Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble

Episode Date: October 22, 2019

The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Watch what Kids what happens when there's so much that happens Watch what Watch what happens Kids what happens when there's so much that happens I'm Ben Madelker of the Real Housewares of Kitchen Island, which is a cartoon on YouTube. It's a parody of Real Housewares of New York, a new episode coming very soon. And joining me is the wonderful, hilarious co-host of Rose Pricks Batcher Rose podcast. It's Ronnie Carram.

What's going on, Ronnie? Well, how man? Well, it's so good to hear your voice. I've been away from you for all of about 24 hours. It feels like 36 hours. Yes, I do. I've become dependent on you. It will depend on you.

So Ronnie and I had such an amazing time. Thank you to everyone in Richmond and in Carbureau Chapel Hill who showed us such a great time over the past few days. That was so fun for us. We had a really really great time and starting up in November we're going to a whole bunch of new places. We're going to Tampa. We're going to Fort Lauderdale. There may be some guests who knows and then we're going to Indianapolis That's Bravo Con weekend if you didn't get tickets to Bravo Con then come see us in Indianapolis Chicago two shows one show only has a few VIP tickets left

So get those two two sold out shows in New York City St. Louis, which is also getting very low two shows in Philadelphia Denver Ending the year in Seattle, and then we start back up again with the Golden Crappies in January, and then we got Detroit and Columbus, two shows in Austin, Houston, big, exciting show in New Orleans. We sold a whole bunch of those tickets over the weekend. So if you want to come see us in Nola, which is going to be the biggest party, you better get your tickets really soon. And then we're going to Kansas City or Lawrence, Kansas, and Omaha, Nebraska.

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because if anything these past few days showed us is that like it's so great getting to meet the crap and gang and when crap and peeps get together it is just the best party. So so thank you for everyone who came and is planning to come. Yeah everybody thank you so much. Today I'm doing this show from my mother's house, my mom and dad's house in Texas. I'm visiting Texas. So if you hear some rustling, it's because I'm in bed with beular. Just because there's no desk, my height. All right, I need to haggard-sized desk and they don't have one.

So I'm in bed just rustling around at my mom's. Golden pillows with feathers and glitter. I'm just having a ronda kind of day. Well, maybe we need to have like a call back to couch desk. That used to be your number one accessory on the podcast for like at least a year. Well, then I gained a lot of weight and so now I have my stomachs.

I just put my like iPad, it's, when you gain weight, like it sucks for a lot of reasons, but it's good for some reasons and that is one of them. Another is that Bueller has like a head warmer at night. He puts his head under my stomach and just sleeps. Bueller is so cute and he went on such a cute adventure going to getting to where you are. By the way, were those?

I saw on Stephanie Holman's Instagram that there were these crazy storms that went right through Dallas and like, took down trees and power lines. And I guess there was a tornado. Did you guys get any of that up in Austin? No, we just saw the lightning from it. Really? We had a lot of lightning.

I don't even know if it was from that, but there was like a lightning storm. I don't know. It's so weird to be somewhere with weather. Being in Los Angeles, you know, it's like lightning in three different places. I just stare at it like it's magic. I know me too. The storm is probably like, well, we could go to Austin, but so many hipsters Let's go attack Liam I'm not in hipster Austin. I'm in like country Austin. Baby. I'm outside of Austin. I'm really excited to go back in January And we're gonna have a really fun time. Yeah, we are. Oh hell yeah, we are. I'm gonna get a hotel with you down there

We're gonna party party party and awesome. We're gonna party party in LA. Yeah, baby. We're gonna do our own South by crap by crap West. It's happening again. Yeah. So today we are covering Mary to Madison. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Oh good, my heaven leaves back. Remember last week I was like struggling with my heavenly

now I was like, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Yeah, you were having, because you were doing so many shows, you know? week I my heavenly I was like struggling with my heavenly now like yeah you were having because you were doing so many shows you know something more than I have in my space yeah it was a sort of like a lower muppet space almost like a cousin of scooter and skater it's like scooter skater in and mine's more in the I don't know, I guess mine's more of the opening up a stiff kitchen drawer I'm gonna start going to vocal lessons just so I can get that high register back. I need that My instrument is warm today. I'm like, I'm like, I can, I should be singing karaoke right now.

Give me some Whitney. This is like, this is when my voice is ready for saving all my love for you. I used to have this, I'm sorry everyone, we will eventually get to a recap, but this is no very important anecdote for me to tell, which is that I used to have this video game for my PS2 called American Idol karaoke revolution and it came with a microphone and you know you'd say it was a karaoke and they would judge you and it could it could hear the tone and they would show the notes and if you were like if you hit the notes properly there was like a little cursor and it would be like right

where it needs to be and then sign in and Randy and the fake Paul Abdul because Paul Abdul did not sign off on letting her like disappear in this game So as a woman named like like like Smala Smala. Her name was like Jocelyn or something So they would cheer and like the better you sang like the fake like the you know the animated people be like this Are clapping along like this and then cheer and then Simon would like smile and nod and like this and then cheer and then Simon would like smile and nod and like I was always so terrible about it but there was one time I sang saving all my love for you but when he used it and my voice was like how it is today

and I got a perfect score. I was in my false was there. I was like I am so sad that Paul Abdul is not here to see this because this was a magical moment. Oh my god Paul Abdulwood had just started crying. Shake me like the gift that I am. He raised if they had programmed that into the game. Like, what do you think so well that Paul or cries? Yeah. Paul is just crying.

Oh, baby, married to medicine. I can't say what medicine. What's he so married to medicine? Karaoke. Yeah. Married to medicine. I can't do medicine. What's he so married to medicine karaoke? Yeah So the way that I write down abbreviations for name, my first note is Jack Cone. And I really like that.

Like Jack Cone. Yeah. Jack Cone. Jack Cone. Jack Cone. A lawyer. Jack Cone coming soon to TNT. No, C-O-N-E for Contessa.

Because I write down Cone for Contessa, so I'm saying it has to be Jack Cone, like, Jack Cone. Oh, Jack Cone. Yeah. Yeah. for Contessa so I know I'm saying it has to be Jack Cohen like yeah sort of like a big yeah yeah a singer or a bakery or just a singer who brings baked goods to her if it's now if it's Jack Holla will cry yeah if it's Jackie Cohn it's a TNT show if it's Jack Cohn it's a bakery and if it's I know I'm sick of my lawyer says okay, that's all I watch when I'm here at lawyers says and doctors I'm speaking of doctors says married to Let's just have this whole episode be a extended introduction where we never actually get to the show Let's just do every three minutes. I'll say and today

We're gonna recap married to medicine So this episode started off actually sort of in a strange way because we're still in Savannah and last episode ended with Mariah sort of having a breakdown probably because she was drunk about the fact that she was accused of doing drugs and it felt like no one came to her side and yada yada yada so remember she went to a gazibo with toya and cried, etc. So we come we come back and they have all this urgency because they show previously on them, they show all that stuff. And it's, you know, things are really serious when they skip the opening credits. They go, we just see like a flash of the title screen. And then it's like, Jackie and Contessa talking about like all the screaming and shouting

from Mariah, and then it's like, fade to black. And then it comes to like, quad and heavenly, talking about Mariah and then it's like feed to black. And then it comes to like quad and heavenly talking about Mariah and the drug rumor than feed to black. And then it's like Simone asking Mariah, where are we now? And Mariah is like, we're fine. Fid to black. I was like, whoa.

She's like, I know. I think it's a tough situation I put you in. I put you in a tough spot, Simone. And so I was like, don't put me in a tough spot because I don't like it. And then Mariah told her, it is really tried, trashy, Cougar Redmins. Now what, what is that?

Okay, you're reading out of a travel dictionary. Okay. It is true. Okay, it is really tried, trashy, Cougar Redmins. I don tried trashy Cougar red mints I don't know what Cougar I don't know what Cougar red mints are, but they sound delicious They really they really do. Let's hope this is not a second occasion of the Phoenix waste management so far Oh God from real housewives of Wornsch County. I stick by that I think it sounds like a better party than just a regular waste management open.

Come on. Yeah, and I also thought it was strange. I like everyone was like, no, guys, it's not the waste management sofa. It's the waste management open. And we all go and get wasted at it on the golf tour. I'm like, that sounds a very fun, but I just love that love that it's like so normalized that there's a golf tour called the Waste Management Open. I know. I know. Yeah, you don't want to think of Waste and Open at the same time, you know? Like close the toilet, then throw away your waste. Yeah. It's like the, it's like the, oh, coming soon, we're going to El Serito for the raw sewage open sponsored by Cleaner Up.

The pitting just get easier, just feel like the poop tennis championship. That's it. Okay. Okay, so anyway. So what was funny with- And now, Mary Domenicin. And now- So what was funny is, after all these scenes,

everyone's talking, it's like fade to black, fade to black, the music is like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And then it's the next morning, it's like dun dun dun dun dun dun. Well, why do we need all that stuff? Why do we need all that craziness? Because we had a kind of to be continued for next week, because they were like, we're still continuing.

And I'd love to tell just to quad, okay, okay listen we're gonna use this for two episodes so just keep talking at modellons because she goes Mariah oh I'm so exposed oh my god what about now well what about all this shit she did to me as I turned the other cheek can you name one time that quad has ever turned the other cheek. Can you name one time that Quad has ever turned the other cheek? This show kills me. She has literally never turned the cheek. Um, yeah, but it just seemed like a very like over the top way to get into the show when it didn't really lead to anything. It didn't lead to any scenes.

We never really got back to it. It was just some strange excuse for the post-production department to have some fun with some fade transitions. Yeah, I just put talking to daddy on FaceTime remix. That's what I called it, my nuts. Yeah, because now it's like, it goes from this very serious intro to then Dr. Jackie walking through the house with her phone and Buffy reading a book in bed.

Yeah, and she's like, Buffy, are you reading a book? And Buffy's like, that's why I get up at five in the morning. To read a book, I'm like, that's not going to get you on the show, just so you know, I know. Keep trying, Buffy. Keep trying. Go back to screen and get to where you. Okay, that's what we need from you right now. Yeah. So then we go over to Atlanta and we start seeing what all the men are up to, which is really nothing fascinating.

Aiden's playing pool by himself, which felt like it was the first time he'd ever use that pool table. Even though we've been actually seeing a lot of that pool table, I almost feel like it's a free pool table that they're like, we'll give you this pool table, but you have to promise to use it a lot on your show. Yeah, so that's a good point. It probably is free because why else would he be trying to push that pool table so hard? Yeah, I don't think it's a big deal.

You have a pool table. Congratulations, Aiden. Okay. Yeah, congrats. Congrats. Well done. You won against yourself playing alone. Yeah.

And four guys like stuck there talking to himself, you know, the cameraman. He's like, oh, look, I'm getting good. Okay, I'm not getting very good. Well, I'll just keep practicing. Maybe it was the woman from an a man's in a man's world dressed up as a Adam. Oh God, we're gonna get to that one someday. Well the season finale is this week. So I think I only had a four episode season. Oh wow. Yeah, we still need to talk about that. I don't even care if it's in three years. We still need to watch

We'll talk about it. So ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. So then daddy's at home. And he's just like making garage band music. He's just like, it's like, do do do do do do do. As someone who does it, I was like, you go daddy. You go. Because you know, we always see garage band. And we're like, that's the stupid garage band loops. Oh my God, I need to get a new garage band loop. I know. I know speaking as two people who definitely use garage band loops. So daddy's like, I love being alone. Because when heaven leaves not here, I can relax. And I can work on my music. And then heavenly tells him, she's saying I interrupt your Heavenly tells him. It's your say night in your up to music daddy. She gets all mad at daddy.

And he's like, no, I'm just saying that you're more important in my music. What do you say daddy? Where are you going? Where are you going daddy? I want Daddy to make a Heavenly Remix. Like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, And his dog has his own label that says Sam sees his dog, which I like that Simone won't even like pretend to own that dog in the kairas, you know, she's like, fuck that. That's not my dog. I'm not walking it. Yeah, she is, she's like, do not do not attribute that dog to me.

So Scott comes over for kids force mascot that he inherited when the company went belly up. God, it's like the only person left in kids force. It's a stock dog. Yeah, he's just waiting to be hired by some, you know, weird couple down the street. Yeah. So you were saying Scott comes over. Yeah, Scott comes over with some takeout and to hang out and complain about Contessa and talk about how Cecil has

the best parties with hookers. And then we get a clip of that party where they had those. Well, I don't know if they were really hookers. They were. They were just waitresses. Just shop barters. They were. Yeah.

They made the ladies think they were hookers so the ladies would get bad. Well, it was this whole big fake. Remember the stupid fake episode where the ladies were upstairs and there was like secret like hot women, bartenders downstairs, and then the women come down and they're like, what? We can't believe this is happening down here. Yeah.

So they're talking about Contessa, but then Contessa is talking to Jackie about Scott. And Jackie, you know, Jackie's just really embracing her. Her role is everybody's therapist and dildo supplier basically in this. Exactly. How is it, how is it? How is it being back from school? Are you resentful and has your vagina been massaged lately?

At the same time as your butthole, I have something that can fix that. Here you go. And Kadecca goes, well, the only thing I'm resentful of is that, you know, I love the problem. I love the program. And I think like, I could have like, if we, like if I had to tuck it out, like we, like we could have made it work if I had to tuck it out.

I'm like, so you are resentful. That's what you're saying. You are. Yes. Yes. You're, you're legitimately resentful. Just say yes. Just say yes. Not like, well, the only thing I'm resentful for is this huge thing that bothers me. Yeah. Oh, I'm not resentful. I just wish Scott was dead. And I wish that happened in a very slow, painful, painful way. Yeah, I'm not resentful. I just will probably regret never finishing this program for the rest of my life. And I blame it all on my husband. But otherwise I'm not resentful.

I'll blame him every day of my life. But that's not resent. That's not resentment. Yeah. So she's basically saying, know I look at you Jackie you have a foundation you have a practice you have books you have I mean now you have dildos with your name on them for Christ sake and Jackie's like but I didn't get motherhood we have to have balance which is why I'm building a balcony on my first floor patio for no reason That's why I'm in order to get from my foyer to the kitchen, you literally have to walk

across a balance beam because I'm into literal therapy. And I don't know if you noticed it, but later on in the episode during the commercial break, in the promo for Watch What Happens, it was literally Jackie with the Yonla Vansant. And we always say that Jackie's therapy is like Yon love style where she uses very literal props. And so of course the two of them are on water happens live. And Andy's like, Hey, do I we have people who I feel are really have a lot in common. Right guys. They're like, yes, Andy.

Yes, Andy. He's like, OK, coming up at 11. It's Jackie The guys consisted you got to give him that yeah, yeah, exactly so yeah, so basically Jackie says yes Contest any of balance and meanwhile Cecil is suggesting to Scott and contested that maybe they need counseling Because it sounds like they don't communicate well, which is something that pretty much everyone can know it is including Toia. So I guess that's something that Scott and Contessa will be considering. Yeah, it's like one minute, Simone couldn't communicate with me. And the next minute she was drawing penises on paper plates and putting

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So then Jackie is, uh, yeah, Jackie, it just keeps cutting back and forth and Jackie is still giving advice and Contessa says, oh, I don't even need to go to counseling. Jackie, I have you. She's like, no, you need counseling. Yeah, you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it. And in fact, to show how much you need counseling, I brought a puppet of the count. And I also brought a sling and put them together. It makes counseling, counseling. I'm putting the sling in counseling.

How many slings I have? One, you just put the count in counseling. Thank you. Wait a second. Why would the count from Celsius Street in a sexual sling right now? Do you want to do it? I'm sure they'll find a way to blame me. Yeah, speaking of which, Mariah is sitting outside and Toyota goes,

and Mariah is like, it does a sad, good morning, Ting Ting. It's not a happy, good morning, Ting Ting. It's a good morning, Ting Ting. Good morning, Ting Ting. It's not a happy good morning Ting Ting. It's a good morning Ting Ting. Good morning Ting Ting. And she's just swinging on the porch, like staring right above the camera, like she does, you know, just staring right above it in her big purple sunglasses,

just looking very, very, you know, quietly upset. And Tori is like, so if I was doing, and she's like, you were, but I woke up feeling blessed, highly favored, and covered. Yeah. Covered by insurance. I don't know. I woke up and felt I had that state farm energy.

Yeah, everything Mariah said today was cracking me up. Okay, so then Mariah is like, it's a new day. I'm gonna be, you know what? It's not gonna be better. I'm just gonna push through this and give it my best. Yay Yeah, which of course, you know last all of five minutes. Yeah, exactly this is I think that Mariah Maybe like a reverse person. Oh, where like most people wake up when they're grouching the morning until they get their coffee She's happy until she gets like her coffee and then she like becomes the monster that she normally is oh good

I'm back. She's like I'm the monster that she normally is. Oh good. I'm back. She's like, I'm not going to be a bitter Betty. Oh good. I've eaten something. I'm a bitter Betty now. I feel much better. Yeah.

That is her feeling good. So Mariah is talking about how strong she is for staying in that fight that she started previously about cocaine that she won't let go. Listen, people would not even remember cocaine. If you just stop bringing up cocaine, I mean, you're bringing up cocaine so much. It's almost like you have a drug problem. Okay. Just stop it. Just stop saying the same thing over and over again for Christ sake. I had literally forgotten that there were drug accusations until she made such a stink about it this season. And of course, she has her

drug test results, which we talked about last week, but now she actually has them in paper. So here's the thing, Mariah. You wanna dispel the rumors, okay, what you actually should do is lead with the results, don't like soak for a day and then sob, and then pull out the results. Actually, I guess that she said

that she had eight and send them to her, but like just open with, but just in case everyone was wondering, I got, I did a drug test and I haven't had drugs in me for 10 days, whatever. I'm not sure about what this drug test is, but man, they're really advanced if they can tell, like, how long it takes.

It's probably a big quiz. Yeah, it's like, who do you identify more with? Cinderella, Pocahontas, or Snow White? Snow White, you drug addict. Ha ha ha. Sleeping Beauty, Harrow and Cinderella, you're just an entitled bitch. Yeah, yeah, you're just an entitled bitch who complains about cleaning, okay? Okay, clean your room.

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I'll be like I so when I first got like I got a Mac like a Mac 2s c and seventh grade And it was like my favorite thing and I had clip art on it and I printed out So many stupid signs around the house. I had I like printed out one for like dishes are clean dishes of dirty And you know there was always like a finger like one of those old-timey fingers like wow this finger looks like it could be part Like an old ice cream parlor, but it's actually indicating that dishes are clean. Dishes clean this way. Finger pointing. And then there'd also be a clip art of a plate. I always chose like the baking kind of things.

That's why I set a pie at the top even though it didn't make any sense. That's what I chose like that fresh baked pie or like baked, you know, anything like with carbs, even as a kid, I was choosing clip art with carbs. So I was choosing bossy clip art. You're like, pie, there. Like, whoa, that's your gonna love each other one day. So Mariah's big thing now is that she keeps bringing it up because she wants the ladies to admit that quad did wrong. You know, it's basically the same thing that it's been for seasons now where yeah

She just wants everyone to turn on Quad instead of her which is not gonna happen Mariah They will not they you've been off this show how many times now like how many times you're gonna get kicked off this show before you realize No one likes you Yeah, I sort of like where it's at right now, because I feel like I expended a lot of energy over the first few seasons of the show, being either team Quad or team Mariah. There was a period of time when I was super anti-Maria, and there was a period of time

where I got really annoyed with Quad. And now I'm just at a place where I'm like, they're just both ridiculous, and I feel like the entire cast feels that way. They just like watch them like they're in a zoo, you know, and just be like, uh, yeah, they do look at them like that. But they're also so much more fun than usual because Quad is doing monologues every single episode and then Mariah is trying to out monologue Quad. So they're bringing me a lot of fun. So now tonight they're

where they have to wear masks to tonight's party because Jackie. Jackie's got something planned tonight for our girlfriend sister gay seafood and Barn dinner. We're gonna have later on tonight Sometimes we spend so much time with the mask on That what we're going to do is remove the mask and let the real person be revealed and we're gonna do it in a barn Because that's where animals sleep and we're gonna put our animals side to sleep We're in barns which also have hay and we're gonna put our animal side to sleep. We're in barns which also have hay and we're gonna tell each other, hey girl. Where's your mask? We're not wearing a mask. We're gonna come into this barn and stand by the stables to remind ourselves that we must be stable to some degree, Mariah

Isn't it sad that I just gave up after hey like I literally I like anything else I'm gonna stand here in this barn To mind ourselves that we don't have to horse around And we don't have to rough how that doesn't work That's not reports. We're not to horse around And we don't have to rough how that doesn't work. That's not reports. We're not to horse around. We can get back on the saddle, which is why we're all going to hold the saddle. Oh, good. Which is really not far off from what she actually does, which is so funny.

So she's like, you know, sometimes we find ourselves being someone we aren't. Tonight we're a girlfriend sister group, and we're're gonna take off our masks and be who we are and Toria's like Okay, so now you can be yourselves a bug this bugs bunch of ladies who called you all sorts of devs No one called you a name to yeah, and no one called Mariah a name either No, and even called Mariah a co-cat. Okay, Mariah is bringing that up herself. So just, uh, that's true. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that this was the same barn from Southern Charms Savannah. The season one, uh, season finale, uh, we're actually tried to host a gala in a barn. And but the gala was only to go from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. and then everyone skipped it because

they had set up a they had set up a whole engagement party celebration party. Yeah, they gave them the dinner happen. Yeah, and they all showed up to her her barn party when it was ending. It was like 15 minutes before it ended and then she just closed the doors on every one. Yeah, but they're also we're only like 10 people there anyways. So even if it were a gala, like these other 10 people, we're not gonna help it. I just, it looked like the same barn

and then the driveway where they pulled up, looked like the same driveway, were ashes stood out there and just like had her arms crossed and scalded everyone and was like, I'm gonna throw your Delta luggage in some other plane and you will never receive it. Yeah.

Never piss off a luggage person, okay? If your friends with a luggage person never piss them off. One of the greatest, greatest twists of any Bravo show was that the central character was secretly a baggage handler. You know, so was so good. That big long secret. Oh, I know. I know. I know. Harry the medicine. So, joy is talking to the bartender. And she's like, I would love

that, children, what's your name? And she's like, Tavani. And she goes, Hey, that was my ex's name. And Contessa asked, because of bartenders, a girl, Contessa's like, Tavani, and she goes, hey, that was my ex's name. And Contessa asks, because of our tenders of girl. Contessa's like, is that a boy or girl? Oh, by the way, I met NoShade by that. You can go through phases. And also I just wanted to talk about being a lesbian because I literally have nothing else going on.

Can we talk about like the lesbian shades that I might be feeling or the bifurc shades? And I was like, Contessa, no one cares, okay? You don't do, who does that?? Like just you do that in like college. You know, I know it's so old. Um, yeah. So then there's a whole thing where contestant talks about how she has a crush on like Oprah and Michelle Obama and Gale and, you know, it's like, it's like, it has some interesting. She has some interesting crush list. I have to say, because there's crush

like, there's like respect crush and then there's like banging crush And I think you know, I'm not really sure what she's talking about But the sounded like respect crush is because I mean they're all beautiful, you know But it's like Angela Bassett for least shot and Michelle Obama and Oprah and gal Yeah, I mean Angela Bassett. I think that's totally fair like Like that's definitely, if I had a girl crush, if I were having a lesbian moment, I feel like Angela Bassett would probably definitely be at the top of the list.

And then who was the first one again before Angela Bassett? That was like, I think it was Angela Bassett and then Felicia Rashad. Felicia Rashad starts to get a little weird there. Like a little weird. Like why not? Like I would actually start not with Felicia Vashada,

but maybe start with like Denise. What's her name? I forgot her name. But like maybe her, Lennie Kravitz's ex. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why am I blanking on her name? Lisa Bonet. Like maybe Lisa Bonet instead of Felicia Vashada,

but she's like, okay, Felicia Vashada. And then she just starts going more matronly. She's like Michelle Obama. Oprahicia Rashad, and then she just starts going more matronly. She's like Michelle Obama Oprah Gale like Esther roll. I mean like Where's like the ground now there's a hottie. I don't condolese her rise I mean, I was like I mean yes, these are all accomplished women But like I thought we were talking more like like girl on girl action like bangin

Yeah, yeah, so much like like Donna Brazil, you know, yeah And Toya reminds us that she's already done this storyline and we see clips of her at the reunion where she's like Yeah, I think ticks who cares like give me break while try anything once, you know, yeah Exactly or 20 times or whatever she said. She said if I contest, it's like, you know, men can be difficult sometimes. Wait, where's this thing that Toya said? Did this thing just go on forever? I really don't know. No, no, it's about it. Because I was so uninterested in it. It's where I said something like, I've been with a lot of, with a lot of girls,

because I'm not going to criticize something until I've tried it. I'm like, okay, so now you can crit, what are you saying? Like now you can criticize homosexuality. What are you saying, Toya? Let's get to the point. I guess this is why she's, I guess this is why she's so quiet about education. So mean. Wait, what?

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You know, I just, I know those that A's, it look like O's. It goes from bad education to just like bad vision. Yeah. You ever hear that song in the vowel song? A-A-O, you and sometimes what? I'm just bitching, Saming. You're just bitching, Saming her. You're like, whatever Tway Toya and you're cited.

But of course, Mariah is like, hmm, she just like that. She goes from team Toya to Taki Toya. It's a team too much. I'm like, maybe she was talking about Coca-Cola. Okay, I'm pretty sure she was not trying to undermine you. Toria was, yeah, Toria is like, let's have a fight. Because then they come over to tell the menu and stuff like that. And...

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Oh, I dropped. I had to go back to the sod. He really was. Jackie is in every scene of this episode. Just behind the scenes like, okay, here's what we're gonna do today I want food that only represents bad qualities in my friends, okay I've also served some very small Lamb chops that I cooked on a form and grill. Oh my signature recipe Tonight I wanted to be about masks. So do you have any edible masks? It's like no.

I just want to find a way to either mask. No. Could you maybe wear masks? Well wear masks. Then just say green bean stand for something. Green bean stand for something. You're great. You're hired. So Toya is like... I love that we're all sitting down and no one's crying and we're having a good time.

I'm like, Toya, you're at your appetizers. How many times you guys have to have messy meals before you realize the craziness happens like midway through the entree. Yeah, and it's partly avoidance. You know, people just avoiding the calories, I think. Yeah, so It's partly avoidance, you know, people just avoiding the calories, I think. So, uh, yeah, and also she's the one who just tried to start a Coke fight, but no one bit. So Jackie's like, well, I think that we're learning to respond and not to react. And Toya's like, we're learning from you, Jackie. We're learning from you, which, you know, no one's taking Jackie seriously at this point.

Yeah. So then someones like, okay, no one bit Toya's Coke comment. So I'll go now. She's like, all I can say Mariah look at me when I talk to you Mariah look at me Mariah Definitely will get a defensive definitely will not Simone great great way to approach it The stuff going on between you and quad has me so

disappointed and so disgusted. Okay, and then she starts crying. Yeah, great, thanks. And then quads like, what's the mom bring this up right now? Wow. So then quads like some of cries to go to to the bathroom and then her team gets up and goes to the bathroom with her. Kitesa, Buffy, Simone, and Quad all leave. So Joy's like, well, has it take four people to go to the bathroom? Joy, this was just you at the last party.

Yeah. I think she was earnestly asking. I think she was truly like, what, what, what was that? How's it work? So the Mariah, the Mariah, of course, never skips a chance to be over dramatic and she's like, I'm proud of quad. I wish you well, but I wasn't stabbed in the back. I was stabbed in the heart in the heart Ting, ting, ting, she says someone accused me of something so

heinous to me. I cannot. And Evan Lee's like, why does I don't know if it's just shit so daddy, but every time something gets a little heated, everyone runs with a toilet something. Then in the bathroom, quads like some old I appreciate what you did tonight, but you just need to leave me, Mariah, to work it out. I mean, Simone, it's sort of strange, because Simone is like, Quad, I've known Mariah since 2004,

and I don't know of any drug issues she's had. I'm like, Simone, why do you wait until midway through the season to quietly tell us the quad in the bathroom? Like, if this is, if this is the truth, you should be standing up for your friend in front of the table and put this to bed. Because I think that she's, I think that Mariah is just pressuring everybody to say some through the quad, so they're all taking their own separate scenes to say something to quad. You know, we're also, I guess, because Simone and quad did have a strange beef at the top of the season. And so maybe she just didn't want to like prolong the beef with like a big like table moment. Yeah, because this fight was between Mariah decided to start this fight between herself and Jackie.

Right. So or her and Jackie herself and Jackie, what am I saying? Now I'm paranoid because we were making fun of Toya. I know. Now we got the Toya curse now. And so Quad is just sticking with it. She's like, I saw what I saw. And then back at the table, Mariah is like, I will not be friends with her. I will just go exist.

And then Toy is like, but heavily, you said you believed Quad. Why did you believe her? And Heavenly jumps up and she starts pacing around with like doing the swim with her arms. And she's like, you ain't gonna pull me into this conversation. pacing around with like doing the swim with her arms and she's like Yeah, you ain't gonna pull me into this conversation And then she starts running to the then she just runs through the bathroom, which is just very against you see the bathroom So safe spaces. So now is just like Jackie and Mariah and Toya left at the table, I think and so

Toyos like, oh, Mariah, can I show Jack of the test? Can I show Jack of the test? Cause I'm a lot. I'm razz like, that shit broke me. That's it. Broke me. What are you talking about? Taking her tests.

They really broke her. They really broke her hair. Yeah. The humiliation. I'm like, well, so humiliating that you had Toyo record it. Jesus. Yeah, you had cameras in there. It's a drug test. It's not humiliating at all. It should have been like an exciting moment of vindication. Yeah. So Jack, so she has, she has the results that she had Aiden send over overnight because she was so distraught. And she hands them over to Jackie and Jackie's like, I don't want to read this because I honestly just don't care.

I do not care. So of course that pisses up Mariah because Mariah sees it as Jackie showing bias towards quad. So like Mariah is like, I'm out of here. I'm going to the bus. I'm going to bus. So she leaves and goes to the van. She goes to the van and sits in the front seat with the driver.

And she's like, I'm done with these ladies. They can all go kick bricks and open toe shoes. And he's like, Oh, God, do you have They can all go kick bricks and open toad shoes. And he's like, oh, God, do you have to sit in the front? Please don't sit in the front. And then she's like, you watching Game of Thrones? He's like, I can't do it. Oh, you got to watch it, man.

I mean, I can't see you don't watch Game of Thrones. People don't watch Game of Thrones. You know, she's so bad that he doesn't watch Game of Thrones. And then he makes her move to the back. He's like, why don't I put you in the back where you know where you guys are sitting and so the other ladies come on and contest us. Like, are you guys fucking kidding?

We're leaving another meal without eating. Look, he's like, I don't know who fucking raised you people, but I'm getting this to go. Okay, this bus is gonna wait until all this to go food comes out. And then poor chef, he's like, oh, cool. food's going to be on TV. And now it's just all in the little styrofoam to go boxes. So they just have all the stuff as all this food. Styrofoam for holding your anger off until a later time and you can properly digest it.

The reason why I actually had this dinner is because I knew we wouldn't get through it and what I want to do is put all of our hatred and animosity in it to go package and send it off Okay, so now it's the next day And that's all happy again and now we have quad cam And basically everybody is doing the same thing they did the day before, you know? Have at least drinking a smoothie and bed.

Simone and Jack, you're on a porch swing. Mariah is dressed like a bottle of mustard and again doing good, Martin Tink Tink. Yeah, and she has an issue with her belt. So she's poking a hole in it because her belt is too big. And so this is where we're at. And Buffy is, Buffy fell asleep in a chair with headphones on with her Apple headphones on. I'm guessing listening to a book, probably. Yeah, she's just snoring

sitting up. And then, um, I don't know, I'm reading through these notes. Like, why? This is kind of the marriage to medicine does us every season where they're like okay we are moving on does everybody agree that we're moving on now let's go on a trip and not move on at all okay we're gonna move on let's move on now let's go to a party and not move on at all it's like oh god at least find something new to fight about exactly so for today's big adventure the women all head to a very historic church, like the second oldest black church in America, something like that. And so they take a tour and it's really interesting like MLK talked there and everything. So very very cool and

that they all like, then they all sit down and pews and stuff and there's like a pastor, this really nice guy who's just like talking about the church's history. And he's basically saying how like one of the great things about going to churches, it reminds us that there's more to life than being petty. And you can just see all the women being like, hmm. I'm okay. You sure about that? It's sort of like our career. Yeah. And Contest is like, Jesus, Jackie gave him a script too.

Like does Jackie just boss everybody on this show around She shows up in every location early like okay I want you to talk about the history of this amazing historic church and Martin Luther King and then somehow relate that to Mariah accusing everyone of accusing her of doing cocaine. Okay, let's do that Do you mind if I give you a mask and a lemon to hold? And you have got like a little basket of statements. So then you say something about the pomegranate seeds. Please, I just need the pomegranate seeds

to represent something meaningful. Please. So then Jackie is like, well, now that we're here and it's been about seven seasons and my, my make-do therapy still hasn't worked. Let's try it again. So, I want everyone to give your testimony and if this were your last day on Earth, what would it matter? So of course, Quad gets up first. She's like, last year was a very tough year for me. And the music by the way, she's like crying and the music is like

Last year was a very tough year for me and I went through a lot, but I'm happy today for having gone through that It's one of the reasons why I can stand in front of you today Bear Make it in my emotions I'm like, bear naked in my emotions naked in my heart naked. In the seasoning I put on the lamb chop that represents my heart, my charred heart that's wrong middle like a lamb chop it is and that mint jelly is the emotion of my brain. Coating the lamb chop and giving it flavor. What are we talking about again? Yes, I have a big Mac and a large fry and a super sauce so that because my emotions are super sauce.

That'd be fucking cool. She just goes on and on and someone's like, Dear God, please let quad be quick with her testimony today. They cut the commercial and they come back and quad is still going on and on. And so she's like, this weekend provided me some healing. I'm not grateful. Naked juice. I forgot to say naked juice. So So there's some unsound that. She's like, this is not a perfect world. And we are not gonna have perfect relationships.

We go up, we go down, we go there, we go back, we go. I don't know, I'm dead. Anybody else wanna go? And Heavenly stands up and she's like, I appreciate, praise Jesus, praise Lord. Praise Lord. I am humbled by the church, and sometimes we forget what's really important.

Your mama, praise Lord. I would just like to tell Jesus, your mama. I love your mama, that's all. I actually love your mama. This is the best your mama think I've ever said. Precimana, praise your mama. I literally praise your mama. personal, I'm a personal mother. I literally press your mama.

So Mariah, of course. What? So Mariah, of course, is like, I apologize if I offended you. Anything I said was out of passion, maybe some pain in honesty. Praise the Lord. He's like,

and Jack is like, all right, I'll close. Mariah, I've learned a lot too. And though this journey is not complete, I'm glad it started. Make a left in 500 feet. You miss the left. When you get to 600 feet, make a U-turn to make a right. I know I said left before, but now

you're facing the other way in the road, which means now you'll be making... it's like Jack, he's stop reading out the Google maps. Okay, just make this thing goddamn it and... The reason why I'm having you follow these directions is to show that sometimes in life we can be directionless. Thank you. Praise your mama. So now we go back to Atlanta and Quad is terrorizing her dogs, spring them on the bed. I don't know what's happening. She says something that I don't even know. I don't know what she's just talking to them.

I don't know if she's scolding them. She says, or like confiding. Okay, I had to rewind it twice. It's good mostly because Bueller was sitting with me and he was watching it. So it's like, okay, let's watch it again. Because I wanted to know how to crash on. I have to care on. Whatever name's like, okay, let's watch it again. Because I wanted to have a crush on the car on.

Over there is their, they're the Kardashians. It's um, Chloe and oh, Courtney made a head on that. Don't confuse me. Don't confuse me with Kardashians. I get so confused. I've been watching Flip at like this. And whenever they showed the Kardashian girls, I'm like, oh my God, which one is that? I know what have they done to their face? What is happening here? What has happened to Chloe? Chloe Kardashian looks really pretty, by the way, but everything on her, like she put on a whole new body with I think, fillers, I don't even know how they do it,

but you see, look, you've got my brain spinning. Sorry, sorry. What's going on? Very rare that we know it, Kardashian. Yeah, what's going on? Okay, so this is what I was happening with the dogs is the point. So she was spraying a turf because they were fighting over a spot on the bed. So she was spraying a turf and she said, okay, now you guys have a separate turf.

Oh, but you're still mad about the turf. I don't know what the fuck she was spraying, but that's what I got from it. Okay, we can carry on now. Yeah, so it looked like it was some sort of like scented thing like a forbries. I'm not sure. I just I sensed that she was admonishing them, but I didn't know why. I think those poor dogs, they're just trying to cope

the best they can with that ridiculous dye in their hair. They're just like, please, please let us out of here. Yeah, they're like, please don't let us pass any store windows and see ourselves again. Because I'm terrifying. So then Contesta's getting her kids from the school bus and then Simone has a patient. She's like, do you have a lot of caffeine in your diet? No. Do you have chocolate?

I'm the lady to signore her and she's like, do you have chocolate in your diet? Have you invested in kids for a son not tolling your spouse? Told your spouse. Tolling. So then, heavenly. It's a heavenly in the Laura scene. And guess what? We're not in heavenly's closet, which is nuts.

Now we're in a Laura's closet. Heavenly has an obsession with the closet, the season. So here we are. I think I was actually having these bedroom. I'm sorry, a Laura's bedroom. But the point is that heavenly was in Alora's face. It was, but she was in her closet going through her stuff. Got it. And Laura's like, where are you here? He looks like, where'd you get this attitude from? And this hairstyle and all this stuff over your lips? She's like, you don't have lips like yours, mother,

dry. Yeah. And having things like, don't push me out, don't push me lips like yours mother dry. Yeah, I haven't they said And then Eugene and Troya I just have to say by the way that We then get some like Alora flashbacks to 2012 Which was like to me Alora when Heavenly later says she's like my mind you're always eight I'm like in my mind too, which is why I'm having trouble with all this But also like I do not understand the timeline of this show because it was 2012 She's like, oh my mind, you're always eight. I'm like in my mind too, which is why I'm having trouble with all this. But also, I do not understand the timeline of this show because it was 2012 and you see Alora saying, mommy, I'm the most mature eight year old you know.

I'm like, so if she was eight in 2012, doesn't that mean that she is 15 now? I'm so confused. I don't understand the Alora timeline. I'm not either because she looks like she's been recast. I think so. I think this whole thing is fishy. I'm not I'm not trusting this new allora.

Yeah, it's not the real allora. Someone bring us the real allora. Yeah, it's emergence. Heavenly. I don't even know what that shows about. I don't know why I said that. Okay. Eugene and Toya.

So they go to a restaurant and Eugene's like, oh, everyone's putting restaurants who reclaimed areas that used to be nothing. It's like just eat your feature goddamn food. Riot or Shoshito peppers big week for Shoshito peppers on Broadway. You ordered them. Riot ordered them. I don't know what this says about Shoshito pepper fans. But I don't know, I may have to rethink next time I order Shoshito peppers. I'm like, do I really want to be like Mariah and Tamara? I'm not sure.

Oh, so Eugene is, they're having a double date with Mariah. And as you mentioned, and Eugene's like, you know, we're out with them because. But that's fine. Well, you said Mariah ordered Shishito pepper. So you can't imagine. I don't want to be forced to be attributed to the expo expedition in the scene, okay? Do you not falsely attribute me? Yeah, so anyway, I don't know why I decided to stop you on that.

I was like, wait a second, Ronnie, I never said that. So they are on a double date, which I said. Which I said. Look, I fixed it. Which you said that I said. So, like, we're having a married to medicine moment right now. Next season we're still going to be like, remember that time. Every time I see it, I keep seeing Coke.

So Eugene's like, well, we go out with them because they have a lot of the same ideals as we do. You know, they have families and they travel and they like, you know, he's like, they like to eat. They like to drink. They have a car. They have windows in their house. They have eaten peas in their life at some point. They both like sprinklers. That's what they used to want other grass. This is a meaningful relationship. Yeah, so Toya is talking about they start talking about the drug to drive results and so they take out the test results and They basically they're talking about why what Jackie doesn't didn't want at the results, etc. And so they give the results to Eugene to look at.

And for some reason, this cracked me up because he unfolds them and he looks at it and he goes, this is down to the picogram. He looks at it and he goes, this is from the most reputable drug testing company ever in life. It's like, okay, okay. I mean, if you look back at an athlete and there's one picogram of drugs, they're not gonna get to play.

And she doesn't have a picogram. Like every time Eugene says picogram, it cracked me up. Oh, it's like a little salsa. It's like a perfect little salsa. A picogram. A mount. A picogram. A picogram. I'm gonna A picotram. That's a picotram. That's a picotram.

It's not even a picotram. Well, it's funny that you said that because, remember, she said she's going to go picotagayo on your ass. A little picotram. That just keeps coming back up. A picotram. It's basically went a little bowl of picotagayo shows up at your door and sings a song to you. A picotram.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm about to tell you. Boom. It's like Clue. And then the guy who gets shot. Someone shot the bowl of Pico de Gaio. OK. So he's like, yeah, this is the most reputable company ever.

Pico. Pico de Gaio grab. You know, for example, athletes that use, let's say, a Pico grab with Cooke. Let's say a picogram of cocaine Peacle years ago if they tested right before a bite Boom the title's gone for it. Okay. Let's stop acting like we can figure out if someone's done drugs for the for their entire life Come on. I'm not buying this I'm not buying this. Yeah, so basically the conclusion is that they think that this is like very conclusive evidence. And therefore the fact that Jackie ignored it, I didn't even want to look at it shows that

she's a Mariah's team. Oh, she's not a Mariah's team. Yes. Like Eugene said that. He's so messy. Eugene, Eugene usually doesn't get his messy. Well, yeah, I guess he does. Hello.

But Aiden, yeah, Aiden's really bad. Aiden's really messy. He, yeah, I guess he does. Hello, the Aiden. Yeah, Aiden's really bad. Aiden's really making me crazy in this scene. So Mariah just went on this trip with the ladies and just told Jackie in a church like Jackie, okay, let's move on and I apologize to Jackie. I just want to just want us to move on. Now she's like, fuck, Jackie, I'm taking her down. And obviously these women don't like the truth. And so I will deal with them accordingly, which means she's gonna come spread a bunch of lies

about everybody. Yeah, it's like Jackie not reading the results does not mean that she's on quad side. It means that she literally doesn't care. And she's saying, basically saying, listen, you say didn't take drugs, I believe you, you don't even have to show me the results. You could interpret it that way,

but of course, Maria interprets it in the worst possible way, which is that Jackie is against me, the world is against me, and I've been stabbed in the heart five times. Yes, and she's always doing that, and it's like she thinks the producers are gonna fire everybody else, but then they just tell her not to come back, and then she comes back, and instead of trying to be everybody's friends, she does it again! Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

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