Watch What Crappens - Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers

Episode Date: June 23, 2020

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laugh will be a little bit better and here we are with some Mary to medicine Los Angeles so the big cliffhanger from last week was that Dr. Amani finally with some married medicine also Angelus. So the big cliffhanger from last week was that Dr. Amani finally asked for a divorce from Phil, who's been in Oklahoma for the entire season and hasn't seemed to have shown any interest in having any sort of relationship with Dr. Amani whatsoever. So she finally asked for a divorce. I just wish I was friends with Amani so I could say listen, you stuck with this guy forever. The time that he has a medical marijuana business is not the time to get a divorce, okay?

Stay lonely for a couple of more years and wait for that bank account to fatten and then get a divorce. Like do I have to do everything around here? Whatever, she doesn't need that. She's making enough money on her own and there's no guarantee that his medical marijuana business is going to take off because if he, if he mines after his business, the way he mined it after his wife, that does not seem like there's going to be a big future for him. And it's there. So Britain, Britain has showed up to take her to this cowboy party this horseback riding party and she's you know crying in her bathroom basically and

She's talking about how she brought up divorce time bit it's it's time But she's like in the quickness that he accepted that was really hurtful, you know So I want to get a divorce. Okay, so it's great. yeah, hey, can yeah, let's totally do that. I gotta get back to the game. So cool. We get divorced by yeah, basically. Yeah, pretty much. So Britain's like, did you just grow apart? Or and she explains that last year on their anniversary, they went on a trip together and he went back to watch a game instead. And he was like, well, I want to watch the game. So you can, I can either drive you home now

or you can just get a new bird back to the hotel. Which is like, fuck you dude. You're on your anniversary trip. And if you want to watch a game on your anniversary trip, that's fine, but you know, you can also like, you don't have to send your wife back to the hotel while you watch the game. You can watch the game with your wife.

That is possible. Yeah, they have TVs at the hotel. And also you can say, do you want to watch the game? Mike, what the hell, dude? And if the reason why he sent her back is because maybe she was bored because we're watching a game that she didn't want to, then you know what? Like, don't watch the game. It's not that, like, you can wait.

You know, it's like the old, it's like truly the oldest cliche in the history of sitcoms and movies is the guy who wants to watch the game, but then he also like his wife wants like time. And you know what happens every single time the guy chooses the wife over the game and it's always the better decision. Yeah. And so Britain's like, oh, why don't you tell us all of this stuff sooner? And she goes, because I didn't want to burden anybody. She's like, oh, that's what friends are for.

You burden your shit on them. They burden it back on you. Then you're like, I'm not answering the phone because that friend won't stop burdening on me. But then you need to burden on somebody. So you're like, oh, my phone was just broken. So I'm going to burden on you now. I mean, that's how it is.

But also, I didn't really love that response from Britain because it's not about you guys right now. Your friend is getting into the forest and she's hurt and your response should be, what is it? What can I do? How can I help? Why didn't you tell us earlier? Why didn't you tell us?

We could have helped. That's not what I know because of mine. She never opens up about anything. Nobody knows about her. Now she is, which is already a hard enough thing. So I know if I don't open up a lot and then I finally open up and so it's like, why didn't you tell me earlier? That's not how, that's not what I want to hear.

I think she was just saying, like, you can always come to us. Well, she could have just said that. She said, you know what, going forward, like keep us, like keep us in the loops that way we can be there, because this would be a hard time for you or just said that. She said, you know what, going forward, stay, like keep us, like keep us in the loops that way we can be there, because this would be a hard time for you or something like that. Yeah, so she's like, well, what should I tell the girls, you know, if you're not coming to this thing,

she goes, tell them I got kidnapped, alien abduction, I don't give a shit, tell them whatever you want to. I'll say there was an emergency at work, okay? I'll go with it. Yeah, they're all doctors. It's literally the, you guys have built an excuse for any event you ever want to go to. Oh, sorry. I was on call. We got called in. Sorry. Sorry. You studied through a lot of college to have that excuse. You earned it. By the way,

Amani also said at one point she goes, you know, I think that Phil moving to Oklahoma was his passive way of separating. I'm like, I don't think it was really that passive. I mean, he actively physically separated himself from you to a different part of the country. Yeah, that's pretty, pretty on the nose. Yeah. So we got a sunset ranch for Shneaks birthday party and her husband is learning rope dancing. And let's see, Shneaks is picked up. Wait, Shanieke, Shanieke's over at Jasmine's place. We're seeing like lots of things and what's happening. So Shanieke's over at Jasmine's place.

And so an Uber shows up. It's like a Hyundai, which I loved, because it shows up at the famous Drugg Dilemanschen, quote unquote. And so the Uber shows up. And Jasmine's like, you know, if there wasn't so much rocks and dirt, I would definitely

show for you to this place. And it's the reason why I'm not showing for you has nothing to do with the fact that I don't actually have money, has nothing to do with that. Yeah, I think this is her new place that she was showing, right? Because didn't she move into that new place that they're going to use as an Airbnb or whatever? No, this house was the house from last season. Oh, she was just showing that that Airbnb is like her new business. That's right. Yeah. So Britain is basically everyone's going over there, right?

So Leah shows up like dress to the hill. She looks amazing. She's in like a pink like see through ruffles, sir, and like these insane boots like really sexy boots. She has all dressed up, and she's like, I met Miss Red the invitation. I thought it said rodeo, not rodeo. So I'm definitely not dressed properly.

And by the way, Britain is also not dressed properly. I don't know if we mentioned it last week, but Britain is dressed like she's going to a dressage. Like she's going to like a formal, you know, like a fancy British, you know, it was not uniquely British, but she's going to like a fancy, like a formal equestrian event, not like, yeah, we're riding cab or rodeo, you know, first things. So she's like dress also totally. She's not very rodeo.

She's just more like lime, Teddy. Yeah, but at least her outfit, it still has utility with horses, you know, that's opposed to Leo's enormous Still at Oboots. Yeah, so Sunik and Jasmine are driving over and shinning's like, oh my god. Stop ahead. It says rough road. What could that mean? Yeah, there's like a lot of there's a lot of Yeah, there's like a lot of there's a lot of there's a long sequence of Schneeck arriving What if I fall but keep your eyes closed but when I'm fine fall down

Okay, so we need to hurry up a little bit because I can only keep my eyes closed for you Shaneek for a little bit longer Because I have to test my blood sugar at the top of this hill so come on. Let's hurry up Yeah, and she makes like oh my god. I'm so excited. I love horseback riding like you something I do with the kids because we didn't have horses growing up, you know, I got a dog on the donkey in Jamaica. I know I did that. And Britain announces that Amani can't come because she's on call and Kendrick goes, um, actually we almost didn't make it because of that, but okay. Okay. Okay. It's fine. I'm on call and I still have to come to this damn thing Yeah, pretty much so so then they the lia's never written a horse before and so they get on to

But she's gonna be a team player and so she gets on the horse, so that's exciting for her She actually seemed to have even though she was not dressed for the occasion. She seemed to have had no problems So that was yeah, she she still had a good time. And Britt is the one, because there's always the one that's like, Of course he is, this is hard. Um, and that's Britton. She's like, how am I supposed to ride this fucking thing? Yeah.

So they're riding and riding. It's the sunset. It's pretty. And then they finally come back down from their horseback riding. And if there's like a country dinner setup with like ribs and cornbread and things like that, you know, all that kind of food. Yeah, and Jasmine goes up and she's like, I will have a nice lean piece of chicken.

Please, rest, please, lean. And I don't want to inquire because that's way too sugary for me. Has anybody tested the air out here? I'm going to keto test this air, okay? Okay. Hi, I brought a to keto test this air. Okay. Hi, I brought a little taste for a cup for the chicken. So could you put just the amount of chicken breast into this tiny little cup for me, please, that's all I need, thanks. Yeah. And Kendra's like, oh, fuck this. I'm eating. Like, I don't care. Yeah. I'm eating tonight. And Jasmine's like, I'm watching you, Kendra.

Yeah, she just staring at her. And so then she needs husband. I've done some prayers like blesses the food. And Jasmine, Jasmine also says something, but like it's, she says, I'm going to see a prayer too. Sangria has a lot of sugar, so consider that. Thank you, bless this food. Please don't let this angry make Kendra fatter,

because that would be a disappointment to me as well on a personal level. Thank you Jesus. So I want to bless all the food except for the cornbread which we will be returning to the chafing pot. Thank you. Jesus, just a question during this prayer. What did you invent cornbread? No, this is it help. Just tell me that. I want to pray for all those people out there whose blood sugar is going to move out of fat burning mode because they're about to eat some cornbread. Thank you. So they all start, you know, just talk dinner conversation. And then Jasmine gets up and goes over to Kendra. And she says, um, can I take that cornbread off your plate because you can't eat

cornbread? You're on a diet, remember? It's like, ew. I'm sure she remembers. Yeah, this is why you don't hang out with your Weight Watcher's counselor, okay? So why that shit moved online? Nobody needs to shit in real life, okay? I'll confess it later to my my fitness pal, lady. Yeah, so then Britain is like,

are you policing her food? What is wrong with you? And she's like, well, you know, there are's certain foods that take your sugar higher than it should and it takes you out of the fat burning state And you know, I take fitness very seriously and I teach a lot of people. I'm advanced I'm not an intermediate or beginner. I'm you can almost say I'm like a food doctor except I don't have any Educational degrees behind what I'm saying and Leo starts she's like, why are you always laughing at me? That's so rude. It's so rude when you laugh.

You're laughing under your breath, and we all know that if you laugh at full breath or over your breath, you burn more calories. So, Jokeson, you actually. Laugh right. Laugh right. And Leah's like, oh my god, not today. Please, I can't with you. She's like, yeah, but every time you're around me, you're giggling. I mean, it's like oh my god not today please I can't with you.

Yeah but every time you're around me you're giggling I mean it's just like high school and all those people thought I didn't really have a horse which I didn't because I lied and told them all I had. I forgot my point stop laughing at me. It's like when you left a Kendra for her terrible jumpsuits. You lost all your street cred. So I guess having street cred means walking around with a little blood test. Make sure your sugar levels are in the fat burning zone. Yes, street cred equals taster scups for sure. So they all start laughing at her and Britt, it's like street cred.

Like don't you guys live in Beverly Hills? Come on. like don't you guys live in Beverly Hills? Come on. Ed Brinton's like, Jasmine's acting like she's one of the members of NWA, but she's actually in Clueless, Azing, Azing. And she's like, well, I don't need somebody to take up for me. I take up for myself. Solo, Solo, Yellow. Which is also the name of my new yogurt shop that I'm opening up.

Single taste your cups only. Man, she's not the smartest person in the world, but new yogurt shop that I'm opening up single taste your cups only Man, she's not the smartest person in the world, but I will say that she makes me think because every time she talks I'm like what With that is that a thing solo dolo yolo what the fuck? I'm gonna have to Google that I also feel like She is judging me through the TV Like I literally made a carrot cake on Sunday and like I, I was like so happy. I was like, you know what? Gonna make this carrot cake. And then she ruined it for me.

Cause I'm just imagining her staring at the carrot cake through the TV saying, you're supposed to be on a diet. I'm like, I'm not on a diet, but now was I on a diet? Back off. So Lidolo, yellow. Was I on a diet back off So everybody's basically telling Jasmine to shut up and stop trying to start a fight and Suni's like um, but I'm friends with her now. So look I'm just listening to all of this go on because I'm like Jesus up here right now I'm just listening to everybody and everyone starts cracking up again and

Robert's like, uh, did you just compare yourself to Jesus? Thank you. Know what I mean. Do we think Jesus wants to weigh in on whether or not Kendra should have born bread right now? That's why he was able to hand out so many fiddish and loafs to the people. He was like portion controlling it. They're like, Jesus turned one fish into 30.

Little known fact when he turned water into wine, he served it in Taser Cups. Skinny Jesus wines. The original Bethanee Prankle concept. Skinny Jesus. So then this guy named Tom comes over and he's like, hey, I'm going to teach you how to line dance. So they go over and he's looking at,, I'm gonna teach you how to line dance. So they go over and he's like, he teaches them the touch push and they're basically like, this is the whitest shit I've ever seen.

Yeah. What is this? Yeah. So she gets her birthday cake. Get your birthday. So then it's also... Jasmine doesn't know how to do electric slide, which, I mean, how's she, where has she been for the past 30 years?

Electric slide. Come on. I don't know how to do it. And from what I can tell, it doesn't burn a lot of calories, so it's probably not worth it for me to learn at this point. Kendra's like a black card revoked, okay, even Hobart knows the electric slide. Yeah, poor Hobart. He was definitely like lost at sea during the dancing.

So now it's like it's a good day. It's like the opening. We see little shots of everybody's life. And Jasmine is feeding kid, her kid and Kendra is in the office. And Matt and Britain are reading their kids agenda, like their trip agenda. And she's like, and then you go to a wagon hoe,

I want the hose away from my baby. I don't know about this wagon hoe. What is that? Yeah, yeah. And then Shnique is like working on her keto diet. Kiss me, memory is fond memories to a year ago at this time when I just started doing Keto and sending my cholesterol on a journey to the heavens.

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Is that her mom? It's not odd to see Amani sitting there with a bright pink shiny iPad case. It seems so off-brand because she's so drool all the time. She's like, oh, there's what I think. She's got a little girl's bright, the shiniest pink iPad case she can find. So her mom Paula comes over. I love Paula. like right the shaniest pink eye bad case she can find. So her mom Paula comes over. I love Paula because Paula is like, what I love about Paula is she seems like no nonsense. And she also seems like exceedingly smart. Like she should not be on our TV. It's like she should not be on Bravo because she's just too smart for this. And she knows

it too. She's like, oh Jesus Christ. I have to see this again. What do you need? She's like, I have five doctorates in subjects that I invented. And I have to now sit here and listen to this. And the way they grade each other, she's like, uh, hello. She's like, hello. Hello. Hello. Um, I'm here because I, uh, I, you, you did mention that you and Phil are getting divorced. I just want to make sure did this just happen or is this news from four years ago also? Yeah, hello. So she tells her mom that she asked for a divorce and then Phil had the nerve to be like, okay, could you just pack my stuff and send it? She's like, how am I supposed to clean up your mess?

Exactly. Yeah, and also you want me just to tell Idris their son. You want me to just tell him on my own about what's going on. So, Paul is like, well, Phil is emotionally unavailable and you have to accept that that's as the person that's presented. Why is there a camera on me right now? Please tell me we're not on a reality television show. Yeah, she's like, you need to talk to your son as soon as you can

because if you don't, then he's going to hear it from somewhere else and it's going to be way worse, you know. And then she says, remember when your dad left, you know, it's like the man who told you who is always going to be there for you and then he goes to you basically. your dad left, you know, it's like the dad, the man who told you who is always going to be there for you. And then he goes to you basically. And then you had stomach aches and your hair fell out, you know, like you need to take care of this, you know.

Right. So Manny's also struggling because she doesn't want to really tell her friends because she doesn't, she doesn't feel like a thing. They're business and, you know, they're just going to be like, well, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. And her mom's like, yeah, well, they speculated, but they were right. So out.

Some heartbombed truths always coming through with her. She comes in with like a hard, like, hard mom truths that you feel like you can't even debate with because she says them so authoritatively. And with such a sort of like, I'm bored in having to explain this to you face. Yeah. And she's like, well, let me know what I can help you with. And Amani's like, I just want to sleep, like, and chill and be on the couch. And she goes, well, you could bundle up and go for long walks on the beach.

And she's like, that sounds like a Neil Diamond movie. She goes, well, your life is a Neil Diamond movie right now. So I don't know what a Neil Diamond movie is, but I think her mom is correct. I don't either actually let's look at a Neil. Well, I think I think I should probably met Neil Diamond song. It's like when I say things like put the chicken back in the or the cornbread back in the chasing pot. There, that's what came up. Oh, I Googled, don't say I don't do anything for this. So well, there we go. We there is a Neil Diamond movie. So now we go back to Mac and Britain yelling at their kids, because Mac and Britain are going to be going on a date. Mac looks just totally enthused.

He has that. He just looks so excited about all this. As always. Yeah. And she's written like, well, last time we had a date, it was in cocoon without the kids. And a money was there. So I don't know if that really counts. You mean the cancun? Yeah. I thought you said cocoon. And I was like, maybe I did. Maybe they went to see cocoon. And that's how I was thinking. Ion and I was like maybe I did maybe they went to see cocoon and that's how I was thinking I was imagining being like last time we went on a date we went and watched that that wonderful Jessica Tandy movie cocoon yeah What else could up your sex life like going to see cocoon

Humcronin wow if that doesn't get your weener up. I don't know what does So they take the kid over to shneaks house to babysit them. And she's telling her son, she's like, uh, and be sure to leave the girls alone. Okay, you guys and they're like, they need to leave us alone. She's like, I seriously doubt they're going to be bothering with you. Okay. I, by the way, I feel so bad for Mac and Brinn because, you know, we talk about LA Geography a lot, but this was, this was pretty sadistic.

Okay, so they had to go from Porter Ranch, which is like Miles and Miles away. That's like to the north, and I think it's to the west, let's say Hollywood, okay. It's north and west of Hollywood, but it's like half an hour that way. They had to take the kids from Porter Ranch

all the way to wherever Shanieke is in San Gabriel, which is miles and miles and miles to the east, probably past Erica James House, and then where they ultimately bound up, where they're like hotel suite. That was over by the grove right in the center of, you know, LA. I was like that entire trip of like dropping the kids off and going to the hotel probably took Two hours. They just fall asleep right at the hotel. They're like, where is it? Why did production do this to them? This is so cruel So Kendra and Hobart go to dinner and they're looking at the menu and he's like well They've got lamb chops and she's like I love lamb chops and he goes what would Jasmine say about that?

Like oh god don't you start. She's already got Jasmine on her ass. Yeah, seriously. So Kendra was like, okay, you know what? I'm just going to say something. Okay, I went on a job interview. He's like, okay, she's like, and I was really good. But the downside is that it's an interview for a full time position.

So hope barbs like, hmm, and then it becomes like a dick, which position. So hope, Mark's like, hmm. And then he becomes like a dick, which surprised me. Well, he already became a dick because when he said the lamb chop thing, he's like, well, I felt like you were taking it seriously at one point. And she's like, well, I am still taking it seriously, but I'm, you know, taking my career first.

So tonight, lamb chops are okay. You know, so I want the lamb chops. And he goes, so tonight, lamb chops are okay. And I was like, oh, I'm like scooting back my seat, getting ready to throw something at him. And she just gets this look in her eyes, and she's like, okay, fine, I'll tell him now, then I'm going back to work.

And then he just starts totally talking down to her. He's like, what was the last thing we talked about? What was my one and only request? Not to take a full-time position. Like, you know what? you may have made your request, but your request was denied, okay? Just because you said that doesn't mean that it's gonna happen.

Yeah, I don't know, this is a tricky one because they've just had a baby and they made a decision as a couple and all this stuff. But yeah, I think that's bullshit. When you're like, I'm afraid my husband's gonna get mad if I go back to work, you know, well. He changes her mind, he changes her mind. She changes her mind. They hire an ant. Yeah, they're doctors. They're doctors. They live in Baldwin Hills. Okay. They they can hire an

ant. And she also also her mom, her mom is around her mom. Like they little like her mom would probably love nothing more than to come over and baby sit this child and then tell the child everything it's doing wrong, even though it's just a baby. Yeah. So he's like, well, I think most women would envy your position in having the luxury of staying home a little longer. She doesn't consider that a luxury, okay? Yeah, thanks for speaking on behalf of all women.

Yeah. So she's like, yeah, my talent should not be served just being full time at home. Okay. Thanks. And I'm done apologizing for that. So thanks. Yeah. So she's like, she's like, you know, I can be a mother and a physician. And you know what? I'm, and I'm just gonna, I didn't need, I need to think about some

things because now I'm really confused. You know, yeah, you're acting really erratically. She's like, no, I'm confused by you. You're acting. Yeah. And they're like, I'm not hungry. Well, I'm not hungry either. So're acting. Yeah, and they're like, I'm not hungry. Well, I'm not hungry either. So that was that. Just like pops up from under the table.

And my work here is done. Finally. She was probably the one giving me the work interview. She's like, I know this will cause stress in their relationship and make her not eat. So I'm going to call her back and pretend I'm misprovinising HR manager. So then Britain and Matt good the Orlando. Yeah. So it's one of these really fun scenes where

we get to watch Bravo stars pretend like they're about to have like crazy sex even though there's a camera right there and there was like all set up by Bravo. So there was that. Yeah, it was funny when she kicked them out of the room though. She gave, she got like sat on his lap. It's like the second she felt something. She's like, okay, get out. It's coming. It's a coming up. Yeah, she's like, get out. Yeah. So then it's a mommy's house for a book cover party.

So she's going to have the girls come over and help her pick out a book cover. And Britain's first and they show her a dress, which is really weird. already. So she's gonna have the girls come over and help her pick out a book cover and Britons first and they show her a dress which is really weird. Do they do that? I thought they usually blur them out. Oh, I didn't do that. Don't show her a dress. What the heck? I didn't see that. It's very dangerous for Dr. Amani. I mean, what will happen? So, I'll know one person won't be showing showing up full. God, Jerry. So she's like, so are you going to tell the girls what's going on with you? And she's like, well, part of me is like, are they going to receive it?

How I need them to receive it? Because I just need them to be supportive right now. Yeah. I've just been watching a lot of Neil Diamond movies and I just really want to follow that trajectory. So I just, I don't want the girls from messed that up for me. So then the girls come over and then Kendra's like, oh, I'll have some San Cria and Jasmine's like, um, that is not on your diet.

San Cria is not on your diet. And she's like, listen, we got a talk about that. Okay. Just punches right in the face. And my mother fucking sangria. The Kendra tells us, I'm still mad about that cornbread shit. I'm like, how? I don't care who she is tonight.

If she's drill sergeant, Jasmine, or the other one, I'm having sangria. Also, I don't believe that Jasmine's approach will work. If you have someone who, it's important to have someone who's gonna keep you accountable, but you don't want someone who then is going to be like a school Marm and and because I feel like that's just gonna encourage Kendra to eat more stuff secretly, you know, I feel like that's what behavior that that engenders. I think you want someone who says, okay, you shouldn't done that like work better on this or that, but I think you have

someone literally taking the food off of your plate. I think I just always feel like that backfires. Well, Jasmine's like a little kid. Like she's got a very young soul, I guess is the nice way to put it. And my niece is like that, you know, if I'm saying like, hey, I'm eating healthy. Should I be, are you supposed to be eating that uncle? Like everything I eat and part of me is like,

well, she's right. And then the other part of me is like, do you think's right. And then the other part of me is like, do you think I won't murder you because you're my niece? Like, shut up. Okay. She's like a 10 year old walking around. Like, wait, are you gonna eat that? Are you gonna eat that?

You're gonna have the cornbread? Yes, I'm having the fucking cornbread. I'm also gonna have a damn murderer on my rap sheet if you don't, if you say one more thing, child. Right. Or you know what, I think also maybe Jasmine, what she should have done was before they started taking say one more thing, child. Right, or you know what, I think also maybe Jasmine, what she should have done was before they started taking the food,

Jasmine should have gone up to Kendra and be like, okay, we have a whole buffet here. So what's your game plan, let's discuss what you can and can't have? Make it feel like she has some agency, rather than like, oh, you chose that, I'm taking this away. I just feel like it's not, that's just not a method

that's gonna work. I mean, who would have thought Jasmine would have had an approach to food that was sort of unhealthy? Who would have her guess? So they start talking about how Britain's necrous because she had so much sex and stuff. And then someone knocks and Amani's like, that's an aggressive knock. It's either the police or Leah.

Her mom just appears I would have to concur about that. Hello. So yeah, it is Leah with an aggressive knock and so they come she comes in and now they all have their food and everything. So they now head over to the sofas to look at Dr. Amani's photos. So by the way, the one thing I was thinking, you don't want my first thought about this entire, um, choose your choose your favorite photo thing was how expensive is foam board. What is this doing to the environment? Um, how much did you spend at King Coast? That's where my guess is. Very close. My thought was, wow, did you have to buy three easels for this scene?

I have to imagine each easel is probably about $45 to $50. Did you spend $150 on this scene? And then like you said, you said that. I was like, the guys at kinkos must be laughing their ass off at you. Like I need nine boards printed of my face. Yeah, it's like get an iPad and pass it around. I'm gonna use your pink iPad.

If you saw that beautiful pink, she's like, well, I was gonna use my iPad, but I'm still waiting for my Liddybug case to arrive. I really want to. Yeah, but my passport's lower. I'm not comfortable showing you this until it's covered in Hello Kitty stickers So she they ask what her books about and she's like well, it's about mental health

But more importantly it represented growth I had to go through and you know, things I had to do because there was an amani before my book and there was an amani after your book. They're just looking at her like, uh, could you be more specific? So shiniq's like, well, what's the biggest thing you've learned? And she says, well, I've learned that being vulnerable isn't the worst thing in the world. And she's like, oh, yeah. Jasmine's like, I agree. I think the worst thing in the world, I, cornbread, am I right, ladies, am I right cornbread? Paul by sangria.

So, let's see here. So they show the pictures and everybody's like, ah, she shows the first three, like the first outfit. And when is her with the exact, she has the exact same smile and face in all of them. But when she's got her arms crossed and the other, she's got her finger under the chin and the other, she's got like her hand under her chin.

Yeah, it's like, well, well, yeah, it's like, there's a finger, one, and there are two, they're very similar, one is that, yeah, she has all, she has all her fingers under her chin and then the other one she has most of her fingers under her chin but then when index finger on her temple or like near her temple so if you went back and forth between them really quickly it would look like she's sort of doing like voguing a little bit you know. Yeah it's all the exact same so they're like um So they're like, oh,

Britain's like neither They all suck and they're like, yeah, those all suck. Sorry. Yeah, cuz she's also wearing this kind of frumpy blue t-shirt And everyone's like, this isn't you. What is this? It looks terrible and she just has this smile on this like Everyone's like no, it's it's awful. And mine's like I just need the support. I just need the support And that's like this shirt is the toe up from the flow up. It needs to go up in the garbage truck, which goes up when it takes a garbage thing and then turns it over in the garbage. Paula just appears. I think that what the women are saying is that you know, laterally, these are terrible, terrible photos and we should probably scrap the

entire project altogether. Thank you. So she shows them the next look and she's much like sexier in that one with Tillix Smart. And they're like, finally, yes, better. Yeah. Yeah. They like the option number three. So of course, Nick is like, well, has your hobbies seen these? Because you should have him pick them out. And mine is like, no, they're basically like, well, what would you do with, how would you, like, what, what would you do with Robert? She's like, well, I would show my pictures to Robert. And, and what would he think? Well, he would say they're all beautiful, baby. So mine is like,

so basically you'd be no help whatsoever. Yeah. And, um, Sydney's like, well, you know, I just think it's really great that you have so much going on and She's like, oh well there is some stuff that I have God out full neurobility. This was really hurting is full neurobility is supposed to make me want to poop I want to poop right now. Oh, sorry. That was me just checking your blood sugar levels You're a little high from your sangria, so And she's like well, okay, I've just got to let you know fill an iris operating. We're a little high from your sangria so... And she's like, well, okay, I've just got to let you know, Phil and I are separating, we're getting a divorce. And Jasmine goes,

Are you serious? Don't, don't, don't. But then we realized that someone served her like a scoop of ice cream that was larger than her tray of syrup. She's like, are you serious? This is an entirely ridiculous portion. Yeah, it's totally going to be next week. Yeah. And that brings us to the end of Mary de Medicine all sangilies.

Yeah, next week they go to Palm Springs, so the big cast trip is coming up. I wonder how long the season is. I'm going to estimate probably 13 episodes or so, right? I don't know. I think they're around episode seven or eight, which means if they have about five episodes left, that would probably segue perfectly because Potomac, we actually did not even mention this, but Potomac is coming back on August. Second, I think.

I don't know. I've missed that show. Oh, I know. I'm so excited for Potomac. And the thing is that they release that trailer Back when they thought they were gonna be starting Potomac up in May and they released that trailer and it looked so Good Potomac is Potomac is

Yeah, that's a good show. That's one of our faves and then we'll be back tomorrow with Balodic mid-iterranean So go get some masks go support your local businesses and stay safe out there everybody. Yeah, talk to you later. Okay, next time. Bye, everyone. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.