Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O'Donnell

Episode Date: March 30, 2018

The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Carey O'Donnell. We look fondly at "Vanderpump Rules" over the years and revisit some classic Bravo series like "Kell on Earth." Stick around for "Crappens Mailbag" when the wheels truly, truly come off. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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that we just live to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBlog.com and the Banderblander podcast. And joining me this week is the wonderful hilarious and exceptional Ronnie Karam from TrashTalkTv.com and the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast. He'll be on shortly because we kind of recorded this episode a little bit earlier this week and put it together Frankenstein sort of way. So on today's episode, we are first going to talk about Mary to medicine. There were Union Part Three because it was really intense and interesting and we haven't

had a chance to talk about it that so far this week because we spent the entire bonus episode talking about Detroit Which is super fun you should go check that out and then after that we are talking with Cario Donald He's a writer. He writes on the new show Heathers and he also has a lot of other experience. He's also a Bravo fan And so he comes on and we talk Bravo largely Vanderpump rules and then we go into the crap and mailbag which is fairly epic this week. I think it's actually, it's legendary. I'm just gonna say it, it's legendary.

But before we go any further, of course, let's time, let's chill. Let's chill a little bit. We have a show coming up in Irvine, California, on April 15th at the Irvine improv where we are going to be winding back the clock and recapping the classic real housewives of Orange County episode, the naked wasted dinner party. That's when Gretchen gets naked wasted, it's iconic and we're in Orange County. So what better time and place to do it than there.

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So Meridian medicine, Meridian medicine, reunion, part-twa, part-three. We were going to talk about it on the bonus episode this week, but we were on chatting about all sorts of minutia about Detroit and our flights. We just went along and decided, you know what, we got space on our regular main show this week, so let's do it. Let's talk about the marriage medicine season three, I mean not season three, reunion part three episode. Because it was pretty intense. What did you think about the episode? I loved watching Andy Cohen-Flael. That was hilarious.

So it was my favorite thing. Andy was like, what the hell am I supposed to do? Sometimes I wonder if he's even watching some of these shifts because he was like, there were times where they just cut to him going like, oh, what's the big fair idea? It is hard. It is really hard to keep up with these ladies sometimes.

I mean, they just talk over him. They don't care. When they get into their zone, they're in their zone, and he's just trying to be like, I mean, another thing. Can I say something? Can I say something? Oh my god, it was so intense. And I was watching this on the plane next to a kid.

And so there was nothing that bad happening, but I was even shielding him from like, just when they started screaming as if he could hear it. I was wearing ear buds, but I was like, oh my God, you're too young for this. Turn away, little man. Well, so the episode opened up,

first addressing the controversy of Dr. Greg. Dr. Greg and his story about how he he went to a hotel with some ladies but then he decided not to go through with the act so even though he got a room he left and then he went home and then the lady that he was going to sleep with she had their seat from the hotel this is according to him and so she was going to black, try to extort them, say like, I have her seats out proof that I stopped with Dr. G, et cetera.

Yeah. And Quads like she had receipts. And you know that slang. So I was like, oh my god, please tell me, she does not have pictures of this midget, like pumping her leg or something. But she did mean literal receipts. Yeah, she had literal receipts in her hand.

Yes. And the top stamp on the receipt, Gregory. Gregory. Like, to read and quad. And what I do is that my body. Wow. Well, the thing is, what quad was really upset about is that when it happened, Gregory didn't sit at her listen, I messed up, this is what happened. She had to find out because I think that the woman, she posted it on the shade room or something like that. She gave it to the shade room, which is an Instagram account that's like huge, and that's how she had to find out.

And so that was the massive breach of trust. And Gregory is like, I was like, to be transparent. That's what I proud myself on. I'm transparent. And she's like, yeah, but you didn't tell me about this. I had to find out from someone else. He's like, but I'm transparent. I'm like, yeah, he's like,

we talked about it. She's like, after a phone, now, Gregory, after a phone. No! Gregory is such an asshole. I don't even know what the hell at this point. Like we go up and down this whole season because we don't have all the information, you know? And people are like, well, you owe quad, well, not us personally, but in comments people like everybody who was against quaddos, misquad and apology.

Now I'm like, not really because we don't have all the information. But now it's for sure. Leave his at he went up to a hotel room with his friend and two girls and nothing happens Yeah, no, no, no, I don't see any redeeming qualities about him He does not have a good personality. He's not attractive. I guess he has he earns money So that's that could be nice. Maybe he has a big dick. I just don't understand what what what there is for quad to hang around for I think quad could do much better and And I hope she does do better. And this this story this bullshit story leads into the best part I thought of the whole reunion, which is Simone like news flash and the news flash.

to do. Y'all are on television. People are coming for you. You live in Atlanta. People know who you are. Bitches are looking for you. Each and every one of you, she was like moving around like a sprinkler or a lawn sprinkler, you know, pointing at each of them. And this stupid Curtis is like, don't you think we know that? I'm like, don't think that you can start talking staccato and go toe to toe with staccato. You don't get to go staccato, okay? You don't get to just start playing someone else's instrument. Suddenly you're in band camp. You better back the fuck down. So he's, yes, don't we think, no, you don't seem to know Curtis,

because you were actually having an affair at that one. Yeah, you actually got caught. You're with some young hoe who you're probably think is in to you for your nose, mole or whatever. Get the fuck out of here. I was filled with such rage with Curtis and I'm really disappointed now at Dr. Jackie for even trying to say that marriage. Get the fuck out of there later.

I'm also disappointed in Dr.. Jackie for even trying to save that marriage. Get the fuck out of there later. I'm also disappointed in Dr. Simone for going on that rant because, yeah, I mean, for sure, I think anytime you have any sort of celebrity you're going to, you're going to attract people who want to say that they stop with you. For sure. I mean, I've, I've hooked up with people where I, the sole reason why I hooked up with them is to be like, oh my god, I hooked up with that person, you know? Like, I get it.

I've been the whore. But like, but I also feel like, but with that rant, what's annoying about that rant, and by the way, when I did that, I wasn't, I never did with like a Mara Man or some other relationship, okay. But the point is this though, it sort of furthers this idea That these guys are kind of innocent victims to to these predators out there like oh, we're just oh we didn't know We didn't know my god like we have to be like like if it were to happen. They just fell into some trap. No, it is like a fully You know

They are fully have to be held accountable for their actions. So yeah, there may be people who are like, oh my God, I totally hooked up with Curtis. Oh my God, just to say, just for the story of it. But you know what, they are not innocent victims in this. They are not just helpless, you know, guys that just happened to have gotten a boner and slept with someone.

You know, it's like, they knew what they were doing too. Well, yeah, of course, and it's that thing where people get famous and then their marriages and jeopardy and usually happens with movie stars where you're like, of course you left your wife for the fucking 20-year-old nanny, you know, Jude Law or whatever. So we're used to seeing stuff like that, but then I'm like, yeah, whoever. so now didn't you do that to probably so They all sorry I was like didn't you do that? I'm gonna cough the Jude law right out of my Yeah, normally we see that with people who become stars But it's even harder for the husbands because it's like suddenly Dr. Greg and Curtis are getting asked like how for the husbands because it's like suddenly Dr. Greg and Curtis are getting asked like how often does that happen? And Simone is like, you come on, you think it is because you're hot. And I'm like, you go. So then quad when quad starts yelling at Greg again. And he's like,

well, she's saying that I didn't talk to him, but she already knew. And then quad goes, oh yeah, look at Greg, I'm gonna choose the matrix now and she starts like going all over doing the matrix I love the women even in the hardest of moments and the hardest of times they are still cracking me up Yeah, I love the idea of quad on the matrix Gregory I know come through You think I don't know Akiya-noo, Gregory? I am the one. Is that Teja Vu, Gregory?

Or is that a glitch in the Matrix? Hello, Mr. Anderson. I'm trying to remember what even happened in the Matrix. I remember it was really good, but then I kind of erased it from my mind. Well, I mean, legal marijuana, but also because the other ones after were not good, I was in a musical once called Children of Eden,

and it was in a church, and it was a Bible thing, and so are, it was so budgy, you know, obvious. So we were all wearing basically pajamas, like white pajamas. And so that's how I thought of the Matrix 2 and 3. I was like, what is this children of Eden? Like, we're all just going to wear pajamas now over 10, like, you know. Yeah, the Matrix is almost 20 years old, and that's hard for me to grapple with. But what I was going to say was, I will say this,

for the ladies who are seeking out the married to medicine husbands to get a notch on their belt, you could do better. I mean, you're in Atlanta. There are so many hot athletes. If you wanna be like, yeah, I slept with that person. If you wanna live out that fantasy or whatever, you could do better than Dr. Gregory.

Okay, you could do better than Seasull. Okay, you can do better than Jesus. That is really the top of the hoedum poll. You know what I mean? Yeah, at least go for Will. Go for Will at Atlanta. Oh, they do. Oh, they do. Of course, only one of them is willing to drive them to the airport,

but we'll get to that. So Simone yells at everybody, and then Curtis is like, don't you think we know that? So then Andy turns to Curtis and he's like, so Curtis, any advice for Gregory? Advice on what? Curtis is still refusing to take responsibility for what he did. Why would you even talk to Curtis? Stop talking to Curtis. That's to everybody on the show. Pretend Curtis doesn't exist, okay? Well, but Curtis successfully weasel his way back in.

So that's probably what the advice is. The advice for Gregory should be shut up, kiss a mass, and then this will all blow over apparently. Yes, and then Curtis did have a good answer. He's like, well, we're trying to explain ourselves instead of really hearing our women. I'm like, oh, could you please explain how you only did this because Jackie was too busy all the time. Right. So then we actually did get into the fight. Well, then Andy got confused again. He goes,

well, you know, Greg and everybody here, the thing really is forgiveness, you know, so forgiveness. And really what that was going for here was forgiveness. Oh, that was that Andy. No, it wasn't Andy. That was daddy who said he's like, the word that keeps coming up in my mind, forgiveness, and forgive, we can move on. And he's like, wow, so true, great words. Forgive me. I'm like, oh, that's good. Okay, I'll just forgive you for going up to, you know, the Ramada in with some ho. I don't even know if she's a ho, but either way, like go under her mother. She's a ho.

She's a ho. Yeah, she's a ho. She's a ho. You know, we are not like from the doctor from the doctor Heavenly School that any woman is a hoe if it's if she even looks at a husband in this case, if this woman did, you know, a hoe is a hoe. Okay. You can't just start changing the name of garden tools now. Yeah. I mean, she did try to sell her story to the shade room. So that's that's pretty hoey. Like you don't mess with my women. I'm married to medicines. These are my girls. Even the ones

who are them like my favorite one It well the only one that's not my girl is Mariah. She can suck a dick But the other ones everyone else don't mess with them even heavenly you know heavenly is said so many questionable things But I love heavenly okay, you're not mess with heavenly. Yeah. Well, I also by the way, you know The way that this whole story has been framed as this woman has like, I said, do you, Dr. Gregory, into a hotel room? Please, I'm sure Dr. Gregory is the one who was driving that train. He was like, let's go back to the hotel room. Okay, so let's, you know, and that does-

He was also with a friend, which makes it so much weird. It makes it so much kinkier, for sure. When he's hanging out with his friend at the bar and they take two women back up to the room, it's like, yeah, kinkier. So let's not forget who's a real hoe here. Okay, Dr. Gregory. Yes, Dr. Gregory is the hoe. So at least the only hoe we know, that's true.

We don't have to worry about everybody so now. Yeah. So now that turns into the working versus, you know, the work and how much attention you can give even though you're working. Because Curtis' whole thing was like, well, I never got any attention because you were always working, we saw that throughout the show.

And that's basically the same thing that is happening. That's easily, easily. That's easily, easily. Because we mentioned it comes out finally that Simone has filed for divorce. She's going through with it. There's nothing anybody can say. And so then everybody starts sobbing pretty much. Heavenly is like, I got a lot of hair in here. I'm a plow. I've been a lot of it. A lot of it. A lot of it has a song and I turned 30 and I get the worst in there. Yeah. So then it turns into this Simone just going off because you know, Toy is always like, I think you

You walk it out or whatever and so Simone lays into her again and then starts basically then everybody starts Saying into Cecil like you need you can't just let this end you can't let it end and he's kind of sticking to his guns And then we bring up was her name N name, Nami? Tammy, Nami. Tammy, well no, here's the thing. So they show these heartbreaking scenes of Simone talking to their young son, Michael at the Froyo shop and he looks, Crestfallen at the idea that his parents might be separating and they come out and then they show

that shot of like after miles graduates and they're like, guess what? Things were rough but we've never been better and then comes back to live and Cecil's there. He's like crying in the seat. He's like trying to hold it together. And what I find weird is that when Curtis basically says he feels neglected, I'm like, you know what? Shut the fuck up Jack, Dr. Jack he's doing so much. And yet when Cecil said he felt neglected, I kind of felt like I understood it. And I think the difference is that I actually felt like every time Curtis did start to speak, Simone would just start talking over him. And like, she didn't seem to realize it. And Toya even tried to explain to her.

And so for some reason, I feel like I, it's weird. When I look at the two situations, I have more empathy for Cecil in the situation because I do feel like he's trying to reach out in certain ways. I mean, he fucked up too. I mean, that adds to it.

Well, this is another show that tricks you. This is another show that tricks you. Here's why I don't think those, and what I mean is giving you information in the reunion that we didn't have before. But I don't think they're the same because Cecil, you know, Cecil Curtis is the one who complained, but Jackie was bending. So we saw Jackie bending to his wishes. She didn't. She brought up having a baby. That was an absolute no. What I'm having a baby, that was an absolute no. She wanted to move into a condo, he wanted the house where she didn't want to live. She just keeps bending the Curtis and bending the Curtis.

I know that's not the same thing as spending more time at home, but we saw him getting his way. We saw him giving more or we saw her giving more to him. He also did some own because I was also going to say he also did some own because I was also gonna say he also did some shitty things like remember when he didn't go to the The cast trip last season and she was like really humiliated by that So he has done some really undermining things like that That we've seen I should say that we've seen yeah So that's why I didn't really consider it the same and so it was easier to just be on Jackie's side

Whereas Curtis you kind of do see what he's saying. Cecil. Yeah. Cecil, you do two C names. I'm too dumb for this. You people, I need a different letter for every name, okay? By the way, I also, I love the name Cecil. Anyway, continue. Such a nice name. So with Cecil, you see, it looks like, because Cecil's really good at playing nice for the cameras. Yeah. And it just looks like Simone's yelling at him all the time from what they show us. But then we find out, oh, okay, he just took 25,000 dollars about exactly. He's not without faults. He did. Yeah. And they did bust him about the fact that he has a hard time saying, I love you to Simone and about Tammy is like, Tammy, I mean, she's like a sister, I love Tammy.

You know, he was busted there. But I just I genuinely felt like I'm I think it's a mercier situation with the two of them because I think that I think that Simone has a lot of valid points and I think that I mean they're both at fault and I think that he clearly is not giving her what she's crying out for what she needs and he's just like not giving it to her. But the same time you know what like he's I feel neglected. And here we have this couple. They have two houses on different sides of town. So that way, one house that are keeping, so that way she has an easier commute. And for these different things. And we see her happily just lying there, not lying there, happy to stay the night at the North House and be away from the family.

And you know, should like that, we'll make someone feel neglected. And so it's not to say, it's not to say that I think Cecil's more right than Simone is in this situation, but I just feel like I understand why he feels neglected more than I understand why Curtis feels neglected. But I also really, you know, when Simone says, you know, guess what? I'm working two jobs right now. This is two jobs. Okay.

And I'm tired. And I'm making sacrifices for shit. I don't want to make sacrifices for, you know, I get that. And then when he says, but you know, though, our therapists gave us homework and I spent like hours trying to figure out how to write this letter and you wrote it in the car, I get that too. So I did write it in the car. That is true because I did write it in the car. I did. I did. I did. I did. But also it's like, okay, so that two that two page thing for

her birthday that you wrote that we saw and we said, Oh, he's so romantic. You did that because the therapist made you, which makes it less romantic. Yeah, you know, I don't think that makes it less romantic. I don't. Well, to me, I did. And then to watch them go back and forth, it's weird because this section of the reunion with these two is like, okay, well, were they kind of separated the whole time because they did get two different houses? Yeah.

Then this information comes out about Tammy. Then like, there's all this stuff that made me angry again, but also like kind of at it some on again. Like when he's saying, I need your attention. You don't give me the attention. And then she keeps arguing, well, I have two jobs, I have two jobs. But then I kept getting mad at them again.

Cause he's like, we have two jobs too. And I'm like, what do you do again? Are you counting this app as a job? I forget what he does. What does he do? Do you remember? He does like, he does IT. Right.

So he's like, I have two jobs too, but she's not willing to bend it all with that. She's like, no, whereas Jackie kind of is. I don't know. I don't know. I guess weird. I don't know why even compare them, you know, two different relationships. Yeah, it's weird.

It is two different relationships, but it's weird. In Jack in Curtis' situation, I'm almost like not willing to hear Curtis' side because I just feel like he did something really wrong. And I think a year ago, I would have been more open, like, well, you know, and we talked about it a year ago. You know, he does feel neglected and you do have to make, you know, your spouse, your significant other feel like number one. But at the same time, it seems like he, like, where, like, it seems like he was, he was

not about how neglected he was, but it seemed like he was taking her for granted a little bit. It seemed like it was all about Curtis. Whereas with these two, Simone and Cicil, it seems like there's a lot more, a lot of different things happening. I don't think that she listens to him the way he needs to be heard, but I also don't think that he gives her what she's crying out for, which is a pride. Right, and that's, oh, go ahead. No, I was going to say, and one thing that actually didn't sit totally well with me was in the end everything just sort of

Kind of landed on this idea of Cecil's just stopping friends with Tammy that'll fix everything and I was you know Apparently this woman Tammy has caused big rifts and and by saying I'll get rid of Tammy You're my number one. That is a very big sacrifice that he's making and it resonates and we saw that which is good But I'm also concerned that like Tammy is not the issue here and once she's gone You still have these underlying issues that you're dealing with Right and Curtis would not really bend on that like he was trying to tell them. It's not okay So I'll get rid of Tammy, but then is she gonna still a Cec so is she still gonna write her letter or is she still gonna do her half, you know? Well, because he's like, I don't want to, I don't want to get rid of a close friend for no reason.

Like, if I'm gonna get rid of her, I want to make sure you are also going to like, put the effort into this relationship, which I get because it's, you know, that's like, to ditch a friend is a, that's a big deal. And you're like, listen listen I have to choose between my wife and my friend and I have to choose my wife That's strong a line in sand and so you want to know if you're doing that if you were basically ruining a friendship or saying goodbye to a friendship that the other person is gonna come and meet you halfway I think that's you know, so I'm I never say ever say that she would That's a thing this thing is so confusing because first of all we haven haven't heard about Tammy till today, obviously. And then the stuff she was telling us, you know, it started making

everything else make sense. Like you're starting to see more of what their actual problem was, because she did a quote for a blog that was saying, well, this woman is very manipulative and she's caused all these problems and stuff like that. So you've got her moving to the other house, and she's saying she's not getting what she needs and he's saying she works too much, but then there's also this person Tammy that now adds another layer and then you have to rewind back everything that you've seen so far and factor Tammy and because she's not new, she's been there forever, she's close with him, she's close with the kids, she's been eight days. Yes, and then Cecil just has her come over for eight days without telling Simone knowing that Simone hates her and she's like, she lives in Atlanta.

Why does she need to be in my home? Well, it's Hanukkah time. That's eight. It's the miracle of light, the miracle of Tammy light. One thing that surprised me though is that during this Tammy moment, Dr. Gregory of all people, finally after like, you know, five years, decided to put on his therapist hat, and he walked over and he was like, okay, so here's the problem. You have a triangular relationship, and this person, Tammy, is relieving stress from here

here, here, but that's not anymore. You basically started talking like a psychiatrist to them. I was like, where is this guy been all this time? Like out of nowhere, you finally decided to use your learning, you know, your your education and your training like Where have you been? Yes, and also shut up He's like just had to call me okay Yeah, and he's like fine. You do have have my back too, and that's very important. And then Jackie's like,

well, the one thing that a woman does not need to hear in an awesome, actually, is butt. And Greg is like, Well, that's all we need, but. I liked when Jackie said that to him. It's like, thank you for supporting me during that. Period. Duh.

Yes, I am using the staccato. I have earned the staccato, right? Curtis. Oh, yes. And then I loved, I loved heavenly in all this because she's like, why are we talking about Pam? Fuck that bitch? Fuck Tammy. Tammy, you tell fuck Tammy, daddy. Not you, daddy, I mean. So then we get Mariah who's suddenly coming in and giving everybody advice. And how, I mean, just be quiet.

Why is Mariah even on this couch? I don't understand it. She was barely in the show. She got to show up for a couple of group trips and try to start fights and they didn't work. Get her off the couch. I welcome to her presence. She's awful, but you know, she adds spice.

She's just not. She's just not awful fun for me. She's just... I welcome all the writers. And then her turning around and like, well, Quad, here's what I have to say to you about you. You really think you're coming from a place of help with Quad.

And then Quad has to like sit there and take it because Maraz pretending to be nice. And she doesn't want to look like the bad guy. So Quad's face, I mean, now I understand why she both talks so hard because otherwise she would have just been, her face would have been all over the place with this, just having to sit there and listen to Mariah. I feel like Quads face was just saying this. I cannot believe that we are shooting our most emotionally resonant episode of all time and I'm wearing this damn Figgus Kater jumpsuit.

Well, it's kind of Nancy Kerrigan. I was just waiting for Quads to be like, why? I mean, she was why Gregory why she was really taking your name literally I just did a quad quad quad by quad Quadax That was a quad axon pop some bears. Hopefully definitely definitely That's a triple quad and looks Gregor you're the locks and I'm the quad get it Gregor Triple quad and locks Gregor you're the locks and I'm the quad get it Gregor it's like going ice skating in Irvine But you're with an umbrella get it

So then we get Dr. Simone just losing her shit and leaving she's like I'm leaving now so she goes You know she's like can is she the one who's like can we have a lunch break now? Those quad is like I have to go to the bathroom for Rudy the dude. Oh Yeah, she's like I feel feel like this is going to be a long quad axe. Practice on my own eyes. And he's like, whatever. So Andy just basically gets up and drops some Mike and walks off. And then all the other all the cast around Cecil and then the command

Cecil, if you really want this, come on. Cecil, do it, Cecil, do it. They're all coaching Cecil and basically forcing Cecil into being really want this come on Cecil do it Cecil do it they're all coaching Cecil and basically Forcing Cecil into being like fine. I won't be friends with Tammy But does that mean she's gonna spend time with me to like stop worrying about that just get rid of Tammy So then he's like I'll get rid of Tammy so Troy comes back and stuck open the door Wait, it's there. Wait. She's this was to do it. Okay, Simone has some on. How Simone?

You over talk him. You over. I do not over talk anyone. Toya. But what's your thought? Toya. Five minutes to come. Five minutes to come to stage.

Five minutes to come. Five minutes to come. Well, we need our five minutes to talk to see so because each one of you has a minute coming to you It's the simplest thing. It's telling time Five minutes. That's the same as 300 seconds. Like come on Simone. Let's just go now. She's like doing ranch She's like 525,600 minutes. I need to go to craft services because I am hungry, right? Now, Toya, you don't get it.

Toya, I need a muffin. So then Toya is like, well, he's really getting really Tammy. So now it's, she's like, okay, then she goes back out and he's like, so forgiveness, right? And she's like, okay, you're going to get rid of Tammy. Okay, I'll get rid of the divorce papers. What? What just happened? I think, am I the only one who's really hoping that Cecil's Tammy is the same Tammy from Atlanta with the long-long praise?

Why is it always a Tammy? It's always a Tammy. That's like all I want. I just want... I feel like Tammy from Atlanta is... I feel like sometimes we forget about her and she really deserves to be up there with those one and done friends of, you know, give us like, like put her up there with Alison Du Bois, with Ray, with Eden Sassoon, Dana Wilkie, let's get Tammy, let's get Tammy some more recognition. Oh my god, Tammy's showing back up in the middle of the night and trying to climb the fence to get back into the set. I mean, there's like nothing to compare us to that. And you know this Tammy will be the same way. You're just probably just camping out the North House, like, back and forth.

Like, I'm sorry. What am I going to do for Christmas? Oh my goodness. So yeah, so eventually, so Simone and Cecil have like a really nice moment, where they, you know, he's like, I will do like, you're my number one. He really, he was really, I felt like he was being genuine. I felt like he was not saying something like I felt like he was really saying like I'm gonna, he was basically, I'm gonna make a huge sacrifice because I love you so much.

It's more important for me to, to be with you because I love you. I, I, when he said I don't want to get divorced, I thought was actually a strong moment because he was, he had spent a lot of this reunion sort of sitting there, resigned to this state. Like we're getting divorced, there's nothing I can do. And he just looks sad. And even Dr. Jack in one point was like, Cecil, are you depressed? Are you depressed?

He's like, no, she's like, oh, okay. But he made, he said, I'm basically willing to make a big sacrifice. And she was like, I recognize that. And we're going to put the divorce papers in the drawer. And then Andy was just like, patting himself on the back. He's like, wow, look what I did.

I was like, what a fancy. I had to drink water. I think I was like, I was like, I was like, that was so tiring that that reunion. I was like, sip, sip of water. And that brings us to the end of married to medicine. Hello, this is Countess New End of the Seps.

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So joining us now is a fellow Bravo fan, met him through, I believe, Ira. I think we met at Ira's party, right? We did. Yes, this is a, is a welcome to the show, Kara Donnell, he is a writer of Heathers, and he is a quote unquote liver of life. Hi guys.

Hey, welcome. Welcome to the biggest show. I hope to be here after some very rocky technical start we had, but I'm really happy to be here. You're welcome to watch your crap, and that's how we welcome people. We can go hell and make you hate yourself. Yeah. And then we get all the good stuff out of you.

Definitely it was bonding. So I feel very connected to both of you. Yeah, that's what this podcast is really all about. Trauma bonding. Yeah. Yeah. Technological trauma bonding. Yeah.

Trauma bonding. You know, the other reason one of the reason why we thought to reach out to you is because Ron and I both recently guessed it on sexy, unique podcast with the Wobble Laramory. And pureless. Pureless. Pureless. Pureless.

And she's amazing. Maybe you guys, I think the three of you are, I would say, of the same cloth. Well, I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I had Kerry O'Donnell on and I was like I know Kerry am I Kerry at that party once and he was super funny and I knew like Bravo and and on top of that we met your ex-Rumate in New York at our New York show and Susie Yoda yes Susie Yoda like she was she actually sent me a video of her recording because she's such a fan of you guys and she sent me a video of her recording. She's such a fan of you guys. And she sent me a video of you guys mentioning that.

And she was like so excited. She's so funny and also a Bravo fanatic. So she was very proud. We were very honored to be in the presence of Miss Yoder. Oh my God, Brooklyn's finance. Brooklyn's, that's C. C. Brooklyn's finance. That's not many people get to have that honor coming out of Brooklyn, but yeah, but I met you I met you at ira's and I think I was

I think I was like the first person there and then you were like no you're the person there. No, no Well actually, you may have been I was gonna say I was gonna take credit for being the first person there because I felt Extremely awkward about it. You were I know that was it was so fun But I just remember being like we were right there and there was like, I can't believe you guys are here so early. And so you are a Bravo fan, I take it as well. Oh my god, yes, since like inception, I think, of Bravo, not of my inception, but um, or some movie inception. And so I was in set. It was all a dream. It was all a dream.

I don't know if I'm awake or if it's a dream, right now at least I've had the boot. I don't, I mean, I've been, I think my first foray was like the real housewives of, my mom was watching real housewives of Orange County back in like 2006 or whatever when it first aired. And I was still in high school. So I was kind of like, I don't know what she she's talking about and then I got into New York and Beverly Hills

but my first true obsession with that was NYC prep. Oh wow. Like you just want to forever fan and ban he loves that show. No actually I actually I don't love that show. I actually saw like we saw only one or two episodes but I said oh wow because that was a period of bravo that has been sort forgotten. It was almost like a pre-social media period. It was, and I mean, don't worry about only missing having seen two episodes, because I think it was literally like four episodes the first season.

You're right, it was like they've like smudged it out kind of, because it was this very dark recession era Bravo. You know, I mean, there was always playing opera as right before, whatever. Yeah. It was, yes. And it was like such a, and these poor kids, I actually interviewed them for, I used to work at a magazine in New York

and I interviewed them for like, where are they now? I interviewed two of them and like, they went through hell with that show. Oh, they have like, the spell, right? One of them got expelled and she went to the fame performing arts school, but she got expelled and there was parents were calling her,

leaving obscene calls, being you've hindered my child's chances of getting into brown. And they were sort of scarlet lettered and the upper east side for being on the show. Well the Scarlet Letter was a very popular piece of culture. Yeah, what? Listen, you know, it's Hester print chic, you know? Yeah, it's the print like forever.

So what do you left these days? Well, I think you guys are also huge fans of the fan-of-pump roles. Of course. And I think this is maybe, for me, this is the best season I've ever seen. I mean, then season one or season two? Well, I guess I'm judging on a scale

of the later seasons. This is definitely, I mean, season one is like no one can top that I don't think or season two, but I think this is this season is sort of like in its own category. Yeah, I would say this is this is very close to being a perfect season and if there weren't already two iconic seasons in this under the show's belt or whatever, like under the under its umbrella. Umbrella. Paracel.

Yeah. Then I would say this has been its best season, but the truth is, as amazing as this season is, I don't know, I feel like it's, you just can't top. I think season two is the big top, or I think that's the best one they've ever had. Season two. Season two is where it ended with Jack's bloodied, right? You know, I feel like so many season So many season so many episodes was season one was when it ended with good as gold right

Or is that season I feel like good as gold was actually like a mid-season moment. I feel right I could be blackout everything except like what happened you know within the past couple of months. Wasn't season wait this I'm I'm probably I'm gonna get people shaming me for not knowing this but wasn't good as gold concert at wasn't that the same night as Jack's getting glass broken on his face. Oh you know what Jack's getting glass broken on his face. Oh, you know what? That's you're making I feel like that was season three maybe I feel like season one was like what whatever that song was move your body pump your body right right right right I can't like Rob can like totally freak bitch

Rob can Rob can change the TV in seven minutes. I've seen him do it Freak a freak a TV and like seven minutes. Oh my god. I saw him. We went to Best Buy and we I saw him do it Rob knows the difference between a sound bar and a Mars bar. It's amazing Rob's at Best Buy about one of those like sour patch kids like in the you know how they sell candy in line at Best Buy about one of those like Sour Patch kids, like in the, you know, have a so candy in line at Best Buy, he like bottoming one of the bags. And it was really great. Normally they call those impulse buys, but Rob was planning it all along, because he thinks I had. Rob always is planning ahead.

And when it comes to Sour Patch Watermelon, he doesn't buffer. He doesn't filter. Sour Patch Watermelon. Rob just thinks things like we don't even have to use the deep squag. watermelon, season doesn't pop up. You know, it's a filter. It's our path water, Ellen. Yeah. Rob just thinks things like we don't even have to use the deep squads. I got the Rob squad, get it? We don't, Rob and I like don't even have to talk.

We just don't talk. Rob and I can talk. Rob is taking out the guy. Rob and I can talk. I can't talk enough. Like, like, like. The most, you know what would be like the most terrifying thing. You know, like every comedy from the 80s,

there was like a scene where someone went into like a TV store. And it would be like 10 TVs and someone would be like looking at the camcorder and then their face would be on all the TVs and be like, oh my God, hilarious. Yeah, like a reality bites moment. Yeah, I would be like, could there be anything more terrifying if she did that? Just like a wall of Shina TV's?'s yeah like he mentioned being at like the target on La Brea and

Santa Monica like 11 30 p.m. and being in the TV section and then just like looking up and seeing all she knows faces like we just started to running out it's like war we gotta go it's over you can't go because that parking lot is so awful. No. You're like, I'm trying to get out of here, but I keep going in a circle. I'm in an amaze of sheenas. I have some bad, like that, that, that sort of girls, or Marney's in that like TV thing, and that art, art,

and installment, and it's just all sheenas face talking about who I'm hiding. I'm just imagining sheena in the in the classic Apple ad for 90 like the the Macintosh ad for 1984 where the runner comes up It's just like a big a big TV of Sheena I'm the establishment Rob can change it Rob can shut up power Shots of paradigm in several minutes or less Rob can merge dimension like five seconds or less.

I've seen him do it. Rob can bring me out the mic seven minutes. I think I've never, there was an episode, I think the last episode I actually had to hide behind like a couch while she was talking about Rob. I think it was when she was talking to Kristen. No, it was two episodes over. She was talking when she went, Kristen came over to help her.

She was like packing everything. I think it's been almost every episode actually. Yeah, but there was one. But there was a hiding place behind the house. I know. Kristen came over at the end and she is like, Hey, she just wanted to bring you this birthday present. Because I would have forgotten it if I brought it like close to your birthday

And she's like just here to say hi. Oh, yeah, I'm Jack said that Rob's not really in love with you. Yeah Why what he did say that you know, and she's like She walks in and she's listening to good as gold And then and then Chris and like you think it's gonna say something like you got a snap out of this like she's she drops that bomb But like she's kind of just letting she know like Spout her insanity and I had to literally crawl like hide my head by the couch. It was so it's just truly dark, right? It is and Chris just keeps looking at the camera like you got that right Yeah, I'm just like good as gold

Like the Mark announcer right guys. Yeah, I think just the like goodest gold from time like the Mark announcer right guys. Yeah. Chris and like can Chris and can barely keep her head still. She's like it's like a bobbing like like. He's sipping her like flat and she's kind of like what? Even you wait for her to like

come in and say something and she's just like, Chris and is like a bobble head. Yeah, that's Christian. Chris is a fireman. He comes to your house and she's just like, Kristen is like a bobble head. Yeah, that's Kristen. Kristen's a fireman. He comes to your house and she's like, your house is on fire. I'm gonna go now.

Like, wait, you're supposed to be, it's hot in here. Sorry, I don't do well on heat. Sorry. I may be hot, but I do all the heat. Sorry. Also, when I loved that moment when she was like, Ariana was got up from the table when they were all talking about Jeremy

and she was like, I'm gonna go like, bye. And then you see Chris get up and you don't see, you see half of her body, but her hand is moving like slimer and ghost buffers or something, like she's like a flipper. She's like, she's like, frantically trying to like, you know, buffer the tension and being like, I don't know what's going on right now. I, I, I, I, I, I don't know. And her hand is moving as like the speed of sound, speed of light. Like I don't, it was a really

fast like Miyagi wax on wax off situation. Like she's ready for like the finals because she's ready to wax off faster than anyone else. Yeah, she's got like, she's rated like so I'm like, so I'm faster than anyone else. That was it. Yeah, she's got like wrist turrets, whereas it's like wrist, just like it'll like snap out and like hit someone in the face. I bet she has an up front of those office a lot when she was a kid. She's like, I don't know what happened.

It's just karma wasn't here. So boom. Yes, ask Kristin. You know, there's a funny thing about the arena. She's like excuse. The thing about this Chino situation is, it's so funny watching her just, you know, idolized Rob, but what hangs over this whole season is the fact that they broke up several months ago.

So, like, I know. So, like, I know. I know. I'm watching her go through the paces again, you know, seeing the praises of this guy that will be her future husband, future father of Madison Marie, Parks Valetta. Parks Valetta. You know, like, it's tragic and so hilarious. It's, yeah, it's such urgency to it. And it's kind of in a weird way refreshing.

It's like you're witnessing a person regaining maybe sanity, you know, like coming going into insanity and coming out of it. So it's like hopefully maybe we'll be her. I don't know, honey, no. She's stating orange dropping now from be her. I don't know. I mean, no. She's dating Orn Droby now from the bachelor. Yes, the worst. Like that is not sanity. Okay. That's even worse because that guy's you know, Rob, that his divorce

closet. And I still haven't found out that she actually put money into that shit. But I'm guessing she did. She's the face. Orn orn orn orn orn orn even at least Rob is trying to like be honest with her with his voice He's like, I'm hanging up now, you know, like he's kind of giving every indication that he hates her ass But Warren's Robbie bone, he'll be like, hey girl, you so fine, bad, yeah Let's lay down together, let me have somebody, you know, I know I know, it's a bit of a... I kind of think like she, like I obviously she's an essential part of Vanderpump of like the universe, but I almost think like she maybe Should have been on the bachelor instead of Bravo, you know what I mean?

I mean, there's hope that maybe she can do both. I mean right now she is doing double duty in Vegas as headliner on What sex tips for straight girls by gay men? Under a bridge or something. But like I feel like what is that expression comedy equals tragedy plus time I feel like Van Ritten brules it's like comedy equals tragedy plus you know like give it a few seconds yeah like it really turns into comedy very quickly also. I think it's funny that she is is the face of a closet because ultimately I think the speaking suspicion that she's just going to be someone's beard someday. So you already is. That's what she's doing right now with the one Robbie that guy is like a really amazingly

gay. Oh, yeah, he wears like a little different investigative. Yeah, I don't want to do as I don't know. How long have they been dating? Um, well, I don't know if they're I don't know. Well, how long have they been dating? Um, well, I don't know if they're dating, but he's been on her Instagram for a couple of months. I guess that's dating. I'm seeing no world.

I already know the name of our daughter is going to be Cher. Madonna, Beyonce, Park Saleta. So it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,'t. I don't because it's too much time. And I just, with all the bravo stuff, my brain can't take on the Bachelor.

I know. I will watch Survivor, and in fact, I will probably watch it later this evening, but I cannot do Bachelor. I'm sorry. You know, I just started watching Bachelor. I kind of skipped over the actual bachelor's and my boyfriend and I started watching bachelor in paradise. Oh, yeah. I mean,

I guess I don't, I was worried that I would need to know context, but I don't really need to know context. It's the law. Your, it is the longest show I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. It's I do another podcast about that one and Jesus Christ. No one told me it was on that long You know is two hours and then when they end a season it's two hour pre finale two hour finale three hour Two hour beginning of bachelor paradise then like a two hour where are the girls? You know, it's like a full day high school I feel like I could literally watch angels in America both parts and be done and like the episode will still be going on Oh my god, it's totally just a steam

Yeah, it's I mean, but it I Kind of I are going back to what you just said about um like your brain not being able to handle it like I'm I am worried That because I'm watching bachelor in paradise and like something is happening to me because like I talked about it on stuff actually but like um I'm starting to like get people on the show you know like Stasi like I'm like wow she's kind of cool you know I'm like I was it's scary when that happens right and yeah what is that if we're coming don't desensitize the human garbage it's going to start happening to me yeah it start happening to me. Yeah, it started happening to me a long time ago. When we started doing this, I was like, fuck everything.

And I'm like, oh, fuck, fuck, everything. But I love her. She's so naive. She doesn't mean it. And then you're like kind of learning how their brains work instead. And then she makes comments about Black Lives Matter. And you're like, oh, I know.

She is so like woefully problematic. And like, I mean, I'm a guest at every, like, one of her opinions and statements, but. And yet the same time, it's tossy. Like, at the same time, I was like, I hated Patrick. Like, I was so mad at him at her birthday party and like, the way he was like, being like, aren't you glad we're back together to her mom? And her is like yeah sure you know and it's like yeah like what an awful

person yeah and I was like I was like he's just stossy's just too much for him and he's just trying to put out her flame like I was thinking that and I was like what is wrong with that's what happens you eventually start like we so we just rehashed the very first episode of Vina Pompour Rules at our live show last weekend. And so going back in time, you get to see that season one stossy is just like pure, it's like that pure undiluted bitch. And we had actually recapped that show several years ago when it first aired. Going back and listening to those episodes,

I was like, this is the worst person I'm bravo, she is awful, she is terrible. And now I'm like, well, she's iconic and like she has problematic. She is iconic. She is iconic. And I love her, you know? It's like like what can I do? She is. They are iconic people. So the past few weeks I've had like very weird, for me, confirmations that were living in a simulation because I, there was a few weeks I've had like very weird, for me, confirmations that were living in a simulation because I, there was a few weeks ago I was, someone had mentioned Stasi to me, I forget who, or my boyfriend actually had mentioned that he had a dream of that stasi. So this is how like deep we're getting and so that's like, they're in our dreams. And I was thinking like, wow, that was, that's a weird dream. Like I can't imagine, like I wonder what really happened in that.

And then I looked up and at Basics on Flores and Santa Monica. I saw Sassy and her new boyfriend drinking mimosas. Like literally. And then last week, yes. And then last week I was at NASCAR. I was at a NASCAR. Oh, yeah. And.

So this picture, oh my god. I saw, we saw Jacks and Schwartz and SantaVall. I was at NASCAR. I was at a NASCAR. Oh, yeah. That's on this picture. Oh, my God. I saw, we saw Jax and Schwartz and SantaVall, like, of course, there. You know, and I had been thinking, like, I wonder if one of them will be here, and they were there, and I ran up to Jax and I was going,

Jax! Jax! And he was not turning around. And my, Simon, my boyfriend was like, documenting the whole, like, knee running. And then finally Schwartz turned around, and my, Simon, my boyfriend was like documenting the whole like knee running and then finally Schwartz turned around and he was like, guys, we got this guy wants to take our picture, this like crazy game and once they're, you know, and then we, and then they finally came over and Schwartz was, I will say very, very classy and very sweet and

he was really drunk and he was trying to tell me like, giving me advice, how to party and like, I'm sober. So it's like, that's okay. That's dumb. I'm giving you advice on anything. It's like, hey, Belle, what'd you do? And let me tell you how not to get a somber nut here. Yeah. Yeah. We were in like Fontana and he was like, he was like, yeah, man, you should just start drinking some beers and just like, you know, get, you know, grouty. And then I was trembling like in the picture with them. And then my, I was like, I was like, I was like, wanna take a picture with them?

And my boyfriend was like, no, it's okay. Like he was star-struck. These people have this, they have a weird, magnanimity to them. What about Jacks? What was Jacks like? He didn't, he barely uttered a grunt. But that's just, yeah.

Schwartz was really hot in real life. Really? Like I was very like actually very He's pretty or the new things. He's cute. He's kind of looking worse for wear right now on the show, but Yeah, I was kind of taking it back by that. He does he yeah, he translates well in real life. Do any of the Do any of the people on Do any of the people on Heather's? Does anyone watch Vanderpump Rules? Was it just like you?

Yeah, I think like three of us do. There was three of us on the show that were hardcore housewives fans. And then I think at least one or two watch Vanderpump Rules as well. How do not all of you have to watch Vanderkunk? I know. I know. Stasi Kristen and Katie are the Heather.

Stasi is like the original, well, obviously not the original Heather. But it's like the original Heather of that. So she's like totally red scrunchy. I mean, I think all of this in my head definitely helped me with like coming up with, you know, chiming in with ideas and then, you know what I mean? It's very, I can't wait to see the plot lines.

It's like someone takes off their chunky sweater to like get in the fight. I'm gonna wait a minute. Did someone have like a fun about their birthday every episode? It's my birthday. I loved your Adderall raid. Oh yes, like all of them, the Adderall raid is real under so this is one of those shows are going to study in years to come and be like we should have tested Adderall more on people

before we started giving it out you know we're just going to see they're going to have like big lumps coming out of their temples and just like kind of twitching back and forth they're going to be like this is a benefit to example that's how we killed our world with that. Yeah, I mean, Sasi I I mean, her look for her for her birthday party. That was just her with no makeup on. That was the product. I know.

I don't know. Like a big red welter on her forehead. Yes. Session skin. Yeah, like a, oh, she had like a, event horizon of a black hole like in her head. Like, yes, it's like that crocodile disease. If you're getting from taking that, like heroin, not.

Yeah. That's like that crocodile disease that people are getting from taking that like heroin. Not. Yeah. That's like Siberia. Or a crocodile. Yeah. Or a alio, whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Siberian heroin disease. Siberian heroin epidemic. Yeah. That was that whole episode was and then she's just like scurrying off into like the night downtown LA somewhere like wherever the hell she was for Hollywood. Yeah.

I love when they get mad and leave? Like when Brittany got mad and left one of the first parties this year and she's like, I'm out of here, JS. And she's wearing some like ball gown, like some terrible, raw stress for less ball gown and then she gets into like a really sad mosta. I land carry on Lala and, and or James? You know, James, like, last, or Monday's episode, like, he's, he's, he's just becoming so, I mean, I think it's very heavily, like, the editors are trying to get us to feel bad for him, but. Yeah. He's kind of sympathetic to me, and I think he's, I kind of get why he is the way he is. And like obviously when he met his dad, it was like,

oh, God, you know, like it was really twisted. But he's. I felt like it was kind of seeing the mom from hairspray, but without the loveability. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. Divine, like without the divine, yeah.

Yes. It's like Harvey Karst. Like, yeah, it's not around yet. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, it's like Harvey Karrist being like yeah, it's not very yet Yeah, that and he's like yeah, it was just I mean he's He's obviously very A pained individual and you know what regardless of whatever his like sexuality is I mean I am I'm compelled by the whole like Logan Ruckwell and Ruck Hell and James like poor man's talented Mr. Ripley thing going on but um that's the thing it's like you feel bad for him and it's like you were bullied but then he

broke Logan's notes. Totally. And he also like he's terrible to women and like calls them horrible names and he's like the pig so I mean I can't feel that bad for him and Lala is Lala is just like a little extra for me. I cringe a little bit every time she says you're such a gangster bitch I'm like I'm like Lala I wish I love Lala I sometimes wish she would stop saying that that just feels first of all I feel like no one says that anymore it feels it's like not that yeah I just feel like just stop just stop doing. It feels, it's like not that, yeah, it just feels like, just stop doing that, Lala. Just find another one. Would you tell Chupac that?

How dare you, sir! Yeah, I probably forgot that she walked us there. When she walked into that studio and said, like, and she was like, what's up, and you know, and all the people were just like, huh, like, she was just saying. And she's like, nice. She's got my brother. She's like, what's like, I was like, what's up my brother? And she's like, what's up my brother? What's up my brother?

I was like, oh my goodness, like that is pleased, you know? And just the highest, everything's high stakes with her, which I kind of appreciate, but sometimes I'm like, you know, ramp it back. I feel like my favorite Lala moment of the season is like, is one that was very, it sort of got brushed over, didn't get much traction in you know like on Jezebel or something like that you know but I feel like people who live here can appreciate it was when they were going to the studio for the first time and Lala was like I love I just love getting into Burbank I just I like it here. I like the vibe here in Burbank. I mean I agree

Here we are back in Burbank My bro I Just the way I talked about it like she was like Coming into a really cool creative place like like this is where all the art like well I guess this is it is sort of where the artists are but like The way she was saying it was making sound like going to a loft a trendy loft downtown Yeah, yeah, I'm in well right now we're in Burbank and I just you know I come alive when I when I go over the hill I come alive when some down the hill and I'm in Burbank

I just feel in my bones, you know Like that all of garden and that michael's I just yeah You can feel the breeze in this gigantic parking spaces. Yeah. Those left turn arrows, they really just got some rest room. I just ran into for a second. I think you did me the key.

It was. Oh. The key is like on like a parking cone or something about hearing that sort of that gentle sound of the 134 freeway just loving me into a crazy. Oh, it always just looks hot. It's always hot when she's, it's everything. I'm just yeah, she loves like, she loves it good. She loves that like this game show was filmed at a live studio audience in Burma California moments. Yeah. I know. And I loved when like she knows, and she knows,

like, wow, it brings back so many memories, like crazy. Like I was married to Shay last time, it was like, yeah, like last year. Like, I like that, I like that she has all these memories when she goes to Burma. You know, oh my god, being at this, like being at the Empire Center reminds me about when I was with Shay.

I thought like I was the queen of an empire That was in charge then that was on top of the world Seena that's not part where she was trying to get Britney to have sex with Jack or the new waiter whatever like the guy And she's like why do you want to play like 32? And she's like, what are you? What I'm doing? I'm playing like 32. I'm no pro swaps. I'm doing my life.

Yeah, that was like bad. It's like never been. I know. And then she changed it. She's like, and finally the way I found somebody is because I wasted my time. So I wasted all my time. So I don't want you to do that.

Oh, of course you do. Yeah. She's never even heard her boyfriend say, like, could that honey is just like, football? Like, now look at me now with Rob. Like now I'm at this level. And like, don't you want that? And like, Brittany like pauses for a moment.

She's like, oh my god, like I'm already living in a nightmare. I don't want to be in your nightmare. Like, poor Brittany, she is just a lamb that's been let out to slaughter. She doesn't, she, she just does not even know which way is up anymore. She knows she ends up just to contend

with like, raky woman. Like, Kelsey. Kelsey in her. Oh my God. She's still trying to get over the fact that she has a boyfriend who rakes. It's like it's never happened. She looks terrified. Well, I'm gonna leave you here with your stones. I'm gonna go back in the hotel room. Yeah, well you just go on with that thinking. Yeah, I'll put it up. Cauter her with like a twinky tap and a twinky on her forehead. Well, it works for GAYX. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha with like the fan on so no one can hear from the powder room.

That was so nice of you to say that they have a powder room. Yeah, they do. They have a powder room. Yeah, it's just full of bolts. It's actually giant sugar balls. It's just like, just where I put my sugar balls, I call it the powder room. Yeah, I mean, there's some, it's the whole like, the coquiness and the ad, like it's all very apparent this season more than ever I think yeah, it's like the guy who played powder He's like crossing it. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'll be right back. He never even said he was pretending to be powder. She just calls him powder. Yeah. All right powder.

Stop calling me that. Whatever you say powder. Whatever you say. Oh my god. I'll take you to Del Taco in five minutes. Oh my god, that's a Brittany's version of cheating going to Del Taco instead of talking about Rotten hell yeah, yeah, she does say Ron hell so like rotten hell Tell me if it's true just tell me if it it's true and he goes yes and she goes wrong hell So Carrie, thank you so much for coming out of podcast and talking I'm excited to hear you like when New York housewives start some real excited to hear about all of your oh my god We did excited to hear about all of your, oh my god, we did even scratch. We didn't even scratch. You're a successful, why do you call me? We didn't even scratch, I'll just give you a call. Yeah, just come on, come on, come on.

Okay. We didn't even scratch. I'm a proper surface, let's be honest. We talked about Vanderpump rules, so we'll just have to do it again. I know. Because there's too much to take on. I didn't even get to talk about Kill on Earth. I wanted to bring back Kill on Earth first.

Oh my god, wait, I can talk about it for a second. Cry outside. Okay, you have to cry, go outside. Yes or no question. Should Kellan Earth be resurrected like Roseanne? The real reboot, the real like, the real regrettude. The real regrettude right now is Kellan Earth.

Yeah, if you imagine that. If you can't- If you can't- If you can't get that table with every pocket of our country represented at one the long table the people's revolution that is a true revolution. Could you imagine the I imagine like a reboot of Kellan earth like the opening of Rosanne and just like a camera going around that table. Everyone's just sitting there seriously and then just like lands on Kellan.

Are you fucking crying? The camera is like on like a lazy season you just see like Andrew with like his hair and like it's killed and Stephanie Vore he's just like crying and then that other It was the other there's like another other step. There was another well There was another Stephanie and who always looked really tired I'm like Kelly's never one. Yeah, there and there was, oh god, it's killing me. It's like, I wasn't like, what's going on. But it's not.

It's like Stephanie. Yeah. Stephanie's, oh my god. She slept like an hour and a half a night and like was just so breathed always. Like this constant, like, just sorrow, like Wednesday's child, like always. And then there was also the.

She's the first back. Oh my god. It was driving me crazy that I can't remember which one it was and then there was also like the two side the two side kicks that Kelly a Skinner Skinner Skinner yes and and they like didn't Skinner live in like Williamsburg or something or like Bushwick like back when it was like not cool yeah that's when I lived in Williamsburg. I lived in I live And there were two Andrews too, right what there because there was like Long ago got Andrew and then and then like the who was like the really gay one who was like always like on the Andrew's Serrano, I believe yeah

God, that was my Serrano I believe yeah And that was why I have to go up so I don't like tell on earth Helen earth was the first time I ever heard someone reference rolling on XC Cuz Andrew Serrano is like it's not like like someone I think you gave someone like an Adderall or like one of like the really tired girls It works for Kelly like with like I'm so tired and I'm like so so, you know, I'm dying basically. And he's like, take an adder all. And he's like, is this gonna fuck me up? And he's like, you're not gonna be like rolling your tits off. And I was like, what does that mean?

And then I realized. Yeah, it was such, such an amazing show. But I feel like she probably just drove, she probably was very demanding as like for what she wanted with her show of Bravo was probably willing to pay her and so she's like fuck it. Like it's fucking fast. Yeah, I don't know time for this. They were probably like listen, we'll give you what you want if you wash income your hair at least one time. And she's like fuck you, I won't. They're like okay. Yeah. If you can please wash like your cloak and your like your shroud that you're you know the all everything you wear every day. Yeah. Thank God. Kiss JK Rowling got her to

place mate in the end. So don't forget her pop culture. Yeah, I feel like yeah, I feel like you totally like washed her hair and like sinks like airport rest. Yeah, that was where she's showered. I just got off the plane going to go, you know, I feel like it's all in a certain way. Kellan earth was the pop culture moment that signaled okay everyone Everyone who's here watching Laguna Beach watching the hills watching this city watching real world, etc She was the one that signaled okay now it's time to graduate to bravo and we're going to follow this path now And that's kind of totally that's been my TV history.

Yeah, it was, oh, sorry, go ahead. No, it was a total harbinger of like the exquisite Bravo that we know now, you know? Yeah. And I think, and it was cool and it was, it was so compelling and I don't, I think there's still episodes on YouTube, right? Or like half episodes or something? I think it's still available.

I think it's like on Hulu or something or it's the depths of the streaming universe. If you have to cry go outside. Yeah. That's my face. I'm just gonna say it now guys. I'm just gonna say it now. Like before we start, like on Monday meeting, before we start for the week, just gonna say it now. If you have to cry go outside. It's like an empty office all of a sudden. If you have to cry, go outside. It's like an empty office all of a sudden. Just saying that to an empty office already. Like there's no one in there.

So, Carrie, tell everyone where they can find you on social media. E-carry-o on Twitter and Instagram and then Heather's is premiering at some point in the summer because I got delayed. So I thought it was only for I thought I just are dare. No, it was supposed to air in March, but I got delayed. Oh, I thought it was only for, I thought it was just our dare. No, it was supposed to air in March, but I got set back for some important reason. So it's gonna be a summertime show. I'm assuming, or at some point in the year.

Yeah, it's a summertime kind of show. Like, you know, you know. At summer, at summer, summer or fall or winter, you will see others Or so I'm we're gonna just tell people just to go look at Google image searches of Heather to bro and that'll just suffice Definitely Heather to bro and Heather Thompson Heather's Oh my god also I'm out of use of bread right now in case books

So if you don't was fine to you and I will cut you oh my god I'm gonna I'm gonna immediately reply, yes. Also, I hope next time I can be more efficient with technology wise. You know what, Carrie, do you want to hang out for a second here? Because we have to do our crap in's mailbag. Do you want to just hang out and do mailbag with us? Yeah. Okay, cool.

Am I doing a good job? I'm not sure. You're doing a really, really, you're doing, to quote, to quote the old lady in soap dish at the dinner theater. You're doing great up there. Yeah. Okay, I'm doing good. Because you know, I'm texting him. I hate him. I hate you. Oh my god. I'm so, you guys I suck, you guys are so fucked up. I'm trying to go. You're so funny.

I'm looking at your picture right now on Facebook. So it's like, I'm amazed at how much you can talk without your mouth moving at all. Oh god, wow. You're like playing a band-ville. So I'm going to play the crap that's Melbag music now, everyone. OK, get excited.

Yeah. So I'm going to play the crap it's male bag music now everyone okay excited We're gonna change that music we've decided because I love that as thrilling as it is to have a church bell A sheep and a dinosaur go off while very stern music plays might be time for something more. I love it. It feels like my mom's ringtone. That's literally her ringtone on our Ivo church bells church bells with dinosaurs and sheep. So, um, okay, so Krap's mailbag is, we've ignored it like the past two weeks because we've been traveling and stuff, but we're back. If you go to patreon.com slash watch for Krapins

and you support at the mailbag level, you can write in questions and we'll read them on the air. So let's see, let's start with Jessica Riley. She goes picture it. It's celebrity apprentice circa 2012 and Marlow Hampton is competing. We know that from Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlow is rumored to have an affinity for older, wealthy white men. We know from Celebrity Big Brother that Trump was rumored to have had affairs with female contestants.

How do you think that a fair would start? So basically, Jessica wants us to imagine an affair between Marlowe Hampton and Donald Trump. I don't even... I'm not... I don't know if my brain is equipped for this. Whoa. That's deep. Yeah, I think it'd probably be like, hey Donald. She's like, hey, you know, this welcome mat is really small. I don't know if I could do this. She, they're actually so similar. They actually. They are. I mean, Marla Trump. Oh my god. They do a really good job at running the country.

Yeah. Yeah. Just the charade. That's that's how I imagine that union. running the culture. Yeah, people. Yeah. Yeah. Just the charay. That's that's that's how I imagine that union agree. charay and Marlowe. Well, I can jump like to sorry, I stepped on your moment there. No, no, no, how about it? I'm still trying to I'm still processing all this. I was gonna say because since you mentioned charay, my brain immediately took a few leaps and imagined Shere in the White House and then Shere is president like Shere is Donald Trump. I just imagine. Yeah I can

imagine her just being really into the daily briefing. Like you imagine her as the press secretary. Like her, I. Surrey, Surrey would kill the Serivity, Serivity is not going to be Sanders. I actually can. What did you say? There'd be like, we're not going to talk about that. Um, missus. We're not going to talk about that right now.

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Alligations? There are allegations. You got allegations? You got allegations? You got allegations? Nope. There are allegations. So, here's a good one.

Here's one that I think will be good for this group. Alejandro M says, since the New York housewives almost died at sea, who would be your ideal real housewives cast from any franchise for Gilligan's Island reboot? So how would you be cast Gilligan's island with real housewives? I would cast S Cena as Gilligan. Because he's just being pressed by everybody at all times.

Well, Luan would obviously be the millionaire's wife. Would you believe that I married a millionaire? We have a penthouse here on the island. We're on the ground level. I think more than it would have. You have to have Kelly Benzeman in there. Oh my god. We have a penthouse here on the on the island. It's we're on the ground level, but You have to have Kelly Benzumon in there Oh my god, she can be like that. She can be like the crazy gym. Yeah, she can be Mary Ann or I'm trying to imagine who would actually be Skipper without be Vicki Gunn Wilson Because I can imagine Vicki getting mad at Gilligan. Shannon the door

Sheena. Yeah, sheena. Shannon theore. Could you be the millionaires life too? No, Shannon Bidore is skipper for sure. I can't believe she's going to get it. We almost got off the sideline, Gilligan. Almost got a Gilligan. Are you listening to me? Gilligan? Gilligan.

Gilligan. Gilligan. But you know what, though? It's okay. I like the sideline. I'm so happy. I love the sideline. I can, island. I'm so happy. I love this island. I can see into the horizon.

Well, I can't wait. I've gained a little weight, and I'm living that journey right now, and that's okay. You see this island? You see how our maroon on this island? This is Vicki Gumbelsen's fault right here. This is Vicki Gumbelsen. Hurricane Vicki. Hurricane Vicki. Hurricane Vicki won.

Mark, Mark Force wins. Hurricane Vicki. Stage 5. Hurricane Vicki. Yeah, I can imagine just Luan, sauntering around, just sort of like, just be like, well, what do you get? What do you get shipwrecked on an island? Just make it part of the dance, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. We just have to improvise a little, you know, as someone, as, as someone in the theater, we have to just, you know, go with it, you know, this is a shipwreck. It's only a shipwreck if you make it that way. And Ramona just would refuse to accept that they're actually shipwrecked on an island. No. I would like someone to unpack my bags, please. I'll give you $200 to someone and then I'd like a tea at 5 p.m. Okay, I'm sorry

She makes she like take her bags. Yes. She's not even part of the original shipwreck. Yeah, just keep showing up there complaining about thing Ramona my name is Ramona singer Joe's Aaron shows up in a room here. Oh my god Bill Daren's the only one trying to get on the island I tried to plane here. Where is everyone? I thought I thought I'd be happy but they treat me like I'm they treat me like I'm AIDS right now Okay, you know what this is not right. I thought you'd be happy to see me. I try to play. I'm I'm this is not fair to me This is very this is not fair and I know Ramona has something to do with this. I know she has something to do with this People are like we're dying

Luan's like everyone comes to the table is dinner time come on everyone. This is not the Plaza Hotel This is remote island in the middle of the Pacific. We have to seat ourselves as women. You know, we have to perform as women right now. And then Jill is like, this is just, I thought every moment, I don't know what's going on. She's sitting on like a tree stump pointing her back. I don't know what's happening.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Louand just comes down. Louand just comes down. Louand just comes down. Louand just comes down. Louand just comes down. Louand just comes down. Hi The man Kelly's like this is so weird Kelly's like this is so random. This is so this is like so weird right now This is crazy. What is like it's like I'm so random a pilot L. Shorje You're being so creepy right now. I can't like creepy she you're being really creepy Mary Ann is like Mary Ann is like literally trying to kill me right now. Like Mary Ann is like coming into my

sleep and trying to kill me. And Lisa ran this very app. She's like, what about when you attacked my friend, Gwen, who? I know Cindy Fox. I know Cindy Crawford. Yeah. Me and I'm going to Casamigos. Me and Harry Hamlin are going to Casamigos with Randy Gerber and Cindy Crawford later. George Clooney made the Scoken Act. Hey guys, a parrot just hired me to do a commercial for Depans. This is so weird. The parrots are being so creepy right now.

It's like so Honestly, like I just have to get back to my type of it and definitely like and they are living in Tribeca right now and I need me My god guys guys, I hope you didn't start the shipwreck without me guys Oh my god, who is this guy he's being so creepy right now. What's his name? What do you do you do you do eat or I thought you meant James Kennedy? Guess what I said see you next Tuesday See you next I'm playing a great great tonight guys. We're gonna go down come on down to the far end of the beach Bangin on a coconut shell

Logan's like I'm coming Raquel's like what's going on? Yeah, Raquel like her eyes are so dilated and she's like what's happening? Like I've been drinking saltwater for the past three hours Raquel is missing. Her leg is missing because the start already bit it off. She has like gangrene as leg. Like a gangrene as leg.

I think I'm also going to be a leg. Leg is like knees. James, guys just come on down. And she's like, James, I really need you right now. I think I can't really see right now. I think I'm like losing my vision. He's like, okay, babe, I'll move down on the floor and to the island.

I've got to finish with Bok first, babe. Beachy men see his day. What do you want to do with me? Chris is like, oh, James isn't at the beach. I know because I'm looking at my Uber records right now. Like, Chris, then you're holding up a palm frond. Chris, Chris and comes out of the jungle and she has pissed like she's like what the fuck The guy honestly I was a bit like Dara

Yeah, this is crazy right now and like I've like James I went into his Google account and I found like pictures and I see He's not actually actually actually Do you know where he is right now Stoss is like, oh my god. Kristen is such a bad person to travel with. Like, of course we get marooned on an island when we're with her. Yeah, Kristen needs to like,

I love. Kristen's having a really hard time because she's like, we're marooned on an island and she's like not having a good time. And it's really annoying to me. And she's just like smoking cigarettes by the palm trees over there and like kicking around an urchin. And it's really annoying to me. And she's just like smoking cigarettes by the palm trees over there and like kicking around in Urchin. Kristen's like so annoying.

It's like every single time where Maroon's on an island for like 60 days and have no food and no water, she just goes crazy. It's like enough. It's like you can knock on your own hand if you're hungry. He's like that girl is eating your own hand, don't I? Yeah. And the way I'm comes over and she's like,

this is unbecoming. Ladies, this is unbecoming. Ladies, this is unbecoming. Let's sit down right now and talk about this. Ladies, I mean, you stand, all the friends says. The only one we didn't cast is the professor. Bethany, oh my god. If you have a note, I'll make a note, I'll make a slam and note. All right, this way you got to.

All right, you put together those words, but the, okay, you know, if you're not going to listen to me, okay, I can tell you how to make an airplane out of trees, okay woods But okay, you know if you're not gonna listen to me. Okay, I can I can I gotta make an airplane but out of trees Okay, but like if you're not gonna listen to me Bethany Bethany this is not okay Ramona I changed it to sit over there right now I just I cannot have you in my presence right now I can't go over there sit over there in the stump go sit down take a shell bang the shell like a little tambourine and just

Okay, That's fine This is my opening party for a skinny coconut This is my place of business and I feel like you're trying to sabotage my business right now Okay, you know, I feel like you deliberately are sabotaging my business right now Hey, you know, I you know, I if no one wants to build an airplane with me, then you know, I'm just just going to, I'm just going to, like, I'll just take a hole in the sand right now and just like cover me up. I'm dead. Like I'll just be on the sand. Like I can't, I can't. I can't. And don't, I mean, God, don't send Bethany out to see because this is like her third time like getting lost in sea. Yeah, absolutely.

Meanwhile, D'Ariinda, they found like an emergency life wrapped in D'Ariinda just sends it off in the ocean. Where I thought I was supposed to go out in the waves. We're here together. We just need to sit down and talk about it. Wow, I came, I saw the rafts and I came in on the waves, and they're like, but he's like, Durin, what are you talking about? He's like, what? What?

I'm a fool. She's stabbing herself at the coconut steady on accident. I know, I grew up in the Berkshire's. I know how, don't tell me how to live outside. The coconut is high to people. Jeff pro is my, this is good. This is the island. Good. Is it V? It's a U? We are. We are. We are. It's a Gav. It's a people. It's a tree.

Get out of, clear. And then she grabs like she grabs like Kristen or something She was we are women of the Berkshires. We don't act like this and Kristen was like what are you talking about? I'm sorry. There's a bomb restore a Clips vibes like we're I Then Carol comes on and she's like, what's happening here? You know, she's just like wearing like a silk pantsuit. She's like, this is crazy. Carol's like, I'm hearing it you are really voting for Hillary. Yeah. I'm canvassing already.

I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that.

I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that in We're sad that we know what's sad I think I know a lot of the tension You know, like there's nothing we can do Nothing we can do, and that's just a crab And this is crazy to me Sadding Well, Shina, I did call you a delusional bitch Yes, I did

Okay, and I know what you're doing right now Doreet, I know what you're doing Doreet's like not even there She's like talking to me like Doreet, I know what you're trying to do You're trying to stir the pot I know what you're doing? Do you read like not even there? I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to stir the pot. I know what you're doing. What are you talking about?

I don't know what you're saying right now. I don't know what you're saying. Do you come in at the very end of the entire series? I'm sorry I'm late to the shipwreck. I don't know what you're saying. Do you know what time the boat was supposed to land? I was only 75 days late. We're here to open up the agency. What's happening here? We've chartered and then Kyle's like we chartered a yacht. I know like what I tried to tell all of you but like we chartered a yacht and we're gonna go we're doing an agency yacht. We're all here to open up a new agency office on the marine island.

What we're here to open up the agency. What's happening here? We've chartered and then Kyle's like we chartered a yacht. I don't like what I tried to tell all of you But like we chartered a yacht. We're gonna go we're doing an agency yacht Kim's like tie up to a tree Yeah, I'm just like Kim just bolts past Kyle and Kyle's like come wait I was like, come, wait. You stole my hat. Yeah. Erica meanwhile is like made, is like an address made of palm fronds.

Uh, this is the half-assure. This is, you know, be kind of desert island. It calls for a lot of costume, you know, a lot of, a lot of look. Mikey's taking pictures of her, like just hovering around her like a drone. Desert island is everything! Everything! Yes, bitch, you are so f- and we're just gonna be fierce, we're just gonna be fierce bitches and just like, you know,

like this is what we have to do. We come here to this island, we're not marooned, we're fierce and powered queens. Yes, Planks. And then all- I don't- I just don't- I just do empowered bitches too, bitch. And then all of a sudden powered bitches to batch. And then all the same like playing a coconut a coconut bounces off the air because had they turned Kelly Dodd throwing coconuts at

people. Yeah. Yeah. That game up it keeps calling me a hub there. That's supposed to mean. I think he couples into this to me. Becky goes and did everything to me and then and then Kelly's like just there's a sheet of glass This randomly Kelly's blowing on it like her cat her mouth is blowing against a sheet of glass and Shannon's like she's doing it again She's attacking me It's not my fucking island Here I Shannon bedore killed by Vicki Godville sins awful ship

Your life Shannon bedore 16 under at last always been Vicki's in my presence I think he's like this is I'm gonna go Lake Havisa. I think you show them a jet ski and she's like coming from Lake Havisa The Tamers on the on the jet ski with her football just comes and it's Vicki on the face The fun is gone the fun is gone. We're gonna go. We're gonna go and we're gonna party. We're gonna whip it up I got I got and then like you see Brianna like swimming behind like in a life jacket. Come on Brianna Come on Brianna. Come on You're gonna support me

Cynthia Bailey shows up. I heard there was an island happening over here like no, Cynthia. It's not a kitchen island Cynthia Think he's like why is everybody starving to death? I've had to not release. Guys, have a brochure. This is very, this is unacceptable. You're not acceptable. I don't like this. Terry and I are going to go, we're going to go stay at the St. Regis. They asked me for a few. just Just a minute just a minute that you ate the piece of the coconut cake Thomas rabbit all shows up. Well, I don't know what all of you guys are doing here I just took my bridge over to the island you could get off anytime if you want to use my bridge

Oh my god. And she was like, hey. Hi. Hi. Hi, good morning. What are you? Republican. Thomas, Ravenna can assemble a jet ski in less than five hours.

I hear you. Thomas Ravenna will get rich in less than seven minutes. I've done it all. I've done it all my way. I've done it all my way. I've done it all my way. Like the bridge to Terabit. Yeah, it was originally called the bridge to Thomas Ravanel's house.

Literally. Oh my god. Sheena, and they should actually get together. They probably will. They probably have. Sheena is like, I'm trying to wrap, you know, and together, I'm going to be, you know, Mrs. Thomas Ravanel, like Mrs. Senator of Charleston County.

I'm not waving for now. I'm not waving for now. Like no, she's. Senator of Charleston County. I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there!

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I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! I'm not right there! Massive by razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle razzle Thank you, Alejandro, for a question that made that that that question may go down in history. I mean We basically said that everyone on bravo winds up on That was just like who liked this like That was something there were so many more that could have come but yeah, at certain point you got to put up the bell

Tell on earth Kelly Catron comes. I know candy birds Rally Anyway Kelly Catron comes. I know, Candy Burst. No. Rally for. Arlin. Ooooooo. Anyway. Carry. Candy. Cohen comes on. He's like, all right, everybody.

Is this a Skipper's Ballsack or is that dead-challenged? Okay. He's like, so, so. Yeah. Who else has some work done? And he comes up on Barry Diller and Dan for some works. Yodd And like three twang stangling from the music Hey, I don't know what you guys are doing, but we're gonna we're gonna talk about it right now

And it's like you like Mark and Swale isn't Kelly Ripa and Sarasco Parker and like they're all like hi pointing and laughing Look at the Hi, you're like you're not getting a car boat either Joe. Okay. Yeah, so Siggie flickers just somewhere Should not be mentioned like That was uncalled for Oh my god, that was uncalled for. Daniel, Daniel's sob is on the boat though. Daniel's sob is on the boat though.

I would like the skipper to apologize to my daughter's pleas. Those woman have struck for the last time. Siggie's like, Hi Ginger! Hi Skipper! Hi Mary Ann! Hello, are you this... And what's her face? Wait, really fast before we call this a night.

I interviewed Theresa. You don't have to have this on the podcast, but this is just on the side. I interviewed Theresa in Melissa Gorgah. Oh my god. How was that? For Paper Magazine. They were kind of going on the podcast, by the way.

Oh, OK. They were sweet. Theresa was like shockingly sincere, and I felt like pain. You know what I mean? I'm like, emanating from her. And she was really sweet and like, earnest and Melissa was actually a little more icy and well, she's on display, on display.

Yeah, she was Teresa was a little more like welcoming of me, like into her like orbit and Melissa was a little like very, you know, the veneer was up. It was kind of, I was, I thought it might have been the other way around, but yeah. No, Melissa's a big old phony. I've never liked Melissa. I don't like that she got on there the way she did. I think it's so shady and I still don't forgive her. I don't care if it's recent. I like how she got on there. I will never forgive her.

People have always had the trees has been very, very sweet and friendly in real life. She was really sweet and like she had like she had kind of like a publicist. It was like kind of the real life. She was really sweet and like she had like, she had kind of like a publicist who was like kind of translating their questions. So. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you know, the yoga's, you know, so it's, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, she was like, yeah, my friends and I used to go to limelight in the 80s, and we just, it was always like, I was asking her about like, fashions and her fashion sense. And she was kind of like, I asked her, oh, I feel this is me, whatever.

I was like, I was like, what's your, what would be your staple fashion? Like, what's your timeless fashion for you? Like, what's the most time she was kind of like, huh? And the publicist was like, like fashion that never goes out and she was like, oh yeah, like leopard.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was so sweet, that's so mean to me, whatever. No, it's all that I'm just so curious. She was so curious. My leopard. Yeah, my leopard. And she was like told you. She was so, she was so pretty. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, my left and she was like my friend and I would go to limelight together and we used to like compete who would have the crazy self that's together and I was like yes.

I want to know about your club kid days. Yeah, this is probably quite the scene. That's right. So, Carrie, thank you so much for coming on. Of course. I'm going to cry because I realized we didn't do any Dallas people on that island But it's too late the window. It's okay, you know, but we know Leanne would just go and terrorize everyone every night and that's absolutely comforting to know

So well, I thank you so much for having me on this was like a true joy for me as Great you can get up there. Oh God. You did so good. I'm gonna sleep better tonight knowing I'm gonna sleep because I left my ass off that I always have sleep. Oh my God. You're so kind But now this was so great and I'm really this was awesome. You guys are the best. So well Thank you so much. I'm gonna go follow carry on on on various social media. Please carry on on on various social media please and we'll be back next week oh my God next week is just gonna be a halacias in the best way because we got 2dc shows and like a million amazing shows are premiering on Bravo so it's it's gonna be the finest week in the history of Bravo yeah we're gonna have a lot of

odd hotel episodes and like drunken episodes. Like the weather we don't sleep. It's going to be really fun. I love when we get to do this. Yeah, I'm excited for you and your listeners. It's going to be wonderful. So thanks again for coming on and everyone, watch some rough news. Go to watchacrapans.com to get tickets for our various live shows.

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