Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools

Episode Date: November 6, 2019

This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay. Okay. Starfish. So today here we are with Mary Demitison. Wow, congratulations. You married some medicine. You seriously did. So a big, exciting episode.

Contestant through a party. So there's that. Contestant through a contesticized Taylor Armstrong party. Yeah, I don't know what channel she thinks she's on, complaining about spending $15,000 for three children's parties, ma'am. But you were on Bravo and you didn't go bankrupt for this party, so it didn't count. I know. But next time it's called, go to bowling alley,

have everything there that you just have to show up and buy the pizza. Just do that next time. Buy them some pizza, buy them an ice cream cake, and the second they misbehave lock them in the closet. Be a good parent. Yeah, exactly. So, this episode opens up with Toya and Ujín. I guess they're still in the process of transitioning to their new home because the H.O.A. manager

I'm assuming the H.O.A. manager is from the old place or is it from the new place? I don't know what it is, but they got a gift from an HOA manager, like a little Tiffany bowl type thing. And of course, Toyo's like, oh, that's not as he could use that for you. So, it's a gollastray. And who jeans like, no, I'm not putting ashes in my Tiffany bowl that I don't know what to do with.

Yeah, instead I'm gonna put it in my man cave, which is right next to your closet in the basement. Okay. Yeah. We're going to close up this joint. I feel like it's going to be a satellite bowl for the giant candy bowl that they keep in the kitchen, right? Like, this way, it doesn't have to go all the way up to the kitchen.

You can just have like some items in like the Tiffany Bowl that'll be near, like halfway there. Oh, come on. I mean, that thing says Tiffany on it. Toria is going to find a way to wear that shit. You know, she'll wear any label. That's my mind around. She's gonna tape that shit through the back of a gold chain

and just wear it around my neighborhood. It's an accessory. So, so then meanwhile, Jackie is at home doing paperwork and Curtis is like, it's Saturday and you're doing paperwork. She's, well, she's like, what are you doing? She's like paperwork and he's like, well, haven and you're doing paperwork. She's like, what are you doing? She's like paperwork and he's like, well, haven't you been working on that all week long? I'm like, and haven't you been living in this house

all week long? What do you think pays for it, sir? Yeah, what do you think pays for your fucking marshmallow car, Curtis? Okay, it's called having a job retirement, Ricky. Okay? Yeah, exactly. Who do you think is paying you to be a project manager

right now, sir? Yeah, Curtis. So then, think is paying you to be a project manager right now, sir? Yeah, Curtis. So then Heavenly and Quater in the car and it's just got something about Quater's most recent party. For us to help us, she gave herself a surprise Lexus that she was totally shocked about with the microphone. Yes. us. We got a last episode and Evan Lee of course is starting with the mask. Brother Patrick, bro, they're party girl. Hey, what? Why did everybody leave your birthday party? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not smoking cigarettes, but damn it. That's heavenly. It's really hard to get a heavenly, heavenly voice in. Let's see if my heavenly voice is here today.

Sometimes it's not with us. Okay, I'm gonna hold out my hands like a sans. Do we have a heavenly voice here today? Dad, you can be your son in the night. Maybe you shouldn't, maybe you shouldn't talk about these circles. It's sort of there. I don't know.

I think it's more in just like Kelsey from Southern Toronto, Orleans space right now. It was pretty good. I admire your range. I think it's more in just like Kelsey from South and Toronto, Orleans space right now. It was pretty good. I admire your range. I actually feel like I like Blue Teeth 4.0 instead of Blue Teeth 3.0. I feel like with Heavenly, since she actually sort of is like Candy Burst and that she has this big range of voice. And I think you sort of have to do the full, you can't just like jump

into the high pitch point. You have to do the low pitch point because It's almost like stretching out like pizza dough or something like that right that you got a toss a few times before it becomes a big circle So I gotta go like B-B-B-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D-E-D- I was looking around I was saying Simone Jackie I guess I talked about sister circle dude Is it so wrong that I found some sisters in my favorite geometric shape, which is a circle a Circle And heavenly's like yeah, well you should have talked about them first because they got pissed off because you're just talking about your new friends now. And Quads like they are not new friends, damn.

Yeah. Well, I thought she was saying that the marriage medicine girls are like not really her friends because they like to each other part. Or maybe I just projected that onto it. Either way, marriage medicine is where she got her start. So you always have to like kiss the ring because what is this little circle even on?

I'm sure it's on something. I mean, it's on something. Terry Wilson was a guest. It's something, yeah, people watch it. I mean, it's quite just about $100,000 a car. So I mean, it's on something for sure. It's on something. It's on something.

I don't know really what's on TV though anymore because I just have internet TV now. So you just watch what you want to watch. And then when YouTube TV stops playing, some other random shit will come on from some other channel. And I get really angry about it It's like I like this life of just living in the little world. I live in you know, yeah, it is really hard to track what's out there Yeah, like Clintons the president. I just read whatever I want to you know life is what you make it make it up

We can create our own reality. Maybe we're on television as we speak. Oh my god. It's douche S machina. Am I right? Days You're on television as we speak. Oh my god, it's douche S machina. Am I right? Two sex machines. Days. I'm sorry, I don't know where that came from. These are all machina. I'm a machina. A machina. Is that the new car?

Did we get a machina? That's an awesome. I love those cookies. Well, Zun, I don't want Japanese cars. So we have to return the machina. The day of sex, machina. A machina. A machina. Oh return the Macかな the day of sex max Oh, is that a Nissan day of sex maximal?

Okay, so now Now we get tricks married to Atlantis tricks. You're modicled coming on here to sing a song that has nothing to do with anything Which she's really doing a lot of these days on problems She's like I'm dreaming you're screaming. We're moving, we're screwing, and then contestants are like, why don't these kids, you know, put away the furniture? Whatever. This isn't appropriate song to talk about where you're planning a child's birthday party, okay? The trick is the monical at this point is just, you know, reading the rhyme dictionary, it's just like, I have the bed and it's red and I'm be dead. That's what I said. Like wait what? You know those couples that fight about everything but it's like fun to listen to like they're

entertaining because it's like you you sexed it's somebody and I found oh well how dare you you're a cold fish or whatever it's like a fun argument this is not a good option. It's like the worst fucking arguments I've ever heard in my life. They really need to up there a couple arguing games, because I'm totally bored with them and want them to get fired. I can't. She's like, why don't the kids clean up? He's like, ah!

And she's like, don't go over to that bathroom. Go into the other, oh, you don't even care what bathroom I say to go in. It's like, you're boring, okay? You're boring. It's a bathroom. So go in there. So then, and then she's like, well, we're really like basically just like the real like two different people. And mean, she have flashback of her being like,

good night and he goes, okay. Yeah. And she's going to have this carnival party because she missed all of her kids birthdays. And so she has mommy guilt. So she wants to have a party, you know, the size of her mommy guilt, which you know what? get more expensive mommy guilt I'll say that yeah second carnival juggling games That was last week's party those quads party. So come on something original contest. I'm really bored with you Also carnival parties in Atlanta just always seem to fail I have distinct memories of

Porosha's carnival baby theme baby reveal right wasn't I supposed to be carnival themed or something oh yes and there was like a trampoline and a sparkler or something yeah at least kentessa surpassed that low bench mark yeah so now we see quad and heavenly walking down a sidewalk and they're walking slowly because heavenly hills heels are killing our sight. Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy. And essentially, Heavenly is setting quiet up on a date with a former schoolmate of hers, a dentist named Dr. Henry Cook. Um, yeah, I don't really care. Here's my note for this scene. I spilled a croissant.

I was watching this in an airport, and you know how croissants have so many crumbs and things that fall off of them. I know I had one today. I've flicked it over on myself on my computer and then dusted it off myself I left a pile of croissant flakes all over the airport So when there were people in Mexico yelling fucking Americans. Sorry. That was my bad Sorry America. I did us dirty Well, I was I was at a little cafe today and I ordered myself a chocolate croissant and then busy Phillips walked in

And I was like there's busy Phillips. And then I thought I was like, she watches Bravo and I was wearing, I'm wearing my, what's the matter, what's happening, what's going on? T-shirt. And so I sort of like, I sort of tease my body outwards so that way she would see it, thinking that she would know what it is. But it occurred to me that like, if you don't listen to the podcast, I'm just wearing a t-shirt that says, what's the matter, what's happening, what's going on. And like, I'm just wearing a t-shirt that says, what's the matter, what's happening, what's going on. And I teased my body out and at that moment,

we locked eyes for half a second and I realized that looked like a crazy person. So I immediately just gave myself back in, I was like, no, hide the t-shirt. And then she was sitting out there and I thought, should I walk up to her since she's a Bravo fan, she'd be like, hey, I'm a co-host of a Bravo podcast

and Ira's been on because she's friends with Ira And I was like and Danny Pellegrino's been on because she was on Danny I was gonna do like a full name drop-y thing and then I was like then lazy Susan if name drops You've got yeah, I had two names. I had two names and Passing around names on a lazy Susan for people to go up to bite and And then I just I just was like then Ben, get a hold of yourself, walk away and just talk about it on the podcast later. Like any good podcast

we would. So there you go. So it's going on a date. That's the point. The point is this. Please welcome our special guests are busy Phillips. So, Heavenly is trying to set quad up on this date, right? So, she's got this Henry guy, Dr. Henry. And, um, She had a quad that says, Huh? I must have lost all of my mind and my wings. To let Heavenly set me up, which she's right, you know.

So, Heavenly warns her. She's like, you know, I haven't seen him for a really long time, so Lord only knows what happened to him, but here he is, you know. You haven't seen him for a long time. You couldn't even check him up on Facebook, so it's not looking good for Henry. Well, thank God she wasn't setting him up with Gina from Orange County because then we know it'd be a real issue.

What, you can set me up so we don't even know very well? Like, who does that to a friend? So they go into this restaurant and Quas, Heavenly is like sit next to me so we can just job interview him, you know, we can both look him right in his eyes You know, she's like got favorite thing. Yeah She's like don't be rude. So this guy comes in and Quas just gives him this look. I mean, Quas? Quas is that lady in HR who just hates you right from the start? She just sees you walking in, your belt's not quite right,

your pants are a little wrinkled. Yeah. To be fair, I mean, Quad did what so many of us have done on a day where you walk in and you're like, within a second you make a snap judgment and it's not right, it's not fair, but it is okay. And the thing is, you know, in a second, this is not going to work out. You just know immediately, but I have to see this thing through.

And it's not that's just a really, really annoying feeling. When that happens, you're like, fuck, it goes an hour of my life. Yeah. So he comes in, he's wearing his sunglasses at night inside the restaurant, which already like just get out of this point Corey what's his face? Yeah Corey came get out of here. Oh, it's Corey Cory

Where are more other other not Corey amon. It's not Corey the other Corey Whatever I can I will I will get to the bottom of it look it out of here Corey from That show that took place in Long Island the Long Island wife's club Long I'm so Corey. Oh my god. Oh, you know Corey. She doesn't know. Oh my god Corey lives upstairs because Boyfriend left to Corey. Yeah, I'm alive great show by the way. That's why is a Gory wise up. No Corey was the best friend wasn't she? Corey was the one Corey Corey was the one who owned the the Mon with their house for yeah Cory gold far she owns this along with her husband

She's like, yeah, you know what my husband stuck a thumb up someone to ask but wasn't he the guy who stuck his thumb up Liza's but hole No, that the guy who stuck his thumb up L as a butthole, was married to what would be in like jewels or something like that. Do you see Jonathan? Oh, yeah, he's hilarious. Oh, my God. We're basically like 90-year-olds talking about this fucking show that we watched one

time. Like literally- I'm sorry, audience. Made no impact on pop culture, but we love it so much we still follow Cory Goldfarb with our Instagram. I love me some Cory Goldfarb. Okay, so anyway, sorry. Sunlight is a song by Cory Hart. Don't wear your sunglasses at night.

That's the point, okay? Everybody, just stop it. And then he took him off, so he didn't wear him the whole time, which he better not of. But still, it's a bad way to start. So he pulled, what does he do? Pull out Quas chair or something,

and she's like, that was very nice of you By the way, I'm sorry. I cannot let this jump the woman who lived with lies her name was Andy It was killing me. I would not have been able to be a good recap or with that in my mind Sorry, well, I think we've already proven that point today I'm being like Corey Corey. Oh, oh, and then that girl. And then what was that show? Shantelier. Okay, so either way, the guy does something,

I think he just like hugs her or whatever, and then he'd like sit down and have been, have been like, daddy, let's just cut to the chase. What's your credit score? He's like, I actually don't know my credit score and Quad's like, mm-hmm, because Quad is now in roleplaying mode

Like like we always refer to roleplaying mode because there's the season where her brother was staying with her And she like dressed up as if she were an employee at Comcast and was interviewing him for a future job and then there was the time where she was gonna be a private investigator So she got a trench coat on so now she's and then there was a time when was going to be she was trying to teach Toria about how to pay taxes. Members, so she pretended to work at H&R block or something. Yeah, she just loves some role playing. Yeah, so yeah, what's your credit score? And he's like, I don't know. And they're like, what? And he says, well, I stay prayed. So that's not a problem. I'm like, does the Lord really work with bad credit? Because I think he just like the Lord would be like, you're poor, great, here's a bath in a fish sandwich.

That's not gonna buy you a car. Yeah, I'm like, you know, I'm glad you stayed prayed, but what is experience? I have to say about that. You're credit score has changed. Looks like you prayed today. Oh, so when you buy your new car, are you just going to say, oh, my score is I prayed. Do you want us to let you know if somebody else has been praying under your

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering App. So Quad is like, well, he's not ideally what I would go for if I'm basing everything You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya So Quad is like well, he's not ideally what I would go for if I'm basing everything on his looks Um, you were married to Gregory. Okay, that's true. I still see a fucking mini-cooper on the street and traumatized So please stop acting like you're you know looking for a fucking Brad Pitt over there Yeah, you were like literally marriage to someone who probably appeared in a Sonic the Hedgehog game as a villain. Okay, he was probably a boss of level three. Totally, totally. He comes like probably bursting out the ground. It's like, I'm not the Gregory, I'm gonna kill you.

And then like Sonic has to zip around. And you beat him by like finally wiping off all the spit from his face, like all the spit foam. Yeah, you like throw a trash bag at him and make him take out the trash instead. Yes. So quad is like, have you been buried and he says, no, have you got children? Yes. And then quad just gives this face like, oh, she is curious that he has children. So then he says what everybody wants to hear when they're dating a guy with kids. He's like, yeah, and I don't get to see him.

And it's not my choice. That's my trial in life right now, not seeing my son. Yeah, uh-huh. That doesn't sound good. And he's also never been married, which I don't think it's bad to never be married when you're that guy's age, but like that that he has a kid to, but never been married. And then he's not allowed to see the kid. And then on top of that, this kid was a result of a four, but like that he has a kid too, but never been married, and then he's not allowed to see the kid.

And then on top of that, this kid was a result of a four-year relationship that he was going to get rid of, and then there was a lot of pop-ups. And basically, the kid is also one-year old. So just like red flags everywhere. It is very totally. Chinese New Year's. Yeah, so it's like a red dragon, okay,

running through the restaurant. It's just like red banners, lanterns, everything. It is like, it is firecrackers are going off. That parade of red flags was so long. It turned into like day of the dead. It's like, wow, this parade really, really just keeps going. Yeah. So yeah, it's really bad because then he's like blaming her for him getting her pregnant.

It's like, yeah, you know, I was trying to end it, but she just kept popping up, you know, and that's when we conceived. It's like, uh, okay. So way to pregnancy shame, the mother of her child. Yeah, exactly. It's called use of condom. So, uh, but then heavenly, of course, has another guy in the wings ready to go and he's sitting at the bar.

I mean, obviously, by the way, this entire scene entire scene is so so fake, but whatever we just go along with it. So she has Dr. Wakefield Jr. at the bar and he's plan B, which is maybe something that the first guy should have maybe suggested his ex used. So anyway. Oh, I'm going to upset people. I just saw this and was like, wow, this is the origin story of James Earl Jones because he's like a young big guy at the bar and I, you know, I'd love me some James Earl Jones, love his commercial work And so I was just expecting him to be like, hello, it's me James Earl Jones, but he wasn't at all. He's like

It's me James Earl Jones, but he wasn't at all he's like He made like a little yell did you notice that he made like a little yell I did not This that totally got me off guard. I was not expecting that Yeah, and meanwhile back at the table quiet as stuck in this conversation with this guy who's talking about how he's like a lion and a lamb And she's like well, what's the lion like like the lion is not cute? I don't want someone to talk to me like that. I don't want to be I I don't want someone who refers to himself in an extended metaphor. That's very annoying to me. He goes, every man is a lamb and lion duality. Shut up Henry. Listen, yeah, shut up month of March. How about have one of those animals pay their child support? How about that? Yeah, yeah, and do either of those animals have a credit score, I just am curious.

Yeah, and also people who are like, wow, watch out. I've got a temper. It's like, wow, you sound, you just sound like a peach, you know? It's like, let's keep dating. I'm just going to emotionally abuse you for the rest of our relationship. Yeah, is this your way of producing me by saying, yeah, I don't want to see a song. I'm a real prick. Yeah.

I mean, it probably works with certain, like, it would work with like Brittany from Vanderpump Rules, because she's like, someone I can't see, it's I'm in gay, yay, yay. I love why is I in lambs? This one time I was like, I was like, okay, so I saw this like,

well, I was like, I want to get the line. I was like, it was just like, I was like, really nice, but then I saw a lamb. And I was like, I want the lamb too. Then my mummy was like, I want you to get both, and I've got loaded lamb, I'm engaged lamb too, then my mommy was like, I want you to get both, and I've got a lot of lamb! I'm engaged!

So Heavenly brings the other guy over, and, um, and Quads like, oh jeez, I feel very uncomfortable! And they start cracking up, so Quads like, I've got to go to the bathroom, because I can't. And Heavenly is just cackling at the table in her head with the capsule, which vaping is probably too mean enough. I can't do it, I don't know if I can do it, even that I can't do it. I don't know if I can do it. Even that I can do it. She's like,

it's really loud screechy cackle. Yeah. And so then Henry gets up and goes to the bathroom, follows her to the bathroom. Yeah. So quad is having a totally real scene with this girl in the bathroom And she goes, I know I just met you with the bathroom right now, which is like such an improper way to open a scene Kai Ron comes up to say Shauna Quad's bathroom confidant Shauna the luckiest woman in Atlanta that night. She's like I just go to the bathroom next You know this reality star walked in and now I'm on camera and she's been to me about a crazy situation. It was amazing.

So then Henry enters and quads like, you came into the woman's bathroom and he's like, yes, yes I did. Could you all excuse us for a second? How about you leave? Yeah, I think he was like trying to show like a masculine assertiveness. I think that's what he was doing to show like I'm a sexy man. He's gonna take a take control of the situation

Even if it means going to the ladies room, but instead he just sort of seemed like a dick He kicked out Shauna who was like having the best time and she's like, okay, even though you're not supposed to be here I wish Shauna had said something to him like no, you don't kick me out of Out of my bathroom. You leave. I, I don't, we're, we're Shauna next time. Send up for yourself. Yeah, Shauna. I mean, it's like every scene I've seen, I've watched a scene on National Geographic for just years and years. Like, it's a bathroom and then a lion enters, you know. Yeah. So Henry, you leave Henry, leave. So quads just trying to be nice and Kind of hugs him and she's like well

Thanks for coming in he's like well. I'm a strong man and I wanted to see you before I left and also I'm empowered now that I've stopped at least four people from being scary Rar-Rar-Mam Yeah, and quads like I could have had my panties. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, all the way down like like so right I said no, no, no, no No, no, no, no to the flow flow flow So back at the table Back at the table Quad goes over to sit down and now she's gonna talk with this wake field guy

And apparently he's like a multi-millionaire And he's divorced and so Quad wants to know why he's divorced and he's like well, I'm divorced because I just I wanted to empower my wife And she just couldn't take the empowerment and I was like, hmm Why do I not believe this at all? Yeah, he's like as a successful person, you know, you just want your wife to believe in herself and be successful And she's you know, unfortunately she was a lazy slob who didn't want to better herself So here we are, you know, yeah, and quads like are you sure you're not just fully yourself buddy and Heavenly goes well

Before you leave the man at the front is gonna bring the check to you and you're gonna pull out your card Is that a problem with you? Yeah, that was kind of amazing. So they the guy leaves and have happens like so quad Which you consider going out with any of them again and quads like mmm no So let's see now we're over with Buffy and Buffy with a roller case. Oh, Simone and Buffy. Here we go. Yeah So Buffy goes to yeah, Buffy goes to Simone's office and she has a lump under her arm and it's been there for six months And she's like a nervous wreck because she is afraid it might be cancerous So she basically Simone checks it out and and you know that she's basically gonna get a mammogram

There's like nothing to say about this except it was actually like very unsettling to watch I felt like very nervous, but I love love love watching Simone or one Jack or Jackie to or I mean We haven't seen much of it from Contessa or or from heavenly, but I love when they really are in doctor mode And they're really like okay at this moment. I'm not a reality star, I'm not being extra, I'm just like, this is me being a professional, this is me who's like like really focused in. I thought it was actually like very way more interesting than the last scene that we talked about for 10 minutes about the stupid thing. Really? I didn't, yeah I don't need to see this on my TV personally. Your husband needs to cheat on you, so what needs that? I've tested your lips.

I've tested your lips, okay? What the test I got back is you're boring me. Make your husband do something horrible, so I can be entertained by your seed, thanks. Well, I thought it was much more entertaining than Jackie and Curtis going over to her new offices and then like walking around and you know, like, oh, the elevator isn't ready yet.

Here's a room, you know. Because Curtis is now the project manager for Jackie's business, which basically just means she's trying to keep them off the streets from cheating. So she's having him come talk to elevator people who are not, you know, who... I don't think it's going very well because the elevator guys on vacation for three weeks. Yeah, what is this like France? What's going on?

What sort of elevator supervisor? What sort of elevator checker? Go on the cherry berry in this town. Yeah, where is cherry berry when you need her? Yeah, so that's broken. And you know, it's not like Atlantis is sprawling metropolis with elevator people working all over the place I mean I'd imagine there's a lot of elevator people But I just feel like is there not like a deputy deputy president of elevator affairs in Atlanta like where is this elevator person?

Like how do you just leave all the elevators in the city or state? Literally hanging you're like, inspect that elevator, sir. You know, I was just, I was given a lot of questions about Atlanta's inner workings of bureaucracy. Same to, like that's the sort of shit that keeps me up at night. Like where the fuck is this elevator inspector and where'd he go?

It better have been a good vacation. He better have gone to like, you know, and Dora or something. Like, like if I find like, if I find out- If you don't find a vacation for three, like who gets a three week vacation? Yeah, what government worker gets three weeks, okay? And like little kids all over Atlanta are like, mommy, I wanna be the elevator president, okay?

Cause that motherfucker gets three weeks off. Everybody. Yeah, yeah, no. By the way, he did not have three weeks off. He probably was in his office and Curtis just never called him and this is his way of like buying time with Jackie. Oh yeah, the elevator president is in the South of France on holiday. Oh, and the stairs are not done because the stair guild is on strike about forks.

Yeah. And it's like basically my job is to strike about forks. And it's like basically my job is to keep my wife happy. Well, congratulations. You've got a gold star for the past three months of work that you've done in this current position. Okay. Yeah. And what qualified you on this front?

Because last time I checked your resume was a bit checkered on that front. That's exactly. Okay, so let's go over to something more boring. Contestus party, okay? So there's some bull or something coming out of a car. There's a bull coming out of a car. That's just how I want to do.

That's amazing. It was like, okay, we're gonna recreate Pemplona in Contestus backyards. Everyone put on white outfit with a red scarf and run for your lives. Yeah. So she was running around screaming for everybody to move their cars because there are going to be horses to take people down to the, I don't know. Oh, there's horse at the top. There's a trolley. Did you notice the Gernard Wells from the

Food Network star show? I did not. So it's funny. I was gonna say something last week because when when there I think it was last week they were talking about quad Doing all sorts of stuff like and how quad I think it was quad who appeared at the essence festival or essence cooks Yes, it was last week and she was on a panel with this guy and I was like, hey There's the guy from the food network star, but I was like, it's really like I'm not gonna bring this up But then he appeared again as the caterer for Contessa. And I was like, wow, I must mention it somewhere. Well, good for him. I liked him on that show.

Do you remember? Do you look to him on PCM? No, but I watched that. Didn't we watch that season? I think we did. Yeah. He remember he did like a split at one point. That's all I remember for him is that he did the splits. And he's like a bigger guy. So it was like surprising. Yeah. Um, well, you know, congratulations. And I'll tell you who else is really happy about this party. The neighbors who are going to have horseshit all over the streets. So thanks for that contest. Okay. Yeah. And and contest is yelling at everyone because guess what? The carnival party is not ready because it's a carnival party and it takes a lot and Atlanta clearly is not a quick

to have carnival parties and for some reason Contessa keeps yelling about mulch. She's like the mulch has to be in the playground. The mulch shouldn't be there. Put the mulch in the playground. Put that mulch in the playground. I'm like what sort of playground is full of mulch? Every kid's dream. A birthday party with bags of mulch. Yeah. oh yeah, so she's yelling about mulch. She's like, the mulch, the mulch, and the horses and the mulch. Oh my god, that cake is beautiful. The mulch, the mulch.

So, heavenly, heavenly shows up. And she takes the tiny train to get to the party, which I don't know. I thought it was supposed to be horses. I'm very confused, but she's on a tiny horse train. The horse is at the top. The thing that I think is the horses were at the top and I don't know. That's just that the train took to took you for the horse station to the mulch, the mulch pad or whatever.

Or whatever. Yeah. Well, this is a party with a lot of transportation to work out, you know. Yeah, that's too much for a drive away. Thank God he doesn't get the same vacation schedule. The transportation deput. He doesn't get the same vacation schedule. The transportation deputy doesn't get the same vacation schedule as the elevator president. President. Yeah, sorry, president, president elevator,

but you missed out on a party. So she's pissed off and she sits on some kids' water. And she's like, I said, are you water? Contest his son. I'm like a beat up a pants. Well, because she sits, she gets on the little train, which is really cute. And so she gets on the little train which is really cute So she gets on the train and she's like Daddy, I'm gonna sit on the train. It was like really cute

And then she sits down. I forgot his name the son, but like but she's basically like Oh, how are you and then all this is like you spelled water on me What's happy she was like scolding the kid and he's like whatever bye She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's's so funny. Yeah, she's like, I just got off work and I'm tired. These damn kids are getting on my nerves, daddy. Yeah. So, um, so then everyone starts to arrive. Cecil and Simone arrive and Mariah comes in with Dr. Jared and Buffy and Buffy's husband. And like, it's kind of funny because like Buffy's husband's looking at all the kids like whoa this is too much like he's like whoa yeah he's like no thanks um and you know we find out that well I don't know if we just found this out but he's saying yeah we wanted kids

and we still want kids but sometimes we're like well glad we don't have to deal with this and she's like well that's how he fails whereas I'm sad I I was like, geez, Buffy, perk up, okay? I know like dot, dot, dot. And then we find out later that it's a really sad story. So I shouldn't even be terrible that I even laughed, because it's not funny. But at that point, at this point, I just wrote perk up. Deep, deep, deep. Yeah, at that point, it was funny,

because he was like, you know, we wanted the kids, but then, you know, this is like a lot. Sometimes I'm like, happy, don't have to deal with this, this stuff. I'm like, you know, we wanted kids, but then, you know, this is like a lot. Sometimes I'm like, happy you don't have to deal with this stuff. I'm like, amen. So then Jack can curl to show up and curl to say, whoa, they got a basketball hoop, but she's like, um, there's like men on stilts and horses and a little train and like giant rides

and a video game truck and a spob bus. And the only thing you notice is a basketball hoop. Yeah. So then Mariah comes in and now Mariah in her testimonial is wearing some trying killer metal it looks I've seen it at home goods but I can't remember in what form like is it a bowl that doesn't hold anything do you know what I'm talking about an ornamental bowl yes it's like an ornamental metal bowl, but it doesn't hold anything.

Anyway, I just had to point that out because it was very distracting. So Mariah comes in and she's like, there are so many, she says there are lots of kids. I left mine at home, so I'm confused, which I don't even know what Mariah is talking about half the time, but I keep writing it down. I just liked that like after a buffy and then also Jackie, I was like, there are a lot of kids here in the Mariah. I like that. There is just like one of those things where it's like, oh kids, kids, kids, but they're all getting suddenly very uncomfortable almost as if to suggest that the kids might rise up and like put all the parents in the basement. That's why you have to watch out for kids

I mean don't take over the world, okay? Yeah, exactly it just you could see how like un How like un unsettled she was I was like that's like me anytime. I go near like really any child I'm like, oh no, but these were this was a ton of kids I mean so she really could get a lot of damn kids. And when I found out that party only cost 15 grand, I was like, what did you start? Did they eat the mulch?

Like, what did they even eat? How did you feed? That's a whole village of children. I know. And the truth is this, if I were a kid, that would be the best part of her, one to my life. But if I were an adult, I'd be like, get me out of here immediately.

Yeah. So Simone and Jackie talk about how busy Jackie is. And then Heavenly is talking about all the carbs she's about to eat. And she's like, damn, Dan Contessa, this is a lot. Like, look at all these carbs, OK? Yeah. Look at all these carbs, OK?

How many kids are even here? Yeah, exactly. And then like there's talk about therapy because contestant Scott, there's like no more intimacy and they're going to do therapy and Scott seems like a little nervous and C-SIL's telling Scott it's okay. It's based a whole bunch of conversation. I really, I was like looking at my fingernail at that point. Yeah, I don't care Scott and Kitesa. I do not care, okay? He can't therapy, I don't know when Kitesa's a leader.

Yeah, and then when Kitesa's like, well, there's nothing left there. I mean, he has his closet, I have my closet. We say good night. Go to bed. I'm like, that sounds like fucking privilege to me. Like, it sounds like everything I'm working towards, okay? Separate closets and someone I don't have to talk to.

Like, sign me up. Yeah, exactly. And so then we cut to Toya's there with her son and he is, she's like, why don't you go in the pool and he's like, I don't wanna go in the pool, it's dirty. And then Mariah's like, oh, he can get in and Toya's like, no, no, no, no. And then Mariah's like, children don't lie.

If the baby say it's dirty, maybe it's a pissy pool. Which I feel like is such, like that's like the most important thing we've ever gotten out of this show. Yes. The baby says dirty, maybe it's a pissy pool. And you know that Mariah, this is gonna be a fight later where Mariah is accusing Contessa in a vicious way

of having a pissy pool. Like you and your dirty pool, you know, you know that's gonna come around somehow. Yeah, there'll be a pissy pool fight. Yeah, with dirty pool, you know, you know that's going to come around somehow. Yeah, there'll be a pissy pool fight. Yeah, with her gold Lego salad bowl on her head. So then some bone, with her talking about some most flat butt and stuff and they're all teasing her. And then and heavenly's like, well, she could have added some ass like, wow, dude, I mean, I mean, quite, quite, quite, quite in my ass, okay? That's a romance. Wink.

Wink. Wink, wink. And then we, now it's time to cut the cake. And so Scott picks up their daughter, Lela. And when he does it, like Lela's legs just like swing right into contest and knock the drink out of her chest. And I was just like, you know, it's a good thing that Toy did not do that because this would be a whole drama.

Like, it would be a disaster. I know. It was like, sorry, I saw a crab. Sorry. The crab was like, but I thought the party was open for everyone. And of course, Contessa's like, welcome to my life. Okay. Not shopped. So then people are asking where Contessa is and stuff. and Contessa is binging in the kitchen, which Contessa does do a lot of things, right? Cause that is how to run a party. Yep. And then there's the cake delivery and blah, blah, blah.

There's something that's been passed forward. Something that's been passed forward. Yes, yeah, Contessa and Scott are like, they're still like, are we, like, she's like, I'm sorry for snapping and he's like, well, we don't have to be snapping and like, are we still team at calf? I don't all I just go to therapy already We don't we don't need to see the deliberations about therapy. Just go and then let us watch yeah, bore your therapist Okay, so then

Buffy and Simone some one is going with Buffy to get her test and So that's the last scene and it turns out to be good. I mean, her lumps end up being from drinking too much coffee. I guess it's like her adrenal glands, or is that right? It's extra, I don't know, but it was extra mammary tissue. Dr. Petiford, who I loved, I loved this lady.

She was just like, so, I felt like we've even seen her before, but she was just very much like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Like, you know, when know when a doctor is super informative and just says things with that authority of like, like, there's a lot of words at you and you're like, I don't know what this means,

but she seems to know and I really like it. And I liked her hair. She looked like she was hosting a morning show, you know, like a local morning show. Yeah, I loved it. And she does this for a living, obviously. So, that's good to imagine. She's just in off the street. She does this for a living,. So, that's good to you, imagine. She's just in off the street.

She does this for a living, but that kind of doctor scares me. It's like, okay, well, go through your history. You're in a higher risk group because of your aunt. And then you know, you do have genes that could be positive. So, so I'm going to do your breast exam, your mammal, lift up your arms. Let's do this. Oh my God.

I need someone to be like, this is a brown M&M. Suck on this for a minute. Are you okay? Do you need another M&M? Okay, yeah, let me explain what we're gonna do today and here's another M&M I just want someone to feed me M&M's okay. Don't ever say cancer in the test Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that actually so um, but it seems like for right now it looks like it's just pretty benign And then Buffy talks about how she wanted to have a baby. And essentially, they just weren't able to conceive.

And she starts to cry. And I was part of the big plan. And she was hoping to come into a kitchen that was a mess. And the kids had gotten to something. It was really sad. It always makes me sad these scenes. Because listen, I don't think you need to have kids to have a full, a full

vital and like complete life, but I feel bad for people who want that and they can't get it. And it's like, you know, it's always sad when you see when someone really wants something and it's just something that does not happen for them. But that being said, adoption, you know? Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's other routes to take, but you know, you do that after you get over the initial sadness and stuff. Yeah, or not.

I mean, what do I know, honestly? I mean, what do we, like, last thing anyone wants to hear is our thoughts, like, I literally, have no idea. Like, how does it even work? I don't even know, how does, how do, like, like, how do, how do babies work? How does that happen?

I don't know. I don't know what's going on inside a lady's body. Yeah, we don't have factory. Yeah, we don't know. We're just But we Yeah, no, but by the way, it was a sad but but you know moving moving weight and the episode But we're not gonna end on a sad note instead. We're gonna end on something that we haven't done a little while But we're really happy to reintroduce It's crap in spotlight. So, this is something that we, our Patreon listeners or supporters get to do. If you support

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