Watch What Crappens - ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle

Episode Date: March 26, 2019

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project runs, shall we? Okay, project runway. You know, I appreciate that they give a lot more money than the top chef winners get. That's really nice. They get 250,000 on the show. I think that's really nice. But don't try and still make it look like it's a network show, whether you're giving them real money. Okay. I mean, they're trying to make it look better than it is. And they're like, if you win this, then they show a magazine cover with Lady Gaga. You do not win Lady Gaga. Okay. I call that false Advertising you're trying to make your stupid a racable pens look better project runway and I'm on to you Yeah, I mean I for some reason I just find it so funny that this show

It's that the big prizes furnished by pens. I don't know like it's perfectly fine Like why should pens be any worse than Pellegrino on top chef, but for some reason there's just something that seems so rinky think about that. Yeah, like, Erasable pens. Yeah, like, it's like a razor-made. It's like what I use in sixth grade when I thought it was so cool. And then you even those electronic pencils. I remember my mom bought a set. She's like, oh my god. These are like pencils, but better. No, they're not. They suck suck those things still suck to this day Those things are absolutely the worst and you know what I used to love an

Erasable pen, but here's what happens when you write with a racable pen You you sort of think you're racing it and you do your sort of makes smudges everywhere and then what happens is after like two minutes You look at your hand and this whole part right by your pinky going down to like the the butt of your hand it's blue you you you take on the ink it doesn't go away yeah and at least pencil ink is like lead and that's you know that's like a lovely artistic answer that gets you Lord knows what fucking pens are giving you yeah the point is hi we're on our second week of project runway and the guy who's supposed to be the rocker, he even has a Freddie Bohemian rap city. What's his name? Oh, Freddie Mercury.

Yeah, he has a Freddie Mercury over a thing when he talks. I'm like, okay, Freddie. Which one is that? Who's supposed to be the rocker? Is that Garo Sparrow? Argo or Garvo? Garo Sparrow, right? Garo Sparrow. Garo Sparrow. Yeah, he's supposed to be the rocker.

He's wearing a skin-tight lace tight lace see through shirt or whatever which I mean look girl I don't approve. I don't like a rhyming name. I don't like your shirt You seem nice, but what kind of rocker are you when you walk in and you say You know, it's funny you just fully cut out when he said that and you know that's okay Because you said what sort of rocker can you be when you come in and would say, oh God, now he's disconnected. Here we go. Oh God, you're back, you're back. Yeah, I never left.

I'm wrong with you. You left, you left. Well, though, but you know what, though, I got disconnected from TV party. Hold on, hold on everyone. I'm sending the request. We're normalizing. Maybe I left.

Maybe I was the one who left, which is rude because I'm plugged into Ethernet, and I feel like there should be, like it's just like me and the Ethernet right now, there should be no interruptions. Anyway, the point is this, Garo Sparrow, you're a rocker, but your last name is Sparrow,

so tell me how that works. But I know that there's Sam Sparrow, but he's like, Emo. It's like a drug addict Sparrow. Yeah, I just feel like, if you're last name is Sparrow, you do the Sam Sparrow, but he's like a drug addicts sparrow. Yeah, I just feel like if you're less named sparrow, you do the Sam Sparrow thing, which is you do like emo electronic music. You don't say you're a rocker. Okay. Yeah, I think that's a, that's a two nice of a name and you're cold, whatever rocker, you're fake rocker. I'm glad we figured that out. So

meanwhile, yeah, they're all waking up in there, like wherever they are, whether that whatever place they are. And the first thing that I noticed, Tessa, who won last week, she is wearing a shirt that is like, quote unquote, nude color, but there's like also a black bra on on the top of it, but it's not, it's not like a draw. It's actually part of the shirt. It's like a pattern. I hate it. Yeah, it's terrible. She's wearing, she's wearing like a Simpsons. Like if she was a dress up theme character in a theme park, like a Simpsons,

Marge wears a bikini to work or what are you wearing? Why are you wearing this? Is this supposed to be ironic? I thought Hester Prane was supposed to wear shit like that, or Hester, rainbow, or whatever. Hester dumbane was supposed to worship like that. Yeah, rainbow or whatever. Hester dumbass. But here's the thing is that like not only is it like a stupid like oh look It's a bra, but it's on there, but it also is like just didn't flatter her didn't flatter her complexion Didn't it didn't show her off nicely. It was just like terrible and it bothered me the entire episode

Yeah me too it bothered me and also guess what else bothered me. Her bangs can't take it. The bangs are okay. The bangs are okay. And I don't hate bangs usually. I usually suggest that people get bangs, but for some reason with people who choose to get bangs to go on TV, it means they're evil. I don't know why, but it's Kenley. Do you remember Kenley? Kenley. Kenley. Kenley. Thanks. Thanks. I don't mind bangs. I don't mind bangs and I don't mind her bangs a lot of times I think actually bangs close off someone people like to get bangs to be cool But a lot of times I feel like it's sort of like it's it's like a little you know what it's it's like

It's like shades that are coming down about to close everything off And I feel like a lot of times they close someone's personality off But I actually have no problem with it. Oh, by the way, you're a TV party situation. I know. Let's just not talk about it. I win off. You have to. I can't help I talk about what's not about it because the people who aren't here are gonna get so freaking annoyed that we keep saying TV party TV party. I know. I'm like a child. I can't help I like discuss what's actively happening in front of me. Just like is like a bunch of like parrots go by. And I'm like, guys, they're parrots. And when knowing cares. Anyway, here's the first.

Here's the first twist of this week's episode. AFA, who is our favorite queen from last week, he's like, I'm on the phone with my wife, and I miss my baby. And I was like, huh. Huh. I know. I think everybody was like, huh? Huh? Huh? I know. I think everybody was like, wait, what? I was like, okay.

And then I saw he lives in Utah and I started to put some things together, but I'm just gonna let it be. I'm just gonna let that one be. But I was like, there's a lot of, huh? Huh. I don't know. I was like, why is he down like a cow that just got parpuned, you know? And then it's like he's talking to his wife and I was like, well, there's another shocking thing.

And I was like, but why is he talking to his wife like that and then had a baby. I'm like, oh my God, it's like so many twists and turns right in the beginning of the show. Yeah, it was, um, it definitely like, it got into my head a little bit. I was really had a hard time trying to grasp what was truly going on. Well, here's what I've learned in 2019. Well, I've learned it before, but by 2019, I've learned that you can just identify however the fuck you want, and I just say, okay, that's great.

Good for you. Yeah. Straight? Good. Are you, you know, identifying as whatever? I really don't care. I support you. So, that's great. Good for you. Straight? Good. Are you a, you know, identify as whatever? I really don't care. I support you. So that's what I say to him. Now here's one thing that is hard for me to support with him.

His gardener hat that he wears. That's like his thing. His big straw hat. I can't with that because it reminds me of the leaf blower outside. And I hate that leaf blower. Every time I see a straw hat, I know a leaf blower is coming. Well, maybe he identifies as a hadist, okay? Okay, then I accept it.

Yeah, now that you explained it to me that way. I accept it too. I accept it and I support it. I don't have to say it's surprised me and I think I'm allowed to be surprised in life. Oh yeah, I'm not calling you any names. I'm just saying, oh I, you look, I'm France with the total big it. Does that make me a total big it? I don't know. I support it. It might. I don't know. Another thing that I love and support is COVID dancing around all the time and his bipolar nature is so cute to me because he's like

Probably undiagnosed, you know, it doesn't know what it is and people are like he's just emotional. No, he's like probably undiagnosed, you know? He doesn't know what it is, and people are like, he's just emotional. No, he's bipolar, okay? Probably too, that's my guess. I also have to guess. I also feel like he has bad breath, you know? I feel like I can imagine being at a cocktail party with him, and then he gets, he's like, speaks closely and has bad breath, and you just like,

he's so nice, and he's so sweet, so you wanna support him, you want to talk with him, but at the same time, you're like, oh, he has bad breath. So I have to get to the other side. Why do you think that? It's just, it's one of, you know, I feel like there are some things in life

that I have a really good instinct on and one of them is people having bad breath. And I think that's just like, I just see it all over him. I see it, I smell it in advance and I'm sorry and it's nothing about his personality because sometimes it's just a genetic thing, you know, like sometimes you just some people just have halotosis and I just I'm I do feel like he probably has it and it's a shame because he's so lovely. It's the same. So he's dancing around and he's like, I don't know what is so different today. Today, I dance. He danced and he's like dancing around. He's talking about like how he was so cry before, but now he's like in a great mood. And I was like, five, four, three, break down the coming, just like you know, when a girl on project runway has bangs that she's an asshole.

Yeah. When a guy is dancing around and talking about how positive his is, you know, we go and cry by the end of the episode. That's true. And you know, by the way, I think I missed part of your theory, which is, like, I thought you were just sort of talking about bangs in general, but bangs on Project Runway, I'm 100% and on board with your theory. You're something about Project Runway.

Bangs on Project Runway, not good. It's always gonna be a problem. I know people in real life, they're not like that, but there're something about project project runway not good. It's always gonna be a problem. I know people in real life they're not like that but there's something about reality TV bings. It's like a sign. Yeah. It's a sign. It's like girls who collect a berets on reality TV. That's just probably in real life too. Yeah. Yeah. But faster whatever. Come on rainbow. Come on. Rainbow. With your berets stop. So the designers, designers, I'll go to this workroom, which I'm still like not, I still haven't fully given myself over to the new workroom, you know, because I was also watching Project Runway All-Stars, which is airing simultaneously on lifetime, and that's in the old style.

And I just like the old workroom. It just was so impressive. And also I just, I feel like this version, the aesthetic changes they've made, make the show feel more like a reality show, rather than a show where you're watching designers compete and it happens to be on TV. Like this feels more reality showy. I mean, I'm still in it. I'm still gonna watch it, et cetera.

But like this doesn't help, which is that they walk in, and their workroom is full of like smoke, and there are a bunch of models in boxes, staring at them like it's some weird, like high-fashion version of the haunted mansion. Yes, well, first off, I like the workroom. I think it looks like anthropology,

and I love an anthropology. I love an e-pornop. I love an e-pornop that doesn. I love an e-dor-nob that doesn't fit any doors because that's how anthropology door-nob. Sorry, I bought like five. I've invested probably $300 in anthropology door-nob. Do they ever fit a door? Not one.

Not one is ever fit a door. Anthropology is probably one of my least favorite stores. I think my least favorite store is Sephora, to be honest. They're not even the same, except I don't go there. But like the misery I feel in them, I think it's because I get Sephora, to be honest. They're not even the same, except I know. I know. But like the misery I feel in them, I think it's because I get dragged into both of those stories. And so when you get dragged into a story that you don't want to be in, you know,

because I'm always with someone who's like, oh, can we just go on to anthropology real quickly? Can we just please go into Sephora real quickly? And I'm almost like, uh, cause you know if I said, hey, can we please go into Best Buy? They're like, no, Ben, Ben, you know, but I go with them into anthropology. Well, I like it. I love a sweater. Okay, so I approve of anthropology, but yeah, it was like a bunch of

decapitated models in there, which, you know, interesting choice. Yeah. It's hard for me to watch gross things while I eat, and I was eating pasta while I watch this, and I know it's not inherently gross, but it is gross. It's like decapfated models, and then I started thinking about that, and then they have all this shit all over them, which are like body modifications, and this guy comes on, he's like from a human or whatever, it's called and he's like body modifications

or the new jewelry or whatever, where people are gonna start putting shit under their skin to making horns under there. You know what? No. Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah, so apparently like, apparently like Kim Kardashian West

has worn the human glow and Chrissy Teigen made human feathers. All these telecom prosthetics. I'm like, I just, I mean, I'm not going to say this is stupid because then watch it becomes a whole big thing. But for right now, I'm like, I'm not gonna say this is stupid because then watch it becomes a whole big thing, but for right now, I'm like, I'm like, is this really what our second challenge is gonna be about? Prosthetic, like weird, like hellboy prosthetics, no.

Well, I would have been more into it if they were actually designing body prosthetics. You know, they had to make some, and they have like special effects people that would help them kind of like that effect show, I really like that. Yeah, that was a cool show. But designing around people's prosthetics bugs me,

because it's like you're the one who chose to have shoulder horns. Why should everybody else have to design sweaters for your stupid shoulder horns, okay? Okay. It makes me mad, it makes me mad about the future of shopping. Yeah, exactly. I mean, honestly, do designers design around other accessories? I don't, in general, I don't think so.

I think you sort of assemble your accessories based on the garments. Yeah, I don't feel like designers should have to design for people who have wings coming out of their boobs First of all, that's a terrible place in the wings. Okay. There's a reason God put them on the other side Yeah, I thought like of those prosthetics the necklace thing was fine because I was like a necklace And I didn't mind the little sort of like the there were weird I think they called them scaffolding on the back or something like that. That was okay But I got a flashlight and I put it under my stomach and tried to make it sign through. I was like totally body modding myself over here at my house.

Didn't work out of anything. That. I'm sorry. So yeah, so yeah, so Simon, the guy who, Simon Huck, is like a futuristic fashion line comprised of body modifications and I was like, uh, at which point Hester is like, I love about the auditions. Yeah. I was gonna let you know.

Yeah, oh, I was like, I know you're excited about Hester things. I was just gonna let you do the Hester part. I was gonna to you up. No, Hester is so annoyed. She's like, I have body mods and I'm like, oh really? Where's your vampire teeth? Or where's your little horns that come out the back of your neck? Because you know people do you have body mods and she's like, I had my lip hair spots. I was like, that is not a body mod. Hester, I know. Please, please. You know, I'm just really sick of Hester.

I was already mad at her going into the episode and I just got angry or angry as the episode went on. And it just, you know, like, I know that her fashion point of view is like whimsical sense of humor, but I honestly don't think her thing. I don't think she's whimsical or has a sense of humor. I think she dresses like she's on a Nick Jr. show. Yeah, there's nothing whimsical about an ice cream truck. I'll tell you that right now, okay?

Stop saying whimsy for ever. Yeah, I don't think she knows what you're just doing. Ridiculous. There's nothing whimsical about an ice cream truck. I'll tell you that right now, okay? Stop saying whimsy for everyone. Yeah, I don't think she knows what you're just doing. Ridiculous. You collect little girls' burets from justice, okay? I have no respect for you, Daster. Try harder. Read a book.

So the designers are gonna be split into teams of three. And then they are gonna pull out of the button bag and because everything's like new and improved, the button bag is like this rectangle of, it's a box, it's like a clear box. And was like, improved, the butt bag is this rectangle of... it's a box, it's like a clear box, and was like, ooh fancy butt bag in Carly's class, it's like, yeah we're like all improved here on Carly's class. Yeah, that's a new project, I'm like I'm excited people. Like who picked you? Who did you audition for, okay?

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So, um, the team just split up based on their body modification. So we have team shoulder horns, which is Garalsbarrel, Hester and Nadine. We have neck ruffles, which is my least favorite kind of potato chip. That is aphosphatian and tessa. We have neck ruffles are disgusting. That looks like a straight-up skin tag. Those neck ruffles. That is nasty. By the way, speaking of potato chips this weekend, someone brought over potato chips that were dill pickled flavored. They were amazing.

Oh, those are good. That's like a new flavor flavor. Amazing. It's like the fun of salt and vinegar, but with like an added pizzazz. OK, so back with your whimsy added. Please add some whimsy to that. Thank you.

There was a little bit of whimsy. I mean, I think pickles are sort of inherently whimsical. No, they're not hester. It's like, look, on whimsical, She's wearing like a pickle hat. No, hester. So back scaffolding is Lila, Vinnie, and Bishmay. Chess Feathers is COVID, Renee, and Frankie. And necklace is Sonya, Rikin, and Jamal. And the reason why I'm saying all these teams is because I check the time to write it down so I want my effort rewarded Okay, right sometimes I have to question myself while I'm taking notes like what do you do with your life? Okay, yeah So he's like this designs and statements these designs are statements and your designs should not cover up the statements. Okay, because you're like a gay robot.

Hey, don't want your designs to come up to the stage. Okay. I was like, oh, it's great. Like, who's going to be dumb enough to cover up the wings on the chest? Like, I think they know that sir, but then of course it didn't know about it. Oh, exactly. It's like, who's going to be dumb enough? Well, don't underestimate this cast.

I'm like not convinced that any of them know how to sew to be honest. Um, actually, I think people are looking pretty good. I mean Sebastian knows this shit. Which one's Sebastian again? Um, the one he wins. Oh, yeah. Sebastian was obviously some of them are really good, but like overall it's kind of like wow wow, it's a little rough So yeah, so now it's time for like to do sketching and hester's like I want to do a soft tool tool and I want to do a hard tool And Nadine just looks at her like are you kidding me? I'm not too tools

Soft tool on top of a part tool on top of tools, which is tool okay What soft tool on top of a part tool on top of tools fall with just tool, okay? It's like oh no Hester and no one likes this and girls like you don't have to do tool everywhere Okay, you can have little windows of not tool Which is like now And I'm not told you mean more tool. Okay. I'm down with that. Yeah She's like I've learned before with collaboration. Like I worked at Betsy Johnson, Kate Spade. I'm like, those are so different. I have a feeling this girl was like sewing purses.

But then her point is, she doesn't collaborate. I'm like, well, that explains why you're here now. Yeah, she's also probably an intern fetching coffee. Okay, let's be honest. It's like the other, working with other designers makes me feel threatened that I'm not going to get my voice heard. Like your voice is heard. Okay.

Yeah. Is your voice is heard seen. And honestly, it's been rejected. Also, I also thought what was funny is that all the teams are like, you know, they're all like brainstorming ideas or top chef style. And they're only like leaning on their little tables to the talk. And the models are still in their little cubby holes. So they're all talking and the models head is like right in front of them, which I just thought was so awkward that these models just had to stand there like while these people

are in their face like pencils and stuff. It's like do you realize that's a human head right on your workstation? Yes, I did you notice that the poor big girl model that girl cannot catch a break. Okay. I mean, thanks God that they're giving different sizes and stuff this year. I like that. But that poor girl, it's like everyone complains about her every single time. It's like, I can't design for you. And they're supposed to be nice. And they're saying it right to her face. And this time she got shamed for losing weight because this time, she got COVID at her. He's like, you got skinny. Why? What's

it you're doing? Like, well, last week I'm getting bitched out by people because I'm too big. And now you're bitching at me that I lost a pound. Fuck you guys, you know? Seriously. So, Tessa's team. Tessa, like, takes over her team. She's sort of just like immediately

like bossing everyone around. And I'm off at some point. He says something like, if I use sequinium material with that not be nighttime nighttime or I don't know What he whatever he quite he asked just goes hmm. I'm not feeling it and he's like feeling what I guess all of it I'm not feeling all of it like listen Braw shirt Yeah, listen marght sims and at the beach see I said last week

I was like she won last week and remember last week when we were recapping this, I was like, she's like very, she sounds nice, but everything she says is so bitchy and watch. Her bitch flower is blooming prematurely. Like, it's happening now. Well, I'm project runway, you don't get to season. So it blooms like by the second episode. It's a different rule.

They have bitchweeds, they just pop up quickly. She's been horrible from the beginning because she smiles at people like this, mm what our head raised like that she's above you. And then bangs. And then she also does a thing I noticed today where whenever Christian comes in or any person in authority, she starts talking you baby voice. I fucking hate that. I hate that. Every time he comes in saying, hi. This is not, this is not you, ma'am. Yeah, thanks. Also, you know, last week I said I felt like Christian felt a little uptight, but this

week I felt like he was back into like the Christian seriana that we like knew and expected. I thought he was like much more like, he just seemed more at ease and was like definitely like more of what I was hoping for. So I was really happy about that. I feel like his personality is kind of like an animatronic thing at Chuck E. Cheese, where he's just like always in nap position. And then the like Christian, come on. And he's like, okay, and he doesn't have a lot of energy. Just kind of comes to life. And he's like, okay, here's what's up for the next challenge. I don't like that. I like that. Okay. Okay.

Tommy, wouldn't you need me? Be. He just kind of sucks down five nights at Freddy's. Whatever that game is. You know that game? No. I'm not going to go into it. It's supposed to be like the scary game of all time. Anyway, so they all go to mood. Ron, you should play that game. I want to hear what you say when you play that game.

OK, so is it... Oh. Is it Phillips? Is it Phillips play that game? Hey, Bessie, Phillips, you'll be able to watch me play this game Okay, that's my first nation my party busy tonight. I know busy. You gotta show congratulations Busy tonight so I haven't seen it. I'm sure it's a great show.

So now they all go to mood and, you know, in Christians telling them, like, you know, by the way, like, fabric choices, like, you know, that's going to help make a collection cohesive, et cetera, et cetera. And basically, Heather, I mean, Hester, like, I'm sorry that I like upgraded her name there. Hester, and I apologize to all the Hester's that are out there. I don't mind the name Hester. I just mind it on her.

I find her annoying, so like, Hester is just like... Yeah, she's annoying, but I hate bullying her because Hester is such a name. It's like the numerology of Hester is like bullying me, you know? Because like, there's a whole book written about the whole outfit. Yeah. Bulletin Hester, you know? It's like, she is like the ultimate victim. The ultimate victim. See now I would be down with Hester if she was just

fully committing to a Hester print aesthetic. She just like walked around in dark puritanical robes. Yeah, it's like a hand-made splash of color. Perhaps in the shape of a letter A, but honestly whatever shape she wanted. Like if she wanted to do some Hester print realness, I would be like, yes, it's about time we had this look. Yeah, I'm down for some Hester print realness too.

And like when that, like, she could see Wesier Bruns come in and her bikini outfit and she could just be like, oh, blessed be the eye under the sun, or whatever they say, and Anne Maysdale, and just get her stoked Yeah, that's an episode of the project run. I think that's for the problem is that we're having like Was a connective

cognitive dissonance with like her name being Hester but her but her This palette is five night at Freddy's. It's like it's I can't it's hard to it's hard to reconcile the two, you know So let me see where are we here? So team Frankie. Oh wait, were you gonna say something else? I was gonna say that. Oh yeah, so she has her bullies everybody see that's the thing she's bullied But she's really the bully in that she is exactly she is she's stomps her feet whatever she needs tools She needs to and she and not only does she need to all she needs nothing but blue tool blue to blue She basically starts doing what what's his face on top chef did?

What's his name again who I couldn't Eddie? Spending all the money spending on the money money on any money to all blue tool and everyone else has to make sacrifices for her fucking blue tool Yep, but they did it, you know you can't just lay down and take it on this show. No, no, you can't. But they do. So they're all having to do with that. And not only is it tool, it's blue. It's like this horrible color blue. I saw a line that Christian called it Ramona Blue. I didn't catch that. Did you? I didn't, I didn't hear him say that. I heard say that was bridesmaid blue, but it is totally,onable. But I read that he said that. I was like, oh my god, you're my hero.

Literally speak up because I need to hear that next time you say some shit like that. Yeah. So yeah, so Christian sees all the notes, right? What? You have like 90 pages of notes. So I'm just looking at my notes like this is horrifying. Yeah, I just kept on taking notes after notes, but they weren't all, they were just like,

I took notes on spec. Like, I feel like this will be important and I'm then a lot of them like, no, I don't. But Christian comes up and he sees Hester and he goes, he's like, oh, no, H can't find that part. So I'm going to go to the part where are they checking out yet? No, I mean, this is a very good way. Oh, yeah, here it is. Bridesmaid tool. He's like, we have no other options.

And she's like, it's the only thing I understand. That's, that's her answer to him. Blue tool. It's like the only thing I understand, Christian. Meanwhile, I'm having like five different patterns of ten different colors on herself in like overalls Wacky overalls and she can only understand blue tool and she's like um, but you have like five blue tools You're killing me you're killing me. It's this second episode. You can't do this to me. No She's like, well, what are you gonna do if they don't like blue? Like you're totally fucked. Your whole collection's gonna be blue and she's like, well, we have other stuff too.

Other blue staff. Fucking hamster. Fucking hamster. She's just and and the sad part is that she just gets worse from here on out. Yeah, she doesn't get better. Although I liked that she didn't go crazy on people and she ended up crying instead, which there's some interesting turns interesting twists and turns in this because I thought Hester would be all out of villain and she's mad. She's like, oh I'm trying to be nice. She kind of took it. Yeah, when like, because Nadine, so Nadine is her, this is sort of Nadine's coming out episode because Nadine is awesome.

Is she Jamaican? I think she had a Jamaican accent of some, I think she said she's Jamaican. So she's basically, I'm not, I'm going gonna try to do Jamaican accent and I'm gonna start off a start to sound like But she's basically like you know like you know Like I like I'm not even going to bother because I don't actually have anything to may do with impersonation over I'm like, why am I gonna do Jamaican accent right now? I've got nothing to say but but basically Nadine was going to Do a whole gown and because Hester took up so much of the budget

with all this tool and they had to get back six yards they're all the fabric. So Nadine is gonna do pants instead. And I was just like, see, this is already, this is bad news. I don't know, like the gown to pants situation, I can already tell we are going downhill. Yeah. So then Garo Sparrow's like, having horns is hard. I was like, yeah,

tell people with horns, okay? You're the one complaining. So then, uh, so back in the work room, Frankie is talking to her team, which is COVID and Renee, who are both listening to Frankie, which I don't know why. But they're like, what do you want to do? I don't know what do you want to do? And so Frankie's the first one to talk. So she's like, okay, well, I don't know what to do. But here's the story I'm going with. There's this rich socialite. And she's supposed to go to a party. And she, it's going to be inside, but she's going to want to go outside too. So there you go. I'm like, great. Day to evening.

You know what I hate on this show is when they are too literal with the story. When people, I always feel like it's, you know, they always say what sort of story does this collection tell? And I feel like that's supposed to be more of an abstract thing. This is a story to tell, that tells a story of like, I think when it's supposed to tell a story of like elegance or a sort of a modern whatever, but I hate when someone gets too literal and like, well, that's how the story of a girl who was at work earlier that day. And then went to a party and was like, I want some hors d'oeuvres.

And then went outside because she saw a guy that she really liked and was like, I'm going to put this scarf on because I'm in Tractor, but then I went back inside. I'm like, no, but then I went back inside. I'm like, no, it's not a literal story. Frankie, it's not an actual story. This girl went to work and she looked really good, but then she spilled a bus draw on her shirt so she had to change.

And then like, at lunch, she went home to change, but then she realized she did it on her whole 30s that she got upset, put on some sweatpants. It's like, what? This girl, like, this guy, he was like working in his office and then like like he got this like weird thing And then like some people try to track them down and then some other people found him like take a pill or take this pill I so I took that pill and learn kung fu like overnight. I'm like Franky. You're talking about the matrix

Yeah, poor Frankie actually that made any anything we just said would have been way more interesting than her story Yeah, her story was like it's a rich lady going to a party that might be outside part of the time. In door outdoor experience. One of those rare, one of those rare evenings where you might go inside and outside. Yeah. I'd say use your own story. I say, look, this is a girl who just got dumped.

She's living in her car, but she's just to go to job interviews in the occasional cocktail party that she sneaks in into at night for free food. Yeah, but she's there in her car. So she doesn't have time. She doesn't have like a real space to change. So she has to wear something that's good for all vibes. Yeah. There you go.

That's better. Oh, but Renee actually would have been better with Garo Sparrows because what? No, no. Jamal was one who made the sleeping bag the comforter top. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Renee, I mean, Renee was in the top last week and almost one and she's the one Who has I think nine kids and her whole story and she basically was like listen?

I've always let my kids express themselves So I want these guys to express themselves. I was like mistake mistake because you know what Franky expressed yourself last week And it was a disaster so you as the mother has to write this ship, you know because covid is crying and Frankie I mean, I got blessed. We've seen what doesn't, we've seen what happens when you don't raise your children. We live in Los Angeles, raise your children. Yeah, okay. Not everyone needs to express themselves. Sometimes you need to express for them. Yeah, Frankie's expressed herself. She's expressed herself in that. If that was my kid, she'd been being a dog great with a ball gag in her mouth.

Okay, you've expressed yourself in that today, young lady. Yeah, it's like the Madonna sequel Maybe go for second place, baby Yeah, express yourself yourself another day when you're not a team with me Not today, please God not today. I don't want to lose because you said today please got not today I don't want to lose because you said. Okay so let's see then neck ruffles team neck ruffles which is just hideous it looks like ear wax it looks like an ear wax sculpture I can't I don't even remember what it looked like I just remember being like it looked like it looked like a plant or a wart under a microscope. Wow.

Wow, that's descriptive. And it's like, it's planter wart chic. Yeah, planter wart chic. It's the look of the future. This is what the fashion is going to look like. Five minutes to five minutes. No, it's planter wart chic. You ever look at the bottom of your foot?

Fashion. So then we get to Sebastian. He's just being bossed around left and right by bangs. Banks and bra. She's like always thinking about herself, making him do everything, bossing everyone around, coming up with shit that she has the idea but she can't execute. So Sebastian has to do it. And he's like, when it comes to working, I'm more of a follower,

but I want my own career. Okay, Tessa. He just keeps working for Tessa. So by the end of it, he doesn't have anything. And then what he does have, Tessa comes over, she's like, no, those waves look like it's warning to a vagina and they're gonna hate this. So redo it.

He's like, what the hell? He's like, okay, yes, ma'am. So then meanwhile, Tessa, I guess is bored. She decides that she's gonna be like a reality show host as she goes, what do you guys? How do you, how do people define the future of fashion? So Hester's like, oh, well, I mean, I think the future is now and in five years, it's gonna be like this

and you just hear Nadia and say, you're spending too much time talking to your hair. Yeah, maybe it's like less talking or working, huh? And what I I'd like to is that I think this is what you were getting to before was that I thought it was gonna be a moment of tension where Hester would be like fuck her but she's like oh yeah you're right sorry sorry sorry yeah I can't stop talking but also like what she was saying was so I think that's why Nadine shut her up too it's like if you're not gonna say something interesting then you should be sewing because I think the future is now and in five years, shut up, Hester. You're brazing enough. Be quiet over there, Hester.

She keeps you know future Chuckie cheese. So let's see, Lila, there's so many twists because Lila looks like she'll be a total bimbo, right? She's like really gorgeous and she's really nice. And it just throws me off. Yeah. But she turns out to be pretty talented. But they're kind of breaking a lot of stereotypes on the show, which I like. But she's like, you know what? Here's how I feel about women. Women like to make a statement when they walk in, but they also like to make a statement as they're leaving. It's like, okay, thanks, leave that.

Yeah, great, great. That's almost as compelling as Frankie's story. Yeah, and then Bishmay, he's listening to her, is like, you know what? I wish I didn't wear such a tight shirt today, so I could take off my jacket. We all understood that pain. We all know it. Yeah. So, now it's the next morning, unless there was something else

that was, it was just sort of like a flurry of, you know, just like, you know, how it is in project right now. Gero's pissed off and test is bossing, you know, the test is being so bossing, fucking out Sebastian, but that's really it. But at the end though, it actually like, you know, to work another twist. Yeah. I totally thought Sebastian was outsees after this one. Yeah, exactly. So the next morning we see COVID's like praying in the corner or singing or doing something. Um, and then they go to the, they go to their work room and Sebastian's just like, he's gonna be selfish today and he's not gonna help his teammates. Meanwhile, fast forward to

like five minutes from now, he's like, by the way, I made you a purse. There's a being my house. Ah, Ronnie, be safe. Be safe. Hey, get B in my house. Ronnie, be safe. Be safe. Hey, get it. Be safe. Be strong. Why is there a B in your house? I'm watching.

I know we said we're gonna talk about TV party. I was walking the dog. I have a, there's a garden outside. There's tons of bees. Oh god. You know, we get stunned. I will cry, okay. You won't get stunned.

Don't do anything rash. Apparently when we were in South by Southwest, we missed like the most amazing butterfly migration in Los Angeles. Whatever. Okay. I'm not gonna be sad about that something I missed. No. I'm like terrifying I'm gonna eat my B. Okay so let's see. So yeah so they start going back over and COVID is prancing around, literally prancing around, okay? I'm not being rude. So he's prancing around and he's like, I feel like so warm in today. Yeah. This is going to be an amazing day. He's like, I'm so inspired by women because they, they're, they're, we're on from there oppressed for no reason.

And I want to create armor for women. I'm like, this is America, we could all use a little armor. Yeah, I'm for this design. And then COVID says something that we, when he says this, we then know immediately that they're going to be in the bottom. He's like, you know what? I had anxiety about today, but you know what? I realized Renee was in the top two and Frankie has mad sewing skills. So what the hell am I worried about? I'm like, the Frankie does not have mad sewing skills. Her dress was literally falling apart as she was talking last week.

She touched it and like straps came out. She has no mad sewing skills. He's so cute. Yeah, he is really cute, but- He's like a clumsy, clumsy, clumsy. God. So now Christian makes another tour. He comes walking through, he's very bird-like, which I enjoy. See, Tom, see! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- I'm nervous guys. Really nervous. Yeah. And he's telling, like, I think it was that the necklace people, was it the necklace

people that their fabric looked old, they looked like old costumes or whatever. He was good. It was starting to get a snarky edge back, shaming them, etc. Well, should we go over to what they ended up making? Yeah, I'm trying to think if there was anything interesting here. Well, basically the Hester, okay, Hester Freaks Act. Because Christians like, no, no, no, I told you know this looks stupid. This tool looks overworked. All your shit looks crazy now.

Yeah, so she's like, okay, I'm going to listen to Christian. And I'm cutting a bunch of this tool, but I need this fabric. And it seems like, dude, you made me not buy the fabric so that you could buy the tool, and now I only have this much fabric. And so Nadine is pissed. She's so pissed, but she ends up giving it to her, you know, not without bitching about it the whole time,

but I don't blame her. I would be, I would be furious, because basically what happened was that when Christian came over to the shoulder horns, which is their Hester's group They're he's like, oh, so what's the story? So here we go another story and Hester's like, um, well, these are three sisters who all inherited a rare Arjunetic trade and that is where they all got their power from it's like What does that mean? What does that mean? And who said they had power just because they had the shoulder horns? Okay, and that's when Christians like well

You pick colors and fabrics that always go to that dated bridesmaid thing and it's like not future And it's not interesting and then Hester's like oh crap This isn't good. I'm like yeah, you're right. It isn't good. He told you he told you have moved Don't do this and now he's telling you again now. You're like oh right, it isn't good. He told you, he told you have moved. Don't do this. And now I was telling you again, now you're like, oh no, this isn't good. Stupid, he's a stupid heaster.

Stupid heaster. Yeah, so now this is when she, that's when she switches to be like, okay, Nadine, I need your fabric. I need your fabric and Nadine's like, no, like I need that fabric. It's like, I need it, I need it. And Nadine's like, well, I don't want the team to tank.

So here, you can take the fabric. Yeah, because at first she's like, oh hell no, no way. But then she, I mean, she ends up giving it to her. Yeah. So then let's see here. The models come in and this is where COVID's like, oh my god, you're a skinnier. This doesn't fit.

No dancing dancing. It's like the opposite of dancing. He's like city city city city. Yeah, it isn't fitting. And then, and then Christian comes by to Hester again. And now Hester has, you know, modified, whatever her disaster, she's modified it with this new material maybe.

And Christian just looks at Hester's and goes, is that thing? Yeah. And Hester goes, I hate this material. I'm like, so now she decides, as you said before, now is when she decides to go heavy back on our tool. This is after she's cut up all of Nadine's material. Nadine's like Fred Ducugo over there, cuts up all my fabric into strips and didn't

use it. And she's like, I guess I'm Freddy Krueger now. And she tries not to cry. Yeah, that's the best part of that. Nadine said that right in front of Hester. It's not like she said that in the confessional. She said it's like, Freddie Krueger over there. Yeah, now would be the time Hester to pull out your lip tattoo that you got with a frowny face on it.

Because she's like, here's another body mod. It has to you in my lips. So when I need to frown, I'm like, I was like, why don't you just frown? I just let it frown. It's more effort to actually put your fingers on your lip and pull it down. Yeah. Also, that's not a body mod either, stupid.

Yeah, that's just like a stupid. I shouldn't call people stupid. That's not nice. That is a nice thing. But no one ever said we were a nice podcast. So, so yeah, so COVID is now crying because his bodice isn't working. And Hester's crying at her sewing machine and Nadine just sitting there she goes, this is irritating. Why? Why am I on this show right now?

She goes, this isn't embarrassing, honestly. Hey, Evan Hester's like, I can't even undo it. It's so ugly. I literally like, I can't't Franky's like oh you so they're crying and they seems like ridiculous in the back shut up Freddie Krueger and get back to work. Freddie Krueger don't cry. This is what happens when you take Freddie Krueger out there in sweater. So the next day Kovid prays to a plant. I don't know how that's going to help him you know maybe there's some miracle growing it or something. I don't know but he prays to a plant. I don't know how that's going to help him. You know, maybe there's some miracle growing it or something. I don't know. But he's praying to a plant.

And then Faro, Garo, I guess, is what I mean by Faro. This chunky, weach, this chunky wheat. This bag of this bag of grain walks and it was like, Hey, did you guys start the challenge without me? Ken, what is happening? This meaty grain says. This is perfectly delightful grain. He's like, I'm excited for the end of this. I've been working with celebrities and high-end people. And if I go home because I've had a babysat, I'm gonna be a really pissed.

He's like, oh, okay. I work for the Taiwanese. Ooh. Congratulations, Carlos, Barra. So the models are in again. And Frankie, now it's time for Frankie to be like, oh, we thought this is gonna be Hester's episode to be terrible, but guess what?

Now Frankie hates her fabric. And she's like, if I wind up in the judge's second time, that's not gonna work. So she decides to redo her skirt, and she's gonna make a pleather skirt, which I feel like a pleather skirt is always like, I mean, like I always say, I'm not a fashion gate, but my instinct says like,

if your emergency goes to his pleather skirt, I feel like that's bad news. It's bad because also COVID's doing that too, because he didn't have time to do any bottoms. And Christians like, you literally have nothing on the bottom, you know, you have to have something on the bottom, right? He's like, oh, make skirt. So he like goes to make a skirt. So now it's like two half-ass

last minutes. Yeah. And Kovito has like lost his like will to live or something. He just is like shell-shocked or something. And so he's like, he's just standing around like, hey, Kovito, you don't have either literally your model has nothing to wear on the bottom half of her body. So he's like, I know. They're like, no, no, you why are you standing there? You have to do something. He's like, okay, like, Kavid, you're like, okay, and then he moves over there, like, move over there. He's like, okay. He cries, or like, stop crying. He's like, okay. Yeah. Meanwhile, Sebastian is decided just to make a handbag for Tessa, just like, okay, I'm just gonna decide just to make a handbag for Tessa. Just like, okay, I'm just gonna cash this.

And it's beautiful. It's like a beautiful and getty spurs. It's gorgeous. Yeah. So now it's like makeup, makeup, runaway time. So now it's time for the runway. Okay, so runway. So Carly comes in.

I don't know how she's judging anything. She's wearing like some a spree underwear with like a see-through turtle neck smock like she's about to get her hair done and bad shoes. I don't know who dressed Carly but this is not working okay yeah she I don't even remember what she was wearing I just know her like her cheshire grin high models or high high-high models so um bestie hair like none of it worked, okay? Yeah. So, now it's run my time. And so, first comes the back scaffolding people who...

Oh God, help me. I don't know. I only wrote, looks good. Okay, who's first? I think the back scaffold. First is Venny. Okay, so he, yeah, they have the back. He made like a tur, it's like a choker collar.

And then just a simple sold, you know, solder lists dressed with like an orange county cut down the center. And then ruffles coming down the boob side, one boob side. I didn't get it. You know, by the way, the back scaffolding people, I think, had the advantage because it was like the least, it felt like it was like the least obtrusive. Like it wasn't like horns that popped up. And on top of that, like, to be able to do a backless dress or to do a series of backless items is like, I think fairly standard.

And it's like innately dramatic. So I feel like they actually had an advantage. Well, this girl, the model, Venny's model actually has shoulder horns of her own because she's got like, she's so skinny, she's got like bones sticking out of her shoulders. Yeah, natural. She could have been on team shoulder horns. Okay.

So next could have been, could have what, speaking of which is shoulder horn. Oh, no, sorry. Now you do the next model. Yes. Is it, is either Liva or Vischemey? I don't know with. You know what happened was I was watching this Friday night and I dozed off at this point and then like I picked it up again the next morning So I I don't start to remember things until

Until shoulder horns which is the next day. Well, he made this is interesting because he made He's the one who has big long kind of roughly type sleeves, like kind of pinata sleeves. And then it looks like a jacket, but it's not, and it has these pointy shoulder horns, which is weird, because he doesn't have shoulder horns. Oh, these people are here. But it's nice. It's like really futuristic.

And then Lila does a really nice thing, where she kind of replicates the wings, but on the front. And it's pretty nice, but I mean, she looks like she has wings coming out the front. And it's pretty so. But I mean, she looks like she has wings coming out the front of I don't know. She looks like a leaf that somebody stepped on. Yeah, but in a pretty way. Yeah. Yeah. Because it that's, you know, that's a pretty look step now. At least it got stepped on. Yeah. Then we have shoulder

horns. I think Hester. Yeah, this is shoulder horns time. So Hester's I think comes out first Hester's model look like she was T. Pied okay I'd look like right before this happened a bunch of teenagers showed up and wrapped her model up into a paper I Think it looks like a demon milk made it looks like the Swiss Miss girl with horns coming out of her It's the weirdest Swiss miss blue. It's even blue and white, kind of like Alice in Wonderland. Swiss miss, whichever you will. Although I do like milk and I don't like Hesta. So I'm confused now. What do I do? Also the thing is that like, you know, none of Hester's like point of view has come through and either of her design so far this season,

right? Like whimsical,imsical fashion whatever her thing is whimsical, whimsical comedy. You know what she made comes up to feel like that's pretty much her. I don't know. It's just it'd be delicious chocolate milk and it's frothy and fun and then it chokes you to death. I just don't know where her her fashion POV had that translate to anything that she's made so far. Yeah, it'll probably transfer into pop. Bert. Okay.

So then we got an A Dine who this could have been pretty, but it didn't turn out very well. Yeah. She used that and it was all bunched. I've seen do it too. She's like, oh, yeah, I didn't realize that was going to show every bad thing. Yeah, I just look sloppy and cheap. Unfortunately, then who let's see?

Garrow have Garrow Sparrow. Sparrow. It's like a regular tight off the shoulder dress. It was like fine. It was forgettable. And he liked his look, which I guess is the most important thing. I'm sure he probably likes all of his looks, though. Yeah, his name is Sparrow.

Yeah. And then when it was himself a rhyming name, I'm sure he's very pleased with whatever he does. And then when the the shoulder horns left the runway, uh, Brandon was like, well, that's certainly was interesting. I'm like, well, there's also shoulder horns there. I mean, like, you can't expect much. Yeah, he hated the blue team, which is so funny, because you, you're going to really have to suck. Yeah, you do worth some of blue team, uh, which is not this next team. This next team does really well.

This is the neck. The neck. The neck. The liner word on your neck. Yeah, this is the necklace one. And so they were all doing that sort of like nude, that nude color, you know, and so they're walking down. Rockins, I don't remember what the first one looked like.

The first one was nice. It was perfectly nice, but rockins or rockon, whatever's name is, his looked like a little culty. It looked like the sort of thing that, like, if you join a cult, you now have to wear this uniform. It was like high-fashable cult. You know? Yeah.

You mean Alpha? No, no, not Alpha. Alpha was on Necruffles. This was... Oh yeah, I'm on Necruffles. Oh no, this was before Necruffles. It was the Neckless thing. And basically yeah, I'm on neck ruffles. Oh, no, this was before neck ruffles It was the neck neckless thing and basically like rock on his was just like this big Formless it looked nice, but it was sort of like a formless

Moo-mu tunic. I don't know what I don't know what you oh, yeah that big tunic thing and it was like head seams running down the front Yeah, it was just like this. Oh, that was that was bad Yeah, it just looked like something that you have to wear when you join a cult. You know, Jamal, or the hospital, you know, like you're about to get surgery. It's like hospital gown cult. Yeah, cult. It's a cult hospital. It's like someone was in the hospital, joined a cult, and then went to a cocktail party. Mm-hmm. Yeah. See, even that's better than stupid Frankie story. Yeah, and maybe she even went outside and then came back inside.

Okay, who do you have next? Well, Jamal, and then by the way, this is the same group that where Jamal had his, this was the big duvet jacket thing where he basically wrapped a duvet around his mouth. Yeah, this was like a big, which you know is funny because I saw posted from Fashion Week this year. Someone actually did that. It's like a bed. It looks like a bed.

It's like a confiders jacket and then the collar piece thing is big pillows, which I mean, I wear my bed all day. So I don't know why someone else is. I liked the, I liked the I like the volume in the size and the look of it it looked like a little shoddy there were definitely like little strings coming out and I liked the volume but the same time I was like it does sort of look like she's just wearing a duvet but I I still appreciate it I thought it was a pretty cool thing I

thought it was fucking terrible and then the shoe covers he like oh the shoes over the shoes to cover the shoes he was a pretty cool thing. I thought it was fucking terrible. And then the shoe covers he like oh The shoe covers over the shoes to cover the shoes. He was a mess Yeah, the shoe covers were He knew it the shoe cover she looked like she'd like literally had just like stepped through a Drum or something and like it had wrapped around her feet and you know, it just that looked bad Yeah, so now we go on to neck ruffles, which is test his team And so aFA comes out. I really liked AFA's jacket.

He had going on with it. Like I liked AFA's look. I couldn't tell what it was, because it's just white kind of Capri-like pants with a summer top, like a Strabby top. And then this jacket that kind of swoops around. Yeah. Almost like you're swooping on a cape, which looked really cool, but I don't think it comes off.

I think when it's not that, it just hangs off of you like a train. Oh, maybe just kind of neat Well, he likes trains. He did a huge train last week There you go. Yeah Someone with a fear of flying. Okay, so then we get Tessa who's just an off-the-shoulder sweater. I didn't get it. Yeah, it was I thought it was nice But it was just I thought it was like solid. I don't think it was amazing But that was it looked good especially compared to you know, shoulder horns Especially compared to a hester

It was good and then he had subashions which subashions is really cool It was like all these sort of like vertical panels It's sort of looked like a streamer, but I say that with no shade I say that in a totally positive way it was like the really like one of those wind chimes those kind of new looking wind chimes it Yeah, or those things where it's like two pieces of two pieces of cardboard And then you can expand them and then there's like streamer material in between them that like that That's actually the me I put an air filter. So yeah, there's yeah But in a pretty way in a pretty air filter like you know, these are just description. They're not leading

Rejectment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like backing filter. Yeah, exactly. That's better Okay, so then we go over the team terrible terrible team. Oh my god. This is you know Frankie so Frankie's comes down and after all that talk about Don't Curve the Chest Feathers, Frankie's lady is wearing that leather skirt but the issue is that she has this weird blazer thing that like covers up almost all the chest feathers and on top of that there's like a vertical stripe that goes right down the middle. So that's like it's like a totally stripe that goes right down the middle. So that's like, it's like a totally unnecessary feature.

It's like, you're putting unnecessary things in the field of vision where those chest feathers are supposed to be. It was just made no sense. Yeah, it really doesn't. And then she has like a line, a fabric coming down the cleave. Yeah, that's really bad. Really, really bad.

And then the skirt doesn't even fit. It looks terrible. But then, even worse, COVID. Oh my god. This thing. Oh, it's terrible. It's like a gold baby doll dress. It looks really bad. It looks like it was stapled together. It was just hideous. Yeah, poor thing. And then Renee, who, you know, we're expecting more from because she was in the top last time, but this is really bad, too. It's just like tight white pants and then a little boost, T.A.T. but hers is cut lower than Frankie's was, than Frankie's was. And it's the same kind of thing like an off the shoulder. Although now that I look at these, I guess this is kind of a hard one to get. Like what are you gonna do, center down topless?

Well, but the thing is this though, so it related something really strange. She put her model in some sort of like black sweater thing that like it was like this one big sort of like tube of fabric or something that goes behind the back. So when you put your arms in it, your arms are held behind your back. So it's almost like a straight jacket. So it's like totally not functional. And everyone was like, and Brandon's like, I hope she doesn't have to blow her nose. And I was like, it's true. If she wants

to lift her forearms a centimeter, she can't. Yeah. Yeah, pretty bad. So what a way to end that. So then we get to judging and, um, Necro Harley's like, what an experience. I don't think we've ever seen this so like that guys have we? Like, even your two episodes, Carly. I know.

It's a brand new season of top chef. Can't use it. I mean, project runway. It's like, shut up, Carly. It's not top chef. She's like, welcome back to American Idol. New season guys. Shut up, Carly.

We're done mad at her for our mistakes. Shut up, Carly. So, Neck Ruffles and Backgills are on the top. And the winning team is Neck Ruffles, which was the one that had, that was Tess's team. And I think they deserved to win, but God, it made me so mad because Tess is just like, her face.

It was like, ugh. Yeah. Okay, so they win. And then Carly, let's see. So they keep the winning in the losing team. On the losing team is of course chess feathers. Team Frankie, COVID and René. Yeah, I'll be.

Yeah. So let's see. Carly's like, who took the lead? And test is like me, I can be a little bossy. I'm like, how about you get a little soy? How about that, Miss? How about you throw your broad shirt into the fire? How about that?

Yeah, how about you put on a fake rain parka over your fake bikini? Yeah, okay, lady. How about you show your own things instead of having Sebastian do it? Yeah, so, yeah, so Elaine is like, oh, there's no such thing as a bossy woman, just a bossy woman.

Okay, that said, you're just the worst out of this. I've got to say. I love that Elaine's so bitchy because she looks like she's going to be so nice. She's always got a big smile on her face and she's like a total bitch ass. I love it. Yeah. And the Nina's like, I love the skirt. The way he's done is very organic. Ooh. And Tessa's like, well, I designed it to be honest. Sebastian made it. I mean, he also made this bag in 30 minutes.

So there's another twist, because she's not just an ultimate villain. She's like actually giving someone credit, which really bugs me. Yeah, not even Nina can believe it. She's like, crazy, crazy. And then they start talking about Rafa's pants. Carly's like love pants. And Nina's like the piping on the pant, the cot, the pant is a perfection.

I love the pant. I love the cut. The buttons are driving me mad, I love the pant. Horr, the fact of time. But when I grew up in a small town in South America, I was like, I hope to someday go to the big city and see a pant like this that I could love and I love this pant. He's very Nina today. So then, Carly's like, oh my God, did you even do wool covers on your shoes?

And he's like, yeah. And Brandon's like, oh my God, I have to give you a hands up, hands up, hands up, which means high five to everybody else., hands up, hands up. Which means high five to everybody else, but he's like, hands up. Now that is how to cover a shoe. I'm gonna give you a bit of a bitchie, look to the camera, cause they're all watching for that.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Their mom's like, like that, and everyone's like, he just say that you're right. He's like, yeah, we love you. We'll just show you a bit. That was great, I love that moment. And then Elaine, so, years were Elaine sort of

is annoying me because lanes like, you know what, Sebastian? This may be my favorite dress of the season so far. I'm like, bitch, it is two episodes old. What are you talking about? Speaking Carly, one of pretend like they've been here for 90 years. You know, she's like Haberdashery. No, man, that is Tim Gunn. you back down. So, mean, I was like, this fabric looks like it's hanging off of her flesh, like it is flesh hanging off. It's like that sounds disgusting, but I see what you mean. Sebastian's is really good.

Well, also, she is wearing a fabric over her flesh that is directly hanging off of her flesh. That's pretty. Yeah, I'm glad I just realized the way Dress's work, it's fabric on your body, that hangs, and I love the hang. I love this. It's almost like she got up today and put on address. Well, thanks, Nina. This is good. So Sebastian pays Tessa back. He's like, yes, I did it, but it's because Tessa is such a good leader. I'm like, okay, that's enough. You did this yourself. Yeah. So then, Carly's like, all right, let's talk about the sucky ones.

Yeah. Yeah, Renee goes, oh, yeah. Well, Frankie came up with this idea of a wealthy woman, but we're basically an organizing chaotic and we know it sucks. So anything else? Yeah. We've got Nike to come, but let's get to it, okay? Who are we kicking off today?

Who's grounded? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so they're basically like, this does not feel futuristic at all, the clothes feel old. That's what Brand new was saying and Nina's like this is one of the most exciting conceptual challenges where you get to decide a sneak peak at the future and you're giving me a woman that is rich and wants to go out to a club I don't love that so then Carly's like Renee you're it looks like a straight jacket.

She's like, Renee's just beat down. She's just like, whatever, just say whatever. I don't even care anymore. Yeah. So then Carly, Nina goes, she has wings and you clit the wings. And Carly's like, oh, that was good. Like you're all fading your tether on the back. They're like, have to do things that they say.

Wow. What a great, what a great what a great use what great metaphor a very simple metaphor to use about wings So I think they're also proud of they're also proud of Nina for like really bringing up the bitchiness now the course is gone Well, my best need my favorite of Nina moment was that when they get to covee covee starts to cry He's like oh, and he goes I'm sorry. Please don't know. There's no need to cry. He's like, ooh, and he goes, I'm sorry, please don't, no, there's no need to cry. There's no need to cry. There's no crying in fashion. And he's like, but I wanted to show you

without his capable of. And Brandon's like, it's clear to me, this isn't your best work and it's not your best. So go ahead, just tell us what would be your best. Get us your sub story. Yeah, go ahead. Well, you know, growing up in my grandmother and my mother,

it took care of me, and you know, I would sit with women in kindergarten and people would make fun of me. And you know, the women in the women, they're like, okay, enough, enough. We're all gay here, we're all band through it. Brabbing goes, um, yeah. Guess what? This industry is like that kindergarten room.

Okay, sorry, that's just how it is. Looks like, yeah. Nina's like, they went just how it is. I was like, yeah. Nina's like, they went out to drinks afterwards and we're like, I will not have any more crying Nina. I'm not, I cannot take that. She's like, I know, kind of you, but leave it. So this is a give me your lunch money. So they're like, stop crying and he's like,

and he stops immediately. Like he's very easily bossed around. So he totally stops crying. And then we move on to Frankie. So only it's like Frankie, this is your second chance we've given you. And here you are in the bottom again. OK.

It's just like, you know, we sent someone home last week who did head to toe basic black. And then you just give us the same thing. So, bye. Yeah. Take off the jackets. So then they check it out and Brandon's like, um, yeah, in life and in fashion,

you don't get as many minutes as you've had to explain yourself, okay? Yeah. You need to get the look and you get the fit or you don't. And that's all that matters, okay? Kindergarten, Cove Kobe, everyone understand me. Yeah, because Frankie, when she takes the jacket off, she's like, you know, this is just, I just made a boostier that I've like made a million times before.

I just didn't have enough time to fit it. I'm like, Frankie, if you've made it a million times before, why did you not have time to fit it? Like, shouldn't you've been able to whip it up? Like that, like you ran out of time thing, you can't do that two weeks in a row. You can't do that two weeks in a row you can't yeah yeah so uh Brandon's like I'm gonna need medication by the time the season's off yeah exactly so of course co-covid and like Frankie are crying backstage and they're both like he's like I don't want

you to go home and she's like I don't want you to go home either I don't want you to go home I don't want you to go home I don't want you to go home and Renee is just staring at them like you fucking assholes. You want me to go home, don't you? What am I chopped liver? Yeah, they're still at the point in the show where everybody is just cow towering to the cryers. It's like oh, they're crying That's how I got no fuck that stop it enough is enough, you know, man up already both of you. Yeah, so then um enough is enough, you know, man up already, both of you. So then we see the judges go give their close-up looks, it's just really funny just because you get to hear more Nina. They're looking at sub-assions, which they all agree is amazing. But then Carly's like, I was sure Sebastian was the winner, but now that I look up close, I'm not sure.

Now that I look up close, I'm not sure! Yeah, Nina loves Arthur's pants, the tailoring, the tailoring, of this pant is incredible! A pocket! The pants, the zipper! She loves the pant, with the zipper. And then when it gets to Tessa's, Nina's like, I think there's a little bit of a proportion issue. And then they scrunch up the sleeves. And then you go, oh, so much better. So much, we need a little help there. There we go.

Now you could carry your bag. You can be fashionable. You can go to a party. So then we move on to the worst. And we see Renee's and Carly's like, I'm shocked. I mean, she was so good last week. This is like the resale section of the poor people store and Brandon's like, where would you buy that?

What poor person store would you buy that? I mean, it sucks even for poor people. And Elaine's like Halloween store, okay? And Nina goes, yeah, Halloween. She and Nina goes yeah Halloween. She went from zero No, she went from hero to zero and Carly's like good one I was the best one all season me Wow, she is so good with her zingers. Wow. That's the way the cookie crumbles. Wow Nina. She's like a genius so then

It's a little bit like this is the worst. This is bad bride's and he goes there's no fixing it Squatsy got to sleep on this one Brandi goes the exits are here and here and you could go. You could go. Yeah. It's all furious. So basically, they bring them back on stage and they really let them have it in this one. I was like, they let Elaine do it, which is so funny. Well, first, the winner's Sebastian. And he's like, for Favore Necesito Leche, which whatever,

very nice whatever she said. That really is an email. Yeah. And he's like, oh, thank you. You really showed us the future. Yeah. And then Brandon's. Oh, who says Elaine does hers, right? Elaine's like, Frankie, the thing we were most excited about was your POV to dress real women.

And what we've seen are close that do not celebrate a woman's body. Time's up, girl. Bye. Yeah. Get out. And Frankie's like, okay. Yeah. So Frankie, of course, is that Frankie and Kovie start crying in each other's arms.

And then of course, LaBamba plays again. That's, I think, the new thing that they're gonna play of LaBamba when people get eliminated And then they go backstage and it's At some point Frank is like my design spirit has been defeated. I'm like shut up. Okay Like your design spirit is fine. Okay, you know, I think Kobe goes back and he's like So I did you get kicked off to me like no So, I did you get kicked off and he's like, no. No, no. They all hugged him.

I was like, oh, yeah, you see. I'm so jammed up next week. So that's it for that. You want to check in with some real housewives of it. My turn? Yeah, let's check in with it. The big scandal on this week's Atlanta was that basically, they're basically like Eva's bridesmaids

turned on her at the wedding. And now they have gone straight to Marlo to talk shit about her. Yes, her best friend, Shamita went to Marlo and started telling her all this shit. Like she doesn't pay her bills. Okay, so Marlo of course, calls Mimi and Tanya. I don't know why Tanya,

but she brings Mimi and Tanya over. And she's like listen I'm gonna tell you what happened and they're not really believing her because Marla is such a mess You know she's like no seriously. Let's call her right now on my phone So they get her on speaker phone and she means it's like oh, yeah She doesn't even live in that house. It's owned by someone else and she doesn't even have a car She's you know her that's a rental or something. Yeah, yeah, because Marlow was saying, like, yeah,

they're renting, they have to get out ASAP and the streets are saying her car is a CPA number. I'm like, is there a car in the accountant? I don't understand what that means. A CPA number. Yeah, I don't know what she was trying to get at. If that was like a car you buy at auction, you know, like a reposite car.

I don't know what she was talking about, but. So, you have to say, Marlow has really crazy Marchini glasses. She serves Nina. I mean, she serves Nina Garcia. No, she serves a Neenie and Tanya, and he's Marchini's, and these glasses had stems that were like two feet tall.

So bizarre. And of course, by the way, also Tanya got got their last and when she sees Neenie she's like So guess when then they try and drag her down into the mud with them Yeah, and so by the way and guess what Marla decides that she says that they should do She's like you guys we should send a pizza to her address to see if it's real. I'm like, wow, you are really that's really a threat. This is already stealing from Potomac, the real estate intrigue, but now that you're going to send a pizza, I mean, this is full on full on the

atomic. That's a bad sign for this season. Although this episode I did find kind of I think it's actually pretty funny. I love when this cast gets messy because no one gets messier than these people. I mean, this is terrible. Yeah. Okay, especially because, okay, we'll get to that later. So Eva, here's somehow, you know that some producer told her that Marlow was doing this or she just knew that Shambita was going around talking shit all over the house. So she calls Candy to have lunch to like do some candy called it later. She's like, I was wondering why she called me to lunch. She was doing damage control because she knew that shit was going around.

So that's what she was doing. And she's explaining it in the best way. She's like, yeah, things didn't go well. Now people are talking bad about me. And you know, it's just a shame that my bridesmaids couldn't be there for me. Yeah. But doesn't really mention what she did and just from watching her we know that she's been a fucking monster right?

Yeah, she has clearly and by the way she need to apparently choke to the wedding planner which I'm like why are we not getting to see this? This is already way more interesting than half the stuff we've been watching on this show. Well it's interesting is that we saw that because they showed a clip of it. So they had it taped where Shemita's going crazy over the wedding planner and like bitching about her and stuff. So I guess they just cut out the drama. I think Shemita was like doing an audition tape

and they didn't want to give too much or something. Or something. So Eva has this whole story that they're moving from their one rental to another because they want to buy a house and they want to do get a turnkey house. But it's actually more cost effective to get a house that needs renovations. So right now they're going to move to a different rental and then they're going to get a they're going to buy a house to renovate.

And on top of that, her quote unquote donor, that's what she calls Kevin McCall, her ex. He's apparently been stalking her and so they've been like had to they've had to move five times because of him so candy the entire time is like she's like something's fishy there. Yeah, so. So over at Marlos, Marlos dropped all this stuff and now she needs to have dropped all of this stuff. So Neenie's like, I'm going to be the one to tell her. Yeah. She's closest with me.

I said, Oh, because you dain't to show up to her wedding last week and barely monster, tried to take all the attention away from it And then gave like a two-line speech after all this time. Yeah, whatever you need that was her way of saying I want to be the one to have the scene where I tell her so meanwhile Meanwhile also we should mention there was a scene where Nini and Greg sit down and he's like She's basically like you've been really really grouchy and Greg's like well, you know this whole thing It's been really hard on both of us, you know mainly me because I've got cancer and you have a boutique that I guess is giving you some issues but I've got like I said before cancer anyway

and Nini's like oh well do you realize what I go through do you realize what I go through like Nini this is just not an argument Yeah, because I know that she's going through, I don't take that away, but like, this is not a good look. Yeah, because she sat him down and was doing the Neenie talk quiet voice, where she's going to try and look good on camera. And she tells us she's like, I would leave him, but I know that everybody's just going to call me a bad person for leaving him while he has cancer. It was like, yeah, Neenie.

There was also a scene where it would be a bad person if you left him when he has cancer. Yeah, there were two other scenes of no, which is that candy is and Todd have decided to go through with their surrogates. They're gonna have another child, even though Riley doesn't want another sibling, but what else is new? Riley never wants siblings. And then- Well, she is the one who has to take care of them. You know, it's easy to say you want more kids when you're never home And you just make your fucking daughter raise your kids. I mean, I'm sure that that is easier for you guys I say I say that Riley does have a say in this I'm standing for you Well, if Riley doesn't want to take her off the kids, Riley should do something else with her life

Rather than sit on the house. Yeah, she will soon because she's about to move. I'm sure cuz she's of age now she is of age she looks gorgeous also by the way so then also Pursha she's gonna be throwing a stupid gender reveal party and so she meets up with like someone who like like our party planner for this who I it's like is this party being planned by Papa Johns like I did not know what was going on with you. I wrote down Sonic. Like, what are those uniforms? It's like, that boy is auto parts or something. Weirdest uniform.

Yeah, so Portia is gonna do like a carnival circus theme, gender reveal party, which sounds like a nightmare. And they're gonna have like, jugglers and clowns. And Portia's like, in peppers, we need peppers, which in the gay community is like, it's a very different thing, very, very different. Very different. And Dennis looks so pissed because porches like,

okay, we want circus scene, I want a fair, it's me all in horses, a swimming pool, sky gliders, and he's eating the popcorn from the popcorn machine. Like here I am paying for this shit She goes, well, just add up everything we just said and tell him how much. It's like, oh, yeah, it's like, add it up, add it up. Yeah, I think. So he tries to say it in nice ways. Like, whoa, we haven't signed that pre-knop yet.

And she's like, okay, well, then sign the pre-knop, bring on the pre-knop. And now she's at least finally saying, well, I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.

I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not tries to say in a nice way like whoa we haven't signed that pre-knife yet and she's like Okay, well then stand the pre-knife bring on the pre-knife and now she's at least finally saying why I have stuff to so I don't want him to get my stuff either Yeah, I'm here. I needed to hear that as a Porsche fan Yeah, they they then have like sort of a long conversation about pre-knops and moving in the city versus not the city Which is it's ultimately like not a very interesting conversation, it makes me wonder, you know, I'm constantly wondering why Real Housewives of New York just is so much better

than all the other Real Housewives. And I think part of it is that we don't have to sit through too many dull conversations with like dull husbands and boyfriends, you know, and domestic sort of. You've already heard this a million times. Yeah, like, like we don't have to sit through these dull, domestic conversations about child rearing or going to the hospital or pre-nubs or moving or whatever.

Like, when they talk, they're talking about, like, they're just talking about each other or they're talking about, like, outlandish things, like starting a cabaret showaret show or well learning how to swim is not outlandish but like for some reason with Ramona it's just like hilarious you know. Yeah well this one Portia just keeps she's Portia and Dennis I don't know we're gonna be a very good couple because they just don't listen to each other and then they just keep pushing the conversation off to another day like we've already had this fight. Portia said you're gonna move to my area and you're gonna give up this life.

And he's like, okay, finally she gets him to agree to that. And now he's like, well, we'll do that for a while, but then we're gonna find a place in the city. She's like, no, no. And now they're finding, it's like the same thing and they're not listening to each other. So they're like, well, let's just blow a hundred gram

on a party and we'll think about them later. We'll think about them later. We'll think about them later. So now we go to the big thing, which is the O.L.G. 2, O.L.G. the sequel, opening party, whatever. So we see Candy all her answer there, weans there, the whole gang. So everyone was, everyone shows up and Eva's there. And of course, Tanya is like, oh, look at you, look at that honeymoon glow. I thought you were studying before, but now you're looking at more gorgeous. I love them. The guys telling the outs that they have to do a cooking demonstration. Bertha is so pissed. She's just like, she's giving

a maturity look the whole time. It's like we can pay for this. So then, yeah. So they all start getting together and all the girls are being like, hi, hi, hi, hi, I'm being like really, really nice, but we know what's about to happen, right? Because this is a setup and, you know, Neenie comes in two hours later, whatever, as usual. And Marlo comes in even after that. So Tanya has time where she can pull Eva's side. So she does. She's like, I have to talk to you. I'm gonna do the baby. Fuck you, I'm gonna go out and out.

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and you read to the host, and you know, I'm sorry. I have to practice to you, I'm sorry. And she's like, well, I did rent a house because my, you know, she starts freaking out, basically, because they're giving up her protective order stuff and she's not liking that. So she's like, okay, thanks for telling me, bye, I'm leaving.

And the producer tells her, she's leaving. I'm so sorry. Because they knew that this was one of her things. She's like, I have a stalker. He can't know where I'm leaving. I'm going to be shooting in a place that I'm not really living whatever. And so they let all this happen on camera because their housewives producers and they're shady as fuck. And that's what they're paid to do. Right. Yeah. So, so Eva drives off in a hop she's all mad and I wrote down on my notes I was like oh Neenie's gonna be mad that she didn't get to have that scene and sure enough Neenie comes in and Tony

is like oh well I told Eva what happened and Neenie's like first of all where are you telling Eva anything that was not your place to tell it she's more concerned about like she's less concerned about how Eva's feeling and more concerned about that Tanya said it. She's just like, how good friends are you guys? I'm like, well, last time I checked, Eva and Tanya did, theoretically, you know, host a trip to Japan.

So I think they're pretty good friends. Yeah, I mean, he's like, hey, I'm good friends. That was my time. And the more I was like, what would you tell her? So they're mad that Tating could confront Eva on camera about this, which is they're such gross They're gross fucking vultures, you know, and I don't care what Neenie's going through at this point She's an asshole Neenie is an asshole. She always has been and she always will be get rid of her

And also, Tonya is like, Tonya is basically like, she's, I forget the word you said, but it like They know they blood in the water or something. They smell blood in the in the water because time is like I'm sorry if I jump to go on I'm sorry and then we find out that Cynthia is the one yesterday who told Tanya Oh, well, you know, child if you've heard this information you probably should tell you should probably should tell Eva and so now Tanya's done this At Cynthia's like with Cynthia's encouragement and now Neenie and Marla are going, coming down on Tanya and Cynthia's just sitting there quietly, like, yeah. The typical Cynthia says nothing.

But that's also typical Tanya to be like, oh my God, I have something to say about someone. I'm gonna go to lunch with someone else to see if I should tell that person what somebody said about them. Oh, God. It's like that girl and like, she would be played by Brittany Murphy

if this was clueless, you know what I mean? She's kind of like that. Yeah, I'm actually really R.A.P. Brick and Murphy. So, um, yeah, I just thought about Brittany Murphy being dead. Thanks, Ben. Yeah, you're welcome. You're going to brought her up. You brought her up. Well, it's like that. She's like that character and clueless. Yeah. You have a, you have a very gin. So Nina, I'm Nina. I can now keep her on your Nina now. I'm, I love the pant. I love the house fraud. I love the bad credit.

Um, so Nina calls Eva and she basically gets Eva to, you know, come back so that they kind of a conversation off camera with no mics. And in the meantime right which mean he goes over there wearing her mind and the camera hides behind a car I mean these people aka fully on camera and with a mic so yeah and meanwhile Tanya is just at the table saying even doesn't live in the house she said she said she has this house and that house and this house and that house Just fully just Canadian accenting out You're gonna is there and you have on it just goes fraud. I didn't notice this until someone posted it on our Twitter So thank you for posting this hot person. You're very hot person on Twitter. He posted this

He posted this thing and it was her caption. It's Yvonne says under that bitch from Clark. That's funny. So Nini is still trying to convince even to come back and she's like, listen, you're it's a safe place. We all have your back. No one is talking shit about you. And then it cuts tomorrow going, she's a full fledge lesbian L.A. She has girlfriends and then it comes back to me and she's like no no I'm totally here from you I just want you to defend yourself and then her husband is there and he's like

I don't think you guys understand what's going on like we have to like go house to house with aliases because this motherfucker and then Eva tells us uh yeah one time she went on our balcony and he's just standing there in the dark you know it's fucking creepy. Yeah. So I'll also I like that. She's pissed and Marlos like glad you're back. Curse you left. By the way and before Nini went out to have that conversation to parking lot. Nini tells the group, she goes, I have to go. And everyone goes, no. And then he goes outside. I have to go outside.

And Tommy goes, yes. She's like so excited. She's saying, she's saying. And she looks gorgeous. I just love how excited Tommy is by anything. Yeah. She feels like, oh, play the game. So then Marlos, like, Oh, it's late again. So then Marla is like, yeah, glad you're back.

Her too left. And even it's like, let's just talk about this elephant. So I'm talking about elephant. So she basically tells them the story that she told us. This girl turned on her at the wedding and she has a protective order for safety. And this guy is following her around, stalking her and she's scared for her children and that's why she's not going to be honest about where she lives. And then Marla goes to Neenie. She goes to Cynthia, right? She's like, she's lying Cynthia. Oh, no,

candy. She goes, she's lying. You know she is. What the fuck do you care, Marla? What is your life? What is your life other than having five foot tall martini glasses? You give nothing to this fucking show. You won't even be honest with who you're dating or what kind of how you are or your price sheet. Shut up, Marlow. You give nothing to the show except tearing down other people. Fuck you and fuck your friend, Eany too. Get out. But no, I'm like, wait, no, but I also feel like Marlow is the only one trying to make an entertaining show this season, so she can stay in my mind. With other people's sit. Yeah. You know, she's making stuff with other people sit.

She's not doing anything entertaining on her own. Well, because no one else is offering anything up worthwhile to be entertaining. So she's got to find it somewhere. Hey, it's improvement over last season when she started to shoot about a, a floor mat, you know, she's terrible. She's fucking terrible human being. Which she is, but, you know know I still appreciate her being there also Shemari Shemari was also there. She's actually a full fledged house. That's why I've had she still is not really contributed anything

And yet I'm like you're more and more for some reason and she's just funny She's like she's just sitting there talking about the wedding and she talked they were talking about her at the wedding And she's like listen I had a three drink minimum. They're like, don't you mean maximum? She's like, yes, maximum. So then Marla tells us, oh, she's lying. She's been posting on Insta. We know what her appearance is.

She's going to be at, she's always saying where she is. So that guy's not talking you anymore, baby. It's over now. It's like, oh, shut. Shut up, Marlo. I've said my piece, so I'll let it stand. So next week is the season finale. And I let out an audible gasp when I saw that Kenya Moore was gonna be back, because I didn't think we'd see her again

the season. So I saw Kenya Moore, and I let out a gasp of excitement. I'm not gonna lie people. I guess. I think next week we should move project runways. Yes. Even on this day, but to the shorter one of project runway. Yeah. And just do a full real hot. Because I'm going to go off next week. Nini is okay. Yeah. I'm already on the weekend. I'm going to say this. The Eva is finally realizing what a snake in Nini is. And she's like, okay.

You know, I wouldn't expect Mar-a-lo to be anything other than trash, but for Neely to be sitting there talking about this and not even warning me that this is coming as bullshit, right? Yeah. So then we see the clip for next week and we find out there is a Neely is not talking to anybody anymore as because they think that they she was set up by having Kenya there and no one told her that you just did that to your friend right now, two day, Neely. You didn't write in today's episode. Wait, what do you mean? She didn't tell she didn't tell Eva that she was being ambushed. Yeah, well, that's a thing also

I mean, Mimi is such a narcissist. We always see in the previews for next week Is that Cynthia has a party and she invites Kenya and Cynthia doesn't like that Kenya's there and that Cynthia didn't Kenya and Cynthia doesn't like that Kenya's there and that Cynthia didn't Neenie doesn't like that Kenya's there and that Cynthia didn't give her heads up and we see Neenie saying This could be the end of our friendship. I'm like you are so petty That you're gonna let that end of friendship. I can imagine being annoyed for sure Be like oh, you should've told me or whatever, but you're gonna like end of friendship over that Because someone didn't ding to tell you, get out of here, Neenie. You know, ever since you've been back, Atlanta has like, has fallen apart, okay? And you're the problem here, so get out. Yeah, get out. Sick of you. You

suck. Fuckin' get out and go to your next show that's gonna be canceled in five minutes. Get out. Yeah. no, I don't like this. She's, I don't know, like it was funny because there were parts of this season where I felt like Old Nini was there and I was like, oh my God, I love Nini again. I'm back on Nini. But like she is just like, she just,

she just thinks her shit is too important. And it's just not. It's not her. Yeah. All right, well let's finish this up. Let's wrap this up. Everybody, thank you so, so much for being with us today. We will be back tomorrow with some Vanderpump rules.

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