Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckSailing: I Pita The Fool

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being the only one on the boat with morals. Plus, Sydney wears a ballgown, and Daisy gets drunk. Cheers!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast battle that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me is the one and only Ronnie Caram, what's going on Ronnie, how are you doing? Well hi, Ben, how are you? Well, I'm not feeling great because I'm still

waiting for you to pay for the paternity test and I'm like sitting here just like when you're gonna do that Ronnie. Man, if I ever had your baby I would be so proud and be like it's bands It's bands baby You would want to be part of that baby's life every single day of its life, wouldn't you? Wow wedding episode below deck reunion Yeah, we're gonna be covering it all it's you, you know, we're gonna get into it. I thought personally the first, the first half of this, oh, before I even say this, I just want to point out in case you didn't hear our bonus episode this week is going to be mayor of Easttown,

Big Breakdown. So if you're a big mayor of Easttown fan, go check out our bonus episode patreon.com slash watch where crap ends. We're gonna have a lot of fun with it now for below deck Below deck selling out to part reunion. I personally thought the first hour of this was like it was like fine It was just the typical below deck reunion where everyone's sort of just being polite That's like little jokes about oh the the doc and the pita But the second hour I was like ooh second hour things got really good Yeah, the second hour of things get you know more heated but I loved the second hour, I was like, ooh, second hour things got really good. Yeah, the second hour things get, you know, more heated, but I've loved the first hour. I mean, I especially thought for, yeah, I did.

I thought, especially for a below deck reunion, because normally, you know, they're people in service. We said this a million times if you've heard reunion recaps here, but usually it's, it's service. So it's like you did something wrong. I'm very sorry. Can I get you a tiramisu? You know, what can I do to let you know have sorai?

It's very rare that you get really good fights and stuff on these reunions. Not smart to say that it's never happened, but usually people back down pretty easy. And that's why it's hard to have a reunion for a below deck, you know? But this one, I just, first of all, Daisy just gets a drunker and drunker and drunker as a customer, which was hilarious.

Gary is such a pig. And he's just like so charming about it. Everyone still loves him. By the end. It's crazy. And he's such a piece of crap. But I love, I mean, this will always get down in history to me for the great PETA fight. I thought it was amazing. I thought the evidence coming out was amazing. So, you know, I could have cried for that. I loved the Peter fight. So let's get into it. Hey, after navigating strong winds,

a whirlwind of headstrong charter guests, the Par civil three crew has officially made it back to poor. Hope everyone has a strong drink, because we are diving into everything that went down this season specifically Danny going down on JL. Another big note is that P3 stands for Parsifal 3. Duh, duh, I don't know. We didn't realize that.

We got a lot of comments about that. It's always so funny. I feel like every episode, whenever we can't remember what something is for I'm always like guys. I'm almost like Ronnie. I have to look this up. Otherwise everyone is going to be messaging us all week long And here I thought we did a pretty good. I was like, yeah, think you know, we made the episode all right and then all week long P3 is part of all three. I was like damn it Damn it. We should have known that And that's one that's gonna come back for years to come. Like in two years, almost gonna listen to that episode,

randomly and be like, Oh, yes. Guys, that's good for personal treat. I know. I know it well. That's why I was like, that's why I always, I try to look up every, anytime we have a question,

I try to look it up on the spot because it, it, these things haunt us for years and years. People come on to the podcast and then they listen to back episodes and it's gonna happen. We're gonna get that B3 email or message for the rest of our lives. Yep, so here we go, Gary, where are you?

And he's in Palma, right? Is he in Palma? Yeah, Palma. He's in Palma, which is the land of Pisto. And it's just, of course, he's in a land, you know This famous for a sauce made out of a net, you know Of course he is. Yeah, so he's in no, I'm sorry Gary is in Genoa Italy Oh, Genoa and a best show, but seems like everyone else is in is in Palma because it's like hey captain gland

Where are you? Oh when I'm in Palma great daisy you looking fresh face. Where are you? I'm in Palma because it's like, hey Captain Glenn, where are you? Oh, when I'm in Palma, great. Daisy, you looking fresh face, where are you? I'm in Palma. Okay. And Natasha, well, then it's like Natasha, where are you? Maryland. Okay. Well, that is exciting.

Are we finding out who stayed on his cast? Do you think that this is dirty shooting? I mean, I'm guessing the third shooting. I can't think so because Sydney Sydney was Sydney Daisy and Glenn were all in Spain. So I thought that was a little peculiar and what appeared to be the same hotel. Yeah. So Colin had to travel. That was apartment. Glenn was in his apartment. Sorry. Yeah. And Colin had to travel an hour and a half out of the jungle for why forFi, for decent Wi-Fi. He was quite crazy. He was like, It was a crazy journey.

I had to get into a car and you should see the roads they have here in Panama. The potholes, I spent all that time thinking about me and my kids. All right, so we're missing JL, but JL is currently on charter and can't join us, but don't worry, I have a feeling it's just slight chafing. Ma! We have to talk a little bit about how some of these people are addressed. Don't worry, I have a feeling it's just slight chafing. Maaah!

We have to talk a little bit about how some of these people are addressed. And by some, I mean, basically Sydney and Allie. Okay, first, Sydney is dressed like she is auditioning for Real Housewives of Orange County. And then Allie, I don't even know what's going on with Allie's look. She has this giant necklace that I think says Chanel, she's super tanned up, she's sort of doing this Catherine Dennis meets Hillary Duff meets. I don't know why, but like Ali's look was so crazy to me.

I thought Sydney's was the worst because I'm actually felt Sydney, felt for Sydney during this because you know, Sydney may have been kind of a jackass, but she wasn't really mean on the show. She wasn't like a villain, I don't think. I mean, you know, she had her issues or what, and don't hold any of my passwords against me right now, but she was like annoying, but fine, but man, she's taking a lot of shit online, and she just looks like she's been sobbing she is sobbing and she will continue to sob. She's dressed in this like ball guys like this prom dress ball down type thing that looks like she just got dumped at prom. I mean she's got a miserable face. It was like the tea cup and and its mom were like actually we don't

think you're good for the beast, sorry. Yes, or yeah, like Cinderella, like, you know, the prince didn't choose her. He's like, you're, she didn't fit. Actually, the she did not fit your foot, so. Sorry. Or like the shoe fit your foot, but I realize I think I should judge

my girlfriends by more than her shoe size. So I'm sorry, it's not gonna work out between us. Yeah, class shoes were a stupid choice. I don't want to marry somebody like you. Bye. She definitely, definitely looked like she'd been through the ringer. I did not understand why she was wearing that ball gown. And why did she, maybe she found it in Palma or did she bring it to Palma? I didn't understand any of that. But listen, it's not her fault that she was the fittest girl on board. And you know,

she's, she's taken a lot of heat and the support thing looks like. She just, as you said, she looked exhausted. She just looks exhausted and really like she's been sobbing. And then we've got Gary, who's like, I guess the villain. And so Gary is just using what he has to win people over, which is just his hair. It's just his long hair. That's really a whole people need, I guess, because he just keeps taking his hair up,

putting it down, doing like a panting commercial, shaking his head around, have his hair, hit his face. Getting loose hairs in whatever bowls of pesto are nearby. So, but honestly, I thought Ali looked crazy if we had to really I mean Sydney looked crazy But I thought Ali looked crazy I just did not know what was going on with that whole look But you know it as long as she feels good then that's all that matters right so So we get into the questions. Hey, Glenn are you still single? Well Andy?

I'm not married, but I'm not celibate Let me put it to you that way. I've been fucking Norma. I've been fucking Norma. Whoa, that's an overshare Donkey Dixfink getting a lot of action Andy and Andy's like, so does it go down your DMs of it I would imagine is going down in your DMs and he's like, yeah, yeah, to yums, pictures, I love it. I love it. By the way, we should mention that Glenn spends the entire reunion acting like us just sitting there laughing at what he's watching. He's like, they just keep cutting

to him just like cracking up. Like, Glenn, you know you're on this, right? You know you're on this show. Yeah. Well, Danny, I'll be confirmed that I watch what happens live with YouTube hooked up. So who's the better

kill for is it? I'll be or is it J.O. And she's like, well definitely I'll be best mentally. No. Yeah. Hey Glenn. Glenn. Hey, you think the crew should get tested for STD's, huh? He's like, oh maybe That was a good one. It was a cool. Maybe next season Andy. Oh, man. That was a good one Well, I have to say it was fun watching you because you were all actually next to one crew Which is insane for this show. I mean you were actually good at your jobs. So Glenn Oh, what do you think about that person who crashed the boat? Great. You're actually on it right now. What what are you saying? I'm just in my apartment. I can't be on a TV show We're filming you right now Glenn. Oh

Well, Daisy America from America says you have your real bitch bitch and get everybody about that. America for us actually called in. Once ugly, Betty wants to know what you think about everyone saying you're such a bitch for asking people for help. And then we see the fights about DCP. I'm like, oh oh, I know you're gonna make me out to be the real bitch Drop man for one little help here. Yeah, and Gary's like I just want to know is it's not that I didn't want to help but when you're working a 17 hour day non-stop

And just trying to get a little cuddle here and there is it's to get that motivation to help after a nice 15 hour dance Very hard to get that motivation to help after a niss-efty-no-a-day, it's very hard to find that motivation. And didn't Taisie say something about him smoking 16 cigarettes or something? Well, it became this very strange art because they're talking about like, you know, she's like, it's not the day I thought you were lazy, I didn't say you're lazy, I was crazy to watch I did, but let me tell you something, the interpretation was more like, Oh, it's in tears, not my job, it's your job. Ha! You know, I know that you worked 17 hours.

But you did a lot of down time during those hours, and that's okay, that's okay. But you took cigarette breaks, and you had, well, if you have three to four cigarettes on your cigarette breaks, and then you have three to four cigarette breaks, what's three to four, ton three to four? It's, it's nine to ten times three to four It's it's nine to try down to sixteen cigarettes guys not before which is still less than twenty-two What I have said this entire time twenty-pitas. No, that's a wrong man

Different man So it turns to Sydney Sydney A birth of from Beatrice, well, you know Did you throw Gary under the bus for drama by telling Daisy that Gary instructed you not to help her? And Sydney's like, um, no, I mean, look, I was like told not to help. Like I totally didn't do that on purpose. And like if I made it sound like that, it's only because like when you're the fittest

one in the group, like chopper your people tend to be jealous of you So I mean, I guess I'm sorry All right, let's do some more number talk. Okay. I say this after 11 o'clock you cannot be awake that long without giving a cuddle Legally you have to be asleep or cuddling Okay, and I cannot have you not cuddling after 11 and also during dishes. Does it make sense to everyone? Well, I was lined up when he said that but watching it over he didn't say don't help You know and people are allowed to take breaks so you're right about that Gary You're right about that one. He's like, yeah, I agree

But if I'm terrible work ethic, I wouldn't last long on boats and here I am But if I had terrible work ethic, I wouldn't last long on boats and here I am. You know, we're a team and you know, I've learned that. But at the end of the day you get nothing for nothing. When you worked your shift, you can't still work 24 hours later. You know what I was doing. I would look at that for Sydney. Or I said, Sydney, I've got your best interest in heart. Alright, let's cut the Glenn. Let's see what Glenn's thinking. Oh god, that's good, I mean. Let's see what Glenn's thinking

So then Daisy does oh by wait what Daisy does this entire reunion says Hi, I agree. Hi, I agree exactly with what you're saying But now let's me say something that's the exact opposite of what you're saying She does. She does, or she'll come at you straight away and then go, Oh no, I agree, Carrie. She especially doesn't with Carrie, which is so funny.

So she's like, well, I knew you were a seasoned yachtier and we agreed a lot and it was confusing and watching the show. It's obvious where there was misinformation Sydney did me, but you also clearly hated me, Gary and thought I was a giant bitch And I don't put words in my mouth. I live because you are bitch No, no, I said you may have acted bitchy. Oh, you know, you know if I ever called you bitch my mom

What you've given me the backhand because that's what I am my mother's boy at the end of the day I'm just a nice big dude mother's boy classic fuck boy commentary. I love my mom Hey, oh my mom's like my best friend, so I'm work progress Social yes, I love that carls are go to like anytime we need like we need support for like fuck boy theories we always just do carl voice and to prove how like Right we are like yeah, cuz he really does not every one of those paths Yeah So Andy's like so when did he call you bitchy exactly? Well, we were gonna do all you know some people deserve pillows some women to serve it

But not Daisy on on and in all it went, Andy. You know, not giving someone pillows, that's not saying the C words. Basically, Andy. Yeah, I didn't understand how pillows got involved into it. She kept saying like, Suzy said, I'm talking about the pillows. It's like, what are you talking about, Pillows? What are the pillows?

Because there was that one little clip where he's like, oh, you know, we should give everybody a pillow. Except for Daisy. Whoa. Like, you kept making we should give everybody a pillow except for Daisy Like you kept making snipe little comments like that and Gary's like this is stupid I never called you a bitch being bitchy and being a bitch is different all right and This is what it boils down to you know Basically, he's just boasting and Daisy's like, well it wasn't easy. What's in the way you spoke about me?

You have a heart to about me. Torch me job, towards me, and as a woman. And you know what, Gary, I like you very much and I respect you. Okay, really, Daisy. Like Daisy didn't talk shit about Gary this whole time, too. I totally agree with what you're saying that I was acting bitchy. And I wasn't a bitch. But that's being said, good what you're saying that I was acting bitchy and I wasn't a bitch, but that's being said, you're no right to say I was acting bitchy because I was not

acting bitchy, but I totally agree that I was acting bitchy. It's like what? What? Well I'm sorry, you acted that, you felt that way, but I might have missed those episodes where I said that because I never thought I was derogatory towards anyone and I apologize and she's like, what? Come on Gary? You literally would that's me the last episode like this and this and taste it out

You went up me I wasn't even around and you said every woman deserves Everything aside from Dazor and that makes me feel smotched that's how that makes me feel smotting Gary So I know how hard it is for me now. I walk into a bed bath and beyond it. I don't have pillows because you said I don't deserve one. How could I say that? Well, they say she was busy or not, Gary. He's like, well, if it's on TV, I must have, but I don't see myself saying something like that.

And I need to watch the episodes and be, well, I have a feeling we're about to roll the clip, right? We're gonna do it. All right. No. Oh. And then we're gonna show the clip of him. Yeah, basically sit talking her, but I don't think he ever says she's bitchy or a bit.

She just is like giving her a lot of shit, you know? Yeah. And so then, well, this is the first below dexies and everyone got along with the chiefs. Still, wow. And Ali, who really has not said anything, she doesn't say anything really the first hour until like the very end, she's like,

well, I always felt like no matter what was going on, I was going to get it right because I had Daisy's support as she took the time to teach me things the way they need to be done. Because I cared about doing the right thing. I was the only one that cared about doing the right thing on the boat. That's me, I just cared about doing the right thing. You know, as the person has only been passing with morals on this boat. I just like to say, I feel for Daisy.

As the only person who wouldn't murder someone cuz I can't But more those days he was great. Yeah, she's great. Andy. She's really great You know what I you know what I want to say. I love watching Daisy. She is great. I mean oh god she's funny. Daisy is some Daisy clips. God, I love her on this show. She's great. Daisy, I think your laptop fell on the floor. Are you? And she's going for another bottle of wine. Okay. So. So then they cut to a gland and he's just like, Daisy's amazing. Oh, God. Oh, Oh, there is.

Glenn Daniel from Delaware, once in wants to know why are you so relaxed? I get crazy. You're so much more relaxed than the other captains. He's like, well, you know, this is Nihandi. You see him party on a boat, which was hilarious. Great TV. DVR is still on my DVR. And you know what?

They just can't leave the boat and so what normally you see people act like a bunch of drunk it is off the boat but since we couldn't be off the boat we were doing it on the boat which was whole areas gotta say. Hey Andy we just let me know when we're starting the reunion okay thanks so much. Yeah we had to socialize on the boat and the boaters are home you know you're most loose when you're at home which is what I would like to you know tell my girlfriend I would say god I love you you're beautiful your eyes are gorgeous all right anyway so big news today I found a coupon today for time bombots. Okay. What were we talking about?

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And then Natasha saying Daisy is such a bitch. Now there's someone who called you a bitch. Yeah, it's like flat out. Or I said, she was acting, bitch. So then, hey, so who is Natasha? Who is the worst guest and why? I think we all know the answer to it. Who's Barry?

Yep, there we go. Barry. So Natasha is coming out this from the the below deck reunion playbook. Every time she's confronted almost every time she's like, well, you know, I've learned, I've definitely learned, you know, I fuck up like most of us fucked up and I did fuck up. And so Andy's like, okay, well, she's talking about the eggs, right? Because he's like, who's your chef?

Have you learned the difference between different kinds of eggs? Style. And so she's like, yeah, I take credit for that. And he goes, and how many pizzas did you make? So this is her big defense. She goes, well, actually, there were 20 pizzas. And Daisy may not agree, but I have photos of the date

on my iPhone because my ex boyfriend at that time I sent photos to him and then he sent me photos back with a timestamp and it proves that I made 20 21 or 22 Pita Sandy. I mean that many I made 20 or 22 or five. That's how many I may All right, can we see that photo? Okay. Cameron Westcott, I'm asking for the photo about Peter's not whatever you're about to send me from your binder. Okay. Thank you. So, um, so then, so they,

they send us photo and then, uh, days, he's like, you know what, if there were 20 pages fine, I'll put my hands up. Natasha and I are friends even though she lies about peatas. And a strong part of me believes that maybe there were 14, maybe 10, maybe 3, I don't know, but there weren't 20pitas, maybe if you cut them in half, I'll then cut them in half again, and one more time, then you'd maybe have 20pitas of beta. Well, that's what we just got for those of the peatas. Let's take a look at the photo. Put it up on the screen and

There's mine. Okay anybody with eyes can count nine penis Inline pizza Natasha goes check it properly and he's like oh They were starting it in the control room and they are the people who put up the pictures for the very famous game of very famous game I watched what happens whose boobs are bigger so they're pretty good at their jobs, all right? Yes, so wait, I just got lost in here. I am like literally lightheaded from doing so much so much Daisy's a lot of young and a daisy

I'm like literally like, am I going to pass out in my chair right now? I just almost had a panic attack. I was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. This is a lot of yelling. So she's saying check it properly. Stop it by the way. And you're worth it to pass out over this.

And he's like, well, they've been studying it and it talks to us, well, it's more than nine, I'm sure. And daisy, did that picture close the issue? And she's like, oh, I'm just having a laugh and because Absolutely not. I need a date. I need the Peters which date the Peters are on. I love Natasha But it's stuck in her off, but she made that breakfast multiple times and then she would know and he's like Yeah, but you could take Peters from any other day and say they were from that day as well She goes, yes, someone with half a brain

could make a pick a pick a pizza, San De. I love the conspiracy that emerged from this Pita photo. That this was actually a photo from a different day. It was a photo of a different day and yet still not a conclusive photo. That like Natasha has taken it to that point. And Glenn's loving it. And he's like, it's Photoshopped Andy.

It's Photoshopped. And they're just yelling about Pete as a man. He's like, well, I'm sure Colin is glad he drove an hour and a half for this. Not Colin. Actually, I was because you know what, it gave me some time to think about my girlfriend. I don't know if you saw her. I have more to propose of the pizza breads. Yes, this was a specific day with specific pitas.

And it's okay, Nitesha. It's okay. There wasn't 20 petas. There wasn't 20 petas, there wasn't! Okay, Colin goes, this not even 20p this in the photo. What are we all queuing about? So, Natasha, why can't you admit when you make mistakes? And you know, watching it back, I didn't realize how defensive I get. You know, Daisy is kind of aggressive, so whenever she gives it to me, I give it back to her and I'm sorry Daisy I'm sorry you're so aggressive and as Gary said a little bit bitchy in the way that you act and you know I'm like you know but now I'm in a good place and so you know I was welcome a lot of times again

because of Daisy behavior wow very cool that's what he says when he's out. When he's zone that he goes, very good, I love that. Yeah. He's just doing that head nod where his head's moving forwards and backwards so set up and down and this time it's kind of sticking out. Like, I love that. That's, yeah, that's, he also I think says that when there's a producer

and his earpiece being like, okay Andy, move it along. I need you to ask about something else. He's like, uh, okay. Yeah, it's very hard. It's hard for him to do this because people just say they're sorry and move on. He's like, okay, well, I don't know what to do. I don't love that.

I love that. All right, Glenn, what was your reaction about Natasha dropping the ball and then lying? I mean, for example, she said five courses, and then it was street courses. You know she brought us big I can't see machine. She thought scrambled eggs were over really eggs. I mean could you have stepped in? Listen you know it's like I said like a doc I only saw it after the fact okay and you know what it's kind of hard to step in you know you know I love I love

Natasha's food and you know I gave a a lot of weight, a lot of weight over the season. I mean, she's a great chef. Oh, oh, this is funny. This is too bad. We're wasting all the stuff before the reunion starts, you know, Andy? Well, these girls, Andy, they started drinking a lot. And so I said no to the five courses because I was prepared when they said they were hungry and that's it You know, I would they said there were basically she's like they said they wanted more food I had it prepared I just didn't want to give it to them because they were drunk and it was like wait

You were punishing them for being drunk during the mentally would have starved a death years ago That's a lot And she goes, well, you know know you never know me when I'm drunk I just don't eat a lot he goes really me I eat like two meals when I'm drunk right anyone hey daisy you blame the bad tip on berries from from berries from berry on Natasha do you still stand by that same inch because well you know I go back and forth I I go back from, sometimes I think, it's a collective thing. And then sometimes I think, oh, we're a team, how many dropped the ball, and, you know, but then I think, no, it was Natasha's fault. And so when I say I go back and forth, I go back and forth between saying, it was Natasha's fault versus, it

was Natasha's fault. You know, I would like to add, Andy, You're so right, Andy. And what she said, I completely agree with you. All right, I'm gonna get someone Andy. Okay, everyone raise your hand. If you think Natasha's to blame, I want to get someone mad at someone. So much, I, okay, D.C.'s raising your hand. Oh wait, no, it wasn't her hand. It's just a bottle of slits, apparently. Oh, and there's No, it wasn't her hand. It's just a bottle of schlitz apparently. Oh, and there's Gara is raising two hand. Nope. It's just a bowl of pesto And I think that one was a team effort and my I say really hilarious team effort on television love the show keep it up guys And Cindy's like well, you know what we're all to blame or as I used to sing in my college ocarpella group. No one, no one. No one. Is today. All right, thank you, Sydney. We're still not going to ask you about your singing

because it's too disturbing even for this reunion. And I'd like to say that, you know, this really would have gone different if this whole thing took place Downtown where the folks are broke Downtown where your life's a joke So what's up, my god, so what about your condescending tone? Well, I love my condescending tone Andy You know, I'm not a naturally condescending person so I but I agree I do have a condescending tone But I'm not a condescending person with a condescending tone

I don't know the two of us struggle to communicate with each other and I would have done it differently. tone, but I'm not a condescending person with a condescending tone. I don't know, the two of us struggle to communicate with each other, and I would have done it differently. That's all I'm saying. Petas. Well, as good to see Gary still doing his hair. Gary, your beehive is looking fine. Good job. Oh, that you. She's looking for someone to cuddle with.

Alright, Sydney, Danny and Allie, we saw days you you can play in about Natasha's over confidence But would you work with Natasha again? No you're not answered no okay, well they're all answering again Natasha's food was amazing and Natasha a little bit stubborn but that will make you good as a good job We all got your fans still trying to walk off this way. Oh look at me. I'm just a little sweet I literally sweet my mother said she likes this tummy on me. I'm just a little mother's boy with a tummy So then the boat crash segment Glenn What do you think about be the only person on the attic ever crash?

Hey, can we talk a little bit more about the PETA's? Oh, man. Hey, so, you know, that stuff, you know, it just, it just, you know, it happens and of course, it's on film. It never happens before, but of course, it happens when it's on film, and everyone ever worked with is gonna see it. Oh, boy. But, you know, I talked about firing and firing at a similar problem, Andy, when you're in high revs, you know, talked about her and byron that is similar part similar problem Andy when you're when you're in high revs

You know the soon gets stuck and then you know he's supposed to a biker and call the manufacturer and it turns out It's the controllable pitch controller, you know, I mean I shouldn't have used a higher rest But what did I know it's not pretty Andy donkey dick? Okay, let's say you know the good news is that byron said we can go after the manufacture for this. We've already hired a Attorney Eric. I mean a time gerrardy. Everything's gonna be totally covered Andy Yeah, so basically they're getting the bug fixed and And then they talk about how good the crew was in the emergency and Then it gets to

How Sydney and Colin did wait. Oh Sydney Sydney, oh, sorry, go ahead. I was just gonna say I really like to Mandy goes, you know, it's funny because when I was watching it, I was thinking that I should totally be on low revs. Like, it was pretty obvious. I was like, that was pretty funny, Andy, actually. Sorry, I took a smoothie, I took a stupid smoothie because I took a stupid smoothie. Because I took my talk.

Ha! All right, well, while you're drinking a smoothie, hey, Sydney and Colin did Gary do everything he could to kick Jail's rear into gear. And so Sydney's like, well, I think that Jail was an interesting case to work with, but Gary handled him the best he could.

J.L. was just very green at what he was doing somewhere that's green. I wasn't a little shop of hearts, you know, Andy. Yes, we're gonna choose to ignore that. Sydney, so please stop singing. Well, I never got on with J.L. Andy, but, you you know what, he just didn't want instructions and it wasn't in the episodes, but that was cut, my story long with JL, which thanks a lot, you know,

it's like no one ever listens to me, but you're so glad. What do you think about paper clips? All right. You know what? JL just didn't get the urgency, Andy. You know what JL would do? He would eat. That's just all he did

You know, it's just eat some feta-chini or whatever and curious like well to say nice, you know You can take a horse to the water But if you fuck one horse before you fuck the horse you really want to fuck then everyone's gonna get in trouble You're for fucking horses or I'm Trying to cope with the horse. It's not easy. That's what I learned All right Andy. I haven't tried to code with the horse. It's not easy. That's what I learned.

All right, the shit hits the fan. There's gonna be horsemen there on all the horsemen. That's what I found out too, you know? Bip, bip, bip, bip. All right, well, why don't we say Danny? Is it Danny that I'm asking you this too? I think so. What's the glim?

Is the glim? So I'm asking somebody there. I don't know, you know what? I'm gonna ask somebody. What would you do differently for Gary? This is for Glenn, I think. Glenn, what would you have Gary do differently besides having him not sleep with his employees? Andy does his big cringe face. As if he didn't just ask that question and create an awkward moment. Yeah. this is awkward.

Sydney's like, well, he is good on deck, you know, so like he knows what he's talking about. So I really don't have any problem with Gary. Well, I'm glad I didn't get Gary said a good example when he slapped with his employee. He awkward. Did I just bring that up? I'm gonna have to, you know, professionally, absolutely, personally, uh, dot, dot, dot. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Sandi's like, uh, well, the issue is that personal and professional is one big overlap. I mean, it's kind of like, you know, like you can't necessarily, you know, make them into two different categories. Does anyone, I'll just answer this for you guys since you don't seem to be able to give this very easy answer, okay? Yeah, I've learned this from doing 19,000 below deck reunions.

It's not cool. So Glenn's like, well, you know, Andy, I can understand that, but what I've done it like Gary, no, but you know what, I'm not Gary. So, that's, gotta wish I was, what a stud, right? What a stud. You know, I think that Gary, so... God I wish I was a woodestead, right? Woodestead. You know, I think that Gary's being very generous.

You know, Gary's the head of department, and I love Gary. I love everybody, and I really love Gary. I love him even though he called me a bitch. But Gary knew what he was doing and knew the chaos of what to cause. He showed me how to respond to the vote. He's been doing this 12 years for Cry Thick. I guess that was my first rodeo in that situation. I didn't want that to happen.

I just fell into a vagina, Indy. It was basically in the middle of a whole way, fell into it. Don't blame me for falling down. I don't want to relieve any of that. Well guess what, you're about to... Ha! And he goes, you slept with your employee And Gary's like well takes to the tango Andy and you know what we're all human

You can't tell me if you haven't had a one night stand all right Well, okay, but that was like your employee do not make me make the mouth sound again Making it And Daisy says you're right you're right. I'm gonna it. Okay. And Daisy says, you're right. You're right. You're the drunker hook up. You're right. Oh, this is so sad. She goes, this is so sad. She's going, you're right. You're right. All right. You know, I can see if the thing with Sydney Thap was a mistake. And then it just cuts to Sydney with red eyes, like looking like she's about to start sobbing again. Yeah. But as someone senior, someone has to be held accountable and unfortunately it's you.

So you're decided to have sex with basically a piece of seaweed in a dress. So are to mistake but a still your employee. So you basically had love with a stained-dish rag and you know called it a girlfriend for a night. But that's up to you but someone's got to take credit for it. Glenn Sidney was such a strong deck hand and picked up so much of JL Slack. You decide to bring both Gary and Sidney with you for the crossing. Are they your MVP's? And he's like, oh yeah, well, I mean, definitely Sidney was stronger than JL.

That's for sure. Yeah, that's what you're choice. That's what he says. So Sydney's like, thank you, Glenn. So then we get the triangle, like clips of the try the love triangle, the music. What's what happens live? Like went really crazy with this dramatic. It's like, like,

so we see a whole montage. And then when it comes out, Andy goes, Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding I woke up with Sydney, I mean, it looked at everybody like that was you just trying to get you dick in it. He's like, now, why did I fuck Sydney when I wanted to flirt with Ali? Well because I was drunk Andy. Alright and I'm not gonna stay with some mistake because it happened. I fell into it. Maybe a student of happened. Was it disgusting? Yes.

Do I regret it? No, because that would be rude to say. Was it a mistake? No, but it was a regretful mistake, Andy. Have you ever had sex with the tree stump? You don't want to do it. Ben, but you got to do it sometimes that way. You understand what not to do in life. Am I right? And basically, it needs the tree stump. You cut to Sidney just looking even more miserable. Yeah. I look at Sidney looks devastated.

just looking even more miserable. Yeah, I'm like, Sydney looks devastated. So then Jumps in Ali. Well, I think it's apparent that I would not have felt myself in that situation and be if I'd known. Cause I really liked to get in. I feel like I didn't even have a choice in the matter. I would prefer not to get in that situation in the first place. I'm gonna be because I'm a good person. And I'm never a line with good person and we call this right when this happened with Ali. I mean, she is so transparent like her whole setup to look like a good person at the reunion. Yeah. Can you just want to be a good person? You knew from various degrees what the situation was and you still went forward, even after you learned that you had sex with Sydney, you still went forward even after you learned that you had sex with Sydney you still

went forward and then you now you keep doing this like what if I had none I wouldn't have done it listen you do it and you say fuck girl code I like this guy and it's just gonna be what's gonna be or you say actually no I care I can see this hurt Sydney so I'm not gonna do it but you can't have it both ways yeah you can't have it both ways. Yeah, you can't have it both ways. So Andy's like, well Gary, Paula from Brandis wants to know if you regret being a total twat this season. And he's like, oh, well, that's a stupid question. Pull it for Pramus. All right. Well, do the ladies agree with Paula? So then Daisy and Danians and he all raise raised their hands and he goes, well, maybe Paula's question wasn't so stupid Gary. He's like, ah, rolling his eyes.

And he's clearly, and he was like, I'm the host of this. Don't tell me which questions are stupid. So I'll be the one to call Paula from Paramus and idiot, sir. Yeah. Um, so Gary's just like rolling his eyes and he goes and so um, uh, it's like, uh, he's like, why do you and Ali always flirt and make out in front of Sydney? I mean, then I can't you understand why she's so upset? Like, why not be more private?

He's, well, you know, Sydney said she never cared. I did not. It wasn't right making out in front of her, but I thought to myself, I thought my mind was very clear. That is just a hook up and you know, so. Well, Sydney, did you get the message that was this or what? And she's like, um, yeah, I did. I mean, I think what happened was that like, I think like I had feelings,

but then he didn't have feelings, and that's like all. And I just wrote, she is so pathetic, it's sad. Can we just leave Sydney alone at this point? I feel like my god. Yeah, I mean, like she obviously cared for the sky, and then she was made out to look like a psycho because she was middle-eacting psycho but because she liked him, and she was rejected,

so she was acting crazy because she was rejected. I think we've all been there. And they are just shitting on her so much. And then Gary, of course Gary then starts to play the victim He's like, well, you know, shitting you had feelings for me and I had feelings for Ali and I didn't have feelings for me She didn't care about me even though I love my mother and she's like wait a second. Yes, I did I did well, not now. I mean when he broke up with me. It was like this can't happen because No, this wasn't easy for me it was really hard for me cuz I'm a good person and I care about how people feel

I was the only one on the back with dollars So it's not hard to say I did that feelings for you. I knew no, that's true That brings us to the end of below decorate union part one Yeah, we were gonna try to do this as one big episode, but obviously it's too much. And I'm like literally about to pass out from all these voices. So what we're gonna do is we are gonna put a pin

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