Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested!

Episode Date: March 31, 2021

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what looks to be a very, very dirty scheme.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap. We just love to talk about on ye old bravo I'm Ben Mandelker joining me. It's the wonderful hilarious just lovable all around great guy Ronnie Karam. What's going on Ronnie?

Well, hello, Ben. How you doing today, honey? Oh, I'm doing just just fine and dandy. I Had a nice casual morning. I had some nice iced coffee and I was tending to my dying plant, which is fun. Thank you to everyone who's reached out with tips on how to fix my plant. Apparently I have not watered her enough, so we're going to be doing that. That's like number one thing. I mean, who needs to be told to water their plant? I mean, I love you. Now listen, now listen,

it was, there was some fear that we had overwaters her, but now it turns out we had under way. Don't act like this is not a constant. I cannot wait until you have a baby. I cannot wait. Never having a baby. But actually, I feel that because I have succulents. And you know,

everyone says those are the easiest things. They're not. Some of them get enough water. One of them is like, hey, like what, I'm dying. I'm gonna die now. I'm like, why are you dying? I water you at the same time as all the other goddamn succulents. Like, why are you the problem?

Yeah, you know. Always. And then it dies. And I'm like, oh, am I supposed to feel bad for you? You got just as much as everyone else, okay? My little special Plant like my little snowflake plant. It's a hundred percent correct and Suckulins are real divas drive me nuts. Yeah, cuz Dom and I have been getting into plants lately so like I started up in herb garden and

You know, we've got we, we've been going kind of nuts and it's been really fun, but it like now all of a sudden we have responsibilities and it's hard. So I will keep everyone's right to make you do it in junior high and also a, I know because of that Sandra Bullock movie 28 days where she was an alcoholic who was chased down by zombies or whatever. Yeah. so yeah, exactly. That's what happens. The other thing is, this is sort of insufferable, but at the same time, I think, but I am gonna just put this out there.

I am thinking about doing a Watcher Crappens Peloton ride. And so if you are a Peloton user, I created the hashtag hashtag Watch for Crappens. And I was thinking about maybe doing it this Saturday. I don't know. But I'm going to come just sort of like workshopping it a little bit about like what class to do.

I've never really organized one of these things. But if it's something you're interested in, you can follow me at Ben Mandelker and hashtag Watch for Crappens. And I'll just put information out over our Instagram. Because it would be kind of fun, I think. So, so keep, keep an eye out for that. And then- Well, just make sure to tell me what course you're doing, because I'll be that person on

the course who runs into the street and throws nails down. Okay, you're fucked up. You're from the pelotonous. Okay, you're fucked up. You're from the pelotonous. I feel like I'm going gonna have a Peloton report about the experience on our next bonus episode, but actually we have a current bonus episode

that's already out where we rant about comedy and it was really cathartic from cathartic and I hope it was cathartic for you too, Ronnie. And I hope people listen to it because I feel like we had a lot of interesting things to say. If I do say so myself and lastly, Ronnie We have some breaking news, Ronnie. Oh god who died?

No one died. Oh, I do not know about this breaking news. Okay, I'm gonna read this headline. I'm reading this headline Real housewives star charged in massive fraud money laundering scheme. Do you know who it is? Doreet or Erica? Which one is it? Federal prosecutors. We're saying federal. This is Theresa G. Oh, Federal prosecutors alleged that Jen Shah ran a telemarketing scheme that defrauded hundreds of victims for years

Okay, everyone here's the story real house has a Salt Lake City star Gen shot this by the way broke eight minutes before we start recording Wow Yeah, yeah, all the freaking phone all day staring at stupid Bravo news you would think I would have seen this Yeah, yeah, no this this literally just broke phone all day staring at stupid Bravo news, you would think I would have seen this. God, you mad. Yeah. No, this literally just broke. Thank you to Michelle Collins for tweeting about it right before I came on here and I saw it on her feed. So she is facing federal charges of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and money laundering

in connection with a purported long-running telemarketing scam fell federal prosecutor set on Tuesday. Shaw was arrested, arrested, earlier Tuesday in Salt Lake City on the indictment out of Manhattan federal court. Stuart Smith, who appeared with Shaw on Real Housewives, was also indicted in the alleged scheme. Oh, Stuart was her... Oh, wow.

He was her gay for pay. Wow. Wait, here's more. So here's what happened to a nicer person, eh? No wonder she never talked about her business in that. And then when they asked her about her business in the reunion, she's like, well, it's a business for marketing.

You know what? Don't you even ask me about my business? Okay? It's marketing all right. And she threw Andy across the room and like hit him on the head with a baby. Yeah. So Jennifer Shaw who portrays herself as a wealthy and successful business person, by the way, I'm reading this off the NBC New York article, NBC New York dot com, who portrays herself as a wealthy and successful business person on reality television and Stuart Smith, who is portrayed as Shah's first assistant, allegedly generated and sold lead lists of innocent individuals for other members of their scheme to repeatedly scam in actual reality and as alleged.

The so-called business opportunities pushed on the victims by Shah, Smith, and their co-conspirators were just fraudulent schemes motivated by greed to steal victims money. That is what the Manhattan US attorney Audrey Strauss said. And you know, that is bad. You know, Jen Shaw, if you are being prosecuted by the Manhattan US attorney, like this is this isn't this the same district that's like going after a Trump. I mean, like I mean, you really fucked up girl. Yeah. They say that they have hundreds of victims, and this is by Audrey. According to the tightman against them, they were there to scam men for at least 9 years, Mr. Munchnik, from 2012 until this month.

Wow. Okay, well, she just became interesting again. I wonder if they're shooting right now. Yeah, well actually I did hear that there is a press conference that's happening right now. Should we just, should we tune in to here? Oh look, I believe is this, oh, spoke swim in for Gensha, it's apparently it's Meredith Marx is taking to the podium.

Oh wow, oh shoot the podium. Oh, wow Question I'll take some questions. I'll engage I've got a question you lady who pretends to be my friend, but then doesn't get mad at people when they say that I'm cheating you You go ahead. I love that. Okay. I have a question Did Gencha defraud any people of Diet Coke? You know to my knowledge of my husband has been faithful ever since we've made out maybe 10 minutes ago And that is all I will content that is all I will comment about okay I'm just engaging from us I am this and gauging I love that one last follow-up question that microphone on the podium can I touch can I touch oh my god for Christ's sake you

know I'm just engaging for okay okay look is coming to the staff look is coming to the stand it's Whitney It's Whitney from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Whitney, will you take some questions with me? Yes, I will. I would be very happy to take those questions. Please. Oh, hi, Whitney. Hi, it's me Audrey from New York News 4. Okay, here's my question Whitney did Jen ever defraud a womb chair so first of all Audrey I want to compliment you on the spray tan you got on your hands that's my god thank you I love that I started a trend yes so the reason why the womb chairs were involved wait let me start again. Oh my god

You're so stupid. I can't even sit through this answer. So okay, so whoom okay boom chairs are like fraud like okay Can I start over? Can I start over? New York weather bad weather wait me have our New York bad weather You're done get off the stand. You're're stupid I can't even take you anymore. Oh It looks like we have a question in the audience from a Durinda medley reporter Durinda medley with New York one Miss medley questions. Yeah, I got some questions Here's my questions, okay, if you're gonna somebody, why are you gonna defraud him after? You know what you mean? You at least need the balls to stick to your original fraud. If you're gonna fraud somebody,

don't go back and then try and defraud somebody, alright? You better back it up, defraud her. You better back it up, defraud her please. Whitney, I think I'm gonna take this one. Miss Medley, we are not engaging with your question. We have listened to it and we have, we've put it into our metaphorical blender without the top on and it's sprayed all over our metaphorical kitchen. So we're just gonna disengage from here.

Thank you very much. Merit, this is a question for Merit if this is Brooks, yourit, this is a question for Merit. This is Brooks, your son. I have a question. Yes. Question to the fabulous fashion designer in the front row there. Yes. Okay, mom. I'm a vegan now, as you know, and we're out of chicken nuggets. Could you do something about that? Well, Brooks, you just have to go to the store and buy the chicken nuggets. They're in the frozen food aisle and you just have to dig all the way in their Brooks. I can't do everything for you. But there's cheese at the grocery store. Chases

gross. Okay, I'll do this for you, Brooks. I don't want you to get upset. Okay everyone this press conference is unfortunately over because I have to get some chicken nuggets for Brooks And I know you better stay so much Yeah, you better get the hell off the stage man You Alright, alright wow Did I miss it? Did I miss it? No, Jen saw. Wow, good luck, Jen.

Good luck to you. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Hope she can behave for herself in court. This should be fun. Count, wait. Oh my god. Wow, just really think the world is done giving you good news. Salt Lake is really, they are, wow, this

is gonna be a great season too. I love, I love this, I love this. I love this. All right. Well guys, this is actually a below tech, sailing all the recaps. So let's get on with that shall we, man? It's a very, very big episode.

And speaking of news, I mean, good Lord, the clients on this trip, the guests, Barry and company, Barry and Tony and company are Apparently monsters, okay people Really I couldn't sus that out the first episode Glad we clear well, we knew that they were monsters, but man you do some googling on these two Okay, so we already know that Barry stole his daughter's

boyfriend, who is Scott, who aptly wears a hat that says dope on it. And so we know that already. What's their other stuff? They became loaded from Bitcoin, and you know I love my crypto currencies, but apparently that's how they became recently loaded. I guess that's why they accidentally asked So

Nouveau, because Tony cashed out like $90 million with a Bitcoin last year, which is crazy. And Safi has had a lot of, first of all, they named for Safi, they have to be fans of absolutely fabulous. And Safi is always abused on that show. Like, just constantly, they just constantly abuse her. And I just think it's hilarious that they dame for that. And then probably constantly abusers, you know, emotionally, everybody.

I mean, yes, I mean, I don't know. Maybe your dad's stealing your boyfriend. That's, I think that counts as abuse. Yeah. Well, see apparently has some blog or something for a magazine called Absolutely fabulous with Safi like live my find my absolutely fabulous life with Safi So wow they really did name her after Safi, which is just I will never I will never stop laughing at that Yes, so she was talking about all the plastic surgery that she's had and that her dad wanted her to get double D's.

But she insisted on a smaller size. This guy's just a fucking monster, okay. What's there other stuff? Well, so you guys, Tony. Just do yourself a favor and Google them. Well, the only other thing that I saw, so Tony was diagnosed with throat cancer a few years ago and Brent,

Brent is actually his nurse and they fell in love. So, you know, romance is alive and well on this show, right? I mean, this family has it all. I have to say watching this episode, I was really struck not just by the general dysfunction of this family, but like the cult, like quality that they have, it seems like Barry is kind of like the leader and he calls all the shots. They all kind of like do what

he says. He may he dresses them to kind of look like him. Like he is oddly controlling and in the in their actions as we'll see. I don't know, the whole thing just felt very strange. It felt like none of them were allowed to have their own personalities or say they just sort of do, they just have to keep him happy. It felt very much like nexium or any of the various cult documentaries

we saw over the past year. Oh really? Not saying they are a cult, but just that cult of personality, right? Where it's just like, it's all about Barry at all times. He's kind of just like super narcissistic. What I see is someone is a gay guy who is raised by a very dramatic mother and we all become our mothers. Oh, 100%. I bet you about my mother all the time, but then I am her. I am her without a red wig. Like I'm very, very close.

So I just figure he's over dramatic because of that. I mean, I don't know. Culture very confusing though, but following Barry, I mean, that's just, that's crazy. That's crazy. It is a cult. I'm saying it's that same kind of dynamic, right? Where people just kind of like,

fawn over one person, like just that scene later in the episode where he is like showing them all footage that he took of them swimming for Luba Tons or whatever. And they're just like sitting there smiling. And I don't know for some reason, the whole thing was like, this is just a weird dynamic in this family. I'm sorry. Yeah.

Well, that's for damn sure. So here we are back on Barry's trip is still the first night and the food is all coming out at different times because, you know, they ordered nine different steaks done differently and everybody had to have different kinds of potatoes. Yes. So, Barry's mad and he's saying, adjust for the future. I don't want to see my daughter finish her food and then I have to look over at Tony and then Tony hasn't had his food but then Tony gets his food

And then when Tony's finished with his food then Brent gets his food But I haven't had my food and he's still eating saffron's almost done eating but then Tony is almost finished eating as well But then Brent's not finished eating do you know what I'm saying all right? You want your food at the same time sir Yes, we get it Listen, I don't want to look over at saffron That's it. I just don't want to look at her why she can hear Do food better and get me a better daughter. That would be great. Get me a daughter with a steak So

So Danny goes to the guy. Just pretty much all she says all up is so DUDD DUDD My feet's cold, DUDD So, uh, so Danny goes and tells everyone in the galley and Natasha's like, we are dealing with nine different guests who want nine different steaks

called at a different temperature and they want fries and mashed potato I'm a fucking chef, I'm not a clown, I don't do magic I'm like well, I don't think clowns do magic, but I see what you're saying. Yes, I agree So wow, there's another job you'd suck at being a clown Exactly, it'd be like why is that clown trying to do magic? So then timey car pulled bunny out of my hat. I just can't keep up So Glenn and Glenn and Daisy are talking and Daisy's like oh the well

I've got to let you know. There's a comment dinner is not it's not coming out at the same time And they I'm just warning you they're gonna have a problem with it yeah, and then Tony downstairs is like you, the only criticism apart from the timing is that it's all code. I'm like, well, how about you just like don't order so many variations of potatoes. I think that's what really slowed everything down. You can only have so many potatoes, right? So stop ordering, just say a bowl of mashed potatoes, a bowl of fries, and you all just deal

with it, okay? And then Barry tells his little kid, he's like, well, you might just well enjoy this because when we get him, you're going to fat camp. It's truly like taking a case in him up. Like iconic cases. That was taken right out of my life. My mother still tells me that, okay?

Like for Christmas, my mom got me diet pills, okay? So, and I actually did go to Fat Camp. People online are having a fit about this scene and I'm like, what's so wrong? My mom's great. Like it could have been worse, it could have been fat school, right? Fat camp is at least fun, right?

So Jean-Luc is, meanwhile Jean-Luc is flirting with Danny and he's saying how like, yeah, you know, you get sort of bored with people from your own country, right? Like American girls are so boring to me. You must get bored with Brazilian guys Just like yeah, I don't like Brazilian guys very much and he's like, yeah, well, maybe you want something new You know something fresh something new something Southern, you know And then she just starts talking. He's like you didn't catch that did you huh something Southern

He's like no come on. You didn't catch I even put a little accent in there something fresh Something new something something she's like oh you're so tall What is that from something southern I'm looking at I don't know I Don't know what it was but Danny was like whatever I feel bad for Danny because I feel like we see her, her general horniness sort of take over, her, her, like, um, her taste levels, right? Like, I feel like, yeah, like all of us, so much. Yeah, like a week ago,

you had too much to go. Yeah, so much just because he saw it. And he's not really even hot, he's just very tall. He's not, he's a little kind of Wolverine-ish. And, uh, you know, a few weeks ago, she was like, even hot, he's just very tall. He's not. He's a little kind of Wolverine-ish. And, you know, a few weeks ago, she was like, oh, no, but now she's kind of like, well, maybe.

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Everything's been wonderful. Well, I have a great time. Absolutely wonderful. Lovely. I'm like, of course, these are the sort of people that bitch and bitch and bitch. And then when you come to check in, it's like, no, it's lovely. It's lovely. And then they're going to go give you a bad review afterwards.

Well, I think he's doing that because Daisy's tabletelling every chance she gets. Yeah. Every time anything happens, she runs up to the captain like, oh, I've got something to tell you, Captain. It's like a conspiratorial little Daisy, you know? Yeah, so he's like, oh, well, he would lose a problem.

Everything all right. And they're like, no, everything's fine. Like, this is my personality. Am I supposed to just stop emoting now? Yeah, so then he's like, well how about this year? And you guys like that? And he's like, absolutely amazing, absolutely amazing. He's like not even paying attention to Glenn.

And he's like, I have a question. What else can we do while we're here with you guys? Is there anything we could do? Like, I don't know. Maybe gay orgy with JL and all the boys? I don a question. What else can we do while we're here with you guys? Is there anything we could do? Like, I don't know. Maybe gay orgy with JL and all the boys? I don't know. Thinking out loud, workshopping that. You know what I was thinking? You guys could sit up a dunk pool filled with bleach and we could just throw apples until Safi falls in. Right. I'm going to let you shut up. I already shocked Sneerbar, I was thinking we could maybe let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that.

I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that.

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I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I'm going to let you show that. I was thinking wouldn't it be absolutely delightful if we just tied Safi up to the top of that Mass and just let her hang there for a few days. Can we do that? That, of course, the person I would expect to do this the most. She had like a steak mustache, you know, like a milk mustache. She had like a steak mustache. I was like, oh, Safi, wipe your lips.

You've got to stay. Poor thing. It's because she's injected and Botox and pulled and I mean, she's got so much done to her damn face, a girl can't even feel her lips. Of course, she's trying to feed her nose a steak, wouldn't you? Yeah, I've just never seen someone get a stake mustache before, but somehow she got one. It was just like stake around the rim of her like, excuse me, missing her mouth. I was like, oh, dad.

Oh, dad. No, we're working on folks with Dei Safi, all right? No, when Dei Safi she has a stake mustache, okay, just see if she looks beautiful. Okay. Safi, look beautiful. Don winter is Safi, she has a steak mustache, okay? Just tell her she looks beautiful, okay? Safi, you look beautiful. Don't have a steak mustache at all. Really not? Really, thanks dad.

So Daisy is trying to get all the debt crew to help with dishes and stuff this whole episode and John Lucas helping, so she's like, you know, thanks for your help, J.A. It's pretty normal on these boats to get some help in it. And he's like, whatever, there's a hot girl here, you know, so he's flirting with Danny over dishes. And he's like, so what's up?

Tell me. Tell me what's up. She's like, nothing. Are you sure? Sure, nothing's up. Want me to stay in a Southern accent? Yeah, I sure. I'm not sure nothing's out want me to say in a southern accent? Yeah, sure a man from the South so then Gary is upstairs and he's like picking up cushions and he's like really annoyed because He's like all all his team is helping the interior, you know because there's nine

Demanding people on board and he's like oh never seen three dick crew having had about the injury. We never get help, but as soon as they need it, we have to go do it right now. I'm like, well, you know what? Remember when you also shot in the toilet right before the charter? Remember when you did that? Like, I'm sorry. Like, this is what happens. You like made life hard for them. So now you have to make life easier for them. And Brent is of course just fall down drunk as usual. Okay. This is what happens. Okay. Because it's like the hookers, both of the hookers first time on a luxury yacht or something.

They were going nuts. So it's bedtime and Jean-Luc tries his flirting again. So he passes by Daisy and he's like, I'm fixing to go to bed, eh? Yeah, use some Mimma language there with fixing. I'll pretend you're on. You like that, you know what a fan-simo with this. What do you think, air?

Who do you think you are? I get to bed already. So, I love to count on Peter's, I don't need you in my face. So, the Mimilgarian Allie are in the crew mess eating a depressing dinner that Natasha has made for the crew and they're just like flirting about nothing interesting and Sydney is in her room and she like at the moment she hears them talking she like wakes up and like jumps out of bed. She pops right up she like jolt's up and lifts her I mask.

Yeah. Jumps out of bed. She pops right up she like jumps up and lifts her I mask. Yeah, and then Ali is Ali is just of course, you know she's just She's dazzling us with interesting commentary. She's like if I see me be I like oh watch that same me the over and over and over again Oh, yeah, what movies they the heels have eyes I was like what Yeah, what movie is that? The Hilt Head Wars! I was like, what? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You think it's gonna be like

Sensor Sensibility or You know, you've got that right now. That's a good one. I love the girl in Glass-Cheers. I've never really understood that, but she doesn't so well. You know what movie I just absolutely love? Faces of death. You ever say that?

It's just charming. Sometimes I just think my favorite show must be be heading videos on YouTube. It's just a good... and I eat a kilo of week, I find something and this is how I do it. I just love food. So course, Cindy walks in and totally breaks up the flirting and she's like, well, my headphones fell and I heard you guys. So I thought I'd just come in here and rummage through something that I don't need just to be here and make sure you guys don't flirt about the hills have eyes anymore. So it's the next day and tonight is gonna be a drag party and Glenn tells Jean-Luc you're gonna be the star of the show dude

And then Glenn everybody's basically getting ready to go and he's asking Jean-Luc if he's okay in that bunk and Jail's like yeah, actually pretty excited about it. Yeah He's basically curl now. Yeah, I love the love the bomb. Yeah, let's great. Yeah, let's wake up it. Yeah. He's basically Carl now. Yeah, I love the ball. Yeah, it looks great. Yeah, look, it's great. I'm going to go on. Y'all.

So then Natasha's making breakfast and the guests are waking up. And so Barry puts in an order for a poached egg with bacon. So then Natasha, meanwhile, is, you know, she's saying how like last night was a disaster. And she's like, you know, I don't train at the best restaurant in the world to be taken down by Barry, okay? So then Barry So now it's time to abuse Safran some more so Barry turns to Safran and he's like So how you gonna feel when Scott is your stepdad, huh? How do you feel?

Yes, you will little little steak, mustache. How do you feel? How do you feel, little, little selfie, little selfie? Who no longer has a boyfriend, but a stepdad? How do you feel, Sophie? I will never call him dad. I'll never be mad. Out, this salt shakeer, hot matey, dad.

Daisy, okay, here's what we'd like for the table. I'll have poached eggs and some bacon. And I think Brent's gonna have some poached eggs, maybe with some lobster, Holland days. And then, I don't know, why don't we just do lovely, just like, a lovely medley of eggs and meats and etc. For everyone. And then for Safron, just give her a bowl of Farina.

That's all she needs. So Natasha's like, okay, here's your poached eggs and sauce. And Daisy's like, um, he didn't say eggs been he said Poached egg she goes normally poached eggs come like this which nothing doubt, okay? I don't know Poached eggs are different days because but I don't like holidays so and she goes beach don't question how to me Do I I don't question how to make a bed? So please don't tell me how to make a poached egg.

It's like she wasn't saying how to make a poached egg. She's saying why is there sauce? And Natasha keeps resorting to dising people on their job. You know, she's like, I don't tell you how to make a bed. And later she's like, oh, go sleep something. So then Barry is like, this is drowning and hauling days. I mean, it's like when saffron came out of the womb. What, I'm a mess.

Listen, you know what, you'll have to take this back. I just want a poached egg for Christ's sake. All right, just think of Brent's brain and go with that. Here's what I want. I just want something plain without any excitement. Plain, boring, lackluster, like like saffron make the saffron of eggs Please yes, all right, you know what make me a poached egg with some falsies all right Let's do that I want just get it out on the table. I don't care how you do it. Thank you so much

So Daisy's like I knew she cooked that up So Ali returns it and Natasha's like I like seriously are you serious right now? I've never had post eggs without this sauce This is ridiculous and Daisy's like well. I've never had it with sauce So if I want sauce I'll say I want sauce. Oh really? Why don't you go and plug the toilet? And then, and then Barry's like, how fucking hard is it to put your nigg? I can't do it. Unoprofessional chef is working the best restaurants in the world actually, I can do it. So, um, so Jean-Luc is just doing work and Gary is like it must be because of the bonks which he's suddenly doing work

I'm And then it's like yeah, that's not the point so then and so then now So tell time it's another tattle tale scene so Daisy runs right up to glian and she's like just so you know They was a bit of a fuck up at breakfast So they said they wanted pitch days, but he's what he's been. Nutrosa makes a biny deeks. And he's like, oh gosh, this is my character. I'm making an eye care face.

I'm really trying here. I'm really trying. Do I look like I care? And then Natasha enters in and she just starts going, no problem, no problem, there was no problem, there was no problem, no problem, no problem, there's no problem though. Yeah, because she catches him and Daisy's like,

Oh, I'm just letting him know about the beanie. I'm saying, Oh, what? What? There's no problem with the beanie. And she tells us, Daisy is such a bitch, running to captain about poach eggs. If your board does the lab for clean or some shit. I was like, ooh, curl, don't ever shame a maid about cleaning. Yeah, because you're likely to get a broom up your ass.

That's right. So now Daisy goes to check in with Barry. She's like, so what do you want to do today? Do you want to go to an island? And then we can abandon you without for several hours? How does that sound to you, buddy? And so he's basically like, they want to go swimming and then they want to launch on this beach.

And Daisy is just like, she's like, there's no way we're gonna serve them lunch on that beach, because things are already disaster. So she's like, so about lunch, you know, I think it'll be better on the boat, you know, then on the beach, you know. But we could do it on the beach too. I mean, if you want to have a crappy lunch, we could feel it with dirt and shit in your mouth, you know.

But we could also do it here on the boat, and they're like, you're able to do it on the boat. Well, after that crap, she sent me this morning. I wanted to make her job harder So let's have sushi on the beach then and Tony's like, but it will be warm They should do it on the boat then you should you go with there will be drinks here He's like fine. We'll do it on the boat Yeah, so they're like okay, so just could we just have some sushi and some nigiri? You know what nigiri is?

It's basically sushi and a bow. You know, that's all it have. And then Scott, the, you know, prostitute number one is like, I'd like to have some chicken tenders and fries, please. It's just like, yeah, oh gosh. It's like, oh, I'm not eating sushi. And I think this is where he's wearing his dope hat, which is just so perfect. And then Barry's like, a no-sources,

I bet that's a teriyaki. It's like, okay, okay. You know? No sauces, except for the one that was really popular in the 90s. So, I've never on sushi really, is it? Is teriyaki sauce a popular sauce with sushi? No, but people do order chicken teriyaki.

Sometimes at sushi places, especially if they don't eat sushi, but still Oh, just like It's still like and here's a thing with our sushi. No bune sauce, please have that on the side. Thank you So well if she fucks this one up, I'm gonna have to cook the next meal myself. I said we should bring our own chef I said we shouldn't yeah I said we should bring our own chef. I said we shouldn't. Yeah. And meanwhile, so Brent is very scared.

Now they're gonna go swimming and Brent is very scared of whales. He's like scared to go swimming because there may be whales in the water. So, so odd for someone who's landed one recently, but there you go. So he's scared of whales. And then Safron goes,

look, sharp. And no one laughs. Quot saffron, otherwise he going back into the cage. So Daisy goes down to the, goes down to the galley and of course she's so passive aggressive. She has this big smile on her face and she goes, so they won't see she in a gerry for lunch, but Naysauce is because I think they're quite traumatized from the holidays, you know what I'm saying? Remember that when they have the holidays and I told you not to make the

holidays, how? Oh, so Natasha's like, could you write that down please? And she's hating her, right? You just see her gift for the dirtiest look. So then they're on their way to this little island and on the boat very goes, all right, it's a race getting the water and swim. It's a race for a pair of Louis Vuittons. Come on. Like, what? What is this weird family that does this? Like it's a race for Louis Vuittons. We don't like losers in this family. Come on, we don't like losers. Oh, I'm sorry, Seth Franz Did I say that too loudly in front of you? Hmm, the swish family Robinson. I love that So Barry's like come on, Seth Louis Vuitton. Oh come on you bitches

Listen, I can tell you two is not my kids my kids would do anything for a pair of Louis Vuittons We don't like losers around here All right, guess what you all get get Luba Tons, except for Safran. She just gets some palm fronds from that local tree over there. Okay, enjoy everyone. Until Safran agrees to get breasted, give her scoliosis. She gets nothing from me. Oh look, Safran, you're scaring away all the people, all the fish in the ocean. That is so amazing. What an honor for you to be so horrific to all the marine life. So Natasha's boning her fish and Allie asked her about dinner and it's going to be a party night guys.

So now everybody is late. I mean, this family really does nothing. I'm glad they had that swimming moment because the rest of the time, pretty much is them sitting in a semi-circle on this really rocky beach listening to very bitch about everything. Right. But on top of that though, I mean, Jean-Luc was supposed to make that beach look cute. I don't know why it was Jean-Luc's duty to do that because I would never trust him to make anything look cute. And all he did was set up a bunch of chairs in the semi-circle. So they're just sitting there with nothing to do. It's not cute. There's no cocktails. There's nothing. And so now Barry is like, you know what I would like.

I just like some plain sandwiches. Maybe some vodka and some coaks. You know, things like that, which I'm like vodka and coke. Okay, live your life. Plain sandwiches, like that's an interesting request. I want some plain sandwiches. You know what I'd like a very plain An interesting sandwich. Oh we call them saffrons. Can we get some saffrons in here, please?

They're made on milk coast so forget that out They're really but they're also here's the thing. He's not really wrong in a lot of this stuff, right? He's an asshole, but his complaints are pretty much valid so far. What the hell are they doing there? They're sitting on folding chairs at the beach. Nothing's going on. Nothing to drink. This is crazy. So he sounds like an asshole, but they have like zero service. They just have some weird lurch standing there staring them down. Yeah.

So very radio. These have some snacks, like some platters with cheese or whatever. Because I think they said we don't want lunch. We'll have lunch on the boat, but it's like, but it's implied that when we go to the beach, we're also gonna like, I give a speech.

And he said, I can't set up a little bar. I mean, come on. So I've seen below deck, I know how it works, guys. Okay. So they, you know, and he's fairly nice about it, I guess,

but Gary Radios and like, they'd like some sandwiches and both Really some so does and I don't know just making something good for him Yeah, and Daisy's like fucking he's on the way Yeah, so now he so now Gary has to go back with a tender to the boat and the tender's doing something really weird So he gets back to the boat So he starts heading back to the boat and then then meanwhile, Barry is just like, you know, talking to the group. He's got nothing. Barry basically has nothing to do. He's just trying to throw up trouble. So he starts pestering.

He starts pestering him. And he's like, all right, everyone, who's your favorite crew member? And Brent is like, I like long legs. And because they are like all obsessed with Jean-Luc for some reason, again hi, you saw please talk Yeah, and so then the tender gets back to the main boat and it's hydraulic line is all burst and there's oil everywhere inside And it's kind of a huge disaster And then back with Barry's like all tell you what these sandwiches are taking a long time I feel like I'm wasting away over here, but you don't complain to the chef for just spitting your food, you know her. You know I know there's a lot of me to waste away, but this is bad. Just look at me!

Just look at me! Ha! At least we could get that boat back for a little guttural noise. Sounds like saffron of the talent show. Remember that saff. Barat's meant. If we don't finish this experience up soon, my blindingly pair of sun might get a fraction less blindingly pair at the moment. We have to finish this up, this is taking too long. So they're joking that they had to, Tony's like, they had to cut the charter because they lost the guests. Yes, we left them in an alcove in Croatia. like they had to cut the charter because they lost the guests. Ha ha ha ha.

Yes, we left them in an alcove in Croatia. Yeah. So now it's been 30 minutes since the sandwiches have been ordered and Glenn is calling Bruno who's the norma of boats. And he basically is like, can we rent a tender and everything? And now it's, so now it's 45 minutes. The clock, this one of these things

where like the clock is progressing, and we're going back and forth between what the disaster on the boat and then bury on the beach. And the time is just like taking away. And now Barry is like, do we have Captain Glenn's mobile? Can I call him on the mobile? I just want to send in pictures of my stupid daughter, Safron, be like, look at this crazy beast we found on the beach. It'd be hilarious. I'm gonna work on it. I'm gonna work on it before I do it. I'm gonna make it funnier. You know what I'm saying. So Daisy goes to Glan and she's like,

we've got Sandra, she's in Dakota. And he says, all right, half an hour. And she's like, I don't think that's gonna work. So she suggests that they paddle boards and drinks out there, which of course she ain't gonna paddle board, but she'll suggest that somebody else does. And of course, Alice, like, I can do it.

He's just never known who's at there looking at you. Not kidding. And finally, some fun to me. So then, but it's actually Sydney who winds up going over on a paddle board with the food at the drinks, which was, it was pretty baller, but it was also very nerve wracking. I was like, this shit's all going to wind up in the ocean. Like, we all know this, right? Like, I fully expected a wave or something to happen, but she actually gets it to them.

And it's pretty amazing. And then so they finally get their sandwiches and then Barry starts eating his and he's like, oh, the sandwich is a bit plain, isn't it? It's just plain sandwich, it's not happening. I'm like, you literally asked for a plain sandwich. It's on camera. You said, can I have a plain sandwich? Because I need to teach her how to make a fucking sandwich.

Such a little bitch, this guy. So, Jay, John Luke is like, okay, here she is. And he's like, who is it? Have we even met that one? Oh yeah. All right, who do you think is pretty? Who do you think it is? And he says, oh, her name is Danny. He's like, oh, you? Have we even met that one? Yeah. All right, who do you think is pretty? Who do you think it is?

And he says, oh, her name is Danny. He's like, oh, you'll have to show me that one. You have to show me that one when we get back. Oh, God, these sandwiches are terrible. All right, let's get back. Wow, what a fun day. You sat in the semi-circle, ate a sandwich really fast and went back.

Yeah. Ropel was ripped off his money, food. Yeah, exactly. So now the new tenderer worth all this money, food. Yeah, exactly. So now the new tender arrives. So Gary, um, uh, Gary tells us that he was like really happy the tender arrived because he didn't want to have to paddle board nine guests back. He goes, because that would have been like a cat dropped into what a

frantic like that. I'm like, I am not following you. Gary now, I'm, you've lost me. Oh, um, so then back on the tender, there could be back on the tender and Natasha is talking to Daisy and she's like in a restaurant you can do it but you know what, I can't do it, I cannot do it this sushi and then do a sandwich and then do this. Next thing you know there's going to be 10 potatoes, not going to get my door asking to be prepared different ways.

Okay, I cannot do this whole thing by myself. Yeah, and then Glenn is losing it because they have to move this broke contender out of the way so it's not an eye sore. So in the process of moving the broke contender away, it's like, you know, it's starting to scratch up his new paint job and he's like, the fuck contender is stretching up the fucking new paint job.

I'm so mad right now. Oh good, got that out. Okay, everyone, I'm back to being nice, kept in the glen, okay. I'm back to being nice. Captain Glenn. Okay. So Danny sets the table nice for dinner and bears like, whoa, that's a nice table. Oh Get everyone thin. Get in there. Go on Brent. All right. Slide in there. I have high expectations of this dot To I meant meal. I'm sorry. I couldn't even pretend safe I meant me, I'm sorry, I couldn't even pretend, Saf. Anyone who's not going to Fat Camp goes slide right into this table, okay, little boy, I don't even know your name, you stay here on a separate chair, and Safron, you're not going to Fat Camp, but you are sort of a bother, so you get to stand there in the corner.

Okay, great, ready for lunch. So Danny's like, they're already sitting down. And Daisy's like, 35 minutes early. She didn't give me. Oh, yeah, get it, man. I got the player that already sitting down at the table. Or ready for the table. Yeah. She's only made about 12 times. She's fair.

We have half an hour still. Well, you know what? Just tell them that we want it. Sorry. But the chef said that she's worked for the best chefs in the world. If she can't get it russled up for Nand, and she's worth this, best chefs in the world. If she can't get it ruffled up for Nahn, then she's worthless, isn't she? Yeah, well, she didn't run like the kitchen by herself at those restaurants. She just learned

how to make good food. But like, when there are nine people who come in and there's no sous-chefs or, you know, any sort of like expediting or whatever, you know, it just doesn't go so easily, you know, and also, by the way, those top restaurants in the world, you can't just like, you can't go into the French lounge and be like, by the way, I also want like a bowl of potatoes, mashed potatoes and garlic mashed potatoes and wasabi mashed potatoes and fries and cheesy fries and all that stuff.

It just isn't gonna work. I mean, maybe with a special order, so like get the fuck out of here. But you can't just come in with the table of nine and sit down whenever you want to either sir Yeah, so Daisy comes out. She's like we communicate to T.T. There she didn't we we can start bringing it out, but she's not done yet Is that all right does anyone gonna get hurt here? And he's like it's fine just just do it, you know

So Ali's talking to Gary and it's Just just do it, you know, so Ali's talking to Gary and it's Thirding session. Oh, yeah, she's like strong with yeah, and he says oh no, she's broke because at the ramah And we're here. Hi. I'm just been safe and sound Yeah, and she's and he's like it's good to see you smiling You look you look you look you said earlier and she's like, hey, I'm sitting up, sitting about my paw and they're just talking and he goes, see, you didn't, you didn't get a good nod, you need one of those when you got to bed. And, well, I'm making him Irish now because everything's a disaster on this show. But I'm like, also like, are you really going to turn her grandfather's death into like,

an occasion for flirting? Yes. Yes. If the old, hey, your grandpa just died, want to fuck now? Yeah. Trick. So now, Barrett, Barrett, now Danny is at this table and Barrett is like, Danny, if you are to repopulate the earth with a crew member, who would you choose? And do you think your children would look like Safi over there? Because then you might question whether

it's worth it. Am I right, everyone? Am I right?" And she's like, you know, on these things, the guests either ignore you and treat you like crap or then you get like, Barry, like, what's going on. So here's what I do in every situation. I have stew face. And she just like smiles and mounts her head. And so she answers that it's Jean-Luc and they're all ooo and aww. And he's like, you know what? He's like, you know what? This is Stamford. The Lumber. So then Natasha's plating in the galley and then Daisy walks in and is like, OK, they're all sat down now.

You're already now with your sous-shit. And Natasha's like, well, you're telling me you're propped him's Daisy. And she goes, what? She goes, wah! And it goes like, I don't know why. I actually don't know why Natasha said that. Like, why are you telling me your problems?

Yeah, that makes no sense. And she's like, well, I'm just saying, I'm just saying what they're doing, you don't have to be like that in the Tasha just laughs. So then Gary goes to the guest and he's like, hello guys, water toys. We've got a sausage. You'd like that. And they're like, no, that's gross. No, it's disgusting. If I go on that, I'll end up sinking. You can tell they're hungry because they didn't

make a joke about sausage, you know. So they just didn't have the they didn't have it in them. So, and then they're like, they're talking about doing water toys and, and bear is like, are you going in the water, literally boy? And he's like, no, I'm not, it's like, why are you not going into the water? He goes, I can't check a billion there for that. Oh, no, Safi is right here next to us, don't you worry? All the police is right on this boat. In with that. You know, I thought, look at, you know, it looks like I'm not the only one who wants to go away. Look at Safi over there.

She's wasting away. I'm sorry. I meant to say she's a waste of space. Different, different phrase. So the sushi is served and it gets bread stamp of approval. Brent likes it everybody. Rest, rest, rest safely, okay?

Brent who's just like, shoveling it in his mouth in his mouth like again like I don't think that Brent has ever eaten her drink before he came on this But he every time we see him he's just shoveling stuff into his mouth. Yeah So Natasha comes out to talk to them and bears like take a seat take a seat the sushi is delicious All right now let's talk about dinner all right She was probably glad you're enjoying it because I didn't say I was enjoying it. Alright. Don't understand what that means is either let's just move on. So dinner and she goes well and Scott just fights and he goes I want chicken tenders with fries. Yes. So by the way so I miss So earlier, he didn't want chicken tenders with fries during the sushi.

He just wanted chicken. He just wanted chicken teriyaki, I guess. That would explain the teriyaki sauce. No. So I'm sorry that his chicken request, I'm sorry I got his chicken request mixed up everyone. I feel like a regular daisy. So Barry is telling Brettony he's like guys I'm glad you're here I wanted to tell you secret alright saffron's immediately just kidding. We already knew that. I'm gonna propose

I'm gonna propose to my twink alright. What do you guys think of that and? Because I was gonna do it tomorrow. You know make like a special time of it, but it might be weird to ask him a drag, you know? And I just know that tomorrow's your birthday, and I didn't want to overshadow it, but I thought, you know what would be great is if I overshadowed Tony's birthday. So that's the new plan. You don't mind to you, and Brett goes,

it's poetic in a way. It's literally not even poetic. It's like nothing poetic about it. It's just in a way. It's literally not even poetic. There's like nothing poetic about it. It's just a proposal. There's like nothing poetic about that. There's nothing poetic about proposing to your trick who you still from your daughter. On your actual birth day.

On your actual birth day on a reality show. There's nothing poetic. There's nothing. Sorry, on a reality show. There's nothing poetic. There's nothing. Sorry, maybe a derr. So sales up and they're like, don't the guests want to see this? I mean, this is a huge thing. You know, the sales are going to go up. And then the boat's going to go on its side.

And then possibly a cutting board's going to fall. And I mean, am I the only one that thinks this is exciting, guys? Let's get on board. But the guests don't come up. They're just downstairs watching a video on There is parents phone of Gary just be rating them as they swim to the shore and they're like cracking up But I'm like like I get it You know when you when you take videos with your friends and you watch them back you're always cracking up But I and this one I was really struggling to see what they were laughing at because it was just them swimming and then being like, hurry up, you stupid fiends, hurry up and they're all like, oh, Barry, you're hilarious. Um, so what then we just hear one of them

go, this may sound strange, but I think the boat's moving. That is a strange thing. That's a strange, that does sound strange. I can't believe a boat would move in the water at all. So Danny and John Luke are watching Sunset together and she's like, okay, now another guest asks you who you would peak if the world ends. So who, who did you pick? And he's like, you of course, she's like, oh my god, you so cute. And Ali, she's talking to Ali now. And Ali's saying, I thought you're just playing a rambler to him not wanting anything serious. Just like a deal with Gary. Even though I told him what, maybe I watch over and over. The heroes have on.

I don't know what I really love. I sort of do like you and J.A. together, so it could be like if Jason Voorhees and Freddie Krueger got together just be the most adorable little friendship. And Danny says, you know, I like him, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe I'm just curious to see how it would work because I'm 5'3". Okay, this man is huge. She wants to see that dick, That's what it's all about.

She's like, she just wants to see if it's huge. So then, um, so now Daisy and Gary are nearby and are, they're talking and Daisy is, she, she wants the, the boys to dress up for, uh, in, in drag for dinner and Gary's like, eh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, And I couldn't do that on the straight down. And Daisy's like, oh, come on. You wouldn't have to go balls out. Oh, no, Daisy, sorry. She's like, come on. You wouldn't have to go balls, you know, just to make up in the trees. No, not to go balls out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I haven't forgotten you darling. And I feel like these guys have never done drag or seen drag

because then they're talking and drag and they're like, Hi, my name is Brittany. Like what you do when you're like a kid and you're talking like a girl or pretending to be Safron. Done! Yeah, this is a kind of straight guys doing drag, right? I felt like that too. I mean, not that they act of straight guys doing drag, right? I felt like that dude was like, if you guys ever, I mean, not that they act like

straight guys, it's just how straight guys would think that it's done basically. Even saffron picks up on it. She's like, the way that you're speaking, it's like, hello, what's going on here? What's saffey? It's not into into and to speak to not. So they're all taking a group picture outside waiting for dinner. And Natasha is making Caprarese salad with barada. The most orgasmic cheese you can think of.

And chicken nuggets. Yeah. So they serve this this Caprese. And like, so there's this duo. We haven't talked about them very much, but there's like a duo of teenage sons Um, and they don't talk. They just sort of they are just very morose and they walk around They're kind of like if the twins from the shining were boys and they were a teenage and had tattoos That's what these boys would be and they just sort of like morosely look at everything

So one of them gets served this caprese and he like looks at it and he snips and he goes It's strong isn't it like he snips the barata barata isn't strong Barata is literally mozzarella. It's literally mozzarella in like a different formation And it is so mild. I just love that these guys are just like it's strong I'm like you literally don't even know what you're talking about you don't know I'm like they go it smells horrible and saffron goes, yeah, it's only for all the people of 30. It's a very, don't dish in it, in it. Um, I'm just like angry because I feel like Barata is,

like, so special and to see these kids be like, it's strong. Like, even if you say you don't like the way it tastes, or you don't like the texture, that's fine, but don't like accused Barata of being something that it's not, because even Barry, even Barry stands up for the Barata. This is where Barry wins some points from me. He's like, I think it's quite delicious. I'm like, yes, Barry, yes, yes, you are now my friend.

You stand up for Barata. Finally, we're being served something that looks like me in a speedo. I love it personally. I just got saffroned. All right. So then we go down to the mess and Daisy's like, boy, is he gonna get dressed?

And he goes like, no, no, no, no, come on, we gotta do the kid in marine. And Glenn says, we'll count the night person to, oh, did I just give away your excuse? Yes, you're gonna have to put on a dress guys And Gary's like all right Do you have any stockings for me and days like Gary? I haven't one swarm stockings is not to non-dance What do you think about what you're talking about stalking so you're crazy? He's like

So back at the table Tony's like can we get fries? I mean, I'm just not a cheesy person. And then Brent's like, yeah, I'm not a cheesy person. And then like does a Kenyan War fan flip thing where he's got like a fan and he just Rooms it open. I mean, they just want fries all the time. I mean, like, I love a fry. Everyone loves fries, I think, but I mean, I mean, come on. So, so they basically, they order the fries and Daisy goes downstairs and says, Oh, they want a fries and Natasha's like, oh, she's like, I told them fries with the main

course. She's, well, they want them now. So Natasha's like, you know, she's like, they're trying to fuck with me. But then you know, Natasha, I've been pretty much on Natasha's side for this whole thing But she hasn't even started cutting potatoes for the fries. They've got appetizers the main course should be out in what five minutes Yeah, why don't you have potatoes cut? What is going on? And why is so why is someone? Why is someone who's the chef of a group of people that orders fries at every meal not thinking? Hey, I'm gonna have some potatoes cut. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna order fucking fries.

I actually agree with this. I actually agree. I, and even last episode with the steaks and the potatoes and all that stuff, yes, all those potato requests were crazy, but even last week we said, that being said, it shouldn't be too hard to like cook a whole bunch of steaks all at once. And it shouldn't be too hard to make a big bowl

of mashed potatoes and then like, portion off different ones and put different flavorings in them. But what, what do I know? Like, it shouldn't take too hard to make a big bowl of mashed potatoes and then like portion off different ones and put different flavorings in them. But what do I know? Like it shouldn't take an hour and 20 minutes to get all that food out. I don't think. So yeah, so the tricks really still hate their cheese. They're still going on and on about how much they hate cheese. So we had this taste of ever-hawd. And Brent's like, I'm gonna go down then beat her with my wig. Jesus.

You are here for a freezer. It's bad enough when Gary does it, but please, you're at the nurse, be quiet. You're like the, your Tony's help, be quiet, sir. So guests have high hopes for the lobster, and they're just really excited for it. And so Barry is saying, he's like muttering that Natasha is really embarrassed by all the food,

which is why she hasn't come out to talk to them and everything. And just like there's like pandemonium as they're just arranging, it's just like lobster's getting ready. And then the decans are getting into there, well they're not really getting into drag, they're actually dragging their feet.

Huh, we'll play on words by accident. They're up on the, they're up on the roof, are getting into, well, they're not really getting into drag, they're actually dragging their feet. Huh, we'll play on words by accident. They're up on the, they're up on sort of like the roof, the top deck, just hiding away from days and everything. Which is really obnoxious because we see every other season of every other blow deck. This happens with a guys have to dress up in bathing suits or a drag and not saying, I always think it's actually kind of weird

that they do it, that they have to do it, but that being said, everyone just does it and these guys are being real slouchers about it. Oh, I thought they were waiting up there because they were waiting for service, like they didn't want people to see them because they're doing the service of the food. So Daisy has to come get them and tell them,

hey guys, it's time to serve the food or whatever. Oh, I thought they were just like trying to avoid getting into drag. Oh, oh, I don't think I don't know. So I don't remember. So they're basically, they do, they all do it, right? And so everybody gets their food and they start, they start carrying out this course and Gary, of course, is like, I'll feel sexy. He's fluke.

Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy. Gary of course is like I'll feel sexy He's And bears like daisy seriously can we get some beer here and then the queens come out with the food and then Brent of course jumps to his feet and just bends over the table Brent by the way had also was like also very snotty about his lobster He was like I want more lobster. I'm used to having three pounds of king crab, and I eat it all myself. So, wow, you're very entitled for a plus one, aren't you?

Yeah, so Daisy is feeling a little bit better about Gary now, because I shave some effort, but I'm getting sick of repeating myself. We should straw for the best decision, and if everyone did their part, I wouldn't come across as such a bitch, and I wouldn't have to be such a mom, it's getting old, it's getting old. You know who else is getting old? Her name rhymes with PATHRON. Mariah? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We're we're it's you know, it's quite funny that you service me because when we named everything is her name should either be saffron or barata And we decided to go saffron, but nowadays. I thought I think that kind of like a sloppy mozzarella kind of fits it This now do more. What do you guys think? Oh?

Gosh Stop being a monster saffron Dad stop trying to spread me on toast. I'm not Well that brings us to the end of below deck sailing everybody What an exciting what what what a crazy episode. I my mouth is of, my jaw was a gape for a lot of it. And you know what, at the same time, you are kind of right. Like, they are fussy and they are, they're demanding, but at the same time, they're demands actually are not

really unreasonable. They're actually pretty, they're like, they are reasonable demands, but they just are kind of obnoxious to the way they present them, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, berries, berries in asshole, but at least, hey, look, he made me laugh, so. Oh my God, that's a great episode.

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