Watch What Crappens - Netflix' Emily in Paris

Episode Date: October 9, 2020

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I'm just very excited to talk shit about this show, okay? It's such a bad show. I want this show to die in a fire, okay? I want to have a story to come out of the sky and hit this show. I hate the show, want it to die. Okay, I'm done for the day. That's why we're the same thing I can just leave now. It's such a bad show.

I'm now three episodes into the season because I can't stop watching. I don't know why. It's like it's so bad. Oh yeah, like it's so watchable. Well, it's like, I hate watch it. I hate watch it. I'm not like invested in any of the storylines.

I'm invested in hating Emily. Emily is like the worst. She like represents the worst of America. And I think that we're supposed to be on her side and be like clapping every time she tells off French people. But I'm like fully on the side of the French people who are like, who is these little tramp, huh? Cause she is so awful.

She's so like, it's not that she's condescending. It's she's so entitled. She just comes over there and like, it's like, this is how you should do things. This is how you should do things. I'm going to go jog in the park. And it's not like she's going over there to save lives, okay? Like so we hope it, she's going over there

for social media, you know? It's not like she's like the only kind of doctor who can do the certain kind of baby heart transplant. And that's what she's bringing to France, you know? She's bringing fucking social media to France. Like fuck off. Yeah, she is. And on top of that, like her character and also the way that her character is acted by Phil Collins's daughter

Lily. Oh Fuckin a that the truth it's Phil Collins's daughter Collins's daughter. Well talk about someone who's used to being hated remember when Phil Collins was like That said I'm not doing anything anymore. Hey I'm not doing anything anymore. Hey, me. I'm not gonna get into dangerous territory because I'm a full-con's fan. So you better be careful. Choose your words carefully. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- I had a temperate tantrum because people are mean to him online. Like he had a full on fit. Here I'm going to look it up.

Phil. Yeah, that's true. That's OK. He's like old and in chronic back pain. I think he's allowed to have a tantrum. I saw him in concert last year and he did the entire concert on a stool. And except for in the air tonight, he got off his stool. He can barely walk now.

But it was great. You know, I don't want him to not be able to walk or anything. I'm trying to find this temper tantrum he had. That's why I'm being silent. Is Phil Collins really such a bad dad? This is how you looked up or is that what came up? No, I looked at Phil Collins' temper tantrum. And here's the headlines that came up. A chorus of disapproval profile Phil Collins. Should Phil Collins be celebrated or vilified fill call ins reveals drumming injuries congee west smash is shit goes all fill call ins

it's a so there's a temper tantrum being compared to fill call ins by con you so there you go uh... temp temp or tantrum over reclining seat on an airplane i don't know why that's in here. Love that. Love that. And then is Phil Collins really such a bad bad? Well, I get actually Phil Collins has like a hot son who is now in his band. I will say that. So, I'm just forgiven you Phil Collins.

No, I don't hate Phil Collins. I just remember him having a fit because people are so mean online. He's like, find and I won't do anything anymore. I'm just like a dude. It takes efforts. Me and me. And so of course his daughter is playing like the most obnoxiously positive person ever born. Yes. You know? Now, I know some people who work in like the role that Lily Collins is supposed to have Emily. And it's just funny because Emily's persona does not match every sort of social media

Expert not expert but like social media, you know Marker whatever whatever whatever her position is she doesn't reflect that it's like this is this is a show about Being poor. This is a character that's being portrayed by someone who's never worked in an office. That's what I'm trying to say. It's clear she has never been in an office, never stepped in one. She has taken every meeting in her life at a cafe. Like she doesn't even know about, she doesn't even know what a cube is.

She thinks it's a type of ice cube. This is someone who has not seen an office ever. Yeah, I can see that. And she's super positive. And I was with you where I didn't know, do they want me to hate it? Like, I'm not sure, like, is she gonna, because like, I'm not someone who only watches

classy TV, I mean, what are you listening to? Okay, it's watch it happen. So I watch trash all the time. I watch the ID channel, okay? I love a murder show. And they're about well, as well acted as this is. Like, she is very much like a girl on an ID channel show who's like oh my god I'm going running in the morning and it's like she doesn't look

like she has the strength to run like she's just this tiny little pinky of a girl and she's out there running in like some puffy jacket and I'm you know it's like showing her apple watch bands like her her her activity bands mean, everything about that first scene is go fuck yourself. And also, I can't wait to see who murders you in 30 minutes, you know, because that's an ID channel show. Yeah. I actually think, like, oddly enough,

I think all the other actors in the show seem to actually be really good, but she is just, she gives, like, hardcore assistant energy, not like I am someone who's been working at a firm for several years, the point where I have a position, a position that is like good enough for me to be sent overseas, to oversee a transition of another company, right? She's giving like full on like, oh my God, it's my first job. So as you said, the show opens up in Chicago with Emily running along the river, or the lake,

I should say, and then she's like jogging in my puffy jacket and then she stops and she goes, run complete. And I don't know, I just like annoyed at her because I know that if I were just like walking along and I saw someone just stop and say, run complete into their watch, I'd be like, fuck you, keep it to yourself. Yeah, but the drowning is just beginning young lady. So yeah, so she's running and then this sheet now my notes on this are like because we were just going to talk about this lightly on a bonus episode, but now we're recapping it. So I'm going to ask a lot of questions.

Sorry to make anybody crazy. So when do we get to the sexist boyfriend? Is he right now? No, not yet. Here, I will take care of like the transitions, and then we'll fill in. So as I wrote every single detail, I was like, she, her true lace came on tide, and then she walked three steps,

and then she looked at her phone. So then we go to the office, and she's walking down the hallway with Kate Walsh, who plays woman named Madeline, and she's like, Madeline, you're an ad week. You're an ad week. And so, she's like, am I, I'm an ad week. You're an ad week. And so, She's like, am I, I'm an ad week?

Am I, what does this say? I am so sure someone in social media doesn't know that they're an ad week. Do you not remember doing the interview for Ad Week? Did they not tell you the fucking article was coming out and ad week? You're Kate Walls. No, she, well, she wasn't interviewed.

She was just mentioned because Emily's like, right here in the Movers and Shakers section of Adweek. So they have this big clunky exposition where she's reading the newspaper and she's like, it says here that our company called Company ABC just acquired Savoir in France. And now you will be heading up the team to transition Savoir to American Sanders for the next year. That's now you will be heading up the team to transition

Savoir to American Sanders for the next year. That's what you'll be doing and they mentioned you movers and shakers. And Kate Walsh is like listen I can't wait to move to France. I've been wanting to move from France forever. I'm gonna fuck everybody I see in France. Yeah I'm gonna yeah I can't wait. I was like I love this show. I'm like, yes. Yes, Kate Walsh Fucking young guys and France. I am on board. Yeah, Kate Walsh is just ready to fuck the entire world I just watched Kate Walsh. I watch her other show that's on right now called the umbrella Academy on Netflix She's on that. Yeah, she's the bad guy. She's so good. She is

Yeah, that may make me want to watch that show again because I watched the first episode and I was like I can't I don't know if you'll like that show or not It's pretty cheap small, but it's I mean I like it I was like on the fence and then in the first episode they had this really hacky scene where they all started dancing to like a catchy song and I was like that's every episode Yeah, it was just like one of those things like it was like the most obvious thing. I was like oh isn't this clever Yeah, like it's dark outside, they'll play a song. It's like, it's dark outside. Or if someone gets angry, they're like, I'm angry. Like, it's a really on-the-nose kind of a show.

Yeah, I don't know. I was like, I like that big tall muscular dude, but I don't know about the rest. So anyway, Emily's like, by the way, we have a presentation that we have to make. And here's my idea. It's about that like IBS drug. How about we have a social initiative to add meditation to your medication. See, I use two words, start with M and I change a few letters in them. I take medication so I don't have to do meditation. It's called valium. It's called fucking,

what's that one I like to sleep to Ambien, okay snort some of that up Yeah, so she had this so so Madeline has this new fragrance that she got from a client that's that is handled by the French firm Seville And she's like hey try this fragrance. What do you think and Emily's like It's like wearing poetry. Shut up.

Yeah, be quiet. And it's a Kate Walsh like, what? Like she doesn't listen into it. She's like, well, she goes, no, the exact opposite. She goes, I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna use it. Now let me smell it. And then she's like, does this spell weird to you?

And then she throws up in a waist basket. Yeah, and she's like, does this spell weird to you and then she throws up in a waste basket? Yeah, and she's like, listen, you've got a really good idea. I think you should pitch it to the, I think you should pitch it today and she's like, what? I would never want to step on your toes, Kate Wells. I'm like, what are you? What kind of character are you? Take Kate, wash down, okay? I need you to say, listen, you're all scared. I'm taking your down, okay? I need you to say listen, you'll skank and take your job, okay?

You've been out f***ing 20 people. I'm gonna take your job. I'm young, pretending to be positive, but I'm really written by Sydney Sheldon, and I'm gonna rule the world. But no, she's really nice. I don't like it. She's nice, yeah, she has like no corporate grid.

So then she goes to a bar. So now we're at the bar, and it's like this sports bar bar and everyone's cheering because of something that happened with the Cubs. And so Emily meets up with this guy in a certain tie watching Cubs games. So already I don't like this guy because this is the way it goes in these movies.

A woman has a really good opportunity, but there's a guy who loves the sports team and hangs out at sports bars and then gets all annoyed that she wants to leave. I'm like, okay, here we go. Yeah, and she doesn't even tell them her big news until it's a break in sports. Yeah.

So this guy, the boyfriend, I can't. He went to the op, it's like if Hollywood is disgusting, we all know that, right right and they have casting couches. It's like they use the opposite of a casting couch to find It's like how can we find the most sexless human being of all time? It's like no keep your clothes on just be a sexist on the couch. You're sexist enough. All right come on in. You've got a kid You got it So he's like let's get some beers and she goes white wine and anything French, if you have it, I was like, okay, this does not mean, okay, you know what,

settle down, settle down. Okay, you're like, I think maybe it was her way of dropping a hand, but she doesn't really do it that way. She's just like, oh, now that I'm going to France, I start drinking French wine. Yeah. And she's like, hey, I've got news. I'm going to be going to France to sell new fragrance.

It's like meditation in your medication. French wine. And he's like, blink, blink, blink, sexless, blink, sexless, blink. Okay. He goes in Paris, like as if it's like the most hideous thing he's ever heard. It's as if he she just said, by the way, I'm going to a rural village in the middle of Siberia and I've got a study sheep feces. And he's like, really? It's like Paris, that's like great.

Is that like great? That's like the most amazing thing you have an excuse to go to Paris. Yeah, and he's all, ooh, I'm a boy. Watching the cubs. I love how they, you know how in murder shows or in horror movies,

they always make you hate the person they're about to kill they'll be like look. It's a gay It's a gay stereotype and the audience is gonna love get watching him get slaughtered or look that girls being really bitchy to everybody She's gonna get slaughtered and everyone's gonna love it. You know how they do that. I feel like that's what they're doing with this guy They're just making him be so Skiing you're glad glad she dumped him, you know. Yeah, so then they start walking through the streets, because by the way, she's been promised she'll be senior brand manager if she does this for a year, like twist my arm, you get to go to Paris for a year, right?

So they're walking through the streets and she's still like selling him on this idea. She's like, look, look, I, you know, like they've already set me up with an apartment and I've already made a spreadsheet that can show like when you can visit and when I can visit you and all these different things that we can do and he's like, wait, are you serious? You're really serious about this thing. I'm like, listen, bro, she got an opportunity

to live on someone else's dime in Paris for a year and you are not even being mildly supportive. I thought like we'd move beyond this with Adrian Grenier's character in Devilware's Prada. I thought we'd move beyond this with Jason Waller in the hills, okay? And now we're back to the boyfriend being like, oh really? You, Paris! Stop it. Yeah, he's gross and stupid. So does she? So then she just arrives in Paris, right? Well, yeah, I mean, they have like a little more, well, he has he has another like undermining boyfriend moment where he goes, he goes, um, unless I they have like a little more. Well, he has he has another like undermining

boyfriend moment where he goes he goes. Unless I miss something you don't even speak French. I'm like, you know what, you're a real underminer and she should dump you as soon as possible. But yeah, so. And he has eyebrows to you. Just had to get that in there. His eyebrows really bother me because they're they're shaped, which is fine. Like we all listen, we all have to help ourselves, okay? But he's like, I want the baby pinky, okay? It's like he went into a beauty salon and it's like, I just want two little baby finger sticks.

Okay. Baby finger sticks. So Emily goes, you look worried. And he goes, I'm not worried. It's the friend you should be worried. Not necessarily lying, but from a boyfriend, I want him to say, I think this is a great opportunity for you, go have fun, I will see you there in a week.

Or two weeks, you know? So now we're in Paris, now all of a sudden it's Paris. Yeah, it's just Paris, all of a sudden. And she's like walking around looking super cute everywhere. And so she, and it's beautiful there, oh my God. Oh my God, It's so beautiful. And she has, by the way, the world's worst iPhone case. She has this crazy case that's like has this metallic um, what do you call those pop sockets or whatever? And it's just no, it's a camera case.

Oh, like it's a case that looks like it's a camera because she's always taking pictures. So it's not actually a camera, but she's like, Hey, everybody, I'm in social media. And I take a lot of pictures. I'm gonna have a camera. So it's like this bull, you know, she can't put it in her jeans. And that's a girl you go out with who's always leaving her phone at the bar because she can't fucking fit it in anywhere. She can't fit in her purse. She can't fit it in her pocket.

You spend the night, you're all drunk and you have to spend the night to like five in the morning looking for this spend the night, you're all drunk, and you have to spend the night to like five in the morning looking for this girl's phone, you know? And she makes comments about it all the time, like, oh, this thing is so big, it doesn't fit in my pocket. I don't wanna hear it anymore. Go to Amazon and spend $10, okay,

on something that's like fits. And then she does this thing where I don't know, this is another thing where I'm like, are they making us feel sad, or is this supposed to be happy? Like all the sad selfies that she takes all over the place. She's like, look at me.

It's like she's sad, but then she takes a selfie to look like she's doing well. And I'm like, that's so all of us, but is that the point or is it supposed to be? I just don't know what this show is saying, you know? I think that she is like one of those Instagram accounts I would follow for about three weeks. And just like rage follow because I'd be like, I know she is miserable, but she's trying to make me think that she is like one of those Instagram accounts I would follow for about three weeks and just like rage follow because I'd be like,

I know she is miserable, but she's trying to make me think that she's so happy, but she's lonely and miserable in Paris right now. And that's like, that's what her account is all about. So she goes to the address that she's been given, that she's gonna be living at, and there's like a hot door man there, and he's like, let me take you back.

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I'm calling him at the realtor because she gets out of her car. Yeah, yeah. Because she's been driven there. She spent the entire ride. She like does that thing where she rolls down the window and sticks her head out like a dog. And so she like finally gets there. This realtor is like, is this Emily?

Let me show you a pot man. So they like they go into this building and there's like the land lady, she's like sweeping in the lobby. Like they just like traffic and all the French stereotypes. She's like, oh, I'm just sweeping, boom, you're based on that stuff. You know, like, she's like all in like dress like she's from like 1845, like, oh, just booming, booming. So they go up the stairs. So she's like on the top floor, and there's no elevators, they have to go up,

and so they get to a certain floor. And she's like, um, is this it? He's like, no, yours is on the fifth floor. This is the fourth floor. She's, um, I just slept these bags up five lights. This is the fifth floor. I'm, um, I just slept these bags up five lights. This is the fifth floor. I'm like, I cannot stand Emily right now. Her staircase entitlement is off the charts right now.

I know, but it's also so, it's just also so American. Like we really get screwed over in a lot of ways, you know, and I'm very proud to be an American, but you don't learn until later in life in the ways that our forefather screwed us. Like the measuring system, nobody measures anything like us, you know, like why do we have to have our own measuring system? Why do we have to drive on the different side of the road, then literally everywhere else in the world, you know, like we just decide

our own things. Like, we're going to make our own our own thing. Okay, we're just going to call them inches and you guys are going to fucking deal with it. Guess what? This is called a mile or things like numbering florists, which is the case right here where he's like, no, here, the ground floor is called ground and then the second floor is the first floor. And so that's probably been done the whole time and we change that shit and now we complain everywhere we go and look stupid, you know? Yeah, and then she's and she's and he explains that to her and she goes, you know? Yeah, and then she's, and he explains that to her, and she goes, that's weird. Like, you know what, you're weird.

You're though, you are the guest in this country, man. You adopt, don't say that's weird, okay? Get over it. No, she's here to bring America to France. She's gonna have that change by the end of the season, okay? People are gonna call the ground floor one, okay? And Emily will have one. She will make a very serious tweet about it,

and Macron's wife is going to retweet it, and change all of France. And if you think that I'm joking, Ronnie, you wait to see episode two, okay? I will never see episode two. I can guarantee that, right? Episode two, she gets really mad, because she realizes that the French word for vagina

is le vegine, and she's like, why is that a masculine word? And she like tweets it out. And then Macron's wife like retweets it. And it's like, oh, Macron's wife retweets it, you'll think. Oh my God. So I will watch the second episode. I'm in now.

No, I'm in. You're kind of something. She is so bratty in the second episode. There's a scene with a steak. But anyway, we will potentially get to that. Maybe not. Maybe, maybe not. We'll see.

But the point is this. So she's now in her apartment, and she's on the top floor. And the top floor is like these tiny, teeny tiny apartments because they were made for the help, essentially. And they're like, oh, we know this space is teeny tiny. I'm like, it a man's way too bad. It's not what it looks like. This is a huge apartment. I mean, I thought it was pretty small. He's like, look, it's pretty small, but look at the view. And so she looks out. She's like,

oh my god, the view. And then this fucking guy, have they not had hashtag me to up in France? Like, is that only an American thing? Because this guy was so gross. He's like putting his hand on her shoulder and he's like, oh, are you hungry? Do a drink? Do you have boyfriend? And she's like, yes, I have a boyfriend. Not in Paris. She's like, no, he's so in America.

He's like, oh, you have no boyfriend in Paris. Oh, it's like having her lick. He put the fuck out of here, sir. Yeah, she's like, and this is like one of Emily's good moment. She goes, bye bye now. Bye. Bye. Maybe I see you for another time.

And she's like, no, don't think so. Bye. Not going to tip you for bringing out my luggage either. Bye. Yeah. And then she takes a selfie with like Paris behind her. And it's like hashtag room with a view. And then we have like this like super fast pan across the city.

It's like dizzying. And it's like Emily in Paris. Yeah. So texting, uh, walking to work and, uh, uh, she, she, she goes into work and she's like, uh, she goes into lobby and, and she's like, she encounters a guy named Julian and she's like, hi, hello, on tour. I'm Emily Cooper from the Gilbert group in Julian and she's like, hi, hello, on-jore. I'm Emily Cooper from the Gilbert group in Chicago

and he's like, he just looks at her like she's like, would you like a COVID sandwich? Does that sound good? He's like, so she has like a little translator thing on her phone and I guess she talks to him or whatever and that. He's like, oh, disgusting.

You're disgusting. So they call her boss. And this lady, I love her acting. She's, she's a wrist actor. Because you know, everyone has their little thing. She gets like limp wrists and she just moves them back and forth. And that's her fancy acting. She's like, look at me.

I'm friends of fancy French lady. I move wrist like these. She's like, look at me, I'm friends of fancy French lady. I move wrist like these. She just flaps them back and forth. And it's perfection. I'm like, why can we not just watch her and her life? Like she has the most interesting life here. She's just, she's like sachets who every scene,

just with the wrists like back and forth and like, and found we walk like this. And you have to learn that. It's also how I used to walk in fourth grade. I'm not lying. Let's face it, I can still walk like this and you have to learn that. It's also how I used to walk in fourth grade. I'm not lying. Let's face it, I can still walk like that sometimes. Maybe I just love seeing it in somebody else. So this woman's Sylvie, she's talking to her in French.

And Emily's like, I can't speak it. Crazy person with weird non-American language. So she's like, oh, OK. So I was told that the American coming here spoke French and she's like, yeah, that's Madeline. And I'm Emily Cooper. And I'm so excited to be here. And she's like, they're so unfortunate. It's like, what? Then I'm not her. It's like, that's your dumpster, Frash. wristwalk, wristwalk, yeah, like hostile wristwalking, et cetera. So they call in the other boss or the main guy the main owner of the company or whatever And he's like, oh, you're from America, stupid.

Why are you also fat, huh? How about you tell me why you're also fat? Excuse you, sir. You are no little twiggy yourself. There, you might want to watch your mouth. Yeah, exactly. Why don't you many baguettes? And he's like smoking a cigarette in the office,

like that, just like, oh, French people smoke everywhere. So here, let's have him smoke cigarettes. I looked it up, you can't smoke inside offices in France. Like, that's not a thing that you can do. Oh, you can't. I wonder, and I was like, wow, they only got rid of that in America. That seems weird.

He's like, you're also fat, oh, the land of diabetes and heart disease. And she's like, but you're smoking and people die of heart disease and diabetes from smoking too. And he's like, oh,'re smoking and people die of heart disease and diabetes from smoking too. And he's like, oh, but cigarette, that is joy. And what is life without enjoyment? I was like, so what do you think food is?

I know. And I like that like how he's like, oh, I went to Chicago and I tasted the deep dish pizza. So how do you say and so did he go disgusting? And they're just like making fun of deep dish. Yeah, he said it's like cement. He's like, cement with cheese on it. So I heard that everybody is so mad at this show, right? So it's like, why so where are people so mad?

Yes, it's deep in the scotch diversity. And I looked up Emily and Paris and the first article, and of course it's from Fox, but the first article that comes up, Chicago pizza chain, Lume Monardi's response to dig made in Netflix series Emily in Paris. Okay, Chicago pizza. I don't know that you really need to make a comment. Yeah, exactly. If you're taking this show seriously, I mean, this is also a girl who sends back her her her her steak in the next episode. So like, don't take her like food recommendations too careful,

like too close, too serious. The restaurant called it heartless. Yeah, because she's like, because when he's like, oh, I had deep dish pizza, she's like, oh, you probably had lu maniades or whatever it's called, you know? Cause there's like a big rivalry. Yeah, lu mani, lu mani, lu maniades.

And it's a, it's a quote favorite for pizza visiting Chicago and search for the famous deep dish pizza. The restaurant didn't take the joke like heartedly. Colleague at Heartless, amid restaurants struggling during coronavirus. Mel Lani's is always the first to participate in good-natured banter with pizza lovers from New York or California.

However, it feels especially in kind to disparage anyone during these difficult times, given the most restaurants are struggling to hang on. We've been serving Chicago's favorite deep dish since my D-71. I was like, okay. Oh, come on. Come on, it was a stupid joke on a stupid show about people.

No one was saying don't go there because you'll get like a sped ses boys. I mean, she was just making it. Yeah. I know. I know. Next time I go to Chicago and want pizza, I'm going to say, hey, Mel Motties, because I heard it on that show, you know, I know. I might be, I might be inclined to not go there because they're being such babies

about this show. How about that? But I just love that it's that's the controversy, or at least part of it. Also, you know what's, also, you know what's additionally funny about this scene is that when this guy Paul comes in, he kisses her on both cheeks and she's like,

oh, oh, oh, okay, I guess we're doing that. It's like, did you do any research before you moved to France? Like did you just like look through a single travel guide to know about certain, like did you, or did you have any like see any movies about, and did you ever watch a real house on New York and watch Lewand interactive anyone like you know that girl you're on social media did you not even search Paris on Instagram you know come on understand that people interact in Europe like come on now something so surprised.

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to they have this meeting where she introduces herself to the whole team. And she's like, first, let me apologize for speaking English. I did Rosetta Stone on the plane, but it hasn't kicked in yet. But a woman just leaves the table, which is supposed to be like, we're supposed to be like, what a bitch. But I'm like, I get, I'm done with this woman. Yeah, and they tell her she doesn't speak English. So she just, sorry, she jotted. And she's like, who, she goes, I'm just here to change social media now. Who's in charge of social media? And they're like, that lady was. And they're like, why are you shouting? She's like, oh, okay. Well, yeah, so then, so she's like,

talk about social media and this guy Luke, who has this like frizzy gray hair. He's like, the French are the masters of social media and she goes, yes, but Americans invented it, which is why I hope to become a valuable member of your team by adding an American point of view to your fabulous French clients. Like, I would just like rage quit. I would just, I'm quitting this company. I would not

be able to deal. Did Americans invent social media? Like, I guess so. They're California companies, right? It's stuff like that. So then, yeah, so basically Sylvia and Paul have like a quiet moment. They're like, who is this girl? And like like they're missing like, well, we're stuck with her until she leaves and something is like, well, we'll see how long she lasts with me as her boss. Hand flap, hand flap. Yeah, hand flap. Oh, we don't see. I'm going to put her through things like be kind of nice. Like, you're going to have to be way more evil, ma'am, if you're going to get this girl. So is this where she asked people about lunch?

No, so now she comes home. So now she goes to the base time. She's like on a bridge and she facetimes with him and then she sees some people making out and she's like, oh, and so she goes home, baby finger eyebrows. So she goes home and she slaps up the stairs and she tries putting her key in the door. Oh, yeah, she has to turn on the lights. She's like, are you kidding me? Are you serious? It's like it's a light switch relax. Relax. Okay. So she's putting the key in the wrong door and this got this is where the starving Hugh Grant comes in. So he opens the door and he's like, and here's another like you guys need to hear about me too because he's very like, to hear about me too, because he's very like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh't you, like, think about these things Emily. So she's like, I'm Emily Cooper, your new neighbor from Sayers. And he's like, oh, America.

And she's like, we from Chicago. And he goes, oh, Gabriel, French from Normandy. And she goes, oh, I know that beach. Save a proper Ryan, right? I'm like, what? You were moving to a new country. Could you just do like could you just try to be informed? Yeah. Oh My gosh, so he's all fucking with her. He's like, oh, fuck you fucking oh yeah, fucking you fucking yeah So she goes upstairs and the next morning she goes to the little bakery

And of course this is like such a standard like Frank. We're in a French movie because it's like She's like I'll have I'll have on and then he was like, you're in, or Pai-in, I'm Pai-in or something like that. She's like, I'm your, I am your, I am your, I am your very, silly local baker who turns out to have a heart of gold, you know?

Yeah, she's gonna turn out to be like her best friend who gives her dating advice or something because she's not, she's not mean well. You know what I mean? She doesn't, I'm getting like a hug from her. Motherly mean. Yeah, and then she doesn't even like, I like more from you.

Like Emily doesn't even learn how to pay people. You know, like that's stupid. Like at least learn how to buy some shit. Like you're out of town. Like that's the least you can do is learn how to pay. She's like, she just throws a bunch of coins on the table. And then probably like US like quarters and stuff. And she counts them out for her and then gives her one back.

And then Emily, of course, does not even tip her, which is just rude as hell. And then she has this panel, this panel chocolate. That's like clearly like, like it's clearly not even as good as a Starbucks one. Like it's like, there are no layers in this thing. There's nothing crispy. This is just like soft dough with maybe some chocolate in it. It actually looked like a Starbucks version of one of them. Yeah.

You know, and I hate when people do this, when they have a bite, it's like skinny girls, okay? A skinny peep-ush and say skinny girls, because that's rude. But like, just a thin person who gets a fucking chocolate croissant and then they eat it and they're like oh god oh god oh god you can see it's such a soft doughy panor shock a lot like you can see there's like nothing crispy nothing flaking off and she's like oh my god I have to take a selfie right now boomerang boomerang boomerang, boomerang. It's like everything everybody hates about Instagram.

Is this cool? I know, right? Meanwhile, I like have totally posted so many croissants on my Instagram. Well, sorry, I don't mean you, babe. Everybody listen, I'm guilty. I have to, listen, I have to own up. I have to own a baby.

Ah. So then she like shows up at the office and like she can't get in and she's like ringing the doorbell and just waiting and waiting and waiting and then she calls up her boss and she's like, um, is today like some weird national holiday that you guys forgot to tell me about because I've been here for two, two hours and like the no one is here at the office. Yeah, no one will call her. And then the assistant guy comes by on his back. He's like, what are you doing here? She's like, um, working. I've been here since 830 is like, we open at 1030. And she's acting all strange. It's like, it's, what

are you? This is their company. This is their hours are at 1030. But also, why don't you know what time to come to work? Yeah. You know, like, why can't you count out change for a croissant? Why don't you know what time to come to work? Yeah. Why do you just assume doors will literally open for you, right? Like the amount of privilege that she shows. And then then she's at it. And then we got to, and then it's like, now Emily's at her desk and Sylvie walks in and she does her like, f in, her wrist flapping, and then Emily looks at her phone, and then we see the time 11, 15 a.m. And Emily just like raises her eyebrows, like, hmm. Like, oh, showing up late.

Yeah, she's the boss, she's allowed to show up late. You don't know, she's probably on like a, you may have had a breakfast meeting, Emily. You don't get the job. Yeah, Emily. So then she goes over to find Patricia, the scared social media lady. And she's like, hi Patricia. And Patricia's like, like, please know, please don't talk to me, please know.

And so Emily basically says into her phone, like, you know, like I'm here to talk about social media. Yes, she's like, I'm Emily. I'm from America. I would love to sit and talk to you about a strategy for a social media for all of our merchandising and blah, blah, blah. And she said, Patricia goes, oh, no. That runs away. That's a way.

That's a way like she saw a band-she or something. Patricia. So then Emily just starts going, asking people to launch. She likes like, would you like to go to launch and so he's like, hmm, I'll have a cigarette. And basically everyone says no. So she has to go eat on the park bench alone. She's like, I'm in France. Let me do something really French. I'm going to see with a bagged on a park bench. Yes. And so she meets this nanny, this nanny, this nanny named Mindy,

who is their teaching kids Mandarin. So she's just like yelling at the kids in the park and Mandarin the whole time. Yeah, because the kids knocked the baguette out of Emily's hand. Because of course, Emily is like just loosely holding a baguette out in the middle of a path. Normally, I blame the kids, but I actually blame Emily for this one. I just don't think that this actress knew how to hold a car. I mean, they're really making her do a lot of car work in this. So that girl does not eat

chocolate croissants and baggets. She definitely does not. She didn't even know what it was. Yeah. She probably had to practice that shit for a week. So basically, this woman, Mendy, she's like apologizing for the kids knocking the bag out of her hand. And so then she sits with her and she starts giving this really clunky exposition. And she's like, are you from Indianapolis? Because I'm from India. I went to school in Indianapolis.

I mean, I'm not from Indianapolis. I mean, my mom's from Shanghai. Actually, my mom's from Korea, but I just came in from Shanghai. I'm like, why were you telling this random stranger all this? Yeah, she's just a motor, Ma. And it's like, oh, let me guess. You're from Indiana.

And she's like, no, from Chicago. She's like, close, I was close. I mean, you just look so nice. It looks like a corn fed. She's so happy. So she sits down and she's talking about like, oh, Paris, everything's beautiful here. The buildings are so beautiful and the place is so beautiful, but the people are so mean. You know, I'm like, also, I've been lucky enough to have gone to Paris twice.

And everyone was super lovely and nice. Like literally across the board board everyone was so friendly. So I think it's just so funny. They're just like, just like, you know, like doing all this like super obvious. Almost married a French girl. You know that, right? Refreshed me on this one.

When I was 18, I lived in Staten Island for a year and like renting a room from this old man. And the girl, one of the girls downstairs was named Claudie and she was from France and she wanted we became really good friends with God, this girl had such a temper and stuff and she we were in a movie theater once watching a movie and somebody came to sit in front of us and she's like why do you have to sit there? There's so many seats, why do you sit right in front of me and he's's like, I can sit wherever I want. She's, oh, enjoy the film. And then so, we're just sitting there. She is so mad and this guy's eating popcorn.

She's, why? Why do Americans have to have to allow this food in the world to eat in the movie? Why? And I was like, oh my god, please calm down. Don't worry honey. We're just calm down. And then so, the movie starts and she starts tapping her foot on the guy's chair. Oh my God, please calm down. Don't worry honey, you know, we're just calm down. And then so the movie starts and she starts tapping her foot on the guy's chair and then it turns into a kick. And they had like, I've never been so like thrilled and terrified at a person in my whole life. And then after that, she's like, will you marry me?

And I was like, that is like the most romantic thing. I mean, obviously it was for a green card, but. Right. You could've done it on Andy Day if you hadn't said. Yeah. I was like, I could totally imagine our life together, but my dad won't let me do it. I'm sorry, Claudine.

And then she stopped speaking to me. Oh, okay. Let's talk about this, so. Well, so it's funny Mindy is saying how the French are so mean. Because Chinese people are mean behind your back, but French people, they're mean to your face. And I just think it's funny that the show is trafficking and this idea of French people are so mean to your face.

When literally every reality show we ever watch, Ronnie, what is the number one complaint that seems to come up over and over again? It's like, well, if you're going to say something about me, say it to my face, say it to my face. So it's like, we as a culture are always saying how much we want people to say what they feel to our face. And now we're like, oh, they're mean to your face. It's not right. It's not nice. Yeah. Yeah. This is pretty, this pretty pretty stereotype heavy, they show it really is. So they become friends, they decide to become friends. And then Emily goes back to the office and her boss comes back.

What's her name? I think it's Sylvia or Sylvia. She comes back, you know, moving a wrist hand flopping her hands around. But now she's all carefree because on the way home, she's seen Emily has seen that everybody went to lunch without her and they're all having this great lunch laughing and having the best time. So Emily's all sad.

The best time. Yeah, so she goes back to work. So yeah, like the best time. Like, I've never seen a lunch depicted as fun as that lunch. Like everything I've ever seen, I've never seen such characters. I want to be sitting with them. They're having the best lunch. Why?

I'm pouring baguettes, passing around. Just the outside. Smoking. Like the best lunch ever. So she goes back to the office all sad, and then so her boss comes in, flapping her hands, and she's like, I love the blue.

Yeah, it was like, I love the blue. I love the blue. And she's like, Julian, what is la pluie mean? He goes, ah, it's a term of endearment, you know? So she's like, okay. So then she Googles it. And somehow, miraculously, she knows how to spell la pluie.

That's what we do. Who doesn't even know about kissing on both sides of the cheek, who's only a frame of reference of Normandy is like the beach that was in for saving private Ryan. And yet somehow she knows how to spell exactly Le Plouc. I don't even know how to spell Le Plouc. And I was the president of French club in my high school, okay. And so she tapped it in perfectly. And it means the Hick. And it means the Hick. What's listening, it could be worse. Yes, it could have been way worse. Yeah, so she's all sad now and so she goes to the part She goes kind of to eat somewhere. I don't know. She's always eating which is hilarious to me

But she's like some restaurant on the water like a cafe outside Yeah, and this really handsome guy comes up to her and he smiles on her face. He's like oh Is this seat to take in? Oh, please And she moves her person and he takes a seat because he needed a great table. I was like, well, standing on a patient to that frontman, he did it. He did it. So she's a little scooter comes down

and it's the guy with the gray curly hair from her job. Yeah. And he's like, oh, oh, Emily, Emily, oh, I'm so sorry. I do not condone calling you La Plouc. It is way too mild. I would go much harder, much harder. And he's like, you know, I'm so sorry people aren't there. I've nice to you, but I think it is because we are afraid of you. You know, like maybe you are better and you make us look worse. But you know, things are different for you because you are from America. And in America, you live to work. And if false, we, we work to live. Yeah. Exactly. And she goes, well, I enjoy work and accomplishment.

It makes me happy, which is why I'm going to make the new hours for our office eight thirty the morning. Hey. And he's accomplishment. It makes me happy, which is why I'm gonna make the new hours for our office 830 the morning. Hey, and he's like, work makes you happy. And she's like, it's why I'm here for work. And look where it's brought me to. This beautiful city where no one gives a fuck about me. Where everybody hates me. Yeah.

So he's like, well, maybe you don't know how to be happy. And she goes, well, maybe that's a little arrogant. And he's like, uh, you come to Paris and you don't speak French. That is arrogant. I was like, oh, you look like it was some American snapple for that. Yeah, I love a good, I love a good read on Emily. Yeah. So he's like, okay, good, this and you Emily.

Goodbye. So he, he's on his scooter and she's all sad. So she's been calling her boyfriend but he's like, busy babe, busy babe, busy babe. So she finally gets to sleep and he calls her at 3.30 in the morning. And she's like, you just woke me up at 3.30 in the morning. He's like, oh, well, I just got home from work. Let's have some phone sex. Yeah, I'm going to jerk off of his phone right here.

This idiot, he obviously has enough of, like enough brains to work in a place where he needs to wear a shirt and tie, but he does not even like the fourth thought to think like, oh, what time is it? It's clearly a different time in France, which is, you know, half a world away. He's like, oh, it's three or a half more,

I had no idea. Cubs, cubs, Cubs, baseball. Yeah. Cause before they were talking what in early after needs, so what time would that have been for him? When it'd been the middle of the night for him? Well, no, shoot, no, when they, when she called him, she was evening for her. And so it was like afternoon for him. And that's why he was like walking around. He's like, I got my passport. So he basically takes off a shirt and is like, yeah, let's like jerk off together on FaceTime, you know. So they're doing it and like, she's like,

I'm just so overwhelmed and Ronnie, wacky, French telecommunications, they're FaceTime froze. They're FaceTime what? Frosse. Cause he knows wacky old old buildings that are bad. Well, I got it that he came because he's like such a guy, right? He's such a guy on it. He's like, yeah, baby, I'm thinking about fucking or whatever.

And she's like, here's my feelings. And she starts going on about his feelings. And then he comes and then just drops a phone and it turns off. So I thought that was that he just came and was like, goodbye. No, no, because there were some like, there were some like disruptions while they started to have, while they started to have their mutual jerk off session. And, but it was like, it still was like,

she was not listening. He was still being a jerk and not listening to her while they were like, yeah, it's like, you didn't try to call back or anything. It's just such a guy. It's like, I'm done. So she pulls out her vibrator. She's like, I'm done. Mm, yeah. Yeah. So she pulls out her vibrator. She's like, oh, hello you.

And so she pulls out her vibrator and she plugs it into the wall. And then it takes out the lights and the entire building. Yeah, everything blacks out. And it's like, welcome to France, Emily. Bonjour. Can't even trick off right, Emily. Those crazy European outlets.

God. Yeah, next time get an adapter Emily, by the way, you're in a different country. Like literally just do some basic research about where you're moving to. But didn't she, didn't she have to have an adapter to plug it in in the first place? It looked like she had one,

but I still think that she had the setting wrong. I feel like she plugged in her adapter, but forgot to set the switch to like, you know, Europe. It was still on USA or something. Oh God. So she... That's my theory. Yeah, I don't know.

After that, I was like, are they saying that electricity is just terrible there? Or are they saying she's terrible because of her plug? Like, what is this show saying? I think it, to me, it was like they were trying to say, like, look at these crazy old French buildings like they're so Rickety with like tenuous wiring I would like this says anything about this show. I looked up Emily in Paris like I told you I looked up Emily in Paris

Cass I would know everybody's name not that that came in handy But every single headshot on here because you know how they put everybody's headshots up in a row on Google. So everybody's headshot, they're making the space. They're like making, and the face looks like, every single one, the only one laughing is the guy who plays the boss who's like, why are you also fat?

That. That's it. I just want Sylvie. I just want to watch episodes about Sylvie. I want Emily. I want this to be like Valerie, the show Valerie, where Staroff is Valerie, and then they killed her off of me at Valerie's family, and then they brought in Sandy Duncan and made it to Hogan family. I want this to staroff as Emily in Paris, and then maybe just change it to Paris or like Sylvie, like just send her back to America and let's focus on Sylvie. I love Sylvie too. And Sylvie is a little, what's her name? Who'd you just say? Valor?

Valor, oh, like Valerie Harper? Yeah, she is a little, her face, I'm looking her headshot right now. And her face is a little Valor. Yeah. Sure, she reminds me of someone, but I haven't been able to place it. But she's, I think she's great, actually. I'm like, I'd love her. Like I think the actress is great. I love hand acting.

I just love her. Limp wrist acting. I think that's just such a bold choice. Like I don't think I've ever seen Limp wrist acting as a choice before. Love it. She does a Limp wrist acting. She also does like a sachet, which really like hammers at home, right? Yeah.

She's sort of like, like this. She's going like this and the hands are flat. It's just like those are whole body into the show. Yeah, just sort of like this. She's going like this, and the hands are flat, bagging. Just like those are whole body into the show. And I just think it's great. All right, everybody, well, that brings us to the end of Emily and Polly. We will be back next week with Real Housewives of Orange County in this slot. Right? Well, I think this is our, I guess guess I don't know, it depends on if this is our good be our Friday show or Thursday show. I don't know.

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