Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Why You So Obsessed With Me?

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

Dave crosses the line with stalker texts on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, causing all sorts of drama on board. Plus, a new deckhand is on her way as Raygan heads for smoother seas.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about, Kay. I'm Ben Madelker and joining me today on this very special very dramatic episode of Below Deck Med. It's, well recap, Below Deck Med I should say, it's Mr. Ronikaram. Hi, how are you Ronnie? Well, hello, man.

How are you doing? Are you ready for? Very serious, serious episode. Oh my gosh, a lot happened on this one. Seriously. A lot happened. A lot of drama. By the way, Dave, huge dick. Awful. So good to see that. Oh yeah, Dave. That tradition on Below Deck continues. Yeah, he really is. And yeah, I have to say, there's been a little pushback

like while I've, you know, he were treating her the way she's treating him. Dave is an asshole. You can tell he's an out, you can tell he thinks he can have anything he wants. And then when he doesn't get it, he starts his manipulation, emotional bullshit. Well, shut up, Dave, okay? Yeah, stop. doesn't get it. He starts his manipulation, emotional bullshit.

Shut up, Dave. Okay. Yeah. Stop. Ronny. Dave is enough for me. But before we do that, Monday nights is our take a seat. My okay. That's also the night that this shows on. So what a conundrum. Okay. We're better. So come to take a seat. It's a 7 p.m. Pacific time.

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I'm so excited that we get to, you know, I felt like, you know, you know, we only got like that one season of game of Thrones with Winterscrapening. And it was like not the best season in the world. So I'm like really happy that we get to, like, go back to Winterscrapening this month. That's making me very, very excited.

But before, before winter is coming, I'll tell you who else is coming. Pass progressive text messages and kind of aggressive test messages from Dave. Okay. But before those come, we still have to talk with WIG. So let's do that. Episode is seven, oh five breakups and shakeups. Reagan, we're in the middle of a scene here. Could you focus? Okay, shift your wig. Now listen the first charter I could see the lack of experience, but you were down to people But now you've got a full crew and it was complete chaos in that aft deck now I can tell you haven't run a deck crew in a busy charter boat of this size or ever worn your natural hair

So what do you have to say about that? Hey, obviously, I don't realize what you do and what I was told was I'm with the dogs, go and do I was, you're using your dance and dolphins are actually just out of their state. The things you can crash into, I also learned that three meters is different than zero meters. So it's good, I can do better next time. Well, the final straw, you see how I gave you a chance there, but now I'm taking that chance away.

That was fun. Okay, that final straw was the docking. Okay, it's a big deal to have a team and manage the team. It's a big deal to me. You think Costco rents itself? No. There's a manager saying, hold up that chicken tray, you old man, respect to the home for you. Okay?

Not the motorboat home, the old people home. Well, now that I know what type of home you're talking about, I think that I could do a lot better dogma and I can hold up trays while we're talking, I can eat from those trays and I can eat them in the galley. So I think it'd be good. I think I would do a lot better next time.

Oh, you've learned something, that's so good. So now I'm gonna give you another just kid, now I'm letting you go. You know, if I had the time, you know, sitting here watching Netflix and steering occasionally, and I wasn't running about this size that was, you know, basically a Prius that floats, I would train you, you know, I would, I would train you. But my recommendation is to work under a strong boson, do your wig roots, and if you ever need a recommendation I'll give it to you. I'll say, girl who doesn't know how to blow up

toys. Okay, recommended. Okay, so what you're saying is that I, uh, I've jeopardized my entire witness protection program thing to come on this TV show then I still got fired. Great. Love that. That's right, Ray Gunn Smith, Jones. Hmm, please don't use the entire name I put on my CV. Thank you. From England somewhere. All right, that's good enough. I've been sucked.

You don't have to keep on saying it. I'm going to go now. Whose eye cloud password is good wig. OK, just in case anybody wants to hack into that email, you'll find her real quick. One last question. Captain Sandley before the end. Sure, I'm a your real quick. Well, one last question. Captain Sandley before. Sure.

Sure I'm a font of answers. Go ahead. Would you mind if I just had a sandwich before I left the boat? I just have an evening in the third day. You're fine to tell, put the rib down. Put the rib down. Was that your pocket? You kept a rib in your pocket.

Get off my boat. Just gonna have one more sandwich. One more sandwich kept sandwich. Put down the winter bread. You're the fruit loop. Okay. God, get the sandwich. Put down the winter bread, you little fruit loop. Okay, goddess, I shouldn't have named a food stuff. Hey captain, Sande, do you know all my favorite earl is? Duke, the Duke of?

No, all of Sande, which I love him so much. Kevin, have another sandwich please. All right, you need to go. Okay, get out. And don't remember, don't give up. Get under a strong boson. Okay. The best way to get a even is to get under a strong boson. That's right to get over. Losing your job as boson is to get under a strong boson.

That's a better version because it actually tracks a little bit better. Because over and under is funnier than even than under. So you just look at me. I'll watch that film. How Boston got a weave back. Okay, can't wait to see that one. So I'm hired then.

I'm hired then. No, you're fired. No, that was hard. That was an internal monologue it wasn't meant for your ears well let me eat my luggage pulled because I can't get that myself that's why you were fired okay have fun going home with your clothes in a trash bag stupid she can't even get her own bag out so this is when now Reagan says shes act're like, where are you going?

Shesakima! Really? Shesakima! Is it because... Shesakima! You hit. Shesakima! Adolfin?

Shesakima! I found out I'm not strong enough off the deck! And Natasha's like, I'm Sussari, I didn't know what to say. I'm so sorry It's not like something anyone wants that relationship with death Are you tired? Are you tired? You haven't gotten sleep. You're tired. Reagan. No, I've been sucked. But you're tired But you're tired. And the store was like, what do you need the bag? I've got the bag. Why do you need the bag? She's like, I've been sick! I've been sick!

And he's like, oh babe, I'm so sorry for the next vote. There has to work for you, that is. All right, is there anything I second do for you? And she's like, keep in touch! second day for you and she's like keeping torch. Reagan before you go I want to give you something. It's called a platypus nipple and it's curacao and scotch. Enjoy. You should make sure up for me cold shifpen facts.

So then we see the captain texting someone and she's like, I am so glad you're coming back. I'll see you in a couple of days. Bloop. Yeah, so it's going to be someone I'm assuming that we've already met before on a previous season of below deck med. So I was like, hmm. So then, so then Storm goes and tells Jason that Reagan's been, Sack, I'm in Sack.

And Jason of course is like, yeah, sounds about right. I would have been shocked if they were like, hey Reagan, you're killing it. The tango for where you're out for a full day. Love it, we're promoting you. Yeah. So then Storm is here talking about it. And he's like, well, I hope they found someone in two days. Otherwise we're doing a charter with three people.

That shit. So Reagan goes and hugs people by and she's like, well, obviously I've had a sad and there's sort of situations to live. I took a rack of ribs and then the dad just tried to get me heads up. My rigs dipped. My rigs dipped and keep positive. We'll see what happens in the future Main box carried mom from bar to bar unless of course just carried me from bar to bar. That's how we work really Anyway, oh my scenes already over you're not gonna give me any sad music as I walk away I'm just gonna get a taxi like it's Walk away, Reagan walk away. It's over Reagan

It's actually drivers like ma'am. I was always supposed to take you three blocks, but I've taken three hours. Well, I need to step for another sandwich. So now we go to Natalia and Kyle being wacky. She's like, I feel sad for someone who's fired of any del. And he's like, but we're the third week. Now, I said, someone's weak, then the team's weak. Or is it the same swaker? Is it the leader that's weak?

That's right. I said out. Listen, okay, we're the, with the interior, okay, not, not, and me and Dave, we're all the interior with a power team of the interior. And nothing's gonna get in between us right now, especially since I just came out the closet last year. Hmm.

So they're cleaning cleaning. Oh yeah, I'm sorry to interrupt Ronnie. I just have to preface this by saying, this is the most merchants ivory injury that could happen on this boat right now. Yes, okay. So the chefs like, I think you need to get things out of it,

dishwasher, just open it, go ahead, there's a couple of things in there already. Yeah, and she's like, All right, I'm just gonna open up the dishwasher. Go ahead. Open up first, how the steam, it's burned by. Oh, you're all right there,

there's steam in your eye. It's proper burning hot, it's proper burning hot. Like my heart. What? I mean, I'm sorry. That love that I would love you so deeply, even without the vision to see the heat emanating off of me. Did you say something, Dave?

No. I said nothing. Do you need an eye patch? Because I'll love you with an eye patch. I'll just say I love you. Ogg. Well, I just need to go to McCab and then Dave. Dear mother, today has been an eventful day, I'm the ship. I've lost my sight and my eye, I'm afraid.

I should now only have one eye, but that is one more eye that I can see the beauty of this land. I do hope to see you soon, Saadye Dota, Natasha. Us, a three-eyed couple, comes together. One forms a physical bond that will hopefully spring forth children in a legacy that will at last this dark world. Did you say something, Dave? No, I didn't. I didn't say it. Dave, stop writing in the margins of my letter to my mum. Dive, dive, you must be tired.

You're using the wrong paper. So she goes to the cabin and he puts ice in the bag for her and he's like, Tosh, here you go. It's some ice. I'm alright. It's just a bit red. My eye, that is. I have a red eye.

It's nice. I just didn't know you would be so hot. I mean, I didn't know it would be so hot still. What'd you say? Really, I already corrected it actually, but I'm sure that we're meant to be together for the rest of life. And I hope that for eternity I can curl up in a top bunk and you can tell me, be a man, Dave. Be a man. Dave? Dave? Yes?

Are you tired? Are you tired? You can't go on like this Dave, you're tired aren't you? I'm so sorry about your oddnessing now and she's like, well shit like this happens when you're tired Dave, that's what happens when you're tired. And then she tells us, when I first met Dave, we had fun together, we laughed together, whereas now, he's just so suffocating me, just leave me alone Dave,

and go away Dave. I just wish I could go away with Tosh, far, far away, where birds were singing, fish were jumping, and the cocked his wild, that was part of summertime. I understand, but I caught that kind of already into the lyric, I hope you understand Dev Joe that you heard that did you

Did it for the fish in your store tired? So um Storm storm Sandy storm storm Sandy. No, everyone come down I'm not saying that there's a storm outside. I'm just calling for a storm not an actual nature storm. I'm calling for the storm who works on this boat storm Storm Storm Sandy. I'll tell you when I was running boats in Iraq There was a storm that season named Storm Sandy Yeah, I'm trying to get in someone named storm to work during that one. Tell you that. That's that's a boss right there Okay, hey Z stop playing Derude I was not

saying sandstorm I was saying storm Sandy storm Sandy although I love that song I love it oh is Zian Mali can someone please get him off Mali. So Natalia is making Kyle assign the cis third stew with the magic marker and he's like oh you're happy you can think you can beat me a position A Yeah, and then Natasha emerges from the bathroom and Dave's like how you doing? Tosh Alright, are you alright? What? Nothing

What? Nothing. Ah, hopefully, me holding this curling iron and mehending curling my hair slowly will let him know that I don't want to talk right now. There's some things that can't be spoken, but this burn to my eyes shows a visual metaphor for our broken love, is it not? So now the captain and storm are having their meeting. And I've just like, so obviously, I'm going to need you as a provisional boss in, okay?

Experience online, running the deck. I can see that to you. That's really important. Okay. Now what's really important in life? Love. I just told you the answer. Experience online and running the deck.

Okay. Monster. Monster shorter. The most dash comes. Must have come from well, that is pretty important. But I'm going to go. I'm just going to say lines and safety are really important. Okay. So I'm going to make you a provisional post and hopefully there's no red flags

beyond the fact that your name is storm. And we'll see how this goes. You know, it's difficult to find a good boasting, but at the same time, I see a mustache, uh, and a guy named storm and that's bold. So I want to give him this opportunity to show me he can be a boasting. Now listen here, storm. I need you to be more of a Mario and less of a Luigi. Do you understand?

And honestly, you're kind of giving me a little bit of wild a Ouija at this moment. So we're going to have to really upgrade your two tears. So strong. I was like, they made me by the scene on over the moon, but it's terrifying. It really is. I remember driving my mother to work when I was six years old. She was passed out in the truck. And I said, one day I'm going to do this for a living. She said, drive cabs. I said, no, floating. And she said, good, that's why I named you storm. So now, hey, all crew, let's meet in the mean salon. Okay, let's all get here. So then Kyle starts humming Natasha. And then they go to meet or whatever and send you as well as you can tell by the surplus of sandwiches we have downstairs. Reagan has been let go. It was not an easy decision, but it was a funny one and it was really

gut wrenching for me. Yeah, you know today guys, you might notice I'm a very, very sad wind. But for now, storm is stepping in as provisional bozin Okay, and he's like it's a dream really I thought to that shut up storm, okay? You're not gonna talk now. You didn't win an asker, okay? So And he's like yeah, he starts saying it he goes I'm just gonna rely my experience and just keep a calm head and show Sandy She's might the right decision. Okay, sir, that's fine. Okay, so guess what? New deck hands arriving at the start first day

of the new charter, and it's a woman in the tower. Yes, so you can bunk with her. So everyone, lady on board coming up soon. Okay, Ben Mandelker, start googling. So that's what I did. And there's only, as far as I could tell, there was only one woman who's been of On deck on blow deck met her name was Jen and I had

Basically forgotten about her. She was totally forgettable So that's the only person I can imagine that's coming on board Well, I think she's saying I think she's saying provisional boasting because it's gonna be Malia and then storm is gonna go back to being Jack crew going to be Malia and then storm is going to go back to being a jackfruit right and then it's going to close a lot of drama all tell you that now I'm not going to tell you who it is but I will tell you that they texted back in response I'm stoked okay there's your clue everybody go on with your day Z I can see you getting really excited and I'm going to tell you you're going to be under the best again but I'm not gonna say who it is. We'll not say it. Okay, so let's get on to the next scene. Where are we? Okay, the new school comes in two days and tell you

say, oh yeah, you've already did all that. Okay, so now the chef is texting Natasha and she's like, blo Blue, can we talk? Blue, was that a sad enough blue for you to realize that this is a serious blue talk blue? I just sent that so you'd get some extra bloops because they really like saying blue. So then she's ignoring it.

And then oh, that was a chef not Sandy. I'm talking about. Sorry, he was doing a Sandy voice. Sorry. You lost. And yeah, mouth the chef, blue're doing a Sandy voice. Sorry. You lost my Sandy voice. Yeah, mouth and the chef tech. Bloop, if you can even hear it.

Blue, can. Tash. Can we talk? Can we talk? So she's of course not answering. And he's like, with Tash, I literally have no idea why I stand with her right now. She literally runs away from every approach I have towards her. I'm scared to confront her because I'm scared to lose her and that's the thing that last thing

I want right now. I'm like, well, I think that's pretty obvious where you stand with her. If you literally stand next to her and then she moves away, then you know literally where you stand with her, which is she wants to be away from you. Okay. When someone is running, you don't chase them. Okay, what are you a dog? Like, is she a male man? Stop. If someone is ignoring you, don't fucking stalk them. You guys hooked up for two weeks on another boat, okay? You are not married, sir.

Yeah, now, like to sort of go back to the thing that you're talking about, like, but she's basically being like a female fuckboy or whatever. So, like, yeah, I think that like, you know, she has been ghosting him, which is kind of obnoxious, but at a certain point also, like the pendulum swings, I believe, and like, dude, she's ghosting you and you gotta now start to like move forward. Okay, how many times did it say, why wouldn't you talk to me? Where do we stand? Can we talk before it's like, get the picture dude, move on.

Yeah, on one hand, she could just say, Dave, stop. This would let's just be friends, you know? She can do that. But on the other hand, she doesn't have to have a full breakup with you when you're not even dating, you know? And like just stop. And also, you guys had an arrangement, as I said last week. You guys had an arrangement.

You weren't gonna talk about this for the first week and like the first night he got drunk He started telling he started like brooding to it. He broke it and she's pissed And that was the moment when she became pissed and she was perfectly fine before then and he fucked it up honestly and she's mad and Now it's like Why do I stand with you? Yeah, it's oh you ruined it, it's done. What part of her literally not texting you back? Like indicates anything otherwise. The other sky sucks.

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Dot dot dot question mark. She ignores it. Then he texts, Tosh, Blu-posh, Blu, Tosh, Blu, I can't do this, Blu, what the fuck do? That's stalker shit right there. You know, she's getting an junction against you for that.

That's all. Honestly, he's crazy. So now they're cleaning and now they're getting changed to go out. Dave, in an effort to win over in Natasha, he's put on his finest denim vest. It's like way to go, Dave. And then what did I say? Storm is fo defending Natalia.

She looks saying she looks beautiful. Oh, yeah, there's some stupid stuff in the hallway where they're just flirting. And it's like, yeah, there's some stupid stuff in the hallway Where yeah, they're just flirting and it's like yeah something's definitely happening with storm You can't put on you can't put off the inevitable and edible and edit but it ball and but I don't know words hilarious It about so then Then again the vans they get to the they get to dinner dinner and italyo starts ordering espresso martini's for everyone but Dave is like no I'll have a beer because I'm brooding into my beer. Brooding into my brew.

So it's like alright, if anyone here or anyone new here joining this boat thinks they can get between me, Tosh, Tarya, the third me in second, it's absurd. It's absurd. Yeah. And then Z is sitting right in between Tarya and Natasha. And then Storm is like, Ohm, Julius, Ohm, Julius, where Z is sitting. And Dave goes, I mean, Omjelos, Omjelos, where Z is sitting and Dave goes, I mean, I am. And then Natasha glairs at him like, Dave, Natasha, are you okay? What?

What? What? Never mind. And so someone's like, what's wrong with you? He's like, I mean, it's just this whole thing. I can't go into detail, but it's stressing me up massively and he talks over to Natasha he's like we need to talk about it. He's like no he's like why'd you feel like that? He's like it's enough streets as it is already and he's

like it's just gonna keep going isn't it? This is making me not the way it just goes home and home. He's so tortured So now they all start like it's not party time dancing, etc. And Jason tells us, I don't know what my flirting style is. I'm normally the introvert when it comes to initiating. I'm like, no problem talking. But after that, I'm like a fish out of water or I'm like a big pussy or I don't know, actually come just like an asshole he used to work in commodities. Yeah, I think that's actually what I am mainly. Yeah.

I know how you flirt. You've already done it with us five times on this season. You say, yeah, you used to be in finance. But like now I like travel the world and I have colored, you know, different colored toenails because like I'm an artist now. And that's how you flirt. Okay, we already know, sir.

Yeah, I'm an artist now. And that's how you fight. Okay, we already know, sorry. Yeah, I'm a loof. So then Dave is just like standing alone and he just goes, I'm not sure I can do this. I can try but, dot, dot, dot. I'm like, who are you talking to? So then Storm is talking to Zee and she's wasted and Storm's like, oh no, when I get my work done and when I get my work done I you know what I can do what I can do that's all I can do

I can just do my best and she's like it's not all about you stop the eye I you know you have to give others the opportunity to be there for you Yeah, we can help out you don't have to be your own solo storm We could be a super storm together. We could be a super storm together We could be a hurricane altogether. We could be one big typhoon. I'm here to help So These like yeah, I was so nervous last year now look at me. I'm more confident in the producers like so are your nurse gone? He's like

Kitten there. Oh, I'm in storm and see hug and sloppin' and they're bromance. Me and Natasha's in line for the bathroom. Yeah, so everyone's wasted dancing and of course, Natalia's up on the stripper pole, you know? She's like that girl. I was like, I'm like all of this,

I'm on in. I'm the fun one. How do you say indebtable? I'm indebtably, I'm the fun one. So then Natasha's in line for the bathroom, so Dave has her cornered and he's like, Come, just chat. Chat to me for a second. Don't like, don't hate me.

I don't hate you Dave, I don't hate ya. But you do. That's why you're standing in this line of women who hate me. Ma, hate the purpose that struck in me. I've got to get rid of it, Dave. That's all this is. What'd you say? Nothing, Dave. I've got to go to the toilet, Dave. You just... you look so uncomfortable. Because I've got a number two, Dave. I just told you that, Dave. I'm number two to you.

Ah, Dave. You literally can't be around me anymore. You literally can't. Because, nah, it's not that, Dave. I just... I feel like I... I feel... I'm sorry, I interrupt your dot-dots.

I feel like I deserve more. Hey, Dave. Dot-dot. There's a couple more dots for you, dev. Lather can look weird on auto-quite because toothy dots are gonna be loud and three of the dots are gonna be tummy. Are you saying that I'm like an interrupted ellipsis? I don't even know what you're talking about is that a short dev. We're not in a fucking relationship, dev, I don't play games. I don't want to play games either, that's why I feel my copy of Sorry over the edge of

the boat, don't need it anymore, no more games. I've f**kant asked you about this, I'll ask you about it, I'll message you to keep it below rats and you don't send messages back. Oh, we work twenty hours a day, Dave. One day I think I've got time to send messages. You've got time to read them then, don't ya? Oh, I should never feel like I have to answer to anyone, Dave. What you say on these crazy things are your tired, Dave, are your tired. You don't have to answer anyone,

but you also don't have to lead them on. She's not leading you on. She's fucking snoring you and sleeping in another room. Yeah, that's like the exact opposite of leading on. Like sure you guys banged in the shower, okay? That was not leading on. That was you guys having some fun. But the fact that she hasn't talked to afterwards is not a lead on that's just you not picking up

Not picking up the signs. Yeah, so she's like I'm not leading on He's like you are though and she walks off probably never paying So then Dave goes off alone. He's like vaping and he goes like Honestly, like okay drama. So he's like vaping and he goes like, honestly, like, okay, drama. So he's like, I do feel like I've potentially lost one of the best things I ever had. I'm like, uh, four week booty call. Like, what are you talking about? Yeah.

So then, um, everyone kind of sees this and they're like, what's up with them? And Natasha goes to get a car so she can leave early and she tells us, I don't want to share a relationship. I'll share the cabin and live in together. I don't know what to do. But yeah, so she goes off. So then he starts texting her, where are you? Where did you go? Where are you? See previous text message. Where did you go? Well, are you? See previous text message. Where did you go? Yeah, he texted three times. Like, where are you?

Where are you? Where are you? So now she's back at the boat. And meanwhile, back at the club, you know, now Kyle's on the stripper pole, like trying to do a twerk, which is, you know, cringe. And then Tali is like, I'm gonna kiss stone, dammit.

Oh, yeah, put it on. It's gonna act like you're almost a scoyle. And then back to Dave. Dave is like, hello, now he's in all caps. He's like, hello, really not cool. And Natasha started to like, she's gonna go sleep in the guest cap and because she does not want to share room with him.

And so now everyone is like, everyone's now in their vans and Dave is just like complete. He's just like muttering into into nothingness. He's like, just needs to be over now. And cause like, what? No, I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro. Like please, really please, like please stop doing your your British romance movie out of context for these people. It's very confusing for them. Yeah. So then Storm and Natalia are making out in the van on the way home.

And then Dave is in a bad mood. So crowd's like, Dave, I'm gonna shove a quiff in his thighs. Oh! So back on the boat, Natalia is asking where Natasha is and the chef's like, I don't know, I'm over it. I've just been saving her rotten secret this whole time. Bro, chill out. So then he calls her and she of course doesn't answer. And then there's like, it's like, while that is like, while that's happening, it's always, it's being like, we're crossing back and forth between Dave by being a dramatic stalker and Natalia. And like, well, that's happening. It's being like, we're crossing back and forth between Dave,

being a dramatic stalker and Natalia. Like, the other, everyone else is being silly. Natalia is like on Storm's back and Storm is like, babe, I'm on an apple. I'm on an apple, which I'm not sure was he on a laptop or was he actually sitting on an apple? I don't know what was going on there. And then the chef goes outside the bus.

He's like standing kind of on the dock, right? Like he's standing Far away. I don't know. It's weird. It's like he's being sneaky and he's calling Tasha again and again And then he texts and he says if you don't talk to me on telling everyone you brought this on yourself And then in all caps good luck. Fuck you slut. Thanks. Wow. Wow So wow you're even worse than I thought. And that saying, so I think it's already thought you were a piece of shit. So good guys.

I know, exactly. He's like the James Kennedy of chefs. So then Natasha, basically, text Kyle, and I was like, can you come to the guest room? Because I'm freaking out. So he comes in. And this is actually, like I think Kyle's best moment. He's had so far. He's like, he really sort of like moves into support of friend mode here, which I'm freaking out. So he comes in and this is actually like I think Kyle's best moment He's had so far. He's like he really sort of like moves into support of friend mode here, which I think is great

And he's like what's going on If the answer is did you come out the closet because that's what I did last year. Oh, this is serious amendment. Okay, never mind Well, man, there's hooked up on my last bout. He's like oh, I knew it. I knew it It's that thing my mother said when I came out of the closet last year actually I know I'm getting these messages from him so she shows them the the text messages and everything and it's good luck fuck you slower talk up with someone you have terrible evil of trust, have her indiscent messages, calling me every name under the sun. You wouldn't even treat your worst hand, I'm a lactase.

I'm telling you rotten secret, you deserve this. And I was like, you deserve this, not cool. This shit is stopping right now. I'm gonna march right up to another man to take care of it because there's no way I'm going near that beast. Yeah, so meanwhile storm and Natalia are basically making out in a room and so So then Kyle walks in and he's like oh gold He gets and so he basically Wait, I think I'm all mixed up in this because there's a lot of stuff going on.

I think he walks in, yeah, they're just making out. So now Natasha is still talking to him, she's thinking he's a psycho and because like, honestly, I'm not taking back because I see the type of god day there. It's the second time this is a rising and then we see the clip of him being like, basically like an asshole with Jason. Like, oh yeah, yeah, you think you're funny, don't you? You think you're so funny. Right. And then he's called so much damage with his behaviour. You can't take that back. Much like I can't go back into the closet, which I came out of last year. So now he goes up and he walks up on

Storm and Natalia in bed. And he's like oh can you guys not have sex? David's sending texts. He's saying go fuck yourself Slad all right. So Storm I need you to get off of the off one net and onto the other all right. If you tell him to go to bed and just stop this shit right now Storm's like like, oh god, where is he? So he finds him and the chefs at the outside bar, just like brooding, waiting for somebody to come check on. It's such a drama queen, my god. So Storm's like, are you all right? And he's like, I'm feeling like shit honestly. Like she just can't get away with what she did. She can't get away with it, like it's nothing. Storm's like, what did she do?

And he's like, I might have been hooking up with her for the last two months. The secret, the rotten secret that I promised to take to my grave, it is out, it is out, and let the destruction reign supreme. And Storm's like, oh yeah, we can't have pizza together. Yeah, you two have been bailing in and Haley Joel sees dead people.

All right, we've got it. We've got it, mate. So then Kyle is back with Natasha and Kyle's like, why wouldn't you talk to me about this, Tosh, and she's like, I don't want to get someone that over it. And then back to the chef. He's like, if that's been the whole frustrating thing

about this journey, because no one has understood what's going on. So you know what? Fuck her mate. Yeah, facts man, I don't deserve that. I've been nothing but good so fuck her. Hypothetic that I care. Fuck me. And her lying. Yeah dude, this is what she sensed. And this is why she got the fuck away from you. It's called instinct, okay? Yeah. So Storm's pissed, because he was finally getting some action with Natalia and I got ruined by this.

So he's like, all right, let's get out of here. This is toxic. So then they like hug and then Kyle basically spends the night like, well, Kyle, Kyle is gonna get in bed with Natasha, but first, yeah, he gets in bed with Natasha and then Storm comes back to the room with Natalia and Natalia is so funny she is so excited she's

like what the go say what's happening to me everything they've been born in Bruce Willis he's dead people and she's like yeah it's a Yeah, it's a big secret. He's in love with her actually. So then Dave, so everyone's basically settling in to sleep. Kyle and Natasha are sleeping in the guest room. Everyone else is going to bed. And we see Dave on his phone

just scrolling through photos of him and Natasha. And then he goes to bed in her bed. And I was like, oh, we've seen a lot of possessive douchebags on this show, on reality TV in general, but seeing him like go to bed and her sheets was so creepy to me on like such a deep level. Like this is the sort of guy I feel like who would send out like revenge porn.

Like he is like unhinged, I'm sorry. Yeah, not good. I didn't even notice that he was in her. Yeah, he was. He sleeps on the top and he went to sleep on the bottom in her sheets. Oh, good. So then the next day, storm has got to pink to Z about it. And then Tasha and Kyle wake up and she's like worried that the stage is gonna be bloody hell now, right? So then the chef, of course, because that's what this kind of guy does.

They wake up and like, what happened last night? I have no idea, just another part of me comes out when I'm drinking. Oh, what? It's so crazy. Oh, I know is that I fucked up. Oh, I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? What I said to her?

It's just unforecivable. And the fact that I don't remember it, or the fact that I was exhausted. Yeah, time it, Dave! I was so tired. God, you don't talk to people like that. I'm like too little, too late. Sorry, sir. Yeah, that's like a pattern now that he does this shit in the next day.

He's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry the apologizer, you know So now he's moping in bed and Tasha is Wearing like I have to go in there and get my stuff, you know, because it's on the bathroom so Me one Natalia Natalia Natalia is like in her own world. She's like, you know what? May and Dave. I mean sorry me and storm You know, I'm taking my relationship with him day by day. I don't know if it's just a bit small romance or what's supposed to mean to something else. Or maybe I'm the one who's getting a touch.

I'm like, girl, you just, I've done this kiss. You kissed once last night, and I don't know, like, I'm taking this relationship day by day. Yeah. So Natasha goes to a cabin and Dave is there on the bed, just waiting for her to say something to him. And he's still in her bed, right? On the phone. Yeah, looking at pictures or whatever. So she just walks right past him and goes to the bathroom and he just goes, hi.

And then in related news, Natalia still doesn't know how to close the door. So they're sad. So then back to the chef, he's just staying on the bed't know how to close the door. So there's that. So then back to the chef, he's just staying on the bed waiting for it to come out now. So she passes by him again and he's like, bye. Hello. Let's get the fuck out of her bed. What are you doing?

Oh, go back out of the kitchen, okay. So now it's time to clean. Clean, clean, clean. And Jason thinks that storm is going to be better than Reagan. I'm like, yes, because Reagan's not a boasted. She's in this protection. Okay, she's a librarian by trade. So then Natalia is talking to Natasha

and she's an attalia's like, oh, I would have literally punched him into face like it's not, that's all I would have done. And if I- I understand why I don't like the drunken state. At the same time, obviously I'm the one who's brought this on, ever now. And then Natalia doesn't really know how to respond, so she just gives like a string of clichés. She goes, well, it takes two to tango.

Life happens. People do shit that they regret, but no matter what you gotta do, you gotta put in the past. And it doesn't give someone the right to talk to someone the way he talked to you that's the way the cookie crumbles don't cry over spilled milk am I right? Glass for half an hour there whatever just get along with that commercials here comes one right now so Tasha goes she's like apologizing for the disruption, she's upset so they hug and then Natali goes to Kyle and she's like

I have the edges tetanana! He's like, I'm a gold that's the first song to go on a rhea! Yee-ee! Meanwhile, Storm, Storm is like, it's Storm's first day at Provisional Bowson, so he's like, it's been a dream of mine to be a boasting I'm a bit nervous. I know listen I'm very aware that there's loads for me to learn but I've spent the past several years on expedition boats and sailing boats and Cadamereans. I mean I drove my first Cadamere when I was three years old because my mom didn't want to drive it my life

It's full of torture didn't want to drive it. My life, it's full of torture. So then Kyle and Natalia are still talking and he's like, so what's one thing about a partner if you moved in would send you over the edge about him. Mine would be when you do this thing like and then you spit. I'll have a you hole ready for you if I hear that in the bathroom. That's anyone want to hear about someone why torture childhood or recent life? So the relation I had prior to coming out was 12 years old. I mean, I mean, I, it was a 12 years relationship, I wasn't 12 years old.

That'd be sick! So, it was challenging for me because my whole life was a secret for him, and to have him leave me for a woman and a disgusting woman, it was tough! But also, do that bullshit. Bullshit. I grew out of it. You know, because you can woman, a disgusting woman. It was tough, but also through that bullshit, bullshit, I grew out of it. You know, because you can't grow a veggie, when you lay down in the middle,

you grow beautiful veggies. So I get through my back, so I'm all right. I kind of stumble, do it a little bit, I'm not gonna lie. I'm telling you, when I can tell you mine, I wouldn't really, and I skin it, it was more for my monologue, all right. So I can play, I don't like skidmapsucks on the toilet and that's when I would enjoy being single.

He's like, oh, that's a good one. Skidmucks on the toilet. That's what I call the woman that my lover left me for. Yeah. So I was like, I'm gonna smack you on the ass. So, like giggling and stuff. And meanwhile, the chef is still looking at his phone and sighing and now he's moving around Pacing around biting his nails wiping his nose and staring at his phone again

And then he goes to the cabin and just starts solving in the bathroom get a fucking holder yourself. What are you 40? Who acts like this? Seriously, okay, so then Kyle checks you on him because you can hear Dave sobbing because Dave is probably doing like performative sobs like, like helping someone comes by. So Kyle's like, Dave, are you okay? And Dave's like, I'm just having an exology attack. So he's like, okay. So then he actually goes, oh God. I don't think I'm gonna. Oh God.

I'm the one who I've had my lover taken by a woman and you're the one having the anxiety attack. I don't think so. It's just so funny because it looks like Kyle's gonna go and there to be all caring. But of course he's just there to like get the fish on the towel towel, right? Yeah.

So he's like, oh God, and then he like starts like popping food and then goes to knock on Captain Sand he's capping and he's like, Captain, what's your mind having a look at Dave? He's having a bit of an emotional tone. This one should never be president, Marae. What's happening? You could have a bit of a word with them she's

like well hold on a second I'm right in the middle of this shadow and bone series about teenagers with magic or in love hold on to me right there okay let's do this hey Dave Dave or you okay hold on once hey I'm just gonna have this door wide open so you get a nice clean shot of you for the cameras. Okay, Dave, you okay? I see you're crying in the bathroom floor. You didn't even bother just sitting on the toilet, just gonna sit actually in the pee stance.

Okay, so you must be really going through something, huh? My mind is literally out of control. You know what I always say? Keep breathing, okay? Sometimes they say to fish right after I've caught them It's kind of funny actually. It's kind of sick. Okay, you know what? Let's concentrate on breath That's gonna calm you. You know what would help you a nice tic tac heal the breath the rest follows my right You know, I don't like chicklets, you know, I cuz they look cute

But you know what they lose their flavor very quickly. Okay, Dave. All right. There are also baby chickens, which is like, sort of a weird thing when you're trying to get fresh breath. It was weird. The first time I put a baby chicken in my mouth to fresh my breath, people looked at me crazy and when that blood was coming down my chin, I was like, I don't know if this is helping.

Anyway, Dave, is this getting the anxiety going away? God, I had bad breath for a week. I was so nervous that whole time. So I know what you're feeling. Okay, now this and Dave, is this getting the anxiety going away? God, I had bad breath for a week. I was so nervous that whole time. So I know what you're feeling. OK, now listen, Dave, there are things that make this worse. Lack of sleep, intense work environment, Hannah has Hannah been texting you because Hannah

does heroin vape pills, intervenes. OK, it's like, I literally can't stop thinking. I can't stop. I can't sleep. I can't switch it off. I can't stop thinking About her. I'm like, okay, so you're You are obsessive. That's what you're saying. So she's yeah. Hey, let's do something that stops the thinking Okay, let's go for a walk. We can look at the water. Maybe look at old photos and Natasha, oh bad suggestion, let's scratch that last one. Oh, hey, I've got a good one.

Do you have an extra SIM card? Cause we could print text Norma, dumb hooker. You know, you can pretend to be Obama, offer tend to be Michelle, and we'll just keep texting. Why do you hate America over and over again till she starts crying? Come on, big guy. Hey, Dave, do you like papaya? You want to go see the papaya set?

We could do that here in Malta. I mean, there's so many ways to get your mind off of Natasha. You know, papaya gated a girl named Dala Voile, which is probably all the action you're going to be getting in the near future too. So please don't take that as a recommendation to masturbate with the olive oil and the galley, okay? Thanks.

Go for coconut oil. The both of them will bring flies to your penis, but they it smells better. Yeah, but olive oil is a little bit more expensive. So let's just lay off that, okay? For whatever you do, don't go for avocado oil. I mean, who needs that, you know? Getting off should be free. Okay, so now that we're on this walk, what do you want to talk about? He's like, I'm not just staring at the water. So then Jason sees Jason goes back to tell the gossip to the guys. And he's like, dude, you can't make this shit up. He's like on the floor crying in there.

Okay, he's got Sandy in there. I'm like, what the fuck is going on, bro? It's like, bro, if you'd worked in finance, you would know a thing or two about how to have a proper meltdown. Am I right guys? Go back to the captain. She's like, so talk to me, Dave. And he's like, I was ashamed of myself. I've sent some pretty shitty messages to Josh last night.

She doesn't deserve that. Would you say to her, was it like a funny gift that just didn't go over, right? No, it wasn't. Did you answer the other person, take pictures of it, and then text me those pictures, and then I sent them back to you, and then you forward them to her, and then she got fired? I actually did try to do that, but unfortunately my battery died at that point. So would you say in those messages, messages always mean to her? Well, why don't you change cabins?

Okay, I think that might help. You good? I'll talk to her. Want me to leave you here? Well, that's where I'm gonna leave you. I'm gonna go find out what mean texts mean. Dev. Hey, so Sandy Sandy, Sandy, Sandy Natasha? Sandy Sandy Natasha?

Well, it's a lot of syllables for that. Okay. Hey, so Hey, so Natasha Sandy Sandy, please change your name lady Sandy Sandy, please change your name lady Somehow that's more syllables, but it feels like less They're actually describing something though, so that tells a story,. No, I do like that she automatically came down on a Tasha side on this like before she got anything she's like, you know, I'm not sure that I know what happened, but I have an obligation to make sure she feels safe. You know, and I'm glad that she'd led with that because I didn't necessarily have faith that she would to be honest. So I'm glad that she did. Well, she didn't fall for Dave's sob story, right? She just wanted to make sure she would, like, she wants to walk him off the ledge, so that way he could still be

productive and wouldn't be harmful, but she wasn't actually buying his sob story. So my theory is she didn't buy it because he didn't give her hugs. Cause you know, if Sandy gets to hug you and pat you on the head, then she'll like turn you into captain in no time. Yeah. But she needs to be able to hug you and pat you on the head, then she'll turn you into captain in no time. You know? But she needs to be able to hug you, Dave. So Sandy says, Nan Natasha, I don't know the whole story. I just know there were text messages, okay.

And Natasha's like, they were not very nice. I feel like I caused this message to artwork. Now I'm like, see, this is what the whole bullshit is because like, you know what, like, it doesn't matter, like, it doesn't matter whether or not you started the mess. He's crazy. Okay, so it doesn't matter who started, because he was being totally inappropriate.

So it doesn't matter. I'll just say it doesn't matter if you're talking. Yeah, I agree. I mean, you don't, like, if you're gonna hook up with someone and want it to be a secret, if the argument is like, is that fair to him or whatever, that's a different argument because no matter what you do or did, it doesn't deserve that. He's fucking, he's treating, he's treating, he's, he's acting like a psycho. Nothing excuses that.

So, and it's not like they were together that long anyway and he was a cheat and he knew it. Like she was dating somebody else. He was like a cheat fuck, but that's okay. You know, imagine how that person felt, but that's fine with Dave, you know, he doesn't have a problem with that. But then when it comes to himself, he's like,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, I'm just no one deserves a good treat. Sorry, you had to keep a secret for like 10 days. And Kyle sitting here with his relationship for 12 years, he had to keep onto wraps and Dave is like, I can't do this for seven days. Get out here. I think it freaked her out because it's not even that he told the secret is that he was being so possessive because the reason he did it was because he thought she was flirting

with Jason. Right. I think that freaked her out to be like, well, God, you know, like, she saw his true colors. All right. Now, supposed to to tell people I'm with him. I'm not with him. Fucking crazy. You know, so she tells you anyway. Yeah.

She tells Sandi all this and she basically asks, like, are you do you feel safe? And she says, like, she says she does feel safe. But then what's sort of like upsetting is that Natasha essentially says that she doesn't really get, she doesn't get into all of it with Sandy because she doesn't want someone to have to go home. Like she just doesn't want, she basically doesn't want to cause a scene. And it's like it sucks that she has to, she feels like she has to keep a smooth environment prioritized above her own

personal safety or her own feelings. Well, the captain's like, listen, it's not your fault. People make their own decisions, right? Except Reagan. I made that one. God, that was fun. Do you have her number? We should get her back here again.

And this time, you can fire her. It feels amazing. It really does. And Natasha's like, listen, I don't want anything to happen to him. You know, there's some upsetting things he said to me, but I just hope that it's not so out of hand that one of us has to lose our jobs. And she's like, well, I have to trust you, my dear judgment, but someone needs to move out of that cabin. That has to happen today. I think what we learned here today was that these co-ed things aren't going to work, which is why we're

going to make another co-ed situation happen very soon. Okay. That's right. Okay. You know, we all have to be on this boat and for some people, maybe they're running for something, for others, maybe they're looking for something, and for others, maybe they just like playing within an inflatable banana. I don't know, but I want them to know they have support at the same time as a captain. I'm here to do a job. So everyone put toys out in the water, even though there's no one on this boat.

Thank you. I'm the captain. I'm not running for something. I'm not running to something. out in the water, even though there's no one on this boat. Thank you. I'm the captain. I'm not running for something. I'm not running to something. I'm not running around something. I'm Captain Sandy. I'm hugging something.

OK, get to work. Get crazy kids. So Storm is making his boats in schedule, and this is revolutionary. He's using a computer. I mean, here I thought everyone just scrolls and on a cocktail napkin like Reagan, but actually you could do it on a computer. I mean, here I thought everyone just scrolls it on a cocktail napkin like Reagan, but actually you could do it on a computer too.

Yeah, I hear spreadsheets, I say, is it already time to make the bed? So Natalia's like, oh, Sway, if it's chick, and I see her up all on my man, oh, killer. Now keep your dirty little eye and your mustache rockin' and see him at all times when she robs, got my. little eye and you must dash where I can see him at all times when she robs. Got mine. So, um, so then Sandy, Dave, Dave, Dave Sandy, or is it Sandy, Sandy, Dave? One of us

come meet with the other one of us in the bridge. Okay. So, um, so then Dave's summoned up to Sandy and Sandy's like, so, uh so Natasha and I have had a conversation, okay, and this is not okay, this is an unacceptable unbord and I need to know that everybody is safe. So Dave of course is doing that whole like, oh, why was that offline? There's no excuses for that. I'm so sorry. Please give me another chance, okay, but if you do it again, you're fired, okay? Can we get through the season? Can we reset? Do you think we can do that?

He's like, definitely, definitely. So you're going to move, Capins. That has to happen today. Will you call Reagan and pretend to be a lady? Me. Daisy Fuentes. And tell her you have a job for her in MTV music video news. I'll be you do that.

Yeah, she caught on to the Michelle Obama thing pretty quickly. So I thought it really catch her off guard with Daisy Fuentes. Cause who would ever prank someone seeing their Daisy Fuentes? Am I right? Dave High Fives. High Fives.

So he's like, sorry. But the, now the captain kind of made it sound like Natasha tattled on him, right? And like told her everything, which she didn't. She's like, okay, I've talked to Natasha. That is out of line. I was like, Natasha barely told you anything. What the hell?

I suspect there was something that did not make it to air. I feel like there was a larger conversation that was had. All right, or producers were like, listen, you can't just like, this was bad. Whether Natasha is saying it or not, this is not good. But something, yeah, something's weird there. So she says that each crew member has to draw their own mind. And if Natasha says she felt threatened, then she would let them go. But this is where they stand now.

So now Natasha and Kyler are in bad talking. And she's like, I've been in control in relationships and that's what I saw last night, but he doesn't deserve to be made a bad person. Well, it's not about whether he deserves to be made to be a bad person or not. He did bad shit and essentially what is ultimately still a work environment. So Kyler stuff is all on text. So there's no way of retelling it that's going to make him seem worse. It's all right there, you know.

Yeah. And it calls basically like, listen, you've got to tell him nothing's happening anymore. So finally, now as the episode ends, they finally have a conversation, which they also could have had a long time ago too. And Natasha's like, Dive, what you doing, Dave? Are you tired? He's like, I feel I've betrayed you. I feel like, I just fucked up. And she's like, listen everyone knows you're a good person. Like it should never have got to this. And I saw I made you feel like I had the hard stuff at one ride. Do you feel like you can move on and continue to work with me professionally? I have to say something I've been meaning to say for quite a while.

Not mad, Ev. Not mad. I'm a little tired. What? What did you say something, Ev? No, nothing. I said, Ev. Sometimes if you think you hear my voice and you think you hear me admitting that I'm a little tired, it's just the wind blowing

through the window. Hey, car, could you close the windows? It's getting wind in here. That's my wind voice. That's my wind voice. So she does flat out tell them, you know, which is good. And she's just like, okay, no hard feelings right and He's just like moping around like yes, there are but yeah, what are you gonna do, you know So she's like I've never seen him act this way and I don't know this person And so hopefully we'll never do this again. Please don't please please don't Yeah, I don't care how nice his food is because he does it again. He needs to be gone and in therapy. Yeah, whatever with his lopsided cake. I don't buy that either. This food's that great.

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