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Episode Date: July 5, 2021

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Who's what happens Who's what happens Watch what happens Watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much Who's what happens Who's what happens Who cares what happens Kids one happy it's my best so I've been rapping Hello and welcome to watch our crap ends the podcast battle that crap on bravo that we just love to watch I'm Ben Mandelker joining me. It's the one and only Ronnie Karam. What's going on Ronnie? Well, hello, man. Hi, how are you?

Hi, good, how are you? I'm doing pretty good. You know, I've been in the fetal position since family karma. Since family karma last night. Took that a little hard. So, you know, there's something that opened up. So thanks for opening that kind of worms, you fuckers.

Yeah, I've like only just now stopped crying. I'm like like I'm finally able to podcast. I was like a mess. I was an absolute mess with family car And it was gonna happen. I could sense it all episode I'm like I know I'm gonna cry But I was like really a mess and then I like went on to Facebook and looked at what people were writing and everyone's like I'm a mess and everyone was like a mess And then that made me a mess too because I thought about other people crying and that made me cry I had like this weird life. The group cry.

It's like in a stand by me when one person throws up and then the next person throws up and then every one of the stadium was throwing up. You know, it was like that, but you know, like my eyes were barfing. And so, yeah, I mean, it sort of happens to me. Like I remember when a Toy Story 3 came out and I like sobbed uncontrollably after that,

and then the next day I was reading reviews about it, and I started to cry again, because I was crying on behalf of the reviewer who said he cried, so. Who knows, he felt crying, that's recap. That's actually why I was surprised that I got upset, because I remember Toy Story 3, and that was when literally everyone in their dog

was like, oh my God, Toy Story 3. I was like, I'll read your dog all the time, your dog. I'm like, I'm a, Toy Story 3. Every until I don't hold on to your channel. I'm like, I'm a girl man, and I'm crying, I'm crying! And then I went to it, and I was like, oh fuck all these wussies, you know, I ain't crying. And I didn't, I was like, this is dumb, okay? This is stupid. And then, so I thought it would be this.

Like, I literally thought of Toy Story 3 going into this, cause I was like, oh, sure, I'm gonna cry, huh? Oh really, Who cares? My typical cynical self. And then, food, you, I mean, you take me from a Wendy sandwich request from a grandfather to this. It's like it had all of my trigger points in one episode. It's true. It was a lot of triggers. I mean, it really was so beautiful. And I don't even think that it was just being a gay man

that I was crying on behalf of that. I think it was actually just the devotion of these parents to their child's happiness. And I think also just how real it was. I actually felt like it was one of the most real moments we've ever seen on Bravo. It felt like truly one of the most real moments we've ever seen on Bravo. It felt like truly one of the most powerful things. I watched the first two minutes of Watcher Happens Live

and Andy Cohen said he thought it was one of the most powerful scenes that's ever been on Bravo. I actually kind of agree with him. Of course, it was kind of funny because it was like Garcelle Bové and then Umrit and then Nicholas as the guest bartender. And it's just like funny, the segments, Marcel Bove and then Umrit and then Nicholas as the guest bartender and It's just it was it's just like funny the segments like how they have to pivot between these covers these topics because it's like Hey, Omri how was it coming out to your to your nonny? That's pretty hard right and it's like well, you know, it's baby steps, you know, it's hard not

Garsell so what do you think about Erica fraud or not? I just like this deeply personal thing with a tablet. Alright now let's play a game which Bravo personality would look better with their penis as their nose. Alright let's look at penises on noses. Hey Umrit, okay now that you've come out of the closet we want you to come out of the closet with your thoughts on how big were non-E's boobs 30 years ago Monies boobs real or not But I was like totally blown away like I and it's funny because the rest the episode was kind of just like Pleasant but nothing happening. It was like to Wally and like dancing and like it was like fun

lovely You know home videos, right? But like not much was happening and but I was in my mind I was like just just get to please just take us to that scene that been showing us in the trailers All season long of nanny kind of like lurched over being like ah what does my very strange crans on have to tell me right now Yes like, ah, what does my very strange crans on have to tell me right now? Yes. Okay, so let's go ahead and go through this. Shall we, shall we, Ben?

Yeah, let's do it. So we open up with, like you said, it's not that nothing happened. Like it's a really fun show to watch, but it's kind of the Muppet Babies of Bravo shows., there's the Muppet Caper, which is like gritty. That's like the Alpachie. It's like adult and gritty stuff. Yeah.

Rats, rats on pieces of toast sliding around a flat top grill in a diner. You know it's like grits, like street grit. And then you get this, which is like every diary room session, it's like, oh my God, you guys should call your mom since see what they think about the holidays. I know. Call your mom. It's like, it's such a lovely fun show. And I think actually the season's been really good. But this was like an episode with it was an episode where they clearly wanted to

make this about family. And I think they actually didn't want to detract away from this very powerful thing that was happening. So they didn't really clutter it with too much drama. It was more about like community and friendship and whatever. So it starts off, it's, we're in like, it's Diwali time. And is it Diwali, right? But it's spelled Diwali. It's spelled Diwali, but they pronounce it Diwali. Okay, that's, I just wanted to confirm because I'm like,

for some reason I had self doubt and last thing I needed to be, it's just, youValley. Okay, that's, I just wanted to confirm because I'm like, for some reason I had self-doubt and the last thing I needed to be, it's just, you know, be like, it's called the lap of Hoppa, and people like, Ben, no, that's not how you say it. No, so DeValley, so Anisha and Brian are talking about, you know, all the days that lead up to DeValley and everything and they can't remember all the days.

So Brian calls his mom and she goes down a list of days, it's just, you know, my cousin for the episode. And I liked it. And he's just like, um, yeah, you know, she's on Google right now. Because this is bullshit. She's texting all the sources of all this. Yeah. So then we go over to Brian and he's just hanging out today and they're meditating. She's learning the four breaths. And she's like, wow, do you do this with Dr. Monica? Because I feel like a million dollars. And he's like, yeah, you know, our mom's her,

he talks about how Inisha and him are friends because their moms are so close. And they watch all the same soap operas. And then we see the moms talking about their soap operas. And they're like, these are intense. You know, the women get mad and then they just shoot the guy in the balls, they're cast rating him. I was like, are you going to mention what that is or am I going to have to search Reddit

to find this show? Because this is what I think. I thought she said it was called like senior or something or other, but she also, Dharma was like, oh, senior or something or other. That's a soap if Ben never writes it to the novella. Senior or something or other. That's a soap if Ben ever writes it to the novella. So you're something or other. It's gonna be about like several middle age women who can't remember the names of things.

So I saw Nancy over at a place or other in other with friends and what were they doing? You know, I can't remember because I actually saw a sale in figurines and I got totally distracted. It's like you think it's gonna be a big scandal. And every episode is just someone getting distracted by cherubs. So, yeah, Dorma's like,

Dorma's like, oh, did you see that TV serial power? Oh, oh, you have to see it. Oh, please watch it, please watch it. I'm like, I love that. Dorma is into the show, like 50 cents show on stars where he showed his dick. That's not the, that's not the show I expected her to be into. He showed his dick on there. It was a whole thing where like, um, like he didn't think his dick was showing. And then we pulled the, he pulled the

Sharon stone. So it was to it. Oh, I'm gonna watch power. I'm adding that to my TV very day fly just and What says Randall Emmett Randall Emmett produces it, I think so you know, that's exciting money by Monday So then a Nisha is talking to Brian about the some ritual that she learned about rubbing an egg all over her body And then going to an intersection for a intersection and then tossing the egg in the direction of a place that you're never gonna go to So she's thinking about like throwing it at a jail somewhere I'm sure like all like I'm sure like the people work at the jail are like great someone throwing eggs at us again Yeah like great someone's throwing eggs at us again. Yeah. This is not a good thing to teach your children by the way. Okay.

Like we see these families doing really good job raising their children, but teaching them to take an egg to rot in some neighborhood that's not yours. It's not great. I'm going to say it right now. Not great. Okay. Litter, litter something better. You know, it's like this is probably some poor neighborhood.

Okay, they're taking enough crap. And now they're like, what does that smell? Does anybody know what that smell is? And now they're calling the city. Not cool, guys. Yeah, seriously. And also like, also like, what does that mean to the people who live there?

Like like, so I'm saying, it's like, you're taking the bad energy, you're taking the bad energy off of you and throwing it onto another neighborhood. What the hell is that? What about the poor family that just closed on a house. Like, oh my God, we finally got our dream house. But everyone's throwing eggs, wait, no one wants to come here. That's wrong with my house.

You just victimized some new family. And then you've given them their problem, you've given them your problems because you rubbed your problems off and you threw it at this family. Now this family is like, oh my god, I'm never gonna get married. Oh my god, it's Q4. Oh my god, my girlfriend's a doctor. I'm just a financial advisor planner. You know, somewhere Gail Simmons has set up a haunted house just so she can collect eggs off the lawn.

Gail's just sitting there with a jar just so she can collect eggs off the lawn. Gail's just sitting there with a jar of mayonnaise to make some devil dicks. She actually just sets up a slip and slide and covers mail on it and just waits for the eggs to fall. So yeah, they talk about this ritual and then we see them walking to, we see a initial and her mom walking to this pond and just throwing their egg in it in a random neighborhood And it has to be at a four-way stop too, which I liked yeah, and I can't and I and well the thing is that so and you should and Brian are talking about this and then Chitra come Chitra comes downstairs. She's like no no no no no no no you did not get this right Okay, I overhudge you because I always eat drop okay I like I overheard you because I always eat drop no you didn't over here you here. You listen. You listen. Yeah, they show her a scam and get the

At the standing over them. Yeah, she's standing over them upstairs listening to every single thing, but yeah, there's um Uh, the egg ritual is but she's so apparently it's actually a Cuban ritual that they learn from their makeup artists and they can't close the Ziploc bag because then it traps the energy inside but I'm like is there anything wrong with leaving bad energy inside Is the block bag? I feel like that's like exactly where it should be. And a Ziploc bag. So Ziploc bags are four guys. And I'm like, have they basically describe the makeup artist brainwashing into it,

brainwashing them into it because she talks with her hands. I'm like, listen, she's a makeup artist. She talks with her hands. We have to do it. She's very convincing. So then it needs toggs again about teaching her mom, Wap and teachers like, no, I don't know what it is. I don't want to turn this my impact on the vocabulary. I don't know. I don't know. So then we go over to Bali. And

we get Bali's, um, Bali's Kairan, Floral sales and marketing. Yeah. So she's had a jeweler, um, uh, because two days before Diwali, one of the days you celebrate, you kind of like celebrate your wealth or whatever, but you give loved ones metal and she's like, my ex, my terrible ex who I used to be married to. So he got me a frying pan. That was the metal he got me a frying pan. I'd be like sweet. Awesome. Thank you for the pan. You're the only wife in America who would be like, wow, I got some nonstick. I got some high quality nonstick for this holiday.

Catch those eggs. Well, me and Calzone Calden, like my current guy guy I forget his name right now because he doesn't have a chiron with his LinkedIn below it so I've totally forgotten his name or what he does but I'm gonna be able to hang out my own guff because he's not here because call them. And then Amher joins in and they start looking at at jewelry and stuff and, um, and then Um, our base to tell is Bolly that he wants to propose a Nicholas. Um, I'm just like, oh my God. Is there a ring here that looks like Talopia?

Can we get that for him? What's your highest prounteen medal? Yeah, he's like, yeah, do I have to get this for Nicholas? I mean, I don't like this holiday. Like it's superstitious. I, I, do I have to get this for Nicholas? I mean, I don't like this holiday like it's superstitious I really don't even like gold and she goes that's a dumb conversation So the thing is that Umbernt has to tell his nanny aka his grandmother and Bolly's like

I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised by your nanny's reaction. I'm sure it will be, you know, devastating, but then slightly warm at the end. So look forward to that. Yeah. And, um, he's like, yeah, maybe she's right. And maybe she'll like celebrate it. Like every other grand kid she celebrated. I mean, you know, why wouldn't she celebrate me? Well, like, one of she misunderstands, like, if I go help you, tell her, she might

misunderstand and think that we're getting married. You know, she's like, yeah, yeah. So she's like, you know, my first engagement, like, we were moved in and married in like six months. And now after six years, though, Mally, we still haven't moved in. And in like six months and now after six years though, Mally We still haven't moved in and like I just don't want to mess up for the third we're talking about me now, right? Like yeah grandma your grandma might be mad at you blah blah blah blah blah can we talk about a Mally some more? Yeah, your first marriage might have you know some sadness my third marriage might not happen like that's what's really important Right, I mean, I don't want him to just like look at me one day if I move there and go like you're not that cute And you're not that fun and go back to Miami and go back to Miami. But you know what, we have great, great sex.

Like, it's just like amazing. Like, sometimes it burns, but that's actually sometimes when I realize I'm just incorporating the frying pan into the mix, into the mix, but like, it's great. I love Omali. The frying pan. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm about to move on.

I'm about to move to a really weird place. Some of that frying pan kink. Wow. Okay, so Richa and Vishal. Okay, now this is the couple. We know they're this kind of couple. And we've said it many times where they they're like, fight, fight, fight, and then they make up, and it's just as intense

when they make up. Like them getting along is two intense. This two intense for the TV, you know, she's like, ha ha ha, he's like, ah, isn't she sexy? Ha ha ha ha! It's like they're so intensely all over each other now. I almost would rather them fight. But they also have a like annoying bodhichnage.

Like, they're sitting together on the sofa and Rich's like, why are you touching me so much? And Rich's like, why are you sticky? Oh my god, it's repellent for you. Oh my god, I'm like, okay, this is, this is not, can we please like get Nancy Myers in here for a rewrite between these two? This is not the cute banter I'm looking for. So they're telling us about the holiday

and then we kind of move into everybody talking about the holiday and children saying, oh, we like the whole house up at lights and people buy new clothes and you clean the house? Okay, well we clean every day, but this is a deep cleaning a very deep cleaning I love that the holiday for deep cleaning So monica and then we got to like this random shot of monica Be like hey dad what's what's for dinner and the wallets the devolids tonight?, Mexican pizza. I love him.

He's so sweet. And I love his son, and he goes to Omrits. And then we go to Omrits and Nicholas' family. And Livina is telling them what all the food symbolizes. Milk symbolizes purity. Honey is for sweet and kind speech and protein is for Nicholas. You know how it goes. Yeah. And then Dylan Friday is dealt with Nicholas.

Okay. In this house, in this household, we never fail to celebrate leg day. That's what I'm saying. You know, the best part about Diwali is that we can show you the way, the way protein that is. So, um, the way. He's like, I love this holiday. So, uh, and then Dylan's like, yeah, you know, we worship women like God is a women, many women.

So, Ariana wasn't the first. God, Ariana Grande. Would you please enunciate your words? I don't know what you're saying. Have a hook. She makes me crazy. And my friend Trisha pointed out to me that she never interned she is. And now I cannot unhear that. You know, I can't, I can't just suddenly pretend I understand the words. And so every time she comes out with a new song, Trisha text me, what is she saying? She just sent me one the other day. It's like, ha, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like I'm not gonna lie, I'm not a big Ariana Grande fan, but she has an amazing voice and

to suddenly see more kind of did rock my world, except for the guy who was see more. I was like, who are you? Why are you trying to sing along with, why are you trying to sing along with Ariana Grande? Just let her do both parts at this point. Let her slur through both parts. Well, it could have been Frankie,

you know, always can't get a voice. Apparently it often is Frankie. Someone tweeted that like apparently this is like Frank in Ariana song. Oh, good. God help us. Did I tell you like in 2019 pre pandemic that I actually went to Madonna concert and Frankie Grande was in the audience

and Madonna like went and like walked up to him and like sat on his lap and like did a whole bit with Frankie Grande and I was so furious. Not right. Never let it go. Yeah, I don't blame you. Okay, so furious. Not right. Never let it go. Yeah, I don't blame you. Okay. So let's see here.

So proteins for necklace. And so we see the grandparents, a gopa and they're talking, he's over at Chitras. And the dad's like, do you remember your first to Wally? And he's like, no. And Chitras says, he only remembers what he wants to remember. He never forgets on Saturday to bring his chicken. He needs me to bring his chicken.

And I was thinking, oh, she's gonna make some sort of like chicken digum masala or something like that. But then we see the email and it's like, my dear Chitra, if you are coming to motto with vodka, you may bring from when's spicy crispy chicken sandwich as per attached upper. It's like a very formal all caps, because you know, that's like grandparents do all caps,

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Like, oh my God, who's going to get married first? If we do that, it's like, oh my God, which one of us is going to get tricked into this bullshit first? Yeah, I literally first. If we do that, it's like, oh my God, which one of us is gonna get tricked into this bullshit first. Yeah, I literally, no, I didn't care either, but I wrote it down, but I also, like, I'm like that too. Like I don't care. If anything, I usually ask the question in like a sense of dread. Like, who's gonna get married first

and which is basically the countdown to when you never see them again, right? Yeah, with my friends, it's like, oh my God, who's the first one we're going to have to take to AA, you know? It's like, okay, let's prepare the trip. Right. So, the grandma's basically telling a niche, like, you should have at least two babies. She's just like, okay.

And then the grandfather, she says something about 40 years. What was that about? Oh, let me see. The grandma. I'm having a baby in two years. Oh, he says, well, how long are you going to wait? To another 40 years? Yeah. And she's just like, should be 76 by then.

So then, um, Richa, meanwhile, it's gonna be heading back to Memphis soon, because she's been in Miami for five weeks apparently. Um, which by the way, um, we're having this whole, meanwhile, it's gonna be heading back to Memphis soon, because she's been in Miami for five weeks, apparently. Which, by the way, we're having this whole, like, lovely Devali episode with all the families. Where is Lopa? Does she just have to, like, leave town during Sacred Hall days?

They're like, we cannot have the devil here. Center back to Memphis. I don't know, this episode could have used a little Lopa for sure. It could have, it could have used it. Really, in every episode. I mean, they should put her on real house so I said, by really hills hills as far as I'm concerned. You want to know about violating, aren't they?

By violating, you have a pussy son-in-law to be. That's violating. Yeah, she can be like the new Heather Locklear where they put Heather Locklear on every dying show to revive it, you know? I would love to see Loppa in that, just with Heather Locklear's hair just like and guest our Loppa Yeah, so Richa and Vishal are talking about how their relationship is looking up because they've actually been spending time together He's like, yeah our relationship for the past 48 hours has been perfect. Okay. Let's fit amazing yeah, and

Vishal he got he he wants I'm right to tell Richa about like his plan to propose so he tells Richa and she's like oh my god Don't tell me these things. What if I just scream? Oh my god And then it turns out that she actually knew all along because Vishal already told her and then I'm like oh wow She acted so surprised Yeah I was like, oh wow, she acted so surprised. Yeah. So he's worried about telling his parents that he's gonna tell the grandma, I guess. So he's like, you know, I know this, oh no, no, because.

Yes, he is. What is this? I'm so mad. Oh, I'm sorry. We're skipping from party to party, and I'm getting confused. And there's a lot of people. So I'm right then now decides he's gonna tell his dad that he's gonna propose

We pulls his dad because Nicholas is there and Nicholas is hanging out with the mom Levina and so I'm right goes with his dad to the living room And he's like, he dad so I'm gonna propose to Nicholas and I was like, oh good, oh really good good, and he's like, yeah I'm I was gonna tell I want to tell you and mom together But I didn't know how to get a hold of her and he was okay And he just turns he goes love honey come over here Which is like such a parent thing, right? Yeah I just love that Umrah is like stewing like how am I going to get both my parents and dad's like get up Yeah, and then he's saying oh mom just come over here

We want to talk about the significance of these flowers for the holiday. And just like, oh, mom, she goes over there and starts going through all the flowers. She starts poking through all the flowers. Like she has this look of concern. Like, oh, well, you know, this has to be discussed. Yeah.

And he's like, oh, mom, but not really. I'm going to propose Nicholas. And she's like, oh, ready? I need some sleep aid. I need sleep aid. It's like, aren't you happy? She's like, well, you? I need some sleep aid. I need sleep aid. It's like, aren't you happy? She's like, well, you know, I start to think, you know, like if we're a regular girl, I would think like,

I mean, don't you have to ask his parents first? Like, she's basically terrified of her mom. She's, she's already thinking, oh my God, what's my mom gonna say? What am I gonna do with this? You know, she's already going, going through that, that whole thing. Yeah, and she's like, the hower his parents gonna feel. And he says, she's already going through that whole thing. Yeah, and she's like,

the how are his parents gonna feel? And he says, mom, his parents aren't into this. They're not even gonna come down. I mean, come on. And she's like, but is it a proposal, a proposal? And he's like, well, what does that mean? And she says, well, it feels different, you know, when a right proposed it was to a girl, you know,

and then there were families involved and we've planned it together. And the dance like, why is it different? And she's like, well, you know, and then there were families involved and we planned it together. And it ends like, why is it different? And she said, well, you know, her family know about it, and we knew about it. And yeah, we were planning it together. And Umar, it's like, well, you know, we know we have hurdles to cross in our relationships and we're going to make it up as we go along, because they're basically the first, it'll be the first gay Indian wedding in this community. And they, there's no template. So they're just going to be creating the template for younger generations. Yeah. And so he goes, you know, we just have

to take this next step. And the mom's like, we have to tell Nonnie, like, here we go. And he's like, it's going to be weird. And the dad's so sweet. He's like, listen, we're going to do this. Remember what I told you, we're always behind you, no matter what, easier, difficult. We're going to come to terms and we're going do this. Remember what I told you? We're always behind you, no matter what. Easier difficult, we're gonna come to terms and we're gonna face it, so don't worry. Yeah, and Levina is so nervous. She's like, you know, Nani has old and vulnerable, and you know, but it's interesting because at the same time,

like this, it's interesting because it's like the parents are in the closet, right? Cause this is like a burden to them. On the one hand, they don't wanna tell her because they were afraid that it's interesting because it's like the parents are in the closet, right? Because this is like a burden to them. On the one hand, they don't want to tell her because they're afraid that it's gonna suck like, damage her somehow. But on the other hand, not telling her is like a big burden on them. And they don't, you know, so they're weighing these things. Well, it mirrors the experience of coming out, right?

Like you first have to be accepting, but you have to first admit it to yourself, you know, then you have to have be like with some level of acceptance with yourself. And then it's like, well, then what is everybody going to think, you know, and it's, yeah, it's totally mirroring the coming out. It totally reminded me of Chivers, I see that movie, that of a chivers assi-de-movie that ugly movie from like the 90s uh... it was a e-drink man woman um... about the gay couple and gay gay couple uh... white guy and a Chinese guy and then his

parents are coming over from China and they're pretending to like not be a couple and like how to you know like how to deal with the parents and all that do you ever see that movie? no but I did see the birdcage and like how to deal with the parents and all that. Do you ever see that movie? No, but I did see the bird cage.

If that helps. I recommend both movies. Crouching drag queen hidden dragons. I'm not going to spoil what happens in a drink man woman, but there's a lot of parallels in this one. But it's about generational issues with these things. So anyway, now we've moved to another fun segment as like, hey, can we talk about the statues in the Patel House? And they're just talking about the statues again. They sort of touch on this every episode. I feel like they're

very proud of their statues, that family. They love the damn statues. Okay. So then we go to Vishal and Richa showing up to the party in full garb. You know, everyone's like all decked out. And he's talking about how beautiful this podcast, the most amazing thing just happened while we were recording. I just received a text. I'm going to read this text. Hey, are you Dalton? It's Manda. We spoke on Tinder last time. I'm gonna read this text. Hey, are you Dalton? It's Manda. We spoke on Tinder last time.

I went to see my aunt, but we didn't meet for launch. I'm back in town right now. If you want to, if you want to, for sure, go out while I'm here. Are you available? Manda thinks she's talking to Dalton. Should I respond? Yeah, right back and say, yeah, I just need to tell you I have chlamydia I'll say hey, let me say hey, Amanda

Just a heads up Got back literally literally got back from the doctors and I have I can't believe I'm ready. I love media. Is that cool? I'm being such a dick to poor man. I'm going to send it though. I have to like literally says manda.

It's not even a man. It's Dalton and manda like do you knowton and Manda. Like Dalton and Manda? Okay, I'm gonna send it. Hey, Manda. It's almost gonna be too lazy to type the aim to their own name than they deserve this. Ha ha ha. Hey, Manda, just a heads up, got back from the doctor

and I have good media, is that cool? I said that. What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Okay, I'll keep everyone updated for one mandatex back if she ever does Okay, well hey gotta be honest I'm so glad that she's not me She's just gonna text back. I don't like it. I'll hash that right off topic. Did you see key family Carmel? I like it. Ash, I'm right. Off topic.

Did you see Ke' family car molest? I'm gonna say off topic. Did you see? No, that'll be too obvious that I'm pranking her. I'll always see her response. I mean, it's not obvious enough. Okay, so if you're listening, man, if you're listening, I just want to say it's all done in love.

And I'm not Dalton. Okay. That would be hilarious if she just happened to we're actually making fun of her voice Like imagine if she actually takes time out of her day to listen to this podcast that we put out and probably tell his friends about it and like We're just mocking someone You name is stupid Okay, so then okay, so they're showing up, everybody starts showing up at this party and I almost have a brain man, Eurysm, because just the screen just turns into names.

It's like, this person, that person, and then it's like a wall of names. It's like watching movie credits, all the credits that come on the names that come on the screen. It's literally like a cast reunion for Gamma Throne's. Oh, wait a second. Oh, wait, she wrote back. She goes, oh, wow, this is mortifying. I dare he passed me the wrong numb.

I prefer to think he typed incorrect. Anyway, you know my name now and how I, and how I look like, what's yours? Okay, so she's probably scamming me right now, right? Yeah, of course. Yeah. She's like this. Are you just are you just Oh she's coming to that. I guarantee the next picture she's in a picture with like blonde hair and like glasses and the next one's gonna be like boobs. I guarantee all right that's enough Manda. I know you're not real. You should just text back. Are you into Bitcoin? I'm like, I'm gonna say, hey, did you watch Family Karma last night? It was so good.

You fake bot from Russia. Cam texting, you know, this is gonna cost me like $5,000 or something, because I'm gonna get scammed somehow. I'm gonna be like, actually guys, I feel really bad for Amanda. She's never really tough play. Some such interesting money. I'm not this girl named Amanda.

I mean, Amanda, like it's so weird because she just got the wrong number, but then we became friends. I know. Should be the type of parent. Oh, man, you lovely, lovely, fake girl who's probably gonna send me something disturbing. Okay, let's get on with this. All right, I just want to say this. This is the thing that I really care about saying.

The Patel's house looks like a laquinta in. There, I said. Wow. All right, just look for the next stop. and there I said, wow. All right, just look for a next stop. Look for the heart. You're like, aha, aha, and stab in the heart. Look for it next time you watch the show. Just like the exterior looks like there's probably like a,

there might be a small conference happening there, you know. I guess they don't really happen like in the ends. It's like people who couldn't say at the man I do sure they do So everybody's getting to this party and Monica comes with her dad and He's so cute. He's in like a glitter top He's like his Las Vegas version of Diwali and he's like I really didn't know how people would treat me because of my divorce, but now that I'm here, it's like I never left. And he's like

in this big glitter shirt. And so Omri checks in with Amisha and she's promises to get along with Monica and stuff. And so Brian's asking them about throwing the eggs and she admits that they threw it in some random pond, some random neighborhood pond. Yeah. And I'm written, then tells Anisha that he's gonna go pop the question soon. And then like while he's talking to Anisha, Nicholas is just like sitting next to Vichal's mom, Reshma. He's sitting with all the aunties, so tell the aunties.

Yeah. And he's just like, he's just like hoping for a spare piece that's a lot better come tumbling his way. And so the aunties are like, decide to plan the next happy hour. And someone's like, oh, let's do high T. And then it goes, high T. Let me know goes, you're not invited.

Oh. So then fireball shots, because this is still bravo, okay. So then we see Kaupana dancing around with a bottle on her head, which is like her thing apparently. And Brian is talking to Vishal about Dr. Monica. And he's like, you know, it's just like, I would double date with you, but it's like really hard because I'm not sure how any of her friends feel about me because I'm not

a doctor. You know, it's like the comparing game. And Michelle says, yeah, you know, appearance, like, I mean, no matter how hard you try, it's like not good enough for them, like projecting his low-fi energy all over and everything. It's like, no matter how hard you try by not, you know, getting married to the daughter for nine years, and just basically coasting off the mom's co-tails.

It's just never good enough. It's never good enough for Loppa. So Brian is like, yeah, yeah, no, it's hard. And they're like, well, when do you think you're going to be ready to pop the question? And Brian's like, well, I don't know. Probably not for a few more years, because it's like Q4. It's like going to be Q4 for a few years. It's like such a hard time, you know my right,

Q4 business, right everyone, I T, Q4. Mm-hmm. And if it's all it's like, um, I don't think that Dr. Monica wants to wait for that long. He's like, well yeah, because she did say to me that in the first year you should know, but you know, I think it's two years. So, you know, I'm on track to make the decision in up to four years

But right now I'm at a 9.5 or 9.45 the doctor man. Oh He is such a fuck boy this guy. Yes, and it's not just because he's not ready to jump into it It's just how he talks like who wants to hear that she's probably so pissed watching the show and seeing him go Yeah, I'm gonna like 9.5, 9.45 with her. You know, I feel like, oh. I feel like he's trying to be a fuckboy, but he's not a fuckboy. I feel like he's watching fuckboys on TV.

He went to BravoCon and watched How Carl and Jacks acted. And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna try to act like them, but I don't think it's authentic to him. I think he's just trying to play that part, you know? So then there's dancing, there's speeches about being a better person, like really nice, lovely stuff. And then we have like another kind of like joky segment

about the pros and cons of zoom dating, which is, you know, it's like fine. So then we move on to, now it's high tea. There's high tea for the aunties. And so the women are arriving and Chitra loves it because it feels very Victorian in there. And they decided to invite all the dads, but the only dad that showed up were Raj and Suresh.

So it's just these two dads and Suresh is like, no, it's wonderful. I'm the only, look at all these beautiful women that I'm here with. It's just, you know, Suresh is like, no, it's wonderful. I'm the only, look at all these beautiful women that I'm here with. It's just, you know, it's more for me, you know. And then Bali shows up with like a point set on her head. I know, that's why I wrote like a pile of point set is. Yeah.

She's very like a Met Ball at high T. And she's like, I have a little bit of a roggy and some other really, really gay person, how the child would be me. Mm. Raj is like, tell me more. Lamarajee and some other really, really gay person have a child with Mimi. Mm. Raj is like, tell me more. So then, um, uh, and then one of the aunties is like, Auntie Bali have a seat, which she

just hates. She absolutely hates being called Auntie Bali. Yeah, it's called. I love that she's always fucking with everybody. Yeah. And Kalbna brought her own pickle masala seasoning, which apparently she brings literally everywhere she goes. Yeah, her son's like, yeah, it's a little embarrassing

when you go to Japan. And she's like, but you wanted to eat it? And he's like, we didn't mom. So they start talking about dating, and they talk about Anisha's dating, and Chitra's telling them about how Anisha went on a Zoom date, and how Anisha went on a Zoom date and, you know, like, how Anisha froze her eggs and they're wondering, like, Levina's like, well, can the

guys freeze their sperm? And they're like, no, that sperm's gonna look for work for a very long time. Yeah. And is on a Chitra's like, so is Onret gonna get married? And she's like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, I've heard nothing. And so, Volly tells us, yeah, I mean, anything those parents just might need a moment with that.

And the producer asks her, isn't that his story? Like, is that why she's not coming out with it? Like, she's just going to let him tell everybody. And she's like, are you carrying the user? Indian parents. Yeah. So, Levina basically is also saying how she just is not gonna let the cat out of the bag

because her mind is racing and because like the next she wants to tell her mom. And however, where a girl would be so much easier, you know, yada yada yada. But she's clearly just like very apprehensive about Nani. Yeah, and some lady there who we don't know yet, it's like, well, you know, it's very different because it's different to being gay. You know, just like it's different being in the community when you're divorced.

And Raj is like, yeah, like me. Like me. That was Bali's mom, by the way. That's, oh, really? Yeah, that was Bali's mom. And so that's what I'm, Bali's like, yeah, hello, like being divorced twice. I'm gonna center it on me again. And Raj was like, I will see that. And I'm gonna say, and like me also divorced, and also divorced. That's all I'm gonna add to that. I would have

totally stayed in that marriage. If on the metal metal holiday I would have gotten a frying pan. Oh my god, stop. You know kids these days they don't they just don't even appreciate a frying pan anymore. Stop. So then Bolly goes come on Raj I mean you need someone to bang already. Like are you dating I mean bang somebody. And the mean to go I don't know what is, I do not want to know what bang is And the ombrid status, it means bang, go out and have fun Bang! Go crazy!

So then the Viennig is like, well you know Raj, you know you have like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 women right here Which one of us would you like to ask on a date? And he's like, and they're like, what's the closest to your type? He's like, uh, well, there's a trade that each one of you have, that's special, right? Girlfriends. And I'm like, yeah, but which one would you date? He's like, I would get a big limo and I would go out with all of you.

And where would we go to, Raj? Me, because I've been to paradise, am I right? So it's over. So then everyone leaves and they get in the car's in leave. And so, Levina and Omrith's dad get into the car. And she's kind of freaking out. She's like, I need to talk to you. I mean, you know, what's bothering me

is why didn't I get the same feeling when Roy was gonna propose? You know, am I not being fair or is it just because it's different? Because I'm not seeing this. Like, and you know, when our other son got engaged, we called all of our friends and our family. And now I don't even know what to say. Like, who's my son engaged to? Oh boy.

And so the dad, the dad is this was intense. And I can't believe they even got this all. And I guess they just told them, okay, we won't shoot it. Just keep your mic on and talk. You know, I didn't even tell anything. They probably just got in the car, you know. So, but it was, it was very like intense and like that was intense. It was just like a very, very real moment and like really shows these

conflicts, especially amongst people of older generations that are maybe torn between a way that they were raised and the way the world is now. And so Amrits dad is like, okay, so here's my take from what you're saying. We were kind of in a middle ground of acceptance and denial, acceptance that he has a life partner, he's comfortable with, but also in denial that it's a boy. And it's boy and boy and not a girl. And she's like, well, I've come to terms with it.

I mean, I tell everyone my son is gay. And he's like, well, you say it up front, but are you really accepting it inside of you? And she's like, I am, I'm accepting Nicholas in our lives. I mean, I wish I could go tell everybody, I wish I could go tell everyone, he goes, well, then that's what I'm trying to say, you're not accepting it because you're,

don't fight that you're saying, he's basically saying like the fact that you're saying, I wish I could tell everyone shows that you haven't truly accepted it. And then she goes, okay, I've accepted it now. I was like, oh, okay, okay, accept it. I accept it. So what are we going to do about my mom? You know, because we can't do this with that telling my mom.

And he says, don't worry what would it be done? Would it be done? And it would be taken care of. Don't worry, which is so sweet. So that's all seen. And then, and then, you know, and then the strangely very sweet note of him going, okay, so she'll be go home now, she goes, yes, he goes, awesome. And I was like, I don't know why that was just,

it was kind of, I don't know, it was such a real, like, it's a real way to end that conversation. Like, hey, this is not big deal. Don't worry about it, we're gonna go home. And there was something, I felt like there was something almost like poetic about it like Because like at the end of the day, there will be a home like they have each other they have their family like that's what matters the most I don't know it was like it's it seemed to like hit these strange layers and it just was so

beautifully like mundane That I was like oh my god this shows amazing Yeah, so then we're at Brian's and Dr. Monika's coming over and you know, wacky Brian stashed his laundry away. He's too much of a stud to get his laundry done. I don't know why this guy's annoying me so much. I don't know, I like it.

I think it's because he winks at the camera so much. Yeah, maybe. By the way, I just wanna know, I like it. I think it's because he winks at the camera so much. Yeah, maybe. By the way, I just want to say that I'm season communication with Amanda. She said, cool to meet you. It's so nuts, but you sound pretty cool. You're not a stalker. Are you LMAO?

So I think now is the time when I actually have to block her number. It was fun, but I don't want to deal with it anymore. Sorry, Amanda, that concludes that storyline. but I don't wanna deal with it anymore. Sorry, Amanda, that concludes that storyline. So Monica comes over and they're gonna play wacky tricks because they're a prank family, okay? So she's bought fake roaches to trick Brian

and make him freak out. And then we see clips of them pranking each other with plastic snakes before. I was like, someone needs to cheat on somebody soon. Okay? I know. I was like, someone needs to cheat on somebody soon. Okay? I know. I know. And then it's like this, this roach joke that they tried to do, doesn't even work out smoothly

because they basically put the roach on her jacket. And then she's like, hey, Brian, can you bring my jacket in? He's like, sure, and he just like picks up the jacket without even looking. So just know by the way, Monica, you're dating a guy who won't even check for roaches on your jacket. Because then they're all like oh Brian What's that? What's that Brian? He's like what what what's that thing on the chair Brian look look at the chair Is that is that a cockroach on the chair Brian what it looked right below? It's like oh my god How much you have to spell this out for him and then he screams really loud because it's a prank

So he has to then also you said Wow, you're dating a guy who won't even check your jacket for roaches. If I was dating a guy who checked my jacket for roaches, I'd break the fuck up with him. What do you think I got roaches in my jacket? No, the point is that he's not detail-oriented. He's like, hey, Ronnie, here's your jacket. Let me just check it for roaches.

No, since there's a rat in your pocket. Don't you want to date someone where if your jacket is, Ronnie, here's your jacket. Let me just check it for Roaches. Okay. No, if there's a wrap-ship in your pocket. Don't you want to date someone if where if your jacket is sitting somewhere, he's going to like look at the jacket to see if there's anything crawling on it? Not check it. It's not checking it looking in the pockets. It's not like doing a pat down of your jacket.

It's just having like basic survival instincts. God. Okay, so let's see, Brian, Brian and Monica go to her room, the guest room. And did your mom yell at you about that once? I feel like your mom yelled at you. Like, Ronnie, you don't even check for roaches. That happened once. No, it's just such a weird thing.

Like, wow, the guy I date better check my jacket for roaches. I would just be so offended. Like in my that disgusting that you think I've roaches all over my jacket? No, but in Los Angeles you never know where a roach is going to climb up onto your jacket. So you know I'd want someone to check for me in case I was busy. All right well loaded. Yeah. I'll make sure to get that past. I'll get that past onto your the love of your life. We know when we go on tour, Ronnie, when we go back on tour, guess what? I just won't look for roaches on your jacket. I'll just do your jacket.

Yeah, if you ever do that, I'll be fucking offended. Jack, hold on, Ronnie, we're just checking and making sure you don't got roaches again. Okay, so Brian and Monica are having a discussion in the guest room and she's like, excuse me, this is my room. And he's like, I mean, come on, it's not like we don't stay in hotels together. It's like, yeah, but we have to respect our parents. So then he talks about how it would be good if she moved down to Miami to do rheumatology for a while and then he can go to Tampa maybe. And she's like, forever.

She goes, uh-huh. She's like, okay, let's just revisit this, okay. But we do need to solidify the next step. Yeah, and he's like, like what? She goes the next step. Like what? The next step. Oh, check in for Roaches on your jacket.

I can totally do that. He's like, well, I mean, it reverts back to Q1. Is that what you mean? I like Brian, making the doctor give up her successful position that she has like gone to many years of school for to come to Miami, where for him, where he's, you know, living at home with his mom, like, doesn't seem like he's even getting the free laundry because it just has the laundry all over his room. Is he getting his free laundry service?

It just seems like he should move to the doctor. The doctor should not have to give up everything to move to him. And she's basically saying, like, look, you're asking me to move, but it's kind of a big commitment. You know, I would need some kind of insurance. And he's like, are we talking carrots? She says, we can.

And he tells us, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I mean, this is the longest relationship I've ever been in, okay? You just can't throw me in the fire. I'll burn. Okay, this isn't fire. Sure.

Yeah, it's not. It's like committing to somebody that you're dating. You fuck, boy. I'm not falling for it. Okay, I'm not falling for it again. So now we go over to Amrit and now we are moving into the big the big the part of the episode that That people really care about so Amrit is driving He's heading to his parents house and he's calling his brother and telling him that he's gonna come out to Nani and

He's gonna be doing it Nicholas won't be there because he just wants it to be, you know, him and his parents. And he talks about how we came out to his parents at law school graduation. And Levina tells us that she felt like the rug was pulled out from under her feet and like, and that, but now she looks at him and she looks at the strength and courage he had.

And she said that she wishes that she knew earlier and that she could have supported him when he was struggling so much. And I was like, oh, Levina, she's so sweet, so sweet. Yeah, and he's like, oh my God, I've had to come out of the closet like so many times. At this point, it's like PTSD, okay? I just want to hide. I'm like eight-year-old, eight-years-old again. I just want to hide. And'm like eight year old eight years old again. I just want to hide and So his uncle or he calls his brother, which is really sweet his brother's really supportive and then Levina's getting ready You know, she's getting the tea ready and so it's time and she goes I hope she understands what his gay She's not really sure what they're getting into at all here, right?

And so she tells us that ever since Umurt was a child, he's been in all of weddings and she's like, you know, and those days It was a woman in a man and women just loved him and that's why I was so surprised Yeah, he had all those female friends. So then um, you know like Suresh is like, you know, everything has a time and a place where things happen So you just have to let it flow, you know, And then Levina is like, well, thank you. Thank you for your support, baby. You've always been there for me through my life, you know, and he goes, well, that's what I signed up for. It's like another super sweet moment between this. It's cute because she says, you've always been there for me in all my lives.

I mean, that's cute. Yeah. That is right. Yeah, she did say it all my lives. I mean, it's also funny because like, she said that they basically were in a range marriage and she was like, eh, my jeepers met him and then now they like can't imagine lives without each other. So yeah, and then she talks about how when I'm right came out or he was like cried a lot. He was like crying and crying and that he was disappointed for himself and then for us. And now he's disappointed.

Now it's like, now it's facing Nani. So she goes to get Nani. So they're bringing Nani out. And she's so cute. She's like, Cedar Citizen, Durinda, by the way, that's what I decided. Like Durinda in like 40 years is gonna be Nani.

She's so cute, she's so smiley, just, you know 40 years is going to be Nani. She's so cute. She's so smiley and just, you know, so happy to be there and stuff. And they tell us about Nani's life, how she could write volumes about her life. You know, she had a bunch of kids and then she lost two children and she built an entire business in India just to support her family. And I'm just like, yeah, she's a rock star. It was about all of us. It was never about herself.

And she's so cute. And then the uncle comes over for support. And he's like, uh, whiskey or tea? Yeah. And so, um, and Nani is so happy to see Um, her face lights up. She's just so proud and just loves her grandson. And everyone's being all nice and everything. And, you know, and so Amarice

starts up and he's like, so, Nani, you know, I love you very much. And she's like, oh, I miss you. And she's like, Nani, there's one thing I have to tell you about me. I'm different. And she's like, about you. She's like, he's like, he's like, yeah, I have to tell you about me. I'm different. And she's like about you. She's like, he's like, yeah, I'm different, you know? And she's like, no, I don't know. And so then the uncle is like, are you understanding? He's trying to tell you something. And she's like, okay, tell me, tell me.

And he's like, I'm different than Rohit. I'm different than Pavon because remember my friend, Nicholas, Nicholas is my love. At which point I'm like now, like fully starting to joke up, I'm like sitting on the soap, I'll be like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Because he's just so terrified, you know,

like he is so nervous. And she's so sweet, you know? And so he says, yeah, he's my love and she's friend. Where is she, your friend? Where is she now? And he's like, yeah. And he's like, no, Nicholas, we're gonna get married. I love Nicholas and it's silence and she's just kind of looking around and she goes, this

I don't like. Yeah. And the thing is, like, oh, mommy, would you like him to be alone the rest of his life? She goes, what but you could get any girl. You could get any, go get a girl. Yeah, because Levina's like it's not working with girls for him. It's not working. She's like, but get there's so many girls. Get a girl, you know, and I get this moment, you know, all season long, they've been teasing this moment. And in my mind, honestly, I felt

like what was going to happen was, she would say, I love you no matter what, it's fine. So when she said, this I don't like, it was like, oh dear. This is, this is real right now. This is not like, you know, reality show magic. This is not a saying find a girl, any girl, like literally any lady find her right now. So living as like, well, do you want him not to be happy? And they're all telling her, you want him to be happy, right? And she says, well, do what you want.

I can't do anything. And he says, but I want to tell you because I love you. And she says, but you know, you're not getting married. I mean, there's any girl, don't you want to get married? Like, she's telling him, don't you want to really get married? Like, yeah. And Levena's like, you can do this in the real way. Mary like she's telling him don't you want to really get married like yeah and Levena's like do this in the real way yeah Levena's like he will be getting married to Nicholas and then he's like okay he will get married to him and I'm

it's like it's okay and then he's like it's okay I don't like it it's okay I don't like it and so a Neil the the don't like it. And so, a Neil, the uncle's like, Mommy, he's happy, that is most important. You want your grandchildren to be happy. And so, Nani is like, okay, whatever you'd like. So, you kind of get the feeling like she's like, I'm not gonna argue about this. I don't know the energy, someone just get me my brandy right now.

But, Levina's like, listen, you have to like, you have to like, you have to like, you know, mommy, like you like what, like why are you telling him you're not happy? You have to be happy for him. That makes him sad, you know. So then I love this. He goes, listen, he takes care of me and he cooks me dinner and she goes, yeah, I see that he looks after you and he makes food. Okay. Okay. Does he make you to Latvia? Yes, not even. Oh, that is so, this show, that is so this show.

He makes me food. It's like, okay, you know what? Food transcends all sexualities. It's true. Like lifestyle. He's like, well, you know, this has been taboo for all, you know, 150 years up and alive, but he's gonna make your food.

So, and he's like, well, and we'll have kids, we're gonna have kids. He's like, she's like, okay, okay, God bless you. And so she kisses him on the cheek, right? Which ultimately is like, she may be disappointed, but what she's saying in that moment is like, I'm just, what matters more than my disappointment is you being happy, right?

And then Levina is talking about Nicholas and she goes, you know, he's a very nice boy. And then he goes, I like him. I like him. And then I'm just as one, he loves you to and Sirash says he's a very good human being. And then he says, so you like him, no? And I'm just as yeah, and he goes, and then the uncle says we all like him. And Levina says like, are you, are you okay? She goes, I'm not scared now. I'm very proud to say, my son is gay.

It's called gay. It's called gay. So now, Nani asks for tissue, because she says, what are is coming from my eyes? I'm just like very loose your bluth, by the way. Like, what is going on with my eyes? I'm leaking. I'm leaking my eyes. And so the Venus says, do you have the same blessing as you did for Roe because you have to bless

them also? You know, because Levina's kind of, you know, also taking her own issues and telling our mom, like, we're going to get through this. You know, like, you are going to be happy. You are going to bless them, damn it. And- Yeah, it was actually, by the way, I'm sorry, interrupt. I thought what was actually kind of remarkable about

the scene was not just like, she said, okay, you do it and then they just drop it, that they really kind of pressed the mom to be happy, to really understand what was going on and why this was important and why she should be happy. And the fact that it was like the mom, the dad, and the uncle all coming together for Umurt was like, very, the dad, and the uncle, all coming together for Umr, it was like very, very special, I thought.

Yeah, so Umr, it's like I'm getting brandy. So he goes and starts to get some booze and Lovina's telling her, listen, we have to be happy. You know, will you be able to call the aunties and say he's engaged to a boy? And she's like, what do I do? You know, I have to tell them, I have to tell everybody, well, I don't have to tell everybody.

And she's like, but don't feel ashamed. We're gonna do this proudly. Yeah, and Yes, proudly armor. It's kind of upset, you know, it's like well, this is just life It's this is what killed me when he said um This is life. It's disappointment. You know, it's just always gonna be Life when you're gay when you come out, you, because it's always gonna be that 50% happy and that 50% disappointment. And that really, I was like, oh my God. I never thought it really put like that.

Well, I felt bad also that that's, and I actually don't know if that's how it is for some people. The percentages change in both directions, but I felt it was really heartbreaking to hear him say that that he was really just like He was really registering with the disappointment side of that equation, which is really you know It's sad and unfortunately very real and an honest like she was like listen if you're happy I'm happy and then like she she just kisses him on the cheek and just says I'm happy and

then you know and then the uncle's like, listen, if my mother's happy, I'm happy. And Levina says, and if my mother and brother and son are happy, I'm happy. And then it's just like this amazing, beautiful family moment. There's all coming together. And then Levina starts saying that she wants a big wedding. And Nani says, well, if you want to get married,

marry today, she's basically like, listen, while I'm alive, if you're going to do this, then I want to be there. Yeah. So they all do it cheers. And he's like, we'll do it now. You know, we'll do it so you can come. And Levina, they're sitting in the interview

and Levina's like, so we're done with this gay thing. She's like, I feel so thing. I feel so free. I feel so open. Her coming out, you know, and Umar, it's like, yeah, you know, we still got to go through a lot of gay stuff, mom, you know, we've got to get the his and his wedding outfits and the two fathers on the birth certificate, but we are done with the splitting get part.

Yeah. So then they faceTime Nicholas and they tell Nicholas, let me know. And it goes, Nani loves you. And Nicholas is like, oh my God. So can we talk about the top year real quickly? Is that coming tonight or are we going to send that over to me tomorrow? I just want to clarify.

So yeah, he's so happy because they're like, she loves you. She really loves you. And he's like, you know, I'm not speechless But I you know, I also don't have words. Does that make any sense? And living is like I have a word Nicholas Protein. He's like, oh my god mother Yeah, it was just like a gut wrenching episode. It was great. It really was. So if you feel like a good cry and you haven't watched it yet,

have it, go have at it. It's gonna be, it's a big one. Really, I mean, it was really, I actually honestly felt like if that episode were submitted, I don't know if it may actually be, it's just slightly too late, but I think I could actually get an Emmy nomination because it was that powerful.

And it's not like quote unquote trashy, like the other Bravo shows. Guess we'll find out, but I think actually Emmy voting closed like a day ago, two days ago, so it may not be even eligible. So anyway, thank you all for listening. Congratulations to the Kapa'i family for going through that. And we're going to be back tomorrow with some below deck, Mediterranean, and we'll see you on the next episode. Bye!

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