Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not

Episode Date: September 10, 2019

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And now let's get on to the news that's fit to sale through the Mediterranean. Am I right? Am I right? Oh God I wish I could hug this sea. It's below deck Mediterranean. Below deck? Yeah it's we're getting toward the end of its run that I can you can feel it. We only have like about a charter left or so regular blow deck is around the corner. That's starting up next month in October. So for now we are going to we just have to enjoy what we can of Ben watching him unload a drunk Travis into a production van while he wears a little sweater around Oh man, previously in a stasia for some reason can't close doors anymore. Previously, Anastasia forgot to function how to function as a human being. Yeah, and Joel learned that if he's nice to people, they'll actually work harder. Yeah, he's learned that if you don't call them a cockjuggling thunder pussy, then people are motivated.

Yeah, and also Ah, back! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So we open where we left off last week where Travis just overly drinks again and is totally shit-faced and guys it's not 205 AM and it's not 2 AM. It is 204 AM. Get dropped on! Wow, it's that sort of precision that you get on a 5 star yachting experience. So Ben has been left with the duty of dragging Travis to the car to the van and he's like, Yaddy's hard to be drunk, but Travis is paralytic. Not sure it's a word, but I understood what he was saying.

So they, yeah, they load Travis in. Just a lot. It gave me a spell check, but it's nothing new in my notes. I looked it up because I think it's I don't know what oh Maybe oh you know what it is. It's probably maybe paralytic with like a why I'm gonna look up now See I have to know this because now that I've made a claim that paralytic isn't a word Aralitic it is is parra Lytic related to Polaris well garret

crippled the same Compassor Tated dead non-been on the powerless and mobile eyes Basically me in the morning so Travis is like passed out and they're in the vans They all have to go home. He's passed out in in Asia's lap and then when they get out of the van He can like he cannot walk they're pushing pushing him up the passor-rail. And they just managed to somehow get him into a top bunk. I don't know how they even did that. But he's a disaster. Yeah, I think he put the drunk person in the bottom bunk because the person in the bottom bunk is going to be getting his barf.

Yeah, I think that's how we should do it. Yeah. So he gets in there. And then it's the next morning. And I thought it was going to be a big to do like a big drunken fight at night But no, it's we just go to the morning scene Yeah, the thing is you can get drunk on bravo, but you can't get so drunk that you can't fight with Hannah, okay? Yeah, we're watching this for a reason people yeah, and you know like It actually gets me excited for the next season below deck because one thing I do love are the late night drunken of drunken things that have drunken amtics that happen after the club when they get back on the boat and some drunk person tries to come for K-Chess

to A and she's like, huh, really? Okay. So the next morning it's not 810 and it's not 815. It's 813. I am. Hey. Hannah's like, Ben is it's not 815. It's 813 AM. Oh. Hannah's like, Ben is going to 10 for food.

So, why don't you give her some centerpieces for the table? Because we need them to be over the top and to minding to impress Captain Dandy Cindy, my new best friend, who's completely nice to me, this entire season. Yeah. Ena Stasia hasn't been on her games. I'm giving her the simplest of tasks that she surely

should not be able to fuck up because anyone can do it. And hopefully that will be the confidence boost that she needs so that way she remembers the difference between us being in a fork. So Travis wakes up and he's like, did you get to sleep last night, Ben? And Ben's like, not really. And he tells us, well, when you have a black hair, you wake up like holy shit what happened what did I do did I smack a woman completely innocent and have it turned against me unfairly you know obviously I was drunk and then everyone else but I've been working so hard with no break I fucking hate my job and drinking

is a bit of escape isn't it like yes we know. I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic. All I'm saying is that when life gets really hard, I turn to alcohol to drink my problems away. That's all. Listen, am I addicted to alcohol? No. Is alcohol addicted to me? Possibly.

Not allowed. And then we see Colin and his bad and he goes, I'm dying. Kill me. Oh, Kali, did you have too many drinks last night? No, Ma, I was good. I just had a really strong iced tea. He probably literally took one extra ibuprofen and is dying now in the morning. Oh, wow, everything was fine until I got a little bit tipsy and touched some fabric that I shouldn'tub and no rashes everywhere. Was there dust in the bar, Collie? You know, you're Aunt Timby got a little over-served. It says the last night she fell, she fell on her face in front of the cream corn and that was just from potatoes. We need to find some help for her. Let's be honest. And to be being over served potatoes at the bar.

Okay, so Sandy's like, oh, hello Travis. And he's like, hello, and he's ironing something. And she's like, did you have a good night? Yeah, she goes, you know, he's a good deck can't. But I smell alcohol on his breath. And this isn't the first time that concerns me. It's like going 12 days without a single nap. Wrong is what I'm saying. It's wrong. It's like waking up in the morning and asking for toast

and then it's been 35 minutes and you're like, where's that goddamn toast? So Jack is making a little mnage out of the teddy bears on H's bed, which last because like who has those teddy bears on their bed? Is that Ben? No Ronnie you dumbass of course it's H. Of course it's H. So did you notice that one of the bears is giving the other bear head and then the bear that's getting head is smoking a cigarette. I mean Jack he's just a romantic picture a It's a picture, it paints a picture. So Anastasia and Ben go off on their field trip and she's like, oh my god, like, and maybe Chideas and maybe Awful, but I would pick Thirds to overchef any day of the week. It is so easy as Anastasia, you just walked off the dock.

I know. Just really declined. I know. And she's like, here's how I like to do in town trips. I like to get coffee, enjoy our time. I was like, who replaced Anastasia with this chick from slackers, you know? Who is this? Who is this new Anastasia?

It was almost like, like at the galley destroyed a part of her or something like that. So Ben is just shopping for food and he's like, I want inspiration from French market culture. I'm going to get some cheese and bread. Okay, I don't know what I'm doing right now. All right, I'm taking it to be close. So I love that in French markets, they are just like a home goods here. Everything's like gather, but in French. Yeah. French family make make food good, but in French. Yeah. Yeah, because now they're looking for decor for the table scapes since Sandy has like table scape envy of all the yachts She saw the yacht show and NSHL just can't find anything good because it's it is all like French marshals So it's like and you know instead of

Instead of like tons of signs that say Paris they all just say things like yonkers They're like El Paso in French. They have like a huge a huge thing that says El Paso in five different languages Like we do to Paris, but this is like El Paso. El Paso. Yeah El Paso. Instead of posters of Le Chattenoir, you know, it's just like posters of Like a hot dog stand It's rotskies chicken and waffles. It's just Costco Ha, the Sam's So yeah, anesthesia can't she's not finding anything good and she's like unable to see

a way to turn something shabby into something shabby chic. So she's just like, if I can't find anything good, I'm just not going to get anything at all. I'm like that will go over real well. Real well. Yeah, that's not good, babe. So then everyone's work, work, working, working, working, working. And Asa is telling, Asa finds the gift on her bed,

right? So she's like, oh, a big, given head to another bed. How cute. Sweet. She should be the new theme song for below deck man. She's just, yeah, she's just joined an orchestra, you know. So she's talking to, uh, she's talking joined an orchestra, you know, so she's talking to you She's talking to us and she goes when he comes back to my cabin in the hall of my titties Nadine goes what she was Teddy Teddy's bitch. Yeah So now Anastasia is back and she's like

So now Anastasia is back and she's like Those were the shittiest stores I've seen in my life. I mean France like what the fuck? Yeah, I'm kind of like so you found nothing she goes um now I would rather come back with nothing to buy someone's tacky shit almost tacky shit. And Hannah's like, so you found nothing then. You found nothing. That's what you're trying to say and you're trying to make it sound like it was a taste issue, but truly you found nothing. Okay, great.

Yeah, you know that normally we pick up rocks in a bag and throw them on a table, right? What did you think you were going to find for fuck's sake? Maybe you didn't see the last season of Blow Deck, but Chef Adrian put a giant sea slug on the table and that passes the take-off. So maybe you could rethink the things that you found and that's all, maybe? So then we're at the meeting, the guest meeting, Ben Chihuahua Nana, and we find out who our next guests are. Jennifer and Patrick Kirk. Jennifer runs a posh puppy boutique. And Patrick Kirk wears t-shirts about alcohol. Yes, this crew, or this gang of people, is like, what are they?

15? They're like, yeah, wasted. We just want to be wasted. Hey, we can waste it. Hey, how waste city you, bro? Yeah, how waste city you, bro? Yeah, how wasted are you, bro? Like, you guys are 50. Stop trying so hard, okay? We get it.

We can all drink. Wow. Yeah. Like, don't like act like you're the biggest part of yours and then you can't like stay awake during dinner. Mm-hmm. So, so, yeah, basically the lady, Dina is, she's allergic to bananas and avocados and celery

and coconut and watermelon, so, you know, she has lots of allergies, which I thought I was gonna play a larger role in this, but I guess it doesn't. Maybe next episode. And then Sandy's like, and so let's hear about the table scape and Hannah's like, well, I sent out Anastasia, which was really a miracle, since she doesn't actually know how to walk anymore. I had to retie her from a crawling site. And she couldn't find anything good, but we're also not convinced she actually

went into a store instead of just, you know, walking into a croissant restaurant. She went to a store, but she couldn't figure out how to open the door. Got very confused over there, honey. So the captain just nods and then she tells us, when I give an order, it's not a suggestion. And if the crew member doesn't come back with it, it's on Hannah. Like don't, don't, don't. On table scapegate 2019. Looks like I've roughed the ahead. So yeah, so now Hannah talks a little, Hannah and Jack are talking about Travis being

just super, super wasted and Hannah talks more about how her mind's rather over brother and she's like, I'm sorry to feel sorry for him and more pissed off and I've never been happier than when I can transition out of feeling sorry for someone to being pissed off. Yeah now it can be really effective. Like now you're just being selfish. You're letting your illness of alcoholism get my way. I haven't been able to be pissed off at someone since June stopped using an earpiece and I was always saying June June Hannah and I've been doing nothing since then and now I can follow the angry at someone again. Drunk, drunk Hannah, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk basically Travis, well Travis has been, starts telling you out that he's just over all this. He's been working for a year with no break,

and he's just over it. I'm like, dude, it's not our fault that you decided to come onto a reality TV show, okay? Like, yeah, coping mechanisms. Let's, let's look into them. Yeah, if you ask anybody how they're doing it, and they actually told you the truth, they would tell you, I'm tired, okay?

It's life sucks, and it's hard. And I'm tired right now. I'm exhausted, okay? What are you gonna do pick up your mop? Well, I'm not gonna pick up a mop I will pick up my microphone and I will keep going damn it because that's what alcoholics was serious Ambitions, too. Yeah So everyone lines up and the guests show up and of course like the main guy he's wearing a t-shirt that says alcohol now Yeah, this is this is great for the that episode. We try to sober up Travis Yeah, exactly who wear alcohol now and cap some 50 I can't wait for this guy to pull out a t-shirt that says one tequila two tequila three tequila floor

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Oh, I'm white dress enough to like that. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, horror. Try me, try me. I once saw a little lady wearing that t-shirt on Fairfax, Fairfax in Santa Monica, and she was, I just had to assume she was like one of these like lovely old little Russian ladies because there are a lot of Russian old ladies in that area. And I just assumed she had no idea what it was and someone gave it to her and she was like one of these like lovely old little Russian ladies because there are a lot of Russian old ladies in that area. And I just assumed she had no idea what it was and someone gave it to her and she was a little a lady just walking up the street wearing a t-shirt that said one tequila two tequila three

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Oh, for sure. It's a for sure a lot. Sure. That was Denver, right? We're saying that. I think so in every town. And this is yours. For sure. I mean, given that I was in Denver about, you know, three or four days ago,

I don't seem to remember people saying it, but it's all sort of subtle thing. They've been somewhere different. No, but it's the sort of subtle thing that I would have missed, but you would have picked up on and then I would have heard it. So it's quite possible. I thought it was so funny.

For sure, it was so cute. Like we say in California, right on about every little boy. I'd say, how do you like your food, right on? Yeah, it's good. Right on. Do you like your side salad? Right on.

So Jack is talking to Travis. He's like how are you how are you feeling my better this morning and Travis is once again like I'm just over it bro. I've just been a while. It's been I miss my friends and he in like in like Like six nine months and I'm just you know I miss it and if I had to choose between Spending time with my family or yawning, I would cheese my family. I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I didn't, I didn't turn on this TV to watch you not be on my TV. Yeah.

He said everyone where I'm from is more orientated on their life rather than work. It's like, uh, so everyone's drunk. We are from. I thought, yeah, I thought you said at the beginning of the season that everyone where you're from is like on math and in jail. Yeah. You know what you said, sir? Yeah. So then of course, the guest are giving cheers. And one of the guys is like, let in in jail. Yeah, what you said, sir. Yeah.

So then of course the guest are giving cheers and one of the guys is like, let's get stupid. Yeah. And guess what? They're rough seas rough seas, Neptune, Neptune, Hannah. So they are, it's all choppy and Ben is like falling over in the Galley. Most of this episode, I think 85% of this episode was B-roll footage of Ben like bracing himself in his galley and watching Lados fall on the ground.

Yeah, just a lot of falling down. So Hannah hands out these wristbands to people that I guess help with C-sickness. Maybe. And I guys like, yeah, if you put one on your tank, you don't feel C-sick and you dick. OK. Nice pro tip. Because someone get a drink from a catch.

Yeah. So yeah, so they're giving out all that stuff. And then trays are falling over. And like all these trays are falling over. It seems like every room has a metallic train for some reason, because every tray in every room is falling off the shelf. And you just hear Sandy going, sorry, so sorry, so sorry, so sorry, so I want to give that

tray a hug, please. Someone please tell the drugs and the coffee mugs, the trays and the coffee mugs were about to turn a corner, then it's all going to be better, kind of like Travis after I talked to him about being a violent alcoholic. Okay, and turning and turning and we're okay everyone. Everyone okay? All right. Could someone tell Anastasia that she can come out of the bathroom? Oh, she could someone teach Anastasia how to use the handle on the door? Thanks. Well, somebody did come to see his. It's old, Zimsy, out of the game.

Enough with your classical references, bad. Just get cooking. Yeah, and Hannah's like, in some ways, I feel bad for Anastasia, but where's that annoying little perfectionist that just wants to police me all the time? Where is she? I need a date. She's literally trapped behind a door.

My personal favorite part of this episode is when Ben's talking to Asia and he's describing what she's sending out. He's like, this is Mordadella. She goes, Mordadella. He's like, no, Mordadella. Mordadella. MOTATELLA! AHHHH! And then see this walks around going MOTATELLA! SponTatell! SponTatell!

SponTatell! SponTatell! SHIT ISL! I also appreciated Colin walking by the linger room and being like, uh, Anastasia, Anastasia Colin, um, do you still want this iron on because it's it's on and a little bit of a fire hazard because it's unattended That's what I was having to say. Where's my annoying little perfectionist? That was very nice of you Colin because you know what? safety is very very important and you but your father and I have never been more proud and I'm sure auntie be would be proud too but as we know she had an incident at sizzlin is preoccupied at

the moment she's still recovering with her hangover from overdosing on potatoes calls because job on being a pre-fire man you like're like Tom Cruise in that movie. You can see Fire's coming. I still remember when you were in second grade and part of the junior fireman squad. It was adorable. I sent a picture into Time magazine, but they never published it. Yeah.

So some guys, they're starting to serve them and some guys like, what's your name, honey? I'm saying, Aisha! He was Aisha. She goes, no, Aisha! But she can call me what she wants. starting to serve them and some guys like what's your name honey he says he goes no a a sure but you can call me what you want he's like all right a sure and then the other one's anastasia right I was like oh you guys are such pigs I hate you fun with syllables I want my drunk ladies back you can just call me MULTA DILLA! Hahahaha

Oh So um, Ben's like, oh my god What is up? What is up? Franking out, franking out And she's like, well, you know, uh, I, she's gonna try and keep him busy Because she's like, God, the worst thing is an angry Ben Like, what are you gonna do with him? He'll explode the boat, you know Yeah, so there's like lots of intrigue about the fact that lunch like the guests want to do

water sports, but then lunch is supposed to be between two and two 30s, so we're going to stall them on the water sports. So then they're going to stall them on lunch by putting them on. No, I meant that I meant that like the water salt water sports will they were going to make sure they stay out there alone. Really important details guys. Yeah, I know everyone else. Like, oh my god, check in my facts. So they're gonna do water sports, which means them that they're one of the ladies goes, I'm gonna do a back flip off the trampolines.

I'm like, I'm sure everyone can't wait for that. All the fish are like clearing out. They're like, oh god, get out of here. for everyone who can't wait for that. All the fish are clearing out. They're like, oh God, get out of here. So Travis and Anna Stager talking and working and Travis is like, you know, I was thinking, maybe I should start drinking less because you know, I've noticed that when I drink,

then afterwards I'm depressed. And the stage it goes, yeah, that's the sacrifice you make. You know, you don't drink and then, you know, you're just depressed. Like welcome to life. Yeah. Have you noticed that also that when you drink a lot, you sometimes smack me in the face. Have you noticed that? Yeah.

I noticed that too. We're going to have another talk about that later. So now it's Jetsky's Ben is making lunch and he's like in the groove. He's like, oh, baby. I made the best chicken in the world. Yeah, bye. So Travis had taken some of the ladies out on the figure eights. They came back when it was time, like when they knew it was time to come back. And Jack has had to do that. What trick see a pulling? And he goes, figure eights.

I just wanted to just say pull me in like out there and purposely making them feel like sits so you can just bring them back and then Hannah I mean while finds Sandy's freshly washed and ironed shirt just hanging up and she's like this has been hanging up too long this has been hanging up too long Hannah Hannah in Asasia let's not leave this up too long please can we not leave this up too long it's like in Asasia. Let's not leave this up too long. Please come not leave this up too long. It's like, I'm sorry, I didn't really understand how to use a hanger. So it was like a lot for me to be able to hang that up in the first place. So that was a lot. And then one of the guys falls off the jets. So that's an extra. I'm

like, he's falling. And he can I go find the jet ski. And on top of that, there's like a random incoming ferry out of nowhere, which I'm not even convinced even existed. I think that like they just took B-roll from another day. They're like, oh no, there's a ferry coming too. Like, my cousin's out there.

Collins watching the ferry with Whistful Eyes. He's just like, I remember when I could be on the ferry, so I miss them. I love you, fairie. And then the guy is out in the water and he's like, this is how people die. Well, yes, all those people who fell off a jet ski and can't figure out how to get back on.

Yeah, while wearing life preserves and surrounded by many, many people who are trained and whose job it is to save them. So Joao goes out on a jet ski, but Colin goes out on the boat and Colin's the first to rescue him. Yeah, it's a very big dramatic rescue for basically a douchebag who, I mean, I'll be surprised that he can't get back on the jet ski. He was wearing a t-shirt that says alcohol now. And then when he gets back on the boat, he is changed into a t-shirt that says daydrinker.

I changed into a t-shirt that says day drinker. I changed into a t-shirt that says let him drown. So Ben serves lunch and there's a salad with finger-linked potatoes and this woman goes, I will finger-link that in my mouth any time. I'm like, that doesn't make sense, you fuck face. Let's stop it Mindry I'm so angry chopped an echelon honor And then there's third froncinolate because oh my god they have eyeballs. I will not eat that eyeball not Eat man. I will fingerling those eyeballs in my shrimp face for any time. What are you? for any time. What do you talk? Stop saying. Kathy never left. Kathy's like, you want to talk about fingerprint? Kathy, you're about fingerprints. So go, good, Kathy. Kathy, we thought we got you off this boat. Yeah, well, you're wrong. I'm back.

I just fingling the potato in my mouth. Yeah. So what happened is I got some massive diaries last time. And I was in time and I was in the I was in the bathroom and then you guys left poit again with these new people and I said oh well well I guess for the once diarrhea served me good it's a lie it's a lot of times then I tried to deep-throw the finger again almost died did anyone care fuck no I'm angry you listen to me. You have a stick of fangirling up your ass So then meanwhile Colin is like standing on the edge of the boat watching another ferry and he goes that's me right there

Not another wistful moment. Yeah, it's like it's just a hobby. I swear That's okay the ferries miss you too, Kali And you're asked like well, they were one day I'll be kept in and that'll hire you and he's like do I have to sleep on the boat? So then back in the galley Ben has his but the latest meltdown is the fact that he can't find any eggs and Because he didn't order any eggs. And because he didn't order any eggs, so Aisha just goes, Aaaaaaaaaaaaa I don't understand why Anastasia gets been 110% and yet when it comes to the interior, she keeps taking her hand up the vacuum. Why? Why? Anastasia heard something outside and is now doing something called fingering the vacuum. I don't understand. But the good news is all I found a new third steal and the name is Kathy. All right, what do you want me to wash?

Okay, because I can tell you one thing. I've peed on a few different services around here. You want to talk about fingering eggs? No, Kathy. So anesthesia is like, guys, I really need you to pick up 200 eggs so to all these and then Asian Jack make out in bed. It's like you want his here. And then so I'll make some really good tender joke.

He's like wow your tender driving skills are excellent yeah good one colleague that was funny it was funny your father's laughing so hot he can't even come to the phone right now so let's see oh I found a problem close skate yeah the eggs, I'm assuming this is what you're talking about, that the eggs arrive, but they not only arrive, they come with closures, aka silver domes. And Hannah sees the closures, and she has been wanting to get mad about something for so long. She's like holding, she's holding in all her anesthesia rage because she liked anesthesia, so she needs to like explode about something, so she looked at the closures and she goes it's not gonna fit the fucking things anyway

hey they are too small they got them too small that Ben's like that's not me and I'll make it work special tonight turning clashes oh yeah he's gonna just like totally make this work and then Joao meanwhile when he came back with the eggs and cloaches, he like runs over this line that's attached to the tender and then he's like, Attenda has an intente la propelah. I drove over the line and the line got sucked in. Ricky move. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. was wondering why. It's another episode of Sandy Mystery. This episode's called, Why does Joao have a wetsuit on? Chapter one, I walk downstairs, and there was Joao, and he said,

I put my wetsuit on because I had to fix the propeller. The end. Then I figured out it was his neighbor who was guilty the whole time. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da This also by the way is this is what segues us into a new spin off a blow deck called Jouwau hammering on things because for basically the next 10 minutes we kept on cutting to Jouwau like tinkering with the bottom of the tender. You just hear this. And then it would just cut to something else.

You just kept on coming back to the little hammer going. Hammer. Oh, sorry. I love you a little hammer sound. Yeah, I'm using some props. I'm using very high metal straw. So Anastasia is folding napkins and Hannah sees her and she's like a coasting Anastasia is folding napkins and Hannah sees her and she's like, a coasting Anastasia is still a lot better than a June. We're not buying much. You know what I'm saying? Which one we cut back to as well. And then, uh, then we get to the next huge scandal trash gate. Oh, God.

You know, Anastasia, you're working in the kitchen, which I know that he needs help, and you're not, but you're not supposed to be working in the kitchen. So then she's like, uh, anyone, anyone, if someone on deck to help take out this trash, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, deck crew, and finally Travis is the only one who answers. like coming soon on prioritizing interior crew check. Yeah and the captain here so much he goes yeah that's right I say take out the trash don't piss me off with your fucking attitude I was like whoa yeah well she's like I say Anastasia you take out the fucking trash you're an extra in the kitchen anyway. Yeah but Travis is dumb for giving that attitude over the, over the, the

PA is where everyone could hear him. So yeah, so she's like she is pissed and Travis is being pissy because he's been pissy all episode. Sorry, it's not our fault that you got so wasted in your hungover all day and now you're crabby. So, I mean, yeah, admittedly, Anastasia could have taken like garbage out, but anyway, so yeah, Sandy really snaps off on him. So a lot of tension on the boat. Lots. So the captain calls him up to the bridge and she's like, Travis, was that your comment that I heard over the radio? And he's like, yeah, sorry, we're constantly doing everything for them. Everything for them. I'm sorry, I snapped Well, I'm sorry you're frustrated and I

agree that they take advantage. But come to me. Come to me. Okay. Yeah, it's like I thought like Sandy was about to rip him a new one and she's like, you know what, you've been called on to do a lot of things and you've been amazing. Just don't respond like that on the radio. He's like, all right, and he starts to leave. And she goes, wait a second. Give me a hug. Yeah. And she goes, OK, hugs. OK, know this.

You're amazing. OK. You're a woman who can do anything. I'm sorry, that's for my women and power species. But you get it. You're amazing. Go back there to doing stuff. And she tells us, I think he's struggling

and it has to do with alcohol. And I'm worried. Yeah. Oh, you think Sandy? You think? Remember when you smelled alcohol on his breath when he was ironing a shirt this morning? So now it's dinner time. And first course, deconstructed Caesar salad. But of course, I'm sorry. Well, we get the ear of the guys talk and one of them's like dude like one of my eyes is half shot and one of the other guys is like you're trying to be like left-eye lope is yeah I was honestly surprised that even we're able to make a reference to the left-eye lope is I was like really? I was too. I was like I'm surprised that like registers on your like

pop culture radar. Yeah and Aisha's helping with cheese like great parmesan and she's like, you like that I'm pretending it's deadfoot skin? My favorite thing is that when Jack takes his deadfoot skin and scrapes it off on me bunk, that makes me feel like he's thinking about me! Ooooooooooooo and she like points on the preference sheet like, honey, honey, exhibit honey, honey. So he has to like make a new, make a new Caesar and he's like, what a fucking day. I'm like, just make Caesar sound.

It's like, it's like, egg and Parmesan, you know. I'm like, really testy. I'm like, really sarcastic and testy, this has to be like, just just major Parmesan. Okay. Gratty. I'm really brat today. Oh, so the guy was like, wow, did you hear that? That was an internal burp. It was like a burp was happening, but it didn't happen. It's like you guys are trash to get off my boat. I know. Also, I relate a little bit to much of that observation and I don't like that. So please. And then meanwhile, Colin is like, you know, they I relate a little bit to much to that observation and I don't like that, so please.

And then meanwhile, Colin is like, you know, they bring the new, the new salad up and Colin is like, oh, it's weird because Hannah had no problem bossing Miele and Anastasia around, but with Ben, I've never seen Hannah sit back like this. Hmm, it's a Colin mystery. Da da da da da da da da da da. Colin is riding a bike around the deck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. get so she's trying to manage it. Yep. So then the captain is talking to Jack and she's like, what are you doing there, Jack? Right in the love note. He goes, actually, he's a right in a little poem, right? I'd like to think I've done romantic things in the past. All right, here it is. You're just fat, you have a nice sweat. Your box is furry, like a cat.

You're lovely from Jack. I like when he just decides to abandon his rhyme scheme at the very end for no reason That's what cat lovely Jack rhymes with cat me. Oh, maybe that's what it is That's a love note I Want to stick my finger into your butt I Will pasta nuts going to bust a nut I want to stick my finger into your butt. I... Little pasta, Matt. I'm going to buzz the nut. You're jealous.

Your breasts look like King Tut. I love you. Have you ever read any of my romance poetry? It goes like this. My cock gets hard when I look at you and you're a stupid woman. The end loves wow He actually puts up the end on his palm Oh, good so Jack says this he's like yeah, I'm real romantic look I put my ex-girlfriends face on and on tattoo on my arm after two weeks like oh, geez

face on and tattoo on my arm after two weeks. Like, oh, please. Meanwhile, Ben is having issues in the galley again, because he is cooking something in a pan. He's like, has this pan ever been used? I mean, what's going on? This is ridiculous. And has just staring at him like, honey, are you really going to complain about a pan right now?

Honey. I would love to bump into the guy who designed this galley and put some in the face. It's just small and dysfunctional and ugly and dark and like, oh, so you have met Mela. A paging Hannah, could you come get Anastasia? She's struggling with walking upstairs. She doesn't quite understand how to do it. And the stage is trying to play a spoon. Because I can't wait a minute, guys. I know how to calm us down.

Gonna play for the lease. Check out. It's just spoon, honey. I liked that that would be earring, think that was the play for the lease. To dispel the tension in the boat. I'm gonna be the most perfectionist music player ever, okay? Good someone help Anastasia. She's trying to turn the vacuum

Vacuum on but she hasn't realized that it's plugged into a cantaloupe and not a power outlet Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Well, if I was a chef, I'd learn to work around it. It's like, hmm. Yeah, she's like, how about you, how about you, the oven, honey? Mm-hmm, honey. So, cabin checks, cabin checks. And then the guest upstairs are being totally classy-tees. It's like, she didn't show her boobs. I showed my boobs.

Why didn't she show her boobs? Anyone want to see my rashobies, why didn't she show her boobies? Anyone want to see my rash? Oh, no, the other cheese. So Aisha finds her note and she's so, uh, it's the bear going down on the other bear. It's like, this is the lovely. And then we then she reads the poem, which of course we heard before, but then hearing it with Aisha voice makes it feel extra romantic.

He said, your head is fat, you have a nice twang, your box is furry like a cat, you're lovely Jack. Oh So then the dinner is served in a steak and a lady goes oh my God Yeah, it was the big debut of the cloches also and like rave review for the cloche work Yeah, and a lady pulls a carom and starts falling asleep at the table. Shit guy, I got 10 minutes before you get your counts. That's the fuck I'm taking my nap. I'll tell you what's going to wake her up. I'm going to thaw it in the face right now.

I had some onions, the lunch will be extra good. Kathy, not a table. Just let her sleep. So the captain's like getting accolades for hot food. Ben has problems and he solves them. He's the pro, unlike Ryan's with Banana, which I still love. So now Ben has made some chocolate ganache which like made my eyes rolled in the back of my head just looking at it. And Asha tastes a little bit of it and she goes, Oh, the sauce is spectacular! You good boy!

So Ben's like, what a pain in the ass. I'm sorry, babe. If I got, you know, little two blocks there, babe. And Hannah's like, you know, he might be rollercoaster to work with, but everyone's so happy. So keep the crazy coming, Goggies. Yeah. So the guest leave the table and just'm just like pounding around in the salon and Sandy calls. Sandy, I'm sorry, Sandy starts talking to Hannah about Travis. And she's like, so Hannah banana. I'm saying the banana part because I like you again. So, you know, I've been smelling some alcohol on Travis's breath.

You smell that too. She's like, honey, honey, honey. So, well, it's not always working in his defense, but yeah, he does drink a lot. And she's like, but I need a one on one. I'm going to talk to him, hug the hook. And she's like, well, I've tried to see if there's no problem in his eyes, not at all. She just will see about that. So then upstairs, the guests are going, dropping like a time, dropping like a time, are going. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like you got a load in your pants. Kathy. Kathy's even ruining 90s like hip hop.

So, um, so San is like, uh, trap, trap Sandy, trap,, Sandy. So, Trap, Travis goes up to the, the wheelhouse and she's like, Sandy goes, I just wanna spend some time with you because I never do, I just thought we could have a little sand and trap time, you know what I'm saying? Hug, hug to hug, brand Zeno to brand Zeno. I like brand Zeno. You probably have a TV, I like Netflix.

So basically, I smell alcohol in your breath. So I think, well, I don't drink on Chata only on Chata. Oh, he says, I don't know if someone strokes you about it. She goes, no, no, no, no. I'm coming from a place of compassion. It's a contradiction. You know, sometimes I wish I could have a glass of wine, but I know if I could, I would have the whole bottle and then another one.

And then another one. And it's like, that sounds great. Why would you do that right now? Oh, he's like, we do have things in common. Let's vote is needy. She's like, no, I can't drink because you know, when I drink, I wind up passed out or sometimes even incarcerated. And apparently, young Sandy got arrested for drunk driving.

Yeah. And so she talks about it. And she says that alcohol is in her family and she was like deep into it. And one day she woke up in the hospital and was like, yeah, I want a different life. Fuck this. And Travis, of course, you know, look, I'm just excessive. Um, but I'm just burnt out. And I have been before I got here, you know, then that makes my drinking worse and I drink more than everyone else and she starts laughing and he just looks at her and she goes, oh, we're going to hear you describe yourself.

That's not normal. Yeah, because he also says, I mean, it's weird. I just drink more than everyone else and she goes, ah, hello. So then she goes, I want to give you a hug here. Here's a hug and you're going to get a chip and you'll see how long keep this chip before I give you another hug. I lost the chip already, but that's okay. You made it five seconds. But she actually does give him good advice. Because you're like, you know, I don't have a problem.

And she's like, well, you know, look, maybe you don't, but just give yourself the opportunity to detox your liver for 30 days. You know, it won't be easy, but it changed my life. Maybe it'll help you, you know, because that's putting it in the place of, okay, I'm not saying you're an alcoholic or you're addicted, but if you're not addicted, then quit for 30 days

and see how that works, you know. Yeah, exactly. And she basically said said the reason why she's having this talk is because you know when she was hitting rock bottom You know the reason why she was able to turn her life around is because someone stopped her and said hey We need to have a talk and gave her the same talk. So she was paying it for it. It was it was it was a good thing to do Yeah, it was and he took it well. He was like, I respect that. Yeah. And he thought about it. Yeah. So everybody goes to bed and Travis is on Wilhouse duty and he's reading phone while really sad music plays. They're like, look at poor Travis trapped without a drink. Like, oh my God, guys. So he's like, you know, I don't see myself

of someone with a problem. But if the captain said something, maybe I need to reassess. So maybe I should stop drinking for the rest of the season to prove I do have it under control. Yeah. So let's see. Let's see if you can make it all four days that are left of the season. So, um, so now it's morning and all right, it's time for the moving the boat after the anchor has been pulled up lottery and this week's winner is Kali Wally. Kali Wally, he wanted to drive us out of the harbor like a big old ferry but much more impressive. Kali Wally is ready. He's like oh my god I'm so worried. The only part of the boat I haven't broken is the actual boat. Oh my god this is so scary. I can't even look at a father's gonna have to watch the TV for me. You did it, Collie. You did it. So here

we go on rough seas again. Yes. And the captain's like a fendage. Like, oh god, it doesn't seem so nice today. Shit. Yeah. She, she's just like going through this rough seas, Ben is scouting, we have like, this felt like, I felt like I was watching the Nutcracker as performed by Falling Latals. It was like, Pling, pling, pling, pling, pling, pling, pling, pling,

pling, pling, pling, pling, pling, pling, pling, pling, oh. Just been being fling dollar or flung dollar over the place. He's like, it top to top attacking the pace Yeah, at one point he was just like huddled in the corner. He was like, I'm just gonna stay on here and dream of rabbit And then one of the ladies falls on the ground and she's like I think I'm gonna get sick That was the best watching here. I wish I hated her more because like there have been a lot of guests who I wanted to see crawl across the salon floor in like bouts of violent nausea

It's the guys on this one that are making me crazy. Oh yeah, well that brings us to the end of below dick midi-terranean Yeah guys if you are a patreon supporter remember you can go out and get your Denver and Columbus tickets already right now And in the meantime remember that they will go on on sale for the public on Friday Which is exciting and go to watchcraftens.com for those links and links to all of our other shows that are on sale including Charlotte and Nashville which are only a few weeks away So and Nashville has not a lot of tickets left. So go do that and have a wonderful, blessed day. And we will be back tomorrow for some real housewives of Orange County.

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