Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring

Episode Date: October 30, 2018

Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So here's a chance to sort of get a fling of that. No, I'm not. We will not be covering that. It's another two hours. It's too long. It's too long. Too long. But go listen to KC for that. But yeah, KC so great. And that show was really, really fun to KKC for that but yeah KKC so great and that show was really really fun to watch and cover with that lady yeah so yeah go check that out check out all our friends podcasts like malls has a bunch of podcasts and Lars has she's been doing some fun stuff with the sexy unique podcast in the offseason the Vanderp rules. So go check out all that stuff.

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Especially because next week is gonna be a overloaded week on Bravo because Atlanta and New Jersey are coming back So we have actually a ton of shows to choose from Next week, so that'll be super fun. So go to watchacrabbons.com. Make sure you get your tickets. I don't know how many are left But I feel like it's got to be pretty low at this point. So get those tickets, get them while you can. We don't know when we're going back to Seattle next, so rather than wait for that time, go now. So watchcraftens.com. And while you're at the Watchcraftens website, what can they get, Ronnie?

Our Christmas shirts are out. They're coming out tonight. There is a Ramona. Ho, oh, oh, okay? For Christmas and then there's a Ramona for for Hanukkah where Ramona is all the different little flames of the The Hanukkah candles So the menorah. Yeah, that'll be up Those will both be up tonight So go by those because sometimes those t-shirts take a little while and you need to get them before your Christmas parties your Hanukkah parties

Kay. Yeah, I haven't seen the menorah design just yet, but I saw Ronnie's ho ho ho okay, and I like laughed out loud. It's awesome Girl anytime you can you can you know kind of trace her Ramona picture I mean, there's really no losing when Ramona's in the picture. I firmly believe that, because what I have a question, this is not supposed to be an information, this is an actual question for Ronnie, because you can, it's not just T-shirts, right?

Can't you do like all sorts of different items? Because it's through threadless things. Yeah, there's T-shirts, wetshirts, baby clothes, shower curtains, pillows. I'm gonna get the Ramona thing in a non-T-shirt. I'm gonna browse because I think that will actually be hilarious at Christmas parties. And again, I'm not doing this to be like

informational guys by our merch. I like genuinely know that that's gonna be my Christmas party 2018 look is the Ho Ho Ho Okay. And then of course the menorah one too. I'm totally serious. Yeah, me too. So those are up and then our Google hang out is tomorrow night Tuesday night. Yeah, at six day of the day hang out of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spooky. Hey, spooky. Okay, remember me, Coco, we're gonna go on a hangout with ghosts of the past like

Mario who's now a ghost of the present because because we're back together, okay? Hey? They're not back together. Oh, so- Well, people are putting that. People are putting that, and then she's saying it's not true, and they're just together for the kid, so they're just hanging out together. They're not back together.

Well, Avery's working at a very important financial institution and looking like me, her mother really looks like her sister. Like, we have to be with Mario, so that way we're a big, strong family, and she does well at her financial institution. Kai? Yeah, so there you go. Ramona, Classy Zepha. Classy. We also just recorded a bonus episode on Patreon, which was super fun, and we talked briefly about Get a Room with Carson and Tom, and we love it. Go watch. If you're not watching that, please watch it because it is so it is so good

It's so good. Yeah, we talked about having to drive in LA to go to different parties at this time of year Sabrina the teenage witch Phil Collins difference between Leslie and Warren and a lot of other people who are definitely like her and how dare been I know. Okay, so now let's get into what we're here for. Mary to medicine. Mary to medicine. It's now or never. It's none of your business what keeps it together. What?

What? What? What? Those two concepts don't actually make sense together. It's now or never. It's now your business what keeps it together. That's the way the cookie crumbles. Are you ready to hear what's gonna rumble?

Yeah, it doesn't, they're not even trying to make sense on the music on this song anymore. They're like, okay, listen, I know it seems like episode 30, but it's only episode 5, okay, we need fresh music. Trixi Monaco is sitting at home watching it, smoking a cigarette, but what is this music? This is crap right here. What they call them says musicians. They don't, they don't, they sound not to hire me for this show. They put this shit up here. This doesn't make sense. Okay. How about, you know, God save the queen. God save the queen. And guess what? The queen is me. That's a song. That's a song. What about this? Paul. If this were my song, it would be, that's none of your business. It's none of your business.

It's none of your business. Cos I'm a girl'm a girl There that has something to say that's art, okay, that's passion They're putting so many words in this song on Mary to medicine. What is this a book? Am I listening to a book on tape right now? Odd a bullshit. They're just rhyming. Okay, they're just rhyming. That's not enough. You have to have something to say Okay, you guys say I'm a girl. I'm a girl. It's now a never cuz I'm a girl So speaking of being a girl a quad is packing cuz I guess Gregory is out for the day Yeah, so she's packing but she wants to have her door door closed in case he comes home So she doesn't want to fight and so she's and I'm just making the stuff. I'm anyways that was that was a narrative was

I thought she was in her new house. I don't know But she was like trying to close the door and she's like come in here dog room closing the door on you So I thought she was trying to hide from Gregory That's a bit wishy unpacking in the new house. I guess it would make sense because she was in the new Yeah, I think she was in the new house putting the dogs in a room one of her four rooms for some reason I was not I was not reading into it that she was trying to shelter herself from Gregory coming home, but I do like that. It's like, we have to get in here. We have to get in here before Gregory is there.

I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her.

I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I'm going to run for her. I Chloe wouldn't stay in there. So she tells the dog who does come in. She's like, you've got more sense than Chloe. Well, because she was saying the church door was closing. The church door was closing. Mm.

I don't know why I wrote all that down. Or why I needed that much discussion. But there you go, everybody. Are you happy? That's what I know of what is packing, moving, moved. Whether she has dogs, whether she's in church. That's what we're here for. Joyless.

She doesn't know either. I don't know if I'm packing. If I'm moving, if I'm at the grocery store, if I'm at a radio shack, a shack of radio. Why would you keep your radio in the shack? Toys are us, and we are toys. That's what I say to you right now. Oh, then heavenleys cleaning somebody's teeth. Yeah. Which I'm going to a dentist and I am getting like a lot of work done. So I'm going as like a

month-long dentist thing. You know where I go like once a week for a month to get different parts of my mouth done. Fun. And my cleaning lady is named Princess. And she's like a super aggressive person, chick, who's like, babe. She's like, babe, here's what we're going to do. I like she gives me this plan. Anyway, the point is, I'm so glad it's not happening, OK? Well, when you say you're cleaning lady, you mean the woman who comes to your house

or the woman who does your oral check. No, my teeth cleaning lady. My teeth. My genus. I do need're cleaning lady you mean the woman who comes to your house or the woman who does your oral My teeth cleaning lady my teeth I do need a cleaning lady. I would have princess would do it Here's what we've got to do in your house babe. This is ridiculous. It's gonna take a month Is it asa is asa cleaning your teeth? So you just hear like the sound of jangling on her wrist like bib bib okay I hit $30,000 a gold in your mouth okay it's gonna be a while before you could swallow babe hey babe I need you have your mouth open because I'm actually gonna project images of womanhood on the top of your mouth as we put up an art installation

this is quite a mind day you're never going to get through this. We're not going to. We are not. This is Halloween week. And there's something in the air, ghost and goblins. And they've invaded our podcast and... Martin makes jokes. So it's like happening. I've triggered treated in my brain.

OK. And it's been all treats. So Contessa is like, Mommy's home or the kids are like, Mommy, I'm home from school. I'm like, oh God, it's another one of Contessa and her band. Which, listen, you deserve your bed. You've been through a lot, okay.

And I appreciate you at least slapping on those eyelashes and stuff. But please just fast forward, fast forward. Yeah. It was only five seconds and I was still fast forwarding. Yeah And then we cut to Toyo wearing a David Bowie t-shirt, which I thought was funny because I just like the idea of David Bowie Like entering Toyo's consciousness like like I just I don't understand I wonder what what her weirdness of David Bowie is like what what was it that made her want to get David a David Bowie t-shirt Like what song was it that like she first like that

resonated with her was like labyrinth did she seem in the lab like the goblin thing I like that you know like to me it just seems like to do I want to whistle ball to play web with on my hand I believe in the bug what the bad the power what power voodoo voodoo voodoo vood voodoo. She just does the song herself. I wanna jump with the, yeah. I believe in the power of Eugene. He was an in dark crystal, right?

I'm thinking I'm getting labyrinth messed up with dark crystal. How dare you? Well, the song that was playing, I know I was scanning through David Bowie's wiki and then I was like, who cares? So I closed it. So the song that's playing for

Toia is I'm a hurricane, I'm a hurricane, hurricane, hurricane. And then she's just like making some weird thing with Grand Beef. Okay, here's what Toia does in every scene. She's either making, oh, I thought she was making a Grand Beef meal. She's either making food or she's in her bed with a glass of wine, which means that Toya had, I don't know how it happened, but Toya has become the housewife I most want to live like. Yeah, I was very aspirational. She's just like, you know,

just seeing her spring pan on a sheet pan while wearing David Bowie's sheet, it's like I get it, I get it. I know what she's, I know exactly what her day is to be like. Yeah, and then she's like doing something with her hands in the pan. And then she goes to answer the front door. And I'm like, you know what? This is the outbreak of Salmonella that everyone's going to wonder about. How did we get Salmonella? Where did we get it from? Joyous house. Then you were trying to leave one of her parties. Yeah. Because those germs just sat there and turned into monsters.

I feel like Salmonella is also the name of one of Toya's friends. Oh, have you met Salmanella yet? She's really glad. She's telling me a house. She was named after by favorite David Bowie soldier. Salmanella. Salmanella, earth control, the major Salmanella. They thought it was going to be a boy.

They were going to David Savage, but then it was a girl so. All right we are the young Salmanella's young Salmanella. So Quad comes over and Quad's decided that she's like back in the group so she comes over and like a Tweety Bird dress and Troy is like look at you look so pretty but they be called which is basically I'm just gonna I don't even know what I'm doing for Tori. I don't even know how Tori is talking in my head. We've already covered a lot of territory from labbers to like you may be like already thinking about Pluto like I don't know like so yeah, but Tori is like oh glad and and Quad just like comes clumping to the house. She's like, oh, we're clapping for the morning. And I just let the studio

say clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, like, what you've just done, like three laps around this kitchen. You need to calm down. Yeah, see, clumps and stops in there. And she's like, what did you do today? And Toya's like, dude, she's got this weird air wine aerator I was gonna say and look like a heart valve or something it was like she took some of like Eugene's medical I met an airwider out of a hot valve double this person

Do you have to aerate white wine? That's a real question. I thought that was just for red wine So I was like I think you're using that wrong, but it's so toya. She's like local glass ball Look I So I was like, I think you're using that wrong, but it's so toyous. She's like, look, look, last ball. Look, I aerated the five alive. Do you, would you feel better if I aerated you? She's like, no, get that thing off of me. She's probably doing it because she just enjoys watching the liquid flow from one crazy capsule to another,

which is like, remember when you're a kid and you have like those straws that like, the big curly straws, where you suck on it, the liquid is like, woo, it goes all around your coil and you have like those straws that like the big curly straws or the when you suck on it The liquid is like whoo goes all around your coil and it goes up and goes to maybe like some Mickey ears and comes out And it's like the most exciting thing ever. That's why she's an air raider and honestly I get it But it's still like Charles Shaw in the class It's $2 but it was aerated. Yeah, so um she's Quads like what you do today because I've been at Sister Circus since four in the morning.

And Troy is like, I have everything. I have the contract, I have the cook, I have office to do it. What you want, Snoop? Look, you're making grumpy for Kay. I don't think you're at that level yet.

Yeah, exactly. So, yes, they start looking at Toya's blueprints for her crazy new house. And, you know, they started looking at Toya's blueprints for her crazy new house and you know, Quads like, oh the people say it on the people say I'm building a home. And so they're looking at it and Toya's asking Quad about her new place and she's like, well, so you got like a one bedroom or two bedroom and Quads like, I got a four bedroom, rooms of beds before. What has transpired is that I found a residence for four different spaces in the here two shelter of the house with a roof over the

henceforth rooms. So many doors to close. Just like closing doors. So yeah, Torrey of course gets all judgey. She's like I don't know if I want my girl living in a four-bedroom house Who cares and quads like I need a family? Mother Sister circus Yeah, that it does seem excessive a four-bedroom. That's that is pretty intense Well, she can afford it then fine. Joya has been just keeping those plans sitting on the counter for somebody to come

over so she could tell them about her two story closet. She's like, this is my closet that goes down into the basement and Quad just looks at her like she squints her eyes and she's like, how nice. She's like, I think that might be a trash shoot actually. Well, I thought I was supposed to put my clothes in there and they just wind up on hangos. Oh, it's like gates of hell. So Toya starts asking quite a bit about her divorce and everything and like, you know, she has to sign the papers and what's that, what's that, what must be like to sign those papers. And once again, Qua overly formalizes her language. She goes, I didn't create a situation for anybody to meet me. I was very thoughtful in my approach to there.

There couldn't be an exchange. I might just say, I love the papers on the counter. I get a two chiptolder on this situation with them. It's like, OK, Qua, I just basically she threw her keys on the counter over the in the papers. And then toys like, well, that's good, because I could have the batch of having to be like, look, I got papers. And then you have it, you know, they chase you out of the house. It's just like a horror movie in Toyas mines, you know, they

pick up a hacks they chase you out to your side card that you tried to get in. You like Macarbo start. Yeah. Another thing that amused me, I don't know why it amused me. Toria has one of those kitchen basket things, two tiered kitchen baskets, you know, that's sort of like in a triangle shape. And there's nothing in it, except on the top tier, there was a brown onion. And I don't know why that just cracked me up. Because I mean, we've all been there where we've had like a one onion in the basket But I just feel like with Toya she probably put that onion on that top tier so happily and so proudly like there

I put an onion in the basket now would you lose wet? Those are freak calories. Yeah, that's look. I'm gonna be cooking healthy. I'll put a money on the basket Mm-hmm. Well then she tells, she tells Quad. She's like, well good, I got my quad back. You date, are you dating the F? And Quad's like, I don't need a man. And I was like, thank you, finally someone on this show.

That's all I needed to hear, okay? She's got a sister circle, you know? It doesn't even your talking to your friends who are all with somebody. Anytime you have a problem, they're like It doesn't mean you're talking to your friends who are all with somebody. Anytime you have a problem, they're like, is it because you're single? No, it's not fucking because I'm single, okay? Well, I also, I, one thing I also really hate is when someone gets out of relationship and they're like, I'm out of it.

I'm going to be single. I'm just going to date around and have fun and just have fun. And I'm just going to go and like go on dates, people. And I'm just gonna go and like go on dates to people and nothing serious and then you're like, yeah, oh my God, let's totally do that together. And then in two days later, so I met this guy, we've actually been seeing each other for three weeks. I didn't tell you about him last time.

I'm like, you know what, fuck you. Yeah. And then there's a relationship and gone again. Yeah, gone girl. I hope that quad doesn't go down that path. And I actually don't think she will. I think she's gonna do her own thing. Yeah, I think she's like, you know, yeah, I think so too. So Mariah is on the Zara website. Yeah.

Looking at a receipts or some sort of. Interesting. I'm looking up. All right, now Zara.com. All right, now Zara dot com Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun it. She's wearing like a gold scarf on her head and gold earring. I'm going to go down this journey of discovery of what's R.A. Is it really? I'm going to let you know. New and woman, TRF, MAM, kids, shoes. Okay, now they have like a Blair Witch opening kind of thing. That's scary.

I like watching worlds. I like watching worlds. It's like world designs. Oh, and now they have like some white Russian guy. He looks like a American. I have to listeners are appreciate the real-time observation of this is an odd sign. Zara is coming together and Ron is brain. Well, how do you even log line this? I don't know how I would even describe this like world clothes. World clothes. Is it like is it by the way I've already been back to the world?

It's I mean I I guess I don't know how you categorize it but Zara is in is in that realm of like it's like it's more it's more elevated I guess then like a an H&M it's sort of like in that it's somewhere between H&M and Banana Republic or maybe it's or maybe sometimes I don't know it's like I want you to say. I'm silly close. I looked on the man's and it's like he's trying to be Sherlock Holmes but in a hipster steam punk bar. It's like it's it's it's basically like if you were if you were in the market for something from Banana Republic and I'm just talking about I feel like money wise not necessarily like the style is very different, but it's like it's in that vein.

It's hard to say. So basically, if I'm whenever I have my... Oh my goodness, all these trench coats. Everyone looks like they're like in downtown London in 20 years when it's the future, but they're trying, but like the past is back again in style. Does that make sense? So they have like, yeah, they have like a lot of like black and white kind of stuff. Like I want to teach coach. I don't have anything Zara, but I will say that they are like,

you know what it is, it's like for me when I am when it's like that, like twice a year decision to like buy some new clothes, I will, I will sort of like breeze through H&M, Banana Republic, Gap, Zara, Unique Lo, and honestly, I still sometimes go to Forever 21 men's because most of stuff is like way too young and terrible, but every now and then you find a gem in there because that's the annoying part of Forever 21, but Zara is in that mix. I never get anything from Zara because it's really meant for people with, you know, a different body type, like skin. It's meant for very thin people. Yeah. With who either want to be detectives or they want to wear those, like, kind of, like, those goose down parka things that are quilted horizontally down to their knees.

Like, if you want to get, get like a shirt maybe for going out, like Zara would be good. Like they have a lot of stripes, striped stuff and everything. It's so weird when you only shop at old Navy because everything else looks so exotic, you know? Yeah. Okay, guys, I'm sorry for that,

but I had to know with Zara. We all went on that time together. And why he spent $3,000 on there? Because he probably got a suit or something there. But that's actually even like a Zara And why he spent $3,000 on there. Because he probably got a suit or something there. But that's actually even like a Zara suit should not be $3,000. Yeah, Zara's like, I imagine a Zara suit would probably be like $6 to $800. Somewhere in there.

Oh yeah, because the Jackets are 200s. Mulla. So anyway, summarize like, did you spend $3,000 aiden? And aiden's like uh uh uh well uh here's the thing I went out to Zara and they just they were discussing with me this is the last time I'm gonna be able to shop there because uh uh uh uh for some undisclosed reason I'm not a lot back in there for a get new group new group new group new group you still so paranoid from telling her that he has to like quit his job or do something about his job. I mean, while you were confused about Zara,

I was confused why Mariah had a laptop that said yoga on it. And I just looked it up that there's, we're like working with it. We're like confused by brand names at the end of the alphabet. So there was, apparently there's a computer called a yoga as a little bit. The Lenovo Yoga, you know about that know, yoga. Yeah, it goes it turns like into a I think it turned you can fold it all the way back so that it's like a tablet computer and I was really excited about

that idea. Yeah, or you could turn it into like a folding it looks like, you know, where you just told it so it has a stand. So you could watch it know want to stand and no this is the only thing I've seen like this Yeah, I can it balance. I don't know, but it's really exciting and then I was like this is so exciting I totally want one of these things so neat, but you know I've always used them at can so that's all my apps and stuff Yeah, and then I went to best try just to play with it But then the best by model didn't work because it's Best Buy and they suck Yeah, and so I couldn't see it and now I'm out of the Lenovo yoga and they didn't do anything to me

But now I'm mad because the best buy so I feel like it probably does not work well I mean just look at it and I mean also what house of Lenovo like where did that come from? Okay? Lenovo Lenovo it sounds like someone named Lynn Novo, you know someone who like Who you like Zara Lynn Novo she also goes to the gourmet shop around the corner and she's like have you got a new harissa and you're like no Lynn I might also want to point out I forgot I actually forgot what I was going to point out Something about the Lenovo, but I probably is not essential. Yeah, I wish to probably get out with this recap for fuck's sake today. I don't know how many lose, how many, uh, literally awesome for today, but

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And he's like, well, no, because I side this new thing with a new company, but I'm not really sure what it is. But then maybe we'll move. But maybe we won't, maybe to California. Blah blah blah. And she's like, well, I can see myself in Texas because big hair, big boots hair big boobs big boobs My laptop it's it's in corpus pose. Oh Hold on let my my laptop get out of Yeah, it doesn't actually have a spinning wheel of death. It just actually the laptop just extends into Corpse Pose and get close enough. I'm just gonna keep talking about the Lenovo.

I'm sorry. I can't, I can't stop. I'm like obsessed with this yoga, this stupid yoga laptop. Well, basically to make up some time, he doesn't have to move right away. He's on your contract, some new place. Yeah, I'm right there. There you go. Yeah, sorry. I'm gonna try to say his make a point about when she said he wants to go to California

Because like why not there on a TV show, you know, they've earned their California time They've earned their cheesy ass parties. Yeah, so she doesn't want to go there because she's like, uh, we'll be broke there and he goes Well, but can I be the doctor of the stars? And she's like, I don't think they pay well in California, Aden Yeah, and she has a good point when she says something along the lines of like, we don't do freebies because that is LA, okay? That's why everybody on Bravo has a crazy fucking face because they trade some Instagram posts for fillers.

And then nobody, who wins in the end? Nobody. They look crazy. I think Texas is where they should go. They can go to Houston. They could resurrect marriage medicine Houston, which we liked the first time around anyway, so they can bring that back. And you know, that seems to be a good fit. I don't know if they would do that.

They would never do that. They're like, oh, we, Bravo's like, oh, we had a show about like fairly normal professional women who really weren't tearing themselves down that much except that like some girls went through themselves in mud instead of going to an event. So let's cancel it. Yeah just put Mariah in any bravo show wherever she moves. They'll just resurrect old things like hey Princesses Long Island you guys want to come back because Mariah is moving to Long Island. Ooh I'm the, how does it go in the North Shore?

So, um, so now we go to Condessa's house, poor Condessa. I mean, I don't know why she wants to stay in this house because it seems like it's like nothing but brutality. We just see her sitting with her son and she's like, ooh, you drew something well. And he's like, thanks mom. And then just like, headbutts her tit. I'm like, what? What?

What? It's like pure pain. Like Like I would rather lay in the street and just like cars run me over. Okay. It's like every scene I feel like those kids are like just dive bombing into her chest. We gotta like, you guys have some barriers or something. Put a pillow up. So yeah, you know, you should also while you're doing that, set a barrier for people coming in to sell their own products. Like while you're doing that set a barrier for people coming into sell their own products Like while you're sick doctor Jackie comes over. She's like a ding dong Here I am with the basket of my products

Fifty shades of pink. I'm like well at least is on topic. Yeah, no exactly She's basically just trying to clear out all the excess inventory that she accidentally purchased We know because we've been there. I those crap and glasses? Everyone crap and glasses? I've still got them. Hey, welcome to you next Christmas everybody. I know. Yeah. So, yeah, so Jackie comes over with her 50 shades of pink and then, you know, they just start talking about her recovery and stuff and and Jackie's asking why Contessa doesn't come around the girls as much anymore. Is it maybe because of Toya? Does she not want to see Toya?

And then we got to see a flashback of Contessa's. Contessa saying, he goes, don't mess with chickens and do it going, I don't know about birds. Oh, I know, nothing about birds. Which is like the best comeback to any fight, really. Yeah. It really, she should just say that in every fight going forward. Well, you can say what you want to say, but I still don't know about birds. And Jackie, I just have to mention, she pulls this thing out of her basket.

And she's like, now Contessa, I've been there, honey. Now, I know you can't put your top on, but with this, you can put this on and then you can close it up like a robe. It's a smock. It's a smock. Okay. Congratulations. Well, one way it's a robe, one way it's a smock, either way. It's like,

listen, it's like not revolutionary like Lynn Novos, yoga tablet. Okay. Yeah, it's like, listen, it's like not revolutionary, like Lynn Novo's yoga tablet, okay? Yeah, she's like, this can do the corpse pose. I'm the tree. I gave it to Lynn Novo and she really enjoyed it. Although I never see her wear it, that's strange. One thing I'd like to see you do less, down dog. So she's trying to tell her to her child's post. So she's telling her to get up and get out of the house. She's like, it's like running. Baby steps. She make baby steps and contestants like, that's not running. Yeah, she's like, how about you do you and all do me. But thanks for the calendar with your face on every page. Okay. Feels great. Thanks. What about, yeah, I know exactly. I'm sure she really appreciated that. Like, but how does

Dr. Jackie, like, I would like to see her do a marathon doing baby steps. She's like, I'm running. I'm just taking some baby steps here. It's like that's a bad as opposite from running as you can get. Also, being like standing up and moving her feet. Fitnabas. Fit is the new baby steps.

Baby steps. So Jackie, but Jackie's basically like, look, I went through a double msectomy. I know what it's like, but I also went back to work after two weeks because I can only watch so much HDTV, which I thought was so double msectomy. I know what it's like, but I also went back to work after two weeks because I can only watch so much HDTV, which I thought was so relatable. I thought I loved that. I was like, yes, I actually totally understand that. You know that it would just make her crazy sitting there watching HDTV.

Like so many popcorn ceilings just like, I don't understand what these people have these houses with all those carbs on the ceiling. I think Jada would be so much happier if she would just move, move closer to the office. So, Troya, Troya is at home making pancakes because I have a cookin' or drinking. She's making pancakes, then pancakes. Those are party pancakes, right? Anybody want pancakes? Yeah, pancakes.

It's like, woohoo! That's a pancake in my mouth. It's a pancake. Oh, got it. So, Ujjian comes home and he's like, oh, it's like, why am I even home? Yeah. He's like, oh, I'm on another diet

because you're calling you fat again. So I thought I'd try and lose another five pounds. So I stopped and got Keen want vegetables. Just fucking kill me in my bait. Yeah, making pancakes. And she's like, well, Jim, well, we have a few things. Does either some pancakes or a brownie tower for dinner. I made a pailet pasta with brownies inside of it.

Stuff shells, stuffed with brownies and blondes. It's a heavy cream and some crisco to drink while you have this healthy dinner I've made you. So they, so they, they start, she starts talking about like, because there are 10 year anniversary's coming up, wanting to go on vacation for their anniversary somewhere cool. And then she's like, well, maybe I wish I'd opened up to the other people or whatever, maybe he said that. And I'm like, I kind of feel like if it's your anniversary trip, you should probably do it just yourselves,

but I guess it is the TV show. So time for a couple of trips to Rear With You. All right, for the couple's trip. Yeah, no one wants to watch Toy and Eugene walk around you Bora Bora for wherever. No one would be a Bora Bora. So they start talking about how successful they've been. It's going to be their 10 year blah blah blah. And he's like, she goes, I love going to Bora Bora. That was our first trip as a couple. And

he's like, no, it wasn't our first trip as to Cabo. And she's like, that wasn't God. That was a when we were together the godly way. That was us having sex before marriage. And the kids like, what? What's up? What I meant to say is it was a weekend where I was sucking your father's penis. And he was eating out my vagina. And then we have sex and he should see my stomach.

Oh, probably. And he's like, yeah, we don't need to talk about that. But they're sick. I want them to come to me if they have what to talk about, you know, Cubbid. And he's like, no, not when they're six and eight. Okay. There's another time. You don't have to be so anal. And that's not a reference to the time that you're stuck in. You're just like, I'm not asshole. Whoa! So then we go to Dr. Jackie's house

and Jackie comes home and then Shin Curtis takes like a seat on a little bench by their bed and apparently it's going to be their anniversary as well and he has a surprise for Jackie they're gonna be going to a surprise destination and he's basically like put on something casual like he's like look what I'm wearing and base your outfit on what I'm wearing and he's like in shorts and like a bowling shirt or something. Yeah he's like Costco's finest. I'm like, that is Kirkland out of it, okay. Kirkland buys our up. And Jackie's only happy in her scrubs. She even has a Apple Watch band that matches her scrubs exactly.

Like the exact same thing in my scrubs. Yeah, so she's like, oh, so no scrubs. Yeah. Yeah, so she's like, oh, so no scraps. It's like, oh, this can't let him forget, can you? Ha, ha, ha. So by the way, a few weeks ago, we were joking about, what's a buster? Because someone said buster in one of these shows. And everyone was like, oh, buster,

we even said a buster is like a scrub. And people were like, oh, buster is like a no good, whatever. As I guess, we should have known because literally in the song no scrubs. The song defines a scrub and it says, it's like a buster, right? Does it say a scrub is a guy that get da da da da da, like a buster?

Anyway, I was amused by myself. So, Jackie's trying on all these different dresses and they're like long and he gives him saying like it's too long. You don't want like something long that you have to like pick up because we might be walking over stuff. So it sounds like they're going to like a beach or something like that. So I'm already like very nervous about what Curtis has picked out.

I feel like they're going to like bring those. Yeah. Yeah. I'm already very. Yeah. He's going to be like, like look it's a car wash This time is the self-service car wash so you don't have to bring a bucket of water out You can just use this hose to wash

Oh Oh I'm so glad that Jackie's been able to forgive Curtis. I never will get the fuck off my team Yeah, I don't understand why the why this burden has been placed on her. I mean, I do think it's very noble that she's fighting for her marriage and everything, but it's like, you don't have to do that. Like, I've cheated on you. Well, either way, I was very excited.

I am, am I talking a million words for a second? I feel like I am. I think somehow this coffee, the Starbucks today, is really getting to my brain. But I was so happy because in the transitional shot, Ronnie, I don't know if you noticed it, but there was a shot of the Ponce city market, which was where that was where city winery was in. That was where we did our show. I've got. Oh, they also showed the Fox Theater. Yeah.

We stayed right across the street. I was like, I know those places. I had so much fun. I loved Atlanta. Yeah, me too. So now Curtis, yeah, so whatever they're getting dressed, fascinating scene. So then dentist, dentist heavenly, she's at her office and to wander Braxton is in there and she's looking at the heavenly whitening kit, which has heavenly space on it, which I just think is hilarious for some reason Hey, thank you for watching you teach daddy So daddy now that you've had your teeth cleaned let me ask some more professional questions for my dentistry practice

Have you been having sex? I'm having a little bit of your mouth. Have you been getting the D baby? I can't do her laugh. I've got how't do her laugh So yeah Sort of like that It's like a tragedy. It's like yeah my assessment is still jealous But I am dating somebody and she's like oh you pregnant I am dating somebody and she's like, Oh, you pregnant?

Oh, you pregnant? I'm gonna be about pulling. I'm gonna be about pulling. Like, why are you trying to always put that on my vision board? Stop it. I'm not pregnant. She's like, I'm getting out of here and I'm gonna go find Tony and because I hear

this could be a new Ugi loves movie. So you've finally made me see the light. Okay? Like, is it, I was worried about taking my husband back, but now I'm wondering if I should put heavenly in my mouth. Okay, I'm going back to my husband. Thank you for making the seats. She's like I'm going back to WeTV. This I thought it would be better over here on Bravo but no. So um so then we go to Jackie and Curtis on their little date and they're walking through a park

with umbrellas. They look like they're about to go like solve a mystery or something. And they wind up at this gazebo and there's like this French waiter dressed in a suit, maybe a Zara suit, and he like leads them to a beautiful little table in the gazebo and there's like a cheese spread. And the entire time I'm thinking, what the fuck is wrong with Curtis? This is not casual. He's in like shorts and his bowling shirt And there's like beautiful like weight like French setup like you know like He is the one who would go into like a fancy restaurant like in tennis shoes Yes

Yeah, he's very Southern style with a women are all dressed up in the men are in like shorts and flip-flops I'm gonna wait a minute. Yeah So yeah to gazebo and they're recreating their trip to Paris, which, yeah, it's not really working. And then it starts like raining really hard. And she's like, well, I guess we're bringing these out to Paris. And then this 20 year old comes in and gives him a lap dance.

It's like, oh, okay. Oh, I guess you're the Mulan Rooge is here. She's like, she based a jacket like, well, it's been 16 years. And I wish I could say it was without its ups and downs, but that wouldn't be life. So thank you, Curtis. Thank you for, thank you for providing all the downs and making this for much more life like.

And so, but Faradale, which is what I always thought it would be. Yeah, I wish I could say it hadn't been with its ups and hoes, crutches, and down some hoes pants, but here we are. Here we are. Newt's, he just looks like God, we're going to have to talk about this a fucking GEN, God damn it. And she's like, well, I wish we didn't have to talk about this again and again, but a new ring would help, that helped me get all the way over it. So then she tries to make him say her name in French and he's like Simone she's like that is not my name Curtis. Say my name. Say my name. Rakton kind of shady. He colored me. Dr. Baby. I'm gonna game. Chris.

I wish after all these years, I actually knew the lyrics beyond Sema name, Sema name. Sema name, Sema name, Sema name, I remember them incorrectly. So basically, yeah, that's the storm rolls up. It reminded me of being in college. My friend, Eric, decided to have a date. There was one term where I lived in my fraternity house, and there was a little rooftop deck,

and he wanted to romance this girl Liz. And so he set up like this, a little table, and he set it up on the rooftop of our fraternity house. And we all sat down on the deck and from the house, and looked at them on their little date, and a tornado came through. And it was like windy like in this scene. It was like the sky was green and it was windy

and Liz was so visibly uncomfortable, but she was too polite to say, can we go inside? And the tablecloth flapping and like things were flying off the table and she wound up becoming a lesbian. So. So. Well, hopefully this will end the same way. Now that's a storyline I can get behind. Yeah. Yeah, hopefully this will end the same way. Now that's a story line I can get behind.

Yeah. Yeah. So over at Toya's house, she's face timing everybody. And this is, you know, she's not cooking. So she's, you know, in her bed with, with socks that say, bring me more wine on the souls, which is hilarious. The socks actually have a weird knit ball attached to them. It's like her little aerator on her socks. Like, look. That's my big toe. This bit aerite. She's aerite in her socks. So she's basically FaceTime and everybody to see if she can do the couple strip because Heavenly sucks so bad at last year and then they keep showing clips of that couple strip.

Yeah. We're Heavenly's just trying to ruin everybody's lives and marises. Because Heavenly sucks so bad it last year and then they keep showing clips of that couple strip. Yeah We're Heavenly's just trying to ruin everybody's lives and marises. Yes Which was amazing. Did you notice that like everyone that toy are called was like in the middle of doing something very busy They're like I'm about to go into surgery. I'm actually in a surgery I'm about to go take someone's teeth out like this I'm about to go take someone's teeth out like is this important? It's like, yeah, I just met a pancake and oh yeah, do you want to go on the trip? Like, someone's about to die in the other room can I call you back? I can't grab the pasta.

Also have at least terrible at it. Whatever you say, whatever you say. So then someone's like, but what about why? He is in such a weird place right now? I don't know that a couple strip will fit. So Heavenly's like, then you know, we see Heavenly go, I think it'll be a good fit for her. And so finally, Toria calls Guad,

but Guad won't face time with her, which cracks me up. No face down the ladder, this is the circle. I have not given my expression to face time the time with the time on the phone It's not there. I don't want To face time I can't my photos on the other side of the door and I close the door My telephone refused to come in the door You know it is outside the door. I

Saw such a stupid thing. Sorry. This is I have to get this off my chest. I saw commercial for the pixel 3 where You started this you started like you start browsing on the Zara website and you unleashed Pandora's box. Okay, okay, the Pixel 3. And they had this commercial where they show ring phone rings like interrupting everyone and they're like, look at our feature. If you turn the phone over, it goes to silent. And I was like, that seems cool, I guess, but also like, what if my phone is in my pocket, then what happens?

And on top of that, now, if I turn my phone over, then I'm not gonna, like, I'm gonna miss that. Everyone has that. I just think it's, I don't like that feature. Yeah, the iPhone has that. Really? There's a gyroscope bin. Okay, knows where your phone is, how it's set.

Whoa, what part of town you in? Whoa, why, this is. I'll think your F poopa is like these homes know everything about you now girl You're gonna do something illegal. I suggest you do it on paper these days. Yeah I'm just blown away by technology. That's really on my mind at the moment anyway Toya toy a Face-time, right? Yeah, Toya basically everybody agrees to let her do it and Yeah, Toya basically everybody agrees to let her do it and Quads like well Toya goes I don't know how you go to feel so I've just said that right now

But we're going on this trip and I'm sure we're gonna be doing some romantic things Okay, how you feel about that and Quads like I think a trip to Borapura sounds therapeutic I'll do reflecting in the self-owned water-bound reflected. And what a transpire is that I believe a transatlantic, trans-specific, transcontinental flight on a plane without wings the here-to-four physics over the planes and the quantum instrument and care of the self. Yes. So you're aerated. Yes. So you're going to come and not be present. Is that what you're saying? I'm like, to wait, start trying to start fights with quad. Okay. You've already got Mariah and Contessa go after them. Yeah. Exactly. So she's like, that is not

what I said. And they then toy it tells us she's gonna trample the classic housewives move of not inviting the person she doesn't like on the group work But just not gonna work out for you Toya, okay, and stop getting people on Contessa's side because Contessa as far as I'm concerned is Purposely walking into boring storylines at this point. Yeah, exactly. So just let herself destruct. Okay, you're helping her by giving her something to fight about. Mm-hmm. It agrees. Really fun watching her beat you down. Mm-hmm. It was. So now, um, now we go to Mariah in a hotel room out of nowhere. We're like, well, why is Mariah in a hotel room and why is Aiden ironing Something that she's gonna wear and like guess what? There's gonna be a party. There's gonna be a black love party.

I'm like, okay, I guess we'll just drop this in here. Why not? We'll just no set up. We'll just do a black love party. And the idea is to dress as your favorite black couple, which the Mariah's concern could be problematic since Aiden actually isn't black. So they decide to do this party.

Yeah, she was like, I don't care. I'm proud. And he was like, that's why I love my baby. Now, here's why I think it's problematic, because anybody who watched Whitney and Bobby knows that Whitney was constipated. And so Bobby put his thumb up her butt so she could poop. And then she's, once she described that to all of us She said that's black love So when I think of black love when I the term when you say the term black love

That's immediately what comes to my mind and I'm like I don't want to go to that party Yeah, it sounds gross. It sounds like constipation party luckily Mariah is here to turn your perceptions To turn them around. Let's get rid of those, those dingle berries that you have in your in your brand mess. So this is like a sad party. This is a real, even on, now this show, Marriage of Medicine has a great track record of extremely sad parties, but this one is sadder than usual. They are in some sparsely decorated ballroom at a hotel that has like a few random paintings up, a few chafers, a few tables. There's like a violinist for some reason.

I don't know why it wasn't, it wasn't to not seem like a fancy party by any means. I don't know why there need to be a bad violinist. Yeah, I'm not a good violinist either. It's like, no. No, no, no, no. And then a clar plan is to be there. It's like no. No, no. And then a clarinet player next to her is like a two piece. A two piece.

It was a bizarre two piece. It would just it felt like some weird surrealist musical movement and I was like, and in the background of every scene at this party, you just heard it. I was like, is someone going to get murdered? Like are we in like this is someone gonna get murdered? Like, are we in like, this is a shakian. So Simone and Cecil arrived first and they're dressed like love and basketball like Omar Epsen, Sonata Lathan.

And so they're there and then Jarrett comes with her husband and she's Will and Jada and Eugene is Steve Harvey and Toyez Marjorie Harvey. And there's like, like at this point, there's like, and there have been a few other people who've arrived, but so far, there's probably about like 18 people for this giant room and then my loneliness. I was just like, this is, this is not a good party. Yeah, that's just really sad. And the Mama Lucy comes in as the queen of something.

Zamanda. Yeah. And she just has that crazy smile on her face where it's like, I could be the happiest lady in the world or I could murder Heavenly. And I was like, please let it be murder Heavenly. Like, fight with Heavenly. That's all I want you here for.

Otherwise, get out. I don't think she could be the happiest woman in the world until she murders Heavenly. Yeah, she's gonna hold on until she's had a chance to murder heavenly. Yeah. So Simone and Toya and Jarrett, they started talking about Contessa and why Contessa hasn't been coming around

and someone's like, well, it could be that Contessa doesn't want to be around you, Toya. So she's surprised by this for some reason. Yeah. Did you catch the thing that Toya said? She's such a bitch. She's so evil. She said, well, you know, I felt bad about not inviting her at first, but oh, geez, you know, we're not in a friendly place. And plus, she had to leave a bit around. I mean, it's been three weeks. I thought she was to the military Geez, so she's not she's not being tough enough after her double mastectomy There's a very strong chance. So it has no idea what a mastectomy is by the way

That's true. She might think that she's just like an insect museum She might think like a mastectomy means that you remove the mass from your house like she's been cleaning a house for three weeks. She got rid of the mess. I totally get a roober. So yeah, Simone's like well, do you have that kind of power over her toy? Yeah, towards like if that's the case, I'll accept that power as a barbage. And then they just look at her like yeah, you're not really allowed to fire people off the show. So who's gonna beigin' to come?

Who wants to dance to the violins? So then Curtis and Jackie show up as Michelle and Barack Obama, of course. And then we go to Quad's townhouse, which by the way, is I actually think it's an upgrade. I agree with Heavenly that it is an upgrade from Quad's townhouse, which by the way is I actually think it's an upgrade I agree with heavenly that it is an upgrade from Quad's last house like you don't have that nasty as backslash that bothering me for a season and a half a Very lovely stovetop a great range. I think the Quad's going in the right direction I

Think she's in the wrong direction because there's a lot of stairs, okay? I like to get it just to come home you have to go upstairs Then to go to the bedroom you have to go to other stairs. There's like a lot of stairs, okay? Like to get, just to come home, you have to go upstairs. Then to go to the bedroom, you have to go to other stairs. There's like a lot of stairs here. I would be dead. Yeah. So Heavenly shows up. She's in her costume ready to go to the Black Love Party.

She's gonna pick up Quad. And she shows up dressed like Tina Turner. And like, my instinct was the same as Quad, which is like, this is supposed to be like, like Tina Turner is empowering, but Tina and Ike as Quads, which is like, um, this is supposed to be like an like Tina Turner is empowering, but Tina and Ike as a as a couple, maybe not as empowering. I love all the shade they're giving each other's costumes, because Simone was talking about the Obama's and she's like, they

should have come as Bill and Hillary Clinton. He had a monica and Cecil's like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa let's too soon too soon you know uh yeah too soon too soon uh so quad is like give me some Tina I don't see it. Give me some Tina. And so having these like Like no, I still don't see it. So then she goes fully into it. So now you're twerking girl I can always come on you to make me laugh especially We don't need another hero We only need to know the way how all we want Dr. Gregory is what's beyond the thunder dough. So she keeps trying to give herself this cute line to start sobbing but heavenly just keep stamping.

Did you notice that she said it a few times? She's like no. I can always count on you. I can always count on you. I can always count on you. I can always count on you, too, too, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too, too.

I can always count on you, too, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too, too.

I can always count on you, too, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too. I can always count on you, too, too. I can always count on you, too. I can always count on you, too. I can always count on you, too. I can always count on you, too. I can always count on you, too. Oh, Mariah. I don't know. Could you say generally make sense? I have to say, which she's got quite a leg up on Mariah, who will just say anything. It doesn't really make any sense.

She just doesn't really shunny tone. I'm like, also, I mean, I haven't watched Empire in a little bit, but Aiden's wig. Is that what, is that what Terran's hair is looking like? Aiden was just, yeah, this party was just basically so she could wear a cookie wig. Yeah, I think that's what it was. And Curtis actually said, because everyone's talking about how her boobs are all left. And Simone's like, she better put her cookies up. And then Curtis to Jackie while they're talking to us says that's one cookie I'd like to have in my bag and she just stares at him and then stares into the camera like I still do not have a new ring on my finger exactly Curtis come on you're on TV you're saying

these things on TV on your life in every episode dude're a big in every episode, dude. You're horrible in every episode. So then the guys are talking about the quad and Gregory divorce and how they're like still gonna be on Gregory side. He's still their friend. Eugene's like, yeah, I texted Greg a gospel song. I'm like, and I only sent me back with thanks. Dude, is that I'm like,

it's one time I might have been on Gregory side. Like, all right with thanks. Dude, is that I'm like, it's one time I might have been on Greg Ruseyde. Like, all right, thanks. Oh. Over-backed quads. Quads like, where y'all can always count on? Are you done? Are you done? I was just like, I can always count on you to make me laugh.

I was in the costume store to coat with this party tonight. I did hit me. to make me laugh, I was in the costume store to coat with this party tonight. I did hit me! You just had four levels and you're preparing for a black love party! I was looking at a mask of Deadpool and I realized, my is a deadpool right now. Ugh. Quad is so hilarious. I love that she can so easily go from laughing as hard as she ever can to.

Oh, right. So she starts this whole, you know, the history on X and heaven leaves like I'll be with you. I didn't want to go to that dumb low damn thirded bitches party anyway. Yeah, so then she's then Jackie calls up heaven leaves like, um, this is Michelle Obama calling. We are actually are usually, well, I'm gonna go home with daddy. I'm gonna have sex with him right now. I'm gonna have sex. Just look at what I'm having sex right now. Oh, daddy. He he he he. It's my terrible attempt at her laugh.

Ooh, I mean, they're like, um, she was not having sex with daddy because I did not hear a dial tone. I did not hear. She's not the power he sounds. He's just, she's like, I love Bionic. I love him. he's just she's like I love I only Oh

It's just like Oh That felt good Oh Oh Yeah, so Jackie's like she is doing the two step where she is taking one step forward and two steps backwards Can't get very far like that. Mm hmm.

A little country music reference. Everyone, it's my one of like three country music references I can ever make. One step forward and two steps back. Can't get there. Everyone. Who? Someone's like, I think it's unfair.

You came to her house for her party and Mariah is like, yes, I had to swallow my pride. She should have come. No, ma'am You spent your first time in this your first episode screaming about how her husband's cheating and you're just waiting to show the receipts No one owes you shit lady, okay? I don't like that Mariah can go in here and treat everybody like that and then just act like well I don't understand why everyone's mad at me. Yeah, also, Heavenly is actually being a good friend at this moment. It's like a rare moment, but she's actually being there for a quad, because as much as we laugh about it, quad is going to a divorce, and it is like a hard thing to do, and it's

sad, and you don't know when your emotions are going to well up, and Heavenly is like, you know what, I'm going to be there for my friend, plus she's making me dinner. So, you know, yeah. And she is having like a very explicit couples party. But what? Fighting her friend. Yeah. You just got divorced papers.

But, you know, maybe quad, I mean, maybe Heavenly should have texted Mariah and explained what was going on rather than waiting for Jackie to call her and then give a lie that she's gonna go back and have sex with daddy. Well, she's not really on texting terms with Mariah. That's true. So Mariah, if you want people to come to your party, something such an a-hole. Yes, I guess, I guess, my point. So then, Heavenly, uh, back over there is, of course, sewing seeds of discord. She's like, well, I was thinking of not going anyway,

because it's messy. She's throwing a black lot of power out of the little door, and then she say my husband she and then she says she tells us she's like my husband ain't seen nobody I'm not dating here to run out and get himself some ass. So I don't know if that's recent or if that's an old thing she's talking about. I don't even remember. You know, the accusations of infidelity on this show, they just like, they just come down the pipeline so quickly and that it's just like them saying, oh, I went on and bought a box of crackers. I got some trisks and also Aiden's like, count some ass. It's like, okay, sure.

So then back at the party, Mariah is giving a speech. And she's like, I see lots of couples here. Mandela. Okay, I wrote a poem. And she starts talking about how she wrote this for each and every woman and she said that Quatt and Heavenly aren't here because she really wanted them to be here to hear this poem and I was like, oh my god, this is going to be a shady, shady poem. Yeah, I was concerned. I was getting nervous.

But then it was and it was just stupid, you know, it was like a fine. It was fine. It was fine. It was fine It was actually was not as bad as I thought it would be. I was afraid it's gonna be some stupid rhyming thing something about like Eight in an eye are doing fine. I have a party and we're all feeling hearty Like I was like, oh, but it wasn't like that at all. So good for you Mariah. Yeah, you exceeded expectations I don't know, but it wasn't like that at all. So good for you, Mariah. Yeah.

You exceeded expectations. Yeah. So it was like, back love is beautiful, because back love is bold, brilliant, and brave. My black sacrifice to make this house a home. And then Eugene starts laughing, like in the middle of the, you know, because they keep cutting to everybody's reaction.

And Eugene's like, we celebrate black love by being black, being in love. I love Eugene. Then Mariah is like, my Black saves lives every day. And Simone goes, that Aiden thinks he's Black is where the party Black Love comes in. That's what makes this funny. Yeah.

And that's pretty much where it ended. Yeah, that's pretty much where it ended. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah, we don't know what happened with the violinists. Hopefully she's found another gig, but I'm glad that she was booked in blessed. So, sorry that clarinet player didn't get a whole lot of legs to stand on, but you know, what can we do about it? Yeah, he really didn't make an impression on the soundtrack, but the violinist, she was there, she was right up in our ears.

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