Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from New York make life annoying for the entire crew.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappins A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about I'm Ben Mandelker You can also find me on the Game Brain podcast And joining me is the one and only, any caram what's going on Ronnie. Well, how about how are things in Texas today? Oh, they're just great. My little caterpillars are growing.

They finally got into their little cocoons. Very excited. So my little family's coming along, Ben. Got little teenagers. K one minute, their children, the next minute they're big old butterflies. I just can't wait. I thought I might have killed one because it fell off the roof, made it bleed. It climbs up on the top and then it fell down.

And I really see how it would be as apparent because I'm like loser. Of course that would help. It's like the last one to get up there. It's been taking its time. It refuses to eat as much as the other ones. It's just sickly. It's like that kid just you just put in soccer just so you could like get back in the car with your husband and secretly make fun of that kid later on the ride home. You know, yeah, of course. It's just like a sickly little thing, but I thought it was dead,

but it wasn't. I mean, it was in its little little shell and I picked it up with some tongs and it started shaking at shell and which was really exciting and scary, because I didn't know that they did that. I thought they went like a Commodore state or something, but they don't. Well, maybe the other, maybe the ones that are actually like functional caterpillars do, and this guy's like, shit up, mother.

Yeah, I'm sort of felt like, but you have to take off the lid of the, so they grow in this like little plastic jar, and then once they're on the top, and they're in their cocoons and they're hanging, you take off the lid. Well, it's scary taking off the lid because you don't want them to fall off the thing, you know. So I was doing it like super carefully and then I was walking to the little butterfly net that you they grow up in and you know,

I was shaking because I'm like a bigfoot carrying these little tiny things. And so I'm sure they were feeling like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, as I was trying to sleep here. Get out my dresser room. All the three that were hanging on there started shaking at the same time, like moving the, I mean, it was crazy. I was like, you bitchy little things. But, you know, got them in there. Just very excited to see how they turn out. Well, I wonder if like cocoon that fell, I wonder how important it is to actually be hanging in a cocoon. Is it purely just supposed to be like a defense thing? They're a little safer if they're hanging or is there some sort of biological need they get

from dangling there? Because if it's just a fence, then he's fine on the ground because unless Bueller decides to unleash some sort of strange Chihuahua pit bull fantasy on that cocoon. I think it'll be safe. So, um, you know, I'm very excited. You know, it's funny because I have some caterpillar news also, which is that I was tending to my little herb garden. And there was a fucking caterpillar on my dill. And I was like, who the fuck are you? You beautiful caterpillar. It was a beautiful caterpillar. It was like,

like neon, like neon green bands and like It was like neon green and black and neon green. Oh, those are the poisonous ones. I hope you didn't touch it Well, of course I didn't touch it because I felt it. I felt the poison vibe I was like you're beautiful You're sort of look like you're from the 90s But I also feel like you might hurt me So I took a paper towel and I grabbed it and I flug it off the balcony I I said, I'm not going to kill you, but the rest is up to you. Okay. What do you mean I'm not going to kill you? What do you think flinging it off the balcony does?

That's like a mafia treatment. Well, what? How do you think they get off out of a, well, I guess when they come out, they're like, who in the gut, wings? No, the reason what they'll be fine. They have low terminal velocity. It will land fine. I think it probably, okay, it lands it on one of two things. It it either you turn it into like a Keanu Reeves movie Listen, and it'll it'll be fine. So look it lands it on one of two things It either lands it on a bountiful hedge where there's more there's all the leaves that caterpillar could want Or it could have landed on a power line. I don't know which way it went, but it's you know, it's just the point is this I don't know which way it went, but it's, you know, it's just the point of this.

I'm a mama too to my dill, and I'm been working on that dill, and I don't need a caterpillar. How did a caterpillar even get up there too? That's what I wanna know. Like, what caterpillar was like, I sense that there's some dill three stories up. I'm going up there.

I mean, I'm assuming it must have come in the dirt, right? You've obviously never seen me in a basement close to a pizza shop. I'm assuming I must have come in the dirt, right? You've obviously never seen me in a basement close to a pizza shop. I was great to see only go that basement off with my damn fingernails. By the way, I'm very sorry, Kiana Reeves. Terminal velocity is starring Charlie Sheen.

So the point is, today is all about below deck sailing, you know. Metamorphosis. Like season one of below dexaling out was like I was like a lowly moody caterpillar that got into someone's dill and then got a cocoon that fell onto the floor but season two is a beautiful butterfly and we have this episode yes so here we are um douchebag douchebag alert it's it's douchebag season on blow dexil every season there's at least one douche back crew. And this is actually a repeat from last season with the douche back. And I remember that guy.

He's like, I've been asking for shrimp for 30 minutes. All right. Oh my goodness. That guy just the worst, the worst. So, um, yeah, we open up this episode with Gary and Sydney and Aliie and they're kind of like Sort of in different stages of skinny dip You know Gary is full on naked the girls are topless and they're jumping in the water and it's like 2 a.m They got a charter the next day. They're drunk. They're loud and we get um we get this shot of Glenn Waking up the meal the night and so we're like looking at the camera and you think he's gonna pull it captainly of like This is too far. We've done this is too much we gotta sail a yacht right now we gotta get the donkey take up there the sails the mass if we don't do

this we don't get in the it back into yacht soon enough the whole thing's gonna sink but instead he's just like this is the reason why I never had children I was like wow that's pretty light that's that that was a non-reparamand yeah he's he's like bringing a whole new, like a whole new attitude to this show because I was just thinking, okay, Captain Lee would have had a heart attack. Captain Sandy probably would have promoted the male and fired the women or, yeah, promoted the male given him his own ship somewhere to go sail. And Captain Glenn is just like wow They're how fun you know

So Ali's like damn Sydney you pushed me in a snack lion's reading And she's like you were gonna jump anyway. Sydney did push them both in you know She's that one he's like ha ha she's like she pushes everybody in the pool. And she thinks the light, she's the life of the party. But then the people who have been pushed in the pool just dream of drowning that bitch one day. Yes. I've been, I've been the other people, Sydney, okay. Yeah. It's dropping bull involves from the overpass onto the highway. We know what you're all about, Sydney. So, um, so now they're, they're like, you know, a cup of water in the water, and it turns out it's really cold. So then Gary's like,

who's getting the towels? We have a baby. And so now they, he has to sort of like, you know, everyone's like awake because they hear all this. Everyone, we keep getting all these infrared shots of people waking up and sort of looking annoyed and everything.

And Gary basically has to climb out of the water and get onto the dock naked and scamper into the boat and find some towels and bring them back to the ladies and you know. And of course, Sydney is like, it doesn't bring them out really to the ladies. They all have to crawl out anyway. I mean, carry such a gentleman, you know. And then they're doing that thing where this was supposed to be like that wild things moment where it's like really sexy and it's like two hot girls and it's like supposed to

be really like, buy and hot, but it's like two hot girls and it, you know, it's like supposed to be really like buy and hot, but it's not. It's just sad to be pushing everybody in and then going, I've already seen you naked, but that's so funny. It's like, we know you've seen them naked, okay? Yeah. But how much less romantic can this possibly be? Yeah, that was her marking her territory. That was her again, trying to establish, He's mine or whatever whatever interest Allen might have in him I'm going to reminder that he's up with me first, you know It was like a very transparent, you know joke right there So then every time she turns around Gary and Ali come close together and they're like oh yeah It's flirtabase. Yeah, it's flirtabase and then she comes back and they're called you up the weather

You know this is I mean everything is Gary's fault. But he, you know, last episode, he didn't have to be this way. You know, she, like, Sydney, before she got really drunk, remember she, like, pretended she was looking for something and then, like, walked over to them and he's like, oh, you don't have to walk away, you don't have to go away. And, like, he kind of invited her into this situation. I mean, she's, she, I'm not, I'm not letting her up the hook. And I will certainly have my opinions about Sydney as well. But I'm

saying Gary, Gary elevated this situation and continues to elevate the situation on his end as well. Yeah, he always falls for it because she always does lose something because this time she's like, where's my phone? Where is it? Can't find my phone. So she starts walking around and then the second the other she gets close, she runs back over there. Yeah, exactly.

And he's like, you're so phone. You know, where's my phone? Where's my phone? It's like, oh. So the girls go have a bow chat and it's really sad to watch. She's like, okay, look, I really like Gary. I'm not stupid enough, and I know you guys are like,

I'm not dumb, I'm literally not stupid. Okay, I'm not dumb. Okay, I'm not dumb. And Ali's like, well, she goes, I mean, I'm not dumb. Anything that you feel I've seen, okay, I'm not dumb. I'm really not dumb.

Yeah, I'm not dumb. And Ali's like, well, you know, we play it, and there's chemistry there. Yeah, but I mean, you know, and then I'll and Alex like wait, you know we play it and there's chemistry there Yeah, but I mean, you know, and then I'll just be like nothing. You know nothing and then Sydney's like she's like I mean, I just I just really I really really like him and like what I'm saying is like if you like him I don't want you to stop. I mean I just I just really really really like him I don't know I really like and, and so Ali, of course, is like, listen, I didn't know.

I didn't realize you liked him as much as you do. And I'm so sorry if I've made you feel, you know, and so then Sidney starts crying. She's like, oh my god, I love you so much. I love you so much. So essentially Ali has now said, for the second time, actually, that she's backing out of the race for Gary. Yes, and what a race what a race that is.

So it's like a one-legged potato sack race. Yeah. Why is this even a race? Who came up with this? So then Sidney, you know, Sidney who still needs Allie to flirt, it's kind of like when you're always having to bring it in a third in your relationship because it's like just get him up and then leave, you know. Yeah. It's kind of what Sidney does. is having to bring it in a third in your relationship, because it's like, just get him up and then leave. You know?

It's kind of what Sydney does. That is what she does. Because he's like, let's run in. She's like, let's run in a surprise Gary. It's like, come on. Just leave the girl alone, okay? If the girl doesn't get to flirt with him anymore, she shouldn't be able to flirt with him

just to get him hard enough for you. Yeah, because Gary at this point has already gone back to his bunk. And, you know, Colin was there, like, just ready for all the gossip Like what do you say what are you doing up? You want to talk about it? You want to talk about gossip anything now You want to ask about me? I know about my gossip. You want to know about my boat anything? Oh, you're asleep. Okay. Got it. I'll go to sleep as well

so then Basically, Allie's like because Sydney saying she wants to get into bed with Gary and Allie's like do it do it She's telling her to so Sydney's like, because Sydney's saying she wants to get into bed with Gary and Allie's like, do it, do it. So she's telling her to. So Sydney's like, okay. So Gary's like, that's him dreaming. And she's like, I was told to come here, so I did. He's like, he told you that. Allie did. He's like, oh, well, no, I'm going to follow him.

He goes, I want Allie. And she says, yeah, I know, but she doesn't want to fuck you So maybe you should just give up on that right and then he turns around and he starts cuddling with her by the way and then And then Sidney started saying you know, you can work for us in Florida And it would just be like normal. I mean you can get paid. I mean the mind It's not it's not the same as yachting money, but it's almost the same and like you could work for me And you could have a family I was like, well, what is this? What is this strange 19th century novel scenario you're weaving up? Like, you know, this is like that typical thing where you're reading a dry romance

for 200 pages with like Madame Emily and she meets Mr. Dorchester and the following love and Mr. Dorchester has to admit something. I'm sorry, Madam Emily. The truth is, I'm working here on this boat because the woman who owns it, it pays me, and has promised me to love her first. You know, it's like passion, or whatever. Yeah, and when I'm stranger to friend employees,

you know, the housewives always have a few of them. It's like, these are my best friends, and also I pay them to be here. But what I mean to do that with a boyfriend, it's like straight into that. Look, I know you just said you want another girl and not me, but my family can't pay you. So, you know, I'll just keep rubbing your back.

I mean, it's just sad. It's the next morning and Ali falls getting out of bed, you know? Yeah, it's great. A real good fall. Yeah. We weren good fall. Yeah. We weren't even sailing yet. She was like, she's like, I wonder what it's like to be a cotton board.

And she just like falls right out of the bed. So Gary wakes up and now he has to crawl over to Sydney. And he's like, what are you doing in my day anyway? Yeah, and she's like, am I in your cabin? She's like pretending like she doesn't remember exactly how she got in there. You know, like, oh my God, I'm just like the chill girl. Am I here?

That's crazy. What a crazy time we had last night. Have you thought about working for my family? Like, you could work for me, you could set up your own little shop, anything. What am I doing here? Yeah, and he's like, I did not go to bed alone and wake up with you makes me. She's like, oh, I have no idea.

So then she goes back to her room and she's telling Ali, I have no self-control. I have no self-control. Mm-hmm. So then, meanwhile, Jean-Luc is moping around because he got woken up last night and he's still really annoyed about it You know and and Glenn meanwhile he's just like as chipper as can be he's just in the in the crew mass And he's like well another beautiful day in the neighborhood. I listen I don't have much sympathy for self-infected wounds like people having to work hard with a hangover

You know I'm saying or you know like as Celine Dion famously said it's all coming back to me the consequences to your actions. Oh so Jean-Luc is really pissed off because he's like wow you know everyone tells me to shut the fuck up when I'm having fun but then when I'm sleeping they just go crazy and this isn't fair. Blah! And Sidney checks him with Daisy and she's like, oh my god, I'm such a fuckup Daisy. What did I do? Daisy just goes, you're all idiots. Oh, you're one pizza short of a stack.

So then, now Jean-Luc is with Colin and Gary and they're talking and Jean-Luc's being passive aggressive. He's like, well, another wild night for you guys last night. Sort of for me as well, but not by my choice because I got woken up. I got woken up. It's like quiet, Jean-Luc. So Colin's like, not me, not a wild night for me, I was in bed. And I was being good boy for my girlfriend.

I have a girlfriend by the way, just like to know her name. Oh, anyway, I was skinny, big thing, And then I'll work out for someone next summer. Offering me jobs with their mother. And John Lucas, like, oh my God, cling level 1,000. And I like that Gary is returning that he doesn't remember anything either. Yeah, I think you could have just said,

get the fuck out of my bed and go to your room, you know? Yes. But, you know, you got to throw your leg on something warm. So. Yeah, exactly. I can understand that. But, you know, you got to throw your leg on something warm. So. Yeah. Exactly. I can understand that.

So Gary is like, I was skinny dipping with a guy. I was sitting in a locomotive. I was using it as soon as you'd be bed. And then, Collins, like, well, Sydney's falling in love with Gary. And it's only been about three weeks. I mean, I don't get it. It's just Gary. I know that when I fell in love with my girlfriend, man, that was an epic romance.

So I'll tell the story. Cut away. So Sydney is with Ali. And she's like, with my girlfriend. Man, that was an epic romance. So I'll tell the story. Cutaway. So Sidney is with Ali and she's like, oh my god, Ali, I mean, look, you just can't help who you fall in love with. And Ali's like, can't put Sidney, he flirt, Sidney all the time, Sidney. She's like, yeah, I know,

because we like talk about it. She's like, okay, but I don't want you to feel silly about it later on. And Gary hears them at the door and listens in, of course. And he's like, let's get to work. All right, let's get to work. Excuse me. So he goes up to Allie and he's like, excuse me, but how was she be the one that feels silly when she's the one who jumps in bed? Yeah. Yeah. And Allie is like, all he goes back in Australia when someone's annoying me. I eliminate them. I was like, whoa eliminate them She's like a caterpillar on your dill plant. I know she'll just throw someone off a damn balcony

Is it a caterpillar on my deal or are throwing away? So all is like well you kiss her turn then you slept with her last night Do you know how that makes a girl feel that's not And he goes I don't want to get out of my bed and you're only as you're voice and to go on in She's okay, but you know that she wants you game. It's not right He's like on pistol of mouth. So I think I'll wait because I don't like you when you're pissed off So now they're in a snip so then he goes up and he pulls sitting inside because he's gonna lay down the So I went to bed alone last night my wake up and you make me hate that happens. She goes no you didn't

You know like what? And she goes I thought we had a conversation. I just don't remember. I think the way it works was that you said, oh, Sydney, I can't wait to get out of this rat trap industry. I wish there was just some stable boat in Key West. I could just work on to turn a nice old man. I could be a regular earners timing way.

If only there were some kind family to take me in. And I said, Gary, let's talk about it in bed. And you said, sure, get on in. That's what happened, Gary. He's like, game, but I got new bed with myself and I wake up with a good next to me. It's not going to happen again. Or like, nah, I'm sorry. And she goes on. Sorry. Because she like does that accent stealing thing. Whoever she's talking to. I figured that's, that's what it is. Because the whole season, we're like, what is her accent? It's like sometimes she has one and then she has like a crazy Dereek Kemsley accent. Yeah.

And I think she's just an accent vampire. Like whoever she's talking to, she'll try and talk in their accent to like make them like her more. Sydney's a damn mess. And you know what I actually kind of like Sydney, but it's making me I think liking her makes me cringe more for her because this this is just bad now, okay? It really is. Get all the thinking and go back to your boat, because you're embarrassing yourself.

Yeah. And Gary's like, well, obviously I put myself in the situation, but I've made it absolutely clear to Sydney where I stand, which is absolutely not be sleeping together anymore. And she'll later tonight when I get drunk and I say, where you see, but tonight, say, little bit of it. All right, time for a preference sheet meeting. Okay, guys, here we go again. We had him once.

We're going to have him again. His name is Frank Martin. Last time it was all girls and it was like a testosterone competition. Okay. I said the word donkey dick and literally 10 donkey dicks were flying like sales. All right, and we don't need that to happen again, guys, all right? And then we get the clip of,

I've been asking for Shred Cocktails for half an hour. And then the one dude just picking up, um, what's her face? I'm mad as in and just like, lifting her up, she's like, put me down, put me down. Please put me down, please put me down. It's like, oh no,, she's like, put me down, put me down, please put me down, please put me down. It's always like, oh no. No, not these guys again. Come on, Shows.

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free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So Frank Martini this time around is bringing his wife Jessica and full of his friends. And he's really fond of his American style breakfast. He loves an American style breakfast, but there's also a vegan on board and they want to do a casino night and you know Gary is excited for that because he loves and adds to gamble. So then Daisy's like, I'm really stressed about the Natasha thing. I mean, I've been like so mean, I feel like girl too. And I just just seems like she's so stressed with the timing. And I just want to be more constructive to her. You know, it's just the time and all the ex-beneetics.

It's not miniature to throw someone under the beneytics, but I'm going to try and be more constructive with that. Well, good luck with that. Yeah, that's what we cut to Natasha. And actually, Natasha is starting out with a good attitude today. She's like, I feel a bit defeated with the third, you know, the third charter. But when I left for Europe, it was when my grandmother died and I was like, wow, you didn't do that badly.

Like, save this. Yeah. Save this scene for later when you really fuck up. You're literally dealing with monsters last week, okay? That all wanted different versions of steak and all wanted fries and potatoes, you know? Like, oh, and by the way, people were, people had been asking us a lot. We posted this last week, but people were asking us a lot about saffron's steak moustache.

It's not, it was not a real moustache. It was, it was just a joke, they were saying she didn't actually take steak and smeared on her lips. Because people were like, did you really have steak on her lips? It was, it was, it was just our joke, but it's a visceral image. I know, because the picture I used

was actually just a random picture on the internet. And it was like, oh my God, I see it. The steak mustache. The steak mustache. It was like, it was like the perfect, you know, just exhibit of the steak mustache. But like, you know, that's when you overfill your lips and over spray tan. So you've got like the lip line comes up like an awning at a restaurant and like just kind of flips up instead of meltingding into your the rest of your phase. So it's like causing a shadow and then you've also got like all that extra Tanner.

So it turns it into yeah, and I'll do. And you've also been eating steak and you might have gotten some butter on your lip, which just made everything just sort of like move around. All your lines kind of just moved. She just got just had a sick mustache, you know. Yeah. So provisions get to the boat and we can fix the tender now because the nipples be here Tweak your nipples everybody. I love some good old fashioned humor. Yeah, so yeah, Colin gets the work Colin and Gary fix the tender Colin is like probably the most useful person that we've had on the blowtack franchise and just no one cares about him

So um, uh, so they're fixing that and then we're talking about Sydney, which is really hilarious because Gary's like, well, I've got Sydney, but I really want Ali and they're like, okay, the nipples have been replaced. I was like, wow, the irony of the scene is just beautiful. Yes, start this thing. And the lack of tenderness that is being displayed With the girls while also fixing a tender so By total dingy so there you go So meanwhile John Luke is still being all emo in the galley about how he didn't get enough sleep last night He's like and Danny's like do you want to hug? He's like I Don't know. I'm like, you know what listen. I know you didn't get a lot of sleep

But you actually got more sleep than a lot of people on this. Yeah, so just like, you know, enough, enough Jean-Luc. Yeah, so then is the alien Jean-Luc apology scene, which is not really an apology. So, Ali goes to Jean-Luc and she's like, sorry to wake you up. I didn't know you were asleep, but I just didn't really appreciate the way you were like, fuck off. And he goes, uh, okay, cool, because she's not really apologizing. She's like, sorry, woke you up, I didn't know you were asleep. So, well, somehow she's made herself the victim here, right? Because he's like, well, I just really value my sleep on.

I don't ever get it. And which is like, no, it's like you're always sleeping. Once you've got your new bed, you're always sleeping. But it's like, you're not that like Ali, he had every right to say, get the fuck out. Like you were like, you weren't waking him up. Regardless of his attitude today, you were waking him up. And he's like, well, you were just like, you know,

you just kept on egging me on and like you wouldn't leave. And she's like, oh, Chad, don't worry't leave. And she's like, Oh, don't worry about me. And she's like, what storms off? And he's like, I'm just, look, you know, she's like, I'm saying sorry. And you're like, la la la la. And he goes, okay, so you want me to say sorry that you woke me up. And she's like, no, I want you to say sorry for fucking over. And he's like, okay, well, I'm sorry for the language I used to express.

Fuck off or whatever. Yeah, I was like, fine. Well, he's like, he's like, the feelings are way too tight around here. I'm like, well, you were the one who has been like mumbling all morning about he didn't get enough sleep last night. So don't talk about tight feelings, okay? Because you're pretty tight right now yourself, sir. But Ali's been ridiculous. Ali goes up to Gary and she's like, listen, I just wanna say to you,

I don't want you to sit here. I'm struggling because of my power. And I just wanna get through the chat. I'm the negativity is weighing on me. So let's just be normal friends. And he's like, that's it, three, three. Are you serious? Because, by the way, he was both of me this morning

is bullshit and she's like, all mad, which is funny because she just got mad at Jail for the way he was bowed to me this morning is bullshit and she's like all mad which is funny because she just got mad at Jail for the way he spoke to her and now she doesn't and now she does like no patience for Gary saying the same thing to her Yeah, that's true. Yeah, then Gary is telling Colin. She's like he's like this morning. She told me to fuck off I mean, he's like oh my god John Luke just had to apologize for that You know that reminds me one time I told my wife to fuck off because I actually just burnt myself on a pan We have an assort of bacon for breakfast. I'm just really hungry. I don't know At least like crying on the path

So she told. Yeah, she talks to Daisy and Daisy Hugser and Ali's like, I just made it a moment to cry. And she's like, oh, you've got some drama and you've done, you've been really brave, girl, really brave. Yeah, yeah. And she's just, yeah yeah basically Ali is just like she hasn't cried yet about her grandpa and and Daisy's like well you know Garrison real shit had for store in the drama but we have such a long day ahead of us

who knows how many pages we're gonna have to count so you better get your head watching the telly so toilet paper folds and cleaning and cleaning so an Ali and Gary are talking again and she's like listen off to Sri Lepin holding it in and the disagreement with you The last thing a warning and he's like when an atrocious speak with you. I was out of line for sure friends Yeah Well, he says I don't know she's gonna down and I'm like you are like I don't know she ain't good down and I'm like you are like You're he says it in such a chewy way as if he was not the one who like came at her earlier this morning I'm like you're the one who's like don't act like oh

You're just this friend on board who had nothing to do with her being in such a bad mood like you were you were not just to her So I just got bad. I'm talking about her and her telling Sidney like don't be with him He's just like using you or whatever. He's telling you, you know, so he's all mad that that's how she's gonna come to me. I mean, I'm just saying now, I'm just saying now it just felt so fake where he was like, I hate seeing you show up, shit, remember.

So either way, they, you know, they're just like, they're cool, he's like, I just felt so bad. I'm just trying to come down. And I know, I know you're going through a tough time in your life. You know, friends, huh? Fuck buddies, maybe I'm really, to come down and I know I know you're going through a tough time in your life, you know friends, huh? Fuck buddies maybe I don't know So six minutes six the gastric coming the gastric coming so Gary and Sidney are talking and she he's sitting down and she's standing like

Touching knees with him, you know, like God this fucking Sid me. Yeah, never learn like she will never listen like no means yes Okay, so he's like listen. I'm sorry, I just spoke to you like that. In no way was I inviting you to come over into my bed. And I just want to make sure there's no line to cross again. She's like, oh my God, thank you for taking away the line. So I can sit on your lap now because I felt that line between us. And it was really stressing my out. My mother has got a love you. So now here comes the bro charter and already we hear them,

hey, that girl, but it's got some hot, you got some hot hips over there, huh? I like those hips, nice hips, whoa. Whoa, that girl got abs. Didn't wanna say something about their abs. I was like, wow, and that one guy goes, with the bow, I'm though, it's in the water douchebag My name is how many trips to hey dais is my favorite flower

Not that's one before Look at this one this guy's total. He's gonna cast a shadow on me. That's for sure. Oh By the way, like this, Frank, who is the primary? He's like in his 50s, and all these guys are like in their early 30s or something like that. Why is he friends with these people? Why is he, are these guys who like work in his boiler room? Like, who are these guys?

Why? Why is he boiler room like the finance Why is it like the Finance? Yeah, it's like, he's like, all right guys, whoever sells the most leads for the Gen Shock gets to come on a yacht for me, okay? The most penny stocks wins boys, get through it. Yeah, I'm like, why are you socializing? And so he also has his wife Jessica, I was like hi. I'm Jessica. So then Yeah, they're she's like I'm a self-proclaimed trophy wife

Jessica, I mean usually I want my trophy wise to be like I want my trophy wise to be like hi, I'm Jessica the trophy wife. Hi, I'm Jessica I sort of look like Laurie from Shark Tank, but I give you case a gal energy Rebel I'm the least fun trophy wife you'll ever meet in your life Jessica I'm Jessica There's nothing more to say really because I'm just Jessica So they're Daisy's taking drink orders and Aiden So they're Daisy taking drink orders and Aiden who's kind of the chunky vegan, which I love how on these shows the vegans are always the chunky ones.

It cracks me up, it cracks me up because that's me. I'm like, I'm a pescatarian and everyone's like, which to me is basically like saying, I'm a predatory and you know. Yeah, but Aiden's like, hey, I have a white white spritzer. I'm a predatory and you know yeah But um Aiden's like hey, I have a white white spritzer. I'm kidding if I order a white white spritzer just pumps me in the fucking face I'm like you're the vegan You're the vegan why are you shaming white? Why are you shaming spritzers? Oh, I just pulled on my cable Sorry, I hope that doesn't mess up my audio if the I've my audio sounds drastically different from now She's the rest of the episode. That's because I just popped my cable. Sorry, everyone.

Gotta write in the donkey dick. So Daisy's like, what time would you like to have dinner? Nine, I'll let the chef know. So she, you know, I'm worried about Daisy and Natasha because it's not going well between those two. The passion aggression is growing and growing. So I'm kind of hoping that that fire blooms today. Yeah. So Jessica's like, how about dinner around nine o'clock? I am Jessica. So now it's time to go, it's time to go sailing. Let's get those sales up. So thanks for sailing.

We're going diagonal. Things are falling over. And you know, it's the usual pandemonium. And at one point, like Daisy is serving shots to the guys and a guy like knocks over a shot glass. And Daisy's like, this is why I don't dare to Americans. I'm like, listen, these guys are all douchebags, but like, you know, I think knocking over a shot glass is a pretty good thing. I think she's saying that because they're like,

whoa, got one down. Yeah. I was like, this's on me, baby? Whoa, yeah, I got balance. I could hold him on the log. Like they were saying all these things. Oh, I thought she knocked over the shock glass. I was like, that is a human quality.

We know they're just thinking they're being hilarious. So she tells Natasha, she's like, all right, they're gonna have dinner at mine. And she's like, okay. And she goes, do you want to stick your preference sheets on the fridge just for your benefits? And the chasers like, eh. I just want that.

So yeah, so then in the back and the sailing, everything is like, everything's diagonal. And that guy ate in. He's like, hey, Daisy, if you feel that the lean draws you to me, I'm right here, I'm right here. And I'm like, this is probably the real reason feel that the lean draws you to me, I'm ready, I'm right here. And I'm like, this is probably the real reason why he wants to come on this boat because he's probably too lazy to actually like properly hit on a woman.

He just has, he just has to wait for gravity to send someone into his lap. That's how I am. I mean, when I order Instacart, I look at the picture on the delivery person. I'm like, like oh my god is this my lucky day Is it my husband today? And if they're like even kind of cute I will shower I'll get some nice clothes on For a month either to be easy I get it boy

So so now everyone's getting dressed for dinner and like the anchor goes down and but then it's they're getting dressed But then there's are they swimming? I don't know but there but Aiden Aiden gets into truly one of the worst shirts We've seen it's like Teal but also leopard print and it's all mishmash together. It's pretty terrible I like to think it's like captain Lee 30 years ago. Yeah, like captain Lee hitting the town Like I feel like he bought it in Great Neck, New York. Like I think that he went to, remember Princesses Long Island, remember Babs?

Babs had a boutique and, because she was, what was the name of Amanda's mom? Babs brought the wishbone dressing. I feel like he went to Babs boutique in Great Neck and he's like, hey, that one looks good. If you ever see me in a white wine spritz in this shirt, kill me right now. Okay. Okay. Okay. The fucking face, right? I mean, the face with a white wine spritz. Okay. I'm gonna take the teal shirt with the

leppens, Prince. Okay. So then Colin, poor Colin, he always gets stuck in the kitchen listening to Natasha and her TMI moments, right? Because he loves gossip. He loves that. But every time it's just calling, she's like, you know what? You know why I'm sad? Because I was homeless. You want to know about it?

Let me tell you. And then she tells them the whole thing. So today, she's like, do you know what my spirit animal is? The Phoenix. Do you know why? He's like, well, my wife would. We actually lived in Phoenix, so I'm like, it's because I rise up for the ashes.

It's like, oh Jesus Christ. I'm not even a real man here every time. Yeah, poor Colin, but I think he just he goes in there because no one else will talk to him. Everyone just doesn't even notice him. So, so tonight I'm going to make a meal that's inspired by my favorite chef. So, and she's like the only critique that will come from Daisy is that her mouth will finally be shot, which was something like that. I didn't quite understand what she was saying, but the just of it was that she just hoped Daisy will be silent, right?

So yeah. So then Gary tells Sydney to go to sleep at 11 no matter what, even if they ask for help with dishes, and she's like, because he says, yeah, they're gonna sleep during the day. So don't have prejudices, and they keep on showing him the rest of the episode yawning a lot, which I think was sort of to imply maybe that later when he does help with the dishes. Like, he's so tired and he's helping with the dishes,

but I just don't have any sympathy for him because he stayed up until 2 a.m. drinking. So I have no yawning sympathy. So Brad, some guy named Brad is like, wow, flower lady, you look fresh. What a fresh flower. She's like, all right, all right, can we let Natasha know the guests are here. And Aiden's like, Hey, you took my seat. How was the one who was friend and center? I was like, wow, a real housewives of Potomac fight right here on below Dexailing. Yeah. And then Jessica makes her grand debut in her dress, which is exactly what you think Jessica's dress would look like.

Sort of like just strange straps going in strange directions. Like it was very much like a prostitute dress. I'm not saying she's a prostitute or a hooker. I'm just saying the dress would normally be worn by a prostitute or a hooker. Excuse me. I think you're using the wrong term. The term is trophy wife dress.

I'm Jessica. The term is elegance, okay? So they get their baratis salad and you know, the guys are loving it, all right. And she's for the state course because that's, I mean, she really does kind of serve the same thing all the time. And this is another big difference in the below deck franchises. This one, no one really cares.

And they probably shouldn't. I mean, it's different charters, right? Well, sometimes she does the same thing a lot on the same charter. But, I mean, this is a different charter. So it's okay that she's kind of serving the same thing. And there are no muscles yet no muscles

anywhere on the boat so So for this she's making yeah like a it's it's a steak But it's supposed to celebrate the flavors of Italy so she's she has like sauces on the plate And then she's sort of like smashing them with her spoon. So it makes this like very intense splatter Which I thought was cool, but it was like, to me, it was actually like a little bit overdone, and I thought it looked kind of, I thought it was actually, I think she overdid it.

I thought it looked kind of like Christmas. It looked like someone blew up Christmas, you know? So then they get their... Don't tell Justin. They get the sauce splatter plate and play. And one of the guy goes, oh my god, I thought it was a mafia hit and then like a neon caterpillar like splats

onto the plate from best back. Well, don't tell Jessica, Jessica season goes, this looks like an odd piece. This looks like trophy, wife, I'll take it.

One of the sauces, by the way, is a roasted potato foam. Listen, you people with your foams, okay, I get it. I get that you, you get off on making it look like you spit on someone's dishes. You know, I think that's like the ultimate thing in fancy cheffery when you're like, finally, I can just spit on someone's plate. And they have to fucking take it and pay me top dollar for it. But a roasted potato foam? Not much. I'm not sure about that.

I would be very upset with a roasted potato foam because I would just be like, why can't I just have roasted potatoes? I think that's a, like, foams don't bother me as much as they bother you, but I think if I were given up some sort of potato foam instead of the actual potato, I would be upset. So then there is, this is the moment,

the one moment where Aiden made me chuckle, is when Dylan, this guy Dylan is eating his food, and he goes, oh man, I'm gonna get full before the end. And Aiden just goes, take it easy, you mop it. You see for yourself, you're eating vegan food. Okay, you're eating, you're not eating giant steaks. So Sydney goes to bed, and then they get their last course, which is the lemon curd with the bite of capers and the lemon chino shot. So they all love it. They're all love it. And they're also full. They love what they love.

They love it. So then Natasha's feeling great. She feels like she's back in her zone. And now we go over to Colin, talking to Jean Luke and he goes, say, what are you reckon? He's going to be he's going to be Gary's next hookup, right? Little gossips session. I want to do a little gossip. You know, I love me some gossip. And if you feel like turning the tables on me and asking me some salacious questions, I mean, I wouldn't say no.

I mean, I think it's probably going to be Ali and he's like, oh, well, when you're going to hook up, bro, when are you going to hook up? I remember when I first met a beautiful lady named, well, I already made out with Danny. And Colin literally says what we suspected all along. He goes, I'm embarrassed by how much I'm enjoying this gossip. Me and it feels so good to, to cut it up with all my friend. Where are you guys? Hello? I'm on the one out here?

Don't you think will you listen to my story? It's like, you just start throwing yourself. I just fell off again. The talk can think of swimming away. And then that's the guys and the guy. One of the guys is like, yo, Dan the line. This was awesome.

I think it's Aiden. Aiden has an inside joke with himself where he calls Daisy a different and one of the guys is like, yo, Dandelion, this was awesome. I think it's Aiden. Aiden has an inside joke with himself where he calls Daisy a different flower every time. So now he's on Dandelion, which is technically a weed. And also just disrespectful and just obnoxious, but he thinks he's being hilarious. And I think he just thinks he's more charming

than he really is. Oh, well, don't we, huh? It's true, welcome to Watcher Crappens. So it's bedtime now and Colin Gary's like we're not going to do shit for those girls and Colin's like actually I'm going to go to introduce some dishes and he's like well thanks for making me look like a person. So he goes down and helps. Yeah and Gary's like I fucking hate dishes. I know we can have big girls but like like, fuck me, fuck me.

And meanwhile they start doing the dishes, then all of a sudden all the girls are just like nowhere to be found. Allie's sitting in her bed and Danny and Daisy are just like talking over to another room and Daisy's like, I can't tell you how happy I am. That the guys are chipping in for like that. And you should hit my call.

And that was such great initiative. I have to remember to ask him a little bit about what Gary's up to, you know? That's what I need to know. I need to know more about Gary. So Colin is like, well, I'm going to get pissed if I end up being the dishes guy. Hi, you're of the dishes guy. You've been the dishes guy. What do you think is going to change?

Don't act like you don't love it. He's like, I'll be real pissed if I'm the dishes guy, but I'll be real happy if I'm the guy with the dish If you know what I'm saying, hey anyone you know want to cut it up a little bit, huh? So he goes to bad and he tells Gary's like should we lock the door so Sydney it doesn't come in Funny, so then Daisy is, oh, bringing drinks. I wrote binge drinks, but I think I met Daisy brings drinks. So you might have binge some drinks too. And then Jean-Luc and Danny are chatting and

you know, whatever. So then Ali is, she's talking to Sydney and asking if Sydney kissed Gary or something and Sydney is like, no, no, all we do is just like, sleep in the guest cabin together. It was sort of like, you know, it was like a practice run for when he comes over to a QS and starts working for my family. And then he starts his own family, but he's working for me and we have a lot of romantic tension and we have an affair. I don't know, just just just workshopping some thoughts about the future. I don't know.

And then she tells us, well, I mean, it hurts because like, you know, I'm closest to Gary and so this is an ideal, you know, I mean, you break up with someone and you still have feelings for that. You were not dating Gary. You never broke up. There's nothing to break up from if you were never to get Sydney, like, pardon me, wonders if the producers are just doing her dirty. If they are like, what's it like to break up with someone? How's it feel when you break up with someone?

She's well, when you break up with someone, it's hard and they just like throw that in there. Like I suspect that might be happening, but then her behavior kind of suggests that, no, she may actually think that she's broken up with Gary. Oh my God. And Sydney goes, you know, I just really need to be with someone. I need like someone next to me.

And Ali says, you need to change that. So then we go to Gary. I mean, who else could be next to you? I mean, we got Gary Gary we got JL we got Captain Glenn is there and it does no one else. There's only there was one more man on on this boat. Oh well. So Danny's like Danny is having an awkward for it. Sash with Jean-Luc Q. It's just so funny that they're trying to make this like, wow, let's go to some sparkling sexy flirting with Danny and Jean-Luc. And Jean-Luc never has anything to say. And he never seems to really understand what anybody

else is talking about. No, literally not. He just like, in his own head, listening to fish or something. Yeah, she's like, so if you were to pick between Sydney and Ali, who would you pick? And he goes, uh, you? He's like, oh, that's a romantic. Yeah. And they have some pattern about why there's so much more work on a sailing yacht than a motor yacht. And then basically they just like go to a little corner and make out for a little bit.

So I have to say their romance doesn't bother me too much because we've just had so many really terrible romances that I'm just still traumatized from Jessica and Rob on Blow Deck Med that this is like nothing for me. Or I also Elizabeth and Watt's face, last season on Blow Deck, James. So now it's day two and the deck is a mess.

Once again, Jean-Luc did not do anything. He did not wash anything down. So he complains all the time about not getting sleep, but then when he's awake, he's also very ineffective. Well, I guess that would correlate. So then Daisy, Daisy's with Ali and she's like, yesterday was a complete shift. Hot service was so good.

Natasha was good. It was a completely different day. Nothing could go wrong today, especially as we serve a good old fashion American breakfast right now. So, Aiden is wearing that crazy shirt. One of the guys is like, we're gonna have a teacher looking at you outfit, Aiden Jesus. Yeah.

So, Daisy takes a whole lot of egg orders, and here we go, eggs, Natasha's biggest week spot. It's always like a top chef episode when they order the eggs. It's always terrifying, right? So she takes them to Natasha and she's like, she does them. She's like, okay, here are two over easy eggs. And she's like, um, over easy because they're scrambled eggs. They're scrambled. Just like some running loose scrambled. Yeah,, um, over easy because they're scrambled eggs. They're scrambled. Just like some running loose scrambled.

Yeah, they're running scrambled, but they're scrambled. And so, Daisy's like, aren't you sure? That's. And she's like, yes, I'm sure over easy eggs. And she's like, it's quite clearly scrambled eggs. I clearly see it, but she won't listen. So here we go. It's another shit breakfast with shit eggs.

So she's basically like willing to, she knows she's serving the wrong thing, but she's willing to do it because she knows it's gonna fall back on Natasha, rather than corrector, right? So she brings out the, the, the, these shiteggs and by the way, we should also mention that eight in when he saw Daisy in the morning, he's like, Hey, more than sprinkles, I'm like, you're not even doing flowers anymore. Now you're just coming up with just like stupid things to call her. So she brings the egg to her,

the scrambled eggs to Jessica, because of course Jessica ordered the over easy. And she's like, this doesn't look like an over easy egg. What's this? You call this an over easy egg? I'll tell you what this isn't. It's not a piece of art. That's for egg? I'll tell you what this isn't. It's not a piece of art. That's for sure.

I'll tell you what this is. This is a normal Y-Feg. All right. I'm looking for a trophy Y-Feg. Could you please take this back? Listen. I know winners and I know losers. Okay.

And this is not a winner. Catch me on Shark Tank. And Natasha's like, why does breakfast have to be in the stigma times the eggs? I don't think it's stigmatized with the eggs. I think it's like, often revolved around eggs, but not limited to that. Yeah, she just starts saying things.

She's like, let me just make something for you. I was making something that's not fucking eggs. So then, and then so she's now making the other way. You know, like the proper way, et cetera. And there's this guy named Anthony who's up there, and he, and he's like, he's all mad

because he feels forgotten about, because he doesn't have his eggs and he's like the most muscular. So he's like one of those annoying muscular dudes who's like, if I don't get my eggs, I'm gonna waste away, you know? Like there's something about like muscular guys who are like very preoccupied with eggs at all times.

Like if you've ever met a muscular guy, they're like, yeah, hold on a second, I just gotta go eat my egg whites right now, excuse me. Excuse me, I eat my eggs. Yeah, my brother and I used to have a stack of men's fitness on the toilet, which, you know, to anyone who grew up gay, like, the dreams. Like, living the dreams, like,

live in the dream, bro, and he used to work out all the time. And he would eat like 12 eggs a morning. Like that was just this thing. It's a thing. Yeah. So this guy's with my ex. I've been waiting for my eggs. God, what's that chicken being born?

What was she hunting for chickens over the year? I put a time round my watch for those eggs. She's probably doing it on a single skillet. You know, get a flat top of something. Yeah, you know what? This is one of those below decks where it's in below deck tradition, you want to hate the guests and stick up for the crew, but he's right.

Like it cuts to her doing like a single leg on a skillet and then take it off. It's like you're doing eight eggs, okay? Yeah, you can do like get a larger pan and put them all out there. But he's also doing that thing where he's like eggs on my staple. He's acting like if he doesn't have his eggs, like he will literally die. Like we have 30 more seconds with the sky alive on this world because in this world, because he doesn't have his eggs yet,

which is like what always happens. So he finally gets his eggs and then he just eats them like a crow. Like it's like, you know, when you see a crow on the road, just like picking at things and their wings are like all around it, like he's just like, oh, eggs, eggs, eggs. I'm like, okay, well, you are a little bit too in up about the like two into these eggs right now. Yeah, it's like, I'm pretty easy going, but I need eggs today. I need them. I need them. He says it as if this is like, like a novelty. Like, like, this is like the secret to his success. I'm like, you know that every muscular guy always has the same thing.

I need my eggs. I need, I listen, I eat like eight eggs a day. I'm like, congratulations. You're a muscular man. Gotta keep up those muscles. So then down in the galley, Natasha's like, wow, Jay, you always come across as so calm no matter what. And he's like, yeah, well, you know what's not going to change?

Is me giving you that impression? Week. And also doing my job. So, or not doing it. So now there's like fun stuff in the water. And then an alarm goes off down in the bilge. So Colin has to like go, he has to go kind of like, the bilge is, I think it's the bilge. It Colin has to go kind of like the bilge is I think it's the bilge. It's that space that's like under the floor where like all the machinery is and all that stuff.

So he goes down there to tend to this alarm. And so there's like a hatch that's open, right? And so then of course Aidan's like, hey, I want to go see the guy the guy the guy the guy. Hey, sprinkle days he then the lion face scale. Can we go see a buttercup? Huh? Can we see the guy? So they start giving him like a tour like behind the scenes And they're going on this tour and they want to see where all the stews sleep. They want to see the whole thing So Daisy's like oh there's a hatch that's open to mind if I just close this for a little bit I'm sure there's no one down there Certainly no one who's worth asking a question about that's for sure

I'm just gonna close this right now and we give a tour so over here We'll just stand here and give everyone that's a bad that's a bad bad. That's a bad. That's a bad. That's a Peter And that's another bad. Okay, we're done And support calling get stuck down there and the guys are like wow look at that look you live in a hole Well look at that. So this is the other half lives right? And then call and get stuck down there and then Colin gets stuck down there. And he's like, no.

Allie's like, DZ, you forgot to let Colin out of there. Hell, hell, who am I supposed to be Colin right now? Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin,

you have to, Colin, sounds like, why would I want to call downstairs? What, what, what I need to call downstairs? Colin. So Sidney and Allie are talking about lipstick because I guess Sydney is going to, Ali needs

to borrow some or something and they talk about like prostitute red lipstick and she's like, well, that's like a regular red, but this is prostitute red and it won't smudge off. And then Aiden is coming down to dinner. He wants to move dinner to 815. And it's like, sure, no problem. It's well moved dinner to 815. No problem. Natasha can we move dinner to 815?

And she's like, no, you told me nine. She goes, what if you can't talk and tell them? No, I got it. And tell them what to be having Ben and Jerry's and cotton candy too. By the way, Daisy, this is what happens when you make smaller serving sizes. Okay, they get hungrier and they want their dinner earlier. Okay. So, so now Daisy is talking with Natasha in the gallery and she's like, okay, can we go

over the manual? Can we say, what are you making? What are you making for dinner tonight? So Daisy's and so Natasha is saying like, there'll be this and there'll be that, there'll be that. And then Daisy's like, okay, my only constructive criticism is to keep the portions smaller. And Natasha's like, no, the portions were the more small last night. Cause no, I think that they were,

I think that they thought they were quite big. And she's like, no, just very small. I'm telling you, I'm doing this a long time. She's like, well, I'm just giving you some positive feedback. And Natasha just goes, no, no. No. No. By the way, it's not positive feedback. It was not at all. And I don't think the portion, they were full, but I don't think the portion size was a problem for them.

Well, the guests were saying, oh, we're too full. We can't even eat dessert or whatever, but I don't know that that's a bad thing. I don't think I've ever heard a guest be like, oh my god, the portions there were too small. I mean, cheesecake factory would's a bad thing. I don't think I've ever heard a guest be like, oh my God, the portions there were too small. I mean, cheesecake factory would be out of business. People love a gigantic portion. Yeah, no, that was just performative fullness. That's where you say it. So that way people don't think that you're just like,

you know, a human vacuum cleaner. Oh, yeah, we're, you know, we're like, oh my God, he hardly eats. I wonder why he's overweight. That's crazy. Poor thing. Must be medical. I'm so full. Fine. Fine. I'm just hurt. It wasn't like a real full. Wasn't real, real full. No, no food was coming back, you know.

So Natasha it ends with Natasha saying, if she wants me to be a fucking bitch, our B1. So I guess we'll get to see that next week. Yeah, we will. In a good old fashioned portion size fight. So we'll see. We'll see everybody. Thank you so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with some real housewives of Dallas. OK. And this week's bonus is a real housewives

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