Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi

Episode Date: December 6, 2019

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Right, it's just like hey here we are we're hanging out and we're playing a couples game We're asking questions about what do you think about this relationship? I was like that's nice I don't I don't care that much though. I have a hard time caring about when they talk about couples issues. I think this show is better when we're dealing with actual issues the women are having between themselves.

Like, I mean, this gone contested stuff I thought was actually pretty interesting because they're going through some real shit, but outside of that, like, I don't know, I'm like, I don't, it's like not, it's like just not the most compelling content to watch them like put a crown on quad, you know? Yeah. I mean, this so cracks my ass up most of the time. And this week it did. So fun to think a couple of weeks this year where I'm like, okay, but this week I was cracking up mostly just because we get to see Heavenly losing her shit, which is always one of my favorite

things. And getting mad at daddy, you know, and I love daddy. You know, also I had one of the best lines in all of daddy's life on this show where he's like, my name is daddy, not Poppy. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I, exactly. The, yeah, I mean, it's like funny. It's so funny.

The interviews are always very, very funny, but I just, I'm not, it's funny, but not necessarily compelling. That's my issue with where it is right now. And so this sort of happens every season because I think there's also maybe a misguided idea that like we're all as interested in this couples trip concept as they are. Maybe people are, maybe I'm the outlier here, but I have to say like I like when

cast go on vacation, but every vacation is always the same thing that goes somewhere tropical. There's a bunch of like questions that are like taken from like a board game, right? Remember that game's groupals? That's what this is. And it's like that. Like every single season, it's the same questions with the same stupid debates. And when it always gets up from the table, Mariah usually airs a grudge from three years ago. I don't know. I don't know. I can't remember. Mariah changed it up. Pretty quiet on this trip, actually. Yeah. Right? She didn't, she hasn't had to fit yet,

which is really weird. Mm-hmm. She's keeping quiet with so far. I don't know. You know, I've said shut up, Mariah probably 900 times the season. So I get that me saying, why is Mariah being so quiet? It's like a weird question, but you know, still look what the hell, Mariah? Yeah. Are you going to come to work or not? It's not that I have a problem with you yelling, just yell about better things.

Yeah. I didn't need to take, I didn't mean for you to take it this far Mariah. Okay. The point is this, I mean, at least last year, the couple strip had some sort of like, you know, kamikaze crab that caused Toya to launch into an attack on contestant press. We don't even have any stations around for mollusks or buy-outs. Oh, good. So this week's episode, yeah, let's start it up. So we left off last week with a very, very intriguing cliffhanger. What would happen during Mexican messy boots, which is the new game that Simone has come up with. She bans his written a bunch of messy questions, but no,

I should take them personally, even though they are extremely directed at personal experiences. It should be about having fun. Yeah, they are a hundred percent personal man. Okay, I mean, I hate to be the one to tell you this. But so we have like a little bit of an overlap of some of the stuff that happened last week. But we once again got to see Damon and heavily being asked about like if one spouse cheats is it okay for the other spouse to cheat It likes to make it even and daddy once again. It's like I guess I understand what people do that I mean you know and then just get that look from Heavenly and he's like no, no, no, no It's not right. Yeah, Heavenly eating off her bottom lip like is this really the answer you want to give? Really? He's like well

What I'm gonna say is it doesn't make it right. It doesn't make it even. And some ones like, you know, these questions are messy as hell. They are messy, but the best way to earn trust is to get it all out on the table. So then, um, quad, a custom quads face. What must have just made some face at daddy that they didn't show? Because her face is completely still and her head is kind of jutted out. But here earrings are both going, and then Cecil is, uh, Cecil brings it around too. Of course course we're talking about the men because of course the woman's not going to cheat and contest is like, uh, yeah, the woman wouldn't get caught

and heaven leaves like that is right. She's like, I'm not a cheater, but if I did not wouldn't get caught, come on now, women are smarter than men, women are three steps ahead, women play chess every day. Yeah. Man, I'm not detail oriented. So, um, there may be some truth to that. So, uh, so then, uh, here's a question. Uh, David, that's too David, whose buffie's husband is like, David, would you ever agree to a spouse living in another city without you? and he's like, well, I was traveling quite a bit. And while it was certainly challenging, you have to make sure you can get back and forth and keep their relationships strong. You know, I would go visit Buffy and that's

how we did it. Scott then Scott just like mutters beneath his breath. He's like, well, they don't have kids big difference. I was like, you know, we just got through this whole infertility thing. I mean, I know that's not what you're what you're saying I was like, you know, we just got through this whole infertility thing. I mean, I know that's not what you're what you're saying, but like, and you do have a point, but let's like not go into that area. Yes, that's true. I was like, you're a dick, but then I thought, well, it is different having three kids. And you know what contestant really did wrong in this? That episode where she came home and he was dealing with all the kids going crazy and she gave him shit for all the stuff he wasn't doing. You know, that's where Contessa is really falling down in this argument.

You know, then she gave him a lot of shit. She was like, well, I would have had that dishes that are whatever she was saying to him. Like I would have had what was what was she mad? I don't know. I'm not I'm actually really on Contessa side during this. Oh, we're going to fight for this because I'm not I knew you were a big a huge fucking asshole. No, and someone says something on Facebook that I agree with. I think that she wasn't doing well in school and that's why she quit because he never told her to quit. She's I agree. Like he made her quit. And I don't know

where she had to go all the way to Nashville to do the first. No, I think it's a bunch of bulls-a-hit when you have three little kids. No, I think that first of all, I agree that she shouldn't have quit. I don't like that she, it was a very passive aggressive move. That will always be against her. That's always a strike against her. But I think that like, like this whole, like there's such a presumption, they're like, well, she's got three kids, so she shouldn't go to Nashville. But like, if the dad did it, I agree that like, if the dad did it, if like Scott did it, he had to go to program

and national people would be like, well, you know, the mom's going to hold down the fort. I just don't think that's like, I think that, I think there is a double standard there. And, uh, well, for me, personally, I get that, I don't disagree with you that there is a double standard, like, I, you know, obviously I would have to agree with that. But for me, I would say he shouldn't go either. Like that's okay. Well, if that is your feeling, then I think then that is a fair. Because if that's your stand by, I think that makes sense. But I think that like if she was going to the best program in the country,

and she wants to go there, and then like, I guess what's unclear is how much discussion they had about it, which is also a little bit of Scott's problem, because like, if she just up and does it, he's sort of been saying like, oh, well, I was cool to go into a program, but I didn't really should be going to Nashville. He's sort of acting like, oh, I don't know, like, because he could also ask, he could also like be like, where are you applying? You know, there's like something like a little bit too, like, defenseless about his argument, about like, oh, well, she just like, she just went to Nashville. I didn't realize. I'm kind of like, that's like a little bullshitty to me. I mean, it just sounds like clearly didn't discuss. And there's, you know, that's a deeper issue.

That's really not a blame game situation. That's just like, oh, you guys have to fix that. But I don't know. I think it isn't really the yelling. It's the attitude about it. It's like, well, oh, you're mad. You're talking, well, fine. I quit to to fix that. But I don't know. I think it isn't really the yelling. It's the attitude about it. It's like, well, oh, you're mad. You're talking, well fine, I quit to make you happy. He's like, well, I never made you quit.

But I mean, I think the guys are allowed to be a little frustrated when he's busting his ass, taking care of these kids, and then she comes home and bitches him that he's not doing it well enough. You know, and then he's like, well, what the hell? He never told her to quit. He was just saying it's getting frustrating. That's a double standard too, because that also happens. And I guess I'm speaking more generally, you know, and then he's like, well, what the hell? He never told her to quit. He was just saying it's getting frustrated. That's a double standard too, because that also happens. And I guess I'm speaking more generally, you know, but

like it does happen to where like, there are like so many people who are so many working women who then also are like, you know, they are taking care of their kids too. And like, a husband comes home and then still has like a few more notes for her. And it's like that happens a lot. And we see it on Bravo a lot. And I'm not saying that therefore she's allowed to do it. But I think it is, I think that when it's like when the woman is doing it, she gets a lot

more heat for it. And I don't, I kind of don't think it's fair. I think that like both should be able to be a nag equally. Well, I haven't given her heat for it so far this year and not much. I think. I know. This is like a new thing. I think isn't like a generalized man and woman discussion. My comments are their particular discussion.

You know, there's also their particular couple. No, I know. I think she's acting like a fucking asshole. But there is also a big, all man and all women or the double standard of all general blah, blah, blah. I'm saying, I think contest is a fucking asshole. And last year when she wanted to go part-time, she did that. It's like, I've seen her be able to do

kind of whatever she wants. But then she's, I think she's just blaming him too much for the her quitting school thing. And I don't like it. That's fair. I mean, I don't like that she blames him. But I also think there's another way of looking at it, which is like, okay, he's like taking care of the kids. Like, there's almost like this quad.

There could be a way of looking at it that like, okay, just because you are like literally feeding the kids, that does not then mean you've then check the box of like all the responsibilities you said you'd be doing, right? Like, you said you were gonna pick up the slack from me while I was gone, and actually all you're doing is you're feeding the kids, but the house isn't disarray and I'm I am like doing this program and I come back and then as

soon as I get back I have to start doing all the shit that you you weren't doing when I was able to do both those things when I was here like so I actually think I see what you're saying but I think it could work yeah I think I could go the other way around too. Just to correct you what that fight was was that he had cooked dinner for the kids. He had already made dinner, and she went to get fast food and brought a bunch of fast food for them. And he's like, what do you, I just cooked.

No, that, yeah, that was, yeah. So then she got mad at him for mentioning that, he would like, like, why would you do that? It's like a dick move, you know? Right, well, that's, that was not doing anything. So, yeah, no, I mean, yeah, that one, you're, I mean, that one was, uh, yeah, okay, that's fair. That's fair. Um, yeah, I mean, I don't think it's like every man and woman.

I just think I know. No, in this particular situation, she's making it like, she comes in front of the group and acts like such a victim in front of the group, like, oh, you know, blah, blah, blah, such a double standard. Well, you're the one who quit. He never told you to quit. And if he one who quit. He never told you to quit. And if he hadn't said, I never told her to quit. She's acting like he did.

You know, like she had to give it up for him. And I don't think anyone's gonna give it up. I don't think anyone has given her a pass, but I think though that he, it didn't sound like he really was that supportive. And I actually think that, I think actually Buffy is the one who had the best read on this

Which is that when she said you know, maybe like what your version of support is and what his version of support is not the same And that's why you're having problems because he thinks he is being supportive and what he doesn't realize is that what what contestant needs of support is different than what he's offering Which is ultimately what's what's smartest about that take is that like it's not really a, who's right or who's wrong. It's like, oh, you guys have different expectations. Like when you we find out that he never visited her, he never went up to Nashville once with the kids ever. That's not great in my mind.

I actually don't think that's great. And I think that does not show the sort of support that you should be showing like a spouse. True, but it's also dragging three kids in a car. You know, it's like taking three kids anywhere is hell. Taking three kids to Nashville. It's like, oh, I don't know. It sounds like I probably just like dude.

I'm doing, you know, I'm doing it up. I don't know. I think that like, I think it's doable. I think I don't know. I think that like, the point is this this they obviously have not discussed what they want and what what they need from support I'm like even if even if they found like a babysitter for the kids who brought the kids to wherever and he just went up They're alone. I just sounds like you know I it doesn't sound like he was the most supportive and she responded Passively which it was probably an indictment on the larger communication issues of their relationship. Yeah. Well, and then she's saying to Buffy when Buffy pulls her aside, she's like, you know, it's just not the same.

Like he thinks he doesn't have this old fashioned view of how it's supposed to go, but he does. Like his mom was the youngest of 10 kids and he has a view of like what it's supposed, what the man is and what the woman is. and he has a view of what the man is and what the woman is, which I could definitely understand. Yeah, I don't know. I still think that I don't think that he gets a pass just because I mean, she did something really pass aggressive by quitting and sort of implying that was his fault, but he doesn't get a pass for like,

it's not like I think that he also contributed to this situation. Well, I'm not giving him a pass. I'm just sometimes I feel like, especially with this discussion, it's always like to like men or this way and women or this way. And I think in this specific situation, Contessa is just fucking getting all my nerves. Like, I think she's acting like a jackass. And I think she's constantly throwing her husband up to the bus and it's bugging me. Like this week it just bugged me more than it normally does. Mm-hmm. No, you know, it's marriage medicine.

Something's gonna bug one of us at some point. Yeah, yeah. It's just bugging me. Yeah, I could tell when I was watching this I was like, I'm on contest aside and I guarantee she's driving Ronnie Nots right now. I kind of knew it. Yeah, she's making me create this like she takes an inch. It's like last year when she's like, oh, Toya purposely, you know, she's mad at me. She purposely hit me in the breast when she knows I just had surgery. It's like, oh, come on. Like that awful. She's, yeah, it's Toya. She's frightened of crabs.

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yelled at you in public? And he's like, well, women have a propensity to yell in public anyway. And it just like us to Contestance Face. And she's furious. Like, I'm done with you. Yeah. So, um, yeah. And basically, she's like, are you saying you've never yelled at public and public? And she just says that when he yells, she walks away. So again, communication issues. Yeah. And then someone's like, I would never, ever yell in public.

And then it's like a quiz. It's like a montage of Simone yelling in public. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and toy goes oh see don't yell like I don't throw biscuits and then it's like a flashback of toy of throwing biscuits at Eugene Which is really it's a flashback. We should go back to more often just her throwing biscuits Like Eugene's greatest nightmare And then the other ladies walk in Tessa. It was still gone I'm sorry. I'm a little jumbled in my notes, but they were, they were telling Scott, like, look, you know, Quad said, you have two

jobs, you know, you have a father and you have a husband and you're doing really well as a father, but you need to work more on the husband part. And I, you know, I like that that they're still kind of sticking up for their friend with that being without being like two. Well, I mean, because I mean, that's the thing is that like, it gets back to buffy's statement, which is that like, he is thinking that that by being a good father, he's providing the support, but he's not giving the support

that contestant needs and contestant is not clearly not articulating to Scott what she needs from him. So there, yeah, speak more. So then, um, yeah, so yeah, so now Simone asks that question, which you did at the end of the last episode about, do you need your spouses permission to change careers or whatever, etc, etc. And that's when everyone is interrupting each other being like, no, here's what I think.

These things affect the households. You got to talk about it. No, no, no, here's what I think. You have to talk about it. Wait it wait wait I like to say something you have to talk about it okay yeah and then are we done are you done with the dinner part or lunch or whatever well so basically well I think think what made me laugh was that. So after all, so Contessa leaves, she leaves the table at one point because that's her thing and that's when Buffy goes to console her.

And Contessa is like crying and talking to Buffy, et cetera, et cetera. And she's also, by the way, she's also saying that she basically left the military for Scott. So I'm sure you enjoyed that. Or putting that on to Scott also. And so, um, and so yeah, it's just like, uh, I'm such a victim. Like I didn't want to leave the Navy because I really like the travel, but you know, we were long distance the whole time. This was actually interesting. And let me take back to victim park because just for this, because the whole thing wasn't like this, but it was just interesting hearing their story like she met Scott, then they

were long distance the whole time they dated and for the first year of their marriage. And then he moved to Atlanta for her, but then after the second baby said, I don't want to move anymore because it's disruptive to the family. So I got out of the military. But like to me, that's a reasonable like you have two kids like move all the time like Reasonable request there. I actually do and she's you know, and she's kind of making it like I make all the sacrifices for you It's always me, but that's like normal like you get married you start having kids It's normal to want to stop moving around so some of the stuff I'm like well What do you mean there are no well there are military brats and there are people who like you know like Like they spend their childhood

Traveling and traveling and traveling all over the place. So it's something that also can go the other way and it like is fine But I mean, I guess she did she did make a sacrifice it even though it was a reasonable sacrifice But either way, so she's basically like crying with Buffy and then Simone like they're all back at like that table and someone's like Well, I want to thank everyone. This was a great conversation. I really enjoyed it. I'm like, could this just like crying over by the staircase? And Simone's like, well, that was fun.

This was stimulating. Now Cecil has a great evening plan for the man. I've already ruined one marriage, and I'm going for the second tonight, Daddy and Heavenly are next. Yeah. I've already ruined one marriage and I'm going for the second tonight daddy and havinly our next yeah so then You know in the spirit of keeping us awake We then get like a shot of buffy shaving David's back for the night. Oh

Geez poor David. He's he's like for me How about that? We're wanting to listen to me cough like that. Sorry everyone He's like for me. How about that? How about for Ronnie at the poor list? And it's got to listen to me cough like that. Sorry, everyone. For all of us. Oh,

poor everybody. So then some on is checking on Michael and he's taking care of the house. There being beans. She's like, I am so proud of you for being such a big boy. He's like that. Every time over of you for being such a big boy. He's like that. Everything over in the house like pillows everywhere. Can't like maple syrup spills. You have done a great job. So then, uh, Kintessa is doing work. She's emailing and Scott calls the kids and shows off his cool sea shell bed. Yeah. And then but the music's very serious

because this is supposed to underline the distance that they have between each other, etc. And then it's nighttime. And now everyone's getting ready. Mariah and Aiden or Aaron Pastel. There's like a lot of like cast members talking into their cell phones. Like it's a lot of selfie. Like the producers were like, you know what? We want to get a margarita. You guys just shoot the show yourself. Yeah, we're exhausted. Here's some Buffy cams, okay? Buffy gets a cam, Mariah gets a cam, but the Kinsamone and Cecil had their own cameraman. And I was like, now that's a star.

Well, they're like, listen, if Cecil's gonna be wearing that shirt, we need to give it proper lighting because it is a monstrosity. And people really need to see this in its proper form. I mean, did you see that shirt? That shirt? Of course. Oh my God, what was it?

What was it? It was like purple plaid, but then it had like another pattern on top of it. And then on the back was almost like a skull. It was one of the worst things you've ever seen. Like when I sleep and I have nightmares about my past, like you know, waiting tables, places I worked mostly, like I have work nightmares, like I can't wait enough tables. Like like can't get everyone or like when I was working at the bowling alley

We had moon midnight bowl. That's what this nightmare was. It was like a midnight bowl nightmare of a shirt Yeah, I had a dream about the zombie apocalypse last night and I think it was probably because I saw this shirt It also is you know, it's almost like it was almost like scrambled cable You know where you're like you sort of can see something like is that a skull in there? Is that a thing? I was like, oh, no, that's plaid. Wait. No, it's changed again. What is it? You're like wait a minute. Why am I suddenly worshiping Satan? I guess totally brainwashed you So please burn it some or Simone do us a favor find it Burn it

Yeah, so Cecil okay, so're going to do a man and woman night. So the women, Simone has planned a living single celebration, which at first I thought was a TV show to say, Bryce is later. She's like, I thought it was a TV show and I was like, good choice. Yeah, I go. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but no, it's to celebrate quad because last year she was addicted dick to quad and she phrases it of course like Yeah, quad had to be going through a lot last year and I was not there for quad and then they just show Some own being a monster about quad coming on the the trip. Well, poor quad

Well, poor Quatt's going to be worse. On a single pair on a couple's trip. They were so mean to quad. I mean, they were like, this woman's going through a divorce from this like awful Dr. Gregory, like the mole man himself. And she's and they're just like, you can't come on that trip. So yeah. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, Cecil's plan is to take the guys to a strip club, which I really do think this is just a set heavenly up for a fight because no one else would really care, you know, exactly. It's also like to fill the episode with like, you know, 10 minutes of content, like, we can have some tips on the screen. So, so now the guys are going out. So, David's the first one ready. He's like sitting on a bench like all like waiting. He's like apparently got there like 10 minutes early and everyone's like whoa

And yeah, so he's from a different culture He's like when you say six o'clock to him. He shows up at six o'clock. That's weird Yeah, and then Eugene is like Eugene is very excited He's like I'm just happy to be away from the drama and the bickering and the games the games because you know these husbands can't They're like we just want to go to Cabo and like drink we don't want to have to sit through these stupid Milton Bradley relationship question games please. Eugene so foolish shit he's always like these women every time there's women the women are fighting women are just always that women. I'm always fighting like he says it every scene it's like Eugene you're the biggest woman

on this you and Aden get together and like sit there and don't become mad at it. Don't don't conform to your role. Your both the stereotype that you're bitching about is what I mean. Like they're being like, oh, women, they're just a nag, you know, bad. You know, so they're always yelling and then they just act exactly like that stereotype. See, I, I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it because Eugene already has to deal with Toyo so much. And then he always when he complains he does that thing where he shakes his head. Like he's like a dog like trying to like get dry.

He's like no more games. He like shakes his whole body and he's just like so cute. And he's just like he just wants to enjoy a night out. I don't know. I always have great until he starts shit and starts gossiping every single time. That's more of Eden. That's Eden's role. He does it this time.

Eugene does it this time. He's like, these women, all they do is fight and talk about drama. And the first thing he does when he sits down to dinner, he's like, no yelling women. Look at this. Here we are without those women yelling. And then the first thing he does is like, so how do you feel about the fight today? That's true. Well, either way, I mean, listen, the only people who gossip more than women are met.

So, let's go on a treat. We proved that one to be true. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, so they go after their dinner and then the ladies go to some sort of beachy restaurants or just like in Beach area and Simone shows up with like a giant bag of props of course I mean first of all I mean how much the the luggage that they have to send with all this props and things like that like what is this a watch what crappin's live show yeah exactly you know I love you know I love a prop moment at our live shows

Ronnie gets annoyed at me sometimes. I'm like, let's go to CVS and see if they have like a, if they have like a bowling ball and some pins and we can throw them at the audience and, but those kills always kills, Ronnie. It does. They're always fine. But yes, it always does have a backup props. Yeah. The, the difference is that like I like props for a show, a performance, right?

She likes props for dinner. Yeah. The only person who likes props more than her is Jackie. You know Jackie loves Jackie likes a meaningful prop. She's still trying to figure out a way to make custom fortune cookies like guaranteed. She's like, each one of you will open up a fortune cookie and it will tell you something about yourself. She you know she wants to have a problem that we need to fix within side ourselves and you're gonna put your two fortune cookie halves

into this top hat and then you see that stick that has a lobster claw on it each Each one of you is going to put that in and take out a fortune cookie half. And then match with the other fortune cookie half. Don't eat it. That's what the impossible is. So they are kind of sitting around waiting for this to happen

on the beach or having a catered party on the beach. And I was like, Ack, what a great rider. What a great reach out for Jack. Jack, I'm sorry. Oh, Jackie is talking about me and she's like, now I want to say this before the group gets here,

I did make my pain your purpose and I was wrong to say that without your permission and she's like, thank you. I think that Jack, you know, is etiquette and how to be nice and I appreciate that, but she should understand as a doctor that my pain is up for me to discuss and not her. And which is fair fair point. Very fair point. And good apology. Good apology, Jack. Well, of course she does. And she lose a lot of P words. I like that. You know, she likes an eliteration, right? She likes just like, I made my pain your purpose.

And I put that on you without permission while wearing purple Talking to people Plural pain is my purpose. Yeah, she likes saying that Do you see a portapatti or is a porpoise? There's a purpose you're that peninsula Got a people I was trying to think of one but I'm literally to this that a platypus platypus and the Pebble tile and the pebbles, those platypus on the pebbles with a peacock and a parasol. Just played it part of it. Peter Pratter picked a pepper and a...

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uh... and david's like they were made out of gummies. We made them with fruit rollups back in the day. Those were way more delicious. And they start cracking up. And they're like, also, they're like, oh, oh. And then they're like, we have to ask, David, like, with the women, what, where do you stand? He's like, well, Buffy will always do her own thing

and I'm always gonna support her. So, yeah. I'm like, okay. Nice try, Eugene. That's what I'm trying to, that's what I'm, what's going to support her. So yeah, I'm just right nice try Eugene that's what I'm trying to that's what I'm was trying to say earlier. Eugene trying to be messy. You know, he's like, so there was some discord with the women, are we good? Like Eugene. So then the women are getting yeah, the women are then eating pie and then contestants like, ladies, I just want to

apologize for acting out at the messy boots questions thing. And everyone's like, yeah, yeah, this isn't your scene by so We're not asking you about this again. It's a drop at contest. Okay. You've had enough. So Simone goes so tonight We are going to have a living single celebration and everyone's like huh Yeah, and contest says what does that look like and Simone tells squad, did you hear me? Because squad's just staring off like I'm so bored. I'm so bored.

And then and then they're like, oh, we thought you were talking about the TV show. She's like, no, but it is a play on words I'm like, that's not really a play on the words. You just use the TV to use the title in there and some right right goes If this were a show about TV the TV show live is single I'd be Queen Latifa and quad be Pearl from 227 which I was like oh my goodness But I just want to pull a lot of my book just by making that reference. Hey Mary is hanging out the window Hey Mary left is home. Oh, ma'am. You know them. I love that. I know. God, I love that whole. You know, I have one of my ring tones is the 227 theme song. So there. Just to prove my devotion. And also the amen theme song. Amen theme song. One of the most underrated ones. I think that I will resurrect my blog to do a list of like top 10 underrated theme songs

And amen might be at the very top or Mr. Belvedere can't say you guys stay tuned stay tuned Mm-hmm, I'll go with the murder she read. Okay. That's fair There's no words. That's okay. I was gonna put what's it called I was gonna say what's it called? I was gonna say Luke was talking no What was the Took place takes place in Philadelphia speaking of Philadelphia What's happening? instrumental amazing theme song. Oh, you know how remember how it goes

Oh, my red doesn't remember all of these. Bong, bong, bong, bong. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da like five times. Yeah. Okay. So they're having a living single party and it is to show love and support and real friendship to quad because you missed that last year. And quads like, oh, Jesus, how the hell did they get more riot down here? Yeah. And Raj was like eating us like a sub body party. Raj somehow found like a foot long and it's just like eating it like I'm not participating in this So had now it's time to like give speeches so heaven is like Daddy who's probably as trick right now and I just want to say you first do in the way that a lot of us probably could Um, and she has gotten her a crown and it looks like at first is a crown and a wand, but at first it looks like a dick crown.

Yeah, and I thought they were doing a bachelor at party thing where they were like going to give her a bachelor at party things, but no, it's a real crown. Guadalupe. That is an ugly-ass crown. Like what the hell do you want? I mean, do you want something from Portugal? It's from the right aid, okay? But they also did give her a rechargeable vibrator.

So, you know, they went with it. So then over with the men, the guys are talking about three sims. They ever do a three sim, whatever. And so, Eugene is like, you know, in a sexual way, it sounds fun and amazing. But in a practical way, when these women and amazing, but in a practical way, When these women get at you, then they're fussing. I love when Ujina talks about fuss and he always says it He's like, oh, then there's all that fuss and so much fuss and I can't deal with fuss and mess

These women and all their fuss so much fuss and fuss and fuss and fuss and and Cecil Bewhass, Cecil's face is just like He's clearly like mid fantasy as Ujina's talking. He's like,, just like, he's clearly like mid fantasy as Ujinnah's talking. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly his mind is like somewhere else. And Curtis is like salivating Curtis, like has his tongue. Curtis is real. Yeah, Curtis's whole episode, I was like, Curtis is gonna cheat.

Yeah, literally with anything like Curtis would fuck a sand crab right now. Yeah, like his bowler was pretty much just like popping up in the entire the entire show. So in the diary room, Dave was like, no, no, that's no one that one. Haven't he's like, that's a run-out, you're baby. Yeah. And Tori says that she would have a threesome with Alicia Keys, but he seems like that would be a two-some because they'd kick me off. And then probably fight with each other because they're women. And then what would they do? And then David is like, um, I think a two-sum or the occasional one-sum is just fine. And then Cecil tells a story, which is pretty funny.

I don't know if it's a story or a joke. He goes, you know, uh, my buddy was talking about wanting to have a third party and he brought up with his with his wife and she said where are you gonna find him? And they're like what game I was like Mail on mail gain is that is great. That's what I always think is so funny Which is that like if it's two women it's a threesome, but if it's two men it's double teaming Yeah, yeah, yeah tag team if it's two women, it's a threesome, but if it's two men, it's double teaming. Yeah. Yeah.

Tag team is younger. I don't know. So the also, some of us like, yeah, we've had a threesome. Me, Cecil, and Sam. And I was like, don't make those jokes. Well, we've got Portia's storyline rubbing concurrently, you know?

Too many dog sex jokes. Yeah, too much. Too much. So now the women are gonna play Shag Mary Kale, Mary Shag Kale, whatever. Which is kind of funny because their answers, their selections were kind of, they have used me.

So Contessa is like, she would shag Michael Shreyhan, Mary Will Smith, and choke Vladimir Putin, which is funny because like, I mean, like Vladimir Putin is like like the arch enemy of our time right now at this moment, right? He's like the arch villain. So like, yeah, I think probably most people would choke Vladimir Putin, but he's like so like clearly like, oh, like that big world leader, you know, who's like clearly bad. And just like, it just was like, it just felt like she took the game to a very strange place when she said leader, you know, who's like, clearly bad. It just is like, oh, it just was like,

it just felt like she took the game to a very strange place when she said that, you know, right? It was like not the context of like, usually do like three people who are, well, first of all, you're supposed to give them the options, you're supposed to choose three and let them choose, not just say, oh, come up with three random people. So they were playing it wrong. Yeah, they were playing this game incorrectly. And they wouldn't even call it

Shagmeri kill because heavenly, heavenly said, we shouldn't kill anybody. So now is Shag, Mary choke, which is how is that better? I don't know. Are you just choking someone not to death? And it's like heavenly. Like that's fine. You can choke somebody. She said, just don't kill them. Like, chat, they should be like, Shag, Mary, cancel or something. Yeah, but the choke, I was like, you know, like that's fine. You can choke somebody. You just don't kill them. Like, chat, they should be like, Shag Mary, cancel or something like that. But the choke, I was like, you know, that's actually more violent.

I feel like in a weird way than just, just like kill is almost abstract, but choke is like a specific image. Yeah, agree. So, it was funny that they weren't playing this right the whole time, but they just kept going. They all took it. And so while they're doing this,

they keep cutting back to the man. And every time like one person answers, then they cut back to the man. And the man are just, they get on the bus. Yeah, they dropped my sweet road. Yeah, don't. I mean, while Simone, she also, it's her own game. And she's like, well, I don't have anyone that I want to shag Mary kill, but there's someone I want to hang out with. Snoop Dogg, but only if he doesn't fire up a joint. I'm like, well, okay, well, that's not gonna happen. And also, no one likes a game called Who Do You Want to Hang Out With. Yeah, that's not even a game.

Yeah, that's like a... It's like, it's a game called Passing Thoughts. Today we're gonna play a game called Passing Thoughts. Hey, Kadesa, you have a passing thought about anything? Yeah, what do they have? Why do they never mind? I don't even get to play passing thoughts. I'm a sad person. I couldn't even play that game. No, my thoughts generally don't pass. They usually just stay behind the slow driver and wait for them to get to take a side street.

Yeah, my thoughts don't pass. They fester. I don't think I need to share that with everybody. Anyway, the guys are going to the club area and of course he's also taking them to the strip club and Curtis goes, wait a minute, those girls with no clothes on here. Yeah. Yeah. As if he yeah, as if he doesn't know what each and every strip club in Cabo is. And so they show up at this place, and they get seated upstairs. And Curtis has the cat to eat the canary smile.

I mean, he is, smile is so huge. And Damon looks terrified, because in his mind, he's thinking, oh God, they're gonna shoot us with strippers, and then they're gonna make our wives come in I know this is gonna happen like he is already and David is like trying to be at ease he's trying to be like no I am very comfortable with these gentlemen I barely know at a strip club all right I'm a cool guy right now I'm just gonna sit here like Rodan's thinker there that's a casual Yeah, and then back with the ladies,

heavenly psych, obrachak, Tara Tauro, he could get it. And Mary, can I say Jesus? I try to join the girls. Really, you want to bear Jesus? You want Jesus to tell you about yourself? Goodbye. I think they're like conflating Mary Shadkill

with like the dinner party game. Like this is not how Mary Shagkill works, okay? But that is funny, you want Jesus to tell you about yourself. Just getting into a marital fight with Jesus. Yeah. Like come on, barefoot all the time. What am I gonna watch your feet every day of our marriage?

Come on. And then Jackie is like, well, I would check. Will Smith, Will Smith getting a lot of love tonight. And she goes, I would marry Barack Obama. Great choice. And then she goes, and I would choke Tiger Woods. And everyone's like Tiger Woods. She goes, because Curtis is watching golf all the time,

I'm like, oh, I thought it was because Tiger Woods like cheated on his wife like 25 times and you resent that. But okay, also that curves like skull. That's fine too. I know, but they were shocked that she would say Tiger Woods. I was like, Tiger Woods, I mean, I know it's been a while. We forgive people in everything over time, but still. Why are you looking like it's so crazy that she picked Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods earned that spot. Yeah, he did. So guess what? Strippers, strippers and Aidan's trying not to look, but of course he's looking. And then because there's like no content for this episode, we have like a lingering shot of a pole dancer for like 20 seconds, just watching this woman ride on the pole. All I could really see with the gather font on the wall, they were writing sexy things and gather font. And that was just cracking me up.

I was like, I love that they brought this to the strip clubs in Mexico. And I like that this was like a full-on strip club, you know, it was, like this dancer, like Curtis, first of all, again, his tongue is literally hanging out of his mouth. And this one dancer just comes up to Daddy, and she's like, you want to sex?

You want to sex? Like, no, no, I can't. I, I, I, I, poppy. No, I'm daddy not poppy. And the producers are such assholes. They're like, okay, just attack that one right there. You know, the laugh dances sit on his face, do whatever you can, only that one, because they were just on him the whole time. Yeah, I mean to be fair it was like him or Eden, right? So, uh, so then back at the, back at the beach, it's like who would quad marry and he's like, comment, um, and a parent, because comment apparently went to the sister circle and then heavily, heavily basically says that comment and quad fucked. Yeah, she goes, yeah, well she already fucked him. So I guess the only thing left to do

is like Maryam are choking. And she goes, oh, I'm sorry, did I have permission to share that? And Quagga's absolutely not, absolutely not. It's a matter of fact, he's dating someone right now. So I would never, I would never, he's too busy doing commercials about AI for IBM commercials that play in Sesson Lee that no one likes but they play all the time and he just wanted to know but there he is again So I can say AI AI controls the future shut up comment and that commercial ate it Do you know that commercial? Oh my god, it's not. It's not. It's like common. It's like been playing for

like two years. It's like you'll be just watching TV and then there's common walking on a stage going AI. It's what controls the future. It's what opens up doors and closes classes at that. I'm like, no, comment. Please stop rapping at me about AI. You're too hot to be

annoying me this much. Oh, so then I went, we go back to the strip club and I just put, wow, the strip club has candy's furniture. Did you notice that? It's all a different color, but it's candy's furniture basically. It's not that bright purple, but it's all that like tough did, tough to couches and high bat really super high bats, tough to chairs and stuff. I wonder who designed the house and if he had been a cabo right before that happened.

Time. Yeah. Do I have a choice in catches? I have a choice in catches. You know, by the way, side note, I tried watching, you know, my least favorite HGTV show, hometown. I tried to hate watch it last night. And like within a minute, I had to turn it off. I was like, I cannot deal with this show. It's so awful. Just being bad daycoring Yeah, that shows not good. Also that one with chip and Joana Like that is one of the most depressing fucking shows like they're they seem so miserable to me and I keep watching it

Well, guess what they have a whole no where ever ends. They have a whole network coming up. So there you go Oh, God. Okay, so daddy is like putting his hands in the air Refusing to touch the stripper. Right. He's like someone else. Please get his dance. Someone else. Please and then she takes off his her bra And puts it over his eyes. He's like, oh my god Yeah, he yeah, he's in trouble. So it's the next morning and people are waking up and There's a lot of like, you know, Buffy Cam again and David sleeping in bed. And of course, Aiden tells Maria right away that they went to strip club or he calls it

a gentleman's club. And yeah, the ladies start to tax each other just you know, they went to strip club, etc, etc. Yes. And then some on it. Yes, some on it is like you should be a shit, whatever. So let's get to the important part. Heavenly goes to wake up daddy.

And she comes up with two glasses of juice and she's like, daddy, wake up, time to get up daddy. Oh, so good to see you daddy, daddy. Time to get up daddy. And it's like, oh, he's dead. Just the way that she's got the high pitched squeal that she has, uh oh. Yeah.

So she's like, so how was your dinner last night? What was last night? But you guys, who was like, oh, we went to dinner. Oh, really? Don't you really, Danny? You know, really?

And he's like, well, it was a strip club. Oh, so you had some holes? Is that what it was, Danny? Danny, you had some holes? Yeah, it was. Did you see the nipples? Did you see the nipples? It's like, I don't know buddy

Yeah, it's not disturbing how he talks door especially when she's mad. I don't know buddy This is nipples. He's he's marry on us. Press Gucci, but you see daddy. He's like no, and then his clips of him seeing every single one of those things You know, yeah, he's like well, you know, they you know, they sat down. Oh, sitting on what? My lap. Oh, it was I actually felt like the scene felt a little fake. I'm not gonna lie. I felt like Yeah, it was did not feel like an authentic thing, but it still was fun. Yeah, I was fake, but I still liked it. Yeah I don't know. It's like people who say, oh, housewives shows are so fake. I'm like really? You don't think this is real when there's like 10 cameras Surrounding two people fighting in a chileys or whatever you don't you think this is fake are you kidding me like really?

I mean they clearly just woke up and they went to sleep with all that makeup on So yeah, I have a list like you had a bitch on your leg and so Send it now they're fighting and then she like leaves and he's like, where are you going? You look nice buddy? You look nice Yeah, and she goes up at that bitch You look better, buddy. You look better So then Jackie comes over to some months because they are taking Supplies to the you know the last alternate yes yeah as they do on these trips which is nice and so they're making all these bags and oh gosh so they haven't like comes over

their voice is higher than it's ever been she's like oh what's going on yeah oh this is good you know people always need condoms especially if they go the strip club someone goes why would you need condoms that a they go to strip club. Someone goes, why would you need condoms to strip club? You don't sleep with strippers. I was like, oh, Simone, sweet, sweet, summer, Simone.

I mean, the woman did ask daddy if he wanted sex. So, yeah, all of a sudden. So, you know, Jackie tells us she's not, she wasn't bought that Curtis went because he's gone before. I was like, hmm, he also cheated on you. So. Yeah, she's not she wasn't bought the Curtis went because he's gone before I was like He also she's got you so yeah, she's like he's done worse. No, she's happy because the cameras were there If he was gonna that's exactly when she wants him to go to strip club with the cameras on him And she can watch him and he can't get into trouble

Yeah, although that face he was making the whole time should get in my trouble So then heavenly is mad. Heavenly seems mad at the ladies for setting up the strip club thing, right? She's like, what time do you make it home? And they're like two o'clock, and Jack is like, is this how you act when things bother you, heavenly?

Oh, we have a couple of hours. Thank you for coming. Go, go, go, go, go, go. So you're not bothered me. You're not bothered that day and one. It's all right. They're like, so did day and have a good time. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, The producer is asking her so you were angry. No, I was not angry. I do not care And he's like then why are you mad? I'm not mad. Please move on. Can we move on please? I'm about to get mad It's you better move on. I'm gonna get mad at you. All right here. I don't like a whole house

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