Watch What Crappens - Married to Medicine: Dollar Rains and Growing Pains

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

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You'll love it. We sure love it. Yeah, absolutely super fun. We had a great time doing the first episode first recap I can't wait for the rest of the season for the rest of the show, to be honest. Me too. Truly been. Trudy. Today is married to medicine day. Wow. Married to medicine. So, you know, with married to medicine, I feel.

You know, um, she's gotten, she's she's gotten I'm a little concerned because I've felt I've actually been I've been really I've been really enjoying the season, but I feel like what happens is there comes a point in every season where the show hits kind of like a wall and then from that point forward, it's just like just kind of like gabbling about relationship stuff and like let's like relationship stuff and like what you do to self pleasure. You know, and like, German audience.

Did we get the wall? Was this week the wall because like today was pretty much all about that and then like that, they're like still to come this season a relationship retreat and more talk about relationships. And Toyas, Toyas, Huha, tastes, feels like it just had Patronpa on it.

I was like, oh, they put the heavenly feud to bed. And now there's nothing left. So it's just gonna be all out for the rest of season, isn't it? Well, I thought the coming, the coming this season looked good. I thought it looked really funny, like they go to a cabin. They go out of town a lot. They go to New York, they go to a cabin.

I think they went to New York, right? Is that in my head? But it looks, that part looks run, but yeah. It does get to a point where it's like, okay. So let's talk about how much you guys masturbate again, you know? I know. Okay, it's like a second-jeb issue. Let's talk.

Let's have questions. It's like they're every day, it's like they're playing a game of Scruples. Remember that game? Yes. I just like, I wouldn't play that either because that's always like the married couple. But you know, to be fair, it is a show about

like it's specifically married. You know, it's a show about marriage. Yeah. It's like that's their jam. I'm just not that kind of person obviously. So sometimes I get a little bored too, but I will say, I think it's mostly just talking about it because watching it, I'm always cracking up and stuff,

it's just watching it sometimes. I'm like, okay, here's some more toryus jerkin' off jokes and quads like, I masturbate 23 times a day. It's like, okay, well, you know, that's great. Good for you. Yeah,. It's like, okay, well, you know, that's great. Good for you. Yeah, I think that like, I understand why people really love this. There are a lot of people who like this,

their favorite part about marriage to medicine, but it's not what I tune in for TV for. I don't like tune in to watch people discuss their, just discuss their marriages for like segments on end. Not just like, I don't mind if people talk about their relationships, but I just don't, I don't watch Red Table Talk. I don't watch various other shows where people talk to sit down and talk about what's going on in their relationships. It's not that I'm afraid to talk about those things. It's just, I just like petty shit. Like that's just what I'm into.

I just want petty shit. And so I'm like, okay, okay, cool. Well, in real life, I found the best way, because you know, most of my friends are girls, and so are women. Sorry, but most of my friends are women and always happen. And so my life does revolve around talking about relationships a lot, or guys, or this and that. And it wasn around talking about relationships a lot or guys or this and

that. And it wasn't until I was a lot older that I started realizing how to shut these conversations down almost immediately. You just start saying leave him. That's my only advice now. Like if you come to me complaining, I say, how bad does it hurt? Really bad. Leave him.

And that's it. And then they never talked to you again because nobody wants that advice. And that's like the worst you're never supposed to give that advice to people, right? And I know that as a friend who's listened to it for years, but I still do it and it shuts it down right away. They're like, well, there's one thing I'm not going to talk about with him. And you know, works for me. So that's a good, that's, I love that.

It's like, that's a good sort of like just a catch all. Just leave him, leave's like, that's a good sort of like just a catch all, just leave them, leave them like. Yes. And you know, they've learned how to deal with me too, you know, if I start bitching, like, I'm fat, I've gained weight, they say, you know, don't eat. It's like, just a very simple, this is easier than you're making kind of an answer. And then it's like boom, the door opens to talk about all sorts of things.

Like how much we blame everything on our mothers, you know? Yeah. And actually, like, I don't mind, oddly enough, I don't mind like the therapy scenes on these shows where they talk about their relationships and therapy because I always find that's interesting because I feel like you have an outsider that comes in who is ideally if the hair or good therapist not like a doctor, Jeff, or whatever who comes in and then can say like, hey, this is something that might be going on. Like you can have a piffonies, but when it's just like cast members, and it's not just merit-to-medicine, but it's just cast members just sitting around just

talking about like, so what do you do to keep the spark going? I'm like, oh, I'm like, please. I'm like, I can't. Like, you know what I do to keep the spark going? Watching petty shit on TV. Like, I can't. I can't do it. And so, and the thing is also like, you know, this may be a good thing.

I mean, this is a good thing, but like, they all seem to actually be in really stable places in their marriages. Everyone seems to be happy and doing well. So the fact that they are going to be going on a relationship retreat later, I'm like, I don't understand. I'm like, everyone's good. Everyone's fine. You know, like no one's going to be getting divorced anytime soon. As it's as so appears. I mean, you know, you got quatch, she's out there dating. I don't know, like, do we need to live in the space for the show for so long? But here we are living in here. We are. So the ladies are still in Vegas, their Vegas party time. And Toya has just had a huge breakthrough, huge, huge breakthrough from trauma where she's applied in downtown Vegas.

So that was big. And then we got to see Neil say the thing that every group, probably of girls and boys that go to Vegas, do the second they get there, they go. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas? and they get there, they go, what happens and biggest days and biggest. And I just would like to congratulate the Don Draper who came up with that because that really is like do people just walk, you know, through fields and say got milk. I think the big I think the biggest one even beats that one got milk. Yeah, it's also the biggest lie we've ever told ourselves as a society because like literally

nothing has ever stayed in Vegas. Yeah. And in fact, not only does everything not stay in Vegas, but especially on this show, we see there's like an active attempt to make sure it doesn't stay in Vegas. Aside from the meta fact that it's being filmed, but they're like all calling their husbands. Like, Toya calls Eugene in the middle of the night. It's like, I'm in a limo. It's like, wow, he's like, you could let something stay in Vegas.

I'm gonna let my sleep stay in Atlanta. It's also funny because you get to Vegas and you look up and there's cameras everywhere. Okay, you can't walk in and without their big night camera watching it. So the song is very promising. Now, Trixi Monaco is Dr. Trixi Monaco, sorry. Didn't meant no disrespect. It's super into it in her songwriting this week. And they're like, listen, Trix, all we've got this week is masturbation and the end of a Vegas trip where everyone's getting along. We're going to need three songs for the opening montage. She's like, fine. Okay. Here's this one. Ready? Recall. It starts now. It starts now. It starts now. Like, wow. That's good. Let's get one. Let's get one. Okay, Paul. Let's go on to the next one, Paul.

So that one leads into Jackie calling Curtis and she went zip lining and he's like was it dangerous and she's like I've got life insurance you'd be happy. He's like And then Simone is with Contessa and she's like how did things go left today? How did things get so far left? I always think it's so funny every time they say that like, like, alpha personalities on these shows always getting into fight and then they're like, how did that happen? Because you guys fight all the time. Could she started a fight amongst your friends against Simone?

That's how it happened, okay? Messy asses alone. Yes. How are we gonna fix our shit with heavenly? And the song's like, it started blessing. It started the last thing. It started the last thing. And she does her thing like, Jesus, I know you perform

miracles. If you could bring one right down to this group so we could enjoy ourselves. Stop starting shit. If you stop starting shit for five minutes, that would be a miracle. So you perform it. Jesus is busy. Yeah, and then we go to Quad and Anila and Quad's like, they both are hurt and they both have points.

And Quad tells us, Heavenly shouldn't be talking about any of our friends on social media, point blank, period, transpired. It's fucked up and it's not cool. And Contessa did wrong with her attack, jumping on Heavenly like that. And then it cussed her talking to the ladies in her room and she's like, I would like to see both people take accountability.

I was like, okay, this is not your show, ma'am. This is not the, what was it? The sister circle. Yeah. So then our next song is Walk in the Room. I like to make a move. Shake it. This is shake it like shake it. This is shake it. Are you walking into the room? Are you shaking it, Trixi? So we both, you can walk in while you're shaking. It's called doing the Samba. So then the women are all heading to dinner, so they're getting into the Hummer. They're really, by the way,

the Hummer is not the only thing that's stretched on this episode. All the content is, there's a lot of like really indulgent moments of watching people getting into cars. So like, we got to pat out this episode somehow. Okay, let's do 20 seconds of them getting into a hammer. Okay, great. And then they arrive at a place called Serenade. They go in the hammer and they do this, they do that thing that literal.

I mean, Vegas really does make stupid people. I mean, makes people stupid because people like forget all their language skills. So when they get there, you go to Vegas, you get in the hammer. What do you have to do? Everybody literally just goes, Vegas, Vegas! Vegas, like we're in Vegas, Vegas! Oh yeah, Vegas!

We know it's like your third day, the city knows you're there. Okay. You're on day three, you should be exhausted like any other human being. You should be regretting all sorts of choices in your life by now. So they arrive at a place called Circa,

which I thought was so funny. Like I think it was a casino called Circa. There's a big thing that called Circa. I'm like, why would you call your casino Circa? Like the definition of Circa is approximately. Like welcome to the approximately. Like you might be here. I know it's like an incomplete state.

Circa, like I need an ellipsis there. So I'm like circa dot, dot, dot. I mean, circle, but circle, but circle. I know. Now ladies hurry up because we do have dinner at the maybe casino. We're going to maybe tonight. Now you will find the restaurant circa

Okay, see you there ladies. Wait, what? To dinner it's like It's just like they just chose this random word that's the sound of the cool is I'm okay I got to look up the circuit casino because now I'm like This bother me is it part of Circus Circus? I'm gonna pull Circus. The Circus Circus. The Circus Circus.

There's the Circus, Resort, and Casino, which by the way, also bad brand, if there's already Circus Circus, why are you gonna have Circus, which doesn't even make sense as a name of a Casino, but it also will have brand confusion with Circus Circus. Is it just... Uh oh, I just found something,

this is kind of the anti-circus circus because it is adults only. So there you go. It's only casino. Suddenly I'm loving this hotel. The sounds like a great time. Let's go. So, I guess 40.

Guess what? The, the circus casino replaced. Okay, it replaced, it's on the Fremont Street experience. And the property was previously occupied by the Las Vegas club hotel casino called the Mermaid's casino. And we were just talking about Mermaid's and below deck. Wow. So there you go. That's crazy. I'm looking for reviews. I love reading reviews. I know. Maybe if we talk about the circa casino long enough, someone from the circa casino will be like, you want to come and give me the presidential suite? We love the circa. Because I'm a more like that.

We're the president of the Supreme Court Street. Yeah. So the circa, the circa, and now I'm on the Wikipedia, they purchased a club in 2015 followed by the acquisition of mermaids and glitter gulch so God these casino names are crazy. We're like making fun of Circa. It's actually I mean It's actually a classic name compared to glitter gulch Glitter gulch. Yeah, which is what you also call we hoe so

Security we have an ego problem some of reviews, the room was lovely and the casino was nice. Okay, but you gave it one star, okay? So, so we've enjoyed their stadium swim in the past. That sounds horrifying. But this time they had a closed off, all but two of their pools, and we watch them kick out every single person who was having fun. We got removed and banned for six months for horseplay in the pool, which included my boyfriend

Boyfriend picking me up and my friend accidentally splashing there is no accidental splash map You were a mess in that pool lady. I'm talking about that. I'm asking Yes, right they refused to offer us any sort of refund for the paid might after we were removed or the paid might from when our flight was delayed until the next day. The food, well, how's that their fault that your flight was delayed? The food was disappointing and the drinks overpriced. $700 for a bottle of champagne, only to be kicked out 30. You did not pay $700 for a bottle of champagne at the circuit. You know that they left there like we're not paying for that if you're kicking us out. I don't believe her.

Yeah, I don't believe her. She's a drunken mess in the pool. We all know who she is. Yes, we've all known this person, especially in Vegas. And guess what? I was hoping to dis- Circa, but I'm actually dising you instead, ma'am. You are very team. Circa. Hunter. Very to. Okay. Okay, so back to the show where's circa dot dot dot And yeah, but yeah, we're at circa and they go to the restaurant they go to this restaurant and The song oh, I'm a boss. I'm a boss. I'm a girl. I'm a boss. The hottest to rent town. I'm so bound bound. Has the town town town. I'm so bound bound bound town town. I wrote down this lyric, camera VIP photo flash. What you see? I'm a boss guarantee. I'm a girl. Wow. That was my favorite line. I'm a girl. Wow. Hotdest around town.

Wow, that was my favorite line. I'm a girl. Wow. How does it around town? Xeno That's named after an approximate time Well, Trixie Monaco, you know, Trixie Monaco loves to say I'm a girl She loves to state in her songs that she's a girl So I thought that that was a very good Trixie moment. I'm a girl. Wow It's a very good, tricky moment. I'm a girl. Wow. Good.

Ooh. So Simone is like, the restaurant is chic. It is sexy. It is a vibe and it is expensive. This is a life I deserve. So stop lecturing the host. The host will see you, okay? Yeah, it's like, it's okay.

We know you're getting a free meal. The restaurant is getting enough publicity just by being on camera. You do not have to sell it any further. Wow. The carpet in here. Well, chosen. Great fabrics. Love the napkins. Okay, Simone, you're selling it too hard. I deserve these napkins. Like now your table is ready. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's coming. of these napkins. Like now your table is ready. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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And I apologize for my contribution to that. And Heavenly just sips her drinks. Her drinks looks like her side eye. Mm-hmm. And Toya's like, Heavenly hasn't owned anything. And since I don't know when, so if for her to own something now, it's not gonna happen. Not gonna happen.

I don't know that now's the time in your financial life to be accusing somebody of not ever owning anything up for it. So Simone announces, by the way, at dinner. I'm gonna ask some questions Some messy some not so much because Cecil and I are writing a couple's book And I would like to get some information from my friends. I was like, oh, why? Why do we have to just have a just need a, be like everyone else on Bravo, have dinner, get drunk, and her awful accusations at each other.

And he was like, I've done ain't all drinks. It's like no, and he loves not that game today. So, heaven leaves like, well, she just wants dirt, and you can't get dirt when shit is clean, and my shit is pine-soul clean. Mr. Clean has been in my mother fucking house every day of my marriage. And then the guy, so the rest of the rat is called berries.

And then so, berry himself, I'm assuming it's berry. He walks out and is like, hello ladies. Like, I'm expecting him to come out like the music man. So, like, it's all bad or something. Like, Monterel. Montere so bad or something like Monterel. Monterel. It's like Monterel. He's very emerald.

It's like very, very emerald, you know. Yeah. And quad is like, don't stay gone too long now, sir, because he's, I guess, good looking, to her and he's like, Dr. Stock, Dr. Stock, this welcome, welcome to berries, all right? Okay, look we got something coming out for you. It's gonna be the best show you sing

But it's gonna be in your mouth so you're not gonna see you're gonna taste it though, okay? I promise you that and she's like don't stay too long doctor. He's like doctors doctors. I'll be back all right We're gonna do truffles has that sound lobster mac and cheese a little one a little red wine I'm gonna mention the red wine every single time I come out here has that sounds are you okay guys? I'll see you at a moment and everyone's like clapping like you just did like dinner theater Yeah, I'm like I like his vibe and then he looks he's married Like she's not saying she wants to marry the fuck guy. Shut up, Angle and Elinila.

Okay, go back to your game, you're playing in your head. So Heavenly is like, Amen, we love this, you love sea. So then, I don't know, there's just like some general like laughing, Simone slaps high five with Toya because she's like, we're living with shafts. So the shellfish arrives, the seafood towers, and Barry talks for like 10 minutes

about like every single scallop that's on there. Cause again, filling time. That's the bar. We also got some salt and some pepper. If anyone needs them in the back, eh? It's like the producers are like, keep that in. Keep that in. So, um, it's like, oh yeah.

You know what? I opened you two bottles of camus cause I know you like that. It's breathing. It's breathing. Guess what else? We got king crabs. We got some Mazid launch shit in here. All right. You're going to love it, doctors. He mentions the Kamis every single time he comes out. Like now we still got that Kamis because we're a fancy restaurant. So we got Kamis. It's almost like evil. fancy restaurant so we got game is it's almost like I know I do came out drinking Speak speaking about us coming or came in came us it's a it's a tough transition. I'm trying my best

Here is a tea kettle. There are it's a tea kettle because I'm spilling the tea. Yes, I have a tea cattle here. Did I pack it? Did I get it from the kitchen? Either way, way too much effort for this scene. She actually has a pot. So she's written questions down and Kerry goes first and she's like, do you prefer quickies or marathons? Hmm. And having these like, quickie prefer Quikki's marathon? Hmm.

And having these like, Quikki, get it over with, get it done, get out of here. Pfft. Pfft. Quot, Quot's like, when I like to have transpire, it's both with a little, with a little choking. And then actually Quot says, I need certain things to transpire that turn me on.

I was so happy when she said transpire, I was like, yes. She's like a little pressure around the neck never hurt. I make a little choker on right now. She's why I'm orgasming and my inner. So quad does not have lifetime on her TV plan apparently. So heaven leaves like, are there pro, my, my turn? Are there problems when the woman is the breadwinner in the family? And she just looks at everybody and Tori is like, well, it's only a problem when the man feels like being the head of household is based on being the breadwinner. And Heavenly's like, the man is supposed to be the breadwinner. She says, no, it's not.

And Heavenly says, it's biblical. We're going back to the Bible. He does buy off with the breadwinner based on money. So toilets like, I love the Bible. Me and the Bible were best friends. I don't say anything about the man being the the doesn't say anything about the man being the breadwinner. And if that's the case, they're gonna get to work. So let's see. So I have a lease like, oh, so you're saying that's you toy and she's

like, yes, and heavenly bangs the table. And she's like, Toya, Toya, you're a liar. You would not marry a dude that does not have any money. Be real, Toya, which I don't know how we got there. But I mean, she's right. Yeah, she's right. But so and then Simone's like, well, we still have more questions to be asked and by the way for those Paying attention Simone wasn't writing down any information. This was allegedly for her book quote unquote her book She wasn't writing down any information about what people were saying. They're just playing a really the question game That's all it was right So the next question is Jackie's and she's's like, can your husband have female friends?

And toys like absolutely not. And Quads says, I don't mind. And Heavenly, of course, his hell no. And some months like, well, as someone with a husband, with a female friend, I have no problem with female friends. And they're like, bullshit. Because her entire reason for leaving can't, well, from what they showed us was being friends with that lady that he was confiding in too much right.

Your mama, your siblings, your friends, they all have to have boundaries when it comes to my marriage. And I don't have a problem with anybody if you're And I don't have a problem with anybody if you're respecting back on the rees. And she says that her husband is more concerned about being a people pleaser than he is about her being pissed off. I'm like, okay, so you just wrote this question so you could monologue about your storyline from two years ago. Yeah, seriously. And in the background, this was not highlighted.

But in the background, you can hear how they say say the problem with Hose is that they overstep It's always worth it to just hear Heavenly's little comments through the whole night So it's like so the chapter should be called people pleaseaser or be. And she's like, Yes, thank you, Troy. As somebody gets it. So then Contessa's question is, well, Contessa has her question. Barry comes out for the fourth time,

and it's like, Hey, anyone want a little canvas? We got canvas over over here in the corner. Anyone can as fancy restaurant over here. Okay, all right, back to your question. So Contessa's like, what are the symptoms of a dysfunctional marriage? one cam as fancy restaurant over here, okay? All right, back to your question. So Contest is like, what are the symptoms of a dysfunctional marriage?

And to me, it's just not the same for everybody and it's not that one thing has to happen. I just don't think that everyone's opinion should be coming into your head when you're having troubles in your, yeah, but you're announcing it to everybody. And then you get mad when they have an opinion. Like that's not how that works, ma'am. And then Simone goes, we have a chapter that says,

don't listen to your friends or your family. I'm like, but wasn't it like two weeks ago on the show, you said, all my friends were calling me and telling me I gotta get over this to save my marriage. And I wasn't listening. I'm like, which one is it? Don't listen to your friends or family, me I got to get over this to save my marriage and I wasn't listening. Which one is it? Don't listen to your friends or family, which is why I'm asking all of my friends for opinions on my book. I know. So then can does it tell some uninteresting story about how she really only got to know Scott once they moved in together because there were different

cities. Then I don't I really honestly I couldn't even commit it to my notes. I refused this backstory. I refused to put pen to paper over this. Okay, well they all start talking about how you don't really know who you're married to until you're actually living together, right? And so they talk about how the things that they were surprised at. Like Jackie didn't know that Curtis just keeps leftovers. Like refuses to throw them away for weeks, you know. And Toya says that Ujian is messy and puts his clothes everywhere. And Heavenly, Daddy just comes and puts his underwear

all over the floor, which is funny, because it's specifically his drawers, you know. He's like, his drawers, drop wherever he lays and he doesn't clean them up. Curtis doesn't do away food. Yeah, basically men are pigs, and I say that as a man. As a pig. As a pig, a cleaner.

As a pig, I say that. And Tweet goes, what I was surprised about was that their penis was not gonna ever get bigger. And they'll start cracking up. And she's like, what I mean by that is that, like that's it. That's the end all, and the be all of it. And I mean, it's like, oh my God, that's bad.

Don't say that girl, stop talking. Everyone's kind of like, yes, Toyo, we get it. I mean, what I'm trying to say is, it's the only penis I'm gonna see for the rest of my life. Yes, Toyo, we get it. Because I'm not gonna be with all the men. Because a marriage is monogal, unless you have a different marriage.

But I don't have, yes, Toyo, we got your joke. We got it, Toyo. Toyo is on an interesting path this season. Because last week, she was going on about her sex on the beach with that Italian guy and how hot it was. And she just looks so for Lauren, you know. I feel bad for Eugene this season.

So I always feel bad for Eugene, to be honest. That's true. Yeah. So then, quiet, of course, it's like, as married women, how do you feel about bank accounts being just kidding masturbation? And how often should you do that without interrupting your Sex life, okay, I'm gonna put my finger on my chin and let you answer that How often should masturbation transpire?

So then toils like gosh like well, I got I love my shall shower and I do my shower and I could do I'll do it as I I can get one two three orgasms for five orgasms six seven orgasms eight non-ten orgasms How hot are numbers go because that's how many orgasms I have is just as long as I want to hold it there And so month says if you are masturbating too much you are not leaving Cam the room to grow It doesn't grow though, that's the point. And that's not true anyway, because it makes the work harder if he thinks you're masturbating

with all of your shower heads. And they're having me say, that bitch knows what she's talking about now. Toria, Toria's Toria, but she knows about this. But a way to fucking books. She says, here here here here. Here here here. But a way to fucking books. She says- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

As the single woman at the table, I masturbate a lot, a whole lot. Like two times? No, not just two. And she tells us that the sex toy she loves the most has a handle on it and a section that pulls on her pletorious. I was like wow. Pletorious. Have you mastered so much you just grew a different part than everybody else?

Like what's going on over there? I was like I guess I guess I guess the Jackie and Simone's information has never mind. I was trying to say that she said clitorious. I was trying to make a joke about clitorious and clitorious and I just got lost in the sauce. Which will transpire occasionally. I'm a girl. Wow. So it's a story. So it's a story. It's stacks of cash and it's huge stacks and it's all ones.

And I was like these poor strippers. I got. I know. Just general advice, a few solidly placed 20s are way better than a stack of ones. Toia, those are real dollars. It's not a cake shape like a dollar, take it out of your mouth. Tastes like bacon. So they go to the trip club.

So they, um, they're heading to the trip club and toia, face times, Eugene, even though it's, it's 4 a.m. Atlanta time. She's like, hey, I just want to let you know we go on the trip club. He's like, I don't care. I need my sleep on the doctor. Please just let me go to sleep and quiet is yelling. Oh, Eugene doesn't give a shit. Don't ask him. Little dick mafia over there. My husband's dick is not let all. She goes, well, that's not what you said earlier. Just my husband's dick is not let all. She goes, well, that's not what you said earlier.

Just my husband's dick is the size that accommodates this motherfucking pussy. So then, Contessa's like, well, I'm gonna tell Scott, he's gonna be so aroused. And then I'm like, ah, some things you just don't need to tell people. But that's just me. That's just me. So then, and he was like, Oh, my God, I can't believe Toya said that her mouth's deck is a lot all. And, um, can test it's like, well, okay, here's a question, everybody. Is it in the tea pot? No, but it could go in the tea pot. If we had, if we did a husband swap, who would you swap with? And Tora's like, well, I would swap with a Nila's husband because he looks like he's

long. I feel so weird. And then Nila's like, yeah, long and strong Lingadinga, I just peed. Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard. I need paper towels. I'll just beat on myself. And Jack, he's like, if you were a certain age or had babies, urinary leakage is real. So it's breaking about masturbating 37 times a day

when we all know that that's just not happening. Yeah, so they get to Flex cocktail lounge where it's black magic live, it's up on the screen with a picture of none other than Bolo himself, I'd like to add. And so it's basically time for strippers to come out. the screen with a picture of none other than Bolo himself, I'd like to add. And so it's basically time for strippers to come out. And Jackie is in a full on, she's got like a page mean draped over her shoulders.

And at certain points, a mask on her face. She's really getting in the moment. So the MC is like, now, welcome everybody. Now the problem with these groups, there's a lot of groups that come in here. There's always one person in a group that's looking to fuck up everyone else's night. And I can see you're in the crowd right now sitting like this. And of course it's Jackie, you know, with your passion, you know, around her. So we got like strippers dancing.

First, there's like a bunch that are like, it's the air man. They're like military soldiers. And contestants like, thank you for your service. And then a guy comes out and he basically has like, he's like a dick sock. That's just really dangling down. And they're just like, it's like strippers. Strippers dancing.

A lot of strippers, a lot of that. Yeah, everyone's going crazy in the strip club. And when the guy with the gigantic dick comes out and has like a dick cover that's hanging down to the floor, they just keep showing Audrey's face and it is a whole other her face. It's like, what? So then Jackie's like, I mean, my glasses. Let me see that. And I'm definitely like a blind man can see that, Jackie. So Jackie looks at the big one and she's like, now a very large penis could be dangerous and disrupt the anatomy.

Jackie, be quiet with your sex book telling everybody about to do anal or enjoy big dicks. Are you trying to sell your sex book or not? Yeah, exactly. So then they pull heavenly on stage and then like a whole bunch of strippers just so like surround heavenly and she's like, this is that right. But then she's like whipping them. She's like whipping all of them with like a belt and she's like having clearly the best time in Simone video, like records it on her phone, et cetera. And they're just like all having fun. They're all dancing.

It's like wild times. And then at like 2 a.m. they are back in the limo, which also was funny to me, because it's like they were there for an hour. It was 1 a.m. when they called Eugene. So they weren't even at the club. So they were just like in and out. And then after they leave the trip club, now it's like the next day.

And it's the moment we've all been waiting for 10 minutes of watching the guys arrive at a gym, work out at the gym, and then sit around after the workout. Yeah, the guys are like, Jim, let's go to the boxing gym. So yeah, they're like, I'm out of shape. I'm so old, I can't do this, it's hard. But Eugene does tell the story about how one time he went boxing with Toria and she bit him. And she's like, that's a lie. And he's like, no, you didn't, you bit me.

You bit me. And she's like, what? You were fat dirty. He's like, she's told me, she, your man handling me. We were boxing. Yeah, so yeah, they're just like they're just boxing. I wrote down in the middle of this because I was like writing down like Oh, everyone's out of shape pushups sparring and I just wrote down save me from this scene I wrote this is like a current Bruce Willis movie

I wrote this is like a current Bruce Willis movie. Oh. Really more of a statement about Rand. So then they're all sitting around afterwards. They're talking about like, oh, the women are gone. I can leave. I've been leaving food out and Scott's been eating tacos. And they're just like laughing. And then they're like joking about how this is much better than throwing axes,

and that they actually needed this. They needed to punch and everything, because like, this is what men do. You know, they just like, they get it all out, and they don't hold men, don't hold grudges, men don't hold grudges, which is why there's never any wars in the world, because men don't hold grudges. And they're like, yeah, you know, men just get over it. Like us, right Eugene and Kirin? Are you guys over it?

Remember the drama that you had? Some key guys are the same. Curtis and Cecil are both messy, you know? They both want to start the fights all the time. So then we go back to Vegas and like, you know, let's call our spouse as part, which was funny because the Nila calls Kirin and then Toya calls her man

and then Contessa calls her man of dual the trainer. So I thought was funny, because like husband, husband, her trainer. Yeah, well then Jackie just calls her assistant. Right. So they're just like, I'll tell you everyone about everything in contestas, like admitting that she's not been eating well, etc. And basically they're having like a final breakfast in the big presidential suite. So Dr. Refresh comes over, Heavenly comes over with Dr. Refresh,

because obviously free hook up. We know it's a free hook up, because at one point, like, heavenly gets like the needle put in. She's like, ah, oh, sorry, I shouldn't say that. This is lovely. Thank you. Dr. Refresh is painless and lovely. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So they're going to have a big breakfast and they're freaking out that they won't have enough bacon for toya. And basically, they're like, oh my god and they're freaking out that they won't have enough bacon for Toyota and Basically they're like oh my god, this is the best trip ever girls girls Vegas. Vegas. So everybody starts arriving and screaming Vegas at each other and

Kerry comes in with some really weird boob work. I'm not sure what's down there, but It's weird she's like she's like all right. Since it's day four of our biggest vacation of the time to let my baby's hang out, I'm like, you know, it's breakfast and you're going to the airport afterwards. Yeah, she's like, welcome here, the girls. So everyone's like, great, welcome, Carrie. So I'm talking about, I timed it.

I'm sorry, interrupt. I timed it. It took four minutes to watch everyone finally get to the breakfast table. Like, that's how much they were stretching this content. It was like, I was like, oh my god, they are still walking in. And then like, oh, we're going to drop it like a top. I guess what?

It's hard for us to drop it. Dropping like a top is easy. It's the rising up is hard. Like all that stuff took four minutes before they all sat down and started and started the scene properly. So Simone has recorded this video of Heavenly and she's like, that stuff. It took four minutes before they all sat down and started and started the scene properly. So Simone has recorded this video of Heavenly and she's like, I've recorded all of that video at Heavenly in a strip club so I can post it on our YouTube. So Heavenly's like, Simone, could you send me that video so I can edit that for

you? And she's like, Oh, no Jackie and I are gonna take care of that. That is our gift to you. And Heavenly just does her. And someone's like, I have the perfect idea. Let me host the intervention and we'll put this up on our theater screen. And we won't call it an intervention. We'll talk about a night of remembrance and we'll talk about what a night of videos should look like with our friend.

And it's like, don't, don't, don't. Hevelyn's like, Simone, don't do that. So Simone's like, she's like, we felt bad for how things turned out. And I promised you it wasn't the goal. We fucked up the original intervention. There was no tea cattle. We own that. And quite it's like Simone definitely thinks Heavenly is getting a pass.

So it's not low key shade. It's hockey shade. Maki say. So now Heavenly is in, now Heavenly is in her remorse state. So she's like, Andesa, she's got super muppet voice. Andesa, you've got to know, I'm trying to choose my words because I don't want to say the wrong thing, but you know my heart, and I had no clue that my videos bothered you. You know the videos where I just made fun of your marriage and said that was falling apart. I know it. And you, that was not my intention.

And when I saw that video, like in my mind, I just like, I don't know. She starts choking up. Then she starts making her little crying sound. And contest was like, oh, well, don't cry, heavenly. Don't cry because I can't yell at somebody who's crying. And she's like, yeah, but when I saw that video, I didn't think anything of that. I didn't. I'm not saying if, you know, it that video, I didn't think anything of that. I didn't. I'm not saying if, you know, it did upset, I'm not saying if because it did upset you. And so I apologize from the bottom of my soul because you know

that wasn't my intention. And so I haven't lose. So, um, Evan Lee is saying how she just wants to apologize in front of everyone to really show that she's sincere. And so now they're like hugging and having it like, there was a man kitchen, there was a man kitchen. And Contessa is like, I got you. Thank you. Thank you for saying that.

Now we can be friends again until the reunion when we rehash this and we hate each other all over again and then spend the next two seasons angry at each other because of what the reunion did to us. But, Heavenly's apology was, I'm not saying if because it did upset you. So I'm sorry, I'm not saying if it upset you. And contested's apology, well, I'm sorry if you thought I was ampushing you because that was not my intention. It's like, yes, it fucking was your intention. So Heavenly's like, I realized it was a problem when I was looking around at people watching my videos and nobody was laughing. Yeah, it's bad time.

So, um, Quartz, like, we weren't laughing because we were hurt, we were hurt, and Heavenly goes, how are you shut the fuck up? Why do I have to be the one to shut the fuck up? So, Quad basically says she's proud of Heavenly and Heavenly is like, I don't like the crying and the people know that. And Quad goes, what that you're human? It's okay to be human. It's okay to be foldable at people here, love you. And you have to start thinking about how it affects people when you say things. I'm like, why are you crying, Quad?

Yeah, Squad is always one together in a group scene. You know, it's like someone's apologizing, and where's my no freshened delicious. Thank you. So, um, Heavenly is basically rehashes the stuff that she told us a couple seasons ago where she grew up in a really tough childhood a really tough home and that is how people who've been through trauma learn how to deal with it they you know laugh at everything which Hi, I got you get you and so we see clips of that stuff and you know they're all really proud of her. I love Heavenly so yeah and they're all proud of her for like really admitting this that she's

like admitting that she has this coping mechanism and that she will often lash out first rather than risk feeling hurt you know and so they're just like really proud that they feel like it's a breakthrough and you know because it's they're saying like oh my god it it's a breakthrough. And you know, they're saying, they're saying like, oh my god, it's such a breakthrough for Heavenly. I can't believe Heavenly is finally at this point. This is amazing. We're amazing friends for making this happen. But then they're showing clips of Heavenly going through all of this, a million times telling them, well, this is because of my trauma. But now I've learned not to be Lil Kim, you know,

because that's her alter ego. So she's like, I've learned to not be that girl anymore. And they literally show three seasons of heavenly doing exactly what she's doing right now, saying, well, I went through a traumatic childhood, but now I've learned, you know. And she goes, she goes, well, I'm always gonna be on a spiritual journey.

I'm a work in progress, which is by the way, the biggest red flag that anyone on TV could ever say, oh, I'm always on a journey, I'm a work in progress because that's what disasters say. To let themselves off the hook. Yeah, but don't ever change because I love you. So then packing and toys like, oh my God, Toy, you can't take the hangars.

It's funny because I feel like if the cameras weren't there, she would have some circa hangars and Eugene would walk into the hangars, but it's funny because I feel like if the cameras weren't there, she would have some circa hangars. And Eugene would walk into the closet like, circle what? What does this mean? What does this mean? Keep you so confused. But why?

But why? Yeah, so basically, like, basically the episode essentially ends, but then keeps going. It goes on for like, what are we working on? Oh, does it? I literally just pushed my chair back, hold on, let me see. No, no, no, I'm saying, I'm saying like, the basically they have this intervention

and they're like, this is how an intervention is supposed to go and then you're expecting like the next time on marriage medicine, but instead I looked at the clock, I was like, there's still four minutes left in the show, what is left? And then they're all packing. I'm like, oh, some shit's gonna go down the last second here. And then they're all packing. I'm like, oh, some, some shit's going to go down the last second here. And then they're just packing and packing. And they're like, this trip was a roller coaster ride. And like, wow, we made it through in one piece. Wow, we've

learned so many things. Wow, I'm like, can someone please land this plane? Get us out of this episode. And it just goes on for four minutes of them packing and like declaring how good the vacation is before like it finally ends. And yeah. And then we get it coming this season, the rest of the season on Mary to Madison. So we'll see it looks like a short season because it's 907. So I guess I'll have what like 13, 14 episodes, which is the appropriate length for the show, I think. For all shows, I think. All shows. Well, for me, that's my personal profile.

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