Watch What Crappens - Crappens ReRun: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Premiere!

Episode Date: February 14, 2022

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Hi Ronnie. Oh, hello, Ben. What you doing? I would never never I would never call you a scarecrow or a chin man I would just call you my Dorothy. Oh, honey. Listen Dorothy's a little bitch. I would be a scarecrow or a chin man because they are my goal weight Dorothy is too braided up for me Dorothy's a little annoying. Let's be honest Hi everyone. We're here. We're here to talk, the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. And we are so excited about this, that we are doing it on demand, crap is on demand, and we're so, so excited that this is a free crap is on demand, so you don't even have

to be on Patreon to watch it. This is free for the world to watch. But we encourage you to go on Patreon so you can watch other ones just like this. Okay. So is Bueller there by the way, Ronnie? This is like Bueller. Yeah, this is down at my feet because we did a, we did an us weekly interview thing before this. And so he, when we said goodbye, he thought that that was time for him to get dinner and go have a good time. And it's not. Bueller hammed it up during that session. Bueller was on his back and his paws were curled up

and he was like, look at me, Us Weekly. Celebrity, is there just like me? Bueller, yeah, Bueller was really like, oh, this is Us Weekly right now. I am gonna have my moment on camera. And by the way, that Us Weekly, at that interview is going to be up tomorrow, if you listen to this November 18th. So definitely check it out. It was really fun. We talked about

all sorts of bravo things and they were so sweet and lovely. We had a great time. So check that out. We'll have it on our social. Yeah. Also, go get tickets for the live show. Okay, every morning, our live show starts in New York, but we're also going to Jersey. That one sold out. Sorry. And Boston in the same weekend. So go get your Boston tickets. T because we're only seeing New York over and over. But we're going to a ton of places. Go to watch it. Crappens.com. Find lists. There's a whole list with ticket links and all that good stuff. Thanks to everybody who has purchased. And now let's get into this show because this real housewives ultimate girls trip. I mean, who knew it was going to be good?

It even has a hug in the title. I thought it was just going to be lame real housewives of. Yeah, I mean, honestly, the hashtag is not great. RH UGT. Well, you know, but I really thought it was not going to be good. I thought it was going to be a lot of hype. You know, the trailer looked like it was just going to be a lot of fun and games. I thought it was going to be kind of like a bad band or pump rules episode. And I was shocked how like right from the get go, it was already so good. And it was good the whole episode. The energy of it is really good.

I think that they brought like a different vibe to the production and looks beautiful. By the way, the way they shot it looks great. I could not believe how much I enjoyed it. Yeah, me too. So thank you, Bravo Gods for giving us this show. It is on peacock. The first one's free. I think that it will be on Bravo next week, at least.

So whoever hears this does not have peacock. You can see it on Bravo. But if you want peacock, peacock's like five bucks a month with commercials. It's free. You can get it. You can get it like 10. What is peacock? Well, I think it's free. I didn't

enter in any sort of credit card information. I just sort of downloaded it. But I think you can pay. I think it's free with commercials. Maybe there's a premium version. With commercials, right? There's different versions. Like you can have it with commercials and some stuff premium. So you can get the premium version for five bucks. And then you can get the premium premium with no commercials for 10 bucks, something like that. But anyway, one of these episodes will be on Bravo next week and for the holiday week next week, we will have the next two recaps coming.

So it's going to be a real housewives ultimate girl's smogus bullet. Yeah, it's going to be, we're going to do the first one right now. You're listening to it. And then two next week, we're also going to have an interview next week with Darren Carp, who's Andy Cohen's assistant. So as well as with her podcast, Cohost Liz. So that's we got a lot of stuff for next week. But for right now, right now, we have to get into it. So it starts off, we seek Kyle.

She's in, she's in makeup, getting her makeup done against a green screen. And the whole thing, their backdrop for this show is they just sort of have like this hyper blue ocean, it's not even an ocean front, it's just sort of like blue waterish kind of thing, which I kind of love. And Kyle says, for years, I've been hearing, oh, I'd love to see all the house types come together. The other thing I'm hearing is, wow, Kyle, we loved you and Halloween kills.

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Like I mean, we've already had Kim Richards and you. Okay, we know what house was on crack or like. Yeah. And Melissa's like, woo, woo, woo, which is of course like the generic contribution we'd expect. And then can you? That is Melissa in this entire thing. Melissa is just that basic girl at a bachelor at party this whole time. Buckling. She is. But she and Kyle sort of work well together as like basic duo that kind of plays people against each other,

you know. So Kenya says, we see Kenya saying how like, well, the most dramatic, the most drama in New York is the dramatic cosmetic surgery. And then it comes to Ramonich, because I've heard Kenya can be a little difficult and tough, but you know what? I can be a little difficult and tough. But you know what? Why can be a little difficult and tough, too, okay? And it's just funny that can you shading anybody on plastic surgery without booty and those boobs?

Okay? Anyone on the Atlanta shading? Like yes, the Beverly Hills have more facial craziness, but you guys got some crazy additional body parts too over there. Yeah. And that's also not actually like there's no drama on New York. Like New York has their drama for sure. Yeah, and Cynthia is also not actually like there's no drama on New York. Like draw New York has their drama for sure Yeah, and Cynthia is very Cynthia on this one. She's like, you know what?

I'm really coming here to just do the work I really just want to do the work. This isn't a marriage Cynthia. Okay. Yeah, well get go get your man's penis back in his pants and off a ticsok, okay? Yeah, what was that about here to do the work? So then they start talking about who's going to be the most fun. So I'm going to say, what? Kyle, Melissa can be the most fun. And then Cynthia says how like, you know, Atlanta goes for the Dracula all the time, but she loves Ramona's confidence.

And then Teresa, and then Teresa pipes up. And she goes, well, yeah, you know what, they're not all OGs. Okay. Like Melissa's not OG. Just saying not OG. Just thing. all OGs okay like Melissa's Man OG just saying. Not OG. Just thing. Blink, blink, blink, blink. I'm gonna Teresa clearly hating that Melissa is here.

She's so furious. So we start in everybody's cities. We get the real housewives of Beverly Hills music while Kyle's packing and it's a very Kyle packing scene because it's Kaftan-ish the thing that she's holding. She's like, oh my god, this is see-through. You bought it, Kyle? Yeah, she's sitting with Mauricio and he's like, yeah, well, you need to make sure you get the master. I like just tell her I set up the property for you and it is what it is, you know, so you get the master. I want to say Ronnie, this was on our social media, but the not, the not.com sent us a big gift

box here in LA, so I received it, and it was to celebrate the nots 25 years, but also Kyle and Maricio being on the cover of the not. And when you open up the box, I was not expecting this, when you open up the box, this music starts to play, It's like, hi, I'm Kyle Richards, and I'm celebrating 25 years of being married to Mauricio, the agency, and also the not, which is not the agency. Kyle, for someone that rich, Kyle is just selling shit every five minutes. I watched an Amazon thing she did, where she's like, hi, I'm Kyle Richards,

this is my closet, we're shopping on the Amazon. You guys know what I really am into lately? This is gonna hold on everybody, put your seat belts on. Jeans, God, I really love Jeans. Like thanks, Kyle. I just saw her do something like literally yesterday where it was her and Fay Resnick. And she's like, you know what kind of art I wanna do?

Res in art, and then she and Fay Resnick had this like, joky banter. And I think it was an ad for TikTok. I don't know, like she's doing something for everything now. That's gonna be the next trend in Beverly Hills face surgery. Just resin. Just get that shit. Just get that shit resin, okay?

It'll never move, and you can just have a little straw to breathe out of it, a little voice box down here or something. It'll just be that stuff that they put, like, uh, that they didn't return to the Jedi that they put what's his face in. Yeah. So okay, you know, listen, you got to, you got to get the master, you know, I know it's we're supposed to say primary room now, but I figured Ramona was cast. So master's still okay in this situation.

Okay, Kyle, because I arranged this property for you. Yeah. Yeah, Kyle. So you better get it. And so then Kyle tells us this I thought was notable. She goes, well, no, she says, she says out of the group, she knows Luanne the least, the Melissa the most, Melissa and Ramona the most, but she said that actually at one point,

maybe a little bit later, she says that she and Melissa actually would vacation together, which was a little surprising to me. It felt a little off-brand for Kyle. And then Marie... Well, well, I mean... I mean, I feel like... Is it? Because Melissa...

I feel like Kyle's friends are that classy. I mean, the genders are rich, but... Or the Kardashians are rich, but they're not, like, classy, right? I just feel like Kyle is more upwardly mobile. Like, you know, she's friends with Bethany, right? And she's always with, you know, Kardashian types, et cetera. I just, I didn't really see what her upside was with Melissa Gorgher.

It just wasn't housing to me. And you know, they seem like that kind of hair that's put together by the husband. It's like Kyle and Doreet. I think that's more of a husband thing too, because Kyle and Doreet seem to kind of hate each other, but their husband's get along along so they're stuck together. Yeah, yeah.

So, uh, so then we go to, you know, I'm still killing me that I can't remember that Star Wars material. Yeah, I'm killing me. Kyle's like, honey, oh, I can't remember it either, I'm sorry. I'm really bad with my Star Wars stuff. I'm gonna look it up while you show. So like, straight kids, you know, playing with their boom, boom, their light swords and shit. I'm like a real sword doesn't need a battery, bitch. Come up to me with that thing. I've got those little safety scissors.

They can still kind of throw out trust. Carbonite. Carbonite. That's what, that's what it was. Okay. Oh wow. Thank you for vamping while I looked up that term. Yeah.

So cows like honey, you met Ramona and Aspen remember? He's like, oh yeah, yeah, I know Ramona. She's the lady who inspired the wet wipe style in the Aspen gift shop, you know? Or she used to date a friend of mine, remember that? A long, long time ago. Don't, don't, don't, so I hope something comes to that. I know, I know.

Wait a like, the angle is something in front of us and not tell us anything more. So now Ramona and Luana are FaceTiming because I love Luana when Luana FaceTimes because she's always so clearly just looking at herself. She's always like shacking her hair. She's like, ha ha, caprae star FaceTiming right now. She also holds a phone like six feet above her head, you know, but she's the queen of the space selfie. So she's Ramona is like, you know what, it's gonna be a little crazy, okay? Seven nights and seven girls.

And you better have my back to me and because I have your back, okay? Well, until you put your foot in your mouth and then you're on your own bitch. Don't say that word by the way. Two hours earlier, Ramona's on FaceTime with Kyle. And she's like, well, you know what? How do you handle Theresa for a long amount of time?

Because she reminds me of the, you know what? The scarec well, you know what? How do you handle two three stuff for a long amount of time? Because she reminds me of the, you know what? The scarecrow. You know what? If she only had a brain, the scarecrow. So Ramona, and you think at this point, just throw away, you know, joky moment, right? So then Ramona says, wait, if I put my foot in my mouth, I'm just gonna say Ramona, you did it again. I'm just gonna go zip, okay?

Did it get a Ramona, you did it again, I'm just gonna go zip, okay? Did it get a Ramona day, Kai? So then we go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Jersey. And Melissa's like, look at me, I'm such a cool mom. For that to be Melissa's first line to be woohoo, and her second line to be, I'm such a cool mom, is just so on brand.

Ladies, if you're listening, never ever say in full earnestness, I'm the cool mom. It's just, it's never gonna work out for you. It never will. So her daughter is like, oh, you're going to trip with all the housewives? And Melissa's sitting for her interview and she's like, oh my god, I'm so horse today. She's got all the people doing her makeup and stuff and she's like, today I'm gonna have a horse interview. My voice is horse everybody, ain't you hearing that?

My voice is, no one cares Melissa, shut up, okay? Give your basic, you know, talk about your pumpkin spice lattes and get the fuck off my screen. How about that? I feel like she's still coming up with like preloaded excuses as to why she won't be doing an impromptu performance of like on display. She's like, I can't sing today, guys. I'm horse. I'm horse. No one's asking you. It's very American idol when they know they're going to suck so they come in and say that they can't sing today. Like they have a sore throat so

they don't get a little scar. Yeah. So this is where Melissa, this is where we find out that Kyle and Melissa have taken vacations together. And this is what Melissa, this is where we find out that Kyle and Melissa have taken vacations together. And this is what I thought was shady. Sorry, hit my mic. Um, Melissa goes, anyone Ramona? I mean, we've done a couple of work things together. I'm like, excuse me, Ramona was at your 40th birthday party. Okay. Don't act like you just barely know her. You've been thrown together. You invited her. you invited her to your party and you've done things with Melissa, like they've crossed, they've been like spotted together many times, right? She's already trying to distance herself from Ramona. Yep, that's very her. So then we go, oh no, so we're still there, but we're with Teresa now and Teresa's with a little lee Louie Bowser Bowser from Little Mario

Totally like Ludwig von Bowser any of the any of the baby, baby baby Bowser's yeah, but he's like Teresa I guess what I bought you a bracelet and it comes you can open up each card every single day Okay, you can see what's in there I'm Teresa opening the bracelet is so her too, because she's like, ah, what did you get me? She's holding up clearly a bracelet. This necklace is too small. What is that?

Cat collar? So yeah, he's love bombing pretty hard. Total love. Which she loves, you know, she really loves that. So what is abuse to everybody else? Well, to everybody else are clear signs of abuse. Teresa's like, oh my God, he got to me. Blang, blang, blang, blang, blang, blang.

Yeah, this is manipulation. We are all seeing it. So then Teresa's like, yeah, this amazing villa. It comes with the like, yeah, this amazing villa, it comes with a cancee. Yeah. And then that all their faces pop up in little bubbles saying, cancee. Yeah, it's a French word. It may know of it. Cance. Yeah, my name is Michael. He's in Miley. So we. And so then we see the Butler, the hot Butler Michael, who's also a fucking thirst bucket. So I love that they found a hot thirsty bucket to come on Yeah, thirsty bucket thirsty butler. There's a bucket. He's a thirsty. He's a thirsty bucket, you know, I think that's a good like slang.

Oh, thirsty bucket. Okay, bucket's a bottom bucket. So then he's, yeah, Ramona space timing with him and he's shirtless, of course, which doesn't feel the most professional, but she's like, whoa, they didn't tell me you beat this good looking, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, you know, what had he feel about him packing? Gang.

And he's like, well, how many bedrooms are there gonna be? I'm a list of like six bedrooms! And Cynthia's like, oh, and one small room with bunk beds. Mmm. And Lee says she definitely doesn't want the bunk beds. I've already stayed at that place, and they forced Fed me below knee sandwiches and taught me to make knives out of toothbrushes. Couldn't you imagine? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- up a lonely sandwich at your head with a mustard packet on the inside, please.

And Kenya's like, I'm getting the master. I don't care what anybody says. And then we're in Atlanta with Kenya and Brooklyn who's already in college. Like what the hell? What did Brooklyn become 19 years old? What the hell? What did Nathan? When did Brooklyn become 19 years old? I know. So Kenya's got a pack. She's going to FaceTime Auntie Cynthia. And Cynthia starts talking to us.

And she said that pretty much everyone called her because they're all nervous about Kenya. And then we see like a few hours earlier, Cynthia on the phone with Luan. And Luan's like, well, I don't know Kenya at all. Which is to be fair, it's hard to know all the fans. There are so many of them. I wish I could get to know them one on one, but the stage calls.

And Cynthia says, well, she's an acquired taste, but you're going to love her. So basically, Baluca, you know, I didn't like that the first time either, but I got there. Well, there was a little trepidation, but I'm down. Ha ha! You know, it's like I say, it's that wonderful musical passion. It took me a while. I didn't like it at first. I thought, what is Sondheim even doing?

But then I realized, acquire taste. Oh, so then Keny, Keny, Keny, Keny, Keny, Keny, yes, on the phone with Cynthia. And she's like, okay, so who's that lady who's coming? I think her name's Ramona. What's the one with the crazy eyes? She's like, okay, so who's that lady who's coming? I think her name's Ramona. What's the one with the crazy eyes? She's like Ramona. Candy, I feel like she doesn't know who Ramona is.

It's just so funny. I mean, to be fair, we were just saying, it was on the other one. I'm like, did we see it on this episode or on us weekly? That like this show did make Kenya seem more likeable, just in comparison with Ramona. But let's not forget that Kenya was also coming in and ready to go after Ramona. Like this is evident to me right here in this scene. Oh yeah, but I like that they don't know they don't watch each other's shows, you know?

And some of them like, you know, Ramona and Luana, like they don't watch that, man, I saw somebody comment on Twitter, those are the type of people who say they love Housewives, they just can't get into it like a, which of course, you know, of course they don't know what they're getting themselves into. Yeah, exactly. I actually think Luanne might, because she's friends with Cynthia, so she might actually watch it.

Because remember Cynthia showed up in, I think Cynthia was in the Viva la Diva video. Luanne was at her wedding, but there's, you know, there's a lot of friends I have that I ain't going to their improv show. I'll tell you that right now. And they're not listening to this right now either. That's true.

That's my favorite thing to do when someone says, oh, you didn't watch the movie I wrote. Am I like, do you listen to my podcast? It's great. It's great. Actually, I never say that. I go, oh, I'm so sorry, but in the inside, I say it and then I feel good. Except for the had a good confrontation. So, J.J. 40, 48 hours later, the song's like, I'm a freaky, freaky savage, freaky, freaky savage.

But then it's Ramona in a car with Atlanta driving to the Atlanta airport. I guess they had to fly them to Atlanta. That was going to be their central hub and then they'd go from there. So, yeah, Louisiana Ramona in the car and Ramona is trying to be like Vicki Gunnval. So she's like, church and kick-coast. Come, okay. I love going to Turkey. It's a great country, okay? No Ramona, it's Turks, not Turkey, okay, guys. And Kyle calls Maurizio and she's like, honey, how did you sleep last night? He's like, oh, it was terrible because I didn't have you next to me. The escort had meals like little knives.

I'm surprised I still have a penis actually. I was like, oh, I miss you too. Oh. And then Cynthia, Cynthia and Ken, you're like, are like, loathing up. And then we go to Melissa. Melissa and Teresa, which I think was actually an underrated and pretty excellent little scene of Melissa saying,

aren't you happy your sister-in-law's gonna be with you? Kind of like push, like, poke in, like Teresa. Like this is Teresa's biggest nightmare is that Melissa gets elevated into the spin-off with her. Like that's the worst thing. Yeah, and Teresa's just gritting her teeth. She's like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I Yeah, I'm Teresa's just gritting her teeth. She's like, Melissa says, yeah, we're old ladies. We're gonna tell stories about like where we met and how we didn't like each other at first and how you just respected sugar cookies and then tried to have

me out at a stripper on a national TV. And then we like each other later. Teresa's like, then we go back to Ramona, because you know what? I really enjoyed my flight over with Melissa and Teresa, and I feel like I got to know Teresa better, and I really like her, okay. Like I wasn't sure what I'd think about her, because she looked like a scarecrow, and she has no brain,

so I thought she'd be really stupid, you know, but it turns out she has nice hair, okay? Yeah, you know, I wasn't sure. She's like dumb as a doorbell, but you know what? Without doorbells, we wouldn't know we had doors. So what can I say? She's like gay! And the one's like she's been through a lot. The implication is jail, like I did and I can only wonder if at her prisons, they just fecklessly threw below these sandwiches at her head with mustard packets on the inside.

Because let me tell you, you could spend the whole year in jail, but 24 hours with below new sandwiches on the forehead, that is real trauma. Yeah, well, you know what? I'm just so happy that she's happy now, okay? You know, but you both went to prison and look at her. She's happy. She is man. And look at you. Sorry, you know she's man, and look at you. Sorry, you know what? Sometimes she's safe, and sit sorry, okay? I have bad delivery, okay?

I'm like a UPS truck that drove into a lake. It's a bad delivery. So Melissa, now we get like Melissa and Kyle working together, which we should have anticipated would be a nightmare for everyone. So Melissa's like, oh, Teresa, there's one would be a nightmare for everyone. So molasses like, oh, Teresa, there's one thing I have to tell you, and I wanted to wait until you were stuck in this car and on television, you know, because I didn't want you to turn around and say you're going home. I mean, it's nothing really, but Kyle called me, and she was

talking to Ramona. I Ramona said he looked like a scarecrow. You get it, get it. She said it was a scarecrow. Teresa's like, hey, hey. It's just a really long segment of Teresa blinking in silence. And Melissa's like, do you get it? I don't get it. What's happening?

You know, like the scarecrow, like you have no brain. She's like, oh yeah, we'll look at her. Yeah, look at how she acts, right? You know what you know what she's like Well, she's a little out there and she goes, no, no, no, no, you know what she looks like the Tin Man. Yeah, that guy needs a brain Melissa's like no no defense if you having a brain Melissa's like no no no defense if you having a brand Just like no no the Tin Man needs a heart. Yeah, but how does the Tin Man gotta bring all right? He's tin all right

But like you said Tin Man he's like the same thing as a straw man. They don't got brains Yeah, the same thing you know that the same thing and most is like okay I'll help you out there both empty on the inside. It's like yeah, I love Ronnie Don't you love watching the Wizard of Oz for the first time when it's like you meet the scarecrow Who's like if I only had a brain and then the tin man's like if I only had a brain also? great I love the also song. Oh, we go to the private plane and everyone's gathering. I'm like, woo-hoo-ing. And Ramona hugs Cynthia and everybody's calling each other beautiful.

And the way I see Cynthia, who has really long braids. And she's like, wow, look at that hair. How long did that take? Now would you care to look at my hairstyle? In case you want to steal it, like everyone else has. So then they're like, oh, woohoo, and then it's like turks and cakeos, here we come, and then we get the theme song.

I was not expecting this kind of a theme song. I thought we'd just get like a variation on the typical housewives instrumental with quotes, but we had like a full on, like, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry Alan baby I'm so sorry Alan baby I'm so sorry Alan baby Oh when I'm sorry

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Sebastian, the crab or lobster. What was subastion the crab? I'm a little mermaid. Trixie, do you think you could do dance hall reggae or just any kind of reggae? Or I don't think I could do it. I know the rock pissing. Okay. His name is Carmichael Sans. Okay, Carmichael, okay, I need to do your rating. It's your time. Well, violin, baby. It's time, violin, baby.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So I also have to mention that Kyle gets on the plane and she's, hi, how are you? I ran that down. I was like, Ron is gonna love that. I'm up it. So then they're on the plane and Melissa, I've been down all like Ron is gonna love that So then they're on the plane and Melissa of Melissa everything

Every little things I don't know why I'm so anti Melissa. I'm usually not but on this show I'm just not buying it, but she's like does anyone want a muffin because I always need a carb in the morning I was like wow that was why don't you just go around and poke everybody in the eye with the teeth pick? These sightings don't have carbs. They certainly don't eat fucking muffins. Who do you think you are? Yeah, seriously, so then Kyle, and by the way, Melissa knows, if Melissa and Kyle are tight,

Melissa probably knows that Kyle has, like body image issues, right? So Kyle's like, no, I can't. I'm happy right now. I'm 125. So then Ramona tries to sort of empathize. She's, you know what? My weight, my little weight now is 121.

But my highway is 125. So I go up to 125 and then go down to 121. You know what's a little buff? It's a battle, okay? And I always say, you know what? When I'm at my heavy, I'm just like my father's friend, Jody Parsons Smith, but then when I'm 121, I'm like my best friend, Sasha Dota, every real like sister's, okay?

Yeah, you know what, when I'm 125 and I look like a hungry, head-bought, catching plastic balls in my ears, I get caused from like, you know, TLC, wanting me to do my 125 pound bite, okay? by K. I don't want to do a whole show with a bet with tubes coming in to find out. Sit. SORRY. KAY. But you look great.

You look great Kyle. You look great. You look great. You look great. You look great. You look great. You look great. Kyle.

You look great. You look great. Kyle. You look great. You look great. Kyle. You look great. You look great. Kyle. that's very shy that people don't know. They don't know that I have a shy side because I'm very extroverted otherwise. It's like, well, she doesn't say that part, but it's like, I love the idea that you're shyness. Like, people don't know about your shyness.

I'm like, well, if they don't know about your shyness, are you really shy? How are you shy? She was trying to get on a reality show for years before this and showing up in every little Paris clip you see on mine. Give me a break, Kyle. You literally, I opened the box and your voice came out of it yesterday Kyle. That is the opposite of shyness. Okay that is like hello Ben Skitchen. So Cynthia's like yeah I'm the same I'm very shy. Okay another okay

that she's like I can be socially awkward you know I just I don't like getting a lot of attention in restaurants and Ramona's like wow she stands up but she's like I can be socially awkward, you know, I just I don't like getting a lot of attention in restaurants and Ramona's like She stands up. She's no what it took me so long to understand that I'm celebrity and somewhat famous, okay? I don't get it. I don't understand it. Yes, lady in the back. I will sign that for you But you have to have your own pain. Can you just like leave me the fuck alone? Who's talking? That's for you, but you have to have your own pain. Can you just like, leave me the fuck alone. Who's talking to you? You know what?

It took me years from me to accept that I'm pop icon. Okay. You know what? Like, I think it had to have been at least 2002 before. I realized that was a celebrity. Oh, Ramona, that was like eight years before our show premiered. Well, either way, I knew I was famous before then, okay. Yeah.

And Kyle's like, give me a break. You're on a TV show and they're all laughing at her. And Cynthia asks her how long she's been on her show. And Ramona's like, you know what? 2006, okay. You went, that's Kyle's future way. That's what, okay? You're the way, Kyle, you're gonna look way.

Okay. So like, okay, so about 13 years, whatever. And she goes, so Ramona starts giving a history of the housewives to women who are all housewives. I know all of us. You know what? So it started out with Orange County, but no one knew what Orange County was.

I mean, who wants to have a county? That's the color of a terrorism scale, okay? But you and I, you know, with New York City, me and the WAN, this trash bar over here. Okay, we'll put Bravo on the map with that franchise. And then as we all know, all the spin-offs came here, okay, we'll put Bravo on the map with that franchise. And then as we all know, all the spin-offs came afterwards, okay? Yeah, can you just like wet and she goes,

Yeah, can you eye no facts, okay? You know what, we were the Wall Street Journal, we were in the Cool Water Show, yeah, we were called the Cool Water Show, okay? People got it in the morning, they talked about us. To like, it's called Water Cooler. You know the place where they talked about us. It's called water cooler. You know what the place where they're talking about my vocabulary performances?

Yeah, well, either way, it was definitely like a shed of what a moment. Water shed. Yeah, and she goes, you're all welcome, okay? You're all welcome. And since he goes, yeah, but you've never been number one. And she's like, yeah, can you just never been number one. And she's like, yeah, you can't you just starts cracking up and high five in here, which I mean, that does take a lot of nerves to come around the Atlantic cast and say that you put housewives on the map when they've been consistently the highest rated. I mean, the only season they weren't the

highest rated was their most terrible season and Beverly Hills beat them by a sliver, by an actual sliver. Remime, when was this filmed, Ronnie, was it this past summer or was it last year? It was this summer, right? Yeah. It was this summer. So it's just kind of funny because, you know,

maybe if it had been like one year earlier, Ramona could have been like, well, we don't have the highest ratings, but we're like the best regarded. But like after the season that New York just had, wow, Ramona, like speaking out of her ass in ways that are truly like, we've never seen her before.

So Ramona's like, so then Ramona's defense, because it doesn't matter. We're international, we're international. So then, Lueh, I was like, well, in our own mind, Cynthia, we're number one. So then Teresa is like, okay, okay, well, Kwame, when you've invented a mule, that's the find the franchise. I literally invented table flipping. He's not invent tables like it. I was at a restaurant

when I was in sixth grade, Lovano's in white planes, New York, and a lady slapped her husband and then flipped a table. Now, I don't, that's, I don't know if she invented it. But she certainly was the first one who got it in my brain. I was, I, to this day, I will always remember that. And then watching her walk out that restaurant, the whole restaurant was quiet, she walked out in her heels like, and apparently the waiter told us that essentially,

she found out the husband was cheating. So she slapped the husband and then the daughter slapped the mom for slapping the husband. And then there was like a water thing and then the it was amazing. It's truly one of the best things that ever happened to me. That really is. And I don't want to take anything away from Teresa. Well, I do. But she never even flipped that table. She looked at you and it dropped back to the ground. That wasn't even a table flip. So to say you invented what wasn't even a table flip, but a table

lift and drop, you did not. Yeah, I mean, there are plenty of five year old two have been doing that for years, right? Thank you. So Kyle tells us of course because Kyle will say it behind everyone's back, but not to their face because it's Kyle It's just like well right now Beverly Hills has the highest ratings The agency so then the agency. So then, um, sorry, I like the way I'm sorry to interrupt you because I did pause, but I have to say I looked up the ratings in Atlanta, slayed Beverly Hills again, but continue. Well, well, it was funny as that Kenya says, New York, maybe she got them confused, maybe it's her dementia. So now, um, Cynthia somehow was brought a poster on a Brooklyn onto this

plan that somehow no one noticed that she had a poster of Brooklyn onto this plane that somehow no one noticed that she had a poster all this time. And she goes, everyone, this is Brooklyn, okay? And this is the first time that Kenya has left this girl in two years. And this is a big deal. And because this is really the first time this woman has left this child, Kenya more, in celebration of you cutting the umbilical cord. And then she has these giant scissors and a ribbon.

Why she's about to open up a hospital or something. First of all, are you allowed to have giant scissors on an airplane? Even a private one. I guess you can do everything on private, but what the hell is that? I can't take like, you know, more than eight ounces of lube on a plane, but you can carry like two machetes, join together with the fuck. Also don't do an oversized prop comedy moment on a small private plane.

It's just the proportions are all wrong. Like, wait till you land somewhere. We need space for this ribbon moment. But either way, she does it. And luckily, it's very quick. And Kenya's like, I might not have to cut a bitch with these scissors. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. And she's like, yeah, well, we just cut that on biblical cord. but please don't use these on me later. Don't use these on me later. So you did say on biblical, didn't she? I was like, I think you're that right. Unbiblical.

Yeah, biblical chord. It's a very holy chord. So Kyle is like, Cynthia, that was so powerful. Her mom it voice. And Ken, Kenya Cynthia, Kenya's like, I have so many sources of stress in my life and she knows more than anybody else. And so Cynthia's like,

and also guys, she's going through a divorce. Almost everybody on this plane has been through a divorce. So cut the crap. And so, Kenya's like, yeah, I do have a court day. So guess what this is leading up to? Cynthia would like to request that we consider giving Kenya the master suite That is wrong. That is bullset as a bold bold move. So Kyle is like, hmm, I mean, I think it's a little bit out of left field I mean everyone can sit here and give a reason why they deserve the master bedroom. I mean, Ramona, she's got divorced. Melissa Gorga will probably get divorced.

And I'm just exhausted from shooting the future film Halloween. So I mean, we all deserve a good bed. So Cynthia's like, well, I'll give up my room to make sure you have a good room. I'm Melissa's like, wow, but a good friend. And the man's like, Ramona wouldn't do that for me. That's for Dabshire. You know what? I remember when I was getting divorced from Mario, and like I lost 15 pounds. So it's kind of like, you could only dream about that coil, right? Maybe you should get divorced too.

So I couldn't eat. It was like traumatic. So I agree. Give it to Kenya, and I'll take one of the next best rooms of Kai. It's like, you know what? I contacted my friend, John McDonald. Kai, he has a restaurant called the Cautchak. And Lewin, I went there six years ago. Don't tell him, okay?

Don't tell him, Lewin, what happened, Lewin? I'm listening, it's like, is that the one where you were cock-blocking, everybody? We got a clip of that. Which I had told you, I forgot about. So, I remember I was like, you know what? I was into him and I was flirting with Kai and Kenny goes, what happened? She goes, well, that was when I decided I couldn't be with my ex-husband anymore. It was over, okay? So Kenny goes, so you were married at the time? Yeah. And you were flirting with this guy? No,

I said I was getting divorced. He was cheating on me for a year, okay? And she's like, but you said you were cheating on him one minute ago. She goes, no, yeah, because I'm fucking divorced bitch Okay, that's what I was saying I'm like, oh BITCH And you know that Ramona saying I was getting fucking divorced bitch is not gonna work well with Kenya Can you like excuse me? She's because you don't understand the thing that I said okay? So well, why are you calling me a bitch because you didn't listen to my words? said, okay? So, well, why are you calling me a bitch? Because you didn't listen to my words, okay?

I got a little bit of a good smell, okay? I'm bad delivery, but I have a word of it. It's a listen to you, okay? And she's like, what you're not gonna do on this trip is call me a bitch. And she's like, well, don't put words in my mouth, okay? Which is hilarious, because almost every fight they have is that they don't listen to the other one.

Like, they're all of those stupid things because neither one of them listened to what the other one was saying, right? So Ken, you guys, oh, you have no idea who I am. You better ask somebody. Which I think it's kind of, that's what I love about Kenya is that she has that, she does have that reputation like, oh, you don't mess with me. Like, like when I'm not even like pontificated about it, just that's what I love about her. So, um, yes, they're fighting and Kenya's like, I mean,

you said you were flirting. I mean, who else? Her and she goes, and I was getting to force. Am I not allowed to flirt when I'm getting to force? Okay, guess what? I flirt by the ocean. What I don't do by the ocean is I don't wear math by the ocean, okay, but I do flirt. So Melissa's like, Ramona, just apologize. She's, you know what? I'm starving, okay? Maybe I'm taking you wrong and I apologize.

And Ken is like, um, you're taking a lot wrong because she's not going to have any Ramona quick apology. And Karla's like, how did this even go south? So Cynthia said, look, she did a apologize for calling Gubatch and Kyle's like, by the way, the flight attendant just parachute it from the plane. Yeah, because you see the flight and just like running out of there.

And it was like, fast in your seat, Bells girl, this is gonna be one hour ride. So then Katie's like, it'll be the opposite of my singing, not flat, very bumpy. So Kenyans says, okay, well, I'm gonna be the one to let it go and be the bigger person. It's like, no, because she actually already apologized, but okay.

So then they see the Turks and K-Cos and the ones like, look at the color of the water girl. It matches my statement necklace. And then Kyle's hat flies off on the tarmac, which for some reason really made me happy. Like I love that, that, like glimmer of panic that Kyle gets when she thinks that her hat may just blow away forever. I know, you guys, I'm really insecure about my hats. So, so then Melissa, what do you think, if anybody can guess what Melissa says first words were?

Okay, I'm going to give you multiple choice. Was it A, woohoo, B, oh my god, or C, it's so hot. I'm going to say it's so hot. It's so hot. It's so hot. Thanks, Melissa. I put W idiot. So then the car is Ramon and Lou are in a car and then Kenya is in a car with Cynthia and Kyle and Kenya is like, okay

Her calling me out on my name was not cool and Kyle's like here's the thing, you know I started reading things about all of us before I got here Everyone's saying that Ramon is gonna start calling Kenya Porsche Kyle is so up in all this social media, right? So I'm, she's probably just like listening to us now while we record somehow she's listening right now. So then we see Twitter, we see some tweets and one tweet says it's pretty much going to be Ramona versus everyone, isn't it? And then another tweet says at a Ramona will call Kenya Porsche and so Kyle goes,

and I didn't know what that meant. And then today she totally did it. Isn't that funny, Kenya? Am I getting you riled up? Am I getting you riled up? Yeah. And then we see the clip of Ramona like, well, you know what? I think the Porsche should get the master.

And their like her name is not Porsche. Why are you calling her Porsche? She's, you know what? Cause I only know Porsche, okay? I don't watch show to recently. So I hear about it. Sorry. I only watch Porsche. I only know Porsche.

So Kenya is like, well, I think it was an honest mistake, but I don't think she should do it again. Which means she's gonna do it like five more times. Yes. So they're talking, Carl's asking them who they get along with already or in their cast and Cynthia, like, Cynthia and Candy best and Kenya this everybody and crowd was like well everybody but Porsche she goes basically. So then Melissa and Teresa like oh wow the water so beautiful and let's

you know this fish just this fish that they they swim up on your feet here and she's I don't like that. She's like no no it's like nice fish like nice that would be in your fish tank you know like little like little demons but I like that I like it I like it I don't like no fish is touching me so then Lewan is in the car with Ramona and she's like Patrick could you please turn the air down a little no nothing okay I wonder how big the island is. Patrick. Patrick, I think it's got a happy scene. Anyway, I'm really excited about our villa.

I can't wait to see what the room's like. Patrick, we're crying out loud. Turn the air down. I'm dying out here. This is how you treat talents. So then back with Kyle and Cynthia and Kenya. Kyle's like, oh my god, Cynthia, your nipples showing. And sure enough, Cynthia's whole boob is out of her.

Just out. It's not just the nipple. Like that whole boob is out. L-boob is out. So they get to the house and it's Triton Villa. Yeah, Triton Villa, and we have Michael the concierge. And he's like bossing the staff around. He's like getting them all ready for everyone's arrival.

And Kyle's like, are you Michael? So nice to meet you. Thank you so much. And Kyle is like, are you Michael? So now it's a nature. Thank you so much. And then the wind. And then the wind. Oh Michael, hi, I'm counting just Luando Los-Saps. Sorry I'm a bit sweaty. Unfortunately, Patrick didn't hear my requests. He's around the air conditioning.

Oh, that's all right though. Simple mistake. Wow, talking to Michael on the phone is one thing, but talking to him in real life is a whole new experience And Cynthia's like, oh, I'm gonna keep this this guy from my girl Kenya and Malibu, you know basically there they all think he's cute. Most is like I'm very scared for this man Yeah, and then meanwhile Ramona just marches into the house while they're also sort of gathering themselves in the driveway Ramona marches and we we're at the nearest,

the ladies room, excuse me. Is there a servant here who could tell me what the ladies room is? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah. And these ladies are all acting like they've never seen a housewife show before.

It's not only Ramona's show that everybody runs to get the best room. It's literally all of them. Except I guess Kyle points out that they don't do that on Beverly Hills, and I had to actually take a moment Powell points out that they don't do that on Beverly Hills and I had to actually take a moment and I guess they don't do it on Beverly Hills, huh? I don't remember. I feel like there's probably a moment where they do that. Like I'm sure there's like some silly moment. I'm not sure but LeWanne of course is only too happy to throw Ramona under the bush. Oh well look at Ramona. Hey everyone, Ramona's in the house.

All right, she wants the bedroom. That's right. Ramona. Hey everyone Ramona's in the house. All right. It she wants the bedroom That's right Ramona is going for the master bedroom everyone go attack attack. I got your back Ramona Don't worry. That is what Ramona is doing. She's going through it like what this one has a bathroom That one has a window That one has that you know, she's going through every room and Lou adds like can we at least take a tour first? Amelissa ghost looking not through every room. And Lewand's like, can we at least take a tour first? And Melissa goes, look and not come in. Yeah, it's not going to work with Ramona. Not going to work at all. So Ramona finds a room and they want to put Ramona in the bunk bedroom. But she Ramona says, you know what, I deserve the best room. I mean,

listen, as I said before, I'm the most senior here, and all my fans are saying, you better get the best room. So like, maybe I should get the best room, maybe I should care about these things. I mean, I just realized I'm a celebrity this afternoon, okay? So I gotta support what the fans think, okay? Does Ramona really have fans telling her stuff like that? I don't think she does. I know she has followers, but every time I see comments on Ramona's post, they're like, oh my god, you're such an idiot. I love it. Keep it going. Good job. Who are the Ramona stands out there that are like encouraging her to behave this way? Who? Avery and Priscilla.

Like, you do deserve the best room. So Kyle's outside and she's like, whatever. She's on one of those big circular swing things, which I'm sure Vanderpump has on her most recent vacation as well. And she's like, you ladies can fight over those rooms all you want. We don't play like that in Beverly Hills. Yeah, you guys just get stuck with the rooms that you don't want and then just say things like I feel bad because I didn't really want this room, but I also didn't want to say anything to her because she's going through a divorce. Did I say that? So then like that's how they operate.

So now they find Ramona in this room and she goes, everyone's like, seniority, okay? I picked one of the bedrooms, not the bedroom, but I'm taking this bedroom. Oh, get your ass out of bed. It doesn't work like that, okay? There's other woman here because someone get this get Ramona out of this bed. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick.

Cynthia, it's like who died and you made you boss and why wasn't I invited to the ribbing kind of ceremony I would have made you a poster board And the moon is like I'm out It's a little man. It's like you know I'm so used to being embarrassed by Ramona that I kind of doesn't face me anymore So it's not seer get called out again finally just wonderful So Ramona's like poisha you get the main room. So it's not seer get called out again. Finally, just wonderful. Uh, so Ramona's like, Poisha, you get the main room. And now it's like, okay. And then you know Ramona is doing it on purpose because she's sitting there with that evil smile. Like what? What? Trying not to laugh. And Cynthia's like her name is Port is not Portia.

It's Kenya. And Ramona's just keep smiling. And Ramona goes, oh, no, what that was a for pants guy That was a pa four that was a pa four for pa. Yeah So and then we one year earlier we get a clip of Ramona calling everybody by the wrong name and Then she tells us you know what maybe I knew that deep down and that's why I said I don't know Okay, I apologize if I didn't know the deep down It's deep down. I apologize to deep down from up here And most is like I need you to act properly darling You're not being a team player and you're putting your dirty feet inside someone else's sheets already

So you're not special. Yeah, I am I'm like compared to most of Gorgashe Mono may have a point So I'll swinging swinging downstairs still. And she's like, you know, I think that Ramona's going to be my roommate in the bunkbed room. Mother Mary of God, please. It's like, I know I'm Jewish now, but please. And then Ramona, of course, is asking for someone to bring her luggage up the stairs. I'm like, Ramona, at this point, you should just pick rooms on the first floor. And then Kyle goes, you know, I can't be fighting for a room.

It's beneath me. I don't care. We have beautiful homes in Los Angeles. So obnoxious. Yeah, she really is. I mean, everything Kyle says is like, well, in this town, in this town, I have houses. Yeah, it relates back to Beverly Hills every single thing. So, Yeah, it relates back to Beverly Hills every single thing. So Cynthia and Kenya got a Ramona's room and Cynthia's like, yeah, you know what? She can't just do all the things she's done and then think she gets the best room after that. So Kenya Knox and she's like Ramona

and they go in but Ramona's in the shower. She's like, what? What Ramona's shower is just like you think, like this with the shower thing. She's just like you think like this with that shower thing. She's just like She's doing like car wash techniques on her body, you know And she's like and she just full on naked and I thought she was gonna be horrified I thought she was gonna get so angry that they walked in with a camera But she's like whoa, guess the camera man wants to flirt with me. Okay

So uh, they're all like whoa, okay, so can you and Cynthia go out? But then Teresa goes looking for Ramona and Teresa walks in with Michael just like oh okay she's she's making it okay baron I'm not on and Michael's with her so she's like oh my god I can't believe she's make it well you guys are going into a closed my god closed through I mean I know she stole it, but still, of course, Ramona goes straight to the shower to steal that room. And Teresa goes, Michael, do you like what you saw? And the wind again, having Ramona's back goes,

you didn't sign up for a senior citizen, Michael, you can stay with me. I love to think I'll keep calling Ramona old. It's like,'t throw a wrinkle when you live in a jowl house. You know what I mean? And then Kenya is like, you know, there's an old saying, you know, when you've shown your ass, we've literally seen Ramona's ass. Yeah. So then Ramona has a very important call to make to her assistant Sean. She's like, Sean, Well, you know what?

Thank you so much for putting a buck on my luggage, because my luggage is locked. Because what? You didn't send me the call, the hack! What's the number? 102460, what is it? So then, I wish I could remember the name. 1024601. So then I wish I could have a name is two four six oh one

So then Ken is Kenya's face timing her aunt leaves. She's she can't us checking on the baby, but she can't see the baby the baby's asleep and then Cynthia they're ordering cocktails, margaritas and stuff. And Cynthia's like annoyed because she felt like the whole ride over. She was supporting Ramona. She was, you know, defending her and saying, give her one more chance. But then Ramona up in calls, Kenya Portia again. And that really annoyed her. And then she went to the bedroom like that. And she's sitting there talking to Teresa who God knows what Teresa is even absorbing, right? Because she's just sitting there blinking. So Cynthia's like, well, I think that we need some

ground rules because the the worst thing is to be in a group of women and nobody wants to hang out with you. No pun intended. And Teresa's like, we just hear the seagulls. The seagulls are like, while Teresa's sitting there confused. But also that wasn't a pun. So Teresa's not really wrong, right? No one wants to be in a group of women that no one wants to hang out with you. No pun intended. She's still trying to wrap her mind around the concept of a scary crow. She's like, why don't you ask gay crows, huh? So, so then Cynthia's like, I mean, that whole seniority thing. I mean, I've been on my show for 11 years.

And Teresa goes, I started my show. So then there's like a moment of like, who's more popular? I mean, that whole seniority thing. I mean, I've been on my show for 11 years. And to be honest, I started my show. So then there's like a moment of like, who's more popular? So Teresa looks up Ramona on Instagram and she has Ramona has 869,000 followers. And then Teresa looks up her numbers and she has 2.2 million.

She's like, eh. Yeah. I win, dude. So Cynthia's like, I mean, if you're the oldest in the grown-est, you need to talk to most sense. So she's like, how long is she? It's like 65.

If that's the case, is that when did the mention things stop setting in? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial. So then Ramona is now top. Now Ramona has gone and found the staff They're all like in the in the kitchen. Just you know what guess what? I'm friendly or did they help these days? Okay, guess I'm taking a poll all right? Okay, we're on a TV show. I don't know if you know this world very famous people okay?

So we're on a television show. I don't know if you own TV's I can't tell her poor or rich you are okay So I'm the longest running OG. I don't know what OG means, but I'll just say it, okay? And I've been filming since 2006, but Kenya is going through some really difficult times, so I said, you know what? Give her the best room, because she's sad and lonely and has no husband, and I'll take another, okay? And explain what I did wrong, because I'm not getting it. What did I do wrong? Okay? And Michael's like, well, you come with a very different approach. Isn't that good?

You're what? You think it could be different? Okay. The rest. He's like, yeah, and I think that's what makes you so wonderful. I get it Ramon. She's, oh my god. Whoa, you just met me all right. You know me so well. Yeah. And then the chef, the chef is like, that's my son, cause it turned out that the chef is actually Michael's mom. So then while Ramona's talking.

That's your son. Oh my God. I love that servants have bring your baby to work. They too. That's nuts. Okay. You're what? Next you're going to be able to vote elections. Skate. It's so exciting to see that you're his mother, because I've always wondered what it must look like to see a mother who actually looks way older than her child.

Because for me, my daughter is basically like my sister. We look the same age, okay? Mm-hmm. So then Kyle is at the table. They start gathering to have some lunch, right? And so Kyle is at the table, and she sees Ramona's outfit. And Ramona is just wearing one of those fish net

cover-ups and a thong. Yeah, I was like, why do I have to look at her butt while I'm eating? Yeah, and then Ramona comes over like, are you wearing under anything under that and she's like, they're like your topless And she's like, no, I have nipple covers. So she's basically wearing a cover up over nipple covers and a thong And it's this very, you know, we have to not tensly, we have what's our buttons. What's your buttons? The other blonde light, Leah, we have Leah to think for that. Leah makes we any. That's right. So then Leuana's like, oh, I'm going to go for a swim.

So then Ramona goes with Leuana to go over to the beach and everything. And you just hear Ramona distancing. I mean, they put a lock in my back for security, but it comes with a code. I can't even open it. Okay. It's just, you know, she's probably talked to everyone about that padlock. I know. So Trees like, you know what? That's not right. You know what? Like, I don't even start to find. I finished to find. All right. But like, she said that thing about the skin crawl. And she wants to be friends with me. Skier quote. What that mean again. I love that Theresa didn't even know what it meant.

And she's just furious about it. Yeah. And so now, so now it's cutting back and forth. The winds in the ocean just like swimming, but Ramona won't go in the ocean because she's like, you know what? I'm afraid of my cover up. I mean, like, what if it goes in the ocean because she's like, you know what, I'm afraid, but my cover up, I mean, like, what if it goes in the saltwater and shrinks

and then I'll have to be fully naked when Michael's butt look comes over. I would last thing I want, it's gonna seem me naked again, okay? Okay. Okay. So then back at lunch, Teresa's like, Michael, get, tell us what tonight,

he's gonna be like, did it. So he tells them the plan, they're gonna go on the beach and they can wear flats and Teresa goes off to get ready and Melissa and Kyle are left there talking and they're talking about how it's weird that everybody is just like they are on TV and Kyle's like, well, I mean, if they're being themselves, yes.

Like I'm sure I'm just giving off the air of someone who's been in a future film recently with Mr. Michael Myers. Thank you so much Melissa. No autographs right now. Yeah, so they call their husbands. Well, they call Joe and Joe's like, what are you doing I wrote that down with lots of views. I was like, this tribute to Ronnie. And then he's like, hey, where's your good looking husband? Where is he? Yeah, she's like, are you stuck in LA? Oh.

So anyway, 5.40 PM, Taxi's already Ramona calls John over, or she calls him. Oh, yeah. She's like, whoa, Sean, the wife's Ramona calls John over or she calls her. Yeah, she's like, whoa, Sean, the way from Mona, okay. Oh, and then he answers. She's like, yeah, look at you. Like she's just talking to herself. The guy never even answers the phones like, well, hot me, man, everything straight. I have to welcome a suitcase. The way didn't have the cold. And he's like short-liss and she's and she's like, whoa, are you like me? Just out of the shower still with the

the dewy sweat on your nipples because you didn't wash it all the way off. Maybe we should take another shower together. They can together. Well, he's like, just happened to step out of the shower. The second I was going to be on TV cameras and she's like, well, got my hair to be. The. second I was gonna be on little bit of an entrance. Okay, and then we see a flashback of her just like grazing his biceps.

And she's like, you know what, I just wanna look, you just wanna look kind of good for John. Okay, because it'll be interesting to see if any spots fly and not, okay? Uh-huh, uh-huh. He's like, okay, well, I'll see you later. I'm not dressed. I'm just, you can just go naked, baby. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh- later. I'm not dressed. I'm just, you can just go naked, baby. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! The phone just splashed on her head. He is so hot. Like the mic. And the microphone and the phone can't even make that bitch. Serious, like, I quit. So, so now Kyle is setting up some shoes and everything.

And she's like, ah, Melissa, your necklace is on backwards because Melissa's wearing a necklace that says Melissa. And some Melissa goes to the mirror and she goes, no, it's not. uh, Melissa, your necklace is on backwards because Melissa is wearing a necklace that says Melissa and some Melissa goes to the mirror and she goes, no, it's not. See, it's perfect. Uh, it's the mirror. It's just like, oh my god. And they like laugh. Feels scary for a moment. So Melissa's like, this is somebody's literally writing every move online. Like, this is nuts. Like, for Baydom, somebody's talking, not me because I don't do that. Okay. I do not do that. And I was somebody's talking not me because I don't do that okay I do not do that because like oh my god I don't do that either but I just read it incessantly at all minutes of this actual show but I never never never do this and this sort of

situation has never happened even on my own show once very famously before I know and you just see like Vanderpump behind the curtain like And then she just like throws down a smoke bomb and like She just disappears I'm everywhere I know So So then Kyle's reading a headline or or something that's posted on Instagram That's like the housewives have arrived in Turks and Kekos and I'm told Ramona instantly ran to the best bedroom and pissed off all the other women and she's already called Kenia

bitch and they haven't even been there an hour and also Kenia looks absolutely radiant. Yeah and most of it's like oh my god word for word and so they're trying to figure out who it would be and she's like okay well let's see I mean it looks like Kenia. I guess this guy's like a Kenya fan or something. So like, well, obviously he likes Kenya. And so they're like, okay, well, let's see who follows him. And they search and of course, Kenya follows him. And it's a TMZ guy. So they know, I mean, it's obviously Kenya. But it even tries to hide it when it's her, right? Yeah, exactly. So now it's time that they get into Vans to go to Dukkans shack and Kenya like opens up a vandora and she sees Ramona there and she's like,

I'll sit in the back. Of course I picked the car with the asshole in it. Ramona's like, you know what? I know I can be a traffic trolling, but you know what? Even I wouldn't want to be that way, but someone met the first time, met somebody on that day. Wouldn't be like that, to them. That's like shut up, Ramana. You don't even try to make sense because you're so foolish. You're shitty to people all the time for no reason.

Yeah. Yes, exactly. I met you Ramana once and you were shitty to me. How about that? So I've never heard a story because we've heard lots've heard lots of stories over the year of like oh my god I saw a reminder I met Ramona. I've never heard of a good story of Ramona never never never You know, we were actually people don't know this there was actually a moment where we were going to interview Ramona for this show several years ago

and because it turns out that like my cousin's friend was her manager, and then even that didn't work out because then she fired the manager. And it's just like, because I'm just saying that not to be like, oh, she fired my cousin's friend. It's just like she was so difficult, right? That like, that like another thing I didn't work out because Ramona. Yeah, she's notoriously terrible.

So Kyle, Cynthia, and Melissa are in the the other car and Kyle's like, oh my god I brought a book. How stupid is that? Kyle don't act like I brought brothers Karamazov. I was totally gonna read it. It's like Kyle, please I feel like Kyle just wherever she goes has the latest Lee Ann Mory already book and that's it And she's never ready to am one. She's just gonna tell everybody she read it while she's waiting for Reese Withers Boone to make a movie out of it or something TV show out of it. She's like I keep on waiting for her to talk about her carnival past. No Kyle That's Leanne Lockon you totally gone to the wrong. Well, I really loved her in soap dish. No, that was Kathy Moriarty. God, I just hope that Sherlock Holmes can get her.

That's, that's, that's the different, that's arch going. But I love it on crackers. That's Havarti. Okay. Okay, I'll just shut up. You don't read. We all know it. I just want to learn how to make them.

Those are lean to's. They're not going camping, camping anytime soon. So Cynthia's like, well, I'm just looking at the window and it's just so beautiful. I was looking at the window in my room. It's so beautiful out there. I'm just like, I don't have a window, but I did go on the balcony. And Cynthia goes, well, I don't have a balcony. I'm like, I know, but that's eight days.

That's a long time to not have a window to look out of. It reminds me too much of my marriage. So, uh, you answered the other car going, tell me about it. I remember when I was thrown into the clink, not only did I not have a window, even if there were a window, I wouldn't be able to see it because there were slices of a loany over my eyeballs on a cat of all the same time, which is I threw up my face. Try pissing in a tin can bitch. So, um, so then meanwhile in the other car, they're just like miserable. It's literally the worst pairing of Kenya, Teresa, and Ramona. And Ramona is trying to make small talk.

She's like, you know, what is sunset? What, what, what is it? It's 7th 30. We get there at 7th 30. It could be nice to see sunset on the beach and they're all just like, die. Please just die right here in the car. I just both ignore her.

So then, Luan, you know, everybody arrives and Luan's like, wow, this place is up and, everywhere they go, Luan has like exclamatory remark, you know. It's like, wow, the water. And so I wonder if there's going to be an elderly woman with a Casio keyboard to play some cabaret songs in the corner because I love that. So it's time for arrivals and remonet dances in awkwardly, like only Ramona Cam, her like half waddle, half like Disney skeleton way, whatever she's doing, dances in there.

Definitely a musical number from Coco, skeleton-y dancing. No, and that is not a veiled reference to Coco who has died, rest in peace. Dave the dead, okay. She dances and then cries, like, oh my god my god if we all left she wouldn't even notice. So Ramona is like oh my god. So she hugs him and everybody else sits down. And Ramona sits down and she goes excuse me ladies. Garnie.

This appetizer is on the menu but I love grilled shreds. It's everybody just want that. Yes, I would love some grilled shrimp. In fact, I put an order earlier with our waiter, who was also our driver. Patrick has the shrimp coming. Patrick? Patrick. Nothing. Patrick.

They have any lamb here? Lamb. Give any lamb. Patrick. Lamb. Patrick. God damn it. Patrick.

Never mind. Mmm, so John comes over to the table. He's like, hey, Ramona, God damn it, Patrick. Never mind. So John comes over to the table, he's like, hey, Ramona, I know what you like. And she's like, what do I like, John? He's like, tequila and poopin' in the sand. She's like, oh my God. Ah! Ah! Ladies, that's why we brought you some disinfectant

and lice-all wraps for your feet. And when I was like, you know, singing for the first time in six years is nice. I mean, he has a rock-hot body. He's a beautiful smile. He's a good flirt. My favorite part is how he flirts with me by running away from me.

That's so 30, okay? So Melissa is like, I'm making small talk. Like, is this your restaurant? It's very nice. He goes, oh, you guys say the sweetest stuff. Well, and she's like, like well here's turkey some cakes okay I love this place can't eat them at the same time but delicious in the same evening okay

this island it's so small intimate you know like my bedroom have you seen my bedroom drawing was Was he my bedroom? And so she just flirting and calls like, is she flirting? Is this like flirting mode? Oh my God. And then Kenya goes, kind of is crazy. You got to watch Kyle. Kenya has a redone Kyle right away too. I'm very impressed.

Yeah. And Kenya's like, oh my God, she doesn't even have a bra on. So Melissa's like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed for her. And Kenya's doing an imitation of Ramona. Like how she dressed her chest out. Like does that when she's flirting? Someone played the bongos.

No, that's just Ramona's boobs flopping on the table as she deletes. And the producer tells Ramona, why do you do that dressing thing? She's the what? So embarrassing. I don't even know what flirting that way. Oh, so the producer goes, you just winked at me Ramona, why do you do that dressing thing? She's just, what? So embarrassing. I don't even know what's thirding that way.

Ha! So the producer goes, you just winked at me when he said that. She's, I know, I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. Guys, I have a question. Okay, working actress here. So Ramona, while Ramona's busy with her boyfriend,

where do we think these crazy stories are coming from that are winding up on Instagram, huh? Huh? And Keny is like, there's been leaking stuff. What? And Melissa says, yeah, and there's one specific guy, Kyle, what's his name? She's like, oh, he's from TMZ.

And Keny goes, Anthony, I know Anthony. And they're like, well, yeah. Melissa's like, you have a picture of Anthony on Instagram. She's, yeah, I know Anthony Like she knows they're trying to do. There's such yeah, there's such amateurs like compared to Kenya Kyle and Melissa versus Kenya. No, I'm sorry. It's not gonna work And so funny how they're acting is that they don't know exactly who they're talking about They don't know exactly what they're wow, so like who was that person? Is anyone know this?

So um Melissa's like so you're not talking to him at all? Can you say, no, why would I call him from Trox and Kiko? So I'm like, to shape the narrative in the media about Romano versus you. It's pretty obvious why you would. Yeah, and it's pretty obvious that it's her too, right? Yeah. And then she's like Trox and Kiko's.

But that's not an answer, Now I'm okay. Yeah. Well, the people in the press love me and it doesn't mean I give them information. And then Cynthia says, listen, I ain't saying that she leaked it, but all I'm saying is that she knows Anthony. Yeah. So, Kyle's like, well, here's what I do. Whenever this happens, you have to see who benefits. Well, you hate it, Vanderpump.

And after that story, she left the show. So you benefited, I guess. Good bye, Kyle. So, um, so Melissa's like, well, as Ramona did what she did with her room, you know, it was written on real time in Instagram. And then it, like, it said that she ran and got the best room. And Kenne goes, well, I heard that she does that all the time. And everyone's, you heard that I do what all the time?

You don't know me. I don't talk to the press. I hate the press. I hate the press so much. So that's kind of weird because I was like, hey, Ramona, weren't you flirting with John a second ago? And now you're all this in your declaring? Although I don't think Ramona leaked it

because why would she leak that she was being an asshole? So I think this thing at all. That was Ramona just wasn't listening. So she thinks that she's accusing her of leaking, but she wasn't. Kenya was saying, I hear that she's always running to get the first room. So why is that shocking that that would be the news, right?

Someone's probably just making it up because it's typical Ramona. So, and it's so funny because they don't watch each other shows because they just don't get each other at all. They're so off-putting each other. And Ramona's like, you don't know me. And she goes, just don't get each other at all. They're so off put with each other. And Runaway's like, you don't know me. And she goes, I'm saying in my point is told me someone you run to the room all the

time. And she goes, well, you're the one who got the best room. Okay. And Kale's like, listen, all not all your friends are on a TV show. What do you do on vacation when the rest of your friends want a room? She goes, they always give me the best room. She's like, why? Just I'm Ramona. Okay. She goes, because you're Ramona. She's very lucky. I'm a blessed girl. Okay. And this is a girl. I basically look like I'm 18. I may have, I may be 65 years old, but I have the bosom of an 18 year old guy. I'm even don't

get my own daughter. And Kim is like Ramona, you came in looking for that best room. She was listening to that bad delivery. Sorry, okay? And she stands and lifts her glass. She's like, sorry for my bad delivery. I'm bad behavior. I'm sorry. And she gives her shrug toast, where she's like,

man, shrugged your... I'm an apologizer. You know what? The apologizer, don't you know? Don't you know of the apologizer? Huh? Huh? And then the WAN, and the confessor, or't you know, don't you know I'm the apologize huh huh huh and then the wann and the confessor and the interview, Luann grabs a microphone and goes ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Ramona the above all a

juzzer. And came just like, but there are people that don't even want to be in the same car as you Ramona and she's like sorry. So do you want to be alone here? And she goes, I don't know. Do you want to be a friend to anyone? Do you want to be a complete asshole? Ramona's like oh I am not an asshole. Well you behaved like one. Well sorry feel that way. It's not how I feel Ramona. I think everyone feels that way. You are being an asshole and I'm saying that you're behaving like an asshole. So if it looks like an asshole, walks like an asshole and I'm saying that you're behaving like an asshole So if it looks like an asshole walks like an asshole talks like an asshole. It's an asshole

You know what's funny because actually I said you should get the best room Is that being an asshole or just being someone who's naturally beautiful and sortacious and just out of the shower Okay, well she happens to poop on the ground a lot too. Don't forget about that one. It'll really make your analogy sing who've bond the ground a lot too. Don't forget about that one. It'll really make your analogy sing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ramona, you disregarded everyone else, says Kenya, and the man goes, that's the real issue.

Actually, the real issue is where the hell is my shrimp? Patrick, for crying out loud, I'll become a Raystar. And since he goes, you know, Ramona, she just does not know how to read a real. She needs somebody to say, friend, you're fucking up. So she pulls Ramona aside to have a private talk. And she's like, now, I've told everyone you're nice, but when we got here, you went into this whole thing

about not getting to know everyone and how you handled that situation on the plane, you call it, can you a bitch? And she goes, oh, you know what? I call all my friends bitch. To say, can I have another class of wine bitch, okay? Let's see. Let's see. Happy my friends bitch. Can I have another class of wine bitch? Okay? See? Happy birthday, bitch.

So, Cynthia's like, okay, yeah, but you don't have that relationship, okay? And this is a group of situations, but you weren't being a team player. So, you know what? In my mind, I don't think I did anything wrong. But now, hearing you, I did something wrong, And I'm taking it in. Okay. Sort of like what I hope to do with John later tonight. Take him in. I mean, you came out of the house, you got the bed. No, black was just trying to be funny. Which of course is hilarious because she kept that room, right? So yeah,

something's like, listen, we're here to get to know each other. So we all have preconceived notions about our personalities. And Ron is like, how can I rectify it? She's like, oh my God, you really are the asshole. Literally. Yeah. OK. And then Teresa's watching from afar and she goes, do you think that Ramona's upset right now?

And the way, and once again, having Ramona's back, is, well, I would be mortified, right? I'm mortified. She just fast-seemty into one pack for her. I mean. So Ramona's like, okay, you know what? I'm gonna say, listen, I have the worst delivery, okay, she's nowhere.

I'll be your wingman. Okay, I didn't know you knew how to fly, but okay, all right, everyone, okay, all met. Listen, I'm tough, okay, I grew up tough, okay? I had to be tough okay all right everyone okay all met listen I'm tough okay I grew up tough okay I had to be tough in my marriage okay sometimes I steamroll okay that's just who I am I'm sorry sorry Raman is really used to learn to use that childhood whenever she's in trouble okay then then all this fun you totally deserve that room so So Ramona's like, let's roleplay. Okay. You can teach me how to be a decent person.

You know, what girls? I just wanted to say, sorry. Well, I just wanted to say that I understand that it's difficult during COVID, but I want a big wedding. Okay. I have to do it with the evening. Guy? So now Ramona, I think that now goes over, just to talk to the women. And she's like, whoa, OK, I was just play rolling with my man wing. OK, I want to talk to you guys, OK? Because I'm being serious, OK, this is serious, all right? So I really started off in the wrong foot when we got into the house and I meet the energy bed okay but we're all together to have a good time. There was no intention to be this person that you're feeling that you're subjected to so

please forgive me and I want to stop fresh okay I did the wrong thing okay I did the wrong thing. And you know what? Cynthia, I will marry you during COVID. That's all I wanted. Thank you. And so like can you just say 10, 10, 2020 just once 10, 10, 20, 10, no, no, 10, 10, 2020, 20, 10, 10, no, 10, 10, 10, 10, 20, 10, 20, 20, no, well, I'm not holding my breath on that one, Lewand. So she's like, yeah, but what about the scarecrow thing?

And boom, and Ramona's like, you know what? Didn't even know you, guy. And Ken is like, yeah, but the same, something like that about someone you don't even know Ramona. And the producer's like, Kenya, come on now. Don't you think that's a little hypocritical coming from you? And she's like, no. I never said that to someone.

I don't know. Just to people I know. And two years earlier, we see like a montage that includes her senior Drusador and saying, oh, Cynthia, where do you always get these strays from, honey? And then it comes back. Kenny goes, okay, yes, I've said things that are terrible to people, but it was always justified after I got to know them.

So, um, so now Ramona, this is what's funny. So, you know, Ramona going up against Kenya, I don't, she, I think Ramona has finally met her match in Kenya, but with Teresa Teresa is very easy for Ramona. So Ramona does exactly what Teresa means Which is that Ramona sits directly with Teresa like practically like on her lap and she's like, you know what? I was like talking about every girl on the trip and I really love smart woman I only surround myself with smart women. I don't know why the man is round but other than her What's so true on, but she's dead now. You know what?

I've got my point. I'm smart. Carol, I mean, what of his name is that? The vagina lady, I don't even know what it is. Kelly Benson, I mean, she was an idiot too. So I wasn't really sure how bright you were. I'm like, what, this is not gonna, I'm like, how is this part of your apologies?

I was talking about everyone, I wasn't sure how bright you were. Okay. And then, Cadia's like leaning in. She's like, she's like, louder, louder, project. She's not about her, it's about me, you, okay? So, look, I'm curious because, yeah, but they all hurt it. And she's like, yeah, but I just want to say it to you, but you said it to Kyle.

And she's like, yeah, but you know what? I'm just going to say it to you, okay? Because on your show, they say, you're my smart. And I hear all these little noises, but then on the plane, I learned that you have so together, and I really learned who Teresa is, okay? She's a lady who stands on a field with her arms spread to scare animals away from eating crore, okay? What? Crore's are very smart birds, okay? They remember people's faces, okay? So to

be the person that can scare a crow, you have to be smart to scare away a smart bird, okay? So actually, I think that being scare a crow, you have to be smart to scare away a smart bird. Okay. So actually, I think that being a scare crow is the smartest sort of scaring thing that could be out there. Honestly, okay, this smart. And we see a clip of earlier when they're on the plane together for the first time, the first plane.

And Teresa is going, I'm an author. I don't got to prove none to nobody. And Ramona is like, you know what? I thought you're really smart and amazing. And without you, we probably wouldn't have enough supplies to make popcorn. Okay. And Ramona's doing that thing.

Teresa hates more than anything touchy-feel-y-ness. She hates when she has to like get touchy-feel-y with the other girls. And Ramona's like sitting right on her lap, right in the face. Giving her Ramona. So she's like all right all right all right all right whatever you know sometimes you gotta accept people for who they are you know I'm a four times New Yorker best best smell in water all right so you know what I gotta have some smarts up there right. Yeah what Let's start fresh.

And we can start fresh with your daughter who does cocaine and get to know each other on a new leveling plane. Okay, a new leveling plane. And she says, we all have preconceived notions about us, okay, because of bullshit. So let's just start fresh, everybody. These are not preconceived notions. These are you calling somebody a bitch

and they're going to take the best room? What? No. So Kenya's like, level plane, not leveling plane. So, you're calling somebody a bitch and then going to take the best room. So Kenya's like level playing, not leveling playing. Did I see it? Well, it's fine. Boy, leveling playing. So then a bunch of musicians, and your more hair care dancers come in.

They're like, Kenya more. It's like a drum line comes in. Kenya more hair care. And then Ramona's butt humping a tree. She's just like rubbing her butt up against the tree. That's not butt-humping. That's wiping. She's like, I've seen how they do it in this shaman commercial. Okay, those bids know what's up. So then Kenya falls over in the sand and Lumi and I was like, bring it on. Let's have some fun. And then the housewives after dark, which is a segment they do at the end of all these episodes housewives after

So I haven't seen episodes two or three yet. So that's good to know. I was wondering if those would be ongoing segment. Yeah So Cynthia's like, oh, I've never been so happy to see my room and Melissa is saying how she needs regular soap not body wash because she doesn't want to put like this all this scented body wash stuff on her for JJ Yeah, and Which seems weird to me, but you know what do I know and then Cynthia? I mean, I don't even know what a join is Yeah, and Cynthia loves the confessional room because I have like a little big brother style Room die-room to think I went to and Cynthia said they're all the time I feel like. So Cynthia goes in there to pat herself on the back for having Ramona apologize. Like it's something we don't see 20,000 times in episode, you know. And Ramona and Kyle are talking in the kitchen and Ramona is like,

oh my god, you know what? I want your stomach. And Kyle's like, oh, look at it. You know what, crazy psycho, that's your body. It's not, it's okay. But it's not right now. You know what? so could you get on a plane at 125 right now? No, you know what, but you know in a couple of days you can poop it all out and become like 124.5, okay.

You know what I do when I don't feel secure about my body weight, I little just shit on the floor, just lose that weight right that moment, okay. So Kyle is like, well I have issues about eating in my body and that's a fact. Oh, so growing up, did your mother tell you to be embarrassed about your body? Did your mother do that to you? Which was kind of like a funny, like let me just get right to the core of it.

And she's like, no, but my sisters were really skinny and like they were blonde and skinny and I was in and I think it stemmed from that and I got bigger boobs in a butt and I do feel like you know I was the chubby one when I was a kid and I started to feel bad for Kyle that like this was sort of plaking her and then she tells the story what I loved is that then she tells her story about her trauma but it also at the same time as kind of like ragging about her accomplishments and she's like yeah like, well, I was in a movie when I was 11 years old, and I went to school and a bunch of kids saw it. And we're like, oh, we saw you in the movie,

and you look fat. And all I could say was, I know. I was like, oh my god. Kyle. That's so terrible. Yeah, she's like, and when I call Jamie Lee Curtis about it, she literally cried on the phone. So there was that.

So Ramona's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry, you feel this way, okay? And Kyle says, yeah, I was hoping that Earth's side of Ramona exists, because she's the one who tells me that I'm thin. You know, and that's a good girlfriend. So I'm happy that that side's in there, because the other side is scary.

Bang, bang, bang. Yeah, so then Ramona's like, yeah, Ramona's like, you know what, just be with us, okay? Cause like, maybe this is something you can work on because like, now you're with women who care about you and like you, and maybe you can work on your body image with us and like show us more of the body that you're comfortable over the next few days.

I'm like, listen, I would not say that this is a safe group. I'm all for Kyle pushing through her body image and getting to a place where she's comfortable with her body, but Ramona saying, whoa, because we're all here and we all support you. I was like, this is the most toxic group of people that you could ever decide to work your body image. Oh my God. But it also has the examples of just the blind self-confidence of some of the women, especially the New Yorker. Like Luan and Ramona are both just like,

let's get naked. No, what? Let's be naked right now. Like they have so much self-confidence no matter what. So maybe it would be good for her, I don't know. So then. The other thing is, I mean, I thought the whole thing is that with body image issues, you're not supposed to be like, you have a great body. Look at you, you look great. You have a great body. I mean, the other thing is I mean, I thought the whole thing is like with body image issues You're not supposed to be like you have a great body. Look at you look great. You have a great

But I thought you're actually not really supposed to speak like that because it's like It's not supposed to be about the emphasis on the body whatever So it just was funny to me about like how Ramona was like, you know, trying to support her, but probably also contributing to you know Further body image issues in her own way Oh Lord, so I just I don't know you know, further body image issues in her own way. Oh, Lord. So I just, I don't know what time. So at a Kyle saw my car. So then five days later, we see people sitting around the table and we're gonna say, I like they join a game. And Trump's like, well, you know, I have to say, ladies,

I'm knowing I was going to be hanging out with you. I thought there would be a lot more drama than their houseband. And you're like, you should have seen what happened on the yacht. Do we really have to talk about this right now? Do we really have to talk about this? And Ken is like, well, we talked about how Ramona tried to blackmail Luan. I would never blackmail anyone. So why you make him lies, Kenya? I don't blackmail blackmail by the ocean. Okay, I don't blackmail by the ocean. So funny. So that was so funny. They gave like Ramona her first truly human moment in like two years at the end of the episode. And then they're like, okay, this is a nice moment for Ramona,

but just a reminder, she's a monster. She tried to blackmail the way I am. I tried to blackmail the way I am, it's so funny. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. I feel like we're seeing the best of Ramona being a monster, as opposed to the dark side of her being a monster.

We're seeing like the best of like Kenya being Kenya. We're seeing like, I feel like we're seeing the best of all of them in a weird way. Yeah, I agree. Really fun episode. Love it next week for holiday week. We will have the next two episodes up. So come check those out. If you like this video,

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