Watch What Crappens - House of the Dragon: And Now We Dance

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

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Okay. Ask the receiver of diet advice. From fat person on other end of line. Everybody, welcome to Winters Crapeting. Very sad day because it is our last episode. And guess what, it's your last episode. It's everybody's last episode? Because there's no more of this until 2024. And frankly, I'm pissed. I don't like thinking about two years in advance. I mean, what the hell? I'm probably gonna be so big. They're gonna have to cut me out of a trailer. Like,

I don't want to think that far in advance. I'm not a person who lives like that. I want to know what's happening right now. I know, but I just read an interview on variety with the show runner, Ryan. He has a motorcycle jacket. Rana of the show, liver in London person, uh, this a vower of dark shots. Anyway, he had an art Ryan Kong, oh, I said Ryan Kong, Condal.

Uh, so he said that going forward, the show will all be in real time. No more times, yes, like he said, huh? I was a ride. I was a ride. I was a ride.

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it was a challenge, but we are going to reward people because now we won't have everything is going to be like real time going forward. So I don't know. I mean, it is, you're right. It is like 300 years that we have to get through, but he's saying no more time, jumps. Well, that's good. They can keep the same actors. They used to play Kristen, LOLJK, because he's never aged. Ever. He should be the picture of the vote talks place. You know, when you walk into the vote talks place, and there's always like that gorgeous lady,

it should be Sir Kristen. Just like, get your angry Elevans done. I mean, if anybody is going to grow into their angry Ele 11s, it's that motherfucker. Yeah, he really will. So just get, thank you to everybody who's listened to us this season. Okay, we've loved it. We've had a great time. It's set red to your, to you, to your line of, you know, little dumplings, no matter their hair color. We don't judge here. But getting into this show, I have to say my favorite

song came on. The air, and I'm going to play a little bit of it for you now. Because succession, the preview came on. Oh my God, I get as close to dancing as I ever get when that theme song comes on. I just start kind of shaking my shoulders like, yeah, I thought you were playing the real house wise, the ultimate, it was actual succession. Can't wait for succession to come back. Shiv, bring it on, Shiv.

But guess what? This is not a succession recap, but I will give you one line. What kind of is? I will give you a line from Mr. Roy himself. These people are pigweens. I mean, come on, these people are pigweens. I mean, come on, you gotta love that, shall. Can't wait for you to bring 2023.

You see, that's how to do it, succession. Successions like, we're gonna give this to you in the spring, this next spring, not in two years. Who knows? Who knows where I'm gonna be? Maybe I won't be committed to anymore, game of thrills. Well, though, I guess the last season of succession was in last fall.

So it kind of if someone said when is the next season of succession coming on? They said in 20, 23, it was various. I was very excited to but now it feels close. Yeah. So but there is another succession that's going on and that is the succession of the iron throne and There is another succession that's going on and that is the succession of the Iron Throne

and it's a very dramatic season finale that was properly lit. I was really worried. It was going to be a super dark episode. I would have to have a flashlight out of the screen. We could see everything. I was really happy. I felt like I could see 95% of this episode, which is a really high percentage for House of the Dragon. Now, can Ryan Condole purchase a personality appropriate

motorcycle jacket? No. Can he take a note on lighting? Sure can, because you know they win and re-filtered all of that for this. No, well, because it's not a suck to do a whole show and put this much effort and have everything turned over by people on Twitter like you suck a conspiracy shit.

Well he addressed that in that variety article and he well first he says oh well you know when you're making film when you're making a movie it goes into movie theaters and it's like a controlled situation but when you're making a TV show, it goes to all these different TV sets and people have lights on, they're watching during the day, or they have the blinds open, and you just can't control it. And I kind of felt like he was suddenly saying,

when you make content for poor slabs, poor slav and the unkempt people who've got like dirty underwear on, and you don't know how to properly enjoy their Entertainment you have to like you have to remember that you can't do the art that you want to do and the reason why I felt like he was being passive aggressive to us is because then in his next paragraph He was totally passive aggressive to The the director Big get his name is Miguel. I'm a freelance last name, but he was actually the

showrunner who left midway during the season. And he's like, you know, he said, he says, that was, you know, that was Miguel's episode. And Miguel and Fabian Wagner, who's the DP, they were in charge of posting the episode and color correcting, and they're geniuses in that way. So they should have done it that way and they brought it to a place where they were happy and they thought it was great and that's what got released on television,

which is his way of saying, I did not prove this is all, don't blame me, stop asking me this question. Yeah, passing the buck. I might hate that first one too. Like, it too, Q-led, like who says that? And let me just say, when you're dating a lot of people, like it too, cute lead, you know, like who says that? And let me just say, you know,

when you're dating a lot of people, you can date all different sorts of people in all different sorts of tax brackets. Your penis is still your penis and it needs to work in all situations. And that's what I say to you. Mr. Condole, okay. At the end of the day, none of this explains the jacket.

The leather jacket is not explained to leather jacket. We all see it, it comes on like behind the scenes. Oh, here's a guy jacket the leather jacket. It is not explained the leather jacket We all see it it comes on like behind the scenes. Oh yours. You're a guy in a leather jacket He's like I'm a writer, but I'm a successful writer. So I have a leather jacket So anyway, yeah, so let's get into this because it's really long and we're gonna talk in 90 minutes Like just about jackets, but which you know normally I'm in two. I'm down. God damn, this is a long one. And I wrote down every single thing that came up because there's all these different names now.

Now there's like, there's not just like a dragon or three. There's like a school of dragons now. Okay. And then they're like, oh, and also there's some dragons who are just chilling. They're just chilling in the backyard does drop. Like that's how dragons work, okay? Yeah, there's fairly just stuff seen them.

Yeah, Ferrell dragons, just waiting to be claimed, you know, like, yeah. Yeah, stops from the bachelor. Like nobody wanted that. They're just waiting to join dragons and paradise. But I don't, I feel actually a certain amount of pressure to know the dragons' names names because I've noticed online People are like oh my god

Arrix or they'll say look at Vagar they just everyone knows the dragon's names and I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie. I have never committed the dragon's names to me. I've maybe Vagar But like I can't tell those dragons apart if I I see a drag, if I see one of those dragons flying, I'm like, oh, it's a dragon. It's a dragon. And what people are like, oh my God, Rainies was reunited with Meleys. I'm like, okay, I was like, I may lease who? Who is Meleys? Is this her friend? But it's the dragon. And like, I just, I'm never, I have not been able to get to that level where I can put a name to these. It's not just the naming convention.

Well, first of all, the naming conventions are weird to talk at to you, but it's not just the names. It's that everyone knows their personalities. They'll be like, oh my god, Maley's, they really captured Maley's in this one. They really, really caught her personality. Just you know the way she's so easy and breezy until it's time to be serious. Look what? If the fuck are you people talking? And then the naming conventions, some of them are named after like food product, you know, like added ingredients on the back of a, you know, corn

snaps box. And some of them are like storm, storm dancer, storm beard, you know. I know. It's like he has Malax and Jarax and Ajax and Kalmax and Office Max and Rainbow Face. Look, I don't get that. I then may lease. I don't understand the dragon naming thing, but then again, that's actually pretty much in line with me not understanding a lot of pet naming conventions because I feel like there's certain names that are like pet names. And then like you'll have a dog named Rover or Bueller or like Rufus or something. And then someone will be like, oh, here's my dog.

It's Roberta. And you're like, oh, that's an oddly formal name for a dog. So we open with wind blowing eerily. And we see a slow fly over the painted table, the painted map table thing. And we see places in there, there's like a veil of the errands. There's that little Starbucks. And I was like,

oh my god. At least they're explaining why everybody had a Starbucks in the series of an alley. I know. I saw that Starbucks and I was like, I am so glad that that survived the pandemic. I'm really happy for it. There's like a little summer moon waiting in the wings to take a stop. It's like a game of thrones for Starbucks, for coffee shops. It's summer moon, a new coffee shop. It is. It's a bit funny. It's named after Sheen this kid.

It's my her name, summer moon. So I think every time I come in there, I say, I said, it's not going right. Cold brew black. So, Little Luceris is a little walk around the tea. Little Lucie, little loose aress is, uh, a little little loose tea. I know, little loosey mall pour a little

tough episode for him. Tough. Yeah. Tough episode. Yeah. Although anyone who's ever worked with the child actor, am I right? I really, I just, I know, I want to know who's got like, I mean, you know, his mom and her was like, you know what? Enough with loose aress. Let's just kill him. I can't do it with his mother anymore. She's always making demands and trying to like, be like, oh, were you shooting?

I didn't mean to be on camera right now. I'll get out of frame. Poor little kid. And I kind of knew it was coming because I made the mistake I followed a game of Thrones memes thing on Facebook, which is so funny. And you're not supposed to give spoilers,

but there's always that jackass. There's always that asshole who it's like a meme, you know, it's some random funny meme, and then someone else has to be like, yeah, then he gets eaten in the middle of the, in the sky in a battle. I'm like, well, thanks. I had nothing to do with this meme, sir. Okay. Yeah, I hate that person for you. That's really annoying. Well, anyway, right now, the service is walking around the table and he's touching it Which I'm like, okay, I mean, that's fine, but like I feel like you shouldn't touch it

It's like a nice table and everything and I feel like you're just too young, you know, my god And there's such a child hater you even hate children who are like in line to the throne Well, I just you know, I just I just feel like sometimes I feel like in the U-shows, children should be seen and not hurt. None like necessarily, but in the U-shows. In life, in life, too. Seen and not touching things, but anyway. You're like, get out of this ain't a ball, kid.

This ain't a ball, kid. Right? All right. You fucking put your curled up. This ball pit is only for well-behaved children who will not jump around. They will merely wait around and then remove themselves after 20 seconds.

But when you're a walks in and Ranera's whole thing, every, again, every woman on this show, the way you know they're pregnant is they everywhere they walk, they put a hand on top of their, their bump. So she is, she's walking, she's got the hand. She's like, hello, I'm just gonna walk into a ring with my hand on my of their their bump. So she is she's walking, she's got the hand. She's like, hello, I'm just going to walk into a room with my hand on my thump again. I'm like, I have never seen.

I've seen women put hands on their bumps, of course, but I feel like all my pregnant friends do not walk everywhere, just like cradling their bump as they walk from room to room. Well, now that we've seen how so many people turn out on this show, they're probably doing it like it's a buzzer on press your luck, like no whambies, no whambies, just like rubbing it for luck. So he's touching Drift Mark on the map and she's like, there you are, get off realtor.com,

okay, stop overthinking this. And he's like, the seas snake is going to die, isn't he? And she's like, come on, Lucy. And he's like, I can't be Lord of the dives. I don't want to. It was a great assailor than I've ever lived. Wow. I go see sick watching ocean TV. I ruined everything. I got that. At which point, Ranera then changes her left hand for her right hand on her on her bump to her left hand she's like must have one hand on it at all time and she's like Luke, we don't choose our destiny Luke it chooses us and it's like a grandson that you choose whether to be you be his heir you told us so you told us so, you told us so. She's like, there we go. She said,

he's what's that I just want. You're a hot thin white man. It's your destiny to fail upwards. Please take this position. You didn't earn. Just accept it. So she's like, well, do you want to know the truth of it? I was very frightened. I was still and ten, same as you are now. I wasn't ready to be the queen of the seven kingdoms? But it was my duty. And in time, I came to understand I had to earn, okay, well, I didn't have to earn it. I had to, I had to pour kool-aid, basically, into somebody died. So basically what I did, right? Mother, you, you said that you were four and ten.

Which one is it? Will you atadler or an adolescence? No. Ford, do the math. Well, maybe you really answered it for Driftmark. Okay, I'm going to start pushing back on this one for you. Okay. Listen, I've already made it that you're going to rule the land with a broken chair.

A broken, really, call this chair, going to rule the land with a broken chair. A broken, what do you call this, chairs? A broken, bad, or a black chair, okay? I couldn't have picked a more broke down kingdom for you. All right. It's literally the easiest kingdom. Okay. Just show up. And if you're even three hours late, who cares?

It's called Drift Mark. The mark has drifted away from accuracy. No one cares about talking. It's literally just a buffet. It's called high tide. It's a buffet. It's a Steven buffet. You are just overseeing the buffet. That's all and She's like, but I can't be like you. I can't be like you. And she's like, listen, I'm not perfect. And you don't need to be either. Now come here and let me kiss your eye. As a symbol of the thing, you could have been missing that would have saved us from this whole mess in the first place.

I guess I guess I guess. I guess. So then a night walks in. He's like, good morrow, Princess. Well, Princess Radice has just arrived on dragonback and she urgently requests an audience with you and Prince Daemon. She's like, hello, so Laurent of house you've seen. Why is it that every time I get a guard they're bold? Why? Every single damn time are you all bold? Wait, it's just that the stress of taking an oath of the cloak just really causes all

of her to fall out. There's so much going on in our lives, you know. So then, so now Rainier's walks in and she's Ray Ray is like, might we hope for news of Circola's recovery? Surely you bring nothing but excellent news for me today. Nothing that will disturb me frightfully, right? The service is dead. Wow, wow, wow.

She's like, whoa. He's bedside manner. Damn, god damn, ladies. Rates, come on now. Come on, I mean, I know you walk it in some badass armor, but let's have some soft touches here. And so Ray Ray is like, uh, WTF obviously and Ray Nees is like, I agree with this role suit you. My cousin, your father, Mr. Jetson's neighbor, the cable man's greatest fear. New barista at the local Starbucks.

Possessed a kind heart. Very kind heart. And Ray, we're like, oh my God, I can't believe it. I mean, Jesus, I mean, he'd only lost an eye, a finger, a foot, an e-cout. I mean, I just didn't see this coming. Oh, man, well, thank God you only brought one piece of terrible news. And Rainy says like, there's more. Aegon has been crowned his successful.

And then so then Ray Ray is like, oh, sudden, on set, screenwriting, pregnancy issues. Yeah, so she starts having birth pains, or we don't know if it's kickstrap pains, but we can assume it's pains, right? Yeah, so she's like like birth pains or we don't know if it's kicks or pains, but we can assume it's pains, right? Yeah, so she's like they crowned egg on and demons like how did he die? And she's like, hmm, I could not say really. I mean the last thing I knew we were missing a few M&M's from on the table Next thing I knew they were in his eyes moving back and forth. It really was so disturbing. I have no idea.

Not sure how he died. I can't have that wonder if his generally decrepit state had something to do with it. Remember when we stood there for six hours as he walked across the room? Wonder if that had anything to do with the fact that he just killed over the next day. I don't know. I don't think the question here is, how did he die? I think the question here is, how did he live? Honestly. Like, we have no medical care. I mean, they put so many leeches on him.

They were moving his hands for him. All right, we... None of those leeches were ever accounted for. They just took up residence there. So how did he live? Exactly. I mean, the leeches lost their eyes and jeeks too. It was just terrible. I mean, you can only put so many on that man before it gets contagious. And they're like, well, how long ago did he die? She's like,

two days, three, I don't know. I was made prisoner in my quarter with no flipple flop as the queen made her preparations. I'm really not sure. Usually I measure life in flipple flop episodes. Who said you want? Christina or Terrix? Really? It's a command drum. Well, I'll just say this. The series has been slain, says Damon.

And Ray Ray is like, so did you declare for, did you declare for Aegon? And she's like, ah, she's just like, I did not. I refused her. I would not do that. And Damon's like, ah, she's just like, I did not, I refused her, I would not do that. And demons like, but you're still alive and renees is like, okay, so next time when I come over,

please watch the previous leads, because it was all explained there, okay, so with the high septum, the crowned Aegon in front of everyone, I was downstairs, which I know, just go with it, I know I said I was in my quarters, but I was also downstairs and I was on drag and went up through the floor, which was also the roof, scared everyone, could have burned the herthing down and boarded all this mess, but decided, you know what, I'd rather have a bad ass moment where I just go, hmm, then fly off. It was great. And she said, wait, they're quarantined in front of the masses. I guess the drag campaign I told you. All right, I mean, she mean, talk about being willing to make a mess.

I don't know if they thought that thing was going to turn into a food fight or what, but dragon pit it was. So, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, well, a war is like to be fought over this treachery to be sure, but it will not be started by me. Now listen, I could have gone straight to the mall, but I came here to warn you and said, so can I get some points? Thank you. I mean, I could have really honestly done this all online, but I believe in brick and mortar, so I came here, okay? So by the way, the greens are coming for you Ray Ray and your children. You should leave Dragonstone. Good luck with that. Okay. Nice. So now,

but now Ray Ray, she's like, ah because she's having pregnancy pains, so Because she's having pregnancy pains, so because I guess the stress of all this is really, it's just, even though it was deeply anticipated and not a surprise at all, it's still like a lot for her. So now she's in her white robes, like her giving birth robes that they put them in at this time. And the maestor's all concerned,

because it's like premature, because it's premature, and he's like, this should not be happening. And she's like, it's fucking happening. You gotta love the doctors in this kingdom. Okay. Has the doctor, do the doctors say anything that's not completely obvious? How do I have to have it far from complete?

This should not be happening. Well, thanks, you know, that's why you have a penthouse, because of those like in brains may start. So then her mains and midwives and all that are like, we can do this. We've done it five times before.

What the six should just slide on out by now, shouldn't it? There's a lot of toxic positivity. You'll be great. It's fine. It'll be fine. Keep your spirits up, no problem, there won't be any different than before, no issues whatsoever. Live laugh, love, live laugh, love, love, love, love, love,

really just have to go in order. Just get the thing out of me. So she's screaming in the background and then the kids, Lucy and Jake are practicing swords on the beach, swording, and Rainey's calls them in and I just want Rainey's there all the time. I mean, I even love having some calls with kids in. She's like,

Blue, Jake, no mother, me, Joe. It's not me, I don't know. She just has control of every situation, you know? She just knows. She just knows how to call kids in from the sand, like from every situation, you know? She just knows. She just knows how to call kids in from the sand, like from the beach, you know? So now the kids go up to where Rere is, sort of like trying to get birth

and they're like, like mom, and she's like, oh fuck! Sorry kids, sorry. Anyway, your grand-sire, King Viseras has passed and the Greens have repudiated the succession and cleaned the Iron Throne. So Aegon has been crowned King and yeah, you're in my new air. Go play, go play, go play now. So she's like, oh, and by the way, Jake, my claim goes to you next. So nothing is to be done without my command. I mean,'s like, uh, okay, so they leave and then Luke, you still get the out of on Macchia. Just so you know, out of on Macchia, so going for you. He's like, no! I'm seeing a sick just thinking about it!

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Um, probably, because I just said man talking to Damon because I was like too lazy to look up. I was like, I just don't get a lot of damn new people today. Baramus, Baramus. He's like a Ravenfluen. The season X fever has broken and he has left for here. And Damon's like send Ravens to allies. So she's like, Damon and,

sure, no in the back, no, this is, oh, she's screaming. Oh, she's not like Damon. Listen to me. She's like, damn it. It's like a whole scene's going on and she's whaling in the background. Oh, dude.

This was just fucking heart-wrenching to watch this, you know? It's like the next day we're like, oh, no, no, no. But oh my god, this was so tough to sit through. Like, can a woman catch a break on this show? Just once? Have we ever seen it where they're just like, I don't know, like you hear some moms talking about it,

like volleyball games where they're like, it's one of me tell you, I mean, everyone says it was hard. I loved being pregnant, it was amazing. And when that baby was ready, it just gave a little knock on my belly and for sure it was great It even came out dressed. I mean it came out dressed had a little bonnet on and a tiny little iron started ironing his own clothes It was amazing not on this show. Yeah, I just don't I feel like the creators of this show are really

Revealing in the torture porn of childbirth. And people keep on saying, no, but it's a good reminder of how difficult it was to give birth in those days. I'm like, in those days, it's not a real days. That's not real history. Not saying that like, it's not that like one thing's not

real, so nothing's real. Come on. But no, but meaning that like, people are acting like it's real history and it's not to say that childbirth would therefore be easier in a fantasy world. But I feel like this point, this point that these guys are trying to make, like look how hard childbirth is. It's like, yes, we know this. And I don't feel, I feel like they're less making that point and more just like, reveling and being able to show something really grotesque on screen.

And they do it at the beginning of the season and the end as if it's something poetic. Like, oh, we're bookended by this. Guess what? This births all the time. There's babies all the time. We're seeing babies on the show all the time. So I didn't find it to be particularly poetic. I just felt like they were just, like,

I don't know, I felt like they were just using something incredibly painful and difficult and hard and just trying to get cheap thrills off of it, to be honest. Well, she's screaming in the background. Answer, you're saying, Laurent, it's like, did you want to speak to the doctor maybe? Go check on your wife, I mean, Fabio for me, I'm the new bald guy here. But would you like to do anything that you should do right now? I mean, you have become a big hot throb of the internet. It would be just horrible to see become the villain that you're supposed to be this entire time. And he's like, no, I'm going to flat-river lands. And so Jake is there. And he's like, you will do no such thing. Mother has to creep. No action to

be taken while she's in bed. Also, Lucy will probably ruin Driftmark. Stop! Sorry, I had to. So then, Demons, like, well, come with me. I'm going to show you the true meaning of loyalty. Loyalty points that is, I've got 10 and I'm entitled to a free foot long at the subway down the street. So they go outside and there's like two nights there. And Damien's standing with them and the kids are watching. And Damien's like, you, you, you saw, oh, there's nights of the King's God. And they demons like, you, you, you saw an oath

as Knights of the Kings God. And they're like, yes, yes, yes, we did the white cloak. We did the white cloak. It's beautiful, kept it clean, and pretty amazing, considering all the travel we've been doing. But it's clean, so all the oath. He's like, I'll show you the true meaning of loyalty, boys. All right, Knights, do you still like stinky, stinky smelly green

or do you like black? And they're like, Matt, do you still like stinky, stinky smelly green or do you like black? And they're like, ah, black, it's like good, you're not dead yet. Now, F-Mary Kill, green black, Alison Feet boobs. So that's too many. Oh, trick question, I've got it.

All right, A, B, or C, green feetet Black. This is getting more confusing. If you betray us, I will put you with this dragon. And the dragon's like, ha ha ha, okay. Okay. We're with you, buddy. Yeah, yeah, that's loyalty. It's just literally loyalty by fire.

So, putting the fear of death into people, so they don't cross you. Yeah. So, now. Right down the listen. Hey kids, I want to have a talk about loyalty. Threaten to murder people if they betray you. Okay, have fun at school, have fun.

Well, that's how you get loyalty with fear. So, Ray Ray now, this is like again, cross cut. She's in labor and she is now like pushing really hard, she's in extreme pain and it's doing, now they're doing this arctic thing where she's having some flashes like a dragon being like, you know, when she's trying to give birth so she's like, it's like push, push, push, and I thought like, is she going to give birth to a dragon or something like that but it's just, it was just like an artsy moment. So they're like, you shouldn't do the saloon princess and she's like, get out, she's screaming at everybody. And then the, oh, this is just so hard. So basically, she starts,

she's standing like kind of squatting, trying to get the baby out. And she does, she pulls it out by the head. And then it just drops to the floor. This is just rough as usual. It's just like another week on this show. So she cradles the baby and then Damon comes in and he's doing that typical like I'm a man and I'm feeling things but I'm going to feel them behind a column. I never have to show them and you can just infer that I'm feeling deeply like move your eyes over there This not only your wife that just went through that. It's also your niece and probably your sister cousin and Mother yeah, and future dog. It's gonna come out again. I

Didn't like I have to say I didn't understand the point of any of this. Like I didn't understand why we were subjected to having to watch this. Like I don't know what's supposed to be character building to show that she, like the pain that she goes through. I didn't mean to show. I felt like the trauma that she's enduring again, like her dad just died. Now she just pulled her own deceased child from herself.

It's like, what else can I, I think it's just like, okay, well, you know, only way to go is up. Don't, you know, you got this. And then this shit just shitting on her head. Yeah, I felt like it was really there just to, instead of reaction, like a visceral reaction out of us. It's a game of death. Yeah, but I thought like it was really there just to a list of a reaction, like a visual reaction out of us. It's a game of death. Which does mean-

Yeah, but I thought like cynically I was kind of like that's like shitty to me. And I mean, like where does it be, you know, suddenly she's pregnant and now suddenly she's having this traumatic, terrible, tragic, birth scene. And but like the actual pregnancy itself, we barely even got a chance to care about like oh what like what is involved with this so I don't know again I just felt like it was it just felt gratuitous to me and not like in a and I don't say that in a way of like oh my goodness I'm clutching my pearls I'm so offended by the gratuitous violence I felt gratuitous and that like I felt like they were just trying to like make us go ew just for the sake of it so you know or not even ew but more like for some

people really illicit like a very strong emotional reaction that's probably tied to some you know very real life experiences and I just kind of felt like that was shitty of them. So Damon's outside walking all sad on the beach and then it keeps cutting between him crying and then her crying but apart from each other they're not together. And then we see the funeral and the pyre you know and then guess who comes. The night walks up the hill and he's got like a little metal button on his on his night helmet. So I don't know why anybody didn't know who he was. button on his on his mic helmet. So I don't know why anybody didn't know who he was.

But it was one of the bun twins and this one's airing within e and he's like, I mean no harm, brothers. Has any man and a man bun ever meant to harm to anybody? So he takes off his mask hat thing and he's like, Damon, any boughs and he's like, look what I've carried in my pocket. Thank God for the return of cargo shorts. A crown, a crown. You know, we're at a baby funeral right now, like, could you maybe like wait like till the afternoon or something? I feel like the timing on this is not great. So, but they basically put the crown on Rere and you know it's and then Damien's like

my queen and then you know everyone starts bowing down as like this big momentous like she is the queen. Everyone bows except for Rheni's. Rheni's just sort of stands and is like I'm gonna look at you proudly but I also shall not bow. Yeah andhmm. Yeah, and she's like, I'll stand across the room and just kind of smile at you. Mm-hmm. Like I don't know what's going on. Yeah, because she has not decided. Her house has not decided yet.

So she's waiting and I just gotta say, you know, the husbands on this show are never romantic, are they? Like it's like, hey, we can be powerful together. Wanna fuck, wanna fuck in a brothel? Yeah, let's get like, hey, we can be powerful together. What a fuck, what a fucking brothel. Yeah, let's get married, okay? That's how that happens. But then you got Manban, who's really just an employee. And he's like, I swear towards the queen

with all my strength and give my blood for hers. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall guard her secrets. I shall not watch Netflix without her. I shall obey her commands. I will not watch Netflix without her. I shall obey her commands. I will clean the counters and load the dishwasher at night and empty it in the morning. I will write it aside, defend her name, occasionally brush her hair if she needs help and honor her. I'm like, well, Mary fucking man, man.

We wouldn't do. He won't even hold your hand when you're miscarried. He sounds like a great guy, despite the man button, you know? Yeah, I've got you to man button, so I'm not a man button hater anymore. I love man buttons now. Yeah, they can be, they can be really hot on the right guy, you know. I find that they're a sign of character and they also look like a bell at a hotel reservation stand when you need something? You're just like, ggggg.

Yeah, I like this. No, ma'am. Yeah. I like something that reminds you you can be serviced. So, so now Ray, she's walking through a dark corridor and she like, she goes like the,

the map room, the table, the painted table, and they let the fire under it. So the whole table comes to life. It's like very beautiful. It's bad at rest. And how come they didn't do that on a regular game? It's like, no, it doesn't come with instructions, you know?

And who are what's her buttons? Didn't know, Coliseum. Yeah, she didn't know that those candles on the ground are supposed to go into the table. Yeah, it's like a whole design. It's a shame. It's like she never realized there was night mode on her iPhone, you know?

Like there's all this functionality that she just missed out on, you know, so So she enters and then we got a big old queen Renea Tagallian first of a name queen of the Andos and the Rona in the first name and then Ladies of the seven I mean the lady of the seven kingdoms protector of the realm Ladies of the seven, I mean, the lady of the seven kingdoms protector of the realm, go her to the library of person who needs to get her oil, change it and rotate her tires. The tires do need to be rotated. You really should look into it for your alignment. And she needs to do that.

Go over kerbs. It's like, all right, all right, I got it. My alignment's off. Jesus Christ. Can I just go to the table? So she's walking to the table for the first time with this huge staff and council on everything. And I really like that. She's like, YouTube bailer. She takes the girls with her, which I really love. So they also around the table and she's looking around and she's like, what is our standing god damn this is a big

kingdom? Really? Why is the hunk good so far from the Starbucks? Has no one complained about that before? Do we have zoning here? Is there a zoning person here? You know it's actually quite difficult to take this all in, you know it's just like a lot of information. You ever go to a restaurant and you look at the menu and you feel like you're just looking at the menu, not reading the menu. That's why I feel with this map. I'm looking for pre-fix menu table instead of a dinar middle of the night, 10-page menu, sort of a thing. What a set.

Does this table zoom in? Can we get better detailed now? We just combine some of these kingdoms make it easier. So you know, they're like, we've got 500 men at the freeway. We've got another 100 crossbow people on the bridges. We've got three people in home goods. They're really not stationed there, but they do want to look good. Yeah, home goods very big in this kingdom.

Very. Yeah, they said there's some good deals on big candles that they think could be used for the army. Can you tell I need to go to home goods? Like I just, I'm gonna mention it every other sentence. I hate when your real life errands get in your way. And then the, so they're all talking about the things that they can do. Because they've got enough people to defend drag and stuff,

but not enough to actually conquer King's Landing or anything. So there's a maester. I don't know why the maester is involved in this planning. I'm like, you're a doctor, sir. But I guess he's like a man of wisdom. And so he's like, It's like I say attack them with leeches.

Lots of leeches. Locked the leeches. Trust them over there. Nothing, but leeches in T. Oh, I know. We'll pour a T solution into their water supply. That's what we do. So she's like, who do we have on our side? And he's like, well, we have declarations from a bunch of people, but they all kind of suck. I wouldn't really trust them.

You know, and here's Game of Thrones. You know, they, they're Keltigar and Stormington and Matthew and Dr. and Paramah and Fla-Bah and Ketabah and Kutabah and then Lila. So are you just making these words up? I am. Yes. I'm just trying to prove my worth, worthfulness here. Oh, we've got one man bun out of two, which really doesn't make a burger, does it?

I'm not really sure what to tell you. So she's like, well, my lady mother was an errand, so they'll be on our side. And she's like, okay, well, I've sent Ravens to Lord Grover. And she's like, well, Grover's very fickle and easily swayed. So he'll need to a short of our strength and that we'll support him in war and promise him will never, will never make another purple mubbit.

Have you spoken to Lord Elmo? Because I hear here's can be very persuasive to Lord Grover. And she's like, oh God, Lord Barrett of Bramphine, we'll need to remind him of his father's promises, won't we? Surely that'll be very easy. We'll just send somebody over who's in no danger at all, promise him nothing. And basically just didn't really veiled threats. Just send him some of that. It should work out great. Just remind him that his father, at some point, many years ago, made a vague promise.

And everyone in this kingdom holds up vague promises. So it shouldn't be a problem. What's so ever, I think? So we should do that. Yeah. So then everyone's like, so then people are putting things on the table. They're very authoritative. It's like when so then, like people are putting things on the table. They're like very authoritative.

It's like when you're gonna claim your seat at a conference table and a big meeting, you put your cup down, you're like, I'm gonna sit here. So, and then you just stand up and keep talking. You're like, my apple's there. So, yeah, yeah, that's my seat. Right in the middle. That's my apple.

I've never seen you eat an apple, Ronnie. I carry it around. Sorry. Okay. I'm not gonna not talk before the meeting starts. Apple. I got the seat in your outlet, sorry. So, so there's a lot of like putting things in the table.

I've got that in you. You totally do that, don't you? You're an outlet seat stealer. I'm like the person who's always by the door. No, I'm by the outlet. I'm like my speech arch at all time. I'm like, I'm running a hospital over here. So I like being by the door because I like when someone inevitably opens that door, you can hear what people are talking about outside the door. I think copies to seven. Or whatever. I'm like, someone sending copies to seven. Have you ever heard of the Toast Masters?

Toast Masters is a national organization where The lots of local chapters where people go and they can like practice their their public speaking and they like tell they make speeches or tell like little stories and it's all about like helping that But you you're just. And my friend had in, she was having an issue with public speaking, so she decided to join Toastmasters, and I visited her, and she's like, Hey, you're going to just have to come to my Toastmasters meeting with me. I was like, Sure. And so when you go in, the Toastmasters have this entire, it's actually like Game of Thrones. They're like the bear of arms.

Like everyone has a very kind of medieval title in there. Like you are the vice chair of the Toast of the regional Washington DC Toastmasters. And since I was new, they made me like like the martial, the Toastmasters martial or something like that. And my job was to sit by the door. And if people came in and open the door for them, I'll ask the door for them. So when you say my job was to sit by the door, and if people came in, I would open the door for the middle of the door for them.

So when you say, you like to sit by the door, I was like, I have actually had the official duty of sitting by the door. And for the toast, Matt. So that's impressive. And you still want to sit by the outlet. It's like you didn't even know what you had. You know?

I had an official title for it too. It was great. It's time for commercial. It's time for it too, it was great. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So they've gone over all these people. I'm reigning, I was like, well, what news have driftmock? Reinis. And reinis is like, well, Lord Golis is on his way back.

Yeah. And they're like, to declare for his queen, surely. And she's like, well, the fleet is in my husband's yo. He decides where the fleet is. And she's like, well, we shall pray for you and your husband's support, just as we prayed nightly for your husband's good health. And secretly, you can't hear this because it's only my inside voice, but a decent gay bar, wherever we sent your son. Don't hate me. So then they're just talking more about, you know, like Damon started talking about the Lannisters, they have no friends with Lannisters because Thailand

has worked too long for the hand and like auto needs the auto needs the Lannisters, fleed and and while it likes being on there, a commenter told us last week, so these Lannister boys, the one who's Thailand, the one who's in council is different than the one who was giving the Poking stick as a gift their twins. That's Jason. Yeah, for fuck's sake with this show. Come on Did they even have that many twins back then? Did they have fertility treatments back then because something that what causes a lot of twins these days? Yeah, you know, I do remember in that episode We did see that there were twins, but like, at this point,

why do we really need them to be twins? I know maybe the book says that there are twins, but come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, because as far as I can tell, has Jason done anything since, have we seen Jason? Where is Jason?

He's just a drunk ol' pole giver. That's what he is. He's just sitting around getting wasted at parties, trying to pass off poles to people. He's like, hey, you want this pole? So then, um, Damien is like, well, the riverland is central. And then John Cleese is there, some new old guy. And he's like, forgive me, but talk of men is moot because your cause owns a power that has not been seen in the soil since the days of old Vilaria. And everyone just dares at him and he's like, Dragons, what do you think I was talking about? Slides draws, slide whistles. Do you think I was talking about conditioner?

Come on, dragons, come on, you guys have dragons for a while. Welcome, now. You think I was talking about welcome mass, although we are the first with welcome Matt and god damn it. They help home goods home goods, you know, it's very convenient. You have to drive very far to get there if you're going to get a coffee in the same day, but still great mention. This is where Damon is like well that's true. I mean they have three adults, but we have Syrax and Caraxys and Elise and Flufloff and Picklejar and Pyrex and Durex and Chlorox etc. And Moon Dancer. Corn syrup. Stemia. So then the night is like, well your sons have the max air axe calm axe to raxies

IKEA Flirt Flint arc Poang Poang which was named after one of IKEA's creations Braila has moon dancer. I was like moon dancer And sir for dancers like a you know Dancer has like sparkly stickers on it, like, you know, like braids.

Yeah, Moon Dancer is like the perfect dragon that you have on your Trapper Keeper picture. You know, Moon Dancer annoys all the other dragons. You just know, at first of all, Moon Dancer is always talking about going to incense shops and like maybe talk about have like, oh my god, I'm a burning man this year. And everyone's like, come on, we're dragons. We're more hardcore than this moon dancer. Because no, you got to change your reality. Okay, it's great.

So Ray Ray is like, none of our dragons have been to war guys. Trainings kind of important. Okay. And Damon's like, well, also, sorry, they're still more dragons, all right? Lots of unclean dragons, lots of strays around. We've got sea smoke. Also, we're working on that name. You know, sea smoke and moon dance are kind of hang out,

no one really likes them, but sea smoke still resides on Driftmark somewhere. I mean, I'm not really sure where, but it's a giant dragon, sure we can figure that out somehow. Yeah, I think it's funny that they can't find where some of these dragons are. And so then Ray Ray is like, well, who is to ride them? And she goes, and Damon's like, well, Dragonstone has 13 to their 4. And I also have a school of dragon eggs incubating in the dragon mount.

So there's all that too. Listen, we need to place together a toe hoe. And from there, we can just take over with our dragons. Yeah. And Eric is like your craze. A ship has been sent and it's called three headed dragons on it and Damon's like, I let the watch show us on the skies. So now it's another bridge meeting with auto. Auto is never going to make it across that town bridge.

So auto comes marching. That's a creepiest bridge because it's got that it's got this really long hand rails to it's just a very claustrophobic bridge. So he comes and it's another face off with demon and he's like I come up to be heast of the Dauwaja queen mother of King Egan the second of his name Jizaron heads Christina Vrychi lord and pretend you're the seven kingdoms. his name, Jizz Ronheads, Christine Elvrici, Lord and Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. I've been directed to deliver her message only to Ray Ray. Where's Ray Ray? And then Ray Ray tries her old trick of sharing auto with the dragon. And perfectly choreographed too. I mean, she emerged just as he said, where is the princess?

She just timed it. It's like those airplanes that fly over stadiums right at the end of the national anthem. It's like she's doing it. Hey, if they can do it at the Amigo Air Show and I'll pass it Texas right near it can handle it. She can do it with a dragon, okay? So she does the whole fly around thing and then she lands on that little wall.

I don't know how that wall can support a dragon, but it does, I don't know how it's wide enough that the dragon, I don't get it. I don't know how that wall can support a dragon, but it does, I don't know how it's wide enough that the dragon, I don't get it. I don't know how she gets off the dragon and doesn't fall off the wall, but whatever. You're really too attached to realistic things in game. I think so.

I know. It's really hard. It's hard for me. It's not, how does that girl swung a dragon? Where do they have dragons? Dragons aren't real. It's like, how does the dragons stay on a wall? Because I accept the reality of the dragon.

I accept the dragon reality, but then they also want me to accept their shifting wall of reality. And I'm like, no, you have to decide. Because they cannot. Because they can't back in the day, which I know you say is not a real time, you're confusing me more with this show. Because now I'm thinking back in the day, but I'm like, you can't say that because it's just

to make up time. Maybe it's in the future. We don't know. But anyway, back in the day, everything wasn't made of like fucking chipboard or whatever that stuff is called, where they just shove a bunch of wood together. What's that called? Press board. Yeah, it's press board. Or something like that. This is real stone, all right. That's how staying up. It is real. 100% stone. So this is good stone. Okay. I mean, you know, so definitely the list price for this place is gonna add a few zeros to it because of that stone. You're like, what kind of an L wrench do they use to put that bridge together? No, this is stone. Okay. This is an Ikea splurge. Splurge. Bridge. Okay.

I just, I just, I just question, I question the, it's ability to hold a dragon. Listen, I can look the other way when it comes to dragons flying. I can't look the other way with physics, okay? But I guess I do because the flying. But you know. So she showbots for a while, you know, does a few loop deluses. She's like, figure mate, and then she comes down. And of course, the dragon's got a roar. This is striking, that's how they do. And so, Otto's like, princess right Neera. Oh, really? I'd like to see your daughter do it. Okay?

Get your loser daughter, Allison, to do it. Okay, your foot hook or daughter. I'd like to see that, sir. Mm-hmm. And she goes, I'm Queen Renera now. And you are all traders to the realm. And so Otto's like, well, King Aeg Queen Reneer now, and you are all traitors to the realm. And so Otto is like, well, King Aegon Targaryen, Serkend of his name, in his wisdoms and desires for peace and ejaculation, is offering terms.

Ignorage Aegon as King and swear a basins before the onthrone, and in exchange you'll give you an umbrella that you can hold as you walk under his willet window. Yeah, I mean, it's like, well, you'll get to keep Dragon Stone. That will pass your true born son, Lucerus will be confirmed to drift, Mark. Your son's Damon will also, Damon and the other one will also be given high places and court. One of them can pour some Kool-Aid every once in a while.

One can clean the cups. One can hold the cups. One can wet the lipstick off of the cups, one can hold the cups, one can wipe the lipstick off of the cups, lots of cups, things to do for your children. Yeah, and demons like I would rather feed my sons to the dragons than have them carry shields and cups for your drunken usurper, cut fitness of a king. Which outline really hits differently after you've seen the end. I'd rather feed my sons to the dragons than have them carry shields and cups for

your drunken usurper cut fitness of a king. So I was like, well, egg on Targaryen sits the iron throne. He wears the conquerors crown. He wears the conquerors. Oh, he has the conquerors name. He was anointed by a septum of the faith in front of the thousand and at conquerors bar and grill. And there is a name after him, a gold conqueror. He literally has the conqueror edition of the

iPhone. He has BMW conquerors class. He got the new limited edition gap by Conqueror collaboration jacket. Beautiful. So any symbol of legitimacy belongs to him. And then there's stark, totally brandy. And I'll just wait for everybody to let those names go ding, ding, ding, ding, the houses that have also received and are considering news from their king. It's like, why? That IPR spin. It's like, you are considering what we've told them. We don't really know yet.

Very Hollywood. Very Hollywood. Very Hollywood. When you speak to writers out here in Hollywood, they're like, oh my, what are you working on? Oh my God. So George Clooney's assistant has my script on her desk right now. So, do a lot. And that's by the way, people say that all the time, stiff stuff like that.

Including me. So then Ray is like, she's like, well, guess what? Stock, Tully, and Barathe, Baratheon all swore to me 20 years ago. When I was a child, it was actually a lot of people who are dead now, but they did do it. It's a really good swear. It'll work. It helps us. I mean, Arda's like, Stan Oaths will not put you on the Iron Throne princess.

The succession changed the day your father sighed or some. I only regret that you and he were the last to see the truth of it. You're big dumb dumb. And she's like, I'm, she marches after him. And she takes off his stupid hand pin and she throws it off the bridge. And she's like, you are no more hand than egg on his king. You are no more hand than the king's hand was a hand. By the time he left. All right. I think was just leeches and right? I think it was just leeches and black stumps. He's like, well, that was a one-over-kind pin. I'm a little mad about that. But either way, either way, grandmeister, so the grandmeister comes like a little, looks like a letter. And then she, he hands it over and she unfurls it. And guess what it is

It's the page from the book that she tore off Back in the first episode. Yes. I'm surprised Allison didn't try and have her arrested with that shit By the way remember when you tore out that page in the book a rested bitch All right, listen, we might not have brought the dragons turns out much like Al Capone got caught by the text authority You got caught by the book page ripper association. I'm sure they're going to page ripper. The karma is come and do. I'm like, you know what, Alison, maybe it's time to start like researching tape, okay?

We had this page all the time, tape it back in. It's so allosant to to be like, oh look, I ripped out, you ripped out this page and I got mad about it. And that's what I kept all this. Like she thinks it's something like romantic. You know, like, remember that paid that time when we were just young girls and that page was such a big deal to me. But really, it's like, Allison, after all these years, you're just trying to, you're still holding onto something you got pissed off about all those days ago. Yeah, Allison. Yeah, grow up, Allison, and put

on some socks for Christ's sake. So Damon's like, well, she can have an answer now, stuffed in her father's mouth with his withered cock. Let's end this fast. Damon's like really on one today. Like he's really. Literally everything that happens, Damon is the biggest negative, uh, inferno. Extra, like when even when Rainey's came in she's like, well guess what? You're bad, Dodd. Some of kill them. Okay. Well, you know, now the king whatever egg on his been crown that motherfucker killed my brother and now He just like jumps to the worst conclusions every time and now it's oh, yeah, you want an answer? Well, Stefan it's goddamn math with this cock his weather cock

I know he's he's like a very angry sports fan his team just did not make it into the playoffs Yeah, he's tipping over a fucking Volkswagen So so then he like draws a sword and he's like, it's like, Eric, bring me Lord Hyatt Howe, so I may have the pleasure of myself. So Eric, so Eric, oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were saying so Eric. I said, so Eric, me?

Yes, you're the Eric, you're the Eric here. No, I'm actually Eric. Which Eric do we have here? It's Eric. So, so Eric, this is my self. Sirac's here is the, you know, season fighting. So he's like, and then everybody's pointing swords at each other. And she's like, oh god, Damon, put the sword down.

Jesus, I'm so sorry. He did this when fucking Uber each showed up too. I mean, he's just sold happy. What can I say, I you? So she's like, they would have my answer on the morrow. And that's it. She just walks off. And Damon is like, they would have my answer on the morrow. And that's it. She just walks off and Damon's like, ah! I was like, on the mo- do you mean tomorrow?

Is that the same as on the morrow? Yes. Okay, just clarify. Thank you. So, bad night. So, the map table thing, Damon's like, listen, it's no easy thing for a man to be a dragon slayer, but dragons can kill dragons and the Avkyl dragons. Some dragon dragon fight. Dragon dragon fight. You know, some people are doing it with children, we're doing it with dragons. Hopefully we just keep going larger until humanity can just agree on something small that will eat anyway. Chickens maybe.

Turtles, I don't know. People shot for a turtle bite. Maybe a turtle race. I don't know. So basically he's like, look, we have more dragons than the egg on his dragons. And a ray rays like, yes, but the serious new history is a new them quite well. And when dragons go to war,

everything is burned to the ground. And I do not wish to rule over a kingdom of ash and bone foreshadowing to Calisi. Him I write everyone. A little bubble pops up of Calisi just like, so they're like, so are you considering her terms? Like, what are you saying? And she's like, well, as a queen, what is my duty to the realm? Bartomas is like, um, looking hot in a crown, never having to clean up after yourself, moving the hungers closer to the star, but what else come on? And, and basically, I'm like, that's your father talking. And she's like, my father's dead. And he chose me as his successor to film the realm, not to cast it into war and he's like well the enemy has declared war what are you going to do about it she's like clear the room it's not

gonna have a one-on-one talk it's serious so then rainy so so funny so everybody's leaving a rainy since the last and she passes them and she's like hmm just gives a little smile like oh god couple spot love it I'll be right out here listening she's like, mm-hmm, just gives a little smile. I'm like, oh God, couple's fight, love it. I'll be right out here listening. She's the lowest exeter on the show. She always is the last one to leave the room. And she's always giving you a look like she just punked you. Like glad I started this fight,

even without saying anything. Mm. I know, I'm not gonna pretend to two children to come in from outside. Mm-hmm. My favorite thing. I know I'm not going to tell two children to come in from outside. My favorite thing. So she's like, oh my God.

Can we try to take throne without putting high terrorists head on a spike? Okay. And he's like, why aren't you mad? And she's like, I'm not going to declare war just because I'm mad. And he's like, it's all duty. And so she's like, listen, you know that my oath here reaches beyond my personal ambitions and he's like hmm well what do you think wars for kill people or what else murder them what else shove with it cocks and mouths what else is there more than shoving with it cocks and mouths really have what about uh hello the song of ice and fire the most important secret in all the realm for some reason don't you know the song of I'm everyone knows the song of ice and fire

I mean it is said that if you don't know the song of ice and fire you're pretty much an impotent man am I right? She's like you know song of ice and fire the coming war against the darkness and the north, the conqueror's dream, you know. The series shared it to me when he named me A. You know, come on, come on. What are we just charades it? Do you not remember the dream that said someday the Starbucks will have a drive through? You don't even have to get out of your car. It was all put off a vision. Well, come on, you have to keep up here. So he grabs her by the throat and starts strangling her, which that's great. I love him.

I love him. I love him. We make heroes out of such terrible fucking people. Like we didn't. We'll see this coming. We're like, oh my god, he's so cute. Well, according to Ryan Condol, the reason why he did that is because he loved his brother so much.

And in that moment, he realizes that his brother didn't feel safe sharing that secret with him and like that sense of betrayal and hurt bubbles up. And that's what he does. So I don't care what your fucking was. Sarah stopped strangling your wife. Okay. This is not fucking court worth the very end. They're like, Oh, yeah, he's a big murderer. But you know what? His mom was mean to him when he was. I don't give a fuck, okay? A lot of people. So.

Yeah, sorry you're not up on your gossip. Doesn't mean you get to triangle your wife, okay? Yeah, and I wonder why your brother didn't trust you, by the way, Damien. Yeah, calm down. Also be more chill. Stuffer of withered cocks and mouths. If there is a secret that is being told to you

and you don't know it, you don't choke the person that's telling you just sort of be like, oh yeah No, I totally know all about it, but refresh me a little bit about how it goes again. That's what you do And he's like, well my brother was a slave to his own and his poor ten son anything to make his back Did he seem to kind of talk like that this? I can't have like a maybe I just noticed it but his voice maybe because he doesn't talk very much But he's like my brother was a slave to his old men's and his boydance.

And he says, anything to make his feckless reign appear to have a purpose. Dreams don't make us kings. Dragons do. I think maybe Damon had, for the first time in the history of the entire fantasy genre, a little cold. Because you know, in fantasy, you get like a very terrible illness and then you die. Or in the season, you get like a great over some shit.

But like you don't get just like, oh I just have a little cold. I just came down and there's something that's fine, I'll work through it. You just don't get those. You're like bleeding from the eyes and then you fall like that. He's like, no I'm just a little congested today. That's all allergies. So he drops her and she's like, ow, and she's like, oh my God, he never told you. He didn't tell you, did he? And he walks off all pissed off and just takes his sword on the way out. Yeah, so then we see Coralus. Coralus has finally made it here to Dragonstone

and he's like waking up in his bed. He's survived his near-death experience. And Rhaenis is like asleep. She's like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then he sees her, and then the first thing out of his mouth is some passive aggressive bullshit.

He's like well I've had men whipped for falling asleep on their watch. She's like don't try me. I was having a really good dream. She was like you abandoned me when I most needed you both of our children stolen from us. I needed you Our children needed you and then you abandoned us to go and and fled your house to see and he's like what? I don't know how many words to turn she's like I'm your wife skipping! you want me to sit there in that stupid room with that stupid out of her own neck chair that I want to get rid of so desperately no I had to

go out to the high seas I had to go see where I once killed Shelley DeVol. my butt has never been flatter. And she's like, I'm so mad at you. Here, let me give you a sponge bath. So she does. And he's like, well, I understand we have a new king now. She's like, well, your brother's dead too, by the way. Because in haste to bury you and claim your seat, he stood before the king, denounced

Lane or Suns as illegitimate. I mean, what immediate? My damn cut off is it. So I hope you had a safe trip. It's water-want. It's water-want. Welcome back from your karma, everyone died and you're stupid. So he's like all upset under the animo. He goes, well, heedless ambition has always been over Larry and we can do you really need to say heedless

right now, the guy just got decapitated. You were right, Renees. I've reached too far and full nothing. Pursuit of the Iron Throne is at a, is it at an end? Thank you, everyone. Good night. Good night. How's the Dragon fans? We are done here. Well, we should be the clap for no one.

We shall return to high tide to be content with all her grandchildren. She's like, uh, too late, steampagne, cause our grandchildren are here. So this drone now, and they're going to get killed if A. Guns the King. And he's like, Oh, but Rayna was complicit in awesome stuff. Right. I always still mad at that. I forget what we're not bad. I forget what we're mad about when I'm not with you she's like yes but she's also the only one keeping this kingdom together because all these asshole men want to go to war and she's the

old one that's kind of like chilfer moment okay so then speaking of which we then go to the war room and there's Ray Ray at the table and all the guys are talking and now Coralus is joined with Reneis. Reneis is like, hmm, yeah. And he's like, my lords, my lords. And Ray Ray is like, oh, well, you know, brings much relief to see you, Helen, healthy again. He's like, well, can I just say, whatever boat he was on had a great salon. His hair looks perfect. How is this guy been floating around near death for all this time? He's like, hello, it's me. I may have a cane, but I've also got perfect hair

He looks fab. You know he has got the cane, but everything else looks you know like looks like it's functioning quite well So he gives a little speech and he looks over at the kids. He's like so Sorry about your dad by the way where's your brother's been, don't call his been, whatever, where's your little dragons and the attic partner. She's like, he's busy, what do you want? And he's like, so you're declared allies, huh, I'm looking here at the game board, too few to win a war for the throne. And she's like, well, we're also hoping for Aaron, Braphian and stock, you know, they promised and he's like, well, help us for dopes and that's why it rhymes.

So she's like, but Aaron, but Aaron and the Braphian, they shared that with my family and they all swore oaths to me everyone uphodes oaths in this time and gross as like, as did House Hightower. A burn, burn, burn. She's like, you promised too. And he's like, and he looks over at the kids. And he's like, your father's realm was one of justice, honor, and body parts falling off. And our houses are bound by a common blood and common cause. Hi, Tower Treeson cannot stand. You have the full support of a fleet and a house.

You're great. Well, that was a pivot. Two seconds ago, he's like, I can't wait to retire and watch Netflix. Now he's like, I'm in it and I will call all the shots. Yeah. So she's like, you know, she's like, you honor me, you know, Lord Coralus.

And, you know, she's like, I wanna keep them realm united, but I don't wanna start a war. And he's like, well, and so they're gonna be like, okay, here's what we're gonna do. He goes, by the way, I love this part. He goes, oh, by the way, because of, remember how I almost died in the stepstones

Well guess what because it was like the 10th time we went to stepstones this time We decided to actually put garrisons up. Oh, so we control them now Oh, and we'll put in a blockade and we'll just like star Kingslandings. So that's all set. I was like, oh, okay fine great Yeah, it's like the trial he has routed. The narrow sea is ours. And there's even an AMC dollar theater on the edge of town. So we'll starve the fuckers. And really inspired by Nicole Kidman, I have to say, those ads were very, very effective.

Rainy says like, I should take Maley some control to go lit myself. So everybody's happy, which we know cannot stand on this schedule. So, um, raise like, okay, so if we have enough source just around King's Landing, then we must have the support of the Winterfell's and the Erie and Storm's end. So let's get on that. And Brent Vartemoser, whoever, is like all-side Ravens, and then Jake's like, no, we should take dragons. I thought they're faster than Ravens.

And then we'll convincing send us what could go wrong. Yeah, nothing is convincing like a little child on a dragon. What could go wrong? Right. So, anyway, so too. I'm like, wow, look, it's a giant pickup truck and a five year old's getting out of it

Yeah, guess we better get back to work guys So Jason's gonna go to the north and he's gonna go to see lady Jane Aaron Aaron And then and then he's gonna go to Winterfell to see Lord Craig in Stark and then Prince Luceris He's gonna go south the the storm's end, to see Boros Baratheon, and the whole thing is there's supposed to be like, before you start kneeling towards any weird, you know, Aegons, just remember, Renera is alive and she was the one that you all had a note to, so that's the plan. So she's sending the boys after

on the balcony and she's like, listen, as Targaryens, it said, we're closer to gods than men. But if we had to serve the seven kingdoms, we must answer to their God. If you take this as errands, you will not take it as warriors. Swear it to me. Swear it to me. Now in the eyes of the seven, do it on this book. Do it on this holy, holy book. basically they're gonna go fly off with everything and everything's gonna be great. Everything will be totally fine. And they fly the the Targaryen theme plays while they're flying over the seas. Like, well, I'm not gonna be a little bit more serious. So, yeah, I'm not gonna be a little serious. I'm not gonna be a little serious. I'm not gonna be a little serious. I'm not gonna be a little serious. I'm's gonna be great. Everything will be totally fine. And they fly the the Targaryen theme plays while they're flying over the seas like and it's very exciting and stirring and I'm like getting very I'm very into this. I'm starting to feel like okay the show is like now we're leading to a big moment here we're rallying

troops. I care about aside, very excited. She's like Lucy, Storm's entered the shortest flight. So you have Baratheon blood from your grandmother, Rainy, so your bearers is proud and he'll be honored to host the prince and his dragon. He's going to be great. You'll go there. They're probably have twisty balloons. I don't want them to scare you. I know you don't like dogs, but sometimes they're twisted to look like dogs.

They can't bat you. They're just balloons. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I don't want them to scare you. I know you don't like dogs, but sometimes they're twisted to look like dogs. They can't bat you. They're just balloons. He's like, oh, you saw it. I want to drown. It's on land. It'll be on land. Okay. So then Damon is like walking around in a dragon, but he's got a torch and he's like

singing a song. He's like, like I really felt like I was in synagogue. I feel like I met like the high holidays for Russia. And I was like, it sounds like Jesus loves me in minor because Jesus loves because Jesus loves me. Yes, I know for the Bible tells me so, but it sounded like that, but it's like, hila, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

it's like cheese. It's like, is he a canter on the side? So, I can't be singing Jesus loves me in minor. I know. He's very confused about his play-fills. So he's walking on the darkness, and then he puts down a torch, and then there's like a dragon, and the dragon's like very angry, and then they look into each other's eyes.

Well, the dragon... It's without such like an old man dragonfire too, because he's like... ...ah! Just burning something to the upper right. Like, you know, like, not happy. And then he breaks his face up close to Damon, you know, how they do. And I do love it because, you know, now that people said, watch the personalities of the

dragon, like, I'm always trying to read their heck its faces. And this dragon really did have this like old jaw, like his bottom jaw was kind of funny even with, he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, dragon. And then after he died, this dragon hasn't done shit since then. That was a long time ago. I thought it was a wild dragon that had not been tamed. Well, I mean, who knows? Bermothor. Who knows? So then he gets up and gets face to face with Damon, but Damon's like,

let her love still him, then they are weak, cause we are strong! And they stare eye to eye and he looks at the dragon's eye and the dragon looks at his eye and his eye changes, the dragon sees something, it's like a retinal scan, it's like No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no promo for Avatar 2. So then meanwhile Luke has now entered it sort of looks actually more like a Harry Potter now. He's like on his drag and it's like windy and stormy and it's like all feels like he's arriving at Storm's End but looks kind of British over there. I kind of imagine like MLD Salt and Sons gonna come out and be like get on in here, the list is all about to begin.

I feel like it looks like Russia, like storybook paintings, like all the domes, you know? Don't know. I was really only focused on one building, so I may have missed all the domes. I was like, look at that building, look at that building. You just go into every scene focusing on where Brenda Blattin would be. And what's the building that's most likely

to have Brenda Blattin in it? And then I clear everything else out. Brenda Blattin comes out and goes, Hi, I'm mistaken. You're not at storm. Storm's in. Actually, I am. Oh no. So he gets off the dragon and he's like, I am confident. I am Lucy. I am confident. I am Lucy. You're smart. You're kind. Everyone loves you. Loose everyone loves you. He's like straightening up and getting ready to walk in the big cast and all the knives for knives. The nights are staring at him like, and then he finally builds up his confidence and then this gigantic

fucking dragon. Wow. That thing is one beast. Yeah, that was the that's the big our the biggest dragon of the land. I mean, you obviously we've seen big our several times, but like it was many episodes ago they were like, is it true that there's that big our is around like no one knows where big our is, but no now amen owns big are basically. So now Lucy is doing that like cartoon thing where his knees are like going, and he's like, walks in, he's, you know, he says,

I am Prince Lucera's fanariate and I bring a message to Lord Vibratos from the Queen. And the nights are like, oh God, this stupid little punk. Okay, come on over here kid, this won't last long. Kid, turn around and leave. You know, Amin's in there with the biggest dragon in the world, okay, I know this is your first day at work, but you don't have to put up with this shit. Okay, I'll come back and be like, no, set a fucking Raven.

I'm not going in there. Okay? No, that's my answer. So he goes in and Amon is there in his best lower-durn thought face, you know, and he's got like a new eye patch. He's got like the spring collection iPad, it's so nice. And he's just giving him like a really, you know, intense look.

And Lord Marrow is sitting up there. He looks like the meatloaf guy who got killed a few weeks ago. Yeah. I think either you look like Prince Charming or Meatloaf on this show. I don't think there's a lot of in between. I thought there a lot of Danny McBride's like between Lord Strong and this guy and several others that new guy who's on the council.

They just all look like Danny McBride to me. So, so then they're like Lucera's Valerian son of princess princess Renera Targaryen owner of a broken Adirondak chair often the West and child person who's peeing his pants at the moment welcome. So he said I brought a message from my mother Thak Queen and he's like oh really because earlier today I received a message from the king so which is it king queen, those house Targaryen does not seem to know who rules it. Stupid dragon house. So then Luke hands over this little message and then they bring it to Baros and I guess he can't read it or something. He's like, where's the bloody Mysta? So the Mysta reads it and whispers into his ear and then Barrel says like Remind me of my father's oath. I mean King Aegon at least came with an offer

I mean my souls and banners for marriage parents. I mean if I do as your mother be it's which of my daughter So you're gonna wear boy and all these girls are like hey Yeah, they cut through the daughter is like oh Jesus Just give me the sword to the cameras like help us So Luke said my lord, I'm not fee to marry. I'm already betrothed. Okay, wrong answer You can't just send this kid into a kingdom without knowing how to exit when the time is right and knowing how to lie He's just like I can't do anything you want Yeah, like if Barrow says is down to break oath, you should be down to breaking oath too, Luke,

you'd be like, oh yeah, I'll take the middle one, the one that looks like Elizabeth Moss, I'll take her. Yeah, I'll be totally fine. I won't back out of it the last minute at all. So, it's like, I was to come empty handed. Go home, little pup. And tell your mother storms and is not some Jolks she can rustle up against her face whenever she wants to

Also tell a call me haven't heard from her in a while. She's very good at bridge So Luke's like, okay, I'll take her out to the queen and then Aimean's like He's like wait your strong so Luke comes back and he's like did you really think you could just fly around the realm and steal my brother's crown at no cost? And looks like I will not fight you. I came as a messenger. I'm not a warrior. That's what my mom said I should say and so he's like Well a fight would be little challenge. No I Want to have an Oscar monologue. I'm sorry. Sorry. That's the during side of me kicking in. Okay, how about this? How about this? I want to take your eye as payment for mine. One more serve.

dinosaurs are people too. Sorry, let's it slip in again. And they're he's like, don't worry, I won't blind you completely. I just want to give your eye to my mother. And he's like, no. And he's like, Oh, so you're craving as well as a traitor So he runs at him with his knife pulled and then Luke pulls his sword like a mister And Ferrell is like not in my living room. Jesus Christ. He's a messenger and I'm not gonna have bloodshed beneath my roof All right, we just got the floor is dead. So Take him to his dragon. Now get

him out of here. So he's like, thank you sir. So he leaves. And then he's just keeps looking back because he knows something's not right. Right. Yeah. And he goes up to his dragon. And it's looking. He's looking. He doesn't see the big dragon. And then he goes up to his dragon. And it's like, listen, okay, like just he's like, just fly, just fly, just focus. Okay, just you just need to be focused. You just need to become. Yeah, he says, pay attention and obey. Please obey me. Right. He's like, listen to what I say. So he mounts the dragon and he else fly and they take off.

And there's no music. It's just lighting and I thought no. And I thought this is bad. I thought it was going to get hit by lightning personally. I was like, we knew something bad was going to happen because there was no music. It's just lighting and I thought there's no. And I thought this is bad. I thought it was gonna get hit by lightning personally. I was like, we knew something bad was gonna happen because there was no music. I was like, either the other dragon's gonna come or it's gonna be lightning. And it went, it went like for a pretty long time

that he was flying around. And I was like, I was like, this is bad. This is bad. I was actually like, it was, it was suspenseful for me. I was like, this is not gonna end well. So he's flying through the storm and we just hear the sounds of the storm and a distant growling and he keeps looking behind him but there's a storm you know so he can't see and then he looks above him and that fucking gigantic dragon is

above him and he's like this little tiny Tiny thing and then this you want this dragon. Oh, yeah, and so the dragon now that now aim and on that dragon And he's like chasing him and it's very much like a video game because you just hear him cackling like It reminded me of like a boss fight in a video game so there's like a lot of swooping and and dodging and ups and downs and cackling and you know like leaks just trying to reassure Eric's like you know focus come on come on go like focus focus focus It's like I'm on you. Yeah, and it's like Draco mouth boy behind him. You know they're flying and it's like this shock of blonde hair and you just hear and He's ready and are flying and flying and then Vega snaps at him and Amin is just laughing and laughing as he chases him and so the kid Lucy sees two

mountains that are like closing in or whatever so he'll can ya yeah flies in and it's too tight for the big dragon. Okay, that's where you just stop. Okay, stop the dragon, just chill for a while. But no, he doesn't, he keeps going through there and then the big dragon's flying over him and then Drake goes above him, and I'm going, you are a dead boy! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe,

so I didn't really know what that meant, but I like the cartoon sound. Yeah, and like the dragon's getting distracted. So like, you know, that meant, but I like the cartoon sound. Yeah. And the dragon is going to distract it. So Luke is basically like, no, serve me, serve me, serve me. Which also happens when I get really hungry in a restaurant. And then Amend is like, he's, but then A. Gare's going a little rogue. So A. Gare's like, no, no, no, no, no, serve me. So they're losing control of their dragons.

And it's getting really crazy now. And then a little dragon, air axe, fly, like get sneaky and flies up and throw some fire in Begar space, which oh hell no. So Luke's like, oh shit, no, why? So he flies higher and higher and he's above the clouds. And then it's pure silent. So you know, it's about to go down.

And then Begar just pops up out of the cloud, opens his mouth and doesn't even bite them or like knock him off. He just snaps down and just breaks that damn dragon into. I mean, you just see like the dragon falling in halves. Yeah, it was just like he bites that dragon in half. It was it was very intense and and then Amy and I with Agons it with Amon's poor kid. I love you Lucy. So Amon is like big oh no no no but so Amon actually shows some work read on his face, which was surprising. He actually is like, it seems like he understands the ramifications of what has just happened. And he also, he seems actually like a little sad, like, oh shit, like this got a little out of control. So he just started a war that pizza shit. Oh, and the actor was on the behind the game

of Thruhne's episode. And he's so funny because he is so actory. You know, when actors are just like so, they're like calling Laura Linnings, because that's how Laura Linnings is. They're like, hey, what was it like being in King Kong? She's like, well, when I took the role, I originally just curled up in a ball and I thought, what would it be like

to be in this climate 24 hours a day? And I said, Laura, your name is Laura anymore. It's like, shut up. And that's how this guy is. He's like, wow, I'm Aiman realizes, he's tracking, did what he did. He has to really confront who he is for the first time and say, is this who you want to be?

Where's it who you want to be? Okay, you're an actor, we get it. Yeah, seriously. So then we go back to Drag and Stone and the War Room and Rainier is at the front of the War Room by the fireplace and Damon walks the slow motion through all the madness and we just hear music and we don't hear anything and he walks up to where any He pulls her side and he says something and she kind of like lurches forward like she's doubling over in grief But then she turns around and she's anger. There's what She is

She is so pissed and the wall has begun. The dance of Dragon's House began. Oh, one thing we didn't mention was when Aiman was in the castle or whatever confronting Lucy, he ripped off his iPad. She's like, I want your eye like you took mine. And he rips it off and we look deeply into his blue eye. And everyone's saying they think that he's going to be the ice king. Dawn, dawn, dawn, dawn. Yeah, I feel like, I noticed that blue-eyed, I was like, that's very white walkery.

So yeah, it feels like that might be the future Ice King potential there, for sure. Yeah, but anyway, that's the, and that is, and did you notice the Ice King did know how to fly that dragon again with rounds? So that's true. A good point. Yeah. Well, that brings us to the end of this season of Winter is crappin' I can't believe it. It's been so much fun. And God can't wait to see you guys in 2024.

Who knows? Who knows what will be happening then. But I can tell you we will be watching this show. So yeah, thanks everyone for being on board with us here for this season and by the way, if you're a Bravo listener, don't forget to listen to watch our crap and for all your Bravo recaps too. So thanks everyone and we'll catch you down the line. Bye. Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Saboni, she don't take no baloney. Dana C. Dana dude.

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