Watch What Crappens - Netflix's Holidate Part One With 90 Day Gays

Episode Date: December 28, 2020

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It's a Holiday miracle! Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast joined Ben and Ronnie for a three hour recap of Netflix' Holidate starring Emma Roberts, Luke Bracey, Kristin Chenoweth and Frances Fisher. A new part will release over the next three days, and you can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeitOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And we're going to be doing that over the course of the next three days. There is a video version of this. You can find it on our Patreon, the Crappens on Demand section. That's patreon.com slash watch what crap ends okay We have bonus episodes etc etc and we have a video section We do a couple of videos a week and this week we did a little party for person party, okay? So go find 90 day gays with Matt and Jake We just love those guys. We love them in real life and know that you guys will love them as well

So we hope you enjoy this come back for the next couple of days. To hear all of it, check out the videos at patreon.com slash watch what crap ends and have a wonderful holiday season. We love you guys. Well, hello everybody and welcome to a very special watch what crap ends in 90 day gay. Holy day extravaganza. I'm Ronnie Kerr, That's been Mantle Curr those guys are Matt Martin Jake Anthony from 90 day gay

Hi guys Happy holidays Happy holidays hola gay Merry Christmas happy Hanukkah And we have a Hanukkah and I hope you find a twink in your stocking. God. Everybody, we've been wanting to do this for a real long time. We are actually real friends, real life. Yeah, and we are.

It's about time we joined forces and talked some shit about television shit. It's true. And Poodle told me don't go off on Ina Garten tangents with Ben. You better not. You better not. You better not, you're gonna activate me. I mean, we actually need to talk about movies. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were talking about Jeffery.

I was like, I'm ready. Well, I'm ready to start this. If we're still talking towards the end, we'll make a bonus episode of talking Ina. I just actually watched her yesterday. It was extremely triggered. Also, have she lost a bunch of weight? Ina because I just actually watched her yesterday. It was extremely triggered. Also, has she lost a bunch of weight?

I think she's lost some. Uh, it's hard to tell. It's hard to tell. You know, she has those, she has those like unformed fitting shirts that she wears. So yeah, they're not for fit. And then the way I could tell is because like when I lose weight, I have like a herky jerky wave talking anyway. And so when I lose weight, I look crazy. I look like I'm breaking down.

I'm saying, oh, it could be her curly hair. I mean, it's a goal. When I'm 70, I want child labor to make me flalty shirts. So I look not fat because I'm gonna be huge. She's sort of shirts are custom made, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

She's doing this kind of like, you know, she's at home. So all of her cameras kind of far away. Yes. And so maybe that's part of it, but she's always looked the same like Mount Rushmore. Like she just doesn't change. She's a perennial. Although this is actually the, the, the, in quarantine is the most we've seen her change

because she doesn't have access to her hair people. So we are getting like her natural curls. Yeah, it's her natural wave because I saw something where she was like on her cell phone or something like, well, Joe for natural curls. Yeah, it's her natural wave. Because I saw something where she was like on her cell phone or something like, well, Joe Ferries lives. And her head was like kind of herky jerking. She has that wavy hair. And I was like, oh my god, is she on Adderall? What is happening with I?

When she messes up or there's like, she's weighed, that's kind of my favorite thing. Like I can. They could totally like, if food network, I would never pay for their fucking streaming. But if they did like, Inaigarten like, I'm saying take my money, take it. Yeah. I love that.

I love it when she pours. Or when she pours like powdered sugar into a mixer and then a cloud comes up. She's like, yeah, she's like, I'm in a cloud. You know, I'm like, yes, I know. Yes, you are in a cloud. When she gets pasta, I'm like, pasta too. And she it'll like like she's like, oh instant facial.

Yeah, she always does that. Me, something different for Jake. Oh, gosh. Oh, good. Not to me, like literally right now at this point in my life, a powdered sugar facial is like the sexiest thing that could ever happen. So everybody, we are here to recap holiday,

which is on Netflix because you know, you guys watch some bravo and we sometimes watch 90 case really only or 90 day fiance mostly to talk to Kate Casey gonna be honest I mean why Casey I watch it. I can't Casey. I watch it like twice a year to talk to her about it, but um How are you guys fairing with 90 day 90 day fiance? There's like a ton of different spin offs and stuff now, right? It never fucking ends. You know what? You know what? To be honest, because we've said this before, like Ronnie really is the reason why Jake and I are doing

our show because he encouraged us to do it. And so I remember Jake and I saying, though, we're only going to do like one or two shows a week because we're not doing it We're on in Bendu because they don't have a life and then Matt Sharp went and made fucking five different 90 day fiance So it now kind of now it's like how's watching addition? Yeah, we just got season 8 though of 90 day fiance with new cast members. Yeah, so it's like we've got fresh blood right now Oh good a holiday gift. It's good. You know how I see it?

There's like a new one. There's like happily ever after. There's the other way, Night Apeon say, there's a one where they're on the couch. I've seen that one where they're on the couch. Like the people's couch, but with Night Ape, people. And it's been really bad. Next one is going to be like, Night Apeon say,

still pregnant eating cheetos. Like they're just they don't care if it's whatever. Yeah. Yeah. But it keeps going so we're never we're never out of material. Well, we should say for our listeners who are like who are Ronnie and Ben, y'all do like the crap and switches. You're branching on now it's been specifically just housewise, but y'all are you're having as we poodle and

I call it that's what for your to start, I call Jake poodle, but you're having gay D.D. of sorts and doing, expanding your boundaries. We were expanding because, well, it was something we had been thinking about doing and then with the pandemic, it kind of forced our hand a little bit because I think everyone's production schedules in the beginning got like really messed up. So our schedule thinned out and so we started to branch out into things like selling sunset or the Great British Bake Off. I mean, and we have a bonus episode. So we've always you know, dabbled in other shows on the bonus episode, but we did like Tiger King and stuff. But it's been kind of fun because we are still like Bravo is still our first love,

and we are still pretty much a Bravo podcast, but we figure why not play around? We dabbled our toes in Game of Thrones last year, which was really fun, and we realized that we could just apply our, what we do to almost any show, so why not just have fun with it? Yeah, same.

We kind of thought the same thing when we started doing our stuff. Well, that in discovery wanted to sue us and told us we have to change our name January. So that kind of brought that kind of prompted us because we're going to for our listeners, we're not going to be nice. Fuck off. Yeah. It's kind of what it was. We're going to be something different in January. We're doing a contest now to choose our new. Oh, do you have like a window of like one year to change your name or something? They basically sent us a cease and desist letter

that says we're gonna own your fucking ass. If you don't change it soon, we're like, we're gonna do it. Corporations really know how to deal with their fans. It's so great, I love that. The weirdest thing is that we were literally on their clapback show. They had a lot of the worst.

The week they emailed us, we were on their clapback show. They had a lot of the work. The week they emailed us, we were on their clapback show on TLC. It's just legal, legal is such a weird part. Maybe that's what got them. Yeah, it's someone in their department's song was like, ex-gu-use you, I don't know how they're right. God forbid you guys give them free publicity. God forbid you guys like generate interest in their shows.

That's just terrible. That's awful. Well, it's good that you're being sued by TLC because they cheap. So you know that their assets are going to last a lot. Well, this is good. This is just stuff. You need like $20 to last three back case.

It's not, we want to say it's not Matt Sharp. We have it's Discovery. It's Designed Charline Matt Sharp. They love us. You need a blowjob on here anytime. Well, here's the thing. We all love talking about TV shows, I mean, I'll love talking about crap TV shows. So we thought we would come together for the holidays and recap,

you know, a cheesy holiday movie. So we're like, okay, cool. Holiday is this thing that's on Netflix. We didn't really know what it was. I assumed personally it was going to be like every other hallmark movie, just some sort of cheesy thing with people, you know, just like falling in love in a super white place. And it sort of is that, but it was like much more of a edgy movie than I was like quote unquote edgy, like faux edgy than I was expecting. That's a really good term, faux edgy.

That's really accurate. I mean, it just was like, I was expected to be full hallmark cheese, but I was like, it starts off with it would be like, fuck! And I was like, oh, okay. That was, and those like, tonal things. To me, this was like a romantic comedy directed by the Farley Brothers.

Like, and like a weird, there's like, roasts out, there's poop humor, there's poop humor. I wrote a whole camera.. There's poop humor. There's poop humor. I wrote I have a poop humor. I like someone says come within the first five minutes and I was like, where am I? I felt like it was really hard to be like, we're not a homerike movie because we are cursing and someone has diarrhea but I'm like, yeah, but you are a hallmark movie. It just had it cursing in diarrhea. I mean it was produced by Mick G Did you see that yeah, yeah, yeah wonderland sound and vision yeah That's their company I wasn't like I was like a snorting comment about make a I'll make a I'll say this they did a really great job with using the mall

I mean that mall can I They really went all in on the mall usage They were like we're sure everything is all like ever In the clothes from the mall pass I know I've been in a mall in the past ten years It's like a ghost town like I go to the mall. I'm not anymore because the pandemic But I I love going to that mall. What's that one that's in the valley? That's like off of like like a woodman or something It's like oh, no West side. It's the west side valley village. No, not the west side pavilion, but there's one that's right by where the former headquarters

were for some kids. And it's just like such a mall. Such a bend, it's like such a bend way to give directions. It's like something to me more about sunkiss. Sunkiss. Sunkiss, one of the closest to me right off the one of what? Well, sun kiss used to be there. I do. I love going to malls too because there's um there's I just it makes me I think reminds me of home because that's what you did and like I even though I don't I love going to the bathroom body works and get my free candle

and I you know I'm dating myself. I used to love the other two illuminations. You know what story I used to always want to, was the engraving one. Remembered things. Remember this, remember this. Remembered things. I would go in there all the time as a teenager, like I'm not buying anything in here.

I would go in there all the time and dream of all this stuff I was gonna get engraved for people. Oh, like that was my. I would go to the FAO short store and the KB toys and Spencer's and the museum store and play with like the little puzzles in there. I would have like a rotation that I've just go through. Oh, Spencer's kid. You're a Spencer's kid.

I spent a lot of time in Spencer's with like the big fat ladies who were naked on cards. Yes. Or how about the naked guys that were on cards? That was because it gets a point. I was like, I was looking at the naked ladies. It's still ingrained, did you not? They have to tell the clerk. I'm just looking at the naked ladies. I'm a naked lady card.

I would just go to places like Casual Corner or Kato Plus to befriend the sales clerk and then let them teach me how to ring people up That's what I would do. You pick them line, but I'm not. I always wanted to learn how to use those shirt folder things You know that they have like they put like a big plastic plate on the shirt and then they fold them really fast and they pull the plate out like Yeah, that's amazing. That wears off after you do it like 1100 times, but I know how to do it and That wears off after you do it like 1100 times. But I know how to do it.

And when I worked in Gap and College, that made me remember my manager was like, how do you know how to do that? And I was like, casual corner when I was 11. Okay, so yeah, this movie was... It was. I thought this movie would put me in a holiday mood. It kind of did. It kind of didn't. It thought this movie would put me in a holiday mood. It kind of did.

It kind of didn't. It wasn't about the holidays at all. It wasn't about the holidays. It was like a Christmas movie. And almost like the big, okay, I know we are gonna go, we're gonna recap this, but just like from, like, I have to say a big note that I have is that like, they kind of skipped Christmas

at the end. It was all leading up to the fact that it starts off with a shitty Christmas and then it's supposed to lead up to the fact that the next Christmas is going to be amazing. Then they kind of ended in sprouts. I'm like, we sort of just climaxed in sprouts and then them all. We just sort of have a picture of Christmas. And that was the thing. They have like the Christmas choir

or whatever, right? They had the gospel choir. I call them Christmas. Christmas, too much gospel choir. Because those were some gay gospel thing. But they never put the fucking leaf in the table for him, okay? That's the point. We never got the fucking leaf in the table.

Well, welcome to being in a real fucking family. I know. Because your husband gonna come tonight because I don't wanna put the leaf in the table. That was welcome to being in a real fucking family. I know. Because your husband gonna come tonight because I don't wanna put the leaf in the table. That was the most authentic thing in this entire business. I think it was the most time on St. Patrick's. That was the holiday that got the most airplay. Like, how, what misery would life be

if you had to spend every one of these fucking holidays with your family? I know, it all's time. They just keep running to each other at all times. They go to all times. Mom, I have to meet you for a sinko to my own. Are you fucking kidding me? I know.

Mom, I have to beat you for Arbor Day. I know you. I'm going to a Halloween party with my crazy Ant Kristen Chenoweth. OK. Y'all, I'm from Oklahoma, so I love Kristen Chenoweth. Oh, I love Kristen Chenoweth. Oh, so I love Christian Chen with oh I love Christian Chen

I'm from homosexual so I love Christian yeah, it made no sense, but I loved it But it made this was this was her best performance since you played a wacky vice principal in the boy next door Okay, this was wow This is just her finest work since then. That is digging deep. We all remember that movie, right? Just yeah. She did not end well for her in that movie.

I seem to remember there was like an incident with like, duct tape. Didn't wait, isn't that when the like the crazy guy, wasn't it the JLo movie? And he was really hot and she was a teacher. He was really hot and they had great chemistry and for some reason they couldn't be together because I was like they're hot, they have to be together. And he got her like a first edition of the Odyssey.

Yes. Yes. And that was the joke because I'm like wouldn't it have been on tablets? Yeah. Happy to remember that and not the guy you're dating, Poodle. I love you. Come on that guy was hot You'll never forget that guy Ryan Vasquez am I making that up? You might be yeah, I don't know

This is my I mean maybe he's on my he's on my wallpaper, so I don't know I know Kristen Chen with good. Well, I know her from a lot of things obviously I know Kristen Chen with good. Well, I know we're from a lot of things obviously Good yeah, love her wicked and then before that Charlie Brown, but you're a good man. Yeah brown She actually had her own like NBC sitcom called Kristen Yeah, it was on for like three minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She also was tied up in duct tape and that one too was really weird. She's just really into those scenes. Now she was a cat jumped out pushing daisies and I love what that show I'm gonna fuck up the acronym GCB good criticism. Yeah, good Kitchen, but that was good. Yeah, but we're both from that world, you know, where we kind of are from those ladies. Good Christian bitch. That's true. I really, I was down for that show. They shouldn't have called it Christian bitches because that's what said everybody off there.

Oh, we won! How dare you! They take Christians! Baby eaters! I just, I think that she's like due for like a really good fox television legal drama where she walks. She's like a lawyer who's like just trying to handle it all and she walks into the court room and says, your honor, I object. This is a case, not about a crime. This is a case about family, you know? That's true.

Or crime like that? Why did she, well, was she the only one who had a Southern accent? I noticed that too. And the rest of them are like, for Chicago. Yeah, that was, yeah. That was, and she doesn't always have that think of a Southern accent.

It's not like you cast a dolly part, you know? When she comes on, like, ha! I was like, she's like from Mama's family, right? She also looked like none of her family members She's supposed to be sisters with Francis with Francis Fisher which was Francis Fisher like classical actress doing But also as a special like 20 years older than Kristen Chenoweth. I mean like This I feel like we are y'all gonna get into the movie, but I feel like, I don't think anyone cares really.

I don't think anyone's like, you know what I really need? A solid recap of holiday. Okay. Right. Right. There's one, one person just pulled over their car, Cheryl and just went, fuck.

I'm never gonna get my holiday. Never got that I needed. You'll get it, Cheryl. But there, I feel like people were in the room and basically this is an example. You can tell a lot of people were involved producing and making this movie because it is just like, hey, I have this great idea. Yeah, I have this and it was like, let's put all of our great ideas together. We can make this work. So it feels a little bit

schizophrenic. It feels, I think that is such an accurate observation. I think it's all of us are in LA or have lived in LA or like have been, I guess, sort of like part of the entertainment industry. And like this entire script reeks of a development exactly says, how about we put in a scene where he loses his finger? Sure, I guess.

And it's like the director, like, I looked up the director who his credits are curious. And I'm like, he clearly does not have enough, like this is like a big deal that he went from directing like, I don't know, an episode of like, of like, crossing, filming, or whatever, crossing Jordan. And then like, I don't know what he directed. But like, now he has something with Bryce Dallas Howard and like, you know, Chris and Kenna with. So not forever crossing Jordan and then like I don't know what he directed, but like now

he has something with Bryce Dallas Howard and like you know Chris and I with this did so he doesn't he doesn't really have any say So it's to be like okay sure we'll have a finger amputation scene That was what felt like dumb and dumb or to me that was where it got fairly brothers and the poo it was trying It was trying it like it just felt like it was someone was trying to wedge in some ideas on this poor script. Also written by a woman and I was like, I looked, I looked her up and could find a lot, Tiffany Paulson. But, um, second to women's movement back a little bit.

Well, no, it felt like it was like written in like 1978 for men and women. Like it's like, men, men, men men don't cry men don't have emotions women take a long time to process Because I'm raised and just slower and moving so not quickly When we say we don't want to be with somebody we really do want to be with And we're eating chocolate because we're so miserable Like a 10 Allen routine from like 1993. Yeah. It was terrible.

And like, let me just like push away this super hot guy who's like, I'm super into and he's super into me and he's also emotionally available all of a sudden. Let me just push my way just because I should push my wife because I'm surprised. Yeah, because I was into a guy that was really hot and he was French and like, I mean,

I was triggered by the whole thing, not as a woman, obviously, but I did. I was triggered more as just a single person who's like always single and plans to die single. Like, that sounds good to me. Like, I love it. I purposely do it. And then the whole movie is like this girl is like,

fuck it, I don't need anybody. I said the fucking kids table, fuck you, man, I'm fucking you, dude. And then at the end, she's like, but I do need somebody I'm just I almost felt like her character was written by someone who's never been single like it was like I got feel like I feel like that well I feel like Tiffany whatever her name is I'm like really glad that she wrote this movie we know it for her like for real like we know how hard to make these

movies I'm sure we're good but it read, like, Tiffany is one of those girls that just goes from relationship to relationship and she's created a character that's not like any other single person. I just don't think that single people act that way as someone who was like one single for like 15 years, you know? She just kind of, her character was the most problematic for me because I understood him, he was just an asshole.

Yeah, he's by my completely unlikable. Oh, completely! What a jerk! He's just hot. You guys, I love people like that. I was like, oh my god, I love his highlights. Like, I just thought he was like so lost and he's like, I love golf.

Like, that's his personality trait that he loves golf. And I don't know, I thought he was just always nice and charming, like, what did he's like, I love golf. Like that's his personality trait that he loves golf. And I don't know, I thought he was just always nice and charming, like, what did he do wrong? But he gets better near the end, but like, is handsome. He's a dick at the beginning, but she, she's kind of like dresses like every, like tech person on every crime procedural, every, you know, it's like every girl with a good face.

She's like, yeah with that up yeah like Jack power there's a criminal coming at you yeah it's like Chloe it's always Chloe on 24 or and she's kind of like she hates everything but always spends time with her family and also she doesn't want to be single but she also she wants to be single, but she also is painting for her fiance who is also a jerk, but then she freaks out about him wanting to have a baby, even though she doesn't want to have a baby. Yeah.

And she's also, yeah, also by the way, okay, this is going to probably, this might sound a little retrograde, but she's also like really pretty. And it kind of feels like she probably wouldn't have like a pretty easy time dating and I understand this why it's retrograde because I understand like looks kind of have nothing to do with like dating and whether it like it should be the whole or a pretty should be able to date. But at the same time it's kind of like,

like what she belongs about not having sex. Y'all this is just a fact. Straight pretty women can have sex basically whenever they want Yeah, this is our gay men talking Yeah, come at me come at me I feel like though. I feel like they really had to dirty her up like they had to put her in Chloe clothes But they had to put her hair was dirty. But like why don't they just cast Chloe? Why don't they just cast Mary and my scub?

That would be like a maid. Like that would actually be so invested. Like I actually would like it more if she were more like the ugly girl who then has this like super hot dude. Although I guess the super hot dude probably would not be like okay you're gonna be my holiday. Because I think you would want someone who's like hot to be his holiday right? It's a problem. You have to do it.

Well don't get me started and I do you're right, and I want to preface y'all. I have made a short film that's way worse than this. So yes, like Jake and I have them Peter shows that are complete shit. Oh yeah, I mean look we can't we're not coming from a place of oh we're all great filmmakers So we're gonna crash this film. Yeah, who cares like we're the all-o Ronnie all of our improv shows were always better than this Even yes, and those could get pretty the ones we had to buy pizza for people just I Girl we would have different times where we would apologize after to people like I'm sorry my short film coffee I made a short film in college called Coffee and I have to say, it is not as good as this.

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Yeah Well, this one you brought up the director so I had to look him up his name is John White, which I think is funny because I think it's really what he's doing is selling white people. Selling to white people. Yeah, and selling to white people to white people. Yeah. And he's known for directing and producing guiding light, 1952. I mean, this guy is, oh, well, I guess that's when it started. Holiday and big bombers like father like. How does he get this gig by the way

Girl he get this gig. I'm sure there are like so many qualified people like Actually, I didn't really have a problem too much with the direction. Believe it or not the direction was like fine I thought but like passable Yeah, I think but don't you said white people don't forget the funny black friend. Oh, yeah the vine star Oh, yeah, the vine star. No, that guy made a big on vine. Oh really? That's his whole thing his name is Andrew bachelor's name was King Batch and he was really funny in it. Yeah, what a debut. What I thought I featured debut He was the funniest and actually I I did go fall out loud several times at the older sister. It's some of her lines and the way she said that. She's on great anatomy, isn't

she? She had a few. Yeah. I don't look. I like that. I mean all this stuff we bitch about, I sat down. I was crying like the end. I got moved to my self. I was triggered because I was like maybe I do need to be happy with somebody else I Do I am I just eating too much because I want somebody to follow me in the mall But then I was like no I'm not at her because like she's some skinny girl that pretends she's always eating chocolate Like I hate that in movies and like there were so many things that made me mad But then I think and I cried and I was like okay

Therapy yeah, I I did actually I was like, okay, therapy. Yeah, I did actually, I was sort of like pining for them to get together, only because I was so annoyed by the fact that they weren't together. I was like, there's no reason for you guys not to be together. And you guys are trying to be all metta in the beginning of this movie by like joking about romcoms and what people do in romcoms are so cliche. I'm like, the most cliche thing is that you're not together

and real people would have been together right now. Yes, and the interesting is they dropped all of that. And about about 30 minutes into the film, they dropped all the meta. Yeah, that was from the first draft. That was before the development execs got involved. They were like, it was probably all over the thing, you know. I actually had like very high hopes once I realized what this movie was about.

Because I had no idea, because probably like my number two, number one, number two favorite Christmas song of all time is Christmas Rapping by the Waitresses. Do you know that song? No. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. I think I'll miss this one this year. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

Oh, I do know that song. It's a grubby space. So it's actually like a story song. The reason why I'm bringing up is a story song. It's about this woman who's basically Bryce Talsk Sloan. It's basically Sloan's character. And it's this woman who like basically like the Christmas sucks for her. And she meets a guy at a Christmas party.

And then like the whole song is about how they keep running each other every like through all the holidays throughout the year. And then at the end of the song they spend Christmas together and it's like Bobo, you know, so I sort of like hoping Oh, it's called I want to watch that and it's a song It's a song and I was always thought like why has no one adapted this song into a movie and I was like oh here it is It finally arrived so I had like your idea. I did that shit. So wait, who do you keep calling? I already took it. Bryce Dallas Howard

What this who do you keep calling Bryce Dallas Howard? What this? Who do you keep calling Bryce Dallas Howard? Isn't it? Isn't that? This is Julia Roberts' meet. Oh, it's Emma Roberts. Emma Roberts. Yes, I know her because of American horse. That makes me always plays this character.

So why is Bryce Dallas Howard in this? She was in classic words. I can keep his names on the daily and I actually just went with you on that. So, uh, Bryce Dallas Howard was one of one the what that really terrible she was in the village uh... i love the village how dare you i did not get the village by the way he's so wait you didn't you at the end when the she came on the road you just don't go have i've been let us try

but now at the end i was like oh my god that was such a good twist and everybody in the theater was like Literally yelling in the movie theater how much it had an amol like this one You've been in the mall the whole time Control has been the mayor this whole time and she's a mannequin you guys did you I When they first started talking about the concept of a holiday and I didn't really really understand it. And then it's like, and Kristen Chen, I was like, yeah, I'd just bring a new person every time it's a holiday.

And then they just perverted the concept. They, thank you. They really did. Because it's not about that. We got out, fuck. It's not about like, it's not about taking someone to the same thing, which makes no sense. If you're not going to have a relationship with that person, even your parents know.

So you're not fooling your parents. So like this guy again, I guess they're never going to get together. Why are you bothered? And also, like... They probably really love each other. It's also like what is wrong with these people that they're so insecure that they can't go to a like like Easter with their family alone Or what's wrong with their family? Vapid and empty are you that you just desperately need someone by you and and and also you're gonna

Continue it for the rest of the year and like do you really get date for same Patrick's day Isn't same Patrick's day the time when you get drunk and then hook up with a rando? Yeah, definitely. Cheryl just drove off the road again and now she's sobbing. Just going, fuck! Because I destroyed the movie before. You just read her. But also this kind of reminded me of that deal, you know, we all make with our best

girlfriend growing up. Like, if you don't get married, and I don't get married, then maybe we can get married one day. And then you turn 40 and you're like, I'm not fucking marrying you. I was stealing that. Maddie gave that with one of his best girlfriends.

Like, can you give me that baby? Yeah, baby. And now she doesn't believe in gay marriage. She's married to a straight man. So you know what, she can live her life. You see, that's how shit works out later in life. And the kind of reminded me of that. By the way, I have to say also, to a straight man. So you know what, she can live online. You see, that's how shit works out later in mine. Yeah. By the way, I never reminded me of that.

By the way, I have to say also, Kudos, this movie for not having ambition, you know, they're like, we could have added some twists. We could have done something like, I don't know, make them fall for each other around July 4th, and then like, maybe one of them, or maybe like, maybe one of them starts like dating someone for real in the real world, and then there's a real complication. And instead they sort of sprinkled us with that, with that Labor Day incident, but they're like, no, we're not going to complicate this. We're just going to have two people who should be dating

and they just won't date because we're telling them not to date. Yeah. That's it. It's really lazy, you're right. Yeah. I wanted the twist for me that they, I just wanted the twist to be that they were like no we're going to just stay single and that's and it's fine and everyone's fine and then

you see like 50 years down the line he's still coming over for Christmas you know and they haven't seen each other since. Oh yeah. Holiday. And they're still like yeah. I would tell you to like finally get her baby but not tell him about it and then like we flash forward to like 30 when he finally meets his son at Yeah, they're just gonna love for a better fine. Finally get her baby, but not tell him about it. And then like we flash forward to like 30 when he finally meets his son at Christmas. That's what they just both come out of the closet. He's gay, she's a lesbian, and it makes so much more sense.

That's great. That's the greatest ending to the happiest season. They would definitely have to change its highlights because those are definitely hetero lights. Hetero lights. They are, they are really good hetero lights though. He was hot. He was a poor him-sworth brother. He reminded me of that guy who was in the... he was Australian I think as well.

Poodle's gonna hate it because I'm terrible at things. He was like he was a hot blonde guy and an actor. So I'm getting specific. This is like our version of Pyramid that we do. He's in a shark movie. Sam from cheer. He was where he thought me not the mech. It was like, oh yeah, deep blue sea of Sam Neal. Jason Patrick. Maybe I'm terrible. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm guy. He's not even that blonde. I have a computer You know what he reminds me of he to me. He looks like Austin from like Southern Charlie like what Austin could be if he was hotter But also with like mixed with Aaron Eckhart He gave it to you. Yes Aaron Eckhart. Yes, that's it. He did kind of like often but his tongue was

So Thomas Jane that's who he kind of That guy was on my spank bank Thomas Jane of bitch you really elevated him because he has nothing distinctive about him like Thomas Jane like even his name is it's like, I'm sure that how many times were did people think that like when they were doing roll call that they think there was a lovely lady named Jane Thomas there. Like, like, like, Louis the most generic name, Tom and Jane. Tom is a Jane. Yeah, I watch him on the expanse. I love him. But when you said that, I thought you were talking about Simon Baker from the mentalist. I don't know. Oh, he's attractive too.

You know, the rumor about him was that he never wore deodorant and he just stunk up the place. I really liked. Yeah, the cast were like, can we not be here anymore? Really? Because he was so awful. Yeah. Well, he always wore vests on that show on the mentalist, like that was his character

track. Like he could tell what everybody was thinking, but also he wore vests on that show on the mentalists like that was his character track like he could he could tell what everybody was thinking but also he wore vests. Which I always really loved. Okay, so shall we start to recap this? Yes. Okay. We'll recap this in the next episode. He was part team. He was part team. He was part team. The holiday. So it opens up with a woman who we come to know as Sloan. By the way, every name in this movie is like Wasp. It's like Wasp Nightmare. Everything was like Sloan, Jackson, York.

I mean, York. Oh, York. It was like very hard for me to remember his name. So this is Sloan. She's Emma Roberts, not Bryce Dallas Howard, nor she Jessica Chastain. She's just Emma Roberts. And she's smoking a cigarette outside.

It's the holidays. And she's like, fucking holidays. Yeah, guess what? You're an R-rated movie. Fucking twat. And we know how this tone is gonna go. This movie, very much is like, hey, we wanna show you everything.

So that's what you don't, this is pretty, you don't infer anything. Yeah, and she walks in and she's, and immediately we just see like, it suddenly becomes like this calvocade of, it is like Poodle said, it becomes Mama's family where you feel like your next- What's up with the entire time?

Yes. The house is like Christmas Wonderland, she's like the only wonder it isn't belong, and all the siblings are like, you're single! Yeah, the single parents are here, wow! And they're like, you know what, let's make a romantic comedy character who's not anything like a romantic comedy character And she takes her cigarette and she ashes it out on sand his head outside. I was like, okay, listen, okay? Yeah, I'm trying to cheer for you because you're single all the time, but that's not nice. I know. I'm gonna call it a day.

She's like, if you like the feature film, bad moms, you're gonna love me. Come on. Come on. Bad Santa. I feel like, and I'm referred to this because I'm a comic nerd, but why? It feels like this was a romantic comedy kind of directed by Zack Snyder.

And why I say that is because Zack Snyder, like if there's a lily, he will guild it to the stream. And I feel like they were like, hey, how did that, the only normal name in the home movie? How did your date go with Rodney the clown like it That was such a weird thing to say it like you could have said in the count you could have said Rodney the The fireman even if you wanted it sexy, but no the clown why don't I want to see I want to see her date with the clown Like wouldn't it make more sense if she turned down a really good option, like Rodney the lawyer or something like that?

Like, it almost felt like the movie should have had, like either this family would be totally arched and crazy and like obsessed with people being like married off and like that's what's funny about them is that they are have like this like crazy mindset, like the other family we see in the beginning, but it's not that. They're just like, oh, we set you up with a clown.

Why aren't you into dating? Yeah, why aren't you into that? You fucking loser. Like, I love that the family just thinks that she's completely a loser as well. Like they, the mom is the least supportive mother you'll ever meet and just a monster. She kind of is, but I like, that's my mom in a way like she's right and it's like that even and I like a realistic mom because all these moms and Christmas movies you're like oh my god I'll like care about as you and then I die at the end and everyone cries like family stone can be getting started but this I like to see a mom who's like you know what I'm miserable you're miserable and you know we're all gonna

fucking die alone I don't want to put the fucking leaf in Do we ever do we ever find out what happened to the dad did she did we ever find out? She had a very um like undeveloped park. Yeah, it was kind of like I hate putting leaves in tables I hate putting leaves in tables and now I'm gonna like hook up with the dad for the wonder years I think that arc was probably in a draft. That is a dad from the Wonder Years. That's what it was. I think that arc was in a part of the draft, who he was because that guy and because dad, Wonder Years dad, replaced that kind of gruff

and that's why she was being that way to the daughter. Right. So we never got the payoff from that. So you're saying the mom and the daughter are both terrible people because they're not with the man and it's happy. Okay, just wanna make sure we're perpetuating some. The mom also might blame the daughter.

Maybe it was a thing like the dad tried to set the daughter up with a boyfriend and he died. And so she always blames, the mom blames the daughter for her husband dying. Oh my god. That's what somebody call white cell. Yeah Patrick I mean We're not when your father sets you up on that day to long time ago and he ran into an estate If only you hadn't been single he would be here with us today to put in the leaf That's why Francis picture agreed to do that

Agree to this movie because of that scene that was cut unfortunately Well, you know there were probably was like a thing that was like she doesn't like like putting in the leaf Reminds her when they had more people at the table. Yes, that was a God I have a spitch the movie should have been a baby see mini series. Yeah, you just added some layers to Francis over there I think jigs right that they trick people by giving them big scenes in the script and then cutting them We're like what is Francis fish are doing here? I'm probably have like some huge scene at the grave. You know, where she's she has a monologue She has a monologue and it got cut. I think yeah, I think I think that was it because she's a dramatic actress and she was the mom

and from Titanic. So her most famous is is K-Pencil's mom. And didn't she win an Oscar for Unforgiven? Yes, she did. Oh, that's so much. She's got a lot of award winning actresses. She's got Academy Awards in Canada. She's got Academy Award winner playing a mom who's has no reason for being cruel to her daughter But it's necklake and there was more money than God and so they just gave it to her She's just like very determined ever daughter be with someone and so Also like one thing that we learn is that Sloan is a smoker although do we only really see your

as a smoker although do oh we only really see your smoke oh horrible people are smoke they couldn't make her fat because it's TV might as well make her a smoker smoker who enjoys chocolate and then we also see the aunt what's the aunt's name is it Susan it's a it's a name it just sounded like they were saying slit I'd type aunt slit like when I was typing notes. She brought home a Christmas. She brought home a Santa Claus. She the Santa Claus from the mall mind you. We're already introducing most important character of the mall. Yeah.

And that's in every scene. This is a serious sex addiction. It really is. You're really hanging out. This is coming from gay men. That's saying that. This is coming from me. I have a lot of sex. And I think this is some serious sexual addiction. I supported. I think it was the most progressive part of the entire movie.

It was. Very much so. I'm kind of for it too. I love to that again. Most movies you see a little bit, even though I can like 24 dresses with what's her name? Who's horrible? There's like 27 dresses, please. You remove three of her dresses.

Yeah, I can't. I'm terrible. Can you just make that movie much more acceptable? Well, I'm the Jake's world. I spend all of my time going 27 right after he says something. But, or like, go ahead. No, I was going to say another correction when he's like, yeah, that's like, you know, press your luck hosted by Elizabeth Smart.

And I stopped and I went, do you mean Elizabeth Banks? She'd be like, Elizabeth Smart would have been so good. Elizabeth Smart would have been so good. And she was kidnapped. Yeah, she would have been better. Every have been every time something things she would just be like or Jake I just said she could play her heart By the way if this movie were made 15 years ago would be starring Amy smart I think we can all agree and we have Dean

Yeah It would I forgot oh I was gonna say there's usually some time where they set up the characters We get a little bit of life within the first minute and 30 seconds we get oh well you need to go on a holiday honey and I'm like whoa whoa what's the holiday yeah we just got it and in like the first minute yet this movie was an hour and 45 I know long 90 minutes were you the only one who was shocked that when you when it was like labor day and you're like okay there's only like two months left in the year it was Halloween and I was, there's still 40 minutes left after Halloween.

I was too. This should have been 90 minutes tops, 85. Would have been. That is a leg. Yeah, that was some TV movie thing when it said holiday. No, just to say, when they say holiday right out the gate, that's like some TV movie show with the like, we gotta get the premise in before the first commercial.

That's some producer gotta get the name out there boys. Brandic recognition. I wanna say that, like, I love doing my show Jake. Jake's one of the smartest people I know, and usually he's usually very aware of things. But every once in a while, I'm like, where the fuck did you think that? And I love you, Poodle, but you did say,

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