Watch What Crappens - Live Chicago Part 1: RHOC & Special Guest LeeAnne Locken

Episode Date: September 28, 2017

Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we dragged her onstage for an interview only she can give. Enjoy! This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. You know I'm not used to smiling this much now. You guys are so great to be here. Thank you Lincoln. Thank you. Well, this is crazy having people up there, too. Yeah. People can throw a drink. You guys are all on our Instagram story.

You're all on our Instagram. It's official. It's been uploaded. Oh my god. People can throw drinks at us from so many different angles now, but I know. I always get like, it's funny. This is now like our third, I think one of the third big show

that we've done at each one. I get this like thing where I'm like shaking that. It's so crazy that you guys are all here. Thank God I didn't take my teamy today. So welcome to Lincoln Hall, sit on the floor. Well, welcome to Chicago. Oh my God. I haven't been to Chicago in like three years,

and I always forget how amazing and beautiful this city is. You guys have an amazing city. It really is. It's like a clean, nice new work. Yeah. Yes. Super sharp. I walked around a farmer's market today,

and you know how I feel about fruit. Yeah. There was like no poop on the sidewalk. I know, everyone was so nice. I know, it was amazing. You mind if I rob you? You don't mind, do you? No, I don't. The politest muggers in the world.

Thank you, everyone, who came to this show, because I know some of you guys are not even from Chicago. You guys flew flew here so fly awesome. We have some people who've been at some of our shows before so we want to thank you guys for coming to it. Yeah, I had the right there. Thank you to everyone who's been I like how I'm doing like a like an Oscar speech. Yeah, I want that but sitting down. That's like the best way to do an Oscar speech ever. Like I'm exhausted, all right. I'd like to thank Christine Buranski. Thank you.

By the way, good wife. I know it's not really taped here, but that made me fall in love with Chicago. I mean, even more than the musical, because I knew that wasn't here. I saw it in like El Paso, you know? Yeah. So we're really super excited

that you guys all came out here on a Wednesday night. Like, this is what, 6.30 p.m. or something. So thank you for coming to our first of two shows of this evening, which is going to be super cool. Tonight we're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about...

We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... We're going to talk about... that so much because I'm sure as you noticed, I'm missing the end lockings in the house. That's right. Lynn! A real life real housewife is here.

From Dallas. She's a real house, Janana Mimiker. It's always so great to meet you guys in real life and just realize how bad our imitation really are. It's like so great to meet you guys in real life and just realize how bad our imitations really are. It's like not even close. Yeah. See walked in we're like, oh my god! 30 terrible impressions. Like great, but yeah. By the way, we're really excited that you guys are all here and we have a show

coming up in San Francisco and for people who will be listening to this at home, those tickets go on sale tomorrow. There's a pre-sale and the password for that is in all caps lock. Crapins. So, you know, we really hope that everyone in San Francisco comes to the show and hopefully everyone here in Chicago will be able to like remind them why it's such a good fun experience because we got like all these cool people here. Well, let's get on with it.

What's that? Dulling. This is Aileen. This is the famous Aileen. Aileen. Please don't tell Aileen about any shit that's been talked about her. This is Ronnie's friend Aileen. Not to be confused with Kyle.

That's not, Alene. Not to be confused with Kyle. That's not Alene too. This is like a music venue. There's a thing back there and it says bang towels. And so I figured there would be like a spot, you know, like where sweaty people just pick up a towel and you're like, throw it in the back. But alas. There's not.

There's cocktail napkins though. So, who here wants to talk real houses of Orange County? But alas. There's not. There's cocktail napkins, though. So. So, who here wants to talk real houses of Orange County? Woo! This fucking show, Real Housewives of Orange County. So, I love the internet, obviously. Like, hello, I live on it. People are so pissed that they show on the internet.

Yeah, I don't get it. You've got Fat Shannon, who I'm living for Fat Shannon, you know, I say it every week. Yeah. I don't say Fat Shannon is a mean thing. I say Fat Shannon is like obsessed. Like I'm obsessed with Fat Shannon, you know. Uh-huh.

The hats, there was the hat war. A lot of hats. The doors. Shannon and her, it wasn't Holly Hobby, okay. Yeah, I got that though. I don't know what, someone said like Madeline, Benlyn. Girl, we got so many screenshots of hats. Yeah. Our Facebook messaging is just like bad round hats.

Like bad chip trays from Ross, pretty much. I don't know. I don't carry who it is, but it was terrible. Yeah. And also it was so bad that we didn't notice that what's her buns. And also it was so bad that we didn't notice that what's your buns? Lydia was also wearing a terrible round hat. Thank you. It was like a battle of terrible round. Yes, which we got to see multiple times throughout the season. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, well, I mean orange county is always good for some bad accessories and they're really good for warring in them too. So we really appreciated the the chip and dip hat versus the like the clockwork orange hat. It's very exciting.

You liked it? That's my entire defense of the season. I'm like, why is everybody so mad? Fat Shannon and hats. Yeah. Did you guys hate this? Did you see that Kelly Dodd announced, it was announced today officially that Kelly Dodd

and Michael are getting divorced? It was on the news and news. I'm sure. It was in Daily Mail. They'll be like, why does everyone like, when I said, did you hear about Kelly Dodd, I was like, yeah, it was a giga divorce. I was like, what? Why was everyone react to the first time? Because it's called the American Family Ben. Okay, we're all rooting for it. Yeah. Also, I have to say, I'm so, we're all rooting for it. Yeah.

Also, I have to say, I'm so sorry I'm all over the place. I am not even drinking yet. It's watch where crap ends. We have to. I have to. I have to say Chicago, so many young people have babies here. Good for you.

I'm glad somebody. I'm like where I come from, you get pregnant in high school and then you're shoved off to a private school. Like not private, but for pregnant girls or whatever. Whatever they used to call it. You couldn't say pregnant. I'm like 90. But here, we're on a staying.

There's all these like 23 year old girls with babies, and they're happy about it. Like I think they did it on purpose. Where are we? Yeah. It's a weird world. Yeah, see American family. Okay, Kelly Dodd and Michael getting divorced.

You know how many times, if they had had radar online throughout their marriage, that would have been printed like 97 million times. Of course they're getting divorced. We knew her five seconds and he and she both went into a divorce each other 30 times. That's not even a joke And they did it while hugging and kissing and holding hands. Yeah, though some people are just like that It'll be like war the roses those bitches and quitting until they're under a sandalier and still they'll try and hold hands So that's the hot gossip

That's the hot gossip that no one cares about. So. That's a set cup of, it's like they're always fighting and then she calls you and she's like, ah, it's all mean to me. Like you're a terrorist, okay. Stop calling me. Because then tomorrow you're gonna make up and then he's gonna give me dirty looks

because you're gonna be like, Ronnie calls you a faggot or whatever, you know. Not fair, do not drag me in the middle. Yeah, okay. But they're super nice. Kelly. So anyway, so let's, speaking of Kelly, this episode of Orange County this week,

it actually opens up with her, she's waking up for her big old boo production. And in case anyone didn't notice on Monday night, it was like Monday night boo production, bravo. Everyone including our guest here, Leonardo Lachin, got their boobs down. I know. It was like, funky nipples just out in the ether and you guys just kind of grabbed. There was so much nipple fixing.

I didn't, I'd never heard of nipple fixing before. Yeah, and it was like all Monday Night on bravo, everyone's fixing their nipples. It's like they knew we're doing a Chicago show. It was like an ER or a tie-in or something. Err. Um, okay, this is a huge episode for Orange County because it's the first one we've ever had. I think in the entire series where Kelly Dodd has been sober. Ever, everyone's like, what?

Why do I like Kelly now? Like because she's not drawing drinks at you and like calling you a faggot. Yeah. Yeah. She was sober the whole time. I was personally uncomfortable. Yeah, I was strange. I didn't know what it was. I didn't really know what was happening. I was like running into your teacher out of school or something. You know, I was like, is that a line from Mean Girls? Did I just plagiarize Mean Girls? I feel like I did. Well, have you ever been friends with an alcoholic that's, I mean besides, is that a line from Mean Girls? Did I just plagiarize Mean Girls? I feel like I did. Well, have you ever been friends with an alcoholic?

That's like, I mean besides me. But like a regular alcoholic who then becomes sober. Have you guys ever been like that? Yeah, yeah. Of course, you know, look, I support you. But don't look at me like that. Like, congratulations, but still fuck off. Like, my drunk ass has carried your barfing ass home so many times like what now

I have to apologize. Oh, you're too drunk. Fuck off. Where are we gonna hang out? Come into my house So Kelly and Michael they they show up at the the boot place and There you know Kelly's feeling anxious and they want to get instructions and the nurses like is like, tell us Michael, I'll be back to give you, you know, discharge instructions for Kelly. And I like to think about who the charge is. Yeah, like Kelly, not discharge. That's all I can think about.

I'm sorry, everyone. I had to share that. It's like the ring. I had to pass it on to survive. Someone commented last week on Facebook and said, I like that. Vicki says something like, what does she say in the beginning? Blah blah, it's either when or you go home or whatever.

I'm not going home. You're not going home! Like in her new Muppet, yell. And they're like cut to Vicki at home. It was like the first scene. And it made me laugh so hard. At this week, it was Megan going, I can handle a baby.

And women who act like one. And then it cuts to Megan with an Annie. Like, kind of lined is that I can handle a baby. We should probably apologize for butchering our Midwest accent. As long as we're here in the Midwest, we apologize for our butchered Vicki Gunnville see a Midwestern accent. It's a lot of subtle tease to it, you know, which wasn't in Chicago either. It's like Minnesota, right? I guess that you're part knew they're in the woodchipper. My friends Nikki and Craig are here for Minnesota.

They're somewhere up somewhere. I don't know where they're. Oh, hey, Minnesotans, Minnesotans. And there we go. This whole like Brady Bunch squares thing they're doing with his show. It's like half 24. Minnesotans, Minnesotans. Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- like their sound effect music, which we talk about the tennis ball. Yeah, yeah. So that's not here, but they did whip out some new garage band loop. It's called the sexy happy marriage for today guitar strongly, because it was Kelly and Michael and it's like, you know they've only had to use this once the whole time they've

been recording. It's like, Kelly has to be happy. Let's just use the temp. Bring in the temp. So Mike is like, whoa, you look sexy. And she's like, yeah, why is he suddenly being so nice to me? Because you're not drawn. Okay, it's like she doesn't remember anything that's ever happened. So they get to the hospital and he's hugging her or whatever. Yeah. And the nurse is like, whatever thing you do. I don't need to see Kelly hug, like drink and don't hug people.

So they're hugging and they're being so romantic in front of the nurse and she goes, he's so good to me when I'm sick. That's sick! It's also like a very basic rubric to judge someone by, like if your husband isn't good to you when you're sick, then maybe you have to specify that. He's so nice to me when I'm sick.

That is really a good husband, good job. So she's getting all measured to make sure her boobs are even, which was sort of like a foreshadowing for later in the evening. So then all of a sudden we hear this like, porno music, it's like, er, I don't, don't, don't hold on. Hold on because you could keep that porn music, but I have to mention this disgusting doctor, okay?

Her doctor's like, oh, you're lifting a nipple? Yeah. Oh, what a lucky man you've got at home. That's right. Gross. I think I've walked that out. Yeah, and he mean, yeah. Ugh.

Ugh. Like, ugh. Leave. Why would we live in the only town that you can't say shit like that? I feel like if you said that in Los Angeles, he would be sued. I mean, not crucify, because it's not the most Christian town either. But you know what I mean. He would have gotten in trouble.

Well, what? What? No, I think that was a really great platform for this evening. Okay, so yeah, the music and the music and the David David David David Yeah, everybody's question is David getting late. Yeah So the producers were trying these question that was nobody's question. I Wish you guys could see the reactions on Liam's face because they're amazing So they're trying to make us sound like like like Shannon's doing the dirty But we all know it's that she's like opening a pickle jar or something like that

Sure enough. She's there on her like spin bike and she's like panting like 45 more minutes on this David knows that my least favorite exercise machine is a spin machine. So he got me one for my birthday. That's your least favorite. And I love that she's had that conversation. Yeah. All right.

Well, let's go through a list of my least favorite exercise machines. If you were to get me an exercise with Ms. Cheetah, at the top of your Nordic track, because I love Scandinavia, I have to follow a bee spin because I have Votigo. And it's someone that talks to her, okay. So it's like, dear, set acceleration, dear.

She's like, fuck you, fuck you. Thank you Faster dear No, Jesus Do I do I want to spend any farther? No? No? Do I have to yes and it seemed like the machine was actually listening and I was like okay I know David didn't train that Siri voice I like the machine was actually listening, and I was like, okay, I know David didn't train that Siri voice.

Okay, but this could be the best gift ever to give to Shannon. It's like, do you remember last year I was so happy on that birthday? Move faster, dear. David's just like jerking off in the living room with the big screen. Save the man some time. Yeah, I actually have to say I agree with Shannon,

you know, because she's like, it hurts my bunny to lean forward. I'm like, that's exactly how I feel when I spin. I hate it, I hate spinning. And then I've agree with Shannon, you know, because she's like, it hurts my bunny. I have to lean forward. I'm like, that's exactly how I feel when I spin. I hate it. I hate spinning. And then I've done what she, when you know, she gets stuck on it and she can't get off. She's like, oh, god, yeah.

I'm like, that's me. Every single, if you ever want to see me at SoulSahoo Glass, I'm the guy who's like on the floor with my foot still attached to the bench. I've been here for three hours. You gotta strap yourself in. They do mean that like stereotypical gay guy in the back on every housewise show that's like,

Yes! Girl, police! Police! They're like doing the... We are climbing! Five more minutes and we get to the top of our climb. We're staying level. If you look at it right, morning is night, bitch! What? It's like the worst self-help people ever on the spit machines.

Cut your hair! So she had no one to say fuck you to, except this David C. Revoice. Yeah, she's like, fuck you, why don't you get it? And then she pulls out her hull. Read between these lines, bitch! Except she addressed it to the bike. It's the slides, right? it to the bike. It's like, it's the use lines, right? And right between these lines, it's the bike?

Is it the take-out bike? I've been there, listen Shannon, I really identify with you. I think we need to give credit to Kelly for bringing back the 90s because like, who says that? And then who makes it their thing? Read between the lines. Bitch. It's like, please disengage.

MMMMMM! So then we go back over to Kelly. Fuck me, honest to God. Kelly is in surgery still. We get like a close-up of a... ...sutra of a boob and everything. I was like, I'm gay. I don't like like the boobs anyway.

I don't think it's a gay thing. I mean, it's like a cut-off nipple. I don't think it's a gay thing. I mean, it's like a cut off nipple. I don't think there's like a straight guy standing around like, yeah, look at those nipples getting better. It's like a general, general, like dismembered body part. It's difficult. But this is where we got the Nime music. It was like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, So we've been asking a lot this season where is Jesus trainer Mia? Because she's missing and people have kind of told us gossip.

So I guess I kind of know, except never believed Tamara Barney duh. Do I have to teach you people everything? Everyone's like, but Tamara was on Heather. I'm like, who listen to Tamara? Don't listen to Tamara. Anyway, she's back as the point, as the nurse, Jesus trainer. She comes into Kelly and is totally Jesus trainer Mia. She's like Kelly

She's also a spinning instructor She's everywhere like Michelle branch so She's like, Michelle Branch. So, um, so then we, so then Kelly makes her way back to her, to her house to recover and everything. And so she's lying there and Vicki comes over to visit, you know, because everyone sort of starts coming through, but Vicki's the first one to visit Kelly while she's recuperating, which is great because then it like allowed the editors to once again like try it out, the Vicki Gumbels in plastic surgery montage

Which is like my favorite I love it. Oh fucking baking watching the seasons change. Oh god I've had a million surgeries. You'd never remember me. I had my brains my tits The face my nose, but shit my weed is that's the back of your arm You know your elbow. It's not my penis cuz I don't have a penis I'll get what if they perfect it though, you know. Then make more body. Cornhole tightening. Enter armed flap tight ironing.

Had a new ride I put in. I laughed no right. Wait, it depends on if you're looking at me or I'm looking at you. But like what about? I think it's like itchens that can't. Like at the end they sign. Had the bed, had the bed on my knee lifted but God that was a mistake real hard to cross my legs now

Like okay, so yeah, so Vicki is there. I love her first. I'm so sorry, but I love that her first example was my brain That's a surgery but braid Perfected But braid. Not perfect, dude. So Kelly's just again, she's saying like, and you know, and biggie's like, oh, she won't remember anything anyway. So, you know, they just have like a nice, you know, go feel better, like, sit there, be happy, etc. I have to move this mic because it's weird. Like, I have to keep turning away from it.

Turning. Wow. Wow. I feel like now I'm on like talk radio. to keep turning away from it. Turning. OK. Wow. Wow. I feel like now I'm on like talk radio. Just minimal movement. Yeah.

Minimal movement. It's all right. It's all right. I appreciate it. But did you notice that they put the tamer almost got sent to the FBI story in there? Because it's like Medipels. And then they showed where they were in Ireland.

Did you look at Medipels? And tamer is there with her iPhone? Like, yeah, it's like, but it was and then they showed where they were in Ireland. She's like, look at the nipples. And Chameras there with her iPhone like, Yeah, it's great, but. And then she sent it to like some 15 year old girl on Twitter and direct messaging. It was like spread this all over the internet, bitch. And then they're like, Chameras gonna get fired for sending out or porn to children or something like that. Like, that's why you got gotta love these shows, right?

Like the weirdest scandals come out of them. Tamra could be investigated by the FBI for child pornography. I don't even, it doesn't make sense. Mickey pornography should be just as illegal. But still, but still. So the next person to come visit Kelly is none other than Miss Megan Kigadman's.

Who's really, whoo. Uh. Every time we mentioned Megan's name with these live shows, everyone groans. There's none other than Miss Megan Kigadman's. Who's really? Every time we mentioned Megan's name with these live shows, everyone groans. I feel like that's not a good look for her. Well, Megan was such an integral part of the like, cancer stuff, which was so good. It's like my favorite. I love like when my shitty judgmental conspiracy theories

come true. It's so rare, you know. But still Megan, making effort. Yeah. But still make a make an effort. Yeah. But first he was shopping with Tamra at that store. She was? Yeah, they went shopping and Tamra's like, eh. Tamra obviously did not want to be around Meg and either

with, you know, who can blame her. But they're shopping and you're like, whoa, I found a storyline. Flurs her back. Did you know Flairare jeans are back? Yeah, you're right. I got an... I mean, come on.

She's wearing halfway done, Megan. I just know she's wearing some weird like, like a sheer navy pussy bow thing with a black pleather skirt. Is that normal? Okay, I don't know. I don't know. But this is also where Megan said,

you know, I'm gonna go see Kelly in time. We're gonna go, what? I'm like, yeah, but like she, she goes for the jugular, but I heard her feelings too. Mm. That's a big step, you know? So, okay. Yeah, I called him Shannon, who was next to visit. Yeah, Shannon is next.

Shannon was next. Okay, everybody brought the same kind of flowers. What kind of flowers were those? The ones that were on sale at Ralph's. Ralph's are a supermarket sale at Ralph's. Ralph's are a supermarket. Ralph's are all like actual person. Yeah, they were all like a different state of hobby lobby. I was like, are those all real?

Are those just the whole feeds right now? Because everyone brought in a different color of work. I was hoping it was a wide ole end. So Shanna walks in and Kelly's like, I just threw a lot. I was like, oh, hmm. Were you spinning also because I was? It was awful.

That from Amathesia? Makes me throw it too. So does tap water. Now, air from the outside. Do you have a toilet in your vomit circle of your house? So then she's like, why do I forgive? Because Kelly showed remorse. I'm like, Mickey Gunnvilleossin, who never showed remorse?

I know that everyone is thinking, why would you forgive Megan? I mean, Kelly, after, oh, that she said. Okay, okay, Shannon. She has never told me remarks. Plus on either the yellow tamer if she ever turns against me. So Shannon's basically like,

are you feeling bad? How do you feel? Are you feeling sick? Anyway, that Lydia, can you believe what Lydia said to me? I was just clutching her wig and she didn't even ask me why. I was like, oh my God. Jesus. Going crazy.

She's like, I said, I'm not, you're just gonna cut your gun with me. You're gonna be, give it. It's like if I said, I'm not going to cut you down with me. You're down with me, dammit. It's like if you ever watched Whitney and Bobby Brown, when Whitney is like, off stage, when she's not singing, she's like, I'm going to wear a baseball cap and talk really low like I'm saving my voice.

I was standing. He's like, how long? My... What did it say? Good, good head. Wait, what did her hat... I think it's let's say gold digger, gold digger. Sort of the same thing though. So she's going off on Lydia and Kelly's like, I just threw up, please, you know, and she's the way she's telling the story is so good.

It's like she's taking on personality traits from people she hates, right? So she hated Tamra at first, but now she's doing the Tamra thing, basically. Now she's hating Lydia, so she's doing Lydia things. This whole scene, she's like, wow, she dismissed me. She said, no, no, like her arms are everywhere.

Ronnie Smith signs the cross for people listening at home. Yeah, she keeps doing this one. And then she told me, like, what are you doing? And Kelly is cracking up. Because Shannon said, she dismissed me and said, no, Kelly starts laughing. And she repeated it and shanning us, did she do that? And she's like, no, you did. You just did this. Keep it Chan. So then back at the boutique. So then Tamra and Megan are still

talking about the situation. Tamra's already starting to slowly turn on Chan. And she's like, that batch at that show, she at that party, she wanted me to come, she was yelling at me to come over to her side. Oh, God. What now? Tamra went to Tamra's all buh, buh, buh, buh. Oh, God. What now? Tamer, when Tamer's all anything gets little girl voice.

Oh, what are we, 12? Like, I'm just supposed to go up to everybody and be like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. I mean, not everyone's gonna like you. It's like such a little thing. You are still talking about someone mentioning that your husband possibly got a blowjob from a dude like 10 years ago, Tamer.

Yeah, yeah. And honestly, we all know that if they give it a reverse, from a dude like 10 years ago. Yeah, yeah. And honestly, we all know that if they give it a reverse, if Tamer were the one being like, Shannon, come here right now. She would be the one bitching him morning. Oh, Shannon didn't come over here. I don't know what that says about our friendship, I'm not known for three years, but I don't know if I can trust her anymore. Batch. Batch. So, um, well, so Shannon, and Tim was seeing that nurse Shannon is done with me because I'm done with his behavior. Thanks for cutting that in Shannon. So it's cutting back and forth and Shannon's like,

I don't even get this fight. It's stupid. It's a stupid fight. And I'm like, it's stupid. It's a stupid fight against stupid. It's just done.'s stupid, it's a stupid fight. I get stupid, it's just dumb. And Kelly's like, I think she's so sad. Like, she should punish David instead, you know? Like, I get it, I empathize.

I'm not the happiest marriage. And I get sad. Like, please drink something. Who are you? You are making so much goddamn sense. It's like, what now you suddenly get to be liked by everybody? No! And Shannon's overseeing all the medication.

Oh, I think giving the anti-nause, yeah? Oh, I hear that one dissolves onto your tongue. It's almost like a homeopathic remedy. I love those. Those make me so happy. We're so happy. It's so stupid. So stupid. Happy! We're so happy! Happy! Well, I know what everybody's waiting for. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Oh my God. Peggy. Peggy. Ain't even your children believe this scene, okay? She's like, hello, daughter.

I'm making a food. And she's like, her daughter's like, what are you doing, mother? Like, no, you are not. Yes, look, you're rap a thing in her. It's very Armenian. That was fine. She's like, Arminian cooking is full of flavor and love. That's what makes Arminia.

I'm like, everyone says that about their cooking. In Arminia, we do it with love. In Arminia, my husband beats the chef every Friday. It's a joke. It's a joke. In Arminia, we do it with the punch to the face from our husband. It's a joke, but it's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. Not me now. We do it with the punch to the face from our husband. It's a joke, but it's a joke. It's a joke.

So she's like, I'm going to make some saruma. You want to help me? He's like, no, you don't. So then, Diko comes in. With Coco, who I love. I love little Coco. Coco, no, bar, cocoa, cocoa, no, bar and house, cocoa cocoa so Dika comes in wearing his sunglasses right here In Armenia we want to protect our eyebrow eye

At fourth and fifth So he comes in and he's like hey, what are you doing in here? What are you doing in here? What are you making Sarama? That's so many and this is crazy The hell looks like a huge join it looks like a blunt Like teaching John what is. What is this? This sound like Chichen Chong to me. Chichen Chong. Q the Chinese defamation league. She literally says, she literally says, that sounds Chinese to me.

I'm like, okay, watch this show. Just get canceled right now. Hey, I have something important to talk about. My daughter is going to college on now. Like, you did this like already, Dika. Like we get it. You don't want your daughter to go to college. She's going get over it. He's like, prove you know what this is, this food.

And she's like, I will prove it. He's like, it is raw. It is raw meat. This is how we eat it. Like, no, it's not. You don't not only know how to make them you don't know how to eat them either I mean Peggy and I know it's like if you're gonna have you know like raw meat like a steak tartar It's supposed to be like the finest grade meat not like the stuff you found in stop and shop on the bottom count with these stuff

Your great plays with oh is it delicious? And he went like back to me gardener. Yeah Next scene she has a worm. Oh Kelly And Shannon tries to steal it from her. Yeah, I Hear if you just told a little pepperoni. They'll come right out. Have you guys ever heard that? tapeworms I've had a six-year diet drugs and the sixties were worms. Weren't they tapeworms something like that? I think they're still a worm. I heard about them when I was a kid, and I see my fingernails on purpose, because they'd be like, uh, dirty fingernails should get the worms.

And I was like, please, yes, please. So I'd be eating them. Well, everyone's in luck because we are now selling watch or crap and worms outside in a lobby for you for your diet journeys. You don't get thinner. They just eat little parts of your soul to go along. They don't get thinner. They just eat little parts of your soul to go along.

Little baby snacks, but I always wanted to worry, but once I'm so sorry it's really it doesn't need to be long. But so you get them in and then they eat all your food, right? Who wins the free Domino Speets or rewards them or me? Just kidding. But supposedly to get them out like you can't just cut up in your stomach to take out a worm, right? See, they would hold like pepperoni or something like this, and then the worm crawls up and comes out. I'm sure that that's a lie, but I wanted you guys to help spread it, because I heard it.

It's very important for us. That's how I think of where it's at. We want you to leave us something tonight, you know? And we want that thing to be a very graphic image. That's nothing to do with bravos, just a gross, gross image. This is why you don't look away from your mouth. So anyway, speaking of medical maladies, we're back to Kelly and Bed, and this time her mom, Bobbi is checking in on her.

Finally, at least one alcoholics in this scene. And so Bobby's checking in on her. Now finally Megan shows up. And you know they, oh did you hear that Cal? It's the buzzers. It's Megan. Well that's nice. And look she just does this.

But her earrings are like, like, like, like. That's real nice. So real Cali. So Cali is like, yeah, I have new boobs now because I have a baby. It's like, okay, we got it. You have a baby. You've got baby boobs, you know, we got it.

And Kelly's like, let me see your new boobs. And she's like, oh, I'm not sure. Just want to see him? Not sure yet. I don't want to fight anymore. Me neither. Yeah, great. Okay. I don't want to fight anymore. Me neither. Yeah, great. OK.

I didn't mean to hurt you. Me neither. Great. We're friends again. Yay. That was like the scene. It's like the late five. The lame is version of that teen that's

Turner's song ever. Here's Alene again, giving us cocktail napkins. Isn't she the best? She's really so helpful. We love Alene. Trip. Yeah. So they make up. Isn't she the best? She's really so helpful. We love Alien. Trip. Yeah. So they make up and Kelly is like, you know, I'm not just she's like, is that for Manus Thisha? Hot topic in Orange County. Yeah, that's like everybody's talking about

it. She's like, well, I'm really great. I'm really glad we make up because I have something really important to tell you. Flare cheese or something. Flare cheese or something. Well, that great. Thanks for coming over. So then we go to the most exciting couple in all of Orange County. Hot city. Lydia and Doug.

Woo! Woo! Woo! She's like, oh, it's like to me. Sam and did this too. She's like... Oh, I said to me! Sandwich did this, too. She was like, who are you? But Lydia, when she gets sad and she just does those half-ass movement, she's like, do you want to have a boss voyage, Parnie?

Now, I'm going to say something in defensive Lydia. She's been a little dull all season long. However, her bitch flower is really starting to bloom, and I think it's actually an excellent bitch flower. I think like she can save her reputation this season because she was really past aggressive last week, which I loved. She's past aggressive that in the beginning of the season and tonight later on, she was past aggressive. So I'm like, I'm cautiously optimistic of where Lydia's going. Also, if you think about it, she started every piece of shit this season. Like, every pie has been because of Lydia. She made everybody go to that quiet woman place.

Yes. My plate you fucking bitch! She started it. I mean, she's really started every thing, you know. It's not always the people in the center of the stage that are the stars who built this table who built this table so I like to think the guys in the flies hey guys so once again once again Lydia is talking about this balls boyage party that she's having for dogs besagt me which is like I'd rather talk about the worms again honestly speaking of which, what do you call Vicki? And Vicki answers, and she's, Vicki is just like, oh my god, I'm dying right now.

Well, okay, what you sound like? It's a little bit better than that. It's the it's the it's the it's the it's the it's the it's the it's the it's the it's the it's the

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I just wanted you to come to this, pause for you. I was like, you're wrong audience, okay. Right? Drop the, drop the ball, boy, I just like your wrong audience. Okay. Drop the, drop the humor, okay, it's Vicki. I just wanted you to come. Well, I'll do it, I'll do it my dreams. I'll do it, I'll be there, I'll be there in my dreams. It's terrible dream to have, to get the latest part in your dreams.

It's like Doug's burning bush. So meanwhile, elsewhere in Orange County at a restaurant called Farmhouse, the rest of the ladies are pretty much gathering. It's Kelly, it's Megan, it's Shannon, it's Tamra, and even Peggy shows up a little bit later, but they all arrive at this dinner, and Shannon's down, and she already started saying, oh well, since I've been on this weight loss journey, I haven't had that much drink, it's been great. And I was pretty much like the rest of the show is just a montage of her drinking. It was like her doing a keg stand like at the cracker barrel. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. like four dealership like doing shots. Fireca Jane performs in the background. I love that. I have the volume to the full hit. Like that was a four dealership. But I love your new song. So Kelly Kelly and Shannon are friends. So for five minutes, Shannon's like, well, what about this farmhouse salad? She's like, what about this farmhouse salad?

Is that me, Remmitty? Kelly, it's like the worst. It's like worse than mine. Like it's bad. It's like the worst. It's like worse than mine like it's bad. It's a bad And Kelly's just like I know you are. But what am I? I say that all the time. You know, Shatter. You're gonna get MC Hammer They do get her later. Did you catch that they do bring a good Kelly? When we did hang out with Kelly.

I do believe she said MC Hammer to us and it came out like that. Yeah. She said, you want to drink and I was like, okay, let's get on see hammered. And then Michael spilled Persecut over my lap. That's what you get for talking about. I mean, listen, they part. It was a fun time. It was a fun time. So anyway, just kidding, we love each other. So Kelly, imitate Shannon. OK, questioning Peggy about cancer. OK, so Peggy shows up and everyone.

And everyone's like, food, cheers, yay, yay, yay. And I think they were all surprised that Kelly was already back socializing after she just had her surgery. So Peggy's like, oh, so do I get to have my two days when I have my surgery she said that's when she cuz do I have to follow in your league so she asked me to be kidding I'm so sorry no you don't have to apologize what are you apologize?

I hate that we're a podcast, okay? I've been getting better like what oh Snorting or whatever coughing you can't have a podcast or talking about big gumbels and not snort That's that's what she does. That's what we do. Okay, so anyway, so this is this opens the door for Megan to start asking Peggy questions about her sort of cancer, misectomy situation. What do you feel about it? What? About this league, the certainty, the journey, what? Well, you know, cancer, well, you know, you got to do what you got to do. And she's like, so does your, was your bronchotest negative?

She's like, yes, she's negative, et cetera. And then she's like, so then Megan's basically like, why did you have a sex to me? And she just comes out and says, so how come you do it, Jeff Cancer? And Peg is like, I mean, that's a question. It wasn't like with any judgements. She just got both your tits cut off.

What are people supposed to ask you? I mean, I wouldn't just ask her. I'm not sure. I heard, wish you're back hurting. Of course, you're supposed to ask you? I mean I wouldn't just back hurt wish you're back hurting like Course you're gonna ask People are still asking me if I have cancer and I started going bald when I was 25 So Peggy's like who bluts out do you have cancer? Should I ask Megan if she has brain tumor? I'm like actually yes. We really would like to know

It wouldn't be that stupid of a question, true. I think it cuts back to Megan being like, so do you. That's the Megan that I love. Like sort of like that, like, you're like, you probably, I feel like this is socially awkward, but I thank you for asking. Yeah, because Megan is like so used to it now,

and Tamra is doing this, like, because you know, Tamra's like nice in these scenes, so she could look nice. She's like, yeah, because Tamra Tamra is like nice in these scenes, so she could look nice. She's like, Yeah. Because Tamra, of course, before the cameras were rolling, like, but she has cancer right now. Batch. Like, is that the thing I'm casting now?

Is that going to happen every fucking season? That cancer batch? Has anybody heard about any getting bloats? Anybody got damage? Where do I got it, Dave? It's like freaking out. So, if Peggy thought that Megan was going to be the worst for problems, like no girl, because here comes Kelly, be like, wait, I'm confused.

Do you have cancer? You're not of cancer. And Peggy goes, yes goes. Three millimeter. I got called from hospital saying, come back. Like really? So Shannon's like, wow, I'm a little bit. Oh wait, is this one she needs? She was like, oh, no, not yet. But she was like, I don't know.

She's already confused. You know, her, she's starting to be like, hmm. And then she also did this. She's like, I'm starting to get confused. You know, her, she's starting to be like, hmm, and then she also did this. She's like, I'm very confused. So then, Megan's like, so does abnormal cells mean cancer? Or, and Peggy's like, well, they could turn into cancer. So Megan's like, you know, Bridget, my nanny. So Peggy's like, no.

Oh, yeah. She's like, no. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll play no. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll play along. OK, yes. Why would anyone know you're an Annie? She's like, my mom's my aunt and literally to a tee. What you just went through with your girlfriend.

You're confusing me. You're confusing me. Well, my, that's my cousin is my nephew's my aunt, who's married to him. Stop it. No. No. No. No. No.

Says she's like, she went through like literally the same thing because they found a love and she goes, not alone. Three millimeter brain is exploded. She cannot understand what is happening. So she just decides to make a bad joke. She's like, well, you know what the plus is? You'll never have to wear a bra again. And then Sham and goes.

And then Sham and goes. I'm like, can we like talk about something else? So the phone rings it's like And it's Yeah, yeah, and while Shannon's picking it. I mean, Tamara's picking it up ready to be totally horrible to Everybody really yeah as all the night you hear Shannon in the background going can we get some bread is that bread? Over there, I swear to God don't call me. I'm not making it up. It's true. rewind.

It's amazing. That's my kind of girl. So, Tamara. That stairs in the dressing room. That's Leanne Boehme. We get Leanne. Oh. As Tamara would say, you don't want to fuck with me, bitch.

So, Tamara's like, hey, batch, yeah. It's like Peggy and Megan and Shannon and Kelly and your other best friends and your mom and your sister and your brother and like Doug's here too. We invited the bus boy, he's so nice. Lydia's like, oh wow, so did you guys forget my invitation for dinner tonight or I was like, yes, Lydia. Yes, do it Lydia. Do it So excited. Well, it's okay though. I just wanted to invite you to my balls voyage It's like this poor thing cannot get off that joke You know, Vicki's dying when she's trying to say balls voyage cameras laughing in her face and pissing off shanning

It's like no one can just let Lydia say balls for Hayas. Tamer's laughing in her face and pissing off Shannon. It's like no one can just let Lydia say balls for Hayas. Poor thing. And so she goes, what is this? Like, I was kind of going for husband's balls. And she goes, you have party for this? That he's really going to go home thinking there's a party. We're there, be so smart. And then Kelly goes, is it got to get the wrinkles iron out, you know how they do that

They like put a shock in there is like a and so on those go screw talks Yeah, like iron out your who wants to look at a ball without wrinkles. Is that is that even a thing are there on wrinkly balls? It was on the news this morning, someone says. It was on the OBGYN news. The OBGYN news network is here to report. Diane Sawyer. WGN. WGN.

Very different. The superstation, the super. They super they okay so great news everyone WGN is reporting on ball wrinkles a lot is happening here in Chicago right now it's not only the windy city is a city with the smoothest balls smooth changes Change has come to Chicago. Your babies come out flat. I mean, I heard about. I got a ring. I believe that. So they're like, OK, who's going to go to the boss boy out?

And Shannon's like, it's Vicki going. Like, no, just just casually curious. Vicki is going to be there just asking for a friend. Wait, we already said that she blamed Shannon, right? Who blamed Shannon? Tamara. When she's like, did you forget my invitation, but Shannon put the stunted together. Yeah, that was the very first thing that Tamara does.

She's just, she's like, she's like, she's like, reaches a height under her holly hobbit hat, but it's not there. David, where's my hat? No. Shannon cannot believe what's happening to her. And you can see it in her face where she's like, but wait, Tamara's my friend.

Oh, Jesus. Have you watched this? It's like season 12, OK? So like, Tamara's been on here at least nine years. Yeah. Watch your TV. But anything that Shannon's feeling is replaced by the joy she has, it has a knowing that Vicki will not be

at the ball's voyage part. She's like, I mean, ball's voyage. So Lydia, meanwhile, Lydia's pissed off, and I would be pissed off too. I mean, you know, she didn't get the invitation. That's like, that's basically them saying they're not going to film with her. I assume.

I mean, that's, you know, it needs to just cut us hair. Fahawk, stop it. So she's like that's basically them saying they're not gonna film with their eye assume I mean that's done me to just cut his hair for hot stop it so she's like I need new friends he's like really huh isn't it fun staying here with me and the guy like no Doug has anybody ever said I just want to stay with you Doug you and the kids no Doug nobody has ever said that and then me meanwhile back at the restaurant, after getting off the phone with Lydia, Megan's like, was it just me? Or did she seem not thrilled? No shit, Sherlock.

Three minutes, and I said, not you, Peggy, not you. Calm down. So when they come back to Lydia, she's holding up her kids. She's like, Come here. My friends didn't invite me some place. That's not nice, is it? And he's like, Oh!

You're gonna die. Ha, ha, ha. Don't go on the same old. She's so inappropriate with her children. Teach your child to shit in the toilet before you start complaining about how people are mean to you. What kind of mother are you? A thin one. You win.

This is getting... Her kids are cute. Her kids are cute. Be peagin'. So then back at the restaurant, Shannon's already talking about Lydia. I'd be like, well, Leah caught me. By the way, we should mention she's still sitting on the spin bike. She has knock on the left. She had to be like

Carried like a queen like a spin bike there. I'm both you to get exercising Bike faster. Peggy's like what? So they're like, temperate Stereophy the idea word of them had no idea what's even happening about her. And she's like, wow, yeah, she called and she said, Shannon, I overreacted. And I said, okay, but what I wanted to let you know

is the reason I was upset is because you dismissed me. So then it's like someone calls you to apologize and you're like, okay, and then this is also what you should apologize for. She starts making like a huge list. She's like, I told her, it's like is it raining on your glasses? What is happening? And then Peggy's just staring at her. Peggy's just like, shenan needs chaos. What do you guys think about that? Do you guys think Shana needs chaos? Or you think that Peggy or you think that? Do you think do you think shanan had a right to be annoyed with Lydia in that situation or do you or think it was? It's pretty mixed reaction, right?

Like do we think do we think Lydia over reacted last week or do we think? Yeah, I think so too. I think that was but did we like that she overreacted because it's kind of fun right we need that we need overreactors and I love when it happens in a house with so many stairs yes it's like wait a minute you like up down like lady is just moving to every room just a pisser you guys have no idea how many stairs are in Kelly Dodd's house it's like an MC Escher painting it's like you're just saying stairs over and over and over again. Her house is amazing.

Yeah, I think Lydia's just like, you're not my mama. She's like taking out whatever like issue she has with my mom. But meanwhile Shannon's like, I hate the drama. I hate it. And she's going on and on about Lydia and Peggy. And Kelly and Kelly and Tammer just laughing and punching each other. Because she keeps going, I don't like that.

Now you know me, I don't like to argue. Not me, that is not me. I do not like to argue. OK. So then Shannon, of course, turns it to Peggy. She's like, like you, Peggy. She's like three. you Peggy. She's like, three. Three.

Three. Millimeter what? Three. What I say. Like you Peggy, all I wanted to do was stand by my friend and you just couldn't let it happen. And now Peggy is just like,

Mino speaking English. Okay. Chichi-chan. It's like, suddenly she knows nothing. When it comes time to like, hey, could you do those windows? She's like, no speaking English. So, yeah.

So, you know, Shannon's coming at Peggy because she's saying, listen, when there was that big fight, I was trying to go downstairs because Kelly was there on Vicky's side and no one was on Tamerside. I don't want to escalate. So and I think that Peggy actually had a point. I don't think that anyone should have gone into that room. I think that like she was right. She shouldn't have been escalated. But you know, but then Kelly jumps in here and she's like,

well, you know, Peggy, it wasn't your place to be in my house to be a referee. Like it's not your place to be a referee in my house. I was like, what does that mean? Not to be a referee in my house. Or really, with no referee, Coco would just bounce ball in living room. It is my place, okay?

It is. And she's like, it means you shouldn't just be the peanut gallery. And she's like, what is this? What is this peanut gallery? What is this? What peanut gallery? What? And everyone looks at each other like, is she kidding? It's like, no, no.

I've been to galleries. They're not made out of peanuts. And they want to call me stupid. When the galleries I go to have art. They don't have peanuts. She must get so confused every time she watches Charlie Brown. Where are the peanuts? What is this? Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.

What is this dog investigates nothing but their column's nupi? I don't get it. What is this advice, 5 cents? I try to smell newspaper, but they say she's peppermint patty. I don't smell So then they move on because Kelly is at least had one drink, you know, thank you Yeah, so she's had a win drink and she's like I'm saying it's not your job to get in the metal Her mouth is like this big It's not your job to get in the. She goes, I was not in middle. I was behind.

Okay. I was behind. So Shannon, no feel neglect. It's like Peggy, it's very, very literal. I was not in middle. If you would look at the tape, you could see I was off center. I take offense to this geographical positioning. And Kelli goes, then she got a UCLA. Like seriously. And she goes, they don't teach us this peanut that UCLA.

So these peanuts. Peanut's in the middle, right? Yes. I to the side, peanuts in the middle, girls fighting left, right? Okay. And scene. We do it with love. So when she said they don't teach us peanut at UCLA, I'm sorry. Tamarika. Oh, yeah, but I tried it at USC.

That's which is Shattered It cost a shining we're like, yeah. Shannon did another ha Wait a second. It's like an obvious bigot, Shannon.

Tamara girl. Tamara's gonna wait for her own damn party. She's like, I'm warning your batch, but not today I'm counting your bread though and joy that patch up So Peggy's like you're she's like you're just waiting to come up with something else to come at me, but you can't do it next She needs a job at basking robins It's like the most inflexible How many scoops you need you want to restoops I give you two

Rocky road, why don't you work a road just have chocolates stupid What is this rocket road we're in store I don't get it What is this midnight special what is chocolate midnight chocolate? It's 9 p.m. I don't get bubble gum What is this midnight special? What is chocolate? Midnight chocolate? It's 9 p.m. I don't get it. Bubble gum? They don't teach us this at USL. So Sam and is trying to like reform sentences in ways that Peggy can understand them.

You know, she's like, hurt, ow. HAPPEN, HAPPEN, in the past. Peggy's a go-go, peanut fight, fight, peanut. I don't care whatever. And then Shanne goes, oh, no, she doesn't like me. Oh, God, God. And she goes, no Cheerios, cheerios. Cheerios, cheerios, cheerios, cheerios. And Shanne goes, oh, thank you Miss Four Limes.

Shannon, I mean really, it's like Shannon doesn't know she wants to slip this girl's throat or get a hug. Like she can't tell. She hates me, find Miss Four Limes. So, Tamara's like, so Tamara calls, says that Peggy's mean, but she likes that I think. And Shannon's like, yeah, well I guess she said she hears a week later.

Shannon just like settle down, enjoy your cocktail. This is not world worth three here. It's okay, it's gonna be okay. She's like, she's man, she's man, the spagge, she's mean. And Peggy's like, mean, do you need to clean your ear spinet? Huh? And then she goes, do you want ear plug? Like she's brushing her teeth.

She made this trouble for her. It's like, come on now, Peggy. You know Peggy in real life is like, hey, darling. Tea for $5 is getting the back. Like, you've got to be kidding me. And Tamer's like, don't fuck with me. And Peggy's like, maybe I want to. Tamer's like, ha, fuck with me. And Peggy's like, maybe I want to. And Tamer's like, ha, yeah, bitch.

She loves it. She's got someone to go up against Shannon with Mark Mowards. So Shannon, Peggy's like, I must bathroom go. Shannon's like, what is she even saying? So she leaves. And the second she leaves, Shannon Shannon's like I am really upset Here we go It's like there's like a two-minute counter on screen you know, it's like part of the interruption

They've got like two minutes to get their point across and then it's over To say this all right now I Had a lunch with her and she said, I had to double masectomy. And I said, was it cancer? And my recollection is she said no. I was like, you sit.

OK. OK. That's why you're really upset, Shannon. Yeah, come on. So they all start saying, well, maybe it's like HPV. Like, well, I've had HPV, well, we all have HPV. Who does not have HPV? And they're all just going in, in like trying to get all the points

I was like how did this turn into like awards? Everyone's excited. Well, everyone's like excited be like cancer. It's back the story lights back You think you should have some hands around I don't know So burn the phrase Burn my face up back. It's like okay wait. Well That's like the plates get cleared. So Peggy starts walking back. Like, wait, wait, so anyway, about cantaloupe, I love them too. Mechkin's like, uh-oh.

Hey, what color is that lip stick? And Stan is like, wow, this is a lip that's a stick. Oh, so awkward, but it's the first thing you said that Peggy actually understands. So, good job. You're learning. By the way, I know HPV is a disease and not just warts, okay? I was being shallow for fun, everybody. I felt it.

I felt it. We're going to get through all the nasty things in our lives, you know. Not saying it's nasty, just the worms. We'll call back to the worms. The worms, everyone. The worms. Oh my god. We're gonna get every e-mail zone.

This is what happens when two gay guys talk about things. So we're talking about it. Oh yeah, no, my god, vagina talk. You know, someone actually sent us, I think a few people sent us diagrams of vaginas and all the parts. We need it. We need it.

And how they worked. I didn't read it. Did you? I thought there were like five holes. But I do not need a color coded anything, okay? Yeah. I don't even put together a table if it's got instructions with color codes on it. Yeah. We knew it looked like that. That's hard.

I thought it looked like a harmonica. I don't know. So. Yeah. Tired. What is this? What is this harmonica? this, I'm not. What is this, I'm not. Who's Monica? And what did you harm her?

So they try and, they try and have a bunch of small talks and Megan's like, I'm full. I had to care it. And then, uh, Peg is like, oh, I'm not full today, huh? I got to exercise. And Shannon's like, well, you, uh, who said it to Tamara? Someone said, who did it? Tamara. Tamara, right? You who said it to Tim right someone said who did it? Tim said it right. Well you exercise enough to hold shaman back that something And shaman's like

Shaman's like all the way down, but we have to say by the way how awesome it was that We talk about this like all the time about with orange we go in on orange County all the time and how cool it was that despite all that Shannon still came on stage earlier this month like you got to give credit to this woman for being able to be a good sport just like our dear Leigh Ann Leigh Ann right here so we got to give credit you got to give credit what credit do apparently there's a David song. Yeah, apparently. Apparently. So now they're talking about the ball's

myage party again. And they're talking about, they're excited because Vicki's not going. And Megan starts losing her mind because of this flu situation, right? Megan needs to take an improv class, OK? You can't say I'm going to quit talking about cancer and doing cancer investigations only to move on to influence a bee like...

Hightening! Hightening, okay. Yeah. We're in the birthplace of improv. She's really mad. Yes, this is actually true. Yes, I'll graduate right here, bitch. Yes, and the other thing that's funny about that Freeze okay Now we're on the Shenzh Lee's a so I don't know why I paddled for the Shenzh Lee's We are carrying a gondola that's bad. Um so So so Megan's losing her mind because Vicki told everyone

that she can't go because she has influenza B. And Megan's like, who tests for the flu? Who does that? That's like, you don't test for the flu. All you do is just deal with it and get better. I'm like, listen, bitch. Okay. I don't know if you test for the flu or not, but you'll be the first person to be like my baby has influence at BCD and free And there's nothing wrong with that, but don't shame someone because a doctor told them they have influence to be good point And then Kelly's like ha ha ha, let me show you the text She's like I'm dying And the camera's like yeah, it's around the same side now

Kelly wrong move Kelly and they're all laughing at her being dramatic, because Vicki's like, I may have to go to the hospital tonight. And she's like, ah, she's so dramatic. I'm like, of course, she has to go to the hospital. I'm like, what, like, what's the problem? She has to go to the, she has to go to the hospital. It seems like a pretty normal thing that happens to people who have a bad taste in the flu.

I don't know. I don't know if the hospital shaming is such a thing. I don't like these. No one knows what she's talking about. The salad, paper towels in the bathroom. No one knows. No one asks. No one asks.

Kelly's like, I love it. She's a good friend of mine. You guys, she means that. She's really sad. She's sad. She's really sad. Nice save, Kelly. Yeah. So next week, the guys I'll Nice save Kelly. Yeah, so next week

Well guys I'll go to a part with was it not ended well just it ends with Megan being like find out what hospital is and I want to get the medical records Huh, and they all laugh and they cut the peggy be like Next Peanut so next week the guys all go to this party, and they're all standing around, and David's like, so dear. So dear, so dear. Your wife has cancer, and he's like, no, three millimeters.

No, yes, yes, yes, dear. No dear, yes, dear, no dear, no dear, yes, dear, yes. Like, whoa, even David's getting in. Well trained, Dave. You know, yes, dear, yes. Like, whoa, even David's getting in. Well trained, Dave. You know, the hits keep on coming on real houses around China. That's what we got to say. And then Steve's like,

Kourfe Vorvicki. Be Obligar Naiso. You forgive Miss Haysu Kreece, that's super Australia. She's like, We just gross you Steve. Steve Lopez. Yeah. And that was Orange County for this week.

Woo! Orange County. We got time. Now we have our hour and 10 minutes with Real Housewives of Orange County. That was a full deep dive recap. But we're not done. We are not done. We got twenty four minutes here in Lincoln Hall and we are going to use every mod of fucking last minute. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage. Will you come up on stage?

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can you please, please, please, come up on stage. We know you just want to be a guest. Are you guys loving Dallas? I hope. Woo! Dallas is so good this season. We enjoyed last season, but this season... You did.

I was looking at enjoyed last season, but this season you did Did you Like last season Stay one please I know if you ever take 12 steps let it be to the bar with me telling ever quit done or Kelly Dodd Seas fun because I gotta tell you watch what happens live should be really good. Are you gonna be with her on there? Oh my god. That would be a duo. I'm just saying that poor clubhouse. I will be tuning in. That new clubhouse gonna be burning down. Oh my god. She better wear long sleeves again. There's

any sandpaper backs. Furn and furn. Okay, wait, Leanne, show the crowd. You're a ring. You're engagement ring. Woo! Oh. Leanne got engaged, y'all. So Leanne, so tell us about this engagement.

So here's my pressing question about this engagement. Okay. So like the ring was in like a box behind a balloon, right? Right. The shine of blue. Which did Chelsea might face though when he popped that balloon. I was like, they say how this fucking game works. I don't want no cheap damn prize now.

I've done busted three balloons. That is hard for the big group. So how do you have a weird look on your face? That's not how it works. Yeah, you did. I have some crappy prize, I might be crazy. But there are a lot of balloons. How did, did you tell you go for that balloon?

No, no, no. I was the one. I leaned back because you know, so I grew up on a carnival. So to me, I knew. It was a carnival. Thank you. Play games with me. You're going to pay.

Damn straight. Give me a dollar. So no, I was like, OK, look, here's the deal. The shiny ones are newer. We do this all the time. We blow up balloons and we leave them in a bin. And then we put them, do you want to sit with me? I feel like they're leaving me.

So the shiny ones will pop because they're easier to pop, they're fresher. We also blow up old balloons, which we leave in the back, and then hang every now and then, so that know when you're trying to win we stop you oh So you put them apps you you tar you target the balloon placement of course see Yeah, see listen you're hearing all the insights you've been how to win at a carnival here watch or cry The one I'm gonna the one I'm gonna use is the bottle win. Oh, you wrote up real high.

Yeah, I'm gonna keep you guys. It's called a ring toss. It's actually a game of chance. There's games of chance and there's games of skill. And so the ring toss is actually a game of chance. But if you throw it up high, it bounces more. So you have a better chance of winning. All right, so everyone, throw your rings high.

That's a new pink song also. Throw your rings high. And let it bounce around. And what is your favorite corny game? I don't, you know, you grow up work. It's like asking you if you worked at McDonald's, what your favorite happy meal is. The one with Buzz Lightyear.

I like the ad more. I like the one with the duck tails gets first. I had a Buzz Lightyear. I like the ad- I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first.

I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first.

I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I like the one with the Duck Tales Gifts first. I also had a Furby when they first come out. Oh I had a Furby too. Did you feed it and raise it and grow it and pet it? You know I killed a Giga baby. You know those Giga babies. I feel like there's nothing more terrifying than Leant and give a Furby. Love my Furby, love me. I had a black and white one.

I didn't I never spoke Furby though. It's careless. It's just like misbehaves. You just sanded it all the way down. I'm angry. I made it take the trolling. So I think a lot of people here know this, but for those of you guys who don't know this, Leanne has been featured in the feature film, Miss Cuduniality. Oh, I did. I did. That was awesome. I love working with Sandy. Sandy was an amazing, Sandy is a... Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock is an amazing human being. She lives in Texas, right? Did she live in Dallas?

Well, actually she lives in Louisiana. She moved. What? It's easier to be famous. What? To be famous? She's still as a house in Austin, but I think she spends a lot of time in the Netherlands.

I don't like to hear that. Or if you have a problem. If she just rub mosquitoes, why does she keep going to play like that? Well, because the food is amazing in the world. Well, because you know, oh, no, right? And so is the alcohol. It's true.

And the music. My whole bloodline is Cajun. And I'm the first in my bloodline to be born in Texas. So I always say that makes me the craziest because basically I have a Texas shell. So don't challenge me to do anything because I will fucking do it. And if you add alcohol to it, I'm not responsible. Girl, ain't that the trick. She's gonna get the show your test.

Oh, hell no. You ain't got that kind of money. Now come on. She's like Texas, what is it? What's your phrase this year? The horns and the Texas and all that. Oh, so originally, okay, so originally Andy wrote me a tagline and I appreciated it.

But I didn't feel like it encompassed me. And so his line was, I don't need a volume button. I'm always turned. That's good. That's good. That's good. I have to say. It's a tribute to the mouth of the South, but y'all, just because I'm loud, don't mean

it. That's not all I need. That's a good one though. So I wanted something that encompassed everything I was. So, my original tagline that I came up with was, I'm an authentic Texan. There is no bull about me, but if you mess with me, it is all horns.

Yes, all horns. And they were like, that's too fucking long. Yeah, edit. Yeah. So I got another thing. Yeah. It just needs an edit. Yeah, that's another thing.

I'm the questions. What do you want? I don't know. I got my problem is the butt because you're like, I'm all bull. Wait, what is that? I'm all bull. No bull.

All horns. All horns. If you mess with me, they took the mess with me. I think you don't have to mess with me. This one. You don't have to mess with me me to get the horn. You get the for free. They're like a gift with purchase. I hope you guys get like a solid 10 years so I could just string together all of your lines and do it like as a

monologue audition. If you only do it like the vagina monologue so it's really lovely. Oh totally. I saw Tudy in that. She was like really like feeling it. I spoke with Kim Feele's actually. Love her. Yeah. She was on watch what happens and she had like red hair, right? Yeah. She's had a bazillion hair style.

So what has your life been like since you started appearing last year as a, well, since you became a real housewife? So you know, for me, here in the reality is, apart from all of my other cast. I've been doing acting and modeling and this isn't my first reality show I did she's got the look I did big rich Texas. Oh, I love big Dallas Who else was that me and Heidi? We weren't main cast but Yeah, oh and you and you were on most eligible

Dallas I did a scene on most eligible because I helped one of the girls that was like the that was like the brabo's I feel like first attempt to do Dallas they tried like a few times but I feel like finally Bravo has cracked it like and even season one I like but I feel like now season two Bravo has finally cracked Dallas right thank god but so yes so here's the thing about Dallas Bravo has cracked it like and even season one I like but I feel like now season two Bravo has finally cracked Dallas But so yes, so here's the thing about Dallas that y'all have to get so most people in Dallas are so Freaking private that they like Cameron like Cameron only came on show because she's getting noticed

Smart plums Everything and that bitch has everything Get noticed Yeah, but you're still like came on cuz why she only came on cuz why oh No, I mean, I mean well she came on because we were in our second like dandruff I wanted dandruff in first season, but dandruff was like in first season. But Jandra was like, mm-hmm. Well, it's nice. I don't know, none about that. I'm not going on that show right now.

Not at all. No. We are not doing this in my home. Exactly. Well, because we didn't know what it was going to do. And thank God, because can you imagine her around me in my first season? I was like, yes.

She would have been like, we are not doing this missing. Now you sit down. She. I love last week. And I was like, oh my. Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? I love last week. And I'm like, um, I like the intro. You guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro?

I like the intro. I love the intro. Do you guys like the intro? I love the intro. Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro?

Do you guys like the intro? I love the intro. Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro?

Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? Do you guys like the intro? I should have the reunion. Is her mom as terrifying as she appears on TV? I am not legally allowed to discuss her mother, but thank you for asking. Oh. Leanne has to sit in the car outside. I actually, I'm the one who coined her mom a D because I'm trying to get adopted.

I mean, we loved D. We loved the first hair fall. Oh, no. But we love it. Did you know that there's a Twitter now that says power, Mima? Power Mima. Yes. One of the greatest things that Ronnie ever came up with, saying that she had power Mima hair.

I'm loving power Mima. Yeah. I'm just saying. I love her. No, if you really want to get that done, you should go up and tell him you'll use the company credit card. Well, see, and that's the thing. So here's the thing with Deandra and Mamadie.

So Mamadie is like me. She really did scrap. She really did make it from nothing. Like that woman fucking broke everything or an else she had to get what she's got, right? And here's Deandra. I don't know. It just looks too dark. I don't know if I like that.

So Mamadie is waiting for Deandra to be like, bitch, give me the company. And Mama D is waiting for. And Deandra's waiting for Mama D like Mama D. Duh. So. Yes. Well, her opening line is like, look, now I'm Deandra.

And then I'll have an empire. I was like, whoa. So yeah. It could be used against you in a court lobby. And she wrote that. And the truth is, I think, you know, that's what, that's what that family is. A strong Texas woman, I just can't explain to y'all

like what we're like. We are like, we're the funnest people to drink with. We will always be honest with you. But if you, with us, are our family, I know. I was editing. Yeah. If you mess with us, but if you with us or our family, it's okay. I know I was editing. Yeah. If you mess with us or our family, child, I don't know what your body is. Any mouthball. Yes, bitch.

We have some people. We have some people from Houston right over there. We have a lady from Houston right over there. Hey, that's my hometown. Go Houston. Got some years in Texas. Yes. Yeah, you're talking to an El Paso.

I'm from New York and living Los Angeles and I and I coward confrontation come from El Paso and not Spanish. Poquito. Porquito. No, porquito. Poquito. Poquito. Sí.

Well, por por que no, por que sí. Because why do I know summer? Why don't I know any? I'm a I know summer why don't I know any You know, so we do a segment on this show called I'm a God And we're wondering would you hang out while we do listener spotlight? Oh my god. Yes, I would love that

All right, so why would you do some listener spotlight and talk to some people in the audience right? Yay And we could do this old school Phil Donahue style. So Phil Donahue, you want my mic? Yeah, Ronny is coming into the audience with a mic. You just have to turn it on. Ronny, Ronny, Ronny. This is an interactive experience.

Ronny, pull your pants up because your jeans in the back look like they're like down by young knees. Yeah. Dude, oh my god. Crack. Crack in the back. Crack in the back. Crack in the back. Crack in the back.

Crack in the back. I love that headband. It wasn't that headband, everything. Okay. What's your name? What's your name? Jolie your name? I'm Joly. Joly. Joly.

Joly. Yeah, no. It is why I have the name. Uh, what can you just keep with the man that I've been told about the redness of this thing? Oh. That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying that I'm Joly.

You say? Yeah. And now you're famous. Yeah. Yeah, you made it. Oh, I'm stoked. Yes, Jolene. I'm stoked. These guys voices, like, you have no idea how bad I wanted to go to the hardware store,

again, editing myself. The hardware store and pick up, like, a vat of, like, sandpaper and put it on. Yeah. Right? Do they not of like sandpaper and put them all in. Right? Do they not just have some sandpaper up here? That would have been the most terrifying thing if you shut up with sandpaper. Oh, we are. I'm like, what should I just send? Should we just send champagne like we were trying to think of it and I was like, where's Home Depot?

Someone is actually calling me during the live show. It's probably a telemarketer. I knew you don't even know it. No, it's an unknown number. That's like an odd area code. It's probably like a 3-3 answer. No, yeah, let me answer. I'm scared.

Leanne's going to answer for me. Hello. That's why I speak there. No, I'm sorry. Ben's unavailable right now. Can I take a message? Ask who it is. Oh, it's a doctor's office. Oh, excuse me. Just for a moment.

I'm getting scheduled. So apparently that test, that test did not go as well as he thought. I'm actually doing a live show right now. I'm sorry. What lot of show right now I Late Malay because he was so confused Kaiser permanent Crossing me off the list Well, hope you didn't need that appointment. I mean no physical

Jolene still has a question by the way, we're sorry Jolene Jolene girl Yes, they rock thank you. Thank you Lala Oh Laura Oh Laura Happy birthday They love you girl All right, we got one up here. We got one all right up. Look Ronnie has to go the bathroom y'all have to hurry

He's like and put on girl. You know, I just walk right off and you know you and you and Brandy It's Jackie Flavin from from the crap and male bag frequently other crap and mailbag. Oh, my God, you're cute. Thank you. Thank you. You guys don't know I go. Yeah. You guys don't know I go. Yeah.

You guys don't know I go. Yeah. You guys don't know I go. Yeah. You guys don't know I go. Yeah. You guys don't know I go. Yeah.

You guys don't know I go. Yeah. You guys don't know I go. Yeah. You guys don't just like that. And I'm just like that. No, Jackie, beat your children. You heard. Don't let us stop you from slapping your kids when they need it, OK? Don't get rid of too much frustration.

Thank you, Jackie. Wow. Jackie! Jackie Flamen. It is crazy doing these and meeting so many, you might use many. Wow. Jackie! Jackie Favein! It is crazy doing these and meeting so many of you that we've known for so many years on L Internet. Is that awesome, though? Yeah, it's just rad.

I feel like you feel like you know them, and they feel like they know you, and then all of a sudden, you meet them, and you're like, oh my god! Yeah. But what you do, it's like five years, and I'm not gonna shit on the internet. We get it all, because we listen to other podcasts, too. And got know that feeling was like I actually feel like I'm like friends with you But like you don't know who I am. So like we do it to other people too. Yeah, like whenever I see Alec Baldwin

I'm like Alex Okay, okay. Okay. Oh, that's a low deck, Bob. Yeah, yeah. What is the below deck boat smell light? Feel free to jump in. Okay. The below deck boat, it smells like, or people,

or people, or people, or people, or people, game over now. It smells like old socks that need to be washed for sure. True. It smells like rancid salami mixed with re-box. What is wrong with that man? I think it smells like, yeah, but not like sex, sex. It's like dirty balls. Yeah, like that dirty dirty ball. Just like down there when it's nasty. You know, I met somebody.

Why am I sucking this? Why? Oh my god. What is my life? Take a shower This guy was this guy was told me you know sweaty balls like how it smells like crayons I was wrong with your crayon and you know I gave him the full on Think you know what the gag reflexes a real thing was he blowing a crayon? No, he was not a review, okay. It was not a personal review. You can't smell my Amazon store. It was like, but then I thought, okay, I can see that. Like, I can smell that a little.

But anyway, not sex, sex. Okay, I'm so sorry. Yeah, we're just smell like. We're just tapers and crayon balls, okay. Take it down with you. Smells like, smells like shammies youth shammies and refurbished couch in insides

I don't know smells like two-day-old pot that's still in the furniture. Yes, and starfish tuna Yes, starbursts. And I showered, so stop saying that. I think it smells like spray on glue for like the hair, the bad weave stuff. And not you, not you, not you, the poor people we've seen.

Poor people. The maidweaves, okay. Spray, spray glue. And like old spice, sock with like young people masturbation sperm on it I feel like it smells like Malibu rum and Bruno's tired tears All right, let's do another question Hey, Lee, oh, wait, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, don't know, you can ask the question, but then we'll do some... Oh, Tara has a gift. Tara has a gift.

Go, Ronnie, go. Do you want me to get up? I can get up too. I feel like I'm just sitting here. Whoa, we got a... Thank you. Yay! Oh! Thank you

Or question a question We will always do clear the flip and in fact did everyone hear that we have this contest going on right now? You guys can win a free Free Caroline Fleming cookbook. It's like a yes It's basically just post a photo of yourself on Instagram just doing Caroline Fleming I do like yoga or like be with a bowl of salt and at us us, and you hashtag, crap and, crap and flam. And, and hashtag, like, click yourself happy. And we're gonna choose our favorite ones, and they'll be the winner.

So we'll be certainly be having lots of clear the flams to go, even though we're the ones that we are right on the dot. All right, so we have a one more question for the back. Thank you. Did you have, did you have another one? Sorry. All right, so we have a one more question for the back. Thank you. Did you have did you have another? Sorry? Yeah Excle

I have my hands. Yeah, they're just hands Don't forget I have my hands. Yeah. They're just hands. Yeah. They're nothing in those hands. Don't make me spit in your face. Like that happened while I was just. Now to be fair, Leanne's not on my phone.

So therefore, you're naturally. Bitch. Yeah. Well, the person I've become closest to in real life is Leah Black. Because she has, you know, we post all the time. The person I've become closest to in real life is Leah Black. Yeah. Because she, you know, we post all the time. But because she lives in LA three months out of the summer.

And she gets bored. And I don't do shit in my life. I literally watch TV and talk and like eat. Like that's it. Sleep, Bart. That's what I said. When Bravo wanted to hire me, I was like, seriously, you're going to pay me to drink and act like an ass on TV?

Yeah. Where do I sign? Yeah, when the what when it falls so low that you're just taping a dude on his couch laying there farting scratching is like crayon nuts Yeah, I would say you know Steven from summer house is also super cool and Honestly like everyone we've met like it's not to say that the others are not cool, like we were hanging out with Tom and Ariana, but like we can have to go and like we literally bonded, literally like, it's like that's crazy, like I can't, like I can't.

Everyone, everyone we've met has been really lovely. I avoid meeting them for obvious reasons. Yeah, so if we've met anybody, it's because they already know it's not like a surprise I think the only to Chris nope girl. I'm going to the grow. Yeah, I was the one Like if you if she shoots me, I would have Nothing to say. I'd be like I deserved it. Yeah, like I know I have no defense. Yeah My later fat too my dream

My dream is to have Luanne in my phone and then shoot automatically be my favorite no matter what even if she was the worst person to me I'd be like would you believe it girls I've got Luan's number my phone sorry are you gonna end up in a bush I will gladly end up in a bush guy you ever ended up in a bush certainly we're all right let's do one more question from the back We're sending a lead in. I'm sorry. This our last one because we are bringing a lane was like the smartest thing about the game. Yes. Hi. You did what do you say hi?

Guys. Oh. Wow. Well done. Is that he's cute. It could be the start of your new life together. Oh, the answer is chicken. Really, have you met me?

You know, the quesia. I am like one word. I'm like, that's like saying, let's have sex for an hour. No, exactly. You got for an hour. No. Exactly. You got five fucking minutes, asshole. Man, I'm going to sleep. I'm sorry, I'm real.

I'm not that we have sex 10 times a week. I'm not. Okay. Oh my god. And that would not be my relationship. Oh, man. Anyway, so, um So you know what? I will say this because I've actually

talked to producers, even the owner of our company. And I really believed that there was a relationship. And then watching it, I really am shocked how much there wasn't. So it's, yes, thank you. At least you get to hear it. OK, now say that in one word, ma'am. Here you go. Fuck.

It's a point. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, I thought you said fuck. I was like, I liked that. It's like a little text. That's a different.

No. So. So that unfortunately that's all the questions we can take, because we have to turn over the theater for the next show tonight. You guys, thank you so much for coming. Thank you everyone up there. Sorry for everyone up there. We were looking.

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