Watch What Crappens - MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness

Episode Date: June 13, 2018

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we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me as usual on this fine summer's day is the lovely and wonderful. Ronnie Caram, who also hosts the Rose Frick's Bachelor podcast. What's going on, Ronnie? Well, hello, Bean. How's Bachelor podcast. What's going on, Ronnie? Well, hello, Bean. How's it going? It's going so good.

I mean, I really feel like I've got to deal with my rent control after watching Million Dollar Listing New York. Oh my goodness. Mull! Seriously, those prices I could not even deal. Well, exciting stuff, because today we actually are going to be recapping the season premiere of Million Dollar Listing New York because there's basically nothing else on and people like this show and Steve Gold is hot, so why not?

I don't think in the history of our podcast, I don't think we've ever done Million Dollar Listing New York. We've definitely done Million Dollar Listing LA and we even did Million Dollar Listing San Francisco, I remember. I don't know if we've listing New York. We've definitely done million dollar listing LA and we even did million dollar listing San Francisco, I remember. I don't know if you've done New York. I think we did a couple of them back in the day, but never, you know, a whole season. And we're not going to change that up any time soon. Yeah, we'll just sort of like touch on it. And who knows, we may plug in your husband is cheating on us every now and then because I did check that show out and it was kind of hilarious But anyway before we get to that next week we are coming to Phoenix and to San Francisco Buy your tickets go to watch a crap ends calm

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which is hilarious to think that there's a new Hampshire version of this show? Million dollar listing new Hampshire. I'd probably be more into that like an HGTV version where they're like this house is $200,000 will people be able to afford it or will they pay $10,000 more for a cold assat house, you know this house is ridiculous $10,000 more dollars for a cul-de-sac house. You know, this house is ridiculous. It's like four million dollars for an apartment. It looks just like that other apartment. They used to make spaghetti in here.

I remember when I lived in this big loft in Brooklyn, they're like, this used to be a spaghetti factory. And I'm like, is this supposed to make this more expensive? Like gross. Was it an old spaghetti factory? Yes, it's like people who, you know, they used to turn out spaghetti in there, which is spaghetti is not gross, obviously. But I'm standing there thinking of all these ghosts with, you know,

low wage jobs, you know, and how is that supposed to make me comfortable in my expensive apartment? Yeah. Well, I'm sure you could have gone a good meal there at a reasonable price at one point in history. I don't think you are aware of my jokes. I'm like making little old spaghetti factory jokes and I don't think you're getting them. Yep, I am.

Oh, you are, okay. Yes, sir. I know what a spaghetti factory is, okay. I'm not a monster. Okay, because you know there actually was a spaghetti factory here in Hollywood and it was, they tore it down and built a high rise and the building that the old spaghetti factory was in Hollywood and it was they tore it down and built a high rise and the building that the Old Spaghetti Factory was in was from like 1940 or whatever. It had some

like cool Ionic columns on there and so there's this Nimbig group here in Hollywood that um just doesn't like any development. It's basically like two or three people, it's basically old people and if there's ever a new, they will tie it up in red tape. So this developer had made promises that they would keep the facade of the old spaghetti factory and then build a higher rise. And what they did instead is they tore down the entire old spaghetti factory and replicated the facade. They built an entire higher rise. moved in this nimby group was like no we want our old spaghetti fat you lied about the old spaghetti factory and they got a judge to basically shut down the building and everyone had to move out and now the building is sitting there vacant this is like oh my

god it's crazy it's like what a waste of resources spaghetti factory it's an East Hollywood the one that was on sunset. Yeah, yeah I've I still see that I mean I know it's not a spaghetti factory But I didn't know that they like re-did the building to look like the spaghetti factory they were the base of it Oh Lord, I mean it just looked like a little Caesar's anyway, not a little I remember what you did Alice, you know, it was like a little it was like a little temple with a spaghetti factory inside of it and It was like a little temple with a spaghetti factory inside of it. And like, so I feel empowered to go on this rant because we're talking about real estate on today's episode.

And I think it's like such a travesty that like a small group can basically hold an entire building hostage. And yes, the developer should have should not have lied. But how about you just find the developer and use that funds to build and roads or something. It just gets me so mad this waste of resources and now there's been a big empty building for five years there not to mention the target that's an East Hollywood you know that target also. Yeah also same going to the same thing. Really were that food for less or whatever was there's a giant target that's that was that they so the target was built there's building a target next to home Depot

Which would have been actually really good for the neighborhood because that neighborhood needs a target And it's also like jobs and resources things that people you know people everyone needs a target You know so targets starts building their target and then they have to halt midway through because it's like It's like like 20 feet taller than it's supposed to be. And this group was like, it's ruining the skyline. I mean, like, it's crazy. That's why LA is like a one story town. You know, it's a very short town because they have those laws about not being able to go too high

except unless you're in certain neighborhoods. And I'm for it because look at New York, you know, New York's laws changed when I lived there. And then it's now just like a big food court. It looks like listen I am all about verticality and especially given that no I really Especially that Los Angeles is going through a housing crisis right now in terms of like you know It's they're not a lot of apartments. They're more people than ever on the streets and and and and it just it was so arbitrary

That right that this basically is like one guy complained about the height of this target. They're buildings that are taller than it all around. And it's blocking my view. It's like view of what? The Home Depot? It's just pure bureaucracy, and it's infuriating to see a half-built target sitting there for seven years. It's not right. Target should be completed. Ben for mayor. I know, seriously. I'm getting all real estate. It really rouse me up. Spaghetti factories, am I right?

Well, you've come to the right place. I think the downfall of the spaghetti factory was that it was all painted in faux finishings on the inside. They're like, look, it's marble. I was like, no no it's not. Don't try to trick me spaghetti factory. I think the downfall of the spaghetti factory was that Dania Melinda went there on real-world Austin on their dates and just solid the brand. Yeah I had meatballs last night. Okay. Tell us. So right we open this with Ryan who people really love right now because he's on Selut Laxerhan, which apparently is a very heartwarming touching show. I only know Ryan from this show, so to me he's just a little Pipsqueak douchebag. Yeah, and I still maintain my theory that he intends to be Mortimer look a lot of like.

Like, you do kind of look alike. If you put him in blonde hair or put her in like a pinstripe suit, they'd be kind of the same person. Just a macro note on this show, everyone wears too much makeup. Yeah. You know, I know that men have, you know, it's not like some like toxic masculinity. Which I know is a problem with me. It's not that. It's just that like I get you have to wear makeup to be on TV, but Frederick looks like he's trying to play a human hand.

I'm like, why do you have that much makeup on you? It's weird. He even puts a face on his eyelashes. Ronnie, I think we answered this question yesterday. It's called Priv-Face. Priv-Face, yeah. Priv-Face. He's got Priv-Face.

They come in, they put that Priv-Yellow right on their face. So also, by the way, this show is oddly facetuned. Like, I feel like every every scene they they put a little filter on but like not a good filter. It's like a very obvious Snapchat prettier face filter and it looks cheap. It's a drag-and-drop final cut filter which we are quite familiar with by the way. And I noticed that mostly on Rebel Wilson because Rebel Wilson's young anyway it's not like she's a mold lady but I noticed that with her I was like is she a fucking angel

right now because that face is just like this tiny little anime face it was like a white and pink circle then like with like a little like little circle that was her lips talking I was like what is happening why did they face her face tune out all of her features? It's like those movies where they use real actors, but they turn them into cartoons with a filter. Yes. Like one of those. Rotoscope, or whatever. This entire show is rotoscoped. So Ryan, who is, I think, Bucking the Prive Face trend, because he's not using yellow, he uses like Marcel Marcello. White. And then he puts like two little dots of red

on his cheeks, like a hooker from a saloon back in the old westerns. You know, like what is happening to this guy? Yeah. His makeup game, he's decided to resist the Prive jaundice, but dead go 1890s chic. It's almost like an Amadea's kind of look. Yes, he's like wig party. He's like looking for his his powdered wig. He would actually look really at home in an Amadea's get up. Okay, so

we open with him going to get a haircut from Frank Frank's like hey Ronnie Oh, the family, huh? And he gets a shave in a haircut He was calling him Ronnie. I was like I've never heard never heard that for Ryan, but I'll take it Frankie This love that New York everyone's like hey If you ever see that guy on the street, it's like, what the fuck you looking at? Yeah, exactly.

I'm doing it. I'm surprised. Ting, there's the tempo. It's back. It's time. The beard was a phase. OK, this is one thing I've always hated about the show.

These guys think their hair and their hair. This is their personality. It makes me crazy on these shows. It's like my beard is the face. I was like, okay, well that season's over. Glad I was caught up. Yeah, exactly. I think they ascribe a little bit too much importance to their facial hair. I'm like, oh, so you got rid of your beard. He's like, surprise. The dimples back. I'm like, I don't see a dimple. Second of all, like, what is the surprise? Oh, you shaved. That's the surprise. Okay. Well, that's fine.

You could have just also just shaved and then just shown up baby-based and then it would have all been implied. But he also does that housewives thing where he's like, I'm rich. His wife calls, because he's married now. I really haven't seen this in like two or three years. Yeah.

So his wife calls and he's like, honey, look, I'm really busy. I'm in the interview chair right now. She's like, I know, but they keep calling from Burgdors. Apparently, you spent $18,000 and he's like, this is my life now. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for you. And they also show my red. Yeah, he's like bench pressing his wife too. I'm like, ugh. You know, I have to say, there is something about $1 million listing L.A. I like it. When I do watch it, I enjoy it.

$1 million listing New York, for some reason, it really bothers me. I think it's because they are so fake. Like, they are so, so fake. I think all of them are fake but the New York guys are just blatantly fake. Yeah, I mean I guess all the shows are fake but the New York guys are just bad actors. Yeah, I mean at least the guys on the other shows know how to read a cue card even San

Francisco is better than this one. Yeah, I actually a gold guy looks like he's reading cue cards through the whole thing. I know Steve Gold he's so hot but through the whole thing. I know Steve gold He's he's so hot, but I didn't realize how sort of like shifty he seems. I mean he's just whatever so So Ryan he shows up at his Brooklyn office. He has this Brooklyn office. He walks in and it's just like a whole bunch of bros It was it was just like douche central. It was like Glen Gary Glen get Glen Glen Gary like douche central. It was like Glen Gary

Glen Glen Glen Gary Glen douche Glen Gary Glen hipster. He's like coffee is for closer guys For closers. Oh, we a B a B Is it a B C or a B S a B ABC always be Calling me right now cuz I'm this is my life now. I only have one second to give to you He's just one of those gentrifying guys in Brooklyn. He's like yeah, it's me. I'm a Brooklyn. I'm cool There's spray paint on the walls in the office. I'm like, oh calm down like guy. Yeah, definitely putting the bro in brokerage So he's doing great. He's huge now guys. He's huge. He's huge

So over in Roxbury, Connecticut. We hear creepy baby music crying and there's Fredrick He's kind of breastfeeding his baby or something and I just wrote thank God's right hand is an allergic Yeah, isn't like poisonous, whatever. Yeah, Frederick drives me nuts. I don't know why people are so entertained by him. He is the worst offender in terms of the bad acting. Like, he clearly plans out his bits. You know, he, and then he doesn't execute them well. It's like, like, when I watched him in Bethany on their show, it was impossible for me to watch because he was so blatantly rehearsed

He's like a bad high school community theater actor, you know Yeah, which makes sense. He's very sure Yeah, someone said he was only in one and I was like well, okay, that makes him a quitter So is that better? I don't think he was only in one. I he like, there was like a moment when he was like in all the porn, I feel like. Yeah, I remember. And there's no longer VHS tapes, so who can prove otherwise? Yeah, but he just drives me nuts. And especially last year when he released that Pride song, oh god.

Oh god, I don't remember that. It was like a cheesy, like, circuit party music music and it was him being like, Because you're free to be you or whatever and he's just like all around New York City doing these high kicks. It was just more to find. Oh, it's said more than you, I said more than you. Good love is love, be quality, high kick. The babies are crying and he's like oh Distress you are different level kind of war. He sounds like my clients, baby. Oh, Jesus

Jesus, you So Frederick has been he's been undead he leave for the past two months, but the pool of New York City real estate, it's pulling me back and every minute that I'm not doing, every minute I'm doing real estate, I'm not doing my babies, but every minute I'm with my babies, I'm not doing real estate. Then we see that he's had, you know, twins with his husband Derek and Derek is like, fast you do and he's like, oh, I'm going back to Berkens. So we see the clip, by the way, I have no Frederick obviously. So we see them going into the hospital

when the babies are born. And Frederick is sitting there with his shirt open, like to cuddle the baby on his skin, I guess, to the baby will feel like a mom even. I mean, I get why you would do it. But God, I hope that is a freshly shaved chest, because you don't want to ruin baby's skin right when it comes out. It's like scrape.

It's just the first exfoliation of the skin of the baby. I guarantee you, Frederick, is the type of person who probably spends like waxed himself every single day in anticipation of that moment. He probably was thinking about that. The baby's lost his eyelashes already. He's like, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Spots. I'll tell you who hadn't shaved his chest. Steve Gold.

Okay, go ahead. Go all over Steve Gold. Go ahead. I would like to thank the Bravo Gods for handing us Steve Gold. I don't remember what the other guy was. He was like that short dude with this like back hair They finally got rid of him and gave us Steve gold last year and you know what? That was one of the kindest things that Bravo could have ever done because Steve gold He's not even my type, but he's just so relentlessly hot

I can't deal and the first thing we see of course is him shirtless kickboxing. I mean he seems like the biggest doo should them all, you know, like, the biggest serial killing Doosh, okay? He has serial killer eyes a serial killer smile and he looks like one of those guys He was a real nerd growing up and so he works out too much to overcompensate Yeah, and just like tries to be cool and he does this like bobblehead thing with the serial killer smile And he also does this thing with his forehead, which is how you know he's dumb because dumb people like raise their eyebrows All the time, just crunch their forehead to look like they're really thinking

about everything they're saying. And I hate, it's like one of my pet peeves and I can't with Steve Gold. I didn't know anything about him. I've only seen him in pictures. So of course, I'm like, oh my God, that guy's hot. And that goes to show you never date based on a picture because you have to see how a person's face moved

to know how rotten they are on the inside. And I'm talking to you, Steve Gold. But on the other hand, he's so hot. He is a thing. I actually don't think that he was a nerd. I think he probably says he was a nerd to make himself seem like cute, but I actually think he has the self-possessed quality of someone who's actually always been hot. He is just one of those people that has just,

it's just worked out. You know, he was popular. He probably played lacrosse. You know, he probably went to Syracuse or something. You know, like a good, like a, like a, like a, or maybe University of Michigan, like a solid, like a solid solid university that wasn't a university Oh, that was just a general while you're describing him. Yeah, like he probably was like well liked He wasn't like a job job, but he was like he played lacrosse, you know probably probably played soccer and Always was like had it was always had an easy time with the women and he just has He just has the composure of self of a self-possessed person who

didn't really have the major insecurities that someone who's a nerd who then became hot still shows he has major insecurities when you need to I'm saying that's not the one of someone who is ugly he doesn't have the the the like the former fatty insecurities or like the or like if you were like ugly like ugly duckling insecurities, you know? Yeah. Okay, I get you. You know, maybe he's definitely got,

he's definitely got the insecurities of the person who starts a real estate show by working out. And he's like so much has changed in a year. For one, I have no hair. I'm like, whoa, huge change. Like this, this cast is super deep. Okay.

Everyone's like, look, my hair changed. I mean, the housewives get new faces. And you don't hear them talking about it for the entire first episode. Well, even though they probably should, I mean, I've got some questions. So the producer's like, did that have ladies like to have longer short?

And he goes, well, the girls like it long. And the ladies like it short. Tink. Oh, douche laugh. Just like it long and ladies like it short. Tink. Ugh. Fish laugh. I was like, oh, Steve. He's like, what do I have tonight? I have work and work and then that meeting, huh?

Oh, that meeting. Ugh. Ugh. Because he's working out. Oh, good. Give me a fucking break. I just want to point out. I've looked up his bio now and he before

fame he was a sailboat racer in his youth and would also enjoy sports of surfing, skiing, and hockey. I should have anticipated skiing for sure. And he graduated Magna Cum Laude with a degree in finance and marketing from NYU's Stern School of Business. You know, it's funny. I almost said NYU when I said Syracuse, I almost added NYU in there. I was so close to really nailing that. And that's that. So yeah, he's just always lived a great life. Okay. Well, then I take back the he's stupid part. I still do not like the scrunched forehead during the whole. I just don't like that. The scrunched forehead could be more of a pretentious note, which I think is totally acceptable. No. And it switches right into that baby face when he wants his way. And he's like, oh, would you be be makes this like little baby face? It's like you're a big giant and hairy baby.

I feel like you're really projecting on to Steve Gold right now. And as as protecting what? Projecting like you're feeling of like that if you went on a date with Steve gold you feel like he would reject you and so you're protecting and I accept that because I do that all the time. No then you're projecting that onto me because I do not care about that is ridiculous. Fine then I'm projecting onto you projecting on to Steve. Yes this is like a projection circle and it needs to stop right now. Let's be projecting onto us. Do you ever wonder what these gold things?

Um, that's such a girl thing to say. Maybe, maybe a challenge. Maybe it'll reject you. No, I don't care. Of course he would reject me. That's not the point. This big deep, okay. Now I think that now would be like a really good time to go to commercial because like Rob is so good at commercials and he could do the like seven-minute glasses.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondria. Uh, so he's like, um, did you notice I'm saying team? Because now I have a team. And blah, blah, blah, nubbers, blah, blah, blah. So he goes into the office and he's like, aren't he meeting? And he's wearing like one of those giant douche scarfs and put John on his hair into the office and he's like, aren't he meeting? And he's wearing like one of those giant douche scarfs and pajamas parents into the office. Huge, like huge reverse atmosphere.

He's just gross and he's like, being a boss is a different role for me. When I took to quite well, I'm like, you are wearing pajamas pants into the office. Yeah, his scarf is really, it's like, it's beyond chunky. It's literally like he is trying to be like in one of those tribes where he put the rings around the next W along gets your neck, it's like a scarf version of that. It is so big, it is so big, it's like it covers up like up to his nose, he looks like a mysterious character who walked around in a big chunky scarf also But that made sense because it was in the fantasy realm, but this is like Manhattan Not quite the same fantasy realm Yeah, my god, Pichama can he's like there's a lot of inventory right now Which is like the buzzword for the entire episode like every two minutes someone's like well There's a lot of inventory right now like shut up about the inventory. We get it

Yeah, I guess why there's a lot of inventory because all you mother fuckers took damn spaghetti factories and turned them into gazillion dollar apartments and slept the same exact marble kitchen top onto everything. And now we're trying to charge like five million dollars more. And people are wise to your shit. Okay. That's why you guys did this to yourself. I don't feel for you. So it's funny because Ryan's team was all a bunch of like 23 year old bros and there was like one or two women. Okay, but the rest were just like bros.

It was like Wolf of Wall Street down there in Brooklyn. And then Steve is just like five and they're just all gorgeous. He truly only surrounds himself with hot people. Like we see it the entire episode. And he even has an agent named Bradley Cooper. Did you see that? Bradley Cooper. He's like take that rebel Wilson. Yeah. He's like my VIP and find my VP of finance Julia Roberts ladies and gentlemen.

I have to know Claudia Schiffer. George Clooney is going to be showing you that studio. I hope that's okay. I've got a lunch. Every time you're walking the office you just hear freedom freedom So next step Freddy is showing superstar to the stars of star celebrity Where the listing yeah, so he's showing her around like we're good friends So I'm gonna showing her around. He's like, we're good friends. This one's gonna show her around so He takes her to a $3.9 million apartment, which seems pretty high, I think I mean

Rebel Wilson is It's famous and she's in movies, but I feel like 3.9 actually. No wait, I'll take it back 3.9 seems about what I would imagine a rebel Wilson star star power celebrity would do 3.9. So, the book, no idea how many works in New York. I mean, I'm so confused about the price. I mean, I wanna throw up. Ramona Wilson, Ramona singer, okay.

She put her Manhattan apartment up for sale. And people on Facebook were posting pictures, okay. And so, you know, you can see it in the price. And she's charging like 3.6, I think. Wow. And all the comments were like, oh my God, that is so cheap, gross. Stop.

Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. So I have no, I have no, nothing to relate any of this to, you know. Yeah. Well, I'm not saying that the price is good for the part. I'm just saying, like, if I were Rebel Wilson, you know, at that level of celebrity, yeah, I think that like a 3.9 million,

it's probably my price range. I guess I'm jumping the gun because later on, she's like, well, I want something more on the 12 to 15 million. I'm like, no, that's a lie. Yeah, so this is pretty cheap, actually. And he's like, listen to the acoustics. Baaah!

And she's like, ah! He's like, ah! And she said on some talk show that she was in a lot of trouble with her Hollywood Hills neighbors because you know it's canyons And she would go sit in the hot tub all night with her husband or boyfriend or whoever and just sing show tunes all night And so it would echo throughout the canyons and people would get mad at her Yeah, and you know it's funny because the problem with this this this is a beautiful part I mean, they're always all beautiful this one was super beautiful and had custom mill work and had this huge Terrace, but the terrace was almost like a courtyard and I'm like, I don't know what sort of Hollywood actress is gonna want to be In a courtyard where literally like it's just like 50 windows can look down at you and people can take pictures or You know two videos and send them to TMZ

So it already was like I was or it was that House Hunters effect. We just know they're never gonna go here anyway. Aside from the fact that's the first apartment on the episode. Yeah, and who did that motorcycle was like I'm out of here. He was rebel Wilson. She's like how do you talk about me on your podcasts? Yeah, and it seemed like that was pretty much her problem with this. She's like, I said I wanted a private outdoor space. He's like, there's only like 47 apartments looking at you. And she's like, that's too much for a public celebrity star. He's like, you are right, you are super star celebrity star right in the middle of the room.

We keep trying, okay. By the way, I know that's terrible. I don't care. It was, it's like, it's like it's no sort of like this Swedish shift Yeah, I mean the other thing by the way of showing what was surprising to me and I see how they eventually resolve it at the end of the episode was that She is a celebrity so I don't think is she really gonna want to announce? How much she's spending on her apartment on TV and on top of that show people where she's actually living

because they give you address of all these places. So the whole thing kind of felt really contrived because we knew that she was just going to ultimately get a spot that we're not going to know any information about, you know. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I know I'm, I mean, yeah. I know, I'm like getting mad about something that like really, like, you know what I'm mad about? The custom mill work.

It looked like Ikea cabinets too. I agree, and for some reason I really hated that they said custom mill work. Because I feel like in New York, it is really hard to get Ikea stuff. Hell, it's hard to get groceries to your house, okay? Yeah, that's not an easy city. So to even get Ikea cabinets, it's hard. It it's a struggle it's like donkeys over a bridge with

you know it's like biblical yeah like heavy shit into your house so i get the struggle but that was some ikea shit yeah i mean if you see a poing in a new york city apartment you know that someone paid like four thousand dollars for it just because just for transport alone i know if you at one point one of them opens somebody's fridge and they're like, oh my god, there's nothing in here. I was like, yeah, who needs like a gigantic garage-sized refrigerator? No one's going to fill that. It's going to take like ten part-time workers to even get those groceries after your apartment. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So speaking of which, we then go to Ryan. I think this is where around where that happens. Ryan is he's heading to Tribeca, which is like where a lot of celebrities live because it's chill and he is riding with his driver and Yuri.

And he goes to an apartment. going to try back up, but maybe it's so who cares. So he meets this woman, Andrea, who is going to be showing off her gigantic, gigantic apartment. That's just like perfection in every way. Yes, and it's $8 million. She bought it for like 2.5. Crazy. Also, I have to point out the drivers on this show because everyone has like a different style driver. And you know, we pay a lot of attention to Bethany's driver who's like her rental dad or whatever. And Ryan's like who's the best in New York City here and he's like Ryan Sornheim. It's like at least Ryan knows he's paying for it. I just had to point that out for something later. Yeah. So she's like okay I'm gonna overtry somebody five million dollars for the support me. You might recognize this marble island I put in

because it's the same one that we're gonna to see in every single apartment. Yeah. Everyone got the same bulletin that they're going to get that, you know, overhang marble enormous, enormous. Yeah, exactly. They were all the same apartment, right? They were pretty much all the same. Almost almost identical. So she's like, well, I love to flip houses, but now I want to sell myself. I just got my real estate license. And he's like, Oh, you want to work with me? She's like, gee, I do not know. I must think about it. And I was like, okay, I feel so, yeah, like, well, just let us sit here for five minutes before we hear you come, come back. Great, great, great suspense.

So then it's like Steve. And now Steve is with his driver, Will, and Will is like hot. And of course he has a hot driver. Yes. He's not even going to pretend. He's like, I'm going to have a hot guy. He doesn't even speak. Like you don't even allow him to speak.

No, definitely not. So, so Steve goes to the Brewster carriage house in Nolita, where he meets up with Manweta, a potential client, and also his ex-girlfriend. Yeah, and I like how they're naming all these new neighborhoods. They're like, it's the new place. This is east of Soho, because it's where rich people really want to feel like, you know, they're in a small town I'm like it's because it's not close to anything and it's right on the water and it's too far from subways Yeah, that's true. We're not probably I mean basically what happens is That someone comes into a neighborhood gentrifies it and it's cool and hip and then all of a sudden bed bed bed body works Comes in and then all those people who gentrified are like, it's too commercial and I guess too expensive.

So then they move the next block over and they gentrified that and the process repeats. So Lolita is now the next new thing. Yeah, they were all downtown, which kind of cracked me up that every place was downtown and there's just tons of inventory that they can't sell. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. So let's see. So yeah, he's talking to Manduela and Manduela, you know, it was crazy because she's made a Papa's on chair out of stuffed sharks. Yeah. Is that we call it a Papa's on chair? Yeah, like one of those big circular chair. I mean, it looked like a Papa's on chair. Yeah, it looked that was honestly a crazy chair. I I had no problems with her apartment. I liked it. I actually liked it quite a bit I liked I liked that it was brown, but that chair made of stuff sharks I felt like that was a misguided

tutorial on eHow.com and It just did not she just cannot come back from it. Yeah, she's basically an Etsy fail and he's like I'm so embarrassed to have to come here. Yeah How does one find all those sharks anyway? There's a lot of sharks. It's like what rich people do when they go into a dollar store for the first time. And they're like, what?

This is a dollar. This is insane. It's a start buying stuff. It's like when I took Leah Black into a rostress for less. She's like, this is amazing. And her Louis Vuitton jewelry. So so basically, Manuel, he's like, this is amazing. And her Louie Vuitton jewelry. So, um, so basically, Manuelah, he's like, well, we had a great relationship, but at a certain point we were going in different directions

and we were fighting and basically she dumped me. She broke my heart. She broke my heart. I was like, oh, okay, now you're playing the victim. I, you're the male model here or former male model. I doubt that she broke your heart. You're like the role of the male model is the broke people's hearts. I just feel like they yell at each other a lot because he has a serial killer smile and he keeps doing that baby face thing to her. He's like booboo. And then she's like oh well the minute you left me I painted my whole

place brown even the ceilings and I put neon lights everywhere. You don't like it do you. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, and she's like, well, now I'm doing a lot of I miss and bad investments as well. That happens in life's a case, Jace. But now I'm doing into your design and he's like, well, I like what you do. She's like, no, you don't like none of anything.

It's like, cause it's terrible. He's right. I'm not really liking him so far, but he's correct. So he goes, so why are you selling? I'm like, did you not hear the part where she just said she lost all her money in investments? Exactly.

She takes it. And she's like, well, because I always wanted a rooftop, I'm like, and you lost all your money. You just said it. Like, what are you trying to hide? Yes. You invested in shark chairs. And the market was not ready for it. Turns turns out no one feels comfortable sitting on a shark, which is crazy

So anyway Yeah, so he's like well remember when you dump me. She's like no, I don't I don't she's like you know Well, you you dump me. She's like I did I did It was both of us it was both of us it's like you guys can't even break up right it doesn't matter they're gonna fuck after this anyway she's probably he's like could you please put something over the me on yeah so she paid 2.6 but she wants 5 million as one does and that you know with any neighborhood I guess yeah and he's like well I

don't know because John legend sold one two floors down for 3.9 and you know John legend You get more good to be a good thing about that I love you Do you get more money for being John legend for your apartment? So weird. He's like the new marble countertop. Yeah, no, John If you can have a John legend in your apartment That's a real value add John Legend came here for breakfast once okay, I'll give you a million more

He's just in the corner sitting on the shark chair crooning away So he's like okay, I'll try four million. Baby face, scrunched forehead, thinking baby face, face smile. And he's like, can you maybe paint the ceiling? Why? He's like, oh, can you try to sell it without painting ceiling why? He's like, OK, fine.

So next, Freddie is walking, and he's doing his normal walk-in fake talk on his cellphone Which is what I do when I don't want to talk to my neighbors. He's like Hello, how the babies! It's you, baby skiskis! When I say hello, the O has a slash in it. Hello, hello Zorro. Hello, hello.

It's a level of slow-tripke. Hello. Oh, I found the apartment. It has a staircase in it and it is not even on the market. Fresh hot. I'm like, okay, see, you ruined it, Fredric. You tried to be funny by making sound like you're a rouse by this apartment and guess what? I'm not a rouse, well, I'm not a rouse and I'm not entertained. How about that?

And he doesn't get a rouse either by the next guy who's totally trying to bait him. I mean, this guy is so smart. He's like, ah, a madam. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He's not too, by the way. A madam. What's up? Mm, you want to look at this apartment? He's a queer. I don't want to waste forever this time because she is a super-stossed celebrity.

So I should have previewed. And then he's like, and then he's like, well, guess what? There's a kitchen island with Mara Belana and Frederick's like, and then he's like, well, guess what? There's a kitchen island with marble on it. And Fred just, oh, do you mind if I kiss the marble? Yeah, I would say I'm a hashtag marble sexual. Oh, just thought of that on the spot right now. At this very moment, I've been aroused by marble since a young age.

Look, look how quirky and funny I am. I will soon be on the soup. And then I started marching for marble. I was like, respect marble for Christ's sake. I know, marble too. So Adam's like, can I take two minutes of your time to talk about the price? We want $19,000,000.

Oh, how did you just look at when so similar for $4 million down the street and then suddenly this one cost more than Disney Land. Come on! Well, this one had a rooftop. It's actually perfect for Manuela. So, the guy is like, well, this is going to be an expensive apartment and I only want to sell it with the best. And I want to be on your team. I'm like, can you at least do your lines a little bit? Just try to do your lines. Just try. Oh, you don't need to on this show.

So I guess that guy's going to be on the show now. And Fredrick's like, hmm, let me think about it. I love Fredrick's negotiation, but it's the funniest, because he just makes like those perfectly straight line lips where he like presses his lips. And he's like, ew! Thinking so deeply about it.

Hmm. Hmm. I think the price should be 16.5 million, which for the record is the record of see what I did there. I said record twice in the same sentence. That itself could be a record record Because let me get this right. I'm here to look at this apartment for superstar celebrity client Rebel Wilson And now I'm supposed to sell it with him Adam hmm

I will say this though. I do enjoy his rebellious spirit get it Ring ring that was my phone, hello! Okay, so then Ryan is showing a place to some dude, and he's like, Ring ring, I've got to take this, bro, sorry. Ah, just so busy, so many, so many. Employees now, sorry, Ring ring, oh, hello, it's me, Ryan again. Employees now sorry at ring ring. Oh hello, it's me round the 60 people across malls the cities who work for me so many

But I've been aggressive firm and I feed off the chaos ring ring. Oh my god. I'm like put it on vibrate How about that? You're you're in a meeting right now and then he goes all the way down to the street level to take the call huh? So then we get the call we know is coming. I was like way to stretch it out guys. Andrea or whoever calls him and she's like I wanted to update you. I went and interviewed with other brokerage houses and if you are still up for working together and he's like and I like to by the way his pitch to her originally was listen you can go to other brokerages, but here's what they're gonna do. They're gonna sell that house,

they're gonna collect their money, then you can chew out and spit you out. And that's not what I'm gonna do with you. I'm like, that's of course what you're gonna do with her. Like you said, like she has no experience, you're gonna get her money and then kick her to the curb. Which we kind of find out from gold later is probably what he will do.

Yeah, exactly, just as for Andrea. So is probably what he will do. Yeah, exactly. Justice for Andrea. So next up he's like, hello, Rebel, we're seeing Superstar, Rebel of the Stars of Celebrities, and she's like, skinny girl, skinny girl, skinny girl, one, one, one, Maga Rita, Maga Rita, skinny jeans. Yeah. She goes, oh, I wasn't sure what Tom you were coming. I'm like, there's a camera crew right there. They were in their office already. So he's like, I'm in well with one of your plus size jackets. So they go to, he goes to show her another apartment and she's like, oh look at those black knobs. Get it. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, by the way, just so you know, the joke about the coat that was for the

office and you're still wearing me coat in the penthouse. So, that's kind of a prototype, can you just hand it over to me now, please, thank you. I know it's just Ray on, but to me it's a lot of hard work, can I have that back? He's like, no! So now they go to the rooftop, and of course course by the way, it's another gorgeous build apartment and so they go to the rooftop and Rebel who had been all excited about it suddenly she's like You know, well, you know, I don't think I really want it. It's like it's three bedrooms three bedrooms too high I think I only need two so I think I actually I don't like this apartment anymore

I'm like no, it's because it's like15 million. And we know you're really in the market for something that's in the two to three million dollar range. But you've cornered yourself in a situation where you've set on camera, you want something more expensive. So here you are, Rebel. Here you are. Yeah. You got to love her though, because she's like,

can we just ditch the camera crew? And I can wear trick pants to the next one. No, I love Rebel, I'll send that back. For the record. She's great. I just am saying like, Ain't nobody want to spend $16 million on an apartment. This is just great. I just am saying like, ain't nobody want to spend $16 million on an apartment. That is insane.

No. That's cool. No. No. Inside. So now we go to Steve. And Steve has been doing, showing so many people, Manuel's apartment, that the buzz has gone around the building. and now he has a meeting with the owner's rep of an apartment that's down the hall. So he goes in and it's basically like Manuela's except it actually has lightning and it's

like sunny. So Steve loves it and he wants to listen to that $5 million. My guess is that the mafiaia is now running marble. That's the only guess I have because this is the exact same marble kitchen again. Yeah, again, the exact same one. So congratulations, Mafia. Everyone's like, what's going to happen in the Mafia now that they've been taken down on Rico charges?

Activation. Marble, the marble industry. Yeah, marble. Marble is the new... Grants trash new Grants trash You know the new trash companies. Yeah, so it's like I have an interesting idea He's like why don't we merge the crazy ladies apartment on the street with brown ceilings into this one and we can make one giant apartment. And the guy is like, at first he's like,

I'm not sure about that. But there's so much new inventory. You can't sell for more than five unless you're a comboed. I don't know why I gave him that accent. So, and he's like, full disclosure, the other owner is next girlfriend of mine. Who cares, who says that at work? Meanwhile, David Gephan's just staring, because worked? Me while David Gephan's just staring,

because the guy looks like David Gephan's just staring at Steve Gold, like hearts in his eyes, like honestly I'll do whatever you say. Combo me with Manuel, she's a crazy bitch. I've been fighting with her for years, I don't care. This is the first time I've even considered ground walls, but I'm in. So let's see, Frederick is in the car.

Frederick Eklend is not the broker that keeps up. When superstar celebrity actor, River Wilson called superstar, broker Frederick Eklend. My good. So basically he's finally got a good... He found her in a apartment, but they would let them in the building to shoot. So he just describes it, you know, as very sexy and looks as lip and slurps. Yeah, he's like, oh, beautiful marble, marble everywhere.

I kissed everything. I came all over the walls. Oh, and the bathroom. Oh my God. I'm like, this year's disgusting right now, disgusting. I see why Bethany and Fredrick totally hit it off and have a show because Bethany is also in that humorous space where she says something like, why is that like, this Bethany looks like a vagina, huh?

A vagina and a Frenchie's probably like, oh yes, and they probably just like crack each other up with like very simple like vulgar jokes. Like at least, yeah, high level and you know, make jokes like, oh well you know, Peter, you know, that's like, that's real comedy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, well, you said you were going to put in this amount. Now I have to put in this amount. No, no, no. He's like, well, I don't want him to be in the handphones. He's like, well, I don't even trust you. I can't even trust you right now because it seems like you just tried to scrim me over and then it became this whole thing.

And he's like, I cannot fudge like this with superstar skinny girl, Morgan, but he's in the Franken no more. Yeah, it's like, this is depressing. Like, it's uncomfortable to watch. So the broker calls up, the Fredericks in the back seat of his car And the broker calls up and it's like okay We want an immediate closing in 60 days and there's also like she can't have the storage unit That's an extra thirty thousand dollars for just no no storage unit you're gonna lose this deal over storage

You know do you want to do that over storage you're not you're gonna look at that Storje and be like rubber with some kind of hat or storage in here, but now I have no rubber with son This is rubber Wilson superstar. Do you want Rebel Wilson or Connie Wilson? Wilson Philips, I can keep going down. Do you want Wilson volleyball? We can do that. Listen, Janice Ball. He's more expensive because he knows Tom Hanks.

So his apartment will be more expensive. How about Wilson Cruz? So the guy, the PA on the other end of the line is like, now listen here, don't play hard ball with Fredrick. He literally says, don't play hard ball Fredrick and he goes, hold on. Blu, blu, blu, blu, blu, blu, blu, blu,blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu- like I've never prayed for an overpass more than at that moment. Oh, so then Ryan, he's like, I've put together a Q&A because it's really important, you know, to get the cast together. So they're on the same TV show and I mean, who else is going to do it? So here we are at a Q&A in some creepy duck tank place. Yeah, exactly. So everyone shows up, you know, Ryan and Frederick and Steve, they're all all happy and Robert Frank from CNBC, guys. He's gonna be the MC and so there's a panel

and they're just giving out advice and really it was just like... Not their advice. Success, we get success. Wait, it's not what, not. Yeah, that's the way the cookie crumbles. Am I right, everyone? I'm going to close this in the window open. So guys, I was like, how much of this cost? Can't have your marble. I needed to, you know what I'm saying? So, um, it's basically like scrolling through Instagram. Yeah, and there was some, whoa, look, an intermittent fasting ad. And there was some crazy guy in the audience wearing some strange furry hat. I was like, you are a misplacer.

So, finally, a lady, like, aka a producers, like, I have a question about teams. Do you like a small team or a big team? And so Steve is like, well, hi, I'm Steve Gold. I'm officially handsome. Let me tell you about this. I like a small team because it feels like a family, especially everyone's almost as attractive as you are. Then you're just like one hot family. And everyone can be like, you look, you guys are the hot family. And we're like, no, we're not a real family. We're just like one of those families. You see in a catalog and looks like they're all

opening Christmas presents together. And you're like, wow, what a hot family is celebrating Christmas together. But actually, it's just models. So we're like that, except not models. We're realtors and almost a family and hot. Unfortunately for Ryan, he doesn't have a family. He just has 80 people working in a sweatshop. Hey Ryan. My people don't leave me like Ryan. Like I believe Ryan's lost quite a few. Am I right? Hey. And then Ryan tries to get him back because he's so shocked. He's like, I can't believe I'd be betrayed on million dollar listing New York. So he's like, uh, well, you know, like a few people wanted at the same time to leave like the exact same time, which was unfortunate and it leaked, you know, which awkward, but you know, it's hard to give my undivided attention

when I have so many employees. And it's very hurtful. I'm like, yeah, that's probably why they left. It's many employees and it's very hurtful. I'm like, yeah, that's probably why they left. It's kind of what it's like. It's like she's like not a good thing. So yeah, and he tells the audience, well, I learned in third grade to do one to others as you would have them do into you,

which is maybe something Steve Gold should learn and then no one laughs. And Steve is like, oh, he, Steve goes, he clearly doesn't know me as he unbunds his shirt and bears his hair at chest. Look at everyone. Look, I'm like a wolf. So, so then afterwards, they're backstage

and Ryan gets all in Steve's face. I'm like, why would you do that? Why would you do that, man? Why'd you mention people leaving my team? And Steve's like, I thought it was a joke. He's like, why, why would you do that? I'm like, shut up, Ryan. All right, like I've only seen this show a few times,

but you were the first to throw people under the bus, and you're the one who is always the shadiest with the exception of that. Do you want others as you would want them to do and to use shade, which was really not very good. So just like calm down. Babel shade. You gotta love some Babel shade.

What's the official shade? Then it's serial killer smile versus serial killer smile. Cause Steve Gold's like, Oh, what did I do? Wait, so mad man. You said, why? You said, which by the way,

circling back, the person who goes, why are you, oh my god, you're so upset right now. Why are you upset? That is hot personality. That's someone who's always been hot. Because when you've always been hot, that's what you always can rely on. When someone who's like not hot because when you've always been hot, that's what you always can rely on. When someone who's not hot steps to you,

you just undercut them by being like, oh my God, you are so upset right now. You need to calm down. Oh my God, you're really upset. That's like popular hot person does that, you know? Yes, and he gets their right face to face. And he's like, look at me, look deep into my eyes while my head is scrunched.

I'm kind of doing baby face, but I was doing hotter than you face, bro. And then Ryan's like, look at me, look deep into my eyes, while my head is scrunched, I'm kind of doing baby face, but I was doing hotter than you face, bro. And then Ryan is like, oh, that wasn't nice, bro, that wasn't nice, get it? And he's like adding your shoulders. I'm like, it's the two gross salesman douche bags, like having a bobble head off. And Steve's like, if I wanted it to her shade,

I'd say they left because you didn't pay them enough. Oh, Steve Goldshade, oh man, if only I had my giant junkie scarf on right now. We're just nailed at home Then Steve is just like yes, nail it and then he's just like hard blinking over on And it's the end the game Steve team Steve gold for sure Sorry Ronnie just the way it is Steve Gold for sure. Sorry Ronnie, just the way it is. There's never an apology to me. You never have to apologize. What you love or who you love to me. Thank you. Thank you so much. Well, that was, you know, there was a million dollar listing New York. We'll be back tomorrow to just talk below deck Med, which is fabulous this season.

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That's yeah, I'm like, I'm going to be like Steve Gold. Oh, wait, there's an ice cream truck. Bye. Bye, everybody. Hey, prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.