Watch What Crappens - FamilyKarma: Birthday Bash (your face in)

Episode Date: June 4, 2021

You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower bloom: look, there's Brian and Amrit enjoying starfruit! And there's Anisha saying goodbye in a sort of cold way! And is that a pasta station we see?To be fair, Vishal DOES threaten to bash the new guy's face into the ground, but even that's pretty tame by Bravo standards. Love this show and so glad it's back!!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm doing great. Another storm of Texas. I'm just watching. Watching nature. I mean, I'm watching Mother Nature and saying, wow, you're doing a great job, Mother Nature. Leave my electricity alone. Man, I'm swatching Mother Nature and saying, wow, you're doing a great job Mother Nature. Leave my electricity alone. Bitch, I went for a liberty.

I'm really in the mood for some rain. I have to say, and today we're talking about family karma. And there was a rain scene. And I was like, oh, I want a rain scene. Said it's bright and sunny at all times here in Los Angeles. Not in Texas. Lauren's teaching us some lessons here in Texas, man. I feel like there was something I was going to announce

at the top of this episode, but I don't remember what it is. So I got nothing. I'm starting with weather. So that's where I'm at. But I'm at the window I don't sell you lizards. Yeah, I don't have any lizards today. They're all high, everybody's hiding.

But I'll tell you what, I do't have any lizards today. They're all high everybody's hiding, but I'll tell you what I do have I do have some notes for a new season of family karma. Yes, family karma Had its season premiere this week and I was I was so happy that I got a second season because I absolutely loved and adored the first season We didn't cover it that much because it's like a very, very, very joky show and the first season was pretty much just like little vignette. It felt almost like little vignette.

It's almost like a little bit of a storyline, but it was mainly just like, look at all these, like look at all these lovable people and families and in that capacity, I adored it. I watched every single week. It was the thing that at that time, I actually was one of the shows

that looked forward to the most. But we really had a trouble wrapping our recap brains around it a little bit. But this season, it was cool because it looked like there was a little bit more storyline and drama from the outset outset. So, you know, I'm really looking forward to digging into it. Well, you know, when it doubt added, add a shady queen to Cryland. Okay, that's exactly right. I'm really excited to dig into this controversy later on the episode. Because that, the magic is like just add a gay guy in there to both victimize somebody and then cry about it and become the victim later

Okay, and then everybody can start fighting amongst themselves, you know, I mean and it's pride month We got in pride just the start off of pride month. We got a queen in a speedo Causing trouble on family karma and I think it really it really worked for the show It really did. So the episode opens up with Anisha's mom, Chitra and Brian's mom, Dharma, sitting down to do an interview and they're like, yeah, we can share this. We can share the couch. Like, we have no bad blood. We can, we can sit here. I only talk about Anisha and I only talk about Brian. Okay, let's talk. Let's sit here and do the shot. So then I don't know, like this was sort of like a trailer, but not a trailer.

This whole segment here before the opening credits, we just sort of like get kind of like a recap of what the show is all about. I guess for people who haven't watched it before. I don't know. Yeah, because there's a lot of characters on this show. It's like the game with Thrones of Bravo, where you have to like, you don't really know what's going on

until you've seen it all. And then you watch it again. And you're like, oh, and now I see how this all connects. There's a lot of people. It's like game of Thrones, if everyone was just like, let's just share Westeros. And let's just like go over to each other's castles. And like the one thing you can't do is just leave a castle without saying buy to to Cersei, you know, like you have to say buy to Cersei and say buy it in head.

And as long as you do that, like everything's everything's totally chill. Yeah, so this is a mix of clips from last season clips of the upcoming season. So the produce, you know, I love that they have the two moms now. So the produce, you know, I love that they have the two moms now. We have Brian's mom as well as Anisha's mom and it's so cute having them both. And the producers are asking them, you know, describe the Indian community. And so we get their whole, you know, we're modern, but also traditional. So we get all of their, you know, mixed like American and Indian clips and stuff. And our children are a blend of the East and the West.

They live with their parents, but they also strip for each other on party buses. Yeah. And you guys live with grown children. You're like, no, our grown children live with us. And the producer says, so are you guys, are you a helicopter mom? And so Derma is like, what's a helicopter mom?

Like, you know, and then a tutor responds by saying, oh, you know, hover over and Brian's mom was, oh, oh yes, yes, no, I hover all the time, all the time. She's like so happy to be a helicopter mom. Yes, and then I'm telling Anisha that her eggs were gonna dry up if she waits too long. And then Anisha talking to her mom, saying, you know mom, he says he wants four kids.

I'm not octo mom. Check, oh, who's the lady who had eight kids? Octo mom. No, no, no, no. The lady who was famous for having all of those children. Octo mom. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Also one thing I noticed, I don't, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

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Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Did you notice that? Yes, because in housewives, we get the season two boob job and facelift and or lip implants and all of that.

But this is like a more innocent show, so they just come back with like lots of ruse and eyelashes. Yeah, yeah. And like a new shirt sort of, I don't, I feel like a new shirt did not get filler in her lip, but she started doing her makeup as if she did have filler. She just sort of had like a lot of upper lip going on. And then everyone had just like, yeah, like very, very intense ruse. It sort of looked like my fifth grade play, right?

Like, it's like, well, you're gonna be on stage. So here's your stage makeup and everyone like walks out with like basically red circles on their cheeks. Yes, it's like making an effort to be on TV, which I appreciate. I appreciate on these shows. Everybody looks so glamorous. I mean, the moms, wow, the moms were hot. Anisha looks really hot.

Bali looks really hot. I mean, she used to work for Vogue or something, right? And then last season, she was working on the business flower. Yeah, the last season, she was doing like flower orders, like stalking a flower company. And then she was kind of sad. And she's like, well, I used to be glamorous, but now look at me. And this year she just showed up like, wow. Big M girl.

I mean, I thought she was pretty stylish last season too, but like, I think that she was. She didn't just work for Vogue or whatever. I think she was the editor in chief or something of either L or Mirabelle, or she was an editor-in-chief, she was a very high-ranking position at a fashion magazine in India,

and then she's working 1,800 flowers in Miami, and she seemed to love it. She's like, actually, I really love it here, and you could tell, she just totally annoyed all her coworkers all day long. They're just, all their cubicles just staring at her like, I'm dead. This lady out of our office and they kept catching her on camera,

like hating her job. She'd be like, you know, this is like the best place to work. I love it here. I get to order flowers. I get like a certain control over flowers. And then she'd think the cameras were off. She's like, I fucking hate it here. And did I make it sound realistic

I'm gonna put that in there right one of the best parts about this office is that they have complimentary lunch you just go into the fridge and they just have lunch there And you just pull one out and you just eat it and holocaust workers are like that was my fucking If I have to hear about L Magazine India one more time, oh my God, that's so funny, it reminds me of L Magazine in India this one time. Mm-hmm. So one of the moms is like, yes,

our children are sure our children, but sometimes they get offended at us. And then just to highlight the innocence of this show and getting offended, they're like a family dinner and someone tells Bolly, you know, I tell my son to code you anti-right. And she's like, well, then it's a good thing he doesn't listen to you.

Like, burn, burn it down. The sweetest show. It is like truly the sweetest show on. Everyone is sort of infantilized. You know, like they're all in their 20s or 30s in terms of the younger generation, Everyone is sort of infantilized. They're all in their 20s or 30s in terms of the younger generation, but they're all still treated like they're 12 or 13. But in a way that somehow works, you're sort of like, I like that for them, because they

all refer to each other as just kids. They're like, oh, we're just kids who like to do this. You know, at one point Monica says, we're just kids. You just want to get 1600s on our SATs. I'm like, you guys are in your 20s. You guys are not in my nose. And they're not like in their early 20s either. You know, it's like you're 40. Okay. That was your past that. Yeah. So, so anyway, so the, the, the sort of the show opens properly after the open and credits. Speaking of, speaking of makeup, et cetera,

Chitra is basically saying how last season, and you should just want to do her own look, but she's like, she didn't trust me last season, but I said, look at the other girls on the show. And I always see the side by side of Anisha now with her like super rouge going on. And then last season, like the previously they just show her just like slumped over, looking like she's like like, she's gargabals neaking into, into smurf village or something. God, yeah, it's just that whole like,

I don't, I think I would have so much trouble being a woman honestly for like a million reasons, cause it's way harder, being one, but also the whole makeup and like being expected to look great all the time when you go, it's like, I'm going to the mall, you know, I mean, and you should would just show up like with her the front of her hair pulled up into kind of a ponytail, you know, just with no makeup. Like that's how you go to the mall, you know, but then you have to like get all dressed

up. But then now that she has been all dressed up with all the makeup, it's like, then you can't even go to the mall like you used to before. People are gonna be like, oh my God, am I supposed to be depressed? You know, it's too much fucking pressure. I watch one of these ladies,

she does her makeup tutorials while she talks about murders. Her name is Bailey Sarri and I've mentioned her on the show. I love her. So I watch a lot of her makeup tutorials, and it is crazy from how she starts to how she ends. I mean, that is too much pressure. You start the day as just a normal girl

with a couple of pimples, you know, and maybe some like fried chicken on your face, you know, like, for some pizza crust on your face or whatever you just date for breakfast, and then you end up a super model. That's too much. I can't. Too much pressure, too much.

So Anishai sort of gives us a little bit of a reminder of how she basically was working in fashion and then moved back to Miami and living and doing her fashion, business from home, whatever. And basically her mom really wants her to get married and have a baby. She's like, I don't want you to be an old maid with great pubic hair. Which would be funny. Like, maybe it'd be cool if she didn't have great pubic hair.

I'm not sure. But, so Anisha says that she's just, I've never been the perfect Indian girl, but I'm not about to start now. And so she is in the process of freezing her eggs these days. That's her big thing. Yeah. She's the most bravo ready, right? Like she's the most prepared to be on bravo. Like she's whipping out the bravo storyline, the freeze in your eggs story. Yeah. And her mom's like, well, you know, when you would say eggs four years ago, I thought, cage free eggs. But, you know, now she can

have kids, I get it. she could do it naturally, but So a nation she drew now driving along and a niche is talking about how she's been meeting men and she met Like a surgeon and then saw that he was like a lot on Instagram and he was she was on Instagram And she saw him like a video of him lying in his mother's lap or whatever. And then another guy, she says, you can get the mother. I love the answer from the mom. She's like, well, maybe you can get married to him

and then he will lay in your lap. Yeah, maybe that. That gets totally natural. Of course he's laying in his mother's lap. He doesn't have a wife yet. That's what you call a sexy. And then another one, and he's just like mother's lap. He doesn't have a wife yet. That's what you call sexy. And then another one and he's just like someone goes to me after I asked if you use the tongue scraper. She's like what's like I can't ask about like a wet wipe or something and then

Jeetress like well you know when I met your dad I didn't ask if he was using wet wipes but we still worked out fine. So like mom is 2021 okay People are like hiding families and shit. She says, you make it sound terrifying. It is fucking terrifying, okay? I dare any of these mothers to go on Grindr for five minutes, okay? They will leave with completely blue skin, terrified of life. Yeah, they will be traumatized. It's traumatizing even for people who are like used to it. It's just grinders traumatizing. It is just like

Let's match trauma with trauma. Okay. That's that's what it is Oh, they even make them sound scary. What's the one where they woof at you? That's rough? Yeah I'm like, what are you woofing at me like even that's terrifying. You know, it's like being you're about to be killed You know, it's like you turn around and there's just something they're ready to eat you. I don't know. Woof at me. Yeah. It's a wild world out there.

So yeah, so they're just like talking about it and everything. And, and, and you share at one point, it was like, yeah, you know, I still haven't even gotten a dick pic yet from a guy. And she's just like, you know what, this conversation is for your friends? It is not with me. I was just suddenly just draws the line. what, this conversation is for your friends? It is not with me. I was just suddenly just draws the line. Like, no, I'm your mother again. So then the group, the group tech starts with all the friends, Brian's having his birthday

and he wants to have a pool party. And of course, I'm, I'm, like, I'm only coming to Broadway at the speed. I was so let's see here. Oh, and he's just like, well, you know, I mean, I can't believe he's 29 and 29 year old, 29 year old eggs. That sounds very fresh. She's the only thinking in terms. Okay. So let me go to the Benny household and Brian doing his hair. Brian, the Rico Swave, the show, he's always like winking at the camera and combing his eyebrows. Yeah, and his dad keeps calling him lover boy. He's like, oh, he's lover boy on the phone.

So he is on the phone, he's on the phone with Monica. But not the Monica you might think, it's a different Monica. This is Dr. Monica. Dr. Monica, Del Monica is who he is on the phone with. is who he is on the phone with. So he tells us how he used to have a friend, crash on his childhood friend, Monica, but now he's got Dr. Monica. Like it was so blow to his ego to not be liked by Monica, but now he's got another Monica, okay. And this one is in Tampa and she's a doctor.

Tampa Monica, which sounds like actually an instrument. Like, did you ever learn how to play the Tampa Monica? Yeah, so me and No one sets out to play the Tampa Monica, but it's lovely once it is played. It's like when you, when you, yeah. It's a lovely way.

It's a lovely way. Wow, I'm gonna take Tampa Monica lessons. Nobody says that, but they're like, well, you can't play the tuba, you're terrible at it. It's a lovely. Wow, I'm gonna take Tampa Monica lessons. Nobody says that, but they're like, well, you can't play the tube, but you're terrible at it. So get over there with the Tampa Monica. And you're like, wow, this is actually kind of lovely. I like this.

Yeah, but it's like, it doesn't get its respect until a hipster musician in Brooklyn starts playing Tampa Monica. And then it's like, oh, have you heard of that new Tampa Monica singer? Her name is Charlotte Smorgzburg. She does great Tampa Monica music. It's like pop, but with Tampa Monica, I like, oh, have you heard of that new Tampa Monica singer? Her name is Charlotte Smorgzborg. She does great Tampa Monica music. It's like pop, but with Tampa Monica. I like, no, I need to check it out. And then Andy Sandberg dating her next thing, you know?

Lucky girl. We find out that the friend Monica is dating a guy named Rich and Brian's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem at all. Love him. Love him. You know, I mean, look, we all knew him as kids because they only knew each other as kids. They all knew everything. They literally knew Andy, Andy, Andy Cohen.

They're like, yeah, that's how we got the show because we all were friends with Andy Cohen going out. Yeah. Indie Cohen they're like yeah, that's how we got the show because we all were friends with Andy Cohen going up Yeah, and he talks about how rich was kind of a dorky kids, but he really had a what? Rish I think it's Rish. Oh, yeah, we didn't give our normal disclaimer before this show We are not Indian. Okay. Yeah, we are gonna mispronounce all of these names even though we watch the entire first season We are gonna bungalow these accents terribly. Yes,. We still be offended. We don't do it hatefully. We're trying to find a family karma. Yeah, we're trying to do it to sound like the characters, like we do with all our other shows. So that's all we're trying to do. We're not trying to

come from a place of like, this is how Indian speak. We definitely know this is not how South Asian speak in any form. We're just trying to create differentiation between voices. Yeah. So we're just finding a new way to make an ass out of ourselves. That's all guys. That's all we wanted to. Okay. Today it's coming out in the form of family car.

I applaud that. So ahead of time for giving some of these aunties an Irish accent. I'm still in below that kind of. Oh Brian, why? Look at the lover boy, it says birthday. That's not Indian at all. Yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna stick with Rish, because I think his name is Rish. So Brian, you know, Brian loves him

and then Monica, the girlfriend, Monica, Dr. Monica is like, oh, yeah, your mom texted me and he's like, my mom texted you. She's like, yeah, we have a group chat called like group text minus Brian. He's like, oh yeah, your mom texted me. And he's like, my mom texted you. She's like, yeah, we have a group chat called like group text minus Brian. He's like, oh my God, he really got me without one. I also, can I give a shout out to reach for being really hot?

All right, wow, I think that Monica did really well for herself. He's so hot and he's so nice. I'm, I'm, I'm into reach. I'm into reach. If that's so hot and he's so nice. I'm into reach. I'm into reach. If that's how he pronounces name, it's reach or reach, whatever it is. But I was I was very supportive of this cast edition. So he comes out for the family part of his birthday

and they have a little cake for him. And his mom's like, don't worry, when you have your real bash, it's going to be a real banger. So he blows out his candles and, you know, the dad's like don't worry when you have your real bash it's going to be a real banger so he blows out his candles and you know the dad's like you know we're just happy he's excited about this new girl she's very nice we want grandkids he's like geez and I'm just a child 29 year old child

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And we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.

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we're just friends, you know, maybe a nice and what is flirtatious. I mean, no need to take it personally. I'm like, I'm sure Monica will be super chill with you calling her a pricties. Oh, yeah, Monica has been going to love that. She's been so chill already. Yeah, yeah, just chill Monica, you know, just the Monica loves everything. Slide off her back. She's not so chill already. Yeah, yeah, just chill Monica. You know, just the Monica. Let's everything slide off her back. She's not going to mind that at all, especially because her storyline last season was she got mad at the other girls

for suggesting that she slept with Brian. She slept in his hotel room. It was actually calling her sex. She's sure to room. Yeah, so her calling her a pricte's is not going to go over too well. And it it is cringe and she just keeps doing it over and over They're like mom you can't say that that's so offensive and then she does it never seen after she's like, but she was a pricte's Oh, hello pricte's nice to see you again

So now we go to Emory who is he's checking out his new apartment He's in an apartment that looks like a hotel room. I can't really tell what it is. Maybe it's like one of the corporate housing or something, but he's showing his mom the new apartment on FaceTime and he's like showing it around and she's like, so is there a microwave? Is there a mic?

He's like, mom, yes, of course there's a microwave. His mom is like hilariously doating about everything. She's like, well, I need you to be a microwave. Is there a microwave? Is there a microwave. His mom is like hilariously doding about everything. She's like, well, I need you to be a microwave. Is there a microwave? Is there a microwave? He's like, yes, mother. Yeah, she goes, is there a microwave? Maybe you should stay home, honey.

We have a microwave here. Is there a ceiling? Did they finish the ceiling? You should probably shouldn't leave. And the dad's like, how far does it away from us? And he's like, it's only 15 miles, dad. And the mom's like, so you're gonna come to dinner every night, right? He's like, no, I'm not coming to dinner every night.

Yeah. So then the bros come over. Oh my God, these guys cracked me up. I like, and this year they're really growing it up. Yeah. Bro, bro, bro. They're super bro, yeah. But you also feel like they're about to go somewhere

and drink like diet coke and have burgers, you know? Like, yeah. It's what I love to do. I should mention, but they're just like, bro, man, just, man, I'm like hungover today. I had so much diet coke last night. Yeah, they're like, bro, anybody else with a saccharine hangover?

Oh, yeah, bro. No, I had to take it easy the SATs are tomorrow Just doing it for fun, you know, I'm way past college, but my mom's so mad I didn't get the 1600s so I just take it every year until my score gets high enough So they're loving this new apartment. They're like wow, you're adulting so hard, bro And I'm reading like our fish balls, Vishal's like, um, I need my bar cart right here, guys. This is what I need my bar cart. All right. I think that's because I'm going to either drawer for when Risha kicks me out. Okay. That's going to really just grow. Bro. So now, uh, so, so he, so he starts talking about, uh, should we

just make visual sound like he's from old-timey Hollywood? Hey, wow, hey, he kind of is he has that like Darren from Bewitched look about him, you know, and he's he's the most infuriating person on this cast for me because he pretends he's just that like happy go lucky guy but then he's like kind of a gaslighting, whiny little brat too. Yeah. Well, his broness does not feel authentic to me. Just as an outsider. And that's not saying anything about whether or not

he's gay or whatever, because that's a big subject this episode. It just feels like he's just not, he's like a nerd in the best possible way, like the way we're nerds, right? And so like, seeing him be like, hey bro, what's up bro, it just is kind of funny to me. It's like, okay.

So for me, it's all the heavy blinking and preening and like lip, piercing and stuff. He does it the camera. Like he's, he thinks he's like a Calvin Klein model, you know, because he's got abs, like he works out a lot. And you know, we get that a lot from pretty people. And he is pretty, I think. But it's just, I don't know.

And Brian does the same thing. And guys like that kind of get on my nerves. So that's why I'm not with him. Brian and Vichol to me actually both look like Disney characters. They have like these big sort of cartoony eyes. And like, this sort of like, especially Brian. Brian looks so much to me like a Disney prince, and I mean, this in really good, and a really good way.

I mean, I don't know how to be taken in a bad way, but I mean in a good way. But it's kinda, but in that way, that's why it's sort of hard to see the men's bros, because I just don't see Disney princes being like, bro, what's up? I'm just hanging out with this like this. I was just hanging out with this princess.

She was fire fire She's bay bro. She is the bay bro So I think actually we can all agree that if any of those Disney princesses lived in modern times They would actually all be like then they'd be totally insufferable. I mean Eric Eric or Aladdin or I can't think of any other princess They were insufferparable in the actual movies. That's why they didn't even have any roles. They were all terrible.

Oh, Prince Charming, what a pig. They would literally be Vanderpump rules. Actually, it's very upsetting now that I think about it. Yeah. They're commenting on HGTV posts trying to get their own show. Man, love this new castle I got in for sales. I wish that had someone to help me renovate it. With someone was on my journey with my screw guy over here for sales.

So Vishal is telling us, you know, everyone's wondering all the time. Why aren't me and reshup? Mary. Well, you know, I'm terrified of her mother, and she doesn't like me either. And so we get a clip of the mother just hating him. Loppa was a national child. I love Loppa. I love her. Loppa is basically like if you put the two of us together into a lady. I just... Loppa is basically, Ron and I were basically in disguise. Like I was, I was sitting on Ronny's shoulders, essentially. Yeah.

Just like in a Loppa costume. Just walking around season one. I love her too. So and that was our biggest thing in season one. We wanted it to be about the parents. And every time it was about the kids, which is the whole show, we're like, fuck this, we need to see the anti-drop, okay, I'm not here for these children. So we see the clips of Loppa and then Risha telling him, well, what, you're afraid of my mom? Let your balls drop and become a man and he's like, oh, oh, oh, they have, they had

zero chemistry last season, I'm sorry, I don't know what's going on with their relationship. And of course I say this as an outsider. I don't know why I have to like keep giving that caveat as if like, as if I'm going to be like talking with the cast of a family karma, but like they just seem like they have no chemistry whatsoever. Like this is the least surprising news that Vichal and Richa are broken up. And that he's still like pining for her. I'm like, hmm, you guys were together for nine years, long distance, and you begrudgingly proposed

to her. I don't call this a great love story here. Okay. I think it's time to move on to someone else. Yeah. Um, so he's talking about how he got COVID and it flared up his Crohn's disease. So then he got depressed. And so that affected his relationship because he was just like sick and sad and depressed. And he wanted to go get couples therapy. And she's like, no, you're the one with the problem. I'm fine. So you go get fucking therapy.

How about that? Which is sort of a weird thing. Well, she said, I know what's wrong with me, but you need to go get fucking therapy. How about that? Which is sort of a weird thing. Well, she said, I know it's wrong with me, but you need to go get therapy. I'm like, well, maybe he gets therapy and you guys have couples therapy together. I'm not sure that like if your relationship's having issues, like, okay, you get the therapy.

That feels like a weird note to me. I think if someone's like in bed depressed, then it's okay to, I say that's as someone who is often in bed depressed. I suffer from depression. I'm all around the world. Well, you know, it's just like a thing, but I wouldn't be mad if somebody was like,

you need to go get that, that's true. You fix it, you know. Like you work on you. And then, you know, if we still want to be together, okay, then we need to work on it fine. But like the other one in bed all day, it gets them help. And you know, it's like extreme mommy issues too. So yeah, and he also had all those issues with, look, here I was thinking, this is going to just be a quick fun, like, what are we going to talk about? No, it wasn't about the pressure and horrible. But also, you know, his whole season was,

he didn't want to work. He didn't want to do anything. She has a really good job. So she works and he wanted to have kids and just stay home. Now, it's not saying that the dad can't stay home. I mean, a lot of families run that way, but they don't have a family yet. Like get your ass working and make some kind of effort. I just, I don't know.

I got ski v vibes from him last year. So those are still lingering. Yeah. So, um she says, so visual, yeah, visual basically says that she get that Richard gave back the ring and that that she doesn't consider herself a fiance or the girlfriend. I'm like, so you guys have broken up, by the way, I don't know if you realize this, that's a breakup. That's if she says, I don't consider a fiance or girlfriend, you're broken up. So stop talking like present tense with this relationship. It's over.

And but the other scandal that happened is that Vichel was on the phone with, but is it Vichel of Vichel? Because I have a friend named Vichel. Vichel. Vichel. Sorry. So I have a friend named Vichel. So if I say Vichel, I'm accidentally referring to my friend,

whose wife listens to this podcast, hey Eva. So anyway, Vishal hasn't told anyone, but what the scandal is that he was on the phone with Richa and he heard Loppa in the background say that she got a condo in Miami and then Loppa told Richa, don't tell Vishal that I got a condo in Miami. And then Lopa told Richa, don't tell Vishal that I got a condo in Miami. And so now he's like, he's playing.

Now he's, now he bears the secret about the secret condo. And he's like, you know, and thinks with her, the mom are way worse because now she's seeing us arguing. Of course, she's blaming me for everything. So then we go over to Monica and her dad, Raj. A adorable, adorable Raj. So no question, Raj scene. When it just opens with a man's hair,

getting perfectly hairspray. It's like a close-up of hairspray. When it just go ball descends from the ceiling, you know you're in a rush scene. So, um, Siraj is like, you know, Monica has always been like very confident, but she's like a little extra now. And my hashtag thriving bad say hashtag thriving. He's like hashtag to driving.

Yeah, you're my hot man, man. Girl, you know it. So then we're just going gonna leave that there everyone. We're gonna leave everything with Monica's dad, we're just gonna leave for you guys to make your own opinions about. Yeah, who knows. I mean, I think I just hope he's gay.

I would love a dad coming out storyline. So she's cooking and she's like, you know, I'm cooking for my man because I have a man now and he's there, uh, reach and he's so rich and he's so cute. And she's like, you know, you should learn to cook because that's a life skill. And he's like, um, well, yeah, I do cook. I cook meat. She goes, honey, we're vegetarian.

And I'm like, of course, that's, of course, that's Monica's relationship. Mm-hmm. Honey, don't you remember? We're vegetarian, honey. In case there's any question about, any question about where were Rich and Monica friends when they were little? Of course, they were because Raj was friends

with Rich's mom and Hong Kong. So the family lineage in Chinese. Yeah, I'm crazy with that. That is really crazy. So yeah, this is the kind of couple, like the biggest cheating scandal in their life and she'll probably kick him out over this is when he gets caught sneaking out

to go get pepperoni on his pizza, you know. We're back in Pharion, honey. I know. And like, Rishi is so nice because at one point point Monica slams her finger in a drawer and she's like Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, and he like goes to console her and she's like Why are you gonna kiss my fingers like uh, am I allowed to kiss her finger? He's like yes girl. Come on kiss her finger And Rishi's like yeah, you know how I am with your dad. You know, like he's cool with me. He's not like, I'll break your neck.

And she goes, yeah, I'll break your neck first. If you ever say meet again, okay? And like my dad knows I come here, okay? I'm almost 29. And if I'm gonna sleep over with my boyfriend, I will. Who were you to say what I could do? Ding dong. Oh my God, it's my dad.

Let's get it! So Monica tying up her storyline from last year of I am not approved and how dare you and I will sleep with whoever I want when I want ladies go Monica. Yeah I will sleep with whoever I want in separate beds in 10 years. Okay, because I'm a lady. We will sleep in the same bed in separate sleeping bags. Whenever we want to. We will study for the SATs together,

and then at an appropriate time, we will leave by our own choice to get a good night's sleep before the tests. It's just so funny going from a show like Real Housewives of New York, where they're fighting because they're talking about eating out a holes. And then to this show. Can I get your daughter's finger that she just heard no drawer? Can I get?

Yeah. So yeah, let's see here. So Monique Monique. Oh gosh, here we go with my shortened Bravo names. So Monica's like, you know, um, Rich is even more uncomfortable with pda than my dad and the dad says, yeah, um, that's called respect. I mean, you guys can do whatever you want. Just don't make out in front of me Because that would be weird. I'm on a good like, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,'s raining. So then, LaVina, the mom is like, well, let's go pray at the shrine. So they pray at the shrine to make the rain go away or whatever. And then LaVina is like, what do you know? Like, you know, the rain, those are blessings. And it's like inconvenient blessings. And the dad's like, yeah, blessings are never inconvenient.

So it's just like really cute. What can I say? And then I was just everything was like adorable. There's this big poodle type dog on him, Theo, and the dad says, God bless you. May you be a human in your next life. So they're moving. Nicholas is here now. He's in this season. And they're moving into the new apartment. And the mom is just nagging them the whole time. She's like, um, do you have your eye drops? Do you have your leg wrapped? Nicholas, did you take your eggs? She's like, yes, I have my eggs. Do you have your tilapia? He's like, yes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he

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And he's like, I think that we're going to go to the store. Okay. Yeah. I just like the idea of like, okay, so, okay, we got our clothes, we got our furniture, I've got my laptop, you got your Toulopia. You got your Tullapia. Okay. Where? Like Tullap. The mom is like just so does not want them to leave that she's just coming up with any ex-easy. Oh no, you forgot your Tullapia. Tullapia. I think it's so cute how she's even she's she's already taking care of Nicholas like her own child like she knows he just wants his protein,

you know, the other kid she has to do everything for Nicholas. All she can offer is his protein. Which is also impressive because last season the big storyline was that was about the mom and the father accepting, I'm read as a gay man and having a boyfriend. And like, that was a little bit of her journey. And now here she is. Be like, you got your Tlappia, Exant Lappia. And he's annoyed like her own son, you know, like he's her own son, which is really cute. So, I'm, is he's her own son, which is really cute. So, Umri is like, yeah, well, he'll just be glad to like be able to walk out of the shower and just like let it all go without a towel on. Like he really likes the air dry like that. And the producer asks him, um, I mean, were you doing things and

fronting your parents and goes, uh-huh, with myself? And they're like, oh, no, with Nicholas. with myself. And they're like, no, with Nicholas. Yeah, he goes with myself or other people. I'm like, why is Nicholas not part of your equation there? Yeah, I don't know. They maybe they have some kind of open thing going on because they were separate for so long.

So Nicholas goes, Nicholas is so frustrated, which is so funny. He's like, kind of just like a a prismicity little queen, right? He's like, oh my god, why don't you put that on top? I just wrong with you. Jesus Louise. Any move, something on the trunk. And the thing is like, don't get stressed. He's like, I'm not stressed.

I guess I'm neat. It's raining. Drive slow, which is exactly what my parents would be like. Like the story of me visiting my parents is that I have to drive slow and wear a sweater or a jacket. Like you need a sweater, you need a sweater. Yeah. I kind of feel like Levina is my mom.

Do you have your 12? Yeah. So, and then I was so sweet. I'm every mom, it's all in me. Don't fit. to drop your baby And then it was like really sweet because then they drive off and Levin is like oh a little part of me Just left a little part of my heart just left and then the dad says well come on inside a major part of your heart is here I was like oh, I didn't know Bravo could give us such sweet moments

What's wrong with this the show should be canceled So they drive up to look Miami X. Oh no, he goes, look, Miami X, which is of course their apartment building. So they pull up and go into their apartment. It's like a Miami's expensive F. So it's like a studio yeah but it's nice and Rear computer Um, it's like wow isn't this nice and Nicholas goes yeah, it's a good first time apartment It's a stepping stone and he's like to a house. He goes within nursery. It's like oh Here we go. I think Nicholas is like no one can escape it Nicholas is like why did you not include me on this apartment hunt? Like this is ridiculous.

It's a studio apartment and we're in our 30s and you're a lawyer. Why are we here? So then we go over to Dylan and Sean. So now we're going to meet Dylan. So we didn't see much of Sean last season. He was there a little bit, but they're part of the Patel family, which is like the big, they're like the big influential family, Indian family in their, in the, the neighborhood. And they're talking about how their dad, like they were embarrassed growing up because their dad would always pick them up in a Rolls Royce. And

then would be blasting Indian music and then have to listen to a 10 minute Indian prayer on the way to school every day. And so they just really hate that. And so we see Dylan and Shen setting up a cheese board and making drinks with their mom and everything. And this is the first time we've met Dylan. I don't remember if he made a cameo last season or not, he might have, but he basically tells us, he's like, yeah, four years of Duke,

four years in San Francisco. And this is my first time living back in Miami in 10 years. So he is, he's like reconnecting with all the friends. He's like basically everyone's little brother. Yes, and so on, it's kind of a douchebag, I think. He's like, we're the OGs, everyone. No, fast. I was like, you're kind of a douche.

Because wasn't he the guy who's like always bragging about his money to everybody? He's like, well, bro, look at me. Look at my car. Some reason I remember that from my. Yeah, he was, I feel like he wasn't bragging about his money, but he was very much a culture brager. Like, oh, have you tried this whiskey? It's the best. Oh, this cigar. This is the best. Oh, have you been to that restaurant? Mmm, that's really the, that's the best restaurant to go to. So they would just, I think Brian got really annoyed at him because he was always

sort of one-uping him. So then we get the guys giving their opinions on these two and I'm reading this like, you know, Dylan's like our little brother. And Rachel says, yeah, he's the ankle bider. Yeah. And Dylan's whole thing is that he came out at 19 and published a letter in the Duke student newspaper and posted on social media and he's also really close with Anisha and And like they're just like besties. So then they're like their little scene together And she's like I have olives. She goes I have olives that'll burn your asshole

Okay, I remember when I used to put punny tails on you and stealing your chicken nuggets and he goes Yeah, I was like who is this woman tails on you and steal your chicken nuggets and he goes, yeah, I was like, who is this woman? And why is she stealing my chicken nuggets? And then now I only ask you if I should bleach my asshole. He goes, that's true, actually. That's true. Yeah, he's like, what am I saying to do again? You stole my chicken nuggets and now you're only talking about your asshole.

This is not right. So now there's like a basketball game. And so I'm read Anne Bryan, I'm walking to a basketball court. And they're like, yeah, let's play, let's be bad ass. We're totally in the bad ass. We're gonna be such bad ass. Ooh, is that star fruit? Is that star fruit?

My parents love star fruit. We get some from my parents. I would love that for your parents. So Sean comes in there all growing each other. like basketball bro. Remember when we used to play basketball as kids and we get a bunch of clips as them as kids playing basketball, which you know, that's what makes this show special, I think. And then Vishal isn't there yet. And so I'm reed like, well, you know why he didn't respond, right? And so he tells Sean that it's because he heard that Dylan was comparing him to some

gayness Richter scale. You know, the gayness Richter scale. That's a bad thing, but he's always telling him, yeah, like he's comparing me to a gayness Richter scale. And he said, I give oral to guys. So that so Brian is like, well, it's not my fight. It's between the two of them. So Emery says, because Emery and Vishal are really close.

He goes, listen, Vishal doesn't care that people call him gay. And I know that for a fact, he's just so secure about his sexuality. It's that Dylan is talking shit behind his back. That's what pisses him off. So this is like our first seat of drama happening here this season. Yeah, so Vitsal's really mad.

So he come, he's like, you see the scar on my eye? This is from basketball. So we're gonna settle this on the court. You can compare me to Dennis Rodman. I'm very, that's a compliment. Shout out to another star food in the corner. They're star food. Wow, that's a star food. I'm very, that's a compliment. You shall know their star food in the corner, their star food. Watch, oh my god, star food.

I'm re-tarant love star food. Oh my god, is there more star food? I'm afraid that this tree may have already been picked. Oh my god, over there. Yes! So they're all like, bro, bro, basketball, bro, bro, basketball. And then they're, they all absolutely suck.

It's just funny. If anyone ever wants to see me play basketball, watch this scene. Thank you. That's basically it. For me to watch the star fruit. I forgot that you know what's funny. When I was watching this and taking notes, but it was late at night and I fell asleep. My memory of this seems a little hazy. As I'm looking at these notes, but it was late at night and I fell asleep. And so my memory of this seems like a little hazy.

So as I'm looking at these notes, Fischard really did say, oh, you can compare me to Dennis Rodman. I thought you were just making a joke, but he really did say that. Yeah, with him, you don't really have to make anything up. He's fun. So he's like doing pull-ups in public.

And they're like, shocker. Fischard was showing off his body. And Fischard was like, okay. Can I mention that the climax of this basketball was not that a team one, it's that someone finally scored. And that was like, yeah. Yeah. We can go home now, yeah.

So Vichal does his pull-ups and then he gets off and he's like, oh, Dylan, can I grab you? Just wanted to do some pull-ups before I totally tear you apart. And he's like, I'm sure, shade or sun. So they go over to talk. And Michelle's like, I heard the shit that you called me. You called me gay? You said I was on a Richter scale of gay.

And if you think talking shit is okay, I mean, you're gay. So I thought you would be more sensitive to being called gay, which you are, which I guess wouldn't be that bad, but I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying anymore, answer. And Dylan was like, I thought talking about the feministics of you. That's feminine aspects. Not feministics.

I thought he said, damn it, I wish you didn't correct me. Because I thought he said feministics does like, he now my favorite person on Bravo because that's a funny shit Because we do I thought talking about the feministics. Yeah, I thought talking about the feministics of you was something that you were Comfortable with and I was wrong and he's like, um, well, I've got you. I've got love for you So don't come for me and I mean talking about my relationship. What the fuck? Yeah, and he says, I mean, he's making fun of my relationship, literally saying I'm giving oral to guys. So Dylan says, well, I didn't realize you were so hurt by it, so sorry. And Vee Shilr says, well, I don't know if you're truly sorry because you're acting like

it never happened. And I'm glad you're back. But if you ever talk shit about me, I'm going to put your face in the ground. And then Dylan just like giggles, like, what? You guys, and me. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, Adieu, I mean, I don't take real physical threat seriously, so you can say what you want reflects on you, which I thought was actually a really cool comeback. Although he later than cries about the physical threat. So we all we find out it actually he does take it seriously.

So Vichel's like, I'm giving you a warning, bro. I'm going to pound your face into the ground. Let's also say, I mean, Vichel saying he's going to put someone's face in the ground is also hilarious. This is, we know this. Yeah. He put someone's face in the ground is also hilarious. We know it doesn't. Yeah. He's terrified of Loppa for crying out loud. Do you think he's gonna be able to put someone's face into the ground?

Yeah, what I found odd about this was Vichal tells him, listen, you called me gay and you put me on a Richter scale of being gay. But he doesn't say, and you accused me of having, getting blo- or giving blo jobs to guys. He didn't say that to him. He told us that. And then later, he doesn't say that to him. He told us that. And then later he doesn't say it to him either, which I find really weird because is he thinking that Dylan's going to be like, but you did blow that guy. Remember that guy?

This is the guy that you said that you blew. I'm wondering why he didn't put it in there. It makes it a little bit fishy to me personally. Yeah. I thought that at this point in watching it, not knowing how it was going to play out, I just thought it was like this weird masculinity flex. And I thought I was like, okay, that's like, okay, like, first of all, I was sort of hoping that V-Shal would do that thing where he would say, there's nothing wrong with being gay,

but it's just not who I am, and you're mischaracterizing me, and it's gonna affect my relationship. I sort of thought I was hoping that would be the vibe, but it actually had like an air of gay panic about it, which I was like, this is kind of like, we're in 2021, right? So I didn't really love that vibe,

and then I thought, oh, I'm gonna push your face to the ground, which is again, like a weird masculinity flex that just seemed, I didn't take it seriously. I was like, okay, this is dumb. And I thought that heat, I thought that Dylan take, didn't take it seriously. So I just was like, okay, this is just so fan of the karma. I didn't get gay panic from it, but I got,

I just thought it was weird that one minute. Because it was two different ways he said it, right? Because if you say, you're calling me gay and you said I'm on a Richter scale of gay, that's one thing. But if you're saying, you're saying I'm blowing guys, that's cheating on which it's really ruins my relate. Those are like two different things, but he only accused him of doing the gazing. He didn't accuse him of the cheating thing. So that's why it's fishy to me. I'm not really sure what's going on with him. Yeah, it was, it's like a guy who never confronts anybody

who's like, you know what, I am gonna confront somebody today. That's it. I'm gonna do it. And then he just takes it way too far. Yeah, I know there was just something that like, I didn't, it was not like a crazy gay panic moment, but I think when he said, like you said I was gay and you compare me to a Richter scale of gay

and you're gay and so you should know better about spreading rumors about that He may have been meaning like you know that those rumors can be you know like those you don't say those rumors if someone is is in the closet still or whatever But like it kind of it was it was sort of like tonally was like a little weird to me It like I didn't it didn't land the way I was I was like I was like I just felt like a shade of disappointment by it I can't describe it way I was, I was like, I just felt like a shade of disappointment by it. I can't describe it, I just felt it. But either way, I didn't really think much of it, and I thought that Dylan's response about like,

okay, well, you can say what you want to me, but it's gonna reflect on you. I was like, that was it. I was sort of expecting Dylan to have a big sort of histrionic moment, where it will be like, oh, of course, here comes the drama-causing gay, but he kind of didn't. So I was like, oh, okay. So, but anyway, we move on. So we just have like a little vignette of Chitra and Anisha on the couch and she just

like, I'm getting old. And Anisha says, well, you're the old, you're the coolest boomer I know. Is it boomer or bloomer? Okay, bloomer. Then Anisha goes to see your grandparents who were the best. And she brings him some pad tie and her grandma's like, but grandpa only likes whiskey. You need to bring him some whiskey. And she's like, uh, we're cutting him off of the whiskey. Okay, we have to ration him because he's drinking it all. He's eating rocks, like, no, it's on the rocks, grandma. So I love it. Like, he is basically in the throws

of alcoholism when they're like, huh, huh, huh, huh, we'll just, we'll just, we'll just ration it out for him at the moment. Girl, when you're that old, it's just called doing whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So she talks about how he lived on a farm in India and that he was the only one who actually left and he went to London and then he ended up

becoming a CEO and Dubai. And the producers, the grandpa tells her, I mean, they've been standing there talking for probably five minutes at the door and he goes, no shooting. And the producer is like, she points to the cameras and he just kind of looks out the door like what? And the producer goes, we're filming you right now. Oh, hello. Does there anything you want to say to America? America is great. So he's like a US citizen now. And then he starts trying to touch the boom.

He's like reaching up for it. And they're like, grandpa, stop, stop that. And then they, and then Anisha leaves. And then grandpa and grandma are in the window, just like waving goodbye. It was adorable. It was like my favorite. I thought it was so cute how she describes it.

She's like, he's so excited about being an American now. I mean, he loves his country. He loves Costco. Which I thought just sums it up. Yeah. So then there's like a little Brian with his parents thing about like a burger in his nose. It's like no big thing.

And then, and now they're setting up for Brian's big birthday party and Vishal comes over and they're like cheers cheers to a fun day with no drama and you brought the star fruit oh my god thank you so much my mom will be so happy. He's like yeah bro I'm ready to turn up today. He's like that's what everybody says as their mom's over in the corner making a post-election. We are gonna turn up today, bro. Anyone want to sandwich? So Monica and Anisha are still in a feud from last season because of everything we talked about earlier. And so everyone's just talking about it. And I'm saying how their feud spilled over

at his law firm cocktail reception and ruined the entire night last season. And we got a flashback of, and you should be like, okay, so I won't be friends with you, and you won't be friends with me. I'm like, wow, that event was ruined. Totally just being ripped out. Ripped in the threads.

When they do an impersonation of their fight, which is really funny. It's like Hi, I'm bye. She didn't even say hi to me That's the extent of their whole fight. Yeah, so now there's a van or a car that's With with Shan and Anisha and Dylan and Shan's girlfriend who I can't remember her name off I have to like wait for her name to pop up in my notes later, but they all are, they're all driving and Anish just like, so is Monica to come out, gonna come over with dollar store Drake, which I thought was funny,

even though I think he's hot. He has dollar store Drake. And Dylan is Dylan tells them, well, if you all came for me for questioning his sexuality and I thought he was comfortable with the sexuality So I was actually saying that in defense of him So he goes if you ever say anything about which is why again that the dick sticking sucking second thing is still sticking in my Crawl is that a thing to say stick that sticks a mic raw so Because he's basically saying he was sticking up for him saying

He's on a kinsie scale of gay, right? So that actually is a defense because he said right. He said that Vishal was upset at him for because he said he's not gay, but so he probably was saying he's not gay, but he's on the Kinsey scale. So maybe you know, like certain things he does read that way, which actually is a defense. Right. Not that there's anything wrong with it in the words assigned, Veld. Yeah, I don't know why I'm obsessed over a blowjob bow.

Okay. That's going to make all the difference in this story. It's making me crazy. But so far, I'm team Dylan. Really? I had a presidential impeachment because of a blowjob, so it's, you're not crazy. Sure it did. Change nothing.

So he's like, like, so he goes, if you actually say anything about me again, I'm gonna put your face in the ground. And he's like, I'm gonna take stuff to this glass. He's like, I'm like, I'm like, sorry, I'm like, I'm emotional. Do you want to drive? I'm kidding.

I'm not kidding. I'm like literally crying. Hold on. I know, I was like, this is ridiculous. First of all, you said you weren't impacted. And then, and then you're, I was like, this is ridiculous. First of all, you said you weren't impacted. And then, and then you're, I was like, this is over the top, although oddly enough, later on the episode, I actually wind up on his side about it, but I'll get to it.

Yeah, not me, not me, but I'm still on his side about this. I'm still on his side about this. I'm still on his side about this side, but I don't believe you saw, I was really gonna do that. And I don't believe so. I think he on this fight about this side, but I don't believe you saw was really going to do that. And I don't believe I think he's just trying to like get he's trying to get an issue to go after. Vishal, right? That's when I'm getting. So yeah, I don't know, I can't, I don't, I don't know, I don't know him on the show well enough. But I'm going to get

into it when we get into that part of the. Yeah, that's just my guess. I mean, I don't know. So then the brother, his brother Sean's in the back seat. And he's like, my brother is my best friend, and I was sticking up for him. And when he came out, he was worried how our uncles would take it, and I was so proud of how our cousins stood up for him, explained it, which is really sweet. Actually, that was really nice.

Yeah, it was a lovely moment. Yeah. So then we go to, I'm not on this show. There was a lovely moment. There was a lovely moment on Family Karma guys. I can't believe it. Yeah, so shots, as you said. Yeah, so people are arriving and

Bryant like Emory walks in with Nicholas and Brian's like, come on guys. You got to take a shot He's like, whoa, that's aggressive Which which is funny because like on every other Bravo show. It's like if just doing one shot Which is seem kind of tame right and you're like whoa, whoa a shot. Oh, this is aggressive doing one shot, which is seem kind of tame, right? And you're like, whoa, whoa, a shot. Oh, this is aggressive. So Bolly comes in and then she's dressed in like a really sexy swim cover, like netting swim cover thing.

And I'm re- it's like, uh, hi, it's not Vegas. It's just, I'm not Vegas. This is the Balaj. This is the Balaj, the Balaj, whatever. You know what I'm trying to say? I'm below. No, that's not even, that doesn't make sense. This is Belagiar's palace.

Oh, I could do better. This is the ballad, Yagiar, whatever. Yagiar. And she's like, where's Richa? And he's like, it's a lot. And then all of a sudden, Dharma comes out with a vacuum. She's like, oh, excuse me, everyone, I just need to vacuum, I need to put lightly,

just some noise, okay? So some, like, oh, excuse me, everyone, I just need to vacuum a little bit lightly. Just some noise, okay? Just some, like, mom is so embarrassing. Well, don't spin star food all over the floor. So then the other car shows up, Anisha's car with everybody. And Darma announces her post-dustation. She's like, the post-dustation is ready to go. Something also you never see on Bravo is just like trays and trays of carbs. It's like the pastestation is ready to go. Something also you never see on Bravo

is just like trays and trays of carbs. Like, pastestation. I just imagine any cast member from any real house while I was walking in and saying that I'm just fainting on the floor. Yeah, it's completely passing out. So Darma's like, well, Darma and Monica goes up and it's like, hello and gives her a hug.

So sweet heart, you're so beautiful and blah, blah, blah. And then Monica walks away and it's like hello and gives her hugs and sweetheart. You're so beautiful and blah blah blah. Monica walks away and she goes Monica is the sweetheart, but she was a pricked ease. She was. She did a pricked ease. She is a pricked ease. Pricked ease. So Monica, you know, with a whole disease going on and everything, are you going to go get your prick for the COVID or are you just going to tease it? Okay.

I do want some pasta. We have Maranara and Fredo or we have this is called special protein sauce made just for you. It's like a pesto, except you can't actually have it. So Bolly of a scholar talking and she's like seriously, I know you don't want to talk about it because like right now you were like, I don't want to talk about it. And she's like, seriously, I know you don't want to talk about it because like right now you were like, I don't want to talk about it. So let's talk about it. Are you okay? And he's like, well, I've been taking therapy and I've been learning to express myself some more. Yeah, well, love his hard work. That's how I'm alley and I base our relationship because actually being in a Mally's presence takes a lot of hard work. I don't even know why I still do it.

I'm just bored basically. Yeah. It takes a lot of hard work, also in helps that he's like kind of rich. So that helps. He's in Louisville and I don't have to actually see him on a daily basis or really on a quarterly basis. Because so Dylan comes in and he's wearing like a little speedo with kind of a Kyle Richards, Pajamina type thing. How would you call those?

It's sort of like a caftain, but it's not a caftain at all. It's like an open robe of some sort. I don't know. I don't know. So, um, he comes over and he's like very cute, Dylan. My mom has something like this. Yeah. I'm read as kind of a dick, by the way. Have you noticed that?

He's sort of has a. Everything he says is just kind of an asshole comment. So, uh, so, oh, oh, Sean's girlfriend is Pooja. Pooja. That's what her name is. I really like her. She only had one moment, but I really liked her. So, um, so, uh, so Nisha is talking to her, she goes up to reach and she's like, I have a confession. You, you look like Drake. So I called you the dollar store Drake, but I take it back. What's the level above dollar store big lots? Are you like big lots Drake? Is that what you are big lots? Bloomingdale.

Kmart trail. You're Kmart Drake. Yeah. K drake. And the rich, he's like, oh, you know what? Look, I mean, I'm not, she can say that. I'm not mad though. I'm Monica goes, I can be mad still, and I'm still mad. Okay, you worth a Chanel Drake. Yeah, because the producer's like, do you think you look like Drake? He's like, no, not at all. Am I, hey, Raj, am I allowed to say I look a little bit like Drake?

Yes, okay, I look a little bit like Drake. Hmm. So he's the vegetarian Drake. That's what we're calling him in this household. So, Molly's, so Brian's like, oh wow, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, I can't wait for you to meet Mon. I can't wait for Mon to meet Mon, mon, mon. And she's like, yeah, and Molly'solly's like, can I make a suggestion?

Don't say Monde Monde, say her name. Like, use her actual name. He's like, no, because once my girlfriend and the other is my great friend, you see the difference? And it turns out Monica already knows this girl, which I guess we already know for a half. He called her my Monica, by the way,

instead of just Monica and Bolly's like, can you not call her my Monica? Please so Yeah, they already know each other and and Dylan's like oh, so you know each other from like page like yes I know her from pageants. I was a judge and she won she won. He's like oh, that's like way less contentious than I was hoping So then Dylan and Nicholas and Bolly are talking and Bolly is like the issues between like the girls and Monica are like she wouldn't be honest about like owning what's going on with her and Brian.

She should have just owned that because she met us look like we were batshit crazy which I mean we probably are not stall. Yeah, and there's like, there's like a simmering drama because Anisha Monica haven't said hello to each other. So Anisha decides that she's gonna go over to Monica to be the bigger person. So this is her version of being the bigger person. I'm going to be brief and I know we feel the same way about each other, but I'm not going to be at a party and not say hello. So I think we can be cordial. So I'm saying hello and goodbye. Okay.

I'm going to imitate something again. He's like just brushing his hair. And so he's like, uh, so how was she? How'd she react? She's, I did my part. And she goes, I'm a heady. I'm a petty bitch, but hashtag, no one cares. Hashtag, I canceled my subscription. Okay. Hashtag you're not thriving stupid

Okay, me will hashtag your boyfriend eats me suck on that Meanwhile, Dharma is still like in the middle of this party just like like she's doing something in the corner with that pasta She is like a short order cook over there. Just like like order up who wants more pasta? She's just churning out that pasta so Like order up who wants more pasta? She's just churning out that pasta. So yeah, and so then Dylan is, he's talking to someone, he's like, I'm just glad this straights out there and I need to play with the white claw. And Bolly is, she's like, well, I'm gonna leave.

I've gotta go have dinner with Anishka. Because we saw Anishka before, I don't know if we've mentioned it, but like Bolly, Bolly mentions Anishka and we see a flashback of Anishka back from school and she's like, Anishka, have you done your laundry yet? She's like, Mom, I'm going through a breakup. She's like, I don't know who this person is,

I came back. I don't like her anymore. She's like, I'm still the same, but I like, don't even know who this girl is. And so she tells us, as much as I like being the fabulous Andy, I do not like being at the kids table when they start playing their games. There's got to be like a solo cops flying a bang. And she's right, because then they start playing flip

cup. And so they're all playing flip cup. The skins, shirts and skins, bro. So they take off their shirts to play fit. I'd like Brian's mom come and buy it with like, I don't want my pasta, drink it. So then there's just like everyone's like asking, everyone can't wait to see Dr. Monica, Delmonico. And Vichel just like jumps in the pool randomly.

And so Sean is like, he's like upset because he says that Vichel seems like he in the pool randomly. And so Sean is like, he is like upset because he says that Vichel seems like he's proud of what he did. He's proud that he, that he seemingly stood up for himself in a disgusting way. So he's getting mad, he's getting ready to say something. Yeah, and then Dr. Monica, D'Ammonico arrives, and everyone's like, oh my god, your own can. And, you know, everybody's, and that's when Brian's like, this is Bay.

This is Bay, bro. This is Bay. Yeah. And Brian's telling their love story. He's like, he's like, yeah, I've known him for a while and then I worked at my courage and I finally deemed her and she's, and Monica's like, yeah, I mean, truth be told, I was just like bored at the time and I was like, well, he's good rathi and I'm good rathi. So let's just see what happens.

And then and they said, it's like, um, I have to leave because like, I don't want to be around wet people, but I don't want to rest you. If you guys aren't ready to leave, does she like Brian? At this point, I'm thinking she just like, Brian, right? You think it needs to like, Brian. Totally because last year her whole thing was like giving Monica shit every second saying that Monica wanted Brian just go for Brian just go for Brian and now the second Brian's girlfriend shows up she's like I'm leaving. I love that theory.

I love that. I love that. I love that. So um, uh, so then Vichel's like, oh hold on a second guys, I gotta go to the bathroom and he goes inside and then we just see him on the phone with his mom saying, um, uh, and Vichel's like, oh, hold on a second, guys, I gotta go to the bathroom and he goes inside and then we just see him on the phone with his mom saying, um, I had two shots, two white claws and that's it, mom. That's it. That's it. He's a smart guys. So let's see. Oh, so now they're talking about, yeah, sorry. Now that I just, when I have a strange feeling, and they're so that I'm not sure of everybody's name,

I'm like, what the fuck am I even talking about right now? So I'm trying to read through these notes. So Dylan, they're talking about basically talking to what's his puns, Vishal. And Dylan goes, yeah, you know what? He was like, unhinged with me. He was like, unhinged with you guys. And he's like, yeah, well, yeah, you know what? He was like unhinged with me.

He was like unhinged you guys. And he's like, yeah, well, I don't want him going another day thinking it's okay. I'm gonna grab him. So he's telling us, yeah, well, you know what? I don't call people out often. So when I do, they listen. Yeah.

So Sean goes in and he goes up to V-Shall and goes, hey, so did you tell Dylan you would bash his face and he goes, yeah, well, that's not really okay. Why not, bro, dude? Well, you're so upset by the implication that you might be feminine or gay and then V-Shall goes, well, he was making of my really ship too, bro. He was. And so Sean's like, well, it was shade and nothing else. And V-shalla's like, you know what,

I'm trying to fucking go home. And if you ever talk, should about me, now he knows. It's like, yeah, but you're gonna smash his face. That's not okay, okay? We can't even be here now. If you're gonna talk like that. I'm on it. Okay. Like we can't even be here now if you're gonna talk like that I'm on it cuz like oh my god. This is not what we do. We're Indian kids. We're worried about getting a 1600 on the SAT And we're just like we're just consequences, bro. They have Consequences and then he tells us well, you know, Dylan's just like my younger brother

And my older brother beat me up all the time to get me in line. So like, it's totally normal for me to say I'll beat you up because I'm like being his big brother. I was like, uh. I'm like, okay, so you have a voice now, so now you wanna pass forward the abuse that wasn't twisted upon you by your older brother. Got it.

Yeah. Yeah. So this is where, this is where I was feeling, like my initial instinct was that the talk that he had with Dylan was like a weird masculinity flex, but it was ultimately harmless. That's what I initially felt. And then when Dylan started crying about in the car,

I was like, this is kind of over the top. But then I don't know, there was something in this scene where I kind of started to change my feelings about it. I just started to think about it more that like, it was to say I'm going to push your face into the ground. It was actually like, even though it's from V-Shall, so I don't think anyone really took it seriously. It actually is kind of, I can see how that actually could be triggering because I think when you're a gay kid, you actually go through a lot of, you go through a lot of that. You go through a lot of taunting and getting beaten up and things like that.

I'm actually lucky. I didn't go through a lot of it myself, but there are a lot of people who really go through that. And so to be like, hey, you're a gay, like, like, hey, you, like you're gay, you should know better. And if you don't do this, you're going to get, I'm going to shove your face into the ground. Actually, I could have a lot more weight than I think I actually gave a credit for when I initially saw the scene.

And so even though it did feel over the top when Dylan was crying about it in the car, I actually could start, but I thought about it. I thought, you know, that actually, those words actually could be more triggering than I realized. I mean, then don't talk shit about somebody. And I'm not saying, like, my thing is, I don't think that he, look, he shouldn't have said I'm going to put your face in ground. And the brother being mad and saying, you can't tell my brother you're going to kick his ass, dude. Yeah. I get all that. I'm totally on their side with that. But Dylan's still outside going, oh my God, he was unhinged you guys.

He was unhinged coming after you. That's true. No, you know, he's out there like trying to turn everybody against Fischal and make Fischal look like this big scary psychopath, which Fischal did it to himself by saying that in the end, standing by it. But at the same time Dylan, come on. I think I'm not totally, I'm not going to totally buy that. standing by it, but at the same time, Dylan, come on. Give me a break. Well, I think I'm not totally, I'm not gonna totally buy that.

Well, I think that what was a little frustrating for me is I think that we're both kind of right. And I think that, yeah, I think that Dylan, Dylan, we don't really know the context of what Dylan was saying, because the way Dylan puts it, he was just like talking and then it gets back to Vishal. And you know what this group things do get, get misconstrued very easily.

But yeah, Dylan probably should not be, as Amri says later, you know, if he's saying that, that, uh, that Vichal is gay, and if Vichal is gay, then he's basically adding to his, it's, yeah, but it's the blue jobs as the blow jobs too. But that being said, Vichall's response should not have been, I'm going to shove your face into the ground. So they're kind of both wrong, and I don't think, and I don't think that anyone sort of realizing that. So Brian's laughing at them

because they're getting really heated inside, Sean and V-shall. So he's like, the most passive kids in the group are gonna get don't like go at it. Give me a break. And then Vishal's like, he called me games. Like that's nothing. He put me on a Richter scale of game.

And he goes, first of all, it's called the Kinsey scale. And Frank goes, Nurg fight, Nurg fight. And then, and then Anish enters and she's like, are you serious? I told Dylan that's not Vishal. It's out of character. He's just kidding. And Vishal's like, no, I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding. So, Sean's like, so you really want to beat him into the ground. And then Armory gets involved. He goes, well, let's talk about what Dylan said about Vishal. You know, let's talk about that. Like, why can't Dylan say whatever Dylan wants, but Vishal can't say what Vishal wants? So that-Shall can't say what V-Shall wants.

So that, I guess maybe that was where I got annoyed, Ronnie. I think I got annoyed because it wasn't a thing of like, oh, V-Shall is allowed to say that. And like, neither of them should be saying that shit. Well, they've both got their attack dogs going after each other, right? Because now it's Anisha versus them reat. So they're like, that's not the same thing.

And he's like, it is the same thing. And he goes, but he said that this guy sucks Dix. And you just heal the mom, go, oh my God. She looks up in the possesation. She's the main posses in the entire time right in front of this, but she hasn't really been paying attention. She just finally realizes.

So, and then Pooja starts getting mad. So she's like, so you think it's okay? What do you say? Back off, back the fuck off. And I'm like, yeah, this girl's like ready for TV. She's like, she came in ready to wave her finger around and be like, you better fuck off. I actually liked it.

I liked that little bit of energy there. So then Dylan leaves, but he like hugs. He hugs Auntie Domra goodbye first because he's like, well, it's just not have a reason. We don't walk out of someone's house without saying goodbye. It's just not nice. Yeah, I'm saying this sucks. They all actually have to party leaves now, have to party leaves of his birthday, which

sucks, you know, over this stupid drama. And so Sean's like, I can't even talk to you right now. Like he's all mad. And Brian's telling them like, I'm sorry, you guys. I didn't want them there to be drama. The party. I'm sorry that there was until it's like, well, I mean, I just I told my brother. I didn't want him to do anything about it. Like and he cries.

And I'm like, okay, with the crocodiles. Here's your crime again. You started. You got him to go in there to do something. Yeah. So, they're just like, it's just drama because they all grew up together, etc. So, I'm retells us, you know, Dylan can't just say whatever the hell he wants to. You can't just say someone's gay. Vichels not, but let's say he was, you're outing him by doing that which is a very fair point so so then they're basically

People are that then basically like Sean's family and girlfriends and a niche are they all just leave and so now Monica Now Monica's gonna find a reason to get mad original Monica non-doctor Monica. She's like I can't believe they're storming out It's disrespectful. They're still food here. The cake hasn't been cut. The S.A.T. is here tomorrow. I mean, this is just rude. Yeah, this is not just any cake. This isn't everything but the cake. Okay.

I mean, that's that's a good cake. Is that what those are called? I don't everything. Everything. I didn't bump the cake. I love that. I didn't look at the cake. I didn't look at the cake.

I'm sorry. Everything. What is that? Everything. It's all the things. Oh, nothing but cakes at the cake, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What is that? Everything's bunched the cake. Oh, nothing but cakes. That's what they're called.

Nothing but cakes. I'm in more of that place. What are they? Oh, it's a place. They're but cakes. We can't someplace it makes but cakes, which is kind of the weirdest shop ever, but they do really well. I love them.

And they sell gluten-free cakes, and so we have to go there all the time for my family because I have a lot of gluten-free cakes and so we have to go there all the time for my family because I have a lot of gluten-free people and so I was like I'm resenting it but they are really delicious up-skill but cakes who knew so the dad is like are you okay and he's telling Vishal listen your family you know this is your home too so you just relax and don't worry about it and yeah he's like no the boys they're. And again, talking about them like they're 11-year-olds. And so, and so they're just, Vichal is talking with Rishi. And he's like, how am I in the wrong? How am I in the wrong?

And Monica's like, well, people want to look at your reaction and not what triggered you, okay? Not what triggered you. And basically, you know, but then Brian says, well, Dylan was shaking and crying. And then Vee Shaw was like, but my brother beat me up all the time. I'm like, he is kind of trying to reframe it as if like this was actually some sort of affectionate thing that he did. Yeah, he's like, I was doing him a favor. I was trying to show my love to him by threatening to kick his ass, guys, but you can tell that he feels really bad. So I'm sure no matter what next week he's gonna go,

I'll be like, I'm sorry. I'm really gonna kill you. They're also nice that there's no way that this fight is gonna last. Like, well, first of all, the parents are gonna make them sit down in the same room. Like, okay, you sit down, we'll be out here and you come back when you guys are friends again.

You know, just be like that. The brink cracks me up because Vishal is now all upset about it, right? Because she's terrified the kid. And so he feels really bad and Brian goes, yeah, man, the violence thing that really scared the shit out of him. And I don't blame him. I mean, look at you. You're a god. Once you start fruit.

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