Watch What Crappens - F You, Weirdo!

Episode Date: August 21, 2018

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And here I am with my gorgeous co-host, internet brother, husband, and world love, Ben Mandelker. Oh. Ben Mandelker, life. How you doing, Ben? Oh, I'm very, very great. Thank you.

How are you? I'm doing so good. We just finished up a bonus episode about HBO shows being really slow. I got caught up on Big Brother from Ben and then we went through a Ramona's Instagram stories and some book reviews on Amazon of Housewives. Yeah, we read some passages from class of the Countess and Life on the Ramona Coaster and even Carol Radswell's book. So that was fun. It was also our 200th bonus episode, 200 episodes. I'm really glad that we celebrated our 200th bonus episode just doing trivial things. You know, classic crappings, like we don't, we didn't celebrate or do anything, have a retrospective or get reflexive or

not reflective about our live. We didn't get reflexive either. We were in like, let's look back on 200 episodes of bonus episodes. Well, maybe we should do that next week. That's a good idea, actually. I feel like we should do that. I feel like we should take stock of where we've come, et cetera. So yeah, well, technically, technically the next week is the 200th episode, right?

Because the first episode is one. It's like that whole thing, like 2001 is really whatever number is. You know, so 201 will be the reveal of 200. I'm trying to trick me numbers. I'm just gonna sit down. Yeah, whatever number is. Just relax. Go home.

You're drunk numbers. You're drunk. Listen, if you want to listen bonus episodes, you go to patreon.com slash watch for crap. And that's how you do that. Super fun. Like, like you're saying, there are 200 of them. Yeah.

200, 200. Okay, let's just keep saying 200. Okay. Okay, extra episodes and crap. That's how we're saying 200 times. So this week, we are going to West Palm Beach. We are leaving to go there. We're gonna be there Thursday night

for the Real Housewives of New York, reunion part one. Live. We're so excited. And then we are going to head over to Atlanta for two shows in one night. The first show is going to be Real Housewives of Dallas. The second show is going to be the premiere.

Ever, the first episode ever of Real Housewives of Atlanta. And you need to be there. So Atlantic, get there. West Palm Beach, get your asses there. We'll see you guys over there. You can also go get your car's Southern Charm shirts over at crappensamurch.com, find ticket links and merch links and everything else at watchwhatcrapens.com. Also, just so you guys know, those of you in the Denver area, we are coming to Denver next in September. So go get your teeks. And also, Ronnie is very modest, but I'll I'm going to unmodest him right now and

say that Saturday's his birthday. Ronnie's birthday's on Saturday. Are we going to be celebrating it in Atlanta? Okay. So anyone who comes to our shows on Saturday night is going to be part of the Ronnie Karen birthday. Extraordinary. Public suicide. Be there. Yeah there yeah yeah so if you want to be there if you want to be part of Ronnie's birthday if you want to be there to sing happy birthday to him don't use me as a set point mother if you no I'm exploiting you motherfucker if you if you want to give Ronnie a birthday gift this is your chance okay to make an indelible impression on him on his special day. Oh for Christ's sake. You're cool. Hey, I'll do what I can.

I'll do what I can. Yeah, that's all you're tickets. Just a little mother. Listen, I, yeah, I will do it. I'm like a Linda Fiorentino podcasting. Yeah, and by the way, I know that I'm back on blaming my mother for everything that's happened in my life. It's just because I'm watching that sharp objects on HBO.

So please mom, don't take it personally. Like we're cool. Everything's great. But I've noticed that the past few days I've been like, find mother. Like I've been taking, even when I, like I dropped a glass in my toilet the other day. And I was like, God, mother.

And I'm like, oh my god, I'm officially going crazy from watching sharp objects. OK. Yeah. Well, that comes from everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's where that comes from. Everybody. Yeah. Okay. Well, the duly noted, duly noted, we will keep a tab on that and we'll make sure. Yeah. Thanks, man. I'll be reigning it in. So today is Real Housewives of Potomac reunion part two.

And it's the final reunion, which I was kind of upset at first, because I thought, what does this show only get to reunions when you can Make three reunions out of that lame ass season of Beverly Hills. We just sat through Right, etc. etc. And then it looked like there was so much screaming and yelling and it looked like they found a an Investigator to go against Michael and then that made Michael cry. I mean, I was so excited for this week I literally thought about it all week. And then it happened, you know what, fuck you show.

I'm glad you only got two reunions. How dare you talk to me like that? I'm not okay with that. Yeah, the first reunion was, the first episode was so good. It's so funny. Second one, maybe not quite as strong. I actually fell asleep during, like plenty of minutes into it,

I just fell asleep on my couch and had to watch the rest of it this morning. And you know, as I've mentioned before, whenever I fall asleep during a show, it's basically like turning down the computer without saving first. And so like, even though I wrote down notes, a lot of it is very hazy to me because my brain pressed the reset button. So, you know, it's going to be a little bit of a challenge, but I think I can do it. Well, I was totally sober and excited. I actually was like, guess what? I'm not gonna do any parting today.

I'm not gonna have any Sunday, Friday because I ain't gonna be completely sober for Potomac. I cannot wait to watch that old dog, Michael, get put down. You know? I was waiting for the nurse to come in with a filled syringe for Michael and his running ass eyes. But no, so I did not get a little bit. I was waiting for Michael

just to get totally grilled and he beat us at our home game. He was he realized, oh, if I just like try to have a baby with Ashley a little bit right before this reunion, I'll I I can just like escape. Got free. Yeah. So everybody is like going to be nice to me, which totally worked. And when Ray Sonny came on this show While you were away. She said one thing that has stuck with well, she said a lot to stuck with me But this one thing particularly she's like white people really like Ashley, but we see her is just like a like a trick basically like

Somebody you know, what am I trying to say like a con artist or whatever right which I thought was such a funny way to put it but you know ever since she told me that of course I've always thought of Ashley's kind of dopey but innocent and I don't see her that way any more at all so thank you Ray for completely brainwashing me because now I'm really on Ray's side I'm like fuck this girl and she's also so depressed and angry now. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, I've, I've, oh, she's always been, I never saw, I never thought of her as like a con, but I do think that she has spoken out of turn many, many, many, many, many times. But, you know, two hour, two hour entertainment. So, so this week's episode, it begins where I had forgotten where last week's episode had left off and then when it starts up

It's like oh, yeah Karen's Karen's crying this is awkward. Oh, we're still we're still here. This is sad and Karen's you know She's crying. She's like I'm tired of being strong, etc. etc. And We see everyone else like out on stage just talking like waiting for to come back and Monique was like Mmm, I knew this would be hard for her, I knew. And they just cut to Andy's face. It was just like,

hmm, yeah. Yeah. Andy's like, we're trying to make happy hour. So, let's talk. So, that's just, yeah. Candace of course is like blotting and visible tears again. I mean, that's a little,

that little handkerchief that she carries around and square like a little, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb b like I know, I know how hard it is. But I'm tired of being strong. I know, Karen, I know. And then she's else scrunches her nose and kind of looks in the mirror to check herself out. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just so excited.

And then as you go, yeah. I can imagine how hard it is for her. Her mom being dead, you know. Oh, my God. OK, thanks Ashley. Thanks for frying again. And Andy's like, you know, it's interesting because if she just said, I'm going through a lot of my personal life.

I mean, Mike, Andy, just let her have a moment of grief, please. Yeah, just keep quiet over there, Cohen. So Andy just all comes back out, you know, and her green, the green dress, monster dress. And Andy's like, so what's up back there? And she goes, well, like her parents died, Andy. So I have to say, yeah, Karen, it's literally the strongest person I know. She once lifted up a car, the parked on top of the kitten. And when I say she lifted a car, I mean she drove it off the lot without paying envy. She said it was hers, but I had to correct her and say it was hers, not hers. But this is also why she tried to open a company called Enterprise.

I said no, go with icon. Also, there were sewing clips of Karen's company. And did we ever talk about her using the exact Oprah logo for her company, the Curse of O? No, I don't think we ever did. You know, her company really did not get the moment in the spotlight that it deserved at this reunion. Yeah, they decided to be nice to Karen.

So, Juzel was pretending to cry. And he's like, so what are you choked up about, Juzelle? And she goes, I can't imagine my parents sat down being here. I feel like an orphan now. Yeah. And then so Karen starts walking back. She starts, they starts this, starts this process. And yeah, and Juzelle, this may have been part of the same thing. She's like, to see her bowling, crying, it's just hard to process. And yeah, and just, this may have been part of the same thing. She's like, to see her bullying, crying. It's just hard to see. And then you see Andy, and he does this sad face.

Like, hmm, like he does a full frown. And like squenches his eyebrows. He's like, oh, I'm sad. It's like, I've put down my phone. I'm not even texting right now. That's how sad I am. He literally doesn't emoji face. He's like, hmm, sad. Here's my lower lip.

I'm just like the idea of them opening up Karen's rental house and it's all the cast from Annie in there. Like it's been a secret orphanage the whole time. So Karen finally comes back onto the set. So now it's been, we imagine it's probably been like 10 or 15 minutes that she's been back there, bawling, you know, getting over the fact that she's just gone like she's just had to bury her father and her mother had just died, etc. So she finally comes back, finally, finally, finally, finally she's finally composed herself, she sits down and he's like, welcome back. So your father just passed away last week, right? Huh? Like, what? Please, we know we don't Gotta be hard. I got a heart. God's really hard right huh? And she's well, we buried him

And he goes so that through you for a loop right Really what do you think Andy? She just walked off from 15 minutes in her wedding dress God such as well. That was a doubleet me. And I'm alone on the planet. And I don't want you all to say, but they're not want you all to say, but they're and Robin's like, well, you deserve it. And you know, everything sounds evil coming out of Robin's mouth.

You know, you know, me, but they're all like, well, we felt for you. She's like, oh, thank you, Ashley. I know you mean it. No, you mean it. I say, um, Andy goes, well, just else said know you mean it. No, you mean it, Ashley. Mmm. And Andy goes, well, Chisel said that you're the strongest person she knows and she goes, I try.

I try. I did, I did once lift up my her attention. I've got a kitten once. That was a big strong moment for me. And I burned down an enterprise, so. Hey, Andy, here's a word of advice. Remember the alamo. Remember the alamo.

You've got a budget. So... Hey, Andy, here's a word of advice. Remember the alamo. Remember the alamo. You've got a budget. The Chisels are coming, Andy. The Chisels are coming. So, yeah, so we're Karen and Giselle now. We're here in the studio. No, we're you emotionally. Well, we have to work on it. We have to work on it. It's very complicated, Andy. Everyone wanted me to end my relationship with Gzel this year but I refused the I said will work on it and it's a work and they like who was trying to get you to break up with just out she's making it sound like the show was telling

you're that's it and she's like I probably was no line. She probably was that's probably what that was available reference to so Andy tries to change a subject he's like well what about Monique and Jezel can Je Can Jacelle come to your, can Jacelle go to the wedding campus? And she's like, I don't want to give her a plate of food if she doesn't want it. Ah, no.

Yeah, she's like, I'm not paying 500 a plate for her to not be there. And Andy's like, what if she changes her mind? She'll be fine at home. I'm surprised she didn't start blotting her eyes. Like, I just started to think about homes, my home, home by my mother. That's a lot of my bags.

I have my eyes placed. Face half the red for the home by my mother. I love my street. I love my street. I love my garage. It opens all the time. I think this is my car. I love it. Well, it does explain why the mom is fairly nice to Chris all the time because you have to respect your renters.

You know, it's like the customer is always right kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah, she wants to get a good review on like, Radpad or something. Yeah. It's like, oh, he will not miss out my tripping bars. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So, and he's like, in Potomac, is it okay to date the ex of a friend? Oh, he will not miss out my tripping pies. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha creeping in the park after dark doctors you survived that uh... monique was into uh... and then the upper logo for icon enterprises et cetera et cetera and then the

the best part of the season which is all things that didn't just have guns yeah by the way we also did not really confront caron right didn't happen last week about the fact that her charity you had to give money to her company and in that company was in the give money to her company and then that company was going to give it to the charity. Where was that? Right? Yeah, I was wondering where that was to because they showed the logo and so I thought that's where we were going but nope. No, interesting. So he's

like, welcome Shariz. Shariz, we love your hair. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, she looked like she was wearing something from the fifth element. You know, it was like this weird futuristic red something another. Well her new f- yeah, she yeah, actually it was like a karate belt. Was the collar. It looked like it looked like she had dropped the Michelin man in red dye, cut him in half and wrapped his torso around her shoulders. Yes.

I loved her new haircut. Her new face was cute too, but I really didn't recognize her at first. I think she got tweaked a little too close to the reunion. Well Andy, you know I'm on the market, so I'm keeping it young. Ha ha. Yeah, she's like, I'm keeping it young. I'm not going to get any iron gloves because I've glued my eye, my eye lids that with eye lact glue.

How much eye lact glue do you have? Like, we can see your eye lact glue. It's too much. I'm literally keeping it young. I got Sean Young's hair. Yeah. And he says, well, you're not the only thing on the market. The house is on the market, too.

She goes, everything, faith, everything. Well, first of all, you just ruined your house by putting your champagne in there. Yeah, exactly. I mean, nobody buying that. Yeah, exactly. Way to go with your fan pan room, which has been turned into hoverboard storage.

And second of all, why has nobody just... Sirice has definitely promised the other couch, which she's now crowded on to, to be on their team, because they should totally be jumping on her for selling everything, because that's blood in the water with this cast. What do you mean?

Just that she's selling her house, she's got it like downsize and all this stuff after her divorce. That is usually something Chizelle would be all over. Well, I think it would be, well, if Chizelle said that she was doing it because she wanted to be somewhere more comfortable, then it would probably be like,

they'd be like, no, you're doing it because you're getting divorced from Eddie and you have no money now. But if she just says everything's on the market and she doesn't say why, then no one's gonna come for it. Plus also, that Chizelle is not gonna jump on Chizelle because Chizelle needs to Chriek on her side to go against

Yeah, that's her name. She's obviously got a something going on with that side because they totally leave her alone Yeah, and she's obviously guilty for this whole thing that's coming up this candle thing. Oh, yeah, totally So Andy asked why did Karen get a jit get out of jail three card and just like because this is something that Monique planned before we even started filming season 3. Yeah and Monique is like wait what's going on and poor Monique by the way her team still is not pushed her little brawl pad back underneath the dress I'm like where are her gaze? You know I don't know her brother maybe it it's awkward for her brother. So she, Monique's like, not for Lacey Brothers. Not for Lacey Brothers.

So Monique is like, I didn't do that. I didn't even meet her. I didn't even know when I met Kendall that you were the woman's, you know, that you were dating the woman's ex. Or whatever, which I don't necessarily believe. But she says it was all Shawshaw's plan, which I feel like really that tracks that

makes sense. Can I feel like Monique has been pretty upfront. Like, yeah, we did this to fuck with you. And even Shasha has been upfront to a certain degree. They're like, yeah, we just wanted to fuck with you, but Shasha does not seem to be upfront with the fact that she kind of roped Monique into it and then put it all on to Monique. Yeah, this is crazy because she even admits it right now

She goes I tried to get her on a season one and then I tried to get her on a season two and then I tried to get her on a hoverboard Then she broke her ankle so if she couldn't come on season two And I'll be honest and see them three. I said let's fuck with develop But I had nothing to do with her getting on to though okay so that makes no sense right yeah she she made it sound like Kindle was like dead weight like the producers were sick of her and that it was Monique who like resurrected the Kindle monster and and brought her on to the show I'm like I don't think Monique has the drive to figure that out. I mean, she's doing not for lazy moms like that. That's already such a clusterfuck

that I don't think she has the time or the effort or the stamina to investigate some quote unquote casting attempt that was dead and dormant. Right, and Sherry's even admitted on the show when it was happening that she invited candle on purpose to the first fundraiser thing so that monique would invite her to the second like she was opening the door for you know she's already admitted this that's why it's so stupid for her to lie about it yeah um so then just else like oh monique says you were the one he said it's time for Kendall to have a cameo and then Sharis goes in the worth of Robin.

Good one Sharis. She's waiting to pull that one out the entire time. And she's cracking up for herself. And she said she begged to be on one, but she was too boring. She begged to be on season two, but she was too boring. God, then I started dating Sherman and she was like pulled. She begged to be on season two, but she was too boring. Then I started dating Sherman and she was like pulled out of the closet. Okay, so basically you're saying that you've known her and we're friends with her and

you're lying or that you've at least known this girl for years and your husband's a fame whore because he was with her and now he's with you to still be on the show. Like, it's a very bad way to you to still be on the show. Yeah, if anything. So that's the thing, you know, is that there's all this talk of, you know, Jacelle, like, like, kindle wanted to come on. Jacelle knew her for so long and now Kendall's trying to come on. It's messy. It's so messy that Kendall's trying to come on to the same show and like that. Like her, like, her ex is dating, whose ex's girl is on, et cetera.

How about it's messy that if your friends with Kindle, you start dating Kindle's ex. That's like the, how about we start with the messiness there? Yeah, she ruins her whole art. This is just really messy. The kindle has been auditioning for the show for three years. Just like, she was brought out of nowhere. Yeah, you can have a food fight

where you're just the only one throwing the food. Yeah, but that's how just the whole food fights. And she makes you pay the bill. She has food. She has really bad fights. Yeah. She like offer, she's like, hey, will you order me some eggs on your first class balcony? And then she throws the eggs in your face.

Like, she's the worst. By the way, in general, you know, it's the worst food fights. Why do people do that? They're just like, not funny. They're not fun. Everyone gets dirty. You waste food. Everything gets messy.

I hate them. Privileged people, that's you. For real. Yeah, check your privilege food fighters, okay? I hate the concept of it. So then she's like, she just did it to ruffle my feathers. And when he's like, I could just wake up in the morning to ruffle your feathers. Now take that shit around your neck and parachute away, you're whack. And then I looked at the stuff, I thought she was talking about her like Waddle and I was like oh you go girl

You know like go like turkey Waddle Paris you but she just meant the green fabric so it wasn't as fun So yeah, this is when I started to do is off so my notes start to get spotty, but I early been Well, it was here's the thing I had a very long game of board a long day of board gaming and I Here's the thing I had a very long game of long day of board gaming and I had board gaming and then I ate some Indian food And I sat down at like 10 30 to watch this and I like 20 minutes in I just started to fall asleep. So it was You know it's a tough day and I just I appreciate all your thoughts and prayers So anyway Ashley, but I do have yours that Ashley tweeted something like Sherman sure has a type and So I guess the question is,

are Jacelle and Kendall similar looking? And she's just like, well, they both have long hair and light skin and Jacelle is like, and one's a horse and one's not. Yeah, really? She's so mean, but you know what I'm saying? And he's like, well, she did call her a horse face. And she's like, well, I was just saying.

Which is my least favorite thing. So then he's like, so what did you say happened with Sherman? There was like, he got mad because he was in people magazine. He didn't like it and he was freaked out by being in the public eye, even though he was dating somebody. He was trying to get on the earliest married. What the fuck is L?

And she's like, well, everyone not forwarded to him. And he just said he felt like he was on blast. He was in the NBA. He needs to chill out. Yeah. And he's dating like one woman he's trying to get on a reality show. And another one who is on a reality show. So shut up, Sermon. Nobody's buying it. Yeah. And you were seeing hookahs in the park. Yeah, exactly. Which is a public place, sir. Yeah, yeah. How about you don't put your hooker on blast with your penis and your semen? Yeah, fuck you for Sherman.

I hate you now, Sherman. Sherman, you're the worst. Yeah, Sherman, you're the worst. This is Sherman on blast. Sherman, where? Yeah, now you're on blast. Hey, how about you FaceTime better? How about you don't sweat during FaceTime?

How about that Sherman? You're on blast. Yes, Sherman. How about you learn to use a fork and stop fucking people in public like you fucked his L on that wine and that vineyard or wherever the hell you were like to reset you to Che. Yeah, Sherman. How about you refill your Starbucks card? How about that? Yeah, how about you go? We know you got low balance. Yeah. How about you make an effort for Starbucks bingo? Yeah. How about that? Because we know we know your bingo board is messed up and we know you only have like a dollar

$5 on your thing and then you're gonna go and be like, oh, I've got the app. I'm just gonna scan it right here and then you can say, I'm sorry, there's not enough money on that and then we're all online. I mean, like I can't believe we have to wait while he refills his balance. He's like, hold on, just need to get a sec. You know he's like, yeah, and you're like, I just want to order my coffee and he's like, hold on, hold on, hold on. And then he does it And then afterwards he goes oh, you know what I also want to get a cookie and you're like well, why didn't you order that originally with your low balance? Yeah, sir, man, and then he's the kind of guy where they're like sirman and then he gets a cup and he's like my name is spelled wrong

Could you yeah get me a cup with my name spelled wrong because I feel like I'm being put on blast right now Yeah, yeah He's like, you know, I don't like being in Starbucks so they're always calling out my name. It's like, because you know why they're calling out his name because he's on his phone now. Like he's checking something, some stupid website. He's like checking ESPN, which I like actually.

And he's checking it and they're like, Sherman, Sherman, and he's like not listening. Sherman, Sherman, and finally someone's like, oh, Sherman, there you are. We've been calling your name. He's like, oh Sherman, there you are, we've been calling your name. He's like, oh don't put me on blast. How about you stop checking ESC yet, and you listen for when your name is called

and get your balance straightened out. Yeah, stupid. So then Andy says, well, just look like you were just kind of desperate for a ring. You know, and your press ring came for a ring. And then Sharice goes, oh, the fee with pulling the Katie and everybody's like, who's that? It's so rude.

And then they show a flashback, it's funny because I was thinking about Katie earlier, and they show a flashback of Katie with Andrew and I was like, oh, I forgot, this terrible couple. Yeah, poor Katie. And then it's, yeah, she said the flashback where she's like, well, I could use a ring, a ring Ring and then Karen's like well, what I think to sell is You're happy with your life and that's okay. Just else okay to be happy. She's what I like. I'm not compromising Just tell us trying to make it sound like servants really trying trying to get back together, but she's not really sure

She's gonna give him that chance and then can can't just because he because she said that he's like calling her taxi Whatever and can't just like oh what did he what did you say when he tried to get back together and she's like I said Mind your business Tweety bird. Ah, which I appreciate it. It's about time someone reference to can this is Super bright yellow outfit. I know, even though Jacelle's dressed like Kermit going to the awesome event. Not even, it's like more like Oscar the Grouch. Yes.

I was thinking of like a bright green. Yeah, no, you had like a pleasant green and she's more like, she's more like like off brand Jade green. She's, you Jade Green. She's like, so I saw Crazy Rich Asians this weekend. In the Rich People's House, it's like super Jade Green and everything. That's what she looked like. But not in a spicious Jade Green. She's like wannabe Jade Green.

It's a really bad analogy and I apologize, but I just had to go with what was the first match up to my head. How funny, because that's an actual true huby, D. Inauspicious Jade green. So then she's like, well, he's calling me five or six at times a day. Yeah, no, it's going to be in the diary restaurant. Mama Mia, the folks are hanging again. See you at a Patone, McAcease.

And so she's like, Andy Cohen, nah, I'm concentrating on one thing at a time. So next up is Moni, you got blowback for putting Sherman on blasting, or Sherman's blasting his passing or whatever. Yeah, for she got blow back basically for giving Kindle a platform to talk about Sherman's indiscretions in the park with

hookers and and Monix like that's the one thing I regret like I regret that so much like why you regret that that's he did it. Okay I guess maybe as kids but he did it if he was so concerned about what his kids would think he shouldn't do in the first place. Sherman. Yeah.

Your low Starbucks balance and your hookers. No non bingo card. You're non bingo card Yeah, jerk, so she's like well, I have regrets and she's okay. You don't regret it I'm gonna be like you know what mind your business and Andy goes well It is kind of her business like we are talking. And she goes, this is me talking to Andy, okay? And she goes, well, she's trying to ramp up to an apology. Yeah. So basically, uh, Shmoneke feels really bad. She feels bad that she aired Sherman's dirty laundry and just like, you did not feel bad until you roast until Twitter roasted you. What? I'm like, did the Twitter really roast Monique about it? And like,

don't we, as Twitter users have someone better to roast the Monique over talking about Sherman Come on now. There's better people to roast roast us. I don't care roast us, but this come on About a bit. Yeah, and she's like so you regret it the first time the second time the third time It's like Maddie the phone. The first time you apologize to Shaman, I cried. Do you remember? Little Atlantic star for everyone. So Monique is like, she wants to apologize to Sherman and she's like, Shaman doesn't

want to hear Jack B nimble from you. And then Rob's bike. I love that. God that's funny Jack B nimble. Whoa, that was a great comeback. Rob said nothing this episode by the way. Yeah, she had nothing to say. It's time for commercial.

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So then Andy's like well, I'm really confused about Monique and Sheree's you guys were like sisters And Monique says we would talk every day and People you know people had a problem with it. I guess some people had a problem with it But she's someone I loved and cared about cared about and she's just trying to do something with her new face But I can't tell what it is. So I'm just gonna smile smile. It's called smiling. She's like well Oh, Nick did some things that were very questionable to me for instance She wrote on the hoverboard with her shoes on We don't do that And he's like well, what about her using you for connections?

And she goes, I didn't say that, but other people said it. Other people said it. And like, and just, excuse me, Candice Monique were like in the corner of me like, yeah, but you co-signed on it, which is pretty much the same thing as you agreeing. And you did say it, by the way. You did.

You complained ceaselessly for several episodes about, I brought on my friends to a hurricane Harvey will eat thing and then she used them as she took them and left me behind and it was both me my event it's like shut up she was my wife a bottle event and I love the one who volunteered your friend I love Candice yelling co-signed out when that's like totally her life I love Candice yelling co-signed out. And that's like totally her life. So I love good tangent. Ha, chicken homage for joke.

Oh, so Monique's like, no, I didn't. And by the way, you're the kind of person who's like, oh, don't use your hairstyles. I have a hairstyles. Don't use your masseuse. I have a masseuse. And she's like, it's not a masseuse. Oh no, Shereesco.

What's a big deal? I recommended a masseuse. And she was, it wasn't a masseuse. It was a massage therapist. I was like, okay,if, what's a big deal? I recommended him a thoo, and she was, it wasn't a misuse, it was a massage therapist. It was like, okay, sure. Well, look, yeah, because then everyone's like, one of the difference. I'm assuming maybe it's, I feel like maybe misuse

is a misuse or a little bit more illicit. Well, they're not technically a little bit more illicit, but I sort of think like unofficially, like those might be more illicit services, and that's why massage therapists call themselves massage therapists, because it sounds more professional. Like, you don't get a handy at the end or whatever.

Yeah, pretty much. Like, you're not on like a website called like, Moussour up the ass or something. But, um, bear hug. Bear Moussour. So anyways, so yeah, so I like, I couldn't believe that Sheree's was acting like she never complained about Monique using her connections. That was just ridiculous.

Yeah, that's Sheree. So, members, she came out with that long insta post that was like, I never said anything about Monique and then the very next episode they showed was all the stuff she was saying about Monique. I mean, Sheree's, to Lucinal, so caring. And Karen, well, I am the one, I'm disappointed. The Monique I know is 100% committed to you. It's a friend.

And Karen, and then she starts saying something and everyone interrupts. She goes, let me speak, this is my turn. And that's it. Like, oh, is that what you stopped us for? There was a genuineness that I thought was beautiful. And Andy's like, well, this is bleak. And I got something to say to each other.

Yeah, is there any hope for you guys? And when he's like, I'm good. And Joshy goes, I'm very good. Yeah. Zing. Ving to quote Robin. I'm very good. See what I did there,in. I'm very good.

See what I did there Andy? I added a very so that I'm good and then she's good. So the husband's come out and start taking their seats and Chris is like, well I'm sitting here. You know what me to get up and Andy's like, yeah, we don't. Please don't get up. Yeah. And Chris like, Candace is Chris, he actually looks really good.

He looks like he's sort of like, he toned up a little bit. And he looks, I thought he looked great, although he's wearing a horrific blue paisley blazer that she clearly is making him wear. And you can tell he was so miserable. I also got mad at him because he was man spreading so flak- like it was beyond a typical man spread. Like he was, he looked like he was trying to like emulate a frog His like the knees were fully going to left into the right I was like sir

This is probably how you sit in every subway and train and airplane and it's really annoying Yeah, man spreading and he had his foot up on the table like not the top of the table But like the little bar that holds the table, you know Yeah, he's gross. He didn't have like a groomed beard. He's just gross. Oh, I thought it looked groomed I thought it looked groomed. He had a little problem. It's gonna be all over the place He's gross. This guy's grossed me out and I didn't mind him at first, but now I just don't like him I don't mind. I actually still don't mind him. I feel like he has to put up with a lot I don't I'm actually I don't know why he's marrying Candace or they got married. Money. Money. Money. So, be well.

Money. Big Chris. Big Chris is like, oh it's lost $35,000 since January. His hand is a little smaller. And then like so how? And he goes, we've had a lot of sex and Robins like, who? Who fucks their husbands? Like that is disgusting. That's weird So And then Michael is doing that thing that indignant people do when they come on the reunions He's like well, I actually have not seen a lot of the share at all I've heard a bit what's happening But I haven't even watched it because they were like heavy washes that hard to watch

I haven't watched it on above at all. I'm busy with business and business in such Yeah, but I know it's going on because senior told me. Yeah, he had a lot of opinions for someone who doesn't watch the scenes, you know? Yeah, no kidding. So the first question of course is Chris. Let's talk about your deck. It's brown dick Andy. She's like Candace as she's already blotting her eyes. She's such a beautiful dick And Chris is like, did you bring a huge card? Did you bring a huge card yourself?

Huh? You bring a huge card? We could do a shit. But she liked that because it was a plug for every huge beauty. Yeah, I'm sick of this. Well, if I had to guess, you'd be huge number nine. Yeah.

So Chris, how did it feel to hear Candice say that she lowered her standards to be with you and he's like It's fine. She's been my rent. Yeah, exactly. He's like well co-signed so Yeah, you know, that's that's a lot. I've got to move over my head. So hey So then Candace is like I know that was a bad thing think, but it's not like I think it every day Andy Good come back. So then Andy's like, so about you being a deadbeat dad and Chris is like, well, I sent cards, okay And everyone has multiple contact numbers for me Wow great, there's one of them having check in it That would probably help, sir.

Did we, did they get into the whole last week I forgot? Did they get into the whole princess diva thing? I feel like they touched on it, but did they ever really grill Candace about like, is it such a big, oh, because she said that he had said you ain't worth shit, but I still feel like she didn't fully understand that fact, that what she she said, what she got so mad about was so fucking trivial. Yeah, and it won't because she said it was worse than that, that's why she was really mad. Yeah, so now that talking about, so Andy starts talking to Chris Samuel's about Monique's miscarriage and he was saying how devastated he was and apparently he thought it was super

hurtful the way the woman talked about the pregnancy. And someone on social media said that she lost the pregnancy because she's an alcoholic, which is super nasty, super nasty thing to say. And then he goes, I look at all these women and I know they have issues, but they're supposed to be friends.

I'm not sure you understand the concept of the real house, what? Sashal Medio was invited to our wedding. How could she be so hurtful? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So then, Andy's like, what about Serees? What a asshole, huh? And Chris is like, oh, I love Sererie, she was my favorite. I never thought this would happen. She stole my golden goose and tried to run away. And then she'd shop down a beanstalk when I tried to talk to her about it. Also Syrie, so I apologize. For breaking your hoverboard, I pinched your petriot my finger and my thumb and the entire thing crumbled into a thousand pieces. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh She is done. She is not going to ride with you no more She just goes okay She's like I'm a red belt around my neck sir. So I'm not afraid

So Queen question I put cute Queen Karen. Okay, God. I just gave Karen a raise so now it's time for Ray and Karen questioning and Karen's like Yeah, we just see a clip of them fighting. Yeah, and actually saying well, you're the one you said raised being this is all dried up and you're Slyas yeah, so Ray is just like laughing. He's like, haha, and he's like, hey, so you're laughing. That's a good sign He's like, well, I got to laugh so I don't cry Oh, yeah, and he's like I have hankies and Ray goes, huh? I may need more than that And he says so why keep something so serious like tax issues from your wife

Yeah, I was under the impression at the time that it wouldn't be personal issues He's like alt Chris this voice. I was like what is that voice Yeah, he's just like he is just like well I've had ups and I've had downs all over the place and these things just sort of happiness marriage And you know, you know like when you were trying to steal from the IRS. Sometimes it doesn't work out so well And then light just goes off on him and It's like oh and the camera's like oh, I did that. I didn't light off on him and it's like, oh, uh, and the camera's like, oh, I did that. I turned the lights off on him.

That's what I did. It's security. It's got that light out of here. It's security. Old Bob, old dudes. Ray did try to tell me something about taxes, but the lights were on, so it didn't count. Yeah.

So he's like, so basically what happened is I would describe it as a mistake in identifying some tax issues that the company had, but it was also a tax issue that the IRS overlooked. And basically we're both guilty and we hold each other and it was more IRS's side than my side. If they had been more diligent, they would have seen the money I had been hiding and since they didn't do that, that's really a flaw in their business structure. So, but it's all worked out. Yeah, he's like, I learned to put the Wii in IRS. It's like, hmm.

Okay. So Andy's like, so that's in the past now. Have you paid the bill? And he's like, I'm paying it. Okay. And he's like, how much is it? And he's like, yeah. And Karen's like, Andy, uh, anti security and that security. hilarious. And that's, he goes, anti-security anti-security hilarious Assygueth

Tri Andy what does she like had a little hiccup because she ate a bagel right before the reunion It's um by the way again. I'm surprised they didn't really grill Karen and and Ray too much about this like the the wedding ring situation The fact that he wants go to Florida, she wants to stay here, like the, or they didn't even grill Ray about the rumors about that he was obsessed with Jacelle's business partner, they kind of like left a huge amount out. Yeah, I'm not sure what was going on here, because it's new like them. Usually this is the petty shit they love,

you know, look what about your ring. Because they showed the clip of, you know, her not wearing her ring and stuff. Yeah. So I'm not sure. But they might have just tried and edited it all out because they don't admit anything, you know. They really just sit there and do that to my side. It wasn't good enough for, I trust that it wasn't good enough for third episode or that maybe Karen just was like Just kept on probably saying things like oh, I'm in such a terrible place right now I can't you know she probably it was probably just like not good content, which is too bad But I would have liked to have heard the answers. Yeah me too. So race like well I want you all to know that you got the landscaping guy in trouble because he found it and he thought his guys were yeah

He thought his guys were eating the pizza and He chewed the heck out of people Like so you weren't home is what you're saying like answering questions Kind well what I loved is when I and he was like Karen What did you think about the the pizza situation? You know that they brought that pizza? She's well Andy if you're gonna do something for me moving forward just ring me you know if you're gonna bring me pizza just tell me and I'll be there they're like even Ray everyone's like they weren't doing it for you they weren't thinking like hey you know what I bet Karen

really wants some pizza right now yeah and she's like well I'm trying to be nice these bitches nice pivot yeah she goes well it was trespassing and I have seven years to press charges by the way So Robin's like I just want to say that I always believed you lived there And I just wanted to put the rumor to rest. That's all yeah, she's just trying to help you you know good old Robin Exactly Karen's like it was childish. It's childish. Do you feel better about it? Do you feel better? And they're like, yeah, actually, it was like super fun. We had a great night. It was such a fun time. That was a fun time. It's great. It's super great. So then the question, do you think she lives in that house and just out goes, I think,

she lives in part of it. And they all started cracking up and raised like, what do I keep her changed up in the basement or what and she's like Well, I found it creative what links you would go to my love creativity Mmm And just else says well look I would tell Matt to stop the rumors I and ask to like yeah because Matt's trying to be friends with Robin and he's trying to be friends with Monique And he's trying to be friends with Jizal and he's trying to be friends with me

And he's trying to be friends with Michael. I was like, all right rap it up Yeah, and he cares like he's sister friendly person Don't you do for that. He's a friendly person slash assistant slash management. So everyone's basically like, listen Karen, just so you know, like, yes, he is being, he's like kissing all our asses and trying to get into our world and he talked to you about you. I don't care. I don't care. You know what? I just, he brings me back to the point where I was like, I don't care. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm basically like, listen Karen, just so you know, like yes, he is being, he's like kissing all our asses and trying to get into our world and he talked to you about your say, I don't care. I don't care, you know what? He brings me pizzas and he brings them to my face and that's what I appreciate about him. Yeah. And Karen just is like, well, I haven't heard him say stuff about Karen specifically, but I have heard him say stuff about all of us and the great. Like, okay, well, thanks for piping up beer.

Yeah. So then Andy's like, so do you live there, Ray, with Karen, and then Chris or Michael's shaking his head with his teary eyes? Exactly. None of this makes sense from a financial standpoint. I mean, Ray, it doesn't make sense. You went from a house that you owned to one that you rent, and on top of that, I mean, I know you're a small business man even though you have your tax problems

Which by the way I also didn't get you have accountants and people to do all that business as you're on And you're supposed to tax sign a tax for something returns and whatever That's like a Michael again, you didn't watch the shows. You don't even know and you're also like clearly the tax up is shady But like you're like you sound like you sound like the dumbass here in the situation. Like obviously, there were, like at the very, at the most conservative view of it, it was that yes, there were accounts and the accounts were being shady. And the least conservative view is that Ray was being shady. So like, what are you trying to prove here? Like you're just explaining the obvious. Yeah, and Karen's like, you're going to have to

tie me down and I'm going to get out of this and And Candace is like sitting there. She's like quietly muttering under her breath like smudder singing She's like oh you were trying it Does he think he's talking to fistball the wall he ain't talking to nobody over here. That's crazy This is disgusting no morals no Michael's like explain yourself and Karen said we don't know your explanation like, explain yourself. And Karen said, we don't know your explanation. Mm. Michael, shut the fuck up. Stopping a bitch.

Okay. You're not part of this. Be quiet. I know. You're married to like some 10 year old, and you had to have two pre-naps because you have such a little faith in her. So please, with your theory, ask, you know,

a bant and dog eyes. Please stop it. Exactly. And I like that when Michael says all this shit shit and then he's like I don't want to eat and say and then Chris is like how are you gonna run your mouth for five minutes and then say you don't want to hear the answer you know. And then Ashley's like well my problem with her is she is not forthcoming. I'm not gonna change for you Ashley.

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I'd like to hear it. The apology to me. And says the guy who condescends to his wife and everyone on the stage, nonstop. Yeah, and yells at women. Like, fuck you dude. Yeah. So Andy's like, for what?

What does show you an apology for? And he's like, in allegation, about a piccha, which is the grinder picture So we see the grinder picture they put it up and Karen's like, I'm not gonna apologize That's because I believe it I send a pizza pie to your hotel room and no one took it So that proves it you're gay and inside having sex with the man. Otherwise you would have taken the pizza

I send a pizza to your door and then you fucked it on grinder Pictures of man with pizza on a stick pizza. I send a pizza to your door and then you fucked it on Grindr. I've got pictures of man with pizza on a thing. I faxed over the report to my friend. So Michael's like, oh, I've got a passport. You want to see it? And everyone's like, no. And he's got receipts. And he was like, his lip was trembling and everything. He was like,, he was like, like, you could see he was like, like, nervous like that, nervous. He wants to do a nervous cry, you know, because I've do that all the time. So I recognized it.

Yeah, he looked like he was going to cry like a little fucking baby. No offense, I didn't mean like that. That's okay. And then, I know that's like, what happened? That's why it's so unnerving, because you're like nervous. And you're like, oh my god I'm gonna cry for no reason. Yeah, I looked like that and then they didn't give him a chance because he really wanted to show that Passport as this evidence. Yeah, and so he didn't get the chance to show it and he got all upset and I really wish Andy had been prepared and just showed the clip of him grabbing all the guys

Asses for the first two seasons. Yeah, and I'm being confronted about that by Jacelle who is now for the first two seasons. And I'm being confronted about that by Jacelle, who is now pretending that she's always been a big champion of this guy. Exactly. So just ask your regret spreading. Second-hand gossip about blue eyes, and apparently Karen put out a cease-and-de-cis

on Ashley, so she's not allowed to talk about blue eyes anymore. But from the current couch, Monique and Karen are talking about being at of party and blue eyes is there and Monique's like, yeah, I sat with him. I talked to them all night and Ash is like, well, none of my friends' drivers come into the party, which is kind of true, although it doesn't, you know, everyone has a different relationship with their drivers, but it is sort of strange. But apparently, so, but Ash is not allowed to talk about it and Karen's like, it's not a night of thread.

I will sue you and sue you for your restaurant and give it to your mother. And Michael just starts laughing because he's probably like, please, please take this restaurant off our hands. He's like, suddenly I'm on your side. You give it to Sheila. So then, Andy's like, but why are you so sensitive about it, Karen?

Why is she so sensitive? Because Ashley's saying that she's been cheating on her husband publicly. What do you think is sensitive? What a stupid question. And she goes, well, I'm just sick of her lies, Andy. And he goes, yeah, but you're going to sue her for it. She's like, well, it was what happens live.

Andy, you're so. It went too far. Andy, what did you want? And then we see a clip of Ashley on the show saying that her step brother, or her brother, whoever, saw Karen with her head in Blue Eyes chest and he reached over and took two big handfuls of her ass and then Rey goes, well, I have Blue Eyes phone number and I've had it for 15 years and Mike goes, so, and Karen goes, yeah, so fuck you, weirdo. I give him the finger.

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He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. you win oh what are you gonna do next take a picture with it with your flip cam is that what you're gonna do you you and your fancy millennials what are you gonna tintype this now what's next I'm gonna see it on your codec advantage roads that what's happening next oh and he's like so you have his number great you never suspected anything on all these years and goes, well, here's a go I did, but then I had investigated and it was nothing and he goes you hired a PI and he's like We all have friends Andy. We all have friends

Mine is named Irene Roscoe Savannah Iris Irene Roscoe Savannah and Savannah Rin Roscoe And I'm actually like trust your instincts trust your instincts. Okay. Okay. Yeah I'm just taking your head of Ashley like so he has been trust his instincts Which is why he made you sign up fucking a second fucking contract on camera, okay? Exactly so and he's like hey, you should introduce Sharice to Blue Eyes and set them up. And Chris Samuels thought that was the funniest should ever.

He's like, the village starts falling around him. And so then Michael's like, because he's like, okay, go away husband. Sharicee is you've been useless and that's why you no longer remain cast remember goodbye. Yeah. So she's like, thank you. Yeah, did it. Tha thaan, hoverboards off. I'm on the market, everyone. I'm on the market.

And Michael's like, is it like this the whole time with Karen? She's Tiff Lone and Ray's even worse. Get go away. God, I'm still holding right now. So now we now Shasha's gone the husbands are still out there So now it's time to ask now it's time to get into the action Michael segment So we're like I'm like finally here it is after a whole season of he's been a dig time for him to finally get called up All his shit. It's finally gonna happen right now But at the same time I'm like there's not a lot of time left in the show. So this is sort of weird

So what do we learn? Ashin, Michael, are in a better place and they're actually trying to have a family like, oh, so Oh, so now we can't like get mad at you for not wanting to have a baby with her because I have to be such a prick. Oh, we can't be mad about you abusing her mother and calling her a fucking low life on TV both of you, by the way, both of you are talking to. And she's like, no, my mother was grateful because she learned from it. Yeah. And like, well, we can at least make one of your mom's boyfriend because he's a low lip. No, he saw himself on TV. And now he's fully employed because he realizes he's been a douchebag for 20 years. Like, oh, so everything's sort of working out well. We did learn that Ashley had a miscarriage, which is very sad. And that, that causes Michael to cry and

it causes him wanting to cry. And now Ashley is seeing a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, which when she says that, she starts to chuckle, which is hilarious, which is else. You can tell she's like, I'm on a couch with this motherfucker. Oh, she on my couch. Yeah, how is she not with laughter or oil over there? Yeah, and then she announces, I have a cold cuter. It's like I could have told you that. Yeah. Okay, so then this is sad.

So everybody cries about miscarriages, which, you know, is sad. So I'm just going to pass that right on by. And then Karen is like, she's like, well, it was hard for me to watch, Ashley, and her mom go through all this stuff, all season because I was using my mother. And I'm glad you have a mother, your mother had an appositive relationship, which was really nice.

It was a really nice sentiment, but it was also, I was like, oh, Karen's not about you right now. Yeah, Karen, okay, it's not about Karen. Then Monique cried because she's had a miscarriage too. And then everybody's crying. And then Andy's like, I know what'll make us cry even harder Ashley's music video

Yeah, so we see an extended clip from coffee and love as she's debut single and it's like I'm in a hot tub and I sing in a hot tub because I like coffee You're like my morning coffee. You're strong and make me shit a little bit You're my taste just choice but not my first choice, but that's just life Senka Senka Maxwell House So Everybody's just like ohca Sanca Maxwell House. So everybody's just like, oh, that was great. Wow. Like it's like, I love it. And Andy goes, well, when she's saying that, you look kind of nonplaced. And he's like, well, I'd like to say thanks, but I think it was great. More goodness. Would it heal?

It's like, okay, did I say that right? Did I say that I practiced? So oh this is where they're getting rid of the husbands like I say just got rid of Sherees before yeah They only got rid of the Sherees before and that's right. That's what no, it's fine And I think man spreader over there is like well because there's that anything else the husbands want to say and Michael's like our Chris amazes like I love Monique. And then the other Chris comes in. He's like, you know, it was a learning experience for me. So like, yeah, and his foot's up on the table. And I just thought, you're a fucking pick. Get out of here. Yeah, I started dislike him more because of the way his legs were.

I mean, just like, just full on crotch right up on Candice's head. And it was just like, I'm not going more because of the way his legs were. I mean, just like, just full on crotch right up on Candace's head. It was just like, just close your legs a little bit, just a little bit. Like, have some criticism for people who might be sitting around you. Even though there was no one sitting to the right of you, but still. Theoretically, there was a ghost sitting there who was getting crowded out, okay? Yeah, so Andy's like, okay, get out husbands. And Michael's like, where? That was payable fool.

On even support, on even payable fool, cry cry. It's like, oh, shut up. So that's what the campaign is for. And it's the final moments. And Andy goes, something you learned. Monique learned to mind her own business. And then, uh, Robyn's nose snorts and rolls her eyes. Robyn's like, um, you can't be on a show

in mind-jewel-in-business. Which would be fine except that like every other episode is Robin being like, mind-jewel-in-business. Don't talk about me. Don't put a meme up about me. Yeah, exactly. And then Candy's like, coming into this new group of dynamic

and big personalities, I am appreciated. I'm appreciative of the sisterhood. Blop, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It just feels like, oh, I'm crying. Of course, I mean, it's so far. I didn't cry. And of course, I'm crying. I'm like, you cried five times in the past one minute.

Yeah. And Ashley's rolling her eyes. Ashley really does look just bitter and mean by the end of this. I don't like it. I like sweet Ashley, who's like just messy for fun. But now she looks like evil. And I'm not like, I mean, she's married to Michael It's what happens in wouldn't you be wouldn't you turn bitter and evil if you're married to a walking iguana? Yes, but it's something she chose not if I chose the iguana

It's not like the iguana. I think you're entitled if you if you marry someone who you think is more of like a like a pleasant Ocupi and then turns into an Oguana you're like what? Well, I'm blaming Jiz and Robin not not Michael, but I guess it's like a trifecta really. Yeah, it's a trifecta of awful that will ruin anybody And Jizal's like well, I have learned not to tell people who I'm dating because someone will find that person's ex and bring them on the show Oh, Nick may yeah, yeah, she's and Karen's like And Karen's like I learned life is very short Always have a good security god yeah, bye security security what if you learned and then Andy goes okay

Let's leave the to step to jizel which was the worst idea ever because she had nothing she's like well no matter no matter what we're in this together short hair don't care Robin and koolie hair and maybe monique will apologize at some point and kendus I would love to come to your wedding yeah exactly what the hell is that what's the matter well are you sure? Cause I wouldn't want to pinch you out. No, I mean, I'm I mean, FOMO, etc. Oh, that's Karen, but whatever. And that's basically, that's basically the word. Man, it was like the season started off

really great and juicy and ended kind of like, I thought it was, I thought it was really great all season long, but I do think the second hour of this reunion was a little lackluster. Yeah, they lost me on the trip. I was kind of done with them on the trip on and this, yeah, the second half is in other words, goodbye, good bye, Potomac. Thanks for a mostly entertaining season. See you next year, suckers. See you next year. And then, I guess we don't have Potomac next week, but then the week after that, Maritim Edison starts up. So, yes, and next week we will have,

in Monday's place, we will be doing shots. So that will be, this Friday, that will be next Monday. For those of you who keep it school, and everyone else hopefully will see you in West Palm and then Atlanta this week for our Chisholas. Go get your garbage shirts, everything's available at crapens.com. And Denver, get prepared prepared because you're in

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