Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts

Episode Date: October 16, 2018

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But we wanted to also touch on Shaz of Sunset because it was really fun. And we didn't cover it last week because we did our New York Maracco episode and so we actually already recorded our thoughts on shots of sunset and guess what? Record wasn't pressed. Luckily Ronnie has recorded a backup but it comes out sort of like midway through and we are honestly we are too poop to go back and re-record so basically the point is Mike is a fucker he never said said, you never, you never, you never denied that he was boning some weight risk in Vegas and he's ridiculous. So we're just going to insert right here what we do have left of our shot discussion because we do have some

and then we're going to come back and talk marriage medicine. I mean, Reza is, he's so low down and dirty. Anytime he's in the wrong, he just gets nastier and nastier that whole Oh, it's our fault you got divorced because you couldn't keep it in your pants and it's our fault, white girl. So then Mike's like, I'm never talking to Rems again. He's also a terrible person on the cast, by the way. Which, you know, it's like, it's a low bar. So Mike's like, literally they have a low bar in there. They're like, do you want to have a drink from the high bar? The low bar we have both of them in the sweets. So I could just roll over and bat and have like

I thought the bar. It's a bed bar. Yeah, they have like bars at different heights that way you have to do a minimal movement to access the cocktails So Mike's like Yeah, I can never trust you again. You're my brother. I'm done with Ressa. This is it. I've done with him. We are not brothers anymore. Never again. And then like the next five seconds, Ressa, like, thank you all. You're my brother, but then you are mean to me. And I do everything that you're asked. And why can't you just say thank you for doing it? Thank you my house, honey. Mike, I tried to be a brother to you,

but you don't let it make it easy, Mike. Mike, you don't say what's happening inside you, and how can a brother feel that way? And so Mike's like, you don't understand Reza. When I lost what I cheated on Jessica, I was so hard on everyone. Everyone, my mother got hurt, my father got I was so hard on everyone everyone my mother got hurt My father got hurt my sister got hurt my dog got hurt my carpets got hurt my bushes got hurt every every mirror on the side of every car

And LA still gets her night right bye Okay, like it's like if socks the homeless people okay, this is why but then I feel bad like I can't even date I can't even date homeless people without socks anymore because of what I did to Jessica This is why she with random horse in Las Vegas, which right away Notice it Mike sobbed and cried and so we never got to find out if you never said he never said where he was Exactly funny. We never got to the like he never said he stayed over somewhere and he's like this is why this is This is why like how many babies you have to make to fill in the hole in my heart for what I did? About me died.

It died in there. So I like when Reza says, you never let your internal spirit shine through the sleep, Mike. It was like something so stupid. I was like, his internal spirit is showing through, okay? And those plugs, they just look like hair plugs, okay? That's a shitty internal spirit is showing through okay and those plugs they just look like hair plugs okay that's a shitty internal spirit that that like that like bump in his groin that's his internal spirit rising so uh yes and then he's like do you know jeska she went to Tony Robbins and she called me up and enough. Apparently not because you were fucking some other hoe last night. You know, Tony Robbins can fill you with as much positivity as he's got left in him. It doesn't change

anything. Okay. Also, Tony Robbins is super problematic. So the fact that Jessica is turning to him for advice and relationships is hilarious. But I think that basically it was more of that like, she felt like shit about that whole situation, right? And so that's why she left him because she's like, I am enough. I don't need Mike. So then, and then we learned by the way, what cracked me up is that we learned that Morgan dumped Mike because he kept talking down to her and how it's like, I cannot believe that Morgan is the person who actually has sense on this episode. Like out of nowhere Morgan has a brain.

Yeah, she's like Tony Robbins said, I am enough, then he grabbed my ass and I am done with you, Mike. I am done. And then the mic's off. I mean, somehow he still found out a way to put a whole, you know, Sephora store on his face in between like fucking some rando

and then coming in here and sobbing. I just can't with these men. We're like fucking everything, fucking over every girl they date and then crying and it's just because they're sensitive, okay? Yeah, exactly. And then of course Mike and Reza are like hugging and it's like we have a complicated relationship, you know? That's like family, you know, like you fight, you get along together and you hug and you undermine each other and you Reached other's marriages, but that's like family, you know, like okay enough YouTube and then also I just have to talk about Oh, Sherman guy's man bun cut off, which was a big moment for him. They were which I was proud I was proud of the group coming together to shame him enough together to the man bun. It was overdue and Then but here's the thing that car he driving. So I don't know my car models very well, but he basically, we've talked about his car, but this, this episode,

I feel like I really got a good look at the car. Is that Mercedes? Is it the G wagon? Is that what it's called? I don't know. Who you asking? You know, the, you know, the, you know, the, I think it's called the G wagon, where the Mercedes works like a, it's like a big box on wheels, but he modified it so that way, the housing for the wheels sort of extends out and then it has like monster truck tires on it. And just seeing the car from like a wide angle and seeing it going down the street,

I was like, this is exactly Shervin right here. Okay, and I love Shervin. I think Shervin is sweet and I think he has, I think he's also relatively intelligent, but he has very douchey tendencies and just looking at this, you know, because you can see the G-Wagon and we all, like, you know what a regular G-Wagon looks like

proportionally. You sort of, you see this car and then it's been like, propped up with this like giant add-ons and it just looks ridiculous. It's like, it's like, propped up with this like giant add-ons and it just looks ridiculous It's like look it's like imagine looking at like a little tractor and then the tractor has like penny farther wheels on it It's like what is that it doesn't make any sense. I just feel like if I was ever running for mayor You know, there's so much wrong with LA that it's really hard to encapsulate it in a stump speech So I'd be like listen everybody this town's disgusting and we need to fix it this is everything wrong with LA and then I just open a curtain

and it would be that car and a guy with a man bun in it okay I'll engage Sherman yes that is everything wrong with LA is that whole picture yeah I mean that that really the more I see that that G wagon that souped up G wagon the more annoyed I get and you know it probably makes noise But you know it's a straw Don't you know it's a fucking straw anybody But that's G Wagon that's gonna guzzle up like all sorts of gas and it's so big that you can take up two parking spots Which is an added inefficiency in a city that's okay? That's okay. Hey everybody look in the mirror if you're a human you're a

fucking hypocrite I'm sick of it and I'm gonna keep my straws I don't care what any of you say. Well you're actually, wait, I just want you to know that by you saying you're gonna keep your straws you're actually fulfilling the whole reason for that campaign which is that you reduce reuse and recycle. Well I've been using the same Starbucks straw for three weeks now. So there, so it's working. You're actually the point that it's actually been good that they're getting more straws because now people are instead of just throwing out straw to straw, you're using the same straw. Yeah, hug a tree kick eternal.

But by the straws will be back and I'll tell you why because they tried to they tried to take away plastic bags. They made it that like if you wanted to have a bag at the grocery store you had to pay 10 cents and That was enough to be like super annoying. I don't know why it's just like the unprinciple that like I know I started using tote bags a whole lot more and then they they changed the law that like now you get charged No matter they they changed some law where the supermarkets like well fuck it We're bringing bags back and then get bags again. So the straws will be back. Yeah, well it's like when they got everybody to get a Prius

and they were like, you can go in the car pool and if you get a Prius cause you're helping the earth and then they took all of those away and now because everybody's getting such good gas, now instead of a gas tax, they're gonna just put a mileage tax. You see, this is just a trick you. it makes you, meaning you're gonna pay, even if you drive a smart car that uses no gas,

you're gonna have to pay a tax based on your mileage, so that the people who bought a smart car to pay less and gas aren't gonna get away with that shit anymore. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Also crazy is watching Gigi try to do an elevator pitch for her, uh, Wusah. Is that the name of her? Also crazy is watching Gigi try to do an elevator pitch For her WUSA her is that the name of her? She really expected to be throwing a ball in an elevator. I mean the girl. Yeah, she really she really thought like it was

She was gonna be learning baseball in an elevator and Wow, she she that was that was mortifying to watch Yeah, so everybody knew that Gigi was gonna fail at this. I mean, I think this was like the setup, like, need me to gave her three weeks in order to make, I don't know. It's like, it's almost like he gave her more time to freak out about us as she would fail harder. Yeah, but God, she was, yeah, she really failed. And there was a year you're talking to a bunch of potheads, which is even worse.

Even they're like, oh my God, get some energy. she really failed. And there was a year you're talking to a bunch of pot heads, which is even worse, even there like, oh my god, get some energy. And I thought it was going to be one of these classic reality show things where they show some stutters and some bumps and an awkward opening. And you're like, oh no, but then like they find their footing and then they get really inspirational. And then by the end, everyone's clapping and they really kill it. But no, she just was terrible. The entire time I got worse and worse and worse. And then in the middle of the pitch she goes, listen, I'm going to say something that they told me not to say, I've never had a job in my life.

It's like, oh, okay, here take my money. Yeah. Like to get more respect. And people just like that they're like, I have a full facial tattoo and I still look like I'm looking down on you. So that was pretty much that except of course I know everybody's dying to know about Destiny's parents. Oh God.

I don't care. I do not care. Stop talking about this. It's all she talks about. All Destiny's doing this season is going. Yes! She doesn't really... Yes!

Yes! I need to find my dad. Yes She doesn't really she I need to find my dad Did it just talk about it makes me cry. I'm like, oh, and you know How many times have to watch her like dab the bottom of her eyes to get the tears away. I can't Now I did like when Mikey came to Vegas and he's like, yeah, I'm a gift for this beef And then he goes into MJ. Tommy. I mean not Mikey. I'm a mic. I mean, I don't know It's like any interchangeable Jersey name basically. Yeah, so Tommy and then he goes into MJ And he's asleep and he's like, hey baby, it's me your president. And she goes you need some mouthwash

Yeah, you could use some mouthwash yourself, honey. I was like, and that's love. Yeah, love. That's that's love right there. Exactly. So yeah, so that was Shaws. That's that's that's basically all that stuff that was worthwhile because the the middle of the episode was just like dead dull and terrible. More more wedding planning, whatever bullshit. I don't know because I got kind of bored No fans because Destiny seems like she's really nice. We've got damage. She's boring me So it came to destiny during her fake crime over some bad thing And so I was like I'm gonna go use my new nose vacuumer and then I was in there

You know vacuuming my skin and giving myself tiny little red bruises all over my face So thanks a lot, Shaz jaws look for more self-harm. A bitch needs to take a commercial break. Bitch feel like time for a commercial. That's so Persian. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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going into surgery for her double mastectomy. And this week, they did the previous leaves and they showed her getting wheeled off and the music was like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun and it was so intense that they didn't even do the opening cry, they just said, Maritim Edison, I was like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

And then it's like her getting wheeled out of surgery, me like, I'm fine. I was like, why does crazy music build up? Well, I was really glad when that crazy build up, let, you know, led up to her getting her chest open. And then there was a pop tart inside. I was like, wow, this is my sitting. But no, seriously a question.

Why do we need to, some things are private. And I get that you're on a show and you're sharing your life, and this is part of it, and I'm not saying you should keep this a secret and all that. Good for you for sharing it. I'm sure you've helped a lot of people by sharing it. I do not need a fucking iPhone in your face the second you wake up from surgery.

I don't need it. Nobody needs it. Get the fuck out of there. Stop, why are you doing this to yourself? Yeah. I'm not everything needs to be recorded, Okay. And for those of my friends who have babies, I'm so happy for you. I don't want to see it bursting through your vaginal wall or vaginal wall. Okay. Don't tell me that it's a

kind of party. Yeah. Yeah. I know you're saying it didn't bother me that much. It just what bothered me was the manipulation on Brava's part of making this music sound like, like, guess what? Contessa went to surgery and no one ever saw her again. Where is Contessa? Like, is there, are we in the middle of like some sort of like, Janet Ivanovich mystery? No, she's like fine. Like, the surgery happens and like,

it's like, it'd be, it'd be one thing if they even like, if they teased it out, like, dun dun dun dun, like, you know, five minutes of pacing and when she'd be ready and people come over and where is Contessa? I'm just worried. But they literally were like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, marriage and medicine dun dun dun dun dun dun. All right, the surgery was a success. Well, it was just disturbing because she's in, it's like, and boom, her, like, close up

of her in extreme pain, she's still out of it from it, she's sobbing, and she's got fake eyelashes, like, hanging off of her eye. I I'm like what does somebody come in here and do her makeup to make her ready for this iPhone camera footage Just let the woman read it was pretty Yeah, pretty them to and they would put on the like the eyelash sideways like there we go that looks good We have some bad news is my wife all right. She's fine. We just couldn't make her face like yellow enough. Oh, you a doctor No, I'm just with the makeup team Prim and D. They never figure out the mystery illness, but goddamn it. You have a different color face when you come out of there You know like a different tone skin and like eyelashes hanging off

Exactly. So contest as we go from Contessa coming out of a traumatic double mastectomy surgery to Well, Gina Doyle with the kids in the box The mountain most shallower shit ever okay this family like I love this family because they cracked me up But God there's shallow. They're having a picnic and toy it goes. So what did you ask for if you pay? And the kid goes a house with the pool. I was like well good glad we're focusing on the positive yeah exactly you know they're starving children all over the world right well they're kids they're allowed to ask for a pool if you ask me their toios kids yeah that's true when they say pool they really mean like a wave pool you know so what and then we see quad who I think was with the

sister circle shopping you know with a glass of post-seco. And then we see Aiden jumping rope, all the usual stuff. We'd learn Mariah's rhyme for jumping rope down by the River Hanky Panky. I was like, wait a minute, I think you're missing a bunch of words in there. I didn't jump from that much, but... And that thing, yes, it was the sister circle.

And you can tell when Quads with the sister circle, because they're always laughing and talking like way too loudly, because they're very aware of being on camera. And they're like mourning show people, you know what I mean? She's like, who would have an ever-ever-ever! And they're like, ah! They like walk everywhere with linked arms. Yeah.

Pick that booty outside, Quads! Yes, quads! I'm like, you guys are in a dressing room. Could you please keep it down? Yeah, you know it's the sister circle, because it keeps throwing it to sports. Like, well, that looks great on you, quads. Now let's go see what happened with the next last night. Like, we are your shopper.

Now let's see what this bra tastes like. Thank you for coming to the sister circle. Yeah, now, quads, will you cook us your famous lamb chops? Like you're a, you're a, a banana public. So then heavenly comes home and you just see Daddy looking like he's taken 30s annex as usual in his scrubs as usual sitting at a sitting at his electric piano, his Casio keyboard. Yeah. And they keep giving us a close-up of these sunglasses. Just to remind us that Daddy's also a musician. And I like that when Daddy is playing on his Casio,

he's still in scrubs. Like, he's not even like, not even just like gonna casually get into like cool musician clothes. He's like, just scrubs 24 hours. Like, if he's gonna be sitting, he's gonna be in scrubs. I wonder if we're gonna find out one day that he's never even been a doctor It's just fishy that he's always in scrubs at this point. I know I mean to be fair Dr. Luke also not a doctor and also very problematic It's Dr. Luke Um, just Google Kesha and you'll find it all.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. And what happened to Kesha? She's still around after all of that. Yes. I saw with her on that reality show where the wall comes up and down. And I was like, wow, wasn't this so psychic? No, Kesha, Kesha made Kesha release an album this year. And she had like some powerful anthems on it.

You know, she had some good like a war show performances. You know, I think I feel like everyone's team Kesha these days and I'm very, I'm happy for her. I'm talking about your personal credit for the success of Westworld, you know. Why is that? Okay. Because you're reading for the robots, you know, you want them to like start feeling things and come through everything.

It's like they were just sex robots. They were built to be just sex robots and they're traumatized and they're hurt and then like by season three they just start killing bitches. Well, if you think about it, Kesha is like one twisted fate away from having been Triximonical. Like wake up in the morning and I smell like that Jack Dan yells whatever. Like that's like a Triximonical joint right right there. If you really think about it, like TikTok, this song's called TikTok. TikTok, let me stop, let me moon it on the clock all night. I mean, that should be royalty-free music

that gets played in transition shots on Bravo. And yet somehow it's a huge hit. You better move. You better move. Like I bet Trixi Monical secretly wrote TikTok and it's just furious at Kesha because Kesha took it and like You know what she was like oh Kesha here's this great song. I think you should sing it I want to submit to brawl though and they're gonna play it in the middle ladies of London and Kesha's like sure Great and she takes it and she's like I want to make my own album with this with no royalty free

It's all royalties and Trixi's just angry in the corner takes it and she's like, I want to make my own album with this with no royalty free. It's all royalties and Trixi is just angry in the corner. Trixi gets screwed again. Yeah, by Kesha. Oh, by Kesha. So next, okay, so Heavenly comes home and Daddy's making music. He's like obviously you feel like person on me. Go ahead. Go ahead and fast on me. She's like, but didn't she know I was coming? She should have been outside.

Like, did she expect an Aviva dresser, a Salvanna above the house being like, congratulations, you made it. Yeah, she wanted him to be standing outside to be like hello welcome home heavenly. Now that's the sort of enthusiasm I'd like to see when I get home daddy. His music is just his mistrust and I'll give that to him. And who? Yeah. He didn't mean to do it. He didn't mean to do it! Even man, but there are! Daddy, so daddy, how am I back to my childhood home? And I saw my sister's room and I touched the door and up, and I started to shake. I got real nervous, Daddy!

You know, it's like, well, maybe you never dealt with how you feel from all the traumas of your childhood. Like, you think, Daddy? You think? My mom didn't want to go to Germany, daddy! And then there's like a weird close up on his sunglasses again. It seemed very confusing. You see, like, he has to be like tearing up a dandel. She's like, I don't have any issues for my childhood. Dandel cat, dandel cat, dandel cat.

He's like, I'm proud of you, buddy. You could have swept that under the rug for years But instead you didn't sweep it under the rug and she's like thank you daddy I want to be the best me daddy. I'm like I'm proud of you buddy. Thank you daddy. Love you buddy Cut to cut to a Laura finding like a pack of broadwurst under a rug finding like a pack of bratwurst under a rug. Pete, you did sweep it under the rug. Damn it, Laura! Daddy, I got a blister!

I'm an accuser, daddy! Get the blister to saw your face. My daddy! My daddy! My daddy and me! So now we go to Contessa's house and Contessa is like, you know, walking gingerly, she's like, uh, you know, understandably. And she gets into bed and I don't know, this was cringe worthy, watching the kids come

in and they just like pile on and they just go directly for her chest like, mommy, let me go jump onto your chest. It's like one after another, like boom, boom, boom, boom. I was like, oh my god, Contessa just oh my god cadessa just say no not on the chest not on the chest. Scott could you have worn them he's like okay have fun the kids are coming in there. Mommy! They said they really want to play their favorite game of punch a chest. Do you want to do that, cadessa? Geez, fourth thing. So next up the music is like it's like party party. Yeah party we're party. It's Jackie's spraying down the table outside

She's just wiping down some happy furniture Curtis comes out. He's like wanting to help. She's like well, you could help. He's like great. Bye Yeah, she's throwing a t-shirt that says be the change that you would like to see in the world Well being fit in your knees. So she's cleaning off Dustin Paul and everything every time they talk and have a scene it sounds like they're fighting to me. Yeah, well because when they were fighting that's how they sounded. Yeah, are you going to help me wipe down this patio furniture?

Well, I might if you spend more time with me, I'll go. That was like their version of a knockdown fight. And she's talking back going to see Heavenly and how a lot of them were probably raised with crazy rules that they didn't know were crazy until later and took a step back and realized, you know, like most of us do, that our parents are fucking crazy too. Yeah. And they're just people or whatever. And he's like, well, I had 13 brothers and sisters and not a one of us cause trouble. And then she just slowly turns her head in and just stares at him. Like, what are we going to pretend that you did not have an affair?

It was picked up on the block. And he just looks at her and he's like, is that so crazy? Are we just going to pretend that you don't drive a stupid baker around this stupid town all day long? I'm sorry, but I will never forget Jackie Washington, that PT cruise we're outside. Yeah, no, that was sure. We'll never not make me sad. I know. Exactly. So they're going to look for a dream home, which clearly will not be an apartment in the city because Curtis doesn't like living in the city as we learned a few seasons ago So they want to get out of this house. They're gonna be looking for it and while they're talking about it Curtis is like So she's like Curtis do you have a science infection and he's like yeah, and so she starts tapping his like

His like you know his eyes whatever to see if it hurts and he's like, yeah, and so she starts tapping his like, his like, you know, his eyes, whatever, to see if it hurts and he's like, ah, stop mom, he's like, I'm making an appointment to see a real doctor. I'm like, you know what, fuck you, how about this? You should be so happy that her fake doctorness is giving you such a fake paycheck to buy your fake stutabakers.

Yeah, she's like the old house, has old memories, and we want to forsake those memories and not think of them again fresh house fresh Late hey guess what? Here's an option try fresh man. Yeah, yes fresh man So still cheat on you in that house get a different man like literally get a freshman from the college just like why not? If anyone's are the freshman it's you just like why not if anyone's our refreshment It's you girl. Yeah exactly. There's plenty of options. I'm sure So now yeah, Torrey goes to see a whole

Which looks like it's already falling down. Did you notice that it's kind of tilted? I didn't notice it but I just was I'm just assuming at this point that everything is just like constructed out of like Paper tissue paper and Gods and twigs. Yeah, I'm a kid. It's like I am a maze at this house It's like guy this good guy is good. He lives a capital. What street like you guys cannot afford this house Who do you think you're kidding? Yeah, Yeah. I did think it was cute when her son was like, I was amazed to see the progress here.

I'm like, aren't we all, aren't we all? It's literally like made out of like the material that they make IKEA lambchains out of, you know? Like, if we're going to walk by that. It's like a train for lantern. Yeah, people are going to walk by that house at night and they're going to be seeing like a shadow puppetry show, you know, just them walking around

It's like what's happening in their house. Let's watch the show So Eugene is like okay your room is over there and yours is there. She's like no because that's above our bedroom I wouldn't have children to buy the above our bedroom. I'm a woman who makes noises. I don't want my children to hear those noises. I haven't had installation. Spray phone. Spray phone. Oh, yeah. So, um, uh,

Banana, there's like a little bit of a scene of, of Toyota feeling bad about making her kids switch schools for like the fourth time. She's like, I kind of thought about it because when I go, I went to the school, I kept up switching schools, other than other fails. So I don't want my kids to have none of friends because we've had to move on at it four times. I'm like well how about you buy a house that you can afford so we don't have to move your poor kids around all the time. Yeah and I like that she's talking about him like he's an army brat like this

is his trauma moving to four different mansions. He'll start yeah yeah exactly exactly four different mansions you're so right, exactly. More different mansions. You're so right. I'm not going to feel for you right now. Okay. So up at North House, it's dinner, Miles is home from college, and Simone, of course, is just very Simone in this whole scene. She's got a very big straw, which I approve of, and she's just sipping it passive aggressively the whole time. I approve. She's she's just sipping it passive, passive aggressively the whole time. And it's so I approve. Yeah, me too. She's like, hello Miles. It has been such a long time since we have seen you. Is there anyone from college that you're going to keep in touch with this summer unlike quad and the way she talks with me. I would like to thank you for maintaining a

relationship with your school and your mother and your friends unlike a woman I know who runs Q University. I would like to thank you for having a good relationship with friends when you're on your college campuses Quad, as opposed to Quad, who has bad relationships when she's on her life campuses, miles. Okay, that did not work. It did not work. So Cecil's like, well, now we'll all be able to hang out in one house. Isn't that great?

Now we'll still have the South House because of basketball, but the North House will be our base, and then we'll go from there and some of us. house will be our base and then we'll go from there and some of us. Well I have been living alone for nine months and besides being peaceful this shit has been so clean. So like now why is it that when we talk about being a family hold on let me scrape some food on the floor here see so Why is it that it has to be so negative? She's like all I'm saying is that this house is normally

Clean and now that you're bringing your scary ass dog from the old man into North house It won't be as cool. He's like, but you just said for nine months has been peaceful and you have to smile this big. Okay, and she goes, see so with all the pics you posted on social grinning and kicking it, you have nothing to say about me. Okay, and my past nine months and he goes, you were out too. And then they show all these pictures of Simone's supposedly parting. And I think Ramona Singer took them all

because her eyes are closed. She doesn't look like she's having fun in anything. Yeah. And so she's like, okay, you're right. And then Michael is just like, um, you guys are both guilty the same thing. So like, what are you guys really even arguing about anymore? And like, Michael has more sense than You guys are both guilty the same thing so like what you guys really even argue about anymore like Michael

Has more sense Then doctor Jeff our sky therapist Me me me me me me me do not run away me me me me me So then what was what I love just then? So then there's everything still somehow happy And then after all this talk about, we're gonna keep the house clean, Michael gets up and promptly drops a soda can on the chair.

He's like, aww. Also, by the way, I did not like when Simone shamed Miles for the people he was keeping in touch with because Miles is like, yeah, I've got like three or four friends in my roommate so I'm gonna keep in touch with him. And that one girl I met up there. And she's like, one girl and they're like one girl one girl

Like give me a break. He's a freshman It's miles, but she's like you will come out of your shell when you're ready I'm like wait a minute. I'm feel self-conscious Yeah, I didn't know if that was a compliment like hey It's just one girl or if it was bad that it was I don't know I mean, I think that's good. It's just one girl right if it was bad that it was, I don't know. I mean, I think that's good. That it's just one girl, right? I think it's good. And also like, you know, he's probably keeping in contact with a lot of people

because it's not 1967 where the only way you can keep in contact with people is writing on letters to each other. Like you can, he's probably Facebook friends with all these people. He'll be in contact with all of them. Yeah. So cone, Contessa is in her house looking for a cup and it's hard for her to reach anything because she's in severe pain. It's like two days later, but the music's like like Jesus people like. Casho is a stone down. Casho was supposed to sing that one, but I guess

she just sort of forgot, I guess being famous means you forget about your applications to my medicine, huh? Huh? Hmm. So, we get, um, Mariah comes to visit with the knee cast member, Dr. Gerrich. Yeah. Dr. Gerrich just sort of arrives. I don't know if she's friend of or full cast member or whatever, but she is here. And it's old school housew, where they introduce someone mid-season

instead of the beginning of the season, which I like. And I think she's a full cast member because they start with the housewarming. And that's the housewives. Yeah, that was pretty bold because Dr. Jarrett, she comes out of nowhere. We find out that she went to undergrad at Xavier

with Contessa and then she's friends with Mariah. And Mariah like, this is my friend. And you know, Mariah is like the executive producer of the show, so that was her way of saying, oh, I guess, member. And then Dr. Jarrett's like, yeah, I'm gonna have a housewarming, so you gotta come. And everyone's like, ooh, Dr. Jarrett's housewarming.

I'm like, wait, we just met this lady and she's already hosting a party on this show? Wow. And the housewarming, which means she got cast and bought a house. So I'm gonna go with full time. Yeah, I think that's probably fair, which means that someone's,

someone's on probation right now. It's either gonna be Contessa or Quad, I say. I think that's probably fair, which means that someone's someone's on probation right now. It's either going to be Contessa or Quad. I say, I think that's what that's all about. Yeah, not sure. I they're probably trying to scare Quad though. You're right. So because she has been showing up. Yeah. So Contessa is, you know, so she, she went through reconstruction after her mastectomy, right? Is that what she said? So she's asking Mariah about, you know, because Mariahs had her boobs done. Like, what's one I would like to do? The nipples, do they, do you have nipples sensitivity? And Mariahs like, oh, the nipples have G spots. No

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like hopefully she will alert toya ahead of time that Scott will be the representatives that way toya won't freak out even though it's not even toya's party but apparently as we learn later toya likes to be looped in on a lot of things yeah toya always has to be called yeah so quad is with uh Aunt Beverly and her mom Mary yeah I mean how delightful was this I need this in every episode they were delight they were they really were delightful I was like look at these lovely ladies, two beautiful ladies having a lovely meal out of little metal takeout. I was like, what's up with this restaurant? Serving their food in like metal takeaway containers?

Come on. You're on TV. Beverly, say. Have you been here before I cried? The chef is May. I see it right here on the menu. Her name is May. Grink, cried, goes.

Auntie May look like she can cook on it. Yeah, Auntie May. Yeah. This is what I wanted me to do. Can't have a front pan without a camel on a mountain top in Brazil. Am I right? Oh, there goes quad again. She's happy again.

I'm Beverly's like, you love cooking just like me We are becoming home and you're just cooking a steamy one day Dancing around the house burning your fingers cuz you can't quite see the tray How could I always hear a piece in the midst of the storm with that where would chase my boat and I'd say what I've been doing You well, who really do really do really do it? It's like quite your main fish decks They aren't from this squad no matter what they are team Quad hands down they are for me and I am for them and we shall be

Watering soon Because I don't know. Ow. I can order without them. So I was like, I love my auntie and my mom. I can always hear peace in the midst of the storm. It's been a rage of emotions. Hide, hide, and load, and load it through the gutt of emotions And load it loaded through the

Quad you're at lunch calm down over there So Quad starts getting serious because she's been talking about her divorce and by the way I like how during her interview segments her earrings look like to like deflated jiffy pop containers You know so Quad stalking and whenever Quad serious, whenever she feels the need to be serious, she tries to talk like a lawyer or like a bureaucrat, so she uses words that like technically, I guess, technically yes, they are interchangeable, but they're so overly formal that they just sound totally wrong. She's like, well I have five for divorce I've parked my bags and found myself a new residence

Like you just like you went to a new new home. Yeah apartment like residence is so it's like it's just like this with this like She does it all the time. Well what has transpired? Is that I found a residence in here too far? I shall be residing in said residence I have decided it is best to not verbally conversate with our sin the residents of our current livabilities. I am habitating. And I am habitation.

I am fine with the girls, but this is new for me and I have not had the opportunity to devote the information to the friendships of the community of the girls speaks. Like, okay, okay, quad. And Beverly just keeps repairing her. Beverly just keeps saying over and over. Mary's can sometimes lead you a horrible divorce and I'm praying as clean as possible. Did you sign a prenup? She's basically like, tell me about the money.

Please tell me he's not coming for your money because he is coming for your money. Is he coming for your money? You better not be coming for your money. Okay, who's that? It becomes for your money. She's like, listen, I just want to make sure that wherever you move to, he does not get to call the shots on what your kitchen backs, Blasch will be, right? So it's party time.

Party is putting on makeup with this weird big polka dot dress thing. And then Curtis tops her with like kind of a hamstooth or a Cecil. Yeah. And they show up. Oh, yeah, sorry. No, go ahead. I was gonna say that then, you know, there's some talk, but then we arrive at that Dr. Jarrett's party and the music the royalty-free music is like, I'm about to lose it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on and get turned up. And the music is like, I don't, don't, get turned up. And they're like walking to like a suburban house. It's like, perfectly lovely suburban house. They're acting like they're walking to the ghost barn, they get it. It's like, get turned up. And Dr. Jarrett's suburban house. Jared's, the baby in house, he's got a grill in the back.

And Waffa in the front. Well, I guess Aiden is hearing this music because he starts doing some weird chicken dance. What is Aiden doing? He was singing the Jefferson. He's like, we're moving on. Oh, nope. He was not.

He was doing the Jefferson. Oh my god Jumped in to what we're talking about husband to get rid of a business on my last fucking nerve Yeah, okay, I cannot take a didn't I do not like him getting to fight with the women I do not like that and now singing the Jefferson's and oh god So we also met Dr. Jarrett's husband will I'm just saying that so we have a public record that we have met Will Toya shows up and she's alone No, dude because what I'm talking about here at a hospital

Yeah, the Biancaal what you should have did was like got sick and another does so because I'm blunt at that So today, but now no, dude, so sorry Did you notice the Toya shade coming into the house? She's like, it's so cute. I did not notice, but that's so funny. That's so toyish. Like, you could go to my house, while we're after the five years, it takes to build Vesalis.

First ask. I was so distracted by Dr. Gerrard's black door frames and door jams. Everything was a very modern house for this show. You know, the last houses we normally see are like that red and white brick. They all look kind of the same. And this one is like one of those houses,

but redone like moderns. Right. I actually wanted everyone to leave, so I could look at the house because I really want to pass judgment on it. And I haven't decided if I like it or not, because I couldn't tell. I like it.

Louis Lively, I think it was like a property brother's house. It looked very much like one of those houses where they're like, guess what we're going to do. Open content! Yeah. But it was... It was walls anymore.

It was 2018, nobody likes walls. But it was like semi-open concept, but there were still these random walls that were up. Like there were the random doors. Those are called load bearing. Yeah. We call that important. So the roof doesn't cave in Jared style. Loan integrity.

I don't know why I'm talking like that. But in 2020, I'm going to come out with a design show where I'm putting walls back into houses with the property brothers if take. Because you know at some point, people are going to want rooms again. OK. I don't want to have to be like cooking in the kitchen listening to your TV blaring from a hundred feet away

in a non-room living room. You know, once people stop aspiring to to build room the house is that feel larger. The whole reason for open concept is honestly because it makes a space feel large, right? So once people start realizing that they don't want a large space for whatever reason they're gonna go back to walls And they're gonna be like you know, I really like about this. It's like my own private space like away from the kitchen And I like it. I can just watch TV in here I know what better still my idea because that is my show for 2020 is Walser, yeah, yeah Getting Vic Lump right now must have a sip of coffee

Well, is that starting to drop getting the glum right now must have a sip of coffee You could be my partner. He's all negative. You could come in and be like I love this. It's open concept And I'll make no band shut up This is gonna be close concept. Okay, watch me add a million dollars to the price You're right and by the end you're gonna be like well, I hate admitting it, but he's right It's me called opener clothes and half the half the house will be open concept and then half the house will be like lots of little rooms. And they've decided which side the house they want to live in. Be like love it or list it. And by the way, and I still, I feel like we've mentioned this before, but I feel like it has to be reiterated.

The woman on love it or list it, the one who actually like reduz these awful houses, she has such a harder job than that. Prick, who just shows like three houses, like, oh look, look at these three beautiful houses. One easy job, but they should always, they should always love it because she puts in way more work and she has a harder job and I feel like we, she deserves more respect. I did too, I don't like that little queen. He's always like, ah!

Like he's too much, he's too negative. I like that, she's like, you're wrong, you little twerp. I don't like that little queen. He's always like Like he's too much. He's too negative. I like it. She's like you're wrong. You little twerp I know I'll still speak with him, you know, he looks like the critic He looks like he was on an ego waffles commercial for me. He's like the dad coming back from tennis I'll take one of those he pulls out the toaster and then this kid takes that out of his hand Just as he's about to bite stupid. No, he looks like the teacher with a puppet, like a hand puppet on South Park. Yeah. He just looks like someone you'll fucking hate at all times.

Okay. So back to Dr. Jaret's house. So everybody gathers around and Dr. Jaret has this huge picture of her. It's like a billboard picture of her kid. And Tory goes, so you have a daughter. So I have a daughter. So I love Troy's cocktail party conversation. So I see you have a front door to your house.

Do you like that? Like you have a daughter, I have a son, and then the doctor goes, yeah, she'll be eight. I believe in arranged marriage, Troya and Troya say, all right. Troya has no idea how to do that. Yeah, she'll be eight. I believe in arranged marriage is toya and toya say All right Toy has no idea what that means, but she's already mad at dr. Jarrett for having a new house Well, because she's like why would you have an disarranged marriage? Like you have a wedding. You got to arrange something. I don't got it

So flash like flash Bob's either. I was trying to think of the word for Flash mobs because I hate a Flash mob marriage. Okay. So Flash mob engagement. And Quad comes in and she's like, hello! I'm in a vulnerable place right now and I don't want to feel vulnerable. So I wanted distraction from my vulnerable bit ofe in my post-sacco. And I just want some love and support because I can't go to an outswabbing when my resident's

warming is so resident cold right now. And then they show a clip of five minutes ago when she was up lunch with her aunts. And she's like, oh, baby, baby. I'm like, we just saw that's why are you showing it quit so she comes in and she's like hello it is me and Toria is like this is crazy this is about the second time we've seen you in the month miss quad and quad's like oh Toria relax Oh, boy, relax. Relax. Relax. Relax. And so I was like, oh, well, I thought it's a good thing.

It's a nice one. It's a nice one. Have you heard of them range marriages? This is not weird. So then actually, this is off with, I think I'm being a pilot to live, but I'm not sure what she's man. I'm starting to feel like Gray. I was like, you see, Toya, you're never being positive.

You've got shade in Mary little thing you say. And I love it, never change. Dr. Jarrett, the best thing that she did all episode was that she was just sitting there on the couch and Quad goes, Jarrett, could you get me some water with no ice? And Dr. Jarrett just goes up and gets it and then Quad sitting there and Dr. Jarrett

comes back with glass of water full of ice. I was like, yes. I thought she's I wrote with ice. Oh my god everybody go rewind and see if she said without. If she said with ice and that ruins everything. Yeah. You're wrong. Close concept wins. Close concept wins. The episode,, the most important thing is that you guys have a great new house and you'll be happy in it. So Mariah and Simone have a talk over green beans.

It's the best way to label the scene. And Simone is like, that is very condescending. Don't you think? When she said relax, Toria, that was condescending. And Toria is complaining inside of Lee, if she can write in front of Quad, she's like,

so many smiles, so many fake smiles and ridiculous things being said, ridiculous. And I said, Yeah, so the attention is, is starting to like grow on the couch and Dr. Heavily arrives. She's like, he's daddy right now and I think I've learned a lot since I went to Miami

and one thing I've learned is that green beans is a great place to make fun of toias. Oh, I learned how to look at things that people bring through because that's how they act. That's what they act like, by. So there's no telling with that bitch. Mariah went through to make eye clocks. That's low down, dirty bitch. Yeah, yeah, she calls, she later on says the Mariah is just like, I'm really so, I'm really so happy that I met Mariah because she's a challenge to me. And if I didn't have her, then I probably wouldn't learn so many things about me. So she's really a blessing. I know, down to the bitch. So then, Mariah, then Toya starts talking about contestant.

Mariah's like, I gotta be honest, contestant looks good already. And Toya's like, I saw her texted, it did. Friends usually know ahead of time and acquaintances or associates, then that's who you send your condolences. Like she's making no sense and grot because girl, she didn't get back, girl.

You know, we've got to send condolences, she didn't die. Yeah, yeah. Toia is like, toia hates contest that now, all of a sudden she wants the advance, the advance text message. So that way I can play for. I'm like I think actually the last thing contestant wants her your prayers. Yeah no kidding you'd probably just pay for a pray for a bigger house than hers in heaven anyway you asshole. Yeah exactly. So heavenly and Simone go outside all the all the guys are hanging out

there talking about things like the girls and penises. And so she goes out just heavenly and Simone go out there and they start talking about Seasol and Simone and have them like, now daddy I'm a certified relationship coach and there's some things that a man needs. Hey he needs to always be wearing scrubs at all times. I feel like a man. B, he needs his own recording studio to not make music in. And then you're fun. Daddy. So you can sit by a sea soul since you had so much to tell me in Miami. And she's like, fuck your husband. And then everyone gets really uncomfortable, you know. And she's like, Daddy, you're not true, you got a foot to help from Bami! And he's like, I mean, I agree with her, but I don't know that I mean to talk about it in front of my friends.

And Jackie's like, hold on, I need to send a text, dear Toia, I need to go to the bathroom. Do not be upset that I didn't text you about this earlier. Fit me. I will post you, Jack. So, Fit me. I will put a few juggles. So, yeah, so, you basically have a lens like that all men need, you know, on a respect first and the second thing is sex and daddy is super uncomfortable about it and they're like in an interview and she's like, it's true daddy. It's true, right? He's like, why do you have to be so

mean to me? Why you putting me on the spot? So she's like, no what that's just continue to have sex and maybe we'll inspire others So toya comes out everyone's getting horny from having me talking about it. Yeah exactly So toya comes outside and she comes to sit down and Curtis just bolts out of there Because he learned his lesson from last year his bolts out of there because he learned his lesson from last year. When he pulled Torech, she's gonna sit on his laugh. And she's like, you learn and yes, Kurtiff. So Mariah is inside right next to the singer that they hired. She's the doctor and some random to guitarist.

Like, yeah, he's like, oh, he's terrible. And Mariah goes right in front of his face. Mariah goes, I'm getting out of here, job. Yeah! I thought she was getting turned on, that's why. I thought she was like, this sucks. Oh, I thought she was getting turned on, I was like, whoo, it's getting hot in here, but I get with ice or without ice. I don't know.

There's so much room for interpretation on this show, there's so many layers. This show is so poetic, you guys. Yeah, so now Jackie starts talking to Quad and it's like how are you? How are you doing and she starts saying how Curtis came back to her but came back right and all this stuff and it was a humbling Experience and quad have you prayed over it? Have you prayed? I'm like Jackie every episode is called be like I pray episode is called like I pray for Gregory I pray I've also pray for Sister Circle and the lamb shops and my cookbook and the better black backs patch back the irritable backs like Dr. Gregory it's a spell I prayed. Jack is doing that thing where she's kneeling between Quads legs she's like now we just want you to get

your smile back that is all I want. I don't see you smile. And Quad's like, it is challenging all the daily. I often feel very alone. And she's like, Quad, we're here for you. And we want to feel your void. And she's like, well, you feel my boy, Chalna. Get off you need to get

Yeah God Put a smile on your face make the world a better place put a smile Jackie don't you dare sing vitamin C to me don't you dare? Then we get a close-up of a guy doing artist caricatured, like boardwalk caricatured everyone's playing. Oh, I didn't see what a housewarming is this. This is such a weird party.

This was thrown together. I feel bad for Dr. Jarrett. It was basically like their house. They just put the last coat of paint on it like two days ago. And like, that's what you're on this show. You have to do a party in two days. So they throw a giant photo on the wall of her daughter. They're like, I don't know, higher-c, a characterist, like, what do we do?

Pretty much. It was one karaoke machine. Short of a success. Exactly. So then Quad goes outside to join the group and Toya, you know, everybody's just blah, blah talking. Toya tries to give shade to Scott again, but Scott is a good husband and he's not going to sit here and get in a fight with a wife, okay? So take notes, Aiden. Yeah. So Tori is like, your wife must be doing better because you hit Chilling. Bitch, Tori, yeah.

Such a bitch. Yeah. Like, she just had her breasts removed. Okay. You're just like chill out. So then Aiden though, it's like Aiden just sitting there, is like, where's Greg? Quad, where's Greg? I don't see Greg.

I don't know what, I don't know what, I know like Ujian is in here, but why isn't Greg here? Where's Greg? Where's Greg? I'm like, and even Mariah is like, not an, again Mariah is like, this is what I do. You don't do this, she's like, Aiden, Aiden, Aiden.

You're lucky to have a tongue after that, upper, you know, moving on up song, A, then. You're lucky to have a tongue after that upper, you know, moving up, moving on up song. Okay. Yeah. I mean, if he really, if he really cared where Greg was, because he knows exactly where Greg is, he knows what's going on. They just had their bro time last week, but he would have been like, hey, is Greg coming tonight or no?

Like, that's how you say it politely. Not, where's Greg? Where's Greg? Where's Greg? Yeah. And she keeps telling him you're wrong and he's like well uh Quacka's why do you care and he said well because the men are still together we will do we do we roll together and I don't know what's happening if

no one tells me okay toya okay okay toya and she aiden mariah's like do not ask stop aiden stop yeah and I'm quite speaking again and's overly, because it's like a serious moment for her not talking about Gregory. So she's like, you have to know why everyone's not present. You can just say you wanna know why he's not here. Like, but then she's like, he might be in a hotel room Aiden. I was like, okay, there we go, funny quad.

So Aiden's just a little bit, and he's like, well, I've gotten trouble. So I'm rolling, I'm rolling and he's doing like those Rapper hands. Do you know what I mean? Where he keeps like yo, yo, yo with this hand Just to get out of here you poser. So he's like, I'm in trouble. So I'm rolling homies And so all the guys go in with him. Yeah, and Mariah says something like, yeah, I'll bring a ding ding ding gone Ting a ting ting. Yeah, ring, ring. You better ring ring, ding, ding, ding. Well, the toy is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And so then that's when that's when the toy and then Toyota looks at at Quad and her response to it and is like, listen, she does have a ring on.

That's a good thing, right? She has a ring, which means that she has happy little mallet and has most certainly not felt for divorce the other day, correct? Quad just says that. Why are you so man? Why are you so man? I'm trying to be positive, but now I'm getting that local. It's my business. Well, yeah, Toya, mind your fucking business.

You've thrown shade to how many people so far in this party. Quad twice now. Contessa, who just had rest surgery. Like Jesus Christ, Toya. Real man. So now, now Jackie is like, how do we reconnect? As a girlfriend, group, how do we reconnect?

As a girlfriend, group. How do we do that? And to her, it's like, well, what you should have did is, like, I'm not saying anything about everything that's going on, but what you could have did. And it's Quads like, are you speaking directly to me? Is it to me? She's like, well, I'm saying it. We still have a list connect.

And Quads like, I wasn't telling do everything because I was protecting my husband. Actually, we all have lives. We all have husbands. Some of you have children. We all have careers. And where I got some of them a bigger than ever. Some of them are bigger than others, I guess. Technically, by the way, I have to correct you

because Quad said, and I was so confused, it's like, is she saying that that I put on the captions and she did say it, she goes, I told you buy products because I was still a protector to my husband. She said, I was telling you buy products. That didn't work, it't even make sense there. Was she making, was she doing chemical chemical experiments? Was she creating compounds? I was telling you, I told you buy products.

Literally makes no sense. That's why I love her. And then Mariah is just trying to jump on this fight. Like, well, I guess some careers are important, more important than other careers. I'm like, you don't have a career. What are you talking about? And then, what are you getting mad about right now? I know.

And then, Quads, I'm like, I like to do. I'll wrap it up since I'm making some people of set a bid. Ah, keep things to myself. Oh, on my own. I never was on my own before. And this residence here to fill my product I'm singing to thou. I'm the rock of my family. And Mariah's like we're all rocks. Okay. We're all rocks. She's gonna find no matter whatever quads that she's gonna find out about it.

I know, seriously. I mean, well, first of all, I mean, Mariah, what do you, like, be all rocks? Like, don't do that. Like, just let her, she's finally saying stuff. Just let her say it, you know. And then, what Mariah goes, have you ever built with a man? have you ever built with a man?

Have you ever built with a man? Uh, I have been Legos with Gregory. I have built a lot. We made a castle. I have a castle in the clouds with Gregory. Oh, God. So Mariah keeps trying to start a fight and then quad keeps to be getting quiet and Mariah keeps trying to start another fight and then

heaven leaves like I'm not five and got this came back from Miami. Well in my bedroom it's now a kitchen and quad starts doing a Kelly Benson on thing because Mariah is getting mad she just goes relax your voice please relax your voice please. Oh God. This is about can't. It's bad. You're a loud voice. Yeah. Kiss the mongers. Heavenly learned that her bedroom is a kitchen. And I learned that people do not like when I yell at them. And quiet goes, I don't like it either.

She says and the music goes, and then she goes see this I can't believe you don't like that I start cracking up I know and then there is also there's also a moment when when Quattamari are fighting when Rast like everything is about you quad you make everything about you and she's like but you're saying you want to hear from me so what do you want to know? And then she goes, you're actually trying to infringe on what they say they want. My quad. It's, it's, it's a byproduct of what I'm telling you about relaxation candles. Oh my god. And then it basically ends, ladies. So like, okay, we've all decided collectively, not to scream any

ill and fight. Let's go inside instead. Yeah, and then eights in there like well They want to start with me, but you know what I just got told to be quiet So and all the guys are looking at him like shut off dude. We're not gonna. We're not co-signing this Yeah, seriously and that was pretty much the end of the episode sort of You know, yeah, no reason to the end of the episode sort of, you know. Yeah, another recess to the end of another married to medicine. We will be back tomorrow with Real Housewives of Orange County. This week's better.

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