Watch What Crappens - Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!

Episode Date: August 26, 2018

This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a special cameo moment from the Queen of Dallas herself, LeeAnne Locken! #blessed See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That bitch is going to be singing a lot of lemonade tonight. You guys, welcome to Watch or Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love to watch. It is so cool knowing Beyoncé is happening right now. And there's all these candles out there like surf for Sir for This place is gorgeous. We both want to move to Atlanta. You show us a

We are Loving loving loving loving Oh my god, I thought I was gonna die of a heart attack the second I got off the plane Because of your fried food. And also, because of the weather, I just thought it's going to be hell. I'm not sweating. Look, have you ever seen me not sweating? I mean, I mean, also air conditioning, so thanks.

Thanks. I know. It's like, this is my first time ever being in Atlanta. And I really didn't know what to expect because everything I know about Atlanta's from reality TV. And it's just been amazing. It's been super cool. We've been getting recognized everywhere,

which makes us feel... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE By each other. Yeah. I'm like, hi, Ben. He's like, oh, my God. You will not believe what just happened by the elevator. I'm like, that was me.

Oh my God. But aside from the fact that this is our very first Atlanta show, which is a big deal because Atlanta is a big deal on Bravo. As we all know, it is also Ronny's birthday. And you know, what better way to celebrate Ronny's birthday than when Real House was Dallas, right? Which we love. And before we get into that, we actually have a birthday message for you Ronnie.

And let's come to the, I actually need, it's going to be on the screens. So you actually have to come to the front of the stage here. Because we can't see the screens from here. And he has to be able to see the birthday message. So can you see any one of the screens? Or can you see the screens? here and he has to be able to see the birthday message. So can you see any one of the screens or can you see the screens? He has no idea what's going on, it's very exciting.

So, all right. All right, Carl, could you play Ronnie's birthday message? Yeah! Yeah! Ronnie, Karam, a very happy birthday. And Ronnie, I just want you to know that if you don't have a happy birthday, it's really going to piss me off. And you don't want to piss me off because you know that my weave is exhausted.

And you know that my panty liner is exhausted. So don't make me pull out my hands. Leanne Lock and everyone, Leanne Lock and Barani. But that's not all, Ronnie Carram. Because one of our listeners actually did something really amazing. The made you major cake. Which we'll be coming out shortly. There it is. Check it out. Look at that. That is amazing.

That's Cortez, everyone. Oh my God. For those who are listening at home, it is a crapens cake. It's crapens blue. It has our logo on the front and there are two teetop bottles on the top. Thank you. Who made that? Yeah, who made that? A ghost.

Javani! Javani! It's a bomb! It's a bomb! Thanks Javani! It's a bomb! It's a bomb! It's a bomb! Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

Thank you guys. Oh, that's not me. Oh, it's not over. So, I mean, I have to give a gift to Ronnie too, you know? So Ronnie, in honor of your birthday, I made you this. It's a t-shirt with Sadie on it from Big Business. But you know, the thing is it wouldn't be Sadie without Rose. Which means that we're not we're not just pod, we're not just work husbands, sisters. Oh my God. I love you. Yeah. So. Oh, I made it nice. Oh my God. Thank you so much.

Whenever tell anyone you saw me cry. When I went to the t-shirt shop, but I went to the t-shirt shop to make this, there was like a guy's, I 20 years old, and he gave them to me, he's like, that's pretty cool, are those friends of yours? Yeah. Yes. Yes, they are. That's funny, because we walked into our hotel,

which is fucking gorgeous. And we said, we're like the twins from big business. Because we walked in there like, wow! We did. This is amazing. Look at all these railings. I'm not gonna lie, I opt my big business references for the past 24 hours to make this good.

Oh, that's good. Pop a little bit more. Thank you. Thank you for layering your conversations. Oh my God, I'm a better. I'm gonna look like a weak mugler when I leave, by the way. I have so much fucking teetos. You guys brought me so much teetos.

Thank you so much. And doing a show on your birthday is total pandering, and I don't give a fuck. I did it anyway. Yeah. Worked out for me. Oh, God. Thank you so much. All right. Let's not feel anything until the suicide scene. Okay. Oh, wait. We got more birthday gifts. Okay. Oh, for Christ. Thank you.

We'll collect those. We'll collect those right now. Right now. There we go. It's on more. There he goes, and more. Cousins, I'm a little bad. Ronnie, you're not done there's more. You're, get to work Ronnie. Here he is, for those listening at home, he's walking. Ronnie learned a few moves at swinging Richards last night. Anyway. Big Richards. Should we get on with Real Housewives?

Swinging butt crack. Also, I would like to thank swinging dicks or swinging Richards for making me believe in Vic again, because that was... I was like, I don't know why I was thinking of giving this up. I mean, this is amazing. Great customer service. We are. We are. We are literally going to dedicate an entire bonus episode to our knight at Sweenr Richard.

So stay tuned, because it's going to be a real colorful. And two of you guys were there. I know. Okay. Sluts. We're telling you. colorful and two of you guys were there. I know. Okay. Sluts. We're telling you. One thing we've learned doing these shows and getting to meet all you guys is that we're all the same. You know, like we're literally all the same people, which is weird.

It's like multiplicity when you see yourself in like slightly better versions and slightly worse versions. Yeah. But you're all Michael Keaton, you know? It's like that. But man, you're Horace, all of you. We saw you last night. We saw you working. All right, so real housemates.

It's best to see everyone. I'm sorry, husbands, but thank you for coming. Real housemates, let's do it. Yes, yes. Okay, so we always joke. We don't know what's coming up when we book these shows. So we're doing whatever comes up, right? So Dallas, we're like, OK, we could do that.

Suicide. OK. It's the suicide episode. DC, the Holocaust. We'll take any fucking depressing shit we can. And the poor Uber driver on the way over was like Because he heard us talking and I was like, oh no, it's gonna be hilarious Yeah, we'll make it work. I mean it was almost suicide

Let's all get over it But the good side the good news is that it was balanced out by plenty of decimmons, which is really all in Power me ma power Mima, right? Yes. So the episode opens up where we left off. You tell me, I'm saving my power Mima. I'm like, no, I'm not saying one fucking thing until her ass is on my TV.

Yeah. So we started off where the last week's episode had left off, which is that Deandra and what's her husband's name, Tim, Jim? Jeremy? Jeremy. Jeremy? Jeremy. Jeremy. This is how we are with hot people.

Don't give them names. Al Gore. He's basically Al Gore. It hurts more when you give him names, OK? Yeah. So they're having their four-year anniversary party, which is like, if I were camera, I'd be like, that's a weird number.

Which I think Shatchy said. It's 28 years in dog years. Four. That's odd. It's like the number of college years. I'm going to get to the bottom of this one. This is also the birth of the pink detective. Yeah. Which has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I know. This is also the birth of the pink detective.

Which has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I know, I love it. Cameron being a detective of stupid things. Yeah. So there was this big party and this lady gets up to give a toast and she's like, guess what? It's a surprise. Leanne and Richard are going to get married tonight

and Leanne and Richard are like, Leanne's excited. She's like flipping the tape like, wooew! It's about to happen in now! Here's to the fun table! Yeah! Bring me a trolley, I'm slamming all that long! By the way, that video of Leanne is so fucking nice and I'm watching it thinking this bitch quotes herself more than me. I love that she's already quoting herself for the season, you know She's making her own memes of herself to send around the internet. God love that woman. Yeah, my panties Oh My fingernails

So it turns out you know like of course the cliffhanger was like, oh my god, are they gonna do a surprise wedding on the spot? But of course, it was just a joke. And I write down on my notes, Rich looks like he just sharded and he goes, I shored it. That's how you know it's true love when you both just sharded together in public. Because that was Leon's real storyline last year, or the first year remember, sharding into a basket. It's like the big drama of the season. You really peepin' a basket? How dare you! I did, I did, I did. I shitin' a basket.

That's why Dallas is a really underrated franchise. I mean, you know, it was built on sharding, you know? Shard Starting in baskets. It's not even like a smart chart, you know, like where there are no cups, where there are no bags. Wasn't it a basket? Who has a basket to chart in anyway? Like a spare basket or a short basket. So thank you for laughing at all my charts, okay? I appreciate that. Starting is gross, but after Real Housewives of New York, we'll talk about shit all day. We'll talk.

Like that open to a certain door, I think, in the American dinner table. We're just like, hmm, how much did you shit today? Hey, other question is Beyoncé talking about shorting right now? I don't think so. No, she's not. But she wouldn't talk about it even here if he had started,

because Beyonce's true like that. I don't think she's good-spout starting. So we're never gonna talk to you about this. It's like an hour and a half show, and this is gonna be the whole thing, it's done. I got my cake, I got my T-dos on that. So Deandra and Jeremy start giving us speech. I thank everyone to come and tell them their love story.

You know, a de-asseting them with the audience, like those like squirrels, like, mm-hmm, I'm a dutter. And Dan was like, you know, within five minutes of meeting Jeremy, I was like, that is the main and I'm going to marry. And you can see Dean, the audience be like, well, I need within four minutes of my husband. Four minutes for me, what about you, you know?

The competing with every single little thing that happens. She's like, well, after about five minutes, we, you know, I need to ask an a marry, and she's like, well, after about five minutes, we, you know, I knew I was gonna marry him. And he's like, yeah, I was fucking her at three. I was like, geez. And then she's like, it is really nice to have a husband that just always wants

to have sex with you. I'm like, no, it's not. And everybody knows it. No, it's not. Let's be honest. I mean, that's ridiculous. Nobody wants that. Okay, get out. Birthdays and Christmas.

I mean, there's... And that's it. Or make it quick and get out of here. You don't want somebody who's like, Oh, Jesus, won't. No! Fucking keep it together, you pervert. What is wrong with you? Get a job.

And drink this life. I never get late after shows it's so weird so weird so weird so then the mom is so much cracking up and Jeremy's like my wife is hot and I'm still horny and he says awesome he goes I'm at, I'm at the woman of my dreams. And he goes, yes, sure did. Too bad she's a lazy slut. Mother. Too bad she's into soft patches. Too bad she got rid of my tube TV. And I love that D thinks that she's winning by walking into an anniversary party saying, but you know I've been engaged 14 times, right? Like she's bragging about it at an actual anniversary party.

I'd be either, she's only been engaged once. So the party looks like it's totally fun. Everyone's having a great time and then we go over to Stephanie and Leanne and Stephanie's like, I don't really drink that much because I get depressed. Like, oh, okay. So let's just get wasted. I mean that's basically what happens. You know, I really, I just, I don't like to drink because I get depressed. It's like like I said, I get like freely depressed. Leanne's like, I struggle from depression too. And when you get older, the balance is worse. Like literally, I try to go tightrope and I thaw off

every time I get so damn depressed. That's why I only say to the corn and not the circus. Well, I keep falling down so much, Rich told me to get help. I almost killed myself once. I was like, you two are just a fucking barrel of laughs over there. Cause they're laughing like, we're finally getting long.

Cause I almost killed myself. Me too. I threw myself off the scramble. What would you say? I said, I threw myself off the scramble. Ha ha ha ha. All of her carny attempted to a science. One time I stood in front of the bear that everybody wanted to win it, just hope somebody tried to hit me in the face with the dorked.

I told you we could make suicide, but see, it's not that hard. We did it, we did it. It's not that hard. One time I pretended I was a cook bottle, so people would throw a ring over my head, they got me, I almost choked you death. I mean, that's a kind of suicide, didn't it? I want to grab down the salt and pepper shakers and let's spin me around, around, around, but I just couldn't fall off. Okay, so, um, yeah, she starts Stephanie's like, I do, because a boy broke up with me and then I lost all my friends

and then I wanted to weigh out. And so Leanne's like, if there's a moment you hurt and you don't know why, shorn the basket. You need to help someone else because it is in charity where you find Liam walking transformable dresses and not being done. Which is really sweet but Liam is a charity broker which means she hooks

up rich people's with charities. I'm assuming for a percentage. So I'm like girl she's just like who else is depressed come over here sit fan have a seat Yes, I'll help you So Leanne and Stephanie start to connect which is nice and everything and then we just sort of see everyone's posing for photos I mean good time at the party and then all of a sudden like her car pulls up and guess who comes out It's brand is she walks up because she wasn't gonna come party,, but she decided to come to party after all. And the music is like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun like the consummate mean girl, she's so fachous. Oh my God, what a surprise. You're late. We're all so surprised.

Dumblands show up late. Smart blond show up all the time. So Stephanie sees her, she's like, ah! She just looks like a slip-and-slide across the floor. It's not a new car, it's an old brandy. Calm down. So this is one of the reasons why I love this show, because Brandy goes,

you know, my biggest issue with the Andrews Just that she's going around town saying I'm a drug addict We really think about that. That's kind of amazing like that's amazing and that's why I love this show. Well, she says But last week my verse she's like she's been telling blogs that I Have an out-of-roll problem. Yeah, I take out-of-all. Like, uh, that's all she's saying to the blocks. I wonder, what are you gonna get mad? It's like getting mad at the, like, every headline in the news. Yeah. Um, so she is really mad. This is my favorite part of this.

Brandy comes in and of course, I don't like her very much. So I'm like, but Dee did everything I just did with her face. This is Dee when Brandy comes in. She's like, It's a ginger miracle. So let me see here. I really want to talk to Deandra's here. And Cameron's like, I have to go.

So the girl, what's funny is so Brandy and D'Andre talking and Brandy is like, I want to celebrate you, but we have to talk about it. And she's like, well, you don't like me. I don't like me at all. I was like, you're my mother, you're getting land. And they're just sitting there. And all the other women are like, oh, we want to jump in so badly.

And they all just sort of like circle. And they just sort of like drift up. And then just like, OK, we're here now. And Danter knows that she's, she knows she did wrong because she's so scared. Like she's so scared of Brandi, which is hilarious, you know. But she says scared. I'll talk. If I can get a shot of Tikiva.

Tikiva, Tikiva, and I get a shot of Tikiva. I'll be ready to Tikiva. Tikiva, and I'll talk. I'll be right. Tikiva, have you talked now? I got a shot of the wrong one. Tikiva is like hoarding a Tikiva. And she's like, don't give it to her. It's all. That's not a big right. Diva, I can talk now, I gotta talk for a while. D is like hoarding a tequila, she's like, don't give it to her, it's getting late already,

just don't give it to her. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. So, Dan just like, well, I'm confused because he said you were coming and then you said you weren't coming and then Naga here, so. Like, charger for the plate. Yes.

Bullily a black and invoice that bitch for the catering at cost, okay? invoice her And meanwhile, I mean Stephanie is wasted which is funny because she was just talking about how getting drunk makes her depressed And now she's just like falling all over the place and the really the takeaway from this is that Brandy is like That's weird. She only gets wasted with me, which is good because now they're gonna fight And I like that. That's good. It's not that I don't like you, it's that your eyelashes are terrifying me,

please don't let your eyes eat me. Please, please, cause Daniel's eyelashes really are like. It's like, oh my God, I just wanna talk to you. I didn't know why, I hope you're okay. I hope you're not mad at me, I hope you're okay on it. It's like Jesus Christ. It's like hide your children. It's finally here.

Yeah. So it all sort of like ends with like nothing, you know, children. It's finally here. Yeah. So it all sort of ends with, like, nothing. You know, they just resolved to talk later. So that's fine, whatever. Well, Leanne called it because she's like, this is going to be a total confrontation. Brandy's going to lay into drunk Deandre, who's going to burst into a million tears.

And that is my line. Because you know that's happening this season, right? Yeah. Because in the season preview, they said Leanne jumping on a couch to beat up Deandra And I'm like, yes, yes, Leanne can all she's like literally raising the stakes in elevation She's like, I'm gonna be somebody up but on top of the couch She just drags around a little step ladder. She's like here we go. Give me glass

So it's the next day Unless was there anything else at the party? Oh, no, yes. Definitely got so wasted that she's like, bam, bam, you know, walking around all wasted. And she's just talked about how she gets drunk and depressed and tried to commit suicide and then gets up on the railing.

I mean, this show, I'm telling you. And it's such a light enjoyable show too. But I'm like, are they really going to do this on this show? Yeah. But she is just riding a lion, so. Yeah. It would have been a total accident. So.

Who would have? Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. It's like a hug. Why are you so mad? Oh, dude. Okay, so the next day.

I also want to mention, by the way, my notes are ridiculous. Nothing happens on this show. I'm like, they cross the street. Yeah. There's a statue of a bull. the next day. I also want to mention that not only are you guys skipping Beyoncé for us, you're also skipping the Atlantic City performance of Hashtag Count as some friends. So another thanks, a delayed thanks for that. Thank you for staying here. I know. BAM!

Aren't we making them regret their choice in that fall ready? No. I just want to fill you guys with lots of regret. We're the only people to make you feel terrible that you came to our show. Yeah. We're like, you suck. Okay. Would you believe it?

Love you. Okay. So the next day Stephanie is hungover. She's with her assistant and her party plan hour comes over because she wants to throw a big party, sort of like a coming out party for Bruin, which is brand-news adopted baby and everything. And so we then get to see the house, she's revamped the house, they put like a $1.7 million

into it, so we get to see the pool is gone, so she can't be thrown into the pool. Although I'm sure Travis will like, pick her up and just like, throws her, he's like, oh, the pool is gone Although I'm sure Travis will like picture up and just like throws her. He's like, oh, the pool's gone, I forgot. She's like, ah, oh. He's like, oh, God, or honey, I'm we're on the balcony.

He's like, no. It's Travis, there's a Trevor, I forget. Travis. Travis. Now, here's the thing, by the way, I've talked about this on the podcast before. He has a hot brother. And, you know, we always talk about it, but now since we're alive, and we actually have visuals, we can actually show pictures has a hot brother. And you know, we always talk about it, but now since we're live and we actually have visuals, we can actually show pictures of a hot brother.

Carl is on top of it. All right, first photo, Carl. Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl's like our sound. Look, look at this. Yes, Ronnie, go look, go look, Ronnie. I mean, that's his brother. It's for real, his brother. Right? Everyone take that in. Now let's do the next one. Guys, that happened. Oh, man.

Yeah. His name is Joey Holman. Yeah, right. I think he might be a half brother. Let's do another one. Let's do another one. Come on, we got to enjoy this while we can Yeah, I love when stupid guys do that like you work out you already look amazing Why do you need to like pose like look? I think he was doing a sponsored post for the watch

No, you're not all right one there's one last photo one last photo So you're welcome home and family you're welcome. I just felt like there was no joke there, we just felt like it was really important to share a hot person with you guys. So Travis, who's basically busted ass Fred Flintstone. He's Danny DeVito to his brothers Arnold Schwarzenegger. Travis is like a mix between a gardenum and Fred Flint stuff. Oh. So Stephanie's like, Travis, I don't know if I told you,

but I found a group on for Brandy to get a baby. So I got a one. No, no, no, no. 95% of people don't even know that she adopted. So we're going to have a party for her. We're going to have a little baby. I hope that's OK. And Travis is such a f for her. You know, maybe one of the guys would be okay. And Travis is such a faker.

What do you think Travis is like behind closed doors? Because I'm kind of terrified of him. All right? He's always like, this sounds good. We're here great. Oh, no, baby. Oh, no.

Really glad we filled in that pool, stamina. You know, he's like a horny little dog that finds like a squishy toy. And it's like, oh, you know, like just hopping it all the time. That's probably because you just give them a little stuffed animal. And you just roll up a newspaper and be like, no! No pool inside house, no!

That was hard. That was hard, sorry. Yeah, so I mean, it's basically, this is like a- Go good though. I got Travis inside of me. I'm like, no, it felt good. It felt good. We had a lot to work out. But I see, it's basically, this is like a- Go good though. I got Travis inside of me. I'm like, no, it felt good. It felt good. We had a lot to work out.

But I see why he's so sad. I mean, look, I would have been sad too if that was my brother. Yeah, seriously. So basically, Stephanie FaceTime's branding is like, who should we invite? And she's like, I really want to invite Leanne, we think we should invite Leanne. So Brandy signs off on it.

So it was like, OK, so they're going to move forward with Liam. Yeah, so as as begins every season of Dallas, like let's give Liam another chance. Like here's a season. She's making a lot of effort. She's making changes. Yeah, she's totally different now guys. Every colony knows it's time for commercial break. They're just ads, but they work quite well. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to, but they work. Wow, wow. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasai. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder-Yah. Uh, so now comes the best part. Oh my God. And just watching how these women even compete with their hullos as they come into the office. Yes. Dandruff. Is it Dandruff and do you see it at the office?

So Dandruff comes in first to the office and she's like, Good morning Esther, Hi, Amelia, hi, Diane. Hi. Hi. Be my office, guys. It's coming to me, me, whatever. And D comes in and D is like, hello, Amelia. How are you today?

You look great. Did you lose weight? Hey, Esther, did you see a meal? Oh, you look wonderful, too. You are fantastic. Did I ever tell? Hey, Esther, did you see a meal? Oh, you look wonderful too. You are a fantastic. Did I ever tell you? I appreciate both of you guys. Thank you so much. You're both wonderful workers. Thank you. She even added somebody that Deander didn't say hi to.

She added a Maddie at the end. I was like, oh, Maddie snaps. Deander's in her office like, fuck your mother, fuck your mother, fuck your mother. So she's like, it's Janjord here yet? Hmm, well, that's a nice change. That's not, you know, just how she implies everything in her voice. So, what about Janjord's outfit? Did everyone notice you had Janjord's outfit? It was like red, flamenco on top, with black pants and like strawberry prints on the bottom.

Did you notice that? Speaking of big business, this is how we come to the office. You look like a blood clot. So she's like, we got through my four year anniversary, okay? But I mean, at the office, we just pretend the other person's dead. We just don't even pay attention to each other at all. So the big news, last year was all about L-22 in snowmology. And this year's all about the green miracle.

The green miracle. Oh, the green miracle. The green miracle. So first, Andrew goes in to meet with Amelia, who is just like over these bitches. Because you know what they do is fight and do like passive aggressive things and steal each other sandwiches from the fridge and like, so Amelia is just like,

like where to start a meeting Amelia? Okay. Why do we both trick the time to say hello to you today? So she's like, well Amelia, we need to talk about green miracle because it needs to be branded, okay? It needs to be re-branded. Green Miracle is the meat and potatoes, well, not meat.

But it is. It's a very important part of this business, okay? And Amelia's like, good luck with that. Am I supposed to write something down here? Thanks for your never-ending happiness. We were never going to have a good one. You're a low earlier, thanks. She's like, you're never going to get that past the mom's stir.

So then Deandra has to go into her mom, go into her mom's office. And you see, just sitting there like typing on whatever. And there's click, click. The buttons are this big. She's like, click, click, click, click. All right. All right.

We need some more paper. And OK, let's just like. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Oh, does anyone have some white out? I have them. Because taking a highlighter, highlighting the screen. Okay, let's just like. Oh, does anyone have some white out? I have them.

You guys taking a highlighter like highlighting the screen. Does anyone have that carbon copy paper? We need to make some copies of this. But I don't know, did you notice that next to D? She's sitting there, you know, her little face. And she has a little sign next to her. Did you see the sign? No.

There was a little sign that said, every time I think of you, I thank my God. And you know she literally has her own God too. She's like, I made my own God. Sharon, you're used God, okay? She's got her own. Until you make your own God, I am not giving you this company. You find your own deity.

So, hi, mom. So, hot sweetie. And trying to pretend everything's up. Hot sweetie. And trying to pretend everything's okay, you know. She has a hunter and packer, you know. And poor dad really does freak out every time she sees her mom. You know what? I'm not sure where I'm gonna sit. So I sit here.

So I sit there. I don't know where I'm gonna sit. Where I'm not gonna sit. And D goes like this. Where am I gonna sit? And D-Goth's like this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. She's like, I am not thinking of you right now, so therefore I am not thinking my God. Oh. So, um, the big news, the Andro has to break the big news to do. And this is very tough, you know, she's like, listen mother, it's time to put green miracle

into a soft pouch. And Andrew's like, he's like, a soft, flipping pouch. What are you up? Well, we're not doing the soft patch right now. We're not doing soft patch. I like when she gets her chicken anger. She starts like,

We are doing big round jar. That's hard to store. Big round jar. Not so much. Hard jar. You have to understand something, Dandran. The people by green miracle are more my customers. And she's like, that's the problem, mom. They're your customers.

You're about five feet from the grave, okay? Right now. This is Gary Dodd last week. How many more customers are we gonna have? DeAndra, right now, is not the right time. When is the wrong time or the right time just switched to a green, the soft green pouch, you know? It's like, oh my God, we can't do the pouch.

It's just not right. America's not ready do the pouch. It's just not right. America's not ready for a pouch. But also, what is Dandra thinking? She's like, I know what we're gonna do to fix his green miracle shortage. Soft pouches, that's what children want. That's what kids want, mother.

And pouches. And then Dandra tries to pure pressure. She's like, well, everyone's in the soft pouch. Now, they're shortening them. Just shortening them basically. Dandra, my customers don't lock soft patches. She literally said that. I was like, what?

Yeah, it's like one of those bravo multiple-choice things, the viewer's choice or whatever. New lock soft patches say no, you're cut off forever. I'll tell you that right now, motherfucker. Have you ever held a soft patch to get injured? Do you know what that feels like in my hands? Of your customer? It's not right. It's soft. It needs to be firm.

No more soft patches here, not doing soft patches. Let me put it this way, Dandry. If this conversation would be in the Bible, it would be titled Revelations. Get the fuck out of here. God created jars, not pouches. On his seventh day, God created a lid you can't get open without lining up the arrows.

So children don't die, Dan. Okay. Let me ask you something. You ever see a soft pouch in the garden of Eden? I don't think so. I don't think so. Hard pouches. So Dan was like, but when I took over the keys to this company

mom, you said that I was going to start making all the decisions for everything. And you were going to still get salary. And it's like half salary. You get my salary. And now I get half salary. And I'm like, this is amazing. How have we not seen this level of this yet?

I was always been hoping for this because one of my favorite musicals in the whole world is Gypsy. Yeah. Now I know everybody doesn't know what that is. So just a quick, quick brief rundown of the plot. This mom, Ben's like, puttin' his feet up. It's about patty the phone, of course. One iteration anyway. Is this mother who is really wanting her kid to be famous.

She's a staged mother from hell. So she tries to make the pretty one famous and makes the other new one learn how to sew costumes for the pretty one. So then, the pretty one gets knocked up. I mean, it's so like where I grew up. It's not at all, but it's like so my childhood. I went to high school with that girl.

She was great. Her name was Kinsalsia, I guess. Yes. Yes. So she gets knocked up and leaves, and the mom gets a daughter, a job-sowing stripper costumes at the bralessque show, and the daughter's like, oh my God, I'm a stripper now. And then becomes Gypsy Rosalie,

one of the most famous strippers ever. So then, the so ends, the finale is Mama Rose, getting up so bitter that the daughter is famous for being a stripper and she's like being kicked out. So that was this whole scene. I was like, this is all I've ever imagined. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Kurt not! I was like, this is all I've ever imagined. ["The End of Her Runway Like." Curtin' Not! This whole time, I was like, yes, bitch.

I just want Deandra at the end of her runway like. -♪ Drunk my house in Soatirio, my mom is gonna show it to you. -♪ Huh. -♪ Green Miracle, Green Miracle. -♪ Mama's got a green miracle, mom, you know. Mama's got a wig, Mama's got a long... Mama's got a wig. Mama's got a key to the company.

World of Hands, Roar! It's really just an excuse to play that over and over again in my hotel room, and dance around singing like the biggest queen that was ever born Like let me tell you something it's Ronnie's birthday if you want to play if he wants to play Gypsy if he wants to play Gypsy he's allowed to play Gypsy This is how it ends, okay, so just when patty the phone is singing me just think of D. Everything coming as close as this time for me. D. D. For me.

D. For me. For me. The Paddy the Pony. For me. For me. The Pony. The Pony. Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!

Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Got a light change. Patty LePone can even overact Mama Rose. I mean, she's an amazing creature. Okay, carry on. Carry on.

So, Dee, anyway, she's still ranting though, by the way. Now that she's finished her Gypsy Rose moment, she's like, she's like, listen. Oh, thank you everyone for shushing, that was so nice. She's like, oh, Dee, Andrew, you must understand one thing. I've worked hard and I'm going to do what I feel like is in my heart is the right thing to do. And I love that like an issue about a soft patch is what's in my heart is the right thing to do. And I love that

like an issue about a soft pouches what's in her heart at the moment, you know. She's like, when you have worked for 22 years and you know, and you know that something's going to be a mistake, and you know it's going to be a mistake. I mean, as is on my forehead, it does stands for sim is not for stupid stupid. Stupid. Stupid. She probably does have an S on her forehead, by the way. I believe that.

We can't see it under the power of Mimal Bangs. But I'll bet you anything. She's got a little S right here. Like, that is me, D Simmons. It's the only way you can open the doors really in that office, like you have to scan it. That's the answer. That's the answer.

Shut up, Deandra. So then Deandra's trying not to take it, right? Yeah. So these like, now look, deandra, sometimes being an only child is difficult, okay? And I get that. And oftentimes, mothers and daughters are jealous of each other, particularly if they're good looking.

Now, you are a beautiful woman. And I'm a slob at 77, that's for sure. Mm-hmm. And she's like, danders face, okay. Her eyelashes are like a half-masked. I like this. She's like looking at her roughly red dress. Yeah.

She's just like, you're like, what? And she's like, I'm not jealous of you Yeah. She is just looking at her like, what? And she's like, I'm not jealous of you. I've never been jealous of you, mother. And she's like, well, let's just say, we're both very popular. I'm 14. By the way, Deandra, that's one. By the way, that's not how you win the keys back to the company.

When the boss says, I know your jail is going to make a mistake, because I'm pretty you say, you know what, you are so beautiful. You're absolutely right. If you say, no, you're not pretty, I'm not jealous of you, you're never getting those keys. I'm sorry, you're not coming to you. Yeah, just say, I'm jealous of you, mother, I've always resented you. Now please, I mean, be the dog that you always wanted me to be. You'll get the fucking keys. Why is it so hard? You don't think so? I do. You manipulate. Well then, at least try, okay, to make an effort.

And then she's like, uh, D'Angers, I mean, who's Joseph Hue? You know, I'm 28 years younger than you. My skin is flawless. I'm happily married. My face moves when I have an expression. I have two knees. I have hardwood floors, I have two doors in my house, two doors. My house wouldn't want to fuck me all the time. We fucked out for three minutes. I can hold in my shards.

She is. So like, mother, we cannot just go a month without talking to each other. That is just ridiculous. She goes, well, when I was on the phone with you and you were screaming and yelling at me and ranting and raping. She was like, mother, I was not screaming and yelling. That is bullshit.

She's like, well, screaming and yelling. There it is. Trust me, there it is. Let's see. Right now, that's what I call verbal abuse. Elder abuse. I'm not that I'm old. That's so then.

Deandra's response to being accused of verbal abuse is to say, well you are full of shit. That's filled with bullshit, you know it. I'm like, hmm. And then he goes, well I don't curse. I don't curse. I believe in Jesus and I don't. I curse.

And then she just sort of sits back and she puts her hand up like this, she goes, I'm not talking to you anymore today. Oh yeah, she does a finger thing. She does a finger thing. Like people pretend that they're thinking, but it really looks like they're rolling up a bugger to flick. Yeah. It's like salt, bay, salt, bay.

She's like, mm-hmm. Amelia, will you escort this thing out of your please? Thank you. So good. You've been so mean to me. She's a mother. I've just been calling to talk to you about office supplies. She's like, well, you asked for the white out.

You're trying to get me out of here. It's like, no, mother, literally, the aesthetic efforts paper. Sorry, but you can't waste a white out joke. I mean, how often do they come up? Yeah. You've been really waiting for a moment to have a white out. So basically, D'Andra's like,

I'm gonna take my heart not good morning company away from you and get different invasor, whatever. And he is like, well, you can sit on the street if you want to because I don't give a rap. If you do, it's like, oh, gee. She is really. I don't give a rap. And she's like, mom, oh, it always controlling me with her money.

She controls my trust. She controls my savings account. She controls my house. She controls my business because my business is under her business. Get a job. Drive Uber. Drive Uber. Okay.

First of all, you get a job. And second of all, someone please manipulate me. Because that is a kind of manipulation I would be fine with. Like, yes, mother, okay. Learn from Whitney. Yes, mother, yes, mother. Yes, mother.

Yes, mother. Houston, I meant. So. No. I'm kidding. If you watch that documentary, you say no. Oh, no. I'm kidding. If you watch that documentary, you say no. Oh yeah, I didn't want to. I don't want to see that documentary, by the way.

I just want to bring it down for a second. Like, remember, amazing people who died. Okay, so then another scene that's very Texas, which I've left, Stephanie's parents come over. And the mom is one of those, he's very religious, but she's also very negative. And I really love that amount of hurt. Like, well, if I just keep praying, it'll all change. It's like, because Stephanie's like, oh, come on, I'm going to drive.

I mean, was the drive okay, but was the drive okay? Because you know, look, they are you okay? You okay, mommy, you okay? And the mom's like, I mean, was to drive okay, but I was to drive okay because you know look very are you okay? You okay mommy? Okay, the mom's like well, it was raining so It just rained and rain. She's like oh Rain hall I got hit with three Cooper Trooper shells. That wasn't cool Her mom's in Mario Kart for some reason Well rain by road was hell So Stephanie's like well, I remember being a child and paying over the house, so let's just do that.

I'm like, is this supposed to, it's like her hobby, so she's getting her mind off rain. She's like, let's pray. So they go around. She's like, let's make sure it's a godly house. And the mom goes, when you invite the Lord in, he'll come in. And I was like, you know, this kind of like me. Really? Just tell me to come in and that you have some food and some water.

Like I'm in. I guess work for Tito's. I'm not very religious, but I love Jesus. Like, he really had a good way of looking at life. Make sure everyone has wine at the party and serve fish because you know everybody's not eating carbs. And it's really helpful to serve fish if you're usually a vegan, but sometimes a pescatarian. By the way, how crazy was that reunion, right? I mean, how come you like...

Like... Jumani! Jumani! Jumani! Jumani! Um, there was actually a moment in the real housewives of New York reunion that was Jai Mani! Jai Mani! There was actually a moment in the real housewives of New York reunion that was just so good when Ramona was telling Bethany, you don't even have any friends! I have 30 friends! I can call any time day!

30 friends! 30 friends I can call every day! For your friends! You imagine being on Ramona's group text. It's like... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Selena, Amy, Fischer, Liza, Gloria, Cheetah, Bian, Avery, oh, ask Avery, tell her, her best friend is looking for her father. Sorry, sorry, don't know what Mario is, okay? And you know, Mary and Beanstalk is always the asshole

on that group text. He's like, Who's number is this? Like, I'm sorry, who is this again? Who is this? It's like 30 more text being like it's her bitch. Look at Mariam. Yeah, Mariam Beanstalk still thinks LL means for lots of love. You're like, oh, Mariam, get with it. Mariam ruins another group text.

Well, it's better than Joltein Dean Poston Smith who says get off my phone. So they're going to pray over this house because Stephanie knows that she's like a lot of people like both say to your house, but you know, I don't really believe in that because I have a God thing house. So instead, you know, yeah, hashtag, it's about the Jesus or whatever that is. I was like, is that a hashtag, I kind of like that. So the parents pray. Now I come from a very religious family and my parents do this shit, like literally anywhere. If they were here right now and ordered dinner, they'd be like, all right, let's pray. And then we all hold hands and we pray.

And then my parents start speaking in their own kind of tongues. Like my mom, it's not loud like, hello, hold on, you know, it's not like that. My mom does like whisper tongues and my meme, I've told this before, but my meme also does tongues, but they speak different tongues, which has always cracked me up. I'm like, this is not a language. Because my mom's the...

She was talking about the twin richards. Yeah, my mom's tongue. Which way to boss? My mom, my memeima's tongue says, Takatika, Takatika, like if I had to write it down, that's a sound. Takatika, Takatika. It's basically the birds and the tiki ride.

It just newer. Maybe that's where she got filled with it. I don't know, because you know you get filled with it. And then my mom's tongue is, it's the weirdest competition when we all pray together. And then my mom's tongue is psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss They get in a prayer circle and then the parents start competing with each other over prayers which It's amazing. I love it. So they start praying at the same. It's like Bethany. It's like if Bethany was praying like I was doing Bethany It's like literally seriously like what how Jesus Christ Like Jesus Christ What are we at?

What's going on? What are we talking about? God needs break. Amen. So the parents are like that, but they're like real texasia about it. So they're like, Jesus Christ. What's the matter? What's going on?

What's going on? What's happening? Like seriously, literally, what do I gotta do, Randy? I wanna get to my house. If someone asks me, I'm gonna stop raining for a fuss again. I'm gonna be this mad at regranting. I'm gonna cry on the floor. I'm gonna be the damn bug without instructions. I can't even. Please don't ever ask me to do that.

I have a new apartment. Literally. Literally. What do you want? Do you want a Literary for the nutcracker? Here's here's hoping that my walls You made me got the nutcracker thank you and your name we pray I got the nutcracker too Hey man It's like prayer fight, prayer fight. Go.

I love this family. Talking Bethany Sloley is so much more relaxing. I know, isn't it? I was like, oh. You guys, Adderall has really saved so many lives. Like, if you look at it, it's really saved us a lot of time. Yeah. Okay, so Stephanie's mom is in bed with her,

and this is like the super fun scene that we've all been waiting for. So Stephanie's like mom so you know like I'm really glad we have that per circle and you totally be dad. It's amazing like your prayer was so much better than dad. I was like so impressed with you like seriously. Don't tell them don't want to be mad. Don't want to hurt his. Okay. So I got got to move about party I sent an ex to the end and the mom's like oh Lord Here comes the Lord again. I felt it's not providing me in, you know if I'm gonna have to come in every time you call for me You're making the Lord sound like beetle juice Second Michael Keaton reference of the night also

Yeah, I mean similar similar theory, but way hotter, okay? so Yeah, I mean similar similar theory, but way hotter, okay? so I'm gonna let Ronnie do the suicide part Do you see what I'm do see how I'm doing it? I'm like yeah, I mean there's nothing to say. It's like a very sad scene It is really She talks about like a you know, or so. Yeah, she's like but Leanne tried to commit suicide five times Which I'm like of course Leanne's like, but Leanne tried to commit suicide five times, which I'm like, of course, Leanne's like competitive and then The mom's like, well sometimes people have a rough life and no one gives them a chance to just you know

Get past it so then they start hurting people more and I just don't understand why we can't live in a world where your father could shut The fuck up for two seconds while I say a prayer So then we go and see America's sweethearts, Kerry, Kerry and Mark. You know, Mark is a real fucking psychopath. Yes. And I am loving watching him try to fix his reputation with flannel.

Yeah, I was like, what happened to his fashion sense? I mean, it's so funny. Oh, so, I mean, how men think, you know? It's like, look, I'm softer. I'm literally wearing a soft shirt right now. Never heard of this material before, but it is making me extremely uncomfortable. I blame my idiot devil child, Zuri.

Did I just say that out? He's like, that of the year now, you know? I just like that in his effort to dispel gay rumors, they retreat to Palm Springs. I was like, uh, the parents do. They live in the house. So, Carrie and, yeah, they're basically in Carrie's parents' house, which is in Palm Springs,

because their main house is being renovated. And they're basically doing nothing interesting. They're like eating dinner, which is what they do a lot on this show. It's like, well, I got to make dinner for Mark or Mark's cooking something, whatever. And they're like, I don't know where anything is in this kitchen. Where's the spoon? It's like great story, Ark. So, Care, and you know, he's also kind of scary, because Care does does have like a way of acting around him where she's like, well, first of all

She's like our house is being renovated because Well, it started with my closet And then it moved on to his plot which of course you need me as to compete and then it moved to this It's always about her fucking closet with Carrie and I'm like, do you not hear of yourself? Everything go here. it's about your climate. So out of your closet, please. So Carrie's saying she's like, my mom, she never likes anything single thing out of place.

Like everything has to be exactly the way it is. You put one thing out of place, like when I was a child, she just yell at you, yell at you. She's like, and I don't want to be like that. I'm like, do you realize who you married? You married your mom. You married your mom. You married your mom. You married your mom.

And she's like, oh my god, I'm really afraid that Zuri's going to break something because Mark hates that. And it'll probably be me, because I'm the clets of the family. It makes me uncomfortable watching them. And then Mark is like, oh, if she does forgive something, will forgive her. Zurbe, love your Zurbe. I'm like, who are you?

No one is buying this serial killer. Cut the shit. And then he makes her pasta. And he's like, do you want some pasta, Zerby? You want some pizza, Zerby? And Carrie goes, say thank you to daddy. And she goes, thank you, Mark. Thank you.

You just made her sound like Audrey from the workshop of ours. Thank you, that's the mist the little shop of horrors. Thank you, dad. Thank you, Mr. Moschnik for the pasta. I'm sorry, dad. I'm sorry, dad. I'm sorry, dad. I'm sorry. Jeez.

It's not enough to hold a watch. It's not enough to hold a watch. Like, the suicide part was, like, not as sad as this one. Really? I was like, this one is, like, actively sad. That was in the past. This is happening now. I will say he made a perfect steak. It looked delicious. It was, like, perfectly cooked. I was like, Mark one is like actively sad. That was in the past. This is happening now. I will say he made a perfect steak.

It looked delicious. It was like perfectly cooked. I was like, Mark. Perfectly bloody sick fuck. Yeah. OK. So she's like, you know, my dad was a jerk. I don't want to be anal-retentive.

And he's like, well, as long as you're anal-attentive. So then, it's his birthday. I thought that was cute. Oh, but you're fine with sharding. You're a sick group of people. I can't believe all this was happening in my birthday. It's my birthday! So anyway, do you know how many memes people have posted of Stasi with a hole in her head today? Bless you. Okay, so Leanne at the store with Junete the stylist. Yeah, Gianne, poor Leanne. She's She's wearing like blue boots with mods on them. Did you notice that? She's wearing blue boots with mods on them. Did you notice that?

Blue boots. She's wearing blue boots and they're like little white mods or something on them. I mean, some mammoth man sweater thing. It's like, branches and lines. Yeah, yeti, like a yeti. Yeah. Yeti, like a yeti, you know?

She's wearing a yeti. She's like, it's a yeti cooler. You can also wear this dress. Or it looks like an entirely different yeti. Well, beer's in it. It's a Yeti, Kuzi. So then we meet Jeanette, which is Leanne's stylist. And Jeanette is wearing a white blazer

with an underwater scene on it. There were fish in seaweed. Yeah. Because she's wacky. She's a stylist. They can never just wear a fucking sweater. They're like, I'm a stylist! So she's dressed crazy and she walks up to one of the mannequins and she's like, this

mannequin's hot and grabs a boob. And Leanne's like, please don't feel of the model. And she goes, that's my job, Leanne. And the lady comes, the lady on the store comes out and she goes, well, actually I got a model to show you these dresses so you can see them walking around live. And I'm like, this is terrifying. This whole show is scary to me. They're like, where is someone tied to NetTams

behind her back, please? I'm surprised Leanne didn't punch a head off of one of those mannequins. I'm just going to get out. Memories. What did you say to me? What you looking at? It's not. So basically, um, so basically,

Leanne's out of nowhere, so she's like, I've always liked fashion. Which is like a classic housewife trope. Like, suddenly you love fashion, and she's like, so I wanted to make a dress. But it's not just... I've always had it in the back of my mind, and I just was looking for a way to facilitate it.

Come on out, Audi, I'm facilitating you. She has this new way of speaking that I'm really like kind of like, I like trying to follow what she's trying to say. Like, what does that mean? I'm trying to facilitate it. So Lisa, they bring out the model and she's like, that dress is amazing.

That is fucking fantastic, yes. It's like a model like a standard black cocktail dress. She's like, oh my god. I'll tell you what, this is a mimicry. This is real. This is a real thing. Someone give me a trolley.

So first, it's like, my dream is to get my clothes onto a home shopping network. KVC. That's where people are looking for new things. I would even do shop NBC, but, you know, third choice. So then they're like, unlike dealers, where people are just looking for old things, you know.

So then they go and they're like, well, guess what? And they like, the lady like, fiddles with a model, and then all of a sudden there's like this like ruffle, like right here. She's like, oh my Godiddles with a model. And then all of a sudden there's like this like ruffle, like right here. She's like, oh my god. It's a new dress. It's a brand new dress.

It's a completely different. There's a different people. Is that the same mom? Shut up you. I can't tell. What happened to the first model? She completely disappeared. And here's a new model.

Then she's like, hey, snaps come in different colors. What sort of world is this? Yeah, then she's like, oh my god, now it's a completely different look. He's completely completely different. That girl could be going to a picnic or a ball or a picnic ball. Who knows? There's a fish tail. What is happening? New look. Oh, delicious. Thank you.

Oh my god. Oh my god. It's totally different. Look. This is number four, and this screen's like, ding, four. Four and look, it's the fourth look. She's like, I want a woman to be able to wear this 164. Wait, the model is like, oh my god. They're like, oh my god, holy mother, holy man. It's happening.

Wait, wait, wait. We gotta do this. Look, look number 12. Oh, my... Oh! It's all happening. Look, wait, look, can we do it? Oh, my God, it's a new look, it's a new look, it's a new look, it's a different look.

We call this look number. Oh my God. You're fired. You're fired. What sort of fucking dress was that? I want 164 looks, not 163. I have never heard a crazy idea like this. I like it. I think it's smart, I guess.

But I bought so many kits of things that I know it have paid in the Ossas is, OK? I bought one of those fancy vacuums, the ball. Cause you know, I like wanted to feel privileged. Was it an ergo rapido? That's what I have. No, it's called a Dyson ball. Thank you.

Which is why I think I've used two times. You designed a Dyson ball. Okay, fine. The. Thanks thanks Giovanni. I mean, how I mean, the point is that thing comes with a lot of fucking attachments. And I got so confused when I saw it that I was like, I do not even want to back you.

I'm never going to back you again because I'm so fucking confused about how to do it now. Love the dress though. Love the dress though. Love the dress. It's the dress that never ends. It's an infinity dress. You can swim in it.

And you think you're at the edge, but there is no edge. Because there's a cape. No matter what pull you wear this dress in, you'll think it's looking over a cliff. And then, just to add a personal touch, she's like, I am the dress and the collections you add to it. Are the lessons you learn. Here comes the lesson about being a colony.

There we go. A colony looks good on you. Here's one about Trolley's there, Trolley. Yeah, this is what I learned about not hitting Trolley. So I've got a nice soft glove on my hand. Here comes PTSD. Shitting in baskets. Oh, here's how to wear blush.

Oh my god. So she's like, my ultimate goal, oh yeah, that's QVC. We already talked about that. So she's like, oh, then so, yeah, that's QVC. We already talked about that So she's like, oh, then so we get another meme. I need there is something Oh my god, he just drops look number 12 Oh, you're hurting my lesson. I don't even need this Oh, not till so too, ladies. As the dress becomes something for everyone. So we get a good...

Yeah, we get another good meme. She's like, If I can transform myself, I can transform the world. It's like starving children all over the world we have just been saved by a ruffle addition to a snap on dress Transformer dress for then meets the eye Then what everybody wants to hear when they're trying to be entertained It's another baby on braver. Could you maybe cut until that's over, okay? Congratulations on your fucking baby.

Keep it in your house until it learns not to barf in public. Yeah, we get it. Baby's cry. we get it. You guys, I act like such a bitch, but you people breed here. I mean, everyone has a baby here. Like, you don't see baby as much where we live. I have wanted a baby. Like, I want to, I went to a strip club last night

and came out wanting a baby. I don't know how it worked. I'm surprised you didn't come out pregnant. I mean, that place really. It's not a baby. There's a baby over there. That looked like a real baby. And we had not a baby. There's a baby over there that looked like a real baby And we had a real baby. It's it's a fake baby. I hope not because you're shaking the hell out of that thing

Like me my baby Sid we also have to thank everyone everyone who has a baby at home who came because I know one of you guys has a sick baby And you're like fuck it. I'm coming to the show Yeah, but I like totally I'm being mean to babies but all day I'm like to the show. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but I like totally, I'm being mean to babies, but all day I'm like, look at that one. It's got planned on. He's like. So Brandy is getting ready for the big party. Her kids are like screaming and everything as usual.

And she has a rabbit that's like biting on a bell. Yeah. Which I like. So he's like, now there's a baby. That baby looks real. It really does. It's really creepy. It's a creepy baby. It's like that's terrifying.

That baby is here. Oh, it's ruined. Oh, it's ruined. Yeah, it's ruined. Yeah. It's the best part of ruin, the quiet part, okay? Can we send this baby to ruin so maybe he'll start imitating it? Just kidding, getting that in a baby.

Yeah, a fake baby. Okay guys, so Brandy's like, match make, match make, make, make, make me on an adoption. How's the mic gonna get a baby? Ronnie is just back in the shuttle. Oh, fuck, fuck, da da. gonna get a baby. Ronnie is just back in the shuttle. Oh, okay. It's just the little Ronnie I can read. Yes. You've literally carried me through

so many episodes. You could actually make that work. No, I definitely do not. Ronnie, you are the star. You are the star. You guys, it is my birthday every fucking day. All right, let's remember this. That was like a hand wipe. I just stood on your hat. Yeah. So Brandy is like, she's like, now I have three kids, a dog, a rabbit, a microwave. And Brian. Then we see Brian and he's still surly as ever.

He's like, oh man, what's going on? She's busy. She's trying to get ready for this big party for the new baby that was bought for them. And then he's like, is that bad? What? Look, I... Woo! Listen, sell yo baby. I Look, I... Whoo!

Listen, sell yo baby. I mean, I believe in capitalism and a strong economy. There I said it, okay? Uh, so she's trying to get ready. She's doing a bunch of things, because being a mother is fucking hard, okay, by the way, for all the mothers who feel distra right now.

I know a lot. I'm friends with a lot of you, and that's why I'm expressing the bitterness that you can't, okay? It's fucking hard being a mother. So she is... So she's running around doing everything and Brian's like... She has a poopy diaper. Throw her on the bed. You do it. Yeah, you do it. You put on a pair of khaki pants and a t-shirt you son of a bitch. You changed the diaper.

Yeah. So, I see you look. I'm going crazy over babies right now. No, it's fine. It happens. There's a baby on stage. Oh, the baby went away. Someone stole the baby.

Give me the fucking baby now. Oh. It's reading that like blanket. My baby like that. Oh my god, I figured it out. Ronnie got a surrogate. Oh. You learned me.

There we go again. Bye bye. How could I forget you? Somewhere Megan King Edmonds is so mad that you're steering her storyline. I will never treat you like I treated that t-shirt my little baby. Oh, camera.

Batch. Batch. Right, crying, Batch. I am so fucking freaked out by this little baby up here. I'm kidding. Daddy was terrifying. You guys, my life is changing right now. Okay, you're here.

Okay, so she's like Brandy also says things that don't make sense she goes it's staring at him with admiration. That's why it's so scary It no it is looking at me like a normal person where it doesn't look me in the eye because it's terrified it looks at me like right here Okay, so, we're having a good time. I get up at seven and I curl my hair and I put on my makeup just so I could be ready at seven. Who does that mean? Yeah, it's like great story.

Seven PM. Great story, you're massively disorganized. So then we go to Steps Hat. Oh, that's supposed to be something else you wanted to say about. Do you really want me to continue? This baby scene is gonna ruin my life. It's your birthday, you can do what you want. No, that's how, oh, that's supposed to be something else you wanted to say about. Do you really want me to continue? This baby scene is gonna ruin my life. It's your birthday, you can do what you want. No, that's however, it ended.

So we go to Steph's house, she's sitting at the party, there's all this blue stuff around, like brewing stuff, and she's like, Steph's party, like my party's, they're known for the three halves. Food, floral, and flan, fun, farts, fidgets, penis,

me and Brandy like making fortune hooks, fupas, we've always been such close. So Brandy arrives, and there's like, me and me, everyone's crying, you know, it's the usual thing, let's say a baby crying baby is stuff. So brandy, they put brandy upstairs. And she goes, when Brandy comes in, Stephanie's like,

Travis, do I tell you, a brandy had a baby? It's like, yeah, I paid for the baby. Like, I know she has a baby. Like, it came out of my money, okay. Venmo can prove it. Baby's on fire. The way that Travis looks at the baby, he's like, hi baby. So the way that Travis looks at the baby he's like, uh, hi, baby.

He's like, I filled in that pool for this bullshit. Yeah, he's terrifying. So Brandi goes upstairs. She's gonna be in the room because it's gonna be a big surprise. I feel like because no one knows the party's called like bubbles and brew and everyone's like, you know, what's brew supposed to mean? And everyone's just be a big reveal like guess what Brandi has a little baby boy now, you know? So she can be up there waiting for the well, you know, what's Bruce supposed to mean? And everyone's just being a big reveal. Like, guess what? Brandy has a little baby boy now, you know? So she can be up there waiting for the moment, you know? So in the meantime, yeah, get that baby started young on that Tudos. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys, I'm literally turning into a mama. He's, he's actually emotionally connecting right now. So happy right now. I'm sorry for people listening. You have to hold it up to right here so we can connect with you. Oh, you can tell me how to hold a baby, really. You have to connect with your inanimate object. I know my baby.

Sorry, baby. I hope you're enjoying cradling the inanimate object. Oh, God, it's arm moved. I don't know my baby, then how do I know the burrito? He's wrapping it up. He's swaddling the baby in the bedmiddler shirt. I'm gonna add a ruffle to it and it's ready for fucking prom. We have, this is real life, real time swaddling. He really is doing it, by the way.

This is, we're reenacting to Bruins. Yeah, he's really doing it. Okay. Now he's doing CPR on the baby. Okay, you have a nice sleep. No, no, no, I'm scared. My baby is sleeping. It's eyes don't close. Yeah, it, no, I'm scared. My baby is sleeping. It's eyes don't close.

Yeah, it's eye-sharp. It's creepy. So, okay, okay, I'm so sorry, guys. So, people are showing up for this party. And Cameron, of course, I'm like, where is Cameron in this episode? We're doing a live show. We need to have Cameron.

Luckily, she comes in strong at the end of the episode. So, she shows up and she gets her champagne. She's like, thank you. Oh, we love this champagne. It's like when we went to Cabo San Lucas. And we had all those burritos. And we just came back. We're like, we want more burritos.

That's Spanish. That's Spanish for champagne. And then she's like, so she gets her champagne, and then she's like standing around with a chorus. And she's like, in Texas, you usually want to greet your guests when they come in and enter your party. It's just like a southern thing. No offense. Like I love this one so much.

No offense. I love her so much. No offense. Just saying love this one so much. No offense. I love her so much. No offense. Just saying he's bitchy as this. She got this. She made the perfect Cameron entrance, too. Because she got there early. First of all, Cameron's the one to get there early,

so she can judge you for not having everything ready when she's early. Like she's that person. So she gets there early. She's the first one there. And she's standing at the door and she's like Do we knock? Do we knock? Do we ring the bell? Do we just go in? It didn't stand on the invitation, which is not very Texas Eve

I guess we'll let ourselves in okay. It's like ah You nightmare of a woman. I love you. Please never leave this show. She's hilarious. Dumb blondes, ringed doorbells, smart blondes, ring everything. So upstairs, Randy's like, so everyone's coming, evenly and she's like, no, look, I know that, you know, last time, I was in my house that she, you know, worked costume calling me an evil bitch.

You know, I get it, but we had a lot of fun the other day. She saved me from jumping over the railing. Like, it was really nice. So like, we're friends now. So Brandi is being mean, even when people are coming to wish her well, which is not good. It's not very nice. So she's like, I'm gonna really make an effort with Liam.

Barth. Yeah, great one. Good one. So then Cameron downstairs is with her husband, Kurt, and they are just like standing around and she's like, do do do do do do mic going through town She's a pink bike with little pink tassels Yeah Funnig with that Mmm hmm

Mmm hmm The pink detective ladies and gentlemen take it away So first well first there's something Orion the air because she's like we're like here and no one's talking to us So bizarre. It's almost like there's a big secret hanging over this party. So that's what? Sometimes I think my smells off,

but then sometimes I think it's really super sonic because I smell a mystery. Yeah. So you know, I called Stephanie. I was like, what is it? What is Bubbles and Brumeem? Well, this blonde detective knows exactly what's going on. So Stephanie comes over and it's like, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, I was like, hi, girl, we were standing here and no one was saying hi

and we were like, what the f, thanks for having us. Good to see you. I figured it out. There's too much blue. It's not normal. You're opening an aquarium. I told Quirk, he better wear a trash bag over his suit in case Samu came by and just splashed him.

I got you girl. I figured you out girl. And then I was like, hey, Quirk. Quirk. Quirk. Hey, Quirk. Quirk. Quirk.

Hey, Quirk. Quirk. Hey, Quirk. Quart, Quart, Quart, Quart, Quart, Quart, Quart, Quart, Quart, Hey, what if Brue is a little boy's name? What if it's Beatis Brue? Beatis Brue! And I thought for a second it could be you Stephanie you Could have a brew but then I thought no no It's Brandy

So she's like She should give up the dog thing started detective agency I picked a text I a detective agency. A pink detective agency. A pink detective agency. I actually loved. So Stephanie has the best deflection. She's like, uh-huh. I have a store we get. It's like, whoa, you could have just been like, yeah,

I'm having a party for like UCLA or something. Yeah. Yeah, I just had to get a cigarette because we decided to have another baby. Huh, huh, huh. And then Travis comes up and he's like, Hi, air. Oh, huh, huh. And then Travis comes up and he's like, Hi, eh. Oh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Dead eyed court. I mean, I used to go fishing as a kid. He really is like, right when you catch a fish, you slam it on a rock, so just for... And to the minute, the minute you just see it sitting there, like, it's like, what happened?

Ursel is like, yes. So Stephanie tells... Stephanie goes upstairs. She tells Brandy that she had to make this lie up to Cameron. And I said this was happening. At first I thought, oh, it's just like a funny moment, but I was like, no, cameras can be pissed. She does not lie being a butt of a joke. Thank God. So then Carrie shows up and she has a gift and she's the gift has like a little blue bow on it.

And Cameron's like, ah, Steph! Her gift has a blue bow on it. She knows, doesn't she? I think that Colonel Manny's did it in the library. No. No. Who wants to? And who wants to?

And who wants to? And who wants to? And who wants to? And who wants to? And who wants to? And who wants to? And who wants to want an Orient Express anyway? Take a plane. And then she's like, girl, I wasn't gonna tell anybody that surprised because I didn't want to spoil it, but now you show up with a broken dish and a blue bag and I start getting a little bit confused. A broken dish.

I think you're not carrying just the way to that thing you got the broken dish. It's our compong springs So so in camera's like I picked up on the whole thing so lian shows up and she's got these big red boots She's wearing some crazy floral thing and she has like she's she's wearing these extensions like these crimped extensions with red I was like this bitch dipped her- I'm too much tension. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha at her now. Ha ha ha ha. Some people call this kind of hair dye ombré. I called him ombré too before he fucked me over and I turned him into a piece.

Ha ha ha ha ha. It's like a whole new lian. Look number four. So. So then, Dan Dresch has just in a boob dress. And we've, I've never seen Dan Dreschbeaves because she's normally very like, I work for my mother, thank you. And she's like, got a collar up the hearing.

And she loves a collar up the hearing. She does. But this one, she's like, El Vyra mistress of the dark. It's like all the way down. It's really great. I am the green miracle. So. And Carrie's like, I love that her tits are out during a baby shower.

That is good. That's hilarious. It's like a pasta arm. That's not in the kitchen. So let's see here. So Stephanie's like, whatever you guys did with me, and it's great. I kind of don't know who fixed me,

but she's really great. Please keep her that way. So then she's like, okay, everybody come to the pool, and we have a really important speech, okay? You know, life isn't really about the destination. I mean, unless it's a really fun destination. The way we went somewhere, it was then Brandy. She brought this Delta that was black and she sees camera around her head. So funny.

Sorry, sorry. Okay, all right. Okay. Fun flora's in flora, everyone. So, I'm just, please welcome our favorite ginger family member. Brandy and brew and cameras like that is insane. Have you guys ever taken a dance class or I know shocking I've taken many. But they do this thing where they're like your past or self-fatty.

You know how that works. And they're like pretended there's a string right here. The top of your head. By the way, I'd never had an accent teacher like that. But anyway. And then they pulled it up. That's how Cameron looks when she gets mad. She's like, she has good posture, but then it's like,

it turns into the corpse pride. LAUGHTER And when it reaches all the way to the top, her head just starts nodding sideways. That is not a baby announcement. That's a baby delivery. So they both have surrogates. No. Well, at least they open the door for the baby.

At least someone's talking to the baby. And then everyone's like, oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they just cut to camera and shake your head like this. And it goes to be continued on her son. Let's see how your lips are. I want to see you. Yeah, these are mine, like. No, not.

I know it's a baby. Where the baby come from? What came first, the chicken, the egg, or the person that opened the door for the chicken and the egg when they arrived? I'm still waiting for Amy Grant to show her us her two baby babies. Smart babies, open doors. Dum babies don't ever acknowledge that you're even at the door. And that brings us to the real address. So you guys, a few things. Be sure to use the hashtag www.Crapins.

Okay, it's for anything you do. Be sure to buy that magnetic poetry y'all and those Geraldine pins. And by the way, you know, we're doing a whole other show right after this. So if you're, so if you're like, if you got nothing to do,

go buy a ticket to the second show y'all. You guys, thank you, thank you city winery. And thank you to all of you for giving us this life. I mean, that's really amazing. Amazing, so we're glad you're doing this with us. Thank you city winery and thank you for giving us this life You're doing this thank you for coming we'll be back good night everyone Hey prime members you can listen to watercraft and Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.