Watch What Crappens - Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil

Episode Date: June 17, 2020

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And put in your subject title black-owned business shout out Yeah, I'm get you now We are on to married medicine Mary to medicine and Los Angeles. Yeah, so we're actually in the sixth episode now. Our schedule had been just kind of like crazy. So now we've now we've had some holes in our schedule. So we are welcoming Mary to medicine into the fold Los Angeles. When there's spin offs those are usually the first to go when we're over scheduled. So Mary de Metis now they got the boot and so did Bullo deck. Sailing you on top. But here we are! But here we are. So like previously on the season I mean we can just like a little catch up of

what's going on. Basically we have a money who is for me by far my favorite cast member of the show uh... she's a psychiatrist got this striking ball had which i'd love i love that look and uh... she'll think is that her marion's point apart basically and uh... her her husband fill is

he went to Oklahoma to open up like a uh... like uh... medical marijuana shop or right? Isn't that what he did? Yes, he's doing something in marijuana, something and we. Yeah. And she finally in the last episode, she told everybody and it was really funny because she was fighting with the blonde lady because she went to her house last season was like, this looks like a drug dealer's house, which it totally did, by the way.

Yes. And it was like, like, scar face, you know, it was like over, it was just like, over the top. They were like, where's this money, you know? But then that girl got really offended by it and that's been their fight this whole time. It's been like, all of last season and it came into this season too.

Yeah, I mean, maybe I'm just like, always been really more into drugs than other people, but I'm like, that's a compliment. I mean, it's a gorgeous home. Yeah. So it's like, how does anybody afford this? It's amazing. But also like, why are you so offended to the point that you're going to make this like the cornerstone of your feud with?

Yeah. Like, like, with Dr. A moment, not like, oh oh you think my boyfriend dad's drugs like what I don't think that it was a literal thing yeah she took it and she ran with it so much so that with that when this season started there was still like a massive beef between them where Dr. Amani is like you know I'm cool with her I just don't like really care about her I don't like like I'm just not going on my way and then Jasmine is still mad.

Like she called my house a drug dealer's house. It's like, okay girl, you really need to relax on that. She's not a big deal and not the end of the world. She stayed mad and it was really funny because Amani actually apologized. You know, she didn't want to, but she's like, I'm sorry. And then they said they were gonna get over it,

but she was still mad. So then they went to another party. And they've been bugging a money all season. Like, what's going on with your man? Why is he gone? That's not normal that he's gone. And something's got to be wrong on the marriage. And so she started to come for her and she goes, well, actually,

I have an announcement to make. He's been away because he's actually delving into the medical marijuana field, which means that I'm living in a drug dealer's house. And they were like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, but then Jasmine got mad at Dr. Amani again because she's like, you know, she said that we're gonna be friends, but then she's like not opening up to me about her, her about her husband. Everything's just very surfacy. It's like he's fine. He's fine.

So I don't feel like she's really opening up to me. So Jasmine worked herself back up into a tizzy. Because basically she's hungry. Okay, she's hungry. And that's what's feeling all her ridiculous arguments with people. Okay, she does not eat a thing. And all season long, it's like, I'm gonna have a salad, no dressing please, thanks.

And by salad, I just mean only two leads of a Ruggla. Thank you so much. Yeah, that girl would try to do a calorie count on a fingernail, for sure. Yeah. So there's that. And see what else has been happening? Well, we have Dr. Kendra.

Dr. Kendra is new. So we meet her. She gets into fight with Heavenly right in the very first episode because because Kendra is married to, he's Asian. I don't remember his nationality. I think Chinese. I think Chinese, I think Chinese Canadian, right? And so of course, Heavenly is basically like, so does he have a small dick?

Kendra bases like, fuck you. Kendra lets her have it. I was like, okay, well she came to play. She's not taking any of Heavenly's crap. Yeah. And so Kendra has been, like, you know, she's been kind of like one of the big personalities at the season I would say. She's had a lot of camera time. I personally, I love her mom. So Kendra, her mom is Vietnamese. And at one point in the season,

Kendra had a party and she wanted her mom to cook all this Vietnamese food for her friends and the mom's like, no, I'm not gonna do that. So Kendra hires a chef instead and the chef is like a white guy and then her mom spends the entire party just like standing over this guy's shoulder

and just berating him for everything he's doing wrong. I know, I mean, just kept looking around like, um, great, is anybody gonna help me out here? They're like, nope, have fun. She's like, you wash the rice. Really? You wash the rice. She's like, yeah, I do. All right, could someone get this bitch out of my face?

I can't see that because I am hired help right now. So I'll just smile. And then Dr. Britton, Paging Dr. Britton, Paging Dr. Imani. Britton's storyline last year was that she wanted to move to LA, but her husband didn't. And she's Contestos friend, she's like Contestos bestie.

And so she ended up getting him to move. So now they live here, they live in, to the same village. So yeah, this is a very far-flung cask, because she lives in Porter Ranch, and Shaneek lives in San Gabriel. Those are not close to each other.

This is farther, I feel like it's farther than Pasadena to Malibu on Beverly Hills. Porter Ranch is like, that is, I mean, that's actually where Cynthia and, and, to Hill, that's a Hill family live. But it is far. And San Gabriel's like where the Sanil family live, but it is far. And San Gabriel's like where the San Gabriel mountains are, right? Like, they're... San Gabriel is like actually where Pasadena is, but like San Gabriel, like,

we don't actually know what town that they live in, but like, San Gabriel encompasses Pasadena's on the west side of San Gabriel, but San Gabriel goes all the way out to like West Cavina, that whole area, like, I don't know where they are, but, but San Gabriel goes all the way out to West Kavina, that whole area, I don't know where they are, but San Gabriel and Porter Ranch, that is a, they are as a long distance show, basically. They're far flung. So she's now got her husband and her kids there, but she doesn't sleep with her husband, she sleeps with her kids, so.

So her story is, again, kind of like not giving her husband the attention he wants. Yeah, but he's also a dick and I'm not sure that he really deserves more attention than he's getting because he can play in the entire all last season he can play and this season only does his role as eyes and can play and he's just like, I don't know, I think that he's a real dick. I can't stand him. I think he's so hot that I just forgive things, you know, like I don't see stuff like that I feel like it's really hard for hot people to be that hot, you know, and like maybe you just have to be rude to keep people off of you You know, because like that guy's so hot. I would just be like, hey, let's you know what we should do today

Just look into my eyes. That'd be great I don't think he's that hot. I think he's like good-looking. I don't find him to be like super hot I don't I'm trying to think if do I find Andy to be like super hot. I don't, I'm trying to think if, do I find Andy Husman's that hot on this show? Actually, you know, Phil, I remember last season because Phil has not really been in scenes this season except on via FaceTime. He was kind of hot.

He was kind of hot. He's, he's a jerk in a non-fun way. Like this other guy is a jerk, but like he looks, I don't know, maybe he's just so hot, but I don't care about it. Yeah, feels just a jerk. Feels like a not hot jerk to me, but this guy's hot. I don't know. I just don't understand why he would rather, like you have this badass, awesome wife, and this, you have a kid, a great kid, and you want to spend all your time opening up a dispensary in Oklahoma?

I just don't get it. Well, there's something fishy there for sure. And she's really private and so she doesn't put all of her stuff out there. And so they're kind of trying to make her do that this year. And so she opens up a little bit today. She starts to kind of open up, but she doesn't usually. There's something fishy there. You know, like when they're talking on the phone, which we'll get to later. He's just looking at her like seriously. Why are you?

Like you don't know the answer to this like really now we're gonna make a scene about it Like there's something fishy that we're not privy to Yeah, I would agree So we also have Leah Leah is new. I don't really know who she is. She's just sort of like there, but I actually really like her because she got into a fight with Shanique. Shanique is like, to me, Shanique is a non-entity. I think all her scenes are very boring. I don't think that she's very interesting. I think her husband is... Baby boy.

Baby boy. I think her husband's cute, but he also has a terrible personality, and he's very controlling and old-fashioned. And he also bothered me that when it was Halloween and his daughter brought home all this candy, he may throw it all out because he was afraid of reserves being in it. And I'm like, that's not a thing.

That's a full on old wives tale or urban legend or whatever you want to call it and I'm like you are Like you are a man of science you are a doctor. Why are you believing these crazy? Like probably just did what my mom did which was take our Halloween candy tell us she was gonna go study it all and make sure It wasn't poisoned or half razors and then she took all the shit she wanted like I noticed that we never got the peanut M&M Back, you know like how are going to put a razor into that? You know, like where are the Reese's butter cups? The Reese's peanut butter cups, you know, they're, come on. I was such a monster at Halloween. I remember that like, no, put intended. I just remember one time I accused my brother of stealing one of my,

there was like a Snickers bar that was like missing and I accused my brother of stealing it. And it, but it was like really kind of like hidden in a fold with like the plastic bag. And I got my brother in so much trouble over that stupid missing candy bar. And I was like, he's still all my candy. Like I was like, I was like the, I was the Karen before there were Karen's.

I was like little, little like like eight year old boy Karen. And to this day, I still feel bad about that. I still feel bad about just like, because then I found the piece of candy, but then I was like, oh, well, I can't say anything because I already like, did Dan get into trouble? I just made it. You're like, maybe no one asked to know the piece of candy.

I'm sure there's no big deal. He probably deserved it anyway, you know? I'm like, it hangs over me. Like, it hangs over me. It hangs over me. Yeah. So you're a little Halloween candy Karen. So, um, I'll leave you in.

So the next story is that she wants to start a real estate career and kind of be in charge of her own life. And her husband's like, no, you can't do that. Man, I'm a man, you're a woman. What's gonna happen with the kids? Yeah. By the way, they have very adorable kids, very, very adorable kids. You know, I hate having to say that on this podcast, but they do have very adorable kids. And then what is Jasmine's storyline? Because I don't really ever understand her story behind.

Her biggest storyline was the fight over the drug dealer house. And then she found this year she storyline with the fight over the drug dealer house. And then this year she decided to start a lifestyle rental or like a luxury brand or something. Yeah, her, like, is that house that they stayed in was like a rental? It was like an Airbnb. Like, she's turning the fact that she opened up an Airbnb account into a storyline.

So that's what it is. And yeah, and then she's helping Kendra lose weight because Kendra gained a lot of weight up to the baby and professionally so she's helping her lose weight. And there was also a beef between Leah and Shaniek because I guess Kendra admittedly, there was one episode I kind of fell asleep in the middle of it and I didn't go back, but Kendra had this outfit that looked like a military onesie thing. And Leah made fun of it, and then Shneek outed Leah for making fun of it at a party. And so Leah and Shneek have a strained relationship now. Yes.

And that's everybody so far, right? More or less. Okay, so this episode, Amani goes off to New Orleans to meet Contessa and her and Brick go because they all went to school at the same place and so they're going to go give a speech and then they're going to be walking in the parade and their special guests. Yeah, so we open up and like we're seeing flashes

of what's going on around town, around the country in this case. So Amani puts on a wig, which is like, oh, like if you ever wondered what she looks like with hair, he has a emulment. So she has hair and they're like, damn it, you look beautiful. Like no matter what you do, which is true.

And then the, what's her face? In LA. Jasmine is, is, uh, taking Kendra running with, so she's basically the villain of the show at this point. Yeah, I'll also talk about her calories and exercise. And I'm like, okay, so you're the gargamel of the show. Yeah, yeah, I was like, please don't start the show up with sprinting. Like, why are you do,

like, I just settled into this couch. And now I've got to with sprinting. Like why are you do, like I just settled into this couch and now I've gotta watch sprinting. This is not fair. Yes. And then we go over to Kendra's, taking care of the baby, and then we go to Shinik's house, and she's telling her husband that it's his responsibility

to make sure she has a good birthday. And he's like, I'm the man, you're the woman. Why should that be my responsibility? It's like before you dive into your birthday cake, I'm just have to inspect it for any razors. Okay, great. And then let's see, Amani, Brit and Contessa, Mita. Yeah, they're in New Orleans.

So we're back in New Orleans and Contessa's getting her like, Xavier Glamon. Like I think that she has a makeup artist. It says Xavier makeup artist. So I wanted to do the school give her a makeup artist for today. So she's getting her glam and Amani comes into talk to her and Amani, I mean Amani is like fully fully like, she's got a full face of it. She looks like she's ready to host the morning news. I mean, she's like, bam, I'm like, oh, you were, I'm like,, fully, like, she's got a full face of it. She looks like she's ready to host the morning news.

I mean, she's like, bam, I'm like, oh, you're, I'm like, you have, you are ready to go today. I'm on Dr. Amani. And Contessa's always trying to eat everybody's food. And Amani's like, no, okay. Do you want me to make you some of your own? This is mine. And she's like, what can I drink some of your coffee?

No, but Brent has food. Can I have some of Brent's food? No Apparently Dr. Britain would receive care packages in school and never share them Which I wouldn't either I mean I'd be I never received care packages in college But I probably wouldn't share them either I'd be like just like gollum in the corner just like eating I already told you my Halloween story. What else do you guys need to know? It tells everything. So then back in LA, Jasmine and Shinikura driving around and Jasmine's like, oh we need to stop a creation so I could get a

juice because we're going to be doing some aerial today with Kendra. You know, I just wanted to do something fun. You know, when someone's just starting to lose weight, hanging upside down in front of strangers, now that's a way to get someone to commit to a lifestyle. I hate her now. And you know, the thing, first of all, like, one thing I never hear is, hey, can we, oh, I wish I'd gone to creation to get a drink. Never, never. Have you been to creation before? No, listen, I've had enough of the Bible. I was raised with the Bible, so I've heard enough of that story.

For those of you guys who don't know what creation is, I don't know if it's outside of Los Angeles or not, it probably is. It's like this, at least here in the city, it's a chain. Creation with a K, and you go in, and it's like super, super healthy stuff, and everything's like, cleanses and stuff, and when you go to sit down, if you go in and it's like super, super healthy stuff and everything's like cleanses and stuff and when you go to sit down, if you go to like the creation cafe, they serve you glasses of water

and they put a thing in the water in terms of the water green and it's like nutrients or something and it's like, the whole thing is like very overpriced and pretentious, healthy yes. But like for some reason when Jasmine was like, I wish we could have stopped at creation to get a drink. I was like, oh, I know who you are.

I know who you are. And I'm not about it right now on my TV. I see you. Also, who wants to get a drink right before they turn themselves upside down for aerial fitness? Yes, and she's also one of those people who totally doesn't understand food problems or overeating or a food addiction or anything like that.

She's like, you know, Kendra came to me with urgency to feel better about herself, but she's doing something else. And then we see a scene of her from last week going in and clearing all of Kendra's food out. And she tells her, hey, wait a minute, none of this stuff was in here after the first sweep. So that means you went back to the store and you bought stuff again. And she's like, but I had cravings. And then it cuts back to Jasmine. And she's like, I feel like she gives up easy. Yeah.

You know, it really is true. Fat people are lazy. Thank God for me, right? Makes me crazy. And of course, I like look down to see what I was eating, you know, by big plate of pasta that I bought. Exactly. Like I, you know. Mushrooms. Here comes one right now. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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Aerial fitness for real. So Kendra comes and she's like, aren't you excited to work out? Yeah. And Kendra is basically like, I'm not going upside down. I'm not doing that. Yeah, she's like, I'm not going upside down on anybody's rope. Like, what the hell, lady? Um, so then, Sydney, because like, maybe we should have started with Pilates or something. And Kendra, Kendra's basically telling us that she's just been very overwhelmed by heart, heart as the baby. And Jasmine's like, I get it.

You know, when I adopted fitness into my life seriously, I was thick. I was like eating McDonald's. I was running to the drive-through for food. And I mean, it was like really hard to like stop myself and say, you know what, today you're not gonna buy that single French fry. No.

No. I totally understand it. Like, thickness. I mean, I would say Jack and the Rocks. I would go to McDonald's, you know? I'd loved out and out. Okay, I was, my butt was like as big as a bicycle seat. It was enormous.

I was out of control. I remember one time going to Taco Chelo, and I was like, um, can I have just like a part of a Gordita please, and they would give it to me. And I was like, ew, I can't believe I'm eating this part of a gordita. And Sennique is like, you guys have been through medical school, so this should be nothing. Okay, those are two very different things. Okay. Medical school and working out are two very very different things.

Can we not equate intelligence with how much somebody works out? Thanks, I'll be right back. Yes, yeah. I know, that is really obnoxious. So I'm so triggered, by the way. Can you tell? I was like so mad, and now I'm so hungry because now I want to rebel against,

I want to rebel against the scene of just like eating. I'm like, what can I get on Grubhub? That'll be back here by the time we finish recording. I'm literally ordering something on Panda Express right now. I'm like, what can I get on Grubhub? That'll be back here by the time we finish recording. I'm literally ordering something on Panda Express right now. I don't care. I'm getting Panda Express. She's, she's, she's especially mad about Panda Express. Like, she hates Panda Express. She's like, Panda Express, how good you? Yeah, Jasmine has like nightmares of pandas.

She's like, and she thinks it's always benign at first. She's like, oh look, it's the world wide life federation and then she finds out it's actually panda express coming for her. No! And Kendra tries to explain. She's like, guys, look, I just get busy. I get busier, I get busier, and then I'm busier, you know? And then when it's finally time to relax and eat healthy, I go to the pantry and I realize all my food is missing. And then I have to go to the store and buy more food, which is even more stressful. Because you threw away all my food.

Now if Kyle Richards were in this scene, Kyle Richards would have said, are you saying that I'm not busy? Are you saying that I'm not, that's really not nice, because I am very busy actually. But Jasmine's just like, mm, I would be listening to you,

but you're not in the same weight class as I am, so I just sort of had to tune it out. Yeah, so Kendra is looking to get a new job to you, but she's not telling her husband because she thinks he's just gonna say no. So she's doing it behind her back, and Jasmine's like, I don't know about secrets. I for one, am not about keeping secrets.

For example, anybody wanna know my blood sugar level because I haven't. Yeah. I'm very transparent, okay. And that's why I got so mad at Dr. Monty for saying I lived in a drug dealers den because if my husband were dealing drugs, he would've told me we have no secrets.

Yeah. So Kendra's basically like, look, I think they're going to offer it to me, but they, you know, they'll have to write up contracts and stuff. So I'm going to think about it. And then I'll tell him. Yeah. She's basically in the mindset of, if I don't get the job, I'm not having a bother telling him because for some reason, she's scared of, isn't him Hobart? I think his name is Hobart. So I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not telling him because for some reason she's scared of his name Hobart. I think his name is Hobart. So I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm still new. I'm still new to this town. So then Monty facetimes her husband Phil and it's so awkward. Oh my god. Yeah, she's like so, you know, I'm tired because we're in New Orleans, and it would be really fun if you could be here.

And he goes, that's not real. This is my business. Yeah. He's like, it's not realistic. It's not realistic for me to take a 2.5 hour flight and come support you at your homecoming because I just have tens and tens of customers who sometimes come in. Yeah, it's just so awkward to watch it.

And she's like, well, am I wasting my time? Like, is this supposed to be what marriage is about? Because she says, are you going to come to see me? And he's like, I mean, maybe in a few weeks. I don't know. Yeah. And so she's like, well, she's very vulnerable, not vulnerable in this moment, but it's weird

because she seems very tough on the show. Like, she is like, no one's going vulnerable, not vulnerable in this moment, but it's weird because she seems very tough on the show. Like, she is like, like, no one's gonna, like, like, she seems like she has a, like, um, she can just sort of like, take charge in any situation. But here she was actually oddly, um, nervous, it felt like, because she's like, instead of saying, hey, should I, do you want me to come visit? I'd like to come visit you, where she sort of like sort of goes around there saying things like, she sort of, hey, should I do you want me to come visit? I'd like to come visit you. She sort of like sort of goes around there saying things like, she sort of beats around the bush. Saying things like, you know, I was talking to Brendan Contessa and they were saying that like, they were saying these things like, I should force you to come back to LA or maybe I should go to

go to Oklahoma. Do you think want me to come visit you in Oklahoma? Maybe something like that? It was like oddly tentative, you know, for someone who seems like she just sort of like is a boss go to Oklahoma, do you think want me to come visit you in Oklahoma? Maybe something like that. It was like oddly tentative, you know, for someone who seems like she just sort of like is a boss in all situations. Yeah, she's like, well, I mean, like if you're dying for me to come out there, I mean, I could make something happen.

Like, are you dying for me to come out there? Are you dying for it? Are you, are you dead? Because I could be out there right now, right now. Just say the word, say any word right now. And he's like, you know, it's deeper than that. I have a lot of work to do. I've got a lot more to do.

Like, are you getting your old band back together? Because. Oh, fair. Oh, yeah. Oh, fair. What is going on there? OK, seriously. And then they hang up, they don't even

say I love you. Yeah. They're like, bye, bye. So they go to speak. They go to speak. It's kind of a panel discussion with students at the school. And it's pretty interesting. Contestants like, well, we're big mouths.

Just so you know, we're going to talk to anybody who has any snacks that they would like to send to the front. That would be great. Sharon is caring, guys. We're all about what? snacks that they would like to send to the front. That would be great. Sharon is caring guys. Rule number one. Also, I just want to make sure, is this room free of crabs because we don't want to have another situation like I have a toya. Thank you very much. So, the lady asks what motivates them to become physicians and amonies. Like, you know, my first doctor was black and that motivated me because it's really important

to see yourself and your doctor. Yeah, and Brindens are talking about how she was actually inspired by the Cosby show because it was like a wealthy, wealthy black family and the dad was a doctor and the mom was a lawyer, et cetera. And Brindens also talks about how, how you know she's asked about work ethic et cetera and saying how you know when you're black you're held to a higher standard so you have to sort of be like really on top of all your shit et cetera.

Yeah, and then they're asked about microaggressions in the workplace and contest is like oh yeah when people just assume you're a nurse instead of a doctor and the Monies like, when I went to interview for my job, they asked me if I was okay being a staff psychiatrist. And I said, this application is for a medical doctor. And if you want to give me that fine, if not, do sales. And then they called me half an hour later.

And I offered me the job. Yeah, which is good for her for crying out loud. Yeah, so they're just giving out a lot of love. Lincoln Tess It does her Her answer she basically like Explains her storyline from her own show. She's like listen, you know what I always say yellow and also share your dessert You know you can do several things in this life and you don't have to feel like you fail just because your mind changed And you wanted to do something else and then your husband tried not to support you and then all your friends tried not to support you with your

husband and then you got mad at your husband and they made a mess out of you on TV. So that's my answer for that. I mean look, you can either throw yourself into your studies, get an advanced degree, become successful or you can be Toyota, whatever you want. You know, your world is your oyster. Some people want to help people, some people want stairs in their closet, okay? Whatever you want. Yeah, so then we go back over to Shaniek and she's at home And she's like trying to deal with her computer, which is a restarting or something and Dr. Robert comes home

And so she's poured him a beer and as like she's like here I heard you driving and so here's a beer. I beer. I'm not buttering you up for anything at all. It's not like I've got a PowerPoint presentation in our tiny little living room over here, just giving you a beer. Yes, she has made a PowerPoint presentation to convince him that her changing jobs and starting a real estate career is a good idea, because she has to really sell it to him. I'm like, you slap him on the head with the TV guide

and you tell him I'm gonna do what I fucking want to or you're gonna be stuck taking care of these kids by yourself. Okay, thanks, see you later. Yeah, or maybe say, I'm not making a PowerPoint presentation. I've been living with this bachelor pad couch that has cup holders in it for 10 years. I deserve to make my own choices now. Yeah, you either give me this or I take out the cup holders in it for 10 years. I deserve to make my own choices now.

Yeah, you either give me this or I take out the cup holders. Seriously, because that couch, first of all, the couch doesn't even fit their living room. They have a small living room, no shame in that. But it's a small living room. God, you're gonna be mad at that couch. Yeah, well, because so they live in, you know, they live in a, you know, I don't know what you,

it's like a housing community, or how Dr. Britten lives in one, two, or Cynthia, it's like, they're technically houses, they're not, I don't know if they're condos, but they're sort of like, I think they're free standing, so technically they're houses, but they're so close to each other, they're almost like townhouses, or, but it's like a planned community.

And so it's not like they have a McMansion or anything like that, but they don't have a huge living room and Almost the entire floor space is with this. I'm not sure if it was a sectional or just two giant bachelor couches Like the ones that Shina used to have in her living room because she make out. Yeah, it's a Shina thing where it's like basically for bros Who like like the the legs go up and there's a couple holders. And honestly, functionally they're great. I mean, like, why do I complain about it, but they just look ugly. Yeah, I knew that was going to make you mad. You hate those.

They represent, they represent, here's the thing. What's wrong with having a couple holders right nearby and being able to put your feet up with like, you know, a thing. That's great. But truthfully, they kind of like represent like... They represent drinking your shit on the couch. First of all, get your shit off my couch. How about that?

Okay? Yeah. If you want to pull out tray for your food too, go eat in the kitchen. Okay? Have a lot of money for this couch. It's just too large for that living room. She does her PowerPoint presentation and she's like,

Why real estate? Well, it's an industry I have been familiar with for 15 years. Pros, I will be fabulous. Cons, I will be away from the family. He's like, oh, yep, that's a pretty big con. That's a pretty, pretty big con. But then he surprises everybody, I think, when he's like, listen, I just made you do a PowerPoint

to make sure you were serious about it. And you seem serious. I mean, look at all that typing. I mean, I know. I love that PowerPoint is now like a rubric on ambition, right? I mean, admittedly, I wouldn't put together a PowerPoint. That's too much work for me. But he's like, I gave you this test

to see if you were serious and all the pushback that I gave you really was to get you to really to think really heavily on what you're embarking on. But I can see you're seriously serious. And Nihanya, I love it. I love the time and energy you're putting into it. I was like, that was really nice, but also incredibly condescending to, by the way.

Yeah. So back into Orleans, it's homecoming day. So they're at the parade. They're doing the parade. They're throwing stuff. It's kind of funny, because they're throwing all this stuff into the crowd. And the

But Amani is like talking about how she was such a loner in college. And she didn't rush a sorority and all that. Yeah. And she's hanging out with the two girls who did, you know, and they're so close. And Brits like her experience would have been so different if she just hung out with us, you know. And then they go to a tailgate party and Contessa runs into her ex.

Done, done, done. And of course, describes herself as Beyonce and Jay-Z. Yeah. She also does an outfit change. She's like, oh good, now I can change my outfit. I'm like, why are you bringing an outfit change to the homecoming parade? Like this is sort of like a humbling,

not humbly experience, but it's like it's supposed to take you back to your roots and you're having a costume change. Yeah, well she was only coming queen. So we see a clip of her like sitting on the car, giving us speech and yeah, that is back to her reach. She's like, I'm a diva on the screen. So then afterwards they go to Cafe Dumaund,

which is, which we also saw on Real Housewives of Potomac. And Ronnie and I were lucky. We didn't go to that location But we went to another one Which was so fun. Yeah, so good. So lucky that we got to go to New Orleans before basically the world shut down I feel like we are I know that was an amazing that was an amazing last trip for us to take was that it was one of our last It was I think our second the last one our last one was actually to the hard land to Kansas and Nebraska Yeah, those trips are always really cool to be able to go on, but that one was so special.

The new and Cafe Duma and wow, and I like that they sat down at the table and contested. It's like, listen, we know anything we want. We don't even need the menu. Guess what's on that menu? Been yes. Okay. You have to get something else on there. Contents has acting like she's a local. Like she found this like hidden gem in the world's called cafe demand guys I know this great place called cafe demand. We don't even need the menu correct me. Yeah

So yeah, they're talking about Xavier and Amani was a money start saying how she needs like She needs to talk take time off for themselves. Why did I write that down? They're talking about Will, I'm a filler story. She's like, well, because I think Monies warming up now,

like in the second season, she's like, that's okay. Well, I can't have girlfriends, you know? This was fun. And she's like, we should take the time to check in with each other, you guys. Like, we should plan a year in advance where we make sure that we take this time together.

And Kentess is like, yeah, you know, and now let's talk about your husband. She's like, so are you growing into different directions? Tell us the truth. And she said that she had to talk with him. And you know, she would like him to be able to acknowledge that there's even a problem there, you know. But even when he does come in town, he's like,

oh, well, there's a game on or his friends in town. So he's going to go out and he's just miserable, basically. Yeah. He's not very present. It's always interesting to it's, you know, seeing mental health professionals who you would think would have some sort of perspective on these situations. You know, to address them or figure that figure them out and see them see mental health professionals

just also be in total, don't have their shit together just like the rest of us. And admittedly, not like every mental health specialist is like, is a therapist necessarily, but you sort of, I just forgot this stereotype that if you are a psychiatrist or psychologist, like you understand all the problems of people, all the emotional problems, and that should all be figured out. But of course, therapists are the ones with the most messed up. Yeah, for sure.

I mean, I saw Prince of Tides, I understand. I know how it works. Hey, listen, I think if you the best diet advice you've ever heard, it's just one of those things. So then contest it as her pinky promises. Pinky promises will look out for each other. Pinky promises. And then we're back to regular life.

Don't forget. So by the way, did you notice with this episode, and I think this is gonna be something we're gonna see on a lot of Bravo shows Did you notice that like there was a good chunk maybe like a third of like the interviews were clearly filmed on zoom? Yes, and there was like some echoing and yeah That's how you could really tell the audio was off and then like Jasmine's green screen that she set up for so was like It was it was

Her head were all pixelated I mean hey, you got to do what you got to do right, but I was like funny to me. I was like I That was zoom right there. I see it. I see it so then we go see Britain with her hot husband And she's just checking in about the kids And she's like, did anyone have attitudes? And he's like, well, the daughter,

you know, our daughter is constantly rolling her eyes. She's like, Pupies about to hit from eight to 14. And he's like, can we give her a patch? But he kind of frames it like it's her fault. He's like, well, she wasn't? But he kind of frames it like it's her fall. He's like well She wasn't getting any work done while you were like you well because you left you like she said I don't think he said because you left she wasn't getting work done But he like he's like well You know after you left she wasn't getting any work done

He's sort of like again was kind of like but he's like a blaming husband. I feel like he blames a lot of stuff on her He's hot. I'm. I feel like he blames a lot of stuff on her. He's hot. I'm glad that I'm not blind. I'm usually the one who's blinded by the husband's hotness. I'm like, yeah, but he's nice. I'm not blinded by him. I think it's hard to tell in their relationship because they keep it pretty calm for TV, you know?

But all they've done really is argue. It's like, where do we live? There's a huge argument about that. And I don't know. I think the storyline was so similar to Contessa's storyline on her season that it, I don't know. I don't ever know what side it take is basically what I'm saying with this one.

I can't really tell yet. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I like Scott a whole bunch more than this guy. You mean that? Scott is Contessa'sant. Oh, man. No, I was drinking. You were, I was like, did I shock Ronny? Did I just have a hot take that shocked him into silence?

No, I was just drinking because I thought you were still talking. So then we go over to Robert, Dr. Robert and Jasmine, they're like eating together and they're planning a birthday for Shanique and he's like, I just wanted to be something outside and Jasmine, they're like eating together and they're planning a birthday for Shanieke and he's like, I just wanted to be something outside and Jasmine just goes, horses! He's like, well she does love horses.

So then we go to a photo shoot with a Monty. She's doing her author photo shoot because she wrote a book and she's like, you know, I mean, he's gone and I miss him but I wrote a whole book. So, and then she basically talks about How you know people wouldn't expect a mental health professional to suffer from depression, but she does and in the black community There's a stigma about mental illness and she hears a lot like that's a white people problem And she's like, yeah, mental illness doesn't have a face, which I like.

I've never heard that. And so basically just talks about her depression and then does like a kick ass photo shoot. And also she wears gigantic necklaces. I mean, my God, that thing is huge. She does, she's really like taking the statement necklace mantle or, which believe it girls, someone took away my statement necklace statement

it is enormous um so she talks about that a little bit and then um we go over to Kendra's office where Leah is bringing her uh daughter Kayla in for a checkup because Kendra was like uh your kid has never been to the guy now she's like like, but that's for like, you know, babies or sex. And my daughter's never going to have to worry about that kind of stuff. Wait, I have to interrupt everything right now. This is an important announcement. There is a naked man across the street, sun-tannning, and he doesn't think anyone can see him, but I can see him. This is big news, guys.

How does he think nobody can see him him because he has a zone balcony? I mean, I can't it's actually I can't actually see the nudity, but I could see like upper butt cheek But like he has his own balcony and I think that he thinks that like he's on he is basically on scene I can't see the nudity, but it's kind of like that. It's like I have a naked man neighbor. I'm proud to announce this is, this happened just right now. Naked man neighbor. Naked man neighbor. Stop giving me the podcast. Get inside, I don't need to see that.

Okay. Anyway, so naked man neighbor's here. So Leah's at Dr. Kendra's office. And yeah, so she brought her daughter Kayla to like sort of have like her first meeting with the gynecologist and everything, which I can only imagine is just a full nightmare for a 15 year old girl to have this happen on camera in front of the entire world. She's like, okay, so you know, any questions about your body, vaginal discharge?

She's like, oh my god, mother. Yeah, and then she's like, okay, Leah, we're gonna have that ask you to leave the room. Okay, so now just so you know, everything you tell me is fully confidential. It's just me and a camera broadcasting to the world. Are you sexually active? Yes, just a couple million people.

So who you banging? All right. Anybody at school you've got to crush on and she's like, they're all girls. Well, so what? Then at least like probably 15% of those girls have crushes on each other. Get in there.

I did it in there. Go have some fun. Go have some fun. Come on, light me up. Leah tells us that she basically had Kayla when she was 18 and that, like she came from a really religious family where they didn't talk about sex or anything like that. They left it up for the church,

but of course the church didn't do it either. And so the church would always say all the bad things that would happen, or like if you had sex or something, but they didn't talk about what would happen I don't know if you had the feelings like yeah, they would tell you the ramifications of sex But they didn't tell you how to deal with you know like hello You're a human being and you're gonna have those feelings where you want to have sex and what do you do with that? You know and so she got pregnant really young and so she there was a lot in life that she didn't get to experience and stuff And it's I like this Leah.

I like her too. I think she's interesting. I thought this scene was good. She's interesting. She's funny. And yeah, I think she's like a good addition. I'm not sure about I would I would rather Leah scenes than shanique scenes. You don't like I like shanique. I think she's funny. She's pretty cute. She's like whatever to me. So then we go over to, or Britain and her daughter go to like a little planting place where you plant your own little plants and stuff. That looks really cute.

You know, normally I have a very adverse reaction to these sort of places like come and do your own pottery, but I thought Lip Lipiteet Garden looked adorable and if we weren't in the middle of a quarantine, I would have wanted to go there and plant something in there. I guess we can go home depot. Okay. I know, but it feels like cute to do that Lipite Garden because it's called Lipite Garden. Yeah, we can do that together and talk about our release. Yeah. I'd be like, and how do you feel about our relationship right now? Lash yeah, I'd be like, and how do you feel about our relationship right now? Like I feel very optimistic sort of like this plant in the dirt right now

So Brits like okay, you've got an attitude Basically and her kids like well, um, it's puberty mom. Okay, these things are normal and she's like okay That is the reason not the excuse young lady And she's what do you think that grandma would have done if I gave her attitude and sassiness? She's like, she would have taken away your phone. Yeah, we didn't have phones back then. Okay. She throws it in my head. That's what she do. I also like, so I mean, Ivy has that like like, definitely that tweener attitude. And she's like, cause they have to pick out a planter first. And Britain's like, oh, this one looks cute.

Do you like this, this sort of like aphorocentric? So if you're roots and she's like, I'm looking for something more modern, mother. She's like, you know what, today I had to help out like the kindergartners with their homework. And this one girl, she like rolled her eyes at me, mother. And Brindens like, she rolled her eyes at you. She's like, yes.

It's like funny because I have a daughter who rolls her eyes at her mommy. She's like, ew. She's like, okay, so you keep doing it and I'm gonna take away your phone. She's like, ah. Ah. So there we go to like a gelato bar.

And this to me was my favorite scene of the episode. So Dr. Amani is there. She comes in looking like she is about to like inform on someone. She's like a trench coat. She's in a trench coat and a full-on felt hat, you know, like one of those hats that kind of cover your face. She looked like a Madeline Stowe character who was on the run until long years, you know. She's like, okay Bruce Willis, they won't find us now.

So she is there and Jasmine joins up and they are ordering Sorbet or gelato and Jasmine asks all these questions and then finally when it comes comes time to like, give her that scoop, she's like, I'm actually on a diet, so I'm just gonna have you put it in this. This is all I want. And she pulls out one of those little like, taste her cups of like a pink berry, like a froyo spot. Yeah.

Or like the thing that the doctor gives you your pills in, you know, like, when it's tiny little paper. It's like a thimble. It's a thimble. She basically pulls out a thimble. She's like, can I have it in this please? And Dr. Monty's like, are you crazy? Are you sort of popular crazy? And she asks for a little spoon on top of that. She asks for a little spoon for her little taste.

Yeah, and Jasmine's like, well, one thing you won't say about me is that I don't reach my goals because I want abs. How do I do that? I carry around tasters caps. Yeah, I carry taser cups in places that have ice cream. So there we go. I appreciate people like her because she shows you that it actually is work. You know, she's not someone who's like, this is effortless. I just am hot, you know, it's like a constant all day long, you know, what am I going to eat? I can only add on this she brings her own fucking tasters cup She carries around a blood test so she can do blood sugar test to see if she's still in cutosis Yeah, it's great. It reminds you about just how empty her life is and

Have miserable she probably is at all times which is probably why she smiles so much and that made me feel really good about my choices to Make banana muffins. Uh, so Amani talks to her a little bit. She starts questioning about the acts and stuff. And she's like, do you guys even have phone stacks? Like, what do you do? And then she's like, not really. And they so equip of him showing her his armpit

on FaceTime. Yeah. I actually have a text with my, a phone text with my husband. It usually goes like this. Hey, do you want to take this teeth trick up and fill it up a little bit? I'm gonna die. Actually, we can't do any more phone sex. I actually not burning enough calories during this. Air popped popcorn. point. I want you to prick me with your ketosis monitor. Oh, yes. So Monty's like, yeah, well, he's never really been the most overtly sexual person in just like, um, he's an R&B

singer. So that's a kind of his job. Yeah, pretty much. At which point in the middle of this conversation with her bonding, she pulls out her blood sugar monitor and pricks herself. And she's like, I just have to always make sure I'm in fat burning mode. Otherwise, otherwise, I guess I have to face the realities of my life. So, okay, I'm in fat burning mode. Okay, never mind and my mind Like do you feel those behaviors in any way? Agree just what's that extra?

Just oh my god my lines are perfect Agree just no thanks. I actually don't like extra cheese. Sorry So then it's the day of shiniq's birthday So she goes over the jasmine's house and tries to guess what she's gonna be doing But she's got a little cowboy hatch. Like am I gonna be writing a metal bowl or something? Also, I have to say one thing that I think we have to look forward to as all these bravo shows are like rushing to meet their deadlines Because apparently they're all totally behind Because people are working from home

and they're just like putting together these shows taking a lot longer. And I think one thing that we have to be really excited for are blatant editing errors. So in this case, the shaniq shows up at Jasmine's house, they go inside and they're talking. And then for like four seconds, it cut, there's like a cutaway to a wall.

It's like the camera's like on an angle and it's just like the exterior wall by the doorbell. Like they're inside talking and it's like, oh okay, it's like remember on summer house when there was that there was a random shot where they were like, let's go out to party, party, party. And then there was like a sideways shot of Hannah for five seconds on screen just During at the camera It's like clearly the editors have forgotten to take some temporary like placeholders out So she's trying to guess and she's like are these boots cute yeah, they're cute. Oh my god. Look at this belt Is this belt cute? Oh my god the belt is so cute. It's my belt cute. Oh my god, the belt is so cute. It's my best cute. Oh my god

Your best is so cute. These two my god with these two. They even do their talking head things together for interviews. I know That's so cute. That's so cute. Oh my god. I love that we're doing this together and so cute. Wait, can you, can you do my blood sugar levels? That would be so cute. So Dr. Robert shows up at the horse place where he's going to have her birthday party and then we're back to Dr. Amani and Britt shows up. She's all ready to go. She's got a riding crop and everything and Amani's just in her bathrobe all depressed. Yeah. I mean, I think like we all know immediately what's happening. Like as soon as she opens that door and she's in that bathrobe and talking like, talking like this, we're like, up, up.

Yeah. That's a divorce robe. Yeah. And that's what it is. She basically don't live. She's sick of begging for him and that's it. Yeah, she's like, I have abandonment issues. And if you don't want to spend time with me,

I'm not going to beg you to spend time with me, and that goes for anyone, whether it's my husband or not, and she basically asks for divorce. And I actually say, good for you, good for you. Like, you are way, way, way too much of a prize to be with this guy showing his armpit on FaceTime. Yeah, same man. And that brings us to the end of Maryida Medicine, all of San Gilesu. Y'all, thank you very much everyone for listening. We always appreciate your support. Go support

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