Watch What Crappens - Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting

Episode Date: September 17, 2019

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My God. So during the tea pot is called this episode. Hmm, that makes sense. So first and foremost, did you notice that Marit Mett debuted a new opening credits theme? Yeah, I'm not, I'm not sure what prompted this. Yeah. The season seven, I guess, you know, seven year itch kind of thing. Yeah, sure. If I approve of it, I don't, I don't, you don't. You don't? No. No, because I like the old one. The old one sort of sounded like that song,

flashing lights by Kanye West. And this one used to be like, dance, dance, sort of like that. And it'd be like, Dr. Jackie, Dr. Simone. And this one is just sort of like a generic track. And it's really weird because you have a lady saying their names relatively quickly, but the longer the credits go, the more she starts to sing. Like in the beginning, she's like, Dr. Jackie, Dr. Simone, yeah, because she gets also auto tune. She's like, I'm like, what is happening with this theme song? Yeah. From what I remember, it was just like,

crazy remix over, I was like, why would you do a remix over a khaki background? Like they're still doctors, but now the background is like banana republic khaki. Yeah, it just all felt lazy. It felt like they brought in a PA to like record a temporary vocal track and they're like, you know what? This is pretty good. Let's just auto tune the second half of it and we'll just call it a day

But I love that we're acting like the original theme with some Grammy winner. We're like, oh god Where the melody go? Welcome we recap this for seven years and we don't know the melody of the original one the original one was also someone going like, you know, Toya. Caw. Yeah, but the music in the background was more prominent and it was just like a better theme song. It just really was. Well, I need to memorize, I just need to get the names because I used to always love

going, Paging Dr. Jackie. So this one is Paging Dr. Jackie, Dr. Simone, Dr. Heavenly. Dr. Contessa. Dr. Contessa, Toya, quad. Mariah. I always love the drop off when it transitions from the doctors to the non-doctors, because it's like Dr. Jackie, Dr. Simone, Dr. Heavenly, Dr. Contessa, Toya.

Toya. Oh, we're crashing over every time. Dr. Contessa. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya.

Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya.

Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toya. Toy can do a comparison. Oh yeah. Because it's theme song smack them. Yeah, because honestly the the last theme song was like always pretty dope. I thought like I had like a really good vibe to it. It was a good theme song and now the new one is just

there's like not a lot of melody in the background and the weird auto tune is cracks me up. I mean that's a virtue in and of itself. The fact that there's just like this lazy auto tuning melody of some of their names, only some of their names. Yeah. And they've also really, this show continues to surprise me because it is just, it tell a novella levels now. I mean, it's always been one of the more dramatic shows. Like, what?

Quad is more quad in this episode. She's been in a long time and it's like watching a Spanish soap opera, even though I know the language is in. Sometimes it's still like watching a Spanish soap opera where I'm like, wait a minute, what did you even just say? Quad is just going on and on in this and it was so fun to watch. Yeah, it was classic quad. So we get to see a little bit of what everyone's doing down there in Atlanta. We have Dr. Jackie. She has a patient and she's like,

what the good news is? You're having twins. She's like, what the fuck? Just kidding. I was just kidding. You're actually pregnant with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. So just kidding, again.

It's like, oh, Dr. Jack. Oh, Jackie. And then we see Quad, she's cooking in her kitchen and one of her dogs starts sort of like slinging into the kitchen. She's, no man, there is no space for you in the kitchen. Run, no, no, man. You've got to respect the process. Oh, sorry, we just recorded Potomix. I've got Karen coming in there. Doggie. She's popping up everywhere. Respect the process, dog. And the song that leads us into quad cooking in front of her dog is, you got me getting

caught up in my feelings. Fuffa for you. Fuffa for you. And then it's quadding her dog. When this quads cookbook coming up, by the way, can't wait to see her recipe for lamb terrible back. Yeah, lamb shocks cooked in a pan. Well, were we so mad at last season? Well, the back season back last terrible, but she also was like she was cooking very basic things and was supposed to be like cooking were we so mad at last season? Well, the back season? Back to last season? Back to last season. Back to last season.

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Back to last season. Back to last season. Back to last season. Back to last season. Back to last season. Back to ago that she was trying to do. I don't remember. Because they had like two back-to-back seasons that were very close to each other. So it sort of felt like one full season. Yeah, you should have stayed with Dr. Gregory just so you could keep selling that cookbook. Like now you've wasted all those recipes, you know. I guess you could just rebrand it like.

Lamb chops for single ladies. Yeah, I think it'd be more appealing to be honest. I don't want lamb chops that would make me feel like a marriage doctor, Dr. Gregory. You know, it's like not what I'm all the same. It's just all the same recipes, but have it. It'll be the, it'll be bring, you better take out the garbage after you finish eating these lamb chops. That's the name of the recipe. You better be out the garbage after you finish eating these lamb chops

That's the name of the recipe. You better be at the average Instead of lamb chops. It'll just be lamb chop. It'll be all solemn Yeah, speaking of taking out the trash Simone is like this house is dirty This house is dirty Sammy. Don't you think it's like are the dogs getting paid on this show yet because they're basically filling in for the men at this point, the two scenes in a row. By the way, Paging Doctor Simone, Paging Doctor Scott, you guys are doctors, please stop complaining about the garbage in your house, just hire a cleaning lady.

You guys have like, you guys have the income to do it. You can do it. It's okay, we will not judge you. It does not make you worse parents. It'd be make you better parents, okay? Because I don't want to watch you complain about taking out your trash. Yeah. One of my pet peeves is watching you talk about trash being one of your pet peeves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just just hire like you have you literally have two houses. You have you got another house to be closer to work. Okay. I hire a cleaning lady just hire a cleaning lady. Just get a cheaper car and get a cleaner,

you know, get a cleaning lady. Yeah, like a messy household is not an interesting storyline to me. Yeah, you drive away to expensive car to be taking out your own trash. Yeah, yeah, like it's funny because I don't like when people who have a lot of help complain that they life is too hard,

but I think I also don't like it when people who have no help complain that life is too hard. Just get the appropriate amount of help and then don't complain about it. Yeah, I like when people have help like one day a month, where they're like, yeah, I get a deep clean once a month and I'm like, wow, that is so luxurious, but responsible. Yeah, Like, responsibly luxurious. Yeah, I think it's very reasonable. So meanwhile, Heavenly is taking Elora to get her nails done and Elora is like growing up before our eyes.

It's kind of crazy. She's been recast. This is not even the same person. It is not. Usually they shoot like, maybe they just shot five seasons into, you know, like over the course of one year or something and then they skipped five years. Who is Elora?

Who is this person? She's been recast with an adult. Yeah, it was, it's like, I have trouble with it. It's really, really difficult because I can't process it. And like you said, production timelines are so weird. Visavee wins shows are shot and when they come out. So like, kids on these shows just always have these crazy growth spurs and it's hard to Production timelines are so weird vis-a-vis when shows are shot and when they come out so like Kids on these shows just always have these crazy growth spurts and it's it's hard to process

I know it's like what it's like turning on threes company and suddenly you know, Chrissy is a nurse You're equate a minute. Yeah, you know, I did work coming back. Oh, sorry. I was gonna say I did recently turn on threes company And it was the first episode that Chrissy's sister came to town Cindy and I was like Yeah, that was before the nurse, right? Yeah, it was it was the failed experiment before they brought in Terry Yeah, nurse Terry for silver. Yeah, everybody rest easy. Okay. I remember it hits nurse Yeah, the point is this where is Joyce to Jackie? Yeah, where is Joyce to it? To Dr. to win marriage and medicine Santa Fe. So then so haven't leaves with the Laura and they're going to get their nails done.

And it's just very heavenly, heavenly, squealy, like, heavenly, heavenly in this episode is like she's seeing everybody for the first time and doing that. Heavenly, Heavenly in this episode is like she's seeing everybody for the first time and doing that. I know. I was like, Heavenly will not give it a break this scene. And then I realized it was just like the nail text like using their equipment. It was like basically like those, those like filing machines were just making heavenly laughs. I know. I was like, are they getting their nails done in a dog, like a dog, salon or whatever, where they've got dogs in the cage, yapping,

or is it heavenly talking in that squeaky voice, or is it nails, like what is going on? There's too much squeaking. I know. So basically, you know, a Laura's going to high school next year and hepplings doing the usual thing. I'm like, daddy, you can't have a boyfriend until you're 22, daddy! I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 15, daddy, but we just went to the movies.

And Alora's like, well, what if I went to the movies with a boy? I'd kill you, ass! I'd kill you, ass, Laura! I said, I'll kill you as a moron. Yeah, and so, uh, Elora's apparently been spending all of her free time alone in her room, and Heavenly's like, you're dirty. What are you doing in your room? Are you gonna have to deal with me, Daddy? And she's like, oh, I don't want to see your face anymore. And Heavenly's like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I face anymore. And Heavenly think.

I never was formal coming when you grow up and it's natural for you to matriculate and move on to other people. I don't know where my family is today but I'm so jealous of your ability to do it. I have a full alarm. I don't know where you are. I'm in a natural fear to Madrid but daddy! So she's like, so basically you're telling me you want me to come to your high school for lunch, right? So now we go to Dr. Contesta's house where Scott is running the roost and or ruling the roost.

And we just see a child just spilling water on the floor, just like taking her cup and just pouring it on the floor, dishes in the sink. It's just madness. It's a typical, wow, being a parent is hard sort of thing, you know. Well, specifically being a male parent is hard. Because when the mom's doing it, it's like, you know, she's just a working mom. She can handle it all. It's power, but when they show the man doing it, it's like, oh my God, he's a hero.

Yeah. You're doing great, Collie. It's like you want a special gold medal because you're a man doing it. Yeah. We watched Contessa do it all last season, she just had to take it and do it. Now you have to do it too. Okay, suck it up. Yeah, I think remember last season the kids being crazy and Contessa just like one kid literally started to choke and Contessa just like prepped the kid and just like, although I think Scott was there too to be fair at that scene. Yeah, it's doing it alone is probably the hardest thing. So sometimes I'm

like, come on, would Contessa be, but he does hold it together pretty much in this first scene. And the kids really are going bonkers, like when swinging from a ceiling fan, ones like, you know, repaving, you know, just like spilling shit all over the ground, like I'm cleaning it. He's just making steaks. And he's still in his work clothing. And he just wants to watch ESPN or something and feeding his kids. He's like, so contested lands at the airport from Nashville and she stops by McDonald's and gets everyone a whole bunch of food, you know, to be like the good mom because she

feels guilty and everything. And so she shows up at home at nine o'clock with all those McDonald's and Scott's like, what you think I'd like to not sort of in the food by 9 p.m.? Like I already fed them. Why do you bring the McDonald's? And he goes, why are you guys acting hungry? Why don't you just call me?

Why don't you just call me? It makes she did call you right before she would to McDonald's. She did. Could you hear that she had McDonald's in her voice? And then she's like, kids, now you can't eat food in your rooms, but tonight you get to have the fries and bad. I was like, what? You know, it's one thing to spoil them, but like, like, come on, let's keep the fries in the kitchen. Well, it's called, like, winning over your children with fast food, okay? It's how I was raised,

and if I wasn't raised like that, I wouldn't have a weight problem, and I will say this, my weight problem is fucking delicious. So I forgive you, Contessa, you keep wasn't raised like that, I wouldn't have a weight problem and I will say this, my weight problem is fucking delicious. So I forgive you Contessa, you keep that. Well, no, I totally support winning over children with fast food. I love that. That was like the best thing, the best part about being a kid has been won over by fast food. I'm just saying like, then I have to bring it into their beds. Guess what?

It's also how to win over a 44 year old. Just dance everybody. Just dance. So Scott is all cranky and he goes, he's like, you know, he's like, I'm doing all this work and, you know, and contest. I was like, well, you seem pretty overwhelmed. I mean, there's a long way to kitchen and he's like, oh, hell no. Now that's where she lost me. I was like, uh, this guy is like doing all of this alone. She's like, yeah, but you're doing it badly. Okay. He's like, you think I guy is like doing all of this alone. She's like, yeah, but you're doing it badly. Okay. He's like, you think I'm not gonna go take care of all this stuff now that kids are asleep?

Yeah, and she's like, well, I told you guys it would have been easier if you just moved the entire family to Nashville where I'm going to school. He's like, oh my god. Now just because you have this hair brain scam and she's like, uh, excuse me. Yeah, by the way, what about Oh, a scheme? He said, not. But what about moving the entire family to Nashville sounds like it'll be easier. He would have to uproot his entire practice. I don't know. It's like, that's not easier at all. Yeah, it's not easier. No one is winning right now in this couple.

So he's finally like, don't you have some studying to do mother? And he runs away and just slams the door into his man cave. And his man cave has one of those giant Marshall signs, but it's like a man's Marshall sign. So instead of gather it says, admit one. Yeah, yeah. Man cave. Man cave for Marshall's Marshall's man cave. Like you know that that just makes you the creepy guy sitting alone in the back row of the movie theater, right? So now we go over to a restaurant where Jackie and Heavenly are meeting up and Jackie's like,

oh, Heavenly, you look snazzy, she goes, thank the Lord. I'm like, bye. I don't know if it goes up that high, but. And Heavenly is full on squeal this whole scene too. I think she just hasn't shot in a long time because it's like the first time she's seen everybody's like And there was one waiter who I could have sworn was Dr. Gregory. I was like is that Dr. Gregory wow His life is really taking a turn

We would serve his ass right. Yeah He's you special special that's a constant that quad that we're gonna be feeling Oh, I waited I had some real issues Well, so Jackie's like well, Heavenly wants coffee and Jackie's like I had a rough day Check how worked half a day to day two and Jackie's like what is half a day four hours half a day for me is probably 12 hours, so I'm like that's literally half half a day, four hours? Half a day for me is probably 12 hours. I'm like, that's literally half of a day, Jackie. Yeah, so they talk about Damon's event and everything.

And all the fighting that happened there and heavily thinks that Damon didn't even hear it, which is not true at all. And so they start talking about like, Heavenly and Simone's dispute and Happily and it's like, well I think that Simone was being disrespectful to me and she was acting ugly to me. I mean the whole thing is sort of, I mean I think they're whole fight is sort of stupid to begin with to be honest. I think

everyone's fights so far are so convoluted and stupid. Like they have to keep showing multiple flashbacks like that piece together multiple parties why they're mad at each other because they're so they're all mad at each other actually Mariah's mad at Jackie Simone's mad at heavenly toys mad at contest uh I don't think there's anyone left you know maybe Kerry is somewhere mad at like a checkout person at Costco I don't know. Kerry she's yeah she's at Costco like no bags. This is not how we ox. This is not how we are. All I have struggled the bags for 20 years. And it was because of Duncan that I got through not having

bags. I forgot, Duncan. So Jackie explains to us why heavenly or Simone in fighting or are fighting and we went over it last week And they showed the tweet. I'm like, uh, wait a minute. What because of spray washing a hat. What what? It was so stupid. It was because of a sea salt weed with like a very basic gift. I don't know It's not worth it's not worth having a big fight and Jackie Jackie, she's like, well, you ever feel like you're, when you're friends fight, you feel like you're a con in the middle of your parents. And I just miss my friends.

And then she starts doing a napkin cry. But she's not like Candice. Candice holds her's up into a little square. Jackie takes a whole napkin and then holds it taught. And then just takes an edge. It's like a lion. And she just puts it up to her eye. Like, all right, coming into the clothes line.

Here we go. Am I crying? Am coming into the clothes line Here we go. Yeah am I crying or am I availing myself here we go Well, why is Jackie so wishy-washy now? I'm like cry. I don't want to see Jackie crying because our friends are fighting about so weird You're Jackie. Yeah, this is your daughter Jackie. Yeah, your fit is the new it okay? He'd be like you know what if we all want to get along we should exercise more Let's have a day where we run around a park and have some What a day when we relay races. Let's have some relay races and run around a park and then Point to laugh at Eugene and then shame him and then tell him that he's about to die and take him to the hospital Make him really learn his lesson

and take them to the hospital, make them really learn his lesson. Oh, I forgot about that. Every single thing. Your blood pressure is dangerously high, Eugene. You are about to pass away. Now, before Eugene dies, everyone, let's have Simone and Heavenly rekindle their friendship.

One of you is going to put one of your legs into this potato sack, and the other will put your leg into the same potato sack and you will will put your leg into the same potato sack and you will run together. Finns a new it. Together, you will simulate cholesterol flowing into Eugene's arteries. So speaking of people eating past food in bed, I know.

Eugene's just like, leave me out of this, okay? Yeah, so basically Jackie feels like having heavenly shouldn't have, you know, like should not have made attacks at her girlfriend's husband. It's not called for, et cetera, especially because Cecil's tweet was, well, here's the thing. Cecil's tweet was really not that bad. And I actually don't think that heavenly's tweet in response was that bad. I don't think that she like put too much like out there that was nothing seemed very confidential. So the whole thing just, Simone had already talked about it. Simone had already said that she doesn't like

that her husband's just not working. I mean, that was like her plot for a whole season, remember? And he tried to come out with his creepy app. And so now they're like, oh, that was in private. Well, it was on TV too, I mean, what the hell? Yeah, exactly. So yeah, so Beheavenly is like, well, I failed.

I failed and I'm going to read something in my mirror to say I failed. And also the y'all are hippos and I'm not the only one who failed. And so yeah, she goes, yeah, you failed to Jackie. I mean, you really, you really failed. And so they show the clip of Jackie just refusing to fight with Mariah. And Mariah saying, you showed your slip. You showed your slip. Psst, psst, psst. You showed your slip. Winking, which we get so many great pop-i-winks

from Mariah this week. Jackie's like, I don't understand. As she talked about a pink slip, I've never been fired, unlike her from her own show. What is a slip? So Jackie, of course, in classic style, sorry, I had to mute because I was coffee because laughing. So, it's fine.

So Jackie is like, well, I want to bring all the girls together so we can have a moment to express how we all feel because this sister circle is broken. Oh, sister circle, I'm sorry. I'm not in you now. So I know she's plugging sister circle while starting her new brand, which is an emergent T emergent T emergency like emergency. And it's like why didn't you call it emergency, but emergent T. So now it sounds like emergent T.

It's an emergency. So this whole episode was cracking me T. It's an emergent. So this whole episode was cracking me up. Why? And then why don't you call it a two emergency? Why don't you call it a two emergency? How about that? Two emergency.

Like, emergency is the worst one. Yeah, it really is. But it was just cracking me up because she goes, well, I've refused to fight with Morat and heaven, he goes, yeah, that's your thing. Like, is she's all mad that Jackie refuses to fight? Oh, God. So then Jackie's like, well, you know,

we have to deal with the wound while it's still open. Don't let the infection grow. I was like, oh, geez, okay, doctor. You know the more I ask, you call me an infection. So now we go over to Simone's office where she's seeing Toya. And it's actually pretty sad scene because what we learn is that Toya actually had a miscarriage, and she's still talking

about it. And we see home video of her finding out that she's pregnant and being excited with the family, the family's all excited. It's really, really sad. It really is, and I'm so pissed off at you for bringing up this sad scene without realizing what led into this scene because they went from one of the funniest things to one of the saddest things. Did you notice how the scene started? No.

Some logos, some of us talking to our secretary and she goes, okay, she has chlamydia. So she needs to take these two tablets as one dose. Oh, hi, Toya. She's like, what's right in the Toya? I was like, wow, this is Southern Charms entire season summed up into like, you know, five seconds. Yeah. Why would they, yeah, why would they just include that B-roll footage?

Couldn't they have taken B-roll footage of like any other time in her office? They decide that pair of comedia with it. Yeah. It's like, she has climidia. Oh, hi, Toya. Yeah. But even this scene, even though it's sad, it still winds up being a little funny because, you know, Toya is, she's sharing sharing with Simone how she feels and Simone gives her like a tissue to cry

into and Toia is saying how she feels sort of like a failure or maybe something about like this whole thing goes on like the failure shelf and Simone says, no, a failure is something you can control and the reason I gave you the tissue to block your eye and not smear you the tear with your finger. Use the tissue. Use the tissue. Yeah. And she's like, so she gives her, you know, she checks her out and stuff and toys crying. And then she goes, well, you know, I want to hug her because she's my friend, but I'm also her doctor. So I have to like stay appropriate or something. And then someone's like, it'll be okay.

You know, is it awkward to hug? You know, on that note, and Troy is like, well, it's awkward to hug someone who's bitted by the jyda that's not a bad. And then they start cracking up. Yeah. And Troy's t-shirt says, highly meditate. What does that mean? Hmm-shirts says highly meditate. What does that mean?

Well, when you shouldn't do it, it's a brand. Highly meditate because you want to meditate highly. But if you're afraid of hearts, it's like you gotta call them ambolins. They don't fall over. I don't know this shows like they can make you laugh and cry. I don't know this show, it's like they can make you laugh and cry. All of them see. So, we then go over to Quad, going to a restaurant with Heavenly and Contessa. Contessa's dressed up like she's going to, I don't know, the VMAs or something. It's just like super sequined, sparkly dress. And they're just chatting to three of them and contest as you know, saying how she's switching careers into public health.

And Scott has been acting like contest as a housekeeper, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, she's like, well, I'm staying in the same field. It's just that I'm changing from working here to working in the White House. You know, Scott just doesn't get it. And then, Quadgas, let me tell you something. If you are a smart woman, you better always have your own because men will always roll over and say, I don't want this anymore.

I was like, well, well, well, projection match. Like she's talking about not getting praised for bringing McDonald's home, okay? You're like jumping to full on Dr. Gregory vote. I'm glad you're moving into public health because I just wish I had someone who wasn't too public love. Uh.

I don't know what that means, I'm sorry. So, uh. That's quad. Quad is just on a roll. And quad is also in a totally different wig in every scene and every testimonial. Yeah, I noticed. So I noticed this was Quad's way of moving the conversation over to her, right? Yeah, well, the important thing to do with men is you have to make sure that you have

that house because you never know when Dr. Gregory could make you take out the trash and speak you of Dr. Gregory. Have I told you about Dr. Gregory? I'm so glad we're talking about this at last. I know, and it's like she's playing, she's like right at the end of a game of boggle, because they're like, so, Quad, how's your game of boggle going? Like the divorce? And she's like, it could go either way, either way, I'm hopeful, but I'm okay, but I think

I'm ready, but it could go either way. I was like, what do you mean it could go either way? What are you talking about? The final or not, it could not be not final. I'm not sure how that relates to Bargol, but I like, I still like it. Oh, because it's like points, you know, like you're just like, wait, and also I'm talking about quad

and also I'm delirious. I'm like, I like how we're making fun of quad talking nonsense, but I'm like you're the one that I'm not thinking about nonsense today. I know it's like two episodes in a row of me making zero sense. I would love to see quad playing barbell. Okay, there was not out. But there's no B there! No, that's also proper. And there's also no B. Very good! Still no B.

And you spelled your barricaded with a Z. Beto-ya! Beto-ya spell with a P. And there's no P. And there's no B. You could never get through the whole score sheet, because Quad would just be going... Hot P.I.E.

like the fourth Scragory could go either way. You'd be like, Scorsher because quadrages be going Hi P I A L I N D V O R S CRAGORY Could go either way You be like okay here's one that I have Elevator oh I actually got that one too Oh Why can't I have my own elevator Why

Why why do you have to take the elevator from me I wasn't at enough I say I'll have elevator and you say you have elevator or any competition. Actually, we are. This is actually a game that we're playing. And if we get the same word we cross it up, I'll tell you. That's what sort of friend crosses off another friend, which just wants to be private with an elevator. It just toggles the mind.

It boggles the mind. We're literally playing Boggle right now. Wow. I wonder how many people we've lost. Do we have to just end up the Boggle joke? I really feel good. People have literally just stopped their car as and gotten out and just like our standing on the side of the freeway, it's waiting for us to start making sense. It's not gonna happen today. Yeah, yeah, nope, nope, it's not. This is if you think that, nope. Nope, nope, just started your car up again.

Nope, sorry, it's still not making sense. It's still trying to make sense about Bob. I got that one ignition, ignition. That's what all I want to love. I just want ignition. No, that's recognition. No! No! Oh, God. That's what all I want in love. I just won't ignition. No, that's recognition

God so having these like um Well, I'm not a year and I think you're ready to date quad and she's like Dayd Well, do I sometimes want to feel the comfort of a man inside of me? Yes, but I do that by myself if you know what I mean Yes, but I do that by myself if you know what I mean Case you know I'm talking about I think my fingers to my other shot is sometimes sometimes is a lover if you know what I mean It's yes, yes, we got it quite So I have them like what kind of penis are you looking for a quad and she's like something hard and long Okay, I have harder than long to oh never win this game hard and long like this divorce which could go either way

but I'm okay oh gosh so then heaven least like yeah, but, but, but, acquired some penises come broken ignorant. And she's like, I wouldn't lay with a broke man. Now, let me talk to you about mode my daddy taught me. You do not lay down and sleep with every man you meet. And guess what? I have never been that girl. And have a little specily like, well, I haven't gone out that I only have six or one.

I've only been with one person that person dead because I don't have the spirit of all the end is on me. And Quad just goes, the last hotel. Because Quad goes, I don't need your spirits on me. I don't need that. I don't know you like talking about random men. So I have an least like, thank God I only have daddy spirits on me. They all start cracking up and high-fiving. Can it was my favorite Ugo girl scene? It was.

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So this is Alyssa, a spiritual mediator, I think, was her title, aka someone who's like, from Jackie's church, who's just like, really good with words, is what Jackie is. Someone I saw at church once. Yeah. So Alyssa comes in and Jackie is like, we have a sister circle. That's been broken.

And this Jackie, you know, with Alyssa, she has a way with words and she's just a doll in bringing women together. I'm like, okay, we'll see how this goes. Yeah, and she's like, you know, I just, uh, the thing that just dirt, because this lady goes, where's your heart at, Jackie? That's what I need. I need that. I need to know where your heart is. Jackie's like, the thing that disturbs me the most is Simone and heavenly. We've been a threesome for so long.

She starts crying again. Yeah. And this girl's like, okay, and she goes, well, we have to pray for this because it's higher than us. And they're all wearing like tea hats, like church hats or whatever for this party. And she's asking it. The important thing is that I hand this over to you so that I can remain a third party. Now please, come into this other room.

And I'll show you where I've made all of the things we're gonna talk about. And every subject you're gonna bring bring up which I've printed and glued onto popsicle sticks. I have a really pressing question. Was that Jackie's rental home that they're in? Was it like, what was this house? It didn't look like it looked like it looked like just a house that they rented just for

this scene. That's what I was wondering. I was just a random house. It was like, even when Heavenly drove up, Heavenly had a driver bring her and she gets out and she goes, so is this where I go in up these stairs? I was like, yes, Heavenly, it's a driveway. Like, why are you acting like you've never seen a sidewalk before? It was like borderline haunted housey. And what it actually reminded me of was an old house that had been turned into like the offices of the local government like Bureau, like the small like the

towns Parks and Recreation Department is now in this old house house, you know. And they had to share half the house with like the zoning commission. I felt like they were in like a local government house. Yeah, it was weird because it was really dark in there. Yeah, and then they're all like dressed like church, you know, wearing those hats. So it's kind of like a funeral. It was the weird stuff. It was a really weird town. I kept just kept making this lady go from... She made her stand in one room and she's like, let's go talk in this other room.

So they go and they sit down at the table and then Jack is like, okay, now let's go walk back to this other room. They don't know what to do with a non-open concept. It's such a novelty. That's and it's such a novelty for us too. We're like the moment we're in a non-mic mansion, just like an old style house, we're like, whoa, what is this? Was this someone live here?

No. No. So then Mariah has a scene at home. I don't even know that Aiden's always going to work. I just noticed that all of the, anyone who's a doctor has to always be in scrubs on this show, especially Aiden. If Aiden is ever in a scene,

he has to be wearing scrubs. Yeah. So Mariah is getting ready for the tea party and she's trying to figure out what to wear. And Aiden's just winging with his advice. It's like, don't wear red because it's like the devil. And Mariah is, you know, she's saying, she thinks that Jackie basically is doing all this for PR, for her open and honest podcast, the YouTube show, whatever it is. So then Mariah starts doing her most,

like the classic Mariah refrain, which is like, it broke my heart when Jackie said that on the show. It broke my heart. It broke my heart. I mean, how many times has this woman's heart been broken? And it's like every episode, something broke Mariah's heart. Yes. And she's like, she tells us, she goes, I've always known that Dr. Jackie is dangerous.

And I'm not happy with Jackie repeating something that's so slanderous, and she knows better. So tonight, and Aiden's like, oh, so tonight you're just gonna be the punching bag, and she's like, no, I'm just gonna be prim and proper Aiden. And it breaks my heart. It breaks my heart.

The doctor, the evil doctor doctor Jackie, we've all known this under there. Yeah, evil evil doctor Jackie. Only Mariah would try to bring down. Well, I guess Heavenly tried to, but Heavenly had kind of a good argument on her first season, because member of Dr. Jackie was like, Oh, hello, thank you for bringing this miss, miss, uh, everyday sized America. Now, do you think that this miss miss everyday-sized America. Now, do you think that that's a positive message to be sending our young children? Remember that?

Yes, yeah. Mad at the lady. Oh, God, making zero sense. So, let's go. So then, you were making a lot of sense. Excuse me, sir. I'm like, I do.

Don't you? So you remember in episode three, that time, the lady who did the, I don't remember anyone's name or what was really happening? Let's just go back to boggle. So Simone and Toya are writing over and Simone starts talking. She's like, it should be interesting. And Toya goes, uh-oh, you got professional voice on.

And then Simone really lays it on thick after she says that. So she's like, Heavenly is a lunatic. I share things that I was disgruntled with in my marriage. And she took that to the world. Yeah, which by the way, Simone, you're the one. This was all on TV, right? Yeah, again. And way Simone you're the one this was all on TV right? Yeah again and then toy goes Oh, what do you mean like when she said that your husband didn't have a job? It's like well. Why is that okay? Yeah

It's like Mariah being mad that Dr. Jackie repeated the rumor that she does cocaine so she repeats it over and over again Yeah, yeah exactly like you're just you're making such a big deal out of it that that's why our lasting impression is going to be. So Toya, for Toya, you know, Toya also, she wants to figure out what the deal is with Contessa because she's so sick of the fact that like no matter what they do, Contessa is going to like, like, attack her and she's just worn down. So she's sick of fighting with Contessa and it's hoping to somehow, I don't know what she's hoping for, but she's just sick of fighting with Contessa and is hoping to somehow. I don't know what she's hoping for, but she's just sick of fighting with Contessa

Yeah, and then Tori says the most toy a thing ever she goes I don't know what's gonna happen. I might walk up to this event and I might say hello to Contessa and I might not say hello I'm like whoa Toria Bob go What wow Toria? Quite a stance. Buggle. No, that's not how you play boggle.

Bolo. Mako. Buggle. Buggle. Buggle. Well, first of all, in Marco Polo, you're not both people. And second of all, it's Marco Polo, not Marco Buggle. She's like,

I'm taking up the boggle thing and slamming it down. You're it. No, Toyah, it's a wrong game. Buggle. No, it's not. You don't just shake it and then put it down. Do that pass go? Do that collect the hudder dollar?

No, Toyah. Red boba, red boba, send boggle over. No, doya. Red boobah, red boobah, sandbuggle over. No, bugle does not move. So the hardest worker and these ladies are working really hard in this episode, but the hardest worker here is whoever is working the garage band today called the on the music, because those violins are really going in half this episode. As the chorus drive up to this rented house, I would just like a water and a force to end shortly instead of taking my entire life away. So everyone arrives, everyone sits down at the table, and everyone's just being polite and fake to each other.

And then Jackie hands out journals, which never really comes back to anything. And then Jackie who doesn't want to be controlling and doesn't want to boss anybody around has assigned everybody seats and then sits the head of the table. Yes. Just like, I know because I whoever leads this has to be unbiased and I've been drawn into the muck. Thanks to you, Mariah over here. Um, I've invited Alyssa, a lady with blue hair who comes to my church and sometimes talks to me. So Alyssa, take it away. Alyssa's like, well, I just want everyone to relax, be honest.

And I want everyone to know how much Jackie cares about you all and has respect and is so concerned. She's just a great woman who probably did nothing wrong. But I will be your unbiased leader in this wonderful event that Jackie put on for you guys. Thank you. Yeah. So that's the intro for Jackie who's not in any way

in control of this day. And Jackie's like, so I created cards. Here's exactly what we're going to do. Yeah, she basically put all these things like I am disappointed dot, dot, dot on like a written in like a cloud shape or whatever and attached to like a piece of wood. So it was like little auctioneer, like auctioned, like they're all at an auction, except they're all bidding with the motions.

Like, we got an I am disappointed, I'm disappointed, I'm sad, I'm sad, I feel misunderstood, misunderstood over here, misunderstood, and I am disappointed again, I'm disappointed again. And everyone's just so hard, they've all, they've all never been this hurt in their lives. I'm right. I say I'll go I I'm disappointed because when we talk about girl codes I think it's a little bit almost insulting when you go and you discuss your friends without their consent It's like what? That's you literally created a TV show about that and Your honest and your honest

created a TV show about that. And you're on it. And you're on it. Yeah, you should not be allowed to discuss your friends without their consent. So now I'm right. With that even be like Ben, I really want to talk shit about you. Would you mind? You know, if I talk shit about you. You know, I was killing Jack, you just say I wasn't talking shit about you. I was asking if it was okay that quad talk shit about you.

You stupid idiot. I was asking if it was okay that quad talk should about you. You stupid idiot. I'm the doctor. Did she even, did she even respond to it? No, she didn't. She just did it. No one really seemed to respond to anything. They were just, yeah, I think that they just got to air their grievances, but no one really responded. And so then they were just like, okay, it's over. Yeah. Like nothing's healed. This will take seasons and seasons to heal. Yeah. So basically, Mar. This will take seasons and seasons to heal. Yeah. So basically, Mariah just said that she was disappointed in Jackie and she wants

acknowledgement. And then Simone, she takes... Wish Jackie does not give her it all. And then the lady who's running it goes. And Mariah, I have a question for you. Do you think you're ever going to be able to be in a position to let that go? It's like, maybe not make Jackie do anything. I know.

It's amazing. Do you think you'll ever be in a position to let that go? Because Jackie's pretty awesome and we all agree. Don't we, everyone? Don't we? Don't we? Yeah. And so, Heavenly points out that this isn't fair for, well, she points out to us.

She's like, that's not even fair that she's going in on Jackie because Jackie didn't even bring up cooking quad did. So going on quad then, you know, or going after Jackie. So Simone takes two cards. She's like, I am her because I confided in someone that I thought was my friend and she betrayed me by sharing some of what I shared with her in confidence that I also talked about on TV to other people and

having these just like and Then having like, oh my god, cuz shit. I'm confused and she goes They're not speak on somebody else's flaws until you look upon the plank and your own Their eyes What is Who is supposed to be confused here? I hear the thing is this That's not what that was

That wasn't voicing I would love if the Bible was written in that tone though. Like look upon the plank in your own Damais and then toy goes what the Bible? So I looked it up just so everybody is apparently real. Yeah, it is. Why do you look at the spec of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother? Let me take the spec out of your eye when all the time there is a plank. But, you know, heavenly just simplifies it. I would like to have a look at the damn plank in my eye. But here's the thing though, I guess what was strange to me is

it's like everyone was sharing what they were having issues with. And heavenly just, you know, she speaks the proper, which is fine. But then at least as far as we can see unless it was added out, but she doesn't say anything else beyond that. So I was like, okay, that doesn't seem too helpful, but fine.

Yeah, she's like, look at what you did. It's like, that's kind of a you are argument, you know? You are. So Toya's next and she's like, I'm disappointed because Aval has been like, I was been able to fix stuff and I'm disappointed myself because I feel like I'm stuck like I was supposed to have a two store closet and I'll never one store closet and I'm like, well, Gene will have the closet and he's like, well, maybe there'll be a two store closet and I was like, I don't, I don't, I was supposed to want to have a three store closet now.

So like it's a lot. I just, every time Toya talks as much about how she's such a good person that's always fixing everyone's life. I just want them to cut to the first season where Mariah and her are fighting by that pool and Mariah's mother is just beating her over the head with a purse. Yeah, you mean after Toya gossiped everyone that Mariah's daughter was adopted? Yes. Does a lot of fixed things.

That's me, I'm the fixer. Yeah. But she actually starts to cry because obviously Toy is going through a lot of shit right now. She's got real stuff. That's real stuff. It doesn't bring it out because she's like, why would I? I don't know if any of these people are really my friends. So now finally it's Quads turn.

She's like, oh, let me pick out a son. Let's see, there's the one that says, what transpired was, I can't find out one. Oh, this is a good one. This is a good one too. This is a good one. She basically takes everything out of Alyssa's hands. And Jack is like, for the sake of time, which you may not have a good concept of. We just stick to your top two. Thank you. And then we get the quad monologues. Wow. We haven't had a quad moment like this in a very long time. Quad log. Quad just going on and on and on. Where they have to keep cutting out footage, because she just talked so long. She's like, I was very disappointed when I was going through a lot I was ridiculed I was chastised I was pinned to the grass.

I walked for miles and miles thinking when will that triple-layer tow truck show up? And you know what showed up instead? A motion. A boggle of a motion. Showed up and it sounded like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you see the word eat, you can also write 8. And ETA. And technically, TAY! It counts! T-A-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E and tea, which I am in no way in charge of. I don't forget to keep it all out for an ass. You can blow it all out. My word is Taze.

Like, uh, T-A-E-S is not a word. No! Now I do not like gossiping and anyone who stands or sits at this table who needs to be ignited by the drama You are on your own Missy you are on your own I do not like it. I do not want a part of it and I am completely over it but I Do not want it to be perpetuated and everyone just staring at it like what is she even talking about and then finally she's like done

And then all of a sudden she goes and can I add one more thing and Alyssa goes you see Alyssa thinking she's like Go ahead There's one person at this table that I completely adore. We've had a great time together. We have supported one another. We played boggles together. And I would like for this individual to join me to see if we can reconnect. Again, ask, power.

Oh my god, best seen ever. So then someone goes, I will. So then this lady just goes, okay, well, I pray the rest of you all at this table will do the same thing because when women come together, we can take it to another level. And that's what we're supposed to be doing. Now, let's get up and dance and circle up. I was like, what? Oh, no, join hands. She must have said join hands. Or did she say dance? No, circle up. No, meaning that hold hands because we're going to hold hands in a circle. I'm like, by the way, Alyssa, you have not done anything. I'm not done anything. It's a compliment. Jackie

and hand out little cards. Well, Alyssa is probably terrified to be in this. I mean, everybody is so dramatic. And after that quad, would you mess with that quad? I wouldn't. No, and Jackie's like, we accomplished the goal. We heard one another. I'm like, no, none of you guys were listening to what anyone else was saying. I guarantee it. Oh, man. So, uh, Moriah goes up to Jackie as they're all saying goodbye to each other. And she's like, well, I just didn't like you putting that out there and reiterating all those rumors. And Jack is like, yes, yes, well, a million miles starts with one step. Now, leave this rented house, please. You're not getting an apology. I'm just being open and honest with you. So we, I sort of thought, oh, that was a nice episode, but wait, there's more. So we then go to a restaurant a few nights later, where Simone and Quad are going to work

on coming together as power. And so Simone gets there and then has to a restaurant a few nights later where Simone and Quad are going to work on coming together as power. And so Simone gets there and then has to sit there for an hour while she waits for Quad to arrive. So by the way, when you ask someone to come together and power, you should be like, have that power be on time. I'm sorry, because you're not going to get over shit if you're going to make someone annoyed. Oh my god, Quad is just the worst. She is the worst. So she comes in an hour late and then she doesn't even say she's sorry. No. And instead she goes, thank you for coming as if she had been waiting there all along and Simone had just walked in. Yes. It's like her trying to do a power move, you know, like when they make you wait at Bank of America

for too long and you're like, oh god, seriously, I saw you doing nothing. Your walls are glass. So she goes, thank you for coming. I think this is a conversation that is very much needed. And Simone says, well, damn, you just, you just came right in with no small talk. Oh, yeah, it got off of that. I have work in the morning. for that I have work in the mornings. And Simone is like, is this the same quad from emergency or has a different personality walked through those doors? I was like, oh, would you rather the quad for this is exactly the quad from emergency, okay? She had a 20 minute sobbing monologue about nothing.

Yeah, exactly. So Quad goes, I have been very confused about what transpired between the two of us. And I'm talking about the way you treated me at Heavenly Scrap. Oh, crap, boy. So of course, someone's like, oh, my God. And the whole country went, what the fuck are you talking about? That was last year. I mean, okay, I will say this.

I do. I think it's fair for someone to say, you know, we talked about whatever, but I still need some closure. I think there's a way to do it. I don't think that, because basically what Simone is basically like, oh my God, that was last year. We discussed this shit last year, quad.

I don't think that's the response that you give to someone. You could say, well, you could say something like, well, I thought that we had, this was everything was okay, but like go on. I don't know, I think if you're coming from a place from mending fences, you don't say something, you don't say we discussed the shit last year, quad. But then again, if quad wants to mend fences,

maybe she doesn't make someone wait an hour and get angry. Yeah, totally. I can't be on Quad side for this. Although I do kind of see what you're saying because that was last year, but then also the stuff that Simone's mad about happened right after the reunion. So it was slightly post.

Well, but I think it's a season I guess right after it. So that's okay. Well, I guess Heavenly hasn't said sorry. Here's why I can see why I be annoyed Why I would actually understand what quad is feeling because Simone keeps acting like she doesn't understand why their friendship isn't the same when Simone was honestly the one who was acting like really I thought she was acting sort of obnoxious to quad You know, she felt like quad was Like she was mad that quad wasn't putting everything out on the show essentially, which

and again, I can understand that side because I'm just an empathetic person, what can you say? But I still think the Simone was sort of an asshole about that and it's like, dude, like she's going through a divorce, like let her just handle her shit, you know? Yeah, and she was also mad because Quad was kind of on her high horse, like she got that morning show and she didn't have time for any of her friends and stuff like that. But that was so, I mean, that is so lots of season.

Yeah. So, but just hearing Heavenly's Crab Boy again did make me laugh. So someone was like, I know this bitch isn't bringing up stuff from a year ago. And she's like, Crab Boy, I didn't do anything for you to treat me as you did and have a list crab boy. It was like, oh god. She's going back there. And so this someone goes, yeah, we discussed the shit last year quad and quad goes, tell me now, tell me now. We're here now.

And then quad does this really weird, non-sensical thing. She goes, we're here, so tell me now, if you can bring it up, you can back it up. Don't bring it up if you can't back it up, back it up, bring it, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep it's a quote. It's like, no, you're us scared and you're running because you have nothing to say about your behavior. Lying us. And she tells us she goes bringing up backing up dad trying to bring it up and it's lying and then buying or selling flipping flopping love it listed, list it, bring it, brought it. Jank it, hope it did, dog it, bag it, and bugle it up. That's how I feel. And some homes like, whatever bitch, she just walks away. She gets by.

And then we get the straw quad. So mad that she, oh, and by the way, we talked about this in the preview because they showed a part of the scene. And I was like, who opens their straw sideways? Why is Quad acting like, I went off on how Quad opens a straw. And then that very night I had fast food and I saw how I opened the straw. And guess what, they turn it horizontally like that.

And that's how I do it. So guess who's a hypocrite? Me. And we're gonna talk, I'm gonna admit it for five seasons. Good, good for you. So you're a horizontal straw opener. Yes, I'm such a fucking hypocrite. All know all the stuff I get mad at I'm literally doing. Well, I hope it's a paper straw because I saw sea turtles in Hawaii and now I will never use a plastic straw,

except I just looked to my side and I see I have a plastic straw in my Starbucks. You know what? See, we can be hypocritical together. Thanks, man. Oh, But see, we can be hypocritical together. Thanks, Dan. Oh. How is B friends? You always will. Hashtag friendship boggle.

Yeah, and then this episode just ends with some stormy guy, and then quad going. Just will go enjoy your meal. Oh, man. Great episode. So funny, so good. So thanks everyone for listening. We'll be back tomorrow with some below deck med.

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