Watch What Crappens - Family Karma: WAPsgiving

Episode Date: July 9, 2021

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I'm Ronnie and that's been over there, hi Ben. Hi, how's it going? Good, how's everything going with you? It's going super, super well. What's going on with you? What is going on? I'm having my third cup of Which is oh it's exciting like an old person's version of like doing crack before work Uh-huh, that's pretty much it man. It's pretty exciting life over here, okay? I just watched family karma and I realized I'm kind of I don't know that this show is always my speed because it's like so nice and happy and stuff

But it's my it's like an old people show, you know, it's like oh look at the show I watch this show and I think oh my oh my god, aren't these kids so nice? What a good group of kids and then I see a commercial while I was watching Big Brother last night for love Ireland and I just was like You slut all of you for love Island and I just was like you slut all of you. You manholes, you're uses. And then watching family karma this morning, I realized I might just be really, really old at this point. You might be, you might be an auntie.

I mean, you are an auntie, we all know this. I was like really angry because I had no idea that love Island was starting last night and I happened to turn on the TV and there was like 20 minutes left in the premiere and I was furious because I love Love Island. So, Shamon UCBS for not doing better publicity for a show. Okay, hello, you should be letting us know these things. Okay, this is very important that we know these things.

But Family Karma, God, I love Family Karma. It's one of my favorite shows on Bravo. I absolutely family karma. It's one of my favorite shows on Broadway. I absolutely love it. Although I'm having some trouble as a recapper because I'm finding that it's falling into that trap of being just sort of like likeable, really enjoyable, watchable, fair where there's not a huge amount to comment on these days.

You know, there was some early on, there was some stuff in the season, but now we're just kind of watching friends just hang out and declare how much drama there was this one time when they last hung out, but there's not actually that much drama when they hang out currently. Or you know, it's funny that they talk about how much drama they have, you know, like this whole time and he's just like, oh my god, our friend's honey. Because she's like trying to be a gay guy this season.

But she's like, honey, with like me and my friends hanging out there, it's like so much drama. No, there's not. There's like literally not. I don't know what you're talking about. Some guy almost got his face put in the ground, whatever that means. And then last year, you suggested that Monica might have slept

in the same room as Brian one time. You guys need to up your game, okay? I need some drug addictions. I need some sluddiness, okay? The coming out thing is very nice, okay? I enjoy the five minutes of tears I get, but I need somebody to hurt somebody else, okay? Yeah, I thought this eased it was gonna have

a little bit more grit to it, because it opened up with, you know, bad blood between some people, but now it's just sort of like evened out again. And this episode's all about friends giving. And they keep on talking about how last friends giving, oh, there was so much drama. And the drama was basically Brian, like confronting Monica about their relationship.

I don't even remember the details. And the drama was essentially Monica saying, excuse me, that made me feel really uncomfortable. Like that's the extent. They're acting as if it was the dinner party from Hill on Beverly Hills with Alison Dubois sitting there with the e-sig saying, I know when your father's gonna meet someone else.

Know that, know that. Yeah, I need like Taylor Armstrong to stand up and do her enough. The Taylor Armstrong enough, okay? Because that's my need for the dinner party. I need Taylor Armstrong to come into this group and say start. Not enough, but start. Start. Start. All so. Not enough. Fighting. Not enough. Now I actually, I love really pretty much everyone in this cast and I love Anisha, but now it's time to have a, uh, now it's time to have a little bit of a, uh, intervention friend to friend. We are the friends and you are our other friend, Anisha.

The Wop thing, we love that we love that you're up on current, current slang. We love that you know music. We love that you, you know, Megan, the Italian. Um, not sure you don't we. No, do not we us because I'm not gonna shame her for saying WAP. So that's you. You go on your own WAP crusade. I'm not I'm not shaming about the word. I'm shaming about overuse of the word and like the novelty of the shock factor. You know, like, because every scene she's like, I'm gonna go to Starbucks because I've got a WAP. You know what a WAP is, Mom?

Yes, I know what a WAP is, but every single day. I'm going to Starbucks, I'm getting a cake WAP. Okay. I'm going to Burger King to get a WAP. What do you think about that, Mom? I'm gonna need to be more creative. This is why you can't find a man. I'm also sorry to break it to everybody.

The big controversy seems to be like, is Bolly and Auntie? Oh my God, is she? Yes, and guess who else is? Anisha, okay? She may be a young Aniti, but she's Monty, okay? Let's not fuck around. That's a good idea.

Well, it's like the big controversy is whether or not Bollywood's an auntie, but it's like a controversy that we hear about WAP more than we hear about this controversy. It just sort of like floats in every now and then and then floats out. So I love this show, but you know, part of me wonders if we've reached the,

if we've reached all the recap ability, the recap ability of it. I think we did a lot better than last season, and it's really no reflection. It's truly one of my favorites. We nominated this show for Show of the Year and the Crappies. That's how much we like it. Yeah, I'll always watch it. But one thing I need when we recap a show

is pages and pages of really bitter notes. I need to get through my pages like like oh my god, who am I? I need to think like Satan's writing these notes. I'm like you can't say that's so mean, you know? Or like it's all misspelled because I'm typing so fast because I want to get every piece of fighting in there. And this just isn't that it's cute, you know?

And I'm gonna keep watching it, but yeah, I don't think we need to recap this. I say we need to. Yeah, this makes it. And we're gonna both watch it, right? Yeah, yeah, well I think what we'll do is we're gonna do solid updates. We're just gonna attach it on to, we'll just attach it onto a recap once a week. And it's no reflection of the quality of the show.

I don't know why I'm acting as if I'm literally speaking to the producers and breaking up with them. Because it's like a nice person, you know. It's like meeting a nice person and you're just like, listen, I'm talking shit about people today and you just didn't really make the cut. Like you're too nice, okay? Now go after your skating rink and have fun with your friends.

I'll check in with you sometimes. We thrive in the presence of self-absorbed knitwits who are obnoxious. Like this. Yeah, like we need,, the only way we can project is if we have something to project off of, right? So, like, we can't look at these very nice people who have some minor disagreements,

but generally are, like, just gonna go to the escape ring and, you know, fool around. Like, that's hard for us to insert our venom into it. Like, we can do it. Like Like we will do it. We'll find a way. We will rule. We will, we will be smurched this, this lovely show today. But it's, it's harder for us. We like it. We don't like to have to work. We don't want to pull the water out of the rock. We want the rock to be bleeding already.

And we just take a little. Cleaning rocks. Also, Potomix coming back. So something has to shift in our schedule anyway, because we're not missing Potomix. Come hell or high water. So no, we're not. We do five, we do five episodes a week,

five recaps a week, and we do a bonus. It's a lot of time, a lot of effort. It's really hard when the time until we add a sixth, the recap to the main show. It's like really an exceptional time when, you know, like, there are a lot of factors including our recording schedule. Oh, that's just too much explaining. No offense.

Okay. Let's stop explaining it. Fine. You're the one who's like, well, Tom's going to be back. So it's another show. I'm like, and you're like, stop it. Stop it. I'm like, you started explaining.

That's too much. It's gone over. He's explaining. This is already the kind of shit we need on family. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. We're officially on these this is an anti fight Yeah, so that's like that Yeah, we'll be moving this to another recap then so anyway, let's get on with let's get on with it Ben Yeah, let's get on with it so I'll just sit here and listen to you And then complain about it later Have you ever heard of a WAP? I mean, that is totally empty, right?

To be like, oh my god, I just heard of something, kids. A WAP, isn't that hilarious? Yeah, yeah, then you like repeat it. Like my dad is still working pretty hardcore on not. Like, this was a good show, not like that's he's been working that one for a few decades now. Okay. So Wap is, he also, he was also really into a homey the clown from in the evening color.

He loved homey the clown. So that also brought years of delight. So, God, that I would pay to see your dad during homey the clown. Well, no, he didn't do homey the clown. He just thought it was really funny when he said, homey don't play that. He thought that was the funniest line ever. It wasn't like he was doing anything problematic. He just loved that line. Just your dad getting up at Thanksgiving dinner doing homey the clown. Yeah, he actually actually not anything about that. He stopped that a while ago.

I'm afraid that this is going to get back to him and he's going to start it back up again. So no one remind my dad about this, please. I'm never doing homey the clown again. Not. It just starts armpit farting at Thanksgiving. He's an environment, fire marshal bill, whatever, whatever's name was. So anyway, so we start with Bali on Anisha, sitting in the interview space, and Bali's like, as much as I love Anisha, her texting drives me a check heart, which means dizzy spells.

Okay, it's like, hi, Bali, love you, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, 70 message, and it's like, oh my god, it's just a broken nail. I'm like, cool. That's also, we didn't just see this with Dylan and Sean's mom, that she's also a massive texture. Yeah. And so then we go over to, oh, we're still at her house, that was like her interest scene. And she's getting her house, running of her friends, going, like, look, like, if I'm going to come here, you're so much a drama. That's why I don't like have friends for Thanksgiving.

And I'm like, chow. Yeah. Oh, guess what I don't have for friends giving. Turkey. Who forgets the Turkey? Wow. I guess only older people with bad minds. I'm not an auntie.

I'm not an auntie, OK? God, I wish I were something to make me feel like younger and more hip ding dong And he's just like Bali is like the cool girl in high school that's older than you But you want to be friends with because she's older, you know, and you're like wow like she's lived She's been through a lot. She's she's seen so many presidents and since technology's come and go. I mean, she was there before radio. Like, she's the kind of girl you want to call when you're just like, God, I wish I could talk to like a mop that's been run out and dried out on the floor.

You know what I mean? And Bobby's just sucking it. I'm like, what the hell bitch? Sometimes it's weird to look at Bali and be like, wow, I'm just looking at her and she's not moving because I'm so used to like that Ken Burns thing that goes across her face. Whenever she looks sad, whenever she looks sad,

I just tell her, hey, look, don't be sad. Like milk expires, but then it turns to cheese, which is great. Everybody loves cheese. My favorite thing is explaining what the internet is to her because she's just like, you know, it's hard for her to adapt to new technologies. So, um, she's like, yeah, she never even text my advice. I don't even know how she calls me. So then, um, Bolly and her sit down, they have some champagne and they talk about the tea party and Monica's

dad being there and then he's just just trying to be nice. She's like, wow, he was there. Monica's father. Wow. How nice for her. trying to be nice. She's like, wow, he was there. Monica's father. Wow, how nice for her. You know, I really hope that she's happy with Rishi because they seem great together and she has a warp now. So I had to rewind that. I was like, she has a what? And then when I finally realized later in the episode,

she was saying warp all the time. Yeah. So Bolly's like, yeah, I want to take Raj to a bar and get like, she can't and like, find Mahadee and then go home and like, throw up while Monica holds there our hair back. I think there'll be so much fun. I'm like, I'm sure Monica, you know that Monica is the worst person to come home drunk to. You know, she'll do that thing where she's like, gonna give like a grudging help. Like it's, she's storing, she's gonna be storing it up

so that way the next day, she's like, yeah, you were drunk last night. Like, you gotta control yourself. She's just waiting to give you that lecture. Yeah, cause Monica's not even that friend who waits. I think that she would start it right away. Like she'd hold your head back, but she'd be like, Oh my God, you drank too much. I mean, you know, when you need to talk about this, I don't think you're okay. Like we need to talk about this right now, but I'm holding

your hair. Like, can you save this until the morning? Okay. You never talk back to a drunk person. You talk like that to set to people who are hungover, but never a drunk person, maybe. Yeah. So, Bali is telling, saying that she's inviting Monica to friends giving an anesha promises that she's going to be cordial, you know, because last time there was so much drama, Ronnie, so much. And also the other thing is that last time, like this, this year, friends giving is going to have a, like, it's going to be, have like a direct, very organized, because two years ago, Brian, Brock KFC, and Vishal brought Paneer. Sounds like Thanksgiving to me.

I don't see what's wrong with that, by the way. Bolly. And then we see a clip of Brian coming in. He's like, wink, wink, wink, wink, everybody, I brought KFC, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink. And also some mac and cheese and some rolls. I was like, so it's not just some cold fried chicken off the floor of his car. Like, he brought some mac and cheese and some rolls. I was like, so it's not just like some cold fried chicken off the floor of his car Like he brought the mac and cheese. Can we please?

Give some credit to the person who got some mac and cheese on Thanksgiving. Yeah, and I brought a walk. Okay, Anisha. We get it So let's see if I'm probably psych well, there's so strong for your little friends, because that's Frank's friends, having not aunties, because I'm not an auntie. Yeah. And then, and he just starts talking about dating and how she's talking to like four different guys, but none of them are Miami. I'm of course just waiting for Auntie Sema to do a crossover appearance on this show, you know, from Indian matchmaking, that's what I really, really want. Cause she's so rude. She's so rude.

You just give that smile, that evil smile. She'll be like, Oh, okay. So you'd like to talk about WAP on a date. Okay. Here, here's a mound of dirt for you. Go date that. Let us talk eyelash first. So then, Molly's like, oh my god.

You know, like eating a toy. And she's like, oh yeah, that's what Dylan says. Hi, Ne! He's like, well, when was the last time you have sex? Did you have a hand shower? Do you have that? She's like, yeah, but I only like use it on my hair. She's like, you, but I only like use it on my hair.

She's like, you masturbate with your hair. No, I just, I actually just like use my, my wash because well, you can use my hand shower Thanksgiving. That's a guaranteed WAP. Literally, because you're a little. Because it means what asks power shower head. I don't know. Didn't she tell us she could use her Dyson? Isn't that a vacuum cleaner?

I got very confused in this scene. I don't know. Does Dyson make shower heads? See now we're the aunties again. Yes. I'm confused. We're like great aunties because we're confused about an auntie conversation.

Okay. So we're even out aging the aunties of this one. Yeah. So now we go over the Capis who we love. They're still coasting on all sorts of goodwill from last week. And Omratt is on the phone. Basically Omratt is with Nicholas and he's showing up in his mom's house, where Nani is. And Nicholas is like very nervous about how to act because this is his first

time saying Nani since the coming out and he's like nervous about how to act because this is his first time saying Nani since the coming out and he's wondering if he should act differently and I'm just like, no, no, no, just be the same and every meeting will get more and more normal. Yeah, I mean, Nani's fine now. Like Nani's big monologues, I don't like that. I'm like two minutesater, she's like,

I'm fine with it, you're great. So yeah, Nicholas is freaking out a little and he's like, should I touch her feet? And he's like, just be natural. He's like, so touch her feet. I mean, I guess. It's like, okay. So she comes out with the bean and her walker.

And the bean is like, mother, you have one more grandson now. She's like, oh yes, I'm told me about you. And if you're both happy, what can you do? And then he's like, oh my God, happy. You're like a basically a tilapia soft-serve right now. This makes me happier than no. I want a lifetime supply of tilapia. Wow.

And she's like, God's only planned is like that. You know, if he's happy, I'm also happy. Yeah. So they start walking. And she's like, you know, first we have the shock there and the Venus. Like, yeah, no, it was a shock for us too. And Nick is like, yeah, you know, it wasn't easy, you know, but you know, sometimes you run out of tilapia.

Are we talking about making tilapia? How it wasn't easy the first time? but you know, sometimes you run out of tilapia. Are we are we talking about making tilapia? How wasn't easy the first time that we're talking about? So he talked about when he came out, he was 18. Like he came out, I guess, to himself. Like he knew who he was and admitted that, but he knew he was raised as an evangelical Christian. Hi, get you. I got you. God, I wish I could take my issues like that.

Like me being raised in a really religious, horrifying, um, unaccepting environment, uh, into working out. You know, it just seems unfair. It's like the worked out for Nicholas. He looks great. Yeah. So, um, at 25, he finally stopped talking to pastors about praying the gay away and stuff and he finally accepted it.

And his parents' progress is that they don't like move away from him anymore cringe every time he comes in. Yeah. Unless he has tilapia. Yeah. By the way, unless he has like protein shake parts, which is, you know, the natural. And during this whole scene, what I love, I love that.

LaVena, LaVena is such like that mom that just sort of has a big tacky novelty t-shirt. And doesn't care because the entire time she's wearing a shirt that says in big sort of big font set that says, my dog thinks I'm kind of a big deal. Oh, I cracked me up. It's like one time I saw an old lady walking on down the sidewalk country was wearing a t-shirt that said one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor. walking on down the sidewalk country was wearing a t-shirt that said one tequila two tequila three tequila floor I was like She's like my grandma my grandson gave it to me. You know, that's what it is And you know that Levina loves her my dog thinks I'm kind of a big deal t-shirt like she thinks that's like the funniest t-shirt I never underestimate the power of five below. Okay

I don't know what that is. It's like a $5 dollar store. It's amazing. You feel like you're so fancy. I'm not in the dollar store, like the poor people. I'm in the five below. So I have a whole trash rack with funny t-shirts like that. So, Lvina, she's walking down the street, street like I'm proud of my son and my dog And then you know Nick is saying how he's

You know, he's nervous. What keeps him up at night is wondered whether or not his parents would ever come to his wedding And then nani's nani it goes on to say she's like I am brum brum meets god You're also Not Graham like the crackers Graham like I'm Brahm, Brahm needs God. You're also not. He's also. That's not. Not Graham like the crackers. Graham, okay. Oh, oh, it's like, oh, thank God.

So what you're saying, you have to laugh you up for me? No, never mind. So Nick feels better, you know, because she's so sweet and stuff. And Nick's like, oh my God, how do I say thank you? I'm gonna be this like, you say thank you. She understands English. So now we go over to V-Shall. We get a little thing with it with V-Shall and his parents and

Reshma is like, everybody loves V-Shall. Everybody. And V-Shall's like, well, everyone should try to be like me. everybody and Vishal's like, well, everyone should try to be like me. Sure. Because they're talking about his name, right? Like Vishal is a god or something. He's like, yeah, I want you to worship. And she's like, stop with the ego. And he goes, well, my name does me right now. So then we see them go to a mother and son lunch on the water.

And he's got the shakes. And yeah, he's cold. But he's cold Reshma, it's sort of funny because Reshma every now and then I've noticed this that she will say something like that sort of stoner sounding and she does this a lot. So she goes, you're shivering man. Sometimes she'll be like, dude, you're shivering. What's going on? I'm like, Reshma, you're not talking anti enough.

Bro, you're shivering. And he's like, what's cold out here? And she's like, um, yes, you need a blanket. You're going like this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, Mike, you're shaking your jaw is clumping too much. And then there's a cloud of, there's like a flash of light in the cloud of smoke and lope up here's, I'm lope by here's how you do it. Hey, you pussy boy, you're so cold, your teeth chatter like, ha And she's like, no, no, get a blanket. So she puts a blanket on, because it's one of those restaurants

with blankets on chairs. And he's like, oh my gosh. And then she shames him to the waiter, by the way, she's like, she turns the waiter. She's like, he's very cold. OK, I told him to use a blanket. Look at him, little skinny B-shard right here. He's skinny little boy.

Why are you so cold, man? So he's like, yeah, we should do this once a week, mom. Take the whole office. Yeah, it's easy for you to say you're not going to pay for the whole office to eat there. Be generous with your own damn money. Get out of your mother's pocket, sir. Yeah, so she wants to get a broker's license because he only has an associate's license right now. I guess to put it in terms of selling sunset terms, she wants him to graduate up to Divina level and have a broker's, but right now he's just a Crishell, you know?

Yeah. A Crishell, God, I want that show to come back. I'm, I know obviously, but I'm so ready for it to come back. I like, need it so badly. Yeah. So she wants him to take over her company. And he's like, well, I can go take my test, eat it so badly. Yeah. So she wants him to take over her company. And he's like, well, I can go take my test, but I have to set a week aside to do it.

And she's like, well, say when? You say right here to America. When are you going to do it? He's like, of course, how about that? Yeah. And then we have like another interview segment, which I didn't write anything down, but was it notable about it? Was that Reshma was in a different outfit and she was dressed like a Disney princess.

I was like, is Reshma going to Mom Prom? What is happening here? Man, Reshma does really glam it up. Like you get those hot tack lenses and like the dillards glitter lady section and she's off to the races that one. Yeah, definitely. So Vishal is thinking about getting a license in Memphis because Ritja is back in Memphis working with Loppa.

Ha, Loppa. And neither one of them are interested in giving up their jobs nor seems like neither one of them are interested in moving to each other's town. So they're just gonna... I don't understand this relationship necessarily, but Michelle is going to buy a place in Memphis. Well, supposedly he's going to go look to show that he's taking the first steps, whatever that means. But then I'm not keeping all the stuff going in Memphis, if you will.

Yeah, but I think he also just likes to say, I'm buying two houses. I'm buying two houses. I'm going to buy two houses. He's telling every time he's out. He's has a really good brother to me. I'm going to buy two houses. He's telling every house. He's house is like a brother to me. I'm going to put that house's face in the ground if it's ever made me. Hey house, I heard what you're saying. You're facing the ground if you say it again, okay, house. So he gets a text from Brian about going roller skating for a double date with the mons. Yeah, the mons. So then we speak of which we now go to the rank where Brian and mons,

aka Dr Monica Delmonico, are they're ice skating as Monica's first time ice skating. And he's like being flirty and you know, he still has this big and postor syndrome because she is a doctor who went to medical school and he, you know, is at this point all we know is that he's worked in IT. And so he's basically like, Hey, hey, Mons, I told you, if you stick with me, I'll take your places. Just me and you against the world. And here we are. And beautiful, glamorous, ice skating rink of suburban Miami.

Yeah. Wink, wink, wink, wink. And he tells us he watches romcoms and uses all those lines on both the mons. And they totally worked. Did he? I thought he didn't date Monica. I'm so confused. Not Dr. Monica, but other Monica.

Well, what was that? How was that considered dating what they did? Did they date before that? He said he said, date before he said he? He said I thought he said he used the lines on his mons not both mons just his mons. Oh, I took it on the mons I took it as those you plur. Oh, I see yeah, no just it was just it was just one mons And maybe some others that were and maybe some non-mons is but just by that just only his mons because because you know it wouldn't work on Monica Monica V because she probably be like what's that from and he'd be like non-monzes, but just by just only his mom's because because you know it wouldn't work on Monica, Monica V, because she probably would be like, what's that from? And I'd be like, it's from

sleepless in Seattle. What's that about? It's about, it's like, you know, she doesn't yes and it. Oh my God, like you have to sleep. That's ridiculous. Who would do that? Why would you watch that? Why? You don't like Seattle. No, that's not the point, Monica. Good people don't watch movies about people who don't get their rest. So maybe that's why Meg Ryan isn't in movies anymore. She's like exhausted. Well, here's one from while you were sleeping, why are you interrupting me while I'm sleeping?

Why do you want to watch a movie about someone doing things while I'm sleeping? Why are you watching a movie about lazy people? Why are you interrupting me while I'm sleeping? Why do you want to watch a movie about someone doing things while I'm sleeping? Why are you watching a movie about lazy people? Why are you sleeping when other people are up doing things? What's romantic about one person sleeping and then there are other people being awake? I like couples that do things together. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. But then later in the episode, the monikers are talking and she's like, no, like, I'm not jealous of you at all. Like, I'm so glad he found someone that I really like. And she's like, yeah, and I'm really glad that he's around you who I really like. Like, they're talking like Monica's his ex girlfriend or something. And I'm just, I'm confused as to how the, I mean, I know their thing last season was, I like you and she's like gross. He's like, but I like you and she's like gross. But I don't, I don't know. I don't remember them being in a relationship.

They're like, yeah, Brian and original Monica are like, they're not like an on-again couple. They're like, sort of, I don't know, light dimmer. Is that a mid range versus light dimmer? Is that a mid low range? I don't know. I don't know how you even, maybe that's even too much for them. It's just sort of like off again, off again, romance. That no one really cares about.

So yeah, so he, Brian gives us one of his lines that he uses, which is, hey, we may not be perfect you and I, but I don't want that perfect relationship. I want me and you, which I have no idea what that's from. Like maybe Armageddon. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm at Elm Street, the Soda Soundside. Yeah. So they start to steer that. We may not be perfect, but I don't want perfect. Well, good. Good for you. Guess what I I want perfect. Okay. Get a better job and order me some dinner. Supposed to find that romantic. I hate when people say that. I'm not perfect. Okay. I'm just not perfect. Yeah. Well, at least fake it. Okay, or try better. That's not an excuse. And if I'm vegetarian, don't take me to someplace where the only thing for me to eat is a literal pile of vegetables. How about that?

Did you notice that? Yeah. But I mean, that's sometimes our only choice, you know? I know what I'm saying. Like, if you was really putting in an effort, you would give you a better choice. You don't take your vegetarian girlfriend where she only has one choice, okay? Yeah, okay, yeah. I'm with you. I want some fake means on that.

I'm advocating for you. She's a doctor. Get her some, you know some fake wings for whatever. Yeah, some impossible stuff. So they're skating and Brian's a really good skater. And so it's basically watching a nature special like when the birds of paradise does that little dance to be like, you should mate with me.

I'm the best little bird of paradise there is. And so he's sort of doing all these like spins and things. And she's just like, I'm a doctor. I spent my free time studying, not ice skating. Yeah, he's basically just kind of sowing off, doing really basic things and winking a lot. That's like literally what he's doing with his two hairlines.

And then he, she's like, oh my god, you're so good. And the producers like, well, why is it so important to impress her with ice skating? And he goes, oh, it, oh my God, you're so good. And the producers, like, well, why is it so important to impress her with ice skating? And he goes, oh, it's an Indian thing. You know, it's like always proving your worth. Hey, guess what else it is? A human thing. Okay.

When you're dating, it's what you do. Yeah. So, and then we, we, uh, Darum, I mean, uh, Brian's parents start talking about the idea of like proving yourself to older generations and everything and saying how, you know, like, you know, Brian is an IT consultant and it's a very lucrative career, especially in Q4. And he's second guessing and wondering, you know, he shouldn't be second guessing himself

and wondering how he measures up. And for example, Darmus parents wanted her to marry a doctor and she didn't and then they came around, you know. After they disowned her. Yeah, there's a little bit of that. Just that. Then they disowned her and she's like, well, once they, you know, once they realized that he would pay the electricity bills and the, you know, the food bills occasionally, they were okay with it.

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Vishal Vishal, oh god plan B Vishal Poor guy, I wonder how many times he's been told that. I wonder how much time how often Plan B is referenced on this show. Q4. Plan B. Q4. Do you have a Plan B? Do you have a Plan B? Because it's Q4.

So they are so now they're all like just like cav onboarding on the ice and then there's this like or really funny moment where like Monica and Monica stand across from each other and like raise their hands up together like they're doing London bridge and they're like V-Shall come skate under our hands and then he tries to do it and then they lower their hands and so we can't do it. I'm like these people are so wild they were out of control. Get them to rehab immediately. I thought it was funny that Brian was like,

yeah, you know, I didn't want it to be a double date, but you know, Rishi can't make it. Look, I'm not trying to make this some sister wives, shit. So he makes a sister wives thing, but then he kind of does the opening to big love with the girls, which is funny. It's like the ice skating and the, like lifting the, lifting the arms to go under. Oh, Big Love, I miss ya. Oh, awesome. Did you hear that guy? Oh, so good.

That's a good HBO show to watch if you're, you know, if you need something. Was I gonna say, oh, sister wives. So did you hear that dude from sister wives, Cody, that gross ass, tried to get a 25 year old wife and she refused. So it's like the best news of my week.

Fucking man. Did not hear that. No, it did not hear that. I'll be sure to follow up on that. So now they're talking about friends giving. And, and it's like, oh my god. Like, I just hope there's not drama, like last friends giving, and we see the like Brian and Monica thing where she was like,

I can't believe you're talking about those are friends giving. You know, not about our failed arm bridge. I do not want drama. It's friends giving. Like, it's not my fault. You don't know that London bridges falling down. It's not called London bridges staying up, okay? Gosh, so much drama.

So then we see Chitra and Dharma, they're doing their diary room thing together. And they're talking about Chitra saying, you know, my children say, I was strict because I wouldn't let them date at 13. And I say, you know, what let's wait until you have children, you let them start dating at 10 and see how you feel about it It's like whoa whoa whoa whoa you can't just shave three years off the difference Yeah, you can't do that. It's like if you said that like if someone in 19 versus 17 you those two years matter, okay? so

Seven lemon Dharma shows up at Chitra's house and she has like flowers everywhere and she's like oh my god How do you have all these flowers like well? You know I cut them on Thursday like I think I spent my time thinking about lots of things And sometimes when I'm angry, I just think I'm cutting people's heads off or something like that and So there's flowers. Yeah, they basically talk about how they're so involved in their kids lives and And it's kind of fun because they feel needed and Yeah, it's saying, you know, we have to go to the temple to pray for our kids And I go to the temple for everything. I went to the temple to fast and now look at me. You know, I look so good

I use I use God for every excuse for my convenience God if you give me this I'll stop doing sugar God if you give me this, I'll stop doing sugar. God, if you give me this, I'll stop eating rice. And now look at me. And then she said, but you know what? They said, like, like, don't do that anymore because then you're just fasting and then you'll just be angry on them. These time, like, like, don't do that anymore. So that's that. They're just talking about their kids. And then we go to Dylan and Anisha in a sex shop because the Mons have just said they don't tell us everything and we don't want to know the things that are not telling us we don't want to know. Cut to the sex shop. Whoa.

Pixellate heaven. Everything's pixelated. And you just like, WAP WAP! Anybody got a dice in? They look like they're walking through a sequence factory because all the pixels that are just like throwing in the background. And, and he's just like, Hane WAP WAP, this is like the home depot of sex stores. So they walk up to the floor. She tells the sales lady, she goes, this WAP is dipped in gold. Ha, la. She does a two-fer in that sentence.

She's like, I have grown my virginity back. I'm like a born again, Virgin. And then she starts talking about how she's learned from Dylan about sex stuff and everything. And she's like, I learned what's a prince. What is it, prince? I'll, I'll, I'll, Bert. And she's like, it's a piercing at a tip of your slong until it goes,

you can't call it a slong, she was well, what do you call it? A dick. I didn't know that there was like a discernible difference between the germs. Between slongs, slongs very innocent. So then they're like talking about what the long and dick are like the same. Same, same tier of, of bodyness. Like offensive level. Yeah. Oh, no, maybe not. Yeah, I guess like if you say cock, that's worse, right? It's like trucker language. If you're like, yeah, it's a Pearson and you're cock.

True. Doesn't really get much worse than that, does it though, huh? I feel like, I feel like, I'm not trying to think of more of just so much worse for vagina. They just get more and more vulgar, you know? But with penis, it just sort of ends at cock, right? Yeah.

So yeah, so we go, we go, we go, Peepee, then we go weiner, and then we go. So we go. What we go. P.B. Then we go weener. And then we go. I think the top one is member. Member actually is very. Well, that's like the doctor. Yeah, that's if you go to the dot.

Well, I'm a member. Doctor. Yeah. No, man. That's if you're Jane Austin. He touched. She touched his member. Or manhood.

Yeah, or if you're just in a country club or something and then yeah, manhood and I guess then shlong penis shlong dick cock. I don't know if I feel like our words are already just kind of so lame that they don't need to be gross like penis. Oh, I know penis is such an annoying word. It is better. Yeah, we need we deserve it You know what we're for for slums. Okay guys. Slum dick cocks There's probably another one out there that we're just totally boner. I guess that's more of like the state the state of the Of the dick right pain. You could say pain more of an abbreviation. Yeah I'm good. You know what? I'm good.

I'm good with all the words for that. I think we really explored the topic very well. I'm good. I think I've come to the conclusion that we don't need more words for a deck. I could dicks a deck. Okay. We need to stop focusing so much on the flow deck. Okay.

So, yeah. So then the producers asked Chitra if she's okay with sex twice. And she was like, yeah, actually, I just don't want to see them. You know, like, you know, this isn't high school. You know, I don't have to sit there and say, why are you wiling away your time with this instead of your homework? You know, she can have one. Yes.

Now she's writing the vacuum cleaner around the house. I'd just say, you know, good for you. You're an adult. Yeah. Gladly froze those eggs. So then, ballad's getting ready for the party. And then you should come over with a Pavlova. She's like, I made a Pavlova honey.

Yeah. So the shape of a WAP. It's a WAP stands for wet ass Pavlova. Just a wet Pavlova. It's unbaked. It's funny how girls do that though, like if they're hanging around a gay guy for the, well, I mean, I know it's not the first time,

but you know, in a long time. Like my niece is even walking around like, yes, honey. Where did that come from? Like, yes, queen. Like, I don't even talk like that. Like, how did I rub off on you like that, you know? But just being around me, they're like, whatever, bitch.

I'm like, that's you. When I went back to New York, my friends were all like, Ben, why do you keep saying adorbs? I was like, I have no idea what I'm saying adorbs, but apparently I'm saying all the time, like, that is adorbs. That's adorbs. I don't know where it comes from. But apparently I said it enough that my friends had to be like, could you, I was basically

doing, you're getting gayer from just hanging around yourself You take one six hour flight and then you're just like well. I got no one else to be gay around So I'll just get myself up. He's spent so much time with yourself on the flight. You're like I gave myself my own pride parade on the flight. I was like this is like a transcontinental pride parade of one It's a dorks. Yeah, dorks was my WAP. It's called the Deck Honey. This your WAP is a dorks, honey. So let's see, everybody starts arriving and hugging and stuff. And the bartenders like, we have a cocktail. It is Prosecco with bourbon and cranberries.

No, no thank you. That sounds like a headache. Thank you, sir. Back away slowly. Sounds like, that sounds like the whop of cocktails. Am I right, everyone? No, did I misuse whop? That's okay.

Wet ass Prosecco. Prosecco. That's okay. A wet ass Prisako. Prisako. That's Prisako, that's what that is for. I'm the most of the food today, guys, is vegetarian. Oh, speaking of meat, Rishi, are you kind of marrying him? Like, what's going on, Monica? And Anisha is like, yeah, he's such a keeper. And so they're surrounding her like nagging her about the guy but you know Monica loves it. Yes. Yes. You know, I mean,

oh, is it so great? Do you know our parents are intro? We're into it. Hopefully, hopefully it'll be soon. Yeah. Well, guess what? I'm going to be your dad's wing woman. And Monica quickly changed the subject and sort of. And she's like, you know what's funny? Is that like my mom was saying like, what's his bumper? What's his kinder? I'm like, mom, it's bumble and tender, mom.

Yeah, and she's like starting to date. And it's like so weird having this conversation with my mom like let's just leave it like this You know like I'd be so jealous if she got a boyfriend like when the phone rings I'd be like um is that your boyfriend just spending time with me? Why do you have to ruin our family? You know, I'm just like to keep it like my mom and my dad like that would be cool Like I don't want them on apps. You know, it'd be really cool if my mom dated my dad. Wouldn't that be great you guys? Say you're an only child without saying you're an only child. I'm surprised Anisha wasn't like,

so you're saying that your mom has a wop? Is that what you're saying? So then of Asala and Dylan arrived together and Asala is out of town, so Dylan doesn't have his brother to date and Rich is out of town. Rich is out of town. So Asala is now Dylan's date.

And they're cool now guys. They're cool. They got a path that huge put your face in the granddrams. Yeah, they have a cop cool ass pussy right now. Yeah, they're cool. So then Brian and Monica arrive and then I'm written Nicholas. And then Anisha is then Anisha is just like being nosy and asking Dr. Monica what attracted her

Brian and he's like, hey, I'm the real catch. My mom always says, I'm the real catch, right? Have you ever seen a triple lux but only doing like one lux and not really a full lux? That's me. That's who you want to marry. The guy he goes, my mom says I'm the cat's in this relationship. Yeah. And then Almeritt is like sort of an under minor. He's like, you know, I hear Brian Benny is dating a new girl. And I'm like, okay, that's fun. Whatever. Like, okay, that's kind of rude. Like, I mean, true. And I love it. He's kind of rude. Yeah, he's like the Lisa Rina of this show where he's always the one he's like, guys, let's play a game. Let's play a game that's going to make somebody besides me look stupid.

It's going to be hilarious. And Monica's doctor Monica's like, you know what, I didn't mean him like during his solo cup phase, like timing is everything. Timing is everything. I'm like, you know, he's still in that phase, right? Like, I hate to break it to you, but we just watched him like, jogging from solo cups like two, like two episodes ago. I know, because they're showing them all, they're showing us all these pictures of him and his party days. And I'm like, Oh, yeah, remember him? He used to be like, fall down drunk slut face. Like, Oh my God. Yeah. I remember when he did that docky show. Oh my God. What a loser. Remember that time when he was like snorting coke up Mickey Mouse's ass or whatever it is.

And it's like, you guys are both pressuring this girl to get married to him, but also telling her he's like an alcoholic slut, you know, make up your mind. Yeah. But also at the same time, trying to suggest that he is like, you grown up. I'm like, I'm not sure he's still doesn't know how to do laundry. So then Bobby goes, so did you think he'd be taller than he actually is? Look at him. Like how short he is. Hey, Brian, stand up. Stand up. Just getting. He's already standing. Brian, do you need something? Are you saying that because I'm short? Yeah.

You know what Indian culture? You know what people like? Six foot tall guys. Okay, that's what they like in Indian. They like that in every culture, Brian. Okay. Yeah, he's heard something about how like being tall, working in healthcare, providing $100,000 ring, and he's like, ah, man, like I'm sort of, I'm not sure if I can do the ring. I don't know, I mean, Q4, am I right?

We're in Q4, it's so busy, so busy. And Dr. Monica's like, well, I'm not sure if I can do the ring. I don't know. I mean, Q4, am I right? We're in Q4. It's so busy. So busy. And Dr. Monica's like, well, I'm ready, guys. I am so ready. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you're rolled there, Dr. Monica. Okay. And Brian's like, I'm not ready.

Not ready. So then, Bali says, let's go snort our appetizers. And I was like, finally, a real party. I was like, she couldn't have said that. Sorry, we wound it. And I heard, let's go snort our appetizers. I was like finally a real party. I was like she couldn't have said that. Sorry, we wound it And I heard let's go snord are appetizers. I was like, oh my god. She can't be what was she saying? Let's go start our appetizers Oh start well, that's like the start on appetizers. Yeah, pretty. Yeah, wow. Okay. I officially need to get out more. I'm just hearing that now. Let's start on our. Let's start. Let's start on our why. Let's go snort. Let's go snort.

Why can't why why what's this Ronnie while I was going to say they're in they're not in LA, but they're in Miami. So I think it would be fair to expect some sort of snorting. Oh, yeah. So then I'm used to like probably there's a sab yet I can't wait to see what you're going to plan for Nicholas. Nicholas and Vishal. I mean, I mean, Nicholas and I'm ready.

That's that'd be interesting. I know right. I'm just keep giving this show plot to us. Vishal, I mean, I mean, Nicholas and I'm right. That's not be interesting. I know right. I'm I just keep giving this show plot twist. Vishal, what's going on? You're all drug addicts and the gay guys are fucking every other guy. I mean, I'm I'm into this ultimate reality. I'm okay with it. You know, will I tell you will I like? Who says? Okay. I think it's just castor in on this show.

Yeah, but out there we go. That's how you have their luck clear this shit up. So Monica is telling Monica that there's, like this is what you talked about before. They're so happy that they still like Brian, they're so friendly. I love that Monica. Monica, I love that I love you Monica.

Monica, I love that I love you Monica. Oh my God, you're the best Monica that ever Monica. You're the best Monica. You know we're like we're like in harmony We're like oh, we're like a harmony of Monica's like harmonica's oh God this is amazing. I'm like Brian solidified this shit by the ring And Brian can hear them and he's freaking out. He's like, oh, I mean everyone in the friend groups getting serious But I'm just 29. I mean they're like 34. I'm only 29. I'm practically a baby Okay Hey guys, I have a fun game. Should we play it now? You know, well I have a friend for you You might want to put a busy pass on your vagina

Okay, so many guys. I go with the different chile. You better clear it. And put an easy cast on it, bitch. I like. It would be terrifying if you were just like wandering to this party of like nice gentle people. So, uh, Bali has a fun game.

This is the least arena time. And Anersky. Anersky, right, right, all the questions. Anersky, right, let all the questions. Aners, Aners, Anersky, Aners, Anersky. Aners, Anersky. I'm talking to my adorable daughter in this game right now and not my horrible roommate. All right, can you like concentrate on me?

Focus on your mother right now, Anersky. Anersky, Ners, Nersky. So, um um, okay, so V-Shall starts up and he goes, um, if my name were Monica, would Brian make out with me? And then they're all like, oh my god, I didn't write that. And it's like, oh, V-Shall, he made it up himself. He's such a ham. You're such a ham man. That's his mom calling up. Hey, it's your mother calling to say, You're such a ham man. That's his mom calling up. Hey, it's your mother calling to say, you're such a ham man. Bro, bro, ham, bro, you're such a ham bro, ham. Bro,

I heard from Auntie Network that you were making jokes at the party. You're such a ham man. So they make it look like Dr. Monica's so mad at that question, but then we find out that she wasn't even listening. She's still talking to Monica about how great. How much they love Monica. They're like the Monica's are having like a Monica gasm in the corner. They really are. I like how I like how I like how Monica I want to play game.

Oh my god. Let's play a game. Okay. Which Monica's better. You're me. Oh my god, I can't pick me neither. Hi, Taisy! What's out your favorite left or right? I like both. Me too. I'm so ambi right now. Oh my god, and me psycho. Oh my god, trans! Who do you like more? John Mayer or John Candy?

John Candy. Me too, because it's less him's candy. I know. John Tess. Trick question. Oh Candy. Me too, because it's less than candy, I know. John Tasch. Trick question. Oh my God, I love John Tasch. Do you listen to the NBA theme song before going to bed? Yes. Me too. I listen to WAPa name.

I listen to the WAP before bed. HUNMAN. Have you heard the WAP remix of the NBA theme song. So Vishal is gets his question and oh, no wait, first. So the girls come over. Monica's the Monica's come over and Monica's question is, oh my God, I got Mary. Fuck kill. I would marry Monica. Me too.

Oh, man, I got Mary fuck kill. I would marry Monica. But actually what she really says is she says for fuck she'd say Bali and then Mary Omra and then to kill she goes um Fendi the dog I feel like for some reason like I'm not even a dog, but I feel like just killing off the dog is pretty cruel That is like the worst thing you can do, you know? Like when they have horror movies and you see all these people getting butchered and it's like sliced apart and they're next slitting their heads chopped off It's like, oh, that's fun. But man, if they fuck with the dog the audience will scream and walk walk out like you'll lose Oh, yeah, you don't with the dog, the audience will scream and walk out. Like you'll lose all.

Oh yeah. You don't kill the dog. What the dog do? Like in Monica's attempt to like, not be a mean person and kill off any of her friends. She's like actually exposes herself to be the most like. Serial kill.

Evil. Yeah. Kill Fendi the dog. Yeah. Yeah. It's, whoa. And then Karla with Fischalbi. He's like, I would be's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's Dude, you can't draw that. You should be in Aston, Bro Ham. Oh, he's a pussy. He deserves a Ford Focus.

Except Focus is all thing that he can only aspire to have. I'm Lupa. A Ford No Focus. Lupa! Poor Lupa. Oh my god. So um, so when you say so they ask a really awkward question, let's see, um, Brian. So Brian's like, who would you have a one night stand with in this group? And they're like, you can't answer your girlfriend.

And he's like, oh my god, guys, no comment. No comment guys, no comment. They're like, you have to. He goes, no, guys, there's just no one here that I want to have a one night stand with. They're all but ugly. Sorry. I know, I know you're uncomfortable, but thank you for not pulling a monika and saying Fendi.

Thank you. Thank you. Well, Fendi's already been killed off. So it's not really an option. Well, I would be even worse. Um, dead Fendi for your one night. Deadfendi. So Anisha is like, okay, I'm gonna say Brian

and I'm gonna make this moment all about myself. Here everyone, giving out gifts, they're all little conneshes. Because connesh brings, I forgot what connesh brings, probably maybe peace, I forgot what it was. He clears obstacles. Clear's obstacles. So the choices were connesh or Xanax or a Wop, or a Wop, Wop in a bag.

This all takes the clearing obstacles, Ganesha, and just falls down and like a guy with a steady job steps right on top of him. And it worked. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So, um, Anisha is like, okay, now that I'm giving you guys that, can you guys give me a guy? And Anisha is like, I mean, a bolly's like, oh yeah, so he needs to be thick like a milkshake. Cause I like my meant thick like a milkshake. That's what I'm into. And I'm a lot because I'm taller at.

I was like, okay, look, I laugh at you cause you have like a funny voice and you say everything in a really drool way, but what the fuck are you talking about lady? Literally made no sense, like a milkshake. I mean, it makes sense. I get it milkshakes are thick, but I just it's not what a niche wants, okay? So long story short, all the guys stick up their jump in the tiny pool and somehow do not give themselves concussions. Yeah, you know, and then each of us like, well, you know, I always say the sum will always rise and Anti will always ask you when you're going to get married. If a show will always take a shirt off, okay, you'll always find a reason. This is true. So now it's another day, and Brian and and Monica, Dr. Monica are going on a day

day at a restaurant. And Brian's like, I'm pulling all the stops today. No budget. And she just looks at him like, I can buy and I could buy and sell you. I could buy and sell you like my mind she had. I can buy and sell you, okay? Let's say we're at a weekend home. Yeah, she's based like, nice flex, but I'm the doctor here. Okay, Q4. Yeah. So we get to hear a lot of, a lot of Dr. Monica in the scene, which, I mean, we've heard her talk before, but in this scene, maybe it's the hat. I'm not really sure.

But that's all I hear in the sand. I was like, yeah, I was like, when did this voice come? Because she's like, oh my god, like, it's been like so long. Like, we've been dating for like so long. I mean, not really that long. He's like, a few months, right? It's like, yeah. But like, the thing is like, when you know, you know.

Like, when you know, you know, you know, do you know what that means? He's like, uh, no what? No, you know, you know, like, you know, because like, I know. Do you know? Because like, when you know, you know, you know, do you know what I mean? You know? You know, when you know? Do you know what, you know, you know, like, you know, because like I know, you know, because like when you know, you know, you know, what I mean, you know, you know, you know What do you know? Do you know what you know, you know, you know means because like when you know, you know, when you know You know what when you know, you know what means and you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I'm saying, you know

You know, you know, you know, when you know, yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, I've known the whole time But he's still I still don't think he knows where she has no idea what they're talking about He's like, are we going to game stop? Is this is what is about? So she's like, no, she's very persistent. She's like, you know, I've always thought that like if you want what you want Then you should you should just like say it. You have to like be up front. So like we're not getting any younger Yeah, she's like you should be really upfront about what you want That's why I'm gonna go back to my favorite monologue when you know, you know, you know, you know, you like, you should be really upfront about what you want. That's why I'm going to go back to my favorite monologue. When you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, when you know, you know, right? You. You'll see a parade passing for you. Yeah.

And I was like, we'll give you a veggie platter. She's like, okay. So, Submonica's like, well, I'll come to Fort Lauderdale and my idea is that eventually I want to work three days a week to balance babies and Brian's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're talking babies now. I thought that's 10 years from now. Oh, Brian, this entire show, as far as we can tell,

seems to be about marrying and having a baby. Why are you shocked that this is part of the plan? Why? And she's like, I'm not having babies at 40, okay? I'm seeing it in the next three years and goes, oh, you're saying that in the next three years, you should have babies. Just we should have them.

We should together. Yeah. And then a giant pile of fries arrived, and then a giant pile of vegetables arrived for Monica. Just like piles of things at this restaurant. You know, I love that restaurant. The pile of fries look great. It really did.

That's my favorite. It's like a salad and a big pile of fries. And then Brian's like, you know, this is making me really uncomfortable. I am nowhere near ready. Oh, fuck! And he goes, let's try one. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,

I want kids, but not anytime soon. I am only 30. Okay, please stop rushing me. And then he pulls off the classic fuckboy thing. You know, I'm more of a live in the moment kind of thing. That's like my vibe, live in the moment. So he's already setting up the, whoa, whoa, whoa, I said I wanted to take it slowly and you're the crazy person here.

Why'd you fall in love with me? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, he is, you know, he is at least being honest and saying like, whoa, this is too fast. This is moving too fast and everything else. Yeah, but she is pretty blatantly saying, I want marriage and babies right now. So don't say it a few years. But then we find out why. Because she starts pressuring him more. And she's like, well, I mean, our parents should meet. I mean, that's next, right? He doesn't spend a while. And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, live in the moment, live in the moment, live in the moment, live in the moment. And he's like,

when parents meet, that's basically like getting engaged. Like, you don't just go meet an Indian girl's parents. Like, that's it. That's the final step. And she's like, yeah, but my dad's been asking about you. And I think like for me, it's going to like ease me into it. My, you know, like you and my dad, like we can be like, oh my God, do you like appetizers? And then he can be like, I like advertisers.

And then we can talk about our financial compatibility. He's like, yeah, but I can't say like, you know, I'm not a doctor and like I can't say, hey, Uncle, I'll be making 500 racks by year five, you know what I'm saying? And then I actually don't totally know what he was saying. I'm assuming 500 racks was like 500,000, I don't know. I don't know. What does he mean?

So, but then he starts talking about like Bro, bro, while you're talking about racks bro Thank for that and we're scared me away because like you can kill it and what you're doing And he's like yeah financial conversations with parents is kind of daunting Yes, okay, look just know that you know, I want to be making more money and Then he tells us he's like well, you know, I want to be making more money. And then he tells us, he's like, well, you know, I really do like her, but, you know, I've been going through a minor setback,

blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, then he starts his like, nervous blinking thing. And he's like, cause of COVID, I was laid off. So, you know, there's that. And then he's just like, whoa, cause on this show, that's like saying, I mean, what is it like saying? It's like, you lost your arm or something.

Yeah, like I've been a pimple this whole time and I sell heroin in a cartel. Or that cartel, you know, they're like, what? Brian? Brian? What? Lost his job? And he's like, yeah, I haven't told anyone yet. I just keep saying cue for and hoping that people still think I'm employed.

And that makes more sense, doesn't it? Now that we know that he's lost his job and he's been terrified to tell me buddy that he's walking around like, uh, Q4, am I right? Hey, how are you? Q4, right? It makes a lot more sense. So that's like the big cliffhanger that he doesn't have a job. And he's in this situation with Monica.

What will happen? I guess we'll have to tune in to find out. Yeah. All right. Well, that brings us to the end of this one. Everybody. No, we, we, we, we, we actually got an hour's worth out of that somehow. Like, can we all sorts of, that's how we treat it?

We're like, how are we going to recap this? It's like five hours later. I know we're, we're crazy. Okay, everyone. Well, I hope that you and all your waps have a great weekend. We're gonna, we're gonna be back on Monday for the real housewives of Potomac season premiere. Can't wait for that.

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