Watch What Crappens - Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

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Guys, guess what? I just got hired as a yachtie. I think I have it on my mind because there was an article that came out in the New York Times today that was like behind the scenes on Below Deck Med. New York Times. So it's a really, really interesting and cool article. So go check that out. I'm not shilling for time. I just think it's cool if you watch Bravo. The point is this.

I'm also from the Game Brand podcast. Okay. So if you like board games, go check that out. Joining me is someone who is still waiting for his application to be approved for below deck. It's Ronnie Carrom from the Rose Prick's Bachelor of Spodcast. Hi Ronnie. Oh thank you. I've cleaned enough damn toilets in my day, okay?

No more of that. I waited tables for enough years without having Captain Sandy up my bun hole telling me about tables. The New York Times actually put, let's see if I can pull this direct quote from The Near Times because it was a really great article. I mean, we should be talking about it on the below deck so we probably will go back to it. So, but all I will say about it is,

the headline is, even further below the decks, let me find this one caption that they have, which I thought was hilarious, and I know it probably makes Hannah like furious. I'm just scrolling, I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling. It was basically about bugsy entertainment shapes. Oh yeah, it says, Bugsy Drake, a sturdist on below deck Mediterranean,

is perhaps the greatest table scape artist who has ever lived. So, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh into that. We're going to do some small business shout outs. Ronnie, do you have any up and running? I just realized my email is not up. So I got to log in. I sure do. You go ahead. I'm like the range. I sure do. This comes in from Keti. This is a black owned small business. And Keti says that she works for an amazing woman and black owned small business called Mitchell Black. They sell custom wallpaper. Oh, maybe I'll give you a call. I love a custom wallpaper. Anthropology is picked up their line and they've been featured in Elda Core and House Beautiful Magazine. Just pretty cool. And they're known for their peel and stick wallpapers. Oh my god, I could do it myself.

and they're known for their peel and stick wallpapers. Oh my god, I could do it myself. I'm basically just reading shit that I'm falling in love with on here. So go to Mitchell Black. Let me open this website just to make sure I'm giving you the right. Yeah, it's MitchellBlack.com and that's MITCHELLBlack.com.

All right, we got one from one of our listeners. I'm Hope Bansier, name correctly. It's whoi, I believe, H-U-I. Hui is from Canada and who he says, I think it's Hui. I'm like, Hui, I'm not like literally a monster today. I'm sorry to everyone in both countries. So, he or she, I'm not sure the gender

and I want to be respectful, says we are a Canadian based pet fashion and lifestyle company and we'll be launching our virtual store in the next week. We support many local independent businesses and many of our products are made right here in Ottawa. We have launched our business during the middle of the pandemic and therefore I was wondering if it would be possible to get featured. Yes, we are getting, getting featured right here. They also work with Ottawa Humane Society

and they're online store just opened on June 1st and they are giving our listeners a 20% off coupon by using the code. It's jiky dead. is jiggie dead. So check out firmama.ca. That's firmfurmfurmfurmma.ca to get your pet fashion and use the best code that we've heard since in a few weeks is jiggie dead. All one word is jiggie dead all one word is jiggie dead dot dot com but

jiggie dead mean while I'm just shopping for while I was yeah I'm also gonna give a another another businessy thing shell out I'm like now I've just now I'm not even making sense is running this is gonna be a long day of podcasting I'm just warning you right now. I don't know It's like it's like the it's like the end of a week in the right before we start recording I told Ronnie hold on I'm gonna take a giant sort of coffee to like wake me up And I think I overdid it because I am like not stringing my words together I'm crack out. What is going on anyway?

Everyone please wear a mask outside because there is a pandemic. You've really got a mask be up your bond. I do have a mask be up my bond it because all weekend I was like, look at Ben, just going off. You're going off about this. Well, I am going off because it's important.

I just saw like one too many things and I snapped. But the thing is it is, it's true. I agree because it's important. I just saw like one too many things and I snapped. But the thing is it is, it's true. Like I agree that it's important. I'm just giving you shit because we're talking for the first time this week. I was cracking up at your ear. I mean what we crossed, like, it's like, okay, there's one on Facebook

and then there's one on Instagram. I went, I went on Twitter. There's one on the crap in Instagram. I was like, wow, who pissed Ben off with their mask? It's true. Somebody called me. I was actually not really gonna get on a soapbox about it today because it's gonna make what I was gonna say next Sound really disingenuous, but I was gonna show the fact that we do have masks in the crap in store so You know, it's really important to wear a mask. I know some you know

There's some people who don't feel like it's important to wear a mask or they cite certain scientific articles that seem to point otherwise. But basically the medical community says wear a mask. The CDC just updated their site yesterday and they are saying wear a mask. It reduces the chance that you'll spread it to someone else. There's a helpful infographic that's going around that says that if you're not wearing a mask and someone else is wearing a mask and you have your asymptomatic, you are that other person wearing the mask

has a 70% chance of getting it. But if you're wearing a mask, the percentage drops hugely in terms of spreading it. So it's really important. And if you don't like wearing a mask, well, deal with it because you should wear one. And since you wish it, be wearing a mask. Could have got our crap in store

because we have awesome masks. We have be masks. Don't be all like unmasked. And we have goodbye, Kyle. And some Rino Lips. And all you look great by the way. Actually, we didn't put up the Rino Lips because I thought maybe I should ask permission

before I use a picture from the internet because you know, I don't want to get sued and stuff. And so I sent a request to Rina and I never heard back. So I don't think she likes that. That's fine. Which I don't care. I'm just going to draw them now so that I can't get sued. So we'll have the Rino Lips up,

probably in comic book looking for. Which is why I've been really in this return. up, probably in comic book looking for him. Which is by the time I've ever been able to let return. So, but there's plenty of this. Quarter, I mean, there's a lot of really fun ones. I mean, just because you're wearing a mask, doesn't, there shouldn't be a burden on you. You can still be fashionable and funny. So go do that, wear them and wear your seat belts.

Because it's basically the same thing. You're protecting yourself. Wear your seat belt. Two before you swallow. Listen, okay, and do not run by the way. You don't want to wear a mask outside, and I'm going to call up your dentist and say, by the way, you don't have to wear a mask for that patient,

and then see how you like it. Yeah, you're right. I just was cracking up because you had such a deal in your body. But, and also, yes, I'm still on the South and saying, no, I still be in the middle all the time. Because I love the idea of wearing an invisible bonnet. Yeah, but being here, you know, the other day I said, go,

lean, like when I was cursing and I was just a load, I was cursing in my kitchen. I cut myself and I was like, go, lean. And I was like, who are you? What do you, what do you, what do you turn them to your meme all of a sudden? Like the crap. Well, anyway, well, you know, this is important that them to your meme all of the sudden? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway, well, you know, this is important that we're talking about it because we are discussing merit to medicine and it's a medical issue.

Uh, it's common sense issue. So. Well, also, there were a lot of things in the news about masks. Uh, so I could see why you would snap that lady in the trader Joe's just going crazy. And then the trader Joe, for those of you who haven't seen this yet, it's disturbingly hilarious. The Slavic goes into Trader Joe's and she probably by Dr. Molle, okay, somewhere in the town.

And she goes in and they say they won't serve her, she can't shop there without her mask. And so she throws her shopping cart thing down to the ground and starts screaming, you democratic pigs. And of course someone's recording her. So she starts yelling at the camera that she has a breathing problem and she has a doctor's note. What the fuck kind of doctor gives you a note to go out into an epidemic without. And also what part about screaming and shouting in a Trader Joe's is supposed to make me believe that you have a respiratory issue. Okay. It's like's like the masks are not, you're not gonna get strangled by your own mask.

And also, it's not a political issue. Okay? This is like, whether you're liberal or conservative, it's like a, like a common sense logic issue. The medical community is telling us to wear masks. Everything is changing so quickly and right now, what we're being told is to wear masks. Everything is changing so quickly and right now what we're being told is to wear a mask. And if they say, you know what, we've looked into it and we think the mask wearing masks is unnecessary, then we'll take off the mask. It's not a big deal. I will not think, like, if you wear a mask, it is not going to be like a treason to whatever like political beliefs you have.

It's okay. It's not a political statement. it's just common sense. So we're a mask. Yeah, we're making everything political at this point. I mean, we just need to, you know, I know we're all stressed out there, you know, and I'm lucky enough to have this outlet where I get to scream and yell and be a monster and then I can just kind of go back to my couch but, you know, be kind to each other.

That's absolutely good. So anyway, on that note, on that note, I wasn't planning to go on a diatribe, Ronnie, you wound me up. I triggered you. I triggered you by giving you some. Yeah, I was just going to say get masked. I was just going to be a pleasant public service announcement that you can get masked in our crap and store, and then it turned into me yelling like the lady in Trader Joe's.

But you know what, I feel good about it. Well, there you go. So let's talk about something exciting. Marriage, Medicine, Los Angeles. Here we are with married medicine. Whoa, Los Angeles. So when we left off last time, a money had just confessed to all of the girls at her book cover party. Pick my book cover. The one with my party pick my book cover The one with my finger under my chin the one with my hand under my chin or the one with neither It was basically like basically her book covers were like those like those bargames were it's like what's the difference? What spot five differences between these two photos? You're like hmm

Well, let's see she's wearing a collar and one and there's a broach and one but not the other and what's I got it? Finger on her cheek and one finger under her chin and the other got it nailed it Yep So but otherwise they were so exactly the same like her actual look was Her smile everything was exactly the same. It's like on a kid's menu when they're like, spot the difference, you know, because everything is exactly the same. Both pictures except the finger.

So here we are. She's just said it and Jasmine is gone. Are you serious? Which we don't know. She was talking to a money or she was actually looking on back of the Trisket's box because... Girl, those are some hidden calories. Yeah, she's talking.

She saw a Halloween wrapper somewhere under it, that had fallen under the kitchen island. Are you serious? You had a Snickers bar? You serious? Yeah, and a Monty's like, yeah, we're getting good of worse. And she's like, oh my god, I'm sick! They're like, are you okay? I'm great. Didn't you hear me? I'm sick. Mikey tells us trips are gonna be on fucking fire I just checked my levels and they are 20% higher than usual right now. What was in that San Gria? I think I was getting wafts of it and then Kendra is like what?

What I And then Kendra is like, what? What? I mean, I only just met you and I never met Phil, but what? And the money is like, well, you know, look, I wanted someone to make me feel safe and that's what I got. And then she starts crying. And she's like, I wanted someone to help me raise my son and that's what I got. And so she's crying and she'sies because like we're here for you, but also you have to open up. I'm like the woman's sobbing on the couch. Save the opening up for you for like- Yeah. And Kendra is doing the cry thing where she puts her palm on her nose. She like makes like a straight hand like she's like she's about to slap someone but instead she

puts her hand right on her nose. She's like I am crying behind my hand shield. This is my, I'm crying hard. My nose is on my palm. The tears are coming. And Jasmine just sits back and squints her eyes like a detective in a crop top. Yeah. You know, she keeps saying nice things, but she's looking very sister. Yeah, and it's weird because everyone sort of gathers around a money and likes, it's sort of, you know, like one person's on one hand, one's on another, one's a little bit behind. Everyone's gathered around her, but Jasmine's still like sitting in a chair across the room, like not part of the group. And I'm like a little surprised that she gave up the opportunity to

like burn a few extra calories by walking across the room and sitting with a money. Yeah, hugs for in. Galleries. Come on Jasmine. So they all surround her and she's like, you know, I mean, we've just been going through the motions. Marriages take work and they're like, oh, Jesus, yeah, gross. Oh, yeah. So a man is basically like, you know what, like maybe we should have a girl's get away to like help me get my groove back or something. I'm like, yeah, sure, sure, you know what, like maybe we should have a girl's get away to like help me get my groove back or something.

I'm like, yeah, sure, sure, you know, whatever. So then Jasmine finally stands up and gives her a hug and then she and Shanieck announce that they have to leave for who knows what. And so I love this Shanieck and Jasmine leave the house. They're not there outside. And Shanieck's like, Jazzy, that was so sad. I couldn't breathe. You know, because there's a lot of sugar in that air, I could feel it. Powered sugar. She had made something of power sugar earlier.

I literally could not breathe. I mean, it's so important that we're there for her. We also have to make sure that, you know, when she says she's okay, she's actually okay. I mean, has she tried pie charts? Yes, they're talking about how important it is for them to be there for her. And like, there's just like, we just really, really have to be there for her, you know, we just want to be there for, we have to be there for her. Like, you guys are literally leaving her house as you're saying this. You guys are literally going in the opposite direction. You guys are the first to leave the party to make sure we're here for her while we're in our car.

And then did you notice when they walked her with they walked to their car, they've been talking outside probably for 10 minutes or something. Then they walk back out to their car and jazz turns around and yes, you have the house and then the gate gets stuck and then Jasmine is, oh, she wants us to stay. Oh, poor baby. We really have to be there for her. Let me open up this gate. That's trying to give me a sign that we should be staying and comforting her.

OK, mine. So then it's the next day or a next day. Some next day. It's getting gruddy time. Everybody's just at home with their babies. And Kendra is at home with Hobart. And she's like, yeah, that was just so, so sad. I mean, it just made me want to rush home to you

and be told that I couldn't get a job if that's my prerogative. And possibly have sex with you. Yeah. And then Dr. Amani is with a patient who, I guess, has schizophrenia or something, because she's been hearing voices, so that's the lightful.

And yeah, she's like, so have you been taking your medication for sleeping every day? Like, do you have to have it to go to sleep? And the lady's like, well, I mean, I didn't take it a couple of times. That's how I know I need it. And she's like, and are the voices still talking to you? I was like, well, that was quite a jump.

I mean, I was like totally relating because, you know, I love my ambient. So I was like, no, when I don't take it, it's horrible. It's horrible, doctor. Yeah, the lady is like, yes, the voices are still talking. The lady is like, yeah, the voices are talking to me. They're telling me that I have to give back the corn,

but oh, no, no, that's just Jasmine. She's just been hanging around my patients. Don't worry, you're fine. Don your head. Could you imagine Jasmine is the voice in your head. It's not telling you to kill people. It's just gilting you every time you try. I'm gay. I of course can imagine that. I live it. That's what it is being gay. That's your inside voice. Yeah, it's like when you're a gay,

anytime. Well, I mean, it goes for a lot of people, but I really feel like when you're a gay, and you go in your car, you just hear your Jasmine's voice. Like really, really? I don't, I don't, I hear it so tune. Tomorrow. I've been saying tomorrow literally since the day I was born. Every day with the pizza pizza in my mouth. And like tomorrow, it's all gonna change. By the way, I just want to circle back really quickly, because I forgot to mention this really important part during my diatribe.

For anyone who feels like I'm targeting, like right wing or something, I just want to say I'm also targeting Gaze because like based on my Instagram, the Gaze have really been failing on the mask front, wearing masks I should say. So let's like, this goes across all the communities where your mask, okay I'm done.

I just had to add a footnote. I had to get the Gaze there. It cuts across all communities. I'm just like am I the only one just staying home? Like I'm just staying home. I mean I did go to lunch, but I went to lunch like out in the country and still wore the mask, you know, which kind of ruins the vibe. I'm not going to lie, but we'll war it.

And yeah, I just stay home. I mean, I don't even know what to say. I mean, listen, every time I look at the news and everybody's going, you know, everybody's mad and throwing things in a trader's shows, I'm like, don't you have instant cards? Like, instant cards? Like, what do you guys do? You guys have a reason why it's called the mass singer. No one wants to just watch people singing in the costume without a mask on.

I know, it went a perfect time for that. Yeah, right. Anyway, I just wanted to add an addendum, because I don't want people to feel like what I'm saying was politically charged. It's really more like people charge and at it you could be on on both sides the spectrum people are being idiots and not wearing their masks So I'm shaming everyone. Yeah, Candy Burris is Candy Burris is not only one of the best housewives She's actually the best. She's actually like a pandemic role model She literally is wearing a giant mask on TV and singing in it

If she can sing in it on TV and dance, then we can like, mosey on down the street with one on. And by the way, don't go and be the one that takes it on and off on and off on and off because then you're touching your mask and that's like rendering it useless. So there's that too. Okay. Whatever, I do that, I do that. If there's not people around, I put it on my forehead and then I look like I'm wearing some weird little like Popehead. Okay, but you're also like, you're not supposed to be touching you're that mask. Just so you know, it's not the biggest offense in the world.

It's not the biggest offense in the world, but it's just letting you know, like, you shouldn't be touching your mask. Do you know the fat content in my breath? I will drown if I don't take it off everyone in a while. I breathe out, oil. Okay. But my mask goes on a stage. Okay, go ahead. if I don't take it off every once in a while, okay? I breathe out oil, okay? When my mask goes on a stage, okay, okay, what's a medical show? This is all relevant.

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And thankfully the scene is about all of five seconds long. And then... Yeah, and he's trying to be really serious. He's like, well, sometimes people grow apart. Why don't you talk to that? I'm talking Hukob, if you want us to take you seriously. The sky tries so hard. I have to give some props to the B-roll team because then there was like a shot of, you

know, like LA at night and buildings and buildings. And I don't know. I feel like I'm probably the only one who noticed this, but I, there was this beautiful shot of some like highway clover leaf. I think it was probably like, I think it was like the 10 and the 405. It was just like this inter, like this inter tangled web of various ramps and bridges, et cetera.

And it was like in this red, it was at night with this red glow over it. It was just like this slow sexy shot that looked like it was from Michael Mann. And I just have to say whoever shot that and decided to include that in the show, good job. That was great work. That's what, that's what we're this is where we're at B-roll props

So Dries comes in Walla Moni's working and She asked him about math and he's like math is drifting from my favorite subject area Yeah, that happens with a lot of people. It's a. Yeah, he's adorable. And so and she's trying to like make him excited about a match. She's like, well, wait till you get to calculus. It's fun, you know, asymptotic relationships.

Isn't that the best? Huh? You just are you. Oh, you're playing your Xbox again. Sorry. Yeah. And she's like, come on. You can't just every time you don't like something, you can't just be like

Hello Seriously, you're not even going on the party bus So she just basically checks it with him because she and Phil had the chat with Idris and he seems actually pretty Chill about it so far. I mean obviously these things manifest in ways that we can't anticipate, but he's like, he's like, I don't really know how to feel about it. I mean, at the time, it was kind of a mood killer, but I kind of thought was like an adorable understatement to like news. That's probably like very like life-shaping news, you know? He's like, yeah, I was a mood killer. Yeah, and she tells him about the cycles of loss of grief, you know, she's like, you know, here's the cycles, you know, there's You know

smiling and then they're smiling with your chin your finger under your chin and then they're smiling with your hands And then he's so sweet. He's like, are you okay? I was like, oh, he's just I then he's so sweet, he's like, are you okay? I was like, oh, he's just... I cried at this part, did you? No, I felt like I wasn't making that. But I started crying. Cause it looked like he was about to start crying. And so I started crying, and then he wasn't crying at all.

But I was still crying. He just wanted to know that he had his ex-boyx time back. And she's like, no, this is not a ginger ex-boyx time. Yeah, he was smart. He's like, great. All right, I'm gonna milk this, right? Okay, I want more Xbox time. Yeah, and then he's smart. He's like great. All right. I'm gonna milk this right. Okay. I want more Xbox on Yeah, then I started thinking maybe I should be leaving the house because I'm crying

But yeah, he's very sweet and he seems very smart and gosh, I hope he's okay through all this Okay, I thought you were going to put her in. Shit, Britain's house and she's packing and it's that typical husband and wife. Why are you taking all that? I hope you're taking your granny panties. You don't look too sexy for the men folk and palm springs. So can you guys ever bring the palms? I know. It's if it's Mack who's doing it. And so he already has like a pissed off attitude

about everything anyway. So he's like, God, it can't be good bringing a big old suitcase for a couple of days. Oh, it's like, should I have Mack lit? It's exhausting being that hot. I'm sure. I really think his hotness is overrated.

And I know that there was some discussion on our Facebook group that I was completely wrong on this. But I stand, I feel really good about my stance on this. I feel like he's a good looking person, but I don't think that he's hot, hot on the level of the hotness we expect from a television personality. He's hot.

So she packs two cares. So then we go over to Shanique's house and she's calling Amani while she's packing and Amani's telling her that she's not going to go on the party bus which is kind of a bummer. It's her girls trip. Like make an effort. Come on. Yeah, exactly. And Dr. Britten is like, she's talking about how what the trip is going to be like. And she's like, you know, you get a bunch of black women together and and we talk about our problems, and we cry a little bit, and we circle back, and we cry a little bit,

and then we get our blood sugars tested by a jazman. And then we're puzzled, but she cries, and then she tests her sugar, and then she shows her abs, and then we cry, and then we circle back, and then there's more blood sugar testing, and just sort of goes on for hours. And then we circle back and then there's more blood sugar testing and just sort of goes on for hours So Monty tells Shanique that they're all in charge of planning something She's like I don't plan shit. Yeah, it's like wow great great personal planning roll strip

By the way, so she's delegated it to everyone else they each have to plan one thing and she's like what are you gonna plan? We already did horses We already did horses barbecue. We already did barbecue You couldn't even say cornbread before Jasmine literally stole the word out of her mouth Jasmine just threw her phone out So So we're over in like Shinneaks house where the women are gathering and So, um, so we're over in like Shanique's house where the women are gathering and

For once her location makes sense. San Gabriel is on the way to Palm Springs So they gather there at Shanique's house and Kendra also arrives with like just a huge amount of luggage for like two days and And Shanique basically has snacks. She's like I listen I need to eat something before we before we drink And Kendra is just so happy to have snacks without Jasmine looking over her shoulder. Yeah. And Kendra just keeps talking about pumping. She's like, I'm starving.

I pumped this morning. There's still a gorge. I saw my lactobacid. It's like, all right. Someone's just giving us back. Please, I'm so good. And then Brynn shows up looking like she's a character from Dick Tracy.

It was like this blue hat, this long blue coat. I'm like, I then Brynn shows up looking like she's a character from Dick Tracy who's like this blue hat this long blue coat I'm like I couldn't tell if she was like if she was like like one of the like Dick Tracy's like cops like fellow cops or she was like one of the like a like a someone like someone who associate of like flat top or whatever's you know. Palms brings investigator so they go into the party bus and they're all squealing and Squealing then there's a lot of squealing and then you know, they make a toast and stuff and Shini's like, well, what's the most exciting thing you guys want out of this trip and Britt and Britt and it's like oh bonding Definitely definitely in the bonding. Shini's like, oh my God, I'm feeling the effects. I'm getting horny.

Do you ever feel like Britain, Dr. Britain is the type of person who, at like nine o'clock, you're hanging out with her at nine o'clock, she starts falling asleep on you? Do you ever feel that way? But like she always says, like, oh, tonight come over, we're gonna have a whole night, we're gonna drink, we're gonna talk about shit, then we're gonna drink, we're gonna talk about shit,

then we're gonna go out. Like she always is the one who says, like, it tells you all the plans you're gonna do for that night and then at nine o'clock, she's nodding off and you're like, great, it's none of that's happening again. Well, she gave them all edibles. And so, well, somebody gave them all edibles.

And so now they're all stoned. And yeah, she and he's just that friend who's just horny all the time she stoned and Britain's like oh this was a bad idea so she's all paranoid and then Jasmine is just dancing herself literally into a corner yeah she's just doing it to burn spectra calories so then meanwhile a money is driving on her own and so she's talking to her mom and Palm Springs that her mom's like How many nights are you all there and and she's like like three nights and do you did not take the bus did you like no She can the rest of my married right? I'm like. I like how her mom just asking simple logistical questions makes it feel like a very intellectual Conversation she just has such an authoritative voice

Yeah, she does she's like well the rest of them are married. So they're gonna be turning it up. Am I right? She's like, well, I'm not gonna turn it up mood. Well, it was lovely. Have you, did you get any gas along the way? No, mother, I say, wow, that, why did that feel like it was like a pro being fascinating question? Just, just the way she says it. So back on, it just keeps cutting back and forth between this you know

Conversation between two extremely intelligent women and then you know Jasmine squealing on the bus. Yeah pretty much So then a money gets the Airbnb and so she gets a tour of it and She's loves it. That's exciting. Feels like runhouse hunters, but there's no bidet in the bathroom, which she's very upset about that. Who's do you does that? Who does that?

She's the guy showing her the house and she's like, is there a bidet? If the master had a bidet, it would be perfect. He's like, okay, well thanks, always open the feedback. So here's a note, if you're on Bravo, you have to do something ridiculous. And so what you do is you come with your own bidet. That's what you do when you're on a Bravo reality show. You don't ask the Airbnb person if they have a bidet. And when he says, no, you just shrug. No. Yeah, you drive your own car. Put your clean, tissue thing. Tushy, your

tissue. Put that in your, yeah, put it in your trunk. Yeah. Okay. That her Airbnb review is just going to be like, well, there was no assholes. Come on, I'm called up. Was there a bidet? Did you find a bidet? Would you like me to send you a bidet? No mother.

So then, now the women are, that the women are still on the bus. They've been on this bus forever. And now Jasmine, she wants more wine, which surprised me. And then Kendra, I think, is like, oh, there's some soda wine, which I'm assuming is like a white claw, whatever. And Jasmine's like, okay, hold on. Let me just check the carbs on this.

And they're like, oh, God, throw off the bus. And Leah gets so mad. She's like, girl, she's like, don God, throw off the bus. And Lee, it gets so mad. And she's like, girl, she's like, don't let this one near anyone's cornbread. And they all start cracking up. And Jasmine's like, that's too much sugar. And she goes, and so, so what happens to sugar? Like, it tears to fat. And Brindens, like tell me more.

She pulls up her, yeah, so yeah, tell me more about sugar. And she pulls up her shirt. And so she's like, I don't have to tell you more. I can show you more abs. I'm like Wrong audience. I don't think anyone wants to see this right now. I know and impressed So they arrive at the house and Kendra's like Yeah, she just makes like a b-line right to the bathroom and there's this cute cowboy chef just cooking in the kitchen and right to the bathroom and there's this cute cowboy chef just cooking in the kitchen and

Amani tells us that she hired him because she doesn't want to cook and she's like, and Jasmine eats out of a thimble and I'm not even prepping for that, which of course is the easiest prep of all time. It's basically like a piece of corn. So they ask her if she's assigned rooms and she's like, well no, I just figured jerk-roin women. You can figure it out. And they're like, uh-huh. And there's like a long pause. And they jump and start writing and screaming at the room. I wish point of monies, uh, mom, did they, did they choose their rooms? Which room did you receive? Did they run to the rooms?

Called that one. She's just like very invested on the details of the strip. Is there a welcome mat? How many pillows per pad? And how many kings, queens, and full sized mattresses are available? Thank you. So is there going crazy all over the house?

It just keeps cutting the Kendra in the bathroom pumping with like heart music playing. I felt like Kendra, that was Kendra's like living. That was like the life right there. She was just like standing there. She had like a little towel over her shoulders, almost like a talless. She just was like very relaxed.

I was like, she is the one having the best time in here right now. So then let's see. There's a little scene of Britton telling Kendra. Did you take my flaming hot? And she's like, no, what do you mean? She's like, my flaming hot. They were right next to my purse. She's eating them. She's like, no, she's like no, what do you mean she's like my flaming hot they were right next to my purse

She's eating them. She's like no Like sorry, they're gone. I was gonna be quiet Jasmine's in the next room, and I don't want her to steal these away from me Yeah, I don't know if you know this but I pumped So Ashaman arrives because why not and Starving so a shaman arrives because why not and No bill. This is my father's cousin. That bill. Let us talk deals talking deals with the name of your father's that name of your father's cousin Yeah, one of them. Yeah, the bill. So Yeah, so shaman comes in and shanique is like what's going on with the shaman over there like

So shaman comes in and shanik is like, what's going on with the shaman over there? Like, uh, shaman, not shaman. So they all head outside because the shaman's gonna clear the bad energy from Dr. Ramani. Yeah, what the hell? Again, you know, Dr. Ramani, I love you, but you're trip planning. You call a shaman over to just clear you?

Like, what the hell? Seriously. So, um, so... You call a shaman over to just clear you like what the hell seriously so So Jeff a spiritual be day spiritual today Because that would have been great Britain's like Brin's like did you trust a man? Trust dress like a Jedi and training. I actually feel like I would oddly enough well it depends on the thing Like I would trust I would trust him on certain things, but not others like Yeah, aren't Jedi's like super trustworthy?

Yeah, there's nothing going. They're like good. We like Jedi's. So the shaman base is like, okay, so we have you lie down, but do me a favor and take off the hat for a moment if you don't mind. Oh, wow, that cleared off a lot of bad energy. Okay, that strange Dalmatian tam turns out that was the source of many of your problems. So I think we're actually done here a great thanks

Yeah, I'm just here to clear the room of that bad hat energy, okay Feels a lot better. Wow. Thank you That that was very Palm Springs. It was like old lady piano teacher in Palm Springs Yeah, I was like it was going for something like bold, but like I have a thing just in general I just hate big floppy hats. I don't know what it is. I just hate them I always act this is a deep cut but for for people who who Watched big brother back in the day if everyone remembers Erica. She was originally on Season four with the X's and then she came back for like all stars

One of those two seasons They had a challenge where everyone had to like burn a piece of clothing like that like guess all voted on like Which piece of clothing everyone had to burn and Erica had this big pink floppy hat that was so Awful and they all like you must burn this hat and that to me It's a very long and uninteresting way of saying every time I see a floppy hat it makes me think of Eric as hat Well, Berrazer just like I'm smart you know, they're like I'm very artistic. I'm wearing a beret One time a junior high wore a beret to look smart and everybody just made fun of me I was like, what is everybody? What are all the girls get to do it? But I'm it is no

I'm so you know, I think that's like, remember when the army switched over to Berets and I was like, oh, I'm in use to them now on soldiers but I just feel like I've never been able to see a beret really work. Yeah, unless you're like a mime, you know. Even then, I think mimes need like an update. I think mimes should need a better hat Mimes me did it my They need a more comfortable makeup scheme because that job doesn't pay you enough to have to deal with all the makeup What's the name of the hat that Samuel Jackson always wears that like kangaroo hat?

You know that awful awful hat You know that awful awful hat Can go kind of a sideways But it's not not to be confused with Kagle Not like Kagle hats a can go hat Oh my god, I hope not geez. I'm just gonna be doing my kagels on your head. Happy that mind It's bothering them watch me just sitting on your head during kagels Okay, so let's see. He does all this weird energy pulling stuff blowing on her stomach And basically stuff that could be considered assaults

Honestly, if he was on the clock and then he's like, okay, you're dead Like well, thanks glad glad you dragged everybody else Yeah, we all had to sit here in the cold weather to watch this. Okay. So now it's time for dinner and so this chef comes and he's like, you know, he's super cute. And he's dressed like a cowboy. So there's like all sorts of hotness going on with him. So he serves this dinner and of course Jasmine's like, um, do you have any white meat?

You know what I would like? Can you just serve me some really dry, unseasoned white meat and put it in this thimble? Thank you so much. So, um, Monty starts talking about Phil and it gets worse basically with Phil. She's like, you know, one of the meanest things Phil said, which was totally true, was that there's a compatibility issue with us. And, you know, he said he thought he could grow to love me and he eventually did but that's different than having passion for someone I was like what the hell

This is why you need to open up your friends because if one of my friends told me that while they were dating somebody and be like No, I could grow to love you. No. I will fucking get over there and pack that shit up Yeah, exactly especially yeah, yeah, I like I can almost I can almost pack that shit up. Who's that? Yeah, exactly. Especially, yeah. Yeah, I like I can almost, I can almost imagine that like in the beginning of a romance, but like when you're married or like as you're on the road to marriage, no, no, no, no. So then Britain starts getting a little, you know, she's starting to feel a certain sort of way because, you know, she and Mack are a little bit in a wall because basically,

she's been, like, he's been traveling a lot and then when she's been sleeping with her child, well, like in the same bed, I should say, not like sleeping with her child. And then like if she had to choose between Mac or her child, she would choose the child in terms of who to sleep with. So everyone's like, no, no, no, no, no, that's no, no, no, okay, the kid out, kick the kid out. Yeah, she just keeps trying to word all of this differently so that she'll get a different response from them, but they're like, no, that's wrong. Playing, playing wrong. So we rehash that and then, of course, Shini hasn't talked. So we get to hear how horny Shini is, because

that's like Shini's favorite thing to talk about. She's like, listen, lock the door, okay, because when we took back that rail, we burned up those sheets. And basically, Amani's like, kids need boundaries, okay? You tell those fuckers they have an Xbox time, and that's it. And then Jasmine's now flirting with a chef. She's like, Mark, I just have to say the only thing I would change about this meal is that I just would want more, more, more, more, it's so good. I just want more. I'm like, you're lies. What you were saying are lies. You don't even eat. You don't eat. You never want more. Okay. These are lies. I know. And then she ended that by going, okay, one more. Bye. So now since they've all had to plan something it's sexy lingerie night. Yeah, so this is Jasmine's activity Which is to do a sexy catwalk and so they all change into like lingerie and stuff and then they're like walking sexy

so there's that and And Amani is like yes, this is what 44 looks like, yes, yes, yes, yes. And Jasmine's like, I hope I look like that when I'm an old lady too, which is shady. Yeah, but a Monty's so fucking shady too. So Monty's thing was to do gifts, like everybody's gonna give gifts to each other. So she gets a dildo from Guess Who when everyone's gonna be shocked. It's from Shaniq, gives her a big old dildo.

And they return, she gives her a bullhorn. Yeah. She's like here, it's your bullhorn. It made no sense. It's like you, it's short, it's loud, and nobody's seen coming. And I think that a money like the seeded it by saying, it's gonna be weird at first,

but I think you're gonna like it. It's an air horn. And then I was like waiting for part two. And she was like, you know, because you're like a siren and like, you know, a siren, you know, sirens would draw sailors towards them. And like, yeah, and the whole point was a siren is that they would draw sailors towards them

and then they would crash their boats on the rocks and die. So I was like waiting for like part two to be like really adorable It's kind of like when you get like the shitty gift, but then part two is like a car or a ring or something like that Yeah It's just like a rant. She like literally picked it up when she was at the gas station. Did you get through? Oh Like this poor woman has cried with you She just sat with you and like watch some stranger inhale evil spirits from your stuff like okay you could have done better.

Literally like some kick-kats would have been bad like something that would at least bring joy but the Airhorn does truly nothing. So Leah gives Jasmine a shirt that says, welcome to Englewood. Think of it starter pack. And she's like, did I get my street cred back? And then in return, Jasmine gives her an intuition candle. She's like, oh, isn't this lovely, a creative candle? Well, thank you so much. I really appreciate this. It's like, and then we see a clip of her telling Shanieke,

yeah, I totally just had this. I forgot to get a gift. So I just grabbed this out of my house. I'm gifting it. I mean, that's what candles are for, by the way. I don't think anyone has ever bought a candle. I think it's just there's just like a, sort of select, there's like a population of candles

that just gets passed around from people to people. Because that's what candles are for re-gifting. Yeah, candle store owners basically just want to open stores for people to come in and buy guests for people that don't like their evil people people. They really are. So then the doorbell rings and Shanieke is like, this is for me. And then like a Santa comes in with like a lady who sort of has like a whip or something or a rope and

Santa and his naughty elf and then it goes to commercial and when it comes back It's like breakfast. I'm like wait what? I know what did that surf or do like geez. I mean they do get dirtier in Palm Springs Yeah, there's like some different kind of law It was just like and then we do eventually see it in flashbacks But I thought that was like a really strange bit of editing because you don't leave us on a cliffhanger then come back at breakfast time that was being

shopped by a producer on their iPhone 10, you know? Like, I know. It's like cut to a close up of turkey bacon. I was like, oh my god. What did they do to the structure? That's right. By the way, it was a gay porn star. I just happy to point out to everyone.

So enjoy that. Yes. Oh, he was. Well, that's good because he's not a dancer. It was terrible because they talk about him later. And they're like, wow, that was not sex appeal. Whatever that was, that was not sex appeal. He was absolutely awful.

They're like, um, you don't want to strip with that crumps. That's not a good look. And so, so it's the morning and Jasmine is in the kitchen making food for everyone. And Dr. Amani, like, doesn't want to eat because she doesn't like to eat breakfast. And Jasmine's like, I kind of feel like she just doesn't want to eat, doesn't want to eat because it's my food. Here, eat the turkey bacon. Eat the turkey bacon, which is always like... It's not like one of the signs of having a very unhealthy relationship with food is that you're always cooking for other people and forcing them

to eat, but you yourself don't eat. Well, I cook a lot of food for other people, but I also have a eating problem, but it's the answer is yes. So the answer is yes. So maybe you're kind of onto something, yeah. So they they have a very deep conversation in practice guess what it's about? A Monty's relationship again. Yeah, so Jasmine asked Amani when she and Philip were last intimate and Amani's basically like

hmm five years ago and they're like what? But then you know Britain's kind of like you know but know, they got together because Amani was looking for stability and at some points in your life you're looking for passion, some points for stability and it was a stability initially but now it's turned to passion. And at that point I think they lost jazz. And that's pretty much that. And that's pretty much that. At the grapefruit and how much sugar was probably in that. She's probably like, why does my head hurt?

Because they're shooting on a patio. And so everything sounds like this. Because again, it's still from the iPhone. They're trying to make it seem like it's not on an iPhone, but it's still an iPhone. And there's a cord. Did you notice the cord just came in? I totally did.

I just went to my house. Live for a while. Yeah, there was just a cord. I mean, the show is getting a little ramshackle because I have to interviews are done over Zoom now. And so like, what's really like the iPhone, like a, like we've seen on all these shows

where the producer has to shoot something on iPhone. But this is like a full on like scene, a cliffhanger scene shot, like trying to be shot like a real scene on just an iPhone. I was like, man, man, they really are not throwing any money at this show. They're not even paying the camera crew to show up and film this little scene.

Yeah. And that's the end of that one. Next week, we will be on VK during Mary Demetisin. So we're not gonna do a full recap. We're gonna update with our other, whatever other recap we have on my day. We'll talk about it a bit, but we'll be on VK. Hope you enjoyed and we'll be back next to rest of the week, so go get your masks

and love each other, be close to each other, stay safe out there. And remember that we love you, okay? And give back that cornbread now. All right everyone, bye. Bye. Bye. a short survey at 1dry.com slash survey.