Watch What Crappens - Crappy Hour Live: Kandi Leaves RHOA, LuAnn Finds a Boy Toy, and a Housewife Slays On the Traitors

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

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Thank you for accepting me. I accept you the way you are, Ben. Thank you, that means a lot to me. Okay, here it is. Joining, sorry, my, my, I'm getting real loud voice from you. Oh my God. Sorry, here.

How's it going? It's going really, really well. How's it going with you? Good, I'm just so excited to be here, man. It's a crappy hour. I am really excited. I'm just... So I'm in Maryland right now, and I'm at my boyfriend's parents' place. So I'm in their basement, so apologies if I break up a little bit here with the Wi-Fi. And, you know, if this looks a little jankier, I'm not in my normal setup.

So apologies to everyone, but we'll try to make it work. Yeah, hey, you know, what are you gonna do? We're still here, all right? We're still here. Do it rain or shine. Rain or shine. No matter where we are. Rain or shine.

Okay, how about we get started? I would love that. I would love that for us. So you can hear me on the other recording, right? I can hear you both ways, in all the ways that matter. You can hear my heart. Okay, I'm pressing go live right now, okay? Okay, do it.

Okay, we're gonna do an intro, guys. It's gonna be amazing. Well, hello and welcome to Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Hi, welcome to your show. This is Crappy Hour.

This is our weekly, well, bi-weekly. You guys, it's not really gonna commit. It's just gonna be bi right now. It's a bi-weekly. And it still gets to come to the parade. But for all intents and purposes, it's more acceptable to some parents. I'm just gonna put it that way.

It's a bi-weekly show that we do here at Watch What Crappens. I was just thinking, oh my God, all the bi-people are so mad at me right now. It started tripping me up. Sorry, bi-people. But anyway, here we are to talk some stuff. Now, it's a very sad start because Candy has quit real housewives of Atlanta.

That's the big news today in the Bravo verse. What do you think, Ben? How are you feeling over there? I feel fine about it, because you know what I like? I don't like the idea of Candy getting fired because I love Candy, but I like the idea of Candy quitting, if that makes sense.

Even though she probably did get fired. But I love candy. I've always, always loved candy, but things need to change in Atlanta on the show, at least. And it's just I am worried that the candy candy's storylines have sort of come to an end. I think she's one of the all time greatest housewives. And but they need to have a big shakeup.

And I think that also getting rid of candy shows that Bravo is willing to make big moves and that people, if they want to secure their job, Kenya, you've got to show up, okay? We're not doing you a favor, Kenya, okay? Actually, no, you're not doing us a favor. Well, I think Dorinda has started this whole trend of people just being like, it's never over. You know, it's one of those

like relationship things, you know, you've been in one of those, I'm sure, where someone's like, oh, let's just take a break. And then you just never know, because you're still doing stuff wrong all the time, even though you're on a break. I mean, it's the classic friends, right? Like, did I cheat or was I on a break? Right. You're the one who wanted to take a break. But Dorenda started this thing where no one's just fired and no one just

quits. It's just, I'm on a break. I don't need, I don't need you to be on a break. Go either go or stay. Don't be here half asked. Okay. You don't get to just keep a fucking hanger on the coat rack either stay or get out.

That's what I say. Right. So Candy said at some point, I'm trying to look up the exact quote, but she said something to the effect. I'm looking through the article, but something to the effect of, well, you know, uh, Bravo, let us sit around a little bit too long. So I started filming other projects and I just got too busy. So I wasn't able to do it. It's kind of like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, it's almost like she said, I feel like reading

between the lines, she's saying, like, you, like, you tried to play chicken with me. So I'm playing, so I decided to leave you, you know, when. Oh, I took, I mean, I don't have that quote up either because we're professional like that. But I took it as her saying they kept me around for two, like they kept me around for two. That's what I thought at first. I know I haven't done anything for a couple of seasons. So, I mean, I don't really blame them. I haven't done shit, but you know,

I did come collect my check, so, you know. So, that's what I thought at first. I thought she was saying like, I get it, but so that's what I thought. I get it, but that's that's what I thought at first because the okay, the exact quote is it's been 14 seasons and they allowed us to sit around for a little too long. But during that time, I had started working on a lot of other things and I got some nice big projects coming soon. So I'm super excited about those. Oh, you know, I think your interpretation is right. I'm going to take it back. I think your interpretation is correct. She's like, we were probably on it a little too long,

but while I was on it, I got to do some cool stuff and I'm just gonna keep doing that cool stuff. So I think you're right. I should not have expected Candy to be petty like that. You know? Yeah, I mean, Candy will do 10 jobs at one time. Like she literally just not care. She's never gonna say, I'm too busy to do that.

She will like wait a table in a movie while she's writing a song for Kelly Clarkson. Like she does not care. She'll do it. I think that also, Candy saw the writing on the wall which is that right now, the internet and America is loving Phaedra Parks. And she knew there was probably gonna be like a wave of people that say, bring Phaedra Parks. And she knew there was probably gonna be like a wave

of people that say, bring Phaedra back. I mean, there already was, but it would probably just be stronger and stronger. Even though Phaedra is on Merritton Medicine, I think Handy was like, you know what? I think I need to step down because let's, I feel like this is Phaedra's moment. And Candy is like, I'm gonna bow out of this.

I don't wanna, I know people are gonna start asking me about Phaedra and just be like, I don't wanna deal. I don't wanna deal. Now, do you think this was in the works for a long time? Because it is kind of fishy, don't you think, that Phaedra is suddenly, they're like having a Phaedra sauce where they're just putting Phaedra on everything. It's like Phaedra on Dubai, then Phaedra's on Mary De

Medicine, then Phaedra's on this trader season and killing it. Like they really just decided, let's just bring Phaedra, like let's have a parade around Phaedra now. Like we've kept Phaedra away long enough, fuck it, we're bringing back all of the canceled people from the dead, let's give Jax his own show. I mean, Ramona's probably gonna show up

as the new Padma on fucking top chef before we know it. Whoa, like Bravo doesn't care. Do you think they've been setting this up for a long time? I think they have been trying to find the right slot for Phaedra. I think they thought marriage to medicine would be it. I think, you know, there is obviously a very, Phaedra has a big fan base.

Like it's, this has did not happen overnight. It's been over the past two or three years especially that people have been calling for Fadre to come back. Let's not forget, Atlanta's been in decline. Atlanta's not like Potomac. Atlanta has been in steady decline for at least five years, if you ask me. And so as it's been declining,

people have been saying, Kandi doesn't do anything, she just promotes her businesses, we should get Fadre back, yada, yada, yada. And I think that like Bravo has obviously been trying to find places where Phaedra works. And I think that she was really well received on Girls Trip and then there's Marriage Medicine

and they're like, let's throw her on Traders because that's like the perfect thing for Phaedra and this is the one that really hit. Yeah. Well, someone in the comments said, Fadra eight on traders. I really just, besides that being true, I really like how all of these new things

seem to come out like in the past few months. Mother is one, like where you call people mother and saying that somebody ate. Now look, I know that I'm like an old white guy. So I'm probably just hearing this. I feel like by the time I hear it, it's because like some mom on TikTok said it, so I know that it's already probably really old. But for me, it's all new terminology. And she ate, I think I just have so much like Weight Watchers trauma from being a kid that I don't like that

one because it sounds, it sounds accusatory. You know what I mean? Whenever someone's like, she ate on Traders. I'm like, oh my God, what happened? You know? We need to call Janelle, the fucking Weight Watchers counselor, to talk to her about it, with the giant nails, and see what happened. Like, why did you eat?

So Janelle would do, she would say, it's not that you ate. Why did you eat? It's not what you ate, it's why. Not what? Why? OK? You know, what doesn't have calories? You know what does?

Why? Why has calories? Why did you ate? Why? My brain is so in a trader's space these days that when he said Janelle, the famous Weight Watchers counselor, I was like, I didn't know Janelle did that

from Big Brother. And by the way, I think before we go any further, it's pretty obvious by now, but there will most likely be trader spoilers going forward on this live. So be warned, cause we're actually being courteous and warning you, but yeah, there'll be some,

but I thought like, I was just imagining, cause you know, Janelle, she showed up as a, as a realtor on house hunters that we watched, right? So I was like, hey, she's doing house hunters. She's doing, you know, weight watchers. Is there anything that Janelle can't do other than win big brother? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Janelle's really killing it out there. Janelle's killing it. It's like, oh my God, my car just broke down. Don't worry, Janelle showed up with a tow truck. She really is great. Okay, so just another question from the Ozyants. Ben, what is the tiny window behind you? I feel like that's a very good question.

Are you in a basement? Well, I'm in a basement. This is this is Dom's. Oh, it's not your parents house. So I'm in a basement and I'm probably not giving it the most flattering view, but it's actually a really lovely room. And I my. So the thing is this, my phone

is on this terrible stand that keeps sagging towards the phone. So I'm on an angle and it's showing this adorable little basement window. But it's just a cute basement window, you know? That is pretty cute. No one's on this YouTube stream. I think I forgot to make a public. Sorry.

I made it on the said, sorry. Okay. I mean, I care because it was shitty. We do care. I mean, what do you do? You care? So I have a crime, my milk. So speaking, uh, by the way, something very funny happened. I really ate that one, huh? Guys. Really ate that one. Actually, I'm going to say this because we're talking about traders. Here's a really stupid story, but it amused me enough that I put it on our our sheet here Dan Geesling has a Vanderpump rules connection in this game You can't just come in not knowing anyone on Bravo

So as it turns out in this game the person that I know is someone that I grew up with in Dearborn, Michigan. Does anyone wanna take a guess on who it was that I grew up with in this game that's not on the Traders? But it's on Vanderbump Rules. Michigan, that would be Tom, right? Or Kristen? Is it Kristen? Yes, Dan Giesling grew Oh, with Kristen Dodie.

Kaka! Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I just want to see those conversations. Ha ha ha. Oh my God, you really hate, you really hate on that. Dan Giesling is mother, Mariposa. Ha ha ha.

Mother. Dan Giesling is icon mother. Kaka! He's like, Kristen, today, unfortunately, it's my funeral. Oh my God, cuckoo. What a terrible time to happen. Kristen's like the first one they're taking selfies in front of the gasket.

I loved him so much. I can't believe this happened to him. This is what Kristen would be like on the Traders. Okay, I'm sorry, but the way you ate that crouton at breakfast, that was trader behavior and you're a trader. I know it. We all know it and you could say whatever you want to say, but you can't fool me. And then they vote the person out. Guys, I could have sworn it was a trader. Like she is that one who gets wrong every single time and then it's super adamant the rest of the season that she would just keep, she would just keep

voting for people who aren't even there. She'd be like, I vote for the slut in Miami who got impregnated with Tom Sandeval's baby. She just can't let go. I vote Lisa Vanderpump, fucking traitor. What did I do to get fired from that place? So I told somebody to eat a dick, big deal.

What if they just put the entire cast of Vanderpump Rules on traders? Like just a Vanderpump Rules edition, I would 100% watch that. They've been doing it for 10 years. They're literally exhausted. I love that Vanderpump Rules started with Lala just being like, guess what?

I'm coming, Raquel. I'm coming. Okay, okay. So they'd be perfect on this show. They're used to just jumping into a new season and fucking each other over immediately, you know, I know. God, this season is so good. I am. I like literally cannot wait until the next episode.

It is like it's all I think about. The traders. The traders. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was gonna say Vanderpump rules. Wow, you're really fine so far. But traders is really where it's at.

It is so good. And if no one's, if you're not watching it, you should watch it because it's like the one of the best things of all time. I'm fucking Vanderpump rules. And then she went down to the river and died. I'm excited for next for the for this this week's episode. I'm seeing and I'm intrigued to see what will happen. Oh, I have some Vanderpump rules news. That's really cool, actually.

Well, cool to me. Maybe it's not cool for someone else. I don't know if you heard this, Ronnie, but the musical Chicago had its best non holiday performance week in the show's history. So after like, wow, nearly 30 years because of Ariana, they had their best sales that were not like around Christmas or Thanksgiving of all time. Is that wild? That's wild.

That's crazy. I thought Chicago, I mean, I just always think Chicago smells like. I just think that Chicago has always sold that. Is that weird? But I guess it's not, you know? Good for her. I love that.

I love that for her. Have you seen any clips or anything of it? I saw the curtain call, which was really fun. Like she got a huge ovation for the curtain call. And I saw mobs of people waiting outside the stage door wanting to get her autograph. It's so cool. It's really major.

And she's smart. She's getting it in right now before the audience fully turns on her this season because we keep on anticipating that that's what's going to happen, right? Yeah. Well, I saw a, wait, what'd you say? I was reading a comment. No, that the audience is going to happen.

The audience is going to turn on, on Ariana. So she might as well get her Chicago. They're going to turn. Yeah. I mean, I saw a, uh, I saw a tweet this week where it was showing a clip of her from the show where she's at Tom Tom and it's that one where they're playing the sad Irish dirge about the dead Irish prostitute and she's like dancing and then Logan, La La's Logan, I mean dude that guy's such an ass-kisser

he lot this is La La's Logan he's standing there with his iPhone with the the flash on so she has lights like oh god really are we still doing that for Bravo people gays can we just back off and stop serving the fucking Bravo cast just because you're a gay does not mean you you're in fucking flash holding mode. Okay, gays, let's have some more self respect on Bravo. Okay, that's my reality reckoning. But anyway, he was holding the phone like putting light and then they did the slow mo while she's dancing and then saw those like ladies with dry hair from the Midwest like cheering in slow motion as she dances and there's like a big crowd around her and then it flashes with Tom Sandoval's face or whatever and the tweet was like oh Jesus Christ why'd she even go to Tom Tom fucking thirsty and just going off and I mean look

it's it's a big place the internet was just tweet, but that's just what kind of showed up when I opened my phone and I was like, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Yeah, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Yeah, last season was, we're gonna rally around her and we want her to have success. Everything's gonna be great. And this is gonna be the season of, oh well,

I think it's gone to her head. This is the season where they say, you know what, poor Tom Sandoval, you know, look at him. He's crying up there in his shirtless performance hitting those bongos. Those bongos. I'll tell you what's hitting those bongos, not his hands. It's his tears. I feel bad for him now. Has he has been separate enough? He's vulnerable, you guys. He is being a ball. They're a ball. Well, yeah, I have a feeling that's coming as well. But I saw

an interview clip with her. And someone was saying, Yeah, I have a feeling that's coming as well. But I saw an interview clip with her and someone was saying, yeah, I mean, do you think that it's really making Tom mad that he was always the singer and that you're the one on Broadway? And she said, oh no, it was always me. Which I think that's a very important quote because as we know from karaoke halls all over Los Angeles, she is a

singer. You know, we have a beautiful friend and we've been to karaoke with those guys a few times and she can sing. She can sing. Tom sings pretty much how he sings. It's like he ever started to whack her. Yeah. But she can sing and she always did take kind of a back seat to him. And it's nice to see her being like, oh no. It was all I was always a singer.

I'm just not fucking blowing a dick horn in your face. Yeah. Dick flute. And now she has her own she has her own book. Not so I have to share it with Tom the way he like invaded her project. You read it. You were on Chelsea Devontes's podcast recently. Yes, I just did that. That comes out, I think tomorrow, I think.

Oh, great. It comes out this week. We love her. This week sometimes, but Chelsea Devontes has a great podcast and she changed the name of it. I have to look up what is it. Yeah, we'll look it up. But we had so much fun. We read the whole book, which I can't, I mean, it's a drink book, so it's not like it took that long to

read it. But I still felt like I deserved to paycheck for reading a book for a podcast. And we asked people to do a lot to come on our show. We're like, take 20 pages of notes, and then do some voices with us for three hours. You know, so I can't really complain. But yeah, I read a book to do a podcast and it was good. And we dragged, we dragged the shit out of that book. It was very, it's very, you're lucky. You're lucky because you get a cocktail book.

I know when I go on her show, it's going to be like, guess what? Big news. They've resurrected dust, they've resurrected Dustayevsky and he's going to be in the next season of the Real Housewives. Can you read the Brothers Karamazov? And I'm like, sure. But sometimes we think, you know, just amongst ourselves, like when we're just talking alone, we're like, oh my God, you know, we can do other things than just talk about freaking

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So anyway actually though, so speaking of podcasting, et cetera, et cetera. Ronnie, we are on a head first collision for awkwardness in two different ways, potentially. So we are very lucky. We're very, very lucky. We were nominated for Best Pop Culture Podcast and the I Heart podcast awards today, which was so cool. And they are going to be doing like a live, like a live show and we're going to try to go to it. And the thing is that another person

who's nominated in our category, we are up against Bethany Frankel's podcast. So the question is whether or not Bethany's actually gonna go to Austin. I feel like she won't, but she might, which would be so awkward if we were like up. Like she's gonna be like, we're the only people going to Austin.

We're the only ones thirsty enough to go get a hotel room in South by South by itself. Yes. If someone gave me the, if someone said, well, the employee of the month at Starbucks branch, Starbucks branch 361 in San Clemente, California is up for grabs. I'll be like, I'll be there. But also, we will definitely.

I don't think we'll even do a call in where she won't even be like, hey, hey, that's me, that's me, Franco. Let me, let me just tell you, when I started podcasting, I never thought that I was gonna get to this point where I'm getting an award for something that I invented. Like, what are you gonna do? Give Alexander Graham Bell like an award for like being a good phone talker.

He invented the fucking phone, all right? He fucking cheated of brands. So I just like to say, I heart radio, you're a cheater brand, all right? I started podcasting. Yeah, that's gonna be, she'll probably be like, so you guys think you're funny or something? Okay, you're posting videos,

making Andy Cohen leave an emoji, ha, ha, ha. You think that's funny? You think it's funny to make fun of, you think it's funny to make fun of racism, ha, ha, ha. What you think is funny to make fun of the reality reckoning, ha, ha, ha. Like, oh god. But then also, this probably would be less awkward,

but sort of funny, Lala was nominated in a category. She was nominated for TV, I believe, a TV podcast for Give Them La Lask. So that would also be funny because we've been very up and down about like, you know, sometimes we love Lala, sometimes we can't stand Lala, but I feel like she would probably also, actually she probably would come up to us and say, you guys are two bitches.

And be like, yes we are, thank you. And then we'd probably have fun the rest of the night with her. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I feel like Lala wouldn't really know the diff. I feel like she's maybe listened to like one minute of it and been like, fuck that's annoying as hell and just like turned it off. You know, yeah, which I wouldn't blame her at all.

That's probably how I would. That's how I react when whenever I have to edit a part of the episodes. I just text Ben her at all. That's probably how I would react. That's how I react whenever I have to edit a part of the episodes. I just text Ben, fuck you, shut the fuck up and send one back to me please, because we both need to hear it. So that's good times, congrats to everybody. They're south by south west sounds terrifying.

And you know what, last time we were there, we said, why? We said, why? We don't need to do this again. And here we go, here we go. Back into the belly of the beast. And also last time we were there, we said, why? We said, why? We don't need to do this again. And here we go, here we go. Back into the belly of the beast. And also last time we were there, we were confronted on stage by Jack Taylor and a surprise appearance.

So I guess that's where we- That was the first time that one of my nightmares came true because I had even said that during one of the, I mean, we weren't doing these specific things, but we were doing something like this, like an open forum, when someone said, what's one of your nightmares? I said, one of my nightmares is we're doing a live show

and Jack comes in and punches me in the face. I don't know that. It came close. It's not a waking nightmare. Like I wouldn't give a shit in real life. But I dreamt about it one time and he did. Seeing him come down the center of that, like we just heard a woo and then we see that meatball

poking down the aisle. And I thought, oh shit, I'm gonna get it. I was like, here it comes. And he's like, we guys talking about it. And we had just really just made fun of him so hardcore. And he came in, he was actually nice enough. He was sort of ridiculous. The thing that really pissed him off, I remember,

as he took everything, he's like, ah, you know, we get done joking about whatever. And he's like, ah, you know, it's TV. And I was like, hey, when is your, your cheese gonna be ready? And he's like, ah, you know, we get done joking about whatever. And he's like, ah, you know, it's TV. And I was like, hey, when is your beer cheese gonna be ready? And he's like, you know what? Why does everyone always come on down on me for the beer cheese?

Come on, guys. It's like, we're taking the beer cheese. Just trying to fucking do a cheese, man. Like that was the thing that like broke him. So looking forward to that, but with Bethany Frankel instead. It'll be hilarious. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're funny, you're funny, you're funny. What are you doing me?

You doing me? What are you doing me right now? Oh, really? Yeah, I'll have it a podcast reckoning, huh? Watch us become friends with Bethany. She just threw a couple of cash cards at our head and called us today. Call it a day.

That'll be great. So let's see, what are some other of these fun, fun headlines? By the way, you're doing great. Thank you for doing, what are some other of these fun headlines? By the way, you're doing great. Thank you for doing so many of these stories. Cause I looked and I was like, wow, nothing happened on Bravo, but guess what? Not gonna stop us.

I'll still sit here and talk for five hours about nothing. I was like, are you kidding me? Everything happened. Okay, here's something that's ridiculous, but I love that this surfaced on Dumois of all places. This was from like last week, Dumois, but like no one paid attention to it, but I'm gonna put surfaced on Dumois of all places. This was from like last week. Dumois, but like no one paid attention to it, but I'm gonna put a spotlight on it.

Dumois had a report that Real Housewives of Dallas is resuming filming. Can you even believe this? This is wild. Does Dallas coming back? No, although I just saw a Instagram and it was the girls all hanging out somewhere. And so maybe that's where that came from.

They were at some kind of event and they were even Leanne was in it. It was Leanne, Stephanie, Carrie. It wasn't Brandy, play nos far. And I'm trying to think who else. And they were dancing. And then I saw a thing on my Facebook, by the way, do you love that I'm saying this like it's news?

Literally not news. I saw a thing on Instagram. And then I looked on my Facebook and Leanne has just had like 10 surgeries at once. I mean, Jesus Christ, lady, to calm down over there. And then she puts it on the Facebook, I'm guessing, cause you get surgeries for free or whatever, or you get discounts from posting, you know? That's why everybody puts their goddamn liosuction on there. Oh, God, which by the way, call me. I'll do it

But she was on there and her face. I sent you the picture. It's horrifying poor thing. I mean it's Just because she's just out of surgery. I mean everything's healthy basically and She's like, oh, okay. Well, I have odd taken out and then I have my nose moved over here and then I have my cheek wound, my elbows and my cheek and then I had my toes put in as my teeth and I'm gonna be chewing with my little toes. I can do this little thing, it goes to market with my breakfast.

I was like, why are you doing all, why? Why? People don't realize I had flesh eating back to room, my boobs, that's why my boobs look like my feet now. What are you doing? It was like, was she trying to do the Caroline Standbury thing? Like this is my transformation.

I'm not sure. I mean, I don't know. Like, it was alarming, began. Someone just said the Lymphinity surgery. That shit's funny. By the way, I have to say, Shauna wrote in on our questions tab and she says, my sister and I are at Madonna in Pittsburgh with our gunkles.

I cannot believe Madonna, Madge is on stage and you were participating in crappy art right now. That is extremely impressive. And I applaud it. Yeah. No kidding. Yeah. That's dedication.

Okay. So something I've really loved. This is not the newest news, but listen, we only do this bi that's dedication. Okay, so something I've really loved, this is not the newest news, but listen, we only do this bi-weekly, okay? The Joey Marbles love triangle. Have you heard about this? Well, I know that he's going steady with Daniela from Winterhouse,

but who decided to join this with Sassely's triangle of despair? Okay, well he. It's a skilly triangle, even worse. Sorry. Okay, first she put out some Instagram post. I thought I put it in here, but it's not in here. It's here, it says everybody's business,

but my podcast says y'all, Danielle and Joe Bradley from Southern Hospital He posted on their IG stories yesterday blah blah blah. Oh good. Okay. Where is it? Well, then you read it. Okay? So y'all this is according to everybody's business, but my own y'all Danielle had Joe Bradley from hashtag Southern Hospitality Posted on her IG stories yesterday only to find out he'd done an interview saying he's putting the brakes on their relationship. Help! So that's an awkward thing to find out. Whoops, Danielle. Whoops. Yeah, so basically he went on an interview and he was like, yeah she really loves me but you know like I'm not really sure about her so like I just I just she deserves to like be loved so I'm just

like pumping the brakes on that a little bit. I was like, dude, she just posted you on her stories. And then the triangular part comes in because he was on Watch What Happens Live, I guess with Luan. Oh yeah. This is real life that we live in. Yeah, there was something going on with Luan.

And they were all over each other. That Luan is just ready to count. She is ready. She is ready. She is, she is, she's gonna, she's gonna draw some blood soon. She is, she is ready to go for it. She is a horny lady and God bless.

And Joey Marbles is the perfect candidate for her. Kind of like an empty vessel with round cheekbones and nice smiles, some sort of pecs. That's perfect for her. Does it, I mean working stem cells. I mean listen that's probably all she's that's all I see when I look at that cast. They all look like 10 years old, you know? I'm like, oh stem cells, give me some. Okay so I opened People Magazine and it's Arianna! Ari-Arianna! Someone said, please stop pronouncing her name wrong. It's Ariana, I'm sorry, it's been 10 years.

It's like, old dog, okay? Don't give me your new trick. It's Ariana or is it Ariana? It's Ariana. Ariana. Yeah, well I'm sorry I say Ariana. I guess that must be an error, Yana, of my ways.

Let's see here. Thank you, Ronnie. Thank you for co-signing that, even though I feel like you didn't want to. I did. I'm just doing 20 things at one time, you know, because this is going on. I'm reading comments and then I'm looking at the ad of the guy who owns the Cricket Mobile now with Blake Lively.

I'm looking at the question tab. Looks like our question tab overlaps with also our, something else. So I'm looking at the question tab. Looks like our question tab overlaps with also our something else. So I'm looking at it says a lot of things say questions from Scandiball. It looks like this feeds questions from our stories into here, which is hilarious because it totally messes up the function.

But I can't read any of your questions. Oh, here we go. Here's one. Do you go to the Abbey often? I saw a phraser. This is from Kylie. I saw a phraser from Below I saw Fraser from below deck last time I was there looking forward to the season

Oh Yeah, yeah, so aren't you gonna? Oh, I don't go to the Abbey often. It's a question. I was I was pretending I was I was pretty I was Kylie You're right. I go to the Abbey Kylie after you did. I don't live there. You're right. I do go to the Abbey, I go to the Abbey for my birthday still every year, because guess what, it's like Chuck E. Cheese

for old gay people. We can go at happy hour, we get free shit, and I'm not free shit, but you know, cheaper stuff. You can sit out on the patio, your friends who still smoke, which I still have those, they're just holding onto that shit. They can smoke, and the rest of us can get drunk and get outside and go home by eight.

It's like the most amazing thing as an aging queen. I love the Abbey, I go there every year. I thank God for them, okay? One should be the same ones. I haven't been in forever, I haven't been in forever, but I really should go more to see these Bravo Leopardies. The Bravo Leopardy gay is always filtered through there, so I really should.

It's just, you know, you have to go to the first time. One time I saw a water's face from, oh, fresh and easy. What's that guy's name? Martin Lawrence Ballard. Martin Lawrence Ballard. Martin Lawrence Ballard. I would love to. I saw him there.

They should reboot that show. That show was so good, million dollar decorators. Do we feel like million dollar decorators would do better now in 2024 than it did whenever it was on? I feel like since 2009 or 10, whenever it was on, I feel like people pay more attention to design in the same way they pay more attention to food.

And I feel like, I feel like they should bring it back. I bet they were a pain in the ass. All those designers, those are all very famous diva designers. And I have a feeling they were just a pain in the ass to work with. Don't you think? I wish they would come back. Those were some dramatic people. They were great.

But Martin Lawrence, what, Blard, Kathy Ireland, not the famous Kathy Ireland. And... How dare you? Well, you know, I had, you know... The other one, the one that Karen was based off of and Will and Grace, the lady that... Oh, what was her name?

She was great. She was great. She's like, I love bats. That's what I do. I take bats. I'm a stylist who loves bats. That's what was her thing. She said it all the time.

The mushrooms, here comes one right now. Okay, now let me get back to this because the point was I went to People Magazine and Ariana's there when we pronounce it wrong were horrible people. I'm sorry. Yes. because the point was, I went to People Magazine and Ariana's there, and we pronounced it wrong, we're horrible people. I'm sorry, yes. And the point was, I was looking up something somebody just told me, Tom Sandoval is hanging out with a new woman who has a past with Leonardo DiCaprio.

First headliner right of this was, Tom Sandoval is hanging out with a woman who dated Leonardo DiCaprio when she was much younger. Congratulations. Wow, she aged out of the DiCaprio dating, and so you got her. Congrats. You just got Leonardo's aged out beef jerky. Probably she must be ready to just go sit in the chair somewhere, this poor thing. Is it an exclusive group to be a girl who slept with Leonardo DiCaprio?

Is that like- Well, not anymore. It's exclusive in the way that it's young. I mean, it's like you can only get in there until you're a certain age, you know? And then once you're done, you're put out to pasture. I know an old age you after that, you're finished. And you know, congrats, you've ended up with Tom Sandoval. Yeah, by the way, I'm sorry lady, like former Leo lady.

Like, wasn't there a middle ground before Tom Sandoval? Couldn't you go from like Leonardo DiCaprio to like, I don't know, like who's like a prestigious act actor who's like maybe past his prime a little bit, maybe like Arliss or or I just feel like this to quote Wendy from Potomac. There were a few steps that were missed. And I think going from Leo to Tom Sandoval. Like I feel like I'm stating the guy who plays bowl

from my court. He just died. He did. He did. No, sorry, my bad. Sorry, bowl. Love ya. I love that I'm horrified on Bull's behalf.

I'm like, Ronnie, how dare you? How dare you? Well, I feel like everybody I bring up who I think has died has not died. And then I bring up somebody I think is doing great and they're dead. You know, I'm just not gonna bring up anybody anymore for fuck's sake.

Okay, so this lady's name is Victoria Lee Robinson. She's beautiful. She's a model. Of course, I mean, of course she is. She looks like Joanna Krupa with dark hair. I'd better say she must be a commercial model if she's gone to Tom's hand of all. Yeah. Let's be honest. Let me just tell you this.

Do not shave your entire face for exfoliation because look at Tom. I used to do that too. And now I've stopped because it didn't work. It obviously doesn't work. That's what I've learned from pop culture this week. Okay, oh so we got Gossip from Old Queen in a Bar. Oh, go on. Which is really nice because guess what? I'm not in as many bars these days

because I'm a good person. Just kidding, I don't live close to any and it's really hard to get Uber's to where I live. And drinking alone, people look frown upon. So anyway, I'm drinking less and so I'm in less bars, but that does not mean I turned my tech soft. So I've been texting with one of our old queens in a bar, one of our best, one of our Beverly Hills connected

housewives connected people. Tell me everything. Who's told me that the reunion, okay, so we know that Sutton was taken to the hospital, right, at the reunion. Okay. You heard that? Sutton left the reunion, she was rushed to the emergency room, guys, it's very big, because she didn't eat, basically. But what happened, which is kind of funny, because it brings Kyle's whole initial thing, anti-Sutin, full circle and makes Kyle right,

which makes me really mad at Settin, because come on, Settin, one thing you can't do is give Kyle credence on this show. You cannot give her arguments credence, but you did. So fuck off. So, but guess what happened right before she got sick? What? Kathy Hilton came in and Kathy is mad at Sutton

and Sutton freaked out when she saw Kathy and then fainted so she had to come. So she had to come to the hospital and didn't have to deal with Kathy. Why is Kathy mad at Sutton? Sutton went to her Christmas party. Obviously she's mad at Sutton. You know what, it's probably,

Kyle was like, okay, Kathy, we can be square if you just get mad at Sutton for me She's like, alright Kyle for you I will do this if it means us three sisters can be reunited and she's like fuck it. I'll go after a son I don't care okay. I'm like, oh great. We're gonna finally be reunited. This is just when mom wanted all those years ago Finally be reunited. This is just what mom wanted all those years ago All right, you want me to go after someone else, okay, I'm gonna go after some Debbie Gibson fuck you already I'll call you Deborah when I'm good ready bitch Wow, I'm Kathy ised. Oh, wow. Kathy is in a new commercial for Smirnoff.

Yeah. Oh, for Smirnoff, damn it. Did you see that where she was dancing around? No, I was hoping it would be for one of those places that you send your kid to when they're bad. Camp anti-cuffups, camp crumb. I shouldn't talk about that. That was not a good, that was not a good chapter in Paris's life.

What was the name of that? But what was it was like camp? I forget. I forgot. There was a reality show about it on ABC about like sending your kids to camp misery or something. Oh, I used to see it. I went to one of those.

Well, I didn't go to one, they didn't torture me at mine. I, my parents sent me to, they tricked me and they put me in the behavioral health center and told me we were going to family therapy and we weren't. And then they left and went to Vegas. And then I made friends with all the nurses and stuff. And my roommate in there was a gang member who I think killed somebody on accident.

And so he was stressed. And that's when I learned about these little devices that you put behind your ears that like buzz, they like massage behind your ears and it controlled his rage. And let me just say that was in the nineties, late eighties, early nineties, but he didn't have any rage. He was a very lovely person. So if anybody's feeling rage, ask about the little massage things that go behind your ear.

So anyway, mine was actually really fun. I had a really good time at the behavioral hall center. And then I moved out of my house and started living with my drama teacher, Mrs. Garrett. Thanks for joining us, everybody. This has been fun. Okay, what else? Oh, hey, there's some breaking Kimzolciac news, by the way,

right here on TMZ, if that's of any interest. Do you wanna hear some TMZ? Was it? Yes, hell yeah, what is it? Kroy's leaking to the press. Put our case behind the curtain. So Kim Zolciak is apparently sick of reading about herself from the press.

Okay, well this is already a lie. She said after she called the press to come listen to her. Okay, something she believes Kroy Bierman may be behind and now she wants a judge to step in and rectify I know she was like you better rectify this So the reality TV star filed new court docs obtained by TMZ in which she's asking the court to issue a protective order in their ongoing divorce case So she can redact sensitive info like certain names of financial records and receipts and coupons for Cheetos

Okay, so she's basically like she doesn't want like certain names of financial records and receipts and coupons for Cheetos. Okay? So, she's basically like, she doesn't want Kroy to be leaking things to the press. That's for her to do, not for Kroy. Oh gosh, she's, you know what, Kim? I have to say, you can keep trying. I still am gonna keep not caring. I cannot care about you. You're a disaster.

This woman's like, she's like spent millions of dollars on nickel machines and shit. Like the ladies fucking crazy. You had the opportunity to like be set forever. You got everything you ever wanted. You got your dream. You fucking knit wit. I can't believe you fumbled the bag like that.

Shame on you. Shame. Shocking goose. You know who else is calling? Sorry, what'd you say? You're a little quiet. No, I'm sorry. You know what, I keep on forgetting

that like when I talk in the microphone, you can't actually hear it on, like if I'm quiet in the microphone, everyone in the microphone can hear it, but not necessarily Instagram live. But the point of the story is this, it was a stupid joke, so who cares? So let's move on.

I love, I love stupid jokes. But Kim is trying to get us to care, we don't it was bad. But Kim is trying to get us to care. We don't care. You know who else is trying to get us to care? And we don't care. Poor Kyle. Kyle, I've never seen somebody try harder to make everyone care about lesbianism.

It's just not working. It's just not working, Kyle. So this happened. Kyle went to Paris with Morgan. They went to a ring shop. They went to like Tiffany's. Everyone's like, Oh my God, is she getting a ring? And of course Kyle is calling people to come see her wherever she is trying to get people to give a shit. And we just don't. And where was this other thing? So was her buns Morgan Wade was performing in Oh, geez, I pressed back and now I don't even know where I am anymore. God damn internet.

Anyway, she's performing somewhere random and Kyle's sitting in the front row filming it with her phone. And so they put it all over the internet. We're like, oh my god, Kyle's back with Morgan. Because now everyone's saying that they broke up because Morgan took everything of Kyle off her Instagram. And then Kyle took some stuff of Morgan off her Instagram, said everyone's like, oh my God, they're broken up. And then there's Portia, like that's who's saying that. Portia and Kyle are in the comments like,

oh my God, you guys, they broke up, what's happening? And that didn't really catch on. So then Kyle did an interview with somebody going like, oh my God, people are like saying we broke up, that's just silly, like we're not even together. Like I don't even know why people are making this up. Like this is just so ridiculous. Like I can't believe people are like saying we broke up. That's just silly. Like we're not even together. Like I don't even know why people are making this up. Like this is just so ridiculous. Like I can't believe people are like making stuff up about me.

I'm like, why would they do that? I just wish people would stop making stuff up. Okay, Kyle. You literally called them to come, watch you sit in the front row and videotape this girl on your iPhone. Kyle, just stop, Kyle. Kyle is going to bum rush half time at the Super Bowl on Sunday,

and she's going to do her own wardrobe malfunction with a cardboard cutout of Morgan Wade. Like, oh my God, you just broke the internet. I can't believe you pulled the bodice off my right boob. Can you believe it? Kyle has been doing wardrobe malfunctions for 13 years. Everything she puts on is a malfunction. Not all malfunctions have a titty hanging out. Too fast.

Wardrobe malfunction, Lice. She's also had some bang malfunctions. Bangs malfunctions. She had her hair fang phase where she was like, shh, they came down like this. And she had the poof up top and fangs that came down like this and she hit the poop poof up top and like fangs that came down like this But funny. Yeah, okay Let's move on to take some questions from everybody out here and bring some people up on the video

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