Watch What Crappens - Live in Dallas #RHOSLC: Master Baiters

Episode Date: February 4, 2023

Real Housewives of Salt Lake ends its season as Crappens begins its live tour extravaganza. Will Whitney understand language by the end of this reunion? Will Heather admit to anything? Will Meredith hold her damn head still? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yes, Dallas. It's so great to be back here. It's been, it's been a few, we ended our tour in Dallas. We're picking it back up here in Texas. It's great, you guys are always awesome to us. It is so great to see you, and it's so good coming here from really any other city in Texas because every time I get to Dallas, ever since I was a little kid, I'm like, these fancy fucks.

Here we go. Fancy. Here we go. Fancy. Here we go. Dallas has the nicest, every fucking thing in Texas. It's the nicest. You are the fanciest asses in Texas. Our hotel is not like a fancy hotel. I'm a cheap bitch.

I book our stuff, generally, you know? It is nice. I'm like, I am leaving my the house now. You'll still have water That's kind of slimy and will run out like this Which is hard for a bigger body, you know, I'm like But damn those tiles are nice in there. No, aren't we? And the guys are hot. Let me just say oh My god, our of you right now.

What is happening in this city? Y'all do your squats here. A lot of nice donkey booties on the men here. A lot of people getting into their forward F1 pickup truck. I think I'm a jiggers. And we love it here. You know, in other parts of Texas, we're like, fuck you in your big trucks. And here we're like, fuck me with your trucks.

I know. The pickup truck thing really works here in this. It really does. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. Because you guys are like, I'm doing this for the fashion of it. Not to run you off the road, you know?

Now, there is a general part of Texas I'm having an issue with. Well, besides the obvious stuff. I think we already know that. Don't worry, it's not that kind of show. You know the Bucky's thing, like we always are like, Bucky's and then we went to Bucky's. That's all you have to say. And we're like, oh my god, you guys are like ripping off

your shirts. Yeah. But the past couple of times we've gone to Bucky's, I've ordered so much shit at the Bucky's that I'm like a drug addict in the room, you know like I keep saying I'm gonna buy one of those big saltwater taffy things and just have it for the kids Yeah Look has never seen that shit or the Bucky's like nugget or whatever Yes, yeah all the kinds all the I don't care what kind it is.

I get them all and then I felt so bad, like sad, you know? So today we're like, of course we're gonna go to Bucket. Of course. And I was like, fuck you, you little chipmunk squirrel thing. I don't even, and we happened to park right in front of the statue that's going, it's the, it's the Bucky squirrel thing and he's like this. Chunky little fucker, I'ma get out of here. I went in there got two hard boiled eggs and a carrot stick and I have sweet trouble where I was like fuck you. You're not getting

me this time. Meanwhile I was also going to have some self control. I was like you know what I'm trying to eat a little healthier, try to lose some weight and everything. I was like I'm going to go get just like one little thing of fudge. So I go to like the Bucky's Fudge Station. And there is a lady, I mean, I don't know who caused the drug wars in America, but she may have done it.

Because she's like, now what would you like? And she's like, you know, probably like, she's older lady, but you know, she's been like doing the fudge thing at Bucky's for decades. That's one easy job to get. I was telling him, that's a very proud woman. She's working, she's the head fudge lady at the Bucky's. Have some respect. She is so nice to me, but you know, all the other like fudgetts are like terrified of her. Because I swear to God, she spent the entire time while I was ordering my one thing of Vudge, returning to the six things of Vudge. She kept on

saying, like, now hold on one second, let me just let me just straighten up this Vudge and then she would just like, she would move it like one little centimeter, she's like, okay now what can I get you? And I was like, I'm just gonna have the chocolate Vudge, which is like, and what about the peanut butter fudge? I was like, no, just the chocolate. And what about the peanut butter fudge? Fucking drug dealers, I'm telling you, that's what they do. They slowly ruin your fucking life at that store.

Yeah, so then I wind up getting, I'm like, okay, I got like three different pieces of fudge. She's like, well, you know if you get one more, you get two more for free. And I was like, ah, okay, give me the salted caramel dark chocolate fudge. Then you get home with all of this fudge, it doesn't even make sense together.

You know, it's like Heather Gay put together a choir of fudge. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I take a higher place every time. Yeah, she just has this look of victory. Like when she puts that six one in, like I knew you would buy all the fudge. Turns the other ladies, that's how you do it. A, B, F, always be fudge and. I got fudge. You got fudge.

You got the fudge. I'm okay with it. I'm okay. Well, any who's a welcome to watch, well, crap. You got fuzz. You got fuzz. I'm okay with it. I'm okay. I'm okay. Well, any who is so welcome to Watch World Crappies are coming up. Yes? And we're happy to announce that on Wednesday, the ballot will be going live, so we want to make sure you guys all vote for all your favorites.

We got a lot of categories, it'll be very fun. So everyone vote for that. Oh, yeah, you got to get your vote in. This is a vote that actually counts in America. It does. And you can vote as many times as you want too. Can you tell I'm better? I'm so pissed off at everybody right now. I'm even pissed off at the mayor of B.K. like what did she do? Literally nothing. She sent us a Facebook

post and was like so sorry about the trees everybody. Be sure to go measure the centimeters of the trees that have fallen and you can claim those oaks on your insurance. I mean what what a nice lady. And I'm like, oh, really? You're gonna send me something to measure that with bitch? I'm like so furious right now. Like, she did nothing but help. Sorry, Karen.

I think that's her name. Okay, so. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so of Salt Lake City, am I right? Is everyone excited? Now, you know our opinions on this show differ, and I, with, literally, the rest of the world, because we love it. And I, the internet is so upset with this show, and it just kills me, because I know that poor Heather Gay is reading all of these comments.

She doesn't remember. Yeah, hopefully she forgets the next day. But I know she's reading them. I think this is like one of the best fucking things on TV. I'm like, I don't know what you people are watching. This is amazing. It is. And we actually, apparently, we have two very special guests here Brooks marks and Brooks marks right there

Hello, everyone look at this beautiful beautiful. I mean you look at that right there beautiful Brooks marks tracks. It's right right there Wow that was made by a baby Toddler's eng for Toddlers. See how people are pretty upset about this season and I really don't get it and I think it's unfair to the show and listen, I've never seen people give so many opportunities to terrible actors in my life. This show is really open the door to auditions. I'm loving all of the auditions. These ladies need some audition clad. You don't even learn your sides before you come into the audition. ANSI K is literally sign up like, oh yeah, well you know what I heard. I heard that Jen and Heather that Jen and Heather did some barbary kicks, barbary kicks, and did sex like that. Like, Angie K comes like already,

like she's already had the post production done on her. Have you noticed the way she talks? She sounds like she's already been spliced together. She's like, so today, the thing that I noticed was that Jen was a very bad friend of mine. I was like, was that from a paragraph? Don't give an improvising cast scripts because there idiots at it.

It's like Whitney can't do. We all know how Whitney is. Hey, Whitney, talking like refrigerator magnets that you're trying to form into words to make a sentence. Like duh, and then you've got Angie, and then you've got Angie Harrington, who just saves up a bunch of words in a sack and then dumps them all over the place at one time.

So yeah. Well, you see what I really didn't know about Joan was that she was going to get really mad at that and then go to sleep. She does have like a little bubble, a little bubble that her brain's up to get hurt. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no again? Sarah Paulson, like Sarah Paulson, wish sort of person. I feel so bad for Sarah Paulson whenever you guys say that. Every time I'm like,

fucking Sarah Paulson has worked her balls to the bone. Okay. That's what being a celebrity is. You work harder than one day someone gets on to Broadway who looks sort of like you and you're just a bone as that. So you know what? I went from fucking Cherry Jones's twink to now being Angie Harrington's twin. Thanks a lot, ladies.

Either way, all I can see with Angie Harrington this season is hurting that like, that Rasmata's audition outfit, where the hat, the top hat doing, where the Stansco marching in, I was like, oh, you kind of ruined your brand there, but you know what, that's what Lake City for you, isn't it? So when we open up on this second part of the reunion,

it is still the friends of, Sexy and, which is, you know. I hope I get it. I hope I get it. How many people does he need? How many people, how many? I'm gonna go. There's so many people on the bar, I got... How many pay-boughts are there? How many bought time, any guy? There was a lot of gunshots. I got a shot of the bar, so I'm hoping to get a golden ticket.

Yeah. Yeah. So, Dana, we open with Dana. We're back! Wow! Dana's skin is still rejecting the ray on Blaine Disney Evil Queen costume. She's attempting to use D earn another season, so... Ganna say.

LAUGHTER She's going to a Renfair next. Don't blame her. Yeah. She has a turkey leg, you know. LAUGHTER She just came from the Renf fair and is going to on. She's in between rent fairs. I went to Disney World with my family like five years ago and I got one of those turkey leg things

and I took a picture like... I'm gonna regret that picture forever. It just keeps coming up. I feel like Facebook is bowling me. It's like, remember this? I'm gonna regret that picture forever. It just keeps coming up. I feel like Facebook is bullying me. It's like, remember this? I'm like, I'm sorry. Well, I didn't understand that word. Would you say bullying?

Oh, you don't think I mean bullying. Yeah, it's bullying. Yeah, it's the Bravo version. So poor Danette looks like she's really itching. And so Andy's like, so, and she came. You suggested Jen gave Heather a black eye during a body-sister kick, sex groupay. I like when Andy's like pointing to people

that aren't there, like. Oh, well, I was talking to some people and they, you know, they said they had never heard of any sexual relationships between Heather and Jen, and I had never heard that before, so I assumed, okay, this is obviously platonic, which is why I said that. Then Heather's like, um, you've known each other for 20 years, and you thought she had a sex act injury. Is that what you're saying?

And Wendy's like, well, it's because we saw it because you know, oh, you know what, I think it might be that people think that, because we saw it on the bed. LAUGHTER I'll win Whitney comes up with something and she thinks she just figured out. She's just like, she's like in the old school, Carmen San Diego with the magnifying glass.

Hey, gum shoe. So Heather's like, and to add insult to injury, it's now a sex-capade. And I'm covering it up on top of my blackout. Thanks a lot, you guys. I cannot believe my friends would accuse me of having a sex-capade.

Roll the clip, please. She's like, Yeah, yeah, what about me? What about uh. Yeah, yeah. What about me? What about me? What about me? What about me? What about me? What about me?

Cut back. How dare you? How dare you guys? Yeah. Oh. Oh. Wow. OK.

Well, as a woman who wakes up with a black eye and scratches, did you want to find the person who did that, Heather? I want to see the meeting that they came up with these questions for Andy. How do you get somebody to talk about a black eye? Like it's such an obvious thing. Well, don't you want to find out? Because somebody likes the truth.

You woke up with a black guy and scratches. Don't you want to know? And she's like, I just feel that. I was drinking and that's a sin. And so whatever happened to me, I deserved it. I was like, yeah, that's the point of sin. That's what makes it fun. Yeah.

So girl, get a mug shot. Don't cry over it. Get a fucking mug shot of yourself, made into a magnet and put it on your dam. We're a refrigerator. You're taking the fun out of alcoholism. Yeah. Yeah, Andy's like, wow, that's terrible.

Well, Heather, I'm glad you're safe. And I hope you give yourself a break because it's certainly not worth the shame spiral you're putting yourself through, especially because we're going to need you to do it a few more times if you want to stay on this network. Okay. Ha, ha, ha.

You know, Heather, that is terrible, but just so you know, being responsible for things that happens is only required when you declare yourself sober. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha when you're an AA and then you have to like tell the truth about everything. That's why you should never get that drunk. Just get almost that drunk. Well, but don't drink yourself into confession. Well, speaking of AA, Angie and Angie and Renaissance Fairgirl, thanks for being here. Thanks for joining us here on this stage. Yeah.

So, you know, I love the way Andy just dismissed. I don't think he even learned her names. No. Right? He's like, Lolo, Tina, Mabel. I was like, is this a Mamba number five? Just... Wait, wait, wait, no, don't send me away yet.

I have... Oh, I heard that one has something to say. Go ahead. Jen, Jen Shaw threw a potato at a child the other day, I can tell you all about it if you let me stay on the stage. All right, I think that's enough for me. Actually, my husband was also an undercover policeman and found out that Heather Gay also deep-throated

a construction worker for a serial murdering a hamster in an alley. Oh, that's so. Really? No, Andy, Andy, no, this is very serious. I have something to say, and I should be on this couch right now. All right, go ahead, give them another go. Let's take this one again, slate.

All right, there's a reason why I blew up, Andy. At our dinner in San Diego, she was making fun of where I was living. So I live on the west side of Salt Lake City. It's more of a country town. It's like it's called Tawila. And like bitch, she doesn't even own a house. All right, all right. I think that's something that the Tina or Tina banana, Dan, a fan fan. No, that was my monologue. I swear, I didn't take it from anyone. At the I-up, what? Top's house was broken, a two.

And he confronted the burglar. And his eye hurt, so he had to go have eye surgery. And then his car flipped 20,000 times on the freeway and Passed Dada. Ah, Angie, I'm pretty sure you're just stealing Erica Jane's storyline now. I will not leave. I will not leave. Don't send us away, Andy. Don't you offer. No, I'll not leave. Or my husband ever. Oh God. All right, get the oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all right, well thanks, Angie Kaye and Angie H. and Dana.

Thanks so much for being here. And then he just gets up and runs off the stage. He's like, I am not hosting any more of these JV Reudians. Yeah. So there's like a little break time or whatever. And Heather's really trying it because Heather's basically... What am I trying to say? Okay, what's it called in sports

where you make a plan, her game plan? I'm such a fucking idiot, literally. Like I sit up here and I make fun of Whitney, it takes me five minutes to come up with simple shit like that. I'm telling you, I'm so sorry. God, this is my first one too. Don't ever, you know, and I'm up here, I've said don't stop drinking 20 times.

I know that's terribly offensive to say in 2023. It's killing me. I mean, maybe it's just that I was so drunk before I didn't realize how dumb I really was and I was fine with it. Anyway, the game plan Heather came in with is to just be my mother. Okay, that's how she's gonna get away

with every single thing today. Every time they call her out on something, she's like, well, I'm sorry, I gave up my life to raise you in your sister. I'm sorry. Hey, I am sorry. And she's like, and I know what they're thinking. There's Heather, the sinner, falling off the wagon.

And now she's on the dark side, and now you're a debaterous fool. I'm so embarrassed that it's just so not me. Hey, roll the crap, Clint Wheat. Yeah. What do I mean? What do I mean? Yeah, I like Heather's crying about like, you go to the dark side and this is what happens.

And then it cuts the other sofa. And it's literally Dana and Angie K taking photos like they're at Disneyland. Like, oh my god, get one of the cameras in there. Oh my God, oh my God, look. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crappy. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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Alright, throughout this season, Whitney has taken us on a healing journey. Whitney, please monologue now. It's really funny to listen to you at Longtalk. Thank you, Andy. I am filling the fillings that you fill. When you go on a healing journey, I was feeling so much that I started pilling. I am willing myself in a 60-mouse per hour, willing of course, W-A-G-E-L-I-N-G. Seminar car, willing. Just a master job that he was killing.

And now my boobs don't have a problem. They're spilling. OK, all right, Whitney. All right. Can we get some more specific questions for Whitney? Don't let her just go off like that, all right? So Whitney, how was your healing journey? Pacific questions for Whitney. Don't let her just go off like that, all right? So Whitney, how was your healing journey?

It's like, my healing journey was so healing. But unfortunately, I didn't know that I was gonna be questions. And who questioned you? Everybody, everywhere I turn. The other day I tried to call Heather, and then the phone answered, and it said, do you know who you want to be directed to?

And I said, stop asking me questions. I turned on the radio, and even the radio was questioning me. It was like, who let the dogs out? The other day I was trying to watch TV and I said, it's 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are? I said, stop asking me questions. I went to the movie theater and I was like, dude, where's my car? I'm like stop asking me questions.

Driving along, got milk, stop it! I must got in the crash on that one, Andy. Okay, well, Heather, were you able to support Whitney the ways you would have been able to if you've been in a better place with her at all end? No, because the only time I've ever even heard about it just got us with some camera. I was like, oh, slam.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. You see, that's what she's talking about. Heather, now Whitney's, Whitney could have a video camera on her face. She's such a ding-dong at this point. OK, she's dumb dumb. I get it. But Heather, that's not nice to say that Whitney's just

making this up for a storyline. Heather's like, yeah, the only time I heard about it, Beast was on television. So, yeah, the only time I heard about it, Beast was on television. So, yeah. Well, yeah, you're really my ex-hether. I can see where you're the one in the right. Well, but in Arizona, she told me my healing journey was childish and foolish and slippy.

She said, I made that entire weekend about myself, which I didn't, which is why I'm bringing up that weekend, when we talked about that all weekend. And you know, my memory just how it works, I was like, oh, it wasn't that bad with me, calm down, and then it cuts to Heather going, oh yeah, well the first night you made it all about you, and you're fucking childhood abuse. Yeah, not so sensitive. Whoever. Well Whitney, I am horrified that you would think that I would ever just miss you like that.

That's not how it would have ever been or would ever be. And it would have been a complete anomaly to how I feel about you. Let's give her a second for anomaly. Okay, a second for anomaly. Okay, second for anomaly. Yeah. I'm anomaly, anomaly, anomaly, anomaly, anomaly, anomaly, anomaly. I just love that poor Whitney doesn't get. She literally just, like I'm doing right now,

just looking up at the lights when you're confused and you're like, it's anomaly. What's that buzzing sound. Ooh. You just see her cornea's getting baked as she sears at the left. It's anomaly. Oh shit, I just baked my own cornea's.

It's supposed to read this shit now. How long do you hold it just be staring at a light like that? I can't see a damn thing now. Annomaly. I'm just staring at a light like that. I can't see a damn thing now. And not only. So, uh, so- I already got floaters in there. Do you guys have those? What the fuck is that? I had some big ones yesterday.

Just a gusty. I had big ones. It is? Yeah, I had very big floaters in there. I can't see any shit in there. Get the hell out of there. Scrub it out of me. So, just kidding.

I'm Apple Penciling Myself. OK, so this is, I believe it or not, we're making Just kidding. I'm Apple penciling myself. OK. So this is, believe it or not, we're making jokes. It's actually a pretty serious segment. And Andy gets very serious. You know, he. Andy asks, I just love, I love the answer. I mean, it is.

I'm sorry it is, it is. It is. I just love the way Andy Pivitz, because he's like, he's based like, well, I'm sorry you had it is I just love the way anti-pivots because he's like he's based like well I'm sorry you had to go through that Hey, well, they're cousins and ex-mormons they got big boobs Your boobs look great though How they feeling let's take a look I just love how we just move right from that segment right into

The usual stuff so then we go into bad, went from sunny to dark and storming again this season. So candy, come on, it's a bad weather thing. You can make this work. He didn't try. He was like, fuck this show. He's over it. He's like, fuck all of you. He's so over this reunion.

So then we see the clip of Whitney, at this lingerie party, this lingerie party was one of my favorite things. I love people fighting in lingerie. I didn't know it. Yeah. Until this season, but this getting so deep and serious

when your boobs are like pushed up to here, Whitney is lit. And first of all, it's also an unfair fight when you're fighting with somebody as gorgeous and like worked out and stacked as Whitney. I would just be like, you win. Everything you say is the truth because you automatically wave.

You do the most squats. You're correct. But this show really broke boundaries, I mean, because it was really the first show we saw where someone gets really thrown into some Venetian blinds. Like the Venetian blind, heaving was unparalleled and just to see if they've showed all season long when he got into those Venetian blinds, she's like, ah!

Yeah. All tangled up. Yeah. So I love the smack of the Venetian blinds, you know. So then it cuts to Whitney and going, Hanshee told us that Lisa and John had those tickets to the jazz game because Lisa swallowed just for jazz. And you were there, Heather. And Heather's like, that is a lie.

And then so we see Whitney in the hot tub, which I feel like is always where Whitney speaks from. Like even if it's just in her mind, that's always where she's thinking. Like splash. So hot tub Whitney is like, at a very basic level, if Heather can't validate my feelings, then I probably have to take a friendship break.

So then Andy's like, wow, well I don't think anyone saw this coming except for the producers that engineered this, wow. So where do you two stand? Heather's like, it's not good. It's not good, okay? It's like, all right, okay, well, Judy from Judy Town says, with me, after watching the episode back, do you stand by calling Heather a liar? Do you think that if you told the story again sober, you think you might have the same outcome?

She's like, well, that was a very long sentence, so I'm gonna try my best. I'm just gonna start with outcome. That was Lisa's problem. Lisa sees outcome. She jumps right on it. And before you know it, she's following around the Harlem Globetrotter state to state for free. Andy! You can't get in seats without come.

So, she's like, Kappa, it's not fair because like when I'm drunk, it just makes everything so messy because I get my words confused. Can I start again? Like, all right, Lenny, give it another go, Lenny. It's just, it's really hard when you're going up against someone who's like a master debater. That again, that again.

Hey Whitney, what? What Whitney? She's like a master debater. It's like she takes pleasure in doing this. A lot of self pleasure. Is it hard with me? Yeah. She's pointing the finger at me, but she needs to finger herself.

She's telling a lot of life she's expecting me to swallow. She's acting like a jerk and I say no more jerks. I want a jerk off the stage. She has so much inside her, I would just wish she'd release. Release it, have her release it. All right, I've actually got a job. So let's move on. Do we all saw Andy trying not to laugh when she said master debate, right? He's like, ugh.

I think that's the moment Andy actually woke up in the... He's like, does we just love that shit? Like masterbater? Um, and he woke up. Because the rest of the reunion he was fine. It's like, that's all you need. If you come, jokes, and Andy's right back in. All right.

So, Brigham from Wagonful of Ladies with split ends and long underwear says, Heather, you said if you choose to recuse something from your memory that that is your right, what the fuck does that mean? I don't understand that. Even reading it back days after it actually happened on television.

And Heather's like, when I did hear the rumors, it's when I got to Arizona, and I was told the rumors in the bedroom, and then we see a clip of what you being like, I found out that Lisa performed sexual favors to get seats at jazz tickets. And for the advancement of Vita Tikiva. And then it's like, oh my god, this is so good.

So Heather's like, these rumors were so conflated. And if you want to say bad things about people, and you just say you're involved now, because I told you about it, that is unfair. It is my right to be a bitch to someone else on my own terms, which I actually actually agree with she's right on that one So Andy's like well, and he's like well, why would you like why would you call her a liar? Why would be calling a liar it folks such a huge reaction and the Heather's like well because I wasn't lying and then all of us talked about waking up all

the sudden Meredith is like I was talking about waking up, all of a sudden Meredith was like, baaaaaang. No one wants to be called a liar. It's like she just got retarded. You know what's like when your laptop finally has like, it died, you plugged it in, and it's black, then all of a sudden out of nowhere, it's like, hello. Yeah.

Yeah, but she called me a liar, too. And Heather said, no, I didn't, Whitney. I said that what you said is a lie. It's very different. And then, Whitney goes, yeah, but you called me a liar and a drunk. And Heather just goes, yeah, she's a smog. She's like, yeah.

Well, Copa from Cabana says, Meredith, you say you're a loyal friend because you keep forgiving and defending Jen despite her constant lies and scamming innocent victims. Did Whitney deserve the same patience and grace you gave Jen for far worse? Do you think that Heather holds you to a higher standard, Whitney? And Whitney goes, ha-ha! And he's like, yeah, higher standard. And Heather goes, oh, definitely.

I definitely hold Whitney to a higher standard than everyone else. And so Whitney's like, yeah, well, but your actions don't convey that, Heather. And she's like, what? She goes, yeah, well, but your actions don't convey that Heather. And she's like, what? She goes, yeah, because Jen can do anything, and then you'll go running right back. And others like, right.

Because hold her to a lower standard. No. Yeah. But like, I just called you a a liar and then I get shut out. Yeah, because you're at a higher... Higher stand. You're at a high. Have you ever seen a commercial for a Hebrew national hot dog?

Higher standard. That's the way he's just staring at the lightsight. Are my eyes moving or are the lights moving? So then, Andy from Manhattan asked everyone if a monkey weighs 20 pounds and a banana weighs 3 pounds, we'll witness the ever-understanding English. Alright, it was on there. How's that?'s on there? What was that?

Open in a? So yeah, Andy then basically asks if Whitney's newfound friendship with Lisa may have clouded how there's judgment about everything and how there's like, yeah, it was a quick pivot. It was such a 180 that it just made me question everything. So now Lisa jumps in and she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hi. 180 that it like just made me question everything so now Lisa jumps in and she's like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Hi Hi reunion Hi Hi and Hi reunion Hi reunion Hi Hi

Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi I love that accusation. I love that. I love that. Sundance. Hi.

Okay, well, Heather, you and I were working on our front shop. So I think that you would want me and Whitney to work on our front shop. Right, but that's why I didn't want Whitney to sell these rumors in front of everybody because it was mean to you and it seemed like a backward step for you and Meredith and me and Whitney and Whitney and Meredith, Lisa and me, Mormonism and me. LAUGHTER Now's not the time, either. We'll get there. OK.

I was dying for Andy. I'm sorry, I quit college for this family, Andy. I was dying for Andy to say, Hey, Lisa, you realize you're kind of defending the girl who introduced rumors of you giving blow jobs for jazz tickets to the dire season, right? That's the thing, the show is so fucking crazy because Heather was right in the beginning of the season.

People are just making up all sorts of shit and Whitney's like, you heard about her giving blow jobs for teet-vee-te tequila and having babies for rabbits so that they would talk somebody into selling her tequila on a taco truck. I mean, Whitney's just coming out with all kinds of shit. And Heather's like, no, I didn't. And now Heather's a bad guy, because she didn't.

She didn't verify Whitney's. Heather, just, she's one of those people that just can't accept being right. It's like you're right, you're in the right. So then she just becomes a victim and just ruins her whole fucking season. She had a really good game up until the past few weeks, right? Yeah.

Poor thing. I know, I still like her, but yeah, she did kind of, she did kind of whiff with the whole black eye I see oh she really the mystery black eye girl. I don't care. I watched lost I'm still waiting for a descending to that sit. I'll believe for the rest of my life that is gonna happen Maybe in 20 years Heather will finally tell us what the fuck and you know I saw because I saw some teenager on TikTok said this, and they're right about everything.

They taught my niece how to make a cheese at the other day. I mean, that app is not fucking around. But I saw some girl on TikTok the other day say, I heard, and you know, she has like a picture of Heather with her black eye behind her, because you know how you do that. You like put yourself in front of the picture.

And she's like trying to move. So you can see Heather's whole black guy. Like a fucking love TikTok. I'm obsessed. OK, so this girl's like, well, I heard that Heather got her black eye because she was doing Coke in the bathroom. And that's also my favorite thing to accuse people of. And she was doing it on the sink and when she went down to get it, she hit herself on the

... Yeah. Oh, it's like that makes that so logical. That explains why she fell off the boat. Yes. Why she fell off the boat. I she fell off the boat. I literally, by the way, I literally got a tweet today that was like, guys, here's the footage of her falling off the boat. I'm not even joking. She didn't fall off the boat. All right, just a little Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh- I literally made that decision right before I left in the hot tub.

That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does.

That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. That's what she does. I just signed the document, send the hot tub. Hot tub thinking machine.

So, Lisa's like, and by the way, like Jan, Jan was deflecting from the fact that she had said a lot about Heather and the hot tub, because I ever see so many texts that were like, I fucking hate Heather. I fucking hate Heather. You have a beautiful voice, Lisa Barlow. I fucking hate Heather. I fucking hate Heather. You have a beautiful voice, Lisa Barlow. I fucking hate Heather. And I was like, thanks, Jen.

Someone finally appreciates my voice for what it is. And listen, I know that just the nature of being a real housewife, you're full of shit, right? But I tend to believe Lisa more these days because she says things that turn out to be not only true. I'm with her. Yeah. Because she says not only true things,

but literally exactly word-for-word. Because she goes, Oh, yeah. Well, I was getting text. They said, I hate Heather. Fucking hate Heather. Fuck Heather hoped she dies.

And then they put up on the screen. I hate Heather. Fuck Heather. Hate Heather hoped the screen. I hate Heather. Fuck Heather. Hate Heather hopes she dies. I'm like, that was like a literal. She's a real national treasure. Yeah. She is.

So, um, yeah, so then Andy asks Heather if she was upset by anything that she saw there in the hot tub. And then we see the clip of Whitney going, Heather has made me feel like I need friends. Like, she's my friend, 60% of the time. And I don't need friends like that. And this I declare in the hot tub. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's like Independence Hall in Philadelphia. It's on the Constitution. It's like everything is huge. We need people.

A huge new day for Whitney, you know. The Brave Bold Day for Whitney Rose this Thursday or Friday. Do we have Quorum in the hot tub? So good. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So then Andy's like, yeah, but Heather Heather weren't you upset when any of this happened like you saw the text and then Lisa pulls out her receipts

What can goes to these housewives go to that every receipt is this big? They're huge They're large and they're 20 pages long. She's like, I've got it, Andy. It's like a boxing match. I spent a girl to hold them up and just walk around in the middle of the room. So Heather's like, how is it set? But then, you know, I just, I mean, I see that played out on TV and I texted her.

But I mean, I also say like, Whitney, when did you get so good at math? 60%. I texted her, but I mean I also say like Whitney, when did you get so good at math? 60%? It's like, oh. Don't call Whitney stupid. How rude. She was in the hot tub. Okay, her math works in the hot tub.

It feels different when I do it. Whatever. Jesus. I know. And then so Lisa and Whitney are doing that thing where they make a pact. They're going to stick up for each other no matter what. So they just start repeating the exact same thing over and over.

Lisa goes, not true. Not true. Not true. Not true. Not true. Not true. Not true. Diet Coke.

Chilupa. Chilupa. Chilupa. I love that. Wait. Wait. Can I get it, Chilupa? I'm parked. Wait. Can I get a Chalupa? I'm parked. I'm parked.

And I... She would order Chalupa if she's thirsty. So then Heather's like, don't try and put this on me. We only knew that we were in this battle of a place because of Bravo Con when you flipped on me at Bravo Con. And then we see what a fucking nightmare. Bravo Con is, okay. Now listen. Yeah. BravoCon looked really fun and everybody did you go?

Yeah. Oh they went. I want a party with that. Oh, bro, look at that fucking rock. So you're my people down there. So yeah, so BravoCon, everybody who went is like, it was amazing. It was the best thing that's ever happened to me. But for these housewives, what a fucking nightmare. I mean, they were just like being booed by the village, by the townspeople. So they're going to get tired and feathered. So we see a clip of this.

And Heather is like, well, Heather is asked who reaches out the, who reaches the most in an argument, right? And the audience goes, ooh, and already you're like, I better not fuck this up, this audience will kill me, they will literally fucking kill me. And Heather's like, Whitney Rose reaches the most. I mean, you decided that you were gonna dump me

as a friend, not tell me. And to me, that feels like a reach. The audience is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just see flames starting to go up in the audience. I was like, someone save Whitney. And then it comes back. And then Heather's like, and then you said all those things about me on your podcast.

And then we go to the basement of Whitney's house. There's some lady who like, I mean, the breasts were huge. It was like two loaves of bread. It was like a bakery. And she was wearing a turtle neck, but she had like a cutout to be like, just in case you didn't know. I have two loaves of sourdough here

that I learned how to make in a pandemic. Sourdough, those were some sourdough. I was bulls, those two bulls. That's just a lot. And I would normally say you can't have too much bread, those two bulls. That's a lot. And I would normally say you can't have too much bread, but girl, like. And I liked that we see this video of Whitney's podcast. And in the corner, it just says, yeah.

It says YA. So Whitney has a podcast. I can't imagine why. Have you ever read her Instagram? Oh, Jesus Christ. OK, so the other day, I're Instagram. And I'm not imagine why. Have you ever read her Instagram? Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, so the other day are Instagram And I'm not quoting this. I don't want to like make you wait for me to search for it. It could take a while I might get on TikTok and be like, tell me more girl, but um Witnesses to post are all like I

Look up today realizing The spirit of myself is saying no what I want. And then sometimes I'll say yes, because I have power. I'm a woman, a woman with power in my feelings. And when I feel I can walk. At Whitney Rose Jewelry. At Whitney Rose Space Show 3. Well, she has a real good burn on this podcast, okay? Because she says, I'm no longer going to hold back.

Heather needs to look in the mirror and tell her own lies until she realizes she's lying to herself. Get it, because she's saying lies in a mirror, so she sees herself in the mirror, so she's telling lies to herself. Yeah. Tell lies in the mirror and then see how you like it. Yeah.

And then candy man will come out and be like, stop lying to me. Because when people don't live in their own manipulation, and truth, then they live in their own manipulation of gas lighting. So good luck, Master Debating in the Mirror. Hope it gets all over you. Love the set, though. I love her podcast set. It's her basement bar. That shit is color.

I'm not a Mormon anymore. So I'm going to have a podcast in front is her basement bar. That shit is color. I'm not a Mormon anymore. So I'm gonna have a podcast in front of a basement bar. Stop that, Joseph Smith. Oh. Oh. So then we'll start a Weight Watchers podcast just in front of like, you know,

shelves of bread and fruit loops. That's it, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. So that I could suck it, Oprah. So that comes back and when he's like, yeah, I did that podcast after Bravo Con, it was a reaction and others like, you know what, I don't wanna litigate Jen. Wait, Jen has a little gate?

Why didn't no one tell me? So Whitney's like, but Heather, she didn't what so mean to you that day, that whole day. And he says like, yeah, she said, you know what, fuck her, my lawyer's fucking hate Heather. She'll re-fucking hate Heather. John Smith hates Heather. Ronald McDonald hates Heather.

Merrill Strip hates Heather. Chuck in the box hates hei tsa-da. Like, geez. Poor Heather. And so Heather's like, okay, well, Jen's a terrible person. What do you want me to say about it? I'm sorry that I worked five jobs to support this family when you were growing up.

Wouldn't it's like, you care more about Jen than you do me. And that's fine. I've accepted it. At least it's like, yeah, you even said at the Marilyn Monroe dinner? She can't say Monroe. Monroe. It's the Monroe. Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe. You said your writer died with Jen to Whitney. Whitney is asking you to hear her. How could you do that? I'm out there's like I'm not using the term ride or die anymore Because I know what it's like when your family your sisters who are supposed to ride with you Die the spirits is dying. I wanna thank so a lot for what you all did to me.

This is where we're worth smithing. This is where we're worth smithing, okay? It's not. It's not that. It's not that. It's not that. It's not that. It's not that.

Cholo but let's just stop, stop YouTube, stop. So then Andy's like, all right, everybody from everywhere, and all at once says, Heather, you're a real asshole this year. What's going on with camera? You get yourself off camera? What's happening? Someone peeing in your cornflakes off camera? What's happening now, there?

Well, about first Lisa goes, I don't think it's out of character at all. I told you that bitch was a good time girl. Good time girl. Season one, set it. You learned about a lot of things when you're tied to a pole. Literally even pull up her shirt. She's in one, one like exactly in it. God, she's a truth teller. I really didn't understand until tonight until I said it.

I'm making myself a cult member. I'm talking myself into it. I like it. I'm sorry, I'll show that. No, no, never shut up, Ronnie. No, because I keep doing this. I keep going. So when he made that,

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So then Andy Dono wasn't even allowed to be discussed. The real one or the pop star. So then Andy does this thing. When Andy wants to go in on someone, he sort of has this thing that he does, which is like, all right, I'm gonna come at you nicely now, but if you don't play ball, I'm gonna be a dick soon. Okay, so he goes, wow.

And he sort of like, he shrinks down and goes, it does do that. Wow, I guess to me, you seem like to me. Like the first few seasons, you're like the epitome of own it, and now you're just saying, bullshit. It's me. Like the first few seasons, you were like, the epitome of owning it. And now you're just saying bullshit. Yeah. And she's like, well, some cathartic things happen, you know?

And it made my emotions rise to the surface. And it made me less amenable to being a good person. That's my favorite answer of this whole reunion. And she's like, I'm sorry, that made me less amenable to being a good person. What do you want from me? It was trauma, bitch. And she goes, but there were victories. Ski day, I was nice to Lisa Barlow and Ski day.

While I'm, I'll have weakness as. Every wall of my ass could look back and see something that we did wrong in our lives. Mine was trying to mush up a chicken nugget for Bruxy. I was saying he was digging. I had no idea that years and years of seeing open the hanger here comes the plane would give my toddler a debilitating fear of flying. We all do things wrong.

Face book memories showed me that I once wore something sleeveless. What's up? It's going on. Does she have magical powers with her arms? That she is trying to protect the world from? I feel like if she, like, shows her arms, they're, like, radioactive and then everybody around her dies.

It's like one of those superhero things, or she's like, do not show down. The ha! Yeah, she's like in the bath. She's like under, under bubbles. Something going on. You will never. She's like Anna Pack with an X-men.

She's like, don't touch. My shoulder. Something could destroy me.Men. She's like, don't touch. My shoulder. Something could destroy me. Yeah, it's like beauty lab. Yeah, like your super power, but when it's really dangerous for other people. Yeah. Oh, it's fucking fucking awesome.

This show has so many layers. So why are you still here? What are you still doing here? So, yeah, so basically Heather goes on about like, oh my god, like, Mormonism is suing me right now and girl is suing me So hard for me Mormonism parents

Shame, she's like using all the trigger words, right? I'm texting her right now. I'm just kidding. I'm not could you imagine? Like these people would ever allow that shit. I'm pulling this up because this is a tweet that Lisa Barlow made that says, Heather filed a trademark application for Badmarmine. Based on her book for the church, filed an opposition to that trademark that the church is not suing her for damages or anything like that,

but just infighting her ability to get that trademark. Heather's like, they're coming after me. Well, I can't just say, hi, my name is Ronnie Scientology. You can't do that. You know? Here's our podcast, Scientology Crappens. No.

Look at your ass. Whoo! Strike that from the podcast, because I don't need a. Look at your ass. Strike that from the podcast, because I don't need a stranger at my door. I live in Hollywood. I live in Hollywood. I live way too close to the Scientology Center and Los Angeles to be joking around like this.

I know the crappies is just some little tiny guy jumping on the couch talking about how happy he is. I'd be okay with that. I would be okay with that. I know, could you imagine? Even though we're fired, we'd be like, score. I know that. I was worth that.

Okay, so Andy's bestie likes. So where do things go for you, too? No, I'm sorry, I have to continue with this victim monologue because she goes. The Church of Latter-day Saints is suing me, and I can only imagine what my friends and family from the Church are thinking, because I'm going into this book, and I'm talking about things you just don't speak of. Did you know that caffeine isn't allowed in the Church? It's only hot caffeine. Is it not allowed in the church? It's only hot caffeine. There's a taste, Cimid. There's a little taste, Cimid. It's huge, amy.

Just waiting for the headlines. Things we never knew about Mormon is, your knees never get cold. Like, oh, shut up a bat. Wow, Heather, that sounds terrible for you. And so you guys, where's it go from here? Because we need to know before wherever it does go, we destroy the next season. So she's basically what he's like. Well, I don't know. She says she doesn't want anything to do with me.

And she said that once people cross me, gee, cuts them out. But she left the church. So I don't know if I've still crossed her. I'm confused. I'm with these, I mean, Heather's just looking at her like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And he's like, so Heather, she goes, I'm trying to receive this. So then, now we come back, there's like a little break, there's a lunch break, and the couches are in each other's trailer, right?

So it's Meredith and Heather, and then Whit, Dumb Dumb and Lisa. And Whitney has a sombrillo, which we learned this week on Real Housewives of Miami is an umbrella. Cause Alexia is like, Matisol, Sombrillo. Sombrillo. So, Bravo, educating the masses. Yeah, so they're having like an angry eating salad off. They're both like stabbing their sweet green.

Like, can you believe what she's sad? I know, it was so rude. I know, I just got a cucumber. I just got a romaine. Oh. She's playing the victim card. Like, she knows she looks bad. So she flips, and she flops.

She did a really good living room. I'm not going to lie. It was like a farmhouse but modern. Okay Whitney, I'm gonna need you to stay focused because if I'm getting on the Whitney Rose train, you're gonna have to be a little better than this right now. This is really hard because she's like so subdued in the heart.

I'm like, who is this Heather? Who is this person? Like, show me your tats. So there we go back out to the set where Andy is doing his panting thing where the cameras are not rolling, so we just slouches in his chair like this. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah.

Uh, they'll be rolling at Dr. Pratton like, I can't. Uh, okay, hold on. Let me hold you to myself up. Uh, and we're back. All right. Ugh. I was wondering what he's doing in there. I like to think he has like a smart home,

and he's just like sitting there, like turning the heat way up and just watching the nannies run around, like thinking they're dying, but he keeps like re-locking the doors with the ring. Well, whoah, well, I don't know why I just went whoah. It's all changing. What, whoah, whoah.

Hey, so we'd like to welcome the husband's now. We'll keep this as painless as possible, but unfortunately, we are gonna have to watch more footage of Justin and Chuck Lipsyrup, so it's gonna have something. And he does that thing where he's like, it's a husband segment, but I don't wanna husband. And Heather's like, I don't have a husband, either Andy, you can be my husband.

No, okay? That's not what I don't have a husband. I'm speaking personally now, I'm projecting. Me telling my best friend, I don't have a husband, doesn't mean I'm asking you to move into my fucking house, okay? You still have to pay your own bills. So we're not having this discussion again,

I'm old, okay, I'm sick of it, it's every year. I have a question, so I'm assuming we have a lot of moms here, parents, moms, dads here, right? Yes, y'all do great work. I don't have children, so I wanna know, was what I was watching, is this what it's like when you bring your toddler to take their first photo at Sears because watching John Barlow on the sofa

and Lisa goes, okay, we're gonna look over there. He's like, okay, smile, smile. Is that what it's like to okay, smile, smile. Is that what it's like to be a parent? It is so, I went to the mall to get my olden mills photos taken back in the day. And it was like the western theme, you know? And they're like, don't smile. And I remember even thinking as a kid,

that is so fucking smart to just tell a group of kids, don't smile, you're cowboys. And that is John, he's like, like tough, John, like tough, he's like. And you can just be this entire segment, you can pretty much, I feel like you can see Lisa Barlow mouthing the lines that John's supposed to be saying. Always.

Hi, Andy. John, say hi. Hi, Andy. Say his name is be saying. Always. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. John. Say hi, Andy. Say his name is Andy. Say hi. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hi.

Hi, Panby. Say how are you? How are you, Andy? I'm good. You look great today. Seth is a more Seth. No. You look great today.

You look great today, and you can do it. You can do it. You look great. Great. Yeah. You're do it. You look great. Great. You're doing great, honey. He's giving me a headache, moving my eyes, but they're not moving my head.

All right, honey, honey, like we practice, look at Seth and say, Sup, bro. Sup, bro. He's doing good. He's good. He's good. Just give him a moment. He's good.

Come on. Sup, bro. OK. All right, I'll make a moment. He's good. Come on. Stop, bro. OK. All right, I'll make this as painless as possible. Justin, thank you for not wearing a knockoff Gucci tight T shirt and a giant fake gold chain. OK? Looks like your career shift has worked

to permanent slobbery for you. How's that going? It's like, well, Andy, thanks for asking. I mean, once I got over the anxiety and uncertainty of what's coming next. It's like, well, Andy, thanks for asking. I mean, once I got over the anxiety and uncertainty of what's coming next, it's pretty awesome getting fired for my job. I have to say, oh, and that clip of you canutling, so to speak, did they specifically say, hey, we don't like how you're behaving on this show or, hey, that was a lot, the chocolate

syrup thing or, hey, a lot, the chocolate syrup thing or hey, a lot of our employees need therapy now. I didn't want to say that to you. So you're trying real hard to get a new job in Utah where they're judging you for having sex with your own wife. Let's roll that clip again. Or else you're all like that.

Let's roll that, yeah. You wouldn't be like, eh! Oh! Come on, baby! Um, yeah, Whitney like So he's like so was that specifically why you were fired? Let's roll the clip again Let's see that again. Was that why you were fired? Do it again. Do it again. Okay, now do it fast They're spinking a real fast and John what's this but the other one with bleach teeth. What's this name?

on what's this button, the other one with bleach teeth. What's this name? Seth. Seth. Seth is like, I just want you to know this, Andy. I have learned so much. I learned so much. Have you ever heard of a PlayStation? It's amazing.

So there was this article on Bravo, you know, I follow Bravo on Facebook, and they're like, you wouldn't, you rose, shares news about her, husband, Justin's employment. And then you have to scroll, you know, I follow Bravo on Facebook, and they're like, Whitney Rose shares news about her husband, Justin's employment. And then you have to scroll, you know, click through the fucking 97 Windows Bravo and makes you click through.

I'm like, all right, what's Justin doing, you know? Like, surely they found aliens to build another pyramid for him to top, you know? Let's see what he's doing. I scroll through that Hold-Dem article, a commercial and a video, and Whitney goes, He still hasn't found a job, and we're happy. I'm like,

This is when it's worthwhile to be Alexia. Don't scroll, don't have to be bothered with it. You won't be disappointed about what you don't see. As far as Alexia knows, she's like clicks on Justin Rose in a story... Lysol, Lysol. Wow. Good for him. Someone that is using Lysol.

I heard he's like the CEO of Lysol now, so good for him. He's good. Oh, well, you're not Peter. Oh, well, you're not Peter. So, um, so then Andy starts asking, uh, he's like, Hey, Seth! So, uh, anything that crosses the line for you when it comes to filming, I mean,

we obviously saw you take a bubble bath with Meredith. And Meredith goes, well, Andy, everyone's making it out to be a big sexy moment. But we were chatting in the tub, and we were merely talking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's hilarious.

That's hilarious. Then we get to, uh, Blair from Witches Eat Snitches says, John, uh, John, do you think that you and Lisa are spoiling your asshole, child, asshole child with Range Rover and expensive clothes? Any regrets? Do you take any responsibility for the douchebag he's become on TikTok? Yes or no?

I couldn't believe they didn't roll the footage of Fudge College seriously. And I think we all know who went to Fudge College, the lady from Bucky's. Yes. The day we're talking about Fudge College the last time this year, Ben met the head of Fudge College at Bucky's. I literally met the president of Fudge College today. So John and Lisa get real like, I can't believe he would say this about our children. John's just like, uh, what do I do? What do I do?

He just goes, uh, uh, no. John told us like we know. And Lisa goes, you know what, Andy, like, our kid does everything himself, and since he was three years old, he's managed to sound schedule. Yeah. Yeah. He could do his own schedule since he's been three years old. That was awesome when he first started driving cars.

That's when he got his first Lotus, but he totally bought an X-Style 9-Dat. That was the first time he made bananas foster. Yeah. So, John, and Seth, your relationship is more awkward than Seth's mullet. Seth? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, why have we not addressed that?

As like a society, right? Like, no one's talking about that. That man's cheating on you. I can't believe you now. No. And I've called him right many times. No, no, someone who has a man crush on Brett Farve is not a cheater. If your man shows up one day, and he has either got a gem membership or a mullet, divorce

him immediately. Or start moving your money slowly into another account. It's a best advice. So now listen, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I don't want to defect my Patreon bottom line either. No. We got to protect ourselves, ladies. You were the only people I married to in this world.

Don't let me down. So, Seth's like, I just, you know, what? I don't like, I don't like confrontation, Andy. That's something that I really don't fucking like. You know what else I don't like Toes and my tanks Toes and tanks so that John's like oh, I'm sorry. I'm gonna say literally the same thing that you're gonna say How is that possible? We're talking about the exact same thing I know we both know it's about the exact same thing I I'm saying the exact same thing. It was really hurtful.

And I just look at it for exactly what it was, Andy. A religious crusade against my wife. I saw it as the Romans mass murdering all babies that could possibly be, like, John, John, calm down. John. Fucking crusade. He's like the hardest part for me was the, what was it? The hardest part for y'all was when Seth was making fun of me.

When Seth was making fun of me, and I was there, I would never have made fun of Seth. At least it wouldn't either, because Lisa sounds like you. I don't think that because it sounds like I'm good. It sounds like I'm saying it. But since I was three, I had to die, Cal. I've not just just three years old. He has a calendar, a bit of tequila, so. SEC is just made up of something.

SEC, SEC filings. So I was like, just go. Just go. And he's like, just go. You suck. You're terrible. I thought it would help having actual warm bodies on stage. Unfortunately, John doesn't even have that.

Go, get out. And now it is settled. The New Jersey Husbands officially win, okay. So then we start talking about Jen going to prison. She finally put guilty, you know, like, now he's gonna take them, now he's gonna take them to task for, oh, I know it's getting late, by the way. So I'll just take a moment.

Okay, everyone. Let's have a Whitney Rose moment. Okay. Remember the deep inside of yourself? If you really listen hard, you're a woman. A woman with tires, big tires, on a road full of rocks. At Whitney Rose Facials. Thank you.

So no Andy basically has to do the part of the reunion about Gen-Shaw without shot without Gen shot being there. So he's like, uh, okay, well, uh, hey, so do you want to feel like shooting the show during the trial kind of change your mindset or she just as much of a psychopath and person as she seems on TV. I know one knows how to answer. Like how many questions do they have to answer about Jen? Jen's a fucking asshole, you know? Like what are you gonna do? You're the one.

Yeah. Like, any of like puts them together every year no matter what Jen has done. Jen's been violent on the show, Jen's a constant liar. She's obviously tried to ruin everybody's life on this show. Yeah.

And now you're mad at us for actually doing our job and filming with her? Where's your responsibility, sir? Well, Meredith, season two, you couldn't even stand to be around, Janet, and then season three you've done a full 180 by standing blindly by her. What's the deal? She's like, I'm always, always,

gonna fight for the underdog. And she's a human being, and I don't think that she should be murdered. I like to mind where she's really pissed, and she'd like lowers her head like a dog. Usually the dog does it when he's in trouble. I don't, I didn't do anything, the dog does it when he's in trouble. I don't, I didn't do anything,

but she does it when she's mantios. And he's like, I didn't say you was murdering anybody. Well, I don't think that she should be turned into a mean, served animals in a zoo or anything. Yeah, but you said that if the victim's actually victimized if I heard the new camp be friends with her anymore. Wow, I know. What I said was, if there are victims,

then I can be a friend with her maybe a little bit later. Now it's later. And so they wouldn't just kiss like, Well, but how do you come from season one, no, season two, hiring a private attorney and accusing her of stealing from your store, but now she's in trouble, but now you don't care. I was like, someone stop Whitney, stop her.

I can't take much more of this. And so Meredith is like, oh, fine. Well, I know you all want to burn Jen alive and peel off her skin and cover your couch. Just went there. So then she goes into the, well, the truth is, before San Diego, I was informed by a very reliable source that Jen had made an attempt on her life.

And after what I went through, I'm not playing with that. There is no chance I am gonna support my friends. It's important for all of us to understand you are not alone. If you have one lemon, it takes a village of three hands to cut that lemon. How we need to all come together and cut a lemon. You can't have a white bean salad with just one bean.

I was like, that was beautifully and delicately handled. Well done, Bravo. You know, Meredith had, you know, like her response was rooted in some very tough times that she and her family went through and so she's sort of expressing it. She's getting a little emotional and Andy is like, yeah, so just trying to understand your justification though.

He's not going to let this shit go at all. So, at least it's like, well, but here's the thing, because when we were in Val, that was not the situation. Like, there were a lot of things said, that said, not on the camera, that were on camera, while I was blindside. And then Tyre's situation was horrifying, terrifying, and hurtful, and still can't do three rhymes.

Still can't do it. But then Andy's just over this shit. He's just like, all right, well, she's facing 10 years in jail, Meredith, okay? You had no reaction, you're just gonna be a monotone. It's just straight up Meredith, monotone. Is that what you're gonna do? And Meredith's like, no, I'm not monotone.

Hi. Hi. Am I monotone? Does this sound monotone to you? Do a deer, a female deer. Gray, a drop of golden sun, me and my coal mine, south. Fall along on wafer brooks, you know, my, I'm a monotone, really. You know what?

But you were gloating at the bathtub. You were gloating at the bath. No, I was not gloaning. I was taking a bath and I had a smile on my face because the first time I've ever had a bumble bath. Do you know how many times I have said, Cal, gone, take me away. And I wasn't taking away.

But that day, I was taking away, much like Jennifer Shaw. And you know what? I was gloating that I finally made a good bubble bath. Is that Matt being a good friend? Emily says like, no, no, not true, not true. We saw that. We saw that. It was on Teve.

It was on Teve. And then they showed the club of Meredith in the bath. Like, oh, really? You believe, Jen? I don't and even Mary Cosby who hated Jen was like Meredith's coming back by I am Mary is coming back as a friend of one of my favorite parts about this reunion, by the way, is that the more angry their

Meredith Marks gets, the more her Chicago accent comes out, because she goes from saying things like, I did not believe that. I did not believe. So here's where I get confused, because Heather's like, no matter what happens, I'm going to stand by Jen. Even in this reunion, I have no like to stand on here. I'm still gonna, no matter what, not shit talk Jen. So then, so then, Amte goes,

well, but guys, there was speculation that Jen pled guilty to keep coached from being implicated. Is that anybody? I was like, Heather said that. Heather's the one who said that. That's where you heard it, because Heather's the one that's writing it around. So I'm so I was like, Heather said that. Heather's the one who said that. That's where you heard it, because Heather's the one who's writing it around. So I'm so confused about like,

I'm the good friend, but now Heather's like, oh yeah, we'll take him to while you're at it. So then we go to basically that Jen needed money for defense. So they started going to their friends and asking for money. Like, a shop fund to me or whatever. And of course, no one of the cast actually threw money at her, but of course Angie Harrington did.

Poor Angie Harrington fell for it like all the poor victims, because Angie thought this was gonna get her back onto the show. Hey, listen, sometimes you gotta pay for your first big role. How do you think Beanie made it in the funny girl, okay? Blaster heart, but come on, you know? Listen, to make it fair, I call my own dad lazy. I'm like, I shouldn't have to work this hard. Do something for me!

But, you know, like trying to buy yourself a roll you go, girl, didn't work. Didn't work? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So, then Lisa's like, well, I wanted to give money, but I couldn't. Because council, my council said we shouldn't give the money. So, then I asked Lorraine, my council, she said no. So, then I called Alan, my council. He said no, don't get very many of that. And then I called Matlock, my council, he said no, so then I called Allen by council. He said no, don't get rid of my knee there.

And then I called Matt Locke, my council, he said no. Don't do it, don't do it. Then I called Christine Burransky, my council. She said no, don't do it. Don't do it. Perry Mason said no. Perry Mason said no. So the Andy's like, well Lisa, when you went to lunch

with Heather after Jen pleaded guilty, you were really emotional. What was that? And Lisa's like, oh, that's right, I was emotional. I'm getting emotional now thinking about it. Ah! Because I, Andy, hold on, have to warm up my emotional engine. Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm Andy Holden, I have to warm I get so emotional every time I'm with you So then they go to break and Lisa of course immediately stops crying Baby Lord Jesus, okay, we're on break now She's like, baby, Lord Jesus. OK, we're on break now, Lisa. It's like, Whitney, don't you get a motion? I get so emotional. I get so emotional. Whitney.

It's so hard to say goodbye to Jen Shaw. I got so emotional, baby. Every time I think of Sean. And we'll always love, Gen Sean. That actually fits, because it's the same tone of my getting ready to cry engine. I'm every not in prison woman, it's up to me. Anything you want done baby, I'll give you a feed up to Kila.

So Andy decides to end this dog and pony show, right? So we come back from break and he's like, wow, we got through it, guys, hey, Heather, you look better than you did 12 hours ago. And she's like, I just remembered how I got my black eye. It exploded when I heard the assistant saying, wow, guys, welcome back.

You're not gonna believe this. Heather is the most, I'll have to talk about it. Talk about it, Heather's crying. Heather started crying. Heather's crying. Heather's crying. Oh, Heather's crying, Heather. An entire religion is suing me, okay?

So he's like, why are you crying, other? And she's like, well, there were a lot of every topics. And like, the shows were not such good to my life. But you know what? Like, literal covered wagon showed up with ghosts that came out and shot on my lawn this week, Andy. And Andy, always a sensitive soul goes, showed up with ghosts that came out and shot on my lawn this week, Andy. And Andy always a sensitive soul goes, well, I just asked if you felt better and I thought

you were going to say you were relieved, but I guess clearly you feel a lot worse. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! So, it's the, Andy doesn't even try for the Rosenthorne, cause usually he's like, let's say something positive about the season and say something negative. And so this time he's like, this whole fucking season sucked. What was the worst part for you guys?

Yeah. I was like, what's your biggest regret? So Heather's like, my biggest regret was on the Marilyn Monroe night. I regret that I did not have a full dinner because you served a charcuterie. It was really not funny. I should have just gone to bed. I should have just gone to bed. I have a lot of shame about this black eye.

I'm sad that this black eye did not happen on a full stomach. All right, well Whitney, what's yours? And she's like, well, I wish I had waited to be sober to talk about Lisa Gosling-Jis for jazz. But Heather, I was hoping that one of your regrets would be not fixing our friendship. Because I gave it a valiant drive. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

I won $20 for Whitney, right? Wow. It's a chance. Three syllable word used correctly. I put my money that she'd say valet, wow. And people say this season didn't have an arc. All right. Hey Meredith, what about you?

Well, Andrew, my biggest regret was not being more clear and careful with my words. I sh- when you have a toddler in the house, sometimes you just start seeing things like a child. And I have to be careful about that. I'll pull a choice. Lisa? Well, you know what?

I really don't have any regrets in my life. I guess one of my regrets was really not finding the microphone earlier. Um, and you didn't ask for something grateful, but I'm really grateful that the Mexican pizza came back to Taco Bell. Come back to Taco Bell. So, wow.

Wow. Right on, Jay. But, you ladies have been through a lot, okay? We don't, we didn't even bother coming up with a funny drink for you. Here's just some goddamn champagne. And, oh, wait, no, here is a cake for Lisa and Mary. It's a marriage you have the same birthdays kind of in the same week.

Let's have a cake. This isn't gonna be awkward. Maybe we can mend some fences. So they are favoring out this cake. See, it's two huge candles, you know, like the fiery ones. Yeah, one has shoulder pads, which I'd never seen on a candle before. And they both start, everybody starts happy, but Lisa's like, Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to us. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to us. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to us.

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