Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: These Are The Daves of Our Lives

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

Dave and Natasha try to keep their relationship under wraps on Below Deck Mediterranean, but the rest of the yentas on board know something's up. Meanwhile, Raygan proves to be as good a dancer as she is a bosun.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to WaterCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today to discuss below deck Mediterranean is the one and only Ronnie Keram. Hey Ronnie, how are you? Well, how'd be in what you doing? Just hanging out with you talking Bravo. What's you doing?

Drinking a low-croy. Wow. Sparkling water. This pure. Yeah. Um, just ready to talk some below deck. I was hoping today for below deck we could go through and like practice some of the accents and stuff because I always need to refresh her by the time or actually recapping this especially because the show is on peacock and they're showing it a week early. So by the time it gets to bravo I've taken the notes. You know I wanted to take some weekend time. So I was like I'm going to do these notes early. So now I'm like, what the hell is going on? So, you know, little update, we can learn some voices, etc. Well, now I have a question. Are we doing the voice lesson now or are we recapping now or are we doing both? I'm a little confused. Well, do you want

to do the voice thing like is a separate thing? Or I don't know if we need to talk about it first. I assumed it was the bonus episode this week. Oh, okay, we'll do that. Okay, then never mind everybody. We'll do that another time. So go listen to the bonus, okay? We do a bunch of bonus.

We can do it here. We can do it here. I'm gonna, I don't care. We can talk about something else on the bonus. I'm fine to do it here. We got to queue it up. Okay, yeah, we've got a video might as well. Well, okay, we'll do it here, all in one, on one episode.

Yeah, I mean, it's episode three, we should start getting into it. Get down to the nitty-gritty, start learning these stupid accents because not that they're stupid, I'm stupid, but I just can't remember by the time we do it. But really glad we get to see another guy with way too much testosterone try and oh no woman on this show. You know, it's been a long time. So thanks, Polo Deck.

Thanks, Polo Deck, for keeping that massage and alive and well. Okay. It feels great. It feels really wonderful. Also, it's nice to see, yeah, nice to see Assoles back on below deck Matt last season was all like everyone is nice. Well, there was Lexi, Lexi was an asshole and Matt the chef. He wasn't so much, he was, he was an asshole, but he was like a simple asshole. Now we're back to good old classic below deck type of

assholes and they're all over the place for this season. Yeah, they really are. All right, so let's get into it, shall we? So we start where we left off. Everybody is out on the town drinking, having fun. And the chef is getting upset because everyone's bugging him to know if he's in a relationship with Natasha. And Natasha's like playing it off like they aren't, but then he's giving that like jealous look across the table at everything she does. Yeah. And he's like, at Old Boat, me and Toshua, we got on and we got on really well. And it was a me and it was a flame and it was firing. It was totally fine, which is funny

because I was raised in a town with cars on fire. So I understand when things were firing. I love when a relationship is locked, my relationship growing up, you know, as firing as bullying, this relationship is bullying. In town, Natasha's like, Well, I was just a member of our friend for four and a half years and things were not getting on and he would pay me a lot of compliments.

Like, you know, like, you look so mad right now I was hot when you say that it was firing it really was it was bullying firing that sort of is going on with that okay so let's listen to a little Natasha okay to get her voice going okay let's see here she's talking the relationship wasn't in a good place the relationship was a good place the relationship was made a good place the A's are S S S I think she also rolls her arms a little bit let's hear it was flying I was with my ex for like four and a half years So it's not a roll it's like a R I have to say my ex for five and a half years

I'm just her backup singer. I'm her bad. What am I? her back whatever I'm her echo oh that's his how's that face of her face? oh that's his when I joined my last boat when I joined my last boat the relationship wasn't in a good place she was

the relationship wasn't in a good place relationship wasn't in a good place okay killing it so he continues with his side. He's like she was sleeping in too much, she was sleeping in to my room and it made it more passionate. Okay, that's us until a little bit of him. Me all this stuff, and she's not happy with a boyfriend and she wanted to be with me.

I'm not happy with my boyfriend. What's with me? Okay. And she's like, I'm the first time we were drunk and Yard makes cheated on me, but you know, it's not that to cheat back, ster-

No. It's not right to cheat back. I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of it. Proud. I'm not proud of it. Proud.

Proud. Proud. Proud. Proud. Proud of it. Proud. Pr proud of it. I'm a proud of it. Pratt, pratt, pratt. Pratt, pratt of it. Pratt, pratt of it. Okay, you know, terrible accents aside, yes it is right to cheat back. If somebody cheats on you,

the first thing you go do is fuck somebody else. Okay, that is right. Yes, it is. And I front eye a dick for a dick, a poutay for a poutay, okay? Yes. So so Davis like, well, when we joined this boat, the agreement that that Tash and I made was that we would do a week and then tell everyone, but she just wanted some more time. I mean, it's so hard because we really get along like, I wouldn't say like a house on fire but more like a Suzuki a 1999 Suzuki samurai on fire we've got real chemistry going on man ha like

enter freeze in a match real chemistry she smells better than a Buick if engulfed in flames. So Ashley says that she just doesn't want people to know because they're going to judge them. I mean, can you break? You know, you're fucking in every night in your own room that you assigned yourself to. So, I don't really know how you're going to escape that. Yeah.

And Natasha's like, I just think kids are taking time, Mom, with Dave. I think he just wants to release the secret. And I don't want people to die just. It's kind of my business. Like, is this flyer a cinematic? Secret, the secrets are fun with him. And he doesn't know what to do. He's gonna explode at the secret.

Oh, wait, for people to see your secret that we're sequelaed together. When we share the same room together, they'll never catch on. Now this girl I said from the first episode, and I'm saying it again. This girl looks like she cries a lot. You know, she's like one of those real positive people who talks about how positive she is and how many classes she takes to be positive. She's the biggest wreck here. And she, you can just tell.

Like she's smiling, but then when she gets serious, I'm like, oh my god, she's gonna start crying manically. Yeah. Someone's gonna need to help her. That's why I take so many courses, because if you're taking courses, you're not crying. Have I told you about my upside-back pen, Applecake? Yeah.

It's a pen, Applecake, but in the shape of a short, cause it's a short. I just don't thought I would have a regular side up, pound apple cake short, but I don't want paper to dry it now. I don't want people to know about my deepest secret that the pile up or cake is right side up So then Kyle's like who we're gonna party it up now That's what I'm gonna do right now. We're gonna party and oh So they all start doing shots your Kyle is pretty good by the way you really got that down I haven't my Kyle is always kind of a mess. It's like a weird like South African Australian mix,

but you really got your Kyle down right there. There's one second of our lives. Let's just hold on to it for a minute. Yeah. Enjoy. So they're doing, they're all doing like shots and they're getting drunk and they're taking photos and Natasha's like taking photos with Jason and everything and

Reagan is like We're gonna dance. Yes, let's dance Which probably well Erring and Reagan yeah, but first Jason's like oh, yeah, you look really great Tosh, but you already know that. Oh man, I've got to take a call on Natasha's foot. And Chef Angry is just like, I was bullied. I was bullied. And now it's time to go dancing.

Oh, and the chef tells Natasha, he goes, oh, you missed your lover over there. And she's like, hey, you're talking bad. He's like, oh, purple toes. Like, uh, uh, purple toes. Uh, uh, uh, chef's getting possessive. Um, so, uh, so then, uh, storm, yeah, they're going to go dancing or whatever. And then storm is telling, he's like he's like oh God I have to God. I love to leave this band. I think we have such a void with I'm see now

Now I'm making him Australian. He's South African, right? I think this is a real okay, let's just I'm a some storm Okay, let's I feel like I feel like I'm all turned around I feel like I put so much energy into Natasha that now everyone else is coming up crazy Now I got to find storm. I got I'm scrolling through you're trying to find the storm. He doesn't say much No, I have to find he had like three monologues about his family out of nowhere this episode Oh, yeah his painful monologues this week for something. Yeah, they were really here he is talking I'd have to drive it which is not legal at all, but like I just tap into this word mode I'll tell you this word mode. I tap into this week mode. It's tap into this week mode.

I had to, all right, because I had to pretend to be a father when I was a brother, and I got my life right, it's option to be a rom-com, but it's actually quite a tragedy. The reason I want votes is because I learned to drive when I was six. Really, so. I learned to drive when I was six because my mother said in 10 years You're gonna have to drive around your daughter your daughters were actually assistant But it won't be involving in says it's weird So I'm not really sure what he says here. He says something like that. We have a vibe. I mean, yeah, it's my fantasy. It's my fantasy.

I mean, what's your fantasy? Like being with someone who witnessed protection? Is it like turning you on that this girl looks like she could be on the run from the mafia? No, he's talking about Natalia. He's talking about Natalia. Not Reagan. He has no, no interest in Reagan whatsoever. No one seems to be interested in Reagan, which explains why she's dancing by herself. The crazy, I don't even know how you describe this dance. It was like Elaine Beneson crack. It was just twirling and her hands would dart out to the left

and then come back in and then dart out to the left. It looked like a strange villain from Super Mario Brothers. Have you ever played Grand Theft Auto while we're on video games? Yeah, of course you did. Yeah, we've played that together. Okay, so she looks like someone dancing on a cloud-wong Grand Theft Auto. Like just, they make no sense.

And when you're driving along, they just like dance into the street and you run them over. And you're like, So why are people dancing in the streets. Yeah, those moves were amazing. I can't wait to see all the gifts of it. So let's see.

So Jason's just watching Natasha dance, you know, creepily. And so the chef and Jason are both watching creepily, right? And so Natasha almost sits down with the chef, you know, because he's doing that thing where he's like staring at you. What he thinks is soulfully, like he thinks he's staring at you soulfully, but it's really, really scary to me. Yeah. I mean, I watch a lot of lifetime, but I'm like, he's giving a

good news. He's giving a guana energy. You know, when an iguana just sort of stares at something, because that's kind of mostly what they do You know when someone walks into a store with an iguana on their shoulder thing that they're so clever and the iguana just staring at you like Yeah, I'm an iguana. Yes, I am at it sweet greens right now and you're like and you're just like looking at like What is that iguana looking at that's what Dave's doing is giving me like iguana eyes to Natasha Like did that just blink with his ears?

Like, what just happened? He's blink with his earlobes. So then, yeah, store, I'm still stuck on a storm. It's my vibe. She's my fantasy. Okay, so, dance is like a crazy person. Okay, yeah, so Natasha's goes to order drinks, right? And so the chef is right there by your side all the sudden and say I'd like a right

Side up pineapple cake please just to show that I'm a big person And he's like, why don't you look at that? Why don't you look at that? Make you ignore me? You're ignoring me now And she is ignoring him because he's being fucking creepy. Yeah, and he's like I feel like Natasha's I feel like Tasha's going out of a way to push me away. You know, I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on, but it feels like bullied. Oh, you're so silly.

Suddenly, I feel like I'm the Toyota Camry and she's the match. So, so now that you've hop into some vans to go back to the, to the boats. And Jason is telling Natasha She's like, I don't know he's like, I don't know what's going on with you in day But you need to quit your bullshit. I just I don't know maybe you need to fuck her something and he's like he's it's it's it's exhausting It's exhausting dealing with this

Mr. S. I want to meet Lauren, I feel like I'm suffocating. So they return to the boat and Reagan is still just, you know, shit face. Why are you still punching your arms up in the air? Reagan. Yeah, party. Yeah. So then Dave, now they're a bunch of them are like sitting in like a crew mass just hanging out and then Dave goes up to Jason and he's like, if you're going to try and solve the word mate for no part reason, you're starting to borrow an eye looking at everyone else.

So if you can't, you can try and do that. Paul, what? Well, he does that guy thing. Oh, I hate this when guys do this. So Jason is sitting there in the mass eating, right? And he's in the back of the booth So he's kind of trapped there and you're also facing the audience, right? Like There's nothing he can't get out and so Jason has this full attention and he just like swagger's in and he's like

Yeah, okay princess, which yeah, it's never good when a straight guy missed that to another straight guy That means you're about to go into a locker. Okay, he's like, you okay, princess. And he's like, yeah, I'm sick of talking to drunk people. So he's like, yeah, you're trying to solve the world for no pain reason you're trying to. Trying to borrow an eye from someone else, you can look, okay, you're trying to do that pal,

taking out a look, you're right, pal. You're right. And he's like, yeah, I'm fine. luck, you're right, pal. You're right. And he's like, yeah, I'm fine. He's like, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah, he's sort of saying this like threatening, like a pseudo-threatening way. And like leering.

Yeah, leering over him. He is leering. He has now gone from like a guana to like a... Maybe just a hungry egg guana. I don't know, like just a hungry egg one. I don't know, like, hustle a guana. So, like, like, it's not totally clear what specifically he's talking about,

but the tone is clear. Like, the tone is kind of like, I'm mad. I'm like, he's trying to egg on Jason's like, fight or something where he's like, assertive his masculinity. Yeah, it's like trying to start a fight basically. Yeah. And so Jason's like, I'm good. You move your point. I'm good. And David's, oh,urdier's masculinity. Yeah, it's like trying to start a fight basically. And such as, I'm good.

You prove your point. I'm good. And David's, oh, you're so funny. Yeah, I think you are good. You sure you, you lost so funny. You think you're fine, but you're not fine. You're not. He's like, yeah, bro, I stopped fighting a decade ago.

Okay, I wasn't fine at. I stopped fighting about the same time I stopped spreadsheet So you want a piece and he's like I'm just saying pack it up, bro So then Jason is like I'm gonna go eat this in my room. Don't touch me And then he and then he's like let's wedge in some strange backstory Which is actually a little bit more relevant on the other backstories, because yeah, I remember once getting into a fight in college, and I was in an taco bell, I got knocked out,

and then I showed like a picture of him in college. It's like, yeah, great story. Don't go wild. Yeah, fighting is exhausting, and you know what, you think that's gonna win over? It's only gonna make it worse. And then the chef goes, wash your hair, mate. Back it up, you better back up, you're on washroom.

Yeah, clean your shirt, get a different shirt, wash your hair, or something like that. Change your shirt. So now, guys, this is not cool. I mean, this guy, like, I don't care if you're drunk. Like, if that's your first instinct when you're drunk, is to like try and start a physical fight with someone because you think they want your girl.

Like, what is this grease? Your girl that you have not- You have not- Publicly claimed also, by the way. So not that- Public claimed. But meaning that, like, not that, like, he therefore gets like dibs,

but meaning like, there's no indication anyway that like, you get, it's like that quote unquote Right, like you're not even technically with her. Yeah, so then He goes to they go to the cabin Basically and Natasha's taking a shower and he just takes off his shirt and kind of hulks But it's not time you little space so he's waiting, you know, with the only power he has left, his specs. So she comes out, she's like, ah, you're okay.

And he's like, I started it with your boyfriend. So I started it, I just did it to back it up, which is my house. You don't come to my house and the bookshelves and act like this, we're coming, man, it's you. You're my boy,, it's you. So then Kyle meanwhile, he's Jason, and he's like, Jay, you have Kai, and he's like, I'm feaming. It's like a power move because he was trying to get with the girl. And

because he's not getting the girl, he's trying to be like brave. Do you say brave? I couldn't actually hear what he said. Do you say brave? Alpha couldn't actually hear what he said. Do you say brave? Alpha as what I got. Oh, yeah, so then Natasha is telling what his buns sheffi to get in shower But then he does and so she leaves the room and goes upstairs. She grabs her shit and leaves. Yeah, it's smart So she goes to sleep in the primary room, and she's like, Hey, it's me, it's me,

it's not a hair, it's drunk and angry. I just swat some spats, far, bam. Like, well, good, good luck. Glad you assigned your room. That worked out well for you. Yeah, also, that worked out well for you

wanting up in like the primary cabin. And then Dave gets into bed next to like a 12 pack of water and he just starts crying. He's like, oh! Okay, so, okay, so now... What do they do to you in chess school? It's like you chop so many onions you just can't stop crying. What the hell, chef?

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And Wreck and Just A's in bed. Just like, fuck it. Fuck it. All right, let's get some, oh wait, we don't have Reagan talking yet. So she's just staying in bed while everybody else gets up and works. And Natasha and Dave's buck. So she comes back in to get some stuff and he's like, you want to hear us not? And she's like, how was it in the Mystic Heaven? You were in in a rage and I don't need to be around anything negative right there I just need to focus no drama no stress. It's like well, you know You're doing great at that by like hooking up with the chef and then telling him it's all a lie and then you know What the hell is going on stress? I mean captain Lee in here if you don't listen here packer would yeah, if you don't want stress then don't

This shit anymore keep it zipped up or keep it off the bow god damn it Yeah, and so I obviously clearly fucked up and now Can you go to a rage? Maybe I'm not here for a minute. Can you hear me? I guess you can. Pay me left, man. I guess you can't hear me.

Yeah, I'm here. Oh, there you are. No, I didn't hear you. I just heard the deep sea, like a submarine. Maybe something, maybe something weird happened because there's a tripod that I have,

like in this room, and it just fell over on its own accord. And then the moment it fell over was when you stopped being able to hear me. Maybe there's a ghost, maybe a clumsy ghost just walked it through. I wonder what the tripods model log would be. The tripods, I was a good tripod until I remembered kindergarten when I got gum stuck in my head, everyone laughed. I, well I have a child back in Nicaragua so I never get to see my child but that's because I grew up with a mother who had five arms, it was crazy. Do you know what it's like to be a tripod when you have a mother who's a, a, a sink part?

Is that what you call it? Sink, cus sinko? I don't know. My back's totally like Scrabbitos. So speaking of tripods, the chef's like, I know I completely understand that and I respect that. It's just like it's just stupid, we can't talk about the real reason. You know it's driving me nuts. I'm going insane. I can't have a night. I'm so romantic.

Alright, feel better. Bye. I can't have a night, right? I'm so romantic. All right, feel better. Bye. And the sleeves. So, um, so now Kyle, Sande was like sitting in like the, uh, in the real house, just like hanging out like, oh, what a great day to be sitting on this sofa kind of thing in this room. Just gonna sit here and, I'm sure nothing's gonna happen. And Kyle walks in because he's gonna go like clean her room. And he's like, oh hello there Sunday, such a great day, God Reagan was wasted last night, she's doing summer salt,

you were doing summer salt, no she was, keep up bitch, anyway I just came out the call for the last year, can I do you room now? Oh she was doing summer salt, huh? Wow, so you're saying Reagan? Yes Reagan, you know, this summer salt girl. That's what we call the St. Mousok girl and the St. Mousok wig. She's like, oh, all right. And she's just, you see her riding that down in her little notebook. And in her head, you know, she's like, Reagan, that down in my head right now. Oh, God, that hurt my head. Okay, I should move to a, a crayon instead of a pen in my head. Okay, got that note. So then note to self. Remind Reagan. Summersaults are nice, but a real leader does cart reels. Okay,

go. Note to self, don't draw on your own brain with a ballpoint. It hurts. Balls should be soft, but it also has a point. It's in the name of the bin. Cut to him at Sandy Really firing and all cylinders, huh So now it's like cleaning lots of cleaning and cleaning and cleaning and Sandy's looking in a map and everyone's doing all sorts of stuff and storms like Reagan Reagan storm Reagan Reagan man who had to drive his daughters who were his sisters, Reagan Reagan. And Reagan's still in fucking bed. I can't believe this girl. So he's like, well, I want to figure out where she is so we can talk about a game plan.

That's what we need to do. We need to talk about a game plan. And then she just goes into the bathroom and barfs. So then Jason and Zier talking and Jason's really frustrated. He's like, dude, I'm moving all over the place but I'm not doing anything. I need some direction. This is like a spreadsheet without columns. Like what is the point? Bob points, they're great pans.

I just was talking about them to myself in my brain. So then, Storms and the app. Braindleers those. And the absence of Reagan storm starts making like calling out orders, which then leads to his first opportunity to wedge in some strange backstory. He's like, you know, with a basin, you should understand whether you're hungover or you just need to crack on what's important is you just have to be there. Like my sisters used to call me their dad because the father was a piece of shit and I used to go to father barbecues because I would act like their dad because I had a moustache

but I was their brother and it was weird because I was 19 or 20 and definitely not their dad but I was always like I'm their dad it was strange so in conclusion I pretended to be my sister's dad which relates to being a person thank you. And that's why I like to be my sister's dad, which relates to being a person. Thank you. And that's why I like to crack on with duties because ladies makes me frustrated. Oh, okay. It's quite a journey. You just took their buddy.

And as of hearing this story, as of hearing all of this, Reagan just crawls back in bad in the uniform. I'm not even going out there. So then, I can't get out of bed until I have a backstore but unfortunately the reason why I'm wearing my wig is because of my backstore. If it catches my drift, I witness to crime. That's what I'm trying to say.

See, that's the best backstory I think. Yeah, I mean, my mom, we got, we get wasted together and take turns holding each other up on the way, how. That's when we saw the man get bumped on the head with the back of a garden, fault for his death. It was dead for me. So she says his false allegations against Daniel Craig. He's a murderer. I will never watch James Bond because of what I've seen. Or I haven't seen, I should say. So then the chef goes down to the little toy hole or whatever and finds Jason. And he's like, listen purple toes, this now just wanted to say I'm sorry about last night because I really

didn't mean to offend you, bro. And Jason's like, um, I mean, okay, like I know you didn't mean to. And he's like, no, no, no, I don't. I didn't. And I really apologize. It's sincere, bro. It's sincere. And Jason's like, okay, I will be grudgingly take your hand right now. Yeah. By the way, Jason is an asshole.

I feel like that's getting lost in the mix because there are so many people who are incompetent around him. But he's like a full asshole, right? He has asshole vibes, but I can see why he's so annoyed and frustrated. So yeah, I see it I see it as well, but I also think he's an asshole. It's one of those things where it's like Yes, you might be justified in what you're saying and doing, but you're also still an asshole. It doesn't like the two things don't overlap necessarily for me in this case.

Well, I feel like your story's a bullshit. He's like, yeah, I was just in finance, but then I was like, you know what, live your life, bra. I'm like, no, you had like a raging co-cabit, you hit like a customer. And now you can't be employed anywhere because you've probably got a rap sheet and you're painting your toenails purple to prove that you're like a customer. And now you're you can't be employed anywhere because you've probably got a rap sheet and you're painting your toenails purple to prove that you're like a hippie but you're

really a raging serial killer. Let's be honest, he's sunk Lehman Brothers, okay, I'm just saying it right now, okay? 2008, it's Jason's fault. Um, preface sheet meeting, preface sheet meeting. So she's like, Reagan, preface sheet meeting and you just hear, blah, just like a croak on the radio. Um, come on, Sunday. So she, she like crawls, crawls into the, like the grudge into the preference sheet meeting. And it's him. He's like, he's so weird. You been and she's like, oh, I was six on there. And he said he's like, that, so where have you been? And she's like, oh, I was six, and I'm saying,

she's like, that's called a hangover. No, but I cut my food, I'm a food person also. No, it's alcohol. No, it's alcohol. Don't kid yourself. Welcome, Captain Sandeys, AA. It's like regular AA, but it's more empowering for women. Now, hello, my name is, I'm not going to take your crap, you okay?

You don't get a chip here. Here, if you get a dolphin, you could possibly hit it any moment. All right. And that's the challenge. You know, when they say walk a straight line, it's like take a yacht to a straight line through two dolphins, but it doesn't have a sketchy of a tone. So I don't say it a lot. Okay. Can we hear some Reagan?

Absolutely, let's get this Reagan. Because my Reagan's just a flat-line. Not a Reagan! No, no, no, no, no, no! When you're in charge of a deck group, okay, Sandy, we get it. Oh no, got it, Sandy, geez. Reagan's not saying a lot in this moment

because she's, you know, hung over. She's actually just nodding at what Sandy's saying and coughing. Okay, let me go to a different Reagan area where she has something to say, maybe. She's not. I'm poking through. Okay, here we go.

I'm figuring out everyone with the weaknesses and learning to be more. I'm figuring out everyone with the weakness. I'm not the weakness. I'm not the weakness. I'm not the weakness. I'm not the weakness. I'm not the weakness.

I have to wipe off the fat and the fake ball. Okay. She has bad words that I can't go with. She's just have to drop out the audio every few beats. I'm on the line, but then I'm on the line. I've got a lot of crap. I'm just trying to figure out what I'm supposed to be. This is supposed to be more.

I could eat that. I just, I think I got a fake post. No, I know. We're literal idiots. Okay, so the captain's like, now listen, when you're in charge of a decry, the last thing you want to do on your second charter is show them that you're incapacitated. Okay? Incapacitated is a long word that makes people uncomfortable, like decapitated.

It's even longer than decapitated. Now, that's not comfortable word. Do you want to be decapitated. It's even longer than decapitated. Now that's uncomfortable word. Do you want to be decapitated and capacitated? That's what I thought. Here's your dolphin. We're going to round your neck till the next meeting. The point of the story is this, if you're going to be a boason, you can't show your crew that you've been decapitated. Okay?

Alright, now Emily Butler, she works for her family business in Idaho. So we're basically scrapping the bottom of the barrel here. Got it? Okay, we've got a crew from Idaho on the boat today. Now, if anybody wants to be decapitated, now's the time. Now listen, it's a little confusing because her last name is Butler, but she is actually not part of the service team. Okay. She is an actual guest Please do not ask her to carry suitcases for you Reagan. Okay. She is not Reagan. I see you're already

You're already trying to get her to blow up that inflatable. Don't do that Reagan. She's not a real butler that again, she's not a real butler. Here's what I can tell you from looking at the preff sheet. These are girls who love fedoras. Okay, they're all in cowl, Richard's fedoras today. But here's what I want. Sun up, sundown. They want to be in the water.

They want Moroccan food at sunset. One of them hate seafood, which thankfully, you know, it's not really big in Moroccan food. And Reagan, you can jump on it any time. you got anything to say Wig and Reagan's like oh well all the Walter was playing the wall out take that one so Sande is like listen I'm gonna say what my best gay friend says to me when I ask him what you're what are you into? Water sports, water sports, water sports, okay? Oh, you know, listen, I expect you to pull out every single toy the first thing because you know what's going to make me mad? A toyless charter with people from Idaho and Fedores. Okay, get to it, everybody.

I don't know what you're saying Reagan but It's coming when you're out of that tunnel Reagan, okay So now cleaning cleaning cleaning Reagan Reagan box of orders Reagan's like, okay, what about squash? What else can be him? I want to go up there. I would have if you like to just get up Okay, really good. Yes. She's like, whatever you want to do really, I can't hold it, you know, I'm spinning, I'm spinning right now. And Storm's like, wow, okay, well, we need to have a procedure.

I can't do it, I'm not spinning, Iend it right now. That's what I'm telling you. OK. Well, what I was trying to say is that we need to have a procedure much like the time I had my wisdom teeth taken out. And the dentist said, how old are you? And I said, I was five. And he said, why do you have this mustache? I said, because I'm a future father to my sisters.

That's why. And that's to this day, why I do procedures. So sorry. I'm a future father to my sisters. That's why. And that's to this day why I do procedures. So I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that one got away from me. I was with you. I'm like little mustache five year old. Listen, they can't all be winners, okay? Sometimes it was a winner.

Sometimes you hit the dolphin. Sometimes you send your yacht to two dolphins and you come back with a little bit of a skid mark, okay? spoiler So Natasha and the chef are texting and They want to meet it's time to have the meeting so they meet in the cabin and she pulls a power move where she's like Come down to the cabin because we need to have it so And he comes down, but she's in the bathroom. It's like, oh, that's, you always make him wait.

She does do a lot of bathroom work as part of her power plays. I mean, she had earlier, she made him go in the bathroom, then she disappeared now. He now, she has him come in and then, but she's in the bathroom. She's like, it's like, she's a, I feel like she's like a theater director or something. She's like, um, it's like she's a, she's, I feel like she's like a theater director or something.

She's like, I'm gonna have this best master. You're such. Yeah, she does. She does do a lot of space work. She's like, you know what? I'm gonna curl my hair very slowly to show you how to say I'm with you. This bathroom is my check-ups gun.

If you see this bathroom, you know, I'm gonna go into it. So he's waiting there for a while, but then finally he just opens the door and he's like oh you're taking a shower oh oh come in. I was like who calls a meeting in the shower. Who does that? What kind of meeting is this? Meeting of the penis and vagina. When he's having a very serious me and pull up clean my armpits. Okay okay serious relationship talk time. very serious me and pull up clean my armpits. Okay, okay. Serious relationship talk time. Preferences meeting in Pavejana. So then they bang.

And she's like, my love only got about five minutes. But then it's 28 minutes later. Okay, look, I know Captain Sandy is all up everybody's, but usually she's like, why aren't you doing this? Why aren't you doing that? Why didn't you do it with love? Hey, did you hug that on trade before it went out? But how is nobody noticing that they're just gone for half an hour?

I know. And then we're just sitting there looking at this door while the music is like, dun, now I can see the attraction. And he was naked. And they should have naked in the shower behind her. Oh, I didn't see that part. Yeah, go back. I'm gonna ask.

Well, I'm going back. Well, it was like foggy. It was like foggy. So. Oh, I love a foggy penis. Okay, so then, Raymond, Reagan is barfing style. She's like, they're doing provisions.

And of course, there's something to carry. So Reagan gets a hell out of there in a barf. You know? Yeah, and then Kyle. And then Kyle does this thing. Okay, I don't know. I don't know why I don't know when Kyle does it versus Jason because Jason did essentially the same thing.

It didn't annoy me. But when Kyle did it, it annoy me because I feel like Kyle is this person. He goes up to, he's like in the galley and uh, he's like, oh, the power team, the couple, and Tasha's like, who's the couple? And he goes, you and Dave, come on, you guys are so fucking in love, it's not even funny. I'm like, oh, the, no, those people who are always trying to like, sus out things, and you're like, oh, God, I can't, I just, I can't say and people who are always trying to like, be like, I figured it out about you.

I'm like, you don't even know me. I mean, he's right in this case, but. Well, Natalia and Carl are both like that, right? They're like the extras in some, I was gonna say Midwestern movie that's not what I mean like a movie where they're a medieval movie now like where there's You know the west Hey, you're gonna go to the jowls today. I think so Wow you go into the stick fight. That's called the joust. Alright, whatever you're gonna call it.

Who's who guys fighting with your sticks, okay? Hey, there is a dragon up there. You want to go see the dragon? Hold on, I just want to finish Bayo Wolf. Can't wait to see what happens. But they are kind of like ladies in the village. You know who I'm. I really must have power cup on. I'm just a damn tell me they're not a power-cap on. We sure are a power-cap on. And then everyone can be headed

because they've been spreading rumors. Yeah. Yeah. They're basically like a Mel Distantons. They're both like just two Mel Distantons. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe So then we go to the pineapple upside down cake shot, which listens. You're going to have to learn some new tricks because your shots are disgusting. I don't know if anyone has ever sat down and told you Natasha, Natasha, you seem like a nice girl with manically obsessive crying, but your shots are terrible.

You need to work on that. Yeah. I think it's not that she needs to learn any new tricks. She needs to just get rid of the tricks and just do proper shots because I'm just like scared for the rest of the season. I'm already pretty traumatized by those blue raspberry ones from the first charter. Like those were so heinous and that she made them like two

or three times. And now she's on upside down pineapple shots. Like just put some tequila in there. That's all tequila. So into your white, into your whites, five minutes to get into your whites. The horses are going to be coming at each other. Guess what? Newse alert. They're making iron helmets for horses now. Can't wait to see how that goes. Okay, see it's a chow's to everybody Hey, everyone come on five minutes five minutes to police is the butlers are coming on board. No

Do not have more help. Okay, Reagan get out of bed. And these are guest butlers. No, that means that the guests are named butlers Okay Okay So so Reagan's like well, let's get everything set up and if let head the first shot I was just made Jason I didn't have time to do anything and now I have a hangover as some professional I get that it's not good, but now I have a whole team. It's gonna be totally a hold on old time it's gonna be totally a hold on. Hello let me put this there the professor look at both in schedule on captain sand is dashboard there it is right on the back of napkin with a crayon there is sand as you request. So the guests come and cut the captain I feel bad that captain sand he has to try and sell this every single time.

Welcome aboard Motor Yacht home. Okay, it's just like your home. Hey, you might notice the logo is exactly the same as home from Target. Okay. And it's about as classy. Hope we don't tip over this time. Have fun, Hat Ladies. Now Natasha is going to go give you a tour so you can see all of your bedrooms which do

resemble padded cells, that is correct. But it's modern, so it's like on trend I suppose. Anyway, enjoy guys. So they go on a tour and they're like, wow, this is much better than the potato farm. And then the captain goes to the kitchen and the chef's like, sheffing out all over the place. And she's like,'s she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she just too classy for me? I don't get it, and that's what I love about you. Look at those cruditees. You put that into a rocking chair

and you got Whistler's mother right there. That's what I got to say. Ha ha ha ha. Could you just stand there with an apple covering your face? That would be great. Wow. Look, those characteristics, you arranged them like this and looks like, oh, it looks like Divin.

She's a thing of the guy with all the hands. You know what I'm saying? Which I can remember his name would have been more effective. Meanwhile you got, we also have Noah. Noah is one of the guests. I'm standing here with my hands on my cheeks and my mouth wide open like a ghost, but I'm not trying to scare anybody. Just trying to catch some of that delicious art food. Wow, hey, Dave. Wow, that soup. I mean, give it some playing cards

and it looks like a dog's playing poker, am I right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this one, look. And this one here, you know, if you cross your eyes,

it's making a peace sign. Look, I never said it was all a highbrow art, but it's art. That's still, you know what? That's art still accounts. Can't wait to see a rigotony based on a hang in there poster. Hey, look, look at that, look at that, that dinner roll. It's going up a staircase upside down. Wow. Amazing. Amazing. So more tour tour tour tour, about tour about tour. This guy tour about tour.

This guy know Alia. Wait, I want to talk about this guy know it. This guy know he's one of the guests. He's like, he looks like he's like 21, 22. And he is so jazzed to be on TV. He's like very, very, everything he's very on. He's like, the amount of beers I'm going to be drinking on this deck is absurd.

Am I right, everyone? High five. High five. Anyone? I'm just gonna stand here all charged. Oh, someone high five. Is me anyone? No. And he's cute. Right? Like he's cute. So tall Natali and Kyle are talking about him. And Natali is like, what do you think about the bad guy? Because by the way, we haven't mentioned today how Natali is so ridiculous. Every time they show Natalia, she's like, yeah, they were laundry, look at me. Hey, ever seen me laundry done so,

sexually, that's me. It's like, okay, you're humping the dress, stop. Just calm down over there. So they're talking about this guy and she's like, what'd you think about the guy? And he's like, you know what, once they can write, I'll be your boss soon. That's it, I don't think.

She's like, I'm Aunt Tye Emile, and then I'll be your boss, and then they laugh and slap five. And I think what's really funny about these two is that the more you look at them interact, the more you can see that they actually hate each other, but they don't actually fess up to it. They clearly hate each other, and they hide it with laughter, right? Well, I just know because I saw that preview where Kyle just let's loose on her in the street.

See, he's like, I have taken your shot for the last time, bitch. I thought he was doing that to Natasha, not to Natalia. God, they really are twins. Oh my God, it's so hard to chop Runepp people up, aren't. So then, I to Natalia. God, they really arch wins. I'm like, I just so hard to chop root that people up. So then, um, I don't know, that's how it is in my memory, but we all know I'm not a reliable witness. Anybody who's listened to this show five minutes knows that's the truth.

Okay, we're live with witness. Oh, yeah, which is why I'm here in this frock. That's what I'm gonna say. So the guys are putting out toys and Reagan's walking around to clown music. But I think it's funny that they just so Reagan walking around doing nothing and they're playing her the lazy ass clown music. Yeah, she does it. And she's like telling the guys to inflate the inflatable et cetera and and Then and then like the guests upstairs are like cheering they have their cocktails like cheers

And then college goes cheers to the beginning of the end. I'm like Kyle. These are not your friends You don't get to pile on to their cheers,, sir? I get to fuck out of here. He needs to be fired. He's ridiculous. So- But I'm okay about last year. So Zee and Jason are in the toy closet. And Zee's like, oh no, the Seabove hasn't been on charge.

They should go on charge as soon as they come out of the water. And Jason's like, um, well, I never unplugged anything. And I've never plugged in anything. So guess I just assumed they ran on fuel. Like, okay, listen, Reagan's a moron, but this is the third episode. Like you've never noticed and if they do run on oil, you've never thought to say, wow, I wonder if he's meeting me fuel. Yeah, yeah.

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It's like, wow, that really is, that really are sheltered up in Idaho perhaps. I didn't realize. So, like, I mean, like, that is some weak ass gay to our, she's got going on there. So, then Sandy's like, okay, let's go three shackles, three shackles, everyone. And then Natalia's in the laundry room doing laundry.

And she's like, you know what? I'm always the most organized person in my family. My pantry is organized, my panties are organized, my pants are organized, anything with a pay is organized. Everything's got a home. And then I was like, pause for trauma story. Pause for, cause this is the part where they're supposed to be. Because I found out that my mother was a robot,

which is really awkward at the first PTA meeting when a head flu off because she was oil properly. And nothing happens. And I was like, I love robot crazy Natalia, who's not even gonna bother us with her drama. Well done. I know, I thought for sure, like everything has its home,

because growing up, we didn't have a home. We just had a carpet, and we'd roll it up, and we'd go from street to street, and unfurl, and be like, this is today's home. That was what we had, and that's why now everything needs a home today. I need everything to have a home, because when I was just a little girl, my daddy came to pick me up after school and his wife Van and I got in,

but unfortunately it was an ice cream truck and I had to spend my childhood riding around in an ice cream truck with a kidnapper. It's like, okay, okay, and the moral of the story is his ice cream is very disorganized. So I would just organize everything good day. And that's why now everything needs a home. So yeah, I was like, wow, she's not wasting her time with her trauma. Do I like her now? Do I like her now? I don't know. Yeah, I can't. I don't know. So, Z is talking about how he's gained a lot of knowledge.

So that's great for Z. And then, basically because Reagan's an idiot. So he's like, yeah, well, I can boss people around now, because I've worked with Malia. Tum, tum, tum. Yeah. So then Natasha passes the chef and he's like, come here.

So they hug and she's like, oh, I'm just so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. Look at you. How you made it through your day without crying, sobbing, throwing anything or threatening someone's life. I'm so proud of you, my little boy. Yeah. And then I'm cause like, oh, honestly, I think Dave and Tosh are such a

cute couple. And you know what? Dave turns into Jichello and Tosh and Tosh are just smiles. I think I know. Something's going on. Also, I came out of the closet just last year and now I'm looking for a man. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this.

Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing all of this. Oh, I can't boat. This boat is just, this boat is mean. Okay, it's the first time I've ever, I've ever thought a boat is mean.

But this boat makes no sense. So they have to lift all the toys into the water with these Derrick's and they're all different sizes. So they have to keep changing it out and then put it in the water and then drive it around to the front of the boat. Yeah, and so, and the thing is the, that in order to like lift the jet ski out versus the Yeah, and so, and the thing is, the, the, in order to like, lift the jet ski out

versus the tender, they need to have different, like, different thing to, to pull it, like a different hook or something, and so they have to change it out. And the pins that, like, you have to hammer the pins out and in order to change the heads or whatever they're called. And so, and the pins are stubborn. And so it takes like 20 minutes or whatever. And so they're sitting there trying to do this. And you know, like,

something's fucked up because it's, this is actually not just Reagan's fault, even though it really is, but like it's not just her fault, because even like the chief engineer is there and he's trying to do it. And like, nothing were doing it, but she's just sitting there watching. And the guests are getting antsy. And it's now been 90 minutes of them waiting for it to get on to a toy Yes, so she's like Z Reagan can you come to the boat to the jet says I did somebody Change the battery on that thing. I know because I'm a leader now and so they're all watching and then storm They're all rushing around and storm tells Jason. Can you have the efoil and Jason goes, I'll do what my boss tells me. I was like, Hey, oh, okay, sir.

Okay, well, we're actually the one who is like looking for leadership and isn't and like you're there. Someone could take a leadership or a leadership role, but fine. So then like, it's just like becoming more more chaotic and Reagan's like, you guys were just talking about this out, what about on the bow? And Jason's like, you need to sort this out. Sorry, you've been doing all the inflatables, okay?

If you don't want us to win the inflatables and do it in the pass rail, then tell us exactly what order you want us to do them in. Yeah, he's like, yeah, you need to tell us the order. Baaah. She's like, well, that's the tarot line man. He's like, well, I've never seen this or inflated this in my entire life.

So I don't know how I'm supposed to like another, I'm supposed to like do it right now. And the captain's like, oh my God, everything needs to be in the water. Reagan, come here. Now Reagan, listen, this is going to be a pep talk, okay? Dear Lord, please help me accept the past rails I can get in the water. And accept the past rails I can get in the water and accept

the past rails I can't get on the water. Do you understand? You got it organized as a team. It's complete chaos here. She was like, I said to everything. I said to everything on the walls, everything on the wall. That's why I said to you and I didn't do it. She was like, no, you were sitting there watching I'm hammering when you could be working.

Okay, what is this Mario world? You're just walking past hammers constantly. Give directives. Two people standing there talking about a tube. That's not what we need. Now, had you not been there, I would say why aren't you standing there giving them orders?

Okay, so can you win in this conversation? You really can't. But in either scenario, you're terrible at your job. Do you understand, Wig? The point of this story is this, we need that banana blown up. Because you know what I love? That banana. So blow up that banana, okay?

It's just, yeah, I know. I said it five times. I don't want to hear you, complete. I just want to see you do your job. Slash, see the banana, okay? I don't want to be the boason right now. Now, I'm going to stock off angry, but since there's nowhere to go on this jinky boat, I'm just going to walk over by this plant and then look at you from behind the plant.

Okay, watch. I'm really mad behind the plant. So then Reagan goes to Jason and she goes, you know how we had two guys before, what could I'm the inflator balls to get them ready? He goes, what do you think I was doing? And do you think I was just sitting back there, twiddling my thumbs? Yeah, I'm not saying that, sitting back there. Obviously, it's me, it's back there.

I'm saying, listen, I'm getting all the inflatables ready and then you start bitching at me to get the pass rail so pick something to bitch about and then go for it. Now, this is what I have to say, Roddy. I mean, Reagan. Yeah, he's dead to me, he's dead to me. Reagan is totally incompetent. Like, that, like, there's no argument me. He's dead to me. Reagan is totally incompetent.

Like, that, like, there's no argument there. But you know what? He is a dick and you know what? Had Riley, my, my, my, one of my, my favorite dick remember of all time, Riley, had Riley said the exact same thing and Lord knows she probably has. It would have been like, oh, she's trouble. She's difficult. She's not a team player.

She makes it all, she makes it all hard. Oh, wow. We have to discipline her. If Riley says it, but this guy says it and then she's like, no, I'm difficult, she's not a team player. She makes it all hard. Oh wow, we have to discipline her. If Riley says it, but this guy says it, and then she's like, no, I'm not bitching at you. I'm just saying I want to get more out. So like I think it's a total double standard, and I'm why I feel like litigating this, and for Riley's sake, I don't know why,

but it's what was in my mind. You're right though. I mean, I can't believe that she just just there and takes it. Like, okay, well, you know, she should be like, shut the fuck up, you listen to me, or you're out of a job. But she's like, I'm not bitching at ya.

And he's like, just to come back and start like nicknip picking like 30 things out of order. Okay, shut the fuck up, spread sheet. Okay. Like you either, like, cause, and I think is this, he has had this attitude like from the beginning. It's not like he's been worn down

and this is finally where he's at. Like, he, and admittedly he was a workhorse, the first charmer he was doing a lot, but he had an attitude that entire time too. And he's like a dick. And I just feel like as long as we're coming down on everyone else for being dicks, like Jason needs to also be part of the conversation. Okay, he's in.

He's in. He's in. He's in. Good. So now Kyle is in the galley and he's like, Oh, look at you, chef. If you should see your face, you look super, super. He's like, uh, thanks. Cheers, mate.

Appreciate that. Appreciate that. Yo, what's his stress is I am when I go to Venice to find my husband? So then the towel is like, laundry, laundry, laundry, laundry, laundry, it's your friend, you never ends. And then she drops nine on the floor. So let's see, dinner is going to be octopus, braised pig cheek, and chocolate, something.

Chocolate bomb. Yeah. is gonna be octopus, braised pig cheek, and chocolate, something. Chocolate bomb. Yeah. Um, he's like, I love experimenting. I have octopus, and on the preference sheet, there's a few people that don't like seafood, but I don't follow preferences. I do extreme things, I jump out of flames.

And if my sheep doesn't open, yeah, we're too bad. I'm a gambler. I'm like, it's not giving something for somebody that they don't want is not a gamble. It's you being a fucking asshole. You're in the service industry, okay, jumper? I'm sorry, electing to serve someone,

some octopus is not the same as jumping out of an airplane and hoping that your shoot works. Okay, I'm sorry, there's not as a false aquifix. Oh, false. I forget the word and there's never one conversation. That's a, yeah, that's a quenvolency. Quenvolency. Yeah, he's an adult.

So then Storm jumps into the water, hurrallically, to move, you know, one of the inflatable to the other side of the boat, and they're like, dun dun dun, look at Storm jumping! And he's like, I'll get my fashion for my mother. Could see how to beat this. I remember her being tired from work,

and I remember my sister being born, and my sister She could only sleep as she was in the car But my mom would fall asleep too, so I had to drive Which was legal Five but I would snap to it. I would drive anyway. It's like get the fucking inflatable You know get the matter you're just you're chasing down some floaties. Okay, like this is I was like I remember having to get into that car and being so scared

It's that fear that drives me to go attach a line on to a floating banana Wow I think out of all the trauma stories that's the best one I had to get a baby to sleep, but she would only sleep in the car, the car but my mom sleep too so I drove the car I was three what the fuck I was also right driving lift but early days lift when they put the moustaches on the front of the car I think you can understand why I was just in it for the cops so the kid on the boat whatever his name is just just like popping bottles.

He's like, yeah, getting wasted today, bitch. Yeah, and there's a guy named Tommy who's also getting wasted. There's a lot of people getting wasted. So Sandy is telling Natasha, hey, there's someone who doesn't like face. Remember, you got that covered. And Natasha's like, absolutely covered.

It's totally Dave's on top of it. Other we did say something about he was going to go spelunk in a volcano. If it meant they had to save the octopus, I didn't quite follow it, but something about extreme behavior. I don't know. So they get to octopus and Emily's like, um, yeah, I do not like octopus. And so if this is good, then this guy's amazing.

And she eats it. And she's like, I mean, I wouldn't order that again, but it's good. It's like, oh, please complain, complain. I hate that this guy is being like lotted as an artist when he's blatantly refusing to do what they ask. A spulshit. To where someone this is. late and we refusing to do what they ask, that's bullshit. To where someone this is. I'm man. That'll come back to haunt him, okay?

So then Z is talking with Sandy about Reagan and saying that there's basically no direction and he tells her about the sea bobs, you know, which is like, oh, no. And she's like, you know, listen Z, you worked under someone who was very experienced. One of the best boasons of all time. She was elected to be

an honorary member of Boaston Academy Hall of Fame. Okay. So you have a big shoes, big giant shoes to fill. Let me tell you one thing. If you can disrespect a C-Bob, you can disrespect a land bob and that's very scary no bobs will be disrespected on my watch do you have it future boz and Z so here's what I want you to do Z I'm gonna give you this little plastic ring find find a fire pit but pretend it's a volcano and throw it in there and then you'll be do you watch Lord of the Rings is this not landing with you Z? You don't seem to understand what I'm saying so here's what we're gonna do hide her wig just hide

her wig and then if you want to go back to the Lord of the Rings analogy because of maybe you've done some googling you can throw her wing into the wig into the fake fire and fake volcano you know it's just work on it. It's work. So now, um, pork cheek, which, was that a thing? I mean, obviously it is pork, pork ass cheeks. My fur of beef cheeks being served. Yeah.

And I'm not, you know, a very worldly person when it comes to food, obviously, but I didn't know people ate pork cheeks. I've never heard of that. I guess they do. But they do. I've never heard of that. You guys say do. They do. There you go. Yeah. So then we've seen Natalia not able to open a closet again. It's like a wacky Natalia saying she's like, I'm gonna go cross it. So then Kyle comes over to the table. I'm, he's literally never given when good line of service. Okay. He goes to the table and he's like, Oh, look at you.

Well, I see how much evil consumed and congratulations for staying up so long. Oh. Yeah, no, like, well, there's this one guy, Tommy, who's wasted and he's getting the gibberish subtitles that below duct like to pull out the ones I'm like, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, falls on the floor and like Noah and Tommy, you know, I crack it up, they're like,

this is gonna be a great TV. And then Natalia and Kyle are working together in a shower and Natalia's like, oh, I literally want to give a stormy little, I want to give a stormy, a little cuddle. And Kyle's like, you've been here for three days and you're pussy be throbbing already.

Cringe. So dessert is delivered and Tommy's like, have a like, be cool, fly. You're singing them wrong. Am I wrong on that? And they're like, we don't know what you're talking about, Tommy. Okay. So the dessert comes and there was like, you are a Stadbrough. You are a Stad Yeah.

Hey, I just want to interrupt your dessert to say that if you go to Los Angeles, you can you can actually walk in this dessert. They project it on all the walls. It's called Van Gogh, immersive Van Gogh. And that's what this dessert is. Congratulations. So people go to bed except Tommy and Noah are running around screaming and stuff. And then it's bedtime. Okay. Now it's morning. And the captain calls in Ray. Um, Justin calls in Ray. Um, Dan.

Oh, Ray. I love Ray. I love every time they show Ray. He's like, yeah, looking to do for you, honey. Like, okay, Ray. Now listen, Tully, Savalis. Couple of things. I want to succeed on deck.

So oh, this is Raygan. I'm sorry. That's why I was talking to them. Oh, you just let me run there. Sorry. No, no, I said Dan. I said Tully, Savalis. Well, no, you said Ray. And I said, Ray. Yeah. Oh, you just let me run there. Sorry. No, no, I said, Dan, I tell you, Sevalis. Well, no, you said Ray and I said, Dan. And then you said this thing about telly Sevalis,

I thought, was there someone else named Ray that, like, and then I was confused. So then I wasn't letting you run with it. I was just trying to kind of feel that out. Oh, it's a old man Ray, the officer, whatever. Isn't his name, Ray? Anyway, telly Sevalis, the older bald whatever. Isn't his name, right? Anyway, Tully Savall is the older bald guy. He's like, the boat sink and he's like,

well, I don't know, look at a manual. But no, it's Captain Raygan, and the reason I didn't recognize her, I think Captain's like, okay, Raygan, couple of things, why are you wearing rasta breeds? Okay, that's a little weird, it's a little awkward. I can't find me weed, guys, you can't, another one. All right, Okay, that's a little weird, it's a little awkward. I can't find me weed. I have to get another one. Alright, okay, that's... I did that one to myself, so...

Listen, I want to see you succeed on deck, okay? And I think I need to know what you need to help you get organized. What's that saying? Help me help you help me help you. Something like that. Anyway, because when you're organized, that's when you gain the trust from your decker, except from Jason. He's a dick. Let's be honest. Even I can see that. Okay. So now here's the thing. I don't want to tear your spirit down. I want to build it up. But and she's like, Oh, thank you, Sandy. But I'm here to do a business. And if you can't fucking do it, you get the fuck out of here, you little weaklings. Because

I'll kill you in your sleep. Oh, whoa, sorry. Was that my outside voice? Sorry, is that big pen I booked myself with earlier? Okay, let's start this over. Wait, I'm figuring out everyone's weaknesses. What I need to be more in the hopefully today. La Pera, la Pera. Oh, show them one second. I just need to take a in the half way today. I'm not gonna. La pera. Show them one second. I just need to take a take it out real quick. I'll be back in about three hours to finish this conversation.

Okay, bye. Listen here Verizon man. I cannot hear you now. Okay. So you need to figure out your own weaknesses because that's where you're struggling. You're not struggling finding other weaknesses. It's your own.

Okay, that swim platform was complete chaos. You have no game plan. On other boats you had all these other positions. I'm just like, well, to be fair, I have a more box, definitely not, definitely not. No, super, super, super, you guys don't work differently. Every super, you guys have the same super, you know. Okay, they don't.

So for safety, you have time to show me you can do this. Because I need a boat snack and trust. Do you know what I mean? You're about to die. Do you understand my words? My triceps what I think we've triceps. So you want to know what my my weaknesses. I got we triceps How did you get a b? How did you get a b high of hairstyle from the time I started talking to now?

Oh, wait, you know, the seed just came while you were talking and took my wig off and threw it in the first and so I didn't understand why, but I thought I'll show good initiative. And that brings us to the end of below, Dick, Mediterranean. Thanks, everyone, for being here. We'll be back later this week with all sorts of recaps. So go check that those out and don't forget take a seat if you missed it.

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