Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckSailing: Race to the Bottom

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's Mr. Ronnie Karam, how are you Ronnie? Well, hello, Ben. Hello. We are here to talk about below deck sailing yacht. The latest episode, are you excited Ronnie? Are you excited to do some below deck sailing today? I Remember your penis and my vagina I'm so over Gary like it doesn't even bother me like ew. I'm so over him. Love me Gary love me You're from my permission to fuck a guy who's gonna treat like shit, all right?

I'm Ashley. Oh my God. All of them are gonna win crazy this week. Daisy's kind of off the rails this week. You don't go try to fuck a roommate right after you're a fuck. Like, wow, Gary has really made everybody crazy. She really does. He just goes right in there like a wrecking ball. Go to wrecking ball. So anyway, we're obviously kind of loopy today,

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So let's get right into below DexAlinga. Shall we? It was a huge cliffhanger, a massively huge cliffhanger that hung in our heads all week long, which is, well, was so nervous. Boats going very slowly next to each other. Wow, really or or like, we're being music that they can't play the real thing. So it's like, but a kitchen. Yeah, they really, uh, they really go for it. And then it's the boats, you know, it's like, it's like boats, you know, driving next to each other. And they're going against like a potatoetah or whatever and you're trying to make it look really serious but then they cut to the guess like oh my God we're ceiling look my angle is starting to change I'm not standing up straight anymore we're tilting and then drawers are flying open.

The one drawer. The one drawer in that one bedroom slides right open. Yeah, shit's just flying all over on the belt. I mean, you want to talk about a crew that never learns it's fucking less. Geez, you've got Gary in charge of shit, which says a lot, you know, about never learning your lesson. And then just shit flying out of drawers. It's like, I'm sure there's a class somewhere.

Can we just like a, or just a, a thing, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a like for some reason they have like a stack of tissue boxes. Like of course this crew decides to put a stack of tissue boxes somewhere. And of course the stack of tissue boxes falls over. Okay, keep an eye on that sheet, Kelsey. Is the sheet high enough? Yeah, it's high enough. Wait, put the sheet lower. Put it lower. Genoa. But about the Genoa.

How's that Genoa looking? How's it? Who, who, what about about the mizzen? Janella. Mizzen? Janella. She killed. Tadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadad Belinda, okay, give it up. And we're seeing, you know, oh, we're 50, 50 meters behind and then all of a sudden, oh, no, it's we're 550 meters behind him and Glenn's like, yeah, well, we're a bigger boat, so we got

momentum, so we got to go around the curve. It's can take a lot longer. They're just staring at him like, we thought this is gonna be like five minutes. Like we really, we don't care. Can we just We don't care. Can we just? It's fine. Cap practice. He's like, okay guys, this was this is a real fun race. Let's go a little longer Let's go a little longer until finally he exhausts the tiny boat and they barely went it's a photo finish That was a photo finish guys Glenn's like no my mission is always deliver an epic sailing experience. Okay, you want adventure? You got it. It's kind of keely the primary that's like, wow.

Can't believe we gave up play to breakfast for this. We gave up croissants for this shit. So they're like, oh my god, that was so fun. But guess we have to pack. And then Jess, who's like lighthearted and fun this time around, she's not fighting with everybody, is just like trying really hard to be lighthearted and fun and I don't really buy it. I know Jess wants to punch her wall.

She's like, let's do the split. Ha ha ha, that was so funny. God, I'm a fun person. And then while they're packing up, Daisy is talking to Ashley. She's like, so Ashley, How are you gonna handle tonight? And she's like, um, what do you mean? She's you know exactly what I mean? I mean, I know what you mean, but I'm not gonna let myself get to a point where it's gonna bother me

It's like so not gonna bother me like sure Ashley because nothing about what you're doing here says they were totally unbothered Right, well, but you know this all goes back to if you're going to be second stool, you know, the things that you got to do when you're second stool is that she's like, oh my God, I don't even want to talk about it. I'm fine. Ah, hmm. And she's like, well, I'm just trying to teach my girls. And of course, Gary is dick. I'm fucking it up. She says having sex with a crew is gonna have repercussions, Ashley.

I feel one of these seconds, though. So Ashley's like, I'm not worried about tonight at all. I already did my whole, I remember your dick in my vagina thing. So it's sort of hard to stop that, am I right? Imagine being in a management position and telling an employee, you know, fucking the boss is gonna have repercussions and not telling the boss, like, I mean, that's true.

Only on this show. Yep, so Collins giving Gary some advice. He's like, let me tell you something Gary, you need to let Ashley know, you're feeling to scoll it. Just prep her for what she's about to do. It isn't hopefully it won't be a trademark. And he's he basically is like saying a trademark. Oh, trade, does that trademark? Trade the trademark. So she doesn't trademark. I remember your penis and my vagina. All right, we don't want a TM after that. That's for sure. She doesn't want to trademark your sexual intercourse because that means in Scholar, we'll not be able to get in there without a lawyer. And then we see

a clip of this train wreck he's talking about and it's actually like yeah we poof my vagina and then spaghetti binging and then barfing it all up. It's fun, fun Ashley Montage. Yeah. I hope her sister takes a clip of that and plays it every Christmas for the family. She probably will. It'll probably be like screenshots made into Christmas ornaments dangling from the tree.

I got everybody in electric picture frame. Ha ha ha ha. Delta preloaded pictures are just Ashley, Benzzing and barfing. So Gary's like, well maybe I shouldn't be a Zeus guy, yet because on the bill it's quite hard and I don't want to hook up on a guest cabin.

Oh, I mean, what, maybe thinking about hooking up, I'm a fucking hell of Gary. Thank you, Gary. Gary and his foe, oh, I shouldn't, I won't, I shouldn't, I never. So then the mom of the group is like, well, we got to share today. And that was the thing.

Like, when did this lady step out of Downton Abbey and into this group of below deck sailing people? Who is this lady? She's been British all the time. She's been British all the time. I know that she's just more far, far today. She's like, well, I got a tattoo today, and that was the thing.

Fortunately, I've met Charlie Chaplin. What a wonderful, like, what is a weekend? She, I mean, I feel like it's probably a common British thing that when you're like, on land, you're like, what is a telephone? But then when you're like in the middle of the ocean, it's like, rope swings, let's get to Rope swing, go on! Civlo is on land again.

So very sweet as well. Very sweet as well for enduring that grocery store, which I based on no facts. Yeah, British people are putting up with a lot of shit lately. You know, between that and then you've got below deck down under which yes, everybody, I finally watched below dick, down under all of it, binge it all. And you've got that piece of shit chef over there.

It's like, yeah, you know what, British people gross idiots, they don't know food, fucking morons, fucking British people. Yeah, you know what, British people like everything, because they got no taste, you know. It's just shove a piece of bread out there, pour some soda on it, the love it. Fucking idiots, fucking British people.

Look, that guy's such a piece of shit. My guy is a huge piece of shit. I mean, he's such a piece of shit that you're like, is he purposely being this much of a piece of shit for air time? But I don't think so. I think he's really that much of a piece of shit. Yeah,, but I don't think so. I think he's really that much of a piece of shit. Yeah, he, I mean, he might actually be worse than the Putin sympathizer.

That was an envelope. Check, man. I mean, that was a Putin sympathizer. And this guy might be worse than her. And she served the worst food you've ever seen, but this guy may be worse. Yeah. Okay. So then we go over to Daisy.

No, no, I'm sorry. Call on a Gary. Okay, so then Gary is heaving lines I mean, he's like is it room to be strong? So then the doc Marcos is tired. That's Marcos' storyline. I'm tired. And so, uh, hey. I'm thinking so much right now. It's making me exhausted. I've been thinking ever since the last time I've been thinking. So then they're all the guests come out. They're all line up. They guess come out. They say goodbye. They hug. Gilly thanks them and Glenn's like, oh't watch out of it I got to go like runs back onto this on the cell I was like uh uh and then like two of them turn around like oh

yes Glenn yeah we heard we know we did this last time too thank you got it Glenn thanks you can go Okay. I'm at the party. Okay. Susan. Um, it's time for your tip meeting. So that was epic. You know, what the guests really enjoyed that race. Scarlet or newest member. Welcome, Scarlet. Welcome, Scarlet. Hey, everybody. I'd like to see welcome Scarlet. And she's like, God, thanks everybody. That was so stressful. But now that I got the first time over with, I just feel so much better. Thank you.

And Ashley does that thing where she sort of stares kind of down at the carpet and flares her eyes. Like, oh my God, like drama queen. So yeah. And she's like, ew, I bet she thinks she's so charming with all of her charm and her beauty, gross. Gross. So then Glenn congratulates Marcos on the meal and her beauty, gross. Gross.

So then Glenn congratulates Marco on the meal and they got a really nice tip and they get like $1800 per person. Carl's like, yes, this is why we're here. Rebel don't listen to country music and get with all the American song. That's why I'm here. I'm tough stows.

That's what I'm doing here. I'm such a rebel. Working in the service industry. So, all those creative, those creative juices flowing. So Gary, so Gary pulls Ashley to talk because Collins had, you should talk to her because you're gonna hook up

with, you know, Scarlett, and she can lose her mind so just prepper so Gary pulls this side and he's like he's like oh no dog she's I don't know what you want to talk about and he goes what do you mean he's just I don't trust you he's good so I can have a cigarette because this is stressful stuff it's not stress felt Gary he goes it is stressful you know it's things have changed between nothing. I can see it. I can see it. Why things change? Do you, Gary, I wonder why things have changed? It's crazy, isn't it?

And he goes, I can see how the attitude has changed towards me. Gary, this is not how you say to someone, listen, I know we've flirted and we fooled around, but I've made it pretty clear that it was not something I really wanted to pursue, but I am interested in Scarlet and I do want to go down this path. I want to make sure, you know, I want to make sure everything is cool with us. Whatever it is, but you don't start by saying I can see how the adored has changed towards me. You're automatically putting her on blast. And also, fuck you, Gary, for making me somehow take Ashley's side in this conversation.

I don't know how that happened. Yeah, this is a tough one because they both suck so much. Yeah, like she saw hardcore. Yeah, but just leave it alone. Like let her suck. Like you don't have to go to her into sucking even more. You know what I mean? Yeah.

He's like, wow, you already look like a complete asshole on this show. So let's go out and make me look, make you look even more crazy. You know, so yeah, he does the whole, what? Why is your energy changed? I just don't get it. And he's like, what I wanted to see. Yeah, you feel about it, huh? Because about what? He's like, I'm out of us because, you know,

I don't think there is in us. It's like, what are you breaking up with her? You're not? Yeah. We're. Exactly. And she goes, well, we all know how you like to flirt with everybody. And the thing about this is that, like, I think it comes down to like a respect thing. And she's like, okay, she's that one. You just me. And then you like, fuck someone, 20 minutes later. I mean, what are you talking about? And then we see five charters ago, Gary and Ashley kissing.

And then it goes also five charters ago, Tom and Ashley kissing and then going to have sex. Yes, but what did they leave out the part where he was making out with Daisy and the hot tub? Because what's the fact that she was like, fine, I'm fucking Tom then. Was that what? Was that the, was that the same night? Or he was like flirting heavy with Daisy or something and she's like, I'm like, I'm going, they're flirting, because I'm going to fuck Tom then.

I don't care about Gary. That must, that must have been it. That must have been the same night. Yeah, because I remember she's sort of like reacted in that way. So he's like, well, think about that because you say it out of respect, it's about respect, but it's not about respect. You know, I have feelings for Scarlett. I have a connection with Scarlett.

You do not have feelings for Scarlett or a connection with Scarlett. She's just the newest, hottest person on board. So you're going to try and get your penis all over her, so nobody else can touch her. Yeah. And she's like, I haven't said anything about it. So fuck you. By the way, but what's funny though is that Ashley is acting as if she were dumped. This is complicated because she's acting as if she were dumped by this guy, but they never

were to go. He made it very clear he was not interested in her and now she's salty about it. But then, I don't even know the brain. They're both terrible. That's the answer. Yeah, I don't have the bandwidth to try to like to unravel this and all the hypocrisy that they both have in this situation. Yes, agree.

So, um, so he's trying to make it like he's breaking up with her. Um, and she's like, he says that thing about Scarlet. She's like, but I did say anything about Scarlet. Like, why are you even talking about Scarlet? And she tells us, what am I supposed to say? Like, if I say you're a piece of shit to his face, he's just gonna spin it. He's never wrong, because clearly he doesn't care about anyone but himself.

But like, you knew this, too. But what is him being like, oh, he's never wrong. I have to do with it also. Like, what? Like, oh, he's never wrong, I have to do with it also. Like what? Like as far as I can tell, I think she's mad because they had like a flash of sex and then he's saying he doesn't remember it

and so I think she's embarrassed by that and then she keeps saying that, I think she's expecting that they have a thing now. I don't know, I don't understand. I don't understand where, I understand and yet I don't understand what her emotions, what's feeling her emotions. Um, I think that they she feels rejected. She can't she was like Gary.

She came on. She was like, that's the one that I want. And that's what he's doing with Scarlett. It's like that's the one I want. I think they're the hottest. And then they both say they don't want anything and want any relationship and then it turns into this. But all you need to say is like, listen, obviously you're pissed, sorry you're pissed, but we're

not together and leave your drama away from Scarlett because I'm going to go for Scarlett. Yeah, I mean, because she obviously this is fueled by rejection. So I know why she's acting this way. I get it because she feels rejected. But it's just one of those things like, but you're rejected from what? You guys didn't have anything. Like, it's just weird.

So Ash, so then Ash starts doing this like foe, this foe. Like I'm so like, I'm over it. Like I literally don't care. Like you guys can do whatever. We could have done without this so like, I'm over it. Like, I literally don't care. Like, you guys can do whatever. We could have done without this conversation because I'm literally over it. Like, I'm over it.

Obviously, I'm over it. And so then, so she starts to walk away. It's, oh, so you're leaving now. Okay, okay. And she's like, oh, fuck off. I'm like, I don't, you guys are terrible at this. Terrible at this. Whatever this is.

You're both terrible at life. Yeah. So Daisy and Ashley Ashley now it actually comes to Daisy and Daisy's like what wrong? And she's like he is like the most patronizing dude. She's like your attitude is changed. Yeah, I don't want you to be mad And Daisy's like well, he's the definition of fuck boy the definition of fuck boy. Just I'm over it. I want to have enough respect for myself to not get like wound up in this bullshit. Like nobody's special. I don't know why she said that, but she said nobody's special.

And then Scarlett hears that and Scarlett goes, first of all, to well, she tells us, first of all, I am fucking special and honestly shut up. Grow up and speak to me. Yeah, because they're talking in the in the cabin. So Scarlett goes in there to pee and hears them and then they don't stop. Yeah. So Daisy's like, oh, uh, actually says, well, he says that he has chemistry with Ashley and Daisy's like, oh, I can't believe he said he's gonna give us three

with her. And that's just like like yeah, your dick has chemistry. That's all it is. And so Kelsey is there now. Scarlet's hearing all this while she pees obviously. And Kelsey's like, oh my god, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast

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Was it a good thing? I mean, the main thing is that you told her you don't like it, right? And he's like, I mean, yeah, I mean, if you didn't get the picture that I'm not into after that conversation, I don't know what else to say. Like, what, like, I don't like you.

And Colin goes, well, did you say that? He goes, no, I didn't. Waaah! Waaah! Ha! It's like, I don't like you and Connor goes, well, did you say that because? No, I didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's like, that's right. Like, you didn't actually say that. Regardless of who side you're on is Gary, who is supposed to say, listen, I'm just not that into you. Okay, I'm into Scarlet. I'm not into you.

I'm so sorry, but I'm not into you. And he actually did not say that at all, and not end at the conversation didn't even head in that direction. Well, he did say, look, I'm going for a the conversation didn't even head in that direction. Well, he did say, look, I'm going for a scarlet. I like scarlet. So, he didn't say I'm not into you.

He was supposed to say, look, I know that we have, that there was flirtations, but I'm just not into. He didn't say that. He was just like, there is no us. He said stuff that like he didn't, he didn't, he didn't close the book on it, the way he didn't end it. He didn't stick the land the way he closes the book.

He can't play everybody against each other if he closes the book. I mean, that's what he does. He does it all season every season. He just starts to come on and try and start fights between girls over him. And then he's gonna do it now it now again in this episode everybody. Some bucket seat belts.

So now everybody's getting ready to go out and Scarlet's like, oh my god, do I look bladed and Ashley's like, you don't look bladed at all. And then they're like, they're in like girls van and a boys van. And the girls are like, let's play fuck Mary Kill. So Scarlet's like, okay, I would fuck Gary, Mary Colin. But is there an option for not talk to Colin? Cause I think I would do that too. But I wouldn't kill anyone guys.

Come on, I wouldn't kill them. And Ashley's like, well, I certainly wouldn't fuck Gary now. Oh, wow, Ashley, look at those boundaries. You go, girl. So, Daisy's like, I'd fuck a miracle, Mary Colin, and kill Gary. And they all laugh. So the restaurant, they're ordering drinks and Scarlett will fit right in here, except that she pronounced as it wrong. She says, I would like an espresso

martini. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's an X in that word. From Bravo, man. I was like, did you pronounce it the way it spelled? Whoa, next you start saying et cetera, instead of et cetera. This is Bravo, have some respect. I'm pretty sure. So then Gary's like, so they're in, it's like a six top, but it's not really, it's like basically three tables pushed together. So Gary and Gary's trying to like,

separate his segment off with Scarlet and like he's joking about putting candles on. And so it's like a date and she's like, no, please don't do this. She's like, she's like, you know, you've already caused a lot. I just, oh, I don't even know what she was talking about. She goes, well, after the talk on the bow, like that kind of sucked.

It's just weird. I guess, well, I didn are you mean to offend you? Oh, really? So you talk to Ashley, you knew she walked off pissed off to go talking about it. And that you're making a big deal about separating your table with Scarlett, just to add more fuel to the fire. You're just so fucking obvious, dude.

And meanwhile, Barnaby, I don't think anyone knows Barnaby is there. I feel like he doesn't, I feel like he talks to people, but no one talks to him. And so he's like, I don't know what's happening right now, but if I want to guess, go his log. I'm in love and Scott, it's like I'm into you too. But what about me, no, Ashley?

And I love it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It's crazy, I laugh. So then they order and Marcos is down getting all deep at the other end of the table. He's like, you know, my goal is to come on a cell boat

and to do things that they say, that is impossible on a cell boat. And I do them anyway. And Collins, like, wow, that's amazing. And you're amazing at what you do. But please count on us if you need help because you're getting fried because you're not asking for help. And that's what's happening here. I think I

would like to make is perhaps the first invention of ever food invisible lasagna. All right, though, for that one, I don't mind that you just speak right over me. That was actually a pretty cool concept. There was the longest sit-ins I've ever finished. And it was because it was about someone else instead of my own life. Yes, I was sort of waiting to see like how it would relate back to me. And then I realized it wasn't going anywhere. So I decided I would just cut off. Who am I speaking to? So what happened after the channel on the boat? I'd like to know.

So he's trying to start shit still. And as far as I can, So what happened after the channel about hard luck to know? So he's trying to start shit still. And as far as like, yeah, can we talk about that later? He's like, I'd love to. Excuse me from the table. So he gets up to go smoke and ask, he's like, oh my God, I feel weird. And Kelsey tells her, you know what, you're supposed to like do you? And then you shouldn't like let other things bother you.

Yeah, Ashley, who is so unbothered is making all these announcements at the end of the table. I just feel like this is so weird. So then Barnaby turns to Scarling and goes, hmm, have you snogged him? She goes, what? Snogged? What? Kiss, it means kiss, I've never, and for granted I'm not scarlet.

And she's like, yeah. And so the laugh and Daisy makes her face and she's like, Daisy, what? And she's like, do what you want. Just don't come to me when it bites in the ass. And that's all I'm gonna say about her. It's like what I told my brother when he went to Sam Goody and tried to steal three Anya CDs. I said, do what you want, but don't come to me when he went to Sam Goody and tried to steal three onion CDs. I said, do what you want, but don't come to me when it comes to bite you when they

ask. Let's go. It's like, but nothing is going to hurt me unless it's a stove and it's on fire. And I'll catch it anyway. And this is like, listen, I've known Gary a long time. And when I talk about Gary, it's with love, but it's also with a lot of a mercenal trauma. Just, well, this is for fun and for entertainment, like touching staves and daisie goes, fun entertainment will catch you so far, but you have to be aware of

your surroundings. Like look at Barnaby. He's trying to actually suck the blood out of your neck right now. Daisy, you've made that with Gary like the past few episodes. And you had no problem when everybody else was taking a ride. Like what is suddenly your issue? And so Ashley's like, yeah, well, guess what? It's not going to hurt me. I don't give a fine. But I'm not doing anything wrong. Ah, Scarlett! What the bullshit! Scarlet goes, I can be friends with whoever.

Yeah, like we're having fun and hanging out and like, and we're gonna have fun and that's okay. And Daisy goes, Scarlet, I'm not gonna tell you what you can and cannot do, but I will stare at you with very angry eyes and tell you, understand what I really feel. She goes, well, I don't have to say anything else. Sorry. Yeah. Basie is a total asshole in the scene.

I can't believe her. Like, who does that? You are her boss. And you're dressing her down in front of the whole table about her love life with the guy that you've been making out with. Like, yes, yes, it's inappropriate professionally. But that being said, she has this staff to manage and she just knows that if Scarlett starts hooking up with Gary, it's gonna be drama and then she's gonna have two girls fighting again like she had with

Gabriella and Ashley and she's just kind of like you can do this, but no like it's it's gonna create drama around you and it's gonna be annoying. And so in a way, it is sort of like a, like there is some sort of managerial element to it, you guys have to work together, you know? Yeah, but she's not telling that to Gary. Gary is the other head of department. Like if she really felt that way, then she would be in front of Captain Glancing.

Gary needs to stop fucking everybody on this boat. Well, she could do anything, but Captain Glenn saying, uh, Gary needs to stop fucking everybody on this boat. She's doing nothing but causing problems. It's going to be a huge nightmare. And we're going to get sued one day, okay? But she's not doing that. She's like teaming with Ashley about it and then making out with Gary, like that's really professional to you. So it's like I can't buy the professional aspect from her.

I think she's just being, uh, petty to a really pretty new girl and embarrassing her in front of everybody because Daisy obviously has something for Gary too. But I don't think Daisy is wrong. I mean, I think everything she's saying is correct. And I think she should say something to Gary. She should say something then too. If it's becoming an issue with Gary flirting with her. So it's addressing somebody down in front of all of their peers when they just got to the boat and like shaming her for shit that she never shamed Ashley about.

Well, yeah, that's true too. That is the same. It's easily. So Daisy, so, so now she's like, now I'm really fucking annoyed and Daisy's like, why? And she goes, well, obviously Daisy's like why and she goes well Obviously Daisy and she goes she goes scarlet. It are going to crumble our explode right now So then of course she actually wants up crumbling so they wind up all getting like Daisy goes to get a cigarette and then she She wants up bringing Scarlett with her to go to Scarlett walks off to cry, right? She's like I want to leave so she gets up and leaves and Daisy sees right? She's like, I want to leave. So she gets up and leaves. And Daisy sees her. She's like, come on now. And Scarlett's like, yeah, I'm not really sure if this is for Ashley's sake or for Daisy's sake, but like, sorry, you can't control my love life.

And Daisy's like, oh, don't cry and don't cry and stop crying. And then meanwhile, back at the table, Kelsey's like, well, I don't think that she knows what she is getting involved with. And Ashley of all people goes, no, she doesn't. So like come in here and focus on your job then. Oh, okay, Miss hospital corners that face the door. Don't talk about like as if your work ethic is so fucking great. As if you did not do the same thing for the past several weeks on this show,

and now all of a sudden, since you're like, you know, Gary is penis-supporting in a different direction, like as if like that behavior that you exhibited, suddenly you have an issue with? No. Yeah. So Daisy apologized to Scarlet, and she's like, oh, come on, I was just joking,

and I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have done that. And then Gary comes back to the table and he's like, oh, what's going on? What did I miss? Like this typical Gary starts a bunch of shit and walks off and then goes back and goes, what on this? Yeah, every time.

I mean, that's also like the total fuckboy behavior, right? So, um, uh, Scarlet's just like, that just sucked. And he's like, it's not your fault. I shouldn't have done that. I want my girls to love each other and care about each other and be a team, but not necessarily a tag team with Gary,

if you know what I'm saying. And Scarlet's like, yeah, but I asked Ashley if she was gonna be okay with all of this and she said she was fine And I mean she's got a problem. Maybe she should be more honest about it. It's gonna be like this and This is like where to be honest with you actually is full of shit and all I close this divide and I'm sorry And so Scarlett starts walking away. She's like, yeah, I appreciate you talking to me I just meet a moment and she just walks off and they say,

they want to shot. Just like no. So did some days. Then the camera follows Scarlett into the bathroom. Like, could you just leave the girl alone? Like, we need to see her washing her hands and her mask in the bathroom. What the girl, P for Christ's sake?

And Barnaby is there. He's like wearing like a calf tan or something. Or like a, he's wearing like a duster. And Daisy's like, what have I done? And don't Barnaby because nothing, you don't blame yourself. You did nothing wrong. Yeah, and he's carrying like a bejeweled purse.

I'm guessing it's Daisy's purse. And he's like crossing his legs with his one glass and he's like oh days see everybody's so bothered all the time I just write the people so they go back on the vans and he's putting his head in her lap and he's like, oh, Daisy, I've just tried so hard to flip with you all week. Give me a little kissy, won't you? So she like kisses him and he's like, oh, and like you could tell she's not into it whatsoever, but she's sort of just doing it to be fun. And the other V uh, she was actually trying to get a package of cold cuts open with her teeth. That was, that was the least, uh, energetic kiss I've ever seen from two people.

What do you call chemistry? The least chemistry I've seen lack there of. So, uh, then back on the boat, Daisy and Scarlett are hugging because everything's like fine now. And then there's like party time. It's like, it's almost like a montage of everyone partying. Gary and Scarlett are dancing and then Gary and Scarlett are kissing. And then Barnaby's peeing off the side of the boat. And he's just sort of like looking at everyone like, you take a good look. And Gary, then like Daisy's behind the bar and he's asking for and Gary's asking for a shot. He's like, and it's like a lot of stuff happening. Yeah, this is the blue segment where everybody's just like wasted and screaming.

And then they cut, they cut the music out and you see Captain Glenn snoring. And so Gary is like, wasted and coming out of Scarlet, he's like, come on. Does this feel safe? Does this feel good? Come on, as this feel doesn't it feel right? Wow. And he's like kissing her. And it's just like kind of making out awkwardly with him back. Yeah.

And Daisy's best. And Daisy's talking to Kelsey. And she's also wasted. And she's like, you know what? She's like, oh, I don't know if I'm being drunk or angry or angry. I couldn't pick one out the Gary boys there. But she's like, I'm not gonna be a bitch, but I'm trying to be like read between the loins

and they actually write down loins, like, L-O-I-N-E. We're the loinies. And Kelsey's like, well, I think you were saying like read between the lines, but she was like, I'm not doing anything wrong. You know, like you gravitate towards the person who gives you the most attention, but then when you realize it's just a person who wants to fuck you, then like, and then they put

Gary making out with Scarlett up side by side. Yeah. Too daisy going. I don't care. I don't give a shit about Gary. He can do whatever he wants to. What do I care about Gary? Not even thinking about him.

Not a bit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And Scarlett goes, they're like, they're like hugging and she goes, seriously, thank you for everything and he goes, I want to have sex with you. He's like, I'm good, but thank you. And she goes, oh my gosh, he's charming, but it doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with him tonight.

I have respect for myself and I know what I've heard. So watch me do it. I'm out. I'm out. Told you not to touch the oven. Well, I had to try. I had to try. So now it's the morning. They're cleaning. They're folding. Scarlet is in a great mood. Ashley is tired and hungover, and Glenn's on the, looking at the radar and he sees there's going to be strong winds, so they're going to have to like go north to some protected waters because it's going to be really windy. And then Daisy is, she's in Collins, like tech cubby, he has that little corner of the

boat, where that only daisy visits no other person's boat has ever been to Collins little engine room cubby. She's like I'm over it. I don't give a fuck about that drama from last night. And guess well can I say it might be a little jealousy. It is not in your fuck for saying that. I'm turning right. I must be learning to something down here. Why's your living a hole? Well, you know, I started to leave in a hole because I found you know, for some in the years, I don't care about Gary. I haven't given them a second thought. I don't care. That's going to be a great anecdote, but apparently no one wants to hear it yet again.

And you think I like Gary? You think if I said, come on, Gary. Oh, he goes, yeah, you don't, you're just jealous. And you don't make that anymore because there's a new girl here. And she's, oh, you think if I said, come on, Gary, let's go. He would say no, because there's a new girl. You're as naive as me, Colin. Here is. If only I knew your last name, I would, I would, I would say your full name right there. It would be very charming. Like if, if your last name I would I would I would say your full name right there

It would be very charming like if if your name were Anderson I would say yes I give as I am call Anderson, but unfortunately I don't know your last name. Well actually I can tell you what my last name is Then Gary and Daisy are talking and she's like, what are you smiling at? And he says, ah, you inbound VA. So he's like, he's young dickhead and everything for me, Gary. It's how it works. He's trying to pond Daisy off on Barnaby to get her out of his hair. That's what he's doing right there.

So, um, anyway, time for a preference sheet meeting. Well, it goes, well, it was pretty passionate the way you were kissing. And she's like, hey, present passionate. It was like this. And kisses him. And he's like, oh, wow, that made me dayd's really. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah who owns a startup between Orange County and Alberta, Canada. And he just proposed to his, what his fiance before I went to Menorca and can't wait to celebrate

with friends and he really wants molecular gastronomy. So Captain Glenn's like, oh, what's that molecular gastronomy? So Marcos was, oh, wow. So molecular gastronomy is you're going to see red peppers but in a different shape, like the shape of chocolate, but it's going to be pure flavor of red pepper. I'm like, hmm, I guess. I mean, it's just thing, guppin'ish and I'm like, bad.

I mean, that was the top chef challenge about that. Like, make one dish and then make a twin dish, but made out of completely different things, you know? So, I guess that's an element of it. But also like such an odd like so this in gentlemen here is your chocolate bar served on a It's like, great, thanks. Commissions. Here comes one right now. And I like that this guy Lane put on his sheet. I've eaten at 30 different Michelin star restaurants. Wow. Where do you see my chilies resume?

You're gonna lose your fucking mind. I've eaten at 30 different chilies. I cannot wait to order my awesome blossom. Yeah. So and on top of that, these guests want a white party. Oh, God. Like, you two things you'll never see me do on a yacht. Want a yacht party or a gatsby party.

You will never see me do those things. You spent your time between OC and Alberta. Do you need more whiteness in your life? Like, geez. So true. see an Alberta. Do you need more whiteness in your life? Cheese. So true. So Golan goes, well, the weather is going to be very, very lumpy. So I just want you to think about that we're going to be having peppers that look like chocolate on lumpy water. Okay, everyone.

That's not the only lumpy one. Carol will be joining you for dinner. What was that? Good little top shift cross-stunt crossover going on in the boat. That's something that other boat that we race against, whoa. So Mark goes, it's like, oh my God, making a better pepper look like a chocolate coin. Oh geez. This is going to take a lot out of me. It's going to take me forever. And he just starts freaking out and rubbing his forehead like, oh, I'm a headache commercial.

Look at me. Oh, I can't take it. Like hold on, let me hold my lower back while I do it. Oh, my headache. Little yellow, different pattern. Look at it. So, um, so now he says up to like 2 a.m. and then it's the morning, he's calling the provisional and it's more cleaning and more provisions and we're daily assigning people

to mids and lates and earlys and all that stuff and Ashley is like, you know, I could approach this situation with Scarlet so much differently. I could be such a bitch, but I'm going to take the high road and prove at least I'm not a piece of shit. Like, I believe that ship has sailed unfortunately. I believe that the, I'm not a piece of shit. It's, uh, it's in the Atlantic now and you're still in the Mediterranean. I have seen no hint in 13 weeks of you not being a piece of shit or 15 weeks, whatever

this is. There's been even a glimmer of you not being a piece of shit. Sorry. Literally not one nice thing she's done. So welcoming guest time and they have to basically go pick up the guests and bring them on the tender to the boat. So they do that. And then there's full of jokes. Lane. Oh, the lane is a dead joke master. Listen, guys, he learned it from going to 30 different Michelin star restaurants. Okay.

Yeah, he unfortunately, the 31st restaurant was, he thought it was a restaurant that specialized in carrots. He just went to a carotop show by accident and he came back with all the jokes. It's like, wow, that's that. Now that's molecular gastronomy. So Lane, the tenderer arrives and Lane's like, hey guys, it's a little smaller than I thought it would be. Where's the mask? Where's the power light? I'm all right, everyone. Am I right? So they come on board

and they make a lot of jokes about hustle. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry they interrupt you. Oh, it's fine. But they arrive at the big boat, any guys? Oh, is that the captain? Hey, captain, we thought this was the boat at first. Oh, we're just going to try to get as much mileage out of the comedy of a boat that's much smaller than we expected.

Taking us to a boat, that's the size that we expected. Oh, God, it's just a gold mine of comedy. You're really making that one work great. I kept riding down Greg. Just me seem like a Greg Lane. Yeah, but is Lane. Yeah, minute work Lane. Like like Lane Bryant. Hmm. I love her. I love Lane. Finally some jogging pants that I can feel comfortable and gorgeous in. So, um, you could be gorgeous and anything you put your mind to, Ronnie. Yes, the piece in the pod. Where the fuck else would it be? Why are you asking?

So they take it to where it's about, and there's this girl who just won't stop saying A. She's like, wow, nice, A. Great, A. Well, look at the view, A. Wow, nice room, A. Is that a coffee table, table. God, love it. Next week, it'll be I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry for this water. I'm sorry. Canadian stereotypes. So fun. I know that she's really driving at home, you know, I mean, every time they turn a corner, she like, whoa, the bathroom, me. She just like bringing her own maple syrup and LeBot blue.

It's probably the girl from the OCE to. I know. So hey, Crystal could just stop playing hockey on the deck. We're trying to enjoy lunch. I love Camini. We brought the girl from California. Oh, she's singing a lannus again. So the captain comes out.

He's like, is everyone here Canadian? My self included? God, I love paying more for books. So welcome to the boat, everybody. And Lane goes, oh, you're saying that this is the most polite boat you've ever had. It's like, actually, yes, so far. Well, the weather now is bad. And it's only getting started. So I guess it's going to be, you know, a lot of time on the boat. And he's like, well, is there any chance we can pull up

sales? And he's like, no, I don't think so. And I feel bad because that's a whole point. And they're like, wow, I feel bad. No, I feel bad. Feel real bad. I feel bad too. No, I feel bad for you. I feel bad for you. I feel bad. I feel bad. But don't worry. My heart will go on. So glad it's like Glenn's like,

she's like, so then Glenn is like, we're not, I'm spending some time with the red leaf, eh? Oh, Jimmy Suvienne. Steve, Kippit was license plate. So Glenn tells us, uh, so, so, so, well, things you learn when you go to school in New

Hampshire, on the board of Quebec. So then Glenn tells us, uh, he's like, well, we're really going to have to keep them really creative, be really creative. And keep it in occupied. I mean, fortunately, Canadians are notorious for being chilled out people. I'm being completely impartial, but remember when we ran a ground and I was like, oops, so you know. And Lane's telling the other people, well, that's a bummer, but we're gonna

figure it out. You're gonna figure it out. You're gonna figure out the wind, Lane. Good luck. Can you figure out the wind? I do not think so. It's very poetic. Uh, colors of the wind in my right. Pocahontas. Have you ever seen the wind blow in with while I'm the cold wind? I'll be your own whatever to miss. In lieu of sailing, I'll be singing the best of was sad, it was a sad day. So Daisy goes to check on Marcus and he's writing pictures in his book. He's like, beat.

Ah, obstacle. No, beat. Ah, fillet. Oh, it's a beat, but it looks like palm-front. No. It's popcorn, it tastes like corn. Oh, the carter, the carter. I've got more work to do on this.

Corn, that looks like more corn. No, very hard. It's very hard. Ah, parsnip, but it's a carrot. So the wind comes, and the captain's like, you know, we should set up a rope swing, because they're pretty disappointed.

Okay. So they do, and Ashley serving them drinks, and one of the guys is like, wow, every Ashley, I know his name's smashley, and I really don't know why. Well, it's not going to change after this season. No, it definitely won't. And the girl goes, I bet you can let loose a. So then they start serving lunch and Marcos comes out and he like explains everything's like there's tomatoes and we have a plate of

asparagus and we have ham sandwiches and we have a turkey and We have a fish and we have you know three pineapples and then laying goes. I wasn't paying attention. Can you say it again? And one of the guys is like hey Ashley we've already named you smash Leo that's okay. Just oh, yeah I've heard that one before because I fell first face first out of my bed I was shit face so fucking I mean you don't see you don't need to tell me twice Ashley Ashley come over here actually am I on trouble again? No Ashley? Listen there are guests that they want they want to walk away if you want they've made a friend But they also want to walk away if you like the five star service so stop dropping if bombs and start singing Bocahontas, okay?

I'm gonna I'm gonna break but I need to make sure that I can trust that your professional up here great Thank you so she goes and Repswing Repswing Repswing Repswing so that's it Marcus No belly fops. Well, I mean, I'm saying it's an improvement over the last charter where oh that poor girl He for a lot. Whatever her name was leave me Lee alone or whatever Neely or whoever the hell belly flopped on that But you just leave them alive. Sorry me Lee Kelly. Do you see me? Have you ever seen the wolf belly flop under a blue carman?

So Marko's just talking about his food and how hard it is. And Gary's like, well, Gary's like, if you need a hand, just give him, give me a shout. Now I prefer you. Didn't all right, because I don't want to help. Now I prefer you, didn't. All right, because I don't want to help. Whoa! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Silverware for dinner and Scarlett actually doesn't actually try to comb her hair with the fork, which is great Because Daisy guess all right Scarlett tonight is a white parity. So everything you pull it's gonna be white

Exactly, you did it scarlet. It's it it She's come so far She has come so far. So then in the middle of this, Marcos gets a text from his friend that like his best friend's mom has died. And to punctuate the sadness of this moment, we cut to Glenn eating that strange giant cracker that he's meeting all season long. And it's sad. So basically, you know, his, he calls his friend's sister and they're talking and he's just like on top of everything else, you know, he's behind, he's tired and now he's learned

about this, this sad development and he and dinner has to be ready in two hours. So what will happen? That is the cliffhanger. hours so what will happen? Bunch on, ttun, ttun! That is the cliffhanger. So you guys, thanks everyone for listening. We'll be back again later this week with more recaps, Beverly Hills, Dubai, all that fun stuff, bonus episode on Patreon. So thank you all for listening.

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