Watch What Crappens - Project Runway: Yacht Frock

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

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I don't know why it's taking us this long to do it, but we're doing it. And the crappy hour is opening. And it's gonna be great. We have so much to talk about. Yeah, we'll have a good time. A lot's been happening. I mean, we've got to catch up on a lot of stuff.

Kyle Richards, you know, stupid, fake love interest. Yeah. Some Vanderpump rule steps. I mean, I've got tons of stories already, stories already clipped for tonight. So it's going to be a good, good, old time. Yeah. Just plenty of garbage to discuss. There sure is. Yeah. So this week, uh, pretty busy week here is normal. Uh, the southern charm preview came out, which is super exciting. They really, uh, listened, I think to the audience, and just went and found a whole bunch of new douchebags to put on the show. Yes. Great job. It's gonna be good. What a bunch of asshole-looking people. I mean, they have one guy's face that literally looks like a but-oh. He looks like a younger Thomas Ravlooking people. I mean they have one guy's face that literally looks like a but oh he looks like a

Younger Thomas Ravan now. Doesn't he look just like him? Do you know who I'm talking about? I feel like I saw three different but holes you know cast on the show So I can't tell which but all you're talking about and if you say it's the but hole who wears like a Patagonia vest It's the one arrow down. It's about, oh, I think that almost beats up Austin, which is gonna be good. So I love that these old douche bags are getting a run for their money from new douche bags. I mean, they're all in white pants

and like the typical Southern charm attire, I can't wait. I'm excited. So we'll talk about that maybe later. Who cares? I'm sure it's coming back in about a big brother. That showed by the way, it's Southern Trump coming back in I think about a month. I think it's beyond Wednesdays.

And then there's another show that is coming back very soon. And I can't remember, what was it? Probably on a city because. I feel like I saw something, but then I didn't, someone said this was a trailer. I think it was fake also. Yeah, I think it was fake. Thanks for faking us out.

Okay, let's not fall for everything. Okay, you know what I fell for today? Zero carb tortillas. I'm such an idiot. First of all, I'm not even a no-carb person. Like, I'm trying to count my calories or whatever, but I'm not like, oh, I'm only eating protein. I'm just not like that. I love a carb. But I read in like a low calorie article, something about these, these zero carbs. Anyway, I was at the store today, and there is this lady, next to this older lady, next to me, and we were both staring at these same carbs, these zero carbs, these zero carbs. And I said, have you ever had these? And she said, no. And I said, well, are you going to get them? And she said, are you going to get them? And I said, I'll get him if you get him. And she said, okay, I'll get him.

And then I got him too. And I said, good luck to you. And she said, good luck to you. And I was like, you know what? I'm part of this community now. You are. You are. You're gonna be welcomed on your Facebook group that you've been feeling shunned from.

They're like, you know what that man, that man who tried to steal the dog, guess what? He supported me on I'm a zero carb tortilla Well, I'd like that lady wherever you are tonight when we both take a bite of our first zero carb tortilla and it tastes inevitably like chemically crap I hope we think of each other and say next time I'll be there to warn her, you know, well

I I definitely am riding the high of the thousand carb thing because I woke up this morning because I had, I had a little bit of cake this weekend. And I live in, I mean, I had a lot of cake. I mean, I had like, I should make I had non-ice from cake. So I woke up this morning and I said, you know what, Ben, new week. You be healthy today. So what did I do? I took myself to the local bakery and I had a croissant. So I fully abandoned my plan within five minutes and it was worth it because as I was sitting there eating the croissant and enjoying a coffee, Shade started to play. They started to play no ordinary love by Shade and I was like, yes, I made the right choice because I am just it's Monday morning Enjoying a croissant and coffee while Shade plays and then I was like well, I gotta go back home I'm gonna croissant to not a never like

literal perfection and then I was like oh, I have to go home I have to go home because we have to podcast and so the song was wrapping up and I was like well The good news is I'm in Paran and 94 seven the wave and I'm sure they will have Shade on my gun in the car and I put on 94 seven the wave or as we in LA know it 94 seven the wave and sure enough Shade was playing and I was able to ride Shade all the way home. It was it was not nowhere near love. It was um You're mine. I'm yours So I'm like I am riding a croissant and double Shade high leading right into this recap

And that's also works with the croissant like I am yours You want mine. Oh, God. And I'm also what you could sing to the tortilla lady. It also does work with that because I am her. It's like, I'm never going to forget her. It was a moment. But that's a pattern. And also I saw about six Ford Broncos today. Isn't that weird? I don't know why that is weird because I don't know why. That is weird because I almost tried to squeeze in a call to the Ford dealership today. Really? For what? Well, my people by the way, I stopped listening to this. Sorry, we haven't talked to each other for three days. I don't. This is a sensibly a project run way recap. When I bought

my Kia, I bought it from a place that was like a combined Kia slash Ford dealership and they put the warranty under Ford. They couldn't fit a burger king or a dairy queen in there as well. That's what they did. They did. So I can get my car service at dairy queen. But the warranty is for some reason, the warranty is at Ford because I think they were able to offer a better warranty or something. And so now it's time for my car to start servicing. And it's like, I have to call Ford to see if they'll accept my car, my Kia at the Ford dealership.

Yeah, well, they bet it. I fucking bet it. Tell them you'll explain it. Ford Bronco, you have a friend who will start putting nails in the road because all these these are fucking Ford broncos everywhere. I guess it's a very popular car where I live. By the way, cute car. Okay.

Let's get on to this. You know what else? Who else made a lot of cute things to people with project runway? It's a very special project runway week because it's the below deck. Coral sofa. Yeah. What a fun episode. So hilarious. So I love seeing the deckies. I love seeing what they they had to do. I loved seeing, you know, our favorite

K chest aine as a guest judge and countless the way I'm thrown in there just because why not. It really is an episode for everyone. Yeah, really was. And Nina's back, which is very important. So that's our favorite part of these recaps. And she was not in last week's recap, our first recap of the season. And probably second to last. So she wasn't in it. No, she wasn't even in it.

So anyway, we start this off. The seriano save has just been a pet hide. It's just been used. Romney cast it in. And he's like, I've never in my life thought Christian would use his save on me. I'm ready to embrace this moment and move on. And then project who's wearing a blanket

with painted words all over it, because of course, he has to have a fucking blanket with words painted out. Like project cannot have anything in his life. That doesn't have words or something painted all over. It's just his thing. And he's like, it brought me to tears honestly. Like, I painted tears on my face to represent the tears I've cried. Because I'm an artist.

I'm an artist. He's like, to be standing up there in the bottom with you, like someone who I looked up with, you know, and I tried to keep it together to think that here you are someone who's been in the industry for 20 years. And I was basically going to beat you. Like are gonna be beaten by me like me I project First word I actually did beat you and you're saying you God What tears to my eyes we can move on about it because I'm so grateful and he's like yeah, well you had to be saved

And I thought wow someone I looked up to I was so glad to see you getting saved. Honesty you're so kind I'm so excited to move on and not have to remind people of being saying you just think five minutes ago you were kicked off and then your friend saved you which isn't really fair is it. Does anyone have a paintbrush I'm going to paint a not fair blanket for Rami to wear for the rest of the episode? Do you think we could just like call this Christian the seriano save like just project runway welfare, you know, just like a handout? Maybe we could do that. Serami is like, the fact that Christian has given me this boost of validation and admiration

for my work, to give me a second chance, gives me confidence. And I need that right now because I haven't felt that from the judges so far. Yeah, that's because you suck and I just want to see you get tortured some more. Bye. Oh, thanks, Christian. I wanted to see you get kicked off twice in a season. That's like literally what's happening. Bye. Yeah. Also, guess what? What do you trigger? The judges are not here to give you fucking confidence in yourself. Okay, stop your fucking whining. Okay, and get to sewing, sir.

Although I was kind of glad he was saved, but also kind of not, because I have a feeling he's just going to keep making the same shit over in my work, don't you? Well, that's kind of what he did his first season, but I like Rami. So I was, I was, I was happy that he was saved. Yeah. So then Christian text the group and it's like, basically, hi, go to the pier, bye, shove off. And then I'll do shove off. Yeah, what the hell, dude?

Yeah. So they do. And the Wu crew, which is Brittany, I have a feeling when Brittany gets kicked off, there's not going to be any more wooing. Because I feel like Brittany is the leader of the woo crew. Every time that they have to fake excitement, which is literally every single thing, so I'm like, okay, we're going to go to the pier and the freezing cold now. Brittany's ours like, woohoo, yeah.

And then everyone's like, woo, woo, yes, we're going to the pier. We don't need to be wooing. This is Project Runway. I don't need woo from you, okay? I need you to be wooing. This is project runway. I don't need woos from you. I need you to be bitchy. I need you to be overconfident, but also like a nervous wreck and super insecure. Like you think you're asking it, but you're not really asking it. I need you to be crazy.

I don't need you to be positive. You know? Well, Bernie has a lot to be excited about because they are. They do head out to what appears to be very cold weather. And now she can say no guys I'm only sniffling because it was cold out. I'm not crying. I'm not crying at all She's like happy she doesn't have to say that she was crying like she was she has a sniffle excuse So they get to the pier and the Christian was like it's Nick or just out. They're like freezing their asses off

The next challenge is the one all designers have to go through to get to the finale. It's a project runway darling, the real client challenge. We also call this the anti-Rami challenge because it's called the project runway darling. So anti-Rami, what's the opposite of Rami? Oh, project runway darling. I love the real client challenge because they've really had to switch up the meaning of this in the past few years because in the old days, the real person challenge was like the fuller figure woman, right? Yeah, which is now completely problematic. But that was the project runway thing and then everyone would complain about it. Remember there was always like a couple of people who are like, I have to design for a big person,

fuck this. And they would get like really upset and like show their ass and be terrible human beings. But now it's like normalize, like everybody designs for that, which is really, by the way, turned out to be a cool switch. I think it's a show in general. But now they have to come up with new ways. So they're like, the real person challenge.

Target checkout ladies. It's like, oh my gosh. I really need to be able to move my elbow freely because you never know if people are gonna be able to slide their barcode over or from gonna have to reach my arm out there to do it with the beat gun. Okay, the scam gun.

Yeah. Well, it's also funny because not too long ago, the real person challenge was like, let like you are going to make the first responders of New York City look glamorous. Here's a police officer, here's a firefighter, here's an EMT, here's a teacher, and they, you know, like citizens of New York finally get their moment of glamour and then like the very next season was like, and now it's the real housewives. And now it's below deck. Well, you've given up on the real citizens of New York who need a glow up.

We're just going to give, we're just going to do some cross-ponation with our Bravo stars. Next season I guarantee we'll be Vanderpump rules because this was filmed before the skin of all moment. Like I guarantee it's going to be all like, Ariana's guest judge, and then like Ariana is just gonna be judging her castmates. You know, it'll just be like, it'll be like Tom Schwartz and Katie and James

all coming down the runway. That's my prediction. Well, from what we found out about how Bravo pays and treats their people from this lawsuit that everybody's filing against them. These are the real people. Like we're finding out that these are lower middle class people. Bravo gives them five dollars for the first time they shoot it and then they get no royalties or anything else. So they're basically like, hi everybody, these are below deck people.

They're poor. They will be less than poor for about five minutes and then they're going to be back on the street to them up. Okay. So, I mean, this one makes a little more sense at least, but or Gina, if they were just all Gina's, just Gina clones. So, like, 10 out of that's for Gina. But Gina in strange outfits, like like we did last season. So all the designs are like, yay. And this is when we do have a flashback of Gina because Anna reminds us that last season she went home because of the outfit she made for, she was Gina cursed.

And so, and we see her flashback of Gina's really horrific reunion outfit that she wore. And Anna's like, she's like, you know, like she's like in real life, like there's no problem for me making, you know, making my clients happy. I just don't want to real housewives, which has nothing to do with being able to make a dress for someone, by the way.

Right, at Ballgown, they tell you, like, oh, they wear like fierce ballgowns. And she's like, hmm, pantsuit. And weird futuristic shoulders. Also Anna Watt, Anna wearing like a little bow peep, like Kurt, she weren't curtains on her head. What the fuck? Like I get that you're supposed to be like crazy fashion people, you just look crazy.

That's, no, that, that is actually Captain Jason's disco helmet that he uses on Project Runway. Well since one project runway, we tried out the disco helmet. I'll give project runway. He's well since one project runway. We tried out the disco helmet. Oh, I give you a little bit of people on it. You're good. A little curtain helmet. It looks like a little kid playing hide and seek and like coming up from under

the curtains to be like look around, you know, to see if they've been caught. Or like someone in a school play who is like a daffodil. Like, Oh, Mr. daffodil. I'm lost. How do I, where do I go to town? And then someone comes out and trusts like a daffodil. Like, oh, Mr. daffodil, I'm lost. How do I, where do I go to town? And then someone comes out and trusts like a daffodil. Yeah. So then they, so I'm just like,

well, she lost, she lost with a Gina because a Gina. I mean, it just makes perfect sense. Like, of course you did. Did anybody even doubt that season? I think we recapped that episode. Did we doubt during that episode that whoever designed for Gina was gonna lose. Like you're just gonna lose.

I mean, there is no stink, like the Gina stink. It's like, right, it was like pre-justed. Like there's just no way to fix that. So, Christian's like, all right, well, here come the clients, but like the yacht that they come in on is like all the way across the river. And they see this yacht from afar. And here, Kato go, oh my God, is that diddy?

I'm like, oh, you poor thing. You were about to be so, so disappointed. Then you know they had to stand there for 15 minutes while it's okay. That's a stand island ferry. What the fuck? What the fuck? It's a nice, it's a diddy's yacht.

That's like the stand. People are coming off looking like worth the Nathan's hot dogs. Where are we parked here? Melanie Griffith is coming off ready to go to work or me. I used to do that. That used to be my life coming off the stat and island very like, hello New York City. I'm walking to the Upper East side because I lived I lived in stat and island for my first year and I worked across from the UN. So I used to walk all the way and I walked where the subway, but yeah, I was like,

could you believe it used to be like that? All the way to the market? Yeah, I would either, sometimes I would take the train there and walk home, but usually I would walk there and walk back. Just because I was in New York, I was 18 and I was like, oh my God, New York City. I'd literally walk for hours just being like,

Hi New York, hi New York, it's me, Rondle. I feel like every time you got on that stand out in Ferry, you did in your head sing, let the river run. I sing all sorts of shit. I would get at the back of the boat and sing to the, you know, you'd see the city leave you It might like as you walked away, so I'd walk to the back and like sing to the city So the below deck music is singing to us and the captains and the crew of below deck are

here. And Brittany's like, I really love below deck. I mean, they are beautiful, even the man. And so they come and Anna's like, what is it? What is this? Why are there workers here? And Brittany's like, you've never seen below deck. Anna, you really got to get out more.

And you're on bravo for crying out loud. Do your research more. Anna, you really got to get out more. And you're on Bravo for crying out loud. Do your research more. But why would you have to get out more? It's a TV show. You have to stay in to watch it. Yeah. Maybe she means commission some yachts. I'm not sure.

You really need to stay in more. So, proje is like, proje, by the way, seems deeply uninterested by this, this narrative group of people and he tells us you could just, you could just stop that proj seems completely just interested. That's proj, that's proj, that's proj, that's like, personality. Yeah. He's like, we're talking about a show about a group of people that

host different guests on a super mega yacht. And then they go out and turn the whole town upside down. My kind of party. I would just add finger painting on the back of jackets. That was perfect. Can I paint the number 43 on this yacht? When they announce that it's below deck, I just wrote, cut to that blonde idiot girl twerking I can't look in right now her name.

But almost they have to put that in there. I almost got through the episode without her doing it. I mean, the second, the second, it's like, who over there thinks that the second anybody thinks of Below Deck, they think of this idiot twerking poorly. I mean, with her butt, but her cat butt scratch on a cat post,

the diversion of Tori. It's the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen. Stop! This is not why we're watching below deck. Stop it So Christians like designers please meet the OG of below deck the stud of the sea Captain Lee. I can't believe I have to say these things. I I address Oscar winners and I'm here introducing Like the casting group of blow deck one. Well, I just like to say you all look fruitier than a roll of bowl of Flintstone cereal,

and I love fruity pebbles. So more power, does that girl wear curtains on her head? Where the fuck did you people bring me? So designers, as you can see, our formal uniforms need a serious update. It's boring AF, which stands for aft, aft forage, forrest. It's a forest in the aft.

I'm not sure what a f actually means. Can someone help me with that? And Sandy's like, so take what we're gonna need is you to take the 1800 style of our outfits and bring them more current. And Captain Jason's like, oh, little less lee and a little more current. And Captain Jason's like, a little less lee and a little more z. And Z is like, so designers, you heard the captain,

the formal uniform needs rescuing their function, but no fashion. How sad, almost like Rami having to be saved by me. Anyway, reinvent the formal white epilet and black epilet uniforms. I'm Brittany's like, I'm sorry, Amzy, but I'm gonna have to just be friends with you. He's like, okay, I've already been friends out.

That's great, just. Well, I literally walked up the block. Didn't even consider a romantic prospect with you, Brittany, but I've already been friends out. Got it. got it. Got it. All right, you got two basic colors, black and white, but when it comes to trim, go crazy.

You guys are gonna be busier than a doorknob on a warehouse on Nickel Mine. They're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wow, now I'm really excited. So then they get paired up randomly. So Karasans with Z, Ishmaze with Asha, Rami's with Courtney Kato, is with Daisy, Pradesh with Sandy, Brittany's with Colin, Anna's with Jason, and LaRoss is with Gary. Gary?

Where LaRoss? She just wants better. What is Gary doing here? LaRos really does deserve better And guess what? This is a two-day challenge. You have 45 minutes to brainstorm a sketch and not be stupid But that last part could look with that one By the way, could we like where was shouldn't Fay I think Fay should have been part of this It's just not first of all Fay already looks like Melanie Griffith So she would have been part of this. First of all, Fei already looks like Melanie Griffith, so she would have been great stepping off that ferry.

Second of all, it's Fei. I'm worried that history is gonna leave Fei behind, and there needs to be a place for Fei in future below deck experiences. I feel like we're older, and there's just not enough people in the audience who appreciate Beverly DeHantelow, and so Fei is not getting her proper respect

in the VeloDec canon. She brought a lot. Plus, she already modeled on her season of VeloDec. And she was a professional model back in the day. Yeah, let's not forget that Faiz experience modeling Houtkutur in a cave in Norway, okay? Yeah. I want to look her up on Instagram

because I just saw a post by her today that was currently me up Instagram. Let's see. I know everybody's dying to know phase post from Polo Deck that nobody watched by way Ellen. Fei, what's her name? Fei, oh, Fei. Fei Clark M. U.S. Fei or something. Okay, let me see. She says, um,

No girl has actually seen a picture of a man holding a fish and thought he has a lot of talent and skill and seems really adventurous and fun. I would like to have sex with him. So maybe let's stop doing that. My face like decided that today is her time to make a stand against men fishing. I love it. I support it. They woke up on a Monday and just shows fucking violence. She's like, you know what I'm sick of today? Men fishing. I'm sick of it. I've had it. If I'm asked to dinner by one more man, this smells like a fish. She just said, you know, today is the first day of my standup comedy journey. She's walking around on stage.

What's the deal with men with fish? Mirrors. Can we please stop? Okay. So this is going to be a two-day challenge. And Christians, like, remember, these are your clients, work with them, listen to them, but don't lose yourself. And Ram is like, never in my life that I think I'd be meeting

the crew of below deck, even though I watched them on TV before, let alone be designing something for Courtney. So I'm secretly kind of excited about this one. Oh, that's so sweet, Romney, that this is the most famous person you've styled for. Wow. Also, Romney is such a liar because no true fan of below deck would be excited to style Courtney. You know what I'm now? Nobody, nobody would be like, oh my god, I got Courtney. Yeah. Yeah, that's not, it's yeah, exactly. So Lawrence, yeah, Lawrence don't mean the Courtney.

Like Courtney is one of the nicest people on these shows. She literally does nothing. Here's the thing I hate about Courtney. Torqueing. That's right. It's just a twerking. Everything else is fine. In case anybody's like, oh my God, why does he hate Courtney so much? That's it.

That's it. It's poor awkward white girl twerking. I'm sick of it. I've had enough of it. And listen, I have a lot of white girl friends who try it. And hey, a lot of gay male friends who try it too. If you can't make your butt clap like this, stop it. Just try it. And hey, a lot of gay male friends who try it too. If you can't make your butt clap like this, stop it. Just stop it.

Remember, um, on Courtney's last season, when there was that awkward southern guy who like, um, he had bad banter, he had like cruel banter. And he's like, oh, oh, you're silly, Courtney. I mean, you're like someone with daddy issues, you can never get approval or the love that you really want because you just want attention That's all that makes you happy haha and she was like oh So actually I'm really insecure and I can't believe it. So I wouldn't say that. It makes me almost know what I wait Oh no, I'm I'm trying to cry to it. I'm crying to it. Cheers from my twerk So I'm so the twerk

to use from my twig. So, I'm from a twig. So, Rami is asking, so now they're all with her clients and Rami is like, tell me everything, everything you do, your job description, because, oh, well, you know, this is like I greet the guests in the boat and then I twig, and then they laugh at me, and I think that they're laughing with me, but I guess I've been told they're laughing at me. So something that makes me comfortable when I'm receiving laughter. So something professional, something stylish, something modern, maybe something functional, you mean? Well, something that people don't lose, you just lost, didn't you? So don't do that again. I would just move on from that. We can, that'd be great.

So let me get this. So you are you transitioning from stew to deque and you're going to need to be very active. Something that can be waterproof. So you can be moving around and comfort. How do you feel about a draped ball gown? Not sure. That's really going to make my uniform. Okay. Got it. So driptical ballgown it is. God it. So then we go to Zian Karrison who's designing his and he's like, let's make a moment. Like what are you, like what's the moment? And he's like, oh, you know, I really love patterns. Like, I just, I love like standing out. And then we see a picture of him in an old maybe shirt that has like kind of scattered polka dots on it I was like yes, that's it the

Fashion maven Z Mm patterns so what I'm what I'm imagining is like different patterns We've patterns over here and patterns over there and they can be in their own We could call them like zones, but they work together. They're like friends. So they're like friend zones I'm a pattern of friends zones. I mean, I just don't want to get married to one idea. So we're just gonna put that I can't comment to this. I'm gonna weird, yeah.

I still like the idea. I'm gonna smile with the idea every once in a while. I'll text back to the idea. So she wants to know how I'll text back to the idea. But so she wants to basically care some talks about being like a military brat and like how her dad would go to these balls in his uniform. And so she wants to do something that kind of is reminiscent of that.

And okay, but guess what? Guess what? Stuse and Deckies don't go to military balls. So that might be a problem. Okay, that is true. That is literally they don't do that. Yeah, they don't do that. So then Brittany has Colin Lucky and so she's like,

tell me what you're looking for. Now, do you ride box? Is there a section where you ride box on that you talk to Cody Wrigsiggs being told him what an inspiration he is through the screen while you pedal. Just just just just just just give me a run just tell me what you are looking for just a little bit of honesty for once you know I just don't want to be in a triangle is it I just I just want you to be okay so you want a pellet on that basically. I can't even finish a sentence on this show.

It's a totally different shape. What a trick. I thought someone was actually asking me what I wanted in life for once. You see, here's what I'm looking for, Britt. True love with one lucky lady, preferably one that Gary hasn't slept with yet. You see, Brittney, I had a girlfriend. Okay, okay. So what I'm thinking is a good power zone endurance kind of fit. That's what had to go for him. All right. Okay, okay. So what I'm thinking is a good power zone endurance kind of fit.

That's what would be good for you. You know, a 60-minute kind of mat with matting wilpers, kind of thing, you know, where he could play a little metallic up, but he could also play some Dave Matthews and he can rock that out. So then we go to LaRonce, he's with Gary and Gary's like, I'm the chief officer. Whoah!

Whoah! Whoah! Whoah! She's like on the chief officer She's like it's like she just got slimed she's like She gets whoa the chief officer, you know, she's like totally unimpressed and he's like yeah So I'm very mobile my penis is huge and I don't come my hair. Would you like to fuck? She's like I'm just a huge, and I'm trying to come to my hair. Would you like to fuck? She's like, mm. You're just disgusting. Lawrence, are you on your period right now? I feel like that's something you should be telling me.

Uh, I'm just like, what do you carry with you on your job? You have radio, a boner, the burden of being incredible, mediocre, the handsome, you know how it goes, whew! Oh, wow. How can I make, how can I incorporate blah, blah, blah, blah into uniform? I'm not even sure I understand what that is.

She's like, so I jump suit. I'm gonna do a jump suit. And then Aisha's with Bishmi and she's like, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laura, I get mad at the bird. No, but I want to do it too can't can. Leave Laura, you're really getting mad at the bird. No, Laura, the undermining does make a project run away. One thing I really love is a place to hide my fame because I want to look professional but I want something to also show off my female form because I will go on deep show

Cancandress shows off female form? Please do it for me No! Stop it! Go away! And this thing is like, so that I'm hearing is Cancandress No! Come on! I'm bitching, I'm so that I'm hearing his can can dress. No, no. I'm gonna make you a can can dress that's made completely out of Mickey Mouse ears. I'm a, I like for a divine style. By the way, why isn't that the two episodes that we read, Cap, of this show?

He doesn't do his signature Mickey Mouse ears style. I think his Christian was like, I think you need to do more than Mickey Mouse ears. And he was like, okay. And then he actually listened. Don't give up your signature. I need to make fun of it. Bring it back.

Yeah. I think I realized by the way, Bishmi, like the way he talks, he talks like someone who's been in the cold for too long. Because you know like when you've been in cold and your mouth gets so, your face gets so cold that you can't like talk normally. You're like, everything's kind of like stiff

and you're like, I feel like he's just had his head in a freezer and he's come out to do his interviews. Like, hold on. I'm gonna make non-micky mouse years today. You're like, come on, thought out, bitch, mate. So then we go to day scene Katara and Daisy's like, I dropped something from flattering. And maybe something that'll get people to stop blaming me

for garing Colin's bullshit. Because it's not matter how hard I try it. It's like, fuck Daisy, she's a felon. And wow, wow, go, go, go, go, go. Like to him, Daisy. So when Daisy in the below deck sailing reunion, wasn't she saying that part of Colin and her relationship was hooking up in New York? Did there was,

there people have been messaging about like, is this one, is this one, is this one something happened? I at this point, I forget the timeline, was this like it had to been, when Daisy and Gary hooked up or Daisy and Colin,

something happened in New York. And the question is, is this project runway taping when it all happened. I think she was saying they spent some time together in New York or something and I think it must have been during this time. Or BravoCon. Yeah.

Which by the way, this is probably shot around BravoCon based on the weather. All right. Oh, no, no, it's probably. I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I literally don't know. I don't know. I'm just I'm just saying I don't know. I literally don't know I don't know why I make these hypotheses when I am little I'm like I always a little cold out It was probably bravo con and it doesn't really matter right like it doesn't matter if this is when they hook

It's just like trying to put the timelines together is interesting I think because if it was this because it it sounded like oh we were hooking up and we were really making it go of this Relationship when we stayed in New York together for a few weeks. But now it's like, oh, we just both shot Project Runway. It's like that's not part of a relationship. You know what I mean? You can't count banging while you're shooting a two-day episode working on a relationship. But what do I know?

I mean, I love to imagine that Project Runway advances the storyline of this love triangle. Like I like that Marvel universe thing that goes on with Bravo where it's like, you have to watch all the shows and understand what all the shows make, what they all mean. Yeah. And she's like the professor. What's his name? The professor's range? Yeah.

Literally, like, I mean. That's the hardest thing. what's his name, the Professor Strange? Yeah. Literally, like, I mean, that's the hardest thing. Was that his given name, Professor Strange? I didn't watch it. Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange. Oh, sorry. Well, the first one was really good.

The second one. Yeah. But yeah, that one was the hardest one to get through. You could like, keep up with the storyline. I was like, oh, God, please don't make me sit through another Dr. Strange. But did he become a Dr. doctor strange or whatever his name is? Was he like born like like Robert Strange or was he like?

Did he like when he got his powers become doctor strange? And isn't that such an on the nose name? Dr. wacky. He's like, I'm wacky. Ow. I just popped my ear. I'm doing something where I'm popping my ear when I open my mouth to you. Okay, what is Dr. Strange's real name? Christian name. Stephen Vincent Strange, I guess, was his actual name. Well, I feel like I've done better. Stephen Vincent Strange. Dash.

Who was the board? Was that Stanley? Was Stanley just out of ideas that day? He's like, Steven Vincent Strange, I guess. Let's just Strange. They're just taking every Stanley idea, even the ones that were throwing in the trash. So, wait a minute, flying serial man.

Okay. Yes. Snack at Dan Partt movie out of that. Starring Paul Rudd and Natalie Cohn. Okay, so let's go back to Kato and Daisy. So, Kato's like, you have a great figure. So show off that way. Let's show off that way.

It's didn't really accentuate your figure. And she's like, I love colors. I love them. Rocket Nunez. So go, go, please don't tell her to do neon. She's just going to get her into trouble. Quattro is like, how's the walk? Am I going to need to give you modeling lessons?

I'm like, no, I just need alcohol. So we have Anna with JSN. And so JSN is like, on the pretty active captain, saw him out with a crew along. You might, you know, I need something loose, I need light material. And she's like, okay. And he's, and he's like, by the way, I live in Bali now.

So an Asian thing should come out somehow. So I was like, as soon as he said that, I was like, oh, she's He can get so tracked and this isn't go all wrong. Yeah, and I love what I'll get to it. Okay. So then oh, God So then we go with a Sandy and she's like, I like bling bling a blingity bling a bling bling bling and a blingity bling bling Wiggy wiggy projects like oh God, please This man like a wiggy wiggy bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling goes to trolley bling You know, I think we can like really blink out of belt

We think about young person We can we make sure this belt is on fleek with its bling That's what I would like right now and you know we could have a blingy belt and it doesn't have to be so high You know what a belt has to be so high because the belt can be low. Let's just change the way we look at belts. Make them blingy. He's like, oh, God. Already she's asking for a bling's please. I love here. I fucking love this guy and Sandy's like, yeah, you yeah, I think he could look really good. And he goes, how about on one of the sleeves, we can build one stripe here, and then we can go to the collar.

She goes, oh my God, bleeeeeen. It's like there's nothing he didn't say anything about bleeing. I know. She goes, oh, I'll feel like a queen. Yes. Yeah. So, you know, that's how we'll bring the bling. Got it.

Bling, bling, bling bling respect bling. I get it Bling bling. Hello. Hi Norma. What do you need? Yeah, I'm requesting bling the Norma. Stop bothering me with this All right. I've got bling. I've got bling waiting on the other line. You don't bitch Hi bling. Oh, yeah captain Sandy can't wait to hang out later. Hey, Norma, how's it like not having a bespoke athlete made for you by a fashion designer? Huh? Good. Well, anyway, I'm going to let you get back to reading your Stofer's Mac and she's talked to later. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then we go over to Laurelce and she's teasing Bishmi about not coming up with ideas and stuff.

And she's like, oh, they don't have ideas. He's got a good brain. Can somebody get him a jacket though? It looks very uncomfortable. So now they go to mood and they're like looking up, they're getting their fabrics and everything and Bishmay decides that he wants to do Neoprene because Aisha's talking about how she's always sweating on the boat. So sorry, sorry to break in here.

I had nothing to say. Isn't Neoprene hot, Miss Fuck to wear? What, how is Neoprene cooling? I just don't understand that. Don't people literally wear Neoprene in the ocean to keep from freezing to death? I don't know. Isn't Neoprene hot. I don't know. I don't know what neoprene is.

You know what neoprene, my experience in neoprene is in board gaming where you get like a play mat and you like it's neoprene and you put your cards on it. So to think of it as like something of wear, I don't understand and I didn't want to say anything so I'm going to look. I didn't want to look more stupid than I already am when I talk about fashion on project runway. Oh, I don't mind. I'm in the yet. I feel like owning it just is so freeing. You know, okay. So I looked it up. So I'd like to thank Google. Google. Oh, I know what

it is. It's when, oh, it's when recording artist Neo gets into a suit and walks around. Neo-Prene. I know it's when he's like taking selfies. When Neo's taking selfies. So traditional Neo-Prene, this is from macrointranational.com. Okay. I love it. Traditional Neo-Prene has many advantages, such as being waterproof and providing thermal insulation. However, traditional Neo-Prene is not breathable,

so it can be hot as it is constructed with a closed cell structure. So thank you. I rest, I rest my neoprene is hot. Case. Well, maybe the way Bishmay constructed it is that it's like open and flowing. So the, like the, it did look kind of like open and look like there was ways for

temperatures to escape. I'm not sure. I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure. It's something that I would like to talk to you about. It just sounded insane to me, so I had to point it out. Okay, so then Anna is looking for something black. She wants something in black and she's going to go with a kimono inside a jumpsuit which sounds

Spirer and saying it's kimono inspired jumpsuit. Oh Thank you kimono inspired jumpsuit Still sounds kind of crazy And Christians like so oh so he's with the rods and he's like so is leather functional on a boat she's like, he needs a jacket. It's perforated leather. Shut up. He's like, okay. It's that's really all the answer I was looking for. You're sure about this? She's like, die. Okay. I'm blood and war. Okay, all right. I'm just gonna go back over here and make fun of Ram, me a little bit more. Z1's black on black.

So Kara's gonna make a track suit that meets a tuxedo. So she's calling out a track zedo. And I don't know how that's gonna work for a deck hand, but she's doing it. She's got that portmanteau going. So then we see the accessory wall. And Prajee has a little monologue and he's like, I've been working non-stop, different clients, street wear, formal wear. I built my own studio.

And he's talking about how his goal is to bring confidence to close. And Sandy wanted rhinestones everywhere and he's like, that's not happening here, but we can work with bling. Double breasted suit and I'll play with epilets to create a patchwork. Okay. Sounds good. What ends up happening is doilys on top of doilys and Terribleness. A lot of terrible. Yeah. I would love to blame Captain Sandy for this if Captain Sandy had come in and said you know what I love doilys I love things that are kind of coasters, but also kind of useless And that's what I would like to represent is a captain that would have been okay

I like it or if you'd gone rhinestoney and it had gone crazy, but she asked for a bling okay I'll blame her. I love to blame Captain Sandy for stuff. This is not her fault. This was not her fault I feel like there there must have been a way. I do think there's got to be a way to be able to like add bling to a captain shirt. I guess it's hard because it would look really cost me or camp very quickly, but I also think that maybe there's a way to like lean into that. I don't know. I think there's got to be a way. I think like it, there's got to be a way to incorporate rhinestones into a captain's uniform. Yeah, and I can't believe captain Lee hasn't done it yet actually because if anyone's

going to do it, his ass is going to be coming on in a full gold and rhinestone thing. Like he drives a gold lexas. Yeah. We've seen his gold, his fancy gold lexas. Like, that man loves some gold. So that guy... So that guy... So that guy...

So that guy... So that guy... So that guy... So that guy... So that guy... So that guy... So that guy... So that guy... like a rhinestone captain. That guy definitely could have done it. This really didn't work out. And also, maybe I'm thinking of what's that one where it's all the rich people on the boat. I don't wanna say what happens,

but it just came out. It was gross, everybody was trying to go up the doobings. Trying to go of sadness. Didn't that chef have like kind of a bleat, oh chef, I haven't said that. I haven't said that. I haven't kind of like a, he had like gold buttons and stuff. So yeah, you can do it.

Come on. I think there's a way. There's a way. There's a way. Yeah. So then Brittany, she's like, I just want to make a college feels like super confident, like engineers work below deck, quite literally.

Let that sink in that word play there, literally below deck. And then he's like up there green guests. And it has to do like something that's versatile, but like it also passes formal too, but can also do like a 20-minute like, you know, hit and hills kind of ride, you know. So. So then we go to the Rawls and she is talking about how she's doing a jacket with leather mixed with wool. And she's like, I'm known for my leather jacket. So it's going to look cool. Stupid fucking Christian. You know, when I think of someone who needs a uniform for a boat, I think, we'll let's go to what's going to work. Yeah.

We'll. But what's that? What's that, Rick? I need what I really like about LaRonce is that she does not give a fuck. It cracks me up. She's like, just blatantly like fuck this challenge. I'm gonna make a leather jump suit. Yeah. And wool. And you know what else I'm gonna make? A fucking wool cap too. Okay. And really thick oven mitt gloves. Okay. Just gonna make the first way hot as possible. Exactly. We'll add some swayed elements, but don't get water. So then-

Also a bomber jacket literally makes no sense. She's making it more. She's just bomber jacket. She just literally wanted to make a jacket. That's all she wanted. And nothing to do with the challenge. It makes no sense. And I loved it.

So then Romney is work, Romney. Romney, Mitt Romney. work Romney, Romney. Mitt Romney's here. He's doing a great job. She's gonna tie his outfit to the top of his car. So it's a long day ahead. Long day ahead. I'm gonna pull it together because I'm already crying laughing over a stupid shit. So Romney's like, Quarity's my client,

and she's got to be comfortable, but also I would love to forget about Christian using the save on me. You lost, didn't ya? Damn it. Okay, I'm giving her a win breaker. Fuck. So, now it's 15 minutes left of this day,

so they're sowing and sowing and more sowing to be done. And Rami has got a lot to do, but he's gonna do a third piece tomorrow. And he feels like lots of extra pressures. He's like, no, now that I've been saved, I feel even more pressure to do really good, because it would really suck to be on the bottom again. Well, just remember that your bottom is just, you know, I don't

even want to, I can't even go down this path because I have, I don't know what I'm even saying here. I'm just going to stop talking because I started, I started making a joke and I had nowhere to go with it. Come on, everybody. Come on, person with the second chance because he's got a friend here. Okay. It would be great if you guys could stop reminding me of that. So the next day, um, Bishmys like last night I watched a video called the low deck, but it was not TV, uh,

change the E to an eye. Check that out. It's hilarious. He means porn. Pretty good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Say porn watcher.

So now they're back in the work room and Christian's like, is it smooth sailing in here, everyone? And Christian is like, Rami, Rami, you're here. Guess what? I just want to remind you that you were saved. That you actually right now should be home slurping a cup of noodles and basking in your failure, but that I

kept you around like I cat with a mouse just toy with you a little bit longer before you're inevitably eliminated again and you never win this competition. Just that looks great though. It's great. Thank you. I just wanted to say thank you and thank you for that because I really appreciate that. That was really heartwarming. Remember all that speech I gave you about how proud I am of you. That was your payment. So maybe we could remember that part and stop bringing up. Did I save you? That was so amazing. What a moment. What a moment. That was television history. That was good.

That was one of my that was I would say that was one of my best moments, but I may have to share that with all the amazing Oscar dresses I've made for A list celebrities. Anyway, I heard recently you made a dress from someone who was on empty nest. So congratulations. Yeah, that would have been my best moment, but my best moment was when I won the show. And then my second best moment was when you got kicked off

the show, and then my third best moment was when you got kicked off the show. And then my fourth best moment was when you got kicked off the show. And then my third best moment was when you got kicked off the show. And then my fourth best moment was when after I kicked you off the show, then I saved you. And you had to come give me a speech about how impressed you are with me. Oh my God, cannot wait for my fifth favorite moment coming up soon. I'm sure. Oh, wait, I think it's coming. I'm getting a phone call.

Hello. Oh, hello. I understand. Sure. Sorry. That was Kristi McNichol. She's fired you and she wants me to design her next gown. So I guess we'll take back that empty nest moment from you. Don't worry. I'm not actually sad enough to do it. But I will say yes until two days before. I mean, obviously, I'm never going to address her for Kristi McNichol,

but it's just worth it to take her away from you. Anyway, your stuff looks great. So then he goes over to Bishmeme. And Bishmeme is like, it's just always on her phone, so I thought it would be cool to design a pocket. Wow, sounds great. You're gonna win this whole thing. The man who designed the phone pocket.

And he's like, and I'm gonna do stripes down the side as a reference to the Appleettes. And it's gonna be stripes. And she's like, wow, I love it as a fashion moment, but I think functionality wise, this might be a little bit revealing. He's like, no, no, she said she likes to get her tips. She's got to show a lot of legs, so that way she can impress people with her can't oh you talked to that girl Laura

Again trying to get her at the studio Okay, well she's into it. Good plan then I guess bye stupid So then we go to he goes to proje and he's like captain Sandy wanted me to bedazzle No, he's like, Captain Sandy wanted me to bedazzle. No. He's like, good choice. So I hope you make something that looks like a coffee cup that needs a shawl. Okay. A very fancy tea cup that needs a shawl.

Like a little tea cup cozy, but on a captain, are you going to do that instead? Something that looks like Ashley Furniture, but it's like worn and it's a uniform. So then we go to Anna and I love that Christian has never once gone over to Anna and just been like cool He always walks over he's like ill He goes over and he goes um Anna you really need to explain this to me like what do you have a kimono jumpsuit while being a captain on a boat? What is that? Is that on purpose? And she's like, yeah, and he's like,

really Anna? Really Anna? It's like, well, no, because we're getting inspiration because he lives in Bali, so he wants Asian inspiration. He goes, oh, okay, well, okay. Hey, so remember last season, when you kind of did almost the exact same thing to Gina, and you tried incorporate Camono and to Gina's look,

remember how that worked out for you? Okay, just think about that for a second. Did she? Was Gina had like the... Camono-y. The shoulders came out, it was sort of like a Camono kind of... Didn't she have like, like, the shape?

Kind of shoulders. I seem to remember that it was Camono inspired, that it was like a V shape, like the wide shoulders. I seem to remember that it was kimono inspired. That was like a V-shape, like the wide shoulders. I don't know. Listen, I think of that episode, all I remember is a gather sign stumbling down the fucking runway. Okay, and then taking home craft services in Tupperware. That's all I remember.

So then, Christians like, okay, your models, I mean clients, I mean extremely poor people who actually know how to use mobs from their way in. Okay. So there's like some sewing and then there's a little comedy bit where Bishman, ProJair, pretend to radio back and forth with each other. And now finally the below duckers come in.

So Sandy sees her. She's like, oh my God. I love that. I love this. I love how your version of bling is sort of a piezly kind of look and pattern with fabric instead of actual bling or anything shiny. That's that's a cool interpretation. Oh, my fucking dog's parking something. There's a swirl outside, I'm sure. Probably sparking something. Is this where a lot's out of short? Probably. It's like, probably literally just a deer crossing the road. Okay, thank you. You did a great job. Good boy. Hey, hey, do you want to die? Do you want to die now?

Sorry, everybody. You know, life just keeps on going. Your kids just keep running around. You try to work. You try to work from home, but your kids just ruined it. Okay, so then he goes to check on Daisy and she does have, in fact, me on Apple Hets and he's like, so do you like these colors? And she's like, they match me nails, I love it. He's like, ah, aren't those shorts a little short there, guys? I love it, I love that too.

It's like, that's all I want. So I love that too. That's all I want. So I love Daisy and Aisha are both like just make me as hot as fuck. I don't even care what you do. Just make me look good. Yeah, because you know they cannot stand that they spend three quarters of their time on TV in boring polo shirts and these little khaki mini skirts. Like, you know, because you can see just the way when they all get dressed up. You can see, especially like Laura speaking of Laura, she puts all this time and energy

into like putting together a look. But then any time she has to do an interview for the camera, they just put her in some sort of ill-fitting blue polo shirt. So like, you know, these women are like, please let me show off some looks, okay? To send up a beolar just came up here proudly like yes, did I do it right? Yes, you protected the home What a great dog yeah, all happy with himself now Okay, so then we go to Gary Gary's like I'm feeling confident. Which you'd like to do it Chris Like I'm no, but thank you, please get your hands off me.

Thank you. Well, for our line, this is amazing because it's a just a jumpsuit. I jump on your bone suit. Yeah, I asked for an easy opening for my dick and here it is right now. You want to hold it? Would you like to hold it? Well, this jacket is beautiful. The jacket, it looks great, but I just don't understand why it's there. But it looks like it's a great jacket.

I guess that's also Laurence's thing. She knows how to make a jacket, you know, leather jacket. All right, but it's a, yeah, it's, you don't wear this. So it's just like, oh my gosh, I really like this, miss me. Wonderful. Hello, apparently we have to evacuate. Really like this miss me wonderful. Hello, apparently we have to evacuate. There's been a bomb threat.

There's been sirens going up. Oh, no, that's just Asia very excited about her outfit. Oh, just so everybody knows, we will not be able to film the final scene of this at the pier where we planned because it a whale just crashed into it So then we go to a britain who's which looks Awful it looks so terrible because it's only half done, but it's basically a shirt. And one side looks like one thing.

The other side is floppy and not done. And I respect that it's not done, but it just looks crazy on Colin. And I was like, oh, this is not going to end well for Brittany. I thought it looks so good. I loved it. Well, it was like, well, because it was like one half was just like floppy and unformed. And the other one, it just like the collar was all messed up and I was like, oh my god, this is gonna be a disaster. Oh yeah, I guess we couldn't see what it was. Sorry, spoiler alert. I loved it in the end.

So then, Christian, you know, sends everybody away and tells them they can all go out drinking tonight, which could be trouble. So they all leave and project is like, I really thought it wouldn't be stressful and people would be crying back to real housewives. And they're like, really would happen with the real housewives. And then we see a clip of that disaster of an episode and it was amazing. When Wendy is like, um, I do not want a pantsuit. I told you, what did she say?

What? How did she make that girl cry with someone? She had requested some, I forgot what it was, but she requested something and then the girl didn't do it or I forget, there was some sort of, it was like a whole dust up, but yeah, then everyone was happy to consult. But that, she requested a pantsuit,

but then said she doesn't want a pantsuit. And thought, oh my God, what is he doing? Maybe. So the clients leave. Oh, sorry, I also like, by the way, before the clients leave, I really enjoyed Sandy and Jason doing an Instagram story because Jason was like wearing his outfit and Sandy had her phone. I was like, okay, this is going gonna be an Instagram story and it's got it

Inspirational because I'm a motivational speaker. Okay, so hey Jason you're on Sandy cam Tell me what do you like about your outfit? He's like well And it's from China and I live in the Philippines, which is in Asia and I thought give me something a little bit Asian So we're doing a little bit Asian because I totally love that Thanks everyone. You've been watching Sandy cam. Hope you're inspired You know what you are your own Barbie. Okay. See you next time. So the clients leave and Let's see everybody days time for drinks. Let's go to the bar So they go to the bar and Anna's like, oh my god That was my first to key that in a year because they just had a baby

They go to the bar and Anna's like, oh my God, that was my first to key that in a year because they just had a baby, party. So Anna's like, I'm gonna get shit-faced and Gary immediately looks for the one who's like, let's do shots. Of course. And it's like, he smells blood and blood. Hello, hello.

Yeah, he does. He smells herodora in the water and he's like, hello, what is your name, Anna? My name is Gary. Oh, you have a baby, that's hot. How's the baby? You you wanted to kill a shot also Yeah, and she's just doing like shot after shot. I think oh, yeah Nice a little. No, hey, do you want to go outside? No one's watching. Let's go outside So they sit outside, but like they're actually they're basically doing the project runway version of

2001 space obviously because like they think no one can see them but we can actually see their faces. It's like we're all how watching the two people talk. Well, the camera, these cameras are so funny because they just go right up to the window and angle it down. You know that there's some like a little guy like holding it down like that. And he's like, you know what, you're really, you're a stupid star. You are stupid star. I'm li-bli-bli-bli. She's like, thank you. She's like, you know what, you're really, you're stupid star. You are stupid star.

She's like, thank you. She's like, oh, you're welcome. And he gives like sort of looking at her. Like he's going to go in for a kiss. She's like, I'm my own superstar. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And he like puts his arm around her. Like, I was like, he is relentless. And he really is like, so he's got a problem.

It's just like, yeah, this is, you've got a problem. So she goes, well, you've got a problem. So she goes, well, I'm divorced for the past two days. What she's saying? She said something like that. She said I'm divorced for two days. I want a party with you more. Some like that.

Yeah, like I want a party with you more. And he's like, didn't chat with you. And I'm a little worried about Anna's marriage at this point, because I don't think she really understood that that was was gonna be on camera when she's like, yeah, it's some divorce for two days. It's fucking party bitch. Yeah, yeah, because he goes in and he kisses her on the side of the head and I was like, oh my God.

Yeah, this guy has no shame. She's literally just had a newborn with my husband. He's like, wanna fuck? He also can't click a night off from it. It's like he's just never satisfied. And especially if this was something, if Gary and Daisy had hooked up on this trip, or was this supposed to be like,

Daisy and Colin Hoke at moment, you know what, never mind. But either way, yeah, this is Colin and Daisy, I think. So it's the morning, and it comes in, she feels great because there was some concern that morning. And it comes in, she feels great because there was some concern that she was gonna get too drunk. She wouldn't be able to control herself, but she's fine and she's like,

no crush on Gary, no drama. I love my husband to death. Absolutely not the force for two days whatsoever. So then we start seeing the looks because it's two hours before the runway and everybody's rushing around and projects like, I'm taking a huge risk with this look.

You're taking a huge shit a huge risk with this look you are taking a huge shit on a stage with this look this is terrible this is an old lady nightmare it looks terrible this is like a borderline offensive that he would make this for the female captain it's like so matronly it was and I feel like no one wanted to say that I feel like no one wants to say it because I felt like no one wants to be ais, but honestly, it did look like very matronly. It looked like something, like very geriatric. I detested it. It was very like a mother of the,

like grandmother of the bride, but if the bride was marrying a dead person because it's also black. So it's like a funeral wedding. I mean, it was just, it was like a sassy Sassy senior citizen going to bingo night in the polka nose and I generally like him and his stuff But this is two weeks in the row two weeks in a row that he's completely shit the bed

And I can't believe he didn't take more Crab for this because I'm already mortified and Sandi's actually so nice in this. He's like you're doing great already mortified. And Sandy is actually so nice in this. He's like, you're doing great. You're doing great. Although I just want to suggest maybe only five courses instead of eight. He's like, I doesn't even apply to me. I'm not cooking any food. I know. I just want to put that out there though. Listen, you know what? Can we just try some nachos? Just try them. You know what? The snake rots from the head. And right now you're the head of the snake. Okay. There. I'm glad I inspired you to some depth love. Hi designers. Anyone ready to set sail? Possibly,

Rami, who will be sailing into the sunset for the last time because there's no safe left for his loser ass. I can't wait. Although I guess the term sail and Rami doesn't quite work because you actually have to have sales to be a successful designer I suppose. So then Project Runway wrote a new theme for this section, wacky slut music plays as Gary comes over to Anna and is all awkward and he's like, oh, that was you. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Gary's like no don't lie fucking boat you wearing here. I'm like what else are you about? I'm really fucking times go. So, Bishmiz outfit looks really cute.

His is coming out looking really cute. Z's jacket looks insane. I'm not really sure if it's like, I actually really liked Z's jacket. I think I like the vibe of it. Cause later on, you know, a carousel on getting for being too much happening on it, which I totally get.

But in terms of just like that kind of collar and that kind of look, I really liked it on Z, but it didn't make any sense whatsoever as a deck hand uniform. It just was like a nice jacket, like a nice shape on him. Yeah, yeah, I'm not cute. And so then, I mean, not cute for this. And then, let's see. So, Prajé is kind of dishing Karrissons. He's like, oh my god, hers is not giving uniform at all. Look who's talking. Oh my god, yours look like it's literally in line for the check-in at the home.

Okay. Please stop. So here's makeup time, hair and makeup time. Gary's getting his main blown out and Brittany's doing worried about snaps because she's not used to using all this hardware. She's like, this is not my signature hardware, but guess what? Can't so bicycle to an outfit. So let's start with. not my signature hardware, but guess what? Can't sell a bicycle to an outfit, so. So I'm stuck with.

So seven minutes and then Romney's really excited because he thinks this will be a redemption moment and then now's one minute left and now seconds away, last looks. And Sandy's like, oh, I feel bad that you guys are under so much pressure. I mean, it's not the sort of pressure you feel like when you've been attacked by Somalian pirates. But it's pressure for you guys, so you know, you're doing great.

Everyone's doing great. Nap time afterwards, huh? Hmm. So then we go to the runway and Nina's back, so everybody applaud her and she's like, Oh my God, it's Nina! I missed you so much. Like I was on the phone like, what happened? Who looked like what?

I missed the outfit. I missed the looks. I missed the styling. Analaine's like, guys, I'm so excited to introduce you to tonight's judges, a below deck legend known for her for Rocious Whate and her fabulous style and her, ha, LOL, Kate Chastain, Kate.

Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate that. Yes, we are excited about the Benton Follies. We'll be coming. No, no, me didn't introduce you yet. We're talking to Kate Chastain right now, campus command. Oh, my apologies, my apologies. Well, I'd like to introduce Kate Chastain myself. I'm Countess Luan. Thank you for joining us Kate Chastain

Please come to the stage fly me to the move and let me play in the stars kids like thanks for having me Yeah, sorry gone now that that was it. Decade trusting. So let's see Elaine's and the winner of last season's client challenge. She knows her way around a yacht y'all countessly when. Thank you. For me, it was so fun strutting down the runway in Shantol's creation and for years in all the commercials and magazines shoots I did as a model and Iroquois, etc. Being someone who's written up to six songs in my life, you know, being a fashionista

slash songwriter slash creative force and sculpture. It's an honor for you to have me here. So you're welcome. And Rami, great to see you here last I heard. You were eliminated, like much of the rest of my fellow cast of Rony. So to see you back is a little bit surprising. I have to say, I mean, even I have had a more successful career than you have, Rami. Anyway, what are we doing next? So then we start the show and the below deck music starts within it and other music comes off like captain Sandy's like bling. Here we go. It's the theme for bling. So first up is Asha who looks great. I love it. You know, Aisha, Bishmi Aisha. Aisha, Aisha, Bishmi.

Bishmi. Yeah. Bisha, is that what we said, Bisha? Bishasa. Bishasa. Bishasa. Bishasa, actually. Bishasa.

Bishasa. Bishasa. Hey, Bishasa. That's a couple of names. Bishasa. I think that's looked great. I actually didn't, for me, I didn't need the little jacket that he put on her. Like, it had the anchor and people really love the anchor, but I just liked actually the uniform the most when it was not in the jacket.

Um, I put the cap thing actually works. The top is adorable, the skirt is great, hate the anchor. The anchor is terrible and it looks cut out with scissors. And, yeah, like glued to the back, I can't believe it was getting complemented, but it was gorgeous. And the big neoprene collar he did, like he shaved his... The structure. It was very, very cool.

I loved it. And the judges seemed to love it, too. And next man, next out is Caveman Gary. Not cute. This is not at all. This is a terrible jumpsuit. Let's start with the terrible jumpsuit, Gary. I mean, I felt like the jumpsuit was like, it was fine.

I didn't love the zipper in the back. And then the styling, I thought like the leather jacket with it didn't, I thought the jacket, I thought, look great, but didn't seem to match with the jumpsuit. Didn't seem to match for like a uniform. I didn't really understand what was going on here. I put the jackets fine, but the actual look, shirt, open pantsuit,

but then he took off the jacket and it looked cute. So I mean, I don't know. And then he flipped his shirt around. And he was like, oh, that hair flip was everything. Okay. Daisy is next. And I didn't actually love the proportions on this. I think it's actually because of the jacket or the vest. Like, it looked very cutto, but like, it was, the vest was sort of, I don't know,

it sort of made her look kind of blobby up top if you ask me. I didn't, Dizzy seemed to really enjoy it. I liked it without the vest. Well, under that jacket thing, it was cute, but it was real, it is what Daisy asked for, which is really sexy. Like it has like a collar line that comes down and then the back are those butt cheek cut. Short, like where it goes up to half your butt cheek, which I guess is in fashion. Like I see them everywhere, you can't wear that on a boat as a professional though.

And then that vest was very art teacher. It's like your art teacher comes in with that low-eabast. It did not go together. I wasn't really sure about that. I didn't even know about this one. Louanne goes fashionable and cake goes and function and the link goes fashion and function, I guess I'll incorporate that in fine. Let's just say

that my my my observation was a little bit more silly and I think we agree. I just add a tiny bit of so then Z whereas Karrisson's design and his pants are fitting a little weird and he's got straight like Michael Jackson inspired like Captain E.O. jacket. I don't know. Yeah, like the pants definitely had like a weird fit around the crotch, right? This were were baggy there. And then, but again, I liked,

I think I just liked the idea of it more than I liked the execution. Yeah, and also this is not easy. But not easy at all. They're having to make uniforms. So if they had actually made uniforms, everybody would have been like, this is boring, but then if you make something different,

they're like, oh my God, that's not uniform. It's like you can't win, you know? But like that being said, this was like a full on jacket with like a big old, he looked so bundled up. I was like, there's, how is this possibly something useful on a deck crew? Yeah.

I mean, they do have a last sketch, you know, crews, crews is, right? My parents went on one of that. It could work for something like that, I guess. So then, let's see, who's next? Courtney. Romney. Romney and Courtney, yeah. Yeah, and so Courtney looks cute. Romney does actually incorporate his signature draping into it in a way that somehow works. And the stripes are going down, like, Rami does actually incorporate his signature draping into it in a way that

somehow works. And like, the stripes are going down like the front of her outfit. And he used, he relied on like a tennis skirt inspiration, but it's actually more like a skirt because she needs to have shorts underneath because she has to go from like- Which is what they were. Which cracked me out because everybody's like, oh my god, that was brilliant. That he used a skirt. I'm like, oh my God, that was brilliant. He used a score. I'm like, they literally wear scores.

Ready. Okay. You've ever seen this show? I'd like the ventilation he incorporated. Like you saw like there was areas where it's like, meshy, and I was like, that was kind of cool. I like it.

I didn't really get the cape and the tenet, the frilly tennis skirt was weird for me. I don't know. It was kind of okay. She's a good walker that I will say about Courtney. She's much better walking than she is torquing. Great. Yes.

I have to say just in general for I think almost every outfit that was there, I thought that all the jackets were unnecessary and annoying looking. Like I thought they all did not really help. And I felt like they covered up the stuff. I felt like they covered up better work. That was beneath, except for, of course, Laurent, who's Jack, it was great, but everything else

didn't really work for me. So then we go to Colin walking down in Britney's jumpsuit. I loved this one. So this one was like a more form fitting jumpsuit and she did it all black, but with white stitching, which I thought made all the difference. And it has multiple pockets. And I thought made all the difference. It has multiple pockets and I think it looks really good and it also helps having Colin

walk over Gary, you know, because he's like all, I don't know, ski-vy and Colin's very confident and hot, so you know, that could have helped too. Yeah, you know what's funny is I actually didn't like this one and so the moment when I didn't like it, I was like, okay, this is probably gonna be a top top top design. And I was like, I could actually imagine Dom wearing it. Like I can imagine Dom probably loved it. And I can see I was very fashion forward,

but for me, I was like, I don't know, I didn't actually didn't love the top stitching, but I know that's the thing that probably made it the most fashion forward. But again, that's what I say. I'm not a fashion gay, I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking know why I'm talking about this one. And kids like that is so good.

Brian, it's like good outfit for working on the engine, which I would never, can you even believe this? I should have taken out this week. This is a disgusting challenge. So then we could see Captain Jason. Okay, now here's where I veer off the rails. I loved this. I thought it was so cool.

Yeah, she made a jumpsuit. The bottom was like jumpsuit pants, but then it turns into like a kimono on top. And I thought for what he asked for, I think if the whole crew was kind of dressed like this, but his was like the more elegant version or whatever, I loved it. I thought it was so hot. I mean, if he was working in the area that he said he's living, you know? I hated it. I was like, this is just so ridiculous.

I'm not opposed to something with a kimono involved, but sort of like later on what they said, it just didn't really have authority to it. It was a little too, it was very bare-chested for a captain. And I don't know, it just- It's just in Jason, I mean, and he did like point at the audience, like, hey, worth the judges.

But no, for me, this didn't work for me. I mean, this was bad ass, I thought. No, not every captain could wear it, but you know what, they're not working on some cruise, like a cruise line where every captain has to wear the same thing. Listen, if you got a Jason, put him in that. If you don't have a Jason, so up-defront, you know, what can I say? But I loved this. I thought it

was really good looking. Yeah, I don't, I mean, I really don't know how, yeah, I don't, I don't know. It was, it was strange for me. So, Dan, no, I'm just trying to think like, I will love my kimono jumpsuits and I'm ordering on by the runway. So you just, you go ahead and be a hater. I'm gonna wear. I was just like, how does one tortilla? I'm like, I'm at the heap. I just want to know how one incorporates Asian influence into a captain's uniform. That's not like doing like, or like how does or how how does one bring like, kimono into it or are there other looks that one could do? I don't know, but then we have Captain Sandy who not only is this like a very matrily look,

she's styled crazy, she has this big, like Captain's hat that doesn't fit her properly. It's just like popped, it's just like balanced on her head and she just looks, she literally looks like she's in a senior citizen's like pageant. So it's nuts. So hopefully he doily said. She's got kind of a sash.

It's like a doily jacket and then kind of a sash that's sewn on and then rounded epilet type things at the top. I did like, Sandy was slick back here. I thought that was pretty hot. But I'm gonna teach you that. Yeah, but then it's like totally massed by the silly hat. I, because when they showed her in the styling

and they should her hair back and I'm like, you should keep her hair back. The hat was so distracting. It was the proportion was so wrong for it. And everything was just, everything was so distracting. It was the proportion was so wrong for it. And everything was just wrong. I could not stand this. So it's over now. So Brandon's like, wow, it is amazing

when we have these equalizing outfits. Because normally we ask you to design for rich people. And now we are basically asking you to design for high school janitors. So you did it. So congratulations to you guys. Can't wait to see who's gonna mop in this. Can we please send the old lady backstage

and get her some water? Okay, she's gonna fall over there. It's like, poor captain Sandy. Poor captain Sandy. We'll also be able to wait. Not even old, you know? This is the outfit. And also, not working in Sandy's favor For Captain Sandy will also be an old, you know, no outfit and

Also not working in Sandy's favor is that I would not call her a natural on the runway. I would not say that that's like a forte You know where I'm a natural on the dock You know what I'm a natural I'm a natural in skipping pirates. Hey guess where I'm a natural. I'm a natural in escaping pirates. Hey, guess where I'm a natural project map way. Okay. You know this outfit would look much better after I've just had someone and I've gone down for a nap. Okay, that's how you should look at this outfit. So now they bring up the whole cast to talk to them. And first up is Rami and Courtney and Brynn's like, Rami, let's get Courtney out here. I didn't think I'd get to say that again because we actually kicked you off the show.

I mean, imagine that, isn't it so funny? You know, you being an inspiration to me and now I'm significantly more successful than you are and I've eliminated you and yet you come back, that's what I call perseverance. So Courtney comes out and she twerks because because that's not a big thing. So um, Brandon's like, um, so tell us your job, bust, driver, sick. Um, I was actually I swapped out to be

taking and I help get lockers on the y'all, but I still need to look, you know, good for working inside and outside. In case I can see this going straight on the deck. It's like a uniform, but it's elevated, but I would appreciate if you'd stop trying to slide your butt cheeks together when you can't do it, because we just need to know our limitations and that is yours. I really like how the ruffles of the tennis skirt sort of raise up and down as you twerk to sort of like a little wave to the rest of us.

And then Lohan's like, well, I would see Courtney and say, oh my God, we've arrived on the yacht. Please take my order. I would like a mocktail with foe's a please. Thank you very much. And I'll have that on ice. And, oh wait, that was an actual real order. May I get one of those Courtney? Thank you so much and brand is like great job It was functional very breathable. There's nothing there. It's but cheeks. Okay, of course it's breathable

That's what it is and then I was like, you know, I thought this score was smart the tailoring as impeccable My question to you Courtney is can you put this through the twerk test? Oh, so this is where she actually, this is before I was just kidding. I was like, Courtney comes out in twerk, but then she actually did twerk because she was not going to twerk until Dina said, because of course, the producer was like, Nina asked Courtney to twerk. Nina said, all right, I'll do this. Can you do the twerk tests? I feel like Nina does not watch this show.

Like, I feel like this is one brand and Nina do not watch this show. I can guarantee you. I just wrote as she twerked, I'm so embarrassed for all of us. Like literally. I just felt embarrassed as a human. So then brand is like next time Nina comes out of the trailer, I'm asking him if it passes the twerk test. I don't twerk. Okay, I just do what the producers tell me to do. What is your twerk anyway? So then next is Daisy and Kato and Daisy's, they're like,

Daisy, can you take off that art teacher vest please? Like sure I will. So she takes it off. And then of course it looks great. And Daisy loves it. She loves the color, because you know, her nails. And Kate was like, this was actually in my top two. So it gets a special extra. Huh, I love it. I love it by itself.

It gives me like bond girl vibes. So that's two out of four hands. So. And Brandon's like, so Daisy, what is it that you do? She goes, oh, get blamed for everything over the time. It's your being here. So, Corto's like, you know, everybody's wearing black, but I figure you can have different colors representing

the different parts of the hierarchy on the boat or whatever, and I guess me on is daisies. And Kate's like, yeah. And if you fall overboard, people can find you. Yeah. Rachel Riley wishes she could and she could never. So Nina's like, you know, there's something about the best, that being sleeveless, looking very formal, that they like.

There's something very hostess that feels very upscale. Oh, thank God. So the foe's AI ordered. Is that going to be coming out anytime soon? Yeah, I'm confused about the judging. Again, another week, that cape is ridiculous and that romper sucks too. And I think that they have to, I think you have to judge stuff. You can't be judging it like we're judging Kato because she's usually the best, I think. I think she's usually got the best work. But this just was not it. And people are like, but it's her. So they're like, it's Cray, not the Cape. All of the Cape is totally fun. So that the Cape is not fun. So ridiculous. And nobody wants the stewardesses in a butt cheek half hanging

out. That would never work on it, but we all know it. So just come on. So next up, our Anna, next up comes Jason and his come on, I'll inspire jump suit and Brandon's like, okay, so before I really lay into this, let me just see if there's any way out. What do you need? You're in your clothing to make your job easier? Do you need it to be ill-fitting and strangely shaped? Is that, you know, driving a boat a little easier? I'm just confused.

So he's like, well, oh, I live in the Philippines and that came up in conversation, so I can tell you that much. And also generally, I'm a hot person and people like to see, you know, the hint of a nibble. So it's what we're going for with that one. And it wouldn't need help with the dishes, ladies. The way I'm doing basic instinct in her cherish is like, hmm, oh, I'm single. Captain Jason, I love, I love a yacht. Don't you remember the clip they just showed? We got the yacht. Okay, okay, it's like, well, I think that you definitely created a uniform that is comfortable. It's functional, but the radio sags, and so would Captain Lee in that.

They're not gonna lie. Yeah, that, the radio sacking, that's a real bummer. I'm just gonna point out the radio sags, because I don't have to point out that also so does everything else in the South fit, it's all sags. And that is true going to point out the radio sacks because I don't have to point out that also so does everything else in this outfit. It's all sacks. And that is true. I wish that the radio wasn't sacking because that sucks.

Like I wish she had at least made that like, come on. Like try the radio on. And Brandon's like, yeah, it's wrong. The fit proportion. He has pride shoulders. I want more authority. And once I started dissing it, I guess I could see what they were saying. But you know.

Hello Captain Jason Hi, single-accounted slumant here. So what do you normally wear or not wear if you will? And do you enjoy a cabaret? Does that turn you on? And if you're uncomfortable in this outfit, do you need any help getting it off? When you're moving that big wheel of yours, do you need anything to sit on? Because I've got what we call a face. He's like, well, normally a way of shooting a toy. Well, that's a big jump from shirt, from collar to shirt and tie. You

went from shirt and tie to fake kimono. And what I'm saying is, do me, do me right here backstage. Please, Captain Jason Jason Just do me a heart. I can see she's not comfortable I have a problem with neckline and the sleeves and the droopy Um, I mean I like it so we got a Aisha and Bishme and she's like, oh my God, a Lainos to maintain. I'm in charge of guest services. Oh. BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM. Oh, it just comes down, kicking up her legs. Someone's doing cabaret here.

I am here. I was here at the beginning of episode, but I had to go to the bathroom and put on makeup. Sorry. I have a rise. Well I really wanted something that looked sexy and professional but I also really wanted it to breathe. And Brandon's like, and did he deliver? Oh yes, he definitely did.

It was by breathing so hard right now. And so they are, they just love it. And Nina's like, the neoprene how Fantastic what is the opposite of twerk challenge? That is what this is fantastic. It's windy. You get wet. It's perfect And they'd love to and I thought this looks great this internet to look really really cool and They'd love to, and I thought this looks great. This did turn out to look really, really cool. And they compliment the anchor, which I think is the only garbage piece of this.

I think it looks terrible, but the rest of it, so good that who cares. And Luann's, I could love the penis. Love the penis on the back. That's an anchor, Luann. Oh, I'm still on Jason. Oh, help. Could you bring in back?

I'm not done with that one. Where the hell is my frosé? Or foe'sé? We got a million waiters in here. So, Kate's like, yeah, this is definitely one of my favorites. The proportions of the applet on the shoulders are just like a little extra big and a little extra slit and a little extra style. Yeah, I really liked it quite a bit.

You can see by my abundant enthusiasm right now. So then Captain Sandy. Oh no. So, Brandon is like Captain Sandy, pleasure to meet you. Did you ask to go to a funeral slash wedding today? Is that what we're going for with you? She's like, I want to flexibility, comfortably, women to be confident in themselves, people not to be bringing heroin on board, if they're employed for me. And I just said, you know what, here's my basic advice for the world

and I want to reflect it through this outfit. God, I love that banana. And I feel like he did it. Yeah, in this experience, I said to him, you know what, you're the captain, you're the captain now. And so Elaine's like, well, I appreciate how you push the design and you give us some personality and some flair.

But that being said, I have to be honest. I did feel a little cautionary. The pattern, you know, this, this was just, it was, it was terrible. It was terrible. So you know, it's like, the print, the sold, the print, the sold, the striking, I can't even list anything else. I can only say the print. And brand is like, for me,

it was almost top to bottom. It didn't work. And I say this from a bottom to a bottom. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I was like, well, I mean, I know you're fun, but I don't know, I like, I don't know about the pattern stuff. I was just like too much

with the stripe and not enough captain Jason here, a little bit too much sanding, not enough Jason. Someone fuck me already. I'm so horny. And I feel bad for Project because I feel like the past two weeks he's really tanked it, but I'd like him in general and he looks like he's going to cry. You know, yeah. And so I feel bad for him. I'm like, I feel bad about everything I'm going to say about you tomorrow. But I wanted to hug him. And Nina's like, you took the sheep of the bar jackets and I love that. And the sleeve is beautiful. I would have left it at that. Okay. So just a jacket sleeve. Okay. That sounds like a great outfit. So next up is Laurence and Gary. And Gary, of course, loves his jacket and everything.

And kids like, well, I think the leather jacket on a boat to me is confusing. And you can tell by the way I raised my voice that when I say confusing, it's loaded for, looks like a piece of shit. Why are you wearing that? You shouldn't do it. You're stupid. And I don't know why you're even qualified to be on the yacht So yeah, it's all made. So there's that. Well, I work with my hands and my penis So I need something easy to move into takeoff. I'm very happy with the jacket Lorenzo's like well the jacket is not really meant for the boat. It's more like in the evening She's oh party time got it. Oh, so the time when Gary tries to stick his penis into any sort of hole, whether it's a human or just like a boss. Got it. Got it.

You understand that Becky's really only wear stained t-shirts and jeans out. You understand that right? They make a zero effort when they go out at night. They make a zero effort when they go out at night. So he takes the jacket off and shows off the suits or whatever, the jumpsuit. And Brandon's like, wow, if it doesn't work out on the vessel, you've at least got that hair situation going on. Oh, Rar. Okay.

Wow. And Gary opens up his chest. Oh, yeah. Shiek say lovey. Okay. Can someone get just a bucket of cold water? Gary opens up his chest. Oh, yes, she's salivate. Okay, can someone get just a bucket of cold water just to dump on the canvas of the man's head?

Thank you very much. So then Nina's like maybe just a few more stripes. And then that's all you needed. And the round goes, I know, I just didn't. And it goes, we get a semi-neen-eye flare. Like, oh, I just got sast. I brand it's like, well, this has no special details. Because it's a uniform.

Stupid face. You have no special details. Tell us about Dolboi with glasses. She's my favorite. There's nothing special. It's a uniform. Fucking moron. She's my favorite. There's nothing special. It's a uniform fucking more. She's like a model. I bring special. So next is Karazhan and the so kids like so for Mediterranean party season, this would be amazing,

but just a reminder, you're not invited to training party season, so good luck. And Kara Somics broke into because they don't love this. Elaine's like, it has too much going on, double breasted, it's gold zipper, chunky lapel. I wouldn't know if he was part of a crew or is he part of a guest? And brand new. Well, what I do is there's a really easy way around that sticky situation. Just order a drink from anyone you see regardless of who they are and it'll eventually get to you.

Listen, when you see one sticky situation, just make it stick here. And to do that, you and I are going to the bathroom together. Got that? See you there, big boy. By the way, I will have some, some, uh, more caviar please if you don't mind. Hello, I'm then the head judge on this. I'm not a waitress. Oh, my apologies, Nina. I thought, for sure, you're one of these stewardesses hanging around.

Continue. So they're like, yeah, this is impractical. This is impractical. And Carisson says, yeah, but I come from a military family. And I know what a dress uniform looks like. And it's very different from a regular uniform. And this is a dress uniform, not to wear on the deck on a show called below deck. People are really stuck on the deck at all times and go nowhere for one.

She basically created a fan pick around below deck and then styled Z for it. She's like, that's what there's going to be a ball. There's going to be a ball and all the deckeys from below deck are gonna go to it and they're gonna dress up all formally and you see are going to the ball and this is what you're gonna wear. So Brandon, let's see, drama music. Tantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantant So Colin is like, I'm the chief engineer. I'm in and out of the engine room.

And I also need to be formal outside because you see Beckham, I have a girlfriend and she's really beautiful and has new. You know, this is I was wondering, maybe we shouldn't even worry about this look. I think we should just go on to further judging. It's like it's basically empty space up there. So why don't we move on? Well, for the engineering, it's appropriate. And this is very presentable, evil, even during dinner service. So,

could feel this is presentable. Very good job. Well, yeah, it's just what I would always dream of. Someone presenting dishes to our guests dressed in a jump suit with grease smudge on it, but it's black. So you can't see the grease as well, but it's still there. So love that. Yeah, so they like it. They like it.

And then Brandon's like, okay, thank you designers. We have a lot to unpack. Bye. God, first of all, what is a deck foot? I mean, what is that? I don't even know what the fuck that is. And why are there so many jump suits? What was that lady wearing the doilies for?

What show is this? Are we still on lifetime? Seriously. So they're judging and Brandon does that thing where he just decides something. He goes, okay, so obviously like Rami, Brittany and Bishmay were in the tops, right? Okay, good.

Not gonna hear any input on that. So let's talk about Bishmay first. So they, Kate loved that Bishmay made something made something that was like, you actually wanna wear on the street. And then we were like, oh, that looked so crispy. I mean, she looked so professional.

I could really see myself yelling at her. I said, do ice cubes, not one. Really got the point. And then they, locks classic fashion for work. Okay, Nina, I know you've had a break, but Jesus, you need to just stop stop spouting out adjectives. Okay. Does this bus boy always talk like this? Okay, it's like, oh, that could go on the, yeah, oh, but yeah, that could go on the yacht and work really, really well.

And he was like, oh, God, you could tell she loved it. Just like, I love the penis on the back of that jacket. God, I love that penis. I believe it was an anchor. Whatever you say. Maybe I haven't seen all the ships of the penis. So then they're proud of Brittany for doing a good job and the top stitching and all of that. And they liked that, but they seem kind of boring.

They could seem quite a bored. And I wrote, Bishmey should win. What do you think? Yeah. Who did you think? Did you think you should win? I thought... I've those three for sure, Bishmey. I liked Romney's quite a bit too, but Bishmey was... I really, really liked the structure of that top. Exactly. And I just thought for me. Yeah, it was great. And I loved the proportion of the shoulders and the epilets and everything.

And I thought it looked great. I think Romney did a very nice job too. So, yeah, I felt good about that. And then we go to the bottoms. And so, Karassan, you know, they basically felt like it was not the right outfit for the challenge. And Nina's like, well, forget that Karassan's fashion was over designed. It did not fit properly. Everything was tight. The shoulder wasn't where it was supposed to be. The pants were bustling out.

The Nebo was at Decky Ball. I don't know where she got that idea. It drives me nuts, etc, etc. And Elaine's like, I'm just so confused because every week she reminds us she's a costume designer. She loves designing for characters. And this week she had an actual character and didn't design anything for this role. And I needed more of a character with a dramatic, traumatic story, no one cried. I really didn't feel anything sad today. I feel like we should recast the season.

It's what I'm saying. Everybody needs to go home until they can display some pain. What I'm trying to say is she failed as a designer and as a costume designer, wow, double fail. So Nina's like, then they talk about Anna and they just really really really hated this one They just, you know, they thought it was very loose. It wasn't authoritative and Brandon's like, I mean I'm not sure I want the captain no matter where I am to be chest out and a jumpsuit being like what's up?

y'all am I right? being like, what's up y'all, am I right? Um, and he is like, the captain. That's the highest flanking uniform. I mean, come on, this was very ambiguous. Brandon is like, oh my god, and Project and Poor Captain Sandy, the shoes, the hat, the pebble, the fabric. What is Pebble and by the way, is that the pattern? I don't know, let's look at Pebble.

Damn, why'd you have to the pattern? I don't know. Let's look at Peplum. Why'd you have to ask me? I don't know. The Peplum or Peplum? Peplum. I'm gonna say what LUM. Peplum, Peplum. It's Peplum, EP, LUM.

It's a short-flared, gathered, or pleaded strip of fabric attached to the waist of a woman's jacket, dress, or blouse to create, frill or flounce. I love the word flounce. Flounce too, because that's how I walk through a store. Flounce. Oh yeah, now I'm looking at examples of it. Okay, I got it.

Yeah, the peplam didn't like the peplam. So, um, Kate's like, yeah, I mean, Captain Tandy is like way cooler than this. Huh? That was sarcastic. I'm just saying that. So, Hannah Fairey A will be pissed off somewhere in the world. Hope you enjoyed that one, man. That one's for you, Hannah. And then, Brandy, Brandy is like, so we know what we're doing. Right. Now, I love Kate's cap. She's actually in the perfect upgrade outfit.

I don't know what I'm writing. I don't know what that means. So Elaine is like, okay, designers, we know how difficult this was, but we'd like that express next time in correlation to terrible stories from your childhood that made you cry preferably involving bullying. I'll just remember that for next week.

Okay, well on top we have Brittany, Vishmi, and Rami. Welcome back to the winner's circle, Rami. I mean, the fake win, you didn't win the season. I mean, that probably never happened, but you can always imagine this moment right now. Imagine this, but 10 times larger, and that's what it's like to win. Okay. Anyway, congratulations. And the winner is not Rami after all that. Congrats. Welcome to the, you came close, but didn't win winner circle, Rami,

because Bishmue wins. But you do win the prize of walking off stage and having Christian shake his head at you with a smile that says, I've already beat you so many times. You have the prize of knowing that Christian saved you, only for you not to win the very next challenge, the prize of that regret. And so Bishmi wins.

And Karassan, Prajai and Anna are in the bottom. And I think who do you think it should be? I think it should be Praj. I was, yeah, I don't know, I was torn because I thought Anna was really bad, but I also really hated projects. So I was, I figured you did one of those. I didn't think that Carousine should go home for that, but I see the errors in Carousine's ways, even though I enjoyed aspects of it. But it was still cool and well made, like it was like a good idea, you know what I mean? It was good for Z.

It was good for Z. It went for the challenge, and I thought that Annas at least looked hot on Captain Jason even, you know, okay, maybe it's not, I get all the criticisms of it, but I think proje's just looked terrible, like it was just unflattering in bed. It looked so bad. The bottom thing. I think I cringed the most with proje's,

but I just couldn't tell if that was because of proje's or is it because Captain Sandy looks so awkward in it, but maybe she looked awkward in it because it was terrible. I'm not sure. But it was Anna. Anna's out of there. Yeah. She's out of there.

And you know, Anna's messed up enough that I'm not like, God, damn it. This is unfair. But I still felt bad for her. Elaine's like, listen, Anna, you're so talented. I just want to say new mom to new mom. We're both new moms, but I'm a new mom who's a little bit more successful than you. So I'm like a newer, better mom, and you're just a new mom. So anyway, go back to enjoying your new mom, Miss, with your husband who's now going to be mad at you.

Right. Thank you for staying on this show just long enough for your husband to divorce you. This was really fun for mom to mom. You have sacrificed so much to be here, almost the way that Christian has sacrificed to save on someone like Rami. I applaud you for that. So Nina's like, wait, let me say, oh no, Anna, I put N and A. So I thought maybe that meant Nina, but it's Anna's like goodbye one log. She's like, I've had difficulties

because of friendships on this show, but I kept myself strong, and my son is gonna be so proud when he sees that I've made a hat out of curtains. Thank you. She tells everyone to go shine on them hose, and then Christian's like, okay, bye. you can leave now, bye, bye, go to your work room, bye, never want to see you again, bye. And that was it. That was the below deck episode of Prodruin's

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