Watch What Crappens - Bethenny Frankel Press Conference; Plus, Mailbag Extravaganza

Episode Date: August 23, 2019

Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as she fields questions from the media and her former cast members. Afterwards, it's a super-sized Crappens Mailbag bonanza! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, hi, man. Hi, well, we are here. We have a very special day. We're just going to dedicate it all to the crap and male bag Just give it like a huge amount of love and just uh, whoa My god, wow what's my god what happened? Oh wow, I guess there's apparently it sounds like there's like a press conference Oh my god, there's a news conference and looks like sounds like that's that Bethany Frankel stepping up to the podium. Oh, look at me, I'm Bethany. Oh my god, what does Bethany have to say?

Bethany Frankel, I love you. Yeah, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. What's going on? What's the matter? What's going on? What's happening? Thank you for all coming here. Yeah, thank you for all coming here

to this press conference. I just want to say I have not had any fish in three weeks. So I'm alive. You're welcome. I just donated a whole bunch of cotton swabs to Puerto Rico, so they're doing well, they can hear this, and I just love you all. Yeah, and I just wanted to say I got back from the Amazon, you know, which is on fire right now, but I just want everyone to know that I flew over the Amazon and I threw diapers out of a private plane. So hopefully they're be doing great good luck with that fire Amazon, okay?

Also, I want to get that I think I found the culprit of who who lit the Amazon Empire and I think it's Carol Radsible So I think we should all be looking at her right now because I think she start the Amazon Empire just saying it Excuse me Excuse me I'd like to make a statement please. Okay, you have to flow up for a second because you're probably going to die in a few seconds anyway. Hi, I'm Carol Radzalow. You might know me from being friends with Kennedy and stuff like that.

Not reality shows which I'm above, but I just wanted to say I had nothing to do with the Amazon and I was actually Training through running right through there training for a marathon See she's doing like the actually like a fire with it. She's so dry She's so dry she likes fires everywhere. She goes okay speaking of Amazon. I have some new skinny girl jeans They're available on Amazon right now for $149 a paper actually put like each leg is $400 if you want both legs. Obviously, we encourage that $900. Okay, just pay. Uh, yeah, we've gone up in our skinny jeans sizes because people are getting mad. Uh, so now skinny jeans represents everybody in the world. And we now go up to a size, I think like 10 or something insane like that

Okay, so there you go. You're welcome. Yeah, we are we're jeans made for everyone except cow Okay, yeah, so I have some major news to announce okay. I quit. Goodbye. I quit. I'm done real house was in New York Sionara spent great You know a lot of people come up to me and they say Bethany you're so famous where you want some stupid TV show and I say you know what? It's a support other women and you know how I support other women I sell them alcohol and jackings basically jackings with crystals on them Yeah, yeah, it's very important for me that I support them by having them support me financially and then I Like sometimes say hi to them, you know, so anyway, I yeah, I wrote something on my Instagram

But in case you didn't get to see it here. He is what I wrote. Okay I want to take a moment to write a personal note to you by you I mean all of you people here of course. I love very carefully except for you Carol I am so grateful for you So grateful for you except Carol of course for sticking with me do everything you started this journey with me except for Carol in my time The apartment in my late dirties. Wondering what would happen to me? I was broke, single, had no family, had no idea what the future held.

I liked Jill Zaryn, I made a crazy time. And who helped her? Who helped her? She wasn't that 30-year-old little apart. But it who helped her be? Jill Zaryn. Do I ever get any thanks? No. Was I told she's leaving the show? No. I've got one thing to say to you, Bethany. Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Boyfriend named Jason but not the Jason that she later married and ruined his life This is another Jason who hated her so much. He left her and was like never talk to me again

I was like whoa you always push away all the men and your friends in your life unlike my daughter slash best friend Avery who just is so popular okay Yeah, that's why I walked her across the bridge okay I walked right the bridge to tell her she was gonna die of loan, and I also wanted to show her someplace that she could sleep under when she was officially broke because she was a poor person, okay? Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you know, I still got a statement to read here, okay?

So, um, I had big dreams and I never stopped, but I honestly, I didn't know if I would ever get here, okay? So, uh, you know, you, you all helped me get here, and by you I don't mean anyone in my cast members, I don't mean anyone in the crew, I just stopped, but I honestly, I didn't know if I would ever get here, okay? So, you know, you, you all help me get here, and by you I don't mean anyone in my cast members, I don't mean anyone in the crew, I just mean the people who actually like tuned in and watched, okay? You all help me get here, and I would read your letters and messages, and say, who the fuck are these people? Why they're writing me that messages and letters? Like, what's the matter? What's happening? What's going on? Yeah, I'd like to especially thank the lady who keeps emailing me,

using envelopes with fish on the cover. that. That's real hilarious. Okay. You're really hilarious Marion from Albuquerque, okay? That's I find that really hilarious. Look at me taking a job. Yeah, super super super Funny I thought it was hilarious. You know I did with your letters. I threw them out Puerto Rico. Okay. I said I did it Now people in Puerto Rico can feel it they loved okay, that's what I did So you guys you know, I would read your letters your messages and I would grow from your struggles like when you got poor I would get rich okay like when you got sick. I would get healthy. It was amazing. It's amazing how it works Keep writing okay, cuz it's like opposite stay. You're like Bethany my skin looks like shit and then my answer was

Well, hello my skin looks wonderful, you know, it's like opposite today, it's wonderful. So just keep emailing me, that's burados, okay, just keep emailing me out there, never forget. But the person I want to thank the most is myself, because without myself, I never would have had the idea to find myself a nutcracker, which I did find by myself. Thank you, thank you me, thank you me. I would like to thank all the gays in the world, especially the gays, they know Durenda, that didn't help me find that Nutcracker. Okay, thank you. I thank you to myself.

Good for me. I wish there was an award made out of Nutcracker because I would be accepting it right now. Alright, literally, what are you gonna do? Like, literally, you know what I wanna do right now? Actually, I actually wanna crack some nuts. That's what I wanna do. In fact, that's what I'm quitting, because I wanna just go. So, the reason why I'm really quitting is because I signed a multi-million dollar deal with Mark Benette

of Survivor and Shark Tank fame. And what I'm going to be doing is going to be producing new shows. And the first show I'm going to produce is called Not Called Shark Tank is called Eel Tank. And basically what we do is we stick to Rinda in a tank with a bunch of electrical eels and see how long she lasts. Okay. I think it's going to be great. Yeah, and then we're going to start a show called Eel Housewives of New York City. And for the next and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and totally new things. I was thinking about doing a show about six women who live in a brown stone, but not say brown stone. They all live in different brown stones. And they're

not housewives because they're not all married, but they want to be housewives. So you know what? I might as well just call it housewives. All right. There you go. What are you going to do? Yeah. I'm actually going to cast members from the from the singing group brownstone to being the show real brownstones of brownstones, starring brownstones. And I just want to mention that like one of those women is going to become very successful and have a child against all odds and have terrible access and then leave the show and become very successful. And we're all going to like her the most because we do like her the most. Correct. Correct. Yeah. Thank you for allowing me to pave the way for many women to achieve their goals. I'm excited

to be someone spiring to so many women. I would like to thank all the women out there for letting me inspire them. You know, I would like to thank all of the pets out there who let me inspire them. You know, I would like to thank all the men out there who let me inspire them. Heck, even the dead men, even the even people in heaven, I've inspired people in heaven.

So you know what, you're all welcome. Thank you for allowing me to be like this, okay? Some of them amazing, plus face it. Miss Frankel, we actually have some questions from the media. Are you ready to accept any questions? Are you ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever.

All right, here's the first one. Go ahead. Whoa, would you believe it? Someone's moving on. Here's my question. Now that you're going to start your own shows, who are you going to get to inspire to steal their haircuts?

Oh, wow! Oh, wow! Look at that! Look at that from a woman who's just taken on a job that's been done by someone named Shecky Green. Okay, what are you gonna tell me about new haircuts now, please? Well, as a great singer one sang. I'm moving on, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da So much is thrown down your face. Okay, don't call me $6 million next next there any last night I do want to mention I do want to mention really quickly before we take this question that I am going to be producing a new show called Your Isiko for Cabernet. It's about wine tasting. Thank you very much. Okay question. Yes Yes, okay. Oh, this is one of our contestants from the show. Yes Yeah, yeah, hi there in the hi Hi, what's what's going on? What's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what a new show I'm going to be producing called you a very hot and cold. It's basically going to be about Jorinda touching things that are hot and cold and she tells us if they're hot and cold. It's very exciting. You're great, you know what? I use that every day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, uh... Are there any more questions out there? Any more questions out there? Come on. Come on. What's gonna have a question? I've got a question. Just Ramona. Sign up from Ramona News Weekly. Kai?

Yeah. I know you are Ramona. All right. Bethany, now that you're making TV shows for someone else, do you think you'll be able to maintain a human relationship at some point in your life? What that will kind of load a question is that yeah, I'm I have Human connection. It's with Mark Burnett. Have you ever heard? Okay, listen? Maybe some things since the spas maybe he's a Trump supporter Maybe he was accused of I don't know hurting someone in the back. What do I know? What do I know? You know what Mark Burnett is?

He's a survivor. I'm a survivor. He owes the show, I owe the show. He has a trailer, I have a trailer. You know what, that's it. Do you need a more human relationship than that of the one between a thin woman and her trailer? No, no, you don't.

You know, Bethany, even though we're often at odds because you're so terrible, and I am actually a better person than you are, I have to say I'm very proud of you, okay? Because you're so terrible and I am actually a better person than you are. I have to say I'm very proud of you okay because you are a terrible person and it's hard for people to take chances on terrible people okay and and it's just such an honor that one of the major like icons of comedy Mark Burnett has decided to stop talking on his ear and give you a chance so congratulations and caduce. Yeah that's Carol Burn Brunette and you're an idiot.

And I hope that you don't get sued by the guy who did your kitchen in Mario who you were obviously sexually assaulting. OK? Any more questions? Anywhere? I have a question. All right, you, you. You.

Could you be my friend? Listen, lady, you know what? One of the reasons I've left the shows because my suitcase got spray-tam on it Okay, like I they wouldn't put it in the budget for me to have Cover from spray-tan you're a disgusting person, you know We were helpful, but you need to learn to speak off my get out of here barber. No one likes you All right anybody else Okay, okay, all right,. You, you, you.

The one who's dressed like a little dolly from 1940. You. Hi, Bathamie. It's me, Tinsley Mortimer. You might know me from television. Tinsley Mortimer, so. And then later, the real house was I have a question. Yeah, okay, ask it already.

Okay, your eggs are drying up as we speak. How long do eggs last? My-ha-ha-ha. Well, I think that for like most women, they last for drying up as we speak. How long do eggs last? My-hahaha! Well, I think that for like most women, they last for like a pretty long time, but I think in your case, they probably just like, you know, they just, they probably died out of sadness, okay? So, you probably dried up and your best bet right now

is to get a cactus. Mm-hmm. Okay, I wanna have my own news conference now. What about that? Okay, in that case, I will, I will see the podium to this awful person Who is actually in the process of pushing me off and I am falling and I have broken my arm get off get away Okay, hi everyone me single ready to mingle Ramona single Wow, okay, I just wanted to tell you how I feel about this whole thing.

Okay, I respect the fact that Bethany has decided to go on with other indie averse. Bethany found love and her life and it's so fantastic that she'll be taking the time to grow that relationship away from the cameras. To explore other business opportunities which are also probably on cameras because Bethany is a fame for. Okay, I'm only disappointed that Bethany did not inform her co-stars that she's not coming back to the show. Whoa, Bethany, you're on board. Hi, I've got a question from the Morgan Letters

periodical. Hi, lady who poops on jitties. What can I say to you? Hi, here's my question now with Bethany being gone Will we still have access to an Ijurian football team off of Santa Pay? Oh my god, so you give it up this girl lives in a different time zone. okay? Go go have lunch with President Truman, okay? seriously I I have a question for you Ramona. Why are you so goddamn awful all the time

We talking about singing boys Whatever you I'm like rubber and you're like blue and whatever you say bounces off me hits Tom and screws you and then leaves you Okay, how do you think about that? Can't get it finished my sentence? Okay, this is my this is my thing that I'm gonna say Okay, Bethany found by away from cameras. Okay, I am only disappointed that Bethany did not inform her Coast does that she's not coming back to the show because when she left in season four We found out through the press she was doing a spin-off Bethany did not inform her co-stars. That she's not coming back to the show. Because when she left in season four, we found out through the press she was doing a spin-off Bethany getting buried. Whoa, look how that worked out.

Quoted on the bridge. She was just upset. We never congratulated her. But we were upset she never told us. That's how we feel now. There's a commodity among us. As a cast, love us. Hate us.

Not like us. We're a team, okay? So to hear this from the press, not through her, it's very upsetting. I wish you're well though, okay? Because the show's a machine and it's gonna continue on. We're just a cog in a wheel. No one is irreplaceable, including you, Luan. Oh, well, if you get to have your say, then I want my say,

I'm taking over this press conference. Oh God, okay, go for it, Lewand. Go Lewand! First of all, I want to thank everyone for showing up at my cabaret. You all are wonderful. It's so amazing to see so many Lewheads in the audience here. Oh, please, stop taking pictures too much, too much. Anywho, this is a very trying time for us as we have lost a vital member of our cast,

of course I'm referring to my boa, don't know where that is, could someone find that, thank you. Anywho, I would also like to release a statement about Bethany leaving, and here's what I have to say. It's only sad to be a member of the housewife, it's only sad to see a member of the housewife's family go, ha! Except for Carol Radsville, especially a fellow OG, which as we all know stands for Old Gangster. Bethany Franklin and I have certainly had her ups and downs, and I choose to remember the ups, like, the times she came to my cabaret and I was so wonderful or the

time she saw my haircut and looked so much better because of it or the time that she supported me and in my marriage and tried to occasionally take me down and I said no I won't have it and then ultimately I became stronger because of it I'll remember those ups but I'm wishing her nothing but the best in her next chapter and whatever failures may come with that next chapter. Congratulations, I'll see you in a non-cabaret space because you don't appreciate the art form. Bye! I've actually come up with a song for Bethany.

It's from a musical that I was asked to start in in a movie! Now you'll hear about this in the news soon, but the musical is Cats, and I would like to sing this song Too Bethany, as she walks from the retirement limo. Only have bad memories of Bethany The song, my favorite song for this show, which I get to sing as a soloist No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Look at all those ladies in front crying and Wow Construction got the construction workers have even stopped to watch that that is what a wow. I'm Wow, what what a conference. I know you know, but I feel like I feel very satisfied I feel like I really see what the future holds for these these people. Wow so exciting Yes, I went on the news and on the news on Instagram I went to talk to a old faithful housewives

to show her Matia to see what all the ladies were saying because the only statement that I had read was the one I just read of Ramones where she's like whoa thanks love telling us because apparently this happened right before shooting. Some people say hours before shooting and some people say a week before shooting. So this was obviously kind of a last-minute decision which usually means money of some kind, money disputes, or was waiting for more money or whatever, but we don't know. So I want to check other Instagrams to see what was going on, and Lou Ann's was the first, which you posted. So Lou Ann said

something nice, which I thought was, which I thought was really nice. Tensley just showed herself in big gigantic earrings earrings like first day of shooting. Sonia was showing a clip of her in Ramona trying to install an air conditioner in the Berkshurs trip. I guess reminding us that they're still funny without Bethany. Yes, that's actually true. And it is true. Yes, and then John, John, Dorenda just posted a picture of her getting ice cream with John and John's like, yeah, I'm with my favorite two babies. John probably just posted a picture of Sue Blocky and Dorenda. Yeah, so that's all I could find. No one

else is bitching yet. Yeah, not yet. By the way, I also want to just let listeners at home know that Ron and I record remotely and we're having a few little connection issues. So it shouldn't, it should be fine when you listen, but if you hear anything like, don't be panicked, Skype is very upset about Bethany leaving too. Ronny, how do you feel about Bethany leaving? What do you think, what do you think this, what this means for the show? Well, I've had a very long love, hate with her. I think she was awful when she came back and just a monster of a human being and I'll never forget how she told off Sonya and that Sonya and that cheater brand fight. I thought that was just awful and embarrassing. And I hate how she sits at

the reunion and answers everyone's questions for them and acts like she's the boss of everything at all times like You know, I have my issues, but this year Beth's knee had a really good year She really learned to balance just being an awful human being with also being really hilarious again And so I will miss her I think this has been the best cast ever and we had two years in a row with this cast and now it's going to change and I'm scared like we're going to go back to the season where we got Carol and Heather and Kristen which was still a pretty good season once it got going but it's just scary you know for us it's just so much easier and more fun to have this this original cast.

What do you think? Yeah I know I mean I agree I think that I so I mean when you talk about Bethany it's like it's a range of emotions I mean when she came back I also thought that she was pretty awful like you know the original Bethany was fun and she was like us and was like who are these crazy bitches you know and then she came back and at that point she'd had massive success she'd had a talk show and all this stuff and there was like almost not really an arrogance, but you almost thought like she was too big for her bridges and she was like doing all

of us a favor. But ultimately, that kind of subsided and at the end of the day, through her ups and downs, the one thing that could never be like put against Bethany is that she never she was always I always felt like she was totally honest about like what she was going through and I think that's why she at the end of the day no matter what side we were getting the arrogant side the lovable side whatever it's why she's always been so compelling because she just lays it out there she's not afraid afraid. She's not afraid to say things. And at the end of the day, she's kind of just like, there's a reason why she is like an elite level real housewife.

She's just massively compelling to watch no matter what. And the show will be totally fine without her. It was fine without her. I hope people still have faith in the show, but it is unfortunate because the chemistry and the cast is just so fabulous right now. Yeah, Lever, hey to housewife. A housewife like Bethany, you just got to respect what they bring to the show.

And I do. And I'll miss you, Bethany, and tell you know, two years when all your shows fails and you come back. Yeah, exactly. I'm like mad at, I'm actually like actively mad at Mark Brunette because I feel like he stole her away from us. I feel like mad at I'm actually like actively mad at Mark Brunette because I feel like he stole her away from us I feel like that's like not cool and I'm mad at Bravo for not putting up more money because Just because New York just has amazing chemistry. I mean just even the dynamic just between Bethany Ramona and Luan is so fascinating to watch you know the way that like

Bethany and Ramona are like the ultimate front of me is on. And then there's this also a weird frontamie situation with Luann and like the three of them have such a fascinating dynamic. And so it's sad to see like a piece of that taken out. Yeah, peace is missing. And then, you know, Mark Burnett isn't the classiest guy in the world either. He's no's no, sometimes. That's like great. It's like, be there for other women. And then psych, you're going to go work with Mark Renette. Yikes.

Yeah, I hope she comes back. I mean, she also had like a tough year. She went through, she was going through mourning and all that stuff. And I'm hoping that this is just a manifestation of some of that grief and that then, once her head clear, she comes back to us. Because this is Bethany's

best like arena okay like her talk show, Nakhrae, other things she's done, Nakhrae skating with celebrities or whatever she did, Nakhrae but she shines on the show she shines when she's part of an ensemble she actually shines because in other areas it's just too much but I hope she comes back and we act as if like, she's the only noteworthy person on the show. I mean, New York has so many icons. I mean, every single cast member, even Tinsley has come up and they would be the stars of their own individual ensemble shows.

And so the fact there's like an embarrassment of riches on New York, so we will be fine. We will get through this together, everyone. Yeah, I thought it was funny in the Ramona article. Like you could tell the Ramona just straight up called them because it said singer who is also an OG of the show and hasn't taken any years off says this. I was like oh god Ramona so shady. Yeah, like I've been there from the beginning and I didn't take any time off. Yeah, I mean at this point is Ramona, the, I mean, I wonder, someone has to do the stats, right?

Like Vicki obviously has the longest unbroken streak, but now that she is a friend of, I think Ramona will be the next one who would, who would be able to claim that, right? Because Ramona, the Countess, no, because Luan was a friend of for season five. So the craziest... Oh, that's right. So weird to think that Luan was ever a friend of, but she was. It was because she was going... Oh, so yeah, I guess she would get knocked off that.

Yeah, she doesn't have an unbroken even though she was there. Yeah, she isn't OG, but she was... Oh, well that sucks. I know. I know. Move fair. Um... But but yeah I don't know it's interesting the show always does well I have utter faith in it we're I mean we're talking as if like literally like there was a national disaster but I

guess it is for us well the internet broke down and also at least a Vanderpump this is how to do it okay this is how you get your long deserved, you're much deserved to goodbye. You know, you actually do it the right way and quit. Not during the middle of the season, then refuse to show up for a reunion. Absolutely. Yeah, at least the Vanderpum Blossom, I lost a lot of respect for her for the way she handled her last season. I'm just gonna say it. I lost a lot of respect for her because then we were stuck with bullshit. Right.

Okay, so let's jump into some mailbag. We've got lots of mailbag today, so we thought this very special episode would be a great time to jump into some. Yeah, we're gonna jump into some whole big, exciting mailbag. Here it goes. Well, theoretically, the music would play,

but of course it didn't play right now, because it clearly iTunes. Cully iTunes is just so shocked. Well iTunes I can't believe it like this is the first time we've ever dedicated an entire episode to the mail back and you don't even play your theme song okay I'm sorry I'm sorry but you're the one who should be quitting and work for Mark Burnett. Okay okay so we're just gonna go through a bunch of these questions and like have fun with it. So let's start with Michael Horn who we just adore. Oh, we should say by the way

crap and mailbag is Basically you write in questions and comments or whatever and we read them right here in right here on the show It's a Patreon tier. So go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends if you want to participate the next time we do this. So Michael Horn says, bin bin runny, bin bin runny. If you had to rewatch an entire season of any Bravo show, what season would you choose? And I should also add that Scarra, she chimed in and said, I would say, God girls. Oh, gosh. Probably for me Princesses Long Island because I think that there that so while it was on seemed like it was aged like it had been shot 10 years before or in the 80s Mm-hmm. Gosh, it's a hard question.

I, because there's like, I mean, I would love to go back and watch Godgirls and princesses and I'll say game of crowns. But then like Vanderbump Rules Season 2, kind of iconic. And then Real Housewives of New York Season 3, that's like probably, I think that one is the one that's like the best one of all time. I probably do Real Housewives New York. Yeah, that's the first season I started watching.

Yeah, that was the big Bethany and Jill fall out where Bethany quit the first time. So I think I would do that one. Yeah, that's the first season I watched and that's why, well, of that show. And that's why I never liked Jill because I could see that one. Yeah, that's the first season I watched. And that's why, well, that show. And that's why I never liked Jill because I could see that Jill was just being a little butthead to try and get attention at the beginning of that. So I didn't have love for her from the friendship that they had had before that.

Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, I would probably go watch the first two seasons of that just to like, I guess, you know, try and feel some Jill love at some point in my life. I feel like it's a stage that everybody has to go through at one point as a housewives watcher. Yeah, people forget that like for the first two seasons, people loved Jill's Aaron. Like she was beloved. She was a top tier housewife. I loved her. And those two seasons work

great too. And now Jill's Aaron is just known for being like thirsty and cravin' and, you know, people forget that we loved her at some point, you know? Yeah, I never had that moment. So it feels like something I should experience at some point. -♪ Commissions, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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It's so easy to me. And her name is Gina and she's from Melbourne. That's what I say. Gina Medina. Gina from Melbourne. Gina comes over to Beverly Hills and says get out of my city right this instance I'm taking over and I'm gonna run this city Gina on Beverly Hills is actually the casting fix that we never even knew We needed and that is so perfect and now that that's in my head. That's all I want

I'm a barrister. Don't try and put something past me P.K. Could you imagine? Yeah, girl. Your house is a rental. No one has a housewarming for a rental. Now tell this rental, this rental document, get at me. Durant Kim's leave. You're an insignificant ass here. That would be... So she would, first of all, she'd call them all cut finises left and right and then get all mad

You know that be like I can't believe she said that about me and she'd be like what's the big deal? It's not just the sleep word. We're all sleep words aren't we all I Would love to watch her take down both Kyle and ten oh my god Gina against Kyle would be she would just sit there in her Interviews and say these two women are chairing on like a bunch of raccoons. I want to hear that a bunch of Eddie experts over there. Yeah and Teddy would be like oh I'm gonna need you to be accountable for what you said. All right take it in you got a note you got a note pen and a note pad. All right here's what I'm saying. Fuck you your co-fitness. How about that? Take that to the bank, your con woman.

Oh my god, like, I'm not even joking, Ronnie. Can we start a movement to get Gina onto the real house as a Beverly Hills? That is the most perfect casting of all time. I've never had, you know, people all the time are saying, oh, they should move so and so from this franchise to Beverly Hills or this person from there. It is Gina. Oh, they should move so and so from this franchise to Beverly Hills or this person from there.

It is Gina. Gina from Melbourne. She needs to be on the show. She does. And we are owed something, Bravo, because we covered all first three seasons of Melbourne. It's what it's some of our best recaps. I think it was definitely one of the most fun things to have a recap. And then they stopped showing it in the the US and it has been Amazing from what I hear and I keep wanting to just download it and watch it you know be done with it because I miss it

But I know that the second I do that they're gonna be like and now Real House laws of Melbourne comes back to brawl though, but yeah something happened They were supposed to air last summer. Yeah, they even had a thing on screen. I remember I was like it's official It's coming back because they said it's coming back. Yeah, so I don't know what happened with licensing or whatever, but I'm still upset about it. And Bravo Ozes. You know what, for anyone who is going to BravoCon

and you're going to some sort of panel that's like with executives or Andy, well don't ask Andy Cohen, because here's the thing. We always like Andy Cohen, why don't you bring this back? He doesn't have that power. He doesn't have any more Because he actually stepped away from his executive abilities to do what what happens live You can ask him but he can he'll just be like oh, I love that show too But if you go if they have a panel that has executives here the questions you need to ask

When are you going to air real house house of Miami? Oh, well, actually, yeah, bring back real housewives of Miami. When you're going to air Melbourne, and was there another show we needed to come back? Probably, but those are the two priorities right now. Yeah, yeah, those are the ones I think of. Yeah, that's a great question, Glenetta. And also, I love your name, Glenetta Kraus. I feel like that's like a fictional... I feel like you should be,

like you should have a whole line of novels based about you. Yes. Okay, the next question is from Tiffany Doyan. Which Bravo Lebrides do you think are the most entertaining on social media and which do you think needs to withdraw completely? Oh wow, that's a bold question.

I feel like there are a lot who need to withdraw completely, but I can't think of them right now. Like, my brain has just flooded. I mean, I enjoy Durinda on social media. Oh, someone sent us an Instagram video that Durinda had made making eggs. It is the most disgusting shit I've ever seen. And she puts those turning words over. It says, breakfast.

And it's just Dura, like putting eggs, you know, that are already cracked in mix, into boiling water and then pulling them out with a strainer. And then she's just jiggling them out, jiggling them on the strainer. It's like, you can get a little worried, Matthew. You need a fluffy egg, you can get a little, you like. Like, oh, God, no. No. I mean, Ram you a kidney life. Like, oh God, no. No.

I mean, Ramona is so entertaining, unintentionally so, but she is less hurt. Her social media account is like the gift that keeps on giving. It really is. Ramona is hysterical. I think Ramona wins hands down with the best, because any time you watch it, it's just hysterical. She posted on her account.

I didn't mention this when I was talking about who posted what after Bethany announced her thing. The stuff we read from Amona Ramona was from an article but what she actually posted on her Instagram was her standing there in a pretty dress and she is going out tonight. Guess where? And then all the comments were like to celebrate Bethany being gone. I guess where and then all the comments were like to celebrate Bethany being gone. Because you know they were. It was just hilarious. I mean, I love her. I think someone who really needs to shut their trap on social media.

Rina, Rina gets herself in so much trouble on social media and they really downplayed on the show and they'll give her a chance to be like, well, unfortunately, I texted about, I tweeted about pills and it happened to be Lisa's birthday and I, you know, I sent her that birthday muffin covered in pills and her brother died of an overdose. Well, but, you know, I wasn't, I didn't mean it like that, pills are my thing. Like, she gets in so much trouble I think you know who'd be a good one to withdraw would probably probably be Lala I I feel like Lala I think we need to have like a Lala rebrand and that starts with maybe like a social media vacation You know, it's obviously it's a lot of you know

She got herself into real hot water with 50 cents a few months ago You know because of her social media ridiculousness So I think she'd be a good one and probably sheena sheena also could use a social media vacation Because it's always like these creepy ass like photos of her And selfies and obviously you know her snapchatting it brings a lot of drama into her life like what happens if like Adam doesn't like my snapchat I feel like there are other ones who were off-flatted and I just can't think probably like Thomas Ravinole or like I mean this one probably doesn't count as an answer but I would love to see John Cessna shut the fuck off I think that counts I just feel like my queen can't

ever get her reputation back with him trying to fight every battle for her and it's so annoying to read and it makes me not like Vanderpump. Yeah, I know. I agree because she associates herself and endorses John Sessa. And it just makes you question all of her judgment in general, you know. Yeah, and he's always fighting her battles. You know, like he went after Denise Richards recently. And yeah, I think he's gross. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What's the next question? Um, let's do dash cat. You know, dash cat always has some good stuff for us.

So dash cat says, uh, hi guys, seeing as your buddies with several bravo liberties, which spill the tea questions? Have you wanted to ask them as bravo fans? But are afraid to ask because it might alienate them, like asking Ariana what Jacks referred to at your Austin show about James, asking Catherine Dennis for details about Thomas Ravenel, asking this Patricia anything. That's an interesting question. I mean, I will say this about Ariana first and foremost. Like, I actually don't ever feel any sort of way about she's like very cool and in terms of like you could ask her something She's not gonna get crazy, you know I haven't I haven't personally had a situation where there's like I'm like dying to ask like Catherine a question But I'm afraid she might get mad Yeah, I'm literally not afraid. I just ask whatever I want. I did ask Ariana what Jack's was referring to

because if you guys remember, Jack's was like, oh, wait until you see what James does. Wait until you see what he does. There's no coming back from this. And she goes, I don't even know what he's fucking talking about, nothing. That was her answer. And it turned out that that was true.

Yeah. And like, Leon Lockins. He had nothing on James. Like, Leon Lockins also very much like, like, so Leanne, like, I mean, this is theoretical. We didn't even ask this. But like, if we were, we could have been like, Leanne, did you really, like, do you really know guys who saw, like, Mark at the, at the roundup, getting a blow job? She would probably either answer as, oh, I just made that up for the fun of it. Or she would say, oh, yeah, hell, yeah, I know. This one, this one, this one, she doesn't give a fuck, you know. I'm not saying she, we never really, I just made that up for the fun of it or she would say oh yeah, hell yeah, I know this one this one on this one

She doesn't give a fuck, you know, yeah, I'm not saying she we never really. I don't think we are aster to be honest But oh yeah, we did I don't remember see that's the other problem is that if you're so nice I get right in there and I ask everything but mostly what I do is I give unsolicited advice Yeah, because when we first went out with Leon, I was like don't I said you need to be friends with Carrie And she's like no, why would I ever be like she didn't like her and then they became friends And I think it did really help her and she's like thank you because that was good advice You know, yeah, and then we were pretty good about that bad telling people who to fight with not that they necessarily I'm gonna listen Um could you fight with this person could you it's like actually like a terrible thing to say to someone, hi, uh, oh my god,

it's so good to see you. You need to be fighting more. It's like, yeah, and on Rina's first season of Beverly Hills, I told her, don't go for Vanderpump. Don't do it. It's going to be a failing battle. And then over the years, when we've seen her, I've just stopped going after Vanderpump, I don't like that. And she's like, fuck off, you know you know she's just she doesn't care like she doesn't get mad you can say whatever you want but you

know and then she ended up winning so that goes to show you just never listen to a queen you're having dinner with yeah you know the other you have to make your own decisions it's interesting also because dash cats also mentions like Catherine Dennis for details about Thomas Ravenel And it's weird because like in a real, the times that we've encountered Catherine, I honestly haven't really like wanted to find out about Thomas Ravinelle. Like I, it's not, you know, like oddly enough, you know, I, I'm not totally driven by Bravo Gossip, and I'm not trying to like be like, I'm above Gossip gossip But it's like for me the joy in being a bravo fan is like watching these shows and making fun of them And then every now and then there's a piece of gossip that's like really entertaining that comes through

But like a lot of this stuff it's it that's like secondary to me and so like Like my first Inclination is not to be like ooh I can't wait to like get the real T from Catherine. It's more just like, oh my God, I can't wait. Yeah, another one of us really can. Yeah, like it's more like I can. You know, frankly, I want to see what she's like, you know.

Yeah, and Catherine's just always nice. And she's a young fun girl, so we just go out and have a good time. So we've never asked about that, but also like, you never ask anybody about shit like that because Diverse house are horrible divorce exactly We also told Kelly we saw Kelly a couple weeks ago at Leah blacks and she's like you can say on your show that you told me never to be friends with Tamara I didn't listen to you because then I first met her

I said do not be friends with that possum face. She will totally betray you. And she's like, no, she's not. No, she's not. Listen to me on this, okay? It's like, no. And so that was nice. You know, it's nice like getting little credit sometimes.

Yeah, and tears down the line. And it's not to say that we don't try to get the tea because sometimes it's just it's contextual, right? Like when you get to know someone better or if the vibe of the conversation is what it is. So like we've for sure like obviously as as people who listen to the podcast know like we know Leo Black and you know we've gone to our house and she's like a really good friend of the podcast. So with her like we have no we have no problem being like so what was the deal like especially like right after her

See her last season wrap. We're like what was the deal with with Adriana? Are you guys like not friends anymore? Is this for real and she's like And then it's like what you can see that someone's like wants to spill the tea well Then it's like fun because then you're like oh yeah, tell us about this and tell us about this and you know usually it happens But you know it's for me and I think for you too, Ronnie, we sort of like wait for those social cues. And, because we know if you just come in, like, tell us about this person,

tell us about that person, then we just sort of look like, sort of like desperate or like we're not interested in, like, or we don't want to be like John blizzards, you know, yeah We're just like going out there having fun. Yeah, so it's like nice to meet people and some of them are just really God to be anyway I mean Patricia told us a lot of shit that we you know You know she never said don't say anything, but you don't walk away like saying anything because then you turn into a blizzard

Yeah, we don't want to be John blizzard and also on top of that like we're actually in a unique position because we have this podcast where you know we at the at the end of the day were like Bravo fans, right? And so like part of it is like It's exciting to meet these people for me because I like at the end of the day. It's like I'm still like oh, I watch one TV It's like really cool But but also like you know some of these people have taken a shine to us, and they've really opened themselves up to us. And we do draw a line.

We're like, they will tell us things, and we don't just automatically run to the podcast and splurred it out. Because we think that ultimately it's more valuable to have these sort of relationships, and we still go in on them, etc. And then like the, by having these relationships, we have these things like where sometimes they come onto our shows or that they do things where they interact with our

listeners and we are not about just like burning all these bridges the moment we get them. Well, and it's also sometimes they're telling us stuff. So they hope that we will go say something because it's it's against someone that they don't like, you know, so we don't want to be dragged into that shit either. You know, where it's like getting into getting in the middle of real fights. Like our life is so weird and fun. It's just fun to see people every once in a while go have a good time. You know, we don't really get a lot of a ton of.

Yeah, a ton of it. OK, so what's next? We're just not the type of people that, like, you tell us something, and the first thing we do is just, like, run and just, like, announce it from the mountaintops. Because that's who we are. OK, next question. So Lola says she wants to hear a whole episode of both of us

talking in our Southern Charm Nola Kelsey voices. Well, that could be a really nice story. Well, you cannot do an entire episode of it. We can do it starting right now. For the next 30 minutes, I will speak exclusively like this, assuming that you propose to me in the next 30 seconds. If you do not propose to me in 30 minutes, then I will give you another 30 minutes. And if you don't, if you don't to me in 30 minutes, then I will give you another 30 minutes. And if you don't, if you don't propose in that 30 minutes, I will expect you to propose

in the next 30 minutes. Hey Ronnie, do you ever think that Kelsey does not find our voices entertaining? Because I just realized she never tweeted at us or said, oh my god, you guys are hilarious. So she probably sits there and gets very angry every time we do these stupid voices of hers Well, I'm sorry. I would say to anybody from these shows. They're not made for you turn this fucking off right now stupid So then we have a question from Allison. She says hello Have you ever thought about doing a behind the music podcast? Since there are so many people that have joined the gang since the beginning episodes,

I know we would all love to hear the story of how you guys met, how the podcast started, funny, follies, and it's not too far from your 1000th episode. We actually did an entire episode on this. And yeah, and talked about it. And we'll have to find that and post it for you, because we've already done that. Was that... It was a while back. We did a whole bonus episode on it, like how we met.

Really? And how it started. Yeah, so I'll look for it and post a link to it. I mean, girl, you know my favorite thing to do is talk about myself. So if people want us to sit and talk about like how we got to where we are I'm always down for it Yeah, well we have fun so I'll find it. I'll find it in post it for you

So Elizabeth Fieros asks if you guys ever got sick of each other and had to start a new podcast No Which bravo Liberty would you choose as your co-host? A, Season 1 Camille, B, Countess Luanne, or C, Pre-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri-Pri- Elizabeth, why are you giving us such terrible co-hosts? Why would you do this to us? Camille would just agree with everything we said, then fight with us about everything we said. Should basically be just like a very like silky smooth Robin Quivers.

Yeah, yeah, no it's so such a good point and welcome to the podcast, yeah. Yeah, yeah, so you know, welcome to the podcast. What so you know welcome to the podcast what you're saying is like that's a sad point and so you know what you're saying is you're glad to be here so yeah so upsetting I'd be like why Camille why you so upset every time we do the podcast the cantas so end would just talk about ourselves we'd be like hey so what do you think about about Lisa you know the fight with Lisa Vanderpump and all the girls she'd be like, hey, so what do you think about Lisa, you know, the fight with Lisa van her pump and all the girls? She'd be like, well, there's a song about it. I can tell you about

one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Well, I tried with it all help for my friends. Yes, a little truck trial, it'll help for my friends. Do you need any cabaret? Okay, Luan. All right. I think pre-present Teresa is like a not a, I don't think any version of Teresa is podcast friendly. No, pre-present Teresa would come on our show and be like, you got any different microphones? Blink, blink, blink. I don't want to use one. I don't want to talk about camp, so what Joe's going to waste and stuff.

Let's talk about Malania. She's going to be a singer some days. And Brittany from VPR, I, I mean, what's she going to talk about? Like that girl, what has she ever talked about? She will talk about that. I know what I mean. You'll be like, so Brittany, the craziest thing happened today. Oh yeah, me too. The craziest thing happened to me too.

I was at the supermarket. I was like, Jack, I'm at the supermarket. I should I get some cheese and he was like, what do you want cheese for? I was like, well I love cheese. He said, well you better be making me sandwich. I was like, how many sandwiches is one man need? But I made him sandwich anyway,

because I really like sandwiches actually. And so like, he had like three, but then like even gas and so on. So he had to go to the bathroom. And he was like, you can also like, close that door. I was like Sam which is actually, and so like, he had like three, but then like even gas and such, you know, so he had to go to the bathroom, and it was like, you've been all like, oh that door! I was like, okay, okay. Ugh. Okay, and you want to take one more for today?

One more! Okay, Richie D. Do you have any strange TV crushes from your childhood that have had a lasting impact? He said, I had a crush on TV's Alice, Linda Levin. And I'm always oddly attracted to my waitresses. Um, and that's a great question, man, my crush is Ronnie, I'll let you start. Well, my first TV crush was Linda Carter from Wonder Woman. I just thought she was the

most beautiful thing in the world. I would dream about her I thought I was gonna get married. That's why I bring up sometimes on this podcast that terrible show She was on with Lonnie Anderson. I think it was called Partners in Crime and I even watched that and I was a kid But I just loved her. I thought she was so beautiful. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I had Okay, I think my first distinct crush was on he man You know great body I know I really wanted to be friends with it was more like a I wanted to be friends with he man I don't think I had a sexual a problem with sexual what am I saying but he man big into he man and then

But that only that has had a last to get, well I should say it has how to last to get in fact because that body type, but really I do enjoy a human body type. And then I had a weird crush on Joe from Facts of Life I think. And which I don't even know how to, how to even like, I don't know how to expand upon that, but I did. And then I think I had, I believe I had what a Michael J. Fox, which I think is a fairly standard, you know, child of the 80s crush. And I feel like there were some other ones like,

I seem to remember there was like, there was a show called Miss Fits of Science that Courtney Cox was on, and I think there were some guys on there who I had crushes on. But again, it was more like, it was cool that they had special powers. And I think I only guy that I ever had a crush on when I was a kid was on Save by the Bell, Zach. Oh, for me, uh, Lamarro Lopez, I had a crush on. But I was the, I was trying to go on my own. Yeah, I thought Zach was so cute. And I'm like, still upset later in life that he's not as cute as he was back then.

I think it was a little bit more of a... I think it was a little bit more of a... I think it was a little bit more of a... I think it was a little bit more of a... I think it was a little bit more of a... the, I was trying to go. Yeah, I thought Zach was so cute. And I'm like still upset later in life that he's not as cute as he was back then. I know. I think it's grown up. That was my first lesson in adulthood really changes you.

I think Mar Paul Gosler is actually very, very well. I mean, they both have Mario Lopez is, is, is he's ageless. Okay, although his fillers are, are starting to show a little bit, but man, did I have a crush on Mario Lopez? Wow. Okay, well that brings us to the end of this very special mailback. We've still got tons of questions in here, which we'll get to next week, but just wanted to drop a special episode to cover the Bethany News, get some of these in there, because we're short to show this week. Yeah, I think it's a great idea, Ronnie. And oh, and we, guys, let me remind everyone, so we're going to be doing our crap ins hangout on Tuesday, but Google hangouts are a thing of the past now that it has been dismantled.

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