Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckSailing: There Will Be Bronzer

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the worst head in jury in franchise history, and the worst bronzer mishap in franchise history. Plus, Gary and Daisy locked lips like two sea anemones stuck on each other. What a night to be alive.Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/63843306Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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This episode, wow. I mean, I was like, I, there were times, I was like, I have to stop this right now and send out a tweet. And then the tweet I would send out was like, I'm breathless, you know, I just, I couldn't believe it. It was just had every corner of this episode was crazy. Becoming one of those gays, I have lost all feeling in my hands

and my feet this episode, that's me breathless. Yeah, that's, that is exactly, I literally sent out a tweet from our account last night saying, below Jack's telling you out, I have no words. Very dramatic. I don't think you should ever post that from a podcast. The one thing we have to have is words. I know someone actually responded, said, well, he better find some for tomorrow.

So the word you guys, the words have arrived. I had words are here. Yeah. The words have arrived. Um, I had words, um, trash garbage. Your piece is a shit. Get to fuck off my boat. Uh, hope I never see you again. Hope you get dragged. You know, this is one of the times that, um, people are on Facebook like, here's their business. Their personal injury lawyers, which A make so much sense.

And B, I don't know what I just want to, um, alphabetize things today, but it makes sense that their personal injury lawyers, which A make so much sense. And B, I don't know what I just want to alphabetize things today, but it makes sense that their personal entry lawyers. But also it was one of those times that I was like, yeah, ruin those fucking people. Because usually, I'm like, you know, it's just T.V. Don't go ruin their real life. Fuck you guys, okay? You're both garbage. All three of you are garbage, okay? Janelle and Rhett. The winners of this episode. Yeah. American Heroes. I felt like I was watching this show and we've seen Erica and Cindy on reality TV many times. But, and I've always been like, well, you know, they're like,

they're just silly, but this is the first time I felt like watching the three of them and they represented everything that was wrong. That was that is wrong with our society and our culture and everything. Anything that's wrong with the world, I feel like it's personified by these three people. I really felt that from the depths of my soul, like everything. And this guy, so I saw I read an article yesterday where Erica was being interviewed on monsters critics. and she's like, oh, well, he was just really acting. He was a theater major in college and even though it's not scripted, he just really wants to lean into it to make it entertaining. I'm like, no, no, no, this is bullshit. This is, this guy is a piece of shit turd, broken, melted dildo face asshole.

I don't know, I'm in another word, but I can't think of one scumbag. Yeah, and he's a piece of shit. And then in an interview, I think I mentioned this last week, but he's like, oh, Daisy's mad. Well, I can't help it. My wife is pretty in her. It's like, oh, okay. Okay.

But yeah. So let's start where we left off last week. Erica is telling Daisy they're all at the omelet table. So I'm calling the dinner table from now on the omelet table where Chuck is, you know, ranting and raving about everything basically. And so Daisy comes out and Erica's like, my mom and Chuck have been disappointed

and don't say you weren't because I'm gonna be really mad if you guys saying that you weren't disappointed and Chuck's like, it's not disappointed, it's more like, disgusted. I don't want it, it's not good. And in the air, because like, you eat McDonald's and he goes, McDonald's is better than this. Now, I will say in Chuck's defense,

there are times when I've had, I've eaten food out in the world. I say, you know what McDonald's is better than this. But I do not believe this is one of those times. I think he is just a pig. He is a pig with no taste buds who is a spoiled brat and has never had anyone say no to him. And he's just never gotten punched in the face. And guess what? I really hope that's coming to him. I think he has been punched in the face. Look at it. He's like this. He's like, it's Jaws literally to the side. Like he's been punched 10,000 times and still doesn't learn.

You know, he's one of those like egg-shaped things that you had when you were a kid that you would punch and it would come right back up. You know, those inflatable egg things. Yeah. Yeah, but also, okay. On the other hand, you know, if inflatable egg things. Yeah. Um, yeah, but also, okay. On the other hand, you know, if this was anybody else with any kind of,

Koof, get some Koof. Like they say on Jersey. If you had any Koof at all, you'd kind of be on his side. The brown, the, on the West Brown. There was. It did come out with tomatoes, which he didn't ask for. You know, like there are stuff like you have complaint, but you're just such a monster of a fucking human being, you know?

Yeah, because it was like a very solvable like, hey, this is almost overcooked and it also has tomatoes, which I can't eat or I don't want, I hate tomatoes. Could you please send this back and bring me a new one? And it's just done. It's done just like that. But he rants and he raves and then he says last night was one of the top five worst meals of his life or something like that When actually the night before he said it was one of the top five best meals. It was just so over the top and rude and disrespectful

That it was yeah And I said that Daisy was out there. It's the captain actually and he's like well He's still doing to understand what the problem is. Really? And Eric is like, well, my mom didn't like the food last night. Just be honest, mom. Just be honest and Chuck's like, you don't put foodie sauce on a steak. What was that? So now I feel like I'm losing money just by sitting here looking at this disgusting food. And and Eric is like, that's a bitchy thing to say because I would not say it's disgusting. He's it's Inetable So then Daisy is downstairs with Marcos and she was like just to warn ya

Charles is like this is fucking disgusting and he doesn't like his dinner and he doesn't look his omelet And he doesn't like his sticks adjust to Yeah, I hope this doesn't distract yet And something happens here like yeah, I don't know tear your scalp off or something like that He wasn't no good food if he got it scout missing if someone came up and scapped him right now Sorry, what's future sorry that's a future story from me. Hey,'t no good food if someone scaped it off his head and fed it to him. Sorry, and Mark doesn't like that. Sorry to the future.

But yeah, it's like the worst outlander ever. It's like the least romantic outlander ever. It's like, I'm Daisy from your future. Just saying sorry, you know, about making hurt in yourself comments back there. All right. Oh, so Mark is like, but yesterday didn't he say it was good? And she's like, no, well, I guess he didn't think that. You know what I'm like.

I'm like shaking. I'm shaking right now. That was daisies. That was daisies tweet from our account last night. But oh, I'm shaking. I'm saking. I have no words, right? So then she's like, well, I just want to learn. Yeah. And so then, by the way, last week we were calling you're like,

holler, whatever her name is hailey. Okay, her name is hailey, but it's spelled H-A-L-H-E or is it H-A-H-L-E? Either way, it's an extremely unconventional spelling of hailey. And she's telling, she's telling I think, Glenn or someone like, well, I actually thought last night the food was good, but I have a different palette. So she's just trying to be really polite

to be like, I'm not a monster like this fuckface. Also, your wife is the one who set that entire menu because no one would let him cook what he was planning on serving. So, and Chuck's like, yeah, but you know what? I would be happy if I could eat some quality food. That's when I'm gonna be happy. And the captain's like, well,

I'm gonna find a solution to this. Dinner is gonna be amazing. Don't you worry about that. And Cindy's just sitting there smiling. You're such an embarrassment. You, lady. You are such an embarrassment. You, lady, you are such an embarrassment. You, this is your tree that all this rotten fruit's

just shitting all over, okay? Yeah, I mean, for real. And she just, this oblivious woman who doesn't, she, you can see she's so, she only really thinks about herself and like maybe her daughter that she's just oblivious to the things around or the things that, the things that she sets into motion,

the chaos that she causes other people. She's just not concerned with it and she doesn't care about it and it's terrible. So then downstairs, Daisy's planning something with Gary, which isn't really important, except for the fact that there's just a lot of Daisy planning, which is like, okay, so I'll come back on the food trip. And then I'll swap me house with the other guest and they'll be a picnic and I'll go on the boat and I'll pick up the beach, I'll go to the beach, I'll pick things, so I'll come back on the food trip. And then I'll swap me house with the other guests,

and they'll be a picnic, and I'll go on the boat, and I'll pick up the beach. I'll go to the beach, I'll pick things up, and I'll come back on the beach, and the guests will go to the beach, but I'll be on the boat, and the guests will be on the beach. But then I'll sit Ashley,

but then Gabriella will go there too, and the beach and the tent on the beach and the tent on the beach and the tent on the beach. It's like, she does such a big download so quickly, and Gare's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She does so much that she literally exhaust herself because after she's done with all that, she always goes like, she puts her hand on her forehead like.

I can't. I can't. Every time it's so funny. So then Erica's walking around with a big water stain on her butt, which makes sense because they're on a boat, but I was still like, LOL. And Erica's like, okay, I'm just asking my friend, were you okay with the food last night? Cause really, I wasn't in shock, wasn't in the, and her friends like, yeah, but he's

not ever happy with anything. Just I don't, you know, check likes to be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa them and just like, I want you to go and you meet with them and you hear exactly what they want, you know. And then but Glenn is, uh, Glenn's pissed off at these people because he's like, who comes on a yacht and says the food isn't as good as McDonald's. I mean, show some class, show some class. It's like coming up, Gary sticking his penis into a wine glass. For some reason. He's chosen class on this boat.

Uh, so Colin, who's just his shit story, self, through this whole thing, um, he's getting lunch together and he's like, that guy's going to complain because it doesn't taste to look like a happy meal. Anybody else in here run happy? Let's talk about it. Anyone want to cry? Come to Cully Wally. Anybody ever cry made out?

Why don't you make it? We someone make it feel better. Anyone have dog sister issues? Dog sister issues? I swear there's got to be somewhere around here somewhere. A dog sister issue? No, sorry, a dark sister, but it sounded like dog sister. I don't want to have some issues that are dark, pertaining to the sister. So Gabriella is clearing, she's having to clean Chuck's room and he's in there. He's on the bed and he just covers his face and he's like, where's my sunglasses?

Where's my hat? I'm like, where's all the important shit that I can't find cause it's so fucking dark in here? Oh you mean because you made them put up a wall divider? Fuck an idiot? A black curtain in your room, maybe that's why. Ugh, so he's just like, just horrific. So um, so then we get like a little quick vignette, the stuff happening on deck of Gary basically like, You gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you gotta rap it out, you We shuppered up from the north of England. You sat me up to Val. And Daisy's doing the same thing she was before. And then what we're gonna do,

we're gonna go on tour beach. There's gonna be a tunnel. And we're gonna put some food on the table. It's gonna be a picnic. Oh, God, I'm wrecked. I'm wrecked. Wrecked from all that. So how he and Janelle are talking,

and Janelle's like stressed out. She's like pacing around. And how he is saying, what are you shaking your head about? Are you still mad about earlier? And she's like, oh my god, that night, complaints about everything. I like everything that guy complains about. So the beach picnic is upon us. Yeah. So Tom is starting to set up the beach picnic. Tom and someone else I forget who,

because there's a lot of arm shirts. And so they're setting up the tent, and then meanwhile, Chuck is now back up on the deck, and he's like, where's all the alcohol that everyone's drinking that I don't have, huh? And then, so, Rhett and Janelle, you mentioned Rhett earlier, but so Rhett and Janelle are in the corner,

and they can't stand him. And Rhett's just mumbling. He goes, I think that's the first person I've met who's worse than I am. He's like, I'm a terrible person. And this guy's worse than me. And Janelle just goes, yeah, yeah. Because Janelle has had to deal with wretz annoying ass. And now she sees someone even worse and she's going to go for it. You know, Janela's triggered by her own personal circumstances on top of all of this. So Gortam can't figure out the tent covering, you know.

He's trying to put it on the tent structure and he's like, how'd you do this? This is ridiculous. This tent has set me up to fail. I can't do this. Why does the instructions look like music is mine? I love Tom's little temper. He does have a lot of them and I like that he like set up the tent

and then realize he'd never put the tent on the tent. You know, like you just set up, he like unfurled the frame and stuck it in the sand. He's like, oh, I guess I should probably put the tent on it. Shouldn't I, I'm such an idiot, set me up to bed. So then Marcus is talking to Colin and he's like, I've never heard this in my life. This kind of feedback.

I mean, tomorrow I'm going to need to be drinking. I'm going to tell you that now. And Colin's like, don't take it personally. Listen, I was there. The guy has the taste buds of the billy goat, fucking big mechs and cheeseburgers, which reminds me of my first date with Manuco. I said, you know what I'm saying? You to my menu planning. You know what I'm saying?

You know, getting back to your morning. You know what I'm saying? Getting back to your morning. All right. Make the Polish. Speaking of Polish. So we all have to see Cindy just sitting on the big beautiful white sofa in the living room area in the parlour.

The salon. And she just ended up smiling her face and you can already just see all this bronzer just on this white sofa because I feel like we are especially trained in seeing this stuff because we have we've lived through Adrian Maloof doing this too was at least a van and pumps towels. The Adrian Maloof definitely did this and then of course Lydia. The couch. I think it was one of her white couches as well, yeah.

You're right, it was her couch. And then on Melvin, it was Gina who got the bronze all over, it was Lydia's towels or Andreas' towels. So we've been down this path before. So I feel like as soon as I see bronze are on white, I'm like, this is gonna be a storyline. Yeah, but I mean, you know that real housewives are, I feel like in a real housewives show,

you should have all of your furniture covered in plastic, like my grandma used to have, you know, like this is very special couch. It's all covered in plastic. This, this will never, this fabric will never see the light of day, you know. You, it's like you know what's coming, but below deck, I mean, come on Cindy.

Dresh, you're trash. It's bad, it's bad. It just, it looks like there was like a, like a water leak on it or something. It's just, it's, it's horrifying. And she just is sitting there smiling, doesn't have a thought to look down, doesn't see, doesn't like put two and two together that if she has fresh

bronzer on her legs She shouldn't be sitting on furniture like I feel I don't I've never put on bronzer But I feel like like it's one of those things where I would feel like I've got this creamy thing on me And I wouldn't want to be in your furniture, you know Well, it's certainly not her first time doing it either. You know, you know that she's done it so many times and probably been told so many times. Still, there she goes sitting on the white couch. So back at the picnic, Tom is like, you know, I feel like I came into this season a little bit too corky and confident, but I know I can do that than this.

I know I can. I've got an idea. So he goes over and gets like a drag palm tree branch. It's like dead, you know, it's dead and brown and he comes over and sticks it the ground next to the tent. He's like, I did it. I did it. I feel like Lara Spencer was probably like watching at home being like, that was a good, that good, that was good. Um, it's so romantic. If there was a sheetpear, it would draw to date, man. I'm telling you that right now, right now. Commercials, here comes one right now.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So um, so then meanwhile back on the boat, Janelle kind of pulls Glenn aside and goes, Hey, I don't want to embarrass Cindy But I think she had self-taught her on and Glenn turns around and just sees the so if I just covered in just like brownness He's like whoa, whoa what happened? He's like, I mean, you know what accidents happened But it was a dumb thing to do. I mean that couch is worth $50,000. That's, that's pretty stupid. You know, the only things we really want on there are stews, fucking with the deck, deck people on there, but it comes to Browns,

I'm not so sure about that. And then, and this is different to this show because this is his boat, isn't it? Or he's like super close to the family that owns the boat. Yeah. So, there's something in the first season where he's like, well to the family. He's close. Yeah. Yeah. There's one there's something in the first season where he's like, well, you know, Padgett, that's like a son to me because this is like my, my bowl of this is like my home.

And you know, those are like my children who were fucking so, you know, I mean, there was something about that, but I don't remember if he owns it. I guess he probably doesn't, but I think he's in a way that puts a long time. Yeah, something like that. He's attached. So the guests arrive at the picnic and they're still complaining about the food error. Cause like, well, the home reasoning came on.

No trip was for the food, you know? And Chuck is like, I mean, you either know how to make an omelette that's not brown or you don't. I'm like, are you just send it back Yeah And Chuck's like, you know, I guess I guess I'm gonna try the locks I'm gonna try the locks, okay, because you know, I mean it's rough. What can he do and Eric is like I love

He can fuck up locks trust me Yeah, and so that he starts eating those locks, like an ogre or just shoving them off. Like shoving them into his mouth. Anytime he eats, by the way, those lips are not closed. The stuff, I would say like a good 40% of that food that goes in comes back out again. It's just like this, it's just disgusting.

So he eats the locks and then all of a sudden, he's like, hey, Daisy, great food. You know, I think I was just grouchy this morning. I was just grouchy I think that's all it was I was like, you know what fuck you. You don't get to you don't get to have that pivot Okay, you knew you were being an asshole and you're trying to find a way out of it. You do not get that no sir Yeah, I was just grouchy games Newsbreak newsbreak News that nobody asked about by Ronnie Yeah, I was just grow G-Games. Newswreck, newswreck. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. News that nobody asked about by Ronnie.

He does not own the boat. Kim Vibes Peterson. It's owned by Danish entrepreneur Kim Vibes Peterson. Don't don't. And it was built by Perini Navi. So there you go, thanks for tuning in. Man, so... Imagine if one of these yachts was like owned by a Russian oligarch

and like during a season of Blow Deck, it gets confiscated by the British government. Wouldn't that be crazy? And someone would still probably be fucking downstairs. You know, this show just keeps going, no matter what's happening. The season just takes place in like lock up in British, like boat jail.

Gamer time long. Sorry, sir, you can't bring horses on the boat. It's just like shirtless Putin. Like, I am the hero. I'm you. So back with Marcus and Colin, Marcus is like, now I need to know for dinner because it's all different now.

And Colin's like, don't lose it. Do not lose your cool, buddy. Do not lose, you made it. You made it. Don't lose it. Don't lose. When does Marco ever lost it? Colin.

No, I have not seen that yet. So then back at the picnic, there's just like more chatter and, and, and Rhett is telling Janelle, he's like, oh my God, you owe me, you owe me so much for, for, for, for bringing me onto this and like, you know, me keeping my mouth shut. So Chuck is just chomping away and then Cindy's weighing in. She's like, you know, one thing I like is us in water. I mean, they don't put us in water.

I mean, they don't want to give you water. Yeah, New York City. I mean, that's how it is in New York. I mean, they won't even give you ice. And if you ask, I mean, they don't even want to give you water. So check us. Yeah, but in New York, it's okay to be adoost to them when they don't give you the water. Nobody makes a big stink then. And she knows like, um, you know, actually, you'll go a lot farther in life if you're nicer to people. And we're like, yeah, you know, in New York, they'll punch you if you act that way.

Right. So then, and then Chuck goes, he goes, well, I've gotten pretty fucking far in life acting this way. So I'm gonna keep acting the way I act, which was like the most depressing moment of this entire episode, because it's like, he probably has has and he probably will continue acting like this because there's been no one to be like you are totally inappropriate and and this should not be rewarded and for whatever reason his behavior has been rewarded. He's gotten the feedback that this is the way he can operate and that that made me so so sad about

everything, everything. He's like, if people don't like it, the little have to be around me. Except that they do. It's a fucking vacation that you're ruining, sir. Yes, no. So he walks off, all pissed off. That someone had the nerve to say something to him

and he goes up to Erica, who's like playing around in the water, well, her ankles aren't. And he's like, you made another fucking comment at me. She goes, we something happened. What happened? What happened, Jack? And he's like, yeah, she said, I'm going to get my ass kicked. And Erica's like, I mean, you're going to get your ass hacked about.

Wow. And he's like, it's your fucking friend, because, And he's like, it's your fucking friend, because, Janelle, oh my God. He says, yeah, she said, I'm gonna get my ass kicked if I yelled in New York about knocking ice in my water. And Erica goes, um, does she live in New York? She ever been to New York? Does she even know about New York?

Does she even like that song like, New York? You know, like, Alicia, something or another another, like if you were not my hairdresser, a whole, I'd let you be my, be a bitch, but like, I don't have to find a new hair style as though. Yeah, it's gonna be hard. No, I'm gonna find a new hair style as- Then we kept to Chanel and Rhett just watching them disgusted and Rhett is wearing a t-shirt that says integrity, which is hilarious. So Chuck's like, I want my Retro Abuse shit.

How am I gonna get it? She goes, it's your long stay, it's like that bitch over there, that bitch is talking shit, and we're paying for this. She's like, I'm not gonna fight, but you're now, so please, I'll high right, I'll high right.

Because Ret walks right up to that. I mean, they're five feet away, right? Yes. And so Rhett's like, did you just call my wife a bitch? And he goes, no, cause are you sure? Cause I'll fuck your world up. And he goes, whatever. I mean, Chuck is so that pussy too,

who makes a stink, he complains, acts like the tough guy. And the moment someone really steps to him, he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So Tom comes over to offer them drinks and Eric is like, I'm a feeling there's a lot of drama happening And so she comes back to the table and she's like, yeah, Chuck and I were in the water and Chuck's in the ears and something So and Rick us no, no, no, no, hold on hold on. We didn't say anything He starts telling Garf your in New York and you don't like the water Then he'll just bitch and bitch and bitch until they give him what he wants. Yeah, he always tells me that. That's true.

Soundfile cam. Yeah, and he got, reds like, yeah, but actually in New York, they'll hit you in the face if you do that. And he got pissed off and walked off. And Janelle is like, you know, I think your husband likes to have problems with people.

Like, you know that Janelle has been dancing around this issue for a few years with her. Like, she's like Janelle has been dancing around this issue for a few years with her. Like, she's like, how do I broach this with Erica without losing her, using her as a client? And Erica's like, um, will you promise me you won't let it come between you and me? Cause like, I don't want drama. And like, my friends were the fighting last charter last season. And it wasn't fun for me at all.

Like, well, you suck, your husband sucks, and you have no real friends to invite, because you're absolute trash, you need to see you brought people, you pay, assuming they'd let you get away with your trash behavior, trash. Yeah, trash, trash, trash, trash. Yeah.

And so she's like, well, I'm my own person, and like, you know, I can't control him, which is like, you can't control other humans, but you should be in a relationship with someone who would respect your wishes. You can control who you marry. I don't think Chuck just started being this way. This is not someone who just starts acting this way, okay? Chuck is very seasoned in his behavior.

You can just tell. So Daisy's like, well, I've rather they were arguing. It's much better than complaining about the food. I wouldn't be surprised if Rick kicked a shit out of it. It would be a favor to us. Oh, God, that was a long sentence. I'm trying to play. It's better to have them arguing than having to pick up the tent and pack it up and pack up the tablecloth and pack up the glasses and make sure the set is a home tired. I can't even see it with the rest of that theoretical was. Oh, dear. So now we're with the captain and Ashley.

He's like, you want to help clean the couch? You know how to clean the couch or whatever. And so he's helping and it's not looking good. And it's time for the guest to be ready to, uh, the guests are ready to be picked up. And we just see Cindy. Cindy's got a, got a cell phone and she's like taking a selfie video. And then she just like taking a selfie video and then she just

march over to the side and falls into the surf. I guess trying to make a sexy video. She just goes down. It was like, I feel like at that moment, God sends a perfectly timed miniature tsunami just to get her and I was like, thank you God. Some more to grab was like, let's get it. Well, I mean,, let's get it. Well, you didn't really matter. So then she goes up to Daisy, Cindy does.

And or no, yeah, she goes to Tom. And she goes, Tom, take off his necklace and then you give this necklace to Daisy. Because I brought it for her. Isn't it cute? Oh, it's going to be pretty on her than it cute? Oh, it's gonna be pretty on her than it is on me, that's for sure. And it looks like if

oysters were making a fist. Just 10 terrible hobby lobby golf ball. Wow. It looked like like chemical reaction. Like chemical reaction frozen in time. I was just, it looked like like chemical reaction, like a chemical reaction frozen in time. I was just, it looked like cheap plastic or whatever and it was one of those things where it's like, I will be, I'm gonna be awful and demanding for two days, but it'll all be okay because me as a wealthy person, I'm gonna give the, I'm gonna give the help a cheap necklace and that will show

that I'm actually a great person, you know. Yeah. She probably made it, you know, knowing her. We've seen her before on Bravo and that's her thing. Yes. So then Captain and dumbass, oh Ashley, so let's see, are they still? Wait.

They're on the boat. They're back on the boat again. The back on the boat. I tell you got exhausted. Ronnie, it happens. But they're back on the boat. I'm wrecked. I'm wrecked. I'm wrecked right now. So on the boat and they walk on and retse the couch and wreck goes, oh, wow. Like what happened to the couch? And Eric was like, wasn't me. Hayley goes, I think it was your mom's Tanner. At which point you would sort of be like, you'd think Eric would be like, oh my God,

I'm like mortified, but she's like, oh, okay. Fine. Yeah, someone else would be like. So the necklace is given today'sy and she's like, oh, thank you so much. What the hell do you even say to that? You know? Oh, thank you so much. What the hell do you even say to that? I know. So Marcos then meets with Cindy

to talk about the menu. And she's like, hola, coma, esta. And Daisy's like knocking on, Charles's already asleep. And she's knocking on his door to see like, if he wants to join on this meeting about what the dinner will be, but he is asleep. So Erica's going to come up and speak on behalf of Charles for this culinary meeting. This was the problem with the first one.

You came to speak for Charles and then he called it disgusting because all you can eat is steak and broccoli or whatever the fuck that was. You know, that was your fault. So now Rets on the phone with somebody and he's like, oh, yeah know, that was your fault. So now, Rhett's on the phone with somebody, and he's like, oh yeah, his wife apologized for him. She said his favorite thing to do on the weekends is to go to hotels and bitch about the food so he gets his food for free.

I mean, this guy, which of course he does. I mean, that is so personal injury lawyer in a restaurant. Like, ow, ow, ow, gars disgusting. I demand free food for life. That's exactly right. And I first of all, I loved Red's gossipy energy. I love that he's like, I've gotta go gossip to someone. Like, you just called up someone from the middle of Europe

and I was like, I gotta talk about this guy. But it was like also so disgusting because we can see this guy going into hotels and restaurants and just making life hell for everyone because he's too cheap to pay for his own food. Like, he'd like, discuss me on such a deep carnal level. And Erica being like, okay, you're on. Go chat.

It's time. You know, like when the bill's about to come. Yeah. And also of course, Rhett's gossipy. He married a hairdresser, okay? Like that is the best source of gossip, you know? I even miss going to, I miss having hair to go to fantastic Sam's with

to get some good shit talking. Okay. Yeah, I haven't gone to my barber since the pandemic, but she didn't really gossip with me. She just like would be like, yo, you see air trails in the sky, those chemtrails, yo. They're doing something. Like, oh god, please stop speaking.

She would like gossip about stuff. I didn't really, she told a story once. Sorry, diversion time. She told a story, she's like, oh man, like today was crazy. Like I accident, I like, I cut off this guy on traffic and he was like so mad at me and he was like honking and honking and honking so finally I just like pulled up alongside him and I'm gesture and I told him to Laura's window so he'd load his window

And I threw my fucking coffee into his car. Yeah, I was like oh my god Carmen She dropped coffee into someone's car I was like I feel like you and Ronnie would really connect And no because I only think of doing that. No, no, but you just like in the stories. You would like, I feel like you would really like that. Oh yeah, I would love that. Yeah.

But then I talked like I'm going to do that. But then in real life, I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that your car got in front of mine. Oh. So now it's time for the meeting with the chef. So Erica comes down and she's like, song. Like doing that hair pull thing. Like I'm just a girl talking right now,

but is there anything that you can make? Like, have you ever had spicy tuna on crispy rice? And if you had like, marinara sauce on a be a good potato. Um, have you ever heard of mozzarella sticks or like, have you heard of these things called pancakes but like for dinner? Like, I don't know, thinking about loud.

Could you make a line from finds when instead of like steaks they look like little waffles? And could you make some steak but instead of steaks could those also be like little waffles? So she asks for spicy tuna on crispy rice marinara sauce, and mashed potatoes and spinach. Sounds delicious. So Cindy's like, grossy, you know, grossy, but grossy as otherwise. And Glenn and Gary are both going to be joining for this dinner too. And Marcos is just going mad because he's like, this is like the worth and the most nasty combination I've ever made in my life.

Like I'd rather go back to the dictator and try my luck there. So. And Cindy's like, Mischabue now. Like Cindy's showing off her Spanish, but you know that she skipped all the chapters in Spanish class right to poor favor, limpio albanyo. Okay. Yellow in me. Aw, okay. She just wanted to learn Bosse Bitch Spanish. Yeah. So then, like, uh, Erica and Chakka on the deck just hanging out and she's like, oh my god, my mom and Haley and Susan are actually being fun. And you know what, like those other two and Chakka's like, oh my god, my mom and Haley and Susan are actually being fun. And you know what, like those other two and trucks like, yeah, they're being little

grouches. Yeah, they're like grumpass butts. Like she's in such a skanky ass mood being rude. And then it cuts to retinue now on their computers like, working all of that. So bad. So then Gabriella and Ashley work together at the bar in silence and then Ashley walks off and Gabriella's like, wow, I mean, this is a one-person job. I'm hacking all this shit.

I just don't understand. I just do not get it. Yeah, she's like, I mean, just let me tackle this fucking mountain of dishes already. I mean, I haven't even seen or touched laundry once today. So now she's mad that she's not doing laundry. She just hates Gabriella, basically. She just hates being third. Yes.

And so Ashley goes downstairs and she's like, we don't need to people not in pack. Like, just let me do dishes. And he's like, so right now, do laundry, see if help. And she's like, I haven't seen her touch laundry. Okay. And not even once. He's like, well, then you have to say something. And she's like, I know, I just have to make sure like, I'm not making accusations

before like I say something. Oh, so actually saying that the evidence. So, oh, I thought asked you was saying that she personally hasn't touched laundry. She was saying that that Gabriela hasn't touched laundry. She was saying that Gabriella hasn't touched laundry. Is that what it was? Right. She's saying she's doing everything, basically. Gabriella is being controlling and not doing the stuff she doesn't want to do.

And so, you just hear Gabriella go, you guys all right? She comes in. She's like, I can hear you from the bar. So. Oh. Come here comes one right now. So they go sailing. And while they're getting ready, Ashley goes into Gary's room and starts flirting with him in his bunk and everything. And it's like she's sort of like poking and prodding him literally.

And Tom is just sort of on the side talking about like, you know How she has no interest in him because he's young and Doesn't know why it doesn't know why some girls have that are are interested in that in the Gary Tarzan thing So he's sort of moping around et cetera Let's go sideways some more even more sideways And then Erica finally gives us her first season. Baaaa! Of course she actually does the mutha thing because she stopped doing it this season,

which I'm not having as you can tell. And Marco doesn't have broccoli. And then he's like, he's looking for stuff in the fridge. And he's like, I think it's very overrated this fridge. It was not a great fridge. Okay. I think you guys just go. Oh, sorry.

Yeah. The chat goes, um, oh no, he said something to write. He said it's something this fridge and then it cuts the chat going, look at the sales. This is very overrated. This experience. And Eric goes, um, last time was majestic. So I'm not really sure what happened between them. Wow, these cells are so much cleaner than last time.

Am I right, man? Why couldn't they have gotten some cool wind as a lame ass wind? God. So romantic when you see somebody that's married, a husband that can just make them look at the world like it's even worse. You know, there's that kind of negativity I just love to see.

Truly. So Marcos, we see him in the fridge and then we just sort of feel like a thump and Marcos goes, oh, I caught my head. And then Daisy is like, Daisy's, he's like sitting there like this on the, we're on like a distant camera and they just like oh my god Just sit there. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh get help hold on I need to recover for five minutes before I get the help that took a lot out of me Marcus took a lot out Yeah, it's like a split screen while Marcus is like ow and Daisy's just running all over the boat and so Collins like oh

Oh, I see here's someone been struck by love. He's like, no, the fridge. Oh, it's serious. And all right, let me touch it. And he starts like, that he gets to be very angry. Like, stop touching it. Stop touching it. And then we see he's holding like this little bit of scalp in his hand. It was so nasty because it wasn't just like a clump of hair. Like you could see like a little patch of scalp

It's like oh, why do you keep showing and they kept cutting back to the scalp it so many times That's like please stop please. Yeah, and it's 4.20 p.m. I don't know why I thought that was funny Because we've all had a good head bump at that time and Daisy's like I don't even know what to begin doing You're probably in shock. He and shock. You need a glass of water. Do you need a glass? Someone get him a glass of shock water. I don't even know what I'm saying. God, it was exhausting being like that. Mark, as you probably don't want to hear this right now, but is there any chance you could make another omelet just for me personally? No, okay.

So, um, I don't even know what happened. Really, too, is had to explain that he bump his head to something fall on him. They just didn't forget. It's a very small. So he probably didn't say the refrigerator was overrated. I guess I took that from the next sentence, but he was bitching about the fridge because it's very small and he has to like duck his head in. It looked almost like an ice. You know, like the height of an ice machine in a hotel

or maybe it was just like one of those things like an amore where you open the fridge door and you're like, is it my friend who I'm supposed to identify? Oh, it's my friend. You know, one of those kind of doors, but it was just small and he hit his head. Wow. And I really want to watch the law in order right now. I know. I mean, one of the irony that they have two personal injury

attorneys on board and wasn't able to use either one of them. So then, now Glenn is attending to it. And he's like, you know, my first thought is, this is going to be the end of his season. my second thought is I wonder if anyone ever cleaned that transom. Remember that storyline? It was a good storyline. So later Marcus is like now it's starting to hurt and Gary's like, well now it's hitting because he adrenaline is so pretty. That's what's going wrong there, everything. And meanwhile upstairs, Chaka's bragging about how he hasn't showered the entire time he's been on this charter. So on top of everything else, he smells. And he, um, he's sniffing his armpits and he's like,

Eric, it smells my armpits. So she does. And then she's like, smell my armpits. My child. So they're just sniffing each other's armpits. And, um, he's like, you know, the first thing I did when I met her, I smelled her butt because how he's like or how he is like you guys are like Animal sniffing each other because yeah the first thing I did when I metta was sniff a butt And she's like yeah my one's kind of me I got progma not my Not prog, but not my, sorry. Rrrr. Wait, let's have sex on this ball.

He's like, all right, be back in 20, more like five. So they just go downstairs to have sex. Smelly sex. Smelly unbaved, annoying sex. Shared bad sex. Shared bad. I'm sure they're, yeah. Full of emotions, coursing through them

of bad omelets. So that meanwhile, Daisy and Gabriella are like, I don't know, they're like talking about, there's like some talk about like, who's gonna be serving dinner, it doesn't really matter. And then Dr. T. Finelish was up and she starts undoing the bandage and like Marcos is in, wincing with pain and she's like,

she's also just like pressing around back there and he's like, uh, just like, please try not to me. Please, he's like, I know, please, it's just like, oh, the poor guy has, he's just like, it's such pain while she's poking around up there. I know. Did he get a belly button in his head because I've never seen something so poked universally like everybody just sees it and they're So how he and her friend are by the door and they're like oh, I don't want the bedroom door and how he's like I don't want to go in there right now cuz you know the sounds are just like because you know the sounds are just like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Ugh. Ugh. And this is the sex sucks. You're not doing anything calm. Sorry, I'm in a level free term. Me, Su, for you. Talk.

So Dr. T, she finally, she announces, she says that like, she's like, well, it's a big piece, but it's very, very superficial. And then Colin comes in and is like, you know, it's funny that you say that because when my girlfriend and I were breaking up, one of the things that she said was that I was often a bit superficial. Now, I will tell her, you know, we've been dating for so many years right now and for, for her to make that. So that Jamelon red or a talking behind a door. We hear that. Dr. Raylander door. Jamel's like, Oh my God, we have to suffer through another dinner with them. I don't have time for this.

I don't like people like that. You know what? Just stay the fuck away from me. I'm like, yes, Janelle. I know. Come, come, come say something. Kick their asses. But you know, I have to say, Janelle kind of let me down on that front.

So Janelle, this is your moment. I was so happy for Janelle, honestly. I loved watching the dissolution of this friendship over the course of this charter. Like I'm so happy, like they're never gonna work again together, like this friendship is over. And I'm just so happy that Janelle realized that her self-worth is more important than a client good for you Janelle

So then Cindy they're getting ready for this decades party Which I think was only had so that Cindy Rose could dress like my her lemon row. Yes Because everyone there are people. I didn't know if it was 20 is my it was very confusing because some people are flappers She's myrill and Monroe. I wasn't really confused. I mean, I was really confused. I guess you just pick whatever decades you want. She was the only one who was actually really dedicated to the theme. I don't think anyone else really even was majorly in a costume like some of the, I mean, the staff were, but like she was the one who really went all out for this. Yeah, I mean, Erica Rose's extensions do look early 2000s,

but I'm not sure if that was costume or not. Cause it's been that way the whole time. So then Erica and Chuck are yelling at each other about hairspray in their bathroom, cause of course, she's like, I'm doing my hairspray truck. I was like, yeah, but what about my hairspray? Where am I gonna get a Jesus and then just the fucking hairspray? Yeah.

She's like, I don't, she like, I don't know, baby. Don't yell at me. Okay, I need a hairspray for my hair. I just like everyone else needs stuff. I just love how fragile he is. Don't yell at me. And then Gary is very excited because he gets to go to dinner tonight.

He's like, well, I got to eat malacos's food and that gives me the guy that you're doing dishes. Go, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Can of the gallery doing dishes. Oh, can I make up with the dish? I'm gonna make up with the dish. I don't hate you like making it with eat dish, bro. Tell me all about it. Yeah, Callie wants a deets.

It's pretty hot, man. Like literally there's a hot dish. Just using it out of the dish was a brim. I'm a little bit of a man. It's a rough brew. Won't do that again. It looks garry. Won bit, man. It's a little rough, bro. Won't do that again. They look terrible.

They've been making up with the play again. Living for a curious, like, three-giddish love, brother. You can do it. So then, it's dinner time. And Cindy arrives as Marilyn Monroe. And it's as bad as you think. It's like, hello, Mr. President.

She starts doing the Marilyn Monroe happy birthday to JFK. But it just never ends. I was like, this song hasn't been this long since Countess Luan did it. Yeah. It was not a great. It's not gonna go on Marilyn Monroe's Wikipedia page on the media references side. Let's put it that way. And no one seemed to really get it. No one seemed to know who Marilyn Monroe was, except the captain.

He's like, oh, I see your, you're, well, Marilyn Monroe right there. That's the broth. Damn. Miracle Miracle right there. That's the broth. Damn. Also, the food comes to the table and I just loved this giant, ridiculous serving

of tuna tartar that he put out there. It's like a heaping bowl. A massive mound of tuna tartar. You know, he's like, these people are animals, so I'm just gonna serve them to no tartar like animals. There's nothing like delicators sophisticated about. It was just like a heap,

and they all just like dug into it so excited. Oh, so gross looking. And then it was just like that pink sauce on Todd just slurred just on sloppings. And you're wha. It looked like he was about to feed an elephant with it or something, you know? Mm-hmm. So downstairs, Marcos, is getting food ready and you're whaah. It looked like he was about to feed an elephant with it or something, you know?

So downstairs Marcus is getting food ready, more food ready, and Tom's down there, I don't know, drawing a glass or something, and he's like, don't you wish we could go back and Tom Marcus, like when you did that to your head, like we could go back in an hour, and you could say, don't do that Marcus. And he's like, oh, I wish we could do that yes I wish

oh I'm here from the future just saying I'm sorry for what I'm about to say in the future which I don't even know even though the past is my future right now it's very confusing I'm exhausted in this future memory future days is here to warn you. Don't go in the fridge. So, um, so Marcus is just hating life right now. And the producer's asking what restaurant does this remind you of? He's like, none. None.

None does nothing like this. I'm like, excuse me, sir. It's called the cheesecake factory. Okay. So they gave them spaghetti, marijuana, tuna tartar clump and miso broccoli. Okay. That makes no fucking sense. So the Cindy's like, well, I'm glad we passed the test of being a mean girls, which I guess is a reference to last time they were on and nobody was getting along. And this time, I guess she says everybody's getting along. I think that's what I'm assuming.

I think that's exactly what it was because there's that one girl last season who, like they all had this big fight and then she wasn't getting along. Like you said, and I think now Cindy thinks that this is such a smooth, wonderful charter. And then you just see Rhett in the corner, just be like, oh, I like this against mine, just trying to keep everything inside. And so the captain's like, you guys are nice people and Chuck's like, we met in high school,

and I'm Chuck and she's Erica. So she came up with this name, Cherica. And the captain's like, that's a good one. But I suggest Erichuk, it makes way more sense. It would. Or just upchuck. So then to really see the head banging theme through one lady just gets up from the table and just bangs her head on the roof.

You know, just because it was that. Janelle. Oh God, poor Janelle. Why do all the good people get their heads bashed in this episode? She's like, I'm like, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. So she bangs her head and leaves. And Daisy comes out in some weird like curly head wig. I'm not really sure.

I guess she's the 60s. Yeah, I don't know. This party. It's a very confusing party. It was, yeah, not a great party. Rep checks on Janelle, because she's gone to their room. He's like, what are you doing? Like you can't just be here alone

with my integrity t-shirt. This is my favorite t-shirt. What are you doing? She's like, I'm taking a break. I cannot deal with them. Okay. And he's like, well, you don't have to talk to him when you get home, so who gives a shit, you know? And she's like, oh, so they're like, melt.

I love a behind the door fight on below deck when guests don't realize they're Mike. That's like the best. Yeah, so then the captain's still going, Sandy, when I look at you, I really feel like I'm dealing with Marilyn Monroe. And then it just cuts to how he chugging the vodka. She's like, whoa.

Oh. Oh. Oh. So then they all, they like toast to a fantastic meal and they all, they all basically went up going to bed and Marcos's head is killing him and Ashley's up late cleaning just like, this is such a young person's job.

And now it's the morning and surprise surprise Ashley did not make OJ for the next morning. Yeah and she's like I can't with this and Mark was like you should have a meeting. This is time for a meeting, okay. There's OJ complaints now. It's all going to hell. So then breakfast is delivered and it's Spanish sausage and cheese is and Daisy goes down to check on Markos

and he's, you know, it's still painful and he's like, do you wanna see it? And she's like, gross! Boink, boink, boink, boink! Ow! Oh! Oh! Hold on, let me call the elevator. Boink, oh, sorry, I thought your scalp was an elevator. I was worried about that. So, sorry, I'm like a lunatic. So, anyway, Daisy is like,

Janelle is like, I think talking with Daisy by the bar. And Janelle is like, I'm like, I can't believe everything. And Daisy's like, she's like, I'm like, I'm like, knows like I'm I'm like I can't believe everything and and Daisy's like honestly I've never seen anything like it he is one of the worst people I've ever encountered in my life I love that and then we see Charlie alone at the table and he's got a big satchel with cash in it a big leather satchel and he's like counting it and then like

Stacking it and looking up like what should I give these losers? Yeah, it's like it's a very Authenticious display of of someone wielding their wealth like I'm gonna give some people this money But the rest is gonna stay with me. So yeah, because remember when he he came on, he's like, I got a huge bag of cash, just for all you guys. Yeah, so obnoxious. So then Glenn has to pull Cindy aside and show her the sofa and he goes,

so one of the guests had bronze around, I'm not gonna say who it is, but she may have dressed up like Marilyn Monroe, who knows, but this guest sat down and we tried to clean it and we couldn't clean it. So I got it and she's like, well, it wasn't me. I mean, I wasn't even sitting on the couch. This is actually my first time in this room.

I just arrived on the yacht, like maybe five minutes ago from a boat. So I don't know who did this. It's terrible. Clips of her sitting, not only sitting on the couch, but like with her foot under her thigh, you know? Yes. I got full smiling.

Just smiling in the room. Or even on the couch. It's like, it's not tacky enough. Your bronzer is all over the couch. You were sitting there with your fucking feet on the couch too, you know. So he's like, you know, I understand, but he's there.

He's there. And he tells us when a primary charters the boat, they're responsible for damage. And he's like, this conversation never really is fine especially when they're sitting on your lap singing to you with your fingers going through your hair she's a capy-bass say miss the brown

there's like a brown silhouette of Cindy on his honest shirt when she gets up so um uh so then Cindy goes up to some of the girls, including Janelle, and she goes, well, you guys, I think we have a little problem here. Somebody wore bronzer and got it on the couch. And Janelle's like, mm-hmm. And she goes, well, we're all going to have to pay for it. And she's going to go, no, because we didn't do that.

And she just sort of purses her lips as in like, this was you bitch. This was you bitch. She's looking at her, yeah, with that like tight somewhere like, and Cindy goes, but we didn't do it either. So, for Janelle, she's just striking like her body language. Her arms are cross tight. She's just like, because she knows she's gonna get stuck with the bill. Despite video camera evidence, she's gonna get stuck with the bill and you know, these assholes are gonna charge her for it no matter what.

Yeah. See, on behalf of the couch, who was injured, you know, they were the one who did it. So goodbye is time. And Eric is like, oh my god, you are wrong. Stop it. Because I'm erotic. All right. Fuck off. Okay. You're trying to give us your fucking brand. Go away. Yeah. It's going to be sending us up to Captain's and it goes, I'm going to take care of whatever the problem is. I don't care who did it. I hope we find that

criminal, that pesky, pesky person. I will personally take care of it, okay? And I will be sure that my good friend, Janelle, over here writes the check, right to you, okay, bye. Mm-hm. And Chuck's like, I never had so much fun in my life. All right. I better bother with the little speech

that they normally have. They just walk off like, oh, fuck this. Yep. And so then the captain gives them the horn, which is way less cute now. It's like, hey, not for these people, save the horn. Save the horn. They don't even react.

They don't even react. They don't even do like the, that was so funny. Texas Texas when you're in town. They're just a walkoff, just like, like as if none of the staff even existed. It's not under, if you try to reboot, you're not obligated to become friends with the staff, but like I just showed a total disregard of the humans

that were actively working to make sure these people had a decent time. They suck. So then cleaning, cleaning and tip meeting and the captain's like, okay, my first great job on the interior Daisy. They did so great. That's a testament to you. And she's like, I just want to remind everyone if there are any issues, you can come talk to me and remember we're a team And you need to be respectful with each other.

Gary stop looking at me like that you fucking arse So get glans like well, you know, I think that you guys accommodate these guests very well And I don't think that this tip really reflects the quality of service that we gave you got these guys. You guys really worked hard to pull out all the stops. And well, for some whatever reason, well, I know the reason, because they're terrible people, the tip comes to $6,500. I was like, I don't think we've ever seen a tip that low

on below deck. Have we ever seen one that's the lowest? I think that's the absolute lowest. I mean, below deck. Have we ever seen one that I don't know? That's the lowest. I think that's the absolute lowest. I mean, I was at a large margin. I was shocked. I was actually kind of shocked because I thought they were gonna pull that.

Like we're dicks, but we really tip to lot. So they'll still have to be nice to us after. But no, they really. I did something really. Wow. I did some math, Ronnie. And if you take... So they all got $720 each.

So it was what? It was like a 48 hour charter. Something like that. Let's say it was 48 hours. I feel like when there's a charter happening, you're working around the clock. Even when you're sleeping, you're on the clock, right? Cause you could be woken up at any moment.

So I, basically I divided 720 by 48 and it comes out to about $15. Maybe if you take out the sleep hours, maybe it goes up to like 18 or 19. But like $15 an hour, you know, for the work that they're doing, that is absolutely obnoxious. Well, that's a tip.

I mean, they're paid to be on the boat as well, right? True. Not to stand up for a checker or what's her buy in the spend. That's true. That is true. They are getting paid. Well, let me just be mad at them. Let me just give me an end.

Give me just another reason to be mad at them, Ronnie. I don't need the logic. Okay. Well, yeah. I mean, it was shit across, I mean, just an absolute shitty. It's a shit we've been using. That's a shit. I mean, someone, someone last season gave 27,000.

They were like, fuck them, I hope they all drown. You know, it was like a decent tip. And they're like, die of your sleep, bitch. Yeah, I just, I don't know this. I don't remember any like four digit tip before. Like like maybe they had one that was like a 24 hour charter but even then I thought it was like at least like $10,000. Yeah and Daisy's like it doesn't matter how much they tipped all right they could tip me for to grand I'd never want to work with them again. You know people like that don't deserve mass things they can tip that tip and shove it up their assholes. Did somebody say something about assholes? So actually one time I did try that. It was kind of an awkward moment between me and the

new girlfriend. Oh, let's get cleaning everyone. We got cleaning. No one has anything else to say of importance. So let's get cleaning. But it can all the transom. Might I suggest McDonald's to celebrate? So they clean, clean, clean. And Gary is taking down the divider thing in the primary bedroom. So he gets in the bed and he's like, come on, guys, best of you get in here. Come on, guys.

long day supposed to be a gay and he came home. And they're like, yeah, so Gabriella and Asher both in that bed sort of like romping around and Ashley says something like, I didn't write it down, but I remember she says to the like, I can't even or oh my god, I would never I was like, what are you, what are she reacting to? What was she upset about? Was she upset that Gabriella was there too? That it was a threesome. Yeah, because he's like, let's get a threesome and she's like, What is she reacting to? What was she upset about? Was she upset that Gabrielle was there too? That it was a threesome. Yeah, because he's like, let's get a threesome. And she's like, I don't like being in the middle.

Like, I mean, God. Taking it a little too seriously. I know, man. So then Daisy is talking to the captain and, well, she's just passing by him and he goes, wait, is that open? Is that gummy bears? It's like that.

Yes. And now he's so polite, he won't eat gummy bears unless they've already been opened. No one's gonna see, they put him in a bowl, just eat your gummy bears. You're too nice. So now Colin, like his dream comes true, he finally gets to have some fresh, fresh gossip. So he's sitting down with Ashley on the deck and he's like, so, Annie Gorsup, you sort of look like you got something to gorse up about, maybe something about your sister, maybe something about your love life, I'm open to all of it.

Hmm, who's not getting along? You can tell Kolly Wally. All right, tell him. And she's like, I'm getting along. I just think it's like Gabriela who's not getting along, you can tell Koli Wolley. They're on to him. And she's like, I'm getting along. I just think it's like Gabriella, who's not getting along. So. Hey, so who's the second stew?

Well, I mean, like, I'm the second stew. No, I'm the third stew and she's the second stew. Like Colin doesn't know who the second stew is. I know he's talking like. so, oh, really titles, is that still a thing that seems crazy and you must really feel that as a third stew. Mariah. He's like, yeah, titles are still there

because like yachting, but like she's second and I guess I have to respect her. He's like, but do you really have different jobs when you look at it? You know, like, like, like. He's like, but do you really have different jobs when you look at it? You know, a lot taller, a little smaller, a little smaller, a little smaller, all you do in the same things. It's a time of man of work. It'll be not there. Geez. Yeah, he's totally acting you're on. He's like Lisa Vander pumping at this point. Like I'm expecting him to be there with a tiny little poofy dog, you know, in a sweater. I'm like, oh, I'm, I'm like, everything, darling. I think though he doesn't realize that the gold mine he's about to hit, though, because he's just trying to, he's

just like, uh, he's like, oh, I mean, it's crazy. I mean, you guys both do the same thing. It's crazy that you have these tautals, right? Like you should have been the same. And she's like, yeah, I agree. I'm just I'm extremely competitive. You know, I have like a sister. Yeah. I haven't talked to her in a year. He's like, oh, go on. Go on. They're about to get sister house relationship with the sister. Well, she likes screwed every guy that I liked him high school. Even when she knew I liked them. And he's like, really? So she's like, yeah, I mean, she would like fuck them in my room.

And then she would brag about it. And he goes, really? That's not very nice. Is it? But did you do the same thing to her? She goes, I mean, she kind of shrugs like, no, not as much as she did. I was like, you did the same thing to her.

You just said, I just read your shoulders and your face. Yes, you just said your competitive. I would love to meet the parent that pet these two girls against each other. I want to see who this Lucille Bluth is who's doing this. So Ashley, she's like, well, I've been told so many times that I come off as standoffish. Mainly because I'm standoffish, and I know I'm doing it, but it's like hard not being who I am.

You know, girls are tricky sometimes. Just a little girl's tricky. I'm like, okay, I thought she's about to eat that whole spiel of like all my friends are guys. That's just who I am.'s about to eat that whole spiel of like all my friends are guys. That's just who I am. Girls are jealous. She did, kind of. She was.

She was like, girls, my girls. I mean, I guess it's a me thing. I mean, I do know some girls that are great, but you know, it's like a trusting with girls. You are the one that's tricky, ma'am. You are the one. So, um, 10 poor marcos. So, I have, um, comments like, everyone's got their history, don't they? And yours is pretty sexy.

I'm gonna get a beer and try to find your sister on the internet. So if you'll excuse me. Anyway, that was a really good talk. A person holding him up, I'm gonna go inside and just make things difficult for Gabriela. To poor Marcos, he's in his bunk and he stands up and he bops his head, the back of his head on the ceiling. I'm like, Marcos, I felt like he was in wild wild pain, but I'm also like, starting to wonder about Marcos' ability to understand spaces. Well, especially that small, I would be one big bruise.

I would come out of their missing limbs, you know, like some of us just don't do well in tiny spaces, guys. So Daisy is talking to Tom because Tom, they're starting to drink now. And Daisy's like, we're gonna get wasted. And Tom comes out with a beer. And she's like, come on, Tom, you can have one cocktail, Kencha!

Yeah, and everyone's dressed up ready to go, like everyone's so excited to go out to dinner and then Glenn comes out And he's like, he's Daisy! If your best friend's life depends on it and you want to make that stain and they're better, what chemical would you use? She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, damn fucking, don't it. How are the vanishes? Vanishes been amazing. Maybe a catri-vanish. And so she basically gets roped into trying to clean

the sofa right before going out. She's so pissed. Well, I mean, that's her job. And I love the captain so nice. He's like, daisy. What would you use? It's like, he's going to go clean the couch because the interior crew didn't do it. And then Ashley goes, yeah, honestly, that vanish. It really does work miracles.

I'm like, weren't you helping him earlier? Wasn't she helping him clean the couch earlier? She's like, no vanish. She does such a great job. I mean, you guys should really like hire someone to clean that couch, right? You tell me you got that vanish. Um, then Gabriella comes dressed like she's going to the horse races and pretty woman. She's going to live in. Where are you going, David? She look great. I love her outfit. And everyone else is super casual, you know, and she comes out like the bam!

There's usually no rhyme or reason. I mean, this is also the franchise that is the most in violation of like non-coherent dress codes as in the girls always dress to the nines, and then you have Colin in his flip flops and work shirt and some radial shorts walking into a nice restaurant. So go fake ones. Yeah. So go fake it.

Yeah. So the captain goes to clean the couch and it cuts to later and Daisy sitting there drinking a beer watching him. She's like, they're so great. She's like, it's like on. She, she has like one pinky on the vacuum cleaner. So that way it like accounts that she's helping.

And she's like, I don't have a good job. Oh my God. How is she the boss? It cracks me up. So then they get into Vans and Kelsey and Marcos are in one and she's like Marcos. Kelsey, we only get like, she's that person this season that we only get one or two lines in episode, but I still feel we love her. Like earlier, she goes, hey guys, let's get out of this popsicle stand or something else.

I love that she doesn't know that term, right? And now she says, Marcos, don't let him get you down. You know why? Because you're fucking fire. And besides, they're used to chicken nuggets. Got it. He's like, thank you. Is this lady? We'll see who she is. Hey, Marcus. Next time, maybe you should serve my favorite dish. Hair. It's like, okay, maybe stop eating your own hair. So they go to dinner and Marcus gives a toast that he's like, I put off my heart into those motherfuckers, but you guys, I never feel like family, but you guys are like family. So thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. Maybe the red olive garden, because when you're there, you know, your family, when you're there, your family. So now they're just drinking. This breath sticks up. Come on. I want free fucking olive, God. I probably would pull that shit. Yeah, breadstick just got a lot of fire. I'll do the rest to wrong. Give me something better. So, anyway, so they're all like drinking and getting drunk.

And Gabriella has this really funny drunk and pivot from like fun banter to workplace questions. She's like, oh my God, it was so fun. I love this booth, but like by the way, we're fucking cool, right? Like everything's going to go, yeah, okay, I'm just wanna make sure. I was like, oh, okay, guys, we're talking about work.

So Daisy's like, oh my god. She always wants to. She always, the Gabriella is that person who always wants to get into a serious conversation. Cause remember, she hates small talk. You're so right, you're so right. So she just pivots you the serious conversation when you don't expect it. Yeah. So they say we are fucking great. You know, just you're

tired of team and I just want us to be solid and I'm just too tired to even go any further with this conversation. I just only got a few words out this time. So then Tom Gabriella and Daisy go over to smoke and so Ashley and Gary are left there to talk and she's like, I really don't understand what's happening. He's like, what? I was like, earlier, I was in a room with Gabriela and she said, Gary, well fuck anything. Like literally undermining just a professional relationship that Gary has with Gaby. Like, what's it's such a bratty thing to do, right? When A, everyone says that and B,

wasn't it Ashley who said that in the flashback? Don't we see Ashley saying, or like, no, Gabrielle says, don't you feel like you would fuck anything and Ashley was like, he totally would, but she just removes yourself from my conversation. She says, don't you think Gary takes it? She says, do you you think Gary takes it? She says, do you think that Gary just like kind of takes his shot with everyone and then the one that bites is the one that he takes? And Ashley goes, yeah. So that was the clip.

Which is really saying he fucks everything. It's just saying he's trying to fuck everything. Yeah. That's a big difference. But either way, it's actually removed herself from her part in that conversation by doing this. And then it's also trying herself from her part in that conversation by doing this and then is also trying to undermine Gabrielle at the same time. So it's like it's so obnoxious, right?

So it was funny because she's pulling the thing with Gary that she didn't even get to date Gary before she pulled this because last season, it was like, I mean, I don't want anything from Gary. Like, I'm a single independent, strong woman. And then the minute she hooks up with Gary. She's like, oh my god I need more from Gary. I'm like What's that girl's name Sydney? Yeah, she's like I've done community theater. I was about to say I'm the key West community theater production of parts of Pennsance

Yes, but now Ashley's already starting this so she's like, I mean Gary you thought was everyone He's like, I mean, Gary, you've thought with everyone. He's like, said he is. I'm just like, yeah, but that's different. He's like, why? Because I'm a guy. You girls flirt with me all the time, but when I flirt with you girls, it becomes a problem. But he's even like kind of flirting when he says that is like, is it a problem? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's, well, if I'm going to hook up with you, I want it to be just fucking me. I don't want you fucking anyone else. He's like, I don't want to fuck you. I think that's Gary's best moment on this show. No.

So he says, I think it's clear she wants two things. Me and Devoted attention and be getting the fans. And I might want to sleep with it, but I don't want to be the goal of one day. Boaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Okay, you look great, but boy. So, um, so now it's like 8.45, they're all drunk, and now Gary and Daisy are going for a smoke, and Daisy's like, so Gary, who do you think you're gonna hook up with this week? And he goes, you come here, bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-ly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly-bly- That was the best guess I've ever had in my life. So then back at the table, Gabriella takes a huge bite of cake and Tom says something like, that was huge.

What did you, that was huge. I can't believe you just got that in your mouth. There's something like that. And she's like, I mean, it's not you clearly. So now they go back to the Vance. And now Marcos is in this state where he just keeps on touching his own wound. Now he keeps on like trying to undo his bandage. And they're all yelling at him, like stop touching it. At one point, Daisy goes, stop touching it.

Just leave it. And she takes his hand just slams it down on his head. I was like, easy, Daisy, easy. There's like missing scalp. It's a down on his head. I was like, easy, easy, there's like missing scalp. So now begins the Gary pacing back and forth pretending that he's not gonna get all the free sex he can while he's here.

He's like, this is so hard. I don't wanna be, I'm not gonna slay by that. I'm not gonna slay by that. I'm gonna cut to other people doing things and it cuts back to Gary alone at the bar. I can't do it. Little Gary comes through for me, little Gary. I heard the bitch.

I heard the bitch. And he like winds up on the dock. And he's like, he's just like talking to himself. It's very like 80s movie montage moment. And Ashley comes out with a bottle of tequila and she's like, we're gonna do something. He goes, oh, should we just be here then? So much, should we just be here?

She's, no, not disappear. And then they just start making out. And he's like, oh, no, T, no T. So then Gary, yes, Gary, more scenes of Gary pacing around and stuff. And Colin is wrapping, Colin is getting his head wrapped in Serran wrap. Colin is wrapping Markus's head in Serran wrap. Sorry. Yes. And Daisy is needing a drink, of course. And she's like, I don't need to drink. Meanwhile, Markus is sitting there getting his head Serran wrap. Okay. They're like, imagine how he feels. I know. Jesus. Daisy sits down next to Mark Marcus who goes, oh, I'm traumatized and she can't go I'm traumatized bitch. I'm just gonna you're fine. You're gonna live. Okay So Gary is still now so now ever making out with Ashley on the doc

He's back on the boat and now he's like been She flops down on a sofa and he's like jumping up and down, trying to side like, like can he push through this rampant horniness and he's like, what if I go to bed? I mean, I wake up and no regrets, but if I stay up, maybe I'll do something else again. Well, I'll currently do Gary B.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what, just go in the bathroom and jerk off at this point, please and save us all of the drama. No, this is Gary's power move. I haven't even noticed that Gary always does this. He always goes, I'm going to bed, and then doesn't tell anybody

and waits for people to come to his bed and beg him not to go to bed. He's done it millions of times, right? And sure enough, it works. He goes to bed, and then Ashley comes and sits on his bed, and she's saying, come on, and after that, it works. He goes to bed. And then Ashley comes and sits on his bed and she's saying, come on, where are you going to bed? Where are you being a weird Gary? She's like, like, Lingfon and while he's laying down. And he's like, I'll just don't know

that. I don't know. When a pretty girl kisses me, I don't know what to do. And you kissed me. You can't just a sad, sad boy with emotions. I know. Also, I think thinking about it even more, I think this whole over-the-top display of like, oh, what do I do? What do I do? It's almost like he is doing this

so that way he could say with a little bit more conviction the next day. I didn't mean to do it. I couldn't control myself. I was so caught up in hornyness. It sort of removes the intentionality from it a little bit, I think, in his mind. It removes the unprofessional ability. We're like, I was trying to be professional,

but you know, they just point that me. So he's like, all right, let's go to the jacuzzi. So they do. And Kelsey's wasted at the jacuzzi. And Daisy's like, are you okay, girl, who kept clean pranks on something? She's like, not really. I want too many shots of hair. You know what I'm saying?

So they're all just like actually really, actually is really trying at this point, right, to get Gary's attention. So she's like, Daisy tongue or no tongue. And she starts to making out with Daisy and Daisy's like, well, okay, okay, that's on the for that. A lot is enough of that. All right. So then Daisy moves to sit on Gary's lap. I'm actually like, you can't even do a little performative bisexuality for anybody anymore. Girls, I'm telling you. Girls, they just are tricky. So now Gary, unfortunately, I think that Ashley's little trick worked the wrong way because it just got Gary horny for daisy so then Ashley with no other

Option she's like you know what she's like Gary signals are saying he's really just not interested and like it's like whatever I'm drunk and horny So I'm just gonna have a good time no matter what so basically she decides she's gonna go to plan B Which is or plan C at this point which is she's gonna make Gary jealous So she just starts chugging to kill it like she's gonna go to Plan B, which is, or Plan C at this point, which is she's gonna make Gary jealous. So she just starts chugging to Keela, like massively chugging to Keela out of the model on the side to get up to make herself drunk enough to want to actually, you know, hook up with Tom.

All right, because Daisy and Tom, I mean, Daisy and Gary are just going for it now. They're like fully making out, you know, and Gary Collins, like, I'm a gold. I'm afraid for my life at one point. Um, so then let's see, uh, who they're talking now. It's Tom Ashley and Gabrielle, right? Yeah. So, so actually Daisy and Gary are not making out just yet, but they are being very flirty at this point. They're just completely ignoring Ashley. And so, at one point, Gary goes, like, the guys go back into the bar of refill or whatever, and basically we're left with just Gabriella Tom and Ashley in the hot tub. And so they're talking about the situation.

And Gabriella tells Ashley about Gary, like, look, if you want to fuck a tot, you know, fuck a tot, and Tom goes, he had just called mead and Tom goes he'll just call me a fucking toad Why'd you call me a fucking toad like? Talking about Gary. He's like oh Got it got it got it now So Gabriella is like well Tom has beautiful eyes. He has a great body and Ashley's who's being so nice to Tom now It's like oh we all know what my face did when Tom walked in guys And she's like catapult him off, but Gary's pissing me off. So I'm finally warming up to someone at my own age

There he's Getting drunk enough to tolerate someone my own age So then now she's flirting with them hard core, they're taking photos together, she's putting her feet in his feet and everything. And Tom is just like over the moon, he's like, you ever hear the tortoise in the hair or are we on from the sheep and the sheep? Yeah, I'm living proof that I'm the sheep or the tortoise in this case. I'm the living proof the tortoise sends out fuck and that sheep. Right. Offos are a little different in North of England. It's a very sexy story to tell children, but they have it.

So they're making out, and Ash is like, Yasqueen's, I'm taking their pictures, but then she's like, um, this is feeling weird now. So. Yeah, that was weird. So then, Ash is like, we should go down to the gas cabin. So they go down to the get Tom and Asher go down to the gas cabin. And then they're behind the door. And Asher's like, remember when we were arguing a week ago, isn't that crazy? And he's like, yeah, that's the way it always starts with me and me sheep. Got to say. Crazy and he's like, yeah, that's the way it always starts with me and me sheep. I've got to say

She goes what do you want from me? He's like, I don't know You want me to get naked? He's like okay And then Daisy and Gary Weird make out didn't it look like Daisy's mouth was closed But his was making out but hers kind of. That's sort of just also the way they approach life in general, like he sort of always talks, like he's actually actively making out while he's talking and she always talks like her mouth

has not even opened in the first place. And Colin is like trying to figure out where he should go and he's like, he's like, this is so awkward. He's like, I don't know what to go. Where can I sit? Well, I can watch all of this, but they won't see me. I'm so exposed to that. I know I was gonna say where he can go,

where he can go watch. I'm calling. Yeah, so they go, they start like, it's like play make out and then it goes into like real make out and then that's the cliffhanger. And I'm allergic to it. And that brings us to the end of below dick me. Do.

It's not, uh, I mean, selling y'all. I, it's not what I was. I was. Lest. I'm suprised about Gary and, and, um, Daisy, because we saw that in the trailers. I was more surprised at Ashley and Tom. That was the thing that really got me. Not me, really.

Yeah. It's just too horny people looking for someone else horny, you know, at some point you just need to find something to plug your phone into. Like nothing else matters. I just need the right shaped plug. Okay. It's true. Anyway, guys, thank you so much for listening. We will be back later this week with some New Jersey and some Orange County. Go to watchcraftens.com to get tickets to see us in the Philly, NDC, and Pittsburgh.

We'll see you on the road. And the rest of you will just see you right here. Thanks so much for listening. Catch you on the next one. Bye. Bye. Watch what crap ends. Would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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