Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckSailing: What's Up, Dock?

Episode Date: May 11, 2021

It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sydney, who continues to be passive aggressive — so we all win. Plus, we're severely disappointed in fenders, and Daisy debuts a traumatic top hat flashback. This episode has it all!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Where Crap Hins, a podcast about all that crap on bravo that we just love to talk about I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me is someone who would never let his yacht crash to any doc whatsoever Mr. Ronnie caram what's going on Ronnie?

You know, I'd be crashing into every goddamn doc there ever was I don't know how people park those things in the first place. I mean, yeah, geez Doesn't make any sense. I don't understand how boat's park and plane's fly. You know? I just don't get it. Okay, some people were not meant to own yachts. Nope, they were not. It's totally my choice, guys.

Totally my choice, I don't own a yacht. You and Vicki Gunnvelson never got the yacht. So, hi guys, we are here today to talk about the below deck sailing yacht. It was very, it was a great episode. It was action packed, it was drama. If you are wondering where our top chef episode was, it's on our Patreon bonus this week.

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Atlanta recap, but I felt it was important to show some personal growth on this topic. A few weeks ago, I reported that I found a caterpillar in my little balcony garden, and I threw it off the edge of the balcony, and it's something that has really stuck with people. People have been really mentioning it a lot, and today I found, oh not today, yesterday I found an inchworm in my mint, which is named Padmint Lockshmi. And instead of throwing it off the balcony and potentially into a power line, this time I carefully ushered it to the lawn outside the building. So that is growth.

That is growth, right? Now you're just kidnapping instead of murdering. Now I just put you in. So that's good, you know what? Baby steps. Now I just put in a very exposed place where bird will probably come and sit down and eat it to death. But that's natural. Baby criminal steps. I just want to show I'm trying to be a better human. Now in terms of people who are not better humans, let's talk about some below dex sailing out, shall we? Wow, what a day, y'all.

I have a thing. I'm going down the Salem world. Not just going down. This is a significant episode. It's the first time that people actually called for Colin. The first time that people has seemed to have noticed Colin's on board. And yes, it was also I think the first time this entire season that we've gotten

the garage band violence now. Anybody who uses their iPad music app, garage band, play the fire. Oh, I don't have to have loops on that one. Or on your computer, play the garage band loops. They'd love them on Bravo, especially the violence. You know, there was actually a moment during this episode where I said, Ronnie, I bet Ronnie loves this music right now. And it's in my note. Now, when it comes up, I'm going to mention it.

But there was a moment I was like, Oh oh this music. I bet Ronnie loves it. Yes, this the orchestration the season is just above and beyond and I do love it. You know, I just imagine some queen like me over there Like I want the violence bring a map we've been holding a mouth season boys. Bring them on Well, I look forward to the future RCA release of Yitzhak Proman and the Bloedeck Orchestra. It's going to stop pretending. We're not pretending, but Ali is stopping pretending that she cares about what's in new things.

And she's like, okay, I've put in my time in terms of looking like a considerate friend. I've done enough of that. So now I will actually go after the guy who I've liked all this time. So she has, and now they're confronting Sydney, because they want they want it. She's like, let's hear shit out. I want to hear shit all else Sydney. Sydney

tries so hard to be respectful of a you, but I'm sorry that chemistry we've had his grown into a relationship which drives into houses and then babies and divorce and then time smacking alone and then bowling alley until I die alone and sad, maving the wrong words to Pat Zickline in a government run over folk. So how did we get here? Yeah. You know, this is, we talked about this, I think, last week or whenever it was about Ali doing all this stuff saying, oh, I just feel so bad.

She does, she does all that. So that way at this exact moment, she can say, I've tried to feel so bad. She does, she does all that. So that way, at this exact moment, she can say, I've tried to be so respectful to you. And she just was putting that all in a bank and she's withdrawing it now. It's like, you know, you weren't, I don't think you were trying to be respectful to her when you were making out right in front of her face,

like, like multiple times over the course of the evening. So this is where she's like, Gary, you come up here because this isn't me. She's mad at me because I'm a you Gary. So he comes over here to yell at Sidney. And he's like, Hey, they've seen the feeling I if you're sitting there, he's different than the feelings I if you build a rap putting it bluntly. Yeah, I would never upset you to this level if the student lane and if then please don't cry I said me. I said he's like I'm not crying like I have no tears in my soul for either of you And I was like budget being so cold tonight. It's just like why do I have to be happy towards you?

Well, I'm not asking that of you you literally said but you're being so cold to me That doesn't ask for you to be happy for me. As soon as he's like, leave me alone. Just leave me alone and she runs away. And I'm like, I can't believe I'm now suddenly on Sydney, the psychotic one side. Like, I have found myself fully on team Sydney. I don't understand it whatsoever.

Well, for those of you who are like, well, Sydney Psycho, nothing's wrong with Ali, right? I just want you to know that even if you're not reading Ali's emotional cues, she's wearing a shirt that says snatched. So. Not very subtle that way. Okay. Yeah, I kind of, yeah, Ali was really rubbing me the wrong way these days.

So now Ali and Gary start to hug and he's like, oh, do you like me? Yeah, look, look at me. I mean, what more do we need? Right and he's like, oh, do you like me? Yeah, look at me. I mean, what more do we need, right? She's like, I'm everywhere, I can't, I can't, I'm such a good person that I'm overwhelmed right now. I can't do this. Yeah, so she walks off and he's like, oh, really, you're gonna do me,

oh, my word, Gary, what have you done? I don't know. Yeah. And then Sidney is doing this thing. Yeah, I just want to say one thing before you talk then Sidney is doing this thing. I just want to say one thing before you talk about Sidney. Gary tells us, well, I don't know how to go where he should be in the first place. The first time we got to drawing, it's stupid.

It's stupid. And it's like, he's like, yes, it was stupid. But he, in his mind, it's stupid because it ruined his chance to hook up with someone else, not that it was completely unprofessional. And she works under you. Like, that's why it was steep and Gary. Yeah. So Sidney is doing that thing where you run off crying and then some was supposed to follow

you, but nobody follows her. So she's like wandering around kind of waiting for somebody to follow her and they don't. So then she wanders into like another corner, but then nobody chases her and then she walks to another corner, but then nobody chases her. And then she walks to another corner, like, hello. Well, someone at least just at least passed me in the hall. Like, come on. Yeah, it's like it goes down around with her. She's like, I said, anyone?

So Gary follows Ali because, yeah, sorry Sydney, he's following someone else. So he's like, come, come, come, come, don't be in me bed and then they do they go into his bedroom and call and say I'll tell you one thing you know fucking up there I've had enough action for one night Yeah, it reminds me of the night I first met my girlfriend. You know, we were just so exited and you're both snoring already All right, then well did you just say that for another day? She's sort of blanking on my face. Okay.

And she goes, I'm washed against the wall. I was like, okay, well, great, great romantic start for your first. Welcome to the rest of your life with Gary. Okay. Exactly. So now it's the morning and everyone's waking up and they're hungover and Natasha stomach feels bad. And we see Jail sneaking out of the master and you know

There's some go into his room and Danny's wearing a shirt all this silly stuff and And Sydney is talking to Daisy about last night and saying how Gary and Ali kept going at her and trying to get her approval for what they're doing and And Daisy's like, well, they shouldn't have done that. That was pretty obvious. You're doing. And, um, and they're just like, well, they shouldn't have done that. It was pretty obvious. You're okay. I mean, you look, look at you. You look, you look fine. The way you're huddled there in the corner, crying into your knees. You're fine. You're fine. You're the picture of okay. Even the mascara coming down your face, spells out okay. Kind of. If you look at it in cursive, It's okay, kind of. If you look at it, it's in cursive.

In cursive. In cursive. It went in old, in old Celtic. It spells, okay, sort of. Are you okay, Sydney? It's like, what? Are you okay? I'm asking if you're okay, Sydney.

It's like, oh my god. I don't have to tell this girl how I'm feeling and I don't know how many times I have to tell you, leave me alone Well and fairness that is kind of Gary karma coming your way. Yeah, I mean, I said need I mean She's saying leave me alone when actually yeah all season long. She's been the queen of of cock blocking Gary so Now guess what it's windy. It's a windy day in Croatia, and they got to get out of that. They got out of that slip because it's too windy.

So they get on out of there, and then Danny comes back into her into the girls' room and everything, and they're just like chatter. It's very much like, it's like, tell me more, tell me more. You know, except Blow Deck, sailing yacht version. Let's talk about boys. What happened in the master bedroom? except Blue Deck, sailing yacht version. Let's talk about boys. What happened in the master bedroom? Danny doesn't remember much of last night.

And Danny just talking about, this guy had a guardsman. That's a bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit. Oh, well, well, well, well. I'm just saying as much as Gary tried I'm still the most successful one here Ali Jail I mean nobody's angry at me right it down Gary learn some lessons. Yeah, um and Ali is telling Tasey. He tried to kiss me and I'm like, but she's right there. She's right there. And Daisy's like, he's two, 32 years of age. We're all up.

There's someone's feeling here. We've got to worry about. I love her saying she's, I love how she breaks into a sort of old fashioned doctor. He's 32 years of age. I go, go, go, go. We're up to our big boy pants. So then we get some Daisy backstory.

This is a very backstory heavy episode, which I approve of. Daisy's like, have I ever fought over a guy? I sure have. When I was in school, my best friend fooled Randolph McGeele and our fan date over messages. And then they put this picture of Daisy on the screen. She's pounding and she's wearing a top bat. I was like, are we supposed to believe this is the day she was upset? Like

poor Daisy, alone in a college bar wearing a top bat being stood up and finally got over texts. It was a terrible day. I had gone out to an N. Y. concert at a closed early because there had been an electrocution in the audience. I came back and there was my boyfriend sleeping with my best friend at university. I've never been able to trust the game. That shit bothers me so much just because he wants to get his fucking dick soaked. Alright. Now he's like, I've changed my mind, I don't want anything to do with any of this.

How'd you like this T-shirt I'm gonna wear to wear today. It says stolen stupid. Ah. Yeah, see, I think this is what drives me nuts is that Ali is about as dishonest with her feelings as Sydney is, right? Because Sydney was trying to be cool, but she could like Gary. And now it's Ali's like, yeah, that's telling the truth. I'm not interviewed at all. And then the rest of the episode is her just like making out with Gary hardcore. So, well, she just tells everybody what they want to hear, right? She's always telling me, even the, I'm not even into Gary. I'm totally going to get rid of Gary, you know, just so Daisy will stop ranting and

raving and showing her pictures of herself patting on a top pat. Yeah. It was live. I'm an LA day. And I was supposed to be the best day in university. I know I could have kept that man if I just had a flower on my vest that squirted out water on you if you look that it's square. But unfortunately I put in some Guinness and it was terrible terrible mistake. So Colin, I wish I can think of. Colin is joking about Natasha, not being able to make sunny side up eggs. And so he does it for everybody. He makes like 12 eggs sunny side up.

And then Danny's on deck and for Sydney, I mean, Sydney says I'm not crying when she sobbing. And then she walks around nobody will follow her and I'll I'll the rest of the day everyone keeps going you're okay Sydney I know so then Gary goes up to Danny and he's like oh nice sir you're glowing what happened last night? I had sex So then Natasha's like I still don't understand what these two beautiful women see in that man No real man would put a woman in a position to fight over him. He is more cub than lion raw So I

Really liked her. I guess that was her cup of noise. Yeah. Instead of a lion. Rah, rah. So what an appropriate day for Sydney and Gary that they wind up now heading over to split Croatia and they are they go on to another yacht, the Polaris, where they're going to have their day off. It's you know, crew day. As they go and there's appetizers and they're just all excited. I mean, I don't know how it feels to be a yacht crew that on your day off, you just go to another yacht. Maybe it's really like,

you go to like the shore person yacht, right? They like sent them over to a pirate ship, yeah. Yeah. It's like, what is this? Yeah, Tom Hanks is like tied up in the, you know, in the basement. So Daisy's like, what is this? Yeah, Tom Hanks is tied up in the basement. So, Daisy's like, I'm very excited. You know, there's roses, there's snacks.

It's like, plus her heart. So the guys are jumping off the boat and... Back to the edge. Never seen that before. And then Allian, Gary takes some time to make out in the water and stuff and or no make out in front of everybody Yeah, no, and then we just show couples are just sitting there making out. They're like sitting side-by-side making out And everyone else is just sitting there watching them and we get wacky music for it It's like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom and we get to watch Sydney trying not to act mad

But as the make- makeup sessions go and go She's like eating her lips off of her face, you know, yeah, and so They're all like Natasha's like this is disgusting like fuck off So then JL goes, uh, should we go on a paddle board and then Ali Ali who is all about I just want to be respectful You know I'm over this is gross. She, what do they call it a double date? I'm like, okay, you're into this. Stop. So Gary and So they go to do their thing right and then Collins like did you just vomit in your mouth and they say it's like all little

As they need just goes fucking clowns And Sydney just goes fucking clowns. Oh the PDA is a lot for me. I'll openly say that. I haven't been around PDA like that for 15 years. Well, it feels so wonderful to be free about how fair and be vulnerable because back story a lot. In the past I was in a relationship that was really challenging this person I was with selling drugs secretly behind my back and I ended up being convicted for

something I'd never done because I was drugs in my car and the police asked will someone take responsibility and he just stood there wow I know I know I was in jail with clad dance. And then we have to use the embassy to get us in. Like, no, now you're just talking broke down palace. A below deck backstory always take a turn, I feel. Like there's usually like one or two people, like Rob on below deck med.

And he's like, oh man, I'm immortal, but before that, I used to run drugs to the border for drug dealers. I know. It's like, was your boyfriend Rob? Because this show is very incestuous, you know? Maybe it was. She's an narcissist. Wow. So her, hey, so here's a, here's a tip, Ali, to make sure you don't date people who are

secretly drug dealers. Don't date people who look like they might be secretly drug dealers. Case in point, Gary. Does anyone who, if you said by the way, Gary's actually secretly dealing drugs, I'm like, yes, I see him. I like that space I can tell. I can hear his voice. So Danny and J. L are flirting and they're awkward way. I mean, they're really, their awkwardness is off the chart for me. They're laying down pretending that they're feeling like really comfortable and in love. That beach is rocks and it's not just little rocks, it's gigantic rocks that they're laying on. I don't care about the rocks that they got. That's still Danny from the yacht.

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It makes him more of a fuck boy Yeah, he wants to get all the all the Pani that he wasn't able to get before. Plus also, we don't even we don't even have to go that far. Okay, exhibit a his back the tattoos that alone like enough. Go away. Danny, you could do better. You could do better. Yeah, but she's got the Lindsay disease where she feels like she's about to die. She's like, I'm so old, so, so old. I know. Um, at like 30. So then Sidney and Daisy Natasha are talking and Sidney's like, I mean, I love Danny,

but she could do way better. I mean, look, look at us, you guys. We're the only ones who can hold a conversation without like having a shit show around. Oh no, you don't get to put yourself in that conversation Just because you're not like all over someone today, ma'am Well, she can do more pushups than all of us and she is sort of the most fit person on the boat and You know on that right now. I am the most fit and I am hotter than her So she can say these things and then we cut to Glenn on the boat

And this is what he's doing this is this is life on the boat when no one's around He's just in the crew mass and he goes oh there's a little cashew party going on And then cut to Gary pretending to deep throat a a squirmy what do you call those things a noodle a noodle a pool noodle Yeah, so calling back to the calling group call him's like so maybe it's a system and you don't have to make out all night. Oh no, because this is Ali and those guys coming back to the boat. He's like, it's a native city system.

You don't have to make out all night. Mm hmm. And Sydney says, okay, if you could change one thing about our charter season, what would it be? So, Danny. And I'm not starting this at all so that I can tell everybody that I fucked Gary.

Okay. This is just a random game. That has nothing to do with me trying to drop information to ruin Gary's life. Okay, continue. This is where I get really embarrassed to actually be on the team,

Sidney. It's, you know, it's not a great team to be on right now. So, Danny said, oh, I would change the engineer, which I was like, wow, poor Colin. She doesn't even use his name in this exchange.

It's like, she's not like, I would change Colin. She's like, I would change the engineer. You know, that guy who's always trying to talk about something. And then Sydney says, you know, the decisions I make, I never have regrets on. I may make different decisions in the future, but the one thing my mom said to me was, don't have sex in the boat. And literally the first chance I had, I blew that one, play on words. Also, did I say that out loud? Oh, whoops.

Whoops. All know. So Collins, like you did. So you did have sex and college is like rubbing his hands together. So happy. And you did, so you did have sex and Collins just like rubbing his hands together so happy and Daisy goes white what? Ellie's gonna be so mad. They're so slars. I have to find a tall path. So that's where she can wear it when I break the nose. Getting to her bright yellow shirt and the top hat to take this news.

Hopefully someone's got the pole right there. Does anyone have a cane? A cane or some top shoes? So Colin goes, um, I mean, well, you're just going to see a Gary to do the dishes and then Sydney goes, okay, wait, I'm not done yet. Okay. Um, can I just say one thing that never leaves this group? I should, I really shouldn't say it. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. And Colin looks like cheering in the corner. Do it, do it. She goes, well, I have literally been told not to offer

help to guys Daisy. So literally I was told that. And Colin is crack. I was like, now we got drama. And then I write down, because you see Daisy's face, and I write down, I write down, Daisy is fuming. And then Colin goes, she's fuming. And then she's like, I'm fuming.

Colin literally cheering the whole time with so funny. And so then, oh, I shouldn't have said anything. And then meanwhile Gary is sitting with Ali off on some bench and he's like, hey, there's a pillow. You want to put it behind your bed? You're behind your head. And she's like, hey, there's a pillow. You want to put it behind your bed, or you're behind your head. And she's like, all right, then, he goes, oh yeah, all women should be treated like queens.

Yeah. You put a pillow behind her head on a rented boat. With that touch for hospitality, I'm surprised he's not in the interior. Yeah. And so, and I also, by the interior. Yeah. And, um, so, and I also, by the way, I love how Ali is framing this as just her exploring her vulnerability.

You know, like she's just finally letting herself be free and vulnerable. Like there's nothing about this as anything about vulnerability. You literally have your head rested up on a pillow next to a wall and this Lord far quaar type is breathing heavily on you with his nicotine breath. Normally I think he's just a pillow full of drugs but I'm trusting it because I'm vulnerable. And Daisy's like oh my god when I say I'm human my broads fucking violin Who has the top hat who has the top hat I need it right now

So now it's time to James for dinner and Gary goes Daisy you were saying who you would change you would change me You would change me right and she's like you know what I'm sick of being made 8 to be the beach of the group just cuz I'm trying to pull off a successful Tartar so fuck off and then it cuts back to Glenn on the phone with the fran she goes you know I had a dream last night that someone He goes I had a dream last night that someone gave me a donkey which is like the most Glenn dream He goes I had a dream last night that someone gave me a donkey, which is like the most Glandram So the girls are getting ready and they're talking about like you've got good abs I'm a car top wish all head to go to abs and the Sydney can stop it everyone on this boat

It's crazy, but we're hot, okay? And Ellie's like I'm not crazy I'm a you guys that's just crazy and tigiless and I'm just a victim and everything. And everyone groans at her as she goes, oh yeah, yeah. It's like when you think you're not the asshole on the boat but you're the asshole on the boat. And like now, like you think you're not the crazy one

on the boat, then you're probably the crazy one on the boat. And Ali's like, why are you trying to say Sydney? And she's like, well, exactly what I just said, we're all crazy. And Colin's over there like, go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky. He's like, but it was aimed at you. And Ali's all mad. But you know, see, this is where Ali sort of drives me nuts. Cause I feel like we're seeing her two colors.

I mean, Sydney just says a generic thing, like don't worry, we may all be crazy, but we're hot. And Allie is like, I'm not crazy. Like she's the one that's like, I'm not crazy. I'm the victim. She literally says I'm the victim, and you think maybe she's joking, but then you realize she really feels this way.

It's like, Allie, you have to get over yourself. Yeah, you're not the victim here later. So Daisy's like, she's calling the soul crazy all there. And Sydney's like, yeah. And cause like, I was you. So totally into you. Hit her. Hit her.

Go hit her. Oh, Ali, Ali forced that. Ali forced that though, because Sydney was saying a general comment and then Ali made herself the exception. So then that opened the door for Sydney to say a passive aggressive comment, right? So but now Ali is all mad, right? So so now Daisy pulls Ali and they go upstairs and she's like, I don't like Sydney's company anymore. I really liked her up to two days ago when I started to make out with the guy that she was in that charade with. And now I really don her up to two days ago when I started to make out with the guy that she was infatuated with.

And now I really don't like being around here anymore. Yeah. And Sydney, back with Sydney, she's like, oh my god, she didn't have said anything, but I did. That was for you, Colin. And everyone's cracking up that they pissed everybody off. Yeah. So Ali has reached her peak.

She's not going to take it anymore. So now they get ready. Okay. So then she passes by Gary who shirtless and just like kind of pats his back like, wait touching you but not in a loving way. I Have to say wait, well, while Ali is still venting to Daisy before they were getting ready about the situation She's like she's gonna thrust it then to grade me in front of the hell group. I'm not gonna have it. I'm so fucking over. I'm not gonna be caring about her feelings anymore. She can fuck off. I've reached my peak. You haven't been caring about her feelings for at least two or three days, if not for a few weeks. Like, I don't believe any of what she was doing was sincere. And that I believe all of that was for this moment where she can she could play she can act like she was the good one. And now, I believe all of that was for this moment where she could, she could play, she can act like

she was the good one, the nice one, the consider one all this time. And waiting for that moment. I mean, I think that you're right, but just to play Sydney's advocate here, you know, or to play Ali's advocate, I don't think that Sydney has the right to just come on the boat and be like, he's mine, he's mine.

That's it. I picked the hot one, he's mine. He's mine. That's it. I picked the hot one. He's mine. You know, I got him first and, you know, now nobody, because Sydney's kind of playing the victim too, like she puts her, they're both putting themselves in this victim position, but they're also the only people who really care. So, well, everyone, everyone else is left to deal with it, but no one really cares. It's like, you're both idiots for fucking Gary in the first place.

You know, I think that, no, I don't think that Sydney has any right to any sort of claim, although she definitely has a right to have confused emotions based on the fact that her boss slept with her the first night. But I, what I just don't like is what I feel is that Ali is actually being pretty inconsisting. Like she knows that Sydney is feeling a certain sort of way and I know at a certain point you know that's her you can't worry about what everyone thinks all the time. But at the same time if you're gonna start acting like but she's my friends and I care about her emotions but then you make out right in front of

her and then you know and then she gets mad because it is obnoxious. And then you're mad that she's mad at you because of what you did. And then you say, that's it. I've been the nice person. It's like, you actually weren't really the nice person. You were saying you were the nice person. So that's, I mean, we all agree that Sydney's been a little crazy about this. You know, she has not a little a lot, you know,

but that's, I'm putting that to the side. That's a separate issue for me. This is just more like, I think that Allie is saying one thing and doing another. Yeah. So then we go over to Jean-Luc and Danielle with their awkward flirting. He's like, the master is occupied tonight.

Hey, Boenner, how you doing? Yeah. Yeah. This is his new thing. Oh, I can't stand up right now. You're gonna have to walk around. I can't stand up right now. I've got a boner.

Got a boner. So Daisy is like, look at my boobs. They look great. Because she's wearing a push-up bra. And he goes, yeah, they do look really great. It's like, they don't look off thin-grained. Yeah and guys they almost look real. Oh yes my boobs are like your personality so there you go and everyone's like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha by a people appointing fingers to Gary. So it's dinner time. And I know this must have, you must have loved the guys not even bothering to put on a shirt for dinner.

I know you loved it. Well, at least they were in the public necessarily, so, but I did notice I was like, I was like, great, the girls all dressed up and made themselves look nice and Colin is, you know, a shade away from wearing a saber tooth tiger like around his body at this point. So then Sidney's like okay everybody another real fun Sidney game. Let's see where this one leads. She's like the Lisa right now of this group. So like so what's your hope for the next two charters everyone and Ali's like I'm sick of the aw. I just have this now my eye. And Jail sitting next to Ali. So the way the table set up is because it's important

is you have Jail and Ali at one end. And then you have Sydney with the other girls at the other end. But the table is normal six person sized dinner table. So Jail sort of like leans into Alley and goes, so how are you doing? And she's like, you know, it's hard because I want to get into it thrown at me and then I'm always gonna be the villain because you know, she has like, I have a connection with someone that Sydney likes. So I'm

always gonna be the villain. And it's like, yes, she is being passive aggressive to you, which is not cool at all. She's 100% being passive aggressive, but you're also so good at playing the victim when you've had a very active role in this situation here. So she's like, I'm so sick of the arguments, I have this normal friction, like big swing thrown at me.

It's like, you're doing it as loudly as possible so you can hear it, right? So sit me and say, It's impressive. So he's like, oh my god, why do I have to listen to someone talk shit about me at the table? And Daisy, Daisy's advice that she never follows is,

just let it go, cause the more you don't react, the quicker it's gonna get dropped. Why didn't you send me the butter I asked for five minutes ago? Was it because I'm the interior? Why don't you respect me? Sorry I asked for five minutes ago? Is it because I'm the interior? Why don't you respect me? Sorry, what was I saying about reacting? So then Gary and Oli just start making out and Natasha's like,

here we go again. Fuck me at the table. There's making out at the table. It's like, why? Why are you guys doing this, especially in this fraught situation? You know, so we get back to the boat and then we just see what Glenn's been doing. There have been signs of intelligent life from the extraterrestrial forces

of spaceship, spaceship, spaceship aliens. It's like, yeah. Cashew party. Wouldn't that be crazy if the aliens came and they brought us cashews and donkeys? So there's just sort of like general chatter and activity on the boat and Colin's telling Gary not to be a pus because everyone's a hangout as a crew. He's basically saying don't go off and just make out and stuff. So Gary's in his feelings. He's like, well, I don't know if I want to hang out because Jayazzy trashed me I mean like what she said before like that was a dig that was a deep dig. It's pretty funny

I'm not gonna. It's pretty fun. It was a deep dig Okay gather and then Colin is like Listen, he goes into the girls room and feels they're bad and he's like look You've got half of me to run this bed. Why don't you guys sleep in here? And he's like calling, stop staring the sick just because you're having a problem with your roomie. Actually, we all spoke about it. The four of you make us all uncomfortable. All of us said it. All of us said it. We're

all uncomfortable. So, which I guess that is that the, I count as the as not reacting to some things. I don't know So then Glenn pops up. He's like, oh my god. These guys are party animals I don't know if they keep it going and I don't want to know let me tell you I just care about extra twisty Let's cash shoes and donkeys. That's all I want to know about So Colin goes to Sydney and he's like well, you you have a new roommate. You have a new roommate. He's like, no, you literally do. And she's like, in my cabin, I'm not comfortable with that. And then Allie is, Gary's telling Allie, well, why don't we just room in your room? And she's like, oh, my room, you're checking.

Yeah. And then back to Sydney and Colin, she's just getting really nourished. I'm going gonna sleep on the floor. I'm not gonna sleep in the galley. I'm not gonna allow that. And he's like, oh, I'm just joking. You got Colin. You got Colin? Yeah.

So let's see, Ali and Gary, he's like, should we see here? The guests camp is all and she says, you're ready now, because you slept there already. Remember? He's like, I don't want to remember that. I don't want to remember that night, where I just Sydney and then we just slept in bed together alone in the wake of a single kiss. So then another romantic conversation with John Luke and Danny.

She's like, are you 24, 25? She's so obsessed. She's so obsessed with his age. Oh my God, this cannot work. So she's like, I've always been in relationships ever since I was 16. And he's like, well, you know, like, you know what? Like, I haven't had a serious relationship

because like when I was heavy, women like didn't look at me. And back then, my standards were as high as they are now. So it was rough. It was rough. And then we get his backstory. Yeah, which is that he was heavy, and then he lost weight.

And now he's lost weight. So he's getting more attention from women. And he's like excited to explore things with Danny, but you know, he's afraid of love too, which is that's that's fuckboy language for this is not going to last very long because I now look better and I want to have sex with everything. So enjoy this now while it lasts. Now look better and I want to have sex with everything. So enjoy this now while it lasts also to the people who are Who are always in a relationship Never trust them then when they say oh, I'm just gonna have a little fun I'm just gonna have a little fun because it if they were just having a little fun They wouldn't always be going into relationships. So always know that if I had known that if I had known that I had a head of time I would been like Danny So always know that if I had known that, if I had known that I had a had a time.

I would have been like Danny. I actually said it anyway. I would have been like Danny. You're going to be in a relationship. But but I think we said that. I think we saw that anyway, right? What is she's not going to be in a relationship? No, that she is. That she's going to fall for JL.

She was like, oh, it's just a little fun. And well, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. Be careful. Yeah. I think if this show is taught us anything, it's that. So Danny is, they go into the room to bone. And she's like, why is there a beer here?

She goes, oh, yeah, we did sleep here. Oh my gosh, whose rings are those? He's like, well, the Alley's, I mean, I guess she definitely did do something with those fingers. Ah, ha, ha. did do something with those fingers. So it's the next morning and everyone's waking up and JL walks in on Glenn while he's pooping in the bathroom and there's some There's like some problem with something enough that Colin has to will ultimately have to go get some drain on blocker

Yeah, right. There's a blocked air handlers. Kai. Yeah, I need to get a drain on blocker. Yeah, there's a blocked air handlers. Okay. Yeah, I need to get a drain on blocker. So Ali and Daisy are talking in their room. How was Ali in victim today? Let's find out guys. So Ali's like, you know, I've been in my head and thinking about all the drama and I've just been involved in some art and Daisy's like, you know, and now you know the fact that she's saying the two of them hit six You know they were all whoops did you hadn't heard that and all is like in front of everyone She said that this changes everything This changes everything I from now on I'm going to have to pretend like I care about that on top of everything else when I make out with Gary in front of Sydney. But that's the only thing because it's gonna cause drama and the more you react, the more drama it's gonna cause before you know it, I'm gonna have a top pet on the bar stool. Just don't do it.

And Ali says, I would never let it get to this point. That is the fact that the gravity of the situation situation. I thought it was one kiss on the first night, so I didn't understand her tears and her being upset and being a generally psychotic person and think like, wow, a little monster, a little monster we have on board who would actually ever want to hook up with this raging bitch, but now I understand it and now I feel like the biggest asshole on the planet. Oh, so guys, time for a preference sheep meeting. So we've got three primaries. Erica Rose, Cindy Rose, Julia Rose, just a bunch of Rose ladies. This lady says she started as a TV star, but then she started her own law firm. So who's that now? Is that Erica Rose? Now, is it?

Yes, now, this ping on your crap and's radar at all because it pinged online. It says Bachelor. Well, she was on the Bachelor, but in terms of the crap and's universe, she was a friend of, I believe, she was a friend of, I don't think she was a full cast, but she was on married to medicine Houston and her mom, Cindy Rose, was the crazy lady who loved silhouettes. Oh my gosh, yes! Okay, okay. Yeah, so this is going to be a crazy charter

when it eventually happens because I don't know how many people watched marriage medicine Houston, which we actually really liked. But this woman, Cindy Rose, is crazy. She sort of has Linda Thompson energy mixed with crazy I guess which is what Linda Thompson. Oh my gosh well here we go. So there's going to be eight of them and Natasha's like these girls are full on TV as where there's too much women.

There's obviously drama and their names are it just as it's just you know It's gonna be a difficult charter because here are the people who are coming on board Myra, Mandy, Keeley, Bianca, Jennifer. I'm like, okay, just to sink the ship. I was like you're on the right path with this episode Just let it go right into the dock and get on board and just start new careers They want a mermaid's marinersers and pirates dinner. And on day three, they want a local secluded pickup beach picnic. And that evening, women's empowerment dinner with mini glutes, cakes, gluten free mini cakes, individual furniture. There's nothing empowering about that. I'm sorry. There is literally nothing empowering about many gluten-free

mini cakes. We're here for restrictive empowerment. Oh my goodness. I'm actually so excited for this charter. And who would have thought who would have thought you know here here I was waiting for Cindy Barchop. I mean I'm pretty sure it's a deep bar shop showing up. I'm pretty sure I saw her in the trailer. Maybe I'm just maybe I just might have got to call and Yeah, maybe I just like projected her face onto someone. I just saw her But it really was they just shot it and they're like, that was too boring. This is basically calling telling you a girlfriend story Let's just cut it. So 25 naughty not kids 25 naughty nots, okay? Those vendors do nothing on the side. So let's bring them up front So 25 naughty nots kids, 25 naughty nots, okay?

Those vendors do nothing on the side. So let's bring them up front, okay? And if we have an emergency, you know, those vendors might save the day kids. Yeah, spoiler alert, they don't. What, we watch those vendors go down every single episode of every below deck and now it's finally time for the Fender's Serized Action and what do they do? They just sort of squish up and go under the boat like thanks a lot Fender

Guys it's really windy and we're going too far to starboard too far to starboard All right, I think in the middle of all this drama of all the stopper. I mean if I had to be going Stop it. I never would have hooked up with got no Ali, Ali stopped. This isn't about you. The boat's going starboard. Glyn Gary, Glyn Ross, Glyn Gary, Glyn Ross. They really need a Ross right now. Because you can't have a Glyn Gary, Glyn Gary, Glyn Gary. I mean, where's the Ross? We really can someone find Ross from below Dex's in six

or wherever it was. Get him on board. So we might need salty engine, crashing,. Everyone's running around running around and Sydney is heaving giant fenders over her shoulder. Don't put your hands on the bowl. Don't put your hands on the bowl kids. I love that jail is so dumb that they have to tell jail. Don't put your hand in between the boat and the dock. Yeah, no, no, no, it's rubbing against the dock. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that was actually just Gary.

That wasn't the boat. Yeah, Gary's just trying to get some action now from in the other men objects. We need a generator online. We need a generator online. Everyone aboard kids. Let's get this off the dock. Now I know, I know I have a tendency lately to compare everything to Jurassic Park. I can't help it for some reason, but this really was

very Jurassic Park. This was very much Lordearn going to the generator because it was Gary in this dark room. And he's like looking at the buttons and I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting for a velociraptor to crash right through the side of that, that yacht wall because it was literally that scene. It garrist just staring at all these blinking lights. Like, uh, and basically they're fucked, right? The wind is blowing, then they're crashing into the dock, their generators aren't coming on.

So it's a dead boat man. It's a dead boat. Run it up. They have no power. I'm assuming that maybe the boat was recharging while is at the dock. So maybe when they had to pull the power off, it didn't really have enough power. And so they had to get the generators up. They had to look out for dinosaurs. They had to go forward and go really fast and get back to safety. And on top of everything else, Collins missing because he had to go to

radio shack to pick up whatever it was he was doing. So, Draylon Klaugah. Draylon Klaugah. So, for the first time all season, where is Colin? Where is Colin? Someone phone Colin? What I wouldn't give to he, one of his stories about his girlfriend. But Colin is nowhere to be found.

And we're crashing, we're crashing. But then Gary gets both Ginny's online. Yeah. And, but they're still both Ginny's online. Yeah. And, but they're still dragging anchor. They're still dragging anchor. I just realized that Jenny was slang for generator. I was like, what's a Jenny? Oh, it's a Jenny.

So yeah, the dragging anchor, it's actually all very exciting. I was a little tense during this and Gary now has hopped at the tender and just like race around the boat to make sure everything's okay, which means that it's up to Sydney and you know dumb fuck JL to make sure everything goes well so Collins racing back on a boat and and and Gary's on a tender masturbating and also looking at the yacht and everything and the anchors are going into the pocket and it's just a lot of stuff happening Yeah, and then the ropes start flinging off and they're like, Oh my God, JL. Okay, JL just pretend this is some fettuccine at break time.

And just like take too long to get it done. Do not hurt your hands, JL. And then Gary saved the day, basically, he gets the generators back online. And they did crash, but it's not that bad and I was like wait a second Why is this episode still going it was supposed to end right before they actually crashed because the next week we have to find out what Happens, but you know what that means don't you even a bigger disaster Lulies yeah because they've been showing all season long this like one big crash with a doc basically just because they've been showing all season long. This like one big crash with a doc basically just crumbles. And that's like that's that's their money shot at the season.

And so I was like, where's the money shot? I was like, this is actually a really good episode because we get we get two crashes and the and like the first crash was like already really intense. Like the first crash. I was like, oh, that's good. Well, what a great episode. I'm about to turn off and there's still 10 minutes left. Wait, does that mean there's another,

how do I even get to another crash? They're in the middle of the way, went away from the dock. How are they going back to a dock during crashing time? You know, like the boat is crash prone at the moment. Yeah, so everyone's patting each other on the back because they got through that and they're all patting, carrying on the back and Glen has PTSD PTSD and then we get

a Sydney Gary scene where she's like, am I on nights again? He's like, yes, I can't trust John Luke again. And she says, yeah, I mean, he's already salty with you because you know that we're salty with me. But she goes, no, he goes, oh, she's just sassy. She goes, um, look, I think you're a fine boss. I mean, I've had worse. So then, Danny and Ali are cleaning the master's suite and talking about how jail needs to sleep in the master bed because it's all, it's really a really uninteresting conversation.

I thought it was going to get more gossipy, but I didn't. So now there are things are going well. And it's like they have verted disaster. There couldn't possibly be another boat crash today There's I mean how many boat crashes can you really have and I mean We've we've gone this far on so many seasons of below deck and there are like no crashes So surely there couldn't be two in one episode so Just clean in

Daisy's checking in on Ali see how anxiety is I said, feel horrible. I just can't believe I did that to her. I don't care that he hooked up just so I didn't know, and I'm just so upset. And Daisy's like, oh, she's crying. She's crying over the situation that he chose you over her, and that's what's wrong with her, okay? This is all garrulous fault, by the way get my tall pat um so then the wind is coming on strong ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt And then they take away all the music, which is like classic horror movie move, right?

When something really bad is gonna happen, there's not even any music. So we have a split screen of the crew in the back. And we have Glenn at his little perch. And he's just like doing something and everything. You just know something bad is gonna happen. And it's just like calm and quiet. And then all of a sudden,ens like fuck me what's going on what's going on this this cashew party's got an out of control no one's giving me a donkey we're

screwed and there they go crash the crash and then yeah the crash full crash and that's that fuck me. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. All the captains at the same time. I'll just say God damn it. Send you just that's the edge going to your food. Hey believe in you. I'm going to have to call Norma about this one. This might be a bad time to train figure out which wind we are. So that was a very thrilling conclusion, thrilling double crash episode featuring a love triangle. I mean, could you ask for anything more? Well, that brings us to the end of below, Dex. Sailing y'all, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Yeah, thanks for being here. And again, go check out Top Chef Azhar bonus episode this week. We'll be back tomorrow with Real Housewives of New York.

Hit it, boys. And if you didn't hear our premiere, if you didn't see our premiere recap that we did live, and you want to check that out where we talked about that in the big shot. And then we did like a 45 minute Q&A afterwards go to on location live comm slash watch our crap ins because that replay is Available until Thursday and then it's gone forever. So go check that out All right everybody. Thank you. We'll talk to you later. Bye Watch what crap ins would like to think it's premium sponsors

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