Watch What Crappens - FamilyKarma: Excusez Moi!

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, and Monica holds a celebration by the beach.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's Ronnie Carram. What's going on? Oh hello, Bien. It's been a lot. How are you doing today? Good how's it going Wichha? It's going pretty well um in case you didn't hear the big news our bonus episode this week is gonna be all about Mara V's town okay came out about six weeks ago I binge did about a week and a half ago you Ronnie you've watched it and you know we've had a very busy slate. We've been dedicating our bonus episodes to Bravo shows, but we this week we're going to go on Maravise Town. We're just going to talk about the characters, the things we, just our thoughts on it. And we're going to have a whole bunch of fun, and we're gonna try out this Delco accent.

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Basically, you're there for Bueller. You're there to see Bueller cameos, and I don't really have any cool cameos on my under-on-hand. I wish I could promote a cameo like that, but I don't. You have a sweet Taylor Swift poster have a Taylor Swift poster and a snake plant and um A board game collection so you have your face, okay? You have your beautiful beautiful little face I've Dominique Dominique will be back from Australia, so he maybe he'll pop in as a cameo. But anyway, that was that was the big pitch for Patreon. But today we are talking Family Karma, which I love, love this show,

love some Auntie drama. How you feeling about it Ronnie?? Good. Yeah, let's get into some family comment. It is Novarty. Novart, okay. Novarty? Yeah, before we start, let me just remind everybody, we're not Indian people, okay? And I do not know how to pronounce anything properly, even though I write it down like the dictionary,

writes words, you know, like, this is how you pronounce it down I write it down phonetically actually Like if it was a phonetic dictionary. Yeah, and I still the next day I come to look at the notes like what the hell am I even talking about? Yeah, it's you know, but we're learning we're learning and that's that's the joy of that's the joy of television as we learn about different cultures that are not our own Or at least we're learning a very specific perspective on them, because who knows? Who knows? Because we already had some people on Facebook who are like, these people are not like my aunties.

So, we're just going to learn what these people in Miami are like. So, it opens up with the producer asking Brian like what is Navrati and he says it celebrates the female goddesses. Durga locks me and Sarah Wathy and that it's like 90s of dancing and how did he do the garba dance and that is the like a dance or you do garba or do you do garba? Garba is present and it's dance it stands as a form of worship. Well, you know, look, I was kind of disappointed, but also kind of relieved because, you know, I was raised very, very religious, like very Christian conservative. And obviously left that one. I was like, see, see, see, and my family still is, but I rebel kind of against that.

And then, you know, Judaism, there was just so much to learn, like my friend growing up, David Bowman, was Jewish, so I would go to his after school Jewish class, which of course I always forget the name of. Temple, what do you call it? This short, so they go. Temple was on the weekends. Where you take your class?

In Hebrew school. Yeah, Hebrew school. So I'd go to Hebrew school the weekends, where you take your class. You mean your school? Yeah, he brisk. So I'd go to Hebrew school with him and Amy Greenberg. And I was like, this is too much to learn. Can't be part of this religion. Even though I like that it was only half the book that you had to get through. Love that. But then I get to this and I'm like, well, this is kind of a fun religion. Like it's so colorful and there's so much eating involved.

But then we get to this, nine days of dancing. Are you fucking kidding me with this? Who does this? Do you back off with that, okay? All I ask is that this religion does not come to my door and try and get me to do this because it's not gonna be pretty, okay?

All you have to do is dance for an eye and take it. Get out of here. Ronnie's spiritual journey has very specific needs. But eat, pray, so. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, uh, We pray, say,

Uh. I guess it gets so love as long as the love does not involve dancing. Yeah. Love, too. Well, I'm sorry, Ronnie, that, that, um, that Hinduism is not working out for you. I was, I was immediately triggered. Well, to find something else, uh, Ne for you. I was immediately triggered. Well, to find something else.

Nexium, I don't know. Oh my god, tattooing my foo-pa. My god, you need a bigger burner. You need a bigger, what do you call it when you brand? You need a bigger brand. And that isn't the way to imply the Hinduism. It is a cause by the way. I was just, it was the first thing I thought thought of because this is where my brain is at today.

I'm drinking my Duncan coffee here in here in New York. So I'm drinking Duncan coffee here in Texas. Oh my god. Crazy. We are like sisters. Are you drinking cold brew black? I am old to have that. Is that a thing? Can you get that in the curing pods? I'm drinking the curing pod. Oh, no mines actually from the store I actually got mine freshly poured for me for the local Dunkin' Dinos Whatever. Okay, so let's go over to the Benny Households It's time it's time to it's time to say something here. Okay. It's time to say something We love this show. We always talk about how nice everyone is. I almost feel like I almost feel like a like a

doating grandmother when I watch this show. Like, oh, they're so adorable. But now it's time like the show's been on for a season and now it's been a few episodes. It's time to like, it's time to take off the gloves a little bit. And we have to address the fact that the Benny household is one of the most sterile households in all of Bravo. That's just, I'm actually getting depressed in that house. They need to put something in there. It's just like all white and gray and like blank walls. Have you noticed that?

Um, it's called modern architecture, okay? That's on HGTV where they redo a house. And we're gonna give you an open concept. And then you walk in and it's just like a room with the kitchen table. You're like, wait a second. What the hell is this? Listen, I've seen the open concept white wall thing.

This is just like big space. It's like a gymnasium and it's like a black sofa. And then I don't know. I just what I need is I need a little bit of a touch up in there. That's my request. That is my request to the Bravo Gods. So Brian is on the phone with Dr. Monica, his girlfriend and he's talking about, you know, how he took a rest day from the gym. You know, his young people do the circumcision. He's like, did some TikToks, took a day off in the gym, okay?

And his dad's like, come on, it's time to open some wine. So he's like, yeah, and Monica, the other Monica's coming with tacos, Taco Bell specifically. And she's, you know, super happy form because Monica and Monica are of course friends. Yeah, and Brian starts, he's like telling us,

what are you sitting with his parents in the interview session And he's like yeah Monica and I are friends and so like my Monica has nothing to worry about his mom just turns to him goes Don't fuck it up And he's calling his dad Mike. Yeah, hey Mike. We're gonna have some wine together It's not really important part of becoming an adult. We like, I'm having wine with my dad and calling him Mike, but I'm still young enough to shave my hairline back. Instead of, you know, brushing it for us. With that it was growing forward, yeah.

Exactly. I'm old enough to throw around words like last quarter of the year, but I'm young enough where I throw them around in a way that sounds like I don't know what I'm talking about. Well, you know, the last quarter, oh God, last quarter of the year but I'm young enough where I stood around in a way that sounds like I don't know what I'm talking about. Well you know the last quarter, oh god last quarter, am I right Ronnie? Last quarter. Last quarter, Q4. Q4 guys. Oh man, what a lot of health, Q4. No, what a absolute health scape. So now Ben, have you ever been friends with a kindergarten teacher? Because that is basically what it's like having Monica and her father in your life, okay?

That's if anyone out there, I'm sure we have some kindergarten teachers out there as friends. I'm not dishing you personally, but maybe this is a chance to look inside of yourself because my friends are my friend what are my best friends? You teach a school. Talk to me like this. Should we? How are we today? How are we today? Like she's because you're in that mode all day and you just can't get out of it. And that is how Monica is like she's coming over. So she dinged on and then she hides.

You know, she's like hiding. I'm gonna make my entrance fun and he's like, oh my god It looks like there's a shadow out there. It's like it's me. She jumps out like, oh my god This woman's gonna give me a recorder lesson. Get the fuck off my doorstep you two Monica It's so funny. I was thinking about kindergarten today Because I was just a creep alert. Would you say? Creep alert. Creep seriously. No, I was at the the local bagel place and like it was swarmed with high school students and then I just started thinking about school and then it took me all the way to kindergarten. So I've been very tired. kindergarten's been top of mine. I was looking through my old year books last night. It was

really weird. But I agree with you. She definitely has Kinnigart in her energy. I don't think I'm friends with any teachers anymore. I had a few friends of her teachers. And honestly, I didn't like hanging out with them because all they would do is tell stories about their students. And I literally did not care.

I think teachers are one of the great resources that we as a nation, as a world have, but that being said, there are some teachers who think their students are more interesting. And it's like, literally, what if I just like, every time you saw me, I talked about paper clips. And you just, like, what do you- Well, that's what it is to them when we talk housewives. No, I know, I get that.

I get that. I get that. That's why I try to like rain myself in, you know, but I'm just saying, and I'm not saying all teachers like this, but I'm saying my friends who were teachers were like this. And I kind of had to be like, oh, another story about how like a kid spoke up today in class. Actually, I love it. She's one of my best friends. And I think that the good way to get around that, just in case you're ever in that situation again,

you just kind of shift the conversation a little bit to the parents because you want to talk some really fun shit to the parents of the kids. What? Monsters these people are. Yeah, okay. What's good to say? Like the ones that really bug the teachers

and go to the principal and try and make trouble about their dumb little angel. Oh my God, those are the stories. So yeah, just shift the conversation and talk shit about the adults because usually if the teacher has to talk about the adult to their friend over bottles of wine, it's because the parent is an absolute monster. Anyway, the only exception to what I was complaining about is that I do have a friend who I think you taught at Harvard West Lake.

And that's an LA. And that's the one exception where it's cool to hear about the kids. But there's a snaughty brat or the like children of celebrities are both. And that is like the best. I'm like, tell me everything. Hmm. Well, the point is Monica talks to you like a child's right. She's like, I'm here.

Look at me. She jumps out and she's got her talk opal which the internet pointed out was blurred out even though they said to go about so I'm not really sure about the rights But we are because talk about loves being Profiled on brought up profiles. Yeah, I'm shown on Bravo right they had they came to our show when time with the truck truck they literally brought their like four Taco Bell executives came to our show and they brought the Taco Bell truck to our show well admittedly we did a show across the street from the Taco Bell World headquarters so there was that too oh yeah but we still they came and they gave us all this Taco Bell stuff and they're like oh my god and we love that we're mentioned on van der

and they're like, oh my God, we love that we're mentioned on Vanibrom Rules all the time. I think maybe that's what happened. They're like, wait a second. We made a deal with the devil. We can't do this anymore. Yeah, like that didn't help. Yeah. So it only hurts in the end.

You've got somebody there screaming at you about how I mean, Jack's. So Monica, yeah. So Monica comes over and the parents are gonna go be on their own. But of course, Dharma is still hanging around to see what they're talking about and stuff. And Brian just, Brian's so sweet and cute and stuff, but he really is just so douche. Like, there's something about him that I just think he's a douche back. I think he's gonna cheat on you.

I think I don't a douchebag. I think he's gonna cheat on you. I think he can act. I don't think he will. There's something about, just because he says, like, stuff like this. He's like, whoa, Loki not gonna lie, kind of hungry. Like, really? But what do you say it like that? Like that, you speak like someone who's gonna cheat on me while I'm pregnant.

That's what you sound like. He's like douchebag aspiring, but like, he's never, he's not, I mean, that's how like they all are, right? Like, V-shell, and I'm read, and I'm like, and guys like straight guy talk. They're kind of, they're kind of like doing like faux-bro. They're trying to be more bro than they really are,

but they're just like sweet guys. You just wanna help out their mom in the kitchen, you know? And so like, that's just like, they're just trying. I mean, I'm sure one of them will cheat because, you know, and so like, that's just like they're just trying. I mean, I'm sure one of them will cheat because, you know, a lot of averages, but they seem like they are not cheaters. I don't know. My issue really is more about the champagne flute that Brian was drinking out of. I don't know if you noticed it. It really bothered me. It was train shaped. What was the champagne flute he was drinking out of. Or the wine glass. It was a champagne flute.

It was like a flute, but it was also in case. It looked like a cylinder. It was very, very strange. I'm like, you know, we're reinventing glass shapes now. Because that's like the neat thing. You can't have wine glass. Now you have to have a wine glass with that dip in it. I know. I can't stand that. I know. So it looks like it's kind of off the stem. It's like, did we really need to reinvent cups guys?

I know. They hold liquids. I think it's the whole point of those long glasses that you, I think you can raise them higher so you can like sniff the bouquet. But honestly, I mean, Sure. Yeah, I think anyone who's buying those glasses

probably doesn't care about bouquets. Okay, this is gonna be a 30 hour rate comment. I'm not, this is someone who does't care about bouquets. Okay, this is gonna be a 30-hour rate comment. This is someone who does not care about bouquets. Yeah, everyone who buys those drinks Charles Shaw, you know what I'm doing. I've never seen a really fancy person use those. So, well, I mean, really rich, but not really fancy. So, this is gonna be a 30-hour rate comment.

I don't care, we have not. It's literally been two lines of dialogue and we have now like really just like a literally like a blurred out logo, a champagne, food, stability of the house and Monica's acting. Kinder card and cultures. So. So they have the inevitable talk, right? You have to have this talk when you see your friend on this show So works good everything going good. Oh, yeah

You know in a year. Oh, and a year You know hard to for is Especially in kindergarten all those kindergartners are like you for you like yes, it's Q4 again So Monica's asking you about doctor Monica, she's like, so what's the dynamic, you know, with you guys singing each other since it's long distance? I mean, do you stay at each other's houses? And he says, yeah, you know, I stay in her, her guest bedroom is very traditional. And she's like, well, I just want you to know you got to catch you got to catch.

She's a real cat. I love her. And so they're doing this thing like, I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you, but I'm happy for you, I'm so happy for you right now. And then while I was just looking at them from the countertop, like, please just get married, please stop wasting my time. You know? No, she doesn't like mom.

Don't make me get close to this Dr. Monica and then just have to dump her when you guys realize that you're in love. I, Dharma, I think Dharma is much happier with Dr. Monica Delmonica because she's a doctor and she thinks that Monica other Monica is a Picties so is a free tea is that's true. She's probably watching to make sure Monica doesn't come crawling back But she won't because she's been with Rishi for like two years and they're approaching with Rishi for like two years and they're approaching, you know, a moment of like, maybe the next level and so, but then Brian goes,

so do you ever like question yourself, like do you ever question like why, like, you know, that moment with us like, like why don't we work out, you know, when she goes, not really, do you, he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean it's like, oh man, Q4 is so stressful. Let's talk about that. Do you guess? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know what she brings she wants. I have her Pinterest. And it's like, do you ever wonder why things aren't working out? No, she's like literally shopping for rings for you

to try and get you off her back. Literally. So Brian's like, yeah, well, you know, I'm dangerous, you know, and she's like, yeah, I like safe, which could also be the name of this show. I like safe. Like everyone here is like the most like safe, respectful, obedient people and and all the cast members.

And so Brian's like, yeah, but I'm dangerous. Like in the sack, you probably couldn't handle it. She's like, like, Tata sack racing. Is that what we're talking about? What do you mean? Oh, in the sack, it's some bean burritos. I brought them over from BRO. Yeah, I would bring bean burritos with jalapenos, because I'm dangerous.

I'm not sure how Brian would be in the sack. I feel like he kind of have a mirror, but not over the bed, but maybe over the headboard, where he could just like kind of be on top but still take a peek at himself, make sure his eyebrows are like combed, not really sure.

I don't know why I'm being a Brian Hater today. Like I don't know why. I don't know why I'm being a Brian. I think us loving someone is means that they therefore now have to go through intense group. And I think that Brian in bed could be summed up by his next line, which happens after Monica spills a drink on him. He goes, Motherfucker, these are Zara!

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to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or So his dad is like chanting and Kalpna Kalpna is trying to text with Reshma to talk and And because Reshma as we all remember stormed out of Kalpna's party last week and Reshma's like, you know, I walked away because I didn't want to say something. I would regret like I Don't agree with you. Oh, I could imagine if I had said that Talk about throwing down the gauntlet. That would have been terrible. And he shalt just like kind of twitching and nervous,

you know, sitting in between his parents being in a feed. Like, he is so nervous this guy. What crime did you commit? I know. It's like this guy's got a body in his trunk and he's worried that somebody's going to come ask him for like a spare tire or something. And he's like, oh my God, yeah, you know, like cut the cord. That's what we believe in my family. Just just cut the cord. So like, you know, I

don't need the whole community involved. Now open up, open up for applesauce applesauce is coming in big boy. No one in the community has to know about the applesauce. So then we see flashbacks to from it was like we see the flashbacks of Bali being like Someone get this microphone off me someone get this microphone on me and then it goes to My way My way I luckily in the eye can't you look me in the eye? Look me in the eye. I've been doing that to be where all week

Look me in my eye. Look me in my eye. I've been doing that to Bela all week. I thought that was something. Look me in my eye. Look me in my eye. So Dennis goes later that night. Bali is like on the phone. She's like, mom, Auntie Rushma, Stormdell, yeah.

And then Bali's mom's like, Rushma left. And she goes, yeah. And then she calls up like a niche. A niche. A happy hour. Auntie Rushma, gone up and left the party. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, you P.S. Hi, Sally. Hi, Tommy. What's the story? Morning, glory. What's the word? Hummingbird. The new hero about a restaurant leaving.

It was very, like, Indian by-by birding. Indian by-by birding. I'm only glory. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe and it was so funny because everybody she calls it's like 10 minutes later, five minutes later, her calling someone else, and she's just sitting in her chair with a giant glass of wine spreading gossip all over town. I don't think she knows about the internet yet. There's a whole world of activities on there. She's like literally has nothing to do. world of activities on there. She's like, literally has nothing to do. Mm-hmm. So funny. So then, um, and Kalpna is talking to Chitra and they're talking about everything that was going on. And Kalpna was like, but she works even there. She was, oh, yes, but I heard because the grapevine was abasign. She's like, well, you know, she walked

out and I texted her. I said, why would you do this? Are you upset over Vichala or are you upset that I brought the robot? Like, what is it? I need to know what it is. I'm like, you started it, lady. You set your friend up. This is like some shady ass housewife behavior kelpna.

Or kelpna. Yeah, I mean, you set your friend up for her enemy to be there. And then when that didn't piss her off, you brought up her son acting like a jackass at the party and started it everybody on the, why would who says they're gonna beat somebody? Who says this? You did this, Calpda.

And I love you for it. You're the best addition ever. Yeah, and then we go to, cause this is all like very quick, cause it's all gossipy. So then we go to Dharma and she's at a restaurant with, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lupa And she's telling a little about it and Lupa's like well, this is her problem

You have to be a patrol person, okay? You have to be a patrol person not like that DEEP SHIT Probably dying in his bed with his parents right now, Misha So the producer asked Rashma if she's dramatic and she's like oh well I watched young and the rest lay so if I don't get my way I walk up and I leave. Oh, yes, I was a drama queen, but I work on it. This is what I do You see a problem and you work on it. So she's like the real feeling one who's always talking about working Also, that's like she does red flag because the only other person who says I'm more work in progress as much as that as Jack Taylor

So like anyone any of reality star, I'm more work in progress as much as that is Jack Taylor. So like, any of you have a reality star says, I'm more work in progress. That means they say, you know what, I act badly, and I'm just gonna hide behind this, so watch out. Yeah, so I'm the shaggy ass-trollant of the bunch. Yeah. So the parents are in there with, um, Amrit, right?

No, it's Russian with the shogs. No, it's Russia with the shawls. Sorry, I'm thinking of a different scene. So yeah, she's cooking and the dad's praying and he comes into bless their foreheads and stuff. And she's like, well, Vishal told me Risha gave him back the rings. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And Vishal's like, well, you know what, she's very upset and like very happy and she's

crying and she thinks I'm going out too much and the dad's like, well, I agree with her. And he's like, well, she feels like she's constantly sacrificing. For me, like, she makes all the trips here and I need to go to her and I'm stopped going, you know, I'm like, yes, that is exactly right. If she's doing all those trips, she is doing all the work, Vishal. Yeah, and for him to just chalk it up to, oh, she thinks I'm going out too much. No, that's not really the, that's not really the argument. And so the mom,

Reshma was like, well, what's holding you back? And he's like, her mom, and she gives him that look where your mom raises her eyebrows and then like, purses her, or not purses, but like closes her lips and in that grimace like, mm-hmm, right? I'm not saying it, but you're saying it.

Are you listening to what you're saying right now? You're saying it. Yeah. It's not me. I'm just going to say five more times on camera. I have no problem with Lopa Auntie. No problem whatsoever, as you can see. You can look at the joy in my face.

I'm a worker breakfast. So be sure. Oh, sorry, guys. I was just gonna say that Vichal starts talking about. Richa, Richa was very upset. Well, Richa was very upset at me and her mom saw her crying. So, Lava Auntie started taking it out on me. She didn't even allow me to stay at her house and Memphis.

And that's like really hard and along this relationship. And you can't even stay together. Get a hotel room. You're like 32, 33. Get a hotel room. It's not the end of the world. Yeah. And then the dad's like, you know what you need?

I said it now. A whole Mexican band to follow around Very I love that that's his move and he's like, yeah, you know I lived in Mexico and so we would take set another to the girls and they would just fall all in love with us And rational's like um, he did not do this for me Because oh, yeah, I didn't know her yet Yeah, so then we go over to Omnreet's apartment and so it's his building and he's like on like he looks like he's in a we work.

I mean did Omnreet move into a we work? Is this studio just an office space that we work that he put a bed into? Because he's like it's like a clearly this big shared workspace area and he's like yeah it's amazing you can work off you downstairs and bring it up to you. I'm like, you're at WeWork. Have you, do you know, you're at WeWork right now? It's like one of those kind of upgraded youth hostels that they have in New York now,

where he's sleep on a bunk bed in a room with like 10 other people, but there's my scoutches downstairs. And so everybody just hangs out. That's kind of what it's like because this apartment's so little. Yes, it's like a new work, live space where like you're living space is small, but there's like a big, large shared area where you can work and do things. I don't know. So we

probably hate. Yeah, it's for like enhancing the community. Okay. They have a whole neighborhood here in Austin where they started building these homes really, really close to each other. And there's no front yards and no backyards and But there's big parks kind of in the middle of every I know I know it's like a lady but They're not it's like a revolutionary thing and you It's so everybody comes out and their kids all play in the park together because there's nowhere else to play and then you have to talk to your neighbors Yeah, you go to it's like yeah, so a city yeah, I'm like it's

City yeah, got it Revolutionary Yeah, no, this is very much like I totally see the concept of his building like that before people start running messages Like actually is this really cool place in Miami and the whole idea is like I get it I see what it is. I still feel like it's a wee work. I still feel like he lives in a wee work. So um, so We perk. What it's a wee perk. It's a wee perk because that's where you go get your coffee. So he's sitting there Gotta get a dad joke out there. This is family karma, okay Yeah, so yeah, he's sitting there in like in one of the public couches and he's there with Richa and

They're talking about the place and Nicholas is like, I love this view and I'm reached like I feel like I live in a dorm I love this view. And I'm like, I feel like I live in a dorm. So, yeah, Nicholas loves it, because they have the best view. It's like, my view is you. Okay, you're sleeping on the side of the bed with a view. My side of the bed, I get to see you. Okay, you're definitely waiting at the situation.

So then we see the Vena, his parents, he's doing his diary room with his parents. And she's like like I need a baby these dogs they do not give me proper kids he licks my face I need a grandchild you need a grand child that will shit on your lap instead so um so Richa is like so you like so you live in a closet so why aren't you living at home he has um I'm sorry I'm 34 and which is did V-Shall get that memo my Bridget you also live at home so before you shave the show yeah I was gonna say don't you live at home oh and he's like yeah look I'm in the same boat as you

all right it's been like nine years for us and we're not engaged and she's like yeah do you see a ring here and he so he's asking where their relationship stands and she's really mad she's like you know what I'm just unhappy it's like, yeah, do you see a ring here? And so he's asking where their relationship stands and she's really mad. She's like, you know what, I'm just unhappy. It's like, he says he wants to get married but then he doesn't talk about weddings. I mean, he's in real estate but he doesn't even look at houses for us to buy.

I mean, what the hell is he doing? You know, what's going on with him? Like I'm really getting sick. I'm on, I'm on, I'm on. And all I can think the whole time she's talking is that she's completely correct. Yes. And it's time to get on the tinder.

Yeah, that's the complaining does not help. I've learned this getting older. Complaining does not bring calories. If it did, I'd look like Lisa Rina. Does not work. Yeah, I was like, you are correct. Dump him. It's over. Like you're like, why, like, move on, like literally move on.org. I don't know why she's even waiting at this point.

It sounds like a completely non-functional, not dysfunctional, a non-functional relationship. So she's, yeah, she's saying about like, you know, like, she's like, so he's probably telling you that I'm angry because he goes out I'm really like yeah, she's like no, I'm not mad about bad. I'm mad because like where's the wedding? Where's the house and everything and? I'm really says well, maybe the whole mom thing is taking a toll on him And because my mom is not just being mean because she feels like it. She's being mean because she enjoys it, okay? Let her have a joy. She's earned a hobby.

But basically, yeah, but she's saying that she cries to her mom. So of course her mom gets upset with him, but that's a problem. And you know, maybe it's like a cultural thing because you know, they are so close to their parents on these shows. And you know, I get that they really take the marrying your family thing very seriously. But yeah, your mom's like totally in asshole doing it.

You gotta have his back at some point. You can't have your mom scream and get each other and fighting all the time because of you. But then maybe that's just like cultural. So I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I actually think Loppa has a right to be pissed at Vishal. view, but then maybe that's just like culture also. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I actually think Lopa has a right to be pissed at Vshaal. I think that Vshaal is not being a good, you know, future husband to her daughter. I think that actually Richa, she should have her boyfriend's back, but she should also

be like, you know what, like it shouldn't be a situation where Richa is staying at her mom's house and that Vsshall is staying at a hotel. Like they should just stay at a hotel together. She should be like, you know what? Let's not stay in my place because my mom is mad at you. Let's go get a hotel together. I feel like that's a very normal, that would be a normal thing to do. But I think if it's a situation where he is coming to town

but he has to stay in a completely different space, it's kind of like, well, that's gonna, that would make him feel isolated. But at the same time, like, I'll be really gonna feel that bad for him. If he's treated rich, poorly, he's stronger along for all these years. And then she's like crying every single day. And we're gonna feel bad that his feelings are hurt

for like one evening that just happened three times over the past several years. I don't think so. Yeah, but then at the same time, he's just always been himself, which is how he is. And so she wants him to be, I don't know that she wants him to be different. She wants his behavior to be different,

which of course you can change, like a person can grow up, obviously, and change. But I don't know. I don't know, it's confusing. And it's like I said, yeah, and I said it last week. This is a couple that gets us fighting. And by us, I mean, all of the audience. Like it's everyone around them fighting about them,

but then they're perfectly happy with this dynamic as we see by the end when you're like, oh, okay, I can see why they're together. You know, he's like a total child and she loves to just bitch at him and yell at him. But she loves it. Like it literally brings a smile to her face. Like that's their moon lighting repartee.. Yeah, that's why she's trying to

cry at the end of the scene and be like, I have a soft spot for him actually. I have a point where I'm into yours, you know, I'm like, you guys need to move on. Sorry. Yeah, you're sick. Yeah, but is it they need to move on? Or is it like you're both sickos and you love birds? You want to gather? Because by the end of the episode, I was like, oh, how cute. But is it that they need to move on or is it that like you're both sickos and you you love birds Mo on together because by the end of the episode I was like, oh how cute. I'm rooting for them Even though I think they're a damn mess You know, I don't know that I want them to have them over to like those married to medicine style dinners where you all talk about your relationship He's still talking to someone that there's a dysfunctional relationship somewhere. Please, I cannot.

You need to get a job and a wedding venue. So let's go over to Dylan and Anisha. So they're both, they're hanging out together at the condo in Miami, his family's condo, which now this, now this is the interior design that I was like really, oh, yellow leather couch. I mean, Miami. This is bad. Come on, Miami. This is bad too. So they are also sitting simultaneously for their interview with the producers and, um, Kaltna, whose Dylan's mom keeps texting him going, Dylan, are you done yet? Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, is ready when you want to come home. Dylan, let me know when

you're home. Dylan, send a photo of you and Anisha. And then G-Tritax, Anisha, how's everything going? And Caldwell starts sizing Anisha. Anisha, come back to our house after dinner. Anisha, is Dylan with you? Anisha? And then the producers like, oh god, now she's acting me. Ariel, is Dylan done yet?

Ariel, G-Trita, Dylan, I'm done. I'm done. I'm texting with him. Ariel, you want to come over to dinner? Take a picture of you and Dylan. This is constant text. It's just constant text for the mother. And he goes, and three foist males I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. they take hot pictures to use other Tinder, I guess. And oh, you know what? By the way, I'm so sorry. I accused Brian of having the bad champagne flutes. It was not Brian at all. Brian, congratulations. You were out of the champagne flute doghouse.

It was Dylan who had the bad champagne flutes. Dylan had them. I mean, I feel like that makes more sense. Yeah, especially given that, sofa. Yeah. Yeah, it makes more sense. Yeah, especially given that sofa. Yeah, it makes more sense in this apartment for sure. I was not talking to you, ma'am. I was not talking to you. Turn off and stop fucking moving your light at me.

I do not appreciate your circular light. Come and get running. Are you done yet, Ronnie? Are you done yet, Ronnie? Take a photo of your Alexa. I did not say anything that sounded like your name, ma'am. I'm supposed to be saying something. Are you done yet, Ronnie? Are you done yet, Ronnie? Take a photo of you in the last time. Hi there, not say anything that sounded like your name, ma'am. She's just spinning her blue and green wheel at me.

Oh, now she just perked up like she's still there. I'm not talking to you. Stop it. You're a beast of it. You're emotionally abusive to me. Maybe the people from her planet are coming together. I just watched the end of the cocoon on JetBlue. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good movie. I'm never seen everybody. I have an emotionally abusive Alexa. Played by Jessica Tammy. So anyway, so they're

gonna do their thirst trap night and they're talking about, you know, happy hour and everything and Dylan's like there was so much Draw I don't even know what was about. I don't even know. It was about you Dylan is about you and your fight. That's what that was about Yes, and you know, basically they're talking about how they you know like the kind of guys they want for Anisha She's like, you know, I'm going on a date with the guy named Anish and he's like Anish and Anisha. She's like, you know, I'm going on a date with the guy named Anisha. Anisha. Anisha. And Anisha? Wow. He goes, well, he must be nice because you really don't like very many people. And so the producer asked her criteria and she's like, well, single, that would be good. High achiever. No kids. Do I already say single high achiever in no kids? Okay, spiritual dad bought six feet and Indian, which is going to be rough to find. Yeah.

I like that single was the first thing that she said because clearly she's been set up with people who, while she did talk about that, she set up with a guy who had a whole family or something. So, yeah, well, that's a thing in the modern world. You really got to check on people shit. I would imagine especially someplace like Miami. I mean, that's a party city. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, Dylan had a good date with someone

who has a good beard but is balding, so he has an issue with that. And then he goes, and then like, should we do our thirst trap photos? He goes, I don't think I'm ready for thirst traps. I've been eating and it cuts to just like a little bowl of peanuts. I have three peanuts Because I don't think I'm ready for thirst traps. I've been eating and it cuts to just like a little bowl of peanuts. Oh, I have three peanuts. I don't think I could do a thirst trap.

And so then they both like show how high they can lift their legs up to look hoey or whatever. And yeah, they're just posing on the yellow leather taking pictures. And he's like, oh my god, no one's going to date us. Like, I wouldn't even date this. So then we go to Top Gun Indoor Range. And I literally was like, wow, Top Gun. And then I wrote down guns. Like, what did I think it was gonna be? It's got Top Gun Indoor Range. Well, maybe it'll be like a flight simulation or whatever. So it's of all people. It's Omrita and dad's search and search. He comes in with a shotgun and he's like, he's like, well, you

know, a couple of friends in mind say, oh, you have a gun. And I said, dumb, right? I do for safety for my family. Then it turns out he's not even used to it. He doesn't even know how to use. I'm like, this is how people get killed. And he tells his story of why he gets a gun. He's like, well, when I was a child, my father's brother took everything from us. And my family was on the streets. If you're not tough, you'll be eating a live out there. I was like, whoa, wait a minute. This all comes to like revenge your father's brother. I love this show. You think this show's like the most innocent sweet little show. And then the dad's like the most innocent sweet little show and then the dad's like I got a shotgun in case

I ever wanted that motherfucker again. Take dad you're holding it by the barrel stop. No it's none. Act's dad. And I'm reaching in a t-shirt that says Queen's y'all. Yes. And so they shoot like three rounds and it was actually refreshing because normally on these shows when they do like the shooting range thing It's always someone like it's always like Mike and Shervin on Shaz just like getting boners and feeling more manly Be like yeah, that was awesome Mike that was really cool. Yeah, Shervin. That was really wonderful Now I can go kill all those hackers who are breaking into my phone and trying to disrupt me and polina But here was just like well, that was fun.

I hope I don't do that again. Yeah, it's like, oh, yes, I hope we never have to do this. And I'm really psych, well, I mean, that was actually kind of fun, dad, because not when you're shooting at your uncle, let's remember that, okay? I mean, Hinduism says it can, if it can be solved peacefully. Sure. But if the other guy has a gun in your own house and he's your father's brother take him out Yeah, and I'm reaching like him or her dad. Let's be mine. He's like the person the person

So I'm ready. I they start talking about like that. There's gonna you know, they'll know that this could be a proposal for Nicholas soon and You know, and then there's like a scene with then Sirresh and Levina are talking about their marriage and how they were arranged they didn't date they just were arranged and at the children they the children brought them together and she's like also you're saying that like if there were no children like you would still not you would not be with me he's like probably not but now I can't live without her and she's like oh So let's go over to Monica and dad Monica and Raj

so the producer asked so do your dad and Reach Richie have a lot in common and she's like oh my god. We both love making kick-talks We love them and then we get a clip of her doing a TikTok with really hot guys in the gym Yeah, it's a gym right right? And they're like doing like some I mean sexy from Monica Yeah, they're doing like a TikTok dance and the dad's like, oh my god. I'm your biggest fan. I watch all your TikTok So I was like girl, I'm sure you do I Would watch all those TikToks to you. Those are some hot ass boys. I'm gonna look that TikTok I know So they're driving and Monica's like sit the other day. I was working on my bed and Simba was snoring so freaking loud

Loud of the me girl. Yes dad louder than you. Oh my god Let me give you a little no-shop. Do you have a little TV? It's that's oh my god Maybe we should both go to the same surgeon. Oh my God, get surgery. Is he gonna go to the vet or the plastic surgery? Or for a plastic surgery? Yeah. So they're talking about how they're gonna do

Novartee at the beach this year. And it's usually, you know, it's a big dancing party. And it's usually like 500 people in nine days, but you know, it's COVID. So it's gonna be at the beach for like an hour or so. And they're going to do a potluck because that's how you should do every party. I don't know why every party is in potluck because I'm cooking everything every fucking time, okay? Well, do you want this to bring a dish for a potluck? Listen, you know what fingernails don't sound very good, but they do pass the time. Three of Harry Hamlin's potatoes.

So, yeah. Yeah, so they're gonna do this whole thing. And then we go over to Reshma who's at her office and Kalpna facetimes her and they're both Kalpna's like, oh yeah, you know, I've just been, you know, I'm just keeping myself busy and Reshma's, Reshma goes, yeah, I've been keeping myself busy too with work, which was, I felt like, a busy too with work, which was, I thought like a little dig. Say it.

Yes. I appreciate it. She's like, yes, I've been very busy too. Yeah, it's a job. So, well, I wanted to talk about Happy Hour because you left abruptly and then I texted you and you didn't respond to that either. And she's like, well, I was uncomfortable that parents were so involved. But I said we didn't have to discuss it. What did I say to you?

I said we don't have to discuss it if you don't want it's like okay, but you brought it up in front of like 10 people So yeah, she did come after discuss it. Yes, and and yeah, Rashman is like well I don't want to be in an environment where everyone's talking about the children all the mothers that say that they are so dear to me I don't respect it. You'd be dear to each other and every child, like if you'd be dear to each and every child if you're dear to me. So Visha would also be your child, just how Dylan is also my child. That is what I believe. And so they end up making up because she's like, you know, our kids are adults and she's like, yes, but we always think of them as kids and she goes, yeah, but

they need to figure it out on their own. And she goes, okay, well, I just wanted to make sure the issue isn't Loppa because I knew I threw you off guard with that. And she goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Loppa, no, Loppa, no, no, no, no, I have no problem with Loppa. I accept everyone. But she, yeah, she says it's not spiritual way that you know, it's like not she hates Loppa. But she also, she doesn't just say I accept everyone.

She goes, I accept everyone the way they are, which is not the same as saying you accept everyone. It's like for the children. So even serial killers enjoy serial. So you have to, you have to look at the positives. So she's, she's, she's like, you know, I have to keep myself sane and happy and in campus. Well, you know, we're both, we're both the queries. And she's, yes, and that's why we've lasted so long, right? Because we're both the queries.

You're a little more dumb than I am and and you don't not work, and I work, and you still think that your children are children. So, you know, that's why we work, you know? Because I'm sort of a, I sort of like understand life, and you just are like, have you a locale, you know? Yeah, the producers like, so are you gonna end your relationship

with her, tell the truth? And she's like, no, the bond is very strong with us. And he's like, but you just ignored her for like five days because, well, I have a habit of taking longer, but I work on it. And that's the important thing. I work on me. Communication is the key. Well, communication helped Vishal and Richard. And she goes, We shall see. Not going to communicate any further emotions from the inside of my brain right now.

Yeah, so Vishal. Okay, so now's the big Vishal moment. He's like sitting at a table, cracking his muckles, looking back and forth, like looking at the door looking back He's terrified like the FBI is gonna comment it anymore. I was like it's squirting out of his face It's like that SNL thing where like sweat is just dripping down Chris Farley's face. It's like a water I'm like what water He's steel like what is going on here? So so then Harisha come reach it reach it Richard come in

It's hard because there's Ryeshma and Ritsha And so, and so, and there's Rysha, Rysha and Rysha, and Rysha, and Rysha, what's Rysha, I listen to it more, and so it's not Rysha, it's Rysha, so it's Rysha, it's like it's, it's just there's a lot of, a lot, ish etch, etch, it's for, for, for, for me. So, uh Vishal Vishal and then I have that issue where I have my friend Vishal Vishal and I can't say anyone stands right. I've got my friend Vishal but I'm going to show this Vishal. So so anyway uh Richard comes in and Vishal is like yeah when uh when Richard gets mad she turns into a little brown monster like a little brown Hulk like she's a little brown little brown monster little brown monster I'm like I'm sure she loves that you called her that on TV. That's a great star romantic And she comes in and she looks slamming. I mean bam. I was like bam girl

And she she's like why are you spamming up you can sit down. We're not hugging. Okay, so sit down Okay, no hug. Well, you do look pretty. So thanks for coming crack crack crack crack knuckle crack knuckle crack He does like the little um the penguin flap, you know like where your hands are just like straight down And they sort of like flutter out a little bit and then come right back to your thighs, like a little... And then he's like, well, you're looking pretty. And I do miss you a lot and I know I should have done a lot more and I should have planned a lot more dates and she's like, whoa, I guess we're getting right into it right away. Okay, like Richard, like he tried to hug you and start off on like, you know, a sweet

small talk space. Don't be surprised if he's like, oh, okay, well, she doesn't want to talk. I guess I should get into this. I'm like, Richard, relax. Relax, Richard. You're totally in the right, but relax. No, she's like, I'm going to stay strong. He's not going to charm me and I'm going to yell at him until he does what I want.

She's like, this is about more than you just planning dates. I mean, you get that right. I mean, he's like, yeah what I want. So she's like, this is about more than you just planning dates. I mean, you get that right. And he's like, um, yeah, I do. I mean, you said I don't make you a priority, but then you ignore me. And then that's like three weeks of the time. And it hurts my feelings. And then like you get mad that I got on the week.

I'm like, it has nothing to do with you going out. Okay, I'm not happy. I'm at the cracking point. And the waiter comes over and he's like, oh, okay, she's at a cracking point. Let me just order real quick. I'll have a spinach empanada, a ham empanada, fries, a quesatilla, a salad steak. Do you want anything?

Anything I can get for you. She's like, this is why everyone work. So she says, so you think that's like okay for me to be upset every single day. And he goes, no, I don't want to see you crying ever. That's why I don't visit you, you know, because I don't want to see, I don't literally want to see you crying. So then she's like, you know, I try hard. You flew to V, then she goes, she's like, you flew to Memphis three times. Want me to count how many times I've flown in the past three years.

You want me to count how many times I've flown this year. You want that? I'm like, oh V-sh. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble.

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I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been to talk to me. And then she bouts a condo here. And you don't even tell me she's like a coddow. Oh my gosh. And then it becomes like the whole,

we have to respect our parents. I mean, you wouldn't tell me something. Your mom didn't want me to tell you. See, she should have said that. Because I actually think that like, he's being a little ridiculous. But when she says that, it actually is, that's not a great point because if they

are in a relationship, like the fact, the whole condo thing is silly, but I think if you aren't in a non-year relationship, you know, I do think that with something like that, you should probably tell your, it's not like you have to tell your boyfriend about a condo, but if your mom says, don't tell your boyfriend about the condo, I think it's like, I don't, I think the boyfriend could be the mom. Yeah, that's where she loses me too. She loses me too with the mom thing. Like, you can't, if you're gonna be married,

you choose your spouse over your parents. I mean, that's your partner. Yeah, or so she kind of loses me with the family secret. Where the mom is like, don't tell us all this, it's like a bottom condoo and the other thing is that um uh, you know Hearing that V-Shot has really only visited three times in in like the past Several years and then he's complaining so much about how Lopa is so mean to him

Whenever he visits they can't stay together, but I'm like if you've only gone three times That's such a small sample size that like you're basing all these reactions off of such individual that like it's not like you go once a month and this is an ongoing issue every time you go like if you go many times it probably would smooth out right yeah right have you seen Loppa? There is no smoothing that out, okay, sir. Well, maybe you'll be getting,

but your point is taken. Yeah, the argument's not merit. It's too quick to be like, oh, she's mean to me. You know, it's like that's gonna be your wife. So you deal with her if she's gonna be mean to you. You just deal with it. You know what I mean? Right, she's mad at you because you're a whus.

So, you know, your solution would be to be less of a whus. Basically, that's how I look at it. It's kind of like a test, to be honest. Right, so then this is why I've kind of softened on for shawl today, because I know I've been kind of mean to him, but this food is delivered. And I mean, when anybody orders 10 dishes for themselves, I mean, I'm down, I'm into it.

But I think it's hot. Very set it. Because like 20 dishes are placed on the table. And she just looks and she says, okay, yeah, wow. Eat cheese. Go ahead, eat cheese. That's great. Yeah.

So, yeah, he's basically like, you know, we're supposed to be a team and he wants to be considered Lopez's son and he wants Richard to fight for him, for their team and to fight for Lopez to have respect or whatever. And there's a part of it also feels like I would not be surprised if Richard already did all that. But now it's been nine years and like V-Shall is still being V-Shall, you know?

I would not be surprised that there's an element of that in this as well. Well then he does empanada cheers, and she's like, oh, I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. Yeah, you're laughing. And you know, that's why I kind of still root for this relationship.

So I'm like, oh, these two, these two in their crazy chemistry, they're crazy empanada jokes. I don't know, I'm actually not rooting for them, I I'm like, oh, these two. These two and their crazy chemistry. They're crazy impamata jokes. I don't know. I just, I'm actually not reading for them, I have to say. I'm actually not because I just think that shh, it's not, I'm not going to say that she could do better, but I think she could, she could find someone more compatible. She talks about how they, he's like, he's like, he's, he's saying, um, you know, about the, but the house is, like, she's like, you know, you're just like sitting around doing nothing and like, we're supposed to look for house,

we're sitting around doing nothing. It's like, well, we both had all that time. And she's like, I sent you houses. He's just like a little too, he's just very passive and like quick to pass the buck. I just don't think this is a good relationship. Except for the fact that she likes it. I know that except for the fact she likes mom yells at him.

Yeah. Yeah. I think that's part of the attraction. Let's go over to Chitra's house. Chitra and Amisha are hanging out. I used to not believe you when you were talking about evil. I, but then I fell. Was a woman in a relationship fault? I do nothing so. So, you know it's very interesting.

I went to Turkey and I saw a tree and every branch on this tree is tied with evil eye. Just mom that was on the travel channel. Okay, did not see that in real life. I think she said this is mom. I think she said this is Chitra's travel channel. I think that's what she said. So, anyway, so they're just, you know, there's an issue is about to go on a Zoom date, right? So she's like, okay, what am I going to do on the Zoom date, mom?

She's just, you just talk. I mean, you can't do much at all. It's a Zoom date. So, like, yeah, but I mean, I got set up and then the aunt, mom? She goes, you just talk. I mean, you can't do much at all. It's a Zoom date. So yeah, but I mean, I got set up. And then the aunties are like FBI agents, you know? And then we found out one of the guys was engaged, okay? One of them was bisexual. One was like really way too young.

But this one is okay, I think his name is Anish. Oh, Anish and Anish. Oh. So they start their Zoom day. it actually seems to go really well. They seem to have really good banter chemistry and everything. And meanwhile, Chitra is outside just texting the cop and I've been red alert. Red alert. And he's just on a Zoom date.

I'm trying to hear red alert. Red alert. And the cop makes us, OMG. It's been material. It's literally the first date on Zoom. I know, but they are so, they are such products of their parents, right? Because this is their date.

Do you want kids? How many? He's like three or four. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I want one. And he's like, well, if that's, if one is what we've got to do, then one's fine. I'm just like, oh, thanks, Anish. Okay, so this is your first date conversation,

you know, how many kids we're having. He's already, he's already compromising on the, the number of kids. So it was like a really good first date. They have, of a really good chemistry. And he's like, let's do this again. And she's like, yeah, totally. And you're like, oh my God, Anisha finally connected with with someone and she comes outside and Chitra says, how was it? She says, he says he wants four kids. Ugh, can you imagine? Scusting. He's like, I'm not Octo Mom. Oh, oh yeah, who is that lady who had all of those kids? Octo Mom. She was famous, Octo Mom.

Octo Mom. Octo Mom. I wonder if she was trying to think of the other one, Nadia. That's the same woman. That's Octo mom. The mom? Oh, for Christ's sake. That's Octo mom's real name. Oh, okay.

Well, you know what? I'm just like an old auntie too. I just don't have kids. So, so meanwhile, Suresh is talking about Nevrati and everything and I don't know, I'm retouched about Hanukkah. So then we go over to Raj and Monica setting up for the big festival with the big event and he's like, ew, a bird just pooped on his table and Monica's like, most times it's 500 people dancing and this year it's gonna be like

10 dancing and And so people start to arrive and it's like we see the producer like who's not invited who's not invited to this party and she like well The Patels are busy because they do their own their own thing at the compound. We see a clip of them and they're all in like matching yellow, you know, like twirling batons and dancing around their living room. Which is really cute. And then she goes, and Bolly has a new cocktail maker so she can't make it. We got to Bolly holding this humongous glass of wine and she's like, I mean, Indian outfits on the sand, no. Uh-huh. Not for me.

And she's like, I'm trying to think if there's anyone else I didn't invite, Octo-mong. So, like, there's only so many times I can extend the olive branch to her. And then Anisha tells us us she's like, oh no Do I mind that I wasn't invited of course not of course not? I mean it is hurricane season on a bitch, so have fun with that So the auntie is all start arriving Lopa Lopa arrives and she's wearing a sheer top which is surprising and

Arrives and she's wearing a sheer top which is surprising and Just all everything's everyone's like arriving and Vishal is all nervous. It's like I haven't talked to your mom in four months I'm which goes so go talk to her what you're So she comes up So she comes up and basically hugs them both you know, she's like hello Hello, and So she comes up and basically hugs them both. And you're just like, hello. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hello. And Reese is like, oh my god, you guys are matching. Look at you. You guys are wearing the same color and everything.

And so Monica beats the camera man. And everyone dancing. Everyone dancing. Yeah, everyone dancing. It was really cool. Everyone's doing like a dance around the fire. And then Vishal and Risha sit down at the fire. And then Vichal and Ritius sit down at the fire and she's like, did you bring chairs?

She goes, oh, oops. So then he goes and he brings the hay over. And then he invites Lopa to join. Lopa's like, oh, okay. So she sits down and he's making a s'more. And he goes, you want a s'more on Loppa aunty and she goes, no, I don't like those. I was like, wow, she is evil.

She does my spores. I was like, wow. He's like, uh, did you enjoy the dance? You enjoying the dance? He goes, uh, it's okay. So, uh, reach a Lisa Malone and she's like, be careful. Uh, so, reach, reach a tells us, she's like, be careful. So, Richard tells us, she's like, this is just a constant battle that I'm in the middle of

so they can just duke it out. I'm stinging the hell out of this. And then Tamara Borney makes an appearance, which I was surprised about because I didn't think we'd see her on Bravo. Up like, sorry, it was a raccoon. So a raccoon shows up and then Monica tries to feed it and they're like, Monica, no, she's like tries to feed it and they're like Monica

No, she's like guys. It's okay like Monica get a rabie. She's like guys. It's okay I'm like no Monica you idiot rabies doesn't care if you approach it nicely Get away from that I'm with Monica feed it feed it you give it to it well from to it, but like listen, those raccoons are I feel like any raccoon I see is rabbit. That's how I live my life. So Vichal's like, so how is everything? Lopa, how's everything? Antilopa. We haven't spoken. And it's because my ego got in the way. She goes, why? Because you told Risha not to tell me about your condos. She's wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a right there. What business is this for yours?

My investment. Don't even. You better back it up, step off the curb. Step it back, buddy. And he goes, he's like, I want to be your son. I you know I don't want to hold any resentment. Well don't tell me what investment I do and what what what investment I do and where I spend it. I don't need your permission. Well, it's it's not my permission Excuse them wow

Excuse them All right to ask me where I spend my money. It's like wow. He goes, look, I just want a relationship. I mean, you wouldn't even let me come to Memphis to your house. So you were fighting. You told me you had been melted chocolate into my house. You want me to have Mars.

You want me to clean up all your stupid quote-unquote, SMORS. EXCUSE ME MWAH. No thankores, excuse me, moire. No, thank you, Mr. Smores. You told me the engagement, I think engagement, you will do anything for her, but then you cannot be a mom of

spoil constantly with your thumb in your mouth. Be a man, be a grown man who doesn't ask me about my finances. Like, okay, well, to be fair, I have thumb on my mouth because I got some smores on it I just wanted like enough, see, and that's why, excuse me, I will not have one, I will not put my thumb on my mouth Like but I did order 11 appetizers at the rest, I mean that's kind of baller, that's kind of baller right?

You know what, I'm glad, I'm letting it go now, I'm happy you're happy, that's kind of baller. That's kind of baller, right? You know what? I'm glad I'm letting it go now. I'm happy you're happy. That's it. He's like, but I want to get married. I just want to be happy. Just then think about that. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I just want to be happy.

She's like, well, that's exactly right. That's like, you do need to be happy, okay? You two so much. And then, and don't get me involved in it. Leave me out of everything. Now, excuse me, ma. I'm getting off this stupid hay bal. You call this a chair. me out of everything. Now, excuse me, ma'am, I'm getting off this stupid hay-bear. You call this a chair. Get out of here.

Well, he goes, um, listen, I just want to be happy and we haven't been happy. And then he starts getting cry-face and she's like, oh god. She's like, you guys leave me out of your shit. So she gets up and leaves. She's like telling him, be a man. Get your thumb out of your mouth and he's like, but we haven't been happy. So call Jesus Christ. Get me out of here. Yeah, exactly.

Although she, she lets us not overlook the fact that she clearly has some sort of issue about money because Visha was not even saying anything about like that he was going to wait in on her How she was gonna spend her money? He just wanted to know that that it was there. I was like, don't tell me I had to spend my money I'm ha ha ha no Pa I Think she's just always ready to tell somebody off like that's her hobby like you could be like ma'am your order is ready She'll be oh don't talk to me when I'm texting somebody

on my phone. You better watch your mouth, mister. Yeah, I think that you might. I think that she pretty much was in a horrific relationship beforehand, with a guy who told her who ordered her around, and she wasn't able to make any decisions herself. And I think she's probably just extra sensitive to the idea of anyone telling her what to do now.

So she just like offloads that right onto Vichal who is just like barely, like barely refraining from being his fans at that moment. Yeah. So for some reason, this has been a romantic scene because I guess he sat there and took it from Loppa long enough that Risha is like, oh, look at him making an effort. You know, he didn't run into the ocean and, you know, try and tie a brick to his ankle. So, you know, at him making an effort. He didn't run into the ocean and try and tie a brick to his ankle. That's called an effort in this relationship.

So they're being kind of romantic. And everybody's been watching them. So they come over and cheer for them because they're being romantic. Monica's like, kiss, kiss, kiss. And then reached it goes, oh, my mustache is sweaty. My jaw's just ends. That was a great episode. So great is sweaty. My mustache is sweaty. My mustache is sweaty. My mustache is sweaty. My mustache is sweaty.

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Of course, it's like, come on, say more, say more, it's okay, it's okay. Yeah, that's true. The community was like, you did it, you cause her doing it. You're a professional. You're a professional. You're a professional. Yeah. So that is it for that.

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