Watch What Crappens - ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and create a set of two looks for a luxury space hotel: one a jumpsuit, the other a cocktail dress for happy hour. Intergalactic fantasy tourism... but make it fashion. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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But Mary Demetit medicine was fun. I mean, they went and helped. They had a clinic. Okay, this I watched the first half people out on their trip. And then the second half of the trip, what I mean, the second half of the episode was quad talking about her divorce again, pretending she doesn't know how to sign divorce papers. So what name should I use? It's like it's written under the name that you're supposed to sign, Cron. And then Jackie and Curtis, you know, Jackie's not giving enough attention to Curtis. So it was a good week to skip, I thought, what do you think, Ben? I mean, I only got a chance to watch the first half of it.

I didn't finish the episode because we basically landed from Philadelphia and had to go right into watching all these shows and taking notes, etc. And yeah, it was like, it was a clinic. I actually always like when they do their doctor stuff, I appreciate that quite a bit. I think it's really cool to see them being doctors. And then it was like, well, it's a couples trip and now we're going to be playing some games on the beach. We're going to be shaking ping pong balls out of bags. And I was like, it's time to officially retire the couple's trip as a concept. Let's just have normal trips,

like these games, these questions, like I really don't care about their their marriages anymore. I really don't like I care more about how they relate to each other, but as as like a group of women, but I don't care about the marriages. I don't care about their couple dilemmas. I think that like it's time to retire at it's over. It's played out. It's boring. Well, it was a good one to skip. And instead we get project runway. What? Yes. God, I love this show. I love the new version of it. I'm shocked that I love the newer version of it because I thought the cant do this without him gun. I mean, of course, they can do it without Heidi, but I don't need them to do without

and I don't need them to do without Michael Cours, you know, but I guess you left a long time ago. But anyway, love it. Well, it's good because Christian is now settled in and he is like really found his project runway mentor voice, which is basically just like bitching at everyone and making fun of them to their faces, which I think is great. I love that. Carly is a little bit more relaxed as relaxed as like a giant prank mantis can be. And the judges are fun. You know, I like the show too. And I think they've also made some tweet. I last season, I actually had some issues with their production

design. I hated the work room with all the exposed beams and felt very like Instagrammy and now the workroom feels more like a workroom, even though it has big glass windows, it's not as impressive as the original, but it's still good. I like the lighting that they've done for the runway. They've made some production things that I change as tweaks that I like and I think we'll move the show in the right direction. Yeah, I just love it. I love seeing hard posing Carly back. Kristen Serion, I was just straight up bitch this time, which is great hilarious. So let's get into it. It's a lot of the characters to go through here.

So let's get into it. My notes are sort of like messy. I really should be what I really should have done is like pulled up everyone's faces and names to have in my laptop here while we recap because I can't remember them but I didn't do that so there's gonna be a lot of like weird things like like lady from Moldova you know I'll just be like Moldova said this you know but we're just gonna make our way through a lot of people a lot of things happening so it starts off at well first of course it starts off with like oh look there's

dress forms in the wild. Hey look, there's a dress form on the street. There's a dress form by the water. And there's a dress form where you wouldn't expect a dress form. And it gets what else there is an aeroplane. So it's an airport kind of episode. So they're JFK and they're in the TWA lounge of the JFK. Well, the TWA terminal, which is actually landmarked and has now been turned into a hotel. So

they're doing it. It's an icon from the jet age of like the mid century, you know, jet, jet setting times of like madman, et cetera. Okay, and so Carly comes out and hard poses. She comes with Christian and they're on the balcony. She's like, Hi designers. And no one listens to her because they're downstairs saying things to each other. Like, oh my God, I love your glasses.

Those are like my favorite things. I'm from North of Moldova, even a small village. That's what I am. Yeah, and she's like, okay, I'm gonna pose harder. I just sign her. It's like, oh my God, it's a praying mantis. And so they all start cheering for her and Christian's like, oh my God, they're not having it.

So they come downstairs and they meet up with everyone and Christian's like, They all start cheering for her and Christians like oh my god, they're not having it So they come downstairs and they meet up with everyone and Christians like your first challenge starts now And so they start talking about how like this is the QWA terminal It's been turned into a hotel, but it was really built in 1962 and five years before that Someone built a machine and five years before that someone said I want to build a machine and then later on build a hotel well to celebrate those three things we decided to cook an egg which was cooked in a pan. Pan is like pan-amp also another plane and we decided space age. I was like okay all right. Yeah really, they really jumped to that one. They're like, here's an airport.

Now let's celebrate space travel. Yeah, wait a minute. They're like, space travel started 10 years before that. I was like, okay, short. Okay. So, and Carly is like, who would have thought that by 2019, we'd have space tourism. Okay, I mean, you need some some money you need some money for that. He's like so many people have used space age as an inspiration

me Me I've used it as well other fans other really huge fashion designers like me. It's like okay, Kristen He's like and also Alexander McQueen. He's basically a nobody. Yeah, so basically they're gonna like put everyone into teams of two for this first challenge and they have to come up with like a space age thing. And basically the challenge is, it's kind of like a very aggressive first challenge.

I thought it would be a challenge like tell us something about yourself but instead it's like make two complimentary looks for a hotel in space. The first one has to be a jumpsuit for when you're like walking around in space and then the second one has to be a happy hour look for when you're done walking around in space. I was like what challenges this. I support it as bonkers. I know why you're walking around around in space. I was like, what challenges this? I support it, but bonkers. I know, and while you're walking around, is it supposed to be like a space suit jumpsuit? Like why does it have to be a jumpsuit?

It's so weird. It's like, in space, they only wear jumpsuits. It's like, okay. So we're in a building. The building was built in 1962, and 10 years before that was when something was first sent to the moon. So imagine the space age. Now imagine that there's a hotel, now imagine that someone went to the hotel,

but first they walked around and then afterwards they wanted a cocktail. That's what you're designing for. Yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the first person who went to the moon, they love jumpsuits. The end. Make jumpsuits. Okay, I'm gonna go with you. So we have the most obnoxious fucking person on the show. Alan Gonzalez in my humble opinion, the most obnoxious. And part of I think it's maybe because he's just like youthful. Like, what is it? I don't know what it is about him, but he's very like TV. He's trying very hard because he's on TV. So he's that one. There's always one on this. That's like, oh, everything is to you. Bay, he's wearing like a Stevie Nicks hat and a poncho

from Cost plus World Market. And I know it from there because I wanted to buy it. And I was like, it's not your time, Ronnie. OK, you're not ready to turn into time daily. The art teacher yet. OK, give it some time. I don't hear. Yeah, I mean, him some time. I'm doing the art. Yeah, I mean, basically the reason why we just don't like him

is he is very much aware of the cameras. And Christian also hates him for the same reason. You can see Christian hates him. Christian's like, I'm sort of like, I sort of like started young gay little prodigy and you're not about to try to like take that from me. Okay. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, Alan is knowing and later on we find out that he has a a fashion line called Alan Tud. So just from like Alan Tud alone, it's like no.

Oh, it's just terrible. Alan Tud. I mean, just terrible. I think they put him on just to piss off Christian. Well, maybe he's gonna be this year's Hester. Remember the beginning we hated Hester and by the end we're like, go Hester, you know, yeah, Hester. Britain. Well, Hester, I don't remember what her last name was. Hester. Hester is from a different, is she's from the sky. Everyone's hitting their steering wheel right now from what they let her. Scarlet. Yes. Scarlet letter. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So then so now everyone has to the way they're going to set up the team

challenges that everyone's going to be here come some cocktails and everyone's going to like chat. There's like a little project runway mixer and everyone's going to get to know each other and then based on that they'll choose their teams. So Maldova is like she's talking that she's done a lot of wedding stuff. And then I wrote, pattern man with pattern woman talking. Because they're both in a lot of patterns. Yes. Yes.

Because this project run way so everybody has to be super extra so you know that they're designers. It's like a pontoon as TV makes hat. And then a guy who's in like a really tight bright kind of floral print black, oh no thing, but it's fitted to his body. And then, you know, like they're really just trying to be as crazy as original as artsy as they can look, you know, so my personal favorite is the older lady Nancy.

Yeah, she's patterned. Yeah, I discovered she's pattern lady pattern lady. She's like age is just a number. I'm making history because I'm the oldest lady that ever been on projects runway. All right. And she's the guy. She's the one talking to the guy. Yeah, you said she's battered lady. She's talking about a man. Delvin who is it? No, no, it wasn't Del Elvis. I'm sorry. He was just first to my notes. Oh my God.

Okay. Just to warn people, we're going to make you fucking crazy because there's 90,000 people on this show. Yeah. So many. But yeah, she's talking to the guy and she goes, I never understand team challenges when they all turn on each other. I think it's such a great opportunity to get to know someone.

I was like, yeah, good luck now. See what you're saying in three weeks. She also keeps saying things like, Oh, I've got goosebumps showing everyone her goosebumps. So then there's a blonde girl named Brittany, of course, because like a stereotype, I think, of course, there's a blonde girl named Brittany, is there a brunette in the world named Brittany? I want to know, I don't, I don't think so. No. So she's like,

um, the way I make money is I teach fashion history, university of Austin. And also I'm an Uber driver. And people ask what I do, and I tell them, and they're like, girl, I need a wedding dress. And so I do it. And I became a designer. I'm getting good. Yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm resentful that she's still my Uber driver story. That's kind of my thing. I was like, I used to drive Uber. Now we have a podcast. But at first, I did not like Brittany. I'm not going to lie because she's like, my design aesthetic is if Dali partner and Betsy Johnson had a baby that was raised by Anna went to her.

I was like, that does not sound right. And then we saw like, but it definitely sounds like someone I want to hang out with, you know, just that concept. Yeah. For sure. And then we saw like pictures of her clothing. And I was like, I hate all of this. But we'll put a pin on that.

Yeah, she seems like she's going to just be a stereotype. Because it's like blonde girl, you know, blonde girl, my Britney from Texas. Yeah, all right. But then she's like good. She's actually cool and she's good. Yeah, all of that. Just to show you, judge books by their cover, just then she's like good. She's actually cool and she's good. Yeah, all of that. So show you judge books by their cover. Just still don't read them because you'll get you'll get the idea quicker.

If you watch the TV version of the book, what, but you know what, bring you get a better book cover book cover because you're so far, you're, you're a good read. How about that? How about that? So then we get Sergio, the biggest asshole on the show. Sergio does things like where bandanas is asked got and act like he's, you know, like on the actor's studio and shit, but about himself, like just interviewing

himself at all times. He's like James Lipton and Susan Sarandon all in one. Yeah. So someone tells him, so what's your, what's your style? He's like, um, you seen Billy Porter's look anywhere. He goes, there he goes, you see that Billy Porter look that was everywhere and he was like, that was me. I'm like, you mean the Oscar dressed tuxedo that Christian Cereano designed? Or is that the one?

Cause that was the one that people were talking about. And then they show, they show, like, an image of Billy Porter in like a red jumpsuit dress thing. And he goes, we broke the out the internet with that outfit. In fact, I want to look it up right now. This is live. I'm going to do Billy Porter, like red jumpsuit dress. Just put Billy Porter outfit and see what comes up or Billy Porter outfits what comes up. See this guy even. Billy Porter outfit. You know what comes up? Chris it's it's Christian Christian Christian Christian Christian another one by someone else Christian Christian Christian Christian.

Okay, and now here is the one the red one with the dress. I'm clicking on this. So oh, so here's what's funny, Ronnie. The dress, the red thing, the jumpsuit thing with a pink or a maybe tool, whatever train, which is by the way, I'm not shading the look. It's a tackier set. It was tacky set. They're all saying it.

You know what? The rip off. It was a tacky rip off. It was for the 2019 Tonies, which by the way, when do the Tonies air? Do they air in January? Do they air in February? They air in June. They air in June. Don't they? What do the Tony's air do they air in January? They are in fat. Nope. They are in June. They are in June. What do the Oscars? When do the Oscars air? Oh, is it February? Is it July? No. Oh, it's July. But it's it a month before June, right? They February

March. The point is this Christian broke the internet. I actually single-handedly. I believe that Christian Cereano actually elevated Billy Porter before that like Billy Porter was known. He was on What's it called? I like him on American horror story personally, but he was on the FX show that like that's where he won his Emmy for I'm what's it called About stop putting me on the spot. No, you know, Billy Porter from. I know from American horror star. I'm ignorant like Billy Porter from.

Um, before it's working on a group. I want to say fuse. I was like, it's not fuse. Why would you? So was Orion Murphy show? Oh, damn it now. When off my project run, way cast page, let me go. No. So the point is this

everyone. I haven't watched those yet. I've got it all saved up on my app. And well, you have that to look forward to. But the point is that he was known people like him. But that I my theory is that that Christians red carpet dress for the Oscars for Billy Porter. It was everywhere. It was inescapable. And that was the moment where like, it, he became like a thing where I was like, oh my god, Billy Porter. And so like, yes, this Sergio look is, is cool. But in many ways, it's like it would not have existed without Christians.

Yeah, it's a rip off. It's a total, it's a nice way of saying my worst way of saying that, which is you're fucking rip off and you ripped off that first thing. So shut up and stop trying to take credit on the same show that this person is the judge for it. You don't. Yeah, that's a thing. It's like the same show that Christian is like Christian is on it. Christian is the one who broke the internet.

Like I hadn't even seen this guy's outfit before. I had never even sought and noticed it. Like, but Christians was everywhere up and down all over the place. So. And for those to be wondering why we don't know why we didn't see it at the Tony Awards because Gay is the same day is the Tony Awards here in Los Angeles, which is Non-sensical and I apologize that Los Angeles always has to say after you like that to Broadway to rude I find it to be extremely rude Find it to be extremely rude. Commissions, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up

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It's like, oh my god, I cannot wait to what get chewed up and spit out and called trash Yeah, go tell it to coals, okay, so Yeah, he's like I do a completely driven evening wear politically driven evening wear So So now we have a Blonde I just had blonde who Oh, so this is Melanie. Her name is Melanie.

I'm starting to remember the names. So she's talking to a muscle guy named Jeffrey. And she's like, yeah, I do like a nice mix of architectural detail mixed with organic flowing shapes, which I just, I just people cracked me up sometimes on these shows. Like everything she says, there's nothing wrong with it. But I just love, like I do the architectural detail. My organic flowing shape is like, oh my god.

I actually really do architectural also. We're both architectural. We're like, you're like Miss Vanderrope, and I'm like, Frank Lloyd Wright, but including. Yeah, and he's like, um, architecture is what I do typically. So let's be part of nice. So this is plain. I just kept writing down plain because I don't I don't know her name yet. So I was just writing plain because she's very like Sarah

Plain and not really even that tall. So just Sarah Plain. Just so um played and I was like well, I'm already supposed to be partners with that girl. And this is kind of like an older guy with like big ass earrings. You know, those big ass holes that people put in their ears. He's doing that. So he's like a Williamsburg cough shop guy. Yeah. So he's like, I'm jumping the other lady. So he goes to the lady in the head scarf. Her name is asthma. I know. It's like something I'm always afraid I'm going to get from all my years of smoking. Yeah, it's like something I always claim I have. So he's like, he's like, um, so like, did you find someone with your design aesthetic yet? Because like, she's Sarah Plain and Plain, she sort of does architecture and like hardline future stuff. So like, since I'm sort of like architecture hardline future stuff to you, I thought like, I don't know, like I was like, hmm, like I don't know, did you find someone because? I know, like I finally found someone that's in the space

says architecture, kitchen countertops, and about 1000 hell, okay. I don't know, I was like outlining that. I went very much into like, curing coffee machine meets like a space walk, and I don't know, she sort of like, is that for me a little bit? So is that cool? Is that like, are you okay with that?

Is that fine? She's like a Prius N&L Clipper all together and one thing, but like in a water fountain. So I can never see the Mars Rover and be like, I wish that Mars Rover looked a little bit more like a kitchen aid, but like like the front of the kitchen aid. Like that's sort of like our mutual joint, like design, so like, is that like cool?

Do you like, you know, I hope you can buy someone and she's like whatever I'm never gonna hold you back at the fuck out of here. Yeah, she's like get out of here Yeah, so then so so asma She's so asma she is a Muslim and she has a I don't I don't know is like what do you officially what's the the actual name of like it's like a head scarf But basically she's covered except for her face, you know, in traditional, like very modest, like, you know, Islamic fashion, no garb.

So she's sitting there and she's like, my style is fun, colorful, and bold. I was like, wow, it sounds real, real fun. She's so serious. She's really serious. And Jeffrey is explaining, it's explaining his aesthetic he gave me. It's like, well, I just on pretty much for everyone, anyone in everyone. Okay, there's Debbie Harry, drag queens. And what did she say? Okay, like here's the thing,

my community, the staff lady on the plane. So I was taking notes on the iPad, Drag queens and what did she say? Okay, look here's the thing my The plane so I was taking notes on the iPad and the iPad automatically corrects all of my typing So that's why I'm like, what is this word? I can't come up with the words because it's all an auto correct He said I wrote down Debbie Harry Dior and drag queens now. I know he didn't say he Designs for Dior so that was obviously no, no, no, easy mistake. Debbie Harry, Jackay, John Rivers, dog walker, track Queens, lots and lots of drag queens. He's like, I need the exposure. Oh, Jesus, my computer. Oh, dear, I need the exposure. I need the brand recognition. I just need this. I need it.

Now, wow, this is desperation. That always works out. Well, I love when people have good bodies feel desperate. Makes me feel like I'm not that far behind in life. I'm like, I'm like, I don't have my body together yet, but like seen that they feel like desperate, like feel like I'm anxious about something. I was like, okay, good. They're like, they have a chink in their armor. So then Sergio the monster talks to you, uh, Brittany. And he's like, oh my God, you're from Austin, Gadikar, he does that thing where he just keeps people's faces. Yeah, he's like, I grew up in Cedar Park, which guess what's by Cedar Park? People's faces. Yeah, he's like I grew up in Cedar Park, which guess what's by Cedar Park My favorite place on our so wait so is that a pro or a con for him? It's a pro is a pro for Sergio Okay, well still hate him, but you don't have to like everyone in the living spaces, you know, mm-hmm. Yeah, so Alan

Alan Alan to He pairs up with a woman named day young, who I actually really like, because she's like, she's like very cool, but she also puts a lot of pressure on herself, which is, which I love, I love that and someone. So she's a Korean and she's been in the States, but she also like moved to the States for love. We find out later, which is really cool. So they like, they totally, they mesh and day young wants to do a one shoulder jumpsuit and Alan's very excited. And he's like, Alan's like, I want to give the, I want to give our

girl that a flirty, Alan to signature dress. God, he's the worst. He is. He's like a horror movie where they set up people that you just hate their guts. So when they get killed, the audience cheers, you know what I mean? You don't have to. He is. He's like a horror movie where they set up people that you just hate their guts. So when they get killed, the audience cheers. You know what I mean? Like you'd be the second one off probably. Yeah. So there's a girl with pink hair whose name is Jenna or Jen. Jen. And she's talking to asthma. And she's like, um, we could work together. I mean, did you say that you do eco-friendly design? Is that your thing? Because that's my thing, eco-friendly design.

Like, yeah, eco-friendly design. And I have to mention that because later, the way things pan out in this episode, she's like, I would never use cotton. I'm like, that's like really the most eco-friendly design you could do, hilarious. Glad I caught that mint. I think that like, so it was very funny

because Jen's whole POV is that she's Modern Goth, which I thought goth is, oh, I was gonna say goth this sort of modern as it is, but technically goth is like Middle Ages, but like Modern Goth and then asthma, of course, is more like, she's like modest, super modest, but also like that you can have fun. I was like, okay,

this is two design POVs that will not mesh at all. Enjoy. Yeah, like a head scarf that's like also a mohawk. Yeah, like modern, god, no, that's not, that's not god. Either way, either way. I was like, okay, this is a a disaster I see the disaster coming I am moving out of the way and I will let them crash into each other because especially when Jen is like I'm modern Goth but like I I could totally work in color that's fun that's fun I was like disaster disaster on the way yeah so then we get Victoria and Veronica so Victoria is the one that you were talking about. Hold on. Yes. She's stunningly beautiful. She's really, she's got a really big personality. And then she's with Veronica. And I'm trying to remember anything about Veronica. And I just watched a show yesterday. So that's not a good sign for Veronica.

Veronica is like the lobby sobby of people. Like I just like maybe rough edges. I don't know. I don't remember. Yeah, I literally don't remember a thing about arm. Yeah, they're talking victorious. Like oh So I I don't like romantic dresses my personal aesthetic is very clean and then like perfect like perfect because not a very romantic point of view. So I'm thinking space age with huge sleeves and Veronica's like I love big sleeves. I'm like you two are crazy and I can't wait to see what you come out with. Everyone everyone was like very

excited about big sleeves. I was like the space age big sleeves naturally. I know which are so saloonie. No, they're not saloon. What are from those big sleeves like 70s? They're all kind of doing like those big calf tanny type sleeves. Yeah, they can be really a little bit of it They could they could apply to many arrows, I think so now They've one has to mood and they've got 45 minutes to shop and $400 and Allen is like

And he like runs by a Christian he, Christian, what are we gonna do? And Christian goes, ah, honey, throw away that poncho. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh but now Veronica hi, I'm on the show so meanwhile Jeffree the muscle guy is having some sort of issue He's like oh, oh, he's like having a meltdown even though he lives in New York City and should have been in mood a million times by now and he's like Okay, so I think there's like right now that like what I really need is like Maybe nits nits where they downstairs, we go downstairs and Christian goes, Nitz upstairs, right? Uh-huh. Yep, upstairs.

Have fun going downstairs. Yeah. It's done. Muscle fuck. It's like two blocks down, make a left, go down the subway stairs, wait for the green train and you'll find it there. Yeah. Um, what you can do is, uh, just throw yourself right in front of it and there it is. Yeah. So, uh, and then and then Jen is like

She goes, wow, I put this in caps. Oh, she goes This is I also was like a derailleur in my nose. I go Jen go Jen the modern golf says I'm making a jumpsuit And because Azma really wanted to do a play on vinyl and wants to insert it into the sleeve to make it cohesive, that's what I'm gonna do. I was like, yep, more disaster coming your way. You have vinyl. Yeah, vinyl inserting into your sleeve disaster.

Yeah, whatever everyone wants, a vinyl sleeve. Yeah, okay. So, Christian looks at them and he's like, now, this is basically Andrew's poncho. Okay. This is basically Andrew's poncho. So Jen tells us she gave up her job merchandising a target to live her dream. And I was like, well, you've been doing a great job.

I will say target has great lamps, lovely chairs. I'm enjoying target. So get back to work. Okay. Now we know why there's such a modern Gothic streak and targets clothing I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market.

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I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. I'm enjoying the market. to stick my out of French for Sergio with stain that's so rude. So Sergio and Bratemy are talking about what they're doing. They're doing a lot of sleeves as well and they're they both love Navy. So they're just going to do a lot of Navy and Christians like that all Navy thing. I'm not sure if that's going to be the most exciting thing. So this kind of looks at them. I know that's going to be with that the most exciting thing. Sort of like when someone rips off my design

and then tries to like, they're the ones that broke the internet when it's like, really not the most exciting thing. Yeah, have fun, Xerox, copy things, Sergio. Hey, so meanwhile, Jeffrey is like running around. Jeffrey is basically like a golden lab. He is just running all over the store. Like, you know, like various, I smell, smells, meat somewhere, and it all over the store, like, you know, like very,

I smell, smells, smells, meet somewhere and it's just running around, like loping about, like, it's hung out of his, have his jaw. Yeah, just being on random posts. Yeah, basically. And so he, like, he's just like confused by everything. And Christian's like, he's been very indecisive today, which, which is what people love to hear when they're feeling indecisive. Yes. And he's like, I don't very indecisive today, which, which is what people love to hear when they're feeling indecisive. Yes.

And it's like, I know I'm freaking out. I don't know what to do. I don't know. I'm some freaking, yeah, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I mean, it's like, God, I don't even know mood. I'm a fucking moron. Like, I live here. This is not acceptable.

And so Melanie is the name of plain, plain Melanie. She's like, I'm questioning if I chose the right partner. Yeah, so then um, Andy God damn it. This I never taking notes with the iPad again. I guess I can turn off the auto correct. But anyway, yeah, it is Andy. It's not Andy Cohen. Andy can solve this with the poncho. Okay, poncho. I was called poncho. So, poncho is at the checkout and he's like, um, I don't think she grabbed the chiffon. Does she grab the chiffon? I was even grabbed the chiffon. The guy's like, the chiffon. He's like holding it right there.

There's like arrows pointing to it like chiffon that you will need. And so then, now there's like only six minutes left and Jeffries still like running around truly like a dog with like a bone. And still running around, truly a dog with a bone. And he's like, he's like out of breath. You're black slippers. You're black slippers. And they just cut to the resident mood dog named Swatch, just sitting there like this fucking guy should go better.

Is it Swatch still? God, he's switched. He's still with us? God, he's been around forever. Hello, swatched. So then in the work room, man, all the prizes on the show two are hilarious. Like the beginning one, Carly, he's like,

here's your prizes, designers. $5 from the Olive Garden. $30 furnished by Tick-Tock. No, Hobby Lobby. Yeah, it's like 15 different things, 30 dollars furnished by a hobby lobby. Yeah, it's like 15, you know, 15 different things kind of cobbled together to become a prize. But then later they say $250,000, which, you know,

Sergio snaps for that. That's a lot. Wow. I don't remember them making that much on this show. I wish I'd, maybe it's like when everything's put together, like the 100,000 from the Fashion Design Institute of, you know, San Island and, you know, $100,000 from Schwab's and it's like together, it's, you know, Schwab's. I've got a delicious ginger ale in there.

Basket. Desider. Today, you're going to be designing for ginger ale. So Oh my god, you have to reinterpret what would a bottle of ginger ale want to wear to happy hour you designed that So probably in a jumpsuit forum a bottle of ginger ale goes to the moon first It wants to walk around and then it wants to have happy hour. Give this bottle of ginger ale to different looks. Okay, so back in the workroom, Christians like, welcome, you'll have top of the line sewing machines from brother. Pile it a rateable pens and I know you're dying over the accessories.

Wow. Here, there are some accessories provided by Target. Oh, I guess this is from before Jen left. Got, looks like there's a can of nine tails, but like only has five tails, Jen, wow. You really? Dr. Martin's with some gum on the bottom. Thanks a lot, Jen. Oh, look, a choker with that, that has studs on it, but three of the studs are missing.

Great, great work there, She's like, it's updated. Not even gone. So now we meet Delvin. Delvin's like, I'm gonna wear a lab coat because that's what they do. Yeah. I almost got really mad at him, but then they showed actual like pictures of like fancy tailors, Couture is with Labco. I was like, I can't make one of the lab coat. I can make one of these. I can make one of him wearing it because it's like you clearly have to earn the lab coat,

but I was going to make fun of like, who would wear a lab coat while sewing? And I was like, oh, nevermind. The professionals. So I do like Alan for this. He gives everybody shit, poncho. He gives everyone shit and that makes me laugh. Like when Sergio in the beginning was like, um, he said something, oh, when he said,

I like political design, political formal wear or whatever. Yeah. Oh, okay, bitch. Yeah. This guy Dolphin puts on the lab coat and I was like, oh my god, no, you are not your lab coat. Okay, Mr. Dior. Ha, ha, ha. She is absolutely not. I'm like, sir, your dress like Natalie Merchants. Okay,

quiet. Okay, quiet Natalie Merchant goes to the store. No. So then Brittany and surgery, thanks Auto correct. Brittany and Sergio are over there. Oh, I got to correct. Just going to pick a different word for Sergio every time we get surgery. Staying is turning into password. Surgery stain. Yeah. My my aesthetic is surgery stain.

You might have seen that on Billy Porter. Yeah. After he got his surgery. It's a stain something. So yeah, so basically, Britain is trying to be nosy and wants to see what everyone else is doing. And surgery was like, um, just focus on yourself. Okay. And I say that as someone who has broken the internet with a holy original look. Yeah. And so we see, we also made a new couple, um, Shavi and Chelsea, and they're doing, they're, they're, they're getting along.

and Chelsea and they're getting along. I know, I know, I know. They don't say much about them because they're obviously like talented and they'll be in it for all long time to season so we don't see much of them. Yeah. Then Alan is like, because his partner, Deion, is bilingual. Trial and gull at least. She speaks Spanish. Her husband, I think her husband is Mexican. And so they were, they dated long distance.

And then so they look basically Allen and Deion look at the sunset and speak Spanish and then get back to work. Yeah, pretty much. So then Allen is like, oh my God, that's Ed everybody. Who's excited to see where we're gonna stay? He's like so over the top this guy. Yeah, so they go to their apartment, they're where they'll be staying and Shobby's like, wow,

this penthouse is like where I've always seen myself living all my life except not with 15 other people and a poncho. Yeah. So it's my time. No, it's the day that time flies when you're having ponchos. So Nancy's like, oh, the dreaded team challenge is, well, at least it gives us a chance to know each other. And Sergio's like, oh my God, well, everyone seems to know what they Well, at least it gives us a chance to know each other and search.

He was like, Oh my God, well, everyone seems to know what they're doing at least. I mean, the youngest is 24 years old and Nancy says, I'm the youngest while the oldest, 73, but I'm the youngest because I just graduated from

fashion school online 20 minutes before the season. Yeah, Nancy Volpe, Baron, or that's her full name, which I really enjoy. She used to work in the corporate world. I mean, see all these photos of her looking like super corporate. And I liked loved it because she's, she's so corporate in a way. She's like, hi, this is Nancy Volpe Beringer. I don't know if you saw my memo, but the meeting has been moved to conference 4a. Nailed it, Nancy. Nailed it. Got it down, Nancy. So she actually, I liked her story actually.

She basically was, she's like, I guess she was like in her late 50s, which is a long time to be in the corporate world, by the way. And she was like, well, I was unhappy. I said, listen Nancy, Volpe, Bearing Jersey, send yourself a memo and ask yourself, if you're a young, what would you be studying?

And I said, HR policy. And I thought, okay, and what would be the second thing? And I thought, um, synergies, lots of synergies. I thought, okay, what about the third thing? I thought, fashion. So I went to fashion school. Unfortunately, ice cream making was fourth, but I'll get you in the next decade, bud. So then she's like, I got goosebumps. Look at me. I got goosebumps. She's giving herself goosebumps. So then 11 hours left in the work day.

Let's get to the work room. So Jeffrey is telling Melanie plane and plane. Melanie Plain and Plain. Should we keep it? Because I feel like they're going to an army base. Yeah, I was thinking like, here's my vision. My favorite thing is when they come up with a convoluted story for their model. So I'm thinking that like, they're going to an army base on the moon and they're going to go to an army base. But like, she forgot her cellphone charger.

So they have to go back, it's a little heritage, a little annoyed, and she gets her cell phone charger and she's like, great, but there's no outlet. So she's like, fuck, I did all this, I didn't even need to. I probably should've just gotten the outlet, actually got in the charger when I get to the moon. But guess what?

No accessories in the moon. So she gets to the moon and then it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and her mom also works in the Air Force as taking a break and from the uniform for happy hour. No, bitch. No, you'd be a bitch, no. You're stupid.

Okay, on the moon, you're stupid. Okay, that's where we are. On the moon, you're top, okay. So he tells us his story of how he was the military brat and it was really hard for him to fit in places. And he's like, I use fashion as a defense. And then they show him like growing up like where his fashion's on like, thank you.

I was like, I would have smoked with that kid growing up. We probably did. Strict father who never proved, never approved of him for him and he didn't travel. So yeah, tracks, meaning not new for Jeffrey. I also like to go, well, you know I'm a military brat, right? I'm like, well, why would she know that? She just met you.

Yeah. So then Alan is like, oh my God, where's my fabric? Where's my fabric? Where is my fabric? He's like, oh my God, that chiffon was all I needed. Okay, now I've been sucked into a black hole I Wanted over the shoulder and then like I think like someone I forgot was a brini was like um Alan

Well, it's funny because The sales guy was actually offering her to you and you walked away. Isn't that funny? Yeah. He's like, he had a he had it. I mean, he was saying you need it. And I was like, who did that? Because the guy he worked there. Yeah. And then we see the clip of it happening. But it didn't happen exactly like she said it did. But the point is that he walked away from it. Yeah. So he walked away with that. The end, he walked away with this fabric. It is an hour and a half long show. Okay. We don't need to go to

so then like then two other guys were talking and they're like, so clear the preachers are like, Hey, talk about this. I was like, okay, cool. Hey, what sort of women do you think are going to be at the space bar? And this guy is like, well, I'm thinking like cyborgs and maybe one doesn't have a leg and like, maybe she has a red eye and like a knife and she like kills everyone. I don't know. Yeah, it's Delta.

He's like, yeah, Chrome leg, missing a leg. Chrome now is Chrome now. And Shavi's like, yeah, I don't trust you. You're crazy. You're crazy person. So then Maldova's doing something. She's like, she's like, everyone come look at me. And then she takes a ruler and looks like,

here's what we're gonna do. We'll bend ruler like this. And then the ruler breaks in half and asks, was like, oh! Oh! Oh! The ruler! So Christian comes in to check on everybody.

And he starts with Sergio and Brittany. And he's Brittany's story is she's a badass reporter and she wants to bring this idea of unity to the world and Sergio goes yeah hopefully by the time we get to space human beings can get it on and Christians like okay great your portions are gonna need, your proportions are gonna need some work. Okay, because you both have big, huge sleeves and it looks stupid. So yeah. So as much as I enjoy your like very childish view of what the future has in store for us and like the fact that you disregard the human condition.

I think also maybe work on proportions. I don't play around with length. And Sergio's like, I think Christian has an amazing designer. I mean, you see by the way, he like, copycat of my design three months before me. But I don't know if he understands how to technically advance and as a designer or so. A bandana is an mascot-damer is an ass-got and that is an ass-got. So the future will get along. So now, Jen and Asma are spiraling downward and Jen is talking about how she is

even a Melissa designer with pops of fun. I feel like anytime someone says that their design aesthetic is pops of fun or fun is like a rest of the roster. They're wrong. Like yeah. So when people say I'm so rock and roll. Like if you have to say it, it's not true. Also pops of fun is just not a good thing to say. Like if what if you need somebody and you're like, Oh, my friend Sarah is coming over to the party. She's, you know, she's got pops of fun. Everyone's going to be like, what a bitch. Like no one wants to meet Sarah. It means that you're largely not fun, by the way, if you only have pops of fun. Like Sarah sounds like a miserable cow. Okay. I don't want to be your prince. Yeah. Here is a very drab outfit that will maybe have a pop of fun to it, but

generally it's just drab and reminds you of like fog, but like not mysterious kind, just like the annoying kind that makes you have to drive slowly. Yes. Ooh, or like summer fog, where it's like not fog, it's just like, it's so humid outside that the windows are all fogged out. It's like cardboard. It's like cardboard.

It's like just cardboard, but if you maybe like poke a hole in it, you could like maybe see an eclipse, so I guess it has a pop of fun to it. Yeah, so Christian's like, it's the whole thing this color. It's okay, but these satin fabrics, yeah, that really shows everything. The fit can be a challenge. And he tells us, he's like, well, everything has to be modest in your work, right? Um, sleeves, coverage, got it. Okay. But a plastic skirt and a sleeve, that's a lot. That's a lot of there's modest. And then there's just piling vinyl on top of shit. Okay.

Papa fun quiet. So then Christian goes over to see Melanie and Jeff and he's like, and Jeffrey is like, just not even there. He's like panicking somewhere. He's like, Jeffrey, you want to visit us? He's like, come on. Jeffrey. He literally bound. He bounds across the floor. Like you just opened like opened like I can't the dog food. Yeah, for Jeffrey, he's, well, he seems so nice. He's so nice and he's cute. Yeah.

So Christian's like, so what's your vibe? Panty golden retriever. And Jeffrey's like, um, military family going to space. And he's like, okay. And he goes, uh, it's the mom. And he goes, yeah, the mom, because the daughter's on Safari on a crater safari The daughter is specifically on a crater safari I want to know about this family because you know the daughter did not want to go the crater safari

I want to go to the sea of tranquility not the crater you're going to the crater But then later in life she's like I Got to go to crater. You know when I was your age, I went to crater safari. So they just call it crater. Did you go to crater? Yeah. It was so good. They have the best cocktails of crater. Don't tell anyone. So then Christian checks them on day on an Allen, uh, Alan poncho. And Alan's like, Oh, my God, I started looking at fabric, but then I left it moved. And Christian's like, after all that, after me having to sit and watch you run back

and forth like a deranged house fly. Yeah, I was like, so you have nothing, shocker. And I was like, yeah. And they was like, this is kind of cyber-monane fabric. Christian's like, oh my God, love that. I love that as much as I hate everything Ellen's doing. Okay, so to put it in perspective, DeYoung, everything you're doing, amazing, fabulous,

inspired, Ellen, you're in a poncho. Yeah, just don't forget, when bad luck in your bottom. So I can't just one bad luck in the bottom. They are in the bottom. He's like, that's not what I said. Ellen removed the poncho. I think Alan's like, would it be too simple? If I just like put this up and you put some like fabric across like the chasing and Christian goes, you are not showing a silver foot and flare dress on a two day challenge. You are not doing it. Was

a foot and flare? I couldn't understand. It's amazing. Yeah. Just his total disdain for Alan is everything I could want. Yeah, so he goes over to Victoria Veronica and Victoria just walks away. She's like, hi everybody. Excuse me. Focus, boss. Focus. This one up here. Okay. Jeffrey, no, Jeffrey, no, you go back to your corner, Jeffrey. Yeah. I'm sorry. Get your time to spoil. He's like, all right, get rid of Jeffrey. So, Ron is like, our woman is luxurious. And also, she's a Erica Hulia. What would she say? She's a, oh, no, she goes, she's a Erica Hulia. What did she say? She's a Oh no, she's a Rukaholak.

Christian goes alcoholic. Which I would have loved like our vision for the woman is she's glamorous but in alcoholic. Okay, a lot of correct. I get it. Okay, you're gonna fuck me this entire week. No, but it works. How does how does work a holic turn it and it both name capitalized by the way. How does alcoholic turn into Erica Hulia? The fuck auto correct. Do I know someone named Erica Hulia? I don't. I don't know, but Victoria is like, do you know how difficult it is for me to speak English so much? Do you know how difficult it is for me to speak English so much?

She's just like at her with end. So I like it because she says an alcoholic. She's a workaholic. And it's like, or both. Okay, that's a good thing. That's a good thing. You're already saying that while I was cracking up. No, I didn't know I was trying to like alcohol. I lost myself in my notes.

So I just wanted to say, Erica Hulia five more times than I'll be like So Anyway, Chris is basically like are you sold on these fabrications because You know, I'm pretty busy and you only get a little bit of time for me and this shit Dark shit light shit all in one dress. Yeah. So he leaves. He's like, good luck idiots. So he leaves. Um, everybody is, you know, trying to finish up or whatever. And then Jenna and Asma are like,

uh, oh, we're fucked. Like they're starting to realize that they're truly fucked, but not another one of them really wants to be mean to the other one. Yeah. So they're nice talking each other and it's not. Yeah, basically not. And like Asma like suggests like incorporating like like Asma's like, Hey, you want to put these accessories on it? And John's like, no, and I was like, well, you I can incorporate your sleep into mine. It's just like this bare minimum collaboration at this point. So they're fucked. Yeah, that's the day ends. And it's just like this bare minimum collaboration at this point. So they're fucked. Yeah. So the day ends and now it's the next day. And Alan is back in his poncho. We see like Asma Pring and bed. And then there's another gay. There's another gay that we haven't

even like only starts to appear now. Like I wasn't even in the episode until now. And he's in a poncho as well. So we got two ponchos happening today. Really? I didn't even write that down. Had it on. There was a second. I'm literally shopping for ponchos right now. And so I thought I would notice every poncho. We saw when we did our Chicago show,

Chicago really nailed the poncho game. Like we had so many elegant ladies and ponchos. I was like, I want to get a poncho now, because these women are killing it. Like Chicago is loving ponchos right now. Ponchos are totally the picture. Chicago. So now we might have my face is gone in this video.

I'm sorry. I'm very fan some of the podcast. So so now it's like now stay to its model fitting day. So we get season models. We get some familiar faces. Poor Asia. I'm not saying I'm saying poor Asia because Asia got shot on for like half the season last year. Poor Asia. I'm not saying, I'm saying poor Asia because Asia got shot on for like half the season last year.

So Asia is back. She's one of the plus sides of women. So she's back. We also met a gender fluid model, named DD, which was really cool. And that's where Tyler is the other, why not the other gay, but Tyler's the other poncho. Oh yeah, where did Tyler come from?

I'm telling you, he's the new gay. He's the new gay. He's the new person. Oh yeah, he's adorable, from? I'm telling you, you like you game? He's the new guy. He's the new person. Oh yeah, he's adorable. This Tyler. I was like, where have you been? Yeah, he's super cute. He owns drag. Yeah, he does drag. And yeah, his story is cool. He's like, in drag, my name is Kim Ohno, which is short for Kimberly, Ohnassus. What I love is creating the fantasy. Like I never realized this was something I was training for my entire life. They're showing pictures of him as a kid just being fabulous and his mom's clothes and stuff. But this is why, you know, for people out there, this

is the best way to handle the current time. Dede says, I'm originally from Miami. I've been living here for five years and I gender neutral. And Tyler goes, oh, that's cool. What are your pronouns? The end there. There's your tutorial from Project Runway. Yeah. Exactly.

You're right. It's so hard. And it extends beyond like gender fluid. It's just for anything. Someone says, oh, yeah, this is my story. This is what I like to be called. This is what you would ever. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool.

Because you know what? We do say if someone says, oh, yeah, I just got married to Fritz Peterson. And now my name is Joanna Peterson. You say, okay, I will call you Joanna Peterson from now on because that's how you prefer to be called. And we do it. So it's really not that hard.

Yeah. Yeah, it's easy. So down in Alan are talking to Chris and Christians. Like, what are you doing? Deon's like, fitting maybe I need to sense more and he's like, oh, bad, you know, yeah, because that doesn't fit. Yeah. Yeah, Deon is like a perfectionist and she has fallen into that perfectionist thing where she was too ambitious and now she's got too many adjustments to make. So she is crumbling. ambitious and now she's got too many adjustments to make. So she is crumbling. And the meanwhile, Asma has hers is too tight on the model. And so Asma can't like her model can't walk and she's out of fabric. And so now Asma has on top of the fact that she's not collaborating well with

her partner. She's also having issues with her look. Yes. And the only other fabric they so hers is kind of a peach color. And the only other fabric they have is this hot pink color. Oh, no. So then now more sewing, sewing, sewing. Dayong is now like fully, she's going downhill. Like she's losing it, she's crying, you know, and then she's like, she's basically like, oh my god, I'm fucked. And Alan goes, did you eat something? Which is really what anyone should ever ask me if ever I'm like getting,

if I'm like, if I'm like, ranting a lot or I'm like being stressed about something, just ask me if I've eaten something and that's usually that, without we'll fix things. So, wait Alan. He goes, we've gotten so close so fast, but I don't want to sink with her. Yeah, I was like, are you wearing a sombrero right now?

Like, what are you even doing with your life, sir? And the best part is that when he asked, did you eat something? She goes, I actually, I had a macaron. He goes, they have macarons and he just runs away. He goes, they have macarons and he just runs away. So let's see here, Tyler. Oh, yeah, Tyler. Okay, yeah. So I don't know what's happening in my life.

It's just more stuff. Like it's like an hour left. I wrote down notes. It's like an hour left. And Briny is not, is she thinks that button pockets are going to make a big difference. So anyway, nothing really happens the rest of the day. So it's basically like more sewing, sewing, sewing, sewing. And then it's the next day, and now it's two hours until the run,

when the miles are back, and we're getting ready for the final adjustments. Yes. So then, Christian, everyone's struggling to get to the end, right? We're rushing, rushing, rushing. And Christian sees Delvin laying on the chase lounge in the break room, eating. And he's like, so you're perfect. And he's like, he's like, perfect, you're perfect.

I could rip it apart right now if you want me to, because I will. And he's like, stress is the number one killer, but thanks. Yeah. Christian's like, OK, well, I'm going to make an announcement. That is not passively aggressively directed at you at all. Everyone take last looks. If you think you're done, you're not. If you think that you have time to hang out on a Shaz lounge and relax, you are cheating yourself, you are a fool and you never been cast on the show in the first place. Guys, yeah, pretty much.

cast on the show in the first place. Guys, yeah, pretty much. And he goes, um, don't forget it's your first runway. And Jeffrey says your last he goes, oh, your last good point says lounge. Hope you hear that. Yeah. So next up is down made adjustments. But he's like, um, you know what? Don't make it too simple just because his is yeah talking about Alan's is like simple's not always a good okay. This isn't yogurt okay. We're not

talking about preservatives in fast food okay. Simple's not always everything. Yeah then Alan goes I wouldn't say mine simple crying and Christian just looks at him like hmm it's simple it's simple much like your choice in ponchos. Simple, unavolved. You know what else would be simple choosing a jacket for a poncho, okay? There you go, be simple. You fall down the set of stairs, that's simple.

So, I mean, also Jen is like struggling. Like, so at least like asthma had an excuse which is that her model was like a little bigger than she was anticipating. And so she ran out of fabric and had to like, change things up. Jenna's just struggling just because she's struggling. And she like, neat, she's having an issue

with like a sleeve of some sort. And like her jumpsuit needs a sleeve, but she doesn't have time to make the sleeve. And Christians like, but if you don't make the sleeve, it's just a V-neck. I mean, a V-neck in space of all things. That's terrible. You can't do that.

Yeah. There are no V-necks in space. So it's time for the runway. We left this world so we've got away from the V-necks. Mm-hmm. Time for the runway. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, the runway. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. And Carly just comes out like, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, lace, lace space outfit. I wasn't really sure what that was, but guess what? I'm in the

same shirt I was in at the airport two days ago. This says Texas and I got a little navy for $6. There's where my fashion comes from. Well, um, the, uh, I have, Ronnie, I pulled up all the looks on Bravo's website. I don't know if you did that too, but I have them and I would be better If you go to the project website and you actually know recap and click on episode one Okay, we can just go through them. It'll be in the order of Bravo I'm not necessarily the order that they come out on the show, but I think that would be more productive Okay, let's do her and And also, yeah, I was watching on the smaller screen. So this will be good. Okay. So the first one we see is Shavi.

Shot her name is by the way, Shavi Lewis, which is so close to Shari Lewis, that it makes me actually like her more. Isn't Shavi a guy? Shavi's a guy. I also have no idea. Yeah, Shavi's a guy. So this is very pretty. It's, um, I didn't like it. It's very pink. I like it because the drape is very up learned how to critique things from project run away. The drape is beautiful. It's like a little pink cocktail dress, but it's draped and cinched right in the center. And then there's. And then there's, this is kind of like a bathroom napkins rolling out of your chest, I guess. Yeah. I feel like it's, it's like it's fine, but it's a, I think it's like, forget it. Well, it's pink, it's shiny. She looks actually more like the waitress than the patron at happy hour.

Well, she's got two big fabric loops coming out of her chest that go way down past her crotch. Yeah. I don't know what you do with that really, but you know what it's space. It's space, anything can happen. So then we go on to the jumpsuit by Chelsea, the partner. I like that jumpsuit actually. It's like a silvery and it's silvery and it's also quilted. I feel like that looks like a pretty good space age jumps.

I think that's the space is age thing. I think this is one of the, well of the whole show. I think this is one of the space. It's like, it's shiny, you know? Also, you know, it's weird. We were staying in a hotel called Moonrise Hotel, and it was all about the moon. Like there were moons everywhere.

It was like dark in the hallways. That was like their theme, and they really went for it. They did. And I was talking about it in another show, how the wallpaper was, everything's moon-themed, and I'm like, what about quilts? It's like a big quilt that's made out of like a plastic. Look at it.

That's what the front of this dress is. It's the point. And I'm like, wow, it all ties together. Space age in one week. What? What? Yeah. So now we go on to Delvin.

So Delvin and Tyler were a team, and they said that they were going to pull inspiration from the TWA terminal with the reds and the whites and the architectural aspects. I didn't really see it in Delvin's jumpsuit. To me, the jumpsuit sort of has given me a lot of candy cane vibes and not even candy cane.

Like, you know those fake candy cane, they're not, they're like, Fandy Fane, yeah, Fandy Fane. Candy cane adjacent where they're like, they are like the shape of little pillows, but they have a candy cane stripe. They're like, you know, that's what this reminds me of,

like those little candy canes. Yeah, I'm filled with like kind of a jelly. I don't you know, that's what this reminds me of, like, those little kids. Yeah. I'm filled with, like, kind of a jelly. I don't even know if it's filled. I thought they're just like a pyramid. Yeah, they're filled with like a soft, they're hard on the outside, but it's full boost the soft.

I don't know. There was a filling. Oh, yeah. This, I'd like this, actually, I think it's really well done. The shiny bright stripes coming down the front and, like, a vinylish material. They are beautifully constructed, I think. Something is weird though, in that it's like sailor pants. I people are just putting together all of their transportation things.

Yeah. We're flying, so let's be on a boat, too. So it's like sailor pants, and also people are really loving cutouts this season. Yeah, this is now the... I get that cutout as sort of a reference to like the famous sort of swoops of that terminal. Maybe. I don't know. So then the next one is Tyler.

I like Tyler's a lot more. And Tyler's to me does reference the terminal significantly because has these like sort of like these flaps, these like sort of these flaps, these sort of, these aspects, as Tyler's is a cocktail dress, like a strapless cocktail dress. And like there's like these flaps are on the hips that remind me more of the TWA terminal, which is not necessarily the challenge, but to me it like, like if it fulfills the vision

that he said he wants to put forward. Okay, and so then we have Veronica, who I think it, oh yeah, Veronica is Victoria's partner. And she did a jumpsuit and here are these sleeves. Okay, so now everyone is wearing these big international male sleeves today. Yeah, they're like pirate sleeves, but these actually have like hoops. It's like, you know, when you are, you know, when you're doing like a demo of an apartment building and you got to throw stuff out the window down to the dumpster, so they'll put like, sort of like a mesh thing with rings.

So that way the stuff falls directly into the into the dumpster. That's like what the seeds are. Yes. Yes. So the upper part is pretty cool and a big zipper coming all the way down. But then the pants aren't fitted very well. So she just shoved them into the tennis shoes, which you know, the top is pretty good. Yeah. It's I think it's like fine, nothing great, but it's fine.

And then the next one is Victoria's. This is terrible. I hate it. This looks like a prom girl was murdered and they're wrapped to go for a look. Some monster to eat her at home. It looks like she literally has a Kleenex stripped around this one half of her body. And also it doesn't look, it doesn't match the first, it's not cohesive with the first look. And also, the silver part reminds me of a shitty tote bag that I once got from an event

we went to, Ronnie. That's what it looks like it's made out of. Uh-oh. Yeah, this is my cute. Um, boo. Boo. Okay, so next is Nancy. Nancy.

Okay, so Nancy's done a lot of craziness here. She's done like a big huge r- like clown ruffle thing around the neck. Mm-hmm. And then there's a lot of lace hanging over another dress, which, you know, what do I know, but Carly just wore it. And also it's not just the C-throughs, like ribbons. Yeah. It's again, that's cute. Fine, but it's like, it's not giving me a lot of space age, or maybe it's giving me some happy hour, but not a lot. Like, it's definitely not bottom for me, but it's not nothing special.

And then her partner, Marquis, his jumpsuit is a little bit more space age. It's also very much like what he was wearing at the very first scene, if you look at the cut of it. Oh, yeah, actually, those pants are in everything. Yeah, his was pretty like off the shoulders, active wear. Yeah, jumpsuit thing. Yeah. OK, who's next? Jeffrey, the highest scores are Jeffrey Mack. So this, I was not into these round outfits of Jeffrey and L.A. I mean, well, I actually, I mean, I'd like the way it looked, but it was giving me more like top gun than it was space.

So I think that basically Jeffrey got high marks because it was really well made, but to me it didn't fulfill the Space Mandate, but I thought it was good though. I liked it. His is prettier for sure than hers. Hers is just kind of a simple dress that's longer in the back than it is the front,

but the rest of it's pretty. Hers was unremarkable. It was sort of potato sacky with like nice draping, you know, yes. And then Sergio was also a top mark. I did not like his at all. I think I didn't like his. I thought his, I actually thought the sleeves looked like little swimmies. You know, you put on a toddler.

But when they are little swimmies, they come on and off and they're like big bell and they had the shine of swimming They had the exact shape of a swimming. I thought they I thought it actually looked ridiculous I'm nothing about it. This was very space age because maybe there's some buttons in the front I guess there's like a weird like Square cut out. Yeah, it's like a skirt but then a rectangle wrapped on either side of the knees to the back and they're put on with buttons Yeah, I think that's hideous. But. So then I was gonna say butt to Britt.

I was gonna transition to Brittney with a butt. Yes, but Brittney. Loved it. It was the first thing that we saw and I was like, I love this, but then I was like, am I allowed to love it? It's the first thing. Am I just being like excitable? But I thought it was definitely like a looked space age.

It was a good, it looked like a look space age. It was a good look like appropriate for the challenge and I liked what you do with like the play with the sides and how she cinched like the around the elbows Almost was like video game me in a way. I thought it was really good out of all of these I would have picked Jeffries believe it or not over all of these even though I didn't like the brown stuff I think I just didn't like the color although brown is my favorite color. So you know what? It's I'm just a conandrum. Well, I like to bring these the most. I thought Jeffries was was really good, but I like bring these the most. Okay, so next up is lowest schools. Okay, so first is Alan's, which just looks like a cheap thing.

Alan is terrible. Yeah, Alan's is fucking not cute. Um, and then they've both got a big silver band that comes around the top, uh, comes around the breast area. And it's, it covers one arm, but not the other. It's like a really weird, restrictive. Yes, it's like if someone, if someone kidnapped you and was taping you down, but they're really dumb and they don't like tape down both of your arms. And so you're like, of course, you can get free. It's like a movie in the 80s. Yeah, it's like a sash that fell down someone's shoulder a little bit.

You know, it's like, it just, it looks like it needs to be adjusted. It looks like there's not a lot of freedom to move. And especially with Alan's, Alan's just looks so cheap It's just not it shouldn't even be there. Yeah, and then day on is A jumpsuit version. I like the open chest of it, but then yeah, that fucking seat belt thing terrible is really annoying It's really it's like really bad silverware wraps. Yeah. And then is asthma. So asthma's, I actually did not think asthma's was as bad as everyone's had, because at least it was like bold and had like, at least it was like giving like a look, but it also

was not giving me happy hour. I know that she wants, she does modest, but you can do modest and happy hour and there was too much going on and the more I look at it here in this picture, actually the more I'm starting to hate it. Yeah, well, because she's just kind of doing a big robe, right? So she's doing like a big robe and a head covering and everything, which I get, I get that that's what you're going for because that's your religion and stuff, but you can't do every challenge like that.

Like you can't do every challenge like that. You can't do like, obviously, yeah. Yeah. Um, but like they said later in the judgments, it's just basically kind of potatoes. This is just big sack. Yeah. It's a joint sack. And then finally we have Jen modern goth.

So she makes something that's like not modern goth at all. So it just looks like if it was like, it just looks so cheap and bad. I mean, yeah, it really does. And the midsection looks embarrassing for the person who has to wear it, you know. It's a bad cut. It's a bad fabric. I don't like the cut. I don't like the fabric. Well, so speaking of Nina, let's go into Nina. Yeah, let's go into the judging. So now it's time I've got to reorient myself out. Now I've got to go back into the notes. Oh, yeah.

So, here, where's we here? Oh. So now everybody, there is a new thing this year. And it's the serianos save. What? Christch think it's save a designer if he thinks they're deserving. Not going to use it. Not going to use it. I think Tim used to have this too on the latest.

Yeah, he did. Right. But he only got to use it. I think one is once a season, which they didn't mention. So I don't know if Christian gets to use it a lot or what? The show's going to go on forever. Yeah. Or not. Maybe he'll just never use it. You know, well, he'll just never use it, you know?

Well, he'll use it because this is they, I mean, spoiler, they got rid of two people this week. I think they got rid of two people. So that way they have their schedule, the ability to take one person back down the line, you know. Oh, so he's gonna get to choose at the end, who to say? I thought I think. Oh, I see what you mean.

But meaning that like, you know, like, right, and there's enough contestants right now to fulfill an episode order of like 13 episodes, let's say. But if you get rid of two, not only have 12 episodes, but if you bring someone on a future episode back, now we're back up to 13. Got it. Got it.

Got it. Riley is an executive. Yeah. Got it. Got it. So let's see. Oh my god, I love these stretches again. And I love that Elaine's like,

by quitting my job, this is my job now. Now I'm just journalist. Yeah, I like that Elaine is also getting a little bit cheer too. That makes me happy. So Jeff and Melanie, as we said before, Jeff and Melanie and then Sergio and Britt are the top teams.

And Sergio starts explaining like his design inspiration. He's like, basically, we're running out of space on Earth and that's causing a lot of tension. So like, we're going to space to find unity. It's like, shut up, Sergio. I hate this perspective. This is the worst space perspective of all time. Yeah. So where are you skipping the, are you skipping till the end? It's a section. I just want to now just go over all the clothes, right? So we don't need to do that. Well, we went up low. I basically, this is when this is when they, like, right now,

they bring up a climate, yeah, bring everyone up on the stage. Yeah. So it's like, um, right now in our political climate. Yeah, we're finding out space and we're heated. And maybe in space, we can get a lot. And so Brandon's like, okay, Queen, nice story, but in space, I'm not going to judge this garment as it walks by. So that's what I'm going to do. He's like, okay. Yeah, basically, by the way, I also love the way Brandon looks at these outfits when they come down the runway. Did you know? So he looks at them like he is a lion about to pounce on bright. He's like,

like, okay, it's not a good job. Just sit back. Yeah. So, um, Brandon's like, uh, well, it's, you know, that mostly it's beautiful, but that like, we're hugging the figure, I don't feel that. But we did need the, you know, the sleeves are removable. Are the sleeves removable? Yeah, removable. So he does. And it's like, oh my God, I love that so much more.

Why would you add sleeves? And he's like, because sometimes women like to cover their arms. And he is like, I happen to love sleeves. You know, sometimes I want to cover my arms, I want to cover my shoulders, I want to cover my feet, I want to cover my face, so many things to cover. So Nina is like, okay, now forbred me, this is the future all-breed hair burn. Drop the Nina, drop the Nina on the floor. I love the PVC band on the sleeve, I love how streamlined it is, I love that there's a dress in front of my eyes for me to look at because my eyes were getting bored. So then is plain Jane and Jeffrey and he's like crying. He's like, my side, he got the better of me, but my partner helped me so much.

Don't know her name couldn't pick her in a lineup, but God, she was helpful. much don't know her name couldn't pick her in a lineup, but thought she was helpful. And then it's like, I love a flight suit, the function, the form, this has function and form now Melanie. Your fabric is very full. Heavy. When she pivots the Melanie, she's like, she's like, she's like, Jeffrey, I love everything about this, the form, the style, the color. Now Melanie, she just like laughs.

Like, I also want to say, by the way, I loved with just to go back to Brittany for one second, when Brittany's model had like, there was this really dramatic V, like a cut out V in the back. And they're like, can we just turn your motto around and the turns around Is the V and all the judges go oh? gorgeous gorgeous So she turns to Melanie and she's like Melanie in terms of the form, is it caught?

And Melanie's like, yeah, it's actually what I do is I play with drape. I love draping. So it's angles that are draped. And she goes, very lucky to be with Jeffrey. Okay, Jeffrey, please stop helping her leg. Thank you. Oh, so then now the losers. Yeah, so they're like, so Jen, can you tell us about your aesthetic, which is clearly not on display here, but tell us anyway? And she's like, well, I'm a, I'm a modern Goth.

I'm like very into like dark and sleek as evidenced by this not black jumpsuit. That's not sleek. Yeah, or Goth or modern, really. And so Lane's like, um, why did you veer from who you are? I mean, you're modern and Goth and right out of the gate this.

And she's like, well, first of all, it's like the first challenge. And second of all, like in teams, like trying to fund my boys, I'm like trying to find it. Then I was like, we can't still market bean bags to younger grad, even though they don't really need them. And they're not really made of beans. I'm going to find a way to make this work. So I get just like focus. Here's the problem focus here's the problem here's the problem okay I don't get who you are as a designer through this jumpsuit what I see here I I see if this is you I see sad lady whose spirit is like warm your play yogurt. That's what I see Which actually just makes more yogurt

So there you go. So you're self-perpetuating your play yogurt And you ask ma I see you have all these ideas, but I'm not clear If you can execute on anything. I was like, damn! I know. I then asked, I was like, well, I really wanted to do a simple dress. But, you know, I knew I went wrong when I said, well, when I said I would work with a modern Goth, but then also cotton, like I will never, ever work with cotton again, ever.

I'm like, you know, cotton, you will probably cross paths with cotton. Yeah, yeah, just putting it up. Pretty stamped, especially for an eco-friendly designer. So I'm just gonna like prediction, you will use cotton, yes. Yes, yeah, psychic, I mean, it's like, you are a designer. You should know

about fabrics. And as was like, um, yeah, never would have chose that. Never would have chosen cotton. Never. I was like, was there a cotton issue that we missed? Was there like, was Jen pushing a cotton agenda? Because I didn't know there was a cotton like, as was like, if I had known that I'd be using cotton when I chose cotton, I never would have chosen cotton. Like, yes, ma'am. Yeah, and so Brandon's like, did you guys work well together? Because for faces are telling a different story, okay?

When these came down the aisle, I said to myself, what the actual hell, okay? Also, in terms of styling, everyone had like wine and said, oh, let's get iridescent boots. Hey, how about that for the space? How about that for space? Maybe she's an aviator. Maybe she's like, I mean, for me, it was like, what? I. What? What? I. So now they now they go over to dayong and Alan and Alan's like, well girl, I was just like trying to be her away from cliche, but went like really simple as a result. Oops. And Elaine is like, um, how would you describe yourself as a designer? Would you say shitty cliche,

boring, cheap, uninteresting, obvious, poncho? What would you say? I mean, what would you say? What would you say? The world Pancho, basically, you know. And she's like, um, not sure your taste level, okay? It's reminiscent of a Destiny's Child video back in the day. And he's like, oh, oh, oh, was that good? Was that good?

Hey, was that Brandon? Was that good? Destiny's Child Day back in the day? Oh, it was so good, bitch. So good. Love that. Love where you're going. When you first started saying that, I said, yeah, I Okay, and then when you finish, I was like,

Saha. So the whole thing was yes, haha. Um, so I was like, well, the problem was really the fit and I think Brandon's like and he's like, what's the wrap? And he goes, well, I actually did not mind your design. The on band, it reminded me of helmet playing virtual out. I've seen it. So she's like, if you're going to do this, you got to be, you know, if you're going to rip off famous designers, you've got to meet meticulous. Yeah. So Alan is shocked that he's in the bottom. And now the judges are all talking. And Alain. So Alain saying that she felt like Melanie was very underwhelming, despite being in the top. She was very underwhelming. It was really Jeffrey who did the carrying,

right? Yeah. And then Nina disagrees with them at one point. And Sergio says, Sergio, he's like, well, Sergio had a better dress, but he missed the mark with the sleeves. And she's like, I liked it. You could have been, it could have been boring, but I wasn't bored because maybe it's cold out. I'd have like a sleeve, a cuff, a turtle neck. And he's like, okay, bitch, you're the editor in chief of Al. See you, man, I guess.

Yeah. So Alain loved Britney's attention to detail. And Carly loved Jeffrey's jumpsuit. She's like, that was so chic. I could like, hard pose in that all day long. And then they talk about Jeffrey's jumpsuit chic. Oh, yeah, that's what you just said. Sorry, there's so many notes in this part. And it's an hour and 20 minutes song so far.

Okay. So we have a winner on the flip side. Da. I mean, it's like for me, Jenna and Asma are on the line. You know, I mean, at least one of them had cohesion, okay? But Jen and Asma not on the same page at oh Yeah, so they all discussed when she doesn't like something is so funny to me She really is and so they all start piling on Jen so talking about how terrible Jen's is and how awful and just can't

They could get any worse, but then you know, like points to asthma. So it goes, this is worse. Oh, God, I just want to stab my eyes out with pins. So I was, I'm, I'm laying, it's like, well, at least she has a design perspective and she's, and brand, and brand is like, oh, really? And what is that? If you remove the boots, the bag, the leanar, cap,

you know, the aviator glasses, it's a sac dress with two glow two glow days that aren't even finished. I don't know what a glow day is. It's probably not even called a glow day. I mean, it's like, well, Jen did have to sew a jumpsuit. And that was more difficult than that. And yeah. So then Brandon tries one.

He's like modern golf. That's not even a modern Prince man. I'm gonna workshop that. I'm a workshop back guys. I'll bring back next week. I'll be back. Modern goth. That's not even modern farm. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I need more time. Episode one. All right. We'll just reshoot back. Can we break? Can we break for five? Give me five. I need to. OK, guys, I'm back. Modern goth. That's not even modern.

Shit, still not coming. Golf, golf ball. No. Just go. I don't remember what it was, but sequit that. Yeah. So then bring them all back out.

And guess who wins? Brett Nia, yeah. Yeah. You have to win a team. And Brett, me, you are the winner. And you have immunity. Yeah. Your garment also be told on Bravo TV and bought by just kidding. We're never releasing those numbers because you know, it's like, well, congratulations, Brittany. Your mom is now able to buy your dress.

And only your mom will be buying it. So then Carly, then now is the bottom. And so Alan and Jayong Jayong Jayong Jayong. Dayong. Dayong are they are safe. And now it's just Asma and Jen and Carly is like, Oh God, but as Alan leaves, he goes behind where you see their shadows. And he's like, okay, you need to just shut up, sir. Yeah, even your shadow needs to shut up.

So Carly just looks at these two women, who it's like the first challenge, you know, they messed up, but like, there's like, you know, it's hard, it's project runway. And Carly goes, you guys failed yourselves and each other. I'm like, damn, Carly. God, Carly, jeez. You guys both deserve to be dead right now. Yeah.

Um, and she's like, you're both eliminated and disappointing. You made us do this. You made us do this. You made us do this. And as was says, I didn't even get a small chance. Yes, you did. That was called the first challenge. And you have two days to do it. And it was terrible.

Sorry. We should also mention that anytime anyone went backstage, including right now, Nancy was like hugger and chief. She would like, she was just like waiting at that door to be like, hugs guys. I may be the oldest one here, but I've got the youngest hugs. And also goosebumps. I've got goosebumps. Oh, that hug gave me a goosebumps. I wish I could hug that goosebumps, but I can't really do it. Christian was the nicest. He's like, that's the top one. Sending you both home to clean up your space. You're so talented. You wouldn't be here if you weren't. And hey, look on the bright side,

at least none of one of you were a terrible pawn show today. So... See you never. Um, yeah. So Jen is like crying and sad. And asthma is like furious. She's so angry. She's like, what the fuck? Yeah, I just like, at least I had something. And Jen is crying and she's like, oh, I just regret not, oh, I'm quietly crying too much. And that's the end of those two suckers. Yes, wow.

Gosh, that's a lot. Anyway, it's nice to have Project Runway back regardless. And there it is. I'm excited for the season. I like this cast. I actually like this cast already a lot more than last season's cast. So I think it'll be fun to see how it goes. Yeah, and that is that for Project Rumble.

I thank you everybody for being here. We will see you tomorrow. No, yes. We will see you tomorrow here with the load packs. And then Orange County is gonna be done at our live show this week in Denver. And then in Seattle, we're gonna be doing for the Housewives of New Jersey,

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