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Episode Date: August 5, 2018

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Today is just a quick bonus episode with my friend Mary of two judgy girls I just wanted to talk to an actual human being about the past real housewives of New York since Ben was out of town And I did it so low go check it out so I just wanted to catch up with a friend and have some chats. It's a little bit about that a little about everything really So just welcome welcome to our littlefo. Enjoy this bonus episode. This is a free bonus. We do bonus episodes every week on Watch What Crappens.

So go find those over at patreon.com slash watch what crappens, enjoy the show and thank you, Mary. Hello and welcome to the Watch What Crappens podcast. The podcast about all that crap. We just love to talk about on Yule Bros. I'm Ronnie Keram. I'm also on Bruce Pricks, Bachelors Rists, so go all that crap. We just love to talk about on Yule Bros I'm Ronnie Keram. I'm also on Brose Pricks bachelor roast so go check that out and today my lovely coast is the gorgeous Summer Mary from two judgey girls. Hello Mary. Hey there. I'm so excited to be on I'm so excited to hear it's weird talking to you on the phone and not seeing you in real life I know or just

Having weird text conversations with you for some reason. I feel like I can tell we're ony anything And I just send him all my deepest darkest secrets. You can't tell me everything because I'm the kind of person that forget secrets anyway I'm a vaults. I'm an idiot vault Basically and that's why you're my best friend. So we met finally when I when Ben and I came to San Francisco to do our show and Ben had gay board game night as Ben does. So he wasn't available. So just you and I met and you were cheating on your partner Courtney as well, because she wasn't there. She was here in LA. Wow, what a date. It was an amazing date.

There was a few martinis. Geez. There was a lot of food also. We went to two restaurants to eat. That's how I roll, baby. I love when I find a friend that's like, yeah, okay, two restaurants perfect. Two restaurants, 19 martini, three straight bars and one

extremely gay bar. And I like that as you walk through town people are like, look, it's summer Mary. Hey, it's summer Mary over there. Hey, summer Mary. It was a ridiculous night. Let's just say that. Because apparently when Mary is not at school, and at summertime, she becomes a crazy wild thing. The camera be kept in any kind of cage. No, I do what I want. And I love it. And that I'm ready for the school year to start.

That's my rehab. That is your, that's your Louhab. Yes, yes. Basically what she's doing. She's like, well, I'm going to rehab. In other words, tour going on tour. Speaking she's getting on a

rehab to come out for the show. She has a show on August 4. She has her commitment street. And I'm just wondering is Andy Cohen going to do another sag harbor special one onon-one. I don't want to watch that unless they're in her backyard and there's that bicycle leaning cup against the fence. Like I will watch it without that. That was my favorite part. I think you could have the opportunity to see that bicycle again.

I feel like because I feel like because she you know know, they're contract agreements. And, you know, they have to like support her going to rehab and stuff. But she was clearly avoiding the reunion and like talking about her kids and her ex suing her. Well, at first I thought, why would she avoid it? Because everybody's gonna support her

because it's like the year of the Lugan, you know? Where everybody's just gonna like be nice to her no matter what. And then I saw this episode where Dorenda just like rips her a new one and then stands by it. So I thought, yeah, she's basically terrified of Dorenda because Dorenda would totally bring every little deep dark thing up. Uh, she's like, I could even go, I, she's basically saying she could go lower. I'm like, so you just didn't call her co-core? What? What's the lowest you can go?

And she keeps alluding to see all the secrets that she holds of Liewans. She was on watch what happens last night, which you watch. I did not watch it, but leave it up to people to watch it for me. I love that they can have a magazine that just reports like what was on watch what happened last night. That's what people has become. I know. So basically she said that her and Lou haven't spoken since March 4th. And I guess you know she wishes her well, but whatever that means. I wish you well. I wish you

smell. And if you don't, you can write it down. How about that, Lou? Okay? No, and this is the best part about D'Arinda. She's like, I'm not giving up drinking, just because I said a couple bad things. I said, I'm sorry. Yeah.

I'm sorry, I said that you're a horrible person, and I hate you, but I don't take that back. You told me I drank too much. I don't get it. I was turning. I wasn't turning Change the oil in your own car don't change your oil and my car like she's completely loony And in this article so much Catholic guilt about it like I mean her Sunday scary's I don't even know what day of the week that was but she was in the deep dark hole about it. She was but you know Normally to rend us deep dark holes are like fun, you know like she cries and they forgive her and then everybody's like, oh

Duret is so nice like somehow she always gets away with it, but this time she wouldn't She wouldn't give up, you know? She would go from like, it's a goddamn it. Like within this span of two seconds, like apologizing and then being like, how dare you suggest that I'm an alcoholic. Yeah. Oh, I'm looking at this article where,

one of her quotes is, there's a lot of paths calling the kettle black black which is hilarious because kettle is a delicious vodka But then she says I had a couple of drinks and happy but I'm not like crazy if you don't want to drink that's fine I'm okay don't touch me worry about yourself, Godden And then let me see where is this. I'm looking for this part where she's talking about secrets. Okay, well on Watcher, it happens live last night, basically. And he's like, you know, everyone's calling you a drunk.

Like what's going on? She's just completely like absolutely not. I'm not a drunk. And then he goes to commercial break. And he's like, okay, now we're going to take a shot ski. And she gets. Get they all get up and they all do a shot. And I was just like, oh my gosh, this is like the comedic timing of this is unreal.

No, I'm not alcohol. Watch, take a shot. Okay, I'm going to have a stripper hold a box in front of his wiener and you stick your hand in there and figure out which is a penis and which is an airline bottle of vodka. Yeah, he's so supportive, Andy. So Teresa, what do you think of the oranges, the new, or oranges, the new black? Like he's very supportive. But somewhere in this article, I can't just sit here and read it, but she's like, I've get so many dark secrets over the years

of Luans. Like, what could those possibly be? Well, I mean, we already know like she's a cheater, like, and we know Tom cheated on her. I mean, I think it's just like a Coke problem. I know, and is that even the secret anymore? I- Honestly. It's like the new- it's like the new nose- the new nose job.

Yeah, exactly. Like, I didn't- I didn't get a nose job. You literally have a different nose. Okay, exactly. I didn't get a nose job. You literally have a different nose. Okay, it's just contouring. Yeah, speaking of noses, there's one part of the boat thing where she's, Carol's like, I'm gonna throw up. And she says, look at the who had it at breathe through your nose. Like she like has no nose power left. I feel like Carol, like I'm like, what does she even have to throw up? Like she doesn't eat. Like that breakfast, she's just moving around the eggs on the plate. I'm like, can you put one egg in your mouth?

And do you want it scrambled? Do you want hard boiled? Do you want a fried egg? You know, she has not touching. Yeah. Friday. Okay. She has not she's not touching. Yeah. Yes, she actually had one moment because I rewound it like 10 times to see if she was eating. She had one moment where there was something in her cheek,

but I mean that could have been a paper towel. I didn't see what she put in her mouth. That was gum. gum on the side of her mouth. So then she wasn't able to put food in it. Yeah, and Bethany too. She's wondering why she can't poop. You know, you eat to poop.

Yeah. Hello, hello. So Bethany this week, Carol has been all over the place saying, I quit. I'm too literary for this job. I'm going to go back to my Sartorial ways. But so she's telling everybody that she quit the show and it's too toxic and stuff like that. And she's going to go back to doing whatever it is that she was doing

before. So Bethany tweeted this week. Did you read this tweet? This is pretty good. She just did. Yes. Okay. Bethany, Frankl, tweet at Bethany. Proposations for not asking housewives to return. It's based on research and focus groups and you and all caps. All caps, yeah. Aside from the three years I left, no real housewives of New York cast member has ever quaint. One saying they chose to depart and attributing it to me is fiction.

It's healthier to be truthful about a hard situation. Hmm. Burying. Well, so isn't it the whole thing like that? I heard it was because Bethany's in one film with her anymore and they need to keep Bethany. So they're like, by carol. Yeah, well, that's always the rumor when someone gets kicked off, right? Right. Like they tariff, you know, they made Bethany cry and so they're done.

Right. Carol needs to go anyway though. She's boring. I'm worried about, I mean, I used to like her, but I can't with her. What are your thoughts on Carol? So I, I love, I can't stand Bethany. I love Bethany. So I'm like team Carol the whole way on this.

I'm sick of seeing Bethany cry and like her boobs shake when she cries. So, they do, they do. Cause they're huge. They're so just percortioned to her body. It's insane. But I'm ready for a shake up and I love to see Jill's there and come back. And I think there's, there's like a huge possibility with that.

Do you think Andy would ever allow that? He really hates Jill Zaryn. I think it would bring so many viewers. And... Do you think it went, we have like, ah! And it's gonna be like, it's gonna be like her like dating. She's a single girl, Bobby's gone. You know, Bobby's going to be like her like like dating. She's a single girl. Bobby's gone, you know, sure.

She has a voice. Right. Right. Right. And she just had that lunch in this weekend in the Hamptons. Oh my God. And like, Leanne lock in one to it. Or Leanne from Dallas.

What's the? Yeah. Leanne lock it. Right. Leanne lock in from Dallas. Yes. She went to it. Did you know that there's another Jill Zaryn on Instagram? I'm disgusted.

Oh, no. It's a picture of like three babies. Okay, nobody needs that. Get that out of here. I need Jill Zaryn. Presently one Jill Zaryn and she owns drugs. Mrs. Jill Zarin on Instagram little fluffy dog with his own Louis Vuitton back back Hi

She just got another dog. She just got a new puppy That looks exactly it's almost like the cologne did It's like a van der Pump Yes Yes Not jicky I'm trying to see in here what her storyline is apparently her storyline right now is a little dog and lots of floral prints. That's basically what's happening with Jill Zarin in the Hamptons in the Hamptons. Yes. So let's go. Let's do a little breakdown of all the wives this season. So I know you hate Bethany. What do you think of her season overall this year? Comparatively.

I I like like she needs my blood boil. So I'm not a good judge. I'm very biased. I can't stand the one. And like, where are these skinny girl jeans getting sold? I want to know. Are those for sale yet? Yeah, they want to know the price point. Yeah.

We'll let's come up. And I'm like, you're the lady that like is the skinniest girl literally. And you're like, this for all women in all sizes, I'm like, you're not the poster girl for that. Yes, she got to meet what's a matter. She's like, look, a size four. Oh my God, look, fat people love these. She's like, so yeah, I still can't fit into the so sample sizes, you can have them, because you're fatter than me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh member went, when she wore the pajamas,

she wore pajamas when Britney was like, too, is that what you're talking about? No, no, no, no. This week, tinsley wore the pink, her, though, that pink outfit, those pink shorts and pink top, and it was her daughters. And she was saying she was stretching it out. She probably kept the text on them as well,

so she could take it back to the consignment shop. Yeah. You know, that is so classic housewives to just never learn anything, the tech on them as well so she could take it back to the consignment shop. You know that is so classic housewives to just never learn anything because she was just slammed a few years ago when she put on brins pajamas and was walking around in them she's like look at me I can't wait. I'm gonna see you everyone's like oh my god Bethany golf and in real life that is the girl that you would you know know, check in someplace. Right. Or like start slipping, you know, all of oil into everything you could for them. Like just something, you know. And then here she is back again doing the same thing.

Yeah. I'm looking for Bethany Jeans. I see her website. Apparently, you can get lip-save years now. I don't know what that is. Mustache, no mobush.ogallogenic waxing strips. Oh, that was her product from Shark Tank. Oh, snarky tea, drink your feelings. Okay, so these are Shark Tank things. I think well that waxing one she bought into that company when she was on Shark Tank. Oh,

yeah, waxing. Who's ever thought of that. Goodbye. She's like, you know what? What are you selling, scissors? Okay, I mean, what a great idea. Cut things. It's not telling me where I can buy her. No, these jeans, I'm very curious about this whole skinny girl jeans because they're not at Macy's.

That's, I've for some reason I just see them at Macy's. But I feel like they're not at Macy's. That's I for some reason I just see them at Macy's, but they're I feel like they're not existent. Well, there exists an enough for her to be wearing them. They're hideous. There's basically like chains. They're so bad. They're so bad. But yeah, there's nowhere to

buy them. It's like Sonia's products. Sonia. Exactly. And it looks like next week Sonia brings some some of her shoes to Ramona's skin care launch. Those shoes are brand new just like my face. So young. What am I going to ask? I cannot stop staring at Bethany Frankl products. I did not know she had this much stuff. She's like lunch meat. She's stealing from Heather by the way.

Skinny girl turkey. Don't be a turkey. Coffee and tea, sweeteners, dressing. I'm waiting for the page to change. Candy, shape where again. Are we back? I want jeans, cocktails, popcorn. Popcorn, yeah, popcorn's a big one for her. I think she has a hummus. What's a water enhancer? I have no idea. Maybe like flavored making water flavored. Oh, what is skinny girl, stevia? Do you just put stevia and then just put your name on it?

Or is it like Skinny or Stevia? What the fuck is that, Bethany? I want the Skinny or Stevia. Anything to make me skinny? Okay, so what do you think of Dorenda, alcoholic or not? And do you think she owes Luanna an apology? Well, she did apologize. However, okay, this is Dorenda. She doesn't think she's an alcoholic

because she doesn't drink at 10 a.m. all day long. She's a binge drinker. Yeah. Raise your hand if you've ever binge drink. I think we're all alcoholics in some way. But. I was like, I know I can't deny that in front of you. Somebody came up to me to show and they're like,

oh my god, you guys were wasted on Instagram. We're like, yeah! Well, I think that the next time I see you, we'll just have to do a drunk diary's documentation. Hell yes, I'm in. Yeah, I'll be good. But yeah, she's a bench drinker for sure. Yeah, and so I feel like she'll go like Monday through Friday, like, but yeah, she's been strength or for sure. Yeah, and so I feel like she'll go

like Monday through Friday, like almost sober and almost somewhere means like two glasses of wine at the end of the night. And then like on the weekend, she has like 20 drinks. Yeah. Well, she had that she had that scene where she was

talking to Luanne and like walking, walking her to church or whatever that bullshit was Yes, and she's like, well, you know when I'm home in the week. I can't even drink And she said a couple of glasses of wine. I'm like that's drinking. Yeah Day doesn't count though She's like it's the blood of Christ. I'm Catholic mom rules I know who whoever whoever would have thought that Jesus's blood would become so popular She's like, it's the blood of Christ, I'm Catholic. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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There's Bethany Carol. Tensley. Are you into Tensley or are you not into Tensley because the internet seems to be mixed? Um, I, okay, I think she looks fantastic this season. Like she has a glow about her. I love watching her fashion moments. Like I thought yesterday when she was in that,

she was wearing a white bikini and like a white coverup and her pink tail braids. I was just like, she thinks she's like the bride at a bride's main party. Like that was her goal for that look. She's like, I'm gonna pretend to be a bride. And this is my bachelor at party. It's fantastic.

But I think she has like comedic relief. What do you think about her? I really like her. I think she's fine. And people were having a fit at that what trying on the wedding dressing with her mom and like crying about her frozen eggs over FaceTime with her FaceTime doctor.

Wait, like, you can't write that. Yeah, that's why I watch this shit. Like, I love it. I think it's great. And Dale, Dale should get a spin off show. Yes, Dale's like low key abuse. Ladies of Palm Beach, and it could be all about the retired women in Palm Beach. So, yes. I love that she just kind of moves half of her face and just marks tinsley.

They actually do, they run Doctor Phil together years ago? Have you ever seen any of this? No. Oh my god. It's Dale and Tinsley on Doctor Phil and it's basically about how Dale was like to involved in Tinsley's life. You know you should go back. What would she do without her though less to the city? She calls her every day. So are you watching Real Housewives of Orange County? I know you are. Yeah, the original's the OGs of the OC. Yeah, what are you thinking about this season?

I loved Mexico. I mean, I've gone to Andalus, personally, have you gone to Andalus? Of course you have. No, I have not been to Andalus. I want to go. It's like, okay, it was too, you know, Vicki's going down just in December, at the beginning of December. Yeah. Vicky's going down just in December at the beginning of December. Woohoo. Yeah. Woohoo.

Woohoo. We should find out when Vicky's going and go and just sit in the onto lace. She's like has a trip right now for a port of area to let and stay in the high it from December like one to five. Oh, so one of the like, okay, hey, got with Vicky trips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I DM turn. I was like, how do I go?

She's like, just go to the website and like, no, how do I go for free? Yeah, no kidding. I am an influencer, ma'am. Just tell her, I can help you with your influencing because she's like, I'm gonna be like at Internet, Empire now. I need someone who was like working around her, old Queen in a bar, if you will. And Vicky's like, I'm going to be a do it if Louette's a the internet at I'm going to like you won't believe it's happy to get this photo sheet you won't believe it. And then we see the photo sheet and it was those pictures where Vicki's coming out of a pool in a ball gown. Do you remember those? No. It's like the end of last season. I was like, what is she selling? Like pool filters?

Insurance. Insurance. Life insurance. So get the pool of the ball. I've got ball got into pool of shirts. What do you think about Steve Lodge? Well, the first gossip I read about him when he came on the show is that he said his name his Steve Lodge Lopez so that he could run as a minority candidate. I did read about that as well.

Inanna. Yeah, so that's kind of where my opinions started. I don't trust anyone who can put up with Vicki. Right. Right. No, no, he, he seems like a good guy though. And he's, I mean, he seems pretty vanilla. He does, but he says things like,

don't do anything. You don't want your grandkids to see. Right. And she's like, I purposely wore a dress to Andalusia so I wouldn't get up on the bar. Meanwhile, Tamer's like, I purposely wore dress to Andalusia. So I wouldn't get up on the bar. Meanwhile, Tamer's like flashing everyone and straddling Shannon and her spanks. Tamer is like a little tiny Barbie doll with the turkey neck.

I mean, she looks really good. Yeah. She doesn't even have the turkey neck. No, she doesn't. She hadn't pulled back. Oh, I thought you meant like the gobbler. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh no, like the little waddle thing. Yeah, I was like, shouldn't have that. No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no, like the little wattle thing. Yeah, I was like, shouldn't have that. No, it's just that, uh, that suntan skin thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now they have neck surgery where you can like, pull it back with a rubber band to get it cut off. Great. I want that.

Yeah, she looks, I have to say, Tamara, look, she's one of my most hated housewives of all time, Tamara. Because I think she's just a horrible friend. She blocked you. She blocked us while ago. Why would you guys do? You're so nice. I don't know. I don't know which picture it was. You're generally so kind on your Instagram. I know, right? I'm going through it right now. I don't know. I try not to post about her anymore because I can't stand her. Yeah. So what do you think of her? You can't stand her.

Okay. What do you think of Tamp? You're like, I can't stand her. Really give me your opinion on Tamp. And then like this a fit the storyline. I got a lot of people saying that a fit isn't that big of a deal. That sounds horrible to say because anyone's hard. That's hard, but I heard she's playing up that storyline. Well I mean

it happened that's like the first day of shooting you know. Like hold off Eddie. Hold off just a second batch hold off shooting starts in a week okay take a deep breath take a deep breath and look at their horizon. But I do love that the girls are all getting along because it was so it was so boring to watch like I'm enjoying them having a lot of fun and

woping it up and also speaking of woping it up Kelly Dodd and Ramona singer and a visa together right now. That's terrifying seriously terrifying. That is terrifying. There's like a lot of like the Roger rabbit, you know, like the dance, the Roger rabbit, or like the running man. There's a lot of running man happening right now, the dance floor. Okay, so Ramona's 60 is Kelly her early 40s. There's like a 20 year age difference. She's actually, well, actually, she's one year younger than me. She's 42. year age difference. She's actually, well, actually, she's one year younger than me. She's 42. Okay. So she's actually probably closer and age to Avery, who's there too. It's an Avery, but who would know the difference? Because I use Ramona,

Sinka, singing face, whatever her product is. Yeah. How many episodes do they have of New York this season? Do you know? There can't be that much left. I mean, they're getting at the finale is the cabaret show. So I feel like there are maybe two more episodes left. What do you think? Yeah, because there's usually 18 plus reunions, right? Yeah. This was 17. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, I'm loving the the ladies partying together in Mexico. What do you think of the two new ladies? Okay, I love Emily. Um, I think, I think she has a really interesting story. She just basically randomly got married. Um, she has three kids. It sounds like she's not going to get

that last one that she wants. Uh, and then it's also interesting because we already know Gina is getting a divorce. Yeah. So and he'll never be on the air. I did not know that she was, I did not know that she was getting a divorce. And the whole, you know, the past few recaps, I've been like, there's a path to divorce. And I really hate when I like, pretend I'm all psychic for shit that's already been putting the news. I do that all the time. Yeah. So basically like the weekie came out that the show was premiering. She said she was getting

into divorce. Um, I'm glad. Yeah. What do you think? I mean, you should never hope for somebody's divorce, but I think that you come onto the housewives to get a divorce. So I'm for it, you know, that guy seems like a jerk. It's kind of like a right of passage. Join the house while I've scented a board. I know. She didn't even get to have her vowel or her vowel vowel renewal. I'd like to renew an E. We also beatie bedore. That's what I call Shannon's ex-husband, David. Beatie bedore with his BDIs. Him and his new significant other got matching tattoos this week. Yes, tell us what they are, please. Their hearts on like, I guess their middle fingers actually, which is kind of funny. Yeah, but they got matching hearts.

They got matching hearts on their middle finger. So when they flip people off, they can see their hearts. So gross. They're so made for each other. Don't you think? Apparently, I mean, I guess anyone 20 years younger. Well, I mean, maybe I'm just so old enough to think that that's like fun, because to me, people 20 years younger are like, oh my god, did you watch blockers? I don't even know what that is. Me neither, that's a point. It's like all these movies and TV shows. I have no frame of reference for.

You know, I'm like, did you watch the Golden Girls? Okay. Then don't judge me. How about that? Do you think he eats chips and salsa when she makes dinner? I don't think that he can play that with two different people because we were watching a clip from somewhere. What was this? It was some season where she's mad at him

and he's sitting there eating chips and salsa in her face. And it wasn't even the keen wasy, and it was totally different. No, yeah. No, there's like multiple scenes of him eating the chips and salsa. And like, would you like a side of guacamole with that? To piss her off more.

It's a long line of chip abuse. So David has also grown out his hair and he looks like Mr. Furley from Three's company. No, it's like be a hippie or something. It's gross. It's really gross. And then that lady came out on the Instagram and she was like, I normally wouldn't watch real half the lives of one to county, but my friend said I simply must to see this week's episode.

And to see somebody talk about me like that and it's in you way, I was having an affair, we didn't even start talking until way after they were broken up and blah blah blah. And she goes, I didn't even have a picture for this. I had my son take this picture for me. And then the picture of her is like, her posing like a real housewife with a wind machine on her hair. Oh.

Come on now. She's like, and I'm not trying. At all. You know, just me relaxing with my son. Totally. So, what do you guys watch Dallas too? Yes. Let's make some Dallas predictions. The Just Dance.

The Just Dance. Oh my God, I can't wait for her. I love her so much. I know, I do too. Well, okay, my predictions, let's see. I think Cameron's really going gonna find her voice this season and stick up for herself and not come off so much like L Woods.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Ladies and gentlemen, what do that? Have you ever read the reviews on the dog food on Amazon? Yes. They're so funny. It's like, my dog just shithead pink diarrhea. Just like the real housewives of Orange County,

era of New York and Cartagena. I know. And left it on the floor. Oh, they're like, wow, you can put glitter in diarrhea, but it's still diarrhea. So thanks, one star. Do you think Leanne is going to have like a calm season or do you think she's going to threaten to murder somebody? Always a murder. There's always a murder in Dallas at the roundup. Do you think that Leanne is going to become

friends with pinchy face? What's your name? That's a tough one on this. There's a lot of pitch. You know what I think about it. Debord or does the doctor voice? Yeah, Carrie. No, no, no, no. No, you don't think so. Definitely not. Leans on the outs this season.

This season, well good. I'm actually glad they keep that going. That's the common theme of Dallas. I predict that I'm glad they keep that going. That's the common theme of Dallas. I predict that, L22. Dandra is gonna have a rough season. You know why?

Because I read on Instagram. She said, it's gonna be a rough season. So there you go. This by psychic skills. Her husband's so hot. Her husband is so hot. And husband is so hot and she's so stupid to come on the house-wise without hot of a husband. He is a

babe of the day. I think they're cute together though. We have they were talked about why they didn't have kids. Could you not have kids? I don't know, but I blamed D because she's probably just like traumatized. Probably wouldn't it be fun if her mom and Dale got together?

Yes, they need a mother's housewives show where they get all the mothers candy's mom. We can add her in there. Oh, what? A couple of the moms from real housewives of Miami, like a granny, like kind of a granny show. Yeah. I shouldn't call them granny's, but you know what?

No, that's the R though. I love it. All right. So anything else you want to talk about today before we wrap her up? You know, know what? I like to do one thing a day and so I talked to Real Housewives. So I'm done with my day and it's only 10.30. So it's great. Girl, we are the same human being. I'm gonna, it's like we did 30 minutes and I'm gonna go act like I worked for 10 hours at the factory. Yes! Yes!

Oh! Oh! Living our best lives, it's summer. I literally bought a hot body pillow to hug after work. We like, oh, it was so hard. I cried on the body pillow. About 30 minutes of work today was hell. Pasima Tini.

Michael. Michael. Wow, that I saw the other than a barrier mother. So Mary, thank you so much for coming and talking to me today. Absolutely. Any time. I hope you're soon. Well, we're both hoping things at the same time, Jinxer. I hope you come to LA soon.

I will. Because I still haven't met Courtney. I mean, what the hell? Yeah, I know what we'll get on that. Okay, babe, thanks so much. You guys can follow two Judgy Girls on Instagram and go subscribe to their podcast. Two Judgy Girls, you can find it on iTunes

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