Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: You Can't Handle the Tooth

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

There's pure chaos on Below Deck Mediterranean this week as the yacht crashes into a dolphin, Kyle's tooth gets infected, and the stabilizers go out of commission.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, joining me today is the wonderful, the hilarious, and the hopefully toothache-free Ronnie Caram. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? I am a teeth!

Mmm, teeth being... Go to the dentist. So what do you need? Instructions? Call the f***ing dentist. Your tooth isn't just gonna magically start feeling better, dude. It never does. I actually coincidentally, I actually am going to the dentist after this recap.

So I'm just like, really, I'm really like in, I guess I'm just getting into this show. I'm just living out this show. Thankfully, no toothache, just a standard cleaning. But you should go in a pink romper short-set like Kyle is. I will and I'll just come to you. I'll be like the pain is going to my jaw. Pain pain. Pain pain. This episode of Below Deck Med was so bonkers. It's been a really fun season for me. I've really enjoyed it quite a bit. There's just been chaos, but not chaos. And there's some seasons where there's chaos

because you feel like no one knows what they're doing. And you feel like, oh, the producers just hired basically people off of Craig's list to run a yacht just to see what would happen. Here's just chaos because they're just chaotic people, I think. And the boat is chaotic. The actual physical boat is a chaotic boat

that should not be on the high seas. So it's been wild. But before we get into that, first of all, thanks to everyone who showed up for take a sea last night. That was really fun. If you missed it, it's every Monday night, 7 o'clock on the west coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast. We talk about gossip, we talk about what's going on on the shows.

People can wait in. It's really, really fun. So, set that on your calendar. Also, wow. So, Ronnie, you were just saying, right before we started that, House of the Dragon had 10 million viewers. I think it was the biggest premiere in HBO's history, right? And-

Well, actually, it was Nielsen, you know, for those of you know, you know, Mrs. Nielsen of the Nielsen ratings. She's a bitch. Can I have Nielsen? Yeah. She's like, guess what? The Game of Thrones ratings were 9.9 million.

Okay, okay, Mrs. Nielsen, you can't pump it up to 10. Like, you're seriously gonna end on a 9.10. That's just so shitty. You know that she sat down with Mr. Nielsen. She's like, you know, I'm not gonna give them that extra point. No, no, no! That extra percent of a point, hell no, they better earn it next time.

Good luck with John Snowshaw, okay. I'm tired of free rides, okay? We're not gonna do this anymore. All right, Mr. Nielsen, I'm sending I sat down. You know, I was talking to Seuss and she said, wow, 10 million, I said, no, it was 9.9, you know what, we gotta put an end to this. We gotta put the right information out,

9.99 million. You give them 10 million, suddenly the cast is gonna be like the cast of friends wanting a million dollars every episode and guess what? The economy can't take it right now. So if you don't like that, pick yourself up by your bootstraps. Okay. Start all over again.

Now let's talk about dinner. Where do you want to go? Carrows? You want to go out back? What do you want? Did you leave? I'm pissed off now. Did I? I didn't to my back. Yeah, you're back now. Oh, did I drop out? That's so weird. Yeah, even Skype

doesn't like us talking about the Nielson. I'm like, that is a very powerful family. Please like the Nielson's beat. That is enough. Skype is like you have a podcast to do. Stop role-playing the Nielsen, the fictional Nielsen couple. But anyway, the reason why I was bringing this all up is because in case you were one of those 9.99 million, come listen to Winter's Crap ending. That's our recap.

That's our, that's a be cover house the dragon there and Game of Thrones. We had so much fun doing it yesterday. So in case you missed it, those episodes, in case you didn't notice, are here on this feed, but they also have their own feed. So go subscribe to winter's crappin'ing for all your house, the dragon, fun, and enjoyment.

And tell your friends, tell your coworkers who are looking for some more house, the dragon content to take on. I'll tell you, friends. So here we are with some below-deck Mediterranean for tooth sake, and we start with the storm. Dolphins. Big chance, you know, is he going to be able to land the plane this time? Are you going to land the plane on the Dolphins? storm? You can do it storm and so They hit up donut. Yeah a dolphin donut and

So that's where we are now so the captain's like did we damage the vessel and he's like no and with three meters three meters away And he's like we can't understand you man. We can't understand you. And she's like, Storm, press your mic, then talk. I cannot hear your meters. Press the mic, then talk. Oh God, this is okay. So last week was all about directions, distances and direction. Distances, what was it?

Distances and distances. Anyway, press your mic, then talk. And when you talk,ances and distances. Anyway, press your mic then talk. And when you talk, it's distances. Okay, storm, I'd press the mic, press the mic. But for how many distances? You're pressing your mic so you can talk. Okay. So they're clear.

And it's still dramatic music because, you know, we see it the little dolphin has crying. It's like, ow, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww which is not how two thigs work, by the way. They never get slept off, ever. Or periods, I don't think. And I'm glad you actually clarified that because I wrote down I had my math period and I didn't really understand with that math. I was like, what does that mean?

Did you believe in math? What's your math teacher abusive? What was happening during math? I was imagining Kyle just getting punched in the math. It, math, you know? It's not what pie is. I was imagining Kyle just getting punched in the mouth Math, you know, like no Might of that's not what pie is You say it was an imaginary number

Anyway, I'm so great that when you ask me you X is I'm gonna say d'in zeal is there enough Is there enough? You can bring him out! Do you hear something about derivatives and so I said, carry hills and she's a derivative of the yonza, what else do you want to know? So now Kyle and Natasha are in their cabin and she's like, hey you're going to work today Kyle. And he's like, well, I'm in pain pain, but I'm gonna be doing helps keeping all died by. And then meanwhile Natalia is like really grumpy about this situation.

She was grumpy last week and now she's even more grumpy this week because she's been up on service and she's been waiting for Kyle to like get out of bed. So she's sort of like storming around upstairs and she's like, oh my god, Kyle, can you wake up already? I'm already already because it's like it's crazy. I'm just up here alone. Like you're just in bed, Kyle. So then she's making morning drinks with Natasha and she's like stormless bit. Press this morning. If you think soon, I'm going to get a long drink to everything else. One on a go upstairs and dance to his game have that coil

Yeah, I'm gonna give storm a big kiss this morning because you know if I felt so bad you sing okay He on the radio something big kiss and then I'm gonna say I don't do deep. I don't do type so then um Sandy's like hey Storm storm to the bridge storm storm Sandy storm to the bridge storm to the bridge I mean a storm the human. I do not want an actual weather storm on the bridge It's a little storm humor for the rest of the boat there who's listening and God will be doing that all season long Okay guys get back to work now. I mean it's like don't worry

I understand what I did wrong and she's like you don't Because I didn't tell you how to hold it and then talk, right? Because I was supposed to tell you hold it, then talk. That was a failure of my captain parenting. Now, listen, I'm big on classifying personalities based on wind and your name is storm. So what's like hiring someone named Twister and being surprised when a cow flies into your face. So as your captain, mother, I'm just saying, press it and then talk and stay calm and then breathe. Do you understand? There's that this happens and then that happens. So I said that now you say you understand. Okay. One more and it's supposed to say. Sorry. All right. You know what? It occurred to

me. I actually never did training on what you're supposed to say. I know it seemed simple, but I didn't actually do that. So when you want to talk, you open your mouth and then you send air out, but also activate your vocal cords. And that makes noises that you can shape into words. Give it a try. Before this season, I'd never hit anything. And now it's twice it's happened. But storm is still provisional. And that's the difference. This is a teachable moment. I taught them about wind personalities. So fingers crossed, fingers crossed. You know what the teachable moment, I told this weathered man of the who drove cars when he was six years old, how to use a walkie talkie, you know, there's a teachable moment. Who

knew? Who knew would be so difficult to understand that you press a button and then talk. Literally every talking machine ever has worked that way. So then we just get a quick shot of one of the ladies going, oh this is the most unforgettable birthday ever ever had and I'm ever gonna have. And I was like, you are basic. Let's go see what Mattalian Kyle are doing. So she's playing with the wig and he goes, you look better in that wig. Seriously, kidding, but I'm seriously, where the wig on your head?

Yeah, and then Courtney, meanwhile, she's going through her own little personal journey. She's like, well, I finally feel like I'm taking it now after the docking. And you know, it's like, I just really want to show Z that I'm a good deck hand because Z saw me last year and now he's like, now I'm here this year and I just want to be sandy proud and she doesn't know if I'm a good deckhand or not. I mean, I'm certainly not a good twicker so I hope she's not basing it off of that. But she's just

hoping I am and that she's got some real faith in me. And then we see Natasha furiously testing, I don't know what that is. Texting her ex-boyfriend, who's now her boyfriend again. And she's like, yeah. I want this to work. I think, yeah. I think she like cooked cream on a Sunday morning by a lake with the bunnies passing by. Hop, hop, hop.

You're there. You're there, Mark. Ha, ha, ha. Ha. You're there. Huh? Are you there? Did you say something? Actually, I have a full record in our text history. Oh, so, um, uh, so then Natalia, um, so now Natalia and Kyle, okay, we've been talking about this a little bit over the course of the season. They always, they have this very cutting humor,

and which is I think mainly, I think, started with Kyle, because he does all these very passive aggressive jokes and they laugh really big afterwards. And they both kind of take each other down a peg. And in my mind, I've always been like, there's gonna come a time when one of those jokes is just not gonna land. And it's not gonna be good when that happens with these two.

Maybe I felt that way because we've seen in the trailer that he yells at either Tasha or Natalia, I don't remember which one, but we know at some point, they're like a sitic humor is going to just be terrible. Something's gonna go wrong. And of course, we also know because of real life, right?

We're both gay guys. So, you know, it's like you make these snarky comments all the time. And you're like, oh, I'm funny. It's okay. I was just like, so gay funny. And then someone says something back to you. And you're like, how dare you? Yeah. And that's basically what happens. That's like, like, he has been making these like really a survey comments all season long, but now now that's two thirds, he's like in no mood. So my sister went on vacation, I'm sorry, but my sister went on vacation and got me like a little magnet, you know, and she's like, oh my god, I thought this was so funny. So I got it for you. And it says, I'm not really funny. I'm just me and people think I'm joking, which is a funny magnet, right? But I put it on my fridge and every day I look at it and I'm like

bitch. I have to read that. And that is like a perfect example because he's like, well, he's always you know rude and you know snarky or whatever. But my god, do you do it to me? And I just I'm me? And I'm simmering. I'm simmering. It's gonna come out at some point where I'm like, and that magnet. Something like we're 80.

Like what are you even talking about? But I feel like, you know, I mean, we obviously crack a lot of jokes, that people's expenses, et cetera. But we're also just like watching TV. But there's a good difference, I think, between the people who tell those truly venomous jokes to someone's face and then just have a big laugh afterwards. Everyone's like laughs along because they think, oh, we're just being cheeky right now.

And so then, but when those people are on the butt end of it, you know, and by the way, Kyle has been on the butt end of it several times from Natalia. She definitely dishes it back, but I just thought it was so funny on this scene. He is just unable to take it So she's like so coil seeing as even it works a quarter of this charter only a quarter of the money should be your money Rock all and he's like Honestly, I can't even smell what's mailing. I think that's the fucking shit that you're talking coming out of your mail He doesn't he doesn't do like the big laugh afterwards. You're like oh, no, and I think you wears eyeliner

Which makes it more evil when he gives you like an eye flare, you know, you're like, oh, like it's scary and She's like did you read that and come back to Ross is that where you go that one right? You little comeback book you read less not Shot the fuck up then and Shut the fuck up, babe. Shut the fuck up then. And yeah, Kastutasha like, Lafya, you're right, Lafya. You're right, I love ya.

You're right, Lafya. I was thinking of when we get back to our party house, I might make some shots with some blue kiosks out and ginger ale and milk and. It's like the text start coming up green. He's like blocker, remember. Also, how can you date someone named LA and not expect them to be a flake?

You know what I mean? Don't trust him. So then the captain is announcing time for water sports and the lady's like, oh my god, water sports! Best birthday ever! And the lady's like, oh my god water sports best birthday So um now Natalia is in the laundry room and she's like Kyle's still getting ready for work and he's like can I just hate two seconds more serve? And can you just shut your face and she's like well? You've had the last 24 hours because you know what I'm in massive pain and working my ass off because I can't let you untouch her down.

And then I ask, do you mind being on service and you're up in house keeping it a gang? But you haven't even been in service yet, obviously, the table, the OJ sound, the glasses are set and you're like, you're not even supposed to be here! But what do you want me to do, stand there and have my cool feet and I'm gonna stand there with my hands crossed I'm helping you turn over I don't want you to have to do extra fucking work, I've wrought It's like oh and I appreciate that so much I appreciate that so much

Just work clearly fucking not It's like I don't want to be in front of the guest when I'm in so much pain It's a sensitive job being. I've been shin' on so many times because I live with for two seconds. And Tasha's kind of listening, but then goes back to texting. And Natalia's like, well, I've never worked with you. So how am I supposed to know you're getting all sensitive in your panties and the bumps and so on?

I'm honestly saying I'm apologizing for the dig I was pushed into. I'm sorry that you forced me to give a dig at you. That's what I'm apologizing for. So this is getting nowhere and I'm actually getting pissed all the way. So we're having like a sibling fight right and then upstairs Tasha is still texting and Kyle like storms in and he's like oh you're in pain again And I asked me laundry and where is she again Long story

Oh Literally stop talking about me on the bed. Okay, like there you go. Hey escaping laundry years go on I'm out of there going there go on, I don't mind, just do it. I'm bringing up better chorepics. And Trash is like, oh God, here's what I hear. Someone said something, someone said that. I feel like a school teacher. And so for my first class, if you love somebody, don't put coffee right at the doorstep,

because when they trip over it, it's going to ruin their day and eventually your relationship. But I like that Tasha just says then are you guys going to stop arguing? I'm like wow really laying down the law there. So Kyle's like you know you always get defensive when you know I'm not actually fucking wrong and tell you he's like hey I'm I'm wrong! And so then Dave comes in, he's like, Oh, I'm if you're going to argue, shut the door, or go into the cremation, because the guests are like, Dave, did you say something? No.

Actually, this time I did say something. I was going to hear it, I didn't hear word of it. And I was like, Tony, I'm shit on me once in gangbime. And if you say you're gonna do something do it stop shitting on my head alright I've got enough going on with that shit on my head and he's like please be quiet and the trash is like I don't want to have a bad vibe what you should do is break up with her and then just ignore her for the rest of the trip and he's like oh I don't don't want a bedrock either! I've tried to report the doctor, she went to take it, she just squat,

she makes me get under it and then she sits on me! I mean, I mean, I walked up to her and I said, I'm sorry that you're such a stupid, per-a-bitch and that I'll have to respond to this waste that way you understand it and she just didn't even accept it. Hmm, so then, Z is putting out the swim decks with... I'm not such a... I wrote down Joe,

because I can never remember this guy's name, so I just call him Joe. I know that's not an army. What's the name? Jason, yeah. Oh, fine ads. So he's putting out the swim platform. So then he goes,

I've got my dear, why don't we put out one swim deck instead of both? Because one's enough, and he goes, I've got an idea. Why don't we put out one swim deck instead of both because one's enough and he goes what and he's like one swim deck instead of both and Jason's like Cool and this scene was put in there for us to see how Jason is not fitting in which is so funny I was like I love this editing choice to see how Jason is not fitting in, which is so funny. I was like, I love this editing choice. So we're also supposed to be sitting here going, wow, Jason really doesn't fit it. He didn't even understand what they were saying about that one swim platform. They're basically bullying him. They're bullying him.

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on this banana, reminding me of that performance with the Grammys that Beyonce did where she was I think pregnant. So she and all her dancers were on one long bench and they were all sort of going back and forth. I was like, this was like a Beyonce performance on below deck med standards. It made me think of the mermaid people because one of the ladies like,

court me at the water, when you just look like a mermaid down there, I'm there's like a whole mermaid movement. Have you heard of that? Are these the people that like to be remains? That's like these ladies who are like, it's like empowered, it's like mermaid empowerment. And then go off to like these camps, I don't know retreats or it can't makes it sound harsh. Like, hey, get all the mermaids to go to a camp. You know, it's not that.

But it's like a calling of the mermaids. They're like, let's trick the mermaids. But it's like all these ladies who like find it power and make it in the second life being mermaids. And they buy those mermaid tails from like hobby, not hobby lobby, but like big lots or whatever. And they just go swimming, like, or all happy and like, women power as mermaids.

I saw that shit on, you know, thank God for Facebook because I never would have known about the mermaid movement and trust me, I'm considering it. Okay, I've definitely got the boobs for it. You could be a mermaid. There's also, this is not to be confused with like the pup movement, right? Where the pup movement where like you have like, I don't know if it's outside of gay couples,

mate, I can't, I imagine it could go for any type of couple, but like where one person acts like a puppy and the other one is like the puppy owner and it's kind of like the pup, the pup just sort of like,. Yeah, I don't ruin my mermaid dream with your fucking puppy kink. Puppy kink. It's so weird. It's like, oh, you get, it's like lots of affection. No, I don't want it.

Then I poop on your rug. No, I don't know. I stand against the puppy movement, but mermaid movement, kids in A plus. Okay, I'm all for you mermaid movement. My friend has been stopped that my friend is is into the is into the pup thing And he's like very public about he's like all about it. I'm like, okay. Well, I mean it sounds a little little little crazy to me But he is so public about it. I'm like good for you good for you. You found a kink. That's like you're really into you know I'm saying maybe mermaid will be more hour vibe, Ronnie,

but I'm just celebrating, celebrating can't go all over the place, I guess. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'll tell you, as a dog person, puppies are annoying as fuck, okay? And everybody knows it, so have fun with that movement. Don't call me to your puppy party. And also puppies can't type, so get off social media.

Okay. Well, if you put a thousand puppies with a thousand top riders, they're eventually still right shit. So shitting on me head. Okay, so the point is swim deck bowling. Okay, so then they pull out the banana. Storms like ladies, you want to take the banana on a little cruise and they're like, oh my

god, the banana! And the captain's like, wow wow the man after my own heart come I love the banana so then meanwhile the Natasha's texting her boyfriend and then Dave comes in and he sees her taxi goes what's going on and she goes what's that did you say something to him he's's like, what's going on? It's nothing to him. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even have a phone here. I don't know what you're talking about, but whatever you're talking about, it doesn't exist to him.

And she tells us, Dave may not like the news that I'm back together with my ex, he says, unpredictable, why are you going to tell him? What's wrong with you? Like literally, what the fuck is wrong with you? Just stop. There's no reason you need to have another talk with him and tell him anything. I don't know what goes through Dave's head at the best of times, but whatever does go through his head, I like fucking with it. So now the guest. What's going on? I'm sure to turn it into me only about the interval of these.

I'm not sure what's going through his brain right now, but I'm pretty sure he's going to put a miracle a is on it. So then um, Sambe's, you know, watching her favorite Netflix show, The Weather on the screen. And she's like, Oh, God, I don't know where this weather's coming from. It's not on the screen. Deck crew, Deck crew, we're all gonna die. 20 knots, okay, invisible winds coming, invisible winds.

So they have to bring in the jet skis because there's a swell and it's like, who here has brought in jet skis when there's been a swell? And Courtney's like, well, you know, I did it once, you know, but I got a big bruise on my face when I did it, but to be fair, I was also twerking at the same time and, you know, one thing led to another, but I'll give it a try. So they're like, okay, Courtney, you do it. And Sandy's like, rapido, rapido, the Wednesday, not rapido,

rapido, rap, rapado. You can do it, twerking, breeze. You can do it. So she starts and they get it. It's done. She didn't die because the first time she got hit in the head with a grain. And so they were warning us like this could be the end of Courtney. You know, you saw the grain swinging above her head. She doesn't catch it the first time. But then the second time she catches it. Yeah, it was, it was very intense. So, um, she attaches the jet ski to the hook and it's in. He's like nice work. And then just when things are calm The old boat the old boats got a remind us we got a remind it's owner that they wasted

$100 million because then the whole thing starts to sway back for the stabilizers go out again And this time they don't again once again. They don't have a nice shot from it from the water You can see the boat really gone left and right, you know, well, they can't put anybody there They don't know if the boat's just gonna tip right the fuck over, you know, they have to assume going forward now Yeah, and yeah, the boat means the same thing that the cast needs stabilizes, okay? Stabilizes, okay? Stabilizes. So Tasha's like, oh fuck off, not this again. And the cast are like, wow, this is the most amazing birthday ever.

And Dave's food is like cherry tomatoes all over the floor. He's, he's just like clasping onto all the plates. He's like, I'm going to pretend that these plates are Natasha. I'm gonna hold on as hard as I can. So, um. Tally, Sivalis, Tally, Sivalis. This is the captain. Are you eating Captain Crunch?

Or are you gonna do something with the Stabilize? Explain what's happening. Is this an electrical problem? Or are the Stabilizers doing heroin up their nose and their veins like camera? Okay, I'm gonna to need to know. Good. Someone get Tally Sevalis for me and then this one guest, Michelle, who you know she was

like, I will go on below deck only if you guys promise that I don't emerge from it being humiliated. And then like she's like walking and she just bites it right on camera, right on the floor. Yeah. So the guy is explaining to Sandy what's going on and he's like, it's an electrical problem. And she's like, oh God, you know what? You said a lot of electricity air conditioning. Okay, we're going to turn off the air conditioning and keep the doors closed. Okay.

So luxurious. I think what it was was that actually because the doors were open, the air conditioner was working extra hard, which took the energy out. So as exemplified by an orange slowly rolling on the floor, which is the next thing that we saw, it's like, oh, after math, there's an orange rolling slowly. It just had a good fast rail before, but now it's coming to the end of its rolling days. Now it's going to settle in. Dad Orange has some slow wind.

I'll tell you that. There's some slow orange wind energy going out there. So the chef, you know, everything's crashed all over and the chef's like, Natasha, did you say something Dave? I did. Natasha, it's me Dave. I'm just checking like Natasha. Did you say something Dave? I did Natasha. It's me Dave I'm just checking to make sure that you're all right as a friend of course as all new friend It's only someone calling on you for a tea not a cherry or

Apatite for something like that just just a standard Standard tea and she's like I'm good Dave Dave what why would I not be good? the boat was rocking it wasn't Dave the day the boat was settled Dave I'm pretty sure my food fell off no Dave you pushed your food off did I did you say something Dave a gaslighting he's like the loudest wanted to talk to you as a friend who wants to see the tiny versions of himself spring form from your heavenly cloud of a womb to see if you're all right. Just a friend. Like the day of the day, did you say something?

I'm a child, dear. A certain heart, dear, that the guests want something special, so I'm suggesting maybe something like shrimp with cocktail souls or something, dear. And he's like, oh, why don't you that then. And I'll just go make the cocktail. So if you know everything about it, just trying to give you a phrase in there. And just like that, it was all ruined, all ruined. Dave, am I the heart to come up with the menu if you're

so tired? Are you tired, Dave? I'm actually feeling pretty good. I had a good nap. Did you have a nap? Did you have a nap or were you awake all that tie, Dave. I'm actually feeling pretty good. I had a good nap. Did you have a nap or were you awake all that time, Dave? Maybe I was awake. Did you say something, Dave?

So Courtney is rinsing something off and she's like, I'm just going to rinse off the tip. Oh, you don't find that funny, Joe. The tough, tough crowding. And find that funny, Joe. The tough, tough crowd, eh? Oh. And he's like, wow, she brings such flair. Well, it's Jason, you know, Jason can be sort of monotone, but Courtney's energy, it'll bring a different dynamic. That's so cute she caught me.

She's like, just a tip. Oh. Jason's like, what is up with these two? So now Natalia and Natasha are in there. They have that costume bin. They go to some place that's under something where they have to crouch down and they open up a trap door and there's costumes inside. So they're pulling out Studio 54 decor because that's going to be the plan for tonight.

And everyone's getting dressed up and Kyle is still clutching his tooth. And Sandy meanwhile, she can't see shit. I can't see. Hey, it's because it's nighttime and we're going to have to dock. So storm storm storm storm to the bridge. Hey, storm. Listen, we're going to get ahead of the educational curve this time. This is time I'm going to tell you about things before they happen.

So let me tell you about nighttime. Night time is when the sun is on the other side of the planet. So it's dark. So that's something you have to deal with right now with the docking. Okay, go get him. Or is the planet on the other side of the sun? You know what, deep that's my right. Okay, you know what, hey, before storm, possibly fails and loses his job and his reputation forever. Can we have a check-in on Kyle? I'd really like to make some shots of Kyle in really gay tooth-beam, okay?

So it comes to Kyle and he's like, oh! Oh! I mean, rolls his eyes really big and then like flares his eyes and then like snaps his head around and goes, oh! I was like, are you giving them 20 different reactions so they can pick a shot from it? What's going on, dude? I know. So Storm is like very nervous because he didn't expect his first docking to be at night. I thought he was going to say something like these hormones of when I was six years old and I had to drive my little sister to the

pharmacy in the middle of the night. And it was very scary because I was only six And I was driving a car and it was nighttime, but I made it through so hopefully I'll be just as good today Jason Jason I can't see your hand Jason stand up. I can't see your hand Jason He's like and that's when the bullying got to be too much. Okay, I can see it now. Okay, we're saved We're safe for now for now. And storms like fuck me It's only the second time I've done this in my life And she's like is B3 to starboard or Albert that was a trick question. There's no B3 or Albert So you pass that one storm doing good job so far

Kick to port throw those lines. Stop those like seven meters to dock lines ropes lock it off Okay, hey you guys did an excellent job. We didn't hit anything Okay, cuz that's that's the that's the bar that we're at right now Just not hitting anything for the third time. Good job, everyone. Good job So then Kyle's crying and Tasha goes to him. She's like oh, you're right, Han and he's like Oh, I'm going to escape it I can't drag this and she's like I don't suppose to have anyone to help on the interior on the radio anybody up there what help on the interior like make the

girl do it yeah great corny's like great and Dave is like Dave comes down and he's like, because he's like, can anyone, she says, can anyone help with interior and Dave's like, what's going on? I'm happy to help. No, yeah, right, hun. You don't need to help. But I thought you said you needed help. What was that, Dave?

You need to help? Did you say something? How you tired, Dave? He's like, I've still got feelings for her. I've boxed it up, but I don't know how to act. It's all a bit weird. You're a bit weird. Stop fucking staring from behind corners and shit. Yeah. Go make your A-O-L-E. So then Tasha is text, text, texting, texting and she gets one from La her boyfriend and he's like I love you so much and And she's like, you're such an amazing person. Just keep being here.

And don't let me change. Yeah, except the cheating heart. Maybe don't cheat next time. Otherwise, just be yeah. La. So then, um, storm is, uh, storm is giving orders around. And basically, um, you know, he puts Courtney on the interior. He's like, he's like,

oh, you're not understand because you want to show your deck, you know, la, la, la, la, la, la, and then, so people are arriving at the table. And Natasha tells, she goes up to Sandy and she's like, captain, Santa, cosm, T.S. he's in pain. I'll do everything I could. I even gave him a shot of creme de meld mixed with whiskey. He didn't like it at all I said but everyone loves a cranky giraffe, but he didn't like it at all. Oh Someone's in tears. Oh good god. Thank God. I just got a fresh hug delivery. Let me add him. Where is he? Huck patrol! So the girls are talking to Courtney and they're like oh look at you doing double duty and

One of the ladies is like wow look at you. You are a stat on the deck. What a good swimmer. Why they join our mermaid club Secret mermaid club All right, let's slap tails. Okay, slap tails. We call ourselves the societies of the Darrell Hannas. So Sandy is like, hey Kyle, oh, I see you're crying and I'm gonna stand over you and put a hand in your shoulder. This is exactly what I did today.

If I'm really a seasoned pro at this, anyway, how are you feeling? He's like, oh, I haven't had an infection. It's so sore.. I'm really a seasoned pro at this. Anyway, Harry a few and he's like oh, I haven't had infection. It's so sore and on top of that Natalia's a skink. It's really hard I'm in so much pain here. Would you say you're like a Duffin on storms first day. I don't know. Do you not even mean stop shit on me She's like well, but here's basically what it it means you need a doctor dumb dumb. Okay, you think you think, you think grinds medicine? No, it's not. I'm gonna go ahead and call nor doctor Norma, okay? So then, um, meanwhile, uh, the guests are talking some sort

of story about going to Cabo and their mom hating them. And then Kyle is crying. And then crying and then Natalia is like blowing up balloons for the Studio 54 party and and Storm walks by and the bristles on his scalp are so sharp that he actually pops a balloon with it. I get it. As a person with a shaved head I get it so then the captain's like hi is this Dr. Tia? No this is dr. Norma. No, Norma pretend your name is Tia I can't talk to you again. Okay, you're on my last fucking nerve. Okay. Okay, it's dr. Tia then okay, dr. Tia Thank God you're not normal. What a dumb hooker that lady is hey, this is still dr. Norma. Come on What kind of roleplay is this?

Hey Kyle, I just talked to Tia Leone and she says you need to go to the hospital. So come on, Drs. Orders. Listen here to your normal, okay? I've got a crew member with tooth pain and purple silk PJ shorts, okay? Which is the bigger problem. Which should we address first, you tell me. So then, um, uh, David's making some octopus on a plate and Natasha sees it and she goes, wow,

Dave, this sort of thing looks amazing, Dave. And he goes, you look amazing. So weird. And they look like claws the way he's quartered them or whatever. If they look kind of like claws, you know, dinosaur claws coming down and taking whatever. And he's like, it's called morning glory. It's inspired by Tosh. I've cooked it three times,

so it should be Super Tenda. Also inspired by Tosh. I tried to text this, this, I tried to text this vegetable, but it hasn't been returning my text. Also inspired by Tosh. I've faced all the octopi away from me, so they're ignoring me. I made a promise to the veg that I wouldn't tell anyone about how much I loved this vegetable

side. Also inspired by Tosh. I love this vegetable side. Also inspired by dash. I love this vegetable side. I broke my promise inspired by Tosh. I don't, I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't control myself. Also inspired by Tosh. So then Tosh is hacking kind of on his way out.

And for whatever reason they start playing like the entertainer type music, like sad music from the 20s. Did you notice that? I was like some old silent film piano playing as Kyle sadly mixes way down the dog. It's like Scotch Oplim playing. Yeah, I mean it's like losing one person could be DITRI mental. If you're not being punched in the face by a math teacher, you know, or just rather have that, I'd rather be punched in the face in math class. So Kyle goes off to the hospital and then they're just more antics

and then Natasha goes down to the kitchen and she's like, babe, what's the plan with dessert? Do you want to come up and announce it? He's like, yeah, it's a false apple. Chocolate ganache inside his banana caramel core, super rich. Thank you so much for having me. Oh my God, a false apple birthday. Is it too soon to say, breath birthday, apple? I dedicate this apple to Teton Natasha, because it was here all along,

but you just never noticed it. I guess I'm not dedicating it to myself now that I said out loud. And she goes, I'm proud of your death. I'm proud of you. And he's like, I try. I know, Dave, sometimes too hard. And then she tells us, I've been through worse. I was engaged to someone on a boat.

We were together three years, actually broke up with him on crosswind from New York to Abu Dhabi. I knew he was massively in love with me, but he didn't love him back that way. So we had to continue sharing a cabin for almost a month and that was quite awkward. That's the thing about boots. There's nowhere to run and hide.

You are purposely causing shit on us for yourself. You need to get some crossword puzzles or something to keep you busy, because this is ridiculous at this point. Yeah, I feel like now Natasha's track record with men on boats that she's working with is not great. I think that she's it's time to break the cycle. Yeah, some of her cheese. She's

So Kyle um text and he's like oh, can't even say the team tears Yeah, so he'll be back tomorrow by the way I also want to point out that the false apple first of all it looked really delicious, but once again The false apple, first of all, it looked really delicious, but once again, shiny mirror glaze, that's that's day of thing. Like every dessert has to have like a shiny ass mirror glaze on it. So, so now it's like the city of 54 party and Natasha's making shots, but once again, they did not announce what type of shots they were. It's banana curve mixed with raspberry and also some whisky and also some dark coconut. So Courtney is the you're doing dishes and talking about twerking because like what else.

And then Talia is talking to Storm and she's like it's been exorced in that we lost Carl and he's like but you're killing it. If you're king to have dinner tomorrow, maybe we can go join the crew after. And she's like but alright that's not called to date, got it? And you better not look at me funny either during the day, because you don't own me. All right. And you're paying the check, because it's not a date either. Got a big boy. Yeah. And then meanwhile, Z is talking to Jason about setting up toys for tomorrow and everything. And they're like, they're setting all the stuff up. And Zee tells us that he really wants to step up and get better at, you know, structure.

He wants to get a better structure in place on the deck. And the reason why is he goes, because growing up, I had to do dishes after dinner. And I had like books on holidays. And I think that's why structure has always been important to me because in order to progress you have to have structure. So what I'm trying to say is I have a very tenuous backstory that's not even really that interesting. I had to do dishes.

Every time it comes to a boss, every time it comes to a trauma it's something like that. To see we need a traumatic story if you're gonna be doing that. If you want the dish is seen, we need a trauma. He's like, a did dishes as a kid. You're like, perfect, roll it. Roll it. It's very important for me to charge the C-bobbs because as a child, I'd have to do dishes.

That's basically what his scene was. So then, they're playing dance music while everybody goes to bed, which I always think is funny. So everybody goes to bed. So then the next morning, Jason is with Courtney on deck. And he's like, so you're like the dangle, the dangle. The dangle, oh, I say diamond and triangle at the same time. I'm not really even a diamond guy.

Like, I'm cubic circonium. And Courtney's like, okay, you laugh at everything. You don't even give the guy a pity laugh. Come on. And he's like cracking up. He's like now trying to sell his joke. And he's like, yeah, I'm just not in sync with these guys. Like, a lot of my jokes, they just aren't landing for sure.

And then there's like Z laughing at literally everything Courtney says, I mean, at this point, I'm actively strategizing how I can fit in. Because right now I'm 100% not. And Z's like Jason, did you have to do dishes when you were a child? No, here you go. Gotta check all night coming up with dying,

don't die in the doll. Have you seen it so hard to say? God, I took all night coming up with Dangle. Dangle, Madal. Have you seen it so hard to say? They don't even appreciate it. Bullying! So, it's breakfast and they clean clean, breakfast, breakfast. And Tolly is like, I'm a choshah. Hi, chosh. It's me, Nick.

All right, look, I'm going on a date tonight. When you think of that that and she's like I see you're not gonna come to dinner with us. We're gonna come to drink with you after a quick dinner and I said I'm not married and you big boys to get everything to make me throw out. What's gonna work? I hope it doesn't get too deep. So then now everyone, the guest pack and the whole crew line up and Sandy's like, hey, so thanks for coming on the boat. Kyle is off to the dentist if you're wondering where he was. So that's that. I know continuity is very important to your ladies. So that's the story with that. And wondering where there's no one with a dildo hanging out of their zipper to

make your life as you leave because gas in the hospital. So if you're wondering why no one's announcing that they just came out of the closet last year, it's because cause the dentist. So but you did do dishes as a kid. You're like, oh, Z, why didn't you tell them what was your favorite way of doing dishes? Did you like using liquid detergent powder? What was it? Tell us everything Z. So the ladies like you exceed an expectation, everybody. Is it too soon to say it?

Go, just go. Down the dock. So Kyle's back. And he comes back. He's in Reds, which I thought was, I'm confused about that because I'm pretty sure he was not wearing reds when he left I don't know that they reshoot the scene of him arriving, but either way he's like he's like I'm back and I'm color coordinate with the rest of you guys He's like I feel better daddy's back. Okay, they removed to take okay, so I can't wait to eat certain things again So I'm sitting things again. I don't know I'm say naughty Well, he's back He's back to being himself So the captain's like okay everybody tit me tink so try to three down man down new crew Courtney great to have you here

Unfortunately the line to the jet skis has some twerk marks on it. So work on that. OK, don't do that on the line. Storm, you accepted a challenge. You said you were ready for. Unfortunately, the challenge you heard was, let's beat the shit out of a dolphin. OK, but once I clarified, the mission

you were much better. So good. You did a superb job. Sorry that the boat was rocking so much. The engineer said that we had maybe just slightly too much weight on the boat. Maybe like half announced too much weight. But thankfully Kyle got rid of two teeth so we should be just under that limit now. Okay, guess what?

Got an envelope. This thing is thick. Oh, that's what he said. All right, Matt now Kyle. Okay. This thing is thick That's what he said all right not now Kyle okay 20,000 No Kyle stop okay 20,000 Dollars you know pesos. I don't really know at this point. Okay. You're gonna have to get on your iPhones and figure out

Figure out the comparison rates. I believe in Malta, they are called a Malta Lasos. I don't know, I'm just, I'm not, maybe they're called Malta Lidos. That's what they're called. All right, we're in Malta, so you've got 1800 Falcons each.

Okay, so well done everybody, except you storm mostly, but then later it was okay. Okay, and Courtney's like, oh thank God I can relax now. Okay, Courtney, we're gonna, before you get to that quote, unquote, twirking, those were air quotes and it was full of sarcasm. We're gonna still need to clean up this place so everyone collect your money, which as we all know, our spinach cans because they just love Popeye here in Malta, okay? There you go. And she's like, he's Chloe gonna come out tonight? Close my altar, Ego, where I make out with Z and then get dropped on the floor in the public square

and the pretend I don't remember anything I've been. Oh, God, I forgot about her alter ego. Yeah. Me too. So, so now Kyle is saying, I don't know, he says, I'm accepting that there's not a cell mate for everyone. I don't know why he said that. I think they're just talking about dating.

He's talking with Natalia, yeah. Yeah, after what I've recently overcome, or I don't think there's a soul mate for everyone. And she's like, yeah, it's just flames. I was dating a guy and he broke me over text. I mean, I just don't think love lists. And he's like, when was this by the way? She's like, a month ago.

Yeah, I don't think love, I love it. She was just like recently dumped. And she thought that's like the love of her life. And she's like, yeah, I'm totally fine. I'm a robot. So then she had only been with that guy two months, right? All her love stories, if you string them together. So, because she's so manic, you know?

I never know what she's saying, but trying to string together the timeline. I think she's only dated like one person, and was for two months and then he dumped her over text And now she's trying to convince everybody that she's not in love with storm when she's totally obsessed Fast track arm. She like fast track that relationships And now storm tells us my last relationship was eight months My it was serious and I was prepared to leave my job for her, which was easy, because I didn't really have a job.

But she lost feelings and to be in a relationship and watch them fall out of love is gnarly. But moderation is for cowards. And everything worth doing is worth overdoing. This is just who I am with my work, how I drove my little sister when I was five years old, and with my love in everything, I overdo everything. Okay, Z, I'm going to need you to clean that railing. Wow, over doing it. Yes. Someone fell out of love with you, so now you mop really hard. Got it. So then

Tosh and Chef are talking and she's like, so that it was the it was the last one, eh? He said, Show us the tune, Joy, I love seeing you happy. Can I speak with you, Dave? Yeah. We're at Mad Dev, I've sorted things out, with my ex, because we've got dogs together, a home together, friends together, little shoplasses we got together, San Francisco Airport, which is neither here nor there,

but we do so shots at them It's hard to know and they make each other laugh we both cheat on each other. We've just got so much in common Dave Does he ever make morning glory sides based on your inspiration? No, but he does make morning breath. Yolves right in my face. It's something I've gotten over there No, but he does make more than breath. The other one's right in my face. It's something I've gotten over there. Sir, Dave, I'm back with me X. And he's like, I think that you're all taking

the easy way out of it. Oh, your kid, if you've seen text and rakes since COVID here, it's very expensive to continue this relationship. She's like, I guess my problem is, I just don't know. I just like, you know, you don't know what you want. The problem is, I've been away from my problems, and it's hard to face them. And I'm like, I have to do it.

I have to face them. Did you say something? I'm only speaking to the audience for the rest of this scene. What on earth are you doing? She spoke openly to me about her ex that she says that he cheated multiple times and they had difficulties for years. Hey you know who else says that to the guy they're banking? Everybody who's cheating on somebody. Yeah. I don't think there are many people who are like banging the

person that they're cheating with and going, you know what? This is super fun. My boyfriend's also great. Yeah.. My boyfriend's also great. Yeah. Or my girlfriend's also great. It's usually like my boyfriend's a dick and that's why we're cheating. And then the other person says, oh, so you are you gonna break up with them?

I don't want to pressure you. I just didn't want to break up with them, but now I see that love is possible. I mean, it's like, do you think the rest of us haven't been to married person before? Come on. It's like Dave, watch think the rest of us haven't been to married person before? Come on! It's like Dave, watch Body Heat and then come back to us, okay? Like, watch any film noir and then come back to us. He is the one who gets like suckered into killing someone for the femme fatale, poor guy.

So Dave is like, you can do your dishes any time. Which is, ha! You can do your dishes any time. What is, ha! You can do your dishes any time. What the f***! That was so perfect. I love that it's a running joke for us, but it's also something she literally always does. It's so funny.

What just said, dude! Did you say something? Because he's always trying to muddle the meaningful things, you know. She's like, what, Dave the meaningful thing, you know. Like, what the? I'm tired, dude. I'm tired. So then everybody's getting ready to go out and Natalia's telling Kyle, every single storm and she's drunk, he must be nervous.

And he's like, he's exalted, he's wane as hard. I somehow miss that entire interaction So um yeah Kyle is like yeah as Davy Jones still trying to get with you She's like oh, I wish you would I wish you would fucking back off. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry That was Natasha not Natalia, so she let me readjust that. I wish he were fucking back off. I wish he talks to me so much in the gala. And he's like, well, we drive my insane. I just want to be left alone, which is why I went up to him and said,

Hey, Dave, let me tell you all about what's going on with me. I'm talking to my ex again, we're back together. We got dogs together, We got friends together. We got the party apartment of all of England together. So as you can see, I hate talking to him. So then we go out on the town. So there's date night with storm and Talia and it's kind of awkward and but cute I guess. And then the rest of them. So Natahine Storm, so she's like, so storm! You have a hook up with group. What's the weirdest pet name that you've ever had?

And he's like, daddy, you're like, daddy grows, do exercise, do exercise storm. What do you bench bro? Yeah, now what ever calls you daddy, that sounds crazy. And he's like, actually all my mates in Cape Town call me daddy. It's a little weird what I think about it, but from a girl, there's a girl calling that, what kind of girl would have a call someone daddy?

Like Katta Courtney, he'll be like, Hey daddy. Hey daddy. Hey daddy. So he's like, well, I don't work out when I'm working because you know, we just have so much to do and when I do something, I do it all the way. And she's like, but you have four people.

So I mean, I mean, compare that to me. We've got me, me and the girl with the toothache over there. They're walking the vagina with the toothache. So then I can talk about vagina, then tartate, my right. So then, Storm is like, I just have to make a schedule for my crew, because I overdue things all the time, including thinking about schedules. I've got to make a schedule for crew, because there's be a lot of things for the crew, and we do a lot of things, the crew, and she's like getting very visibly bored

with talk about the crew and the schedule. And her eyes, her eyes are always so wide open. She's just like, getting mad, you can tell, because her eyes start even getting wider and wider as she gets annoyed. So then over with the gang, the cheer is in and then Talia and Storm shell up. And Talia's like, well, how new way you work

is up with you coil from the model Y. And oh yeah, this is when they come back together. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, they all meet back up and then they go to the club. Surfside. Yeah, they're at the club and then, um, uh, Natasha and Z go walk to the bathroom together and Dave is doing his anger stare now. Now he's like drunk and he's doing that like lizard on a rock stair, you know,

and he's like, she literally just got back with a boyfriend. So now she can't even be like a scene so like whatever I go, she waits to see the I go and I'm like, this is fucking terrible. Like, sort your shit out. Damn, did you saw something? From the bathroom. Yeah. From the bathroom line. Miltai and Natasha are in the bathroom talking. And she said, well, you know, I'm going to take a storm. That was something.

He asked me to marry him. I said, nobody want me to vomit. All right, it's up against date. And Natasha's like, we have things between me and Dave. Oh, glad. And the storm is talking to Zee. And Zee's in that drunk best friend mode. I mean, that's really all he does.

He just follows Storm around and tells him how great he is. He's like, well, you're really killing it, Storm. And he's like, oh my God, it's so gnarly, bro. It's like, I just got to do things so hard, you know? And now that I'm a lead at, it's like totally changing my life, you know? How you just want to change the lives of those around me as well because I got to go hard and see it's like yeah you're doing great man and I just want you to stop singing pressure yourself stop

pressuring yourself please you're so important to everybody to all of us to the boat yeah so I'm like never in my world as dreams I ever thought I'd be at both soon I mean one moment, you're just a door before your old child behind the wheel of a toy with a camera. A next moment, you hear running a boat basically and he's like, you can do it. You can, I say this is someone who wants to do dishes.

You can do it. So then, for one minute, you're just a four-year-old trying to figure out how to sign up on the internet for comedy defensive driving class. And the next minute, you're in charge of lives. So it seems like you can do it. So by the way, I think the main reason why Natalia was getting annoyed with Dave is because I think that she wanted Storm to lavish all his attention on her and instead he was talking about his schedule and focusing on work. So that's why she's pissed.

So then Dave and all he's doing is talking about working, ignoring her, you know? Yeah, so she comes back and Storm and Zee are having this like drunken moment. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shorts, shorts. And they're like, they sort of stare at her and they're like, okay, anyway, and Storm's like,

just the doggy didn't go the way I thought it would be done. Oh, and so she sees this and she's like, uh, hi He's gone. He's going down hell. You don't need to snap out of it. Whatever. You need to snap out whatever pity party This is and we need to get fucked up God It's just right and so then everybody's dancing and Kyle is in like 30s pants like pants from the 30s all pulled up to his boobs on a

lot of his mod guy. And this is just watching, you know, like there she is dancing on the dance floor with another man, a man with pants up to his breasts. I can't, I simply can't. Morning glory turns to evening shame. So then, so it's a Maori just going to put out like burnt to us, you'd be like inspired by it. So storm is like, what you've just eaten is totally poisoning you and ruining your lives. You'll find if you go online, your bank accounts have been drained, and you have no unlimited text plan.

Thank you. The Macwalk Pass is ruined the gas alarms! So, Storm is like, I need to go kiss my woman, and it's high as like, you don't need any kisses, he's like, what's wrong, did I piss you off? Just, don't do it, don't be so emotional. It's true not out and you ruin the vibe And then okay, so this table my god, so the chef sitting there giving his drunken stocky looks, you know And then Jason who's like I'm being bullied like he's giving those looks at the table like nobody likes me You're sitting there. Go dance. Go do you so go stand there? You know, I don't dance either But I stand there with a drink and make fun of people with my friends, you know,

it's how you show you care. So then they leave and Tali is a mad storm. She's like doing one of those things where she's like, we're not dating, but I'm not mad because you're not treating me like a proper kid. Fran. Yeah, exactly. And by the way, the one who's being the most emotional because she keeps saying, I didn't do a match. You know, the one who's being the most emotional is her at this moment, by the way, because he's's being the most emotional, she keeps saying, I don't do a emotional. The one who's being the most emotional is her at this moment, by the way, because he's just confused. And so she won't even ride in the same van with him. So I'm like, I don't do a emotional, I don't do a emotional.

He's like, what do I do? So now they're like back on the boat and she's just totally ignoring him. And he's like, I didn't know what I did wrong. What did I do? And the chef goes, chicks are just weird, bro. They fucked up. So they get back and Tasha is getting a snack.

And Dave, okay, now this is the creepy part. So Dave is what he's changing is close. So he's half in his cabin and half not. And the line goes straight down his body, right? So it's like straight and half and he's spot, he's just watching her as she eats a snack. And it's so fucking weird. It's weird.

I'm sorry. Sorry is too much. It's creepy. People need to stop this. I know. And the Tasha's talking to Kyle and she's like, Kyle, I think Dave's in a strange place right now because obviously Mike's and I,

we just got back together like Kyle, did you say something Kyle? And he was like, Oh no, it's tough for you, but you came here for a biggest purpose then for Dave. And one has to assume that since you're a woman, your bigger purpose is to still deliver the life of a nice gay boy, that's what you do as a woman.

And Dave is watching all of this from the door, and she just goes in and shuts the door, and he's like, oh I'm over this bro, fuck this! And then he strips, and he's like, fuck Natasha, fuck it all, oh I can't do this! Jason's like, I'm gonna try the Natasha, hold on. You okay, buddy? You okay? Did you say something, buddy? I'm not doing it right, no wonder why I don't fit in.

Yeah, that whole last sequence was, you shh, was staring at her from behind the door. And then staring at her with those creepy, drunk guys, while she's talking to Kyle So there's another completely disturbing an unsettling episode of Blue Deck Med Well anyway, thanks everyone for listening We'll be back later this week with all sorts of episodes and recaps, so stay tuned for that and don't forget to subscribe to Winters Crapening and we'll catch you on the next one. Bye Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors

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