Watch What Crappens - Family Karma: The Great Auntie Walk-Off

Episode Date: June 14, 2021

Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Dun dun duunnnnnnnn!! This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello! Ben! Hi Ronnie! Ben! Ja! How are you? I'm doing great thanks, how are you? I'm doing very, very well.

I'm just happy to have another Monday. It's like if you ask my mima how you doing? I'm still here. That's right. But in a more positive way, I'm still glad I'm still here. Yeah, good. What a time to be alive, Ben. It truly is.

June, summer, things are looking up. Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross. Yeah, well, here's something gross. Here's something that's not gross. Family Karma, we're gonna recap it today. Love this show, loving it in its second season. Love that we finally got Loppa this week. I was like, I've just been waiting for Loppa.

Waiting and waiting for Loppa, but there are, like we said last week, this is the Game of Thrones of Bravo and there are just so many characters that they just couldn't even make room for all of them last week and then they couldn't even make room for all of them this week. They just have to have like shifts. So the first week of Family Karma was very much all about the kids and the kids doing stuff and it's funny that we're calling them the kids. We're just kind of like falling in line with what they call them. All the adults and all the quote unquote kids, they all refer to themselves as kids, even though they're in their 30s, you know. Yeah. But it's like it's a bravo thing, I think,

right? Because Vanderpring rules everyone's like, I mean, what what are they? 20? No, they're like 40, okay? It's true. But this week was all it was the emphasis really seemed to be on the aunties, which I appreciated. That's what I appreciated it to you. And, you know, we backed for that last year. We were like, why is this about these fucking kids? Nobody cares about that. We want to see the aunties. And I'm guessing the audience said that as well, because now, guess what?

We get half a show about the aunties. I hope it stays this way because I loved it. Yeah, it should stay this way. It probably won't, but I think that they probably made a conscious decision to say first episode, young people, second episode aunties, and then who knows what the balance will be going for. But I was just so happy that we got true auntie action. In fact, we hadn't even seen Vichal's mom, Reshma, last episode.

So there was just a lot of things that had to be addressed. And so I love this show, love it. Yeah, so we start with the Chintra Dharma narration parts. And they're talking about how Monica, they remember the name Monica because of the song Monica and Dharma really like dancing to it and doing the chest movements and stuff and cracking each other up in there.

And then we go to Chintra's home where Dr Monica, girlfriend Monica, has spent the night with Brian. Yeah. And and and Dharma, the mom has made dinner so they're like, I'm running out of the room. They're like, mom, mom, mom. They're there to get food. And Brian is feeling a little embarrassed because he didn't want Dr. Monica to meet all of his friends the way that she did,

which was in the height of so much drama last week and then it's like last week. It's like, hey, your brother said I was on a Richter scale of gay. Well, actually, it was like, Indians gone wild. I mean, that was crazy. Yeah. So, um, so his mom, you know, it's breakfast and his mom's made like this huge meal. Oh, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. That was crazy. Yeah. So his mom, you know, to breakfast and his mom's made like this huge meal. Oh, it's breakfast. I was dinner for some reason. Oh, maybe it was. No, it could have been breakfast. I don't know. So Brian's like, you know, this is the longest I've ever been in a relationship seven months and it's intense because it's long distance and, you know, I go see her and I get a hotel for like four days. I mean

Intense Yeah super intense and so then Brian's dad Mike is like guess what? I've got a surprise view Monica coconuts so then we find out that Mike grew up in Guyana and Like when he was eight, you know, he had to sell coconuts because if you could sell coconuts, then that's show that you were a man. And he, but also when he was a child, chopped off part of his thumb,

trying to open up a coconut and then a duck ate it. And they're like, a duck ate his thumb. Can you believe it a duck ate his thumb? He's like, it's very traumatic. A duck, a duck ate his thumb. Also, I know you were eight, but since you were becoming a man, it's like a good time to have talk about business sense,

because if you are selling coconuts, why are you in any place where there's a duck there to eat your thumb? Like, I need you at a mall, you know what I mean? I wish I could be an agent for these eight-year-olds, because I love child labor. Like, I've always been a huge, ever since I got my phone, you know?

I was like, they do a great job. So I believe that children should work, they just need some guidance, because I got my phone, you know, I was like they do a great job. So I believe that children should work. They just need some guidance because they're like eight, you know, we can call them adults and have them make our iPhones, but they're still eight. So we need to direct them like to malls, throw fairs, places like that. But what's also up with these fearless docs of Guyana that here's someone swinging a machete and the doc's like, I don't care. I'm gonna hang out because who knows, maybe there'll be thumb. And I told you so, there was a thumb.

Yeah, it's like the rebel duck just daring somebody to chop his head off and cook him. Like, who's gonna cook a duck? Am I right, God? I'm just a duck. No, whatever, cut my head off and eat me, right? So, gosh, that is actually, by the way, I thought that story was horrifying and they're sitting

there like laughing and they, you know, it's like, oh, here's my thumb. I'm like, a duck ate your thumb. Like, I can't, like, I would be horrified if I was eight years old and like, I chopped off part of my thumb and then I'd duck ate it. It's, that's like nightmare fuel. Well, hey, that made, that's how you, that's how he became a man of eight, you know, that's how it happens. It's your thumb. So they're chopping coconuts and brangos. We got a squirt or like, what the hell? What? They're mocking Brian as he tries to cut one and they're like,

he's not going to be able to do it. But he eventually does do it and he kept his thumb. So he's got that over his down. I never would have let him hold him a shuddy. He's not gonna be able to know that, but he eventually does do it and he kept his thumb. So he's got that over his neck. I never would have let him hold a machete. He's just too pretty. I don't want him to mess with that face with a machete scar. Yeah, also you don't want him to teach him how to open the coconut because then he's gonna be a man and then what is he gonna have to move out? Come on.

Yes. Well, also he picked the coconut and he also picked it up and started spilling the coconut juice everywhere. They're like, like, what's the point of opening up the coconut if you're going to hold it upside down? Yeah, I just wanted to show I did it. It's like, yeah, but he's spilling the coconut juice. A duck just comes up and bites his thumb off. Like, I'm not waiting for you.

Remember me. I don't deserve this. Yeah. So this all and his mom, uh, Reshma, go to see an office because he has been Remember me? I don't deserve this. I don't deserve this. Yeah. Daniel Stauld. So, the Saul and his mom, uh, Reshma, go to see an office because he has been trying to sell it or something. Was he selling it? He's a real estate.

I guess some sort of commercial real estate, but the thing is that Vishal has been in, uh, therapy now, so he's confident. And now he's, he, he can do real estate confidently. So we're just sort of seeing him talking about like, oh yeah, the place over there sold for $4 million. So those are the sort of numbers that a confident man gives you. Yeah, so he's a real estate consultant.

So I think he went in and kind of told them how to remodel the place to sell it for more money or something, because they're talking about like all the reviews they have and stuff. And he's like, you know, a confident person puts tools in hallways. That's it. I do it.

Okay. And he's like, I'm disappointing my mom much less. And then the camera sort of pulls out. We see his parents are like right there. And she's like, what? How would you say that? Okay. And she laughs.

And the producer says, well, did you tell your mom about the party? And he's like, no, I mean, I don't really want to get the families involved with this. So now they're in the car talking. And she's like, well, how are you feeling? And he says, you know, I'm feeling stronger. Therapy is doing great, you know, and she says just reach, uh, reach, I know that you're in therapy. And she's like, yeah, she's the one who suggested it. And she goes, oh, well, you know, it takes two to tingo. Yeah, which is her way of being like a... bitch better get her shit together, too, right?

So, so she's like, well, I don't know how to ask you about wedding plans. And he goes, well, I have her engagement ring. And so she just looked at the ring and goes, I mean, this is too much, man. This is too much. Like, why should you give you that ring back? He goes, well, she didn't want to be my fiance anymore. So we should rush my goes, well, you'll count to be a fiance today and then not tomorrow. He's like, well, that's why she gave the ring

back. I don't understand why people are like still thinking they're in a relationship. Like, this relationship is over. Like, it's literally so over. Why do people get that? Because I think they do this all the time. That's why. I think that just this couple, it's like, I'm so mad at him. I'm breaking up and then they get back together and then they break up again.

Then they get back together. Now they engage with what's off. I'm never talking to him again. And then she's still talking to her about what it's gonna take for him to come back. You know? So I think they're just that couple in the friend group. And he's like, you know, we also have parental issues.

And that's a whole other dynamic. And she's like, I don't have any parental issues. I have no problem with Loppa. And then we get the flashback of Loppa at that party last year where she's like, oh, Risha found this Indian character. He's a moron. He's a moron. He has nothing. My daughter does everything. So now it's like Loppa, her big debut for the season, and they literally treat her.

The producers treat her like she is a WWE superstar about to enter the ring. like she is a WWE superstar about to enter the ring. I'm like, um, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn. She's like walking and then she's like standing and like wind blowing in her hair. Like, or she's like, I'm like the neck, like a western, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the apprentice. You'll find them. They did have that where she's just standing there in her hair is blowing in the wind. Yeah, yeah, she was literally just standing there with

hair, but like when it's just it was so dramatic, like Lopeth back and God bless Bravo. The only the only the only network on TV that can give us a sort of small middle-aged older lady just like walking through her apartment and treat it like I'm like a Lopha, you're back and she goes She's like all laughing and because she's like now she has some wind in her sales, you know So you got like a little bit of a glow up and everything and so she just got a condom in Miami and she's like and it's blessed, it's blessed and I'm just like do you even know what that means like we spent three hours doing it it's blessed it's blessed that's how that matters it's blessed. So you don't know what it means we sat on the floor for three hours and you don't know, she gets its blessed, okay. So then we get clips of the blessing and this guy comes in, a

handy guy comes in and like marks the walls with, what was it? It's turmeric everywhere. There's like pristine white things like, oh, put some turmeric here and here I put on the floor. Right just like, ugh, and both of us are like, there's still some stains. So then Richard catches us up with the marriage. And she's like, you know, a lot happened after the engagement. I mean, it was basically a shit show after that. And we both knew, you know, we're sick of each other. That's it.

And I said, why is she crying? Okay, he's not allowed to come to my house in Memphis and he's not allowed to come to the New Condo, okay? Like, bush, I don't take that from no one, okay? If you're going to do that, get the hell out of here. Get out, I don't take it, I'm Loppa. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. And then we get the bird, the scary bird sounds while she poses on the balcony and the wind goes through her hair, slow motion. This is like, lovely posing as if I've been at this building. So Vishal is with her mom, Chitra, and they're dry. Oh, she's getting her shot because she's

getting her shot. Anisha is with Chitra. What did I say, Vishal? Oh, my note. Some sorry. There are many people on that. Anisha, yes. She's with her mom Chitra. And she's getting her shot because she's getting her eggs taken care of. And so now we get to hear eggs. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.

What does a typical bravo show? I think this is a very typical season two storyline. Eggs. Eggs. Yeah. And it's actually a pretty quick one, too, because she's already getting them retrieved in episode two There's like a little vignette with Chitra and Anisha sitting on the sofa and Chitra is talking about

All the words that Anisha has taught her like the word thirsty and she's like, you know for me thirsty was literally opening up the fridge I don't have any water. That's like what I thought, you know, and like and Anisha's just like smiling like so happy that she got her mom to say thirsty and She's Anisha's like what about WAP what about she got her mom to say thirsty. And she's Anisha's like, what about WAP? What about, I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Okay, I don't want to know about WAP. So they talk about how she just wants to do one egg to start, okay? And the mom's like, you might find a man.

I believe in miracles. Yeah, and because Anisha needs to get a shot and because she's for the freezing the eggs and she needs to check her AMH levels, she goes, which I think stands for all my hoavis. And she's telling us that she needs to simulate egg production because then you make you simulate egg production and then you put them in the freezer like paneer mockney.

Yes, exactly just like that. And she's like, you know, Mom, I do have to meet a guy. Look, it's not just for the kid. I know this is weird for you too, Mom. She was, I never thought I would go through this, but you know me. I deal with it. I deal with it.

I dealt with so much disappointment from you, Nisha. I'm used to it. I didn't think I would recover, but then you did start coming your hair and wearing fake eyelashes. So, you know, you take the good, you take the bad, you take them all in there, you have, what is that to the Octo mom show that's from right? Facts of life, it is effective life. But what is the show from?

So then we go over to the Sean and Dylan House. And they're with their mom, Kupna. And they're just talking about how big their house, they're just joking about how big the house is and everything. And Kupna loves having people over and wants them to come over because this family is like the center of this whole social circle. They're like the most influential family. And they also have life-sized marble statues of everyone,

except for Dylan. Dylan is the only one who doesn't have a giant creepy statue, which is probably a good thing. I think we saw those statues last year too, by the way. I was like, what is the deal with those? And the mom's like, oh, you're in the statue, but you're in my tummy at that time. So you're a little baby statue of my tummy.

He's like, thank God. So Kalpana's cooking in the kitchen, and she's trying to teach Pooja. Pooja is Sean's girlfriend, how to cook. And now Pooja's doing that thing. She's like, I want to set you up, Dylan, with this guy I know, he's gay. And that's it.

So you're both gay. So I mean, it's a job. He's like, um, try to get to know anything else about him. I mean, what does he look like? What does he do? Can I see his body? No, the mom goes, can I see his body? Come on? Put it up his body. Let's see. Yeah. And Dylan tells us that his mom once tried to set him up with his like cousin and he was well it was like my fifth cousin, whatever, but my mom was like, whatever you're not reproducing. Yeah, listen, I have some hot fifth cousins in my life. So I was like, go for it.

Go for normalize this for me. Thanks. That's right. I mean, hey, you aren't reproducing. So go have at it. Yeah. So, well, you know, I'm Levin Nees and a couple of first cousins are married in my family and there was a big family reunion. God, a

long time ago when I was a kid and one of the uncles had t-shirts made that said incest is best. So that's what kind of classy family I come from, everybody. Thank you. Thank you very much. If you don't believe me, ask Ronda. So, so, Kalpna tells the story about Dylan coming out and, you know, how like he published this thing in the Duke newspaper and then he called and she read it and she starts to get choked up and saying how she wasn't expecting it but then she was felt bad because she didn't see it and then, you know, she had a dream and it's different and everything. But no, it's like nothing to them. So, you know, it was nice, nice little moment.

Yeah. And that's so gay, too, right? To come out in a newspaper article that you wrote called Dear Mom. Right. And that is so, that is just so dramatic and fabulous. Like, Mom, you're going gonna want to read something that's published Okay, yeah, you called them mom. Mom read you have to read this mom you have to read this Yeah, so then

Now we go to a lunch the guys are having lunch. Okay, so Brian and I'm read so they're having lunch and Brains that guy who greets everyone like oh my god. There he is the man the myth the legend I know he's so cheesy He literally says that it's like he's it's almost like he's aspiring to be Joe Gorgah, but he can't quite get there Which says something so and then he starts trying to sound professionally goes. Yeah, man. Oh man work It's the end of the year. Q4, am I right? Business. Yeah, Q4, bro. Fiscal. I'm, I'm, I'm reads like, yeah, well, me and Nicholas are home together. And Nicholas is teaching remotely. And so I can't really take a conference call

and we go to their apartment and Nicholas is just talking his fan is really badly during all of his business. He's like, so that's not going to happen. Like, maybe you should have thought about that before you got us to do apartment. Why did, like, was there no one bedroom that was available? Not on the beach, bitch. I guess not, you know. So, uh, they order all this food, but V-Shall doesn't want to have, he, like, requests no octopus in the CVJ Because he clearly just watched my octopus teachers like I just watched this documentary about octopus. They're really smart They're really smart

It's like octopus, you know, they are really smart and they sing showtoms I'm sorry capo's. I'm kind of acting to pie now. We have to send him our My octopus teacher recap. Yeah, and actually by the way if you don't know about that the Academy Award winning documentary my octopus teacher We did a full Recap of that entire movie we recapped every single inch of that movie. So go look at it in our story. And you the panna. So

we want that man coming to my house. Hey, hey, the fish don't tell Vishala that I have a house now. So Brian's like, wow, that was a good party. I had the other night though, right? I mean, there was 15 minutes at the end of the night. It was a little Q4, but then of course it became like Indian telephone. And Vishal's like, yeah, I mean, there was 15 minutes at the end of the night that was a little Q4, but then of course, it became like Indian telephone and Vishal said, yeah, I mean, it like spread like wildfire. So then we go back to the other house and Sean is towel-telling.

He's like, mom, dad, you will never guess what Vishal did at the party. He said he was gonna put his, he was said he was gonna put Dylan's on the ground And they're like what? He goes yeah any triple and could droople down and he even tried to push me and then we see Flashback of a little like bloop that that we shall give Sean He's trying to push me. Give me a break And Cop is like he tried to push you

Well, he needs to apologize. I mean, and Sean says, well, what would Retchma say if what Retchma say if she knew, it's like, okay, you shady, shady queen. You know, we still you're doing. This is just that family, you know, it's like the drama family. What would she say if she knew? I'm not saying that you should tell Retchma, mom, but if you did theoretically, what would she do? Yeah, because apparently the moms are super close. They came here together.

They came to the country together. And so they're inseparable. So this could cause great, great drums. And she's like, oh, come on. What kind of Indian kid gets in a fight? I mean, that doesn't happen. Was this in quarter four? I think, and again, what. Was this in quarter four?

I think again, what kind of Indian kid gets into a fight? They're not kids. They're not kids. This is also like not really that much of a fight. Yeah. But yeah, so they're now saying that like, you know, she's like, well, it's sad because Visha is not a bad kid, you know, and they say, oh, yeah, he's just in a bad place. And you know, something's going on with his life. Something's going on. And Resh was not talking to him, you know, and they say, oh, yeah, he's just in a bad place. And, you know, something's going on with his life, something's going on.

And Resh was not talking to him, you know, a story of his life. He had the dad goes, oh, really? Reaches not talking to him. Well, we've heard that before. It's a story of his life. You're all shady and most family. Yeah. So they're back the other dinner, the other lunch, I believe, I'm read talking and he's basically he's said he asks yes

if he saw if he would have said different words to Dylan had he not been dealing with life issues and Vichal's like Yeah, I think I'm snapping easier and I called Ritja from the car home car ride on the home the other car ride home the other night And we got into another fight, you know and I'm read I'm really like another fight. That's a lot of fighting for you that night. First there was that very light push and then and then you probably had some slightly unpleasant words with Risha. Yeah, you probably got the voicemail was like, oh my god, we held that. Also why I hope you weren't driving. I hope this was an Uber. And also, why were you calling Reach on that night? I don't think that's the wisest one.

Wow, I'm drunk and I've just gotten into a fight over being gay, over someone saying that I'm possibly gay. I'm gonna call the girl who told me never to call her again. Well, that sounds like a good idea. So then he starts talking about how Loppa Auntie told him not to come to Memphis and that things are 100% worse with her than I were before. I was down the shitter before, but now it's flushed down the toilet and now down the sewer pipeline and into a massive turd field and a pile of shit on fire. It's a pile of shit that's on fire and everyone can smell it. So then we go over to Bali. He's home with her daughter, Anishka.

Wow, honey, you're home. Like, sorry, I was calling you so much at college and crying and saying like you're different now. Like you're not even my daughter. But there was a lot of white wine in the mold and I don't drink that anymore. And then we see a nurse go asleep in bed and bowing like a nurse guy time to wake up. Nusky. Nus Nus Nus Nus Nus Nus Nus. She's like, oh my god, my mom is home all the time. I'm out of here. I'm out of here the second I can get out of here. So she's like, oh my god, look what I found. I knew

my reception. I don't know from my wedding. I was literally almost during it's literally almost. All right. I'm gonna try it on right now to see how banging my body still is What a home she literally has lost her mind in the pandemic She has nothing to do but to like dust off old dresses and try them on and look look at this look at this hemline I love a hemline. Let me put this on my head now look. I'm wearing a dress on my head. No, Shke. Are you enjoying this? Nush Nush Oh my God. This was like my first onesie that I had when I was like a baby. I was like a literally almost a baby.

And so I'm going to try it on right now. I want to help me with a zipper. Nushki, there's a tissue that I once blew into back when I was seven and I kept it all this year. You want to see if it fits on my nose still? Nush. Nushki. And Nushki is like, where are you trying to wear this thing?

She's like, oh my god, I guess it doesn't fit. I could like, literally, someone alter this, and like, literally wear it to your literal wedding. Nishka's like, please send, get me out of here. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

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She's like, yes, yes, I'm. Yes. So they're telling Bolly about the eggs and she got 11 eggs. That's a lucky number. Like that's literally almost how old I was when I first wore this dress. I'm about to dry on. Speaking of eggs, let me show you a dress that I want to build eggs on. Look, it fits on my foot a little bit.

I was only two years old. Look, Nishki. I mean, Nish is like the, well, the eggs are done, but now it's time to spill the tea. Oh my God, that tell me everything. She's like, okay.

Wow, the straw, aqueous dillin, I'm saying that. Oh, hmm. Oh, hmm. Nish, Wow, Vishal accused Delim of saying that. A fact starts coming out of the film. And it's just like all these noises and then succodic. Wow. So then we go over to a cop now who is at like they have she has like a condo I guess their family has a condo that's on South Beach and she likes to go there to escape.

So Loppa comes over. Calpna looks like she does not want to see Loppa but she looks like it clearly is a producer driven scene because Calpna is like oh hi, good to see you, Lupa. And Lupa's like, oh, hi, I'm Lupa. Ha, ha, ha, Lupa. So yeah, she's like, well, you know, she knows my family in the Midwest. And I'm the type of person to call if you come in town.

She might need to filter a bit, but some people say that I need to filter a bit, but some people say that I need to filter a bit. So she comes over and Loppa's like, well, you know, my friend Circle is all moved out to their children, and so I don't see anybody, I don't go out much. What about you? What have you been up to? She's like, well, you know, my son is building houses, which is great, but I want to pose. I need him to propose. And Lop is like, well, it's a new generation. You know, it's a new generation, new generation of people who are pussies and are morons

and you just have to live with it. Ha, Lop. A whole new generation of people I will not let into my condo or my house in Memphis. That's, I like, I like by the way that Lop is like, yeah, all my friends have moved out of Memphis. You know that, like, she's calling up, hello, Sherry, are you around to hang out?

I moved by... I'm on the mountain, so I'm on the mountain tops. I cannot speak to you right now. I died. I died. Sorry. Oh, that's too bad. They're just sick of Lopa coming up or standing on their balconies and going,

ha ha ha ha ha. Lopa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my gosh, it's always referring to a certain third person. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, so, um, they're talking about their kids. And're like, oh, God, you know, you can't stay saying anything to these kids today. And Lopez, like, yeah, do they even listen to you? And then we see, we see Kolt not her house telling food, you know, you got to get married

soon because those eggs they dry up. What do you, 22? Oh, God, not much time left. So, so then Kaapna asks Loppa, what's going on with the kids engagement? And Loppa's like, oh, don't ask me. Why don't you ask Reshma, huh? And she's like, and she's like,

well, she doesn't know anything either. Oh, oh, and Kaapna asks, are you guys better now? Like, when are you going to visit them? They never invites me. Oh, sad love. Oh, that's kind of weird. I don't want to talk about it. And she's like, well, when you see each other, you're fine, no, right? Because, you know, if you're going to be my future son and lost mother, you should call no, not even once have they called she goes, yeah, but rest must so sweet because oh really well everyone thinks she's so sweet But why is she ugly to me then?

Just oh this makes you uncomfortable, hmm because She's just nodding like oh my god, please don't get me in trouble with rest month This is all I need is talking shit about her on some TV show Exactly, I love I also love how Lopa just perpetually is expecting phone calls from everyone like, oh, well, you know, I wanted to go to the bathroom today, but no one gave me a phone call to say I was invited to the bathroom. So I just had to be my pants. That's just that's how my mom gauges everything. Like, hey, how is so and so, she'll be like, well, do you know when the last time she called me? That's me by all right. That's awesome. That's why I'm like

It's so and so spurt they oh really well, do you know when the last time they called me was? I hope they had fun at the party. They didn't invite me to it's like they didn't invite you. They didn't invite me well enough. It wasn't over the phone. I can tell you that much. So now we go to Anisha who's saying how her boobs are bigger now because of the hormones from her hormones from her egg retrieval. And so she and Rich are getting lunch and they sit down and Anisha goes, the kids table. I'm like, you're not kids. You're not kids. So they get some rosé and they're like,

oh my god, that way they're so hot, right? So, Richa's telling us that she didn't tell Vishal, she was even coming to Miami and she doesn't feel guilty about hanging out with his friends because she had to date him so long so she has the right to shit talk him to his friends. Like she doesn't feel guilty about hanging out with his friends because she had to date him so long. So she has the right to shit talk him to his friends. Like she doesn't even care. I actually think she, I think after nine years she has earned that right.

I think that's true. I do too. I just think she's so funny how she does. She's like, I just want gossip and talk shit. What you should do that. So they're eyeing this waiter and, and so Rich is saying her mom bought a place and everything and Anisha says, yeah, I heard from your man, by the way, he's

very but hurt. Yeah. So I would be but hurt too. I mean, no one even told him you guys were coming or buying a place. And she's like, yeah, but if your mom said, keep your mouth shut, I mean, you know, come on, like, you would keep it shut, right? She's like, yeah, she goes, yes. And what would for sure do? If his mom said, keep his mouth shut, he would keep his mouth shut. Yeah.

They're like, we're all mama's boys, basically. We're all our mama's moms. It's like literally the most obedient cast we've ever seen on Bravo. They're like, oh, I shouldn't say it. My mom's, I can't talk about this on camera so I can't talk about it. So Anisha says that she thinks something's up to be shawl

because if Richard gave the ring back and threatened to beat up Dylan, something is definitely up. But before they can explore that, the waiter comes by and which is like, hey, can I see your hand? Oh, no ring. Hey, that's my friend over there. And he's just like, hi, Julio. I'm just gonna tell him, Julio.

I'm just gonna say, you know, Julio, I don't know you, but I can tell you that I really appreciate the work that you've put into your figure. So thanks. And I work on my mind as well. I'm like, oh, so, which is like, is there love connection happening with you too? And he's like, how much do I want to tip?

I need a tip. Do I want to do, I'll get your drinks, I'll get your drinks, I'll be right back. Yeah. So they laugh about how much they suck. And then they talk egg retrieval. And and he's just like, you should do it. You know, she's like, I don't want kids. She goes, yeah, I said that. But then I realized, maybe I just want to try it out. We just like, it's not a pair of shoes. Okay. You can't just

take them back. Right. So then and he's just like, okay, let's get into the real, let's get into the real shit. Okay, let's talk about what's going on with your relationship because there's your side, there's Vichal side, and then there's Lopas side. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Lopas side. And so she's saying that her mom sticks up for her because she sees her cry about it. And if her mom says, well, how are things going?

She's telling her the truth, which they suck, you know? And she told the show that he could stay home, they could do like the gender swap thing as far as like expectations. If you wanted to be the stay at home dad and all that stuff, but you know, the problem she has is this, he's like angry and really aggressive and she's sick of it. Yeah. Um, and then she says, if you asked me four months ago, if we would get back together, I was like, oh hell no. But now if you ask me where we'd be in a year from now, I think probably not, but I don't know. I'm like, those both sound terrible.

Yeah, that's why you can't believe it when she says, we're done because they are always like this. So yeah, basically they're like working, you know, and he's just like working out. It's like, uh, whatever. So then we go to Dylan and Sean and their house. And Kupna, phone's just like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

this notification is going crazy. Yeah, Dylan's like, uh, mom, like, can you turn your notifications off? Like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's not like, bother you. She was like, no, it doesn't't bother me I don't have a job so it's she's basically like the notifications are all I have yeah so she restrooms calling to find out where this place where the party is the happy hour tonight which she's invited Lopatu don don don don't she hasn't and she hasn't told Rashma that she's invited her. Yeah, so Dylan says that he was like terrified of Lopha and Kalpna is like, no,

Rashma is easygoing, she'll be fine, there'll be no problems. I mean, what could go wrong? Just Rashma and Lopha, what could possibly go wrong? So Rashma and Levina arrived Levina is I'm Ritz mom. I love Levina because I feel like I Feel like Levina is just like I've like had like five different friends and all their moms are Levina like she just is like everyone's I feel like Levina looks like your friend's mom from growing up, right? Like we all had a friend whose mom from growing up, right? Like we all had a friend whose mom is Levina, right? Like over their house, she like serves you lunch. Yeah, but she definitely has like serving kids lunch energy, like not her own kids. Yeah, okay, I got to serve the kids lunch. And don't see us rush when he's like, oh my God, you are so jing bonner right

now. Love it. And Levina's like, why, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, at her face like she just is about to eviscerate you at any moment, right? So a cop and I was like, oh, so, you know, I said Loppa and like she doesn't know anyone here, so I said come. It's just casual, you know? And Roshma's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds great, sounds great. She's so, you know, she's lonely. She just bought a place here.

Do you know where Edgewater is? This lemon is very good, very good lemon. I love how you put the lemon in the water. Wonderful work. Wonderful. Wow, so original lemon in water. What were you saying again? Something about birds pooping or something?

So the producer is like, so what is the state of your relationship with Lopas? He's like, well, I don't know what her point of view is, but you know, my point of view is that you forget, forgive, and you know, it's a virtue when you forgive and is it forgotten, forgive or forgive? You know what, forgive, then forget you, forgive. No, that doesn't sound right. I'm not sure, but you get the point, right?

I love lemon in water. It's what I'm saying. Lemon in water. So Bolly is saying, hi, I'm here in Bolly. And she's saying, she's saying, well, so this is Kaupna. She's Auntie Kaupna and Kaupna is like, I'm not Auntie Kacult, not she's 46 and I'm 52. She's auntie Bali. Oh She goes I'm hang on I Vegetarian food auntie that's my year so thin. I mean you look amazing And they're just like all chattering about and like Dylan's there also and he's like um I did not expect to be 26 hanging out with a bunch of men of puzzle women, but here we are I'm like welcome to Ben and he's like, um, I did not expect to be 26, hang out with a bunch of men of Puzzle women, but here we are. I'm like, welcome to Ben and Ronny's life. This is literally our career.

This has been my life since I was a little kid, always. I think part of being gay is hanging out with men of Puzzle women. Like that for the first. Yeah. So the moms are talking about how, oh, they're, they're asking with Vina like, Oh, do you miss, do you miss your son? Now that he moved and she's like, actually, I miss Nicholas more mainly because you would take care of all the surplus

to La Pia. I've never seen a man who appreciates my protein more. Unfortunately, he hasn't given me their new address. So I just keep on receiving orders from T'lapi of the month club. So they're kind of building up. What about my parents home zone? I mean, are you going to, are we going to talk about that? She's like, no, we don't want to talk about that because we,

we need to tell grandma first because I guess he's going to propose, but they haven't told grandma that he's even gay yet. Yeah, they really want her blessing. And we see a little scene of Amri and his grandma, and he's trying to pay for her. She's like, no, no, no, no, no. And in the trailers for this season, they keep on playing up this moment where they're going to come out to the grandma. And they're like, grandma, I've got something to tell you.

They keep showing this one shot of her looking like, yes! Like, oh, here it comes, grandma. Here it comes. I think it's just gonna be like when I did it because I was so nervous, because I came out when I was 15 and I was so nervous to tell my Lebanese grandparents

because they're from the old country. So I was like, oh my God, this is gonna be even though their daughter is like, you know, I've told you about her Josie. She's like a Trump-loving, you know, real bitch lesbian. And so, but they never really talked about it, you know? So it's like, well, I'm gonna tell up.

That's it. I'm telling them. So I went in and it was this huge thing to me. And I told them, I was like, guys, I am gay. And my grandpa just sucked on a peanut, because that's what he did. And just didn't even say anything. My city just went, that's my son, me.

And they brought me a sandwich. And that was it. You know, I don't think I have. So I came out after one of my grandmother's past, but it occurred to me now that my other grandmother, she was still alive for about a year or two after I came out. I don't think I actually ever came out to her,

but it wasn't like I was hiding it. I just didn't feel, I don't think I just felt very compelled to be like sit down grandma and be like, grandma, I'm gay. Of course, I love our stories that we get so we're totally fair, like grandma, I'm gay. Of course, I love in our stories that we get we're totally fair like grandma. I'm gay But I just I was like that and I was Very addicted to coming out because it was so empowering the first time that I did it

Then I was just like I came out literally to everybody. I was like filling up the gas of cars like I've let it $20 on number three. I'm let it please gay. Totally gay. Thank you. Thank you for your support. Thank you. I mean, let's be honest. Our grandmother's always new. I mean, that's the thing with grandmother's. In fact, I remember one time visiting my other grandmother,

who had passed by the time I had come out of grandma's sally. I remember she was in the hospital once in like 99 or 2000 or something like that. So I was visiting her in the hospital and I brought my friend Jose and Jose and I were not we were just roommates were just friends But I think though that like we gave off a gay couple vibe and so my grandma Sally I remember introduced me to like other ladies in like the it was a diver's it was not it was like a nursing home Whatever she goes, everyone, this is Ben, and this is Ben's very special friend, Jose.

And I was like, I was like, we're not anything. I'm in the closet, first of all, and we're not a couple, but that's pretty cool that grandma picked up on that. And that was like her way of being like I get it. You're getting. Who's very special friend. Yeah, very special friend. So they start talking about, you know, how the kids, it's just very different because it's different from how they were raised and living as like, I didn't

even, she goes, my mother didn't even know what a gay person was. Like she doesn't even know what that is. And, um, Kofna saying that her mother thought it was a sickness. And she's like, they think that we can just get a priest to fix it. And Levina says, yeah, you know what? I thought I could fix it too, but I accept it now. And it's interesting.

Sing that conversation. Cause I guess, you know, that is kind of a normal mom conversation. Like, we thought we could fix it. You know, what did I do? I had dreams. Yeah, but you can't fix it. You got a celebrada, bella. So then, yeah, Bali is like, why is there such a stigma?

And, you know, they just start talking about you got to support it and everything. And then, then Bali is Bali is like oh by the way Rashma what's going on in the wedding and I don't know. I don't know. This lemon lemon and water remind me how you do it again How do you do that lemon and the water lemon water? What an idea and So living as like oh, you know, these days,

you're not supposed to even ask about getting married or babies. And so Loppa comes now. We hear Loppa. Yeah. That's the doorbell sound when Loppa rings it. Like, oh, yeah. So she comes in and she's like, they start talking about it.

And she's like, you know, this culture, in this culture, in our culture, that if your children are getting married, the parents have to talk. That's it. We have to talk about it. And that's it. So she's gonna go in and make the best of this. Yeah.

So Dylan hugs little bunny. He's like, oh, congrats on the condo. She's like, thank you, little gay boy. It's beautiful, 41st floor. He's like, oh, Iats on the condo. I was like, thank you, little gay boy. It's beautiful, 41st floor. He's like, oh, I didn't know you were moving. I thought you were just renting for the way to get out of my face. I'm Lopa.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ugh. So then, Adarma arrives. And Bolly's like, oh my god, auntie and Darma, orange, and I call you Auntie amazing, Fombe, torn on the uni. I don't know, you design.

So how was the birthday story I loved? Sorry, I had to go. And Derma's like, oh, it was okay, but how was Dylan? How was Dylan when he came home? Sweet, poor Dylan. Sweet Dylan. So then Kaupna actually then makes Dillon make them all drinks. She's like, get us all drinks, like get to work.

Get to work. You have socialized with us too much. So she's like, well, Dillon was shaken up on Sunday. And they start talking about this. And Dorma says, well, during Brian's birthday bash, the kids had an argument inside the house. It was an indoor argument. I'm a Kaupna's like, well, it had to be bad inside the house. It was under argument.

And, uh, Kaupna's like, well, it had to be bad because Sean had to step in. And he wants to bash someone's head in who wants to do that. And Levina's like, but did he touch him? He did not touch him, right? And so they're trying to stick up for their kids and then their allies kids, you know, and you start to see who's close to who in this group. And Katna's like, well, you know, so many people have posted stuff about V-Shall. I mean, why you put taking it out on Dylan's one comment, you know? Maybe he's metrosexual. My brother's metrosexual, you know, maybe it's that, you know, and living as like, well, that was built up. That was some, that was some shit coming for a long time. And she's like, but he wanted to beat up Dylan. Who is like this? Who does this? And Resson was like, Oh, Jesus. She tells us she's like, I didn't know about this. My son is not some baby who comes crying to me about things that happen at a party. I don't, I don't believe that whatsoever.

First of all, he was telling his mom about it in the car. I feel like he, he tells his mom everything. So I don't, I don't, I guarantee he told his mom all of this. So Levina, I don't know. He said he didn't and she said he didn't. Maybe they had some secret time where it's like, mom, I want to tell you something. She's like, okay, be vulnerable to me.

I will never tell anybody. Oh, this lemon is so good. What were you saying? So, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, LaVina is basically like, well, we have to be careful with the words we use because we hear bits and pieces and Copna goes, well, why do you threaten something like that?

Why do you threaten like something like that? And Rashima says, well, I'm thinking in my mind, Dylan is saying those ugly words, you know? So thenemy says, well, I'm thinking in my mind, Dylan is saying those ugly words, you know. So then she goes, you know, nobody's talking about that. Like, why are we talking about what Vishal was doing, but we're not talking about the ugly things that Dylan said and Dylan was behind them with a bottle of champagne. And, um, cool, cool, but violent. And he didn't just say it once. He said it over and over and rest rest was like, well, I've heard Shit shit things. I said shit two times and I've kept quiet this whole time

But when you don't respect things, you know when you respect somebody you don't say things like penis and fucking This lemon. Delicious lemon. Lopicle's wool. And she goes, I think that's horrible. And then Dylan behind them just pops a champagne and Russian realizes that he's there and Lopicle just starts cracking up.

And then Dylan's like, this is the last thing that I wanted. This is friendship that goes back generations. Whoops. like this is the last thing that I wanted. This is a friendship that goes back generations. Whoops. I mean, by the way, Bolly has gone to the bathroom during all of this. I don't know what, taking a crap or something.

So for like the third time, she's missed the story. And so it's like, Bolly, you have to be here. Otherwise, we have to tell the story all over again for you. Well, Ange, she starts it and then leaves, right? She starts the conversation and then leaves the conversation. So she comes back saying, I'm sorry, I had to pee.

What happened, guys? And look at this. No, that's it. We're not starting again. You know what? We've already talked about it. The 30, they can handle it. Just like I'll handle you, Reshma.

Ha ha. And Reshma is totally stressed now. Just like I'll handle you, Rashma. And Rashma is totally stressed now. So she's like, I have had a lot excuse me and she gets up and she's like, oh, happy hour. Oh, there's no happy. I want to leave. Get this mic off me, please and get my handbag. I'm going. We do not talk about penis and sucking at happy hour. So yeah, so she just wants to leave secretly,

because she's afraid she's gonna say something that she's gonna regret. So then the producer goes up to the group and is like, ah, Rashma's leaving. And I'm like, oh, so Bali goes after her. And it's like, Rashma, Rashma, come on Rashma. Are you gonna go? Are you gonna go?

And Lopez is just sitting there. I'm like, okay, she has the tendency to overreact. Stop playing drama, you're not Brad Pitt. Oh. So, Bolly's chasing her down and she's like, Come on, Auntie. I mean, is it Loha?

What's going on? Tell me, look me, I like look me. Why are you calling an Uber? Oh my God, I can literally take you in my literal car. Would you please me? I'm gone, I'm look me why are you calling in Oomer? Oh my god I can literally take you in my literal car would you please me? I'm gone You want to try on old dress on stagona? I'm okay literally 19 when I about this one one of dreams Is that bad you want to zip dress us together? You want to do that? Are you okay? Are you an eye? Okay? And you're just like yes. Yes. Yes. You okay? know, okay, okay, get this, get this mic off me

Get this mic off take it off. I want an off somebody anybody someone take this off Nushka Nush, Nishiki So they finally take it off of her and she runs to fix things with rest of my but rest of us really upset and her car is blocked So she can't get out or she's just walking to the garage. We don't know really know what she's doing, but she's trapped. And now she's got all these producers and camera people chasing her down and trying to get whatever she says on camera.

And this is a major no-no. We learned last week you never just leave. You never storm out of someone's house. So I can't even imagine the ripples that this will cause. Yeah, and that was the end. So that was pretty fun. I love just having some anti-time. I know I love an on on to fight a very polite anti-fight. So everybody, thank you for being here. We will be back to model and not not sure with what yet either soz are below deck. Guess we're going to figure

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