Watch What Crappens - MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer

Episode Date: November 28, 2019

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Just rolling around in the bed getting comfortable finding my right spots records. Yes, marriage of medicine Rowling rolling in the bit. Record marriage. You met us. How was Tina? You know Tina was so fun. We didn't I didn't even talk about this, but I went to see this new musical on Broadway when I was there in New York last week called Tina, which is a jukebox musical about Tina Turner's life. It's all the music from Tina. And I love, love, love Tina Turner. I love her. I grew up with the private dancer album

and also the Mad Max soundtrack. And I have the greatest hits, everything. So when I found out that there was a Tina Turner musical coming out, I was like, I've got to get tickets to that. And on top of that, it turns out I actually know the guy who is playing Ike Turner. So I was like, this is all like, it's all fate. I have to go see this, see this show. And so I bought two tickets and I was like, well, surely, like, I'll be able to find someone to come with me. And everyone was busy, every single person. And so then, like, I knew that Kate Chastain was coming to her on New York show. So I was like,

maybe Kate will want to see Duna Turner, so I texted her and she's like, oh my God, I love Bradbury, yes. So Kate Chastain and I went to see that Dina Turner musical together, which is such a hilarious concept. Like, who would have ever thought? And she got me the reason that's, which was such an honor.

And it was so cool, she was getting recognized. She kept recognized so many times in the theater, first of all, in Times Square. She was getting recognized. She kept recognized so many times in the theater. First of all, in Times Square, she kept getting recognized and she's so nice with people who recognize her. Like, she's very sweet. She takes the photos. And then the theater, she was like taking photos with people. And at one point, someone came up to the kitchen and goes, oh my god, I love you. Oh my god, I love you so much. And then the woman looked and saw me and she goes, oh my god. And Danny you. Oh my god. I love you so much and then the woman looked and looked and saw me and she goes oh my god and Danny Pelagrino too

But then Kate actually was like no no he that's watch her crap and then the and then the woman really lots She was like oh my god. I love crap and so it was like really cool. So But that of course I'm talking about myself, but the musical itself was really fun. And if you're a Tina Turner fan, which everyone should be, it's just like, it's great, because Tina's not touring anymore, and I unfortunately never got to see her live. And the woman who plays Tina Turner, her name is Adrian, and I can't remember her last name, but she is excellent. And I feel like she will probably get the Tony if not a nomination, but she will probably win a Tony.

She is that good. And Dawn Lewis from a different world is in it too. So really like you can't go wrong. Right on. I love some Tina Turner. Does that mean I can? I mean, I'm not my hero. I mean, I'm telling you, this woman, Adrian, especially what was really cool was like,

you know, when they start playing a song and you knew, you could hear what song it was. And you're like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. She's about to sing. We don't need another hero. Oh my god, she's about to sing the best. So you get like excited because this woman's, I mean, she's about to sing, we don't need another hero. Oh my gosh, she's about to sing the best. So you get like excited because this woman's, I mean, she's so good.

This lady, it felt like pretty much as close as you could get to seeing Tina live without a being Tina Turner. And of course, of course Daniel Watts, as I turn her, it was excellent too. We loved Daniel. He's a supporter of watcher crapens, but really, I mean, this is it's all about Tina sometimes.

Well speaking of, are people still listening to the podcast? Speaking of inarguable talent. Speaking of heroes that we do need. Let's go over to the amazing dance contest happening. Oh, God. No, okay. For the penthouse sweets. You know what, here's what's crazy. So on these shows, whenever there's a big cliffhanger from the previous episode, they skip the opening credits, they just show a title card and get back into it.

So they're like previously on Maritum Medicine, and then we see this whole dance contest, which took up like 10 minutes of airtime for truly nothing. And then they go, Maritum Medicine, and then we see this whole dance contest, which took up like 10 minutes of airtime for truly nothing. And then they go, Maritum Medicine. And that's like, and now the results of the dance contest. I'm like, oh, oh, that was a, that was supposed to be something that carried us over for the week. We're supposed to have been like on the edge of our seats

about who's gonna win the penthouse in Cabo, really? No, we already knew that Heavenly One. They just did some tricky editing, because they were like, oh, while we have nothing to open this. So let's pretend it was a cliffhanger. So they come back. Right.

Yeah. We already saw her one last week and Contest is like, that is the biggest upset since Trump won the election. So it's like, okay. You're really comparing huge things with tiny things, but okay. So Heavenly wins, not only the, and how sweet, but she also wins a pair of gummy undies. See, it's already Heavenly's coming out,

coming out on top for the rest of us. Yeah, Heavenly wins gummy undies and she's like, I don't need audible undies, you already taste good, daddy, dutch. And he's like, please don't talk about that. Oh, buddy, can we not talk about this? And- and then, um, they now start to go after their rooms and there's this really sort of hilarious running gag that happens for the next, like, two minutes.

We're quiet, it's like, Carlos! Oh, you're going to take me to my sweet- and he's like, uh, which one is it? And she's like, it's number five. Where is it? He's like, all the way up. Why? Why all the way up? And then they start going up to their their her suite, which I thought that was could be the end of it. But then for the next like five minutes, they just keep cutting back to Quad, walking up more and more stairs. I know. I think they're trying trying to give Quad a nervous breakdown. By sent. They sent her to like the other end of the hotel park or whatever they're in because she doesn't have a husband. And they sent her on five flights of stairs. And I feel like they're trying to get Quad to get mad, but she won't get mad. She's just acting like it's the most romantic scene this ever been shot. She's like, Carlos, another flight of stairs with Carlos.

Oh, at this point they're gonna have to bring the room to me Carlos, because it's another flight of stairs. Dr. Gregory always made me walk upstairs, and then she got that trash Carlos. She's like, oh my god, I can't get here soon enough. So they all go look at their rooms and quads like look, I know that they're putting me away from all the ladies with the husbands, but they don't really need to do that. She's like, have you seen your husband? And Simone tells us it wasn't me, it wasn't for us to get her away from the husbands. I put her far away from us so she could have quality time with the

person most important to her in her life. Her self. Like she can also do that like in the next room over from Toya. Like that still works. Yeah, you know, you know, you know what's good about loving yourself. You could do it anywhere. And you know what?

Now Quad can find a hot young thing from, from Cabo and bring him up to her room and no one has to see it, so it really could work out well for her. Yeah, why not? She got a senior frog's. Oh, I went and I found, do you know how many frogs I've had to kiss? I literally went to senior frogs and kissed frogs. Okay, she's got tons of little free shot glasses from every Foxy kids. So Toya's kids, apparently the second the parents left, they took a Sharpie and colored all over the new counter.

Wow. That's I hope they spelled out karma because that's pretty funny. I applaud. And then everyone's just getting ready for dinner. Yeah. And Toya, we're, oh yeah, Cecil and Simone are like, we're so excited to take back this couple strip because look, there's always going to be complainers, but this is our thing. This is our, the couple strip is going to be great because it's what we do. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don Do therapy, you know the this episode like there this is actually a really good episode There was some really good stuff in it

But there was also like a lot of just watching people gather in common areas Like a lot of that a lot of people just like slowly arriving at like a central couch area or a round-of-bar or around a table I mean I kind of kind mean I kind of feel like this episode and the last episode could have been condensed together, you know. I feel like they didn't have enough for a full episode. They padded all the really good stuff with just scenes of like, hey, I'm here, ready to have a cocktail. Hey, oh, now you're here. And hey, I have arrived. There's a lot of filtering in. Yes, for sure.

A lot of it. And then Troy enters saying nonsensical things. She's like, this reminds me of Greece, right? It's just that the rooms are older. Yeah, it's like we watch them walk down a path and then up a staircase. And then some people arrive. It's like, oh, hey, how are you?

How is your nap? It was just like a lot of like scene building. Also a lot of clips, because Mariah is staying in because she's not feeling well. And Toya's like, I think she's not coming because she doesn't do well at dinners. And then we get a clip. We get a clip package of Maria just having a fitted dinner. I'll go pico to Gio on that hill, topped up and on the side.

Really still one of the most delicious burns we've ever heard. Yeah. So eventually like 15 minutes after everyone has like assembled, they now all hop into a bus because they're going to go to a farm to table restaurant. And this farm to table restaurant is like really out on a farm I guess because they're gonna go to a farm to table restaurant and this farm to table restaurant is like really out on a farm I guess because they have to take like a bumpy dirt road into the middle of nowhere and you see everyone's heads on the bus like bobbing left and right it's kind of like I don't know there's something like oddly amusing to me about watching

ujins like head go left and right like windshield wipers you know just like it's like one of those like inflatable things that you push and it comes back up again, you know, just like one of those clowns. Yeah, like it's just just reminds me of Eugene's resilience. Yeah, they're all terrified to go to this place. Contest is like, are we the meal? And Jack is like, so here's the deal. If someone jumps out and says, boo, I got you. And then you have to give a compelling reason on why you should live. A psychoport, leave it to Jackie to be like, I've got place cards in my purse

with poems that I've written, but I'm not taking sides. Heavenly, why are you a mean hooker? You know, so she's like, if it's a reason why it's not you, yeah. And Heavenly's like, well, if you ain't got no children,

which is like the worst thing to say because a Jackie can't have children. And either can bet Buffy as we learned. Well, I think it's, but it's Jackie reminded the entire world. Yeah, well, I think that heavenly was saying because Jackie was like, okay, well, I guess if we get, if we get abducted,

if like they, if it's the apples and they say, okay, we're I guess if we get abducted, if they stop us and they say, okay, we're going to take one of you guys, we all should have a reason why they shouldn't take our set. Why should I be the one that gets to go free? And heavily, I was like, well, you don't have any children. So, there's no, we can all say that we've got kids, so you don't have any kids. And Jack is like, oh, I'm in trouble, and Buffy's like me too clearly. And by the way, I'm loving Buffy.

I think Buffy should be a full-time cast member. She, I think, passes the test. She's been great. Isn't she a full-time cast member? She's not in the credits. I think she's friend of still. Um, I don't like Buffy coming for Jackie. Um, but Jackie.

No, this was Jackie. Jackie deserved this. And, you know, I'm a big Jackie fan, but last week, which she was She was like she was like I forget what it was, you know, just talking about like, you know, some women, you know Just dream all their lives of having a baby and then they can't you know like Buffy that one over there infertile infertile infertile. I was like, Jackie, come on. Yeah, that was awkward as hell, but Buffy's really coming hard. But then again, maybe she's giving us a side to Jackie that we haven't seen.

And I really like it. Like a super pissed off Jackie is amazing. So I don't know. So, um, Heavenly is talking about how she can't drink white liquor because it makes her sick. And she's like, they say the hand make you sin. But it makes me right. Yeah. And then we get a clip package of Heavenly just ordering dark liquor, which is, yeah, I just thought it was so funny how they put clip packages for

everything that's like, yeah, that's how you can tell they did not have enough content. There was a clip package of Heavenly, just merely drinking brown liquor. Like that's all it was. And then, yeah, because they get to this place and quad, since she has the cookbook, she was, oh, so that's the vegetables over there. I'm a cookbook, I'm a cookbook. So, Simone, Cecil, Simone Cecil,

I want to stop tonight and thank you. You are so crucial and Curtis and I getting through that tough time we went through. Can we have a clip package of that time we went? Let's fire it up. Okay, I want to do one of two things. Either a clip package of when we went through that hard time or we can all go to a different table and show up one to time for the next 10 minutes, which one does everyone want to do? Clip package? Okay, let's do that.

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kid, but wherever you get your podcasts, you can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So Contessa is like, wow, so Buffy, you've been, you've been here almost 24 hours with us. How was it so far? I mean, you know, just so you know, when I joined this group, Heavenly would pick on me too. And Heavenly is like, I didn't do nothing in there, buddy. Come on, daddy. And Buffy is like, Heavenly didn't do anything to me.

She's all light. We have Sister banter. Now, I didn't like the comment about me being infertile clip package about buffie making Currently you some sort that. Can we just let's just like a clip package of just like just let's just get let I've heard Let's just do like an ultrasound clip package. Okay, great great So um Jackie was like as soon as Buffie says that, Jackie goes, I'm sorry I didn't hear you. What did you say? Doctor speaking to non-doctor, what did you say?

She said, you said, Buffy, you're infertile. And she's like, I thought I was creating a connection between you and I because we take our pain and we make it purpose. And she's like, yeah, that was a lot much, okay? That was team too much. Yeah. And so Jackie is like, well, but I like to be a voice. I used my pain in my infertility to help women hiding behind that pain. And I didn't want it to come across

as a means of hurting you or embarrassing you. I just wanted to be a hero. As I assumed, you would want to be a hero instead of, but he's like, oh, no, you shouldn't have said that. Period. I just want, I didn't want to embarrass or hurt you. I just wanted to point out something very deeply personal that you told me in broadcast that to many people publicly in your face, people who don't know you who might now see you in a different light, that's all, that's all. Victoria, it's like, well, maybe we should just agree that we come to a place where we say,

is this okay to talk about public? And Jackie's like, no, because then it's a strange relationship if I have to ask, like, why the fuck would I have to ask? And Victoria's like, well, I don't think it's okay for anyone to bring up my miscarriage, until I say it's okay, she just bring it up. And she goes, yes, it's mine to bring up my miscarriage until I say it's okay. Yeah Bring it up and she goes, yes, it's mine to bring up. That's the point. Yeah, it was actually kind of surprising that Jackie was pushing back so much on this on this It made me wonder if there was something deeper going on like maybe She was like I think that maybe she saw this as like an assault on her being very perwomen or maybe

as she says later on that she's been apologizing to everyone so much and that people think that like she is weak and so maybe she saw this as a moment of someone trying to take advantage of her. So I just thought that her response was very shockingly insensitive and it was weird that she was going to a place of well I guess now we're not true friends We're associates because I obviously can't say anything. It's like jack, you know like It's it's for like it's for Buffy to tell people it's like Buffy's story and like If Buffy said if you said to Buffy, hey, I'm making a speech and I want to mention you In this context would that be okay.

I'm sure it would be totally fine, but you just sort of like dropped it and in such a, like this awkward and direct way that probably made her feel totally self-conscious. Like it's just weird that Jackie didn't seem to really get that at that moment. I took it that Jackie was mad because she's made efforts to be friends with Buffy

and then this thing happened and there's been so much time between this and that happening. And Buffy is now sitting next to Toya who's been coming for Jackie all season. And now she's waiting till a dinner conversation to come after Jackie instead of like, in other words, Jackie's being blindsided that she's mad in the first place.

And so I think she's defensive. Like, oh, great. Now you're with fucking Toya. That's all I need in my life. Yeah, I mean, there could be that angle, but I don't know, either way, I was still pretty. I still think it was like, you know, for Jackie who talks about sisterhood so much and lifting each other up that when someone

says in a pretty calm way that that like hurt her, you know, it was just Jackie kind of came back in a very intense and like not very compassionate way as as actually one of them said right so uh, uh, Jackie's like well, I guess we're just associates then and someone's like no, no, no, no, but I thought she was gonna stand up for Buffy, but she didn't.

She's like, well, you have to understand where Jackie's coming from. And Jackie's like, you know what? I don't want to hear right now. I want to speak. Buffy, I receive. I apologize. And now I'm done.

Now that's half dinner. It was like scared. And Buffy just goes, mm-hmm. Yes. It's like, well, I would like to have dinner right now, but I also would like to Okay, you don't get my point at all and even Jackie like I had contest as like padding Jackie on the back and Jackie Like don't touch me right now contest. I was like whoa whoa and so I was like oh Jackie

Oh, that is not the Jackie, but I was not the Jackie and Jackie's like you know it There's a new girl that's about to surface. Just matter, just matter and Joy goes, whoa And Eugene says who is this and what's she gonna do to us? I'll tell you who she is. She's a new Jackie and the new Jackie you just met is gonna shame you for not working out this morning That's right new Jackie pretty much the same old Jackie Yeah, new Jackie's the old Jackie this Jackie's counting your calories as you eat them So happy about it

So Jackie's like I apologize and I'm moving forward and buffie's like and I accepted it I don't like the way you're reacting right now and she's like and let that be the last thing you say to me tonight Scary everyone was like whoa whoa and then and then you knew it was gonna get bad because heavenly goes Daddy One thing real quickly I was like oh heavenly saying one thing that is that's that's when you like you know like you that's when you close all the windows in the doors in the old western town yeah you're the bar the barstools back up at one time so heavenly she's like I just have to say this about Daddy is that she's just like the most wonderful person ever and

she never gets mad she doesn't have it an inner so if she's gonna get mad It's for a reason and she like like I actually see that logic because I like to think that too like in real life I don't get very very mad so at the moment that I do get mad I want people to like appreciate why I'm like mad like truly mad not just me be like, you know It's not me in a snit, but that being said like You know, it's not me in a snit, but that being said like That's actually it's a it's a viable defense, but it doesn't take away from what Buffy was feeling Well, I mean buffy just goes oh shut the fuck up. I've had enough of your goddamn

Well, because then have a heavily starts doing this thing of like well, pull her to the side Don't do it at the table Don't do it at the table as if heavenly is like the model of You know like indiscretion or discretion discretion So can she's screaming it? She's screaming at buffy now. So contest is like, okay time to go to the bathroom Because that's what we do someone screams and then we take them to the bathroom. Okay So someones like buffy. We're gonna whosah and take a deep breath. Yeah. And Buffy is like, oh, Buffy's fine.

She's fine. Buffy is fine. She's fine. She's fine. Well, uh, oh, Buffy's crazy. Well, also, you know, in the middle of this, because things when things were like basically heating up and Buffy and, and heavenly we're fighting, they just were like, how about this? Why don't we just get some food? Can we get some food? I was like,

oh, we got some appetizers. Can we get some appetizers? Apatizers, though. No, no. And then Simone gets up and is basically like, we have a Uno problemo and we need to rapido eat the food. So can you please send the appetizer retos over to L. Pablo. Thank you. Yeah, there we go. Okay. So then Toria is only thinking about the food. Like everyone's screaming a fighter. She's like, Mariah is probably at the hotel next door having a five-star meal. They got to Mariah in testimonial going, yes, Miss Toya, damn right. Snap, snap, snap. Yeah, so then, so Heavenly is with Contessa, Contessa pulls Heavenly to the bathroom, although not before we get a montage, a clip package of people going to the bathroom.

And so Heavenly like calms down a little bit. And Buffy basically says that Heavenly is Jackie's puppet and says everything Jackie wants to say and return. Heavenly gets to feel like she's in a more elevated station in life. So that was some pretty, I mean, she said that in the confessional she didn't say that right to their best. You lost me. I was like, fuck off, Buffy. Buffy. Fuck off, Buffy. That's what you lost me. Like Jackie's this evil person and she's feeding all

of the shit to heavenly to be her bulldog. And you know what, you know that sounds like Mariah. So Buffy, don't be coming on the show, citing with Mariah automatically and expecting me to be on your side. No, ma'am, automatically out off your side now. I've been on your side until now. But bye, bye, lost me. Yeah. Well, she didn't lose me, but I don't totally agree with it, but I still appreciated the anger. So then the food arrived and it all looks amazing. They're passing the food around and they're like, like Eugene has some ceviche and he's like, oh, we got some survey said here and quote, I believe that's a VJ. They're gone about this trip. I do. I do. And then Toya squeezes a lime

on an oyster and she's like, oh my god, it can't be live. And Eugene's like, it did not come alive. It contracts. It's because it moved. If something's living, he's like, it's not living. It moved. What you should have been it was killed the last of us you know you got to do you got to kill the oyster and let it like make sure it's dancing leave it out for like six hours then you mean it that's how that's the best way to have an oyster. So Jackie is still really mad Curtis is like don't you want to eat she's like I would like to go home he's like well we can't get a new bar here so you're gonna have to figure something out.

Yeah. And then finally, but by the entire time when I was watching it, I was like, why does Buffy's husband not like jump in as he is the one who is an actual psychologist or psychiatrist? And so finally, Simone is like, now, Dave, I am going to defer to you because you are actually a psychiatrist. Can you offer any positive advice towards conflict resolution? And he's pretty much just like, well, you know, the best way to resolve a conflict is that before you get into it, you have to think, how is the other person going to feel when I make this statement? Because if you can't understand the other person's perspective, you'll never get to resolution. And that's the key thing of conflict resolution.

And of course, if you're already in a conflict, just screen a lot and eat food and go to home and go sleep. And on that note, we are going to close. It's like, okay, fun dinner guys. I guess that's how you resolve the conflict. You just, yeah, yeah, yeah, right before he can help a fun time. So the next morning, they're all getting ready and talking about how Jackie everyone's so shocked that Jackie was so defensive, right? And Eugene, I think puts it well, he's like, I know what she's doing for women, but like you're not acknowledging what you did to this woman, which I think is fair.

And then Jackie and Curtis are talking about it. And she's like, well, I will take ownership that I was making my pain, her purpose, which is also very, you know, it's like, okay, wow, this test is very mature sometimes. And Jackie's like, well, the girls who hang out with me know that I don't typically see anything to embarrass, to embarrass them or to grade them, etc.

I'm like, that's fine. If you don't typically do that, you may not have it. You may not have been intending to. I don't believe she was trying to embarrass her, but the point is she was embarrassed. So when she says embarrassed, when she does say that she's embarrassed just like, like, be like, I'm sorry, I am embarrassed, though I didn't mean to. Like, it's so easy. It's such an easily resolved moment. And the fact that it became a thing, it's just surprising that it's Jackie. Kind of, but Buffy brought it up on TV. It's like, well, so do Jackie. Jackie said it on TV. After Buffy brought it up on TV. That's what I'm saying.

But I'm saying Jackie embarrassed her. I know. I got it. But I'm saying Buffy brought it up on TV. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying Jack. I'm saying. I'm very sorry. TV. I know I get it. But I'm saying Buffy brought it up on TV. Oh, I thought you meant the dinner the night before. No, no. I just mean like I get that you're saying this is your private thing.

But it's like you like you've been talking about it on TV. But I get that there's like separation here. But yeah, I don't know. I can't be too mad at Jackie on this one. I don't know. I'm not that mad. I'm more like confounded as to why she has pushed back so hard on this. You know, it seems like she's coming around to it.

She's like, but she's like, you know, I've been on this apology tour, which means guess what? Clip package of the apology tour. And then she's bit, but she's like, I'm sick of apology. I apologize. I don't want to apologize for anything. Well, also, maybe, well, actually, I was going to say, don't do stuff that you have to apologize for, but she didn't really do anything before this.

I mean, just Mariah is just a cookoo bird. So, like, you know, like Jackie opens up a, you know, a Dan and yogurt, and Mariah is like, I think I deserve an apology for that. She doesn't know how that hurt me. Yeah, I think she's just shocked that someone's making it sound like she's coming out after her. You know, like she's using that to come at her.

She's like, why would I do that to her at your feelings, you know? So, of course, Aiden is still having his sexy pool table time, but now in a hotel, he's like, wow, it's a view and a pool table, just like our house, baby. It's like, please stop bringing Aiden anywhere. Just leave Aiden at home, please. I know an Aiden and Mariah look crazy.

They have so many patterns on and accessories. They just look like crazy, crazy American tourists. That's just, it's like, this is what I imagine people in other countries what they think of us when we go to their country. Like, they just just like, it's like, this is what I imagine people in other countries what they think of us when we go to their country. Like they just like, so bonkers. And I know it was probably like Mariah was wearing some designer bullshit, but it still looked crazy just because it's designed it doesn't mean it can't be bullshit crazy. Yeah, and this is another one of those scenes where people are filtering in for.

Okay, and then, then, then, some own comes in, then have a link. We'll do some shots, but then there's more people. And then there's Miss, oh, and look, here comes some, oh, look, there's another person. And so then they started asking, Ryan started asking about how dinner was. And someones like, fabulous. Which was, yeah, that's artistically. But some, don't worry everybody. Simone is planned a beautiful day.

Camel ride along the beach. And C-Sos making. Simone has planned a beautiful day. A camel ride along the beach and Seasaw's making sure everyone has plenty of tequila. What could go wrong? Let's get in the van Our camel's native to Mexico No, yeah, I don't think so I'm sure they have them there. Yeah, yeah, they have them in Orange County whichever whichever Whichever place whichever house I show I see them on firsts, as were their native to. So, Morocco, you win. Yeah, I just, I don't love, I just think, I just, I think it's a camel, like a camel ride and Cabo. I don't know, just seems like,

I don't know. I guess I maybe, I didn't realize this, but maybe I have an issue with animals like existing outside their habitat. You're a animal travel. You're like, yeah, I will not have traveling animals. I don't mind a zoo, but like it would be like, you know what, it's like when you go to like Vegas and they're like, look at all penguins and it's like, but shouldn't these be like on like an ice flow somewhere like, like like, not like, like, what, waddling around the back of the flamingo,

because you know, you're against like the entire educational system of animals. No, I like, I don't mind animals. I just, I just think like, there's some time, doesn't always bother me. Like, I don't mind going to zoos. I love an aquarium, but sometimes animals are put in places and it's odd to me. It's very, very odd. Like imagine if it's like... There's tanks in kitchens, for example. Yeah. Like a camel, like going on a camel ride along the beach in Cabo. It's just, I'm sure it's fun, but it's just, it's odd. It's an odd thing for me. Also, I would like them to bring back invite only

Capo I really like that show with camels camels now that you've introduced it well I mean like yeah remember that girl got thrown from her moped or motorcycle yeah was that Blanca is that her name Blanca she was really annoying I just remember that much okay So let's go over here on the bus. So guess what happens? They're all trying to fit on this damn bus. And it's how does hell. It's 103 degrees. And Simone is doing her yelling speech where she's like, what's the fun day plan for you? I can't say how glad I am to have you on our special anniversary. Go go go go go go go go go go go go. So the bus starts to break down and they're like, what? Huh?

And they're like, senior, senior, and then Toyota. I don't, did you hear Toya? She starts going, amigo, amigo, amigo. And contest is like, can I have some ice? It's really hot and see so good. No, I don't have any ice. I have some water. She goes, is it icy? Because I'm hot. So the bus breaks. And someone's like, okay, no big deal. The bus broke down. We're not far from the hotel. We're just going to have to walk back to the hotel. Do not freak out. And toy is like, this is an intersection a three way intersection in Mexico. This is a three way intersection. I want transportation that looks three way intersection in Mexico.

It's not even the four way. It's a three way. One was one who was three way. Eugene said he would never do a three way. And now that we are on a three way intersection, what do I do? I'm just having to slap her. So we're just freaking out like, this is the best embarrassing shit I've ever seen in my life. We are walking that everywhere. I mean, they're literally on a sidewalk. They're literally on a sidewalk. Yeah, you're on your favorite thing. You spent an entire season looking for a house that had a sidewalk.

Okay, now you're on one. Be happy. She's acting like they're walking through, like, through raw sewage or something like that. She's acting as if she's actually sourcing herself, walking naked through King's landing. Okay, you are on a very lovely sidewalk and cars are driving by. It's a pretty standard pedestrian experience. Like it is actually a very pedestrian, pedestrian experience. The reality is we shouldn't be walking all the side of a freeway.

We don't do that in it last time It's like What would you walk in the freeway like what's going on? So then Simone is like I don't know why Toya is embarrassed It's not like any of her friends in her subdivision are going to drive by on the freeway here in Cabos So Tori just has a fit the whole way and Jackie's like, um, heavenly. Did you get your certification mechanics and heavenly's like, let me take a look at YouTube. I can fix anything. I learned how to please my man, how to deliver a baby, pull it out, push it in, cut a cord. I can do anything with

YouTube. I even learned how to build a van. We actually have it for a trip. Oh, oh, yeah, never mind about that. So the guys are doing shots and of course, and Heavenly is getting mad because Daddy's doing shots and you know, Daddy's entering evil mode because he's wearing his poker sunglasses, like he's playing poker. Yeah. And she's she's like, that is about a slap taking shots. She's like, whatever. Neat takes another one. And she's like, I'm gonna show my ass to somebody. Jackie, go over there and tell them in your your beautiful voice. Use that delivery and tell them, please, for me, not to drink. And so, Jackie's like, I don't think you should drink anymore. And he goes, I love you.

Tell her, I've spent 22 years. Well, almost all 20. Okay, part of this 22 years. I've listened to her But I just want one day to myself just give me one day to do what I want to do for myself So Jackie goes back to happen. Lea's like well He says that he heard that buffies infertile his words and if you can that that he spent 22 years listening to you. And can he just have one day and she goes, no, no, no one day. You can't drink. And she is just staring at him with such an angry look, just scowling from the side. Yeah. So some months like, okay, the, the, the plans have changed for the day.

So let's go change into our swimsuits. So now we get this weird, we get this weird setup scene where they all go change. And now we have another filtering in scene like it's the next day. Yeah, like literally here they come to lunch. Yeah, we watched them filter back into the hotel, sit around, daddy had a shot,

and now we're watching them filter to a different part of the hotel. So around, daddy had a shot, and now we're watching them filter to a different part of the hotel. So yeah, it's the same thing. They're all walking in. Oh, hey, oh, hey. Is there a seat for me? Hey, hi, hi. I'm like, can we just cut to them being at the pool?

Yeah, no kidding. So Scott's all annoyed because he didn't get to go on the camel. He's like, and they're all just sitting around and Simone is like, so now we have an activity called Mexican messy. Boo! Everyone's like, oh, we just want to go swimming. Yeah, can we have one and they're not for people to take them personally. Okay. So I happen to pull a question and then the car on the crazy crack head car on person because right under Dr. Heavenly says Dr. Heavenly dentist. The fuck. Yeah, just like a minute 40 in this show.

Yeah, so random. So, um, yeah, she's like, it's a month's like so these questions are not to be taken personally even though they're about very specific scenarios in one person's life so Demon if you had a rock band set up in your room and your wife had a closet Would you be able to cheat on her? Wait a second. That seems pretty personal. The question is, if one person cheats is the other person allowed to cheat, right?

Focus on Curtis. Yeah. It just keeps giving a close up on Curtis's face. And Jack is just like, well, let's just say that Curtis is lucky that I'm not Lorraine a Bobbit and that I didn't murder him and that I don't continually murder him. That I didn't cut off his nuts or murder him. Yeah. And daddy, he goes, he goes, well, I can't why people do that because when you're in pain, a lot of people do that. And then he just like looks at having, and he goes, no, no, it's not right. It's not right. It doesn't make it even. No, no. a lot of people do that and then he just looks at Heavenly goes, no, no, it's not right.

It doesn't make it even. No, no. So then some else like, okay, second question. Does Murdole rhyme with him fertile? And do you need your spouse's permission to go to school or open a new business or go to school? Not even if you're inferred of anybody like coffee. And having least like, I don't have to have permission,

but you have to communicate. Contestive, I'm sorry. You didn't need permission or whatever. They start fighting over contestant scots. Well, it's funny because Heavenly says, first she's like, because it's like, do you need to your spouse to permission? And Heavenly's like, hey, no! You have to talk about it. It's not in good terms.

I mean, sorry. And then, where I was like, well, I have a different opinion. When you're in a household, every decision affects everything in your household. So you have to talk about it. That's exactly what Heavenly just said. So, and then everyone's like, I have a different opinion. I think you have to talk about it. Wait, can I weigh in?

I think you have to talk about it. It's like, okay, so we all agree. You have to talk about it. Can I weigh in? I think you have to talk about it. It's like, okay, so we all agree you have to talk about it, okay? Yeah, and she's like, well, I think that that's a woman. The woman's put in that situation because when a man wants to do something, the woman's advice is always like, support your man, support your man. But he's changed careers four times, and it was never even a discussion on our house. He just did whatever he wanted. It's like, um, okay, well, that wasn't right either.

Like you should still support it. You should still have you guys should still be in agreement. But then also we're still not clear in this storyline. Whether he told her to quit or she just quit. She just quit, didn't she? She just quit. But like, it was weird because she may sound like it's a one-year program,

but then her kid said it was a two-year program. So I don't really, I'm, there's a lot of questions I have. And Daddy Basley says, well, if Heavenly doesn't want to do dentistry anymore and wants to do something else, I just know that I just have to figure it out and have like, that's what a man does.

And Cadet says like, that's what your man does. And just like, that's what your man does, which I don't know, I took it initially as like, stop saying these things of like, that's what a man does, that's what a man does, like, it's your man, it's not what a man does. But then I realized that maybe she's saying, like, that's what your man does because my man just does whatever the hell he wants.

So I don't know what it was. So I was like cheering at first and then I got sad. Yeah, I think she was saying that's what your man does. Obviously not mine, because she said every man does it. And then she's like, in the confessional, she's saying, you know, I think that we should be able to change it up whenever we want to. You know, Yolo, baby, Yolo.

And Scott's like, you know what? I gotta use the bathroom. And he gets up and leaves the diary room session. She starts crying and she goes goes and here I am again Probably happens every time they go to the movies babe. Can you hold the pop crying girl about them? Oh now I'm alone with the popcorn What a marriage And that brings us to the end of Mary to medicine Mary to medicine

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