Watch What Crappens - Project Runway: DNA Dramz

Episode Date: January 21, 2020

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Starting point is 00:05:38 Yeah, so that was then. Let's go check that out. And that brings us to a very special recap, because we do not always do a full recap of Project Runway. But this week since we're traveling a little bit, we decided to add a recap in here. And the recap is of Project Runway, episode six of season 18. I mean, it's either Project Runway or Spy Games. So I mean, there's not many options for us, right? It's so funny. Bravo will like have seven epa seven shows on all at once. And we're
Starting point is 00:06:12 like, oh, and then all of a sudden, there's like three episodes on. So, yeah, but I mean, obviously, I'm not comparing project runway two spy games. I would never have to do the brand. How dare I also I don't think it think it premieres tonight. Oh, yeah, well, we have to watch. I think we'll talk about on the bonus or something like I don't understand how it's on Bravo. I don't understand how this gets greenlit and yet we can't seem to get another season of ladies of London and yet but we have to watch people pretending to be spies for in a competition. I don't I don't understand it. I do not get it. Listen, if they'll
Starting point is 00:06:45 green might blind date, they'll green might anything. Okay. Yeah, I don't know what's going on over there. A Bravo programming cash cab blind date spy games. I mean, like what is up with this transition into TNT? It doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, we're here to support you Bravo. Okay, stop fucking get up. Yeah, please. So let's just focus on Project Runway because that is a legacy show and it is one of the pillars of Bravo. Well, last week we got rid of the Super Boring White girl. And in case you forgot who she was,
Starting point is 00:07:15 it's the second Super Boring White girl. Yes. Because there was that other one who was super boring, who struggled with something. Well, because this last week was Melanie, right? Melanie went home because she's a minimalist. Bobby Saby. Yeah, she's a minimalist. She's like, you know, I just can't find my groove.
Starting point is 00:07:31 For Christ's sake, woman, so a triangle onto a body. Like what's so hard? Like, there's literally a song from the 80s called Get Into the Groove. Okay, just follow that song. Yeah, and it was Cindy Holt. So a triangle onto a body. I just really. Because that's what they always do, right? The middle list.
Starting point is 00:07:49 It's like it's a triangle, but on a body. It's an unfinished hem because that's just my aesthetic. And Cindy Lottor. What's the guess? Into Best Boy, Cindy Lottor. Leave the 80s out of it. Best part of her was that she did a full on psoriasis ad in the middle of Project Runway.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Did you catch that? You know, I caught it the second time. Did I watch it a second? I feel like I watched it. I definitely caught it. It was like, hey, I'm Cindy Loppa and I have psoriasis all over my body, kinky boots. Yeah, she did like an actual commercial for it this week But last week she did like an onset, you know like while we're judging. What's have some hello fresh? It was one of those things
Starting point is 00:08:33 But instead of hello fresh it was With Girls just want to not have sororuses girls just want to not itch Girls just want to not have psoriasis. Girls just want to not itch, right? I see a true psoriasis coming through. I've been clean for years. Time after time my psoriasis comes back. KELAMOINE after KELAMOINE. She pops, she pops a Royaces. Oh, the Royaces. That's all. I don't know how the Goodyear song goes, unfortunately. What is the Goodyear song?
Starting point is 00:09:22 That's girls just want to have psoriasis. Yeah. I don't know if it's something like Gune's it's like can't stop the Gune's or something like that. It's just Yeah, I could have I could have had psoriasis all night I could have I could have had Saraias' all night. Nelson de Lafars and my fair lady, my fair Saraias' my fair Sarai. Look, have Saraias' tonight. Victoria keeps making the same thing over and over I think.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Yes, but she does it well. And it's good on trend over and over, I think. But she does it well. So good. And it's great. On trend. Because, and she's another one, he's like, triangle, I make triangle. Like they really love the triangle. Look, this year. See, I make triangle.
Starting point is 00:10:13 But she does like triangle. She's like, I have triangle of fabric, but then triangle of cutouts also. Look, look, look, there's her ribcage slightly exposed. Moldova. Moldova. We don't have heritage. Moldova. Moldova. We don't have heritage in Moldova. We're very pretty.
Starting point is 00:10:28 That's our heritage. Is Moldova spelled with a V? I always put a V cut out on the ribcage. Jeffrey, the happiest, doggiest guy on the show. Always running around confused like he's lost his tennis ball. He ended up winning and it was so funny because the whole challenge he's like, Synthy Lopper changed my life. I was a scared boy and then I found Synthy Lopper.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I mean he is literally a dog. I mean he's like groving up my father through a baseball at my face and was like, I wish I had a son. I thought he was going to get eliminated because he was getting all this backstory and he was like, all sad looking and like even, it seemed like even some of his like, you know, bondage wear was drooping. I was like, oh, he's sad today, but it turns out he was, he gets, he's one of those people who like, the better he doesn't like the sadder he gets, you know? Yeah. And I mean, wow, he just really loves Cindy Lopper.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I mean, I get love, I get loving Cindy Lopper like just being a fan in general. I get it, but wow, this guy was just everything that happened. He's like, it's because of Cindy Lopper. Don't hate, hey Jeffrey, the elevator's here. He's like, oh, thank you Cindy. Thank you Cindy. He probably like how to phase in his life where he tried to dress like Captain
Starting point is 00:11:53 the well-banner. You know, to be like, no, I could be like Cindy's father. Thank you. Thank you Cindy. And she told the boring white girl who got kicked off. She's like, ah, you know, honey, it just swings this way in that like it's part of a car wash It was terrible what what Melanie made. I mean, I don't even remember it. I just remember that I do remember it I do remember it was like this plasticky or leacy sheer thing that was like a car wash But like I when I say I don't remember it in like I don't Like it was just so viscerally blah that it's just like the first thing to say I don't remember it but then when you think about
Starting point is 00:12:31 you like you do remember it and you're like no I don't like that it's like thinking about a bad canceled sitcom. Yeah it was it's kind of the equivalent of just what you were to do laundry in you know like just like jogging pants it's like your sad laundry day. We're like, I don't care who sees me. These jogging pants are stained and disgusting. There's like cigarette holes burnt into them. And then, you know, you see somebody, you know, and you're like, okay, I'm officially being sent home. I'll tell you what I think it is.
Starting point is 00:12:56 I think it's, you have to make a last minute Halloween costume so you like buy something. And you say, okay, this is, I'm'm a car wash guys and then you think to yourself, I can actually just wear this. This actually turned out pretty well because it's something I could wear. So you start wearing it to do laundry and stuff. But then maybe one day you wear it out
Starting point is 00:13:15 and your friends are like, why are you wearing that? Like, oh, no, I thought it was, I mean, I don't know. And then it just goes back to being your laundry thing and then you're thinking to yourself, why did I ever think this is something I should wear? And then you just wind up donating it to a thrift store. That's the journey that that's on. Wow, basically every piece of clothing I have.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Everything I get for the crappies. Yeah, no, your crappies clothes are cute. So let's see here, don't play the 80s. Oh, also what happened last week is Sergio, that mother trucker, what an asshole that guy is. He's like, well, I designed for older ladies who are really rich and those are my clients. And if you guys don't like it, then she'd have had.
Starting point is 00:13:52 I don't really care what you think. And they're like, oh, hi, you're in a competition. So you kind of have to care what we think, stupid. Yeah, exactly. He is truly the worst. He is so, he's so all over the map. And he is so insincere. And one of the great legacies of that twink
Starting point is 00:14:11 who was kicked off after he insulted or insinuated and insulted to Carly was that he basically was like, I think Sergio came on to the show to play a character. And I think Sergio is doing that. I think Sergio is an asshole. I don't think that's the character. I think the character is him trying to pretend to be this like man of the world who cares about things. And what bothers me about Sergio is that he acts
Starting point is 00:14:32 like he's full of compassion and this week he winds up crying. And oh, he's always caring about the world and the very first challenge. He was like, we're running out of space, which is why we have issues in this world. And we need a place to go to space because we need space because and it's like the world We need to save the world and even as byline is some sort of like eco MINDED designer something like that. So he's always talking about compassion acting like compassion And yet whenever he is faced with criticism or Christians like so let me see what you want to do He is immediately like no no, this is what I do so He is on the one hand
Starting point is 00:15:11 Saying that we need to be more compassionate and yet everything that he does is someone who is not Open to any sort of change or reflection. Yeah, he's a he's a dick. Okay. There's a lot in the sort of it He's a dick and Okay, there's a lot in the short of it. He's a dick. And he's the kind of person who takes a serious issue and tries to manipulate everybody around him with it. You know, like, oh my God, the crisis is at the border. So I should win. No, you're dressed sucks. Okay. So stop trying to drag the children into the border or stuck who died at the border into this terrible fashion. Okay, don't do them like that. What are they ever doing to you? Yeah, that's all. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:15:46 I hate when people take like real things happening in the world and try and use it to their advantage. And it's more than- And it's more than- And it's disgusting. Your growth, you should have gone home. Sure. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:15:57 So backstage now, where this episode picks up, so Victoria is- Victoria. I really like Victoria. And I like that she's becoming the girl that's saying things like, I feel guilty. I feel guilty. I'm on the top so many times. Oh God, I'm just too good. I'm too good. I just don't want people to be mad at me. I realize better and better. I have chance to win.
Starting point is 00:16:20 She goes to my only competitor is Jeffrey, um, Thoretenis Paul, Brittany, stupid hat, and Delvin, white jacket, but talented. And then for these are guys, what about Sergio? She goes, oh, no, of course not. Not him. He designed for B. Arthur. And then we cut to Sergio, assaulting an avocado, which was hilarious. I don't know why they put that in, but I died.
Starting point is 00:16:46 They'd like stop the music. And he's like, look at me, Salting and Avocado. It's from the Earth. So. He's probably one of those people who piled on to a Meghan Markle making Avocado toast. Did you hear about, now, you know, now with the, with that whole scandal, everything's coming out. Like we're learning, I feel like as Americans, we're learning about all the awful things
Starting point is 00:17:04 that the press were saying about Meghan Markle and stuff. And did you read about this? One of the things was that they got mad at Meghan Markle for having avocado toast. They're like, well, Meghan Markle ordered avocado toast, and as we all know, avocado is contribute to everything to everybody in the world. And they listed all the things that are like terrible
Starting point is 00:17:20 with avocados and why, like, therefore Meghan Markle's terrible. And you know, he piled on to that too. He's like, well, Megan Markle is avocados and that's just not responsible. And if he's is, he can have a cato and salt again. We caught you being a hypocrite in our minds. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Thanks for rooting, Prince Harry and Megan Markle. God, leave them alone. What the hell? That's all people talk about is Prince Harry and Megan Markle. What the fuck do we care? Like, literally us Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. What the fuck do we care? Like literally us and why do we care? Leave them the fuck alone. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I've never seen people fighting this much over something I completely don't get. I would quit that fucking job too. Bye. It's so fun, but for the record, my official stance on it is whatever Caroline Stanbury says, that's my official stance. So if Caroline carolina's and burses that's my official stance so carolina's and burses they should just walk up its part of the job and they should deal with them like yes that is what that's how i feel to yes that would she said
Starting point is 00:18:14 no i don't know because if she also says they should get away from it's an old fashioned thing and they should go often have sex in canada up against that's how i feel to i'm just basically taking whatever carolina's and burses well i don't know what's happening. I'm in trouble. But he's like in six, in six to the line to this drone. So here's my guess, even though I hate everybody else talking about it.
Starting point is 00:18:32 So I'm going to make everybody listen to me talk about it. It's called being a hypocrite. Here's what I think. I think it's going to be like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, keep for Sutherland type show where he moves to Hollywood. They're doing really well and then something happens in all of the the people who are at like six fifth in line to the throne they're all like having a picnic somewhere and i don't know there's a gas leak or something
Starting point is 00:18:55 and they'll explode and then so harry has to come back and take over the royale dlts yes called king ralf happened with john Goodman. Yeah, there you go. Remember that movie? Or that one where key for Southern, then that TV show where he was like the secretary of, I don't know, designated survivor.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Yeah, you're designated, designated King Ralph. How about that? The designated Michael. Designated Michael. Oh, I would so be into that. That's a great show. You heard it here.
Starting point is 00:19:24 First people. It's a very dark prediction, but there I've met. Oh, I would so be into that. That's a great show. You heard it here first people. It's a very dark prediction, but there I've met. That's a day, Markle. I think that'd be a great show. And she'd be like, I'm the queen now. Like, that's not even a British accent. She goes, I know, I'm Canadian. I'm doing this to annoy you.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Yeah. I was on white collar, so take it. The sun is on suits. Oh, suits. Well, you know, I don't think white colors even often wear white colors It's probably a show and development at USA they're like hmm two words. Oh, it's a little wordy for us White colors so or collar is it? Yeah, I'm gonna look it up now Oh my god, by the way people who came to actually hear about
Starting point is 00:20:01 Roger project which is like you're never gonna it. White collar USA Network, thank you. I'm correct. Yeah, it's that hot guy, isn't it, Matt Boomer? Yeah, Matt Boomer. Oh yeah. Hotly. Can't wait to watch you on season three of that USA show that I like.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Anything. Okay, guys, the point is, who cares, where are we? Okay, so Victoria is like who cares, where are we? Okay, so Victoria is like getting kind of full of herself. And then Christian and Carly come out on the runway, and I just love when they're standing right next to each other because it's like a big tall shadow and then a little tiny shadow.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Yeah, it's a study in contrast, but also shadows. Yeah. So guys, understanding who you are is important. Your heritage is very important. Look at Alexander Wang. Look at my heritage. White. Extremely tall.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Okay. Alexander Wang's heritage comes through an amazing face mask type fashion. Mine comes through in really nice dresses for praying mattresses. So yeah. My heritage is Mantis. Look. Another old TV show possibly is starring Matt Boomer. Even though it's not Matt Boomer, just being everything.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Yeah, Mantis with Matt, Matthew Boemer. I would watch it. I'm very much go the flow. I'm basically not having my own opinions. I'm just like, my Matthew Boemer's gonna be in a show. He's hot. I'll watch it, Catherine. I mean, Caroline Stambury has an opinion on the royals.
Starting point is 00:21:39 I'm gonna go with it. I'm just outsourcing my views today. Mm-hmm. So Sergio looked super excited about the Heritage Challenge, and I know he has one, but I was kind of hoping he would choose like his old lady. He's like my heritage, old ladies. My heritage, Marlotte Thomas.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Old hair, old ladies. Who, oh, my notes just disappeared. What happened? I don't know. I don't know what happened to your notes. I'll tell you this. It said resolve conflict.
Starting point is 00:22:10 And I said no. And then it all disappeared. Keep version. Is it back? That was Caroline Sandbrite. Would you like to resolve this conflict? No, fine. Goodbye.
Starting point is 00:22:23 The end. Thank you for coming to watch us. Thank you for coming to watch. It's great. Can I can I assist you on this top on this on this endeavor? I blame Megan Markle for everything that just happened to my notes or man, the reboot of Mantis. She's like, all right, we have a podcast. I've talked to you about us, let us infiltrate. And it has been solved. So yeah, I was hoping he his heritage was like old ladies who like to shop at Delarts. It probably is. So then Delvin gets a little confused because he's like,
Starting point is 00:22:54 that may sound like free to other people, but I would prefer to have a little direction. Just your heritage. That's actually a pretty direct thing. Look at your heritage. Just that's that's actually a pretty direct thing. Look at your heritage. I mean his thing was that like he is like, you know, he has a lot of different heritage. But um, I feel like that's still pretty. I think that's like very doable, you know, I, you know, when I'm getting a sense up with Delvin, he's someone who does not think about his roots.
Starting point is 00:23:23 That's what I'm getting. I'm getting a sense of somebody who buys jackets before they've earned them. That's what I'm... I mean, in a sense of someone who is trying to look like he works in a fashion house in Paris, but actually looks like he's working in CVS. Yeah, and you know, actually part of me likes that, that he's just like vision board wearing it. You know, I'm kind of like... Yeah, it's like my goals. I'm living my goals, you know,
Starting point is 00:23:47 but again, it's like one of those people who puts too many sticky notes all over the place so they can be positive. Like smile. I follow someone like that on Instagram. It's so annoying. He's hot. So I follow him, but he's like lately all about putting the sticky notes up. And it's like, you're awful. You're stop doing this. I'm like, actually waiting for that tipping point where he gets so awful that I have to stop. He doesn't know he's no longer hot.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I'm like so excited for the spell to be broken, but he's still hot, so I still have to follow. Yeah, that's why you have to actually date. That's why you have to actually meet hot people before you have sex because they become a lot less attractive once you actually talk. I think that's just a normal human thing, right? Just get to know people.
Starting point is 00:24:27 That's the only way to properly hate them. If you're serious. Yeah. So anyway, so Carly, she is, like she does her favorite thing, which is like, and designers, this is a one day challenge. She does that like, Cheshire Cat smile
Starting point is 00:24:43 that she loves doing. They're like, oh, it seemed like a 30 day challenge to me. I like Cheshire cat smile that she loves doing. They're like, it seems like a 30 day challenge to me. I know. Why do they keep going home? I'm going home. I feel like they went home and came back a lot. And then Christians like, makeup is very important. Maybe lean believes beauty,
Starting point is 00:25:00 constant beauty and individually, individuality and psoriasis. Okay. Have I said everything I need to say? Fucking clocking out now. Yeah, really nothing speaks of individuality, like mass-marketed cosmetics. Nothing says heritage, like Maybelline.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Maybe, nothing says heritage, like, have a tagline that says maybe she's born with it. I'm not sure that's really heritage. Maybe? Like, you don't even know, manly. You know what, you literally don't even know your heritage. You're asking us every single time maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's maybe we don't know. So let's see, they're choosing the models now.
Starting point is 00:25:40 And Jeffrey's like, oh, I'm sticking with Kornate because she's Italian enough. And then he goes and like finds a bone and runs around on circles. Yeah, that's my heritage. Lebanese enough. Yeah. And Sergio is like, he's like, I got Stephanie Milatina Princess. I just can see, I can just imagine how many times she rolled her eyes during this entire process like, oh my god, this guy just not speak for me. I know she's like, why are you putting age makeup on me?
Starting point is 00:26:16 Why are you covering me in like, flowy old lady fabrics? So Delvin is, he's not crystal clear about his heritage because his father passed away when he was really young. And he was told that his father was in gangs and like a life of crime and stuff. And that's how he died. And so he feels a loss of identity, which is so fucking sad. Yeah. It is sad.
Starting point is 00:26:42 But at the same time, what about his mom? It's sad. At the same time, it's you but you do have a mom too That's like that could be your like Make an ode to your mom make an ode to where you came from you know, yeah And then everybody starts getting a face time Yeah, this is like on survivor when the loved ones visit towards the end of season and everyone cries except it's happening now Like on the fourth challenge.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Yeah, and of course Jeffrey's mom is like, I don't think it's working. The gifts of good mom. Ah, it's not working. Hey mom, can you see me? I can't see you. Oh, you look so cute. So you can't see me. Nope, that's it.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I don't hear you either. ABC. ABC what? I can't hear you. It's a gun, damn it. So, um, yeah, the Nancy is like speaking with her sister and Nancy is like, so, um, you know, like, what do we do for our, for our hearty and sister's like, oh, well, you know, like meatballs, meatballs and spaghetti, things like that, you know, pizza.
Starting point is 00:27:44 It's like, no, it's fashion We're not we're not cooking something. Yeah, it's like oh fashion. All right like love pizza meatballs any of that Resonating Expression all right love then love and passion red garlic No, it's like well, I guess I'll have to resort to my other heritage, which is corporate America, so I'm going to dress up like PowerPoint. Yeah, she's like, I'm sending down a pie chart. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:14 So, yeah, so Deon is crying to her mom and everything. Oh, because you know Deon's like her mom, I guess is back in Korea and everything. So she doesn't get to see her mom a lot. So that was, that was sweet. I like that. I like Deon. Deon. Deon. Dolvin is, Dolvin's mom is telling him that she's, he's got Cherokee,
Starting point is 00:28:36 Antian on her side. And then on her dad's side, he has some Mexican too. And he's like, oh my god. Now I'm even more confused. I called you for clarity woman. Yeah, exactly. And later on, Delvin decides that that's what he's going to lean in on is his Mexican side. I'm like, dude, you just found out about this.
Starting point is 00:28:56 You're not going to have that close connection to it. What are you doing leading into this culture that you only just found out you're a part of? Lean into what you know, Delvin, delve into what you know, CVS uniforms. So then at Mood, Victoria is telling us, women in Moldova, they're very pretty. And her boyfriend was her family member. He's like, well, here's the thing about us. We're beautiful people. So that's what she means. We're just so beautiful. We love showing about two ribs in our cages.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Yes, our culture is that we're hot. She's like, I'm going with it. And the Jeffrey is running around the store like the confused dog that you call him. It's so funny. It's like, Jeffrey is like, hold on. and it's so funny. It's like, Jeffrey's like, hold on. He doesn't know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:29:50 He's like, momentarily alarmed, but he doesn't recognize someone, just starts barking. Oh, new UPS guy. Yeah. So then, yeah, so then Christian checks in with Chelsea and is like asking about like all her colors and everything and and oh yeah, so he's like, so do you want to you want to ask him anything? Anything at all?
Starting point is 00:30:15 She's like, no, I'm fine. She's like, okay, but just remember what happened to Team Challenge, you guys didn't ask me anything. And like what happened, you guys designed an entire collection based around Beetlejuice. So anyway, I designed Oscar dresses. Yeah. And then Shavi is like a month's year. I kind of need line. What am I going to do? So Shavi's already having a bad day. And Delvin is like, well, I'm going
Starting point is 00:30:38 to do a hybrid between a blazer and a dress because I'm part Creole, which is French. So I'm going to connect Creole to French houses. And we know he's in a mess. Okay, this is disaster. This is not going the right way at all. So yeah, so then everyone is like checking out and everything and the dog is on the floor and then they go back to the design room where they have 11 hours left to work. Yeah, Stitches just splaid out on the floor. You know when dogs are like, I own this, I'm putting every piece of my underbody.
Starting point is 00:31:17 It's not like he's just laying down. His legs are like splaid out and his arms are splaid out. It's like who hurt Stitch? He looks like he's just been ironed onto and his arms are splaid out. It's like, who hurt Stitch? He looks like he's just been ironed onto the ground, a little chunk of time. He's marking his territory with Jeffrey. He's like, oh no, I'm the dog of mood. Oh gosh, so Deon comes back with a scarf on her mouth.
Starting point is 00:31:37 And I blame her mother because her mother's like, take it easy. Don't work too hard. And Deon went down with the exhaustion the first day. And so I think she's like, oh my god, she's right, I'm dying. We don't work too hard and Dayon went down with exhaustion the first day. So I think she's like, oh my God, she's right. I'm dying. She is like the most frail person we've ever seen on Bravo.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Every time we see her on screen, I always think she's about to fall over and just faint. Yeah. She's very frail. Marquis is using his love of quilting and making a jacket because he said growing up a lot of people with spray paint, RIP on the back of their jackets for whoever had passed away. So he's gonna do that.
Starting point is 00:32:13 And then Nancy is like, well, it had me, you know, I had a hand me down upbringing. So I'm gonna make something I wish I could have worn. Basically something Sergio would have designed. But also with some sticky notes and extra staples in the pockets. And then afterwards I'm just gonna shred it up right before we go on the runway. It's gonna be great. My favorite thing to do.
Starting point is 00:32:35 It's time for commercial. It's time for a crack. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions.
Starting point is 00:32:59 What does our obsession with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums?
Starting point is 00:33:32 Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. commercial Let's start to you. It's like I just want to be a designer who changes humanity better better than be a better person Yeah, it starts at home Exactly, so he starts telling the story about six migrant children who died at the border, which of course is very sad And he starts saying he's like it's gonna be white for their innocence The dressing be white for the innocence and red for the blood. And it's, I mean, it's what's very frustrating about Sergio is that he is wrapping his entire heritage story around this tragedy of six children who died. And it's, it's sort of like,
Starting point is 00:34:19 to go back to Instagram. It's like when Instagram thought posts like a really slutty photo themselves. But then like for the caption it's something like I'm just thinking of those who are in need today. And so you want to make fun. But then if you make fun people are saying how dare you make fun when someone's in need. You know it's like it's like a protection. You're using other people's tragedy as you're sealed to be a jackass or a thought. And I don't like that. Yes. So he also, he's saying like, I'm using red for the blood. Like, that's hot pink. Like that is obviously hot pink. It's not even close to red. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:34:57 Yeah. And, well, I mean, I'm not going to, I am so triggered by Sergio this episode. And I keep on having to stop myself from jumping ahead because you know knowing what his dress ultimately looks like it makes me cringe, but he is awful and he's like I just want to be a designer who changes humanity for the better like okay How about you shut up that will actually really help humanity right now. Yeah, so then Jeffrey Jeffrey gets so dark. He's like, well, my dad was Scottish and he did Vietnam and then his dad did the other war and then his dad's dad did the other other war. That's basically a family who's into the business of death. So I'm going dark on this one. Thank you, Cindy. Can you cut me? It's like Jeffrey why are you lifting up your hand? Did you say Paul? No, no you can put your hand down. Hi five
Starting point is 00:35:53 Jeffrey just rolls over in the middle of his interview So Christian comes in to check on them and He starts with day on and he's like, you know, you do really good stuff But you're just like a little shy. I mean go he's like, you know, you do really good stuff, but you're just like a little shy. I mean, go bigger this time, you know. And then Shavi is next and Shavi is just already introuble. Like big trouble going on over there.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Poor Shavi, you know, his eyes get so big and wide when he gets sad and alarmed. You know, I really like him. You're meant to have like an adorable little, creature like a little squirrel, like a cute squirrel you just want to hug or something, not like a real life squirrel, because real life squirrels are terrible, but like a cute squirrel. Like a squirrel.
Starting point is 00:36:32 That's not terrible. Well, I, so I like real life squirrels in theory, like I like looking at them from a window and they like are there and they got little eight carons and they put something in their mouth and they were like, they eat them so quickly and you're like, and they're like, and they're like, I'm gonna turn that, look at them turn that night. Well corns and they put some of their mouth and they would be like, you know, so quickly and they're like, oh, I'm happy.
Starting point is 00:36:45 And they turn that, look at them turn that night. Well, sometimes they just put them in their cheeks. They're like, I'm going to state this for later. I'm like, I love that mentality, you know, and they just hop around and they get a big bushy tail and sometimes they're on the branches. They're so cute. But the thing is, I've had enough stories of friends who were like, yeah, I was walking down the street and a squirrel came running up and ran up my leg.
Starting point is 00:37:05 And it happens like too many times to my friends and I feel like the squirrels are out to get us. So from afar, I'm down. And I have weird diseases, I feel like. Weird squirrel diseases. Here for your anti-scrull antics. You just go ahead and finish. No, I'm pro-scrull from a distance.
Starting point is 00:37:23 I'm pro-scrull. Oh, I just try and soften it with the bet midler reference. I'm just, I think of this six children who died at the border and I wonder if we had squirrels instead, like, did the squirrels do that to them? Did the squirrels do that? The point is, I'm saying squirrels are really cute, but I wouldn't want to hug a real life squirrel
Starting point is 00:37:44 that I would hug a cartoon squirrel for a sustainable version. Okay, well, everyone, you sit with that. Sovys and Sang in the Cotton Club, which leaves, I mean, just the thoughts of that, just from the movies and stuff we've seen over the years. I was like, wow, what an amazing gift to be given for your heritage, you know?
Starting point is 00:38:10 But then he's doing this kind of like mix of golds and he doesn't have a backing. So he's like, I'm gonna back it with Muslim. And Christian's like, Oh, psoriasis, Maybelline, I'm out of here. Like, nothing to say to you. Um, normally I would just give you just the most shade right now, but I'm saving it up for Sergio.
Starting point is 00:38:36 So just to think about that, blessing in disguise. Yeah. And Shavi's just freaking out, you know. So then day on is dra is, oh, Christian says, sir, are you having fun? And he's like, well, I am now, but it took some time for me to get used to being around people 24, 7, you know? Like, I go to work and then I come home.
Starting point is 00:38:57 And I have a loan time. And then Dayon drops a glass behind them. And he's just like, hmm, like that. Shavvy's like too much noise from people. Then he goes up to Sergio, Christian goes to Sergio. And he's like, any interest in showing me? And Sergio's like, no, I'm good. Yeah, sorry, Sergio.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Apparently, his 65-year-old lady gown is just too precious for someone like Christian Ciorano to look at and give feedback on. Yeah, because he doesn't want any feedback, you know. He does know. He's like, maybe tomorrow, and Christian's like, well, you have to show me today. And he's like, I don't think you can have accurate opinions on my work until it's closer to done and it's very personal to me. Oh my God. His very, very personal dress which has names embroidered like it was the pillow that I made in first grade. Oh, this guy. So awful. He's like, you know what? It's a heavy topic and Christian isn't a Latino. So I know the struggle and that's not something you can explain to anyone So then we go I think Christian could understand about persecution. I'm sorry. Yeah, Sergio
Starting point is 00:40:15 Sergio's just so foolish. It. He is he really is So then Chelsea tells Christian about how her both of her grandmother's or were principles. Wait, I'm sorry. I just have to back up. Like it drives me nuts that Sergio is like he doesn't understand Aristotle talking like he's like a hero of expressing the struggle. I'm not taking the struggle away for sure. Oh my goodness. The struggle is extremely real. But like he's here talking about the struggle and yet what he does is make ballgowns for middle-aged women wealthy like yeah upper-class middle-aged women and then you're gonna talk about the struggle okay how about you why don't you why don't you focus on the people then who might need clothing more than the
Starting point is 00:40:57 elite old ladies who need built ballgowns and listen I love I love an elite old lady I they're they're they're what I want to be someday. But I'm just saying, don't like, don't talk about like, he doesn't know my struggle and this and that. And then like, you are basically catering to the people who would, you would normally say, don't know the, you know what I'm saying? It's just, it just feels like hypocrisy all over this guy.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Yeah. So Chelsea, Chelsea had grandmothers who were both principals, and she's gonna do a varsity jacket because she wants to respect her grandmothers, just really cute. And Christians like, this needs more. Maybe the sleeves, maybe do something crazy
Starting point is 00:41:39 with the sleeves, which you know, listen to Christian. Yeah, yeah, because guess what? When you listen to Christian, you wind up in the top three often. Yeah. So then Delvin, he's all sad and moby. And he's like, I'm just trying to figure out how to be on the top.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah. And Christian's like, well, your work is always good. I mean, maybe in this one, you could make it less perfect and show the actual scenes of it, which also listen to Christian. You see that's like a safety. Yeah, exactly. So then, yeah, Christian, I mean, then Brittany, she's like, you know, trying to dig, trying to do more, do more pleading or whatever. And she starts talking, talking about going
Starting point is 00:42:23 to rodeos as a kid and cowgirl and this and that. And her boyfriend was a cowboy. All that basically Texas, big old Texas lady. Yeah, she's like, I would do barrel racing and my boyfriend was a cowboy of the year. And he's like, mm-hmm. And she's drawn those same skinny sleeves that she usually does, where they're poofy on the top.
Starting point is 00:42:41 And then they're like, yeah. They're really skinny tapered on the forearm. So your tapered. She ended up not using those, which is good, because I'm sick of those sleeves. Brad, I was getting a sleeve trigger too. It looked like she was about to use them. And you could sort of see an echo of them,
Starting point is 00:42:57 a trace of them in the final design. But I too was like, are those tapered sleeves coming back out, Brittany? Because I mean, there's only one person that we are gonna look the other way when she does the same thing over and over again, and that's Moldova Victoria. Yes.
Starting point is 00:43:12 And then back to Sergio, because Christian's not gonna let him off the hook, right? So he goes back to Sergio and Sergio's like, well, my mom is Mexican and I'm a political designer, so I'm taking the six kids who died at the border and I'm telling their story and Christians like heavy. Um, I'm, I'm, I hope that comes across because the story is powerful but this could maybe be more powerful because it's hot pink lace.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Not even it's like that embroidered lace over like nothing, you know, over like white cotton or whatever, he's like, I'm not really sure how your hot pink lace is gonna tell this story, but, you know. Yeah, if your dress looks like shit and no one's gonna care about your story and you're kind of doing a disservice
Starting point is 00:44:03 to those girls in the first place, so have fun with that. Yeah, so then we, Delvin's freaking out. He's like, you know what, I'm just gonna send a muzzle and dress down the runway and she's like, ah, I don't know about that. And he's like, well, I'm thinking of doing something
Starting point is 00:44:23 that you show from when it's a design and the design house to then it being finished, which I thought was an actual good idea. I don't think he went really far enough with it because he only had one patch that looked like it was kind of a mistake. And so he just started writing on it to make it look like the design part. And he and it ended up working for him with a guest judge. Yeah. The guest judge thought the whole dress should be like that.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Is Muslim, can you tell me about Muslim? Because I'm not, you know, some of these fabrics, I'm not fully up on, is Muslim sort of like a, is that mainly just a fabric that's like used for lining, like an under, like a... Muslim is what they make everything with first. So like if you have an idea, you make it with Muslim. Oh, and then you've got kind of your pattern for the dress.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Sounds like a, it sounds like a discount store. You better make it with Muslim. Well, you can make very cheap things with Muth. It's like your canvas, if you will. But basically you would never really have a dress made of Muslim. I don't know. Generally scratchy. It's like thick and scratchy.
Starting point is 00:45:25 So yeah, okay. Um, so then, um, he's like got it. You know, he's like, I'm on it. So then, Deon is making those really cool curves. Um, like on the top of roofs. Uh, what do you call them? What do you call the kind of, what do you call the call the top of roofs? Like, like me, like the like this, like those sort of from shingles that are on sort of like
Starting point is 00:45:51 Spanish style roofing. No, like in Korea, like if there's a roof, no, like where she comes from, it's like that it curves out. The roof. I are talking about the shape of the roof, or you're talking about the, the roofing. like that it curves out the roof. I heard you're talking about the shape of the roof or you're talking about the roofing. Okay. The shape of the roof. Well, I don't know what it's called. You can maybe it's architectural in a Korean sense, maybe. Maybe that's a way to say it.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Okay. Korean, like Asian inspired architectural structure. Yeah. I don't know because I don't know. I don't know my Asian architecture well enough to describe sort of that roof situation, but I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I don't know what they're called. It's just a square roof, but then it curves to a point
Starting point is 00:46:34 on all the corners. They curve up like a U. So like the front of like an old fashioned shoe. Yes. Yeah, I know, I know you're talking about. I wish I could, I wish I could actually, I'm sure it has a style. And I'm not, I'm being good. I'm not Googling it.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I will not Google it. I'm just going to let it just live in all of our collective minds. There you go. Everyone's hitting their steering wheel right now. I feel it. I love it. There are like three architects who specialize in Asian design who are just going nuts right now. Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:08 So then let's see what else. Christian comes over to Victoria, he comes back and she's like, what? I mean, he goes, I don't know. She's like, well, like, I don't know. I like that it's blue, but I don't understand what I don't like about it. And he's like, um, maybe show some skin. I mean, this is very, very blue. She looks like an alien.
Starting point is 00:47:32 She's like, it looks this bad. And he's like, it's very, very blue. What is alien? What is alien? Is that good? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. So then, yeah, so there there's it's so hard because there's so much like
Starting point is 00:47:50 little clips of like now here's someone draping and now someone lost their bobby pin and now shoes, you know. Yes, well, Christian announced it's a flash sale challenge. So whatever wins is gonna be sold. And Sergio's like, now that I know it's a Flash sale challenge, I'm actually gonna cut my gown into a cocktail gown, because I would want everyone to have this conversation of all of these children's names while you're at a party, so you can make change together. Oh my God. So it's like a fun party, Sergio.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Literally, like I'm booking a MetaGa to shut up, Mountain, this is so ridiculous. First of all, it's bad enough doing what you're doing. But then, I mean, you were designing to make it a gown. So just stick with a stupid gown. Don't turn the gown into a cocktail dress because it wasn't like born as a cocktail dress. So it's gonna look even more ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:48:39 And then, I mean, you're gonna wear a cocktail dress with the name of six dead children on it, and then somehow this is gonna be the thing that everyone's gonna be talking about. It's just, oh, it's so snaughty. It's so snaughty. It's like, yeah, yeah. Let's all talk about this in a cocktail party.
Starting point is 00:48:56 We're gonna talk about rich people like, oh, did you hear it off the children on the board? It's just so gross. There is a way to do something like that. There is a way to make tribute to, you know, whether it's children or whoever victims of anything. There's a way to do that in a very smart, effective way that will spur on conversation,
Starting point is 00:49:18 but the way that he ultimately does it, that is not how it happens. That is not, and so that's why it's like when he's talking about it, it's just, it's just full. The bull shit just pouring out of the TV. It's, it's offensive almost. So the time is ticking and Victoria's like, oh my God, the blue. Brittany tells us, I mean, Jesus, she could do whatever she wants.
Starting point is 00:49:38 No one knows what people wear a moldova. She's right. I mean, half of us don't even know where Moldova is. It feels like a fictional place sometimes because I was thinking about it. I was like, oh yeah, Moldova, I know about Moldova. I was like, I don't know anything about Moldova. I know nothing except that it used to be part of the US SR and I'm not even sure. I think that's true. I think the only thing I know about Moldova is I think it borders Trans-Denester, which is the strange place
Starting point is 00:50:09 that like nowhere else in the world recognizes as a country, but it recognizes itself as a country. And it's like run by former KGB people, strange. Yeah, I know nothing. Yeah. So it's in the next morning and Jeffrey Victoria comes out to talk to Jeffrey while he's smoking and he goes, Hey, why don't you wear your hair big? Meanwhile, she's got huge hair. I think it's sarcastic and she's like, being I need to make it bigger and he's like, yeah, why is it so small? She's like, oh no, she run back. She runs back in and make it like antique. Yeah, I mean, I don't think we've ever seen her hair not big.
Starting point is 00:50:49 It is, it is enormous. I'm fascinated with her hair. So the models come in for fittings and Sergio makes all the, like any model that's even close to him start so stitching in the names on his dress because he hasn't done it yet. It doesn't have time. How was that fair? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:06 I mean, I know that like, you know, I know a lot of times designers have their models help, but like all the models helping. It's such bullshit. And also, I feel like that's going to be a detriment to your design because you're basically having people who are not, they are not fashion designers or they don't, I don't know, like they're, it's like the people who are not, they are not fashion designers or they don't, I don't know, like they're, it's like the people who are not so-ers sewing or stitching or you know what I'm saying? Like it's good. It does a disservice to the names of these poor children who died, you know, like a, like a, a
Starting point is 00:51:37 rush job, you know, with the, with the names. How about don't be so literal. How about you just don't sew those stupid names? And because you don't have enough time it, I shouldn't say stupid names, I apologize, but you know, like, you don't have enough time to do it. So, rather than make a tribute that looks half-ass and silly and stupid, which is not a tribute to these kids, how about you just have the tribute be the dress itself, because you don't have to be so ridiculously literal. Yeah, and so this is the episode Brittany starts turning on Sergio.
Starting point is 00:52:05 She's like, this is a competition, and that's putting me off. That time I was always bothered me that she seemed to like him so much. I was like, this is not right. Yeah, so Delvin is marking up his pattern on his model, and I think that that's a pretty good idea, but his zipper is like lumpy and his dress in general is Hittiest Yeah, it's also in hot pink. It's really It's it's because again, so he is like really leaning into
Starting point is 00:52:37 The the the new sort of Latina Latina side that he's discovered that he has or Latin heritage and I just think it's like, it seemed like he was pulling from stuff he's seen, but it's not that like germane to him and therefore he is now wound up in this bizarre making of this like a weird, like a really cheap business office party dress. You know, like you're working at the bank
Starting point is 00:53:04 and it's like the Christmas party. And you're like, oh my god, found this on sale. It's just bad, bad, bad, bad. So here in makeup, um, Delvin is, wait, he's upset. He's like, it's an embarrassment to me in my craft. I think Shobby said that. That was Shobby. Shobby was, yeah, poor Shobby.
Starting point is 00:53:23 He was really spiraling. He knew he was putting out shit because I think, you know, you know what I like about Shobby Shobby was yeah poor Shobby he was really spiraling. He knew he was putting out shit Because I think you know what I like about Shobby is that he really has standards for himself and the poor guy I again I just want to give him a hug So then we go to the runway and Carly's like take a look around to your designers. You have a one-in-10 chance of winning a ninja blender, new pencils, water filters from Brida, $5 furnished by Hobby Lobby. Could someone put a leash back on Jeffrey, he keeps walking over to Nina Garcia and she really
Starting point is 00:54:04 is uncontrolled it. Thank you. And the guest judges, Fernando Garcia, co-creative director of Oscar de la Renta. And he looks kind of like Madison from a million dollars. He does. Which automatically bugged me about him, which is unfair. Like he's his own person, but Madison from a million dollar listing really bugs. So yeah, I was wondering who he looked like. I was like that perfect little hair and everything. Yeah, but he looked like a little pint-sized Madison. But thankfully we didn't hear him laugh
Starting point is 00:54:34 because that Madison laugh. So terrible. So now the the runway begins. So first up is Chelsea. So I have now pulled up the looks on Bravo TV so I can actually be a little bit more informed. I loved Chelsea's. When that walked down the runway, I thought it was great. I loved that it was a varsity jacket and that it was also, so it was like a, it was a nod to her, you know, her parents being, her mom being, and her grandma being educators, which by the way, also good on her because heritage can mean a lot of different things, and she pulled from her heritage that she comes from a line of educators.
Starting point is 00:55:16 So, when other people were getting hung up on the idea of heritage, some of them were looking literally like, what's my bloodline, but what's the heritage of like, what has been passed down to me? And I thought she did a great job of figuring that out. And hers was just awesome. Yeah. And then Jeffrey, he's like, Vib of war. Mine has got the vibe of war on it. And it was just kind of a black calo. Black calo dress.
Starting point is 00:55:45 It was unterrible. I yeah, I it wasn't terrible, but it actually did not speak to me much of like heritage. It just was like, okay, that's cool. Again, it's a little similar to what he does, but it was fine. I thought it was fine. Very mid pack. And then day on to a really pretty jacket.
Starting point is 00:56:02 I don't think her skirt matched. And guess judge was like, yeah, different. That skirt belonged somewhere else. But the jacket I thought was really pretty. I love the jacket. Yeah, I, yeah, that I, I, I agreed. It was the skirt didn't quite match, but the jacket was so good that it definitely had to be a top. And I was like, so happy to see down like really kills something because I really like her. And I feel like she's been on the verge of greatness but hasn't quite gotten there. And then we go to Sergio, just that is just bad.
Starting point is 00:56:34 That, the hot, so first of all, it's like you said, it's this hot pink lace over the white. And then she has this like weird peekaboo thing in the front of her dress. It's like a square that's cut out to show the white. And then she has this like weird peekaboo thing in the front of her dress. It's like a square that's cut out to show the knees. So that alone, it makes it makes the bottom part look like a CO wig a little bit. And then it's like then the skirt parts like all white and then has those knees stitched in. So amateurishly, it just was so terrible.
Starting point is 00:57:04 And then Shavie's gold dress looks like kind of scrunched up on purpose. And it didn't look as bad as it should have looked. I thought it should have looked a lot worse, but it is just kind of like a plain gold dress. And then from behind, it's really, really bad. And yeah, I think it was just a, I don't know what went wrong with this one. I'm surprised he kind of fell on his face so much with this dress. It just does not, not good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:30 And then Nancy, you did kind of flat sailor pant dress slack things. Yeah. Uh, it's very, it's like standard Nancy. I liked it. I like that big old sweater that it looks like a, looks like a sweater that she may, I couldn't have been a sweater, but it looked like a sweater. Whatever it was, I actually really dug it. I actually really liked Nancy.
Starting point is 00:57:53 I feel like she's a little under the radar. Well, and she's also really lucky to have both Nina and Brandon as judges because Nina is older and Brandon loves, like he says he designs like for older ladies, you know. So she's got both of those people on her side because her stuff is kind of older lady-ish. Yes. And next is Briette. And I thought Brits was pretty cool. I mean, she sent her own hat down the runway. And she's like, I'm going to put everyone in a hat like mine. That's my personality, brim hats. Why, brim?
Starting point is 00:58:26 Big wide hats. Yeah, I actually liked hers too. I felt like, I think of almost all of them. It's the one that I can imagine people wearing. I could see someone going to Nashville. Be like, Baselara party, bitch.
Starting point is 00:58:41 And wearing this, you know, one of those little cards that drives around and you have to pedal to get your booze. Yeah, it's like a little denim skirt with two different colors of denim that fan out. And it does that kind of V that's open down to the belly in the front, you know, like bearing down to the belly. And I think she tries to get a little Victoria because she's jealous of Victoria. So she's trying to like scam a little from Victoria. You're not going to work, but I like your skirt.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Yeah. Victoria is scamming. Who is next? Was it? Delvin's pink. Ooh, Delvin's hot pink dress. It's half business dress and half blazer dress. Poor Asia.
Starting point is 00:59:19 She always gets stuck in like the terrible looks. I feel there's no model I've ever felt as bad for as Asia. I mean, every single time she's in a terrible look. I think only like once she was in the top, right? Think from Garos Farrow of all people. This is a Garos Farrow. Yeah, it is a half business suit. And yeah, this is so bad.
Starting point is 00:59:43 But I like about Delvin that he knows, you know, he's like, it's trash. Yeah. And then Victoria's blue alien comes down and it's actually really good. I think it's like a futuristic look. I love the color. It is very futuristic considering that, you know, there's like this weird cutout right in the middle of the chest, but then there's like figure skater fabric underneath it, but like I love the blue and it did just fit so well. I mean, it just kind of laughed as it came down. Yeah. And then Marquis, I thought, I thought Marquis
Starting point is 01:00:15 was robbed. I thought his was bad ass. It was street wear, suit overalls, with an quilted undershirt. I thought it looked so, so good. And he put love on the back. This is what he ended up doing for his painting on the back. Yeah, I didn't they say, like love, it's a little on the nose or whatever, but or maybe that was just the commentary in my apartment. But yeah, I thought his looked great as well.
Starting point is 01:00:40 So he was, he's safe and so is Nassie and Brittany and Jeffrey. Oh, they just do a tennis ball into the back lounge So he was sent he's safe and so is Nassie and Brittany and They just do a tennis ball into the back lounge and if we ran back there and Brittany is so gel and it's not a good look Brittany but she's like what's freaking Victoria being the top again I love it. I love that she's getting jealous. It's not a good look, but it's it's like my favorite look on these sort of shows I love that she's getting jealous. It's not a good look, but it's like my favorite look on these sort of shows Britney's acting as if she doesn't do the same sleeve every single week Victoria does her weird cutouts and Britney does the same sleeves Yeah, so Brandon's like here's the thing Victoria up. It's not timeless or ageless But it didn't for me and you know have it so
Starting point is 01:01:25 If you love those pants better with an invention for life. Girl. And the guest just like, so how does this connect to heritage? And she's like, we're always dressed up. And then we're like, oh, okay, okay. And then Elaine asks her favorite question of the episode. Does the color connect somehow to your heritage? She asks everybody that, like, what's with the color here? Yeah, which I was like I liked it
Starting point is 01:01:47 You know because in Moldova our heritage is that we dress up and we like colors so And Carly is like well split jury because you made it into the top. I love that and Britney's like, oh my god They're obsessed with her I Would wear this to dinner with the Kushners. Yeah, that's right. I'm owning it now. Kicked off Twink. As an editor, I'd leave for the moment. A designer surprises me. And it's very rare.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Is it straight? Is it different? Yes, but I love it. I love being surprised. You know, sometimes I go on haunted hay ride just to be surprised, but it turns out it's not fashion surprises. It's just zombies and people dressed in makeup, but I love the surprise. So the guest judge tells Devon that he should have done the exposed corset as his whole concept. You know, he said he should have taken this further. It's sign of you doubting yourself. And Delvin's like, hell yes, I did. This is terrible.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Yeah, then Elaine asks again about the color story. And Delvin is basically like, yeah, I just, I want to go out of my comfort zone. I feel like every time a designer says that I want to go out of my comfort zone, it's usually their way of saying, I basically had five minutes left in the mood and I didn't know what to do. And I picked up pink one, I thought I could make it work and I couldn't. And this is what I'm left with, but I'm just going to say it was me trying to grow as a person. Yeah. And then Chelsea's up next. They all loved it. And the guest judge is like, well, I went to Notre Dame,
Starting point is 01:03:30 so I love anything collegiate. It's like, well, glad you got that. Oh, that is. Yeah, does Notre Dame have like the corner of the market on collegiate experiences? Like what? No, I just think you wanted to say you went to Notre Dame. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I was just, it's like, oh, well, you know, I walked on a sidewalk once, so I love that she has shoes. I walked on a sidewalk in front of the college I went to because I'm educated. So I like gray. So Shobby is very upset. He's like, well, he tells his story about his grandmother's sister being a dancer or a singer at the Cotton Club. He's like, but then I thought it got it's too sheer and I didn't have lining. So I doubled the fabric and they all come up close to look at it. And the guest judge is like, one thing I've learned is to listen to the fabric, which just
Starting point is 01:04:21 told me, congratulations on Notre Dame, that's huge. The fabric told me to apply early to Notre Dame, and I did, and I got accepted, and I went there. And these judges are not falling for anything. I mean, it's like, I love the story about your grandmother, but the stress is basic. Yes, I love the cotton, I love the club, I love the grandmother, terrible dress. Yeah. And then Savi's crying, which is so sad because he's nice, you know, it's always fun to watch people get ripped apart when they're terrible, but we like it. I always, you know, it's so funny because I feel like Chavi is so good, but in retrospect, it feels like
Starting point is 01:05:01 almost every challenge except for one, he has done something like, well, I had, I, I, I had her sit down on a, on a stapler and so then it got, there was a hole so I had to cut off and then I had to cut off more and more and more. It's like every episode, there's, there's stories of how we had to cut off fabric. That didn't happen here, but he's messed up more than I think
Starting point is 01:05:21 in my mind I've given him credit for. Yeah, or against, credit against, credit against or whatever. I'm just really glad I've given him credit for. Yeah, or against. Against, credit against or whatever. I'm just really glad I took a stand. I'm really glad I clarified that for the audience. You guys, I thought he's really good, but when I thought about it, he's not as good as I thought. So that I clarified that.
Starting point is 01:05:37 So then there's Sergio, who's like, well, we're immigrants. And even though I'm evening wear, I'm politics based. So all of my garments tell a story. And this one is about all the children who died at the border. And the meaner just gives a look like, oh, geez. Yeah. You see, flash'll saris.
Starting point is 01:05:56 I feel like Nina and the guest judge were like, nice try bitch, but we're Latinos. So it's not gonna work. Not gonna work on us. Not gonna work So Sturgy is like we need to have the conversation because I'm pissed off as a person And then he starts crying into his model shoulder. Oh, she's like oh god She's like it's bad not to have to wear this hot pink lace frock and now you're crying and then backstage They stayed it perfectly Brittany's like I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being politically inspired and Jeffrey goes,
Starting point is 01:06:27 but make it beautiful. Shame. Can I have a treat now? So the lane's like, we all have a feeling for this issue, but let's just switch gears a second and talk about the garment. Okay, is that all cotton? Because that's sheep in the concept. And I can't get over that to get into the issue that you're trying to make us focus on.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Yeah, I mean, I kind of feel like if your dress weren't so tacky, maybe I can understand your story, but it's super tacky and I hate it. So what were you saying again, back kids? And the guest said, just like, you have a great platform here to inspire people and as a Latino You have to like actually elevate the design. This is like a comic book idea of what I mean You know, I saw someone who studied in Notre Dame and learned about the plot of many people throughout the years I just have to say wow Notre Dame. Yeah, he's like you put the no in Notre Dame Notre Dame. Yeah, he's like you put the no in Notre Dame.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Notre Dame or like no turd, Dame. Get it? Everyone. And then Nina, he's like, I'm gonna tell him off to Nina. It's like I understood the message, but I'm here to judge you and everyone for the work. And I don't like the mullet shape of your ass. for the work and I don't like the mullet shape of your face. I think Carla is just giving sad face. So then Deanna's next and she's telling about her jacket and everything and how she wanted it to flow like a painting, etc. Guess what Elaine's question is, is there a cultural significance to the color that you use? She basically woke up with a pantone wheel on her hand and she's like, I am going to make this my mission.
Starting point is 01:08:17 So Brandon's like, this look nailed the challenge. Any woman could throw this jacket on. And that is the mark of a true designer. So hats off to you specifically, Brittany, please take off your hat. I'm over and I've had it. So she was like, but she didn't so any names in there of people who were brutalized in Korea.
Starting point is 01:08:37 How will people know what to talk about at cocktail parties? Yeah. So in a loan time, Sergio is sobbing to Nancy and Nancy's like, I believe in you also Chad envelopes. You can't count on any. You can lick them shut like a regular envelope or use metal chats to keep them closed. Hugs.
Starting point is 01:08:58 Sergio, I am here for you. You can cry on my shoulder, but I just want you to know I do have a meeting in about five minutes and I have to prepare some notes for it. for you, you can cry on my shoulder, but I just want you to know I do have a meeting in about five minutes and I have to prepare some notes for it. So I'm so sorry you're going to have to take the stage. So in the guest judges private time, Brandon's like, um, you know, it's a flash cell and I could see people buying down luck. And he was like, I am torn. I love, I love the sleeves. I love the pocket. I love the buttons. I love the floor. I love the ceiling. I love the, Neem and I stopped just wrapping things you're looking at right now. You know, and they're all annoyed with Sergio. And she's like, well, the story took center stage,
Starting point is 01:09:46 but what, you know, it's about the dress. And Carly says, you have it, Shavvy's, oh. And Brandon tries to stick up for Shavvy. He's like, well, all it needed was a belt and a coat, and then it would be fine. And he goes, we haven't seen that dress a thousand times in a different price range. Yes, we have.
Starting point is 01:10:06 How many times do I have to tell you about surprise? I love a surprise. The guest judge goes, well, I think Delvin has potential. And it only goes, what in this outfit shows you that? I mean, he's like the side patchery wrote with stuff on his sharpie. And he's like, OK, there was a patch. There was a small patch with writing on it that that's potential, right?
Starting point is 01:10:31 I mean, I don't know. I just went to Notre Dame. Don't mind me. Yes. And the winner is a Chelsea. I thought that was a great pick. I mean, I thought that I agree that what's his face was robbed. He could have probably should have been top three. but I thought Chelsea's was like the perfect marriage
Starting point is 01:10:48 of the perfect marriage of surprise. We didn't even talk about the fact that she undid her little varsity jacket dress and there's a little pop of yellow. It matched the challenge. It looked stylish. It looked fun. It looked wearable. I was 100% on board with that. So she wins and then Sergio's padding.
Starting point is 01:11:08 He's like sitting there literally padding and he's in, shoving's out. So wrong, Sergio's was awful. It was awful and pretentious, that's the difference. The other ones were bad, but Sergio's was the only one that was actually bad and pretentious. Yeah, Sergio, wow. Wow. I mean, sometimes it's like you want them to go because they're assholes, and this is the case with Sergio, but this was also just tedious, it was terrible.
Starting point is 01:11:36 It really was. It really was. Well, that brings us to the end of Project Runway. We will be back later in the day with Real Housewives of Atlanta and then tomorrow with below deck and then we'll be doing Vanderpump rules and Real Housewives from New Jersey as live shows, Intotroid and Columbus. So get tickets for those if you want to come, find all of our other live show dates over at www.wattwittcrapons.com and and videos. Bye everyone. Bye. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey. Go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at 1dry.com slash survey.

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