Watch What Crappens - Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang

Episode Date: January 7, 2020

The third part of Married to Medicine's reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview an...d end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:52 what's going on? Hey, dude, baby. I'm great. Thanks. How are you? Um, so good because it's 2020 and it's the final married to medicine reunion recap. Oh, yeah, it is over Yeah, fun three-parter, but before we get to that let's chill some stuff guys We are about with live shows for the new year Also, we're doing the crappy awards. That's our first live show. It's in it's very soon It's like in a week and a half or something. Yeah, and our first live show. It's in, it's very soon. It's like in a week and a half or something. Yeah. And you can go vote for the crappy awards. Good to do that right now. You can find the link over at WatchUpCrapins.com. And also you'll find our live show links over there. After the crappies,
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Starting point is 00:04:36 It's pretty much sort of an excuse to go to a memory lane for the year 2019. And if you're saying, hey, why didn't you nominate like for best fight Dan yell and Margaret a ponytail pulling, etc. That happened in 2020 guys. So unfortunately, it's ineligible for this year's crappy rewards, but go to watchcraftpins.com and you'll find the link where you can go vote. Yes, and that's that for plugin staff. Today, let's get on with some Mary to Medicine. Now, we were off during the first two parts of this reunion. Yeah, this reunion. And God, they were hilarious the first two parts of this.
Starting point is 00:05:16 So good, very strong. They really were. They were really, really funny. There was a lot that was happening. They came into it with Jackie and Simone were like, like really angered. There was like a feud happening with them. Simone was like feuding with heavenly. There was just like a lot of drama.
Starting point is 00:05:35 But like in classic American medicine slash Dr. Simone's style, it was all like easily resolved in the sense that basically Simone was like, I will never be friends with Dr. Jackie again or Heavenly that is clear by the end of this reunion I will continue to be hating them both Five minutes later. I love Jackie. We are sisters Yeah, and they're be like what are you gonna do your homework together? Or are you gonna study together again? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Turn your high because they always study together. And he's like, but will you study together again? She's like, we will study together. We are best friends again. Yeah. So that was like, easily resolved. So then like the first, but so the first two hours were really hilarious. And so I was really excited for this hour, but I feel like somewhere within the first like, I don't know, 20 minutes, this reunion kind of ran out of steam. And to the point where like the last 15 minutes, it was questions like, so what sort of sidewalks do you like
Starting point is 00:06:40 walking on smooth ones or one that have ridges? I was like, what is happening to this reunion right now? Well, that could actually happen on this show, because member WinToy was obsessed with sidewalks. And she, but yet she also was innocent walking on one during the couple's trip. Yes. Toria has like a huge history with sidewalks on this show. So that could actually be a question that yeah, Andy was like, so doctors, hey, what's the favorite, what's your favorite cavity you've ever taken out, actor? Evan Lee, huh?
Starting point is 00:07:08 Yeah, it just like, it kind of just like lost steam and then it was like floating on fumes and then it just was like, okay, let's just show, I think a promo for Maritumettis in LA, but it's not totally, it's not totally confirmed, just maybe just some cool footage. I don't know. Oh yeah, it's confirmed because that was a huge preview. They all went again to L.A. to see the latest of Los Angeles. Well, by the way, it's kind of funny because we just released today the Krapies nominees and one of the categories is like the show that Bravo should
Starting point is 00:07:47 give a second shot to not realizing that, and then I watched the reunion after posted the categories and then of course I'm like, oh, well marriage medicine now lay was on that list. And now it's like, oh, it's already a second shot. They win. Do you see you have real power in this world? Thanks. You can get married to medicine,
Starting point is 00:08:08 shot and renewed all in the space in the two hours. Yeah, pretty much. I felt personally kicked in the nuts just by the new year. I've been on a very positive path this new year. Like everything's been going great. So I'm just like the sixth, you know, but everything's been going great. So I mean, it's like the sixth, you know But everything's been going really well and I'm super happy and then you give me a third part reunion with Kintessa I mean Kintessa it's all of it is Kintessa the whole last half of this is Kintessa a lot of your storyline
Starting point is 00:08:39 Sick of you. Seeker stupid eyes. She looks like she's been someone through like, I don't like paint on her. What is it with her eyes? It looked like two spiders crawled up into her sock and then started doing yoga. They look crazy. They look absolutely net. It looks like she's pressing her eyes up against a window, like trying to look in in the rain maybe. It looks like she turned her eyes into Worsuch patterns. Yeah, she's basically her eyes are the opening of medium every time she wakes. Oh my god, I love Patricia. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't good. And then she kept trying to do her fake crying thing, but it always looked like she was crying because of those eyes.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Those were just nuts. And Simone was in her glitter suit. And Simone was just trying to start a fight with everybody in this episode. Simone's look was terrible. Her wardrobe is always just totally off. But she had a little hairstyle, pert little bob, you know, that was like, you know, like Susan from accounting. And then she was wearing this glitter blazer, but then like an exposed naval sheer something. It was so bizarre. I was like, oh,
Starting point is 00:09:55 Simone, she tries. She tries. And Jackie came in with apology bangs. Listen, bangs are never, never a way to say you're sorry, because they don't make anybody look softer necessarily. And I love a good bang, by the way. I'm a bangs fan. I would grow them a good. To me, bangs look like you are, you're actually, like, you were actually going to be more firm
Starting point is 00:10:20 about your beliefs. Like you have literally set up shop and put up an awning. That's how determined you are. You are not going to, I am entrenched in my views right now. It's to the point where I got a business permit. And this is my awning, my bangs awning over my eyes. I feel like bangs are more of a fuck you than I'm sorry. I know this girl, who's actually a really nice girl would never even say fuck you, but she always tells the story of how she would never book a commercial until she got bangs and then she's like the girl with bangs in every commercial.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Like it's lasted, I swear to you for 15 years. I don't know how she does it. And she's never even married Paulette. Her name is Jen actually. She's also on NCIS with bangs. You see, and that girl can never get rid of her bangs either. That NCIS girl. That poor girl, poor NCIS girl can never, ever get rid of her bangs.
Starting point is 00:11:12 You know, she's wanted, she's like, damn, but I've been on a hit show with like iconic bangs. That's the only thing that I feel like non NCIS viewers know about her is that she's got bangs. Oh, yeah. And you never get rid of them because everybody knows you by them and it's kind of like a fuck you. I have bangs now and I'm gonna jeet. I'm gonna put this kind of stuff on NC. I'm gonna book an NCIS commission with these bangs.
Starting point is 00:11:37 And yeah, Jackie came in with these fuck you bangs, but she's been in so much trouble on the internet for the, you know, infertile and then her Jackie apologies about the infertile comments. So she's been in a lot of trouble. And so she came in with literally, like, I thought it was a good apology, but it's like, you know, she's in trouble. So it's like, well, if you'd given this apology, maybe when it happened, people would be as mad at you. I liked it. I actually liked it from what I can remember because it's like, you know, once we went on vacation, everything I watched just sort of like went
Starting point is 00:12:13 through my eyes and like, you know, out my pores. I don't know where it went out, but I just sort of like watched it, but did not absorb anything. But I seem to remember liking it. I think maybe because I wanted to like it because ultimately I still like Jackie I think that she'd like totally fucked up and it was so wrong of her to say what she said but ultimately I still actually think she's I still like that it's darker Jackie and I really love Buffy and I didn't I'm like you guys should not be the ones that are fighting you guys are not the unreasonable ones like you guys should be fighting with like Toya or Mariah you know or quad like you're those the people you're supposed to
Starting point is 00:12:48 be fighting with and speaking of mariah by the way i just want to say that like clearly the dress code was where your blacks and silver's your metallics right and she's like i don't care i'm wearing hot pink and you know andi hated that you know he hated that. Yeah, then she tried coming for Andy, which was hilarious. I mean, Mariah is just she tops herself every year with just how horrid she is. You know, she was. I was saying, God, she seems so nice and fun in real life. Like she seems like she would be a really fun person. Yeah, I'm out with him really funny, but what a dick on this show.
Starting point is 00:13:22 She, she tops herself every single time with her victimhood and this year trying to use Ramadan as her great excuse. Oh yeah. And then crying, trying to like cry and get like religious, what am I trying to say? Like religious when people are against you because of your religion. Oh yeah, she's sort of a claiming like either religious freedom or like religious discrimination. Yes. Come on now You're really stretching Lairs yeah, and Andy was like not having any of it and Andy did a great job. I had a weird dream That like someone I had like a I did a thing a few days ago on my Instagram where I was bored
Starting point is 00:14:04 I said I'm sitting on my couch asking anything, but of where I was bored and I said I'm sitting on my couch Ask me anything, but of course I misspelled couch and said I'm sitting on a coach, which sounded Really bad, but I said I'm sitting on a I said I'm sitting on a coach. Ask me anything. And so someone said Like why do you hate Andy? Like like what basically like why do you hate Andy? And I was like no, I don't I don't hate Andy at all He just does some things that like I just roll my eyes at and then I had a dream where Andy Cohen saw me I was like Ben People are saying that you hate me and I was like no, no, I don't hate you were cool
Starting point is 00:14:34 He was that's what I thought I thought we were friends like we are friends Andy and then we like hugged So in my in my dream world Andy Cohen and I are friends so everyone yeah I love the game. I love the game like spell like your other big fears misspelling something I know So in my dream world, Andy Cohen and I are friends. So everyone, you have a question for him. I love the English. It was like, you're other big fears misspelling something. I know. You're trying to find it. It was a nightmare.
Starting point is 00:14:52 That's been the first in a spider's crawling out of the walls. You know, I know. I spelled coach instead of counts. Well, that happened in real life. It was a waking nightmare. Oh, sorry, I was all in the dream. My IG, by the way, thanks. Sorry, I don't really, I'm an old person, okay, okay, boomer.
Starting point is 00:15:13 You're like Shannon Bedore. I don't even know how to use a technology. What's IG? Is that a store where I can get a lovely dress for Sophie? Of course, they didn't read your telegram. It hasn't gotten here yet. Stop. I actually they didn't read your telegram. It hasn't gotten here yet. Stop. I actually don't like to receive telegrams because I find them to be too negative because every time I'm trying to read them, they say, stop.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Stop. I miss you. Stop. Don't tell me to stop. So other things that happened. Oh, Quad is pretending she's being interviewed by Barbara Walter's just entire time. Or maybe more appropriately, James lifted. She's acting like they're asking her about her process, you know? Everything they ask, they'll be like, Quad, what do you think of the weather? She's like, let me be honest with you about the weather, Andy.
Starting point is 00:15:58 The weather has affected my life thus far so how this much. You know, she just goes on and on. She crosses her legs and nods like she's in a very hard hitting news interview. She really does. She acts like she's both the interviewie and the interviewer all at once. She does like-
Starting point is 00:16:19 She does circle within myself. She does like a Joan London nod. Like I've just asked you a pressing question. So I'm gonna nod like Joan London, but then she also does the like, I'm on the receiving end of a Joan London question nod. She like nods at herself. So other fun things that happen in this,
Starting point is 00:16:39 the men came out for their men, time with the guy, hey bros, what are boobies like? Don't like boobies. I like penises. They always scary for me. Seeing boobies. It's like, all right, you.
Starting point is 00:16:52 So the funniest part of this to me was that they had their own set, like they had their man cave set. Yeah. They put a faucet right in Andy's ear. Did you notice that? I did not. There was a fucking kitchen faucet. It looked like it was. It was curved over right into his ear at the whole time.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I love it. You know, it all it all means something. It means something. It's telling a larger story. Yeah, I don't know what it was, but God that faucet place was whole area. So leading into the store episode, though, the big thing was that while the men were
Starting point is 00:17:30 on stage talking, the women were chatting, we're like watching backstage. And while they were watching, Simone and Heavenly started to fight. And I don't remember what they were fighting about or what started it, but I mean, basically it was that like, Simone is still mad that Heavenly tweeted a clap back at C-Soul on Twitter, you know? So she starts screaming at Heavenly and Heavenly is screaming at Simone, and that's where the episode opened up on. Yes, and Simone, who was mad at Quad for still fighting with her about the crab boil. It's just last season. It's now bringing up this old ass tweet thing to fight with Heavenly. So she's just screaming and yelling at Heavenly, which, you know, Heavenly's a dick.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Like she's my favorite one on the show personally, but she's a dick, okay? But still, Simone, come on. Like you're really reaching with this. And also, Heavenly was one of the biggest supporters of you getting back together with your husband in the first place. So. Yeah, you guys are like friends, like what's going on with this?
Starting point is 00:18:31 So they're like screaming and they have to be separated and there's separated out and then Simone has all of a sudden like chill on her couch and she's sitting there in her little Susan from accounting haircut and she's like, you know what, if she drags my husband, it's gonna get dirty. Like she has been, she has been a low down dirty dog. And I try not to go there, but if she drags my husband,
Starting point is 00:18:53 I'm going to drag Damon. I'm gonna drag Damon right in his big mother fucking face. She said, of course, it's simply what she said. And Jackie leaves, right? There's a fight. So Jack is like, um, my bangs. So she leaves. And then we cut back to the men. And Andy's like, so you guys know I have successful wives?
Starting point is 00:19:16 How do you feel about being losers? And Curtis is like, well, Andy, you know, no marriage is really 50-50. And when it comes down to it, It's like, well, Andy, you know, no marriage is really 50, 50. When it comes down to it. And Cecil's the other answerer. He's like, you know, Andy, a good marriage has room to fax and move around and change. That's great, Cecil.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Curtis, now that we've known each other for about seven years, I guess we're close enough that I can ask you, so how big is your dick? I just have to know at this point how big is it? So then heavenly, um, heavenly is, Kintessa takes heavenly out of the room, right? And so now there are the ladies are, are they out of the dressing room? I don't know. They're still in the dressing room, but heavenly like comes back and and and Simone is like, what the fuck happened?
Starting point is 00:20:05 And everyone's like, oh, hey, could you just occur in me out of here? They're acting as if like some crazy like bowl came running through the dressing room and they had to be separated because of that, like they're, it's like, you guys remember you guys are yelling at each other? That's what happened. Yeah, and then Simone grabs her face and she's like,
Starting point is 00:20:18 I know you are as sensitive as me. And they're like, right in each other's face, kind of kneeling on the ground. And then, the moon starts going, you know, I wanted him to get a job, and America didn't know, but you knew. And that was a problem. And heavenly is like,
Starting point is 00:20:39 I'm sorry, baby, baby, baby. And someone goes, and I respect that it was your opinion. And then he goes, oh Simone, I thought you Simone, and America did know you sit at the reunion Simone. And then they fall on the ground together, how gay. So it's so crazy. I was like, remember, like 10 minutes ago, when you guys were screaming at each other
Starting point is 00:21:00 and remember like 30 minutes before that, when you said you would never become friends with heavenly again, and now you guys are hanging on the floor rolling around. Yes. And Quad is the one in the glitter suit. Just in case anybody's like, hey, that wasn't some mom. No, no, they both. Oh, they both had glitter suits.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Yes. There's room for more than one glitter suit on this stage. And in fact, Quad was sitting in the corner. She was also going to be because the guys one thing the guys were talking about is that they still have a doctor graduate i mean i don't know why like little more man and and they're like yeah no Gregory can tell
Starting point is 00:21:33 he still miss his quads of quads like and was watching in the corner was like uh... cry quad crying quad sister liva who is like crying really and really having a dramatic moment in the corner crying, Quad, sister, Kallive, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, who whole gang. So Andy's like, so I guess something happened. Uh, you guys pasting up and I'm so glad you two work things out. Uh, we should have known you're gonna do that because then I'm gonna have some questions prepared to tear it apart again. So let's just free ball this, uh, or free wing it. I guess I should say, you know what I'm saying, Curtis. Uh, so, uh, heavenly, what do you think about Cecil? Say it loud and say it clear, write? Just in one space. Here we go. It got physical at the end that it's just 10 minutes earlier than rolling on the floor.
Starting point is 00:22:35 And Andy's like, I'm so glad it wasn't there. Yeah. Oh, so, yeah. So Andy's like, so for better and for worst married the couples committed That's also having to do with marriage as part of this title to stay together But will they have the medicine go down? Like a sugar cube. We're just not having to do with medicine or merit. I don't know you get it's married to medicine Let's watch the mom time So is Madison, let's watch the montage. So it's relationships. And then when we come out of it, it's like, so some
Starting point is 00:23:12 one, what keeps you and Cecil together after all these years? Well, what's the hot sex? How big is his dick? Okay, usually we just have a comparison between Cecil's dick and Curtis's dick, which is taller. Is it like the cross-neighboding and the Empire's head, but even though I'm saying, Southridge party. Diesel dick and Curtis dick, which is taller? Is it like the cross-neighboding and the Empire's able to even know I'm saying? Sounds interesting. Why are you asking them their secret to success? They literally almost divorced five minutes ago.
Starting point is 00:23:35 I know. I think you've been talking about right now. And so Simone's like, I think it was the friendships that kept us together. And then there was like a flashback of toy. They're like, see what you got what you should do. It was like about the checklist of the things you want to check out. But then he's so want to check off one thing and then I want to check off something and then all together, we don't want to be jagged.
Starting point is 00:23:52 And we got a sandwiches, you know, one sign. Yeah, Tori is great advice. If you want your mirrors to last sidewalks, say we have some crabs. Oh, kinds of crabs. So next Jackie, is your house still under construction? I can't believe the two ladies were coming on for air time and gave you a pink construction hat with five different accents. Didn't finish your house on time.
Starting point is 00:24:19 This is crazy. By the way, there's penises out here on the stage. That's it's party. Yeah. First of all, by the way, Jackie's house, they went through like the ground breaking at the end of the season. So it's probably like May or June, maybe July. It's only been like six months.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Sixers and six or nine months. So I don't know what, because Jackie wanted like, she basically wants like a heliport on top of the living room. She wants a 10 story like subterranean closet. Like, you know, these things are gonna take some time, Andy. So just cool your jets. Oh my God, what are the funniest things about the last reunion? Should we already know this? Andy brought up that Heavenly has a three story closet
Starting point is 00:25:04 to complete the story a three story closet. Oh yeah, two story closet. I forgot about that. It's basically a converted adic space. Yeah, so anyway, construction. And he she's complaining that the construction team is so slow and Quads like Jackie wins a roof. Jackie wears your roof. And apparently they don't have a roof so they're sleeping in the basement. Yeah, Jackie goes well it should be on there now as we speak but it wasn't there yesterday. I did not know. I like the idea that there might be like a Santa tracker for her roof. I know I have a baby monitor and I put it in the living room just into the sky and right now it's dark So either it died or we have a roof now my roof is feeling some shame Andy and
Starting point is 00:25:52 My roof would like to apologize to buffy's roof It's not that I don't have a roof is more that my roof now has bangs So I can't see it Andy So I can't see it, Andy. So he's like, so somebody, some lady from South Bend, somewhere says Jackie, you say you want to work, Liz, but Curtis, you understand that she's never going to change, right? He's like, I support my wife. He's like, work seems to fulfill her.
Starting point is 00:26:21 And I am here to support that just as I hope she is here to support me by more vintage cars and sleeping with girls I find it to airport. Thank you that fulfills all of us we're all fulfilled happy marriage. And Jack is like we've learned so much from the friendships on this show. You might remember I just threatened to quit this show if Simone didn't study with me again. Those friendships meet a lot to me, Andy. And he's like, so how was that romantic trip to the South of France?
Starting point is 00:26:49 And she's like, it was postponed because of our roof, Andy. I'm sorry, but it's a roof. Wouldn't you want to go to the South of France? I mean, you don't have a roof. It means she ran out of money. That's what that means. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:27:04 I was like, yeah, I think you'd want to go to some hotel. Sounds good to me. That's okay. They can just pretend it's Paris. They can hire a mine and eat a croissant and go on strike. So then Andy was like, so quad. So he's saying, like, Greg's boys have a yearning for you quad. quad how does that make you feel I think that's a quad back stage you got going Just being the most dramatic cry of all time This cast kills me and some quad goes you try me Andy you try me now Andy. You try me. Now, Andy, I believe that my husband... I've made X-Hospit.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Oh, no, I just caught, like, I'm on quine. Oh, there were some tender times. There were some sweet times. There were some tender greens and sweet greens. They were solid, everyone's so... Oh, miss it all. I miss all the toppings. There were some stender greens and sweet greens and salad everywhere! SOT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lot of love. Are you still in love? And the winnings to we come back, she is Andy. I believe my husband.
Starting point is 00:28:31 I mean, Okay, so okay. I wouldn't say there was a lot of. There is a lot of love, Andy, but only because we're both terrible tennis players. Tender greens, Andy. Tender greens. It's time for commercial. It's time for a grab. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.
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Starting point is 00:29:31 And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So then Andy turns to Mariah. He's like so Mariah. Someone wants to know the
Starting point is 00:29:57 Lord's from Westport. The Lord's from Westport. South Bend Westport, anything with the direction in it, we're gonna say. Yeah. So someone was basically asking about what does Black Adeshi mean. So I'm like, oh wow, they've run out of content because this was introduced in the first season. And now we're now we're just not going to ask the question. This is like one of those questions that's been on the back burner for a year after year after year. So what does it mean to be blogging? Bless you. And she's like, well, we merge our families. And you know, I'm Chris Jane.
Starting point is 00:30:32 I have a Christmas tree. And you know, he's, he's my slam and black and as she, well, that's really nice how you blended your families and you're celebrating religious holidays. But what's wrong with Don really the right time to slam quad? And Mariah's like we didn't slam quad. What? I would never I would never ever do such a thing. And then we get the clip of Lake saying well you know she's always been a you know what she's always been a hoe. And so Mariah starts to this is where Mariah goes on her big victim thing. She's like yeah this is amazing. And he on her big victim thing. She's like, yeah, this is amazing. And he's like, well, I apologize.
Starting point is 00:31:08 That that's the only part they showed of our family. We are very offended. And he's very offended. And he's like, but you said it. She's like, I, I, I have been fasting. Andy, I've been fasting the entire time when I was in Savannah. Also, I was hungry. I don't even know what I, I think the entire time when I was in Savannah. Also, I was hungry. I don't even know what I think the words that came out
Starting point is 00:31:28 of my mouth were, I don't even, I was reading words on the wall that they have written. And someone wrote, quiet as a hoe. I can't help it. I was reading just to stay alive. I was thinking of Hoho's Andy. I was starting to doubt. I was thinking of going back to college
Starting point is 00:31:44 and walking on the quad and eating hoho's. That's what it was's Andy. God was starting to that. I was thinking of going back to college and walking on the quad and eating Hoho's. That's what it was, Andy. He's like, that's kind of a deflex, just blaming, you know, fasting for Ramadan. And she's like, it is not a deflex, it is not a deflex, it is the truth. And he's like, so you're saying that they didn't show the whole meal, okay, but they showed you trash talking at the meal
Starting point is 00:32:06 which is what I'm asking about. She goes, oh really? What did I say then? What did I say? Yeah, Andy goes, well your sister called Kwada Ho and Marra goes, and I said, this is not the time or the place to discuss that. I'm like, no, you do not say that. You never said that. You said you'll talk about it once Ramadan's over. Yeah, and she's like, they tried to trash her and I said it down and Kwada's like, You did not say that. You never said that. You said you'll talk about it once Ramadan's over. Yeah. And she's like, they tried to trash her and I said it down. And Quad's like, you ain't courage, darn. And Contestants like just watched the show.
Starting point is 00:32:32 By the way, why do I have three bottom eyelashes? Besides the traffic on the side of the side. Anybody? I don't know. Yeah, Quad goes, I thought it was very interesting that at Ramadan, what God is the only thing that matters and the only thing should you should be praising and you should be obsessed to talk of me. So obsessed to talk about me, I thought that was very, very obsessive.
Starting point is 00:32:59 And then it's just custom-friendly going, Yeah, can'truho. I remember all that 10 times. I think that is obsessive. Yeah, car quadruho. Samaraya starts getting on her high horse. She starts feeling shame on you. Shame on you. The one time they have shown my Islamic family
Starting point is 00:33:23 and you think I want them to talk about quad. Shame on you. Shame on you. The one time they have shown my Islamic family. And you you think I want them to talk about quad shame on you shame on you and he goes But it happened She's like shame on you and he just but it happened it was so Jesus Christ How could you even say Jesus Christ when we're talking about Ramadhan see there's no room for my religion on this oh is quite so we're talking about Ramadhan. See, there's no room for my religion on this. Oh, oh my god. Like we never knew, we never knew any of Mariah's religious history before that one very religious scene where his sister was calling Quattro and then Miss Lucy went in too on her. Yeah, exactly. And Mariah's like, I want to show them what Ramadan represents the sacrifice. What we have dealt with and merging our families, how big of a whole quad is. And they won't even let me do that.
Starting point is 00:34:15 And Aiden goes, can I intervene? Quaggos, no, no. And he's like, well, you've had your say. You've had your say. And she said, no, I've had enough. And heie's like please I'm just interested in what he has to wine You don't want to hear me speak I'm speak And like quad just keeps going I'm so dumb I'm dumb with this I'm dumb with this so the nating goes you can be dumb with it I'm dumb with the two so be quiet just oh You can't tell it need to be quiet. I thought's my man goes wrong. Tell
Starting point is 00:34:51 like a woman to be quiet. Don't do that. Don't do that. And Andy's like, come on. I want to hear him speak and quiet. It's like, but he said be quiet. And because, uh, but will you be quiet? She goes it's quasi like you're not going to disrespect me you can not he's like please be quiet Please you're not gonna disrespect me and he didn't like I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that I'm sorry. Oh, you're not going to disrespect me but I apologize after your apology. You have my attention So then aiden who's always I, you know, dressed just like Mariah. He's like in his matching pink. He says, for them to take that one little snippet and to show that, we were fasting.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Our kids were fasting. He's like, okay, we get it. It was 10 seconds out of 50. I get what you're saying, you know, yeah. And then Mariah's like, nobody stands up and tells the truth, and me, nobody tells the truth. And it's so hard.
Starting point is 00:35:53 We don't talk about our religion on the show because it's joke about it is made. My love. Everyone's like, what are you talking about? We will never make fun of our, your religion, please. We make fun of, we make fun of how you say you're being religious, but you're just being shady around the dinner table, which by the way, I think everyone appreciates shade
Starting point is 00:36:14 around a family gathering. So like, you should've just been like, yeah, we talked about Quad and that's how we celebrated. Yeah, I mean, how does everybody else spend their religious holidays? I know that I talk shit all through Christmas. I mean, what the hell, that's when all your families together. When else you can talk shit with all your family, you know?
Starting point is 00:36:31 Yeah, exactly. So two years ago, contestant told Scott it was time to hang up her white coat, but then she put her white coat on a peg and the peg fell on the floor and she picked it up. And she didn't just pick up a white coat She picked up a new anchor and go into public else So she went to Nashville and had some hot chicken outside you with spicy Scott's attitude because the only degree that she got this season was the third one from Scott. Let's take a look So I just put why is this section of the third part this sucks?
Starting point is 00:37:07 I know. So then we saw the whole montage and then it ends and he goes, wow, that's a lot to unpack. Every single time. Every single time. So I thought this was a very So sing to way to put this Lefty from left band asked So two years ago you left work to be with the kids
Starting point is 00:37:32 But then you left the kids to go to school in another city What's up with that Contessa and she's like well, you know, it's interesting because when I worked I was charting all night So you know, it was another way of being distant with the kids, you know, it's interesting because when I worked, I was charting all night. So, you know, it was another way of being distant with the kids, you know, so whatever. Basically, she's like that. I was ignoring kids, but all of the time, okay? I wasn't just ignoring the kids this year. I've been always ignoring them. I get what she's saying, you know, it's not easy being home when you're working that hard either. Yeah. So then Andy is like, well, wouldn't have solved everything if you just stayed in I get what she's saying, you know, it's not easy being home when you're working that hard either. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:06 So then Andy is like, well, wouldn't have solved everything if you just did in Atlanta. And Kent says like, no, because the program I'm going to is like a special program like, hey, can't just go to Atlanta. I was like, Andy, like, she's trying to go to like the best program. It's not just about like, oh, I'm just saying Atlanta. I got like mad all of a sudden.
Starting point is 00:38:24 But in Toyo's like, what you just did was, you just stated Atlanta, I'm in the best one in Atlanta because the people best wanna Atlanta, then they give you a camel. I like that, Toya's like, well, me and my husband talked about it. And he said that you can go to any school, just be the best in that school.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Toya, please pipe down over there, okay? And Eugene pipe down through a toy. Because that's the most ridiculous thing about the hero. He's those of you. My husband said you could just be the best in any school. Well, thanks for trying again. So then Andy's like slippery DVA tweeted, Scott had the balls to tell you, um, working
Starting point is 00:39:07 my balls off. And you're not appreciating it, but wasn't it contested jobs to do that for the past 10 years? Oh, burn slippery DVA. That's got like, um, no, I was raising my children as well, because it's a partnership, but thanks guys. And then the double standard question comes up, which yes, of course there's a double standard. Yeah, and basically, you know, Eugene has a pretty good take on it. He's like, listen, it's not that, like, it's like we recognize like, like, obviously,
Starting point is 00:39:36 like it's not about like that. Obviously, Contest is like a better, like a caretaker because she's done it more, but it's more that like when Scott was doing it, like you were complaining that Scott was doing it when he was actually doing you solid favor by picking up a lot of responsibilities that you have traditionally held, you know, that was his take on it. I mean, I think he's just doing it.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Yeah, he's just, she's complaining that he's not doing it right, you know. And so Andy, the next question, we got a lot of tweets. Oh, this is just Scott. I love this. This is such, this is just Scott. So I love this. This is such, this is such like a husband thing to say. So the question is, Hey, Scott, a lot of people are mad because you've been complaining about contested of the kids. And he's like, Yeah, Andy, well, I didn't realize that I was doing that. And when I did see that I was doing it, I wasn't happy about the decision
Starting point is 00:40:25 I made. I apologized when I found out. Just kidding. I laughed. I was like, Oh, that was great. I had no idea it was happening. But when I found out it was happening, I don't know. Again, I'm not sure what kind of family this, you know, what kind of family I come from. But of course, you bet, I mean I mean of course you bet your husband to your children like Family we do it's like your father, you know, I mean you can do it. I don't know. Okay. Well, you know I'm not saying it's right. I'm just you're growing up That is still my truth grow up and you know, I support it. Well, and then um, so, uh, that was I was asking in contest about, uh, so did Scott make you leave a navy,
Starting point is 00:41:14 uh, and she's like, she's like, she's like, she basis like trying to stop herself from basically be like, you took away all my dreams. You took away my dreams. And I have now just one stupid little dream left, which is to go to Nashville part-time during the week. And he won't even let me have that little dream. Yeah. I just I still don't agree with Contessa on this. I think that Contessa is a total jerk, not for going to school, but just for her whole like he made me quit the Navy.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Lady. The way he put it here. Yeah, he said, well, I just told, I didn't ask her to leave. I just said, I don't want to move again, because look, just to move to Atlanta for her, I left a practice with nearly 4,000 people in it, you know, like I can't just pick up and move on. I think it's unreasonable to unreasonable to make it to expect that for someone to move like to be as mobile as you are. But it's also a conversation you should have before you're wetting. And like, because if that's going to be important for you, then you have to rethink some things, you know?
Starting point is 00:42:18 Yeah. I can't believe we're talking about this again. Contessa. Well, I mean, it is a reunion. But Contessa, leave me alone with this. Leave me alone. Yeah, Contessa is like holding in so many emotions and so much rage and Scott is just his eyes are like bulging
Starting point is 00:42:34 because he's so afraid that he's just gonna get raked over the colds again. And he's like, well, I'm so happy to see you in a good place. I'm like, they look traumatized right now. Oh, so we're back after two. They look traumatized right now. So we're back after two. We turn onion across the clown.
Starting point is 00:42:54 What? We're back. After two years of Simone and Cecil taking off, they took back the couple's trip and then we get into the Cabo trip. Yeah, and will the men get a taste of their own? Madams, please. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Oh, man, man, man, man. So then, yeah, so it's like strippers, strippers, everything. So Mariah, Mariah started saying that she doesn't mind of the men go to strip clubs, but she minds that they went to strip club on a cobble strip. Oh, yeah. Okay, I mean, it's like for a TV show. Like it was all, or for games by producers.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Like, is it really still a count? Yeah. I don't think anybody really cared. They all seem exhausted at this point. They're just like, yeah, I mean, whatever. Yeah, I have a think anybody really cared they all seem exhausted at this point to just like yeah, I mean whatever Yeah, I have a lens like oh do you need me to say something possessive? Okay, I don't think what women speak to my husband's face And I don't like when women talk to daddy in the supermarket was that good enough Andy? Was that a good clip for you? Okay, and he's like do you watch his episode together? Never saw it. He's the first time I've seen those scripts.
Starting point is 00:44:06 We are right. And then Andy goes, Cecil, the strip club is your idea. Was this the breast version of I, for an I? This is Friday! And Cecil's like, yeah, we were well within our right to go to the strip club. I'm like, because there's like payback.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Like, no, no, you guys seem to forget the whole reason why the women got to be with two naked men for like the first time in like nine years is because you guys go to the strip club all the time. The paint and sit for the paint and see or the penis and painting. That was for the women's payback. You don't get to have payback on the payback. It doesn't work that way. Payback on the payback. Um, yeah, people go to strip. I mean, people get naked sometimes. Oh, I'm so angry. No one can even be pretend to be bad about this right now. But then
Starting point is 00:45:00 Heavenly, Andy's like, so heavenly, you always claim that you had the perfect marriage. And then Mariah goes, tip for tat. Whatever that means. And she's like, where are my marriages perfect? I mean, can I at least compare the quads? I mean, Quads doesn't even have a relationship anymore. Right, Quads? I love you, Quads.
Starting point is 00:45:18 And Quads like, we had Tandon, sweet moments. Common. That's like how you win any fight. Like, I fucked common. We had to end on sweet moments Common That's like how you win any fight like I fucked common. Yeah So Like so and just like so was it satisfied for everyone when heavily so is that like they've got the best marriage to see Heavenly and dimmed fight after they went to a trip club and he had sex with a stripper basically They're like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:47 After the producer was forced, all those strippers to just come up to daddy and only daddy the entire time. Hey, so I've run out of questions and we still have about 25 minutes left because airtime. So, uh, Toyel, why do you like Alicia Keys? And she's like, well, she has a natural booty. And I think she could sing a lot of notes in bed. I also like Jada Pinkett. And I like, when he the Pinkett does the red table talk, and I was like, I got so sexy and like, that's nice. And I'm like, what are, what is happening here?
Starting point is 00:46:20 Yeah. Alicia Keys. Alicia Keys can do chords in bed, she said. And so she's like, let's and let's be clear, Andy, you asked your jeede, what you don't want me to talk about anymore. And he did answer right. Be honest, you jeede. What did you tell me? You said you don't want me to talk about having sex with other women. Okay. So what do you, what exactly you're trying to accomplish against Eugene right now? You know, yeah, and Andy goes well glad you just put that on blast in for all of America Hey Jackie, did you get to use your vibrators? It's like no I
Starting point is 00:46:55 Like group bangs instead all right My vibrator also has bangs Andy My roof is actually made of vibrators vibrator also has bangs Andy. My roof is actually made of vibrators. So, let's see. So Andy's like, yeah, this is just like the little questions part, right? Yeah, like this is what it is the rest of it's like random little questions. And he's like, he's like, so heavenly, you did say that you could get away
Starting point is 00:47:21 women, get away with cheating because they are a few steps ahead and men aren't you Tell oriented and she goes I said that amd he is and he's like yeah, she's well not the women have been caught cheating He goes are they cheating no, but if they did they wouldn't get caught like some women have like because women are smarter I'm like you just acted like you would never said that and then he just repeated it verbatim I mean and because so like you would never said that and then he just repeated it for bait them. And then Andy goes, so we just talked about Tuei wanting to fuck a lot of Lady stars. Let's talk about Shag Mary choke again. Oh, good. So then this just cracked me up. How is phrase ago? Heavenly said she'd marry Jesus but sleep at the tower. It's kind of a gulf between those two.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Evan Lee kills me. Yeah. I actually zoned out at that part of the reunion. And then I, I came back after the commercial break, but I, I feel like I remember hearing Terrence Howard's name. I got distracted by like a pop up notification on my phone. And I was like, I'm not going to go back. I was just so grateful it wasn't a contest.
Starting point is 00:48:24 I seen anymore. It's a little over that contest. A second. So Evan Lee goes, I'm not gonna go back. I was just so grateful it wasn't a contestable scene anymore. It was a little bit so over that contestable segment. So, Heavenly goes, I don't remember that shit. Oh, and Daddy's like, well, I don't like finding things out on TV. And Andy says, that's why you don't watch your show. Another liar. Of course you watch your show. Come on.
Starting point is 00:48:42 I know. Well, no, he's busy making that music and the other room in the attic. His little beatbox. So then we come back from commercial and it's like, break because that's the new thing is show a few seconds of behind the scenes. And he's like, um, could we finish this up? I would like to get home to put my child to bed because I have a child with a bed. Oh my god. Do you have a child? Did not hear about that.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Like how about you stop asking these stupid questions about vibrators and like celebrity threesomes that no one cares about? I know. I'm being a fruit. It's just like I just don't care. I know. Like who's wasting whose time now?
Starting point is 00:49:21 And he's doing the total housewife thing where he has a kid so every argument is that. It's like have a child I would like to get out of here. So then he's like well guess a lot there's no better remedy than the healing power of friendship and when these ladies scrub in they go all in. I'm like are we doing a friendship segment now for like the like, we're like rounding third base coming into home and we're doing like a friendship segment. What? Yeah, they just ran out of stuff. So Andy's like, all right, we're back. So Joya, what's the difference between you, you went to Dr. Jackie before you went to Dr. Simone. So what's the difference in their doctorate style? So it's very, I will never forget when Dr. Simone. So what's the difference in their doctorate style? So it goes, I will never forget when Dr. Jackie walked into my room at three and still let us. And she
Starting point is 00:50:10 goes, she's about her business. She asked for your money upfront. And Jackie just like, just like, yeah, I do. Ristone built themselves off of IOUs. So, hey, you're a dentist over there, heavenly. Looking good teeth and a good smile to transform someone. I'm like, are we really asking this question? Like, are we at an late night infomercial right now? The share? I can change our life, Andy.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Look at me. My mouth is even bigger this year. Why are you asking, definitely? I mean, I know she's a dentist, but she's didn't get the best teeth this year Simone basil mint or parsley. What's your favorite herb? Oh, yes, good looks better than garlic powder or the same thing anybody Okay, good just so do you like a swing door, a French door, or a rotating door?
Starting point is 00:51:08 Steers are elevator everybody. Yeah, glass elevators are not, do you like the surprise where you come out or do you like to see yourself going up anyone wanna answer? Oh, good. So, then there's like a little segment where they talk about Having sex talks with the kids like with a Laura like Miles and Michael etc
Starting point is 00:51:31 So there's that and then ladies I hear some of you took a recent trip to LA And then we find out the girls went back to LA Yeah, and then there's like this big promo for marriage in Madison LA, which got me excited because I felt like I actually really enjoyed marriage in Madison LA, but I just only got to see two or three episodes and it was just, we were so busy, and we weren't really covering it.
Starting point is 00:51:59 And I felt like I wanted to give it more of a shot than I gave it. So I'm excited to sort of dive into it the second season. And I am actually optimistic. It will be even better because I'm hoping that now the second season they will tweak the cast a little bit to make it just even sharper, you know? Yeah, and they also make it look like this cast
Starting point is 00:52:16 is on the entire season. Look, it's a whole preview. Start this cast. Yeah, we only saw like three people from last season. I feel like in the preview. Yeah, they just mostly showed this cast on that show, which was on. Yeah. So then, yeah, so Quatt is like, yeah, they're just now, so then it becomes a fun and commercial. And he's like, so, so now that you've been on the married and married in LA, what did you
Starting point is 00:52:41 think about Britain, right? She's fun. She's a fun person that people should be interested in, right? When it comes back, right? Britain, Dr. Britain. Hi, everyone. Uh-huh. Hi, Bonitails, low bonitails. What say you everybody? Do you like stipple letters or stips tools? And then his last question, he doesn't even do a roser Thornton kind of thing. He's like, so I have a baby. Anybody want to say something? And they're like, here's what I look forward to Andy, learning from my mistakes.
Starting point is 00:53:12 All right, great ending guys. Yeah. How could you have such a stellar first two hours and then kill it with this? Come on. Yeah. Well, I also want to know. Mariah actually has a hilariously, you know, self-acgrandizing finale moment, where she's like, you know, they're like, he's like, like, who does Mariah want to mend fences with it? Because, you know, Andy, I'm a very forgiving and open person. That's what I am. And I forgive it, everybody. Okay, we'll see until we'll see.
Starting point is 00:53:43 We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll be sure to double back to that at the season premiere when you have a garage from Jackie about the fact that she wants like stole a tennis ball from your house three years ago. Yeah, the biggest forgive in the world like Jesus like crawl off the cross Mariah. Like the biggest martyr in the world, you know. Yeah. Um, so let's see. Any words of wisdom, Jackie? Jackie's like, bang, Sandy.
Starting point is 00:54:11 We're growing, we're changing. Banks, banks, banks, anti. You know what? And who needs a roof? Yeah, you know what? I just want to recognize that. Growth is good, but maybe it depends on what sort of growth. That's why I would like to reintroduce fit as the new it to people who are maybe growing and ways. I don't approve
Starting point is 00:54:32 of it. Eugene, I could be for you. And then, uh, yeah, Jackie, your demeanor is certainly lighter. Do you feel lighter? Absolutely. Like I said before, fit as the new it keeps you light, keeps you lighter as a feather. Yeah. And he's like, wow, you guys come out in a better place every time we do one of these reunions. This is amazing. I have a baby. And that's the end of Mary Damedeson. Yeah. I mean, it was, I did enjoy this season, but again, it sort of just like went on a little too long and same with the reunion. The first two hours were so good and then, you know, we got stuck with this shit hour, but you know what? God, it's still making me laugh so hard. Heavenly killed me during this whole thing. And just their fights, just where they were screaming
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