Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: Open and a Bit Too Honest

Episode Date: September 10, 2019

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But we didn't actually get the theme song for the premiere, which has now become pretty common place on Bravo that season premieres. They like to sort of like throw you into the drama and not waste any time with with the openings. So instead of a theme song, we got this sort of a tricksy hip-hop tricksy sort of vibe, which is like, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you. And then we wind up with Jackie and Heavenly Onset for something called Open and Honest. We wind up with Jackie and Heavenly on set for something called open and honest. Well, when that song, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Evan. Nothing. They didn't introduce anything, which was weird, but then we got different shots of Atlanta

and there was a dead alligator like Langham. I was like, oh, this is not going to be a good year for the eldest. You know, that means like there's always signs on Bravo. And the alligator was like dead on his back. So I was like, oh, Jack, he's going to cause him trouble this year. I'm calling it now. Dead alligator. I didn't notice that. That's, that's, that's a pretty, that's a pretty significant thing.

It's also like a pretty, uh, pretty intense piece of B-roll there. A dead alligator painting. It was like uh, it was like graffiti on a building. It was art. It was a little upside down. Could you imagine if it was a real dead alligator? That's what I thought. Miss led you.

Uh, this, this season. So that is married to medicine. Dead animals. Uh, married to veterinarian medicine. So we see, uh, we ultimately wind up at this open and honest situation where Jackie and, um, Jackie and Heavenly are, uh, they're sitting at a tiny little desk. Jackie is wearing this crazy yellow dress that has like all these black polka dot things. It's almost like a leopard thing, but not just like this very, very garish dress. And so that

to me was my sign that Jackie was not going to have a good season because she was trying too hard already with her with her with her fashion. That's like not her forte, you know. Yeah. Remember last year when heavenly went to like try out on the radio. She went on a radio show or something and she was supposed to go with who was it Mariah? I don't remember who she was supposed to do this thing and she went in and we thought okay this was no big deal so I guess she just like doing it and so now she I don't know if this is a real news thing or if this is a podcast what is it? it looked like it looked like it was a podcast but it was also being streamed over video and so Like that and then what happens is in this opening sequence

We are we bounce around from all the cast except for Contessa amusingly enough and they're all watching so we already knew that this was fake because as we know as podcasters None of our friends listen to our podcast. Okay, so we know, none of their friends would be tuning in either. Yeah, that's first damn sure. No one's gonna be sitting in their bed watching us. Yeah. We know, they're like gross. Yeah.

So yeah, so they're on camera and heavenly's like, wake up, wake? Okay, now we haven't done heavenly in a long time. We were just talking about this. It's gonna take a minute to get back to him to like so extra heavenly. Yeah I Was like what are you two doctors now give me a break heavenly. Did you go get a second doctor? Fight also see could be better than everybody else

Daddy daddy tell me the news I got a hot case of loving you. Hey, daddy. I have to be careful because my Kelsey from New Orleans is dangerously close to my heavenly, you know, because my Kelsey is like this and my heavenly is like this. It's really testing the upper ranges of my voice. I'm Dr. Dr. Heaven Lou. I'm sitting next to the only Dr. Jackie in town. Dr. Jackie Walker.

Is that her name? Well, Jackie Walker. I don't. It was weird hearing Jackie's last name, because I realized that I didn't know it after all these years. It's even season seven that we've covered. I feel like it's not Jackie. Maybe it is Jackie Walker something sounds like it's close to that I'm gonna look right now because it's driving me nuts Jackie Walker

Jackie Walker doctor. I don't know Jackie Walker is a British activist also fascinating I kind of wish I kind of wish that she were on the show too. Like, and now British activist Jackie Walker. I think I think I was like Walter to something like that. Jackie, Dr. Jackie Walters. It is Walters. Yeah, this Walters. Okay. But I said Walker. So I was, you confused your OBGYN with your British activist. It happens. Yeah. Both things I don't do. Yeah, also not to be confused with Jackie Warner. And not to be confused with Jackie Warner, who also would be an interesting addition to the show, but sort of annoying too. Yeah, well anyway, sorry Jackie, I never need your last

name and I don't like it. I just like Dr. Jackie. Just eat that. Yeah, I like that too. So then yeah, Cecil and Simone are in bed watching at home because Cecil still doesn't have a job. Sorry to keep having you. I think you're sitting at a table to be honest. I just want to clarify, I think they were sitting at a kitchen table, which may be where they sleep also, so it could be their bed as well. So, I'm having least like today, we're talking about girl co-foundations. Yeah.

And Simone's like, oh, well, there are different levels of girl code ethics and Heavenly has none and dr. Jackie has the most ha ha ha starts cracking myself up and meanwhile Mariah and Toya are at the spa getting like junk put on their arms and face and People keep texting Toya about like have you tuned in to open an honest, which, and by people, I mean, like producers are like, could you please turn this on for your scene? She's like, oh, if one more person asks me to turn on to open an honest, I'm just gonna like throw myself off as they, I mean, how do you even turn on

the concept of open? I don't get it. How does that work? And Mariah, it's like, this is not relaxing. Do you wanna hear Heaven Leaves voice? I don't. And then amusingly, Quad isn't actually in bed. She's in bed alone watching at home,

and she's just like responding to the podcast as if she's actually talking like in a conversation with them, because Jackie is like, so I want to know, how about the girlfriend code? Who believes in the girlfriend code? And Quad's like, I believe in the girlfriend code Oh She's going full out in bed. Yeah, I didn't jack jack you say well the number one rule in girl code Do not ghost your friends back is a violation and quad gets

stink face at the computer how could you bring that out on open and honest could you quad me like that there was a quad and quad. And it hurt me. It hurt me. So bad. They showed a clip at some point during the episode they had a flashback to quad cry talking and she was like, Oh, good. You too. I was like, who is moving front of your upstairs there is in quad sentences are so funny and the clip in that same clip she goes I feel sorry sorry for making you feel outcast to me ma'am do you want to supersize that or not so five

I will supersize it so quad yeah that's all you do it no you do it no you do it I So quad yeah, that's all you do it. No you do it. No you do it. No you do it So quad is so then quad is like still lying in bed and again to know what in particular She's like why do people act like you own the volume business? Do they put a deposit down for the business? She's talking to her dog with the pink hair, and it is hilarious. She's just having a full-on conversation. So then it comes back to the TV and having like,

and taking secrets to the grove. And Jackie's like, yes, let's talk about taking secrets to the grave. And Heavenly goes, what are you talking about? And Jackie says, you. No, I think that was about, that was about husbands, without part when she said, you. Jackie at this point goes,

do you think that quad should have shared the, should have shared the, the Mariah had to use drugs and that Mariahs, of course, watching us. Ciao. She goes, that is crazy. Deep down, they know that's not my life. So then Jackie's like, girl code number three, do not be little. Your best friends has been and have only goes, who are you talking about? That's what that goes. So then we find out that there's some really low

wattage, Twitter beef between Cecil and and heavenly because Cecil sent out a tweet that was shading heavenly and then so heavenly responded and of course when heavenly responds she responds really hard. This is what they're saying at this point but we're gonna get back to that because we will see those tweets later and then I will address I will I will unload my opinions on this Twitter beef. Okay so you want to hold off? So Cecil's watching and he goes, what is she talking about?

Someone goes, when she called you stupid and old, she felt shaded by your comment and heavenly's a person who will go all the way to the gutter. Yeah, which is true. Daddy, are you down there in the gutter? It's like again, a reference to it.

So, uh, I heard that. Daddy, did you find my little paper boat? It's like again a reference to it. So uh... I'm so happy! Daddy, how did you find my little paper boat daddy down there? This daddy's just in the gutter being like, Well, I just found the boat. We want to come and get your boat. Oh, I feel so bad that I have your boat. So Jackie's like, well, heavenly.

Do you see how this can lead to bad things? And heavenly goes, I dig wrong and well, heavenly. Do you see how this can lead to bad things? And heavenly goes, I did wrong and I own it. And so they start taking collars. And Simone goes, God, that is scary that people are gonna ask heavenly for advice. Yeah. Mariah's, because Mariah's always going,

she goes, she goes, she paid people to call in. You know that she just paid people. So the caller goes, heavenly. I mean, why are you always so messy? And heavenly goes, it might be important. And then it just ends. And by the way, like, you know, I think, like, I was like, you know what, Mariah, they did not pay someone to call in.

And then the caller's name is Shlonda. I was like, okay, yes, someone is like, yeah caller's name is Shlonda. I was like, okay. Yes, someone is like, uh, yeah, my name is Shlonda I'll end to give heavenly shit. Yeah, clearly like a PA from the production company So then we go over the heavenly and quad They drive to a place called the sweet spot and quads like Why did you take me to a garage and Let's go in with daddy. I gotta keep it tight and right. Oh, no, it's a bad regillination

No, it's vaginal hydrotherapy and heavenly who's a doctor gives this very important medical update who's a doctor gives this very important medical update. When you're with a man, you're gonna need to leave an imprint. And so the vaginal rajotherapy is gonna, it's gonna delete the imprint of Dr. Gregory's penis in the vagina right now. It's like, you know, this does not, this nothing sounds right about this. Like this does not sound like it was in the Harvard medical review.

Yeah, she's like, if you're kind of relevant, you gotta get rid of things down there, like Dr. Gregory and Quad's like, so we're here to steam my husband off of my VJJ. She's like, yes! Oh, this so. So, I like this too, so. Yeah, so Quad tells us that she's like in the ninth inning

of her divorce settlement with Dr. Gregory and it's really so close to being over and in the words of Petty Lebel, oh, beyond my own! And I was like, I was sort of hoping that she would say, in the words of Petty Lebel, are you ready for America? Yeah, or in the words of like, Cote's, um, Epidine, Iine on my own, you know, something like that. And I like that she calls Paddy the Bell, Pettla Bell. Pettla Bell. She's like, Pettla Bell. Like, wow, that sounds like the most fantastic bike

I've ever heard of. Pettla Bell. So they get peppered in herbs. Their vaginas get covered in herbs like echinacea. I think that what happens is that the herbs get put into a little pot and they steam. The women are put into these giant pink shower cap things, but they're over their bodies. It almost looks like some weird charlie on the chocolate factory thing. They sit over this steaming herb mixture and they capture all the steam in their vaginas.

That's how I interpreted it. But you gave it so much more thought than we. I was like, you know, they put a nation on their vaginas in the ran. Okay. That's what happened in my mind, my mind. So, uh, Quads like, so basically this is Vagery of a nation right? And the ladies like, but organic. I was like, what, what is so inorganic about having a freezer one

shoved up your hoo-ha can't we just go back to that it sounds easier yeah exactly so heavenly is like you need a good vagina um see I just did Kelsey right there daddy this what I always say live love love, laugh, and eat. Vaginas. When is only happy? Is if they have a happy vagina? Yeah, live, love, laugh, and eat vaginas. Yeah. So funny. So quads like, I appreciate you brought me here, haven't we, but why not the girls?

And at which point, we then cut over to Simone, Mariah and Toya at dinner. And Toya has just figured out how to use the menu. It's very exciting for her. So Mariah is like, she, Mariah's all bothered. She's like, well, I've never seen Jackie say and stuff. And now she said stuff. So now I see the real Drew, Mariah, Jackie, whatever.

She's like, she's like really mad at Jackie. Even though Jackie didn't say that, Mariah did drugs. Right, Mariah is just, I guess, that she even brought it up again on national, whatever they were on. And she's like, Jackie should learn to fact-check and do her due diligence before she goes on open and honest. Yeah. Which is the funniest damn name ever. I love that they chose open and honest. I know. And it's starting heavenly. Yeah, and if anyone wants to watch open and honest, it's good to get an Earthling joke in there. I've been waiting. I've been waiting.

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Yeah, so now Mariah is angry at Jackie and she's now saying that Jackie is like no difference that to her than heavenly or quad, which I'm like, no, except Dr. Jackie is significantly way more sophisticated and, you know, you know, more Dr. Jackie-ish. Mariah. And if you would listen, you would see that she didn't say that you were doing drugs, she was saying, do you think it was right for Quad to say that? Right. But Mariah doesn't care. Mariah will just find somebody to hate and then try and ruin their lives.

She's like the hateful one on this show. She just keeps rising from the dead for whatever reason. You get rid of her and then here she comes again. Now I got she's full time again. Yeah. So, um, now back to the sweet spot with Heavenly and Quad. Heavenly's like, Jack, it wasn't coming from a bad place. Those were the questions in the group. And Quad was like, well, I know she wasn't coming from a bad place, but come on. Mariah and I are not friends and we don't

need to take anything to the grave. Okay. What about that taking secrets to the grave? Okay. Listen, I saw what I saw and I do not regret saying anything about Mariah Can Ronnie can you remind me what the allegations were from last reunion reunion because Quads had that Mariah did drugs But Mariah has the Mariah say that Quads slept with her brother-in-law. I which I see was lakes husband Yeah, she accused Quad of cheating with her Sisters husband. Yeah, okay. That's what I thought. So then haven't now they're talking about Heavenly and Simone being a little off-kilter. They're a friendship being a little off-kilter and Heavenly goes, daddy, I don't know it went wrong. There was some

Twitter activity. And then at now we finally get to see what these scandals tweets are. And basically, we see Cecil's tweet, which got all of 25 retweets because it was so scandalous. It says, Heavenly needs to- About this round, he app downloads as he got from his kids working out. Almost, almost.

Maybe, yeah, almost. So Cecil, he goes, Heavenly needs to pressure wash her house. And I hope that Simone doesn't come back contaminated. Something like that, which was a reference to the fact that last season when was it Heavenly who was getting mad or someone got mad at him. Mariah was like, you need to pressure wash your house, right? So Cecil just has like a stupid tweet that just is like, Heavenly, you need to press, press your wash your house. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what that was in response to because I don't remember, but I thought it was just funny that Heavenly now hates Cecil because he said her house is

dirty. Yeah, and like, but it was also like, to me, it read when they showed the clip of I think Mariah saying you need to press your wash your house. It seemed like Cecil was making it to you. Oh, right. Because Heavenly then says he repeated what Mariah said last year. And I guess he was making a joke. Because Heavenly then says, he repeated what Mariah said last year. So I guess he was just repeating something. But I thought it was sort of like a jockey reference to what Mariah said.

You know, that's how I took it. So then Heavenly wrote back, and I hope everyone can brace for this, because this was so below the belt. I was actually shocked. She goes, I should pay you to do it, and then three laugh emojis. And I had one like. She said, well, Cronkos, you told the man he was going to do it and then three laugh emojis and I had one like. She said, well, Claw goes, you told the man he was tweeting and twerking and not working. So I'm like, yes, I said, you aren't even working. And I don't like them and to get into it like bitches.

I just feel like these were two like very lightly shady tweets that were like the not warrants a huge offseason feud. Yes. So Simone's like, well, she showed me who she is and I accept who she is. And she said then Simone is taking everything she's seriously right because Simone's like, well, I can find it in heaven, Lee, that I was frustrated that my husband wasn't out finding a job. And then she put my husband, my Business was see still out there and which Simone you did that on camera. Yeah, have you seen your show? Have you seen your show? Yeah, they were talking about what had happened on the show because there are two people from a show on a podcast, Durer. So then heavenleys tweet says I just feel like he needs to get a job ellipses and stay out of women's mess.

Ellipses hold his wife accountable for her actions, ellipses and then a period. Ooh. I'm like, is that really putting all of Simone's business like on front street? Like that's, I don't think so. I think that's just her saying he needs to get a job because you guys were all talking about it at the reunion, okay?

He said he got laid off and he's looking for a job. It's like a pretty standard comeback. I have the fact that they are in such a tizio of these tweets is hilarious. I know. And then she had to add her old, her branded heavenly misogyny in there, hold his wife accountable for her actions. Oh yeah.

Get a job and keep your wife's mouth shut. Yeah. Good old heavenly. And so someones like, good girlfriend, don't do that. I'm like, okay, relax. Okay, you're looking way too far into this Twitter. A good girlfriend doesn't, you know, end a friendship over a stupid tweet. Yeah. And then, of course, Mariah gets just what she wants, right? So she's like,

and has Quad shown you who she is. And someone goes, she showed me. And I was like, well, Mariah one, there you go. Evil people always win. Yeah. Simone is apparently still mad at Quad from last year, when Quad was like not, was like pretty private about what she was going through with her divorce. And Simone is still mad at that, which also makes me wonder when Simone talks about what good girlfriend should do. She's not a good girlfriend, realize that her friend needs some space and doesn't really want to like have like everything that she's going through put under the scrutiny of cameras and just because you did it doesn't mean that she automatically wants to do it too. Right, and so Simone's with Mariah Antoya, and so she's total shit talking, but Mariah

reminds her. She's like, yeah, but she wants to be friends with you. So it's different, which is true because all Quad has to do is say, sorry, one time. And then she'll be tight with Simone again. So Simone shouldn't be with those witches because she's just going to get herself in trouble. Yeah, she really will. Because I still love Simone. I just think that she, I think some of her logic is a little hypocritical. Yeah. So then, um, Quad is like, well, you know, last year was the worst Simone has ever been. I mean, she was just nasty last year. And heaven, at least like, yeah, but out the reunion, she said she would be a better friend to you, Daryl. Yeah. And apparently that has not really happened at all. And quad misses the old Simone and now heavily talks about how

I'm not with good band-aids on a bullet wound it's like okay relax quad relax quad band-aids on a bullet wound so go ahead I'm sorry no no it's fine I forgot that line it was funny yeah so the big news is that daddy is opening an ambulatory surgical center. Someone say that's lonely for toy, please But I love what? I'm a lance. I'm a lance. What you should have did is just open up an ambulance an ambulance sugar set up What's that gonna do? Oh, are be the Kazah of the Ambulance Center? So, Heavenly is like, well, I'm just gonna be a court.

We're gonna have a great time, right? And Quads is like, well, I can help you with some of that, but three of those girls are just... RING! RING! And then Simone's talking about how she's gonna to go to this opening because everyone likes daddy. So they're going to go. And she says, when I see Heavenly, I'll

say, girl, you look adorable. Is that another outfit from the flea market? And I actually start cracking up. I laugh. She was like, that's bead. And she's like, well, I'm just being open and honest. So now we cut over to Jackie's house where Curtis is sitting there with a nurse named Chitris.

And he's getting like an IV full of fluids because apparently he ate some bad wings the night before and got some pretty nasty food poisoning. And when Curtis gets food poisoning, I just can't even imagine like, I can't imagine that poor toilet, what that toilet went through last night. The toilet should be there in IV right now. That's the same reason you don't date a soup. Okay, like you don't date a super big man because of poop

and you don't get a super huge dog because of poop. I have friends with a Marmadoup dog like one of those gigantic fucking dogs. And I'm like, what do you, my only question is poop, and they're like, oh yeah, we have to have trash bags. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah. So you're digging up poop to put away. So Jackie walks into the house and she's so happy, and I think I figured out why, because she loves the idea that Curtis gets to be within inches alone with another woman But then that woman is pricking him with needles, which is his greatest fear

I'm like see she finally figured out how to get revenge on him Poison him and stick him with needles Usually it's the woman that gets pricked around Curtis. So it is nice to see And I thought it was also funny because this is the business that Torrey wanted to open member She wanted to have that vitamin Listen to her and now it's everywhere. Yeah, look that could have been Eugene giving fluids to Curtis. Yeah It's like fluids the wings are in the fluids Jackie's just gonna keep them sick just so that every day. Yes, he had a new needle thing like

Jackie's just gonna keep him sick just so that every day he has to get a new needle thing like Jackie I feel really sick. Hmm. I think what we need is more IV injections. It's like some sadistic munchausans Yeah, it's like some joy-fueling novel He's like, why do I keep having heartburn just keep taking the infusions honey? Oh, but the needle scare me so much. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that Curtis It's like wait a minute is that blue cheese going through that tube Well, that's amazing how inflicting pan on my husband makes me feel so much better. So I'm moving forward. I Wish best season ever so I wish best season ever. So, uh, yeah, so the big news is that Jack and Curtis

have moved into a new house because they've been having a sort of a Goldilocks scenario because remember, she wanted the swanky apartment and then he wanted a country home and then she went to the country home and then he cheated and all that stuff. Yeah, fun times. Yeah, but this is a temporary house, right? Because they're still waiting for their other one

to be built or is this the one that they built? I think this is a temporary house, right? Because they're still waiting for their other one to be built. Or is this the one that they built? I think this is a temporary house because they're going to gut the other one and rebuild it. Yeah, the other one is like the standard, like Bravo star in Atlanta house, whereas like I'm a mcmanchin, but it sort of has weird turrets and triangles in it, you know? Yeah, and on a hill. Yeah. So the next scene is Kontessa. Oh wait, we should mention this really charming moment at the end of the scene where Curtis was walking at the door and

Jackie's like, don't forget your suppository and he's like, I'm gonna leave those for you. I like the way you insert them. Yeah, I don't need that. I skipped that on purpose. Oh, sorry. Well, it's disgusting. I don't want to think of Jackie sticking her fingers up Curtis's butt All right people at home just rewind rewind this to the blue cheese going through a tube and then fast forward 60 seconds Okay fast forward through the image of Jackie pushing a suppository and Curtis's right and knowing that the suppository probably looks like a tic-tac because it's Curtis. Yeah. He probably has to use like a t-shirt gun to get it up in there. Oh god!

A cropping guy. He probably doesn't even need one, it's just more of her torture. Oh, I'm sorry Curtis, apparently you have an ailment. You'll have to stick something up your ass every single day for the rest of your life. Ha ha ha ha. Still want to cheat. So contest is dad picked up the kids.

Oh no, Scott, I guess I was picking up the kids. Cause now he's Mr. Mom because contest some moved. She was like, bye. She found this tiny little rental in Nashville. They cut they we go over to Nashville and she's in this tiny little house and because Contessa has moved to Nashville to she's she's pivoting towards public health and so she's having to you know get certified or get a degree in it or whatever. Her dream is to be the next surgeon general. Of the United States of America. Now it's like, well, that's one way to dream big.

Yeah. You know, people off other trying to smoke a damn cigarette. Like, wow, what a life contest. Thanks a lot. So I'm like, you know, you know, it's really going to prepare you well to be a nominee for, to be surgeon general. Being on the show, it's really, I'm sure that I'm sure that I'm sure that I'm sure all this is a general from Mary DeMedicine. I mean, you know what, this, this our political system has gotten very crazy as it is. So you never know, but just, just going to put it out there that

when if she gets appointed to be Sur general, I'm not sure if the surgeon general to be has to go through any sort of congressional hearings, I think probably so. I think there was an issue with one at one point. I feel like this show might come back to Haunter. I think it could also help her because this, you know, having a record of Contessa on this show for three years, we've seen how much she can just improve her hair with a little bit of criticism. That's true.

Then her hair looks great now. So you never know. People can't change. Remember Jocelyn Elders? Yeah. Remember her whole thing that she got into trouble for? No. She said that people should masturbate and people

like, oh, well, I never got so mad. Oh, God. Jocelyn Elders. I think that's what I'm saying. I think her God. Jocelyn elders. I think that's my name. I think her name is Jocelyn elders. I've only remembered elders masturbation. The surgeon general fired for defending masturbation. Yes, that's, oh my God.

And this was in 2016. Come on. No, no, Jocelyn elders was the Clinton era. I'm pretty sure. Oh, Jocelyn elders served a surgeon general of the US from 1993 until of masturbation because you know it's like making the article shorter. I don't even want to look like that. Like that. So it's a surgeon general of the United States from 1993 until masturbation. Okay, there you go. Everybody being fired during the Clinton administration for masturbation. I mean, she's like, but, but probably to this

day, she's never said anything, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, no kidding. If anybody needed masturbation more, it was that, that administration. Good Lord. Any who this got really, listen, you know, this marriage medicine brings out a lot of a lot of interesting facets. So, the point is this, Contessa could be our new surgeon general and I'm sure she will teach us a lot about things like calling people's husbands big fat bitches. So there.

So, be like, if you smoke this cigarette, I'm gonna accuse you of trying to throw me down the stairs after breast surgery. Okay. So go ahead and try that cigarette. She's gonna slap a surgeon general's warning on every crab. Warning, if you see this, do not jump and smack a very good doctor in the chest after she's had a mastectomy. Every crab is gonna have a stick on her. So yeah, so she's back in school because she wants to be surgeon general for whatever reason, which means she's not there all week. So poor Scott has to do the work.

Yeah. Yeah, poor poor Scott. Meanwhile, I love, by the way though, I mean, I do want to give some props to Contessa. I think it's really cool that she's like, I want to go into public health and she went and she's like, full on like gone to a university public health and she went and she's like, full on like gone to a university or wherever and to get certified. I'm like, you know what Toya did during the off season? She probably like found a poigostick at like a store. I thought

a poigostick, that's what I did. Whereas like, she's like, oh, I got certified in public health, so I could someday be a surgeon general. Yeah, and you know as much as we joke about it, I could actually imagine contest said becoming surgeon general. Yeah. Like she's got that in, she's just got that energy in her where she's like, guess what? One day I said I wanted to be surgeon general and here I am as a surgeon general. Like I buy it.

Toys like, well, I want to be general moves. How about that? To yeah. I want to school for Chibios. I don't think ever, I don't think Tori would ever buy a Pogo stick because it has a word Poe in it. She's like, I'm not a bitch. I'm a bitch. I want a rich girl stick.

She also be like, I don't buy sticks. I love a rich girl stick. Okay. So Tori's family pulls up and they're fucking ridiculous Jeep. I cannot get over this. Yeah. I've seen a lot of ridiculous cars on Bravo, but you are not MJ from Shaw's. Stop it.

Yeah. I'm like, you know, one thing when Eugene was just driving this Jeep around, you know, because mid-life crisis and stuff. But then the fact that's actually like the family Jeep and the whole family is in it. I'm like, what are you doing driving up to your cul-de-sac in like a Mad Max post-apocalyptic Jeep? Okay, this is ridiculous. You're not serving in Afghanistan, you're building a house. Okay.

I know, you're building a McMansion in like, you know, in the middle of a bumble-fuck. Okay, we do not need this massive off, like ridiculous car. Yeah, thanks for all you're doing to kill the earth you dicks. I know. I know. Get a get a four tourists or something. Yeah. Yeah. So Toya, of course, guess what Toya is excited about when she sees the house. It's the walkway because Toya is obsessed with sidewalks and so I think that's all she needs.

It's true. She needs to have that path. So she's very excited and She's also well toias like you know those bugs where like if the bug is crawling around on a piece of paper and you draw a line The bug will be like whoa, I can't walk any further. There's a barrier there and like the bug doesn't realize that I could just Perfectly walk over a draw line, but the bug is like whoops. He's so it goes There's a video out there of like a little bug And that's not all bug but there's a certain there's a little bug and it's on a piece of paper and it's just walking along and then someone draws a line And it's like whoa and so the toy a bug turns and it walks in a different direction They draw another line and the bug is like okay, I can't go that way you book

They miss you like mind fucking the bug and you know that's what toy is without a walkway I guess I'm gonna walk on this lawn right now I don't know where to go. Help I'm lost. I guess it's the inverse because what I'm saying is that Toya needs the lines and the bug is. Yeah I'll see you guys out. Toya never leaves her house because they get a big square sidewalk in their backyard. I'm just like what do I do now? Oh my god don't ever put Toya in a traffic circle. Let's see, this role is so long. I've been driving on it for 12 hours. So then, uh, uh, Bible him plays when we see the house or like some classical music that's like, oh, and she's like, this has been a log type cousin.

When I tell you, we've been waiting so many years to get where we are. And then we see clips of Toya over the years. My favorite part is when the tax person's like, uh, yeah, you guys can't spend so much money and Toya goes So you want me to dad grade my house at drink boots fog They kind of goes yes So you know, we've always called her because our friend Lori Ann commons. Hey baby. She calls her toy a toy Income Destroyer and that has always been my favorite term for toy. Yeah, so they're walking through this like half built McManchin and I was like I'm never knew would be so difficult. I'm like girl you this was a plot of land three months ago Like what part of a rush job did you think would be easy?

And that is fast three months.. Like, what part of a rush job did you think would be easy? And that is fast, three months, my God. Oh no, and Eugene is like, I knew it would be difficult because you were picking out everything. So it had to be difficult. He's like, this was basically Tori's shopping for three months, you know? And she was, well, I'd never had that but Bishop Boyd. Well, these dumbedums gave a 60 day notice

to their landlords, which means they have to be out of their house, which also means the house has to be their new house has to be done in 60 days. And like, I think in real life, you just don't do that until you're truly 60 days out, but it's TV, so they have to add some sort of like ticking clock to move to the house. Well, it's for real life, so she can't just get a house that they can afford. She probably got some expensive ass hat. The houses used their living in. Yeah, that's true. Like, you can't carry a $10,000 a month rent while you're doing whatever.

You're also building a house, that's true. Oh, toya. So, so now we go over to Cecil and Simone. They're teaching Michael, their younger son, how to drive. The whole family's in this Tesla. First of all, call me crazy. I think a Tesla is not the car to teach a teenager how to drive in. Because those things go from zero to 80 in about one second.

No joke. So I am not putting a teenager. That you know what that teenager gets? A 1997 Honda Civic. That's what you get to start your driving journey. You know that's what show by him, but probably not to train him in. Yeah. I love that we're gonna car shame every single person.

And before I was like, thanks for killing the earth, and now these people are driving a Tesla. I'm like, thanks for putting the earth in danger with your fast car. Well, they just don't know how to do it. Like, I mean, I support them having a Tesla, but I just don't support I think it's really dangerous and also foolhardy to put your your child doesn't know how to drive Have him drive in a car that goes from zero to 80 immediately and it's a very expensive car too

Just like start him off with something Sensible, okay, and you know what else is horrible when parents buy their kids their first car like one of those gigantic GMCs Gigantic like your kid is gonna rear end somebody so let's try not to kill that person that your kid is gonna rear end And like and try not to be shocked when your kid suddenly has like a carrier beer in the back of that giant GMC Kyle Richards So Kyle Richards. Some sort of Kyle bought a GMC for someone. Care kids at some point. So now it turns out that I was being an asshole before just for fun because C sold does have a job now.

He became a real estate agent. Yeah. Yeah. Good for him. Andy sold a 900,000 dollar house. C sold your back in your back in and the whole family is living under one roof. And Simone is like, but the problem is that boys are a messy And they leave dirty socks everywhere and things are messy. I'm like Simone. You're a doctor and Dravittesla

I are a cleaning lady just do it Yeah, and Cecil is also working part-time as Simone's executive Assistant, yeah, just hilarious. Yeah, Exactly. And miles. By the way, miles is 21 now. What is it with Bravo kids? They have some weird like when they get to college, there's some weird space time continuum thing that happens where like last season, miles is becoming, it's like going off to his freshman year and this season he's almost graduated. I like, how did that happen? Like, how does it like happen with Avery and like every other like every other teenager in Bravo, they just speed

through college. No, because he just went to his first year, but he went to a really good school. He went to Howard, but then he just fucked around the whole time and got drunk. So now they're just calling it his gap year, because he's starting all over at Georgia State. Yeah. He's like, well, Malia took a gap year in Europe and Miles took his gap year just while he was in school and then Michael goes involuntarily. And they also shade Michael because they're like,

well, Mike, Mike, the SATs are coming up. You think you can beat Miles and Smone goes, well, but Miles is smart. and Smone goes, well, the Miles is smart. Like, he's a big. Aw, poor kid. That's Michael. Like, don't say that to Michael. He was the one who was like so sweet in the yogurt shop that one time.

I know, I know. So like, he cried over, he cried a planet yogurt. Who does that? I know. I love their family. I think they have such a sweet family. Yeah, they do. And I'm glad they're all back together

and worked all that shit out. It's nice to see. I agree. I agree. I like see so getting bitched at, but I don't like him see like him seem bitched at, you know what I mean? Like it's fun bitching. I just think those kids are so sweet. And I I would hate for them to have to have like the undue stress that comes with, you know, parental separation, et cetera. I just want them to just live a happy

life. So anyway, now we now we move on and Ronnie, I was really excited about this because I feel like this was the debut of a Trixi Monaco dance anthem. Was that just me? I feel like it was a big old like Trixi's first time trying to really go for the mass market. What was it? It went like this. No, no, no, no, step, step, step to the right. Shake it on down to the ground down, down, now back, back it up, back that thing up. Now slide one, two. I was like, tricks, he's trying to get a dance. Maybe they were just trying to see story how to put on makeup, because that's what it led into. Okay, I'll be like, oh,

nah, nah, nah, step to the right. I said, ah, I hit the wall. All right, let's start that over. Start that over. So Mariah is going to be riding with Mariah and Hayden. And yeah, and she's, she's face timing and she's like half naked. And Eugene's like, um, what if I was standing right next to a coworker and she's like,

those that affordable coworker did, well, you should, it was open this up in private. So an Aiden and Mariah are getting ready. Mariah is like typical Mariah. She's like, I get extra points for going and they better have food that she didn't make. Yeah. And then Simone and Cecil are riding in a car with a new lady named Buffy and her husband Dr. David who's a psychiatrist.

So I don't know if Buffy is a new cast member or most likely just a friend of they've been sort of Road testing some friend of's for the past few years and no one has a really stuck we had Janice and then we had I forget the lady from last year. I don't even remember her name, but she had like the like bleach blonde hair So now this this year it's Buffy. Let's do a Buffy can I think it's a Buffy But I think there's a full time this year, but I couldn't tell if it was her because I could have sworn the New full time was blonde too, but I don't know. Maybe you know, it would be nice if they brought back Jill Jill the daffodil Oh my god, she was crazy face And if you don't know what if you are a newer listener and you don't know what we're talking about There used to there was this girl. She was like a white girl from like season three,

who was really high-strong and there was an episode where she walked into a store and Quad was there and Quad just went, Jewel and death and all has it baby! And to this day we still have no idea what she's talking about. One of the best sound clips ever. I know, I wish I had that clip available, but I actually don't know where it is. So Simone is warning her that it's going to be an ugly night. You know, she's like, well, I want to make sure you meet all these ladies,

even the ones I'm not fooling with. And to be clear, three of the ladies I haven't seen since New York. We are truly dysfunctional. And Buffy's like, well, thanks for the invite. I mean, Jesus. Yeah, exactly. And then Simone starts talking about how she basically blocked Heavenly, and she loves to block everyone. Like, anyone. She's like, I just love to block a bitch. Anyone, anyone at all.

Yeah, it's like, I'll block you. Block. Yeah. So now, Buffy, guys, well, what if you block me? It's just, oh, I won't block you. You're sensational, smart, and rich. I love rich people So now people start arriving and I just love the fact that like this This is like the only show that would throw a red carpet old Hollywood style party for the opening of an ambulatory clinic

I mean come on now It's an ambulatory clinic and I mean, come on now. It's an ambulatory clinic and there's a red carpet. Yeah. So, Torian Mariah arriving and Toria's like, and it was good on the red carpet. It's in the head to cap spot. Yeah. And she and and Mariah's like, yes, heavenly here for the Maroon carpet, the dingy buildings and the parking lot's like, yes, heavenly here for the Maroon Carpet, the dingy buildings, and the parking lot full of food trucks sort of her style. It's like welcome to a parking lot that's so heavenly. And Daddy meanwhile, I was like, this is surreal. I can't believe this is really me. Is this really mine? Wow.

That means Daddy thing. So then, then Heavenly's saying hi to everybody. And Shady Esmeraya brought her sister Lake to start some shit. And Heavenly's not happy about it. But I couldn't, I wasn't totally sure why Heavenly wasn't happy about it. Was it just because she just knew there would be a fight as a result?

Yeah, she's like, you're going to accuse Guad of sleeping with this woman's husband, and then you have to bring her to the opening. I mean come on. Like it's obvious, you know. Meanwhile, Toia is having her world rocked with your derives. She's like, that's one big ass maple. Wow. Monsonville man. Oh, you see like a giant giant red meatball in a tiny little dish. Yeah. And then Mariah is like, they don't taste that good. And I'm like, oh, now I just have toiya and Mariah in my mind eating their husbands balls.

And I'm disgusted. So don't forget Dr. Jackie shoving a suppository upcrix. Yeah, this is my episode to eat dinner through for sure. It's called marriage and medicine. Okay. And not married to daisies in the field Also don't make me hungry Also, I would watch marriage of daisies in the field that sounds nice We would watch it. We would be like guys the best new show on TV. It's about flowers Oh my god this episode was so good so Sven was fucking around with another daisy and so that's when Marjorie had to be like Sven you come home right now because you're not allowed in the field anymore And then we're like who pollinated daisy

Who put a suppository up Davies daisy stem? So Curtis and Jackie arrive So Curtis and Jack year I've just a lovely talented young lady and then Mariah. Mariah basically doesn't want to talk to them because she's still mad about opening an honest, etc. Yeah, Mariah is just so furious and none of the girls are really talking to each other. We have the two teams, right? And so Mariah sees the other girls and she's like they're keeping their distance they should and she's like I don't know about facing Dr. Jackie she's just like quad to me now she's in the same

place as quad. I'm just right you yeah isn't this where also they shaded the clinic they're like well it's good thing this is only 400 square feet because we have to stay as far apart as possible. Something like that. So Heavenly and Cecil have a very cold handshake moment, you know, when, when they come face to face. And Heavenly is like, well, Cecil isn't as friendly as usual. He's checking his phone. Maybe he's checking Twitter. Hopefully he's not tweeting at me. Then Quad comes in like a full firm like you know, Quad, of course,

an open a door opening. So she comes in, like some crazy for it. That's the red car that like it's a real thing. I know exactly what there's like the photographer from the penny saver. And she's like, I can't believe I get to walk the car but at this beautiful event. And Guad is like, hello heavenly, I want to know every single thing about the ambulance Tina loves surgery to send to real. And, right. And you know, by the way, once again, we should mention that everyone is dressed for Old Hollywood, except for Daddy.

Of course, I mean, I'm happy that Daddy did not wear scrubs. I think this is a step in the right direction, but he's just wearing like a blazer and khakis. I'm like, at least try to do your theme. This is your theme. I mean, yes, it's ridiculous that there's an Old Hollywood theme for your ambulatory up, you know, surgical unit, whatever. Does it make sense? Why it's old Hollywood for an ambulatory clinic? No, but go with it because your wife just spent a lot of money to make it. Yeah, well, it's like Costco, glimmering. You know, it's like old Costco would. Which is a good old Kirkland would, which I appreciate approved that that's hard to find clothes just for every event You know old the only place some of us can shop his old Navy, okay?

I'm stuck with whatever they get me. Yeah, I just feel like daddy never makes an effort and it drives me nuts But he wore his formal scrubs, so I appreciate that He has formal scrups his formal scrubs. Yeah so the girls are all gossiping, and we see Quad come in. And she actually looks at Simone, like to say hi, but Simone won't look at her. Yeah. And they were sure to show us and close up

so we can know what a life-face Simone is, right? Yeah. So Toria goes, I don't know if you noticed, but Quad just passed by you. And someone goes, it's OK. I appreciate not being fake. So that's okay that she didn't say, I suck you little fucker. You wouldn't even look at her. Yeah, exactly.

I noticed that too. Quad made eye contact first and Simone goes, quad is giving me Stevie Wonder. She can't even see me. I was like, I feel like I shouldn't laugh at that. It's not only a blind joke. It's also a really old joke, you know, that's true, too. Are there no modern day blind people we can make fun of? Like, what the hell? What about that guy who was on American Idol 10 years ago? So Simone is like, I'm not sure why quad and I are not as close as we used to be. I'm like, how

about she went through a terrible divorce last year and while she was like at her bottom, you then got mad at her because she wasn't sharing with you when she was just trying to keep her shit together. How about it's because of that. It's what you started, what you caused Simone. Yeah, Simone got really mean last year to Jesus. She really did. So Contessa and Scott arrived and then Damien gives like a tour and he gives like a lovely speech about, you know, how is, you know, great, great parents grandparents were slaves and that like basically like it's really awesome to have like now he has his own, you know, surgical center, which is it is an amazing thing. So we gave that and he showed all the equipment and stuff and all the all the people who were there were just like nodding politely. They had no idea. He was like, and this one here allows for the, but the scooping with the Fibidood and everyone's like, mm-hmm, we have no idea what we're talking about. We can't follow this at all. And Heavenly's like, that's my baby! Yeah. It was really cute. And then he tells us a story.

Or Eugene tells us. He's like, yeah, you know, I moved here and I didn't know anybody. And then he tells us a story, or Eugene tells us. He's like, yeah, I moved here and I didn't know anybody. And Daddy gave me my first job and really supported me and stuff. And then Tori was like paid for a wedding at cash. Like, yeah, so maybe be nice, Tori, yeah. Yeah. So the women start gathering outside. They all come together, finally, the two groups come together

outside. And Contessa gives a big hug to Lake, which a lot of the women were like not happy about because I guess Lake is a divisive character at the moment. So the producer asks Quad, what was your reaction to seeing Lake tonight and Quad goes, I don't see any of those people. I don't see any of them. And he goes is it awkward for you? She's like I would not make a comment. No comments at this time I prefer to have my privacy so I can go back to my bed that's against the corner of a room. So everyone having heavenly, straying, you know,

and her really high heavenly voice, she's like, it's a beautiful setting, isn't it? Everyone's looking so lovely. Yeah, and then eventually the topic of open and honest is breached. And so, Maria basically says to Jackie, you know, when you did that, you showed you a slip by doing that and Jackie goes I had on pants Yes, yeah, but you showed your slip and it was a good way to see what you said because now I see who you are

Jackie's like thank you and a accomplished doctor with yours a training and education who Has launched not only a successful practice, but also a fitness program and now a lovely podcast. You all listen to it. Thank you so much. Thank you. You do see me for who I am. Someone very successful who will get much farther in life than you. Thank you. And Jackie tells us, I only said, and already been said or done.

I don't understand why people are mad. And so, having least like, That's I only said what had already been said or done. I don't understand why people are mad and so Heavenly's like yeah, but we did have some girlfriend codes that were broken and Buffie goes like what what are you guys talking about because I'm new so someone just catch me up I don't have a TV. I'm new even though I've definitely watched this all in anticipation of this, but I'm new So Simone's like I told heavenly some things Confident knew. So Simone's like, I told heavenly some things, confident, Jolly. And the heaven's like, everyone in the world knew that Simone didn't didn't like this, not working. That ain't no fucking secret, daddy. And then someone goes, yeah, and see

so pistol off on Twitter, I put some pistol, I was just responding to negative tweets. Yeah, she's like, I'm not using some man talking to other men, not women, which I can't stand this thing. Like, oh, man should say out of women's business. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it's the most doing that thing where she's like, but the issue is because once she gets some ads, he goes into preacher talk. Yeah. The issue is I had a problem with this woman over here. And she's like, well, come on. What is it? It's like, if I can't finish what I am saying, like some on, no, no, no. Everyone's used to your power move of talking very slowly and taking way too long

just so you can feel like you want no spit it out. Okay, it's a fight. Also, Simone always gets to rail. I mean most reality stars get to railed by this, but Simone, I feel like especially gets derailed by the can I fan-nish? Can I fan-nish? If I can fan-nish what I'm trying to say because the moment you start saying that Then other people will someone usually says something like well finish what you have to say because it's not worthwhile Anyway, and then then it gets sidetracked in a whole other argument. I'm like just say what you have to say Yeah, so Heavenly yeah, heavenly is like well, I don't like when a man's talking shit to a woman because that's a bitch

It's almost like do not say that about my husband and Contessa starts yelling she goes oh, oh, okay, fine. So if a man says shit to me, I can call him a bitch and that's it. Yeah That's also by the way could be the new stance of her surgeon general Tenure. Yes. That's gonna be on her surgeon general ads. Yeah, I paid for this has been paid for by Mary de Medes. She's going to be proposing for our mental health that if men talk some shit to women, women, go men, bitches. And Mariah is like, well, you can't say that. You can't say that to someone's husband.

Yeah. And then she does like a pop-up face, like a real hardcore pop-up face. Like, yeah, like she like clicks extra hard like While her eye likes wink shot her pop-up eye. Yeah, and then Simone's like, well, can Tessa your husband was in someone's face So I don't know what the hell you're talking about and then we we cut to when they were on that boat and everybody's yelling and screaming Simone is yelling and screaming and So, I'm screaming Simone is yelling and screaming. And Scott's like, do not talk about my wife like that or whatever. And Troy, it goes, that was a bitch.

You know what's so funny? Because there's like this weird thing where I feel like we see on reality from reality stars is that they expect their husbands to have their back, constant have their back. But then when the husband does speak up to defend their wife, it's like, oh, getting involved in women's business business. I'm like, what, what, what, what are we supposed to do here? You know, like, this is, it's ridiculous. These expectations, okay, guys. Come on,

guys. So yeah, so yeah, there, we see that Scott basically snapped at, at, at Simone, and it's like, oh, he got involved with the bitches, whatever. And I don't, you know, I'm gonna let you describe this because there was actually so much discussion. I can't even, I can't even track what led up to Contessa saying her sort of inflammatory statements. Because, um, Toria said, well, your husband was a bitch. And Contessa's like, Oh, don't act like your husband isn't going to be standing up for you in that situation. Yeah. And Toria said, my husband don dope fight with women. And then contested us, your husband is the definition of a big ass bitch.

It was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then Jack, Buffy did do that. She's like, whoa, whoa. Well, he's like, this is great. Great. So Jackie goes, my open and honest was supposed to get the women talking, not fighting. Jackie, I mean, whether it's the lemon squeeze or open and honest or any number of your attempts to bring these women together, it just never works. Why don't you just going to give up, Jackie? It's

not going to work. By the way, the new open and it. I should, you know, it is, you know me, I do, I of course have to say this, because one thing that does bother me is I can't stand when people go to insult a guy, and they say, oh God, he's such a bitch, I can't stand that, because I don't think that being, I don't like that when, like using a feminine descriptor to like take a guy down, I think that's bullshit.

So I'm just saying that right there, that I do not, I don't like that. I must make you crazy. No, no, I mean, I can deal with it. I can deal with it. I mean, listen, I think I've said it like several times also. I'm not saying I, I'm just saying I aspire to not call, like if a man is being like a like a like you know

Simpering or whatever like I just hate I wish we could come up with a better word than like he's a little bitch Because like ultimately it's basically like the insult there is that he's acting like a woman, right? And so I just don't like that okay. Sorry. I just have to stand up stand up for the ladies, okay? Yeah, I personally don't care and I don't care when people call other people gay and stuff like that as an insult. For some reason, stuff like that one bother me more, but I know that it bothers other people. So here's what I've come up with. I just say dickhole. See, that's good. That's good. Or that guy's a dickhole. Because really, people like dicks, but no one loves the dick hole. I mean, God knows what that thing's going to be. Some people like dick hole. Some people who like Dr. Jackie, but, um, uh, no, but for me, I mean, I, it's not, I should say,

it's not like the biggest defense in the world to me. I just was one of those things that like when I hear it, it still makes me go like, mm, even though I probably said it several times, just like to share, like to share. I like to make people think about things differently, okay, from time to time. Man, open and honest. Who's supposed to bring people together? That not make them feel like they're being lectured to you by a podcast or?

No, no, I mean, I get it. I'm being open and honest, like a dickhole. Yeah, don't be a dickhole, okay? Yeah, thanks for listening to watch a grab a match So buffie's like where the hell did you guys bring me jeez and heaven leaves like oh Yeah Yeah, and so Jackie goes again. She goes did we not did did these two learn anything from open and honest? Don't belittle your friends husband. I'm like Jackie Why do you think anyone is trying to take any lessons from open and honest? Don't belittle your friends, husband.

I'm like Jackie, why do you think anyone is trying to take any lessons from open and honest? Okay. It is a podcast that's hosted on Prodigy, okay? So Contest is like, well, look, I'm sorry for interjecting, but she shouldn't have started talking as usual. And Quad goes, you all and quad goes calm calm listen if you all want to have an effective conversation that you should allow them to speak I was like oh yeah quad the epitome of calm conversation yeah exactly toy was shockingly silent during all this I mean I was surprised that she was so quiet I think that maybe you said contested husband was a bitch this. I mean, I was surprised that she was so quiet. I think that maybe you said Contessa's husband was a bitch.

Yeah. I mean, she was normally toy. That's the sort of thing that we got toy up and out of her chair. And the fact that she just sat there very silently meant that either she's maturing or Contessa used the word that she didn't know. Mm-hmm. She's waiting. She's fighting her time. She's also mowing fighting her fight for her, you know? It's interesting that Simone is so close now with Toria and Mariah,

because now she's gonna be fighting for them, and Goofstas is just the wrong side. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, so basically it's Quads like, tonight, it's CPR, because some of these women are flat-lining, and some of them are almost dead! Oh my god, I think that's the same concept So then some go inside so there's inside an outside so buffy Buffy Tells whoever I guess the moan. She's like you handled that like a lady and a good mother

It's like I don't even know who you're talking to you, but I can tell you you're wrong. You're right Yeah, so Toya's like, uh, I don't even know who you're talking to, but I can tell you you're wrong. You're incorrect. Yeah. So Toya is like, well, I could have predicted how this party would have ended up. We're in a parking lot. What did you expect? So Scott comes over to say hi to Mariah and he's being really nice. And Mariah is like, oh, well, hello. Your wife is over there calling people's husbands bitches. So you might want to go take care of that

You mean the future surgeon general is over there calling people's husbands bitches Your wife is over there telling people that cigarettes are gonna kill them. So I want to go get her Your wife is over there starting a Twitter feed with C ever coop. So you might want there starting a Twitter feed with Sea Ever Coop. So you might want to bring that. Toilets and Eugene's like, wait a minute, who'd they call a bitch? And and to me, it's like, you a bitch. Eugene goes, but I want to know why I'm being a bitch. So I can change my behavior. And Cesar goes, Hey, good to meet you. I'm a bitch too.

What a bitch. It was funny. Even though I have a fundamental issue, it was still funny. I was laughing. I thought it was funny. I think it's so funny that the husbands are so used to this. They're just like, they're not in the end of the parties now, you know? Yeah, exactly. And then at the end, Heaven leaves like, like Damon I am embarrassed if I had known something like this would have happened I would not have invited certain ladies here party. He's like um, I knew something like this would happen Really? I'm like Come on now. It's your show. Yeah, he's like wow. This ended really early Yeah, shocking that no one wanted to hang around an

ambulatory care clinic. Yeah, man, what a fun first episode. Love you, Mary, did medicine. Yeah, very fun, very fun. I was really, I was really enjoying it. So that's good. Yeah, that was fun. Thanks everybody for joining us.

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