Watch What Crappens - Crappy Hour Live: Shannon Storms Beador DUI, Bethenny TJMaxx Fail, Carl and Lindsay Summer House Breakup

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

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Happy New Year! Hello everybody and welcome to Crappy Hour! I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Happy Ann. Hi, how's it going? So, well, thank you so good to see you, my little honey pie. Oh my God, it's so good to see you too. What a day. What a day for a crappy hour to kick in, huh? Oh my God, well, there's been so much going on, especially doing these bi-weekly, like so much really happens in the buys. Okay.

So, a lot happens with the buys, Ben. I'm saying. Yeah. They're like between like Chan and today, and Carl and Lindsay, like the latest, the Lindsay news from, you know, she released the statement, we have the Tom Sand of all stuff. It's like a lot of stuff going on at all times. Luckily, don't you worry,

I am broadcasting here today from the Newport Police Department. As you can see behind me, I am here from the steps of Newport Police. I'm here to get all the information, make sure that no scrap goes, you know, no stone goes unturned. No scrap goes on eating. Everybody, welcome to Crapy Hour. This is Aronni Ben from Mottor Crap Arms. This is our live and Scram Live show. Live and Scram Live. Lots of lives

in that title. We are excited to be here. We're gonna be doing this a little differently today because we want to try and get audio that we can share on the damn podcast feed, okay? So we're gonna have people up towards the end to talk. But for now, leave your questions in the question section here on Instagram live. We see a bunch of you in here.

Hi everybody, it's a big day. Okay, so let's start off. Whatever you guys wanna talk about. First of all, we put a post out saying, what do you guys wanna talk about? Obviously, what happened today was miss Shannon Storms be door got into a DIY crash clip. They're referring to it in the headlines as Shannon Bedore clips a house, which I think

is the funniest way to put that. Like she clipped it. It says, this is from Page Six. Shannon Bedore was arrested for D.Y. and hit and run late Saturday after she allegedly clipped a new port beach California house and fled. Wow. Not great. Um, exciting. I, you know, look, I, uh, 100% do not condone drunk driving. I think it's terrible. And I think actually that people are like way too, uh, casual about it. I think it's like a very serious thing. It's a very serious like danger.

But if you're like to challenge credit, she drank, she drunk and drive and she did it in a kind of funny way. Like if you're gonna drive, you know, she clipped a house. I can only imagine how shit-faced she was. That she was driving on this tree, and she was so drunk that she managed to actually get up. I imagine there was like a little yard. This is Newport here that she clipped. I mean, she, that's how we said was she, that she clipped to house. That is absolutely insane. It's also terrible. I am going to just guess what happened. I'm going to say that Shannon was driving home. I was just listening to Bravo Docket who I love. Hi, Bravo Docket. Love you. Love your podcast.

I was listening to their Bedore drama part two. They're they're diving into the legal case of David Bedore and his current future ex-wife, Leslie Cook or whatever the hell our name is. It's ugly, but I would like to think that Shannon was listening to the brava docket, getting really pissed off about David again, and it happened to be passing a house where there was a man standing out on the lawn, eating potato chips very slowly, possibly with bud guys as her car passed and just gave her car that really slow pass of aggressive, you know, like, what are you making quinoa while I'm eating kettle chips and her car was like, well, here I am,

trying to quinoa. And she saw David's spirit there, tried to run him over and clipped the house. And that's really a like and think of. Yeah, there's actually, I don't know if you heard, there's actually some leaked audio. Apparently, apparently Shannon was on the phone while she was driving. On top of everything else, she's driving drunk. She was also on the phone.

And Gerva, or she was talking to, she was recording her. Hold on, let me play it for you, hold on, okay. Well, I'm just here driving down PCH, which as far as I can tell, should really be called PSH as in Pacific slot highways, because that's where my husband, David, always bring his slut girlfriend,

who's walking around and, oh, hey, you know, they have bushes in the middle of the road now. Can you believe it? Bushes in the road, they really have to do something about this asphalt here. Well, and I'll tell you who probably doesn't have a bush. David Bedouard's new slut, because that's how they're doing it now.

I just can't keep up with these things. Oh my God, there he is. Standing on the lawn, eating a chip, eating a chip. Can you, do I wanna clip that man do I want to put that man eating chips no will I clip that man eating chips hmm well you know I can't help but feel like they're the I think we just had an earthquake my entire car just shook it was it was it was violent it was said and I please

you know you shouldn't be on the phone with me please get see cover I think your quicks over. It was a quick one. Okay. Well, that was very scary, you know Size and activity in California. You always have to be prepared. Oh, thankfully. Oh gosh. Well, hold on Now that I've crashed, I'm gonna call my lawyer, Dr. Moon Dr. Moon, what do you help me? What do you have to say in my defense, Doctor Mode? Stupid. You're stupid. What are you?

You're stupid and big. Well, so anyway, I'm home now, although apparently the children thought it would be funny to make my house look like the middle of the road. Well, that was a fun prank, girls. You can put the house back. Okay, well, anyway, I'm here in my garage. I'll talk to you later, honey. Okay, so she, this, worst on the same article, page six.

It also states she was, but first of all, this happened to 11.45, which as an older person, I would like to say, what the hell were you on co? What were you doing out at 11.45 girls? 48. And I am like, home drunk in bed at nine. Okay. I'm like, goodbye. There's got to be something on Apple TV. I can watch drunk. Like I literally do not need to see the younger crowd come in while I'm drunk and older. Okay. So she must have been really parting. So she's driving. She clips the house, kills possibly David ghost David Eating chips in the front yard

She's also got Archie in the car, which is not great. Okay, because listen, harm yourself all you want I believe we were given this life We are free to do whatever we want with it even if it's wasted or even if it's do whatever you want Okay, I'm not judging you in that way. I am saying don't put my archie in danger. You know what I mean? I mean, Archie, and also Archie's a fucking addict of his own.

That guy might have seen something round outside and tried to get it because he's a fucking ball addict. We don't know what Archie did in that car. We don't know how blameless he is in this. Archie might have seen like a little ball passing by, God forbid, and you know, tried to take the wheel to pull the car over and get the ball. I don't know, but here's what I should know.

Archie, here's what I do know. Archie should not have been put in that situation. I do not like you putting Archie's life in danger. Is he a sicko? Yes. Is he addicted to balls? Yes. Who among us isn't? You know what I mean? I mean, she's just better be careful that no one calls APS, you know, animal protective services because she has actually endangered her little beautiful dog there.

But so Shannon had arching the car and we know this because she ditched her car and Then tried to act like she was just out walking the dog so she left her car in the middle of the road And then was walking down the sidewalk with oh well. I'm just here taking taking the dog for a walk Yeah, 11.45 pm, which I have to say this is really right up there with Countess Luan at 11.45 pm, which I have to say, this is really right up there with Countess Luan, getting arrested and slipping out of the cuffs and saying, I'll kill you all, you know? Well, it's not abnormal to be walking your dog at 11.20 pm,

right? It is abnormal to just leave your car in the middle of the street, though. Like, you can't do one. You can't do both. You can't just leave your car and walk your dog. No, maybe pull your car up. But I don't know.

We aren't really thinking when we're drunk. Right? No. So, here's the problem. The problem is not even for Shannon. Let's think about who this really affects Ben. Yes. And I'll scheme of things.

Her children? Not really. What do they care? They probably think it's hilarious. They're not minors anymore. I don't. David doesn't care. By the way, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is now up on my screen on page 6, which is hilarious, because we're talking about a very important legal case.

So who does this really affect Shannon Shur a little bit? Gina may be a little bit, because she's got some, you know, I told you so's or whatever. It really affects us, Ben. This is what it affects. And I think that people should really understand the pain that we're going through because we have spent so much time shaming Gina, who I just generally don't like in general, about her DUI a few years ago. And we like Shannon Moore. And so now just out of duty to be fair

because we're very, very people. We are gonna have to, by the way, that was joke. We are gonna have to now shame Shannon as much. And I just, I don't know. I feel like at least Shannon parked her car. Was it in the middle of the road? Sure. Yeah.

But Shannon parked and she tried to walk her dog. So does that make it a little better? Probably. In my opinion. I mean, I'm just waiting to see what services Gina offers Shannon in return. I mean, this is the time. This is the time to step up. Gina, when Gina had heard to UI,

Shannon was able to make sure that the police officers didn't come and arrest her at her home. And I'm pretty sure that you can just give her some free carabella. You know, like, what is she gonna do? Center if I can send her some dominoes, send her some fish chicks. She has sent her some some fish chicks that she got a Costco. I'll tell you what Gina will do probably is a favor. She will probably call Shannon's favorite government agency,

CPS. Yes. And be like, you know what? There's a lady, a lady who has a golden child, and she's an alcoholic. You should go pick up the child immediately. Well, so one of the reports that I read, one of the articles, I don't know if it was, I'm trying to see if it was page six that that reported this, which is that she's Shannon is saying that she has been, you know, like, really from a tough situation, but she's not an alcoholic. She's just been drinking because she's been going through tough times, more or less. That's that's what that's what she's been saying. So that's, you know, we're drinking not a great sign. We're drinking not a problem. Shannan, okay, you can drink all you want.

I don't care if you're an alcoholic, drink like who's business, is it, if you're an alcoholic? The drinking isn't a problem. It's the drinking while you're driving or it's the driving after you're drinking. You just can't do both of those things at the same time. Yeah, you can't do that. It makes me a little, you know,

I think we're all now seeing what the trajectory of Shannon's story lines are going to be. She is probably going to go to rehab. She is probably going to get sober. But I think that's sober, Shannon, will still be very funny. I think that she will still be, you know, I think you can't detox the neuroses, you know? Shannon sober, God.

You know what, we've seen Shannon sober. It's horrifying. She's sober and every other seenish. So we see what that looks like. It's terrible. And you know what, it's like anybody who has to be sober for an extended period of time,

listen, it might have your drinking times being sober through till dinner sometimes can be rough. And that's kind of a joke, but it's also kind of not a joke. And when you're in that kind of mode, like you see that looking Shannon's eyes where she's just always looking to the side, like, wow, that could, that could have been a drink. You know, it's like, you're using that kind of judgment like, wow, that's a cute little girl and a ribbon, but she could have been a drink and that would have been better. Would that have been better?

You. So I don't know. I hope she's, you know, I hope she's not an alcoholic, just because I wouldn't wish that on anybody. No, of course. But it's going to be very interesting. We've seen a lot of sober seasons with people on Bravo. They're not always the best.

I mean, probably one of the most awkward lot of sober seasons with people on Bravo. They're not always the best. I mean, probably one of the most awkward was James from Vanderpump rules pretending that he was now addicted to ice cream instead of coke allegedly or whatever else. He was doing shaman. I just, I don't know. It's going to be one neurotic season. Well, Jeff Lewis, of course, has weighed in because they're friends and he has, he like basically spoke about it on his show and he said that she was injured so she's gonna be recovering

a little bit and he said, Shannon and I have been friends for a very long time and I was shocked. She called me yesterday and we talked for a while and I was shocked because I've never known Shannon to ever, ever drink and drive. And I personally, I'm just shocked because I actually am surprised it hasn't happened sooner because I feel like in Orange County,

it's like bound to happen very quickly in your life. So he says, I will tell you she's accepting full accountability, she's ashamed, she's embarrassed. I personally as her friend, because people are like, oh, she needs rehab, oh, she's an alcoholic. I don't think Shannon is an alcoholic. I think she's been going through a lot of personal struggles right now.

And I think she's been leading on alcohol, but I don't think she's an alcoholic. So maybe that's where I got that notion from, this Jeff Lewis quote. But she's entering counseling. She's entering counseling and no one was hurt in the accident. Well, except a house.

The house? Do we not feel anything for homes anymore? I'd be mad. I'm not asking it. Don't clip my house. Don't clip my house. Clip, clip, clip. This will be interesting and it's post reunion, right?

I think they already did the reunion. So she's lucky in that way because she's not going to get totally bombarded by Gina and Emily. I mean, if you're going to clip me at least, at least hand me a talk, oh, right. I will be really interesting seeing this unfold because I also feel like it'll be interesting seeing someone like Heather DeBro try to tend to Shannon like Heather's gonna come in trying to pretend to be like really sympathetic and a good listener and it'll be like the worst person that you have to confess your DUI sins to. Well, I was, I just I guess I reached for a drink and I wasn't using my judgment. You weren't using your judgment. Would you like to apply that to the things you said about my family two years ago? Because if you ever say that about my family again, it will cost you a lot.

Dara and the chat is saying she will be sentenced to staying in Gina's tiny house. Now that would be great. I'm all for that. So yeah, that's pretty bad, pretty awkward, you know, still obviously got to love Shannon. I still love Shannon. You know what? I can't change my loves. I can't change my loves.

I think this sucks for her. But listen, the last thing any of us want is to get caught drinking and driving. Okay, it's very bad. And the last thing any of us want to do also is get caught on the street while you're walking around or driving Was someone else is drinking driving so as much as we love Shannon also fuck off Shannon like do better like who does listen at the end of the day like you know We are living in 2023 and Shannon is not living in the boonies. You know, but next time get an Uber get an Uber You can do that and you're rich and you can do a,

you don't even have to be rich to get an Uber, but if you are rich, you have no excuse to not have an Uber. So, like, it's all funny, it's all funny because it's Shannon, but like, don't fucking drink and drive. Like, people's lives are ruined by that. They're killed by it. And Shannon is fucking lucky because she could have had a homicide on her hands.

So she should be blessing her fucking lucky size. I love you, Shannon. You made a huge, I would actually, I can't think of the right word, but like unforgivable mistake. A comment from, let me see. Chose, chose hope. Oh, that's a cute name.

Shannon and Kelly Dodd made up on Saturday, apparently, before this all happened. Well, there it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. All right, stop my fucking DIY. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Watch what crap ends and winter is crapening of a funniest recap broadcast. But if you want something more eerie, try the new podcast Go Story about my investigation into a murder suicide in my own family. Go Sound Real, at least that's what I've always believed.

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binge early and add free on Wondery Plus the same day. Someone is asking why the screen, our video is minimized here on it's tiny. I don't look tiny because when we were doing it the other way it was it was up the whole screen so I don't know yes I don't fucking know people I don't know how the stuff works okay but I do notice it will try for it next time maybe by 2020 18 that's my it is really small. It looks crazy. I'll be honest. Sorry, but we're in the middle of a show. Okay. Okay. So are there any

questions, Ben? We can't access the questions unfortunately because what if we stream it this way we can't access the live from our watch or crap and accounts. So we have no access to the the official questions, but we can access questions and people's comments. So someone says

Did you guys see the picture of the house you ran into? No, I would love to see the picture of the house you ran into I did as you know where you can go to look at that. I think it's in our pictures. I think it's in our crazy picture section I can't put it there. I might not have though. I will go look. I was on TMZ. I was trying to see find a mug shot and I couldn't find a mug shot Or at least I don't know if one's not out or I just him dumb, but I kind of imagine he plastered everywhere I don't look for mug shots of Bravo stars on TMZ I look for them in the coaster section of Etsy because That's where I need to have that's a good way to have that. I will buy that the minute it comes out. Okay, so let's go ahead and move on to something new here.

Would you rather do Lindsay or Bethany first? Lindsay, I think Lindsay, people are really in a tizzy about the Lindsay and Carl situation still because it is a terrible, well, I'm not compared to drunk driving, but it's like an annoying situation and it's a fucked up situation for Lindsay, honestly. So Lindsay, you know, this whole Carl Lindsay thing happened, everyone's been talking.

It's like a nice, like minor scandal. It's like a... It is actually the perfect size scandal for Summer House. Just how like something on BannerPromptules will always be bigger than something on Summer House. This is to scandal of all as Summer House is to Vandiprom Brules. It's proportionally just right. Last week, late last week, Lindsay, she posted a statement on Instagram about the breakup. She says, I would like to start by saying thank you for allowing me the spainty senai to process my emotions and heal and grieve the loss of not only my relationship,

but also the fact that no one's making me a sandwich. But she says, The life-fueling sip in the most heartbreaking and emotional ways of my life, my entire life and future was a rip down from underneath me and I've had all the time making sense of it all with no answers or closure on white. Why? Because you are engaged to Carl.

What the fuck do you think is really going to happen with Carl? He hasn't even been able to change his white jeans. You really think he's going to change his damn inner self? Girl, you can't even buy new jeans. You can't change your inner self, okay? Yeah. I'm not yelling at you, Lindsay. I'm just yelling at the state of Carl and the Carl. And you know what? I'm also yelling at the state of Carl tricking me

because I'd like to think I'm too cynical to be tricked. And I literally was like, oh my god, Carl's like going running every morning and talking to animals on camera in a park. He must really be different. I feel like if someone really dedicates themselves to going running every day, their life must be totally different. And then just goes to show you how out of touch I am. Like I would literally vote for a president if they were like, oh,

I go speed walking every morning. I'd be like, really? Totally. I will send you my taxes immediately. Send me your address. What's your Patreon president? Well, but now someone here in the chat said, don't blame Carl, which I'm like, I will always blame Carl.

I will, that is a right that I have. You know? Right. But I think that like, it sounds like the various, as we've already talked about, like, it sounds like the various cast members have been alluding to the fact that like, no, wait till you see the season, you know, like Lindsay was really terrible to Carl and Yada, Yada, Yada. So like it'll be interesting to see. Do you have a weird cheat?

And I don't remember how much of this we've talked about. Did we talk about this on the last crappy FR? I think it's perhaps, I feel like it're, it's going to be an ongoing discussion. Carl, Lindsay. Yeah, no, I just don't want to repeat all the same stuff we talked about last time, but Carl supposedly cheated. And then before he did any of the wedding counseling or any announcements, he was holding off on it because he was getting paid to promote the hotel that they made everybody booked

their rooms at. So he didn't announce it until it was too late for everybody to cancel their rooms. So I heard that on do. Now, I heard that on do as well. So I don't know if that's true. That's all a ledged. Okay. So that's it for Steven True.

But also that there was a pregnancy scare and also that he knocked up some rando. And it's just like dude, like are we really that short on men that people need to date the same white gene MFR forever? And I know Lindsay's crazy, but I feel like Lindsay is at least stable in her craziness. You know what I mean? By that I mean dependable.

She's dependably crazy. Like you know what you're getting with Lindsay. She doesn't fake it, where I feel like Carl fakes it. You're always getting something different. He's always trying on a new carl a carl You know 9.0 and I fucking fell for it this time. Bra. I know it was really good I think that we just weren't in a space where we could take on the fact that like I just we There was already so much going on with scandival that I think that we just couldn't Just have like also already so much going on with Scandival, that I think that we just couldn't just have,

like, also have that same rage and bring it over to Carl. I think we actually, you know, we're way wanted to believe that Carl had changed because we knew, we should've known, we know, we saw through it with Jack, we see him through it with every single fuckboy who says that there this 3.4.6.0 something. Carl, it seemed like, you know, he had gone to rehab

and it looked like he was addressing things, but he didn't, obviously. Oh, I don't know, it may not be, obviously, but I do think that what's really fucked up is that Lindsay has very clearly stated goals for her future that she wants. She wants to be married, she wants to start a family, she wants to have kids, she is concerned

about her biological clock, I mean, she has a schedule, which is, you know, it's a lot, but also Carl was entangled with that a lot. And he gave that, he gave her so much hope for whatever was the future would be. So for him to, like, to frame to call it off and also to try to get like some sort of like cash, like, little perk out of it as per Duma, it's really reprehensible.

But I'm totally open to the idea that like, there's much more to the story that we will find out over the next season. Is there though, because that's kind of one of the things that's annoying me about this, is do I need to read about this every day? Can you save something? Okay, this is what happened with,

this is what I think is going to kill Van der Pompel rule to season is and obviously they might come, I'm not saying they're going to for sure die. I think it's going to be a shit season mostly because everything is coming out online at like Lala has a podcast. She comes out and says everything that happened that week, she has a podcast. She comes out and says everything that fucking happened like, let us watch your show. Okay. Yeah. Like your whole show already is going to be you guys making sandwiches while you're waiting for Ariana to get off her private jet

after traveling to TV show to TV show. We're doing whatever the hell she's doing. Being, you know, Ariana, like glam area on it now. And we're already going to be stuck watching Katie make a fucking tune sandwich all season long. Like do you really need to give away all of your juice here? Well why can't I be surprised by anything? Can I just watch the show? I think what we're gonna see on Summer House

is that it's like all of the above. Like whose fault was it? Yes, the answer is yes. Like the fault is we're gonna see Carl. Someone, someone way earlier in this chat said, Lindsay, Lindsay didn't Carl, Carl. And I think that's exactly what happened. I think that Carl did the Carl thing.

Carl was like a Louvre and Carl probably made Lindsay crazy and like didn't give her what she was like needing and like he did his like a freight of confrontation thing and just want me to score and like a wall of space and whoa she's crazy right now. But then Lindsay probably also was like very overbearing and like super scheduling and not scheduling, but like really like domineering in her Lindsay way

and doing the standard Lindsay thing. It's such a bad match on that front. And I think they were trying to play house so bad. I think they really wanted to play house somewhere else. But we are playing house. I think it's going to have a bottle of real house. We're real play house. Yeah, those are awesome stuff. Yeah, looks just to remember. Yeah, well, there's also the sobriety thing in this. This is like a big sobriety talking crappy hour. And also on a show named after happy hour. It's not fun. But Carl, you know,

Carl Sober and has been for a while and Lindsay has tried. She whitenuckled it for a couple of months to make Carl feel better in his sobriety. And then she went out with a girl, she was like, I'm not sober. But then she started using like, I was sober for five minutes for you. How dare you? That kind of thing. Right. So we saw some stuff there where she was like really wanting to go out and party, but he didn't, which is, I think, fair on both of their sides. I think it's really difficult to be sober and be with someone who's not sober and vice

versa. It's like me, like I, I'm trying to worry about my health. I cannot be with somebody who just a pound or bag of M&M's and it's going to be making out because you know what's going to happen? I'm going to taste the M&M's on their breath and I'm going to eat their fucking face off. That's like literally going to eat their face off and there's not going to be any more face. It's hot. It's hot.

You have to think about those things in a relationship. So I don't really know. I don't know about this, but I'm kind of sick of all their statements already. There's a lot of statements. So Lindsay was also saying where was that? This is not my decision, and I do not agree with quitting a relationship at this level. Girl, this is before you're married. What level do you need to be at?

Do you need to be at the double banana level of Miss Pac-Man? This is the level to quaint. The double banana level. Is that a level actually? Banana is the last level of Miss Pac-Man I believe and it just keeps going and going and going and going. Like you can get to like 10 banana levels or something crazy. Wow. I know it's number ending. So yeah, you're at the final level and it is, you need to get the fuck out of there. Okay, you're probably worth the final. You know who's probably the worst right now? Danielle.

Oh my God. She's probably the worst right now. She is probably, like well, first of all, I'm happy that she gets her, told you so in a moment, I am actually happy that she gets that. But she is probably so annoyingly, like I'm your best friend and I'm gonna stand up for you.

I'm like, I don't think that to be one of Daniel's most annoying features. In some ways, it's like her best feature, like she's extremely loyal to her friends, but she's sort of so boast, so like, boastfully loyal. Like she really likes to show about how loyal she is. Like you don't do that to my best friend. She's okay, simmer down.

All right, performative loyalty. Well, I think she is very loyal. I don't think she will ever, I told you so Lindsay, which I think is one of her positive things. She will never literally say I told you so, She will never literally say, I told you so, but she will show bow and I told you so. She'll be like, come here, cry, you don't even say a thing to me.

You don't even need to say anything. You don't have to say anything. Leave us alone, leave her alone. Lindsay needs some space. She's back into like crowd control around Lindsay's orbit. She'll do a, what I'm gonna like on the fly dub as a left right mumble I told you so,

where she's gonna say to someone saying like, you know, it's terrible what happened to Lindsey, but left right I told you so, you know? Yeah, I told you that like left, I told you so, and a shrug. So I saw a comment that Sierra left on a post about this. It was when all this news broke and Sierra just said, like who leaks someone's wedding invitation

or something like that. She was like, who's even leaking this? This doesn't even make any, oh, it's when they emailed all of their guests and said, we're not going through with this, whatever. So Sierra was like, who would, which of their guests would even leak this? Every people are like, who? Yeah, like literally, every like your reality stars and your friends, like literally, everyone is linking it, but go

on. But I, the reason I don't believe it's all Lindsey's fault is because we have to remember how narratives on this show work. You know, you have one anti-Lindsay team who is going to spread that narrative no matter what. they're gonna like Carl no matter what, you know, and I think the bed heads or whatever they call the bed girls, I think they hate Lindsay's ass. Now I will tell you who is gonna say I told you so, probably multiple times and multiple fabulous outfits his page. But she'll say I told you so with elbows. It'll be just different elbow work.

Like she'll cross her arms and like she'll just point her elbows at Lindsay across the room. I'm like, hmm, told you so. Like she'll just let her elbows sort of convey the message. Yeah. So really excited to see some told you so, actually, and I'm reading through these comments on Instagram, really.

Anyone watching can see that you're watching too. Well, that's creepy, Instagram, Jesus. Well, yeah, we have to, because we can't see the comments, we're recording right here. So we have to look down here to see the comments, which is why we're doing that. Yeah. Okay, so what else do we need to talk about Lindsay and Carl?

Lindsay and Carl, Lindsey and Carl. So I'm sure there'll be more. It just sucks for, as of right now, based on our assumptions, sucks for Lindsey, but I'm sure we'll see how it all pans out. You know, we can talk about, just to say one thing real quick. Please keep remembering what you're going to say. I just wanted to remember to say this. So the podcast Bravo, we're black.

Yeah. I was listening to them the other day. They're very funny. By the way, anybody who has not listened to them, they were talking about this and they were talking about how Carl broke up with Lindsay. And he errands like, well, if Lindsay was smart, like what Lindsay really was supposed to have done was have like a note in her purse. Like a breakup note, just in case this ever happened with Carl that she could like rifle around in her purse and just

say, oh, you're breaking up with me really? Well, I had already written this to book with you. It's like serving papers. It's like serving an affidavit. I guess. Why that made me laugh so fucking hard, but I've thought of it ever since I heard him say it and have just been dying over that. Go check those guys out. All right, so I'm going to say,

before I say, root as usually. No, interrupted you. I'm going to say, why don't we talk there's some stupid Tom Sandeval updates and might be worth checking in on them. The first thing is that you know people were suspecting that Tom Sandeval was on the mass singer already just because whatever animal whatever creature he people

suspect that he is was thinking like this, like, and even with like, with like the vocal distortion, he sounded like this. Whoa, so we all like knew it. And I was like, sweet child of mine. Dude, my sand of all. It's all sand of all. But then he goes, and he, and he goes and is seen in public wearing a sweatshirt that you get when you're on the mass singer.

And people of course, come on. Sust this out. Okay, well also the clue writers for the voice or whatever the mass singer really need to get better. Because they were like, this, this worm was pumped until he grew a mustache. I mean, it's like so obvious whatever it was, you know. You know, it's so funny the other day, I could have sworn he came on the radio.

And I was like, how did Tom Sandefog and on the right, but it was, I'd accidentally dropped a spoon down the garbage disposal. No, like, wow. That hurt. So yeah, that guy, so the other thing with him is Rachel, which I guess Rachel has requested to be called Rachel. So now I will call her Rachel because I respect people's choices.

So Rachel, it was her birthday and she posted like, I don't know, some dumbass like this is my birthday post. And he put a comment that was like, happy birthday, hope you're well, miss you, babe, or something. Like, do you remember what it was? I have it. It was something like that. It was like, do not be birthday. And she just blocked him. And then he went on to like, come play and like, she's so thirsty.

And he's like, we both did wrong things here, bro. Yeah, but you're like, fucking 15 years older or something. I don't know. Dude, this fucking guy. I hate him. Still talking about this guy. He was interviewed at the Los Angeles premiere for season two of Special Forces World's toughest test, which is hilarious that he's on this show.

Like there's a weird thing going on with the Tom's, by the way, because the other Tom, Tom Schwartz, when I say weird thing, weird thing with their reality TV choices, because over the summer, Tom Schwartz was on some crazy reality show where it was like, if you were going to Mars, this is how you'd prep, and I was like, is stars on Mars?

It starts on Mars. Like listen Tom Schwartz, you have you could do better than that with like reality TV. I mean you're already on you out of TV. You could you could upcycle your brand a little bit here. I can't. But though I feel like it's like if you're at a party and they're only passing to Nataritar, like you're gonna have to Nataritar because that's all they're passing. I mean, it's like how many shows is he being offered? You know what I mean? Proof in Natar-Tar, and the Shorks and Sandy menu.

Ah. So, Sandevol, his reality lot has fallen with, yeah, whatever the special forces is. And which is just hilarious to think of, Tom Sandevol trying to test his toughness. Like, I was there. I remember when... I remember when...

Do they have bars on Mars? Okay, try and make him run a bar for about five minutes. I watched him once swim underwater in a pool and bang his head into the wall. He swam head first into a wall and his head was bleeding. He's like, dude! My head's bleeding! And now you're going to try to do world's toughest tests when a swimming pool side took you down voluntarily.

I don't think so. Yeah, he's that competitive to beat Ben in a pool. I mean, my God. So yeah, that fucking guy. So here's the thing I was talking about. So Raquel Rachel posts this post, it's a cat standing on a table, first of all, like, what the fuck?

Next to a mason jar and a bunch of clippers, I guess they're clipping roses in a garden or something, because like, that's a picture, if you guys can see it. And it says, I've been dreaming of a place like this flower, hashtag flower farm. Well, guys, flower farm. If you ever want to know what a picture is about, skip forward to the hashtag. It's literally means what they're about. And then hashtag flower arranging. And then Tom Sandivall wrote, happy birthday, Rachel. I really hope you're finding peace and happiness, miss you, friend.

And then she blocked him. She blocked him. That's really funny that she blocked him. Why would we, but why is she thirsty if she blocked him? That's like literally like reverse thirst. She is reducing exposure. I don't know. I don't understand these people.

Okay. I'm sorry. He calls her thirsty when he's appearing at the premiere of Special Forces World's toughest test, like a reality show, like that is literally definition of a thirst show. Like, you're doing, it's thirsty that you're on the show and the premise of the show is trying to determine who is the toughest person of the group. That is thirst.

Another thing in the Tom Sandeval stuff is with the promos of that show or whatever, JoJo Siwa. Is that how you promote her name, Siwa? Or is it... Yeah, JoJo Siwa? Yeah, Siwa? So JoJo, dance moms, I know that much. I'm smart. She went on Howie Mandel show.

People still going. Oh, right. For people still going on the Howie Mandel show. I thought he was over. So they went on that and she went on that. And they, Howie was asking her about Tom because she's on this show apparently special forces which by the way is terrifying and this is why the military has such strict rules to do anything.

I mean Jojo Jojo from dance moms who seems very nice and everything but Jojo and Tom stand up all like I don't know I'm not I'm not comfortable with them protecting my country there. I'm just saying. So anyway, she was being interviewed and about Tom specifically, they asked about Tom, and she's like, I'm so sorry to tell this story, but it was really hard conditions, how we were shooting and he had to go to the bathroom

and they wouldn't let him, so he just whipped it out and peed in the corner. Tom Sandevol. Yeah. Oh, geez. So that was fun. Okay. Are you ready for next one or do you have more about Tom? My only little thing I'm just looking at the cast of World's toughest test. It's like Tom Sandivall, it's JoJo Siba, and then you have like you have like

people who are like Des Bryant, who's like a football player. And it's like an entire Cameron who's like seven feet tall and muscular. I'm sorry. Does Tom Sandivall think he has a chance with any against any of these people? I don't, I don't see that happening. Well, I think one of the reasons that Tom Sandivall, well, uh, Tom Sandivall kind of sticks around is because he's delusional.

He doesn't care. That's a true bravo person. Yeah. By the way, my texts are going crazy. I'd like to, all my friends are just finding out about Shannon Bedore and assume that I don't know. Friends, please. Yes. I know. It's always annoying when there's like a big scandal and then like three days later, did you hear Shannon Bedore arrested?

It's like, I may have heard it with a bit. Yeah. So here we go. So here's my favorite scandal of the week. I feel like all of the other ones have had this depressing air to them. There's been Shannon drunk driving, clipping a house. It was sad for the dog. It was sad for Shannon.

It was sad for the house. It was sad for us. There was summer house. You know, that's divorce. That's sad for the house. It was sad for us. It was a beach. It was a summer house. You know, that's divorce. That's sad. The sobriety of sad. The sad. The sad.

The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad.

The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. The sad. and filming herself. And I would also like to say, I'm having like a night told you so kind of a week because you remember when her B strong stuff started

and I'm like, I mean, that's my charity's great but like filming yourself constantly doing charity to get airtime, it's kind of gross. Sorry, but here she is on a much smaller scale, still trying her same old shit, I guess since the reality reckoning or whatever isn't going anywhere.

She has decided she is going to start doing acts of kindness and public and shooting herself doing it filming herself doing it. And she went into a TJ Maxx with her poor put upon daughter God bless that because like in this place, they're always complimenting me. They love what I'm buying with my daughter, Brynn. They love it. They're constantly complimenting me asking me what I like about this, this and that. And so I just wanted to come here. I wanted to come here and I wanted to give something to these people. So I've got to give some, that's my friend.

That's my friend that check out person. What's your name? What's your name? It's like wow. Wow. What's your name? Oh, it's Kusuela. Kusuela. Okay. Kusuela. Hi. Kusuela. Guess what? It's a lucky day. Guess what I've got for you. So I have all this makeup. I, you know, I open it because like I do makeup. I'm on TikTok. You might have heard of it. It's a huge network. All right. And so like I'm on there, you know, like dominating the internet.

And I'm doing like makeup reviews and like some things like I match them to my face. Like maybe it's my color. Maybe it's not my color, but I have to rip the box. But it doesn't mean I've used that. Like who knows if I've used that, I haven't used it. So you know what I did? I put it all in, because I don't need all this makeup. So I put it all in Ziploc bags,

and I'm bringing it to you. And now you can give it to your girlfriends. You're welcome, get off your knees. No, get on your knees first. You have to get on your knees so I can tell you to get off your knees. Consuela, seriously? Seriously? Are you not on your knees first. You have to get on your knees so I can tell you to get off your knees. Consuela, seriously? Seriously?

Are you not on your knees, Brian? And poor Consuela is like, I'm not allowed to do this. And she's like, can you mark? Why? The box is wrapped? Like seriously? What do you think I'm gonna be?

She's like, no, I can't because we're not allowed to take any kind of money or bribes or gifts or whatever from customers. Definitely goes, oh, okay. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go on Twitter, right now. I'm gonna tweet, oh, I'm good. It's TJ Maxx, whatever.

I'm gonna tweet them right now and I'm gonna get permission for you. Okay, I'm gonna get permission for you right now. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, She leaves this bag of crap, this bag of sample crap with this lady. Filming herself out. Consuela looks completely horrified and like she's about to start sobbing. Like someone is just about to put her on TikTok as she's going to lose her damn job or something. Okay, you're feeling for Consuela while you're watching this. So someone sense, they of course, this starts going like crazy around the internet. So people start sharing it. It starts going viral, et cetera.

Someone sends this stuff to Carol. And Carol says, right. Who sent this to me? Oh, well, I mean, stop this nonsense. Laughy face, laughy face. So much showing pack, but I'm not getting paid to do this any longer. But here dot, dot, laugh, eat face, so much showing pack, but I'm not getting paid to do this any longer.

But here dot, dot, dot, one quote, unquote word, hashtag white savior complex monkey closing designs monkey closing designs marathons. So amazing, but then wasn't there like, Stinchie also have like a retort. Like there was an issue on Instagram where she like came back, oh, something back in Svela, you know, well, this is what I said, I could Svela, I mean, I'm gonna pull it up right now. Actually, I can't find that anymore. Someone said, why is someone tweed? I think it's Twitter, I'm not sure.

Oh, go ahead. Oh, no, sorry, I was looking at the re-cal thing, my bad. Someone said why is someone tweed? I think it's Twitter. I'm not sure. Oh, go ahead. Oh, no. Sorry. I was looking at the re-cal thing. My bad. Someone said why is the assumption that Consuelo account afford a Patrick top palate genuine question been a long time follower and right. And he wrote because she was a cashier at DJ Max. That's right. What an asshole. What an asshole. Like, you know what, it's so funny. She really, like, there's just no, it seems to be there's no depth that her ass holeness can't reach. Just everything she does, it's amazing

what a three sort of 180 she's done since when she first appeared on our screens and how like really Terrible and condescending and out of touch. She is you know the other day I found myself on her YouTube channel and I don't even know why and I actually I do know why it's because I was served this A link to one of her videos and this is her video. It's okay The video is titled things I hated in France and then It's a picture of the French Riviera the's a picture of the French Riviera. The thumbnail is a picture of the French Riviera and it's Bethany holding up a shoe.

Oh, it looks like an ice cream cone. She's holding up a shoe and she's wearing hats and the just says immediately no. It's like, okay, well, Bethany gives a failed rating to France. Congratulations. There it is, Bethany's TikTok review on France. Wow. All right, well, we're going to be done with this part of the show. We are going to continue this show on Instagram live and start bringing you guys up one by one.

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