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Episode Date: June 9, 2021This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with him... although, she was doing that to r...espect Sydney... who seems happy to flirt in front of Alli... even though Gary isn't interested in her... but he's willing to sleep with her to get Alli's attention... Just the usual messiness on the high seas!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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So today we're talking below Dexaling out the penultimate episode of the season,
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So today is episode two fifteen sexual healing.
Ooh.
Yeah, fuck coronavirus because thanks to coronavirus, we had to spend an annoyingly large chunk of
time watching Jail and Danny have a romantic date because they didn't have a charter to
work on.
And actually as Blodec romances go,
Jail and Danny are actually not so bad.
They're surprisingly tolerable,
but still I like one of my least favorite tropes
on Blodec are date sequences.
Like they're always,
they're just so useless.
Like we know these relationships never work out.
So we see them go, you know,
either on a date to land
or they go on a little tender ride or something
and it's supposed to be romantic.
Listen, I don't wanna see my maids fucking, okay?
I do not wanna see my maids fucking.
You got time to flop, you got time to mop, okay?
Get something, get a cleaning tool in your hand
and get to cleaning, okay?
You fuck on your own time.
Yeah, that's a better way to say it.
That's a better way of saying it.
I don't think I care about romance in general on Bravo.
I don't think I've ever seen anything romantic,
be it on Vannipom Rules, on real housewives,
or literally anywhere that has appealed to me whatsoever.
Well, here it is. We've always got him once a season,
the Nico and that girl he totally wasn't into or
whatever.
Or she didn't seem to be into him.
There's always some weird awkward couple.
Remember when Hannah Ferry had to do it with Ben, or when Kate had to do it with Ben,
they both had to do, Kate put on her dress, her dress shawl, or her dress past Meena
to do her scene with Ben.
I was like, oh god
What about EJ with Baker? What about EJ with Baker? That one was like, why did we why are they making us do this?
These two odd balls going on a date on below deck that was that was cool
So um, I think his name was EJ so the episode opens up with
There were still at this dinner work Gary is drunk and he's been
flirting with Sydney to get back at, um, for, you know, for her basically dumping him
temporarily, like a week long dump, right? And so, uh, so now he is trying, he now he wants
to fuck Sydney and Collins, like, you can't do that. You don't fuck a bro. Don't you think,
you're thinking with your small head, not your big head?
Well, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna fuck with me.
That's it.
And Colin's like, idiot.
Can't wait for these to pop off.
So then we get J.L. and Danny with their romantic storyline.
He's like, you know what?
If you do want to like take this somewhere,
like, I'm open to that. Like, we'll just take it day by day. And she's like, oh, you know what?
Speaking of one day at a time, I think they're having shots over there. Let's go do that.
The SZ at one day of a time. So, uh, so yeah, they go and Gary is now back to flirting with Sydney.
Yeah, I have a question.
In my bed, when I'm drunk,
I'm better than I'm saying,
but he's like drunk.
Because he's only nice to her when he's drunk, really.
Exactly.
And so she's like, guys,
it's not like I'm flirting,
you're flirting, okay?
Oh, and maybe I am flirting.
Stop.
They're all spiling.
This is hard to watch. This is hard to watch. It's hard to watch. They're all so wrong. I've decided I'm not. Stop. They're all spiling. This is hard to watch.
It's hard to watch.
They're all so wrong. I've decided I'm not going to be like who's right? Who's wrong?
They're all wrong on all fronts. I've decided.
So
now they pile into their vans going home and Sydney is next to Gary in the back and she's trying to do her weird version of flirting
Which is her saying you have so many wrinkles. I'm gonna touch your wrinkles. I'm gonna touch. She's
of flirting, which is her saying, you have so many wrinkles. I'm gonna touch your wrinkles. I'm gonna touch. At this point, he's clearly regretting his decision to flirt with her again,
because now he starts saying things like, I'm just gonna zone out. I'm just gonna zone out.
I'm gonna zone out right now. And then he does that. He does one of another one of these
interviews. I don't know how many times he's done this all season. He goes, oh God, what
have I gotten myself into? Like, you know what? I'm sick of that. I'm sick of that, okay?
You're a grown man, I'm sick of this like, oh, I'm this innocent fawn who accidentally walked too far
into the woods and now I'm in danger. No, you know what you're doing. I'm not here for this,
like, boys will be boys adjacent comment of what have I got in my chef in you. I'll tell you what you guys yourself into you guys
self into Sydney on the first night. And now this is the
consequence. So stop asking for like chuckles of sympathy from us
because we're done. Yeah. So Carlos making fun of how horny he is
and so Gary jumps away from Sydney literally onto the next
seat.
Yes, it starts humming all their laps and stuff.
And then in the other van, Jean-Luc is making out with Danny while Natasha is just trying
to sleep in the front seat.
And the other van's chanting how Daisy needs to get laid.
Daisy needs to get laid.
Daisy needs to get laid.
So then they're walking back to the boat now and Gary is back to flirting with Ali
Because he he's realized the air this time he realized the error of his ways before he slept with the errors of his ways
So he's back with Ali now and
Jean-Luc wants to go to sleep and so he walked into his room and bangs his head onto the camera and was like holy moly
So more shots and a four shots
Gary is, is yeah, trying to get back with Ali, but
he's drunk, so he's not doing the, we're gonna cuddle. You want to live a cuddle.
Now he's just like, are we making apps tonight? Hey, why are you saying no? It cuts me deep
like that. Well, I'm just saying, it's fucked up actually. He's such a... He is really good at playing that card.
Oh, of course, me jeep.
Like, she owes it to him to just be like,
OK, I'll cuddle with you because I don't want you to be cut deep.
Like, he keeps trying to lay this guilt trip on her,
which is kind of gross when you really think about it, you know?
So, now it's more shots, and so we have Ali and Daisy and Kong and Darryen Sydney doing shots and everything and
Danny is like on doing on the phone with her friend doing face time and people are getting in the hot tub
And they're just like you know the usual pantom pantomony like fun drunk antics and Daisy's like in a bikini and Gary goes
Oh, Daisy you got a good body girl
Daisy if I told you yeah, you got a good body girl. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, but I don't have up or on. Let's go skinny dapping. You're on a boat.
Your bedroom's like two feet away.
Yeah, I just put on the bathing suit.
So like whatever you both see me naked, who cares?
So she takes off her top and gets in.
And then Ali is making fun of Colin while he's eating.
Yeah, she's like, come on, it'll be much more fun
if we got to smell cigarettes cigarettes it's more fun than
they come on
all right now by the way this is like the
first time all season that anyone has
like said oh Colin I want to go hang
out with you specifically and smoke a
cigarette so I believe the alley was
doing this because you wanted to like
hang out with Colin and potentially
make Gary a little bit jealous.
I just came up with this, I have this conspiracy theory right now just because literally they never
they've just never wanted to hang out with no one's ever specifically been like, oh Colin,
let's the two of us hang out. Oh, I thought she just didn't want to be there with Sydney and Gary
when they were alone like maybe thinking Daisy wasn't going to just sit there in the hot tub or something.
But yeah, he's definitely being used to prop.
In some form, because she just said she's going to go to sleep.
And now all of a sudden, she's like, let's go have a cigarette and do some shots.
Yeah.
So Sydney is like all over Gary and like kind of going towards this junk.
And he's like, do you know what that's for me there?
Yeah.
And Daisy gets out of the hot tub because she wants to get other people and and he's like, do you know what that's for me there? Yeah. And Daisy gets out of the hot tub
because she wants to get other people
and Cindy's like, oh, can you get me a top, right?
So, so then yes,
Cindy and Gary are in there and she's like,
you know, you can talk to me, we're friends.
I mean, apart from everything else,
I mean, we're friends, yeah.
I mean, I know it's hard to be friends with someone
who wants to play Audrey and Lil' Top of Hars
and the Key West production of Lil' Top of Hars in the QS production of Lil Top of Hars, but
I think we can make a work.
No, listen, suddenly seem more standing besides me.
Got it.
So look, I do me, you do you, and I do like you, Gary.
I mean, I think you're a good person.
So, Gary's like, well, I'm sitting in a hot tub, but it's pretty lady, and I don't know how to do it.
Right, me, it's awesome.
So, I'm not having sex with you.
Because you can look at it.
You wanna fuck, she goes, you wanna fuck,
you go, you wanna fuck.
We're not having sex, so I probably should.
I should say no to this.
Well, I know I'm sorry, he goes, he goes, I'm not gonna say no to having sex. So I probably should I should say notice I'm sorry because I'm not gonna say no to having sex, but I probably should
so now Daisy and Sydney come out and
Daisy and Ali come out and Sydney's like Daisy did you bring me a top and
Ali sees her topless and she's like cool and is she in the top please?
She sees her topless and she's like cool and is she in the topless
My titties are out and Daisy runs up to them. She's like me. It's in our toilet. They got a topless I swear to God all I told her to do it
So I don't want you to think that in any way this is Sydney's focus. I told her to
a la a told a la a told a
Was Alice like can we be in reality, please?
I had sex what, two weeks ago.
I'm like, well, you didn't, and then he's like,
well, that's why I feel bad about it
because I didn't think about, I don't think about Taylor.
So, all I have promised you,
what's weird when it happened?
And so my hot tub, Sydney's like, oh my God,
and she's like, I'm mad at me
and I don't have mine top on. Yeah, she thinks I got heven to the hot tub and got's like, oh my god, and she like a mad at me and the light out my top on
Yeah, she thinks I've got even to the hot tub and got you to take off your top. This is gray. This is gray
I promise you I promise you I wasn't weird when you saw the situation
Three of us were in the hot tub and I said I'm gonna get the other two and you have to believe me
Like it's not weird, I'll air and calling goes yeah, it is kind of weird and now he's like
Thank you. You know what that said I'm gonna talk to Gary. Gary coming
Maybe I'll choose your top
Plus it's like man, I won't record it. I don't want my leg. He's hold on really bit bit bit
So now Ali and Gary are talking down there me. We're important. It's for Sydney
It's just sitting there
and she's trying to have a sexy scene
and it's the most awkward thing ever.
And now she's just sitting there with boob fuzz on her.
Like when they're trying to cover out your food boobs
on the TV, you're all drawn all over
and she just looks all like sad and dejected with boob fuzz.
It's like, this is like the fan-fick little shop of horrors
where what would happen if Seymour didn't kill
the dentist. Like here it is, the dentist stepping out
on Audrey with someone else. So, um, so Allie and Gary are
talking, which is funny because Allie is the one who said, we
should just be friends. And now she's getting mad at
him. Although to be fair, she was like, let's be friends.
And then we can pick it up at the end of the season. So
yeah, like, it's like, why couldn't he, like, why couldn't he not flirt for just
one week? But at the same time, she also was like, I don't want to be with you for this
week. So they're both sort of don't have any good ground to stand on in this. They're
all wrong. And they're finding over a piece of shit fuck point.
Yeah, at this point I have no pity for anybody.
So she's like, all I've done is try to do the right thing, Gary.
And then I get up the end, you're in the hot tub, and she doesn't have a top on.
Get a fucking grip, Gary. You never land.
You have sex with her. You're humiliating her.
And he's like, bye-ee of them, you're gonna be like, yeah, I'm gonna be like, bye, bye, yeah, bye.
I'm gonna be like, oh, boy.
I'm doing this by the way, right in front,
Daniel's like FaceTime with her friend.
He's like doing it right on that FaceTime,
like her friend's just watching.
But by the way, this is exactly what Ali's problem is,
that she's like, I've tried to do the wrong thing.
That's her whole thing all season long,
is that she wants, she's doing these performative actions to show that
she's doing the right thing, but it's really not authentic to what she wants.
And so as a result, she's actually been very fake about this all, you know, like, oh,
like when she was saying, I just want to be respectful, I just want to be respectful.
And then she winds up making that with Gary right in front of Sydney a few weeks ago,
you know, like there's so much like, bakeryery and this also just goes to show that her talk
about like trying to the right thing is,
I just feel like it's, it's her trying to maintain
an image, perhaps with us as an audience.
Yeah, and he's like, well, if he was so pretty,
it's like I can't do anything.
She was on the opposite side of the hotel, that's it.
If you walk away right now, you have the biggest caliber in the,
and he does, it's like whatever. So he goes back to the hot tub and he's like, ah, now she's mad at me
They made me fee me and topless and Sydney's like actually it was daisies
Yes, and now Ali storms up to the hot tub, but just let me just say right now because I fucking told you Gary
I'm fucking be soft right now, and I'm not calm fucking hungry at once. I you and I fucking told you Gary I'm fucking be soft right now and I'm not calm fucking angry at once I am and I fucking told you that I like you and you're fucking
seeing your heart out fucking hopeless and I told you that I like you and I fucking you
for you to walk you off of me you deserve this you deserve this one I love it for you
fucking I love it I'm like whoa can someone just like like someone shake her please. No, no yelled at you when you were doing this.
It's so, so good.
And I don't even know where I stand with Sydney
because on the one hand, I feel like Sydney
is totally deserving of a petty moment like this.
Like she fell for this guy and then Allie did this whole thing
of like, no, we come first, but it was totally insincere
because then she went after Gary
and then they made out in front of Sydney
and it was like actually very crushing for her.
So I think she's like in times of this moment,
but then the flip side is that Sydney also,
like she fell for Gary, but she was also like,
it was also very, very clear
that it was never gonna go anywhere.
So like it was, she fell from,
but she was also kind of psychotic too.
So I just don't know where I stand, but I enjoy it.
Yeah, this show really is a journey.
The season has been a journey.
Because at first I was like,
well, you don't get to just claim the hottest guy.
Like, that's not how it works.
Where you're just like, oh, we both think he's cute.
He's mine now.
And now he's mine, because I made that with him. And it's gonna hurt my feelings if you do anything like you don't get to claim somebody
but then everything that's but then you know he he was an asshole oh god I don't know it's never
ending it's never fucking ending you're all wrong okay you're fighting over the wrong bone
basically you are so she's like fuck you too Sydney and so Sydney's like, fuck you too, Sydney. And so Sydney's like, well, you know what?
Emotions aren't really logical.
So like, I got it, but she could have had sympathy
for what I went through, but I don't feel like she did.
So fuck her.
And Ali's still yelling.
She's like, you feel the situation.
Now I feel like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Man.
Thank you.
Thank you for clarifying.
You don't have to just feel like one. You can embrace the fact that you are one. So
So and so Sydney is like girl. I'm just fucking and just oh good. I'm just fucking for once you talk to me on a one-on-one level
So like you do when you're always screaming at her in front of everybody
Like literally like like Ali you've really done a number that you've made us sympathize with Sydney here
I mean Sydney was really acting psycho for the first half of the season and now we're actually on her side a little bit
Like what's going on here?
Yeah, so this is like this is my fault
I was like I don't care if you tell that she didn't have to wear a top and service responsibility
to wear top.
Hey, that's just how it is.
Well, I need somebody to tell me to put on a top every time I leave the hair smell.
I know it's the world you put on the top.
Yeah.
And she's like, she's thinking that, like, Allie, it's things that Gary should have learned
his lesson by now.
Actually, I think Allie should have learned her lesson
by now, which is don't go after fuck boys
because this is where he wind up.
She keeps saying these things like,
oh, well, Gary fueled the situation.
I feel like the biggest idiot.
Oh, he did, but you should feel like an idiot
because you, you should, like you went after him in the first place.
After you said, it becomes your work.
Yeah, I just keep happening.
So now he gets her aside again.
He's like, Lee Sin, I tried to give you space.
And then you're mad because I'm not having you,
but you're the one who's not having me.
And I'm very confused.
And then he tells us because he rear again,
the person that's most at fault
is going to be the biggest victim every time.
So he's like, oh, not just going to sit here and let someone to grade me.
It hurts.
It really, really.
She really isn't degrading him.
But I mean, she is being, but I know she is being ridiculous, but like degrading.
No, he was perfectly like all over Sydney to piss her off for him to act like what how's it my fault
It was the whole night. It wasn't just that she doesn't have her top on my god
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So then the next morning, Glens on the Phone with Jack, the Teet Contract Jack.
Norma?
Well, the man Norma. How much time do you need man, Norma?
How much time do you need to fix this bowl?
Oh, you know, about seven weeks, you know, for the T you know,
if you come visit me in parma, we can just dock it for seven weeks.
And you know, I'll fix the T and the transom and you can, you know,
just walk around and have fun.
Mm hmm. So then, uh, Gary and Colin are talking and Gary is like, well you even are
waiting for the screaming. You should have heard his screaming. Fuck you. And all
next to Sydney, she doesn't have a top on. And you know what? I've never felt
like this in my whole life. Like I just want to vomit because I've treated
someone like this. Oh God, I need to stop drinking. You know, and then Ali is,
Ali is saying, oh, she's like,
I don't want to see Gary today.
And then Sidney is telling Gary
that he instigates situations and like,
and she says that like, was Gary,
was he all over me because he's supposed to Ali
or was he just being handsy,
it makes you question
your sanity after a while.
And I think that's actually a very fair point.
Not that anyone needs me to say if it's a fair point or not, but it is, I think it is
fair because she clearly has feelings for the guy and he is flirting with her just to
play some cruel intentions game with Ali.
And like I totally don't know the. She, because she clearly is not capable of parsing, you know, any of this.
Yeah.
So she's like, yeah, you know, it's just you, you make me question my sanity.
And he's like, I just feel so terrible.
I feel so terrible.
Oh, one of these things always have to happen to me.
Oh, I got into it again.
Just me passive Gary.
Yeah. So then Daisy is talking to Ali. She's like
Daisy he last night was like this isn't hurtful to tell I told her only I told her not to wear top
I told her not to wear top, or they now today she goes don't think for a second
She's not she don't think for a second that she's totally innocent in this
Yeah, Daisy Everybody's kind of totally's totally innocent in this. Yeah, Daisy.
Everybody's got a totally different mindset in the morning.
I love Daisy.
I feel like Daisy is a really good addition
to the below deck chiefs-do universe.
Because you have two.
I think she'll be like, they're regular now.
I think she should be, because she's kind of different, right?
Because you have Kate who is just like perfectly above the fray
and we'll just destroy you
with passive aggression.
You have Hannah who unfortunately is not in the universe
anymore, but Hannah was kind of like this like raging.
Just always at that sort of a messy raging head stew
who just hated all the guests and barely tolerated people
who were incompetent.
And then you have Daisy who is just kind of like this hilarious busy body, who just
an instigator busy body, but also seems to be on top of her shit.
So I think that she's a really good new addition to the franchise.
Yeah.
And Ali takes a stress poo because she's stressing out.
So that's how that thing is. Beats the scene heads.
So then cleaning, cleaning, bedmaking, housing,
Glenn polishes his head.
Which I don't know why I wrote that.
Oh yeah, Glenn was probably polishing his hair down on his head.
Yeah, and then we have a really important scene
with Natasha and the kitchen with JL.
And she's like, so how do you like your cookies?
Crunchy or chewy?
Because chewy.
Me too.
That's a great.
She's like, I hate crunchy.
Look, looking forward to your guest judge appearance on Nexus's top chef for both of you.
So then Danny is asking, Ali, or Ali's asking Danny how it's going with JL.
And she's like, well, he said he has feeling and he said he hasn't felt anything like this. And you know, he hasn't
felt anything like this since he dated several donuts. So that was, you know, poor guy.
Oh, but the timing is bad. Not cool. Not cool. So then yeah, the timing is bad of his
birth, basically. It was very bad timing gum being bored like that.
So then meanwhile Daisy's in the laundry room.
So if there's anyone who likes to gossip more than Daisy, it's Colin.
So he drops by and he's like, hey, anything juicy happened last night?
As juicy as that Tom went, oh, I'd say it's about two years ago when I was down in Panama
with my girlfriend and we were on a little adventure and just.
Oh yeah, show anyway, you know.
Jesus, he's like,
oh I have no fucking words, I have no fucking words.
It's so fucking twisted, I just want to talk to stop.
Where are you saying something?
Ugh, that's...
Ugh.
The most dramatic response, this stupidity of last night,
I have no fucking words, no words at all.
Like, did you see the Lusatania go down?
What are you talking about? I have no words. So... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of the shower. Wait, we should also mention because it seems like this will be a plot point for next week for anyone who's just watching Bloedeck sailing out through our recaps.
That Colin tells Daisy that Gary was planning to fuck Sydney just to get Ali's attention.
It feels like that's why she has no words. Yeah, that's why she has no words at all.
So Gary, Gary goes in and talk to Ali. He's like, hey, I just want to apologize from the
bottom of my heart. She's like cleaning a shower and sweating. It's like, we do this at
a better time, you know, she's doing. He's like, I'm so ashamed. So, so ashamed. I think
I'm probably like, and she's doing a classic Emma Thompson and a merchant ivory picture
where she's just like looking away, like so many words go unspoken so she's just looking she's like I just think it's strange that when
I've given you multiple conversations to have good conversation multiple opportunities
to have good conversations and like have the accliad but every time you've gone piece
off and stormed off this is Ali's new thing is why can't you have a normal conversation
why can't you just like that we're talking what I want why, can you have a normal conversation? Why can't we talk at what I want?
Why can't we have a normal conversation?
Because normally you're bringing up stupid shit.
Sorry.
Well, you're screaming and yelling usually.
But when also the multiple chances for conversations,
he has had them with you.
Your last normal conversation was you saying,
listen, I don't want to be together
because it's going to hurt Sydney's feelings.
So it's like he's having the conversations.
He just like runs off and then tries to fuck other people because he can't get it from
you.
I don't know what you're so shocked at.
I know.
So why are chasing after it?
Like why are you bothering being hurt, you know?
So he's like, you alright, I'll keep my distance.
And the wrong does we keep professional and remain friends.
Would you like to cuddle?
I mean, they're literally acting like it's, you know, Patrick Swayze,
and Jennifer Grainger dancing, you know, like it's like Q, she's like the wind
music playing, you know, while he goes off on a motorcycle to the other end of the boat.
It's just so dramatic over just some stupid fuckboyery. So then now it's time for a preference sheet meeting.
So the alleged next charter guests are Amanda Potter and Michelle Bard,
who are two boss babes from San Francisco who work in tech.
I believe that would qualify as chuggy if we go back to our chuggy conversation.
Apparently the doesn't matter.
So here's what they want.
They want an obstacle course with water toys.
They want a beach picnic.
They want a club night.
They want a bougie brunch.
They want, I think that's pretty much everything that they want.
Actually.
Yeah, I'm so happy.
It's like, I don't know what a bougie brunch is, but they want one of those.
We're gonna get one.
Yeah, it's funny that you guys know how to say bougie bunch is, but they want one of those. We're gonna get one.
So, then glad you guys know how to say bougie
when it's like a French word and he's French Canadian.
And he's like, what is that bougie?
bougie bougie bougie bougie bougie.
Now, all of what that is.
So then Glenn is talking to Gary.
He pulls him aside and he's like, am I in trouble?
No, you're not in trouble at all, buddy. You wanna cuddle? No, Gary, God. All right, Gary, he pulls him aside and he's like, am I in trouble? No, you're not in trouble at all, buddy.
You want to cuddle? No, Gary. God.
All right, Gary. Listen, I got to bring the boat to pyramas.
And I want to know if you want to stay on, like I like the way you run the deck.
I'm looking for someone long term, Gary.
And this is like the only long term relationship the Gary is okay with.
He's like, love to. I'm in.
You know, Gary, when I think about Parma, I think about him, Parma ham. And then when I think about him, I okay with you. I love to. I'm in. You know, Gary, when I think about Parma,
I think about him, Parma, him,
and then when I think about him,
I think about you.
I thought, when I do come along to Parma,
so you want to come along?
I don't know why we're getting these scenes
of glad asking Gary to come to Parma
and later on Natasha, as if we're going to get
some sort of spin off of like, Gary and Natasha go to Parma.
I'm like, okay, start a new thing now., started with below deck med last year, when the crossing member
when it's like, hey, the crossing.
The crossing.
He's like, I'm gonna do the crossing, but I don't know that I'm gonna turn around.
I'm gonna do the crossing.
I don't know that I'm ready to do the crossing.
Bollywood the crossing.
Bollywood the crossing.
Bollywood the crossing.
Bollywood the crossing.
Crossing Jordan.
Crossing, Bollywood. So, yeah, I'm also in, I'm also in,
I'm also in,
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and then that makes me question everything about your ability.
There is a difference.
There is a difference.
Well, and you know those great leaves,
great leaves until I got a sense that she was
yearning up to make another one of her classic Mediterranean breakfast,
which of course means,
Oh, and I actually want to get a pitch
as in those basket like us at that war.
Mm hmm. So then Danny and Alli are talking about Gary and Alli's like, Of course, means, an actual image has in those baskets like a Sodawer.
Mm-hmm.
So then Danny and Allie are talking about Gary and Allie's like,
Well, he did apologize.
And now I just don't know how to act,
because how do you start friendship from scratch when you're about to live anyway?
Ah!
See, Sydney actually did a Gary a favor, by the way, by getting topless because Allie's
whole thing is she wants to do what appears to be the right thing.
And so by Sydney being topless, it now gives Allie in her mind the right to go back to
the Gary because now she can say, well, Sydney didn't care about mine feelings, so I don't
have to care about Sydney's feelings anymore.
So she was doing the whole thing like she was pretending like she cared about Sydney's
feelings. And now, so now she's starting the process of rationalizing the fact that she just wants to go now,
bang, Gary, or maybe not Lauren, but get with Gary.
Gary.
So it's provision times. And Collin is like, you know, I'd like to call a group meeting because I think it's very important to all finish the season on high.
So heads of state, here we all are. I just wanted to tell you the last time I had a meeting like this was with the absolute love of my life.
I think this is what I was doing.
The other two were doing this. I love that right here. We got Tara. We got me. We got. I love that we're here. We got Dara, we got me, we got Natasha.
Just that we have us.
That's a lovely time.
Thank you for coming.
Is there anything you want from me, Colin?
He's like, here's what I want to know.
Natasha, if I'm not, you see Chef, a drunky dishes,
are you going to be able to handle this?
And she's like, what?
Yes, come on.
I'm not going to be doing 10 course meals.
Daisy and I are in a better
place after communicating so well aren't we Daisy? Daisy's just like oh, how she doesn't see
all those parts of me saying this bitch can't handle it. The bitch can't handle it. From five minutes
again. I would say that we're we're 95% better, 5% missing petas. Doesn't even make sense. I apologize, everyone.
Well, I'm kicking myself in the foot for not stopping one of these
earlier. I think as if it was like the most difficult thing to ever do,
to say, can we also down for about five minutes, thanks.
So Danny is down dancing while she's doing dishes and she's like,
I can't wait to leave this charter. I cannot wait to lead the ball. And glamps behind her and he just goes,
oh, she's like, I love you, but not I'm selling boats. No, I like boats that
don't crash into docks. He's like, oh, so then I like boats where only adults
are allowed to work there and not anyone other-thirty. Alright.
So now, they're like, okay, now it's time to line up so they're all line up with their champagne
and then Glenn goes, okay guys,
this one's gonna be the best one yet,
probably no crashing, okay, everyone line up.
So they line up and they're sitting there
and now it's like, where the gas is like five minutes late,
then 10 minutes, then 15 minutes late. And I think it was Allie who was standing there with a it's like, where the guests? It's like five minutes late, then 10 minutes, then 15 minutes late.
And I think it was Allie who was standing there with a tray of champagne
plates, whereas thinking that's actually very difficult to hold a tray of champagne
plates for 15 minutes.
I don't know how she did it, but still not a guest inside, even after 25 minutes.
But guess what?
Norma calls.
Hi, this is Captain Glenn.
Norma, what do you, what do you got to tell me? Norma's like listen here. There's bad news
There's good news mostly bad. Maybe some good. Let's start with the bad. That's worse than the good
With how to not great, but it's also good
Let's see I want to put a positive spin on the bad news and actual literal positive positive spin all the guests are positive for COVID
Okay, but that's that's it's positive news bad news and actual literal positive positive spin. All the guests are positive for COVID.
Okay, but that's that's it's positive news, but unfortunately it's also bad news. So, but we're
going to look for a backup group. So that's exciting. Get ready for the queen of her side.
Okay, we got the queen of her side is actually in our garage right now. We're just waiting
to see if she wants another chance. Well, we've been standing outside the McDonald's in downtown split with some brochures
asking if anyone wants to go on a yacht for a day. So, you know, get excited.
How soon? Like tomorrow. So he's like, all right, well, back to work. You know,
cleaning all those toilets that I guess we're already kind of clean. Right, guys? Those
were all coming already. Right, guys? And so we could see the water melon.
Does anyone see my watermelon?
The apparently it was like a very mushy watermelon
down in the bilge, which was disgusting if you ask me.
Luckily we didn't really have to look at it,
but it was like moldy and exploded on them.
Oh, is that the thing that Ali's like,
oh my God, I'm gonna die!
Yes, yes, there was, it was,
because apparently it was like mushy
and then they had to slide into a bag and it got onto Ali and it was like, I actually, it was, because apparently it was like mushy and then they had to slide into a bag
and it got onto Ali and,
it was like, I actually think it was genuinely horrifying.
Because I think we've all been around.
We've all pulled out a mushy, vegetable or fruit.
Oh yeah, and it's just like the worst experience
every single time.
When I feel like watermelon's always promising you
that it's gonna last forever,
like it just has that look about it,
but it's not. It's you that it's gonna last forever. Like it just has that look about it, but it's not.
It's tricky. It's a tricky fruit.
Tricky trick.
What's the same?
Yeah, what we were originally gonna call this podcast, tricky fruits.
So Glenn is asking Natasha.
Now his is big proposal to Natasha.
He's like Natasha, do you have a minute?
I would like to ask you if you would like I know I have the best buddy here
So yes, yes, I will come to parma with me
Oh, okay, I may have some crispy chocolate chip cookies
So she's gonna make the crossing as well and then
JL ask one if you can take Danny outia, I'll only tender ride for the date.
And then he goes to ask Daisy if he can make
the romantic Mike for Danny.
It's like a 10 minute montage.
Hey, I'm thinking about taking out the tender.
Do you mind if I do that Daisy?
Yeah, sure.
Hey, I'm thinking about taking out the tender.
Is that okay Natasha?
Yeah, sure.
Hey, I'm thinking about taking out the tender.
Is that okay Queen of Versailles?
Sure, thanks for face timing
Butterflies
It was like
If you got time to bleep you got time to sweep
to bleep you got time to sleep
So then so then so he tells Danny so Danny Danny changes it was around this time I started to fall sick
I'm not gonna lie
I did start to fall asleep during this time and I feel okay about it and I had to kind of like
Walk around to wake myself back up again. So everything gets a little hazy in here, but it feels okay
So now they go on their date and
They're having this romantic tender ride and relationship talk, which is always so awkward because
Danny just keeps talking about herself like she's 97 years old
It's like I only have two weeks left on this world
So please please find someone else please. I hope that you are happy in the future
So down Gina Rowlands, so then it's all romantic and she's like, I hope that you do find your first love.
She's like, jeez, yes, with the girl your own age.
She's like, but I want to be with you.
It was like very fatal as I feel like or I don't know if that's the right word, but it was just like, no, now I have to leave you.
But also while they're, you know, puttering away on the tender,
Allie's looking at them and goes,
you know, if Sidney was never in the picture, Gary,
you know, I would probably be the ones
going off of the 10 day in the sunset.
And, you know, we had something special
and it doesn't go away overnight.
You had nothing special.
You have a vagina and he's horny.
That was the, that's the extent of it.
Stop trying to act like you,
like you had this great romance
That was robbed from you and if you really liked him you would just be like I'm sorry Sydney
I'm breaking girl could I have to because I really like him and I'm going forward. I
Actually wish they had been the couple on the tender just so we could see Sydney swimming behind them like just to enlabs don't mind me
Get with some laps here.
So, um, um, Martina, who's Martina?
What are they like Martina?
This is where I'm going to go.
But Gary and Ali have their moment where they, they, uh, sit in their spot and
Gary's like, this is where I wanted to set up all romantic evening.
So why are you down on me girl?
Why are you so down on me?
You know what happened? I think the world is full of the years. We don't need the e2
it here. You know in any relationship there's going to be problems. You're saying we have
a relationship, you said relationship. Oh, there are a lot of problems and this is one of them.
And if you ask me this morning, if we'd be in this situation right now
I'd been like it the fuck out, but how it feels like a fresh start
Yeah, and she's like, you know, I just made from Gary to feel I make to feel like we're in it together
And now I do and I see you in a different light.
This is off of literally nothing. Just based off of the fact that she realized
that she only has a few days left so she's like, why am I doing this? So they start to kiss
and she goes, ah, tastes like bitches, kind of good. I'm like, it's like thank you.
I'm making you know, welcome to the rest of your life. You're making out with bar rot. Yeah, exactly. By the way, Martina
It's appropriate that we both forgot who Martina is because that's Collins girlfriend and he was talking to her on
This is their conversation. Oh, how are you good in you very good?
By the way, the ladies that came to see Marty, the dog, before we took him to hospital,
they found a dog that'd be happy to give it to us.
He's like, maybe.
And that's all they give us.
That's all they give us.
And even the producers are like, let's move on to someone else.
So then Jean-Luc back was Jean-Luc and Danny.
He's like, I just want to thank you, Danny.
You've been there for me every step of the way through what?
Yeah, traumatic, your traumatic rope tying lessons.
Like what are we talking about here?
Was this in you training to become a boxer and a million dollar baby?
What like what are you talking about?
It's been there for you every step of the way.
Like, oh, is it the journey from moving from a smaller bed to a larger bed?
I just don't understand.
That was hard.
Yeah, that was hard. Yeah, that was hard.
And she's like, you know, you make me feel like
the most amazing person in the world,
but I just don't see how this can work, you know?
And that's what you get.
When you get with a 30 plus woman,
there's no time to waste.
My brain is eat up my arm.
It fell.
It fell on.
All right.
I'm going to die.
I'll just carry my arm here for the rest of this date.
I don't want to be a downer.
Well, it's official.
I've been accepted into shady pines.
What can I say?
Our time is over.
My goodness.
So she's like, I just don't see how it can work.
And he's like, um, but if we make each other happy,
then that's enough, isn't it?
It's like, but I want the best for you, but why can't it be you?
I want to have babies.
I want to get married and you want to do that.
So then let's have sex and I'd enough I get pregnant.
That's God's will. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let's just do it. So like, oh, you need a relationship. And he's like, sometimes people need a leap of faith.
Okay.
Yeah, he's just probably excited because it's like the first girl who hasn't been fully grossed out by a statue's so Colin
Yeah, and by the way, they're so they're back on the boat now at this like
Setup that Sydney and Allie made together. This like romantic setup and everyone's just watching them because I guess it's just
This is what happens when there's a global lockdown. You can't go out and do things. You
have to just sit and watch jail and Danny make out because they make out and they really,
really make out. And then we there's like just some funny stuff that you know Colin tries
to use the guest head and days like, don't even think about it. Whoever you are get off this vote stranger
He's like, oh, I actually work on here. Sure you do sure you do
Yeah, and then Danny and JL go to fucking the guest cabin or her cabin, I guess
So he just like listen to fucking sounds for a while and Glenn's like well, I think I'm going to bed
so he does and
Jean-Luc is like this bed is too small for me, babe.
She's like, okay, I will come to bed with you. And she actually walks in to Captain
Glen's room. And it's like, oh, good night. He's like, wow, that bro really a fire cracker.
So she also says, I love you to him. And he says says I love you to while they're having sex.
So it's the morning and Danny is thinking Sydney for setting up the date for them and everything and says that she says that oh my oh my god
I said I love you. Can you imagine someone as old as me saying that they love you to someone as young and little as JL?
I can't believe it. And then it's just the police are going to come arrest me.
I feel like Mary Kate LaTorno.
So, RIP.
So, a lady, this giant yacht, Moore's next door called the lady Michelle,
named of course after the third member of Destiny's Child.
And it parks next door.
And then Carter, also known as Norma, almost three of the five letters of Norma, calls
up and he's got Charter News for Captain Glenn.
Yeah.
And he's like, all right, guys, I got news.
Charter starts in an hour.
Charter management for Motor Yacht Lady Michelle has graciously paid for a 24 hour charter for their crew
And everyone's like no
This is the lowest part of my car
I'm like you guys need to relax because there's only three weeks ago that you guys were on a yacht for your day off
So like relax
on a yacht for your day off so like relax
Yeah, and they're all upset because they're gonna make their life a living hell because they're all yachties and
Glendz like come on guys yachties are people
Yoddies are people
Who they are doesn't matter to us our job is to give them the best service okay? So everyone get that donkey dip rising up because we're gonna sell them all right
So now that they're cleaning and cleaning again, and they're all just they're so mad and Cindy goes I'm definitely not writing a song for these people
Thank you, I'm glad
And Daisy says they better be hot
Which I think is fair
Never be hot. Which I think is fair.
So everyone's preparing an Natasha.
It's like, I'm just going to make a three-course meal.
And Danny is saying how basically people on motor yachts look down on selling yacht people
because they think of the guys on selling yachts as just having long hair and tattoos
and be like, yeah, man, what's up?
And then she's like, but then again, based on this crew, they actually actually might be right and then it cuts to Gary like I'm farting yeah he just
looks at it apart and then they line up and it's like here they come other yaddies from the boat next door what will happen. Done, done, done nice, relaxed episode for you guys.
Yeah, I'm sure, uh, I'm sure no one's here
will be sticking up on the back of their neck.
So, um, uh, until then, you guys stay safe and sound,
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Erica, 500 days of summers!
We will, we will, Joanna Rockland, you.
The incredible edible Matthewsisters.
Don't get salty with Christine Pepper.
Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender.
My favorite Merto, Karen McMurto.
No one makes us feel well like Megan Capsiwell.
Mina Kutikutikouji.
Give him hell, Miss Noelle.
Sarah Greenwood, she only uses her power for good.
We're a fan of Michael Lamb.
Can't have a meal without the Emily sides.
Shannon, out of a cannon Anthony.
Let's get Racy with Miss Stacy.
Let's take off with Tamela Plane.
She ain't no shrinking violet.
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