Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: Bargain Debasement

Episode Date: October 1, 2019

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prep for Duncan. I have struggled to win things from donkin donuts for 20 years. And it wasn't till today that I won something from Duncan is not how we ate. Carrie Wells back on TV. God of Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. bring her back more. Gosh, I'll tell you what I all have not missed. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Bring her back more gosh. I'll tell you what I all have not missed bad Bad episodes and seasons of marriage medicine because I'm loving this season so far. Yeah, this season is really bringing it so far The out of the cast member today in this episode this week. I mean and wow nice choice Buffy

Buffy. Yeah, I like Buffy quite a bit. We saw her a little bit, I believe in the first episode she made an appearance, but this is like truly Buffy's coming out party. And I really like her a lot. I like her energy. I like her vibe. I'm into it. And she even brought a messy friend.

Oh, yeah. And she's rich. And she's really, really, really, really, really, really, really rich. And it's going to piss everybody off. Yeah. Her name is Buffy with an IE. Yeah. It's like she was pluralized at one point and they just dropped off the S. She's just the Buffy. So here we go, Mary Dmitrius and Scott is driving the kids around to a song that starts off saying the Trixi Monical of Mary to Medicine is like baby, dah, dah, dah, dah, baby, dah, dah, baby, dah, baby, dah, baby, dah, baby, dah, dah, dah,

make it rain, make it rain. Sorry, I was drinking my donkkin. I was drinking my donkkin. Wasn't ready to respond. I'm not sure about the three lines of this song, but wow. I don't get it. I wasn't ready to respond. I'm not sure about the three lines of this song, but wow. Well, I mean, through lines are not tricky, monical strength. But still, usually at least pick one subject and stick to it.

Like, is this about baby Dada or is this about make it rain? No, no. Make up your mind. You're wasting two songs in one trick. Maybe this is sort of her, we didn't start the fire moment, you know, she's just doing headlines. Yeah. Okay, blown away. Trixie, baby daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Da, da, make it right. So Scott is driving the kids around and he's asking them if they miss how mommy spoils them and my favorite daughter, forget her name, but she's my favorite. She's like, she doesn't spoil us. You spoil us!

She does that favorite kid thing where they just yell everything like emphatically, you know. You do! It's like a little baby Kelly Dodd. You want to live a Spartan lifestyle. You do this to us. Then some months over her office telling someone they need to be as cool as a pickle. Yeah. As she puts on gloves. Then Toya is harassing her contractor because she wants to move into her new house. That's made of cardboard and 45 miles away from civilization. Yeah. And she's doing that thing where you get a lot of attitude with people, hoping that it'll make them go faster, but it just makes you look stupid. You know, she's like, well, if I come in here, you're still going to be working on the breakout side.

It's like, Toya, you can't yell brick onto a wall, okay? Give them out of time. Can't yell brick onto a wall. Listen, Ron, he's been watching a lot of HGTV and he's very current with the process. Okay. And Toya, you are not current with it. Yeah, I'm very current. I just finished the season finale of Flip and X is okay. I know my home design.

Oh, what happened on the season finale? Oi. They sold the house. What else? They did. It was just kind of a regular, you know, we sold the house, but this time they had an ending party where they're like, Oh, it's high anniversary for three years of flipping X's. We should also mention, by the

way, what's her name again, the flipping X's lady? No, but Mina. Mina. So we should mention that we did a bonus episode about flipping X's a few weeks ago And I really I was I had some choice words for the show and I I was accusing the show of being totally scripted and I said you know I just I just felt like everything was canned and Mina actually tweeted at us and said I know it seems really really really fake but Shockingly this is how we talk to each other. So you heard it here first.

Mina has fake sounding banter with her ex, but it's actually real. Yeah, and she's coming to our Indianapolis show. Oh, yeah, she is going to come, which is really cool. And he better come and not wear a shirt. Yeah, come shirtless. So speaking of back to Mary Dmitri. So make it rain, make it rain, make it rain, make shirtless. So speaking of back to Mary D'Medicine. So make it rain, make it rain, make it rain, make it rain. So Jackie drives up to her big old house.

And now they're saying bring Dada, bring Dada, bring Dada, Dada, Dada. I'm really trying to get the music down on this show, but I just like I said through the line. It's elusive. You know, it's just, you have to graduate to a certain level to be able to understand Trixi's work on Meredith Medicine. This is really like her next level shit. This is like when Beyonce went from pop to doing her Beyonce albums, or maybe Radiohead.

It's like when Radiohead went from like, computer i think that's what was called to like whatever they do now which is basically like and you're like i don't get it but people like it's the most amazing thing i've ever heard or just like beork just all of york could be all of your all of your yeah so jacking Curtis so or at home i'll go ahead. Sorry, Ben. Yeah. Curtis is just sitting at the kitchen island with a bottle of water. And Jackie comes in

and it's like, so what you cook? And he's like, water, I made water. Like, why are you sitting at the kitchen island with a bottle of water? What did you just do? This is the most guilty looking thing you've ever done. Because no one just sits at a kitchen island with a bottle of water and just sits there. Like, really? I feel like Curtis is always at the kitchen island. Every time we see Curtis, he's just sitting at a kitchen island with a bottle of water and just sits there. Really? I feel like Curtis is always at the kitchen island. Every time we see Curtis, he's just sitting at the kitchen. I don't know about the bottle of water. I just feel like he was like, I'm going to do something that makes me look like I'm doing

something really normal. But secretly, I just boned a task rabbit. Yeah, he does have that guilty look all the time. So which I'm sure she would know if he had been the task rabbit, because you know there were cameras all over this house now. And you know that she's on his, like, find my friends on my cloud. Slipper is the new Ed. So, a couple of architects come over,

because they're going to remodel this McMatchin that they're in. And they name so, Norisis. The propane sisters. Did you the proper. What's that? No, you see, Candice, they sell out there from South Africa, and they're called the property sisters, the proper. The system like you get two brains for the price of one. So he occurs to merely just has like an erection. Two heads for the price of one.

I know I'm glad Heavenly didn't see these girls. You love them, or run your man? You let two holes make your room. You never let two holes do your bedroom. You let the holes into your bedroom, and next thing you know, you're losing your host. You're looking to man to those holes in the bedroom, and you're living room. Hey, what's gonna be remodel?

Your houseman's being dispraised the Lord. Just a guy to penis praise the Lord? Guess I gotta see praise the Lord's wife and the two of them praise the Lord get those holes out of the house Daddy so Jackie doesn't watch any HD TV at all Because they're asking her what she wants to do that, so she's like well, you know the front door I would like for that to be about 10 feet away from the front door. And the ceiling, that would be great. If we could take the roof off and make this another story, also would be great if a swimming pool could run through them. They're like, uh, ma'am, those are structural, okay? Like we brought you samples of couch fabric. So. Her request for so bizarre, it was like, I'd like to have an elevator that starts at about

three feet from where my knee is and goes about six feet and then just comes back down again. I don't know if that's a realistic request or useful. Jackie just wants to basically knock down the house. Which you need to just build the house at this point. Just knock it down and rebuild. Yeah. I mean, she's taking the time to do it.

Just build the house. Jackie, you've got the money. I mean, Toya could get it done in a year. You'd actually know what my cousin, Melissa. She and her family, they live out in Jersey over in the burbs over there. And they knocked down their house and rebuilt a new one. And they were like, it only took a year. And I was like, how did you do that in a year?

And she said, it's basically, it's faster just to knock it down and rebuild than to renovate something that's already there. So, so Jackie faster just to knock it down and rebuild than to renovate something that's already there. So, Jackie, listen to Melissa. Okay. Jackie, she knows. She knows.

Okay. Yeah. So, yeah, she wants everything. I'm trying to request escalators. And Curtis is doing that thing that the poor one and the relationship does, which is follow her around and say what he doesn't want. Like Curtis, you're living off the retirement of a high school coach. Okay. which is follow her around and say what he doesn't want. Curtis, you're living off the retirement of a high school coach.

I'm just making a wild stab of the dark here and saying that this is Jackie's money. So how about you just follow her around and say, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for taking me back and thank you for a better bathroom. How about that? Curtis, when you ask about what's paying for all these renovations, I'll tell you what's paying for it, your infidelity.

Okay, that's what's paying for this. Congrats, you have a debt that you have to pay back. And then part of that debt is watching your wife build a house of her dreams and you're not getting any say in it. Yeah, and she was like, well, you can sometimes be a Debbie Downer on my requests. I'm like, yes, don't listen to him. Okay, do this all while he's away. Although again, to be fair, her requests. I'm like, yes, don't listen to him. Okay, do this all while he's away.

Although again, to be fair, her requests are kind of like, I feel like they're not very well thought through. I'm not even sure she has any requests. I think she just has to come up with them on the spot because she's like, I want a chandelier in the closet and a group of wall here. I want a really long countertop. Even though I've got a giant island, I also want a long countertop, even though I've got a giant island,

I also want a long countertop. I'm like, none of these really make sense. Yeah, she's not really thinking through. She just wants to point and have it done, which, good for the sister team who's gonna make a shit ton of money on this house. This is gonna be like a $5 million remodel. And it's probably gonna fly to space.

It's just gonna be floating. It's just going to be floating. It's going to be a house that floats a little bit above the ground and the whole reason why she's going to have her house float is purely to watch Toya get confused. How do I get up into it? With sidewalks. Because that's all the way it goes about our sidewalks. Criticism's like, because the ladies are like, okay, should we talk about budget? And Jack is like, I don't operate like that,

which means A, she's gonna get fleeced. And B, I mean, she'll get fleeced. So Curtis is like, I remember ladies, I found you, I'm like, yeah, I'm not surprised. Not surprised at all. I can imagine pulling up to them in his old student baker. It's been a lot of price.

The Jackie just watched. He's just getting lot of price. The jack he just watched. He's just getting around for hot sisters to do his house. Yeah, you know that they're like the hostesses down in, you know, Buffalo Wild Wings. It's like, okay, I'm going to pay you guys each $50, say that you're architects. So it's like, why is my house painted in branch? Can somebody explain that? I'm sorry. I just was in my joke. I made it sound like two women can't be powerful

architects in design as I don't mean that at all. I just mean that Curtis is most likely to find an architect who works at Buffalo Wild Wings. That's all. I think we got it. I just want to make a joke. So Kontessa is taking her kids to a picnic. Go ahead and exciting time. So she's having it. Yeah, I was like, what's that? I was like, don't I think it's, I said it looks slightly cold out.

I was like, I don't, I don't like a slightly cold picnic. Well, hey, listen, it's, it's expensive to take the family out to lunch. Yeah, I was like, don't worry, Ronnie, you don't have to respond to that. It's just a statement I'm making. That's it. You can move on. I'll allow it. It's easier to shoot in a park, Ben.

Okay, there's your answer. Okay, there we go. So she's talking to one of her kids on the blanket and she's like, well, is it hard being without mommy? And she's like, yeah, I remember when we would watch TV in the room with mini grilled cheese sandwiches. And she's like, yeah, I remember when we would watch TV in the room with mini grilled cheese sandwiches. And she's like, I'm sorry. Why do you think we don't do that anymore?

Because you just fucking butt your kids to go to school. That's why. Why are you acting like, come on, Kitesa. I also am sorry. I'm sorry, I'm gone. I'm buying your love back with this milkshake. Right. There's a weird part of me that also kind of feels like undoubtedly

what the kids are saying is true, I mean, obviously. But also, you know, kids are famously impressionable witnesses and they will sometimes agree with whatever thought you put in their head. So like when Kandasas, and it happens a few times in the episode and she's like, do you get kind of angry, do you get kind of lonely? Because mommy's not there, they're like, yeah. I'm like, do you get kind of angry? Do you get kind of lonely? Cause mommy's not there.

They're like, yeah. I'm like, you could have probably said anything. Like, do you get kind of angry? Cause we didn't go to subway last night. Yeah. Oh my god. You know, I just got spout. I kind of feel like condescent is leading it.

She is. She's leading the witness, okay? Cause she tells, she tells, what's all the kids are there? She's like, so is data get helper? Yeah. Does he help you the way you want though?'s like, so is that a good helper? Yeah. Does he help you the way you want though? I mean, have you been learning what the way he's helping you

or have you been stressed with the ways working you? Stress, because that's the last word you said. Oh, well, what does stressed mean? Does it mean angry? Does it mean sad? He's like, oh, you're saying too many words sad. I'm just like, yes. Well, I wish he was better at supporting them emotionally.

Don't get on his ass. I think you're asking a lot and he's doing it. Yeah, no, but obviously the kids also do have these real feelings. And so they are talking about how they are like, they miss her, but they're also so sweet. I mean, once again, it's that crazy Bravo thing where the kids are just really wonderful.

And so the daughter, just one of the daughters is like, Mommy, I don't wanna pressure on you, but pressure on you, because I know you're almost done. And then the son is like, well, she's almost done with this year, but then she's still next year. Which I just thought was funny because they were sweet and sassy at the same time.

Yeah, and she's like, oh, you've been telling me my schedule? Well, that's great Scott. Thanks a lot. Okay, I wish I had more support. I'm a writer-died. You're not. That's it. Geez. And then the daughter is basically like the other daughter, the youngest daughter, she's just like, you should stay with us because sometimes I forget about you. I'm telling the truth. I'm telling the truth. That's the daughter who's emphatic about everything. So now somehow Scott's fault. I'm not a contested. I'm not like. So now we learn that. So now we learn that that That's okay. That's okay. So Simone's Since now we're learning that Buffy is gonna be throwing an end of the season tax party

Which is sort of funny because it reminds me of when Toya through a I paid off my taxes party, but there's you know, it's subtle difference So they're doing an end of season tax party and party and the outfit can't cost more than $500, which I think for almost all of us is pretty easy goal to hit. For me, I'm like, great. I will put on my $15 shirt that I got from Forever 21. Yes, I'm 40 and I have shirts from Forever 21. It's sad, but it's true.

And I'll put on my Gap jeans that I got on sale for $25 and some socks from Target. And I'm good to go. Yeah. And they're like, this is so hard. So Jackie and Simone are driving together and she only spent $75 for her whole outfit. But her underpiece, I guess she met her bras in 95,

but still very nice. And she looks good. You know, it just goes to show you, some people can have no money and dress really well, and some people can have no money and dress toya. Yeah. Wow, toya. Wow. I know, I know toya really was like, she, this, this theme was a challenge for her on many

different levels. Yes. This theme was a challenge for her. I'm many different. Yes. Yeah, you think that the person who'd actually experienced the theme of this party in real life would be a little bit better at this. But I mean, it's a lot of fun. She's like, Noah, I mean, what sort of theme is this? I mean, I never heard of this theme.

No one in Atlanta wants to come and be frugal. I'm like, do you remember how you got into a tax mess remember that yeah At that time for big over the top So then heavenly and quad are driving and heavenly just staring at quads because I've under your titties for that big Hey, son Lord, Prince Lord, Prince of titty Lord big big titties Christy Lord Daddy, praise the Lord, big, big titties. Prince of TV Lord. Daddy, Prince of Lord, don't look at this daddy. I'm locked, don't wanna smack a bitch, look like-

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah, so quiet it's like- Oh, it was $212. Mother could keep a budget, honey, and look damn good while I was doing it. I sat down with some own fruit talk and I would like an apology for less than five hundred dollars. I went to saxford avenue and I said where could I get it out there. That's less than five hundred dollars and you know what they said to me. it. That's less than $500 and you know what they said to me. They said we have a lovely selection of affordable tops and bottoms and they pointed me to the corner. They pointed

me to the corner. So back in the other car some mosaic she's such a victim. And Jackie's like well, would sorry bridge the gap and she's like no How many times will I have to apologize for this bullshit? Ah crab boy crab boy crab boy Yeah, the crabs are gone. They're either eating or dead. No more apologies So then heavenly tells Quad that she's finally made up with Simone. And she's like, well, I was the bigger person in that situation. You know, so maybe you can do that. And Quad's like, maybe your journey is working for you, Heavenly.

Listen, I know it's called a journey because it doesn't happen in two seconds. Heavenly's really taking this Heavenly 3 point other thing to a new level. The journey is, I mean, yes, it's a journey, but it's like a journey in the way that when light finally reaches our telescopes after 375 million light years, it's like, yes, that's a journey, but it's a long journey. It's a very, very long journey, and I don't think we're going to be there for all of it. Yeah. It's something on a website, like coming journey and I don't think we're going to be there for all of it. Yeah, it's something on a website like coming soon and it never comes. It's a heavenly journey.

Yeah. So Jackie arrives and she's like, oh, nice house. Someone goes, it's right up your alley. Very sterile. It's true. So enter the house manager, Sylvia. Yeah. This is going to be a point of contention, I think. I think so too. You know, Buffy had a lot of characters for some

for Buffy being a friend of the fact that she already had like two different characters in her world that got Kairans. I thought was sort of surprising. Yeah, they're really committing to Buffy. I feel like. I'm okay with that. Buffy seems like she's got potential. So far, she might be the best thing that we've had since Joel the Daffodil. Mhmm, baby. So Simone introduces everybody to Sylvia, the house manager, and Jackie's like, so do you manage more than one house at a time?

Do you understand where I'm going with this? Do you need a part-time job? Is what I'm saying is, will you come, okay, and here's my key. And do you know where I'm going with this, don't you? You already had enough filters. So we meet Buffie. I miss. Oh what? Oh nothing, nothing, nothing, you just go ahead. Oh sorry, no, I don't mean to cut you off. Steepest Skype delays. You didn't cut me off. It was Skype. It was Skype's fault. Skype's a bitch. Okay. So Buffy comes out and she's like, welcome to our home.

And Simone introduced us her as Buffy budget, because she's the richest one here and now she's making them all do a budget party. Yes, exactly. So Mariah shows up with Aiden and they're like, so Mariah, you know that there's a $500 limit. So what did you, how much is everything called? She's like, well, I, I, these shoes are 280 euros. So it's like, okay, so that's already like $420. Great. All right. Yeah. She's like, I'm not doing this, okay. As they're walking up, Eden goes, God, the flower smell good. And she goes, smells like old money.

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We'll talk about what went right and wrong. What would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. you can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Also, have you noticed that Simone is carrying another clear purse? Like she's last year it was her clear shoes with $100 bills in them or $20. I don't I don't remember the bill size, but now she's got a clear purse

showing all of her money in receipts. I don't know what you're trying to do with this clear things, but I don't like this. I don't like this trend, Simone. I feel like the idea of a clear purse is not smart. I just feel like it attracts people who want to mug you. But that's just me and my own paranoia of muggers, I suppose. Yeah, anyway, I just want to know when Simone decided

like clear things, that's going to know when Simone decided like clear things. That's going to be my, that's going to be my through line. Clear thing. She really thought that when she signed up for clear at the airport, that it was like a mandate for her life. He tried to become a Scientologist, but she took away too literally. She's like, I am going clear. So I'll tell you who's not going to get mugged.

Eugene and Toya. Eugene chose up in a teacher. Toya's wearing, I don't you who's not going to get mugged. Eugene and Toya. Eugene shows up in a t-shirt. Toya's wearing, I don't even know what that was. It was like, I can't even describe it. And not only can I not describe it, but it was one of the most expensive outfits of the entire night. It was at $450.

It cost $452, but then she was up there bragging that it was cost less than $400. So there was all sorts of weird things happening. It looks like the very end of a child's birthday party where everybody's left. And you just look at the floor of the Chuck E cheese. That's what it looked like. I'm going to go with that. I'm not even going to try to build off that. I'm not going to riff on it. I'm just going to accept it because it's so true. So the producer asked Mariah, what do you think of Toria's outfit? And she's like, I am going gonna show it to you. Nope. Nope. She's like, I'm not gonna do this. It's too easy.

And I'm gonna come out too hard. So Toria's like, Buffy, you're not on the budget. And she goes, I am on a budget for my tax bracket. I love that. Buffy tells us Buffy gets her first confessional and she says, I would say my family is comfortable. Not wealthy. Of course. Well, the people say they're comfortable. I was like, okay, I really love her. So when we see her husband, Dr. David handlebar mustacheelbar, that's all we have to know about him. Yeah, Handelbar. Wacky Handelbar guy. Handelbars. Handelbars. Handelbar, he's like, hello, it's a Handelbar. I just wanted to say thank you so much for the invitation.

My husband couldn't make it, God bless y'all. Daddy couldn't make it. His scripts were in the wash, so he had nothing to wear. Written on, Written on. So, Quad and Simone hug high. And there's like very nice. And Simone is like, see, quad. This is different energy.

This is what I would have liked to have seen. Not some sideways straw opening. Whatever did happen with that straw you were abusing last time I saw you. Well I transpired was at the straw. A straw broke the camel's back and I was the camel. The camel was on. I was the camel that transpired without its back broken.

My straw. You were coming at me like you were irritated. It's like I came in hurt Is that what I came in? I came in I heard And an hour late, but hurt I was hurt Hurt my time I still feel our relationship isn't where it once was and some moments like like, uh, yeah, you left me feeling like that was pretty much over, right?

And she's like, never say never. Never say never. Look that little bird in American tail once saying, never say never. It's hard to keep track of quad's different feelings about me and her wings. And Heavenly's like, has anybody heard from Contessa? She have not come. She have not called. Why is heavily talking like this today? I love it. She have not come. She's like, she's narrating like a movie about the Queen of England I would like to see that actually I would really like to see that Okay, make her do like a Ken Burns documentary

Abigail I don't know when I see you next this war reaches on for the wee hours But I hope to get back to you in Archie Lodrun, Jonathan and Sam. You will Sam! And the Beezard. It's no... Elopieser. I don't even know what that word is. That name is Elopieser. It sounded right. It sounded... It's Elopieser.

Sam, daddy. Sad daddy So Mariah is asking Buffy she's with Jackie and they're talking to Buffy and she's like so Sylvia she's connected to the home and Jackiz like, uh, you grew up like that. So that's what you're used to. Not me. That's why I sighed I sell via. Like, you sighed I, everybody. That's why. Yeah. Exactly.

She's, and that makes sense because I could not understand what they were talking about. And so this makes sense why Mariah was like, I grew up with a nanny. Her name was Lucy. It's my side, I'm my mother. like, I grew up with a nanny, her name was Lucy. So my side, I'm my mother. You're my mother, are my nanny. She was the teacher, the nanny, the cook, and the preacher. So Heavenly joins Simone Jackie and others.

And Heavenly's like, that is not cheap, Mariah. That is not cheap, I'm praise the Lord. And Mariah's like, well, you know, I will say this, heavenly cheap dresses look good on you. And then heavenly says something about big, like, you know, big sizes and real women. I think she said that like big sizes are the first to go for real women.

And then she just looks at Jack and goes, say something, say something. I dare you to. As she tells us. I just said, your dress is gorgeous for someone who doesn't believe that fit is the new edge. That's it. Your dress looks gorgeous and it goes very well with diabetes so I hope you're enjoying

that. So I haven't let you tell us. diabetes so I hope you're enjoying that. So Heavenly tells us, Mariah should know cheap because her mama, ba! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Her journey is working, she actually stops mid-moment joke this time. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

So Sylvia brings over, or Buffy brings over Sylvia to introduce them, to introduce her to everybody. And Heavenly goes, wait a minute, she take care of everybody and Buffy's like well primarily me and my dogs and she's how about you man Yeah, and Buffy's like well I take care of him I do tricks every night and Heavenly's like oh daddy, I don't care how many tricks you do if a man wants a cheat, I'll say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a sad say a man wants a cheat, a sliders ass, a sliders ass for that sexy Brazilian woman, who is not? And then I just cut the courthouse just sitting there.

I love that heavenly just thinks everybody is after daddy at all times. Yeah. You can't have any other woman within the vicinity because it's too, it's like a remote control. You know, if it's close enough, you'll just turn on the TV for no reason. You know, you just can't help. Men just can't help themselves. No one can control themselves around daddy.

Yeah, no one can control themselves. Oh, hi, I'm daddy. Yeah, they're all talking to it. So the guys are all talking to each other. And Eugene's like, oh, you did under 500. Oh, Aiden did not even play this game. Okay, he lost. Look at me.

I'm, I'm 450. I didn't even bring my phone. He's in the T- Well, prepare with a recess. Uncle Sam is like calling whoever the helli wants to in Singapore So then we now meet our next breakout star her name is josslyn although her name is spelled joselyn joselyn Hose maybe Jose a line what either way josslyn so she's this woman. She has this big hair She's very sort of like sexy slinky and so she Starts sort of stalking through the yard.

And we just don't even tell she's trouble. Just the way she looks, her look, the way that she's moving to the crab, we're like, uh-oh. This is not going to go. Whatever's going to happen is not going to go well. Yes, Jocelyn is here for her audition, and she is ready to quickball James. Like, the second she gets in that room with feeling.

So she's Saunter's app, and heavenly is like, Quickball James like the second she gets in that room with feeling so she she Saunchers up and heavenly it's like oh you have her around your husband to you and Buffy starts cracking up and Buffy's like I just love you heavenly I just love you and heavenly still won't let out she's like you got bitches like that around your man so so Buffy starts telling us that she's known Joss some for about five years and that, you know, she's really crazy but deep down inside she's a good person which means that she's just really crazy. And, and so Joss Lynn, Joss Lynn, she's kind of annoying actually because she's like, and she's someone who like thinks that like she just discovered motherhood.

Like she has the inside track on motherhoods really all about. So she comes in and she starts talking about giving birth in a birthing center. Because Simone obviously seems to know her because someone's like, tell, talk about your experience at a birthing center. So she starts talking about that. And then she starts talking about how she takes her kid to school every day. I pick my kid up every morning and taking the school and picking them up from school every day.

Then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then she didn't do an epidural, which is like, whoa, you are the best mother in the world. Right. But you can see that she has all these like, these like red badges of courage that she's given herself for doing all these things. I feel like most moms that I know would be like, I have not drawn a mic into school every day. Get on the

damn school bus, okay? I'm not doing it. I have to live my life. So the fact that she's like bragging about it, I think it's hilarious. I'm not saying it's anything wrong with taking your kid to school every day, but that she's bragging about it. I feel like most the other moms are like, okay, this makes you special because so you're not making good use of your time when there's a full-on service that allows you to put your kid on a bus. Yeah, it's weird. It's a weird way to open with a new group of people.

You know, she's like, yeah, I went to a birthing center. I didn't even have an epidural. I don't have any help. I take her to school. I pick her up. I feed her. It's like, okay.

Odd laundry. They're all moms. I should say most of them are moms. So it's not really impressing them, it's clear. Right. But she's trying to actually be, Toya's actually trying to be friendly, and she's like, yeah, it's a job, isn't it?

And Jossin's like, not really. Yeah, she's like, it's called being a mother. I don't really look at it as a job. And she goes, well, be the mother is a full-time job. So she goes, oh, yeah, I don't think so. But you know uh, uh, being a brother is a full-time job. So she goes, oh, yeah, I don't think so. Uh, but you know what, we're going to keep letting you live it up and not paying your taxes. What? What? You know, it's, it's, it's bad. It's bad when Toya is the one who understands like the abstract, uh, metaphor. You know, it's like, it's like it's like lady toil was not being literal. Okay. She knows it's not an actual job with like a boss and a

Like a w2 that you have to fill out. Okay. Yeah, she's just coming for Toria to come for Toria to get on the show You know, it's pretty obvious and so heavenly is like well, how does toss and I know about Toria's taxes? Oh, that's right Everybody does pays Praise the Lord, Shane. Praise the Lord. So, Toya answers, she's like, well, the experience my husband and I went through, brought us closer together, and it was wonderful, and it is, you know, now we're a great happy couple. I hope that what day you could experience that. And then it goes, and Jocelyn flagged.

Oh, well, where are you right now because you're looking real thrifty tonight? Yeah, at the party where everybody has to dress under $500. I'm just like, I'm supposed to, I'm supposed to. Oh, Jocelyn, you know, you get an A for effort, Jocelyn. And then Jocelyn's like, I don't know where you want me to get to, but bitch, I'm not going where you're going. I'm like, okay, Jocelyn, now you're just saying words.

Yeah, now you're just wasting our time. Okay. You're wasting your time and thank you, by the way. Toilet will do enough to piss you off. You don't need to come in with storylines from two seasons ago to try and get a job. Okay, just stop. Yeah. Well, being a housewife is a full-time job.

No. Um, so, uh, so Toya's like, okay, fuck this bitch. Toya has grown up a lot because she has been, she's had a few times the season where people have come at her. Contessa said that, that Eugene was a, with the definition of a bitch now this woman. And Toya has knock on into a fight. She's sort of like removed herself in the situation.

It's sort of strange. Yeah, it is. And especially, I think it's because she doesn't really have anything to use against this girl yet. She's like, who are you? Like, I don't even know how to come at you yet, you know? So Moraz's like, let's go to the bathroom. Let's go to the bathroom. So she's like, I did not come here to be harassed, to be disrespected.

I'm about to sit here and argue with some ghetto bitch So Buffy goes to the bathroom where they are. Oh, well where the girls are. She's like listen to you know You have been nothing but kind to me and so I was like, oh, yeah, that's your Fred. That's your Fred and Buffy says, yeah, she's my friend and she's my client and I can't control other people And Buffy says, yeah, she's my friend and she's my client and I can't control other people. She's like, well, I could tell you this Buffy, they're the by-girls would ever do something like that. And then they just show a clip of Toya going off on Simone. Yeah.

And all sorts of people. And then almost on Ujjian shows up at the door. He's like, um, that hood chick just cussed me out. Like, what? And so basically, like, Jocelyn had walked up to Curtis and Eugene in the line. And I guess Jocelyn didn't know that Eugene was married to Toia and made some comment about basically Toia being a ho-ho. And Eugene was like, don't call my life a ho. And then Jocelyn cursed out Eugene, which is so funny because Eugene is so nice. And I just like the idea of

someone cursing at Eugene. I could just imagine him just staring and being like, uh, I'm going to the bathroom. Yeah. I'm going to go tell my wife. So then, Toria's like, she knows she thinks about Buddy, but let me tell you something. Buddy, does it fix ignorant? Separate it yourself from it does.

Like, what? I think separating yourself from ignorance just makes you more ignorant too, by the way. Is that the whole problem with ignorance? I don't know. These are just deep questions. It sounds like you're separating yourself from money doesn't fix it, Trance. Whatever.

It's another head scratcher of a Toyota moment. What you should have did was say something. What you should have did was remind of that being a house officer's full-time job. So it's like I've never been to a party where I had to wear cheap shit and get chewed out by cheap tricks. So it's like, okay, that one's better. I can follow that. Yeah.

So, so then, so, Toya is all annoyed from this party. And now we go to a place called Honeybubble, where Mariah and Toya are getting a coffee. And by the way, fun fact, Honeybubble is the number one name i would expect uh... of a coffee shop that maryan toya would go to i like a bubble that ujian isn't it like uh... bobatie place or whatever

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We the jury here do fine quad guilty I also would love to see Toyota on a jury duty just to see how confused should be What was happening? Which is the what the which is the what this gonna sell be house with sidewalks? With duty. With duty. You can imagine what that courtroom was probably like when Toya showed up. They're like, okay, it's time for four deer,

and let's load everyone into the, okay, we got Toya in here. Everyone, do we want to just call recess for the day or do we wanna maybe ask you some questions and see where this goes, because it's hilarious? the okay, we got to in here. Everyone do we want to just like call recess for the day Or do we want to like maybe ask her some questions and see where this goes because it's hilarious I mean we all admit like case dismissed at this point, right? We haven't even started the case is dismissed. Toyos here, right? Toyos just be like I don't know My I think cost three hundred dollars. That's how much I know This so they start talking about Buffy and she's like I don't want to talk about Buffy

Fuck that, you know my kid. I'm in a new place my kitchen quarter in new school So they start talking about Buffy and she's like, I don't want to talk about Buffy. Fuck that. You know, I'm in a new place. My kids are going to a new school. I have to deal with new neighbors. You want me to sit here with a grown-ass woman? No. Can't control it.

Not going to do it. Yeah. So she's like, let's find something more interesting to talk about. Another Toya party. So, Toya for like the first of a hundred times goes, so everywhere knows, I love a big party. This says that the whole episode, as everywhere knows about B. So, everywhere knows about B.

So, she's gonna do a painting sip, which is where you paint and sip booze. And apparently with Nick and men, so I'm signing me up when we're in Atlanta. I'll do one So she's gonna do it. It's gonna be small and intimate with only her closest 200 friends. So So now we go over to dr. Contestus house and It's like the morning. It's in the morning and the kids in sky and everyone's getting ready for their day and everything and you're You know what you're right that I wrote down a note too about that girl

who's empathetic about everything, and Scott was taking the little girl and the boy, out to go to soccer and do whatever, and the daughter was like, by landing, by Layla. Which was so cute, because I feel like as a kid, I never said like a formal goodbye to my brother, anytime I went somewhere, you know.

No, he didn't, well that's rude. Well, I mean, if I was gonna go with like a formal goodbye to my brother anytime I went somewhere, you know? No, you didn't. Well, that's rude. Well, I mean, if I was going to go with my dad to go to the Zoom market, I wouldn't yell out like, bye, Dan, you know? I do. I still do. Bye, Carly. Maybe I did. I don't know. Maybe I've blocked off that part of my life where I said farewell to people. I think it was a very traumatic time. I was immune. It's the point of people. I think it was a very traumatic time.

I was immune. It was the point that I thought it was really cute. She's cute. So it leaves Kintessa alone to talk with her daughter. And she's like, oh, Lauren. So she's like, Lauren, will you help me clean the kitchen? Okay, how's it going? She goes, good enough, I guess.

Well, what does that mean? That you're mad at your father? That your father is doing a terrible job what does it mean and she tells her that there there was this boy messing around with her during the game and she said stop messing around and then he threw a ball at her well he tried but then she got the ball and she threw right she threw it right in his face he had it coming he had it coming and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and contest is like that is not He had it coming. He had it coming.

And contest is like, that is not how you deal with people who irritate you, not appropriate. Next time someone throws a ball at your face, you say, this hurt because my father is not doing a good enough job raising me what my mother's away. Okay. Got that. Okay, got what next time someone throws a ball at you instead of throwing a ball at the back of their face remind them that the person that they love the most in life is the definition of the bitch. So for Lawrence, like, well, sometimes I go downstairs and I pretend he's making me angry and then I punch the wall and she's like, okay, I think we should sit down. Yeah, let's talk about this.

Now, what makes you angry? Does mommy make you angry? Does mommy sometimes make you angry? What does mommy do to make you angry? Not be here where you need me and leave you in the hands of your completely incompetent father. That's what I thought. Yeah, it was actually like sort of a heartbreak and seem a little bit. But you know, whatever, the daughter's cute and sweet and I really liked that when contest I was like, do you want to help me clean the kitchen?

The daughter was like, yeah, sure. I was like, whoa. Yeah, you know, you've raised the kid right when they're like, yeah, okay, let's clean the kitchen. Yeah, sounds like a great idea, mom. So I was like, oh, you mother! God, Ronnie's first words. What did you say? Ronnie's first words What did you say Ronnie's first words? Okay, so we're going to a party set up for Toria's birthday and there's a big jar

The not jar but container of like store-bought pink lemonade and I'm not I am condescending store-bought pink lemonade Only because the song is like no one's riches me no one's riches me no one no one no one no one no one's riches me it's like oh go go go go go go go go go well say what you will best store about pink lemonade but I'm sort of into it well there you go make a stand yeah I'm taking a stand on that one so it's the sip and see I'm not sip and see it's the painting sip party and so of course we have two shirtless models. I was about to say we've gotten pretty far into the season without shirtless models showing up. So I'm glad we finally got them. It was like weird. It felt weird that we didn't have one. So they're there.

And Toya, she's like, well, I'm about to never one because the group is really fractured right now. So I'm about to never one because the group is really fractured right now. So I'm about to never won because the producer is only out to invite everyone. Everyone except Buffy. And basically, Toya told Simone that she does not want Simone to bring Buffy. Do not bring Buffy. Yeah, she's like, I don't have any history with her, which we know means that she will bring Buffy. We can meet each other. which we know means that she will bring Puffy. Let me give you the idea.

Yeah. So everybody starts to get ready to come to this party and quad and heavenly are together and they face time contest. And they're like, what are you doing? And she's like, well, I had to take the babies to see Elvis fly. Is that what she said? Elephants fly. She's like, I had to take the babies to see elephants fly because I told them

Toya would never invite me to her birthday party. So when she did I said, let's go see elephants fly. They're like a What a way through a facetime like Seriously also did you notice that the camera kept on doing close-ups extreme close-ups of bow tie pasta? It was like every other shot was like, Bo-Tie pasta. And look, Bo-Tie pasta. You know what, sexy? Not models with shirts off.

Bo-Tie pasta. So, they're like, Trixie, we need a song to go with the shots of Bo-Tie pasta. We need something fantastic. Make it as close to being about Bo-Tie pasta as you can. She's like, all right, stop it, stop it, stop it. Party party, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. Like, okay, well, I guess we're paying you $5, so we'll accept that. Okay. We will accept your entry for both iPostas. So Marisha's up first with a nice big cake and Tori's like, what a gift.

I told you no gifts. Well, it's just a cake. Oh, champagne too. Oh, that's nice. I told you not to show up with gift champagne and a cake to something else, right? Is this something at P.C.W.F. sidewalks in the card? Thank you.

And then Carrie shows up. Our dear Carrie Wells. Her name's Carrie Wells, right? Yeah. Is that someone's a Carrie Wells? I don't know. I'll go with that though. Sounds good to me. I'm like, is Carrie Wells, is it, is her name Carrie Wells? Or is that like someone I want to college with? I know. Just name dropping friends from a past. Is someone from Dr. Quinn Medicine? It's like one of those names, you know? So, Toria, it's like, well, what I've done

is if I had people, I've had issues with it the past. And Mariah goes, why? And Carrie says, why? You'll hear she had issues with you in the past. And then they all start cracking up. She's like, Carrie, we don't need you to be shady, okay? Oh, Carrie Wells, the shade of it all, Carrie, the shade of it all.

Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. I flying it from the day to the morning. Was that one of the songs? Yeah, it was one of the songs. I was just cracking up that they kept doing the song from the day to the morning. Yeah, well, that's what I wrote. Who knows how reliable that is. Is that what it was? Yeah. So funny. So a lot, which I guess would be almost 24 hours. It's like there's those two hours where you're just like taking a break from flotting it. I'm just taking it to the morning.

So everybody starts showing up and heavenly, of course, walks in and goes, it's not carried by the Lord. It's not carried by the Lord. And then Contessa shows up and she sees Toy. I just like, happy birthday, gorgeous. And she's like, this big hug. I was like, what's where did this come from? I mean, last time we saw you two together,

you were calling her Eugene, the definition of a bitch. Yeah. And Toy is like, I just wanted us to be at a place where we could talk. And she's like, yes, well, this has always been beautiful and good, this part. I mean,, you know this part that we're doing right now This part has been beautiful. You know, it's to punching me in the boob part. That's yeah, that's probably better So I grabbed you do we do a scan and to make sure there's no crabs in this place. I don't want to get punched

Yeah, it'll stay beautiful as long as there's no crabs, okay? So Torias like the past is the past, but Simone is still not there. So, Tories, during that, she loves to shame people on a phone in front of everybody else at her parties. This is now a tradition where she calls Simone loudly so everyone can hear her getting on a rast for being late. And Simone's like, well, I am five minutes away. Buffy and I will be there shortly. She's like, uh, great. Little was leave buffable, huh?

Also, Quad showed up in like a little blonde wig, and Toyo was like, ooh, Quad went to the Nini's hedge vessa. Girl, you look like old Nini. Which was sort of weird because like, I mean, we've had crossovers before. Jackie has shown up on Atlanta several times. And we've had like, I mean, we've had crossovers before, Jackie has shown up on Atlanta several times. And we've had like, I think quad as appeared in the background,

but it was just kind of funny to hear Toya refer to Nini without any like, without going through the motions of like acting, like without going through the motions of acknowledging that the odd, some people in the audience may not watch Atlanta or may not know who Nini was. It was just like, yes, you should know who Nini is because we're on the audience, some people in the audience may not watch Atlanta or may not know who Neenie was. It was just like, yes, you should know who Neenie is because we're on the same network and we have the same shows.

It was sort of like kind of weird, right? I loved it. And they were wearing exactly the same wig. So, they were. They were. So Simone arrives with Buffy and she's like, are you ready to fight just teasing? And definitely. Oh, go ahead.

Have a little excuse making these noises. Do you notice that? Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. and Toya announces to everybody. Simone brought her girlfriend, whose party I was at last week, where her girlfriend attacked me. It's classic Toya. So then Toya starts addressing the group and she says, well, we have been, everyone,

now we've been waiting for Simone and Buffy who I didn't know about to come. And the reason My I wanted to have a small intimate group Simone is because I wanted to involve everyone Simple Buffy and what's going on? So Buffy could you close the ears for a second and like walk out the door. Thank you. Okay Yeah, and Buffy's like, okay, so she gives them the bad news about losing the baby Yeah, and Buffy's like, oh, okay. So she gives them the bad news about losing the baby, which is really sad.

Everybody's like, oh, God, that's so sad. It's like, okay, let's have some, let's have our bottles for painting come out. And, uh, Heavenly just looks so mad that they have to paint flowers or whatever the hell. And it's strippers, of course. Yeah. Which is funny, given that Heavenly has such distinct opinions about strippers. So they come out there and they're naked. And Heavenly's like, oh my lord, I'm not gonna tell daddy about this daddy.

And they're all, you know, like, oh my god, oh my god. And then there's like a big close-up of one of the strippers' asses. And it just says to be continued, like black, like a black bar across the ass to be continued. Like a big zitty butt. It was gross. It was not the best way to end this. like a black bar across the ass to be kind of like a big zitty but it was gross. Yeah, it's not the best way to end this. But I like when he only saw one of the strippers had a big crucifix

tattoo down his chest and she goes, I'm gonna draw Jesus. I said I was gonna draw Jesus. And she will. Yeah, so this episode ended with a nice big zitty but enjoy everyone. Thanks so much for joining us for marriage of medicine We're gonna be up in Atlanta in a couple weeks to get your ticket next week. Yes next week Well today's the 30th and we're gonna be there the 12th

It's next week I mean, it's a it's crazy. It's the 30th. It's the Monday, but it's gonna be next Saturday It's crazy time goes by very quickly. Yeah, sure does everybody. So we'll see you over in ATL. Okay. Thanks for being here guys. Bye everyone Hey prime members, you can listen to watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.

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