Watch What Crappens - HOTD: Queen's Gambit

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

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because I'm a banger, you know, with food and television. I like it all at once, down the throat, and in my eyes. And so it's weird watching something week to week. It actually makes time go faster, I think. Hmm, that's it. Yeah, I like spreading it out actually. I'm actually, I don't have enough patience to binge watch shows on end.

I can only watch maybe two one hour episodes in a row. I cannot do a whole day. I find that to be very challenging. So I like being, getting drips and drabs of this show every week. That works for me. Yeah, it's working for me. I love it. And I think especially because this show jumps time so much, and every episode is like a tent pole event, you know, that I like it. I really like it this way. Guys, let's go back to weekly viewing. Yeah, let's do it. Before we do that, though, just a reminder that not only can you listen to us as you might be doing right now, you can also watch us record this episode with Crappens on Demand.

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They never go right. There's always someone who gets too drunk and tells a bad story or a band is, there's someone falls over or there's an affair or a chandelier falls from the ceiling, which may just be fandom of the opera, but I'm okay to merge the two concepts together. Well, especially on Game of Thrones.

I mean, when we find out this is going to be a wedding episode, you know, the red wedding, like what wedding is it? What color is wedding are we going to have today? Because it's not going to be an easy one. But before we talk about that, I'm really sorry, I just have to point this out. Last week, we were talking about how nudity on Game of Thrones is like pretty people with boobs, but then ugly dudes with penises. Homely peen, the homely peen curse of Game of Thrones.

And I thought it was so funny that this episode started with the preview of the documentary, The Val, about Keith Raneneer and his sex sculpt, because you want to talk about keeping a homelie pain theory alive. All those people in that cult only got to see one homelie pain and it was Keith Reneer's. And I was like, God, did they listen to us? I think so. Does the preview intern listened to watch what crap ends. Yes. Let's put up the, let's put up a home leaping home, 18 Odyssey billboard, like the billboard for home leaping, the key through any or documentary. Okay.

Yeah. So weddings, you know, when I love them. And what do you buy her anyway? Like what do you buy these people? What do you buy? What do you get the bride who already has it all, you know? You know, maybe a flat screen TV, I don't see any in the castle. I'm not buying anybody a flat screen for their TV. You know, there's a spatula.

Sure. Well, she's probably like, you know, like her, her like wedding websites, probably all annoying us from like the knot.'s like, in lieu of gifts, please consider making a donation to our honeymoon. We would like to go to Old Town, something like that. Oh God, honeymoon fund. So, let's see. They're calling us the green wedding, by the way. And by the way, I mean, at least one article I read,

because Alice in Whereas Green, they're like, oh, it's the green wedding, because everyone likes adding the colors. So, you we're like, oh, it's the green wedding. Because everyone likes adding the color. So, you know, I don't think it's the strongest label for a wedding, but I can say I have seen a talk of a green wedding. Also, by the way, you really, really know things are gonna go wrong with this wedding.

Because they lean into the fact that these weddings always go wrong by giving us like five minutes of like happiness, like people smiling, which has literally not happened this entire season, like there's not been one smile this entire season. And now finally, like, hey, let's get down on the dance floor. Let's like, let's like tear up this dance floor

with some good old-fashioned hands raised by your head dancing where we look like, you know, the the the whisks in a kitchen aid, you know, it's the best time ever. You always knew something's going to go wrong. Yeah. When you see about 150 white people start doing the Macarena on the dance floor, you know, someone's about to die. Yeah. So we open it a castle far, far away to white horse, which symbolizes a, you know, a good person. Mr. Slady on a a white horse and I also hold her cousin guy. It's like who calls and she's like cousin.

And he's like, yes, cousin. She's like, how cousin? I was like, are you guys cousins? Are you gonna fuck? Cause I'm, they're going to get me through. So it's just, it's just, it's just a friendly to a fuck. Where are we? Who are you?

Yeah. And he's like, what's today's quarry? Rabbit and she's like, do you not see I'm on like a full fucking horse? It's gonna be a deer. You think I need a whole horse to kill a rabbit, sir. Okay, I also like to point out that this guy is mostly cloudy but not fully cloudy.

So there's some ray, rays of sun that are piercing through the clouds, which on this show that's like a full on like beach party day. Okay, they're like, wait a second, there's three rays of sunlight. Let's go. We got a shirt's are coming off today. Would you like some ball fat to slather your face with? Make sure you don't get anything. SPF 13. So she's like, I'm going to get the cousin. He's like, cause a norge, relax and company. She's like, no cousin. It's like, oh, you sure, cousin. Okay. I know you're trying to elude to maybe some sexual tension, but also when somebody

says, do you want company and the other person says, no, they're going to die. Yeah. So we're like, who is this person and how is she about to die? That's how the episode starts. My favorite kind of episode of anything. And Game of Thrones or the, or House the Dragon, you know, they're always setting you up for something terrible happening if they make nice, if they have,

there's nice weather and smiles. So we have nice weather in this scene. So she's gonna go off and she's, I'm already I'm intrigued by her because I'm like, is this basically John Snow? She looks like John Snow, right? Like has Emma today and also says, this is basically John Snow without the beard, right?

So she's like galloping along. There's no music, so we know especially that something's gonna go wrong, but we don't know why we care if something goes wrong, but she's just going along and she's riding her horse and she goes to her valley and then there's like, there's a man in like a hood standing ominously, kind of like an impasse and she sees him and then she's like, husband. So they're like, oh, it's Damon.

Yes, it's Damon. And so she's like, what brings you to the bell? Oh, has has you. Have you finally come to consummate our marriage? The bell's sheep might be willing, even if I'm not. I was like, OK, OK. So wait a minute. It's an insolconic.

Yeah. So who is? Rick Wall behind her. Who is shit talking and telling her the gossip that he said he'd rather fuck a sheep in the veil or whatever So someone's been gossiping to her which I love I love that gossip can travel like that even when you're that far away You know, it's like it took a month for it to get there But she's like oh, I just heard it this morning you mother fucker

It took three years to get here, but I heard it you I browless mother fucker literally and She's like or perhaps your brother has had his fan of your company cast your side in favor of a little girl that must make you feel good. And you know we've been hearing a lot of Rhea the her name is Rhea we've been hearing a lot of her I believe that Damon called her he's like my bronze bitch so we were like expecting some either like grotesque lady or last week I said, it's either gonna be someone like grotesque or someone who could be like a gay icon

who were like, yes, clean, like I was like excited for Rhea to be the spurned, like the equivalent of like a spurned house while I've drinking Marching Knees at home, you know, in the Vale. And she's just like a good hunter. Hewife drinking merchandise at home, you know, in the veil. And she's just like a, like a good hunter. He's out to get a, she's like some hot chick who, she's more like a real pearl man, like a hot real pearl man, you know, like a sarcastic waitress at Cheers.

That's how you know this show is written by straight man, because if it was a gay man writing, it'd be like, oh, she's so angry because Damon's off trying to find someone else. So she's at home with the martini checking out the gardener outside the castle. And that's all she wants. And she just comes out in the bathroom, smoking a cigarette, seducing the guy. That's what would happen if we were in charge of this show. Yeah, if we were in charge of it, you see would be cast with like Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah, it would be Jennifer Coolidge trying to seduce the gardener of the veil because

there has to be gardener, by the way. Let's not act like there aren't gardeners. There's a gardener and she seducing him. And I'd be like, can we go back to that storyline? I care about that more than anything else. Yeah, back to fucking sheep. Hey, you want to help me in here? My husband can't help.

He can't get anything done if you know what I'm saying, but you look like you could finish the job. Come on in. We're like, Icon. She has an icon. So Damon approaches the horse to pet it. And it's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, dragon. I thought he attacked the horse.

I don't think you pet it. I thought he was like, no, he's like coming to put his hand to pet the horse's face and the horse backs up. And so, real performance like, so what are you gonna do now, Sammy? Huh? Strike the child down.

What are you gonna do? Murder the kid? Cause it can't be king. Huh? What is it, Sammy? And, real is not that smart. Let's be honest.

Yeah. She's not smart. I like, she sees the look in his eyes and she's like, oh, hell no. And she reaches for her bow, which God bless people, trying to like protect themselves back then.

They're like, Bowers don't kill people, people do. And with both do kill people, they kill them extremely slowly and with a giant warning. Listen, Rhea, she's a little slow on the uptake. She's allegedly a great hunter, and yet there's her husband who she knows is actively trying to get out of this marriage and who she knows is he's like evil. She knows he's evil, and he shows up dressed in like a social capital E evil, like a evil hood.

He's hiding and he's standing there. He has evil stance, his legs are apart, his arms are apart. He looks literally like he's ready to kill something and she's like, what are you doing here? Are you impotent fool? You're so stupid, you're trying to get out of this marriage. What are you gonna do to try to get out of this marriage? Are you gonna try to murder me?

No, you wouldn't do that. Yeah, so she's like keeps on with him and so she's like reaching for the bow and then he does something to spook the horse. I don't know, probably just hood up a little bit to be like, I brought free bitch and the horse was like, oh, hell no. And then so the horse jumps back and she falls off the horse

and then the horse jumps, like falls all the way back onto her and crushes her into a state of paralysis. The horse, like, I feel like she needs to work on that too, too little too late, but probably, you know, this is a horse going to take into battle to go. Get a more chill horse. Get a chill. Or get a horse. You like used to like out of the ordinary things.

I mean, that what I mean. Like if your horse is freaked out by an eyebrow free face to the point where it knocked you off of itself and falls backwards. I mean, that's like that horse is easily spooked. I'm going to say it there. And also horses with airbags. Yeah. Or if you're, if you're husband, who you realize your husband's there to kill you, if

you realize you're in a lifetime movie, you're like an old fashioned lifetime movie, turn the horse around and run away. Turn around. Actually, like don't go for the boat, like ride the horse up the hill, and then take out that bow and kill. I mean, this is like a, I, you know, but you're one of those people who doesn't watch lifetime, I can tell.

I like I would never watch a lifetime movie with you, because you're putting too much sense into things, you know? I'm just gonna say this, hindsight is 2020. Okay, hindsight is 2020. Either. Henside is 20. Either way, although we're going to be murdered. I mean, how are you supposed to know? Yeah, but I just feel like, yeah, well, either way, I'm going to die. I'm going to die this stupid way, like falling down to the bathroom because I keep forgetting

things that I organize in my bathroom cabinet. And then I'm like, oh, my God, I need that tube of toothpaste in the shower right now. So I come out of the shower and then I slip and fall. And you'd be like, well, why would you come out of the shower and then I slip and fall and you'd be like, well, why would you come out of the shower when you know that this dial is slippery. Final destination. I didn't know this was the day I was going to die. That's why.

Well, either way, I thought that he like made, he like tried to attack the horse or something. Either way, whatever happened, she's on the ground. And then he like, he steps on her arm like he's gonna like maybe like Stomp on it or break her arm. I think you sing if she can feel it. Oh, oh, that's a interesting theory It's like you paralyzed yet. Okay, so I leave now you're paralyzed right? Okay, I'll be back and she's whimpering She's like So he starts to walk away and then when he walks away of course, Ria Ria just can't help herself.

She goes, I knew you couldn't finish Craven, which she's like, oh, you're not going to leave me a tip, see I mean, okay, well, let me leave you a tip. Okay, purple pills. Okay, okay, dripping, purple, else, and he's like, that's it. I'll chat it. No one calls me a cut purse.

I called you a Craven. That's even worse. I can't believe you use the C.R. Word. So he picks up a rock and he walks over to her and he's like, and then he goes to slam it down and cuts immediately to a fish getting its head chopped off. Because now we're on a boat. Okay, we're on a boat traveling across the perhaps through the stepstones to get to Coralus's place, Drift Mark, and the king is there. I assume the king was C-Sick, but I think the king just, the king has COVID. The king has a kind of COVID.

The king has COVID. King has COVID. Let's be honest. Yeah, he's not barbed with COVID. He's barfing. He's like full on barfing. Well, he may have, you could have food poisoning. Here's what happened, okay. The actor came in, he has COVID,

and they're behind the production. They're like, we have to meet our production deadline. Let's just work it into the script that the king is sick. Okay, no one will have to know, he really has COVID. I think that the king is a worse, I'm gonna say. Yeah, okay, even though he eventually dies of some illness, I'm still like, get over it.

You know, it's just how I was raised. Like, I don't feel good. Get over it. No one feels good. It's part of being healthy. Okay, thanks, mom hugs. So Otto has been let go. Okay, fired.

His little brooch was taken away. And so now the king is barfing on about and he stuck with his new hand, meatloaf. Okay, so now meatloaf is his hand. And he's bar's barking all over. Incidentally, by the way, his actual hand is now meatloaf. Yeah. He's treated to meatloaf.

Yes, his hand is the case of meatloaf. And they really go with the thing because meatloaf is like, you're all not, take this, take this hankerchief. And he's like, this literally has meatloaf on it. Is there any way you don't live up to an nickname? Seriously. Clean, hanky. So, yeah, it's Lord Lionel's, they hand now.

I think his name is Lionel, I think. And then Ray Ray is there with Sarah Kristen on the boat. And they're just there, you know, just two fuck buddies. Sarah and Ab Nylon does they approach, you know, what could go wrong? Nothing could be possibly go wrong this episode for the two of them. Yeah, so awkward, like you can't fuck your employees anymore. What's hilarious, guys?

I know. So then it's a rainy castle and, oh, it's at the castle. Yeah, so Otto is like really taking his time with his gloves. He's like, wow, these fancy fucking gloves. They might be company-ordered, but I'm taking him home. Sock my dick. Also this stapler. I've got the stapler and a couple of packages of mill away from it so that I've taken from the break room. So, take note. So, Allison goes running up to her dad and she's like,

I'm the moment. And so, she runs up and she's like, I do not wish to see you go. And he goes, oh, such was the king's decision. And she's like, well, I bet you need regret it. All this time, by the way, there was like a man with an enormous umbrella right behind Alice that I could not stop staring at. Was that like the Queen's umbrella or something? You just standing there enormous,

just sort of felt like it was going around in the circle or maybe I was projecting that. But I wanted to know more about that umbrella. What were they made of back then? Yeah, that was a huge umbrella. Like could other people stood under it? Like why was no one standing under it? It was raining.

Mm-hmm. So auto's like, well, really you regretted whether you made it possible because you chose Ray Ray over your daddy. And she's like, but she saw her innocence and I believed her. I didn't obviously this was going to happen if you'd not been so relentless and advancing egg on his air. Why daddy? Why would you try to make my son king?

She made you go fuck the king. The second that he was sad. What are you surprised about? Yeah, and he's like so then he has this whole thing where he was like listen, okay? The King's gonna die you just have to accept it Did you not notice how after the last time you guys were having sex his arm was left in your bed? Okay, it may be it may take months it may take years But he's not gonna be an old man. I know he looks like an old man He's 36. It's very sad.

So listen, if if Reneer succeeds in, there will be a war, okay, and the realm is not going to accept you, Allison, partially because you have very little charisma. I'm just going to say that you're my daughter, but you have little personality. No one's going to get behind you, and they're going to try to kill you. They're going to try to kill your, your, your sons, which may be a good thing for you, because I'm not sure you actually love your sons. It doesn't seem like it, but I'm just telling you, if you want to save your kids, you have to like, you have to like lean into this, okay? You cannot be pro-Raniera.

And yeah, he's not saying they won't accept Allison. He's saying they're not gonna accept Raniara, and that's gonna turn on Allison, because like, well, no, they're gonna, if they, no, if they accept Raniara, oh yeah, either way, the point is they're going to like who the pro-Renera types are going to kill off the suns. That's

what he's basically saying. So he's like, you for a while, and the time is coming, you prepare egg on to rule, or you hang on to Ray Ray, and you pray for her mercy, you pray for her mercy. And she's like, bye, bye, bye, bye. She's like, bye, I've got some of the bishops to eat in the carriage, my bitch. Commershues, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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So then in the King's carriage, the King is still, you know, Blarfinn and Turning Blue. And Ray Ray is just staring at the window like, cold, I wish we could have windows that went made out of metal patterns with tiny little holes in them. How much is the sightsee? Everywhere I see just looks like little bits of grey sky coming through metal holes. What joy it is to be trapped in this metal chamber with my father puking and coughing his germs over. I mean, could we at least get a mask? I know we don't have to mask but sometimes we really should mask, okay? Welcome to high tide the holy Residium thing. It's a bit on the nose

Hi tide. What is this like a Casino the casino drift mark. Welcome to the high tide We run the Navy in case you can tell so we called it the high tide all our soap is in the shape of seas drift mark. Welcome to the high tide. We run the Navy in case you can tell us. We called it the high tide. All our soap is in the shape of seashells. Welcome. So we see a blondie and a ginger practicing sword fighting in the yard. Little did we know. Yeah. They're actually sword fighting. They're actually doing it. They're doing the weiner dang the weiner fights They were doing In the courtyard it was so awkward. It was so awkward. So

Yeah, they're there and a Lionel is like really mad because Lionel's new with the job So he really has to flex that he's like a good hand. He's like, why is no one here does it the king? This is absolutely ridiculous. How come we came to the high tide? We had a reservation for four and no one's even here? Okay, it was a VIP suite. And then we get our brother and sister team of the names that make those sense together. Lena, Lainer, okay. Lainer, Lainer, dinner is ready. Lainer, Lainer, Lainer, don't be a Laina. Laina, do not be a late stop touching Laina, Laina, Laina, Laina, Laina. Actually, one of the perks about the high tide is that at nine o'clock, there's a free performance by Laina and Laina in the, the C shell lounge,

where they perform some wonderful show tunes. You really must see their acts. Oh, please enjoy Laina and Laina. So then, um, uh then meatloaf is like, what is the meaning of this lady, Lainer? Well, actually, not Lainer, Lainer. Is it my accent? Is it my accent? No, it's not a name, it's actually.

And she's like, well, our father has just returned. And he waits your grace's arrival down very, very long hallways. Surely your grace is feeling up to it. Me some out there. King. He's like, I mean, we could do this in the driveway. All right. Really ready to trek. I don't have my fitness pal turned on. All right. So reset my activity rings. Meanwhile, Lena is now grown up. She's no longer an eight-year-old girl.

She now is, I don't know how much time has passed, but she now appears to be like 22, but we know that she's probably like a teenager. Either way, she's gorgeous now. So I think the king is probably like, damn it. So, they go inside, but then we go back over to King's Landing and we're in that like a garden area where there's that crying tree and and Larus is there. Larus is the guy who when they went on the hunt. He was like I have a club foot so I guess I'll just sit with the ladies and gossip

Because that's what I'll do. So I was sure does he is he sure does. He is the gossipy little bit of this show. And how come they always make the bad guys have a cane? I don't like that. I actually don't like it either. I actually was thinking to myself, I thought he was going to be our champion. Like, oh, he's not this strong knight, but he's actually a warm soul who actually listens,

and he sits with the women and he understands them. And I thought that's what it was gonna be. They're like, nope, nope. He's differently able so therefore he's gonna be evil. I was like, okay. Yeah, you go HBO. So yeah, this is an episode of that. You know, if you get angry about that sort of thing,

about a lot of that sort of that. Well, go, go, bro. My ride HBO. I care a lot about that sort of thing, but I bet a lot of that sort of that. Well, go, go, bro, my ride, I should be out. I care a lot about that stuff. So anyway, Allison is in the garden and Larry, I'm sorry, I will not give him the respect of his normal name because he's such a bitch already. Okay, it's like day one and he's such a bitch. Larry. Just so you know, my father, Larry, listen, so you better be careful.

You might get on his side. Love that, Larry. Love that, Larry. Just so you know, my father Larry listens. So you better be careful. You might get on his side. Love that Larry. Love that Larry. Okay. Add an end to the end of your name and I will not respect you respect. Okay. Larry. But oh, so he's like, and he's as villainous as possible. This means like, like, kind of hobbling. He's like, remember me, the one with the club fit. Well, listen, yeah, look at this flower and outsider among the natives. It was like a little on the nose, layer. I know. Now at this point, if I were Allison, because Allison's walking around,

I'd be like, um, creepy. Like, can someone get this guy out of here? He's like, I'm sorry. I love this red bloom indigenous to bravas. Now, excuse me, I have some Smiths that killed as real. Oh my god, this guy Gargamel, what's going on? Zach, it shouldn't be thriving here. Major such a mystery, isn't it? Oh my god. People start going off on how mysterious major is. You know, they're about to

fuck you over. Yeah. How about this, Larus? How about, um, hey, what's up? How's it going? It's nice weather today, right? You look really, actually, I love this dress on you. Wait, did you see, did you see, uh, did, did you see big brother last night? Like, I don't know. Yeah, something like, hey, oh my god, you come to the garden too. I'm new here.

I'm Larry. You might know my father, meatloaf. He works here at the ad panel. So kind of new to the office. Dad wanted me to get a summer job. So I'm thinking maybe some filing, but I'm usually not as easy as it sounds. Am I right? Check out this flower. I thought this was indigenous to bravas, but it's here. I mean, that's pretty cool, right? I was funny. I was just organizing the snack room.

And there's a bunch of Nabisco's missing, which is crazy. It's like my first day. Do I tattle tail on somebody or I don't know. God, the stops are already a mystery, man. But instead of like, instead he's like, the snack room has vacancies. The Nabisco's once with them, but now they're not strange how things disappear in life. It's like, just say the Nabisco's are missing. Okay. Ado took them.

She knows it's her dad. She saw them. She literally snuck out some fignutans for him. No, instead of being likeable, he's got to be like, oh, look at you. Like a flower from Bravos, everyone hates you. Should be dead by now, but you're not interesting. And she is so desperate to have anyone talk with her that she's like going to hang out with the the creep in the garden. Like the creep with the king in the garden. She's like, well, I guess I've got nothing else to do. So I guess I'll talk to him. So she's like, it's a dog day for the ram.

Your father was a good man. Now why does that why is that what oh? I think I just realized I was about to say why is Laris so pro auto when it's hit like his dad was the one is in power But I think that he hates his dad was the one is in power, but I think that he hates his dad because his dad probably treated him like shit because remember he was like, oh, everyone else gets to go out on the hunt, but I don't get to. So he probably resents his dad and therefore is pro auto. I'm working the saddest I talk. As we go.

So she's like, your father's a good man too. Now he took my father's place. Isn't that nice for you? And he's like, oh, well, it was real sad about your dad departing. At least he got those gloves. I won't tell anybody. All right, I won't tell.

No, I feel it wasn't injustice, to be honest. And she's like, what do you know about it? And I like it. She gets bitty with them. She's like, and what's your problem? All right. And he's like, well, when one isn't invited to speak much, he's invited to observe. So which is it? What do you think I'm not invited

to speak much? And yet here you are speaking away. Doing a lot of speaking for someone who just observes. Okay. So she goes, well, I have no shortage of allies. I have a lot of friends. There's Sue. She comes in a lot. She had the big head thing. She'd like to take my babies from me. She hates you.

I heard. I heard gossip. Sue hates you. She calls you Boni-Bone. Oh, I had to say that. I thought that was like an inside joke. She was workshopping to use on me, but okay. She's actually suggesting to the other nursemaids that you're injecting botulism into your eyebrows. Oh, not outrageous. But you know, the truth is it's never too early to start.

I mean, sometimes it's preventative, but it's still that rageous accusation, but just letting you know, it's if it did happen, it's not crazy. She's like, stage up her with Limpie because he's really, he's not subtle at all, right? He's like, need a friend. She's like, um, we want, all right? And he's like, um, well, I wonder if your friend Ray Ray can be relied upon now that she's unwell. She's like, unwell, like the matchbox 20 song. I hadn't heard of such a thing.

He was, oh, forgive me, you're grace. It's just that on the very same night that your father was dismissed, the grandmeister delivered a tea to the princess's chambers. A tea, was it too long? Oh, great. It was like skinny tea, but princesses chambers. A tea, was it too long? Okay. It was like skinny tea, but for your womb. Mm-hmm. She was like, wait a second.

Well, my question is who told you this, sir? How do you know this? I'll bet he's the poop. He's the, he's the womb poop tea maker. There, I'm calling it right now. He did it. He's starting all of this shit. The war was started by this guy.

Don't ignore people just because they're different than you. Okay, because maybe they can grow up and fuck up your whole life. She's like, so what's the tea? He's like, oh, I just told you. No, but what is the tea? I just told you, but what is the tea? Tell me the tea.

Tell me about the tea. I just told you about the tea, but you haven't told me the tea. Thank you. That was our comic bit. Thank you very much. Thank you. So he's like, yes, the king told her to take that tea. I hope she's not on well. And she's like, well, I don't know because she went with the king. You know, I've scrolled her, but God knows how long that's going to take. I don't even know if they have service out there. And he's like, Oh, must have been an error. Then, you know, more, must have been an error then,

you know, more to believe. Thank God she didn't fuck around call or possibly deny it or anyone made it. Possibly not. I don't know. Oh, so glad that was just some sort of mint tea, not some morning after tea. So Allison's like, yes, yes, but she's like angry.

She's like really, really angry. So she does her like angry version of just staring off. And poor Allison, she gets manipulated every single episode. Like she has not had any thoughts for herself, right? Like everyone just tells her different things, everyone lies to her and she's like, but, but. And then she like pulls at her hands a little bit. And this poor queen, okay, so they've got this guy.

Like guys, we get it, okay, he's evil. But this poor queen. Okay, so they've got this guy. Like guys, we get it. Okay, he's evil. But then as they pull back, I'm like, is he walking around in his silk bathroom? He's just like walking around the castle in his bathroom. Like, call me if you need me, chile, ba. Hmm.

So now, now the king is walking through Drift Mark and he enters the hall of nine, which is the, which is like Coralus's main room, and he's in there with the hand. And then, then, then, Lane, like pulls a rariner and like, like, we're going to go off somewhere. So Coralus is sitting on his throne, total power move that he's sitting on a throne. And he's like, he's, he's like tapping his fingers on the throne like, oh God. Now I've got to wait for him to make it through the whole way. So take all day long.

I've made it all chat. Do you make it here on my restoration hardware throne? Like now that's the throne. Yeah. Welcome to the president suite at high tide, the high tide, casino and bar. So then, so then, Carlos gets about of his throne and he like bows down from the king and the king is like, he's like, thank you so much for coughing on my head. That's the great honor to have your saliva and germs in my hair. Thank you so, so much. We do have a

masking policy in here. I don't know if you saw the sign in the lobby of hi-tie, but we we do encourage masking here, so Get up, get off the floor then get up and so he's like, oh, thanks for having me and everything thanks for the walk that was lovely all right next time Can we meet on top of a god damn mountain with no car to anything to take me out that would be amazing How about you wait on one side of the ocean all wait on the other and I'll just swim to you how about that so then the doors fling open and Rainy's comes out and she's like cousin she's like all happy because we haven't seen her in two weeks she's like listen hi oh good to see you, you know, and then she is like of course like So Coral this is like congratulations meatloaf. I can't think of a better hand All right, pity about Sarato isn't it and the better hand. Alright, pity you about Sarato, isn't it?

And the King's like, well, you know, normally I don't come to lesser homes than myself. What is that made from wood? To that throne? That would kill anybody. In battle? No, I didn't kill anybody with wood. But here I am. Despite spending all my days in the red keep, the halls of high tide never failed to impress and that those water fountain as you installed in the front swinging back and forth to Frank Sinatra.

What a beautiful touch, so classy. I waited 20 minutes for them to go off and it was worth it. The high tide, Lagio. Fly me to the moon. So then they make small pleasantries or whatever rain. Coralists is like, oh, so I heard about Damon's wife passing tragedy. I mean, real poem and what a gift to the world. Danny DeVito has been speechless. And Rainy says, like, accident. Tell her from a horse ride, oh, gold, the gold's a cruel, aren't they? And the king of course knows, he's like, yes, very cruel. So then they're saying Rainy says, like, you know, the sad thing is that Damon and

Rhea had no ass to succeed. So she and Damon are to inherit all of Roonstone, which honestly, I think it's a great deal. I mean, Roonstone, open concept, close to town, but not close to the roads. You don't hear a lot of the horse traffic. I think it's a great deal for them. Roon, my favorite character and big business, everything's going to go great for them. I see great things in their future. And the kings, can we talk about happier things?

I got anybody watching Only Murders in the building. Quite silly yet, fully entertaining. I've been watching Only Murders in Roomsdale and actually it's been very good. Only Murders in the outhouse. Only Murders in the Hilly Lands landscape. Oh, it's wonderful. So the king's like, listen, just had a really long walk. Clicks again for that. So how about we make our children marry each other? All right. Listen, they're just cousins. I mean, that's basically being you honor both me and my house. And by the way, so I was, I just want to like,

throw something by you like, how's the succession going to be handled? Cause I was thinking that the kids could have our last name. What do you think? Yeah, I want our children to have, I want the children to take our last name. Also, we want control of the pigeon gram. I mean, look at my wife, your cousin.

Do you think that she's going to settle for just losing our name? I mean, for crying out loud, she has some evil things to do. Okay. So let's come on. Let's get this show on the road. So the king is like, well, Ray Ray is my heir. And upon my death, my title will be passed to her, of course. But her child, regardless of sex, will become... Yeah, that makes you happy.

And he's like, well, but the name is like, well, surely you're not having a problem with her name simply because she's a woman. Really? Do you want me to go back and tell everyone you're a misogynist? Oh, wait, that would probably work in your favor, actually, in this time. So I'm stuck.

Let's just go splitsies on the name. All right. Popular ones will have your name. The ugly, eyebrowsless ones will take my name. All right. The lone swagger. The lone swagger. Well, how about we do

like a, a, a mishmash, okay? You're the Larian, we're Targaryen, so we'll take the first part of mine in last part of yours. We'll call it, call them Targaryen. There, that works. Doesn't work or it's Targlyss. How about that Targlyce. Targlyce and negative. Vartan, Vartarian, Vartuvlian, Vartat, Vartot, Baragallian. Cool, Garian. Cool, Garian. Cool, how about the Targarian experience presented by the high tide casino and spa?

They must have to fly me at the moon, climb me to the moon as they're ready. All right, I mean that in writing. Can we get a special arena built for Lena and Lena and the red keeps up with they can really explode their show? Now that's a couple of them. Lena. Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, Lena, to this mess probably I don't know that's not proof of that allegedly allegedly all right let's get on with it listen upon their birth they'll take their father's name however it's such a time in their first attempt to throne they'll use Targaryen all right so you can have all the powerless babies and we'll have the powerful baby just since fair and can we discuss pronouns oh for crying

out loud how much do you want from me? Dragons rule, boys' rule. We got that. We agree. Dragons will rule for a hundred years. Do we have it? And they're like, okay, sounds great. And Ray Nees is like, oh, gold fabulous. Glad I wore pants for this.

So now we're on the beach. And Rainier and Laynor are walking along or is that called them Rayleigh and I like that Rayleigh. It's Rayleigh. So Ray is like so If it had to be someone I'm glad it's you because I know this union is not what you would choose and he's like Well, I hold nothing against your cousin. She's like, do I say it's a matter of taste.

I prefer roast duck to goose. I cannot say why. Do you get what I'm saying with a duck and the goose thing? Not really, because they're very similar, actually. Roast duck and goose. Like, I probably wouldn't be able to tell them apart. And if they each had a special sauce, like maybe the duck had one kind of sauce, but the goose had another kind of sauce.

It's a metaphor, you queen. It's a metaphor. No, how mo. No, how mo. No, how mo. She's a girl. Please, he's like, okay, how mo. Little how mo. Siding how mo. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Listen, we both prefer duck to goose. There it has been established, okay? So I think no matter what, even though I've tried various poetry, I still always come back to roast duck.

Alright, so our appetites aren't going to do. Are you still following the metaphor, Lainar? You look a little lost. I'm thinking about the different sauces between roast duck and goose. All right, well, listen. You can have hoisin sauce, will that make it better for you? No?

Love hoisin, love hoisin, love me. I mean, let's get married. So go on, all right, let's do it. All right, but listen here, all right. You don't like, listen, you fuck guys, I fuck guys. Okay, so let's get it. I know the agreement being struck up and it's not gonna change your appetite for dick

and my appetite for dick. My appetite for dick is also gonna be the same, but not your dick. You're not as closely related as the dick that I need. Do you want to sample a time saying? He's like, not really. Okay. Do I need to get ready to write letters from Santa every year because I need a beard. All right. How does this fit in with the whole row stuff? Is there going to be lunch? I'm just waiting. I'm trying to understand if I have to put an order in. Okay, listen, we'll perform our duty to our fathers.

You can be gay and I'll just be in who a house is possibly fucking my uncle. Do you understand? Does that work for you? He's like, sounds good to me. Here's my question from this scene. Is he 20 or 60? He's one of those faces I cannot tell.

I think he's like 45, but also 20. He doesn't look old, but he doesn't look young and he looks young and he also looks old. No, no. I agree. I also want to point out that in the scene, I wasn't quite sure what they were getting at myself. I thought they were saying. They were talking about the, I thought you were just saying, look, we both aren't into

each other. So, you know, like, let's have a marriage convenience and then I'll fuck who I want to fuck and then you can do whatever. I wasn't, I didn't realize she was saying, listen, I know you're gay, but like whatever, let's just like, you'll be my beard and I'll be your beard and we'll just get through this.

I didn't realize that until the next scene where now Coralus is with Renease and he's like, you know, he's basically saying, you know, they're talking about the kids and everything and, you know, Reneis is like, well, you know, his true nature. And I was like, oh, oh, I get the goose metaphor now. I get it. And Coralus is like, where do they seem like they're having fun on the beach together? Because you know, they maybe they're, do they know each other. So yes, they're familiar. And he's like, well, but like familiar, fingering whole fingering whole familiar. She's like, come on, you know,

that, you know, it's true nature. He's like, yeah, but she grew up pretty hard, didn't she? So I'm, I'm sure he's less gay already. You know, thank God. So you can't pray the gay away, Cawley. All right. I've tried to explain this to you. It even rhymes the saying. Can't pray gay away. Three rhymes. What if we enroll him in sports? Do you think that would help?

Do you think sports would help? Oh, yeah. That would help greatly putting a gay person in a locker full of hot, worked out naked men. He's like, well, you know, the, the, she's basically like, you know, we're putting him in danger. Okay, but I have, like, by marrying him after her because there's going to be, there's the shits coming down the pike. We're putting him in danger.

And he's like, but the Lord, the Lord, the realm swore allegiance to her. They said they'd be down. The Lord's like, it's very clear In the, in the allegiance, it says, I swear my allegiance to the queen, no matter if she marries a gay son. There I said it. I must admit he's gay. Yes, he's gay. All right, fine. So maybe they might not stick up for their allegiance to a queen, but how about two queens? All right. Two queens don't make a king. All right. The realm, look, look, the realm will be thrilled with Leinor being the queen's consul.

First of all, more disco in the realm, everyone likes that, more show tunes, everyone will be much better dressed around the red keep. I don't see why anyone will rebel against them. She's like knives will come out. Well, actually, that was a great gay movie. I mean, not technically gay, but gays loved it. Did they appear? I mean, Lenore saw it about five times. She's like, we could be killing our son by doing this. Okay. Is this really smart? Like putting them on an ass don't platform.

We're a whole good gay bastard. Like, is that smart? And he's like, excuse me, gay basht, we own the Navy. All right. Let me tell you something, there absolutely will be no gay bashing. Not even by the end of this episode, there even be any gay bashing. So I really don't know what you're worried about, Rene, I really don't. All right. So that gives it worth it. Wealth, power, pride. It's like just put old in front of the Navy. Or it's straight people will love it.

He's like, look, I didn't waste three years on a beach being scared of crabs to not have power. Okay, we're going through with this. Yeah, and he's like, listen, this is just justice. You should have been the queen of the first place. You were robbed that shit. And she's like, well, I never wore it because the realm would not have it show.

I have myself put that business behind me, can't you put it behind you? And by the way, they're like the cutest couple. They talk like with their heads against each other and their nose is touching. And then when they say another sentence, they just like switch places and then the nose goes on the other side of the other nose.

I'm like, you two are adorable. Is this how you do your taxes, everybody? How am I going to do a taxes? Is it, oh, what have we spent on there? I mean, I've got my sick, fresh, your sick, can we do the percentages that was? Like, how do you see anything talking like that? There are a couple goals, for sure.

Yeah. So, so now, I've always feared the day you'd have to marry a woman and now it comes. So this is the, so now Lenore is hanging out in like the grass with his mother. Now we find ginger. Yeah. We find out that that sword fighting was not just literal. It was also figurative, which made it literally figuratively literal. Sort of. Yeah. Okay. And so Jeffrey is his name.

Draft free is, which, you know, bad old man. Yeah. You know, so he's like, oh, so in this situation was either dark or the goose. Because I always saw myself as, you know, I always, I do enjoy it down comforter. So I'm really fingers crossed for goose. He's like, you would roast duck. Damn it.

So... Well, but what sauce was on me? Exactly. That's what I was talking about. She didn't really get the sauce thing. Oh, really? I didn't get the sauce differences between duck and goose. What more on your marrying? Did you even say honey mustard? Did you propose honey mustard? No, she says it. It isn't that hoisin, which I didn't really understand what that meant

I just nodded and said sure that sounds cool I've come to meet my fate and you are making a Jake about it It's like that for me a JP drop free so they call me that JP drop Dr. Free to japa So basically the You know jaffa is Jaffrey loves this. He's like, he's ready to have, he's ready to move off to the big city.

He's been wanting to do this for years, you know. And he's like, this is great. Firing him, game of finding him. I know, he's like, oh, I'm so sick of all these stupid sports bars at the high tide. God. So, Drew, and also I love that Joffrey's name is Joffrey Longmouth. That is some funny shit. You can get the night of kisses, by the way. I mean, this show, I mean, they're basically like, oh, his name is Game of Game at Face. G-Gay, G-Gay, G-Gay.

Queen Gay of the Gays. So then they wrestle and kiss their cuffful and you're a fool and Joffrey's like you're gonna need a sworn protector and they make out and he's like, come on, this is better than we could have hoped for because obviously you've got a paramil and she must have a paramil or a furrowed wonder who it is. This should work out. I just find that guy with the cane in the castle and mentioned missing cookies in the break room. See if I can get something out of him. Jophers, like this should work out perfectly.

Surely I shall be by your side for decades to come. So now we go back to Ray. She's on the boat. They're going back home. It's the morning. And Kristen comes out and he's not wearing his armor. He's just vulnerable in his like white waffle, waffle shirt. And he's like, he comes out. he's not wearing his armor. He's just vulnerable in his like white waffle shirt and he comes out, he's looking great.

And up until this moment, like, I'm down for Christian. I'm like, you know, or Kristen, you know, like, you know, he's hot, they got good chemistry. We love him. And then it turns out he sucks for the entire rest of the episode. I'm probably the most mysterious. He's like, hello, I palm homemade it in my hair for you.

And she's like, hot, so you couldn't sleep either, eh? And he's like, no, I had to see you. And she's like, oh, I had a similar desire. He's like, keep the drill in the drawer. All right, it's not time to unscrew my outfit yet. I'm not even wearing it. I know, but I love to make drill jokes around you. Oh, I love a drill joke.

He's like, I'm having a serious talk here. All right. Listen, I've heard you say so many times, I mean, it's kind of like almost all that you talk about, about how much you load your sort of position, and about how you're about to be married off at your father's whim, with no part of you, the yearnings of your heart, and how the day comes,

and so, Lena, he's a good, good decent man, a little, you know, a little light in the loaf as if you know what I'm saying, you know, sort of I bumped into him the other day and he said, our and I thought, wow, that was quite an interesting reaction, but you did not choose him. He was chosen for you. So he's like, duh, like what century do you think we're living in? Yeah, he was chosen for me, could have been worse. You know, I might have had to fuck him.

I'm actually doing a good job with that one. He's like, but what if there was another path? One that led to freedom. Would you trev it? Before I came here, I was a knight for the Stormland. I had knowledge of ships. They were setting sail with oranges, cinnamon, some kind of tea that made Worms boob. And I always found out where they went, so I knew things.

She's like, wow, so you know things, you know, lots of places where things are smuggled to. I know. Are you talking about a path to freedom or a path to poor? Because it sounds like a path to poor to me. So you're saying that there was a ship carrying oranges and cinnamon, but someone making a sweet potato casserole somewhere she's like he's like yes I'm asking you to come with me away from all this from the

the burdens and indignities of your inheritance let's see the world together you'll be nameless and free to go where we love and we love and love as we like and in essence you can marry me and yes, you would not be wealthy, but there's there's cinnamon and orange we could have a lot of Orange cinnamon flavoured things. I think we both agree it's a great flavour combination. What do you think? We'd be rich Richie in flavour. I'm a rich full of not for crown. She's like, oh honey A marriage for love, not for crown. She's like, oh, honey, honey. So she like turns her back and like kind of cries.

Because now she's got to give him like the friend zone. She's like, I am the crown, so Christian, OK? Or I will be. Now listen, I may chafe at my duties. I may chafe on a horse. But do you think I choose, in for me, an exchange for oranges and a ship to the shark? Let's say it's my duty to marry a great man from a noble house, and Lennore will make a great

husband. And also, if I'm his sister, I don't have to really think hard for her name. It's very similar. But you know, my marriage, it doesn't have to end. So we'll read about it. We can have an understanding. I can use you when I want to. All right.

And then you can go back to work and you won't get any extra pay for being my whore. Okay, does that sound good? Does that sound fun? Romantic! Guess what we have in the castle? Orchard's in cinnamon. Score?

Score? We don't have to go some of Ornith and cinnamon. We already have it. Have you seen the cupboards? Has Sue taken you to the kitchen? God, she's great. And he's like, he's like, so you want me to be your whore? I'm like, Kristen, you already were her whore. Okay. You

were like, you gave over your life to do whatever for her. Okay. You already were the whore. All right. Sir, and I'm sorry, you guys only slept together once. And now you just want to control her destiny. And then she's like, actually, this is what I want. And now you're like, now you have an issue with it. That is called toxic masculinity, Kristen. Yeah, but I mean, she's like the person in power too. And she totally made him have sex. So like, how was he gonna say now?

That's true. I don't know. I can see a side kind of. Except here, I'm thinking, like, dude, get off my jock. We fucked one time, you know? Like we've all... Like chill. I was gonna say we've all dated this person, but really I've been this person. Okay. I don't know that I've actually dated. I've been this person. He's like, we made out that time. We're not getting married. He caught feelings real quick. He did. So at first, I'm like, hey, he just caught feelings, but then it turns into it's not feelings. He goes, but I took a note of

Chastity and now I've broken it and my sword my right cloak. I mean that's the only thing after my name So I thought if we were married, I could restore also it all comes back to you So you don't love me anyway. I'm glad I said no to your stupid ass And don't forget he's like a fuck boy by the way remember on the hunt He's like, oh, where back in my youth, I used to sleep with a lot of women. And it's like, well, guess what? You just happened to use. You better chill out.

Now you know how it feels. Yeah, but I love that it's all his reputation and it comes back down to you. And so Ray Ray is like, well, but listen, this means more than just being a whole, I mean, listen, egg on the conqueror, you're not just the seven kingdoms, so they're weaker than he's like,

oh, man, I'm so mad So he walks off crying and she's like Kristen. I don't know why a man named Kristen Why would I expect a man named Kristen not to walk off crying? But I want orange and cinnamon mummy So Good for I say team Ray Ray good for for you. Not bowing to the dick this second. Yeah. Some guys like, we have to get married.

You have to run away with me. What's everyone gonna think of me? She's like a fuck off on the queen, stupid guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like his whole thing is that he's so, like, attached to the idea of like what, like, of duty, a sense of duty. And then, and then the moment, like the idea of like what, like of duty, a sense of duty.

And then, and then the moment like the Queen's like, Oh, remember, like, we all play a role in this. All of a sudden, now we can't deal with it. So they get back home and then Sir Kristen, he's summoned by the Queen, because remember she had the confrontation with what's the buns. So she summons him. And so he shows up. And so so the so Allison gives the baby to Sue and Allison rocking this baby. I love the views of

Allison to the mother that they show because they are so funny. Every time they show her with the baby, she's just got the baby on her knee. And she's like, drumming her knee like, with misery on her face. Like, all right. And the nurse mates are looking at her. And you know she's one of those. He's like, no, I'll do it. It's my child. I'm here.

I'm gonna rock my own baby. I don't care that I have help. I'm the mother here. I will. And the second anyone comes in, she'll take this fucking baby. Okay. All right.

Sue is like, are you sure you don't want? You're just really doing it wrong. I think it actually better if I just do it. Are you sure? No, it's my child. I take're just really doing it wrong. I think it actually be better if I just do it. Are you sure? No, it's my turn. I take care of my baby, okay? I do it all. I have a lot on my plate.

Oh, sorry, Christens here, take the baby. Take the baby. So, Kristen comes in and she's like, I feel that this is a delicate matter. I must question you on. He's like, I'm your servant as always. And she's like, are you trying to take off your clothes? He's like, yes, you have a drill. She's like, no, no, no to take off your clothes? Yes, you have a drill.

No, no, no, no, it's not about that. I'm not going to do that with you. He's like, are you sure? So taking off his sword, dropping it off ground. I was a little confused because you have some tapestries up of people having sex on the wall. Do you realize that? She's like, oh, so I do any.

Well, sorry for sorry. You had to walk to tapestry hub. All right. So she wants. So now that she's heard this thing from from Larus, she wants to find out she still thinks that Ranera had sex with Damon. That's what she is thinking.

So she wants to get to the bottom of it. So she starts asking him. She's like, she's like, hey, sit down with me next to the sofa. It's totally cool. You won't get in trouble. It's fine. So he likes to sit down. And he's just here.

And she's like, is that hitting up against your armor? Tell it now. We're not doing that. I told you. I'm sorry. So she's saying. It really hurts, actually. Gotta be honest.

Really hurts. Hopefully they can make these stretchy one day. I'm sorry. So she's saying. It's really hurt. It's actually got to be honest. It really hurts. Hopefully they can make these stretchy one day. This is unbearable. She's like, well, my father received an accounting of a lapse of morals that may have occurred between God. It is of course unthinkable for me to question the morals of Princess. I do however wonder if she's a little slutty face Little slut and he's like okay, I'm

Why are you so terrible why like how do you not like Denied deny well first of all she doesn't of course she doesn't even say the name So he felt like it's one of the stupid things where if she just said Damon, it would all be avoided But because she didn't act she was like I fear that I heard that Ranera had sex with I did it. I did it all and she's like oh now I thought she would be actually kind of happy But then she's still mad because Renearest still liked her lie to her regardless. She broke her trust.

And she had her dad basically like because she took Renearest side, her dad was sent off. So she's really mad. Yeah, well you should stick up for your friend anyway because she could fuck whoever she wants. Why can the men all do it? Why could your dad send you to fuck the king, but this is bad. Well, also, Allison needs to get over it because last time I checked, Allison was the one who

went and seduced her best friend's father and Meredith. So, okay, Allison, you can just chill out. Okay, you can chill out. Rainiera is allowed to have sex with her hot bodyguard. Yeah, hungry hip pot, Crescio's. I don't know. I was gonna say jealous bitch but hungry hypocrisy. Oh, it's good too. So, she's like that. And he's like, oh my god, her instigation. She started it. She made me do it. Oh god, excuse my husband broken. I've just ordered myself. I just have no consideration. Even though she totally made me do it. She totally made me me do it. I mean I saw oranges, I saw cinnamon, I just started thinking about a life together making pies and breakfast and all sorts of wonderful things. We got a restaurant off in the corner of S.O. So I just, I'm sorry, I just, I just, I went too far, I went too far.

And he's like, please pity me, I'd ask rather than gilding me and having me talk to you, you sentenced me to death. I will have death. Link, link. Are you still hard? How is that thing still hard? Talking about murdering you. I'm sorry I was talking about oranges and cinnamon in it just happened. That's a trigger for me. I just, I love Cinnamon House magazine. She's like, well, thanks for your honesty. You may go. And he's like, you sure you don't want a little suck. Get out. Get out. Now. And my note on this is he sucks. I hope he dies now. Yeah. That is my wish. Really suck. You saw that first he tried to strong arm her into a wedding. And now he sells her out to a queen. So now we go over to the model city and

The king you're a my the maester being like oh the king you must rest. I'll bring the leeches and And then there's other guys like by the way. I made some herbal remedies that might be more effective than I don't know leeches can I try them out? The doctor had a bad idea. The doctor had a bad idea. The doctor had a bad idea. The doctor had a bad idea. The doctor had a bad idea. The doctor had a bad idea. The doctor had a bad idea. The doctor had a bad idea.

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And the nervous is like, meatloaf, take these herbs, just take them, give them to the king. And trust me, trust me on that. So the king drinks from the vial, because the, because a while he gave some like a vial to help him sleep. And then he's like, the hand is there. And so now the king's from the vial, because the, because a while he gave some, like a vial to help him sleep. And then he's like, the hand is there.

And so now the king's getting really neat. He's like, will I be remembered as a good king, Lionel, and Lionel's like, I mean, you know, I mean, you're, people remember, I mean, you know, you know, you know what, you made a lovely, you built that fountain in the town square, people love that fountain.

So I think so, yes. Listen, if older is important is people remembering something about you, I would suggest giving high fives. Alright, just the look on their faces. They'll write about that for sure. They'll write about it. It's like, but I haven't suffered, I haven't thought, I haven't conquered, I haven't suffered defeat.

Yeah, it doesn't really make a good fortune, it really doesn't make a good song, does it? Meatloaf is like, well, you do like Big Buts and you cannot lie, sir. Well, I don't think there's anything in that. It's not really setting off the ding, ding, ding for songs. Shall I arrange for, called with Mark Ronson, but perhaps he can figure out a good song for you. I mean, you know, it don't have to do heroic things, they have a good song sometimes. It could just be about, let's party tonight. It really works well. Let's say your love does lift us all up, whether you belong.

Man, it's not really. It doesn't sound like a good song to me. You are the wind beneath our dragon wings. That sounds like a good special song. Sounds like crap utter crap. No one wants to hear that song. What about take, take my breath away, take my breath away, keen. No, that song sucks. Well, so, you know, you are always happy on your birthday. maybe something about a happy birthday. Not terrible, terrible idea for a song. Listen, we will speak with the bars and they will write a song for you. And like, some people have waited a lifetime for a moment, like,

this, ah, there we go, King, that's a good song. What? So, um, meatloaf is like, listen, you know, you bet you didn't get to do anything, but then people who do get to do things, bitch, about doing things. So you really can't win this one, can you? This thing called life. And the king's like,

but I could have been like, oh, no. Yeah, he's like, there's a part of me that wishes I had been tested. I mean, in the crucible, I might have been forged a different man. I mean, no offense to your grace, but you're decaying in the bathtub, not sure anything could have

fixed that. So he stairs the fire and closes his eyes. And we're like, is he dead now? Is he dead? The whole episode? You're like, because the king dead? I know. I keep expecting it. But now because now they they like crossed his all into white heaven clouds. Yeah. And I'm like, death. It's amazing. Robin is going to be DJing a set. Really. We know Ray Nees is coming because we hear Hey, Ray Nees to the cradle of the dragon girl. You look great up there. And it's

Larry like with the cane. I can't wait to question highlight. Hey, Ray, Ray, I'm gonna find me. Ray, Ray, remember one. Ray, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, West, a master of Castileiroc, and house Hightower with her Lord Rho, but Hightower, King of the leader of the people of the... Listen, can we just next next time around? Could we just shorten it, just give like one title, just keep it one title max, and then everything else will put up on a screen and they can read what you are. But just one title for the announcements, thank you. I know, they're like, we did have an orchestra to, you know, wave you off when it got too long, but there were old drums.

Like everybody in that orchestra plays a drum. It's too much. So then Jason walks up. Jason, Jason Stark, I mean, I'm sorry, not Jason Lannister. Anna Stark. Big difference. And so he walks up. I mean, I'm sorry, not Jason Lannister. I'm gonna start. Big difference. And so he walks up. Oh, hi.

He's all surly. He's like, oh, oh, no. Oh, congratulations, Princess. You make a fun match with what's his buttons over there. So thanks, Jason. Can't think of a better man. LOL. Get it.

He's like, I don't. But I'll think about it for a moment. And I will get back to you. Thank you very much. And he's like, well, if this is the welcome for you, I can only imagine the wedding. The King's like, well, she is going to be queen. Oh, speaking of real queens. Where's your fiance again? See, see here. See, already have a room. Is he checking in? there's your film taken. See, see here. So you already have a room. Is he checking in? And so, so then the king is like, well,

because Alessand doesn't theory. He's like, well, I really meant Alessand. He meant like the real queen. And so how, by the, how ironic that we're doing all this queen discussion on the day of Queen Elizabeth's funeral, what a day for queens. So the king is like, I understand the queen is still writing herself for the celebrations and

Jason's like this is why men wage war because women would never be ready time for the battle I Five everyone come on up high radius ready. Right anyone Anyone high five women big late the battle no one Okay, I'll go sit down. So, uh, Ray's like, yeah, your massage knee jerks are always hilarious, but this braid atop my head is someone who gave up prime ass for this. Clear him. And he's like, oh, by the way, can I have my poker back? You know, the poker I was going to trade for your

daughter. That'd be great. I don't really get your daughter, did I? Love the polka. Okay. The one you used on the non-white stag. Great use of an awesome polka, by the way. What even is it on next? A frog. Uh, so Gerald, who is the cousin of Rhea Pearlman, who was like, Hey, are you sure you want to go hunting alone?

Um, he's there. And he just cuts right in the line, like in front of the hello line. He's like yeah Hi, hi me Ray Perman's cousin and the King's like oh my god I'm so sorry for lady Ray I'm passing you know, I mean I've had so many waitresses since I first met her None of them has given me quite the attitude that she has We'll miss her She's just and he's like, I have something to say. And it's very important.

And the thing I want to say is the following. And it's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, the tides master of drift mock and his lady wife Princess Rady's the queen who never was we can still laugh at that it's pretty funny Targaryen and their son and and Lane of Larian and future king got her and also the daughter got how many people are in this family for crying out loud just the rest of them just the rest of them. So they come in and Lane and Rainieror and Rainier, uh, he, you know, give little kiss hands and they could applaud. They're like, might be trails, might be trove. And they're like, wink, wink, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

wink, wink. And everyone gives them an applause standing, oh, and Lainor is like, um, let me bow. Please take my hand. And then we just hear Kristen like So we see him like He's up against the pillar I can't I can't look in her face. I'm gonna stand here because I'm gonna be your protector

I'm like well if you're gonna be your protector you should put your helmet on by the way like every other night That's in there. Is that how my chest to be? so then Is that how my chest to eat? So then The boyfriend long mouth is like look at how I'm bowing He's like finally made it I mean that keep nothing go wrong. Yeah, that's fucking guy Hey long I know your name is long mouth. Okay, but can we try some subtlety? I have a crazy he's like Is that coming right on your tiara? Is it she's in? Okay, but can we try some subtlety me for a sake? He's like, yes, man

Is that coming around your tiara? Is it she's in? My girl Stop winking. He's like a cross-room like I keep faking it honey They saw in love yay, how to real love. I love how to real love Is there a ginger Vogueing on the dance floor can we can we get him out of the way? Is he, did he just do a, did he just do a drop? What is happening there?

Yeah, it's not settled at all. So everyone is settled, everyone sits down and you know what that means. The drama queen Damon has to make his entry. Like is there a certain point where people just get sick of Damon walking into rooms like this? I know. Like he's just stands outside and waits for everything to be settled. And then he's like, clump, clump, and like comes down with his posh spice hair, giving everybody

looks like it's me. It's me. I mean, at some point, someone has got a seam standing out there and be like, hey, by the way, Damon's about to walk in. So just pretend you don't notice him. But like, no one is on the lookout for Damon. He just walks right in.

I mean, it's got a head like a flashlight. How does nobody see him coming? Seriously. So the king is like, Matt, but he puts a chair up for him at the table and then the king's like, all right, I'm going to make a speech. We're going to try to keep the coughing to a minimum. Well, already failed on that point. So well, we have Stugarian and, and, and then all of a sudden,

there's silence and everyone like cranes, there's neck-one turns, and like, I'm expecting Julia Roberts to walk in to be like, hello, everyone, is me, films Julia Roberts, but it's just, Allison standing there and everyone's like, oh, Allison is walking in during the King's speech. What an upstaging moment. I know, Damon's like, oh, really? No one could have told me that she was waiting to do this.

My upstage walk has been upstaged by that upstage walk. You fucking kidding me. Seriously. And then Larry is talking to the hot guy. What's his name? It's his brother. I forgot his name, but it's his brother. Oh, I've got it. Sir, how when break bones strong, yeah,

it's far away and break bones. I love that name. So he's talking to him and he goes, Oh, the beacon on the high tower. Do you know what color glows when Oh, John goes to war? And the night looks it. He looks very dressed. He's like, let me guess. Green. Yeah.

So Alice is obviously, so it's just selling obviously. Alice and just the glowing wall. So Alice and walks down. And this time she has full bitch face on. She's always been unsure, but this is the first time she's fine. You know what? I am the queen, and I am gonna act like a queen for crying out loud. So she walks down, she's like glides down, and then she comes up to the central table, and then she sees Reneira, and she's like, congratulations.

Stepdota, what a blessing this is for you. Let me say it again. Stepdota! Like congratulations, step to Uta. What a blessing this is for you. And let me say it again, step to Uta. So she's really like asserting her, just like a power move for her. Yeah, the King's just looking at her dress. Like she knows this is for war, right? Do you mean she's like,

she went green dress on accident then. And Ray Ray's like, oh shit, she's pissed. Yeah. I don't know what happened, but she's pissed. So everybody sits and the king's like, oh, God, my speech. Where was I? Meatloaf is like, I think you were calling happy birthday

a useless song. Fucking moron. You don't realize how much money you could get in royalties. I'm telling you, just go with it. No, no, no, no, no, I don't think it's a necessary song. So he's like, well, with with House Targaryen and House Valerian united, I hope to herald in a second age of dragons and oh, my pinky just fell off. Everyone, don't look, don't mind that. What was I saying again about the houses together? I know that I'm looking at you straight on, but I think one of my butt cheeks just fell down my back.

But you know what, we're gonna be powerful dragons, yay! We're like, oh my god, dragons, yes, dragons! And he goes, and so they're best like they're all cheering and everyone's there's a lot of like Happiness again. So now you know shit's gonna go down very soon because now everyone's smiling ensuring and so now it's like everybody get on the dance floor it's time to move very slowly with your hands by your shoulders everyone do the dance so they all get out there they do their little like car wash dance you know and this is so like a soap opera I love it because it's the big group of that where every family's there and then all the main characters just give each other looks from across the dance floor, you know, and then like one, you know, they all start doing the intermingling or

whether it's like the season finale of a soap opera. So also, this is like an eight day event or something. They have this. This is like the beginning. It's like one of the most annoying weddings ever. We've all had this friend who's like, on Sunday, we're having the high, the welcome dinner. Then on Monday, we're all doing bowling, but everybody has to dress like their favorite mother. Then on Tuesday, and then we've got like a whole week of, yes, a whole week of sit to do.

And you're like, oh, I'm missing work. I get one week off of work. And this is what I'm doing. So Damon is like glaring. Everyone's glaring. All the lovers are glaring because Damon's glaring at Reneura because he's like jealous. And then the ginger is like glaring at Lainor because he's jealous that Lainor is dancing with her, even though he was down for this. And then what's his face? Christian is like making a whole big thing about not looking. So everyone's like feeling things and then down on the dance floor, Ray Ray is like, I was never much of a dancer. I'm like, you guys are barely even dancing. There's like two steps and you just have to sway back and forth and twirl around. And she's like, oh, I wasn't much of a dancer. Hot to get these two things down.

And Laynor is like, don't worry, I've got it. He starts like doing the flossy. She's like, oh, go subtle, subtle darling. It's on the as hands, Jay. So they do this. Their dancing is weird. It's like some weird spread eagle kind of dance. And then they like have a little shimmy.

Yeah. I'm like, who choreographed this? This is who choreograph a little shimmy. Yeah. I'm like who choreographed? This is who choreographed the shimmy into a group dance at a wedding at the right time, you know. That's why Kristen was so mad. He was like working on. You had like a whole dance that he was ready to show off. He's like, no, what can't even do it. Well, I saved my triple time step for another day then. Right. Let's go do the mashed potato. So then, so everyone's upset and there's everyone's everyone's it's a whole again lots of glares. And so then Allison does mad. So she stands up and she walks away. I'm like, again, why are you so mad about this situation? You're the one who went behind your friends back

and started sleeping with her dad. So like, I really don't want me here from you, Allison. And Damon's just been creepy staring at Rainier. And everybody, you know, what's his buns, long mouth sees it. And he's like, ooh, guess something's fishy over there. But then he sees Kristen staring at her. And he's like, ooh, but something's finished you there too.

So then Mr. Roper sees the queen coming and he's like, oh, private time, let's have a talk. Love your green dress, okay? Cause it's mine. When we declaring war on these fuckers, let's do it. Let's come on now. You wanna come on now? So we do it now, it's gonna be fun.

I hope this isn't too obvious a standing in the front row together. Gostoping about your green dress, which our love ballerwark. Is it too obvious that I brought a little green towel and I'm swirling it over my head? Go green, go green. Yes, uncle, please stop doing that.

I'm kind of handling it myself with my dress. Where's the waiter? I'd like to order some green cheese please So then um it's now Gerald I mean while he finally he walks up to Damon and he's like well in the veil Men are made to answer for their crimes even Targaryens and Demons like who the fuck is this commoner coming to the court piece and say, Tablet? You're not sure who you are. He's like, Sir Gerald, I am cousin, your late lady wife. And he's like, oh, God, yeah, that was a terrible thing.

I'm positively bereft. Terrible accident. The entire world is robbed of sarcastic, rude, terrible service. From now on. And Gerald is like, well, you know better than anyone that it was no accident. And Damon's like, Oh, so are you, are you confessing? And Gerald's like, no, I am making an accusation. So an in line was watching like, what's, what's going on with these two? And Damon's like, well, here, man men answer to their slanders, even old cut fitnises like you.

Glad you stopped by. Oh, by the way, I need to talk about my inheritance. And he's like, what? Excuse me? You want her to answer? And he goes, yeah, because, you know, my husband, so whatever rail was due, now passes to me. So she stood to inherit all of round stone did she? Charles, I'm not really, you don't know me. I'm not, I don't even know how to go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm dumb. Charles, I really should have considered that.

I should have considered that before I tried to attack him. That was a mistake. That was a mistake. I should have just, you know what? I should have done what my wife said, let's just, let's go fishing today. And said I was like, no, I gotta go to this wedding and blow up this man's spot.

But you know what, I gotta, we make mistakes. Well, after the wedding, I'm gonna use some of my flyer miles. And I'm gonna fly in and I'm petitioning Lady Jane herself, what do you think about it? Maybe I'll see you there, hun. Okay, you need some help? Your draws on the floor, all right? You're not the only long about here agent

And Lionel's just watching and his jaw is like he's like He's like did anyone just see this Did you see what Damon just had that we handled Gerald right did anyone this was good? No, what was I the only one who saw that? So then, Lena, the girl, the lady, is looking over and watching, he catches Damon watching Ray Ray and she's like, oh, good. Here we go with some most sexy incest. Love it. And he sees her staring and he's like, I see you, bitch.

And so then she's like, really? Well, I'm going gonna sexy dance with a man and a train conductors hat. And he's like, mm, I'm gonna step in. And then meanwhile, Jofrey is talking to Lane or, and Jofrey is like, we all know this guy, the one who's like, oh my God,

those twerch-twerly fucking, I totally know they're fucking, I guarantee you, okay, who wants to, I totally know they're fucking, I guarantee you. Okay, who wants to make a bet? They're fucking, okay, because he has kind of sucked out that Kristen and Rainier have a thing going on because he just sees it away. Because well, it's not hard

because Kristen's being so emo by that pillar. He's like, ah, ah, so it's like very very nice. I'm not settled at all. And when he tells Lainary, he's like, yeah, I found the love, I was like, how could you tell? He's like, she's positive lip, post pumped, subtle at all. And when he tells Lainar, he's like, yeah, I found the love, I was like, how could you tell? He's like, she's positive lip,

post punched, look at him. I mean, he can't stop staring. So they're like, this is definitely like, this is it. I mean, in fact, the genders like, he's like, actually, I think this is a really good thing because now we all have like a mutual secret together, right? So then, So Damon is dancing with Lainar Lena and he's like, has anyone told you, you'll wish pretty his real brother?

She's like, I don't want to be in the snowman. Stop asking little girl. I don't get that reference it. Six, sorry to hear about your wife and he goes, how gold she had the face of a hatchet and the butt of a joke. Don't be sorry. I'm not. She wasn't kind to me. Look at me. I'm sad. about her wife and he goes, how God she had the face of a hatchet and the butt of a joke. Don't be sorry. I'm not.

She wasn't kind to me. Look at me, I'm sad. God, thank God I have this angular haircut to make me feel better. She's a cut. He's hot. So then Jaffrey walks up to Kristen and he's like, they make a hunts match. Don't think. Kristen's like, what?

Who? I don't know. I don't like him anyway. And he's like, hmm. Anyway, that was weird. But I'm talking about don't know. I don't care. I don't like it anyway And he's like hmm anyway, that was weird, but I'm talking about you know Ray Ray and Layna and he's like I don't know I don't know I I like about our dissentment I don't know what you're talking about. I don't care. I don't like her. I don't love her Why I didn't say that you said that he's like don't be cool Chad arm search or free long mouth They call me the died of kisses Get it don't know why I can't imagine. He's like, excuse me, I'm on duty, trying to give

desperate, sad, victim looks here. Can you just tell me, wouldn't you want to move on? He's like, listen, you don't know me, but we're both deeply invested. The princess important to me, and I know the princesses to you get it. We need to make sure they're safe. So we're all safe. And then he's like talking to him really weird. And then they do a shot of Kristen's crotch while he walks off. And I couldn't tell I watched it three times because I was like, is this hot? But I couldn't tell if he rubs up against his crotch or if he just passes too close and Kristen backs off. He's like, what the fuck with this guy? Yeah.

But actually what the guy was saying was like, listen, I'll keep your secret. You keep my secret. We got a good situation here. Let's not fuck up. That's kind of what he's saying. But of course, he's doing it in a smart way because that's how the show writes gay characters.

So then, so now there's like more dancing and more drumming. And so we just know like death is about to happen because there's like everyone is smiling bigger than they ever had before. Like huge smiles, like nothing, good possibly go wrong. And then Damon goes up to Ray Ray and he starts, now he's trying to sort of seducer again.

And you know, they start talking in Targaryen. He's like, is this what you want? Because, oh, I was not aware that what I wanted, it mattered to you, ha! Zing. He left me pantsless in a warehouse, you dick. And he's like, but he's not right for you. I mean, he's a fine night, no.

And he'll bore you senseless. His hair, what does he put in that? It's something called palm aid. Well, I don't really understand it either, but it's pretty. And listen, marriage is just a political arrangement anyway. Also, I hear, and he says, well, Moniz over, bitch faced Betty to connect him to a horse. Maybe it's already.

So basically, he's like, let's come on. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here and get married out in the veil. Okay, I'm about to get this inheritance runestone. It's close to the town center, great views, open concept. And he like sort of cups his hand on her jaw, almost like he's about to kiss her. And then we like,

country the king who's watching, he's watching and he's mad about all this, but there's all these people. And then there's like commotion. So first you think, oh no, something happened with Damon. Damon did something and there's screaming and there's screaming

and there's nights are pouring in and you're like, what's going on? And then, of course, the king is like, what the seven hells is going on here? That's if anyone's gonna really pay attention to the king right now. And then. And then Mr. Roper gets up and walks off

like speeds out of there. So, so, wait a minute, was this like some planned ploy by those guys to do something at the wedding? That's what I thought. Yeah. Because you don't know what's happening. Cause Ray also told, he's like grabbing the back of her neck and looking deeply into her eyes. And she's like, Oh, you want me to you? But then cut through my father's King's God and take me to Dragonstone and make me a wife. Then if that's what you want, and then this big fight breaks out.

So you're like, did he do that? What the hell is going on? So then they push her to the ground. Like all it looks like all these guys are surrounding her. And then Lane or is thrown to the ground. And Christian starts punching him. And then Jaffrey comes to him. And then he just beats the shit out of long. Yeah. He like kills him. He'd like, he beats and beats and beats him. And like his face is literally just like around me afterwards and He's just going and I'm just like what the fuck is wrong with you Kristen like first of all this guy

Guy literally did nothing wrong with you second of all it feels problematic beating up a member of the LGBTQ plus community Why they were making it look like my first impression of it was that they were making it look like Long mouth was kind of coming on to him or like like we're both the sleds in the family or something kind of like rubbing him Or being too close and like he went to gay panic But then I was like okay, so maybe it's not that maybe it's just that he's so mad that he's gonna beat the shit out of Lane or but then when Long mouth gets in the middle he gets his face pumbled in instead. I couldn't really tell I think it was kind of all of the above

I think he had like a panic. I think he had he was like there was like that frustration of like I wanted to do something and I'm a man. I didn't get to do it So I'm gonna go after someone who's weaker than me, you know? And he just, also I was like, but I was like, you know, poor Laynor, Laynor loved this guy. Like this was gonna be, and also like you're stupid. You guys had a perfect arrangement.

Like literally you could have had everything you wanted. And you're also ridiculous for thinking that you could have actually just taken a queen away from her throne and lived happily ever after. Like you being like the side piece for her is as good as it's going to get for you ever and you've like fucked it up. And this was such a perfect, perfect situation. And then you had to, you couldn't control yourself and you had to go beat up poor, jaffery.

And now it's everything's ruined. Well, welcome to Game of Thrones. Are you new here? No one gets out of here happy. Is there anybody happy on the show? Even the gaze, Suffah. All right. All right.

Suffah's. And meanwhile, the King is like falling apart. The King's watching it and his blood's coming out of his nose. He's not even hit and he's bleeding. Yeah, the King is bleeding all over the place. So, yeah, we're laying on it. See, he's jaw-free dead on the floor and start he crawls over to him and just start screaming and whaling. So that secret cross is like, well, I guess the

secrets out now. Yeah. So then, um, now they just got to the wedding. Yeah, they're like, okay, we're doing this now, then like, listen, lock it down. Yeah, lock it down. So now there's a wedding. And it's in the same room. They just cleared everybody out. We're like, we're gonna have a small family affair. All right. We gotta decide we want a small ceremony. You know, nothing. Only days to favorite muppet is out. All right. No one even bothered to clean up the blood. I was like, you guys, you want to like spiff it up a little bit?

I mean, for crying, wow, just try or maybe go to different venue. But they get to their symbolism here. They're heavy handed, but still really good. I love this. I'm really loving this show. Their symbolism where, you know, this poor kid is crying over his lover just getting slaughtered and raised crying because she's like, well, this is awkward. And so, um, we see them get married and the king falls and his crown falls to the ground.

And then we see a rat over a pool of blood and I'm like, oh, all the families around the crown and the rats at the blood love the symbolism. And meanwhile, while this is going on, we see emo fucking palmated fucking Christian out in the garden, which how did he even get out into the garden? How did he get there? And he's not even willing, he's not even going to face. By the way, earlier, he's like, Oh, please don't torture me. Just kill me. And now he's done something arguably even worse. And he's like, rather than face the consequences of what he did He's like I'm just gonna kill myself so he's like taking off his armor So that's like an hour and a half I'm taking off his armor and then he finally takes out the knife to like stab himself

Sepuku himself in the stomach and right before he's about to To you know die by suicide then you know Alice and comes out like sir Kristen and Then that's all we hear. Don't do it. And she stops him and, you know, the Kings. To what end we have to presumably dead on the floor. And we'd think the Kings dead, but then in the previews for next week,

the Kings, we'd now move forward. I'm tell, I didn't get previews for next week. The previews are after the credits. Oh, so annoyed. I didn't even catch that I was watching. I did get the after the thrones or whatever. Oh, I saw that. But I rewound and I still didn't get the stupid break. Okay. So what's going to happen? What's going to happen? No, I think they don't put it on the on demand version. Maybe maybe they put it on the on demand version maybe maybe they put it on the white. I don't know. I don't get away. They next week all the actors they now have the print bring in the adult actors,

which I'm happy for. I'm ready for them. And the king is still alive and he's like decrepit and looks like shit is like going nuts next. Everything's just getting more and more chaotic. But the king is alive. He just, he just felt over. I think this is just the thing that happens the king now, is that he passes out two or three times a day. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna miss Ray Ray though.

I love her. Well, you'll get Alicent. She'll still be there. I'm excited for New Alicent. I'm excited for New Alicent. They show her and she seems like, she's gonna be a disaster and I'm excited for new Allison's I they show her and she seems like she's gonna be a disaster and I'm excited for her But I'm gonna miss the actors because I really love watching the after the thrones thing with Ray Ray she's so funny on it. She's like, I mean they all brother. I mean they all uncle and me switch kind of gross, but

I mean, I don't know know it's how they did it then. I'm just really funny. It was funny seeing like such a modern young lady talking about the Game of Thrones. I had to turn off. I had to like leave. So I wasn't able to watch the behind the episode thing but I do want to watch it because I'm excited to see what they have to say about everything and also I just love it when the creators of the show just get very serious about everything. Like, oh, well, the feast, it was important to show the alignment of the genders and the wearing lots of the lamps that were hanging really represent the pain of the torture that the king feels, you know, I don't know. Yeah.

Bullshit. The creators in this like little leather jacket. It's like a really nerdy guy that they're like, but you'll look really hip. If you wear this motorcycle jacket, he's like, oh, I'm sorry. I just finished watching the episode three of the bear. What were you asking me about my show? All right, everybody. Well, thank you for being here. It goes subscribe to Winter is crappening over on Apple podcasts. Or really wherever you're listening.

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