Watch What Crappens - Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me

Episode Date: March 15, 2019

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The podcast about all that crap We love to talk about on you broves. I'm Ronnie Ronnie. Caram and you can find me on the Rose Creek's bachelor Podcasts, which just ended okay? It's over but go listen to it because it was really fun and this has been Maddlegar Yeah, I was so excited. I started I started to interrupt Ronnie to be like and I'm Ben Maddlegar It's weird we're in different hotel city, everything's thrown off right now. Yeah, we're doing TV party today. It's propped up on my computer, so it's sideways. So that's why I'm tilting my head like this the whole time people who are watching this

at home. Why don't you slide over a little bit this way? Get in, that way you're- But you're not even in it. I have my right eyeball as in TV party. I kind of like myself from this angle. Look, yeah, I'd like giving just like a phantom of the opera, you know, diagonal slice of my face. You guys, so we're here in Cincinnati. We've had a crazy week. I mean, just yesterday we were at

South by Southwest. We flew in in like basically pre-tornado weather and we felt it and now we're here to talk a project runway and You know, I'm excited. I've never recapped project runway in podcast form. So this is exciting I used to do little videos of it for TV got them TV guys and they made me vlog and I was like I'm not gonna vlog. What am I a teenager? I'm like 30 something. And they're like, you're gonna do it. So I would make these little project runway vlogs. And they were soup. They ended up being super fun. Yeah, I used to be a segment producer on a show called

Reality Remix, which was on the long-dissieved Fox reality network. And my assignment was to do a make little recaps of project runway that would then be like edited together. So that's the closest I've come and I don't think I ever recapped it on TV guys and so this is like this is like the late Ed Hill recapped that all right that's right God bless you and Hill we love you RIP for real little angel Ed Hill okay so now here we are with Project Runway season one all fresh again but the most exciting part is 17 actually season 17 okay I have all fresh again, but the most exciting part is, 17 actually, season 17, okay,

I have children older than Matt. But the most exciting part is the reason while we're here in Cincinnati is because we actually are doing two shows. Tomorrow at the Ludlow Garage, is it? Ludlow Garage? Either way, where it's here in Cincinnati, so the first, the nighttime show, that sold out,

that sold out a long time ago, and people are like, oh my God, how can I come see you guys, though, we have an early show. And that's gonna be like five o'clock. And we're gonna be talking summer house on that show. We're just gonna be drinking Rose as per the summer house rules. And make it fun of them.

It's Rosie. Oh my god, single Lindsay. And then the evening show we're talking Real House of New York. So go to watch our crappens.com to get your tickets for the early show because we're like 24 hours away. So they were running out of time to come see us since the nadi and then coming up soon in like two weeks two or three weeks where we have Portland and Phoenix the same weekend and there are still tickets available for that. So get

your tickets for those shows because you know you never know what's gonna happen at our shows and now project runway I mean God forbid I sell tickets God forbid now go ahead go ahead. Oh, you're done though right yes I really feel you to finish I want to piece of me Now we're doing project runway this show is called first impressions. Okay. Here's my first impression Is this should gonna be 90 minutes again every week because hell no hell no hell no hell no hell go come That's from project runway. What did you say hell no hell go? I stopped really like I hell hell go calm I don't remember I was that when it was on lifetime Yeah, I sort of stopped watching when it was on lifetime. Oh well, you know

Lifetime was kind of good because the designers would all get chased in the street by Tim Gunn and like possibly murdered. Oh, okay. That was good. That's fun. They'd all get married, like if they won, they would get married to somebody who's really cute, but like secretly a stalker. Mm-hmm. Okay, but one of the bad things about the lifetime version was that it was two hours long. It went from an hour and a half, I think, to two hours. And that's when I said, bye-bye, Project Runway. Yeah. I appreciate that you have crafty talented people, but no one needs crafty talented people

for that long. Hey, even in our own shows, we turn the mic off. Okay. Yeah. And honestly, like, I am not totally sure at this point, it's only been one episode, Project Runway so far, I'm not sure that these personalities can actually sustain two hours. Oh these personalities are good though, I thought you didn't think so. I wasn't blown away but I also know these types of shows, it takes them, you know, it's like top

shaft, like we need a few weeks to let the personalities start to develop, etc. But I wasn't blown away by the cast to be honest. Oh, I love the cast. I thought they were so crazy and different. It was like a Skittles bag, genetically, which was amazing. And then there's a first transgender model who's going to be like a huge drama queen, like in a bad way, but she loves to cry over everything.

And then there's that other girl who'd love to cry over everything. And then there's that other guy. See, here cryover everything. And then there's that other guy. See, here's the problem. We just say other guy and that girl, because their names are all crazy, okay? Fashion designers have to have crazy clothes and crazy names. They all look like they got dressed out of dumpster with some scotch tape and they have some crazy names.

And God forbid their names are put up on screen for more than one nanosecond. They put, they put, because I was looking like, who's talking again? And their name goes up for one second and then it gets taken down and then they're like, okay, you have to just know it from now on. I'm like, yeah.

I'm like, okay, so fine, I can commit Hester Sunshine to memory because her name is Hester Sunshine. But the others, I don't, well, Kavanaugh, I was able to, I was able to remember Kavanaugh because, you know, it's a dream court situation. I know, and I think that Kavanaugh had a rough time because that, this was shooting around the time

of that Supreme Court thing in life. You don't wanna be named Kavanaugh when you're going into a popularity contest. Yeah, also I wanna say, on Project Runway, all stars, they had trans models, at least for one challenge. I guess, are they saying that she was the first full time trans model? Or maybe she was the first, oh, I didn't know they had a trans model on that one.

On All Stars this season, they had a challenge. That was all about gender. Oh, look at someone taking credit. Nice way to steal credit, Mimi. The second transgender model. Well, we did. I fixed it for you. I fixed the Kairan. We have to assume they were shooting at the same time. Mimi had no idea that lifetime is is gonna steal her thunder one more time Like no

Question before we really start recapping it. So what did you think about like? My tits in a shirt. Oh, you can't it's very cute. It's very cute. The guy in the airplane liked it Among among other things. I have them in every color. Oh, yeah, I love this one No, but what did you think about some of the aesthetic changes they made to the show? For instance, the runway is, the room is not like that blue wall and it's not dark, it's now light. And the work room is now in a Brooklyn warehouse

with posts and beams. I love it. What do you think? I didn't like it, actually. I didn't find it was necessary. I think it was, because obviously now that they've, like, Carly Claus and Christian Seriano taking over for Heidi and Tim, I think they wanted to be like, no, look, we're gonna, like,

we're gonna revamp a bunch of things. But I actually like, I like sort of the oppressive fluorescent quality of the work room. I like the stress that that creates. It also feels like they're like really, it feels more like, okay, we're here sowing in like a place where you would sow as opposed to this like contrive, like, oh, we're in this Brooklyn warehouse with like it could have, it could have been a brewery. It could have been like a hipster ping pong club. Yeah, which we went to, which we went to and it was amazing, but we played with Swedish people who are very pushy and insist on playing group around the table

They were very pushy about that Well, I like an impressive like kind of fake like loft thing because I lived in one of those in Brooklyn A Williamsburg in a pasta factory and that was how it was it was like people named Hester and Harmony walking around Tydie calling themselves painters, but I was like Painters kind of for $6,000 a month. So I know your asses are like hook in or, you know, it's like hipster hookers. Yeah, I just felt like it was a little bit like rent.

And I was like, mm, and then the other thing is, I don't like that they brought the lights up in the runway show. I fox ruined rent, by the way. Okay, so someone's like, oh, reminded me of rent. Uh, thanks a lot, Fox.

Thanks, Fox. You've killed a generation of musicals, things. Yeah. Hey, lead of rant. Uh, thanks a lot, Fox. Thanks, Fox. You've killed a generation of musicals, thanks. Yeah. Hey, hey, lead singer, next time, don't break your leg. Like, when we say break a leg, we're not little of all about it. Oh, my God. Sorry, I didn't know.

But we had to support our friend Emerson, who was good, and he actually was really good. Anyway, so, no, because I don't want him to be like, you guys bash my show. Listen, I'm going to support. I'm going to support whoever we can support. Like our friends at Whatsapp at the, it's complicated podcast. They wanted us to give a shout out.

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Takes five seconds of your time, but it really helps them. So anyway, so the runway I, you know, one of the reasons why I didn't like how light it was in the runway room was because It reminded me of that Awful bravo project runway ripoff show that they did with Kelly Oh God, what was that was it was like about like here? It was like how it was like the fashion show Yeah, I think it was called fashion show, right? Yeah, I was like here This is how you design for JC penny and it was like all like brightly lit and that's the way this looked and like the entire aesthetic was kind of

of that show and I feel like that show is like exemplary of one of the many rip offs of project runway that Bravo tried to air so I'm like no like coming back to Bravo means like we get some of our creature comforts like we want that dark runway. And also by the way, most fashion shows are dark with like a brightly lit runway. So the lighting, I didn't mind, I liked that it looked like it was back on Bravo. Like there was something about the way they shot it, the film quality or some of these back to the way. Didn't look like that, like strip mall kind of thing that lifetime had done. Yeah, thank you. And what else was it can oh yeah Kelly Rowland I feel bad still to this day that Kelly Rowland was kind of like second best in in Destiny's Child and then

her project run away with second best too. Yeah, like can that girl ever win, you know, never somebody just yes she can roll into win. Yes she can because you just put her in something with Michelle and then you know Michelle will always lose remember what she's saying and that's my favorite David get a song yeah getta David I think it's David getta even though it's spelled goeta but you know what though don't quote me on that people we'll let the getta heads correct us here's what I say to that okay so And and how did you feel about Carly Claus and Christian Seriano as oh my god Carly Claus and her hard posing I really don't like that in the model when models are like Yeah, it's like too much like they're like I mean mind

She seems really good like a my chin. Yeah, very good like a double neckline of a tree sexy but strong like on my channel. Yeah, very good. I have like a double neckline of a carry. Strong. Very strong. But strong. And you know what, she is like, it's like if Kristen Dunst gained an extra foot and then was like, I'm going to awkwardly pose.

Obviously she's beautiful and obviously she can model way better than either of us can model, okay? Yeah, I think she's probably a great model if you're into that sort of thing. But I think that she's not TV comfortable just yet. Then she'll get there. Heidi was awkward too in the beginning. Heidi was like, what's that girl who won American Idol Carry Underwood?

You know that girl was like driftwood for like 10 years and then she finally like kind of loosened up. Yeah. And that's how I feel Heidi was. Like Heidi is just now comfortable, I think. Just now comfortable. But I do miss Heidi's little outfit or her little accent. Yeah, accent. Yeah, it means things like bitchy or you know, I agree I actually that's the thing I feel like Heidi was more comfortable in being a bitch because the truth is that by the time Heidi

Came on to project runway. She was already like a pretty much a superstar was curly cloths Like it took me a long time to like know that that was not a chain restaurant Like oh did you go oh yeah yeah, go to Carly. You know what, it's great, Donuts. Have you been to Carly Claws? Carly Claws. Yeah, I love Carly Claws. So, you know, it's a little, it's a little snappy, but they don't necessarily a little

pretentious, and they're shaped real weird. They pose real weird on the plate. You know what, they got, they got actually pizza there, that's in the shape of a canoe but it's delicious delicious yeah did you get your Carly class membership card yet you can get some great discounts you know you get ten punches at Carly class it's like people are so excited to punch Carly class because people online are not having Carly class so I feel kind of bad because she has some initials as my sister, Carly Caram. You see me?

Look at that. Look at that. So I'm with her for that. But Heidi had a cute way of being bitchy because she had an accent. And Carly class sounds just mean when she's big. Because she talks like a phyllo. Yeah.

And so she sounds really mean. And she's like, I don't know. She has my phyllo. I'm like, fuck off. Like, it sounds so much meaner. Yeah. I suddenly blanked on Heidi Klum. I was like, he underlashed in the name. I was like, what's it sounds so much meaner. Yeah, we have I suddenly blanked on what oh Heidi Klum I was like he under last name. I was like what's your last name?

I'm like Heidi Klouse. I'm like no no no no no no. I was in my mind I was thinking that Kloss actually sounds like a morse of your name than Klum. If you ask me Well, I think it's unfair for her to get so far when her father is named Santa, you know It's just like we don't need that like your dad gives everyone gifts of course you're gonna get this job But here's the thing. I'm not gonna hate Like, we don't need that. Like, your dad gives everyone gifts. Of course you're gonna get this job. But here's the thing, I'm not gonna hate on Carly Claus just because she's new. I'm fine with that.

I just think that she is getting her sea legs, her awkward sea legs, and for right now, she's in an awkward, lanky phase. She's sort of like, I feel like she is like a character out of like a bug's life. Like a tall like, hey, thing that like walks around like in the background and like drops a box by accident and it goes so hurry, you know, but she's, you know, she's getting, you know what, she's

young and she's starting out. Now, Christian Cereano, no, I love Christian Cereano. I was surprised because I thought he seemed a little tense in the first episode. Maybe he needs to like that. Is he? Not tense, but just like kind of awkward. His glasses are always halfway down. Like his face, he was very perched. And I seem to remember him being a little bit more at ease.

But everyone loves Christian Seriano. And so I'm very happy that he's on the show. And I'm excited. I feel like he's going to sort of like, he already, over the course of the episode, I actually found that he became more relaxed. I just found like in the very beginning he seemed like there was like a tension that I picked up on. Well, I picked up a couple things. First, he looks kind of like our friend Mals from the Lifetime Podcast and from Pleas Advahias. He looks like like our friend Mals from the lifetime podcast and from

Pleas Advaitis. He looks like he could be Mals' brother, like not twin necessarily, because I think they're both very pretty. I can see that they're not going to go together. I think because his glasses, like she wears her glasses to the same way, and like, I don't know, it was very Mals to me, which made me really love, but I've always loved Christian. Yeah, I've read him recap his season at TV, Gazem. Link. Yeah, that was a great season. I mean, that was classic.

And the other thing was that he's kind of like, if someone did a story on Tim Gunn, like as a youth, I think it would be played by Christian. I think it was a good choice to be like a little baby, Tim. Yeah. But he hasn't learned his bitchy comments yet. I need his, like, um, haberdashery. I need them to say it's stuff like. Yeah. You know, I think one thing that has been miss is sort of missing in this rejiggering is

I would love the perspective of like an older fashionista. Um, I make, I guess Nina has now become our elder statesman. But like, you know, we had before we had like originally we had Tim Gunn and then we had what's his face Michael Cours older guys and I sort of like I love like an older bitchy queen on these sort of shows you know and I feel like Brandon out Brandon Maxwell I feel like he's too young I love him no it's, I'm not, I'm just saying like, you're youth shaming. I am youth shaming. I think it, I think we should be allowed to youth shame

every now and then. I just, I would like the perspective of someone who's been in the industry for like a very long time, you know, like, so on Project Runway All Stars, you have Isaac Misrahi. And so he brings that as well. And Nina has been, and and obviously you call Nina has been Telling me I have from my personal bone. I would come from a very small town in South America. Okay, so I like to call Nina because she answers like this potty potty just kidding

What is really new Nina? I was like to have the show. Oh bitch. She's like potty potty potty What was the other thing? I wanted to say about your youth shaming. Please. I think it's different now, because people are able to make it when they're like nine years old, because of the internet and TV shows and stuff like that. Like, Christian Ciriano is young,

but he's probably been famous around the same time. It's still good. Yeah. That's true. He's been around 10 years ago or something. But you can't get comments like, this reminds me of going around the limelight with Madonna You know like you don't get those sort of comments, which I like I think those are important things, you know Well, Madonna's probably still is trolling the damn limelight because now the limelight is like a juice place

It's a fast casual place next to Carly Cloth. Yeah, probably Madonna and they're having her green takes now still trying to do vagina splits or whatever. Would you care for some wheat grass right now? I think you should have some. So we start meeting all the contestants. I guess we don't need to do like a full step by step on this one because it's... I started listing as we met all the contestants. I started writing their names to be like, oh here's a fun little detail and then I was like, I started writing their names to be like, oh, here's a fun little detail. And then I was like, I don't have anything to say about them. I guess I'm reading his notes. Fannie Elaine works at a bank.

I have some notes, but yeah, Fannie Etienne works at a bank. That was a defining feature before the feathers came in. One thing that started this off that I wasn't sure that I like, they started with a party thing where all the designers got to show off their best design from a show that they've actually already had. And it was a designer, but then it was another group of people called influencers. Oh, fuck off with you. Fuck off.

No, seriously. I know. But if anyone does want to sponsor a post of ours on Instagram and buy a poopy, okay? Yeah, so we meet a bunch of, so here's what I wrote. Vanny, ATN, works at a bank. And then what happened was that, so everyone's, we're seeing looks from all of them. And Elaine, this one refers also, get to hear from Elaine

Welteroth, and she's like, I love how architectural that is. Which is like the exact sort of comment I would expect to hear on Project Runway. I was like, thank you for just like starting us off right there. Thanks for bringing us in the architectural already. Yeah. Um, so let's see. So Elena liked Hester Sunshine.

I immediately was like, you are a tryhard, okay? You're trying too hard. I don't need you to be in rainbow tie dyed overalls and crazy hair and white glasses. And at one point she goes, I just want to prove that girls with wacky crazy girls can make it to you. I'm like, honey, you look like everybody else. Everybody's like putting twigs in their hair like their fashion designers. Everybody's trying to look wacky on $5.

Okay, you already look like design on the dye. Yeah. We don't need me more hester. It was very much like off brand Katy Perry 2013. It is. And I was like, which is not a good thing on the dime. Yeah, we don't need me more Hester. It was very much like off brand Kady Perry 2013. And I was like, which is not a good thing, by the way. That's not a good thing. I love Kady Perry. I actually love Kady Perry, but I do not

co-sign with a lot of her goofy fashion. Yeah, Hester called her look high fashion whimsy. And by the way, I also want to point out that not to jump ahead too much, there was absolutely no high fashion whimsy in her look this week. No rainbows are free. You know what I mean? That's not high fashion. Okay. Hester. One thing that I'd loved is so Frankie Lewis, Frankie is a she. She, she was her model came out. She, she, her, her signature piece that she was sent down this initial runway was something for I could plus size woman and I

Which I fully support and but what I thought was funny is the way that With words like these but all but I but I was laughing at was the way the judges Became like so patient eyes and like oh Big girl that's so flattering for her That's so flattering for her. You hear a candy can't breathe. Coming down is like, Beep. They're putting like a coin.

Do you have a cup I can put this coin in too? Yes. Because in fashion, they are mean. And every time I'm on Project Runway, like one of the classic challenges and when they're like, it's a big woman challenge. And people start crying. And like, people have been so evil.

They're like, this is not fair. And they get mad at big women challenges. Yeah. So I love that this, that's another element that I love of this season in general. They're changing it up and all the models are real. Like they're, I mean, they're still all pretty, but they're, you know, God forbid ugly girls

have a good day of chance. Maybe by season 30, okay? Homely girls. Which is good. Different sizes and different shapes and stuff. But that's what's Christian Ciriano would really stand for with this fashion too. So it's really good that they're Yeah, I like that, you know, I like that the old Navy crew finally get something to wear Stand up for my people, but I will say

She did not that that outfit that they showed Frankie that was not very flattering I've thought that that was a sad outfit for your first thing to show. It was like kind of a board deli. It was just a tight maroon dress with some feathers at the bottom. It was like kind of a board deli look. I don't know, I don't know.

I don't really actually remember too many of the fashions from that. Oh, we didn't even make the announcement, Ben. We know nothing about fashion. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So everything you're about to hear is too idiot. It is. We are not fashion days.

OK, so when we do our top chef recaps, I feel like we know our food. Like we know how to cook. We know. I know I couldn't win top chef, but I could be like, that's ridiculous to put that to put that with that. But with fashion, I literally have no idea. And every time I think something looks good, it's on the bottom.

OK. But one thing that's good about both top Chef and Project Runway and one of the reasons they're one of the only competition shows in this this structure that really have been so successful is everybody eats and everybody makes everybody worse clothes. I mean everybody poops too. Maybe they can have like a top poop competition with toilets. But just like everyone gets it you know toilet design oh my god it's so good i'm also hoping that this means that we might like have a reunion of the trifecta which includes top design which i the first season they're trying to bring it back it's not called top design they're um i have a friend who auditioned for it and

i won't mention her name wow trouble she'll'll get trouble. She'll get fired. It was originally the first season sucked. That's what they had. John Thaitha are going see a later alligator. See a radar. See a later decorator. Later decorator. But then season two they're like, okay, let's revamp this. They brought it into a Hicks.

As I like to mention, like once every three years, she had the cruellest good byline. I'm bravo. She was like, you do not fit in. You're going home. I was like, yeah, not fit in, you're going home. It was like, ah! Yeah, she was really mean. She's like, go home, Fug. Anyway, so then we have, let's see, there's Garo Sparrow,

who I mentioned only because his name is Garo Sparrow. Garo Sparrow, he's the Rock and Roll guy, right? You know, he's not. But he's not. He looks like that, but he doesn't act like that. He just acts like your favorite gay neighbor. I fucking hate Rock and Roll designers and I hate when people are like self-reclaimed rock and roll.

You know anyone who calls themselves rock and roll is never rock and roll their Broadway. Okay, that is last number one. Just look at American Idol. Look at constantly marool. He's like, I'm rock and roll. You're like, okay, layman's or the guy who won this Jeff was it Jeffrey was that his name to guy with the neck tattoos a little. Oh Jeffrey. Oh, I agree. And Jeffrey. Me neither. And then there was, I mean, Adam, what's his face? Who admittedly is now saying with queen, but he's really Broadway. Yeah, Adam Lambert. Lambert.

Yeah, he's like 2019 rock and roll. Where it's like everybody has to get their nuts cut off to sing a damn song. Hey, to catch the audience. To catch the audience deserve love too. But you know what I think? Yeah, but at least that's what they were going for, you know?

Cause Stradi's weren't there to sing pop rock on KFM or what. The point is that most times when people say they're rock and roll They're there was also a woman on American Algenia something another who was like I'm so rock and roll No, but she was like maybe she was up there like that's a lady from She was like singing I remember she went up there and started singing yeah She started singing Celine Dion. She spent the entire season talk about how rock and roll shows and she kept things Lean Dion. I was like I respect the Celine, but you got an image problem. It's time for a crapence commercial.

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It's a very important party. Someone TV party could help us maybe. Yeah. You know what? I'd recognize the name of fire. So I really like him. And Vanny, this guy named Vanny, tells us, he's designed a dress for Michelle Obama.

So Mike drop. Yeah. And I get that that's really cool and stuff, but like, wasn't she the first lady for eight years? That's a lot of days to be wearing dresses designed by people. You know what I mean? That's like the new award. That's the new award on top chef,

the James Beard Award, now that everybody in their dog has a James, that's a new thing. He designed for Michelle Obama I'm like literally ever even banana republic designed. She has a new account. This collection. I'm sure so Yeah, then we also have Alpha allu who was raised in a hut He's smoking and raising a hut and I liked off I liked off a lot because he had this bitchy face most of the time He's like yeah, he got making bitch face like from the the corner he's like he'd like get into camera just be like so I appreciated that yeah off

as a bit to my love it and he showed up here like his wacky fashion is a gardening hat you know those big straw garden leaf blower hats yeah that was like his thing and he was really funny and I think semi-talented but I forgot yeah I think I seem to remember I like to show I guess we'll find out when we get to that part of the nose, because I did write some things about what I liked and didn't like. So, this Kavanaugh girl, wow, what a bitchy white girl, okay? She's just like a bitchy white girl. She acts kind of like Lisa Kodrow, like she's like,

Yeah. Like she does a lot of Lisa Kodrow things. Yeah. And she complains about the bedding. Yeah. Which is a little of Lisa Goodrow things. Yeah, she complains about the betting. Yeah Which is a little bit too close to me. So So now it's time for the first challenge. So it's like designers time for your first challenge and then color class like Oh, that's fun to say. Ha ha ha ha ha She's excited

So they all get to see each other's fashion come down but right before they announce this and the other person that stands out to me is Tessa and she's the girl with bangs. And now I've from Cincinnati where we are. Yeah, oh, is she from Cincinnati? She's kind of like a little too high on herself and she's got a little of personality from Frazier like bitchy. And I'm not I think she's going to be a total asshole, but I think she did well on the show, but that was my first thing. I was like, bangs. I don't know.

She's a very lovely way of talking where she sounds very sweet, but everything she said was full on Bitchie. And I was like, you wouldn't realize till like after it was done, you're like, oh, that was Bitchie. She was like, you know, I'm really impressed with a lot of the designers,

but you know, unfortunately, they all produce like terrible stuff. And you're like, oh yeah really impressed with a lot of the designers, but unfortunately they all produce terrible stuff. You're like, oh, yeah, wait a second. That was rude. So let's see. At stake for the winner, at $250,000, blueprints stuff, and pens really base themselves. I was like, this, you know what does not speak of like high fashion is 250,000 dollars furnished by pilot pins

But you've got a hand it to I'm really glad not to have to hear about the blue fly wall or whatever that was I did not like that one. They're like go internet shot the Amazon Prime has sponsored the what's like what? Like dress your dress your models and packing tape or whatever. Yeah, okay, so Their challenge is the judges to get to know the judges They the judges have to show what they were inspired by Yeah, that's what Brandon was so This is gonna be shocking what he was inspired by his mom. I was like, oh come on. Yeah, come on gay person Yeah, yeah, he they they have to they show like they each are showing like a photo of Like moment of inspiration and moment they realized that passion was a passion

So Brandon has a photo of his mom his grandma had like a store a boutique of some sort and so his mom like hated fashion or something But the grandma forced her to like get dressed so she's in this like very 80s like Dynasty outfit on like the little like she's in Texas Runway, Dillard, and way I was in one of those fashion shows Yeah, and then Carly Clause you know Carly Clause also gives me a lot of Misha Barton awkwardness, you know That's what she gives me you know, you know, Misha Barton just is Full on awkward at all times. Yeah, I think she's like one of those pea chips. You know those dried string bean chip things. I don't

but I can imagine it. They're called like natural love or some hippie bullshit like that. They're surprisingly delicious. So then we see, so Carly shows a picture of her like when she was 13 on a runway and she's like, I was always all, and felt strange, and then this was in my moment. And then, for sure, I loved Nina's. She like pulls up a photo, it's like black and white photo from like 1912. And she's like, I was raised in a small town in South America, and here I am working on a photo shoot as an intern. And I learned instead of leaping into my experience as an American to not to simulate.

I was like, oh well, you know how many people across America were just like, hey, there you man. So yeah, hers was like Lucille Ball and like in anything goes costume. By the way, what does Nina moisturize with stem cells? Because she looks amazing. She looks exactly the same. I don't look like that. Well, you could she probably always looked a little bit older than she was 10 years ago. So now her age has caught up to her.

Maybe she's like me. I look like this when I was 14. You know, it's like Jessica Beale, you know, I have a theory about Jessica Beale that she always had, like she has a mature face. So she always looked a lot older to me than she actually was even when she was like 18. But that means that then when she's like 47 or 50,

she's gonna look like, oh wow, she still looks the same, that she looks great. Yeah, she still looks good. So then let's see, Elaine is from Teen Vogue and she got her first. Thanks Rob Roddy. Teen Vogue. Today's prize is $250,000 from Pencil. And a lifetime supply at Callie Claus. Dinner for a year at Callie Claus. So you die. So the next is Elaine who used to work for, or maybe still does, works at Teen Vogue.

She's the editor in at team Vogue. She's the editor and chief at team Vogue and her story is that she is from a small town where you weren't encouraged to dream man. So she just started calling. She started calling Ebony over and over again until someone talked to her and she ended up getting through to the editor and chief until she got hired to go work a suit. She missed this job. Yeah, which is, I mean, there's something to be said for that, you know, you go girl. I mean, never worked for me. Yeah, I've been calling Beth Middler since I was six. Nothing's ever worked out. I'm still doing a podcast.

Thanks, I think you just have to have better goals. Yeah, yeah, and determination and grits. Hey, have some grits. grits. Hey, how about some grits? Grits. Like this girl. So she did. She finally got in touch with the lady. And then her first shoot was Serena Williams, which, wow.

I know. That's quite a shoot. Wait a minute first. Jump in, right? So her, the cover she's showing is a bathing suit. So her people all have to figure out, you know, like it's like a serena in like a like a blue Cut out bathing suit thing or mobber. So there's that and then Yeah, so so that's that's that that's the inspiration and it's like okay like time to get sketching so now it's sketching time and

We started learning a lot about we learned about Tessa and she's like And we started learning a lot about, we learned about Tessa, and she's like, well, my dad is a Miller and my mom is a ceramicist, and they both wear aprons, that's gonna be my inspiration. Aprons, yeah. I was like, that's interesting. I would make bowling pins because my dad worked in a bowling alley.

I don't know that it needs to be that literal, but yeah. I don't know why I thought that was so funny, like apron chic. We also learned that Renee, Renee, she is like, she's, what she's like 50 or something, she is the mother of nine children. Yeah, she's pretty badass. She is badass, I like her. Yeah, I'm rooting for her and she made a really, really, really good outfit. So I'm rooting for her so far.

Yeah. Yeah, so they're just like sketching. There's nothing really to say about. They're just sketching. Yeah, they sketch. And then they're taken to their penthouse in Brooklyn. Let me know, by the way, if I'm going too fast for your honor, I'm just trying to.

No, no, we can't throw wrong things. It's hard because there's a lot of stuff happening, but for me, at this point, there wasn't a huge amount of no worthy stuff, but if you found something no worthy that I did, I obviously don't want to. I'm just scrolling through. It's my favorite thing to do this. I don't want to need a girl.

I want to see you. I'm being like, hotty-potty. Hotty-potty. So now they go to their penthouse in Brooklyn. Wait, did they meet their models yet? Not yet. They didn't meet the models. They just learned that they have models of different shapes and sizes, which is very exciting

with, you know, which we talked about. Um, so here's where we start getting a little bit of storyline. We learned that Frankie, um, who is going to be doing, um, she wants to do something inspired by Serena Williams' bathing suit. Frankie, uh, she got, she was suit. Frankie, she was gonna like, she was with a boyfriend of nine years and they were gonna move in together maybe across the country or something like that

and then two days before he dumped her. Yeah, not very nice in other words. What a dick. Yeah, but I mean, I guess it's better to know now before you get to New York than I was suck. So she's been living in a car. Yeah, basically. And then what's the latest, the mom late, the mom, Renee, we just said her name.

And she's like, I prefer all women because I'm Muslim. And then some rude girl, I'm going to assume it's Kavanaugh because her name is Kavanaugh. But someone's like, well, COVID, are you, no, no, it wasn't COVID. It was the Colombian guy. She's like, Colombian guy, you're not straight, are you? And he's like, no, I'm not straight. And she's like, okay, it wasn't covee it was the Colombian guy. She's like Colombian guy. You're not straight are you and he's like no on the straight And she's like okay, then fine that works. I was like excuse you Yeah, excuse you. Oh, yeah on a gay show to ma'am. Yeah, we're not ladies Literally, I'm not literally we're so man even though we're ladies. Jeez. Just clap boobs. I earned these boobs

Okay, these boobs aren't giving to me naturally. I ate these boobs So now it's the next day. It's time to go to mood So I was really happy I was afraid that it would be going like with the whole rebrand that they were gonna be going to different like Claren Fabric's I know I was really scared So I was like really happy that we were still going to mood So we get there and this would be learned about Leela and she's like I like I'm like an eco Conscious waste nothing designer, which I feel like is actually all really good, but I really annoyed me when she said it

Ronnie is run six. I don't want your recycled dress. You know what I mean? I don't want my underwear made from recycled materials There said it. Okay. Hate me how you want. Yeah, we then I don't want my underwear made from recycled materials there senate okay hate me all you want yeah we then I don't even remember her who is that Lila oh god the girl who were who wore a bathrobe like that was like a karate robe at this time I'm in like her so I didn't hate her either I didn't hear it but I was not annoying I don't know it was weird because I'm super into being environmentally sound but for some reason I didn't want to hear it from her. She annoyed me. Yeah, there's eco-friendly bite bowls. We all have to use now

that are spirals. No, no. So eco-friendly. You break them and you get cancer and die. Okay. Did you know that? Yeah. Talk about that Lila. Okay, I don't want to die of cancer in your karate robe. But by the way Ronnie, I'm very proud of you because the other day you did you did tell me that you have finally come around to paper straws. I've accepted paper straws okay I've accepted it and finally I'm going to stop complaining. The paper straw revolution was really fast by the way. You know what happened. They got them here in Cincinnati okay. Yeah it went really fast I just need time to adjust and here's why I accept paper straws now. Because in some towns, there are no straws, okay?

Sometimes it's just like, nope, we're done with straws, like DC, I was like, can I have a straw thinking paper straw? And they're like, oh no, we don't do straws now. And I was like, excuse you. And then guess what? In Austin, some lady told me we don't do straws. And I gave her the dirtiest look.

And it's not the waitress's fault. It's not fair of me to be mad at the waitress, but just remember if you're ever my waitress, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at your restaurant. So now that I've had two restaurants with no last straws. Now that I've had no paper straws, I accept papers, no straws at all, now I accept paper straws. That's how to get me to get into things. No straws. No straws. Some might say no straws are the straws that broke your back. Some would say that's a cheese straw. Oh yeah. Anyway, so let's talk about some straw-ing ladies.

So we're at mood and we are getting to see the people who are clearly already going to be at the bottom too and they're having they have different perspectives on their budget because Kavanaugh is like we both have plastic straws right now yeah by the way cheers straw cheers

um so Kavanaugh is is skulking around being like $250 that's like not enough money to get anything oh you know and then Frankie's like $250. Oh my God, I could design for entire family. I know Frankie's like, I could afford a new house and a new boyfriend for that much money. And Calvin, I was like twin beds.

Last time I saw a twin bed was when I pushed two together to make a keen sized bedding. Europe. Ha ha ha. So yeah, COVID, COVID that hey pronounces name my favorite because he keeps going oh my God, oh my God, so he's my favorite for that and for wearing like some weird kind of page Mina thing as his outfit. Yeah, he had a nice story later on. Meanwhile, how about that? Meanwhile, Hester Notprin, Miss, like, high fashion whimsy.

The girl who loves whimsy in a good sense of humor, I guess that doesn't apply to picking out fabric. She's like, I need my one. She needed like one fabric and she could not stop fixating on it, which not seem like a very whimsical attitude to me. Yeah, whimsical people who dress like that and try to be wacky and happy all the time are the most miserable people ever. They like the people who use yoga as part of their personality and people who are always like using self-help slogans, okay? They're never nice. They're always terrible. And the minute they get mad,

they're gonna cut you or like put a brick through your windshield. People, people who love whimsy. Are they unhappy as people in the world? We're am I in here? I don't even look at all these. Let me look, let me look. Have an auto. Can I get a hold of this?

Drama music. Oh, you're in your way ahead. You was supposed to. I'm not sure. No, of this? Drama music. Oh, you're in your way ahead. You was supposed to. Oh, I am. No, but then this is stolen. Oh, Serena cover. He's rolled way.

I was just reminding myself what they were designed. Yeah. No, here. Wait, we're going to get here. I can't remember the last time I stepped in a twin size bed. He dumped me and left me in a car. Kavanaugh, twin size bed. Kovie, big.

I think you just didn't take any notes about mood. I think you just missed mood. I think mood. I was just like, oh, Covey, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big get to the story. He's like, I want to do something almost goddess-like. I want you to do a jacket on top of her. I'm like, oh, jackets. God, that's an jacket. So, so, so, so. Oh my god, like I can imagine a hero in a cute little jacket. Jesus, what's going on? I got this.

I got this over at Phileans. Yeah, and then this is where we start getting Christians expertise where he's like going around and giving advice. Maybe you could lose the jacket. He just like looks all deadpan and I think I can get used to it. Yeah so yeah those are the roles. So I guess that's so Hester so she ultimately just she got some weird organza I think and I'm calling her Evan essence in my I like that Hester and Evan essence One represents

Puritanical sinning and the other is like goth emo from turn of the millennium But doesn't she look like she would follow Evanescence just some like some weird Moody. She probably did when she was younger and she probably regrets and she probably hates that you sus that out of her She's like no, I always loved David Bowie. Always never liked to have an essence ever She was a juggalow at some point. You know that. Mm-hmm a juggalow. Oh Yeah, oh my gosh. Is that single people who jugal?

Aren't people who jugal all single? People, people who love jugalos. Are the un luckiest people in the world jugalos? Okay, real quickly, the insane clown Posse, they have an annual. Can't, okay, can't whip that name, okay? I've always been like that with the first time I heard in saying clomposy I was like no well they have an

annual festival that's actually gigantic and it's called like the gathering of the juggalos or something like that and so if you if you call yourself a juggalo that means you like going to that festival and seeing kid rock and you love insane clomposy so that remove yourself from the subscription list. Okay. And subscribe immediately. No, Insane Clampossy is really good. They had that song where they like pondered magnets and how they work. Do you remember that song? They're like magnets. How do they work? It was an actual lyric from the song. Let her lay a cat. Okay. Anyway, Juggles. Anyway, Frankie. Okay, so Frankie is, is this where they get their models? Oh, no, no. So Christian comes over to Frankie and she has the serena cover.

She's making a bathing suit and Christian goes, that looks real. I was like, you're going to have to be quicker than that. Christian, you couldn't even come up with the word for it. And Frankie's like, flat booty and he's like, yeah, you don't wanna just cut it too much. And she's like, yeah, it looks like she's bandaged up. I mean, there's no stripper polity under the runway, right? Yeah.

The other thing is, so Kavanaugh, we get this where we hear a little bit of Kavanaugh's backstory, which is that she was like, she was featured in L Magazine and her dad called her and was like super proud of her and then the next day he died. Oh my god, Kavanaugh. Once she said that thing about the twin beds I cut her off, so I don't even know any of her story. Oh that was her story. It was really sad. It was really, really sad and it shows why she's like, you know, like that's that's the traumatic Um, and another sad story we got was covee. Oh my god

Because he is from a place in India where being gay is illegal and so he and his boyfriend the neighbor's tattletail on them Which honestly, I don't know how they needed a tattletail honestly and he's pretty gay Yeah, but they got tattled on and then they had to move out of their house and like so sad and so he's like gay gay so Also, Vinnie, meanwhile Vinnie is concerned that his dress may be too basic so he's like, you know, I'm gonna do I'm gonna add feathers to it Which I feel like it's never he's like I'm gonna have Skolder silver buttons right here. right here and patch here and then feathers here

and Christians like, maybe remove the feathers on top? I just feel like the instinct to go to feathers to make it high fashion. I don't know, I don't like that. That's not my instinct. Yeah, so then Kovid meets his model and she's like, I've been working so hard to get here, especially, you know, I'm transgender and I'm the first on project runway and she's like, I've been working so hard to get here, especially, you know, I'm transgender and I'm the first on-project runway and she's like crying instead.

And he's like, oh my god, oh my god, you're trying to do this. Go this in a jacket. So then, um, also one thing that happens, by the way, and I'm fully aware that Ryan and I are recapping from two different parts of the entire episode, but it actually doesn't matter because it's all just like in the sowing mix. But I think we gave up on a linear recap already, like, in the middle of it. Carly and Christian come to visit and they announced that there's going to be a new challenge on Project Runway.

It's called the Flash Sale Challenge. And America is going to vote on the look that they like the most and the favorite look will be manufactured by someone and sold on Bravo. Oh, I thought that the one, well they picked it today. They said the one that picked is picked today is going to be managed. See, I don't even understand how this works. I feel like I don't like this challenge. I don't like it at all. I think it takes away from I don't want America to choose on anything Yeah, America we've learned I say keep America out of this. This is not the fashion. It wasn't this the same premise as the fashion show

Whatever learned one thing lately. It's do not let America choose things. Yeah So and then Christians like make it fabulous, which I guess I think that's gonna be his thing make it fabulous because he says fabulous a lot make it fabulous So let's go to the runway show, shall we? Do you have anything to say in the video? Well, let's see. I'm trying to see if there was anything exciting. Well, Kavanaugh has her model help her. Okay, this was really funny. So they're getting towards the end and Kavanaugh's like, um, I'm not finished. Could you help me? And our model's like, sure. And she's like, here's the needle. She's like, I'm sewing for you. What?

Yeah. Yeah. And then, Rafa, what's his name? Afafa is next to her, the Samoan guy who gives bitchy faces. And he's helping out Frankie who couldn't finish her bathing suit. Because she had, okay, so when I get the models, Frankie gets a big girl model. And it was funny because Frankie is the one who designs for big girls and she gets a big girl

model and she's like oh my god this is totally good wrong she's really tall and so she has to redo it so all the everyone comes together to help her because she's like super nice but then Kavanaugh is having a model so and uh Rafa is like really you're sewing and he was giving her so much shit And he's like I don't want to seem like a bitch on national TV, but I mean look We'll help Frankie cuz she's nice, but yeah, I'm just cut to cabin. I'm like Also, I have to say the the Dowdy girl from Cincinnati test us. She's like you know, Frankie's look just doesn't look very good I I feel for because it just doesn't feel good to go home on the first one way show. He I'm like, that was such an nasty thing to say.

It's evil things. But she says it in such a nice way. Um, so Frankie is like crying and, you know, here's the thing. I I wanted to actually really love Frankie because I I like that she wants to design for bigger women. You know, she seems like a nice person. But I also felt like she, I can see her being a drama queen who sucks everyone into her shit.

Because by the end of the episode, everyone was like, she was like crying and crying, crying. Everyone was like, sort of hold around her and everyone was pinning things in for her. And it was sort of like that thing where I'm like, I'll let it go for this first episode, but if this becomes an ongoing pattern, I'm going to be over it very quickly. Yeah, I felt that way too. I was with her until the end, and then I was like, you need to shut up. Yes. You're fucking sobbing. All she's doing, and then okay, so we'll get to that. Yeah, we'll get to that. So first, she's just sobbed. Right now, she's just sobbing, and so everybody's helping it's the first challenge and she's nice and she's homeless, you know So but then I was like if you say you're homeless home more time because every time they cut their

She's like, but I'm homeless and I was like if you stop that I'm gonna do what I normally do and throw a diet cook Can't at your head. Yeah, I I Did that I felt like I just felt like I started to see like signs of oh sorry a manipulator so so then they all No, I mean like I don't mean that in like such a she's not like yeah, I know I know I mean, but she's basically you know she's she's I Just knows that by the end the episode she had everyone doing everything for her and she had everyone gathered around her. I, my radar was pinging.

So, before they, so the, now it's, they've got a style, everyone, everything. And they have to do this thing, but they have to take pictures of their models for social media, so America can vote on them, even though there was never any opportunity for America to vote, which was weird. So yeah, maybe they wouldn't like this is maybe that month ago I don't rise or something. I don't understand how it works, but then Kavanaugh's like um I would never take social media picture with an iPhone. I mean we use professional cameras I'm sorry Annie Lewis. You're like 90,000

professional camera. I'm sorry Annie Lewis. You're like 90,000 K's. What did they call for you? What does it? Yeah, camera. How about when you make a professional looking dress we'll shoot it with a professional photographer. Okay, for right now, iPhone. How about your phone is gonna match your design? Here's your jitter bud. Have fun making a social media. Here here's... I'm gonna come up there with one of those cameras with a crank and a shawl that goes over me. Here's a morse code. All right lady, young lady. Here's an edge of sketch. I'm just gonna try to capture what it looks like.

All right, so next, relax, come. Now we get to see how Carly is gonna do? And she does a hard pose instead of her Heidi pose. You know Heidi's like walks up and then she does her pose and you see the shadow behind the thing. And it's like, oh look at me! You know, it's cute. Carly's is like, you guys can only see this if you're on TV party or watching this at home, but it's like this. It's like a bent, it's like a U.

She bends so far back, it's like, and I was like, listen hard pose, okay. We get it, you're on level string being, get the fuck out of here, okay, sit down. Yeah, and meanwhile backstage, like it's like last looks. And so of course, Frankie's coming, it's like falling apart. So there's like six or seven people.

Like a man. Like, okay, that's like a doctor when they're like, what's the needle broke? I'm like, get me a new doctor immediately Brace a needle He breaks a needle so yeah, so all of a sudden like everyone is like there's like six people all around Frankie's outfit and they're all like sewing things and poking things and like those are because all these little straps that are falling apart and Calvin is just staring like She's like you know it in the long term and in business the only person that can help you is yourself so sometimes

I think you just need to get it done on your own. She's up Kevin all this is right. Yes, Kevin. I mean she's kind of right. Well she's probably just because no one helped her with her little tweed jacket that she was trying to do with. She's so wrong. She's like, so the sleeve to the lapel or something. Yeah, that really goes to show you that just being nice just can help you so much in life. I haven't necessarily learned how to do it, but I've just noticed it on reality shows, you know? Yeah.

Because Kavanaugh should not have gone home today. Frankie should go home. Like for sure. I think everyone printing much agrees that Frankie should go home. I mean, even this one thing I, they kept that I really like from the lifetime is where the designers are always talking shit during the show and they're all liked and they I don't think they realize that their mics are still on. So they're saying bitchy things and you hear everything that they say. And everyone was like that girl's going. I mean, even Renee who's like the nice mother of 10 or whatever, she's like

I wouldn't worry honey, she's that's going home. I actually did not sense that Renee is that nice, which I liked. Also, I think you can be nice and raise 10 children. No, or be in fashion. The other thing is that one thing is that the way they were, I feel like in the lifetime slash original Bravo one, the designers during the fashion show would sit on chairs, but now they're sitting on this like two-tier couch thing. So basically the people who are sitting on a lower tier, they get back support.

But the people who are sitting on the top tier, it's like there's nothing behind them. And you know that those fashion shows probably take forever. And by the time it's over, you see them all like propping themselves up back there with their hand and everything everything I would be so I would be livid that is so rude brother Why would you like not give them proper chairs to sit in yeah? I was even upset at South by Southwest we had to sit in stools and I was not comfortable I'm comfortable I just felt so uncomfortable and so weird sitting there like that. I don't like that. I was now

I know to put my rider, chair, boom. No, no, we get back some of those tools. But it's not the same. And I'm not covered. I'm used to having the water going on. I think it was that you didn't have the cloth. I think it was that you didn't cover it. So I have to sit up straight, which was really

uncomfortable. Who does that? I have to sit up and cross my ankles and like, scrubs. Yeah, I'm about to say, I think it was the lack of table. You just have to have a table of cloth scratching my neck. I don't have to hold my mic. I can just kind of wander around. Oh, I got it I get a different seating the point is I don't know why anyone ever has tools by the way just in general like ours Those ours were tall chairs, but um

Or I'm okay with a stool that has a chair back like a proper chair back Not one that just goes up to my lumbar because what's the point of that? It's not gonna support me It's just like it's like a reference, well, we know you would like a back. So we're going to make it look like you have a back. You don't really have a back. It's gross. Oh, if I had proper posture, so many things in my life would be different. I know everything would be different guys. Okay, I never do it. So run away time. Oh, the other thing is about Karli Klaus. So she clearly is known with this and she hasn't gotten the note yet that she has to stop I'm swiveling because she does she swivels. She she gets on she starts talking and those shoulders are going front and back

She's in front and back and be Cohen still does and be Cohen to stomp out learning. So I don't know I don't know that Carly just got a chance Andy Cohen's sister is chair like this. That's Any of the stables he really does he puts his hands Any consistence chair like this. That's ch- La la la la la la la la la la Anya still pulls me up. He really does. He puts his hands in his chair and just swings back and forth, back and forth. By the way, I apologize to anyone in our hotel because we're really obnoxious as usual. Yeah.

We're sitting right in this echo hallway. Okay. So now this is where the streetcats going gonna get really sad because the way I wrote down these fashions, okay? Yeah, I tried. I started with the feather. I just wrote car wash. Yeah, so we're even more like feathers up the side of the leg.

If the girl just was stood like, if Carly wore that, she could be a car wash. Yeah, I hated it. I hated it. And it was like weird on top. I feel like there was like some weird, weird jacket that was like a skinny jacket that like covered like the collarbone or something. Yeah. I didn't like that girl.

I think her name was Lee. I'm 18. It was Lee. She was just a person. And she did like, it was like, it was like, she did like a white blazer with like a roughly like, um, like, it was like a 17th century ruffle in the middle, which I liked. It was like, I'm a daisage. What do you think about this in the middle, which I liked. It was like I'm a daisage. I'm a daisage. It's all polio. What did they have in that? What did he end up dying of in that?

Probably consumption. Consumption. Polio. Old age. Polio assumption. He died of genius. Yeah. He's like, oh, I played the piano too well. He got Sally Erid. Yeah, he got F-Merry Abraham. Yeah. How about we go over the tops and the bottoms since there's like, what do we just talk about the one that look and anything that we thought was particularly noteworthy, which I think is probably everything.

I mean, my notes are like this because I started to eat, I was like, a big gray thing I like, don't love the fit, looks cheap, matte, sweater and big gray thing. I like don't love the fit looks cheap. Maa sweater and tights thing. I mean, that's what those are like my fashion. I'm trying to. I mean, tomorrow who I wrote that guy, Snotty, because he's like,

Oh, I like my big jealous of me because I've already shown it fashion week. And I said that. It was like shut up. Yeah. So some guys named Bish May, which I like because his name is spelled bish like hey bitch like bitch me and I'm like well that is oh I just such a label I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I was like at least you own it It was like a swat that was the one that I said was a sweater and tight thing I wrote silver pants with a sweater top with slits leaves that are tied with balls

Yeah, that's what you're getting. I was like, what's the point of a sweater if you're going to have your arms exposed like that? That's not like in the spirit of sweater. So Tessa goes, Tessa who wound up in the top, she goes, you know, mine is simple, but my styling and choice of fabrics is elevated. And I can't say that about every look that came down the runway. Oh, bitchy bangs. Bitchy bangs.

Bitchy bangs. Said in that sweet way. Is this what it's going to be like outside of the hotel here in Cincinnati? No, people here in Cincinnati are pretty cool. Well, I'll talk about that. They're so nice. We're running long. So yeah, Tessa, then Sonia does a black and white things.

White pants and a flowy top with kind of a turtleneck thing. Which is a little bit of a ski. Sebastian, I think, is the game from Columbia. And he goes, if I make Nina proud, it's like the cherry on the cake. Which is cute. Yeah, he's the guy is like, I clean buildings for a living. That's not a bad job. But I'd really rather witness.

And I like that they're getting people really down and out people who need the chance. Because that's how all these shows used to be. And Top Chef now is like James aboard winner James being a war winner. Yeah. And it's like it's gotten more snotty and I kind of like that they've mixed changed it up here. Yeah. Um, off of the Samoan, I liked his yet a big old train. He was actually one of my favorites. And I was said that it didn't have the top prom tons of train off shoulder gray. I thought that was ugly. So I do like him. Frankie's come up in the pinching face. Yeah, Frankie's come down the runway and it looks like it's about to just all unravel

any moment. Less her heart. It was like when you don't have enough wrapping paper left on Christmas and so you just try putting like a little newspaper and then using tons of ribbon on it just to like hide it. And your mom's like, of course you gave me a shit. Like you can make that for a drop one gift you know that's how I felt with her. And then in fact when I was coming down Nadine uh Nadine gets into Kavanaugh's ear and goes don't worry that's the going home like right there. Oh yeah I blame for Ne for that sorry Renee yeah and then Kavanaugh's like well I don't know at least she took a risk which is true Kavanaugh yeah and she knows it yeah So then is Hester Sunshine.

Were there a weird cocktail dress that lacked any sort of whimsy or humor? Yeah, that's what's so fucked. Well, actually, it's a whimsy because she did like boning, I guess you call it. It was just boning. It was kind of like the frame of a dress, not boning. Since when is boning? It was just, it looked like the frame of a dress, not boning. Since when is boning? It's whimsical. Because it was just, it looked like the frame of a dress, but there wasn't any dress. Does that make sense? Like it outlined the girl's shoulder and arms and back. It was cool, but then there was no. I don't know.

I liked whimsy to me. And then cove, it was no tie-dye overalls. I mean, where was the daisy patternye overalls. I mean, where was the Daisy pattern? So, COVID, I loved COVID stress. It reminded me of something that like Luanne would wear to the Hamptons or on like a group trip to St. Parts or maybe Sonya. That was like a boring, flowy Kyle dress to me. I didn't, well, now you've ruined it by bringing Kyle into it.

For sure, it would be on sale at Cobb at Eileen too. Yeah, it looked very simple. It looked like very like, you know. I liked it. And for sure it would be on sale at Cobb at Eileen too. Yeah, it looked very simple. It looked like very like, you know. I liked it. I liked actually, for what it was for that style of dress, I liked it. But again, I'm out of cash. I'm not as happy. I'm not as happy.

Like they had two days and a ton of money and he's just like, I'll make a flowy ass, you know, simple thing. Well, if he did want there to be a little jacket. He did. That's true. And Christian ruined it for me. Yeah. After stim. So the tops and the bottoms, the group is Layla, who is the eco-conscious one, who I hated her. I hated it. Yeah, it was made out of like bottle caps.

It was made out of awful. Vinny, Frankie, Renee, Kavanaugh, and Tessa. That was our top group. The six of you, Pepas, the highest. The width, scores. It's like, okay, Carly. So Vinny was like, I was just really drawn to Brandon's balloons as my inspiration and like, how can I celebrate the woman without making her look like a clown? I'm like, well, maybe don't use balloons as the inspiration. Yeah, that's the first step.

And then, Elaine's like, where do you see a real woman wearing a gown like that? Which, it's not a rule because they didn't say it has to be a real woman wearing a dress like this. I mean, is this high fashioner? Is this real women? You better give me some directions. I'll just tell me that judging.

But then everyone else really liked it. Yeah, I was surprised, because I thought it was terrible. I was like, I loved it. It's a, you know, it's a lot, but it's better than less. I had a great reaction to when I saw this reminds me of my childhood vacation to Peru in 1932. And I saw the first time I met Fadi Arbuckle in the steakhouse. I saw the most beautiful bird.

Fadi Arbuckle on the steakhouse. She bucket, but steakhouse. She went to a steakhouse. I remember I said, how do I go into a steakhouse? It is no longer there. Instead, there's a cheap, curly cloth. Sorry, no offense. So, let's see who cares. Yeah, Kevin, well Brandon's like, if you had a good amount of money

for the fabric in that amount of time, it felt slightly basic for the design. Yeah, I thought, I mean, she's definitely got enough money left over in her budget by herself, a cup of coffee. I was like, whoa! And then Nina's like, even with this fabric, you could have come up with something else. After I also mentioned that is it Brandon or Brandon? Brandon, right?

Brandon. Brandon. So Brandon, I have to mention that he was cracking me up this whole episode because he's, he's told us one thinking likes is like surprises. So in the first thing, like someone had a cape and he's like, Oh, reveal, I love reveal. And then on the runway, someone had another one. He's like, Oh, what a reveal. And then they moved it up from being a cape to being a song.

He's like, it's a trip. That's why he goes to Jack in the box for lunch so much. He's waiting for something. He's like, is it going to happen today? Every time he's waiting for something. He's like, is it gonna happen today? Every time he gets a birthday card, he's like, man, get him a pop-up bug. Like at the beginning of any Broadway show in the curtain opens. Yes, and there's a scream. Yes, it got clear. So, so yeah, so Renee, Brandon was the inspiration and brands like, there was a quatt strength.

This look that represents my mom. Of course. Okay. Are you still waiting for a while? Answer what? Get over it. So, Carly, so Lila, Lila's in the bottom with her eco-conscious design. By the way, all she said, the only reason why is eco-conscious is because she used it

by every piece of material, that's all. So she put it over the top. Yeah, so Carly was her inspiration and Nina is like, Nina does like a classic Nina Garcia, starts off saying something that seems nice and then goes in for the kill. She's like, it's Carly's essence. However, I would question your skill set as a designer because there's not a lot there. It basically looks like shit. Yes. This is what I thought. This is how terrible I thought that Heidi Gloom was until I met Carly Klaus. How does that make you feel? It looks like someone took the paper table mats at that steakhouse and taped them together on a model and said, Voila, a fashion!

Yeah, you're basically a word-jumble in the steakhouse. You're like the maze on the menu. Like, why even draw that? It's so easy. Like, do they think that we're all idiots just because we're 11 years old so then then Nina now with the test oh yeah Tessa Nina was talking about Tessa Tessa Nina but Nina was the inspiration Nina's thing was the inspiration for Tessa and it's this I mean she did say she was inspired by an apron okay okay? So let me try and I think that I was shining out right now. I think it's nice. But let me, so let me take this surprise out of my voice.

Because it is an apron. It's like an apron, an apron dress. And it's like some kind of silk. And then the pants are these like those full dress, dress wavy pants, but they don't, they didn't look good. I didn't like the mixture of the, the, I thought it was fine. I didn't think it was anything textures or fabrics or fabrics. Yeah, they didn't look right together. One was shiny and one wasn't. And then it was like this apron dress. And then when she turned around, she looked like bike

tassels because she just had ribbon hanging off the back. She was, she was the end of the car wash at the end with the things like this. Yeah, there's a lot of car wash. If this was a team challenge, it would have been a full car wash I would love it if they took them to the car wash and sent find your inspiration here because honestly car wash designs would be awesome I mean those things at the car wash look like flappers anyway They look like Tina Turner dressers make something out of the pine cone thing that hangs I got a love project run where they do such a crazy shit on this so need a lot of this I thought it was so stupid

I didn't like it at all and I don't know if it's because I knew bangs made it But I was like no, it's like that's the girl who gets caught in a train door And then gets a drag down the platform when we all have to wait and next for three hours She's so annoying for getting killed Yeah, it's getting killed because she's wearing a stupid outfit and then we all have to wait three hours while they clean or gut. And clear the closing doors. So Tessa, but Nina loves it.

Nina has a lady bone over the stress. She goes, this dress does not look like a $250 look. This looks expensive. The fact that the tunic has a pocket makes me crazy makes me crazy I love that Nina lives for it. These are things that I love pockets and tunics Branding goes I keep riding chic fishermen chic fishermen Yeah, cuz she had a purse it was made out of like Fire netting or something and he's like it's like she could just dump that person to the water and lift it up and shop crabs.

Yeah. Oh. So then Frankie was basically, sorry, didn't know I had a giant. And I felt so bad for her model too, because Frankie's like, I didn't know you were so big. And she's crying the whole time. It's like, finally the big girl model

gets a big girl designer on a season with different kinds of girls. And she's still made to feel like sick sick because she's too big the whole time. It's like, you can't win. Also, don't they get measurements? I mean, is that a crazy concept to follow the measurements? Yeah, they got measurements. So, yeah, so Frankie, when they turn their attention to Frank and she's immediately like,

I'm so sorry, like, no, I know it's like, I can do better. But I'm like, first of all, let them say something first, you know, yeah She's like look what I wrote don't use the homeless card You know the homeless card man, but she didn't so she so she's crying She's like I can do so much better. It's just that like you know, like I don't like it. I think they're happening I'm stressed and I don't know and then then Elaine goes yeah, thanks for that I don't know another and then then Elaine goes yeah, thanks for that But they still looks like shit

It's a lags graphmanship And then Nina need is like what? Material is that Frank is like well actually it's a cheap touches the dress the lightest touch and a full-on strap falls off. And also she can name the fabric which is really weird and she goes well it has some stretch to it. I need to just go where okay. You know how I need this smile she's like you just like wow you can leave my office now like this isn't your office Nina. No, it's my office now Yeah, it's like comfort equals confidence. You're neither get out It's comfort equals confidence. I am sorry

This is more comfort in than comfort get out This is more like lacking quality in This is more like lacking quality in them. This is more merry not than talking to you. This is more like your skills went on holiday in holiday. You're on hot. More like days and confused in. More like not Ramada, more like Oh my God in... Embassy Sowers. As in throw it in the courtyard by Marriots.

Extended, I'm not staying. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Motel we better 86 this design Motel please get me an eight ball if I have to look How about red wolf in oh god so then we go to the oh they're all watching in the in the yeah all the others are designers all the other designers are watching us to just really give it to the the bottoms and the tops and the TV goes off and someone goes, Oh, they're deliberating. Like they're just figuring out how it all works. Yeah, so they're talking and they're like walking up to the models and like poking in everything. And Nina just loves test design. She's like,

It's the right bag, it's the back with the little shell buttons. It's the, it's the ride, bag. The ride to Mount Savannah, Rexia. The fat, wreck, the foggy. I fucking love Nina. Listen, Tim and Heidi, I'm very sorry that you had to go to the blue fly wall or vine Show that I'm unfortunately no one's gonna watch. Yeah, sorry. I'm not following you there Okay, Tim gun. I tried you on another show. It was stupid Heidi. I've never tried you on anything else

But you're stupid you should have both stuck with this for ten dollars. They paid you ten dollars You've made enough you should have stayed here to entertain me because now I don't care because now I still have Nina And she's gonna be morning of the never and now I have Brandon Not sure about Carly yet. Okay. I'm actually excited for Elaine's Potential I think I really loved how after Frank did her sob story Elaine was like yeah Still sucks. Yeah, I really appreciate that Unfortunately tears don't make this any better now now They also loved Renee's dress and you know this is Brandon thinks was like you but Brandon was love this Yeah, Nina goes it's very first to tie out and Brenda goes

So that was what I mean, he's like, yes, yeah, oh He's like I want to lay on this floor curl up at wit is this Yeah, he was asking about Renee's he goes I want to lay on this floor curl up at wit is this yeah, he goes I'm gonna lay on this floor curl up in a ball and start crying winner winner chicken dinner my mother inspired that yeah I then they go to lay las eco-friendly one and he knows like I think this is an unfortunate fabric No pocket on the tunic and Brandon goes yeah, it's like she's trying to blow her nose from outer space I mean you can just, it's like she's trying to blow her nose from outer space. I mean, you can just see. It's not poetic. Yeah.

Yeah. And so then they go to Kavanaugh's and they're like, you know, it goes, I have some serious concerns that Kavanaugh can't even design. I don't know. Is she an intern on the show is she who's daughter is she and Brown is like basic skirt basic top basic basic basic basic Okay, best Carlis like um like the accessories can't even save this and I'm Carl the Claus Um and then Frankie and Elaine's like my girl Frankie Mmm, I'm running like here's the thing at Oh, he's had a POV. I'm like the other stupid girl. He's been shit

Yeah, I mean, I was like I don't know The fabric isn't even what you use for a body suit. There's no bag There's no Where is the pocket in the Where is the pocket in the tunnel? So meanwhile backstage Frank is crying and everyone's gathered around Frankie So this is where it started on me like I think it's nice. I'm officially over it now Yeah, because you know what I get the crying I would cry to you probably I would maybe if I maybe if I pull but I would I'm cry I'm not talking alone okay that's what Jackie O' Todd

is all you cry at home no you know what you know who taught us the most important lesson was Kelly Kitchron who said if you got a cry take it outside or something like cry outside yeah but Frankie like she's listen okay so she's crying I'm gonna allow her to cry and then everyone's around her so I get it that like you know that's like really nice to people support it But there's like so many people and so much crying. I don't know. I'm like I'm giving her this one week But if this happens all the time, I'm not I gave her one half an episode now I'm done with you. I think that she's the type that draws everyone into her drama

I'm getting that only cry. She gives a speech She's like no matter what happens today So grateful He's like, no matter what happens today, I'm so grateful to each and every one of you. There's been so kind to me. I'm like, you won nothing. It's like you're giving an Oscar. So you're giving like a, a, a, a, a speech for the Raspberry Awards. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, the Kavanaugh is just, just, my name fucked me again. I should have come in. Here's Kavie. Kavie, Kavie. Kavi. Everyone loves Kava. Right. I had launched a place called Kavi. Kavi. Kavi. You're like, my new name is Ruk Kamal.

I'm like, wait, that's not healthy. X-cavation. So, so now it's time for the final judgment. So, Tessa is the winner, which we knew was going gonna happen. I didn't know that was gonna happen. And this is really a bad precedent to set, because it means that Nina didn't pull old, you know. She did pull, Frank. Tessa was Nina's favorite. Oh. That's what I knew, because she was gonna be like,

this is my hat. Yeah, I want Nina, okay, good. Also, did you notice, here's nothing I didn't like, Tessa. It took me this long to realize, Tessa was wearing like a little black turtleneck, but this had some ribbing on it, but it was like a black turtleneck. And it was only in this moment that I noticed that she had like a little pussy bow across her chest. Did you notice that? No.

If you look, because it's all black, you don't notice. It's like camouflage. There's like a little bow. It's like, it's like, almost as if there's like, tassels around her boobs that she came and tied together right in the middle right here. Weird. It was so bizarre and I hated it. So then now here's maybe where Neena didn't win because when it came to picking who lost. Right. Because basically the worst to her Kavanaugh and Frankie and Neena was disgusted by that

sense. She's like it's not even the right material And so I thought okay if Nina has her way then Frankie's gone But everyone else is like but she cried and she's gonna be the cryer and people really want to see a cry Yeah, it looks like classic but staple exactly you know I think it was I think there were no tough position because on the one hand Cavanaugh would have been a great villain and the other hand, you know I think the show really wants to be what Frankie is representing, which

is both representation, a woman of color, and also someone designing for a different body size, which are both much needed and great things to have on the show and in fashion in general. I think ultimately they're like, we want to get rid of Frankie because she gave us basically something in tatters, but Kavanaugh. Yeah, because you're basically judging them both on mistakes, right? Because Kavanaugh had a tweed jacket that she was going to use, but she'd sewed it wrong. And then this girl had just sewed it wrong.

And you can't blame, and you know, it's not, you can't, I won't even be as cynical to be like, well, they kept her for what she represents, because I think that ultimately Kavanaugh had a lack of ambition. And that's important to have that ambition. So I think they did make the right choice. You can't just be ambitious in your coat. Okay, you can't be ambitious in your bitchiness, okay? And you're photography choices.

I think I should have gone home. I mean, I know mine wasn't great, but at least it wasn't just thrown together like, so people were used to sleeping in twin beds or back seats but I'm not concerning names okay you know what I also liked I don't know if you noticed this but when when she said Kavanaugh you're out for some reason they played very faintly on the piano La Bomba everyone and I was like what and then they did it again they did it like three times

when I was like they are literally playing La Bamba while Kavanaugh is walking I was like wow I guess maybe this is like to represent the Vitchy Richie Valens-ish trajectory of her time on Project Runway maybe, but like- I want to- I'm like, if they do that every week, I don't know if I'm going to hate it or love it. Like the fact that they are trolling the audience with LaBamba in this, in this like sad moment is amazing.

I'm loving it. I'm so glad it's back and I'm so glad to be covering it again. I've covered this for like 10 years. I know it's exciting and I also appreciated it. There's seven years. I have Jack's math. Did you hear my Jack's math? I also I also appreciated Kavanaugh leaving. She's like, I just feel numb, but I'm like, ready to wash my hair now and sleep on a real pillow. But I think it's the first time I've ever heard that. Like, I'm getting kicked off in the

first episode, but at least I get to wash my hair. I know. Wait, you work in fashion and you are expecting to watch your hair? No, you're not the model. Have you ever seen Kelly Katron? I know, that's wacky, okay. Take note, Hester. Okay, everyone, well that brings us to the end of another episode of,

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